Hollywood Leftists Attack Ice at Golden Globes+Man Drives U-Haul into Iranian Protest

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1. 0:00 – 5:00: Alicia Krauss, Kevin Patulo, Masterpiece Cake Baker
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3. 35:00 – 39:06: Alicia Krauss

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• Amazing. All right, Alicia Krauss has news. I have a vlog installment, which is my oneyear anniversary of the fires in Malibu, Palisades, and Aladena. And so, I got a little one minute.

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• [ __ ] government. I was doing shows in Colorado and I was doing a bit where I was talking about the masterpiece Cake Baker and the guy was out of Denver, Colorado. And look, I think you can I think we can distill my world and.

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• Alicia Krauss — Person · 2 mentions · first at 0:58
• Kevin Patulo — Person · 1 mention · first at 0:20
  You AJ, BUT LIKE YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T MAKE THOSE DROPS IN THAT GAME. And I also want Kevin Patulo flipping burgers at like the local McDonald's or something. I don't care.

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0:00 Here's another great moment in local news. Yes, this was a huge letown. This was my Christmas present and I got a loss. I'm feeling uh two of two things. A I want AJ Brown packing his bags and I want him somewhere else that is not here. I love you AJ, BUT LIKE YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T MAKE THOSE DROPS IN THAT GAME. And I also want Kevin Patulo flipping burgers at like the local McDonald's or something. I don't care.

0:25 Why do you say that? Whenever he's an offensive coordinator, it's like he's flipping burgers. One side he's cooking, one half he's cooking, and the other half is completely raw.

0:35 That's a great moment in local news. Now, back to the Adam Corolla Show. Kids talking Eagles. Yeah, I was performing all weekend and the games were always on and I'd have to leave with four minutes left in the fourth quarter to go out on stage and have no idea how the game all of them ended. They were mostly all barn burners, man. Parody.

0:58 Amazing. All right, Alicia Krauss has news. I have a vlog installment, which is my oneyear anniversary of the fires in Malibu, Palisades, and Aladena. And so, um, I got a little one minute trailer to, uh, play you guys, but you can go to amcroll.com and just check out the, uh, again, it's the 30th, it's about 30 minutes long, but it's the one-year anniversary of nothing getting done. Uh, but I'll play the clip. All right. So, the four major quesons on the outside of the seaw wall are where the house is going to go. The seaw wall is on the quesons underneath it. And these things go down about four stories into the ground. And again, if you look on top of the quesons that form the seaw wall, there's no rebar sticking out. So, they're not going to try to tie those tops in. These have 22 in of rebar sticking out because they are going to tie those in with horizontal concrete forms that are called bond beams. So,

2:06 all those are going to be tied together. You can see it in their neighboring structure. You can see the quesons coming up and the bond beam is going across the top. And once that bond beam goes across the top, probably be 3 ft high, probably be another 30 yards of concrete just in this front bond beam, then they'll build on top of that. So basically that scene in Planet of the Apes where Charlton H saw the Statue of Liberty, that's what'll be here in 2,000 years. Nothing else will be here. He'll just be staring at this. You damn dirty coastal commission. All right. All right. So, it's crazy. I I I I don't know. I get going. The regulation, people. It's the regulation. It's It's a weird It's a weird thing because like when you own something property.

2:57 Mhm. And then somebody from the city like comes over and goes, "Hey, uh, you going to do some work on this property?" Go, "Yeah." You go, "You put a chain link fence around that oak tree at the top of the hill." and they go, "I don't want to do that. It's my property." They go, "Do it." Or, "You don't get your permit." And people sort of go along with it, but it's it's the most it's the most intrusive a government can be.

3:20 So, I'm going to confess to something. I hope that the statute of limitations are up. But it's one of the times I said, "F it" to Uncle Sam.

3:27 Specifically here in LA, our little Brussels Griffin died toward the end of COVID and my husband was out of town for work and the country girl and me came out. your Brussels Griffin.

3:37 I was like, they there's a cute little dog that looks like an Ewok. Uhhuh. And so I called up my girlfriend that has a farm in Colorado and I was like, "Hey, how should I properly bury this thing in my yard?" So I waited for the girls to go to bed. They all said goodbye to the dog. They they all cried

3:53 and I, you know, wet the ground, dug a hole, did everything she told me to do, buried the dog,

3:59 go inside, pour myself a glass of wine. So it's mama's time to cry over the dead dog now. Mhm.

