The Truth Behind Nicolás Maduro’s Arrest - CTI LIVE Ep 986

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Andy Purcella Motivations
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Celia Maduro, Nicholas Maduro
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Celia Maduro, Nicholas Maduro
4. 30:00 – 40:00: Celia Maduro
5. 40:00 – 50:00: Lindsey Graham, Celia Maduro, Lieben Island Osman, Trisha Mclofflin
6. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Celia Maduro
7. 1:00:00 – 1:10:00: Planet Fitness
8. 1:20:00 – 1:30:00: Bud Light, Heineken, Dr. Pepper, Miller Light

Notable quotes from "The Truth Behind Nicolás Maduro’s Arrest - CTI LIVE Ep 986"

• Every Monday. It's where you submit questions and we answer them. the YouTube video is over on Andy Purcella Motivations. It's a brand new channel. U make sure you go over…

  about Andy Purcella Motivations · at 1:38

• There you go. Okay. I did the homework for you. but yeah, Maduro. kidnapped, extradited. I don't know what you want to call it. we're going to get into it though. cuz there extracted it. It could be a lot of.

  about Celia Maduro · at 12:15

• Your council will be able to make motions at this time. I just want to know one thing. Are you Nicholas Maduro Moros? The judge asked. The ousted dictator replied, I am…

  about Nicholas Maduro · at 14:24

• Go. If you said Lindsey Graham, go to the front line. He [ __ ] his [ __ ] pants twice.

  about Lindsey Graham · at 42:35

• Were already on top of, right? Assistant Homeland Security Secretary Trisha Mclofflin told Fox News Digital that the agency quote unquote surged law enforcement to Minnesota…

  about Trisha Mclofflin · at 46:09

• I didn't want to. All right. I kind of wanted to Yeah. Planet Fitness, they're in the news right now.

  about Planet Fitness · at 1:00:25

• Yeah. And I think Bud Light should go back to Bud Light should go back to like the original branding of like the old school branding.

  about Bud Light · at 1:24:07

• Boomerang. Dude, I got a funny story about [ __ ] about Heineken.

  about Heineken · at 1:27:54

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Celia Maduro — Person · 15 mentions · first at 12:17
• Nicholas Maduro — Person · 4 mentions · first at 14:27
• Lindsey Graham — Person · 3 mentions · first at 42:10
• Pete Buttigieg — Person · 2 mentions
• Trisha Mclofflin — Person · 1 mention · first at 46:13
• Lieben Island Osman — Person · 1 mention · first at 46:29
  Pedophiles, and gang members. DHS said that among those arrested was a Somali criminal illegal alien named Lieben Island Osman, 43, who the agency said was convicted of robbery…
• Venelch Kyomini — Person · 1 mention · first at 46:47
  Another dude, Venelch Kyomini, a 59year-old criminal illegal alien from Laos arrested in the crackdown was convicted of two counts of a crackdown.

Companies & orgs

• Planet Fitness — Company · 2 mentions · first at 1:00:30
• Andy Purcella Motivations — Company · 1 mention · first at 1:43
• CTI — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

• Bud Light — Product · 2 mentions · first at 1:24:07
• Heineken — Product · 2 mentions · first at 1:27:55
• Dr. Pepper — Product · 1 mention · first at 1:22:07
  Yeah, man. And these new drinks, man, they're starting off with three flavors. So you can get CocaCola, Dr.
• Sprite — Product · 1 mention · first at 1:22:11
  Pepper, and Sprite. And then you can also include things like Fanta Powerade, High Sea, Bartroot beer. they're doing all of these, but they're they're doing some like retro style.
• Powerade — Product · 1 mention · first at 1:22:15
  Pepper, and Sprite. And then you can also include things like Fanta Powerade, High Sea, Bartroot beer. they're doing all of these, but they're they're doing some like retro…
• Miller Light — Product · 1 mention · first at 1:25:42
  Yep. Miller Light tastes like [ __ ] too.
• Fanta — Product · 1 mention
• High C — Product · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 We're here scammers. You know us. Oh man. [ __ ] Everything's a scam, dude. Everything. Every business, every [ __ ] thing. Everything in the world is a scam.

0:16 Yeah, bro. Make a dollar, you're a scammer. Scammer. Yep. Late for the podcast by one minute.

0:22 [ __ ] scammers. [ __ ] scammers, man. Yeah, bro. I can't [ __ ] stand those guys. How dare they be 63 seconds late.

0:32 Yeah. What's up, chat? We got Twitter. Twitter's in the house. Twitter's coming on.

0:37 All right. All right. All right. Yeah, we're here. Well, let's just get going since we're uh

0:42 Yeah, we don't want to scam nobody else. [ __ ] No, don't want to do that. Can't start the new year off the wrong way, you know?

0:49 Somalian scammers. What is up, guys? Guys, it's Andy Forcell and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to [ __ ] reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ cruise the [ __ ] internet live. That's what we're going to do. I guess we could stop saying live now because it's always going to be live.

1:15 You know, present. Yeah, we're here. All right. Uh if this is your first time to the show, this is CTI. This where we put topics on the screen. and we talk about what's going on. We speculate. Uh we have some laughs and then we talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world. We have other shows as well throughout the week. We have Q&A uh that is available every Monday. It's where you submit questions and we answer them. Um the YouTube video is over on Andy Purcella Motivations. It's a brand new channel. U make sure you go over there and click and subscribe. And uh yeah, we'll just get right into it, man. Um, don't forget, share the show out. Can't have no hose.

1:58 No, no huzz. No huzz. Don't be a huz. Don't be a h. Share the buzz. There we go. How about that?

2:05 Share the bruz. Yeah. There you go. All right. Yeah. What's going on, dog? Nothing there.