4:04 Googled it. Guess what? It's illegal to do in the city of LA. It's illegal to do everything in LA. I don't think people really

4:13 And I literally was like, it was one of the times in my life, if I I said the f word aloud, I was like, like seriously, f it. This is my yard. This is my house. This is my dog.

4:22 It's my dog's car. Why am I going to pay some vet $1,000 to cremate him? It's so, you know, I I was It's so You're [ __ ] everyone with your big [ __ ] government. I was doing shows in Colorado and I was doing a bit where I was talking about the masterpiece Cake Baker and the guy was out of Denver, Colorado. And and look, I I think you can

4:47 I think we can distill my world and their world and your world and the progressive world down to this case, this situation. Like if you want

4:58 how do I feel about this? How do you feel about this? It's right there. The guy ran a small business and he employed people and he paid his taxes and he created a product that people in the community consumed. It's like

5:14 you want this guy. By the way, this guy's not the enemy city of of Denver state of Colorado. You you have people [ __ ] ripping off the government all day long, but you've decided that this guy is the enemy, which is number one. like the homeowners, the taxpayers, the people that keep the lights on. We're not the enemy. Leave us alone. So, the gay couple comes in, they tell him to bake him a gay wedding cake, you know, for their marriage. He says, "I can't do it." And um

5:44 and the city and the state, and then a heterosexual couple wants him to do a transition cake, and they sue him. And it look it literally goes to the

5:54 He can't win. He's winning in court. It goes to the Supreme Court. You're bankrupting a guy who just says, "I'm religious. I'll bake anyone anything, but I know I'm not baking a gay wedding cake because it's against what I feel my religion would dictate."

6:10 Okay. Go across the street and city and state. Don't get involved. You should not be involved with this at all. It it is their it it's his prerogative. And by the way, you can go get a cake anywhere and that'll be that. Yep. But I was the I it's something that's driven me nuts. It's drive It drives me nuts. But I was doing a show and a guy who worked for the Masterpiece Cake Baker, he he came up to me. It was we're doing stuff meet and greet after the show signing autographs and whatever.

6:43 And he said, "You know, this thing had to go to the Colorado Supreme Court. Do you understand this, Doss? You ready to get pissed?"

6:52 Yes. You want the You want to know what that the Supreme Court said? He is no longer allowed to bake wedding cakes. Not gay wedding cakes. No wedding cakes. They've dictated that this baker and they go, "That's 65% of his business. You're not allowed to do this."

7:08 People, I don't know what you think or what you want, but how much BIGGER DO YOU WANT government to be? How much bigger DO YOU WANT [ __ ] GOVERNMENT TO BE? YOU [ __ ] [ __ ] sheep imbecile. How much bigger do you want government to be? You want the government dictating to this small business owner who he can make his cakes for? That's what you want.

7:30 They want it to be so good, right? Because can funnel money hero. You're a hero. You're all [ __ ] heroes. Okay. The difference between me and them is that

7:41 that's it. They're all for my mom and everyone she knows would have loved to shut this guy's business down. I don't give a [ __ ] And by the way, you're the same people that want a women's only gym and a black dormatory on the college campus and black graduation ceremony. So, are you for segregation or what are you for?

8:02 Yeah. Well, no. In the women's only gym, if they identified as the end result's going to be government cake.

8:08 Government cake. I know. Just shut the [ __ ] up everyone. I can't believe you people are fighting. It's

8:14 not good. And they make you eat it. You're fighting for this. This is what you want. You applaud this.

8:20 That's what they want. What the [ __ ] happened to everybody? They don't want me to be able to bury my dog.

8:25 They don't want you to be able to like say, "No, I'm not using a chain links fence to tie up that oak tree." They want, you know, Somali immigrants, defraud the government for this.

8:34 Growing up, we had two rules as kids. No crybab, no Tattletales. Yeah. If we just got back to that, we'd all be good.

8:43 All right. What do you got for the news? So, did anybody watch The Golden Globes on Sunday night?

8:48 I was working. You were working? Yes. I uh I liked Nikki's act. Uh some buddies of ours in the conservative podcast world didn't love it so much, but it wasn't too bad. She had one bit where she talked about CBS being like the top editor, and I thought it was joke about how when they edited Kla Harris's interview,

9:07 right? But Shapiro and Ruben and others run it as a joke of like no not liking Barry Weiss over at CBS News. Now, um,

9:15 it is a funny, you know, it's a funny thing about the left. They did the same thing with CBS as they're doing as they did with X. Listen, you guys had it your way. You got to [ __ ] lie and use this platform and lie the whole time. And then somebody else got hold of it and went, "Look, we're going to open it up." And now you guys are all crying like stuck pigs like, "Oh, we don't get to lie anymore." Yes, you don't get to lie anymore. Barry Weiss is just wants to tell the truth and Elon Musk just wants the truth. You guys used to control what the truth was and now you're pissed because you don't get to control it anymore.

9:47 What the truth is, right? Which is kind of telling, but that's just what it is now. So, you don't get to cry about it.

9:54 But, but we're the bad guys. Yes, we're the bad guys. Okay. So, comedian Wanda Sykes, Mark Ruffalo, Ariana Grande, a few other people, they were wear they were wearing their Ice Out pins on the red carpet cuz this is the new thing. And then Mark Ruffalo is also wearing his be good pin. Uh Wanda Sykes, though decided to go after Bill Maher, I guess she didn't uh doesn't like his tone of comedy. This is this is pretty telling.

10:18 And that's the other thing, too. God forbid Bill Maher just tell the truth a little bit and they get angry at him now. All right, here we go.

10:25 Bill, you give us so much, but I would love a little less. Just try less. Bill does not tell like this. Bill a little less a little less of his type of truth in comedy.

10:40 I don't even know what that joke is really. I don't think it is a joke. I think that's the laugh is everybody there feels compelled to laugh because it's their own people.

10:48 Was she accepting or presenting an award? She was presenting. Okay. Yep. She was presenting

10:51 scripted. She wanted to laugh. She She also uh we have another video of her talking about Oh yeah, this is great. She's talking about how horrible the government is too.

10:59 Okay. Yeah. Here we go. The pin be good. Tell me about the pin. Be good. Yes. Um, of course, this is for um the the the mother who was uh murdered uh by uh ICE agent. Um, and it's really sad and you know, I know people are out marching and all today and we need to speak up. We need to be out there and shut this this rogue government um down cuz it's it's just awful what they're doing to people.

11:29 She you could tell she didn't know her name. this uh the the mother. Also, you idiots left the border wide open for 4 years and a whole bunch of people came over and now we have to figure out who came over here and mop up the mess that you guys made and you're angry about it, but I don't know what what's the alternative.

11:49 I I'm we I've had this I'm sure you have had dinners and conversations with liberal center right-leading friends over the last week about Renee Good's death. And you cannot I think as a normal human being look at that and think it's

12:02 oh yeah you know totally like good glad she's dead like it's not she wasn't a gangbanger she wasn't a cartel member uh she was just supportive of those people and it is a that is the definition of a tragedy but I think what frustrates me is these same people that are standing up for her don't recognize oh the drug gun and human trafficking of innocent girls that's happening at the southern border Like, do they know the names of those women that are like dragged over here to be sex slaves and put up on Only Fans by like coyotees and cartel leaders? Like, where are the pins for them?

12:38 Oh, they don't. They're They're [ __ ] dumb shits and they're very convenient. And and somebody tweeted out this story, which I I was on it in 2017 cuz I forgot about this story that took place in Minnesota. It was a another woman being shot to death by an officer and nobody gave two shits. By the way, these people never give a [ __ ] because the woman was blonde and the officer shot him was black and Somali. But I'll I'll play you this clip. It it's it's the same place. It's the same thing.

13:17 It's literally apples to apples. It's a It's a officer. It's a civilian. It's a woman. And the difference is is

13:28 the narrative doesn't work for them. No. She was outside of the car and he shot her from inside the car,

13:37 which you haven't even heard this story because it's crazy. I I'll play the clip and then I'll I'll play the thing. It's crazy.

13:43 So, do you know who the last white girl to get unalived by law enforcement in Minneapolis was before Renee Good? No, you don't. And I bet you don't know that the person who did it was the first Somali police officer in the entire United States and that they were convicted of murder and it was later overturned by the Minnesota Supreme Court and they only served a couple years. Bet you didn't know that, did you? This story is insane. This woman

14:14 Uhhuh. was a blonde yoga instructor from Australia, I believe. Wow. She called the cops because there was like a disturbance in the alley or whatever be at night like behind her place or something. So she called the cops.

14:31 The cops rolled up. She was in her bathrobe and they thought she was the person. came down to talk to the cops and the partner, not the guy driving the car, the guy in the passenger seat, the Somali cop,

14:48 pulled his gun out and shot her across his partner out of the squad car and killed this unarmed woman who called the cops who came to see the cop car in her [ __ ] bathrobe.