2:09 Yeah. Beautiful day. It actually was a really nice day today, dude. Yeah. Finally.

2:14 I can't stand it. The the back and forth. It [ __ ] I was just talking to Mikey about that in the gym, dude.

2:18 Yeah. I was like, "Bro, this you don't notice how bad the green stuff is until you get like one day of sun."

2:25 Yeah. I just want it to figure out what the [ __ ] it wants to do. You know what I'm saying? Like

2:29 it's been it's been doing this our whole lives dude. It's not going to change. Yeah, I know. But I'm saying but like I'm just

2:34 the government. Well, this is one of my hopes. Like I hope that those like climate activists and [ __ ] are kind of right. Like just bring the heat, dog. I'm cool. I'm cool with it, man.

2:43 But [ __ ] it's like a oven here in the summer. So I guess I don't know. Maybe, maybe just, you know, just let it be.

2:49 Just let it be. Whatever, man. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. We got the chats rolling. Chats are live and well. We have Twitter rolling. Um X rolling. YouTube is rolling. Welcome. Appreciate you guys hanging out with us this week,

3:04 Jason. That's 100% not true. Just so you know. What do you say? Talk about it later.

3:09 Okay. All right. I missed it. All right. Yeah, man. have a hell of a show uh put together for everybody.

3:16 Yeah. Um but I think you know I was thinking about this I felt that it's extremely important um that you know before we really get into these headlines we have to we have to prepare ourselves mentally.

3:29 Yeah. Um I think that's important. Um and so you guys listening at home right now wherever you are um I felt that we should take uh 60 seconds

3:39 okay for some liberal insanity okay before we get started. All right. You ready?

3:46 Yeah. Brace yourselves. Woo! Oh! What are the chances that dude banged like four of those nast Let's ascend to our spiritual selves. We have to be naked.

4:43 Two things. The women go home and they're like, "Honey, what happened?" Oh, we had a spiritual experience. I'm a I'm awoken.

4:51 Yeah. What do you think that tent smells like? Oh, bro. I was about to say two things. First, what the I can smell it from here.

4:59 Smells like bo and pur patuli mixed together, bro. Patuli. That's that musk stuff.

5:05 Yeah. All the hippies using that. Oh man. I And my second thought was, you know, I guess Andy, you are right. You can truly be successful if you try hard on anything.

5:14 Wow. I don't know what that is. Y'all called us scammers. That [ __ ] scam [ __ ] bro. There's no doubt about that. How much you think that [ __ ] cost to go? I looked up the tickets. I have the ticket price. What do you think?

5:27 500 bucks. 250. 250. 250. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, give me 500. [ __ ] man. Oh, man. What is going on, dude? Well, they they don't even

5:53 This is the This is how desperate people are for some sort of purpose, dude. Bro,

5:58 like, imagine showing this video to someone from like the 1950s. Oh, man. You know what I'm saying?

6:04 What is going on, bro? Oh, [ __ ] Dude, here's my problem. Real talk though. Like, you know, attention to detail, guys. Just get real [ __ ] candles, bro. Like, you don't even got real cases. LED [ __ ]

6:15 Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh, it's a business. But truly ain't going to work if we got LED candles. Like, everybody knows that. You got real Dude it's I I don't get it, dude.

6:31 Oh, bro, she's feeling good, man. I am wired just a completely I got a completely different [ __ ] program than those guys did. Holy [ __ ]

6:45 Oh man. What did we notice about this too? There is no black people. Not one. No, not one, bro. We I'd be scared to walk in there.

6:53 No rhythm allowed. I'd be scared. Oh, man. Oh, dude. I'd be scared to walk in there.

7:03 I am an equal opportunity. Make fun of people. Oh, is that made that up? Yeah. I love it, dude. Yeah. This is great. This is great.

7:13 Boiled hot dogs and no rhythm. Wet nickels. That's what it smells LIKE THERE. OH MY GOD.

7:23 YEAH, MAN. You know, and uh and and some good news before we get, you know, because it's it's

7:28 we got good news. We got good news, bro. Okay. Uh the flu's back. The flu? Oh, ain't that great?

7:37 Yeah. It was on a vision quest, bro. It was gone. It was there with whoopde-woop.

7:45 Yeah, man. Flu's back, guys. So, you know, be grateful. And um we're good, man. It's going to be a great day.

7:51 Yeah, it's going to be a great day. Let's um let's We're prepared now. This is my least favorite week of the month of the year.

8:00 Why is that? Because I got to open up my Instagram and I got to see all the same people say the same [ __ ] [ __ ] that I've seen him see say for the last [ __ ] 10 years on the internet. Bro,

8:10 this is my year. We're in my year. We're going to [ __ ] do it this time. Yep. by Wednesday they're going to be [ __ ] woohooing with Billy Bob.

8:19 You know I called my new path. You know that was a little too serious for me. So I, you know, went this other way.

8:24 Yeah. The worst accept myself. The worst ones are you know what? I'm just going to try in 202.

8:28 You know what, dude? Maybe you shouldn't accept yourself. Maybe you're a piece of [ __ ]

8:32 You know what I'm saying? Like that recurr like just accept it. Oh, I got selflove. Why?

8:41 Yeah, right. There's things about you that you probably shouldn't love. Anyway, I get irritated, dude.

8:48 Yeah, I get it. Cuz like, dude, I pour a lot of my life into trying to help people that quite honestly, you know, they don't want to actually change.

8:59 A lot of people do, but there's a lot more people that want to pretend like they want to change.

9:04 You know, they want it to feel they want to sound good. They want to feel good about it. I'm going to do this, but then they never do it. And it just irritates me.

9:11 Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like they want to see if if you if you believe him this time.