15:04 Wow. Now, you can talk about there's, you know, we get into the cop killing thing all the time. It's like unarmed, you know, Michael Brown, you know, hands up, don't you? Yeah. He's a 700B giant man who was wrestling with a cop trying to get for his gun. Okay. He got shot. That's what he did. He wrestled with a cop. And then, you know, LeBron James laments the poor girl who was trying to stab the other girl in the middle of stabbing her got shot. But there's there's things you you can do. You can do look this latest thing. She's behind the wheels. She's asked to stop. She's asked to get out of the car. She goes forward. She hits the guy. She gets shot. You can say,

15:48 "Well, isn't it all a bit of an overreaction? You know, George Floyd, whatever." Yes, George Floyd passed a bad check. Cops got called, wrestled with cops, got put in the back of a car, said he couldn't breathe, pulled out again, wrestled with cops again. Okay, this is none of that. This is literally you calling the cops

16:09 and then seeing the squad car pull up out front of your building and you walking out and getting dusted by a cop. That that is way worse than any of this stuff. I don't remember any marches.

16:20 You idiots can go, "Well, she didn't deserve to Yeah, I know. The woman driving the minivan didn't deserve to die, but she was still driving a vehicle and she did move encroach toward a police officer and so on and she put herself into that situation.

16:35 She was trained by leftist groups that were allegedly funded by George Soros to put be put in that situation.

16:40 There's lots of stand up and fight and get in front of and all your [ __ ] [ __ ] nonsense and now people are dead because yes, you're gonna stand up and fight and more people are going to get shot. She was shot by this. He w his name was uh Muhammad Noir and he was a Somali. He was the first Somali cop. And of course,

17:02 has he been funneling money to terrorist groups? The optics look horrible. Yeah,

17:06 they're horrible optics for CNN. A black guy, a Somali guy, a cop shoots a blonde woman dead. So that's why we move the [ __ ] on. This shooting in Minnesota

17:20 was 10 times more egregious than the ones Mark Ruffalo is wearing her [ __ ] pin for. You [ __ ] [ __ ] But you know what? Mark Ruffalo doesn't know about this story and neither do any of those [ __ ] at the Golden Gloves.

17:35 Yeah, you're probably right. Oh, they have no idea. Do you want to listen to Mark Ruffalo talk about how horrible and dangerous and scary? Cuz we have that too.

17:42 I made a joke. I made a Mark I don't know why it was a Mark Ruffalo joke, but somebody asked me when I was on the road. Um, somebody was doing my home doing their due diligence and they said, "You're getting a star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood."

17:59 Oh, that's cool. I know. I I I blocked it from my mind, but I but it is cool. And they said, "Where do you want your star?"

18:08 Uhhuh. And I I never I you know I was doing being interviewed so I was trying to be funny but I hadn't thought about it you know. They said where do you want your star? I said well not next to Trump's star. And they said why not? You don't like Trump? And I said no I like Trump but once a week when they show up with the pickaxe to destroy Trump's star, they're going to turn around be walking back to the van and they're going to see my star and go [ __ ] this guy. Like we got as long as we got the axe out

18:35 we're right here. I said, I want to be next to Mark Ruffalo's star where I won't get the pickaxe.

18:42 That's a solid call. I know he had a star. I don't know. Just don't put the star next to anyone who's openly conservative or a Jew in Hollywood and you'll be safe.

18:51 If I get next I am thoroughly convinced that if mine was next to Trump on the way back to the Prius Yeah.

18:59 I would get hit. Yeah. Because the the pickaxe already out. Put it next to Mark Ruffalo where all the SJP pro- kamas types won't do anything to touch it.

19:08 That's where I want to be. All right, let's hear what the great uh Mark Ruffalo has to say.

19:12 This is for her. This is for the people in the United States who are terrorized and scared today. I know I'm one of them. I love this country. And what I'm seeing here happening is not America. This is not

19:24 Mark. Why do you feel that this platform is still useful to spread a message like this? Listen, I I I want to pretend like this is I want to be here to celebrate and I am here to celebrate and I'm proud to have a Golden Globe nomination, but also this is not normal anymore. And so I don't know how I how I could be quiet and I'm feeling a little sick. So it's hard to BS right now. So

19:46 Oh, he's sick. Wasn't he one of the ones that told us to get vaccinated and wear a mask?