9:16 You know what I'm saying? Like 2026, right? No. Nobody believes you until you do it, man.

9:21 Damn. Yeah. Whatever, dude. That's neither here nor there. Yeah. It's fine. Let's just move past it. I'm going to get annoyed.

9:29 Let's do it. Let's start yelling. You got to save that for headline. I'm aware. I know. I got it coming.

9:35 I know. Yeah, man. Guys, remember if you would like to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyforcella.com. You guys can find them link there. Check down in the description below um for that as well. So, let's get into our first headline. Now, setting the tone. Okay, obviously we got to talk about the Venezuela thing. So, uh, before I, you know, for all of those out there, I'll give you guys a couple of seconds to take your your Ukraine flags down and take your your pro Palestine flags down and before you switch them up. And I I did some homework for everybody. This is what the flag of Venezuela looks like for all of those.

10:13 Oh, no. We've already seen it. We I've already seen it within within six hours, which was very interesting. I don't know if you have this, but

10:22 within six hours of this man being extracted from Venezuela, we had protesters Oh, yeah.

10:30 on the streets of New York City with printed signs. Yeah. Now, I've been in business for a long time

10:37 and I've had to have a lot of [ __ ] printed. Okay. A lot. So much so that one of my best friends owns like one of the best print shops in the [ __ ] world. He trains everybody how to do this [ __ ] We send him all kinds of business and money and we've been working with him for I could not get signs printed that fast. No, it would be [ __ ] impossible.

10:59 Which I thought was interesting because these guys must be have the hookup when it comes to the printing. You know what I'm saying?

11:05 They go to those woohoo ceremonies. They know it's coming. Yeah, they know it's coming.

11:11 I just just thought I just found that interesting. Isn't that weird? I just found it interesting. You know, we had the we had the scarves and we had the signs and you know, um we went from uh which was interesting. No kings,

11:27 right? Okay. All right. Hold on. No king. This is This is real [ __ ] I did the math. No kings

11:35 to defending a [ __ ] dictator, right? In 75 days, man. Proof that you could transform your entire life. [ __ ] PROOF, BABY.

11:46 That's real, man. Yeah. You can go from you can go from one extreme to the other in 75 days.

11:51 Yeah. Completely change your life. It's science. Yep. Unfortunately, these people, their lives still look the same. But

11:58 I wanted to put that up just in case, you know, and I also did a little extra homework, okay, for those that are unaware, here's a map, okay, showing you where where Venezuela is. Okay, let's zoom in on it. Right. like right by Colombia, north of Brazil, right?

12:15 Mhm. There you go. Okay. I did the homework for you. Um but yeah, Maduro. Um kidnapped, extradited. I don't know what you want to call it. Um we're going to get into it though. Uh cuz there

12:26 extracted it. It could be a lot of things. Could be a lot of things. Yeah, there's a lot here, dude.

12:31 There is a lot dude. You know, the crazy thing is though, like this picture here, I feel like this is what me and my boys would look like escaping the house on a boys weekend. You know what I'm saying? Like trying to trying to

12:42 That's me. You guys are dragging out. That's right. We're trying to have a good time.

12:48 What kind of shoes he wearing there? What is that, dude? I don't know, man. That's

12:51 He's got the orange Jordans on. Those like some Venezuela, bro. Did you see they they So, they kept switching them out, right? And what he was wearing.

12:58 They put him in Origin. Put Did you see Pete respond? Yeah, I saw it. It was awesome. Yeah.

13:02 What do you say? He said they he was giving thumbs up because it's that good. Yeah,

13:07 I saw that, dude. That was so funny, bro. Solid way to handle that. Uh it was [ __ ] great. But yeah, they got him, man. Um and that's his wife. Uh that's his wife there.

13:17 Yeah. Um you um Yeah. And and they got him out. So uh he's out. He already has been uh presented in court for his official uh plea entry um where of course he he pleaded not guilty um and he claims that he's a prisoner of war and that he was quote unquote kidnapped uh by US forces um as he plead not guilty. So yeah, he goes he goes he goes uh into court uh he appeared there um on narco terrorism charges um and uh you know he entered the courtroom he said happy new year in English to the audience before greeting his lawyers um and then he went on to say I am the president of the republic of Venezuela I am here kidnapped I was captured at my home in Karacus Venezuela 63-year-old fallen death spot proclaimed in Spanish before Judge Alvin Hellerstein stopped him. The judge shot back, quote, "Let me interfere there will be a time uh and a place to go into all of this.

14:24 Um, your council will be able to make motions at this time. I just want to know one thing. Are you Nicholas Maduro Moros?" The judge asked. The ousted dictator replied, "I am Nicholas Maduro Moras." That was pretty good, right? Um but yeah, but to your point, dude, very quickly, there's two bands here. We got two camps.

14:45 Okay. It was interesting. Uh before you even start there, it was interesting how, you know, I popped open my phone is we were texting. What were we text What was that like 8 in the morning? We were all texting about it.

14:59 [ __ ] you know, Sunday morning, right? Or was that Saturday morning or Sunday morning?

15:03 Uh whatever. Yeah. The morning after. Y 8:00 in the morning. What the [ __ ] going on? We're trying. We're all talking about it. I open my phone. [ __ ] dude. Everybody figured it out. Oh,

15:11 they already know. It was amazing, bro. Listen, it was crazy. Every single person

15:16 knows that talks about what was going on knows exactly what's going on. They are Venezuelan hysterologist,

15:23 dude. Mhm. It made me feel stupid, bro. You know, the funny thing is I actually think we should probably just pack it in because like

15:30 they're knowing the [ __ ] within five minutes. Yeah. Why would he even do this?

15:37 Yeah. FRSO, the Freedom Road Socialist Organization had signs ready to go. Um, you know, and they're rolling. And there there's two there's two camps here, right? There's you have American citizens.

15:50 Who's funding them? Oh, well, I I could I could I have a very educated guess on that.

15:57 Um, but you have our you have American citizens here, right, in this country in the United States of America. Um and you have a few of them, a very very small amount of them. Um that are protesting in favor of Maduro, right?

16:14 Yeah. Um and to your point, everybody's a [ __ ] expert on this field, right? They've been studying Venezuela for

16:19 It made me feel stupid. Yeah, for sure. Right. I must be way behind. But the funny thing is, dude, when you actually talk to these people, this is what they have to say. Check this clip.

16:29 Nicholas Maduro. What do you know about Nicholas Maduro? Um, I don't know much, bro. But, um, here with Central CSO, um, and we fight against all this, um, with like the the with Trump, the Trump administration, um, ICE, um, police brutality. So, we're just here in support of all that right now.

16:49 And what does what does Maduro have to do with all that? [ __ ] bro. You know, but we're here in support.

16:55 I mean, it makes sense. You know, Nicholas Maduro is responsible for almost 8 million people leaving Venezuela. like a quarter of the population over the last decade. I mean, he's he's contributed a lot, right?

17:06 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But um you know, we here supporting, you know what I mean? Yeah.

17:14 Yeah. Go Nicholas Moroya. Can we do that? Let's do it. Go. No. Oh, now you don't want to do it.

17:19 Well, I mean, you know, to be fairness, he's he's new to socialism. Oh, that's what

17:26 you could tell. That's right. You could tell because he's fat. That's right. That's right. Seasoned socialists are starving. So, he's new. He hasn't figured it out yet.

17:38 Yeah, he ain't figured that out yet. So, he can't can't get on him too hard. He ain't going to like it.

17:41 Yeah, he ain't he ain't going to like it. He likes They didn't tell him that part.

17:46 They didn't tell him. Listen, no. What are we doing? Like, what do you mean? Mandatory diets for everyone,

17:52 you know. But the funny thing is though, right, you got you got American citizens here in this country that are protesting uh the arrest and capture of Maduro, right?

18:03 How [ __ ] stupid are people, bro? Yeah. Between the woo woo and this, it's like

18:11 I had to I told you you had to prepare yourself. You had to prepare yourself. Um

18:16 woo. But these are our people, right? Like these Americans are protesting. They're mad. They're upset, right? But then I'm conflicted because you go to Venezuela, right, and you see the reports from the people in Venezuela. They're [ __ ] celebrating it and they're happy and they made their own posters. They didn't get that [ __ ] printed out, right? Thank you, President Donald Trump.

18:38 I mean, yeah. I mean, here's a clip. Check this out. I hope you have your coffee when I tell you this, but these are great news. All eyes on Venezuela. These are historical news. This is history in the making. I mean my chest it feels like it's going to explode with joy because after I mean before I was even born there have been struggles my family has been fighting for so many years before before his before I was even here they have told me about it. They told me about a time where democracy existed and now I can finally look forward to that. And

19:19 interesting. I mean, look, dude, we don't actually know because that could be the same thing that they've got going on here.

19:26 That could be a small little group that they make look like a big group saying the same things.

19:30 Yeah, I did see a number of clips of people saying this. I've seen a lot of these. Yeah, there there's a lot of these, dude. And like and and and to be fair, I mean, we're it's 7:21 p.m. Central time here. Um, there's still reports that like, you know, Maduro's people, they're still [ __ ] [ __ ] people up. Like anybody that's in the streets right now, the shooting still going on and they're like I've seen, bro, I've seen some crazy clips like them in the big M wraps and stuff just running over civilians and stuff.

19:54 That was going on before this before. It's still going on, right? And like I mean there's a lot of interesting stuff happening and it's hard to get a good gauge, right? To your point, it's hard to know,

20:03 but [ __ ] what is the truth, right? And I imagine that it's somewhere probably in the middle for sure, right? But these are the citizens that are, you know, you see both sides, both camps. It's funny though because this also happens with our politicians. Um, Pete Buddhaj, uh, Pete up the butt just got it. Uh, he just got lit up, uh, for blasting Trump over Venezuela. But then a past statement that he made comes out,

20:29 right? And so he just posted this on Twitter January 3rd saying quote, "It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don't want to quote run a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one." Okay. Now, and listen here, Pete. Pete up the butt. I get it. But you can't switch up like that because the internet doesn't delete itself. You were also the same [ __ ] person saying this, right? Quote, "The illegitimate takeover of this Venezuelan National Assembly is further evidence that dictator Maduro will stop at nothing to consolidate his grip on power. I stand behind Juan Guard and the Venezuelan people as they strive to reclaim their democracy and defend their rights."

21:27 You got to pick one, buddy. And and I feel like that's the case with a lot of these people, right? Like they're not mad that Trump did this. They're mad that it was Trump that did this is the is the sense that I got

21:38 every look that's tribalism, right? Right. You know, if the per um somebody else had a clip like this, too. It was uh Schumer.

21:48 Schumer. They all did. They all do. Yeah, bro. Biden had a [ __ ] bounty on this dude's head.

21:54 Yeah. Check this. This from uh KGP. You know, it's been a while since we've talked to her. Check this one out.