19:50 It's hard to BS when you're sick. I'm at my best when I'm sick in terms of the BS.

19:54 They do. I feel like when you're sick and when you're old, it's like no filter man.

20:00 Well, there's no there's more BSing when you're not sick because that's when you're calling in sick, but you're going fishing

20:07 the day after the Super Bowl. That's right. Hey, Ah, man. Get back from the bachelor weekend. Can't come in tomorrow.

20:15 Not feeling myself. Terrorized. Do you feel terrorized? Oh, I wake up. Listen, it is so easy to avoid getting shot by a cop. It's real easy. You just listen to what they say

20:26 and you'll be fine. And by the way, don't go down there. That's the other thing, too. If there's [ __ ] going on, stay at home.

20:32 If there's stuff going on, just don't try to obstruct anybody in a uniform with a gun. That's just like a good rule.

20:38 I'll put it to you this way. I just got done walking through the airport. They tell you what to do every 10 ft.

20:44 Uhhuh. And it's on the speakers, too. If you're a toddler, if the guy asked for my ID and I just got him in a headlock instead, then then I might get [ __ ] with by cops. Or you can just comply. Yeah. If you really think about an airport,

20:57 you have white, black, women, Hispanic, young, and old, all just funneling through this place times a million a week.

21:07 Mhm. Everyone complies, everyone goes right through the airport. Yep. Stop complying, then you get stopped.

21:14 You get on a no-fly list. There's a way to do it. Yes. All right. What's next? All right. Well, I did like some of the dresses, but this isn't the show for that. No,

21:22 you don't want to break down the dresses I liked. I don't know. I I'll listen if you got if you got something.

21:27 No, no, it's fine. I love Nikki's dress. I actually liked Miley Cyrus's dress. I don't know why people are knocking it. It was great. Okay, so comedians Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers are apparently walking back comments about Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett. You know, the sassy congresswoman.

21:41 I like her style too most of the time. Don't like her politics though. Apparently, they encouraged fans not to donate to her Senate campaign. The episode was posted a couple of weeks ago and the co-host waited into the political territory by debating the Democratic Party strategy for 2028 and Crockett's electability. Here's a clip.

21:58 Should we have listened to the populist message all along? Is that ultimately what would work for them? Yes. It's not going to be Gavin Newsome. And when anytime a politician is making it too obviously about themselves, I'm already done. And don't waste your money sending to Jasmine Crockett. Do not do it.

22:16 I I must agree. Don't do it. Don't. You're going to waste your money. Take it from someone who sent Sarah Gideon like a ton of money in Maine.

22:24 So, they got a ton of backlash. Why they got a ton of backlash? Because she is a liberal darling and you're not allowed to say, "Don't send money to her." So, then they put this statement up on their Instagram stories and they had to apologize and he said that they should not have weighed in on it and transportation and cander matter, yada yada, and they're so sorry. Transportation. Transparency. Okay. Cuz transportation matters.

22:49 Transportation. I think it does. Well, it matters. I would argue it matters more than transportation.

22:53 Transparency in Canada. And the ultimate transparency in transportation is Wonder Woman's jet. She has invisible jet, which there's a little flaw in the invisible jet department because Wonder Woman flies an invisible jet.

23:10 So you go invisible. She's not invisible. So, it just looks like a woman sailing across the sky, which would draw more eyeballs

23:18 than an actual jet would. I wish I were invisible right now cuz that was a dumb blonde moment. Anyway, they said that the transparency

23:26 and candandor mattered deeply to them, especially on the podcast. I'm a very progressive person.

23:30 Listen, here's let me just say this, everybody. When you walk back [ __ ] that you mean,

23:36 then I don't find you genuine. No, then you're not genuine. I do not believe you. There's no more. You know, it's like I

23:42 actually would start listening to their show if they doubled down on it. Well, like Camala Harris was against fracking, then she's for fracking. What is she? She's just walking [ __ ] around trying to get votes. Now you [ __ ] are just walking [ __ ] around. If you meant it. Well, you said it, so I'm assuming you mean it.

24:01 He said that he has great respect for her and he regrets his word suggested otherwise. No, it doesn't suggest otherwise. You just saw her grift and you're calling it out. I feel like people on the right and the left need to be doing this. And when you don't do it, then your side ends up losing because you have grifters like her who are on CNN and MSNBC all the time.

24:22 Mhm. Collecting money but not helping the progressive movement. I mean, I hate to give free advice to Democrats, but he should have doubled down on this.