22:00 Quickly turn to Venezuela where Maduro once again demonstrated his complete disregard for democratic norms and proceeded with his illegitimate inauguration. As President Biden emphasized during his meeting with President-elect Edmundo Gonzalez Orutoio on Monday, January 6, we believe that it is essential that the will of the Venezuelan people is respected. In coordination with our partners, we've given Maduro and his representatives every opportunity to restore democracy, but they haven't. So today, we are building on all of our previous actions and taking further major actions. We announced new sanctions on key Maduro aligned officials as a part of our efforts to hold them accountable and we imposed more visa restrictions to totaling nearly 2,000 individuals. We also increased the reward amount to $25 million for Nicholas Maduro and his so-called Minister of Interior as part of the Department of State's narcotics

23:04 rewards program. quickly. Wasn't this the same Maduro that the Biden administration made deals with to send their criminals to United States

23:14 to here? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Isn't that the same one? Isn't that weird?

23:18 Wasn't Venezuela like the main country that all the Dominion voting systems were run out of?

23:24 I've heard that, too. Let's not forget about that. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Ain't that weird?

23:31 It's weird. There's a lot going on here, dude. There's a lot to unpack here. There's a lot.

23:35 And to go back to the previous statement where uh Buddha Buddhajes says Americans don't want to run another company country. Well, that depends. I mean, if gas is [ __ ] 50 cents a gallon over here, nobody's going to give a [ __ ] All right.

23:48 Let's run some more, baby. Yeah. Here's what I'll appreci about about the the statements that I heard from Trump.

23:55 How much more do you have here? Yeah. I mean, you're good. But what I will say about Trump is I like the fact that he just straight up said it. Yeah. we're going to [ __ ] take the oil, right?

24:05 We're probably going to sell some of it, too, and we're going to send our companies in there, and that's what we're going to do. And then people were bitching about that.

24:12 And we have Venezuelans on the on the ground saying, um, because before it was, you know, China and Russia

24:21 trying to align countries that are not even in this hemisphere. Correct. And the guy the guy very simply says, you know, he's just a dude on the street. Apparently, they got smarter people than we do. Um he goes he goes to and to those of you guys saying that the US wants our oil, what the [ __ ] do you think Russia and China wanted?

24:41 Yeah. Our rapists. We Yeah. We we'd much rather have you guys have it than us or than them.

24:46 Yeah. Right. Right. You know, like and it's just it's just funny, dude. It's funny seeing all the different [ __ ]

24:52 It It's It's crazy. Now again, I mean, I know there's a lot of The funniest thing to me though is like how everybody has it figured out.

24:58 Yeah. Like everybody's sitting in the room. You know what I'm saying? There's things we know and then there's things we don't know.

25:03 Yeah, for sure. Right. For sure. And this could all this could be so many different things.

25:07 Yeah. I do not have a I'm going to tell you right now, I do not have a grasp on exactly what this means or what's going on.

25:15 Yeah. Okay. This could be a a this could be a this could be the first step in Trump reorganizing actual resources and cutting off these people who allegedly are threats to our country that are you know Russia and China

25:35 strategically right it could be it could be um this has to do with 2020 election this could be it he was a installed role model player from the CIA that they extracted. This could be so much [ __ ]

25:53 There's no way to know right now. There could be an Israel play in this. There's no way to know. There's no way to know. And I know everybody thinks they know,

26:01 right? But there's no way. No, there's no way. Well, I I know this. Here's one of the things that doesn't sit well with me, right? Because there there are a lot of arguments of like why this happened. And it could be all of these things. Like to your point, it could be all it could be, you know, certain things. It could be all of these things. It could be none of those things and this.

26:16 It could. Yeah. Like it's like there's a lot, right? But one of the things that doesn't sit well with me is one of the arguments being made about this being strictly about drugs, right? Like that's an argument that's out there both left and right. They're saying, you know, oh well, you know, all the drugs that are flowing,

26:33 that's not true. Yeah. Because if that was the case, we'd be bombing the [ __ ] out of Mexico. We'd be bombing the [ __ ] out of Canada. We'd be bombing the [ __ ] out of China.

26:39 Yeah. Right. Which none of those things have happened and I don't believe will happen. So I don't believe that this really has much to do with

26:45 drugs. It's statistically not true by the by the percentage of drugs that actually come from Venezuela versus other places.

26:51 Yeah. It's just not true. Yeah. For sure. I mean, dude, we did a Now, is that is that could that go into the decision- making?

26:57 Sure. I'm sure that was a a point in the procon pro side, right? To me, that obviously feels like what what can we sell the public on?

27:06 Right. Right. Right. So, I mean, like there's that. I don't I'm I don't buy that, you know? But then again, like I I'm big on what what are the actual people that are there saying? And from what I've seen, there's a large majority of people that that are happy that this

27:20 it appears that way to me as well. You know what I'm saying? Like this dude, there was an election. He stole the [ __ ] election, installed himself as president

27:28 un like and just said deal with it. Here's the thing, dude. Um, there was a report that came out this weekend that showed that 51% of all internet traffic is botbased traffic.

27:43 Okay. Yep. Now, this is why it's important to take a breath and when you get outraged and you get pissed off and you form an opinion in one second, you have to realize that if there's that many bots on the internet and then you combine AI and then you combine algorithms on top of that, we are being fed

28:07 narratives meant to bend the culture in a certain way. So there's certain people they want to make mad and there's certain people they want with it and they direct that through social media. So it's very important for people to have awareness as to what social media actually is. It is no longer we are connecting with our friends from kindergarten or high school. That is not what social media is now. It is a full-blown prop propaganda culturebending mechanism that is used in force collectively by the biggest companies in the world to make people believe things. That's the truth. Yeah.

28:44 So, it's very very important that people understand that when you see a post, is that AI?

28:50 Yeah. Do you know if it's AI? I don't know. Do you know? It's hard to tell. Okay. the traffic on the post. Are those bots or are those real people? Are all those likes? Imagine somebody behind the curtain dude. Who says, "Oh, okay. Here's what we want people to believe. Here's the messaging we want them to go with. So, we're going to put out a video or we're going to take someone else's video saying that and we're going to turn the likes up to or the views up to 50 million and we're going to turn the comments up in support or against."

29:23 Like, there's that. Okay. And that is what makes it so difficult for us to know what the truth is of what's going on. We literally spend hours and hours and hours a day inside of a propaganda machine. It used to be that you would just sit down in front of the television and they would flat out just tell you whatever it was, whether it be,

29:44 you know, whatever because we all took that as gold. Yeah. We all trusted it. And for a long time

29:52 I believed that that you know I would say things like this man when I was growing up the news was just the news and you know but it wasn't it was just

30:01 people telling you the [ __ ] that they wanted to tell you and so now we have this system

30:06 that is an ecosystem that most people live inside at least a significant portion of to get their information that is manipulated to get people to believe certain things are the truth. M so you know when you look at the video here right and we're looking at this picture where uh Venezuelans are celebrating President Trump what is there 50 people in that picture

30:28 right we don't know we're not there right okay we we have to we have to take these things into consideration before jumping to conclusions about what's going on and it's it's weird to me it's weird to me watching the internet react to that so quickly not learning any

30:49 such confidence, not learning anything from like the last six things that have happened.

30:53 Well, bro, I mean to that point, man, like it truly is like you are going to see more of what not you want to see, what they want you to see.

31:01 Yeah. Right. And like I think a big eye openener for me personally was like going back to George Floyd,

31:08 right? And during that time, how much divisive [ __ ] was being pushed out, right? And then we saw we they they pushed that again probably about a year ago with the white versus black narratives, right? Like inundated with this [ __ ] And I'm not saying that's that like things were not actually happening.

31:23 Yeah. Right. But it was like this m like you could you could just tell that it was not genuine.

31:28 Right. Right. Like like why am I just like it's it's all I'm saying. Why is nobody in real life acting this way?

31:35 Yeah. Like where is this at? Right. Exactly. Where is this at? I think I started noticing that in 2014. Yeah. uh when Mike Brown happened here in St. Louis

31:44 and I was getting texts from people that didn't live here and they're like, "Fuck, bro, are you okay? What's this whole city's under attack?" I'm like, "Bro, it's like one block."

31:52 Yeah. Right. Right. It's like one block. It's like a out of hand block party. You know what I mean?

31:57 Yeah. So, it was No, dude. That's That's very important, man. I think that's a great question. Like, anybody listening, watching you like the next next piece of content, what what's the point of this? What's the point of me watching this right now? Right? What what's the goal? Right? Like what are what are they trying to achieve with this?

32:14 If there was an outcome that they were trying to achieve, what would it be? Right.

32:17 Right. Dude, I think that's so important, man. Let's check in with the chat. See what the chat got going.

32:21 Well, it is. And and it's also important it's also important for people's voices that you listen to, right? Like a lot of these people have made they they were no they didn't have a business. They didn't have

32:35 they were nobody. They were nobody before 2020. Nobody even heard of them. And now all of a sudden they're making millions of dollars through endorsement deals because of this and that and this. And that's no different than the mainstream media. The mainstream media is favorable to the ad revenue that comes in.

32:51 And so you have to like really look at who you're listening to and think about who's paying their bills,

32:58 right? Like I don't run ads. We don't run ads here. You know what I'm saying? No.

33:03 Anyway, no, that that's super important, dude. Earlier in the chat, a guy named Full Send a Aviator was saying, "I was born in Venezuela and was raised in Texas. This is going to be the most historic economic boom for United States and Venezuela."

33:19 What's your take on that? I I think it's possible. I I think it's possible. Yeah.

33:24 I You know, when oil prices go down, everything follows. So, yeah. I mean, because goods get cheaper to ship. They get I mean, it affects everything. Yeah. Like oil truly does affect

33:33 If I was a Venezuelan person though, I'd be [ __ ] like super pissed because not about this, but about like you have more oil than Saudi Arabia. Look how those [ __ ] are living.

33:43 Yeah. Right. You know what I'm saying? Well, bro, I mean, it just goes in corrupt absolute power corrupts. Absolutely. Bro, you know what I was getting uh when like reading his statements in court, right?

33:52 Bro, I was getting like uh Nicholas Chescu vibes, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like [ __ ] you're in handcuffs and you're still shouting and touting and thinking you have power here, bro. You have zero power.

34:02 My toe in there at the end there says I'll be here when the economic boom doesn't come. Well, the economic boom comes for me all the time cuz I work my [ __ ] dick off. That's what actually matters the most. So, let's not lose sight of that.

34:13 That's real. Somebody said bye-bye Amazon rainforest. Yeah. So, oh man, another good point from a guy called LMM on YouTube chat says, "It's crazy. We can go over to another country and arrest a dictator in just hours, but we can't put one politician in jail."

34:32 Well, that's what I said. That was the thing I had to say. I had to say, "Look, dude, I'm going to be real. I thought, you know,

34:38 I thought it was important for the world to see a show of force like that from us."

34:42 Oh, that was great. especially after what Biden had done in the in our uh collective to our collective American brand uh internationally weakening it, making it look silly, you know, having generals dress up as [ __ ] women and dogs and all this weird [ __ ]

35:00 I thought it was very important for the world to see an operation like that. Yeah. Uh and then on top of it to add to that comment, yeah, let's see some of these uh tactical snatchings of uh you know, Fouchy and the corrupt politicians and the people who did COVID and the people who uh you know have been doing all of these crimes and stole the Let's see those snatch.