24:29 They're [ __ ] and we don't need to listen to anything they have to say cuz they're [ __ ] they're cowards and they're liars because they're walking [ __ ] back. All right, we have a clip of uh

24:39 Oh, we have the uh the mayor of Minnesota. Uh Minneapolis, Minnesota. This guy, what happened to guy? I wrote a book called 50 years all be chicks. This guy's a chick.

24:48 Um he's even got the the nicely quafted hair going on. He looks a little sad though. So, after months of Democrats, including him, saying there was no fraud, no fraud, no fraud, no fraud. Here we go.

24:59 Walking him back. Let me ask you about the leadership in your state. Dozens of people in Minnesota have been charged and convicted with stealing millions of dollars of taxpayer money for government programs. Do you think Governor Walls did enough to stop the fraud in your state? And do you support his decision not to run for reelection?

25:21 Well, look, Governor Walls is the reason that we've got paid family leave in Minnesota. He's the reason we've got free school lunches. Uh him and I, we've been through thick and thin.

25:32 But did he do enough to combat fraud? Mayor, did he do enough to combat fraud? Look, obviously everybody could have done more to prevent fraud. I I love the when they expanded out, you know what I mean? Everybody.

25:46 So a guy who runs a bait and tackle place outside of Garrison Keeler's place could have done more. I whenever they expand it, we all could have done more. Yeah. Everyone could have done more.

26:01 I could have done more, right? Except for I think the comp troller could have done a little more,

26:05 right? We don't write checks, so we just pay taxes. You guys then distribute the money. So,

26:10 garbage men, we all could have done We all could have done more. So, whenever they start including everybody, that's a bet that that So, here's how they do it.

26:21 First, they go this never happened. Then the next thing they do is it may have happened but this is really just the right attacking us. Then it goes to counts.

26:33 Yeah. Then it goes to it happened but not that much. Then it h then it goes to it oh well definitely did happen but happened before I got here and here's why I don't. And then it expands into everybody wishes. And then there's a thing where now Newsome will do this all the time. He'll expand it. He'll go, "What about your homeless problem, Gavin? Many cities are struggling WITH YEAH, WE'RE NOT ASKING ABOUT THEM. WE'RE ASKING ABOUT YOU. You in your city, in your state, not you." When they expand it, that means they're doing it.

27:07 Or whenever you ask him about the budget, he always talks about how California is the world's fourth largest economy.

27:13 Leading the way, leading the way. All right, I want to hear a little more of him. Sorry.

27:18 Obviously, everybody could have done more to prevent fraud, and I think that's a a fair point to make. do more to prevent fraud. And you look what he's doing right now. He's setting up a whole new bunch of infrastructure to do that. And by the way, look, the fraud's real. We've all got to acknowledge that the fraud is very real. And and by the way, when somebody commits fraud, and there are many that have done that, you investigate it,

27:41 you charge, you prosecute, uh, and yeah, you put the person in jail. Oh. As an offic, you put the person in jail as an individual. you do not hold an entire community, any community accountable for the actions of individuals.

27:56 It's fascinating. I agreed with the second half of what the dude said. Mhm. But he doesn't understand that that's exactly what ICE officers are doing.

28:04 Well, also when they do this thing where there's another thing, too, where they go, nobody's doing more now. It's like, we're not talking about now. We're talking about then. Like when you embezzle money from the bank you work at for 20 years, we're talking about that. We're not talking about what you're doing next Monday. We're talking about that number one. Then number two, when they do the procedural stuff, they go you, we will find you, we'll arrest you, we'll incar, we'll try you, and we're Yeah, I get that's what you do with criminals. The question is is why haven't you done any of the [ __ ] in the last 20 years, you [ __ ] pansy?

28:40 Just running out the clock in that answer, right? Oh, and the hand motions and the pausing and annunciation of the words. Yeah,

28:48 it is a good stall. They run out the clock and then she never asked any. By the way, she she's [ __ ] horrible. She's a piece of [ __ ]

28:57 Like she's the one who did I I'm telling you the greatest clip. Like if you want, you know, they're they're

29:03 Oh, you showed me this one before. They're clips that I would call time capsule clips.

29:08 I did not believe it when I saw it. When people go when people are like, "Well, how would you capture this moment we're in?" Like I would show them if someone said, "What was this era like?" I would show them the VW commercial where the biracial gay couple hijacks a sheep and takes it home to raise them with their SUV. I would go, "That's what we're That's where we were. That's that's us. That's our society. That's what was happening." And and Trump is trying to debate Biden. And Trump's talking about Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia gate, and all that stuff. And Biden's laptop and Hunter's laptop. And that little dumb [ __ ] is sitting there going, "Can we get BACK TO RACE? WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT RACE." I'm like, "Okay, that's perfect. Perfect. She's running interference for Biden because she wants to talk about race in 2021 or whatever the [ __ ] it was. It's a non-issue that you guys want to keep talking about so

30:01 you can use as a cudgel, a weapon." And that was her. It was her going, "WE HAVE TO GET BACK to race, gentlemen. We're 80year-old guys. We got to talk about race in America. Keep talking about race. We're not going to talk about all the [ __ ] that's actually happening and wrong with government.

30:18 Remember when people on both sides of the aisle were actually afraid of like journalists and reporters?

30:23 Oh god, they're so And like the Sunday shows used to be some of the best of the best.

30:27 I know. Like Oh, here it is. By the way, we'll show it to you just cuz it makes me laugh.

30:33 Joe, they're calling you a corrupt politician. Nobody I want to stay on the issue of race. We're talking about the

30:40 top from hell. President Trump, we're talking about race right now and I do want to stay on the issue of race.

30:46 Okay, let's just talk about race so we can make black people more angry. I do love Trump's hand motion. Nice job, [ __ ] Speaking of race, that's got to be DI hire for her, right? That's not She's [ __ ] horrible at her job. Gentlemen, I want to talk about race.

31:02 Okay, you could look into the laptop, [ __ ] but you're not not the like look into the laptop. Look into all the riots that they called peaceful protests. No, no, we don't keep talking about race.

31:11 That was like literally happening then. LA was burning. LA and Portland were burning.

31:14 We got to talk about race. Nope. More race. All right, one more. All right. Uh, I noticed you're wearing green today. I'm wearing red.

31:21 I'm wearing green because Mark Ruffalo said I don't know what I'm Oh, no. I'm wearing blue and sisters right now who are marching in the streets. Oh, my hat.

31:29 They're guesstimating that like close to 2,000 people have probably been arrested and over 500 are dead. But we don't know for sure because

31:37 the, you know, the regime has shut down internet and cell service. Over the weekend, there were people, you know, marching for freedom in Iran and a man drove a U-Haul truck straight through this crowd of protesters in LA. I think this is over in the Beverlywood area and the event in the aftermath was all caught on tape from so many different angles. Did you see this?

31:57 Well, no. I I kept I like I said I was working and traveling and doing shows and stuff and I I was not able to catch keep up with I heard bits and pieces. I didn't

32:09 there were like hundreds of people if not thousands of people who showed up in LA protesting against the regime in Iran and they're heard screaming as this massive vehicle just bulldozes straight through the group seemingly without regard for humans there. And in other clips you can see that cops are seen trying to snatch the man out of the vehicle. So there this is the video of the vehicle just rolling down the street.

32:29 Okay. He's just driving through the Now I mean is there somebody on the roof of it?

32:37 Somebody apparently jumped on the roof cuz they were trying to remove his pro-re sign.

32:41 Oh. And then when he finally gets to a point where he has to come to a stop, there's this video of these like, good for them, average citizens going all guardian angels on his ass, like trying to get him out of the cab before the cops get there. And then the there's like another video of the cops trying to just separate everybody and try to figure out what the hell was going on.

33:00 Now, to be fair to him, he was in a U-Haul trying to get the [ __ ] out of California. So maybe his argument would be,

33:07 well, he wanted to go back to Gavin knew him so bad. I was just trying to grab paid a premium, too. Pay a premium because his money's worth. Three grand to get it to Austin, but 30 bucks to get it back from Austin. So, he he paid his premium. He's got grandma's attic up there. He's got the super I love reading about how easy it is to load them up. Maybe that was it. So, he drove a U-Haul U-Haul through this through this crowd.

33:32 Yeah. It's scary. Yeah. And didn't run anyone over, huh? I mean, that's a that's like a terror attack. Mhm. Is that a Mexican flag next to the Iranian flag?

33:42 I can't tell. There's too many flags that follow the same schemes. What? The Mexican flag and the Iranian flag. That was a Mexican flag at the Iranian protest.

33:51 What's really cool is is that a lot of people So you see that flag with the lion on it. It was what happened. It was what they had before the Ayatollah.