35:20 You talk about economic boom, baby. Yeah, bro. Like, I'm just saying let's let's snatch up all of these Venezuelan migrants that that are here in the country. Let's let's let's let's use our skills that we clearly have. Yeah,

35:32 Joani is saying the exact same thing in super chat. Yeah, dude. I agree, bro. We got a lot of problems we got to handle here, bro.

35:39 Yeah, he's right. A lot. Yeah, a lot, bro. We like again, I thought I thought the same thing. I thought it was I thought it was a great show of force. But like,

35:48 but those dudes, if we don't fix our [ __ ] a lot of those dudes that that were in that action are going to be like homeless with the rest of the vets that are out here. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're not fixing anything, bro.

35:58 Like, okay, cool. Gas goes down, it's going to get cheaper. That's great. That's great. We still got

36:02 what if this is what if this is the first step to now I'm playing devil's advocate obviously

36:07 but what if this is the first step to figuring out how the election got [ __ ] with in the first place along with strate strategic uh reasons

36:16 and you're checking off multiple boxes at once, you know, like like you don't think they only went there from Maduro?

36:21 I don't know. I don't know. But we can't just say it's for this or that or this. Not enough information has come out yet.

36:28 It just hasn't. Yeah. Yeah. So, put your little [ __ ] signs down, guys. All right.

36:36 So, yeah. What's this? Uh, what's James say? Hold on. Go back up. Click it. Yeah, there you go. James, uh, there could have been multiple Muro body doubles to hide where he really lives since different outfits.

36:49 Dude, who knows? Yeah. Who knows? Here's what I know. We got [ __ ] problems here. Those problems need to be solved. And if we have the tactical ability to go to another country and pull someone out of his [ __ ] bed, we sure as [ __ ] have the ability to pull the the migrants and the criminals and the corrupt politicians and everybody who's been [ __ ] America over for the last [ __ ] however many years out of their beds too.

37:13 Okay. So, let's see some of that. Yeah, man. I thought it was great. Tactical snatching was my nickname in college. LET'S CHECK in with the chat, man. We're going to spend a little bit more time with you guys before we head to our next uh our next

37:34 And that's not saying that this wasn't an important move or was. I I you know, I'll be real, dude. One of my biggest problems with what happened in the Middle East was that they didn't take the [ __ ] oil.

37:44 Yeah. Yeah. They went over there and pretended it was about this or that or this and they didn't really do what they were, you know, like, [ __ ] dude. If we're going to send all these people over there, let's at least get some [ __ ] out of Let's take something. I say let's conquer it.

37:57 You know, I'm of a conquering mentality. You say that because Tucker said something like that today.

38:03 Did he about how it seems like this is very s This is very similar to what happened in World War II.

38:13 Okay. People don't really know what happened in World War II. Okay. History was told that Germany invaded Austria at against their will. No, Austria voted to a 99% one to join Germany.

38:29 They had a symbolic invasion where Germany's military went into Austria and Austria's military went into Germany and they [ __ ] threw a party. Okay? But it's written in history as if Hitler invaded them and took Dude, that's not what happened.

38:44 That's crazy. So now think about what's going on here. What how could that be written? It could be written one of two ways. It could be written Trump an invasion [ __ ] World War I. Right. Right.

38:57 Or the other way. And now today he's talking about Greenland. Yeah. So, you know what did Hitler do? He didn't he didn't stop at [ __ ] Austria. He he went he said, "Oh, we need this for strategy. We need that." So, there's a lot of parallels between what happened and ultimately we we all know this that the winners write the history books.

39:18 That's right. So, uh, you know, Oh, and they keep they they call Trump a Nazi. Oh, yeah.

39:24 You know what I'm saying? So, I mean, yeah, but I mean, like, dude, they don't know what the [ __ ] a Nazi is.

39:28 No, they don't. They don't. Canada is the 51st state. I, you know, that's what I think. That's what Yeah. Like, like, conquer it. If we're going to go spend our resources and risk our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters, conquer that [ __ ]

39:43 It doesn't sound like they want to be. It sounds like they're willing uh they're willing partners in economic trade and business.

39:49 Yeah. But the problem is, bro, like here's the other issue. Anytime and by the way, if they're going to be partners with somebody, why would you allow them to be partners with Russia and China on their oil when our biggest oil reserve is literally like right there?

40:02 Here's my only issue, bro. I don't I don't believe, and this has nothing against this current administr, this is just the United States federal government in general. Um, help has never really been our forte.

40:14 No. Because everywhere we go, we [ __ ] it up. Yeah. Right. That's fact. Whether that been Libya, right, with what Obama did and [ __ ] Clinton or like it doesn't matter. We [ __ ] it up. There's no helping other countries. So my point is like if we're going to [ __ ] get in there, it needs to be ours. Like because you can't just get in there, [ __ ] some [ __ ] up, and then just leave.

40:32 Yeah. But look, dude, as [ __ ] up as we may think other countries are, they have structure in those countries.

40:41 Okay? And what happened in Iraq when they moved uh uh Saddam out was chaos, right?

40:46 Okay. Right. Same thing in Afghanistan. Same thing with Gaddafi. And here here's how this works. All right.

40:57 We saved him from the tyrant, right? He's gone. Now what? And now what is tribal disruption? Tribal disruption, right? Because over there they got people that support Maduro and they got people that don't. Now chaos happens and then what's the next step? Oh, we got to send our people there to occupy and peacekeep, right?

41:21 Okay. And then it turns into a 20-year ordeal. So there's that possibility, too. And that play has been run over and over and over again. So, it's very hard to tell at this point in time. Like you just said when the show started, there was uh there's gunfighting going on there right now.

41:38 Correct. Okay. So, if that goes on for another two weeks, what do you think's going to happen?