33:59 And so people all around the world are going to Iranian embassies and replacing to the OG fight. I'll tell you all I would here's what I would like to go on a tour a a U-Haul band tour of. I would just

34:13 literally show the first episode of Saturday Night Live from 1975. Mhm. And I would show the first 10 seconds of the news and I I would put together a montage because you show the news from SNL from 1975 and Chvy Chase will get up there and go, "Well, trouble in the Middle East." And I go, "Trouble in the Middle East. Trouble in the Middle East." And then I would put a montage together with a calendar and the pages blowing by. Trouble in the Middle East. Every [ __ ] news, every news broadcast I've seen in the last 75 years starts with trouble in the Middle East. And then I would go, could you people get your [ __ ] [ __ ] together? For the love of Christ, it's trouble in the Middle East. It's always trouble in the Middle East. Maybe we should internalize some of this. Perhaps it's you. Perhaps there has something to do with the people who live in the Middle East that every single news since

35:15 I've been alive has started off with trouble in the Middle East. I think when you look at the area broadly, but it's just like that's like saying like trouble in the United States. Well, turns out Minnesota and LA are going to have different types of trouble than Dallas and Austin are, right? And I think that when you look at the Middle East, the problems of the Iranian people are very different than the problems of the Egyptian people. But it's all back to one thing, which is we can't [ __ ] do this.

35:42 Can't just get along. Can't just have a government. Can't just not [ __ ] persecute people.

35:47 Bad guys. I I know. But we have bad guys. There's bad guys in Canada. But it doesn't start off with trouble in Canada. It starts off with trouble in the Middle East. And it will never end. And it's the people that's the problem. That's the problem.

36:02 Yeah. I believe it was probably right around 50 years ago, the the fall of the Shaw of Iran. And we all of us have Iranian friends whose parents fled in the early '7s and they're fully normal cool

36:16 American adjusted people. Yeah. Yes. Nobody remembers about those guys. But I think that there's there's people what you're seeing now with like the protests there is like they haven't I mean this is a perfect example of why America is a beautiful experiment that worked is we have that first amendment that lets you and I say

36:35 what about slavery this we have the second amendment. What about the Trail of Tears?

36:40 We can Uh-huh. And what about the Japanese American internment camps? Mark Buffalo wants to know.

36:48 He wants to know. What about the interament camps? Yeah. Well, he wants to know. But I think part of the reason why there's consistently trouble in the Middle East is that the people there do not have the rights and the freedoms that we do here.

36:58 That's why and Canada ain't as great, sorry guys, to the great white north. But they also have different rights that people in the Middle East do not have. So they

37:06 at a certain point you got to figure out why they decided it was a bad idea to have rights. I mean, you got to you got to start deconstructing it at a certain point.

37:15 Oh, when it comes to the Ayatollah, it's because of radical Islam. Yeah. I'm just saying whatever the whatever the plan is. It's it's it's been a while. Let's think about shifting gears.

37:25 Timeline. I don't know. You want to blame the water or you want to blame the people? You want to blame the powers or the people that are in power? You want to blame the religion? Whatever it is, it's not working out is what I'm saying. Maybe it'll change a change of direction. I would say I basically say the same thing to Al Sharpton and all the race hustlers out here. whatever it is you're doing for the black community, maybe should knock it off. Maybe a little direction change would be the way to go.

37:53 Yeah. Cuz I'm looking at the stats and you guys haven't helped. Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

37:58 There's It could It's very fascinating to live in a time like between what's happening in Iran right now, what's happening in Ukraine, what's happening in Venezuela. Like, there could be shifts happening all over the world.

38:07 It'd be nice. All right. This weekend, me I'll be in uh Oregon, Grants Pass. That's right. Rogue Theater. And uh that'll be Friday. And then Saturday I'll be in uh Midtown Ballroom. That'll be in Bend, Oregon. And we're going to New York. Going to be at Rodney's doing some live shows there on the 29th and stand up there as well. Heading on out to uh heading out to DC at the uh Kennedy Center and the Trump Center.

38:35 The Trump Kennedy. Well, the thing that's funny is RFK Junior's people got hold of me and he wants to come out and that's his name, his family's names on it. So, we may do something on stage here. We're going to figure that out. Alicia Krauss, you got your oped at the Washington Examiner.

38:51 Sure do. And Eddie Bravo's got his podcast. Look into it with Eddie Bravo. Go to amcroll.com for all the live shows. Until next time, I'm gr for Eddie Bravo and Alicia Krauss saying mahalo.

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