41:43 Right. They're going to send our people down there to It becomes stabiliz. So, there's a lot to this and we kind of have to let it play out to see if it's the same thing or if it's something different. But it's pretty obnoxious to me that every single person on the internet already knows what the [ __ ] going on. Like, come on, dude.

42:04 All I know is I know there's one person in the world right now that's [ __ ] super happy.

42:10 Lindsey Graham. Oh, yeah, bro. That I I believe he masturbates to every new DoD contract report that comes out.

42:17 I I think I think he masturbates to young American kids getting killed. Yeah. Putting on soldier uniforms, bro. He [ __ ] I I would ship him right to the [ __ ] front line.

42:26 He has Yeah. If I was Trump, dude, I'd say, "Bro, you're such a [ __ ] wararmonger,

42:30 dude. Here you go. Go up and run the [ __ ] front line. You're so good at it. Go." If you said Lindsey Graham, go to the front line. He [ __ ] his [ __ ] pants

42:39 twice. Yeah, bro. Come on. He's a [ __ ] bro. Dude, he over here [ __ ] sell clapping like a seal. He's so [ __ ]

42:46 dude. You think of disgusting, greasy politicians, he's the disgusting, greasy politician that I think of.

42:53 Yeah. Yeah. Second to maybe Clinton. But here, I would also like to see all these [ __ ] you know, clapping and cheering this [ __ ] on politician wise. I need to see their [ __ ] stock investments a week before this.

43:04 Yeah. And then that'll let me know. That'll let me know. Be interesting to see that. But yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With those that being said, let's let's keep the cruise cruising. Got headline two.

43:18 Yeah. Um got check back in up on Minnesota real quick. Um so you know what's funny?

43:24 Ohana first here. That's a good point. Okay, this is a good point. He says you have to look at it as China is Hitler. China has been acquiring governments and resources globally. Very true.

43:37 The purpose of what Trump is doing is to defend from that because the UN is useless. also very true.

43:44 So Trump isn't Hitler, by the way. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying there's parallels to what's happening.

43:50 Strategic moves. I am not saying that he's trying to position us to defend with how aggressive China has become. That's a very good point. And that could be the reason why he is working to secure oil reserves on this side of the hemisphere and also strategic strongholds like Greenland.

44:09 Okay. So it makes sense. No, it's very very very very real. So, I think that's a really good point and I appreciate you putting it in the chat.

44:16 Yeah. Yeah. 100%, man. All right. Well, yeah, guys, let's uh let's keep cruise cruising. Uh let's check it out.

44:22 And yeah, and then he says, "Strap Lindsay to a rock in a 500 lb." No, dude. I we have to [ __ ] send him to the front line with a camera crew so we can see him piss and [ __ ] his pants.

44:32 You see his cowardice? Yes. The guy's a [ __ ] coward, bro. Anybody who who who listen, we would have zero wars if the people who decided to go to war had to fight them.

44:43 Mhm. [ __ ] zero. It's real easy to say, "Oh yeah war." If you don't have to go over there and don't have to go

44:49 and it's not your kid. Very easy to say. Yeah, bro. Bro, I love when he dresses up in his National Guard's uniform.

44:56 Have you seen Lindsy Graham? Lindsey Graham. Yeah, he's in National Guard. God, he ain't never been to a [ __ ] war, though.

45:02 Yeah. [ __ ] that dude, man. [ __ ] that dude. Yeah. All right. Well, let's uh let's check in on Minnesota, man. Headline two. Um I remember covering this initially and you remember the FBI, they you know, Cash put out the statement that, oh, we you know, we have been up there. We've been doing so much. And well, that's funny, but with all the talk and everything that's been going on now, um there's been over a thousand arrested in just a short week and a half um in a massive Minnesota operation, including murderers, rapists, and pedophiles.

45:30 Well, why did it take so long? Why did it take everybody and only a thousand? Right. Right.

45:36 A thousand sounds like a big number until you equate it to how many people have come over here.

45:40 Right. You know, like when you say, "Oh, a thousand people like damn, you're doing work.

45:44 It's a thousand. Not if it's [ __ ] 8 million." That's that's a that's a that's a very very tiny amount.

45:50 Yeah. Yeah. Um but but zooming in on Minnesota specifically, um federal authorities have arrested more than 10,000 in Minnesota, including alleged rapists murderers pedophiles gang members after sending a surge of agents to the state in its massive response to the repentant fraud still being uncovered that again I thought y'all were already on top of, right? Um, Assistant Homeland Security Secretary Trisha Mclofflin told Fox News Digital that the agency quote unquote surged law enforcement to Minnesota last week. Um, it quote has already made more than 1,000 arrests of murderers, rapists, pedophiles, and gang members. DHS said that among those arrested was a Somali criminal illegal alien named Lieben Island Osman, 43, who the agency said was convicted of robbery in Columbus, Ohio. Osman was sentenced to three years in prison and has had a final order of removal since May 17th, 2011.

46:47 Um, another dude, Venelch Kyomini, a 59year-old criminal illegal alien from Laos arrested in the crackdown was convicted of two counts of a crackdown. Is a crack Is that like a crock-pot cookoff? You guys have crackdown. Did

47:03 I say crackdown? You did say crackdown. Or is that like uh like crocodile fighting? Like dog fighting?

47:11 Which one is it? Both. Okay. Yep. So you get crockpots. He was raping their crockpots.

47:16 So you have crockpots and crocodiles. I got it. See, I'm learning all about the culture man.

47:22 Oh, white people don't know these things, man. I would like an invite to the crop down, though. It sounds like a good time.

47:32 Yeah, that's good, Andy. That was really good. I know it was. So anyway, this dude raped somebody. All right,

47:39 in the middle of a crackdown and uh he's been on final removal since 2009. Um and the list goes on and on there.

47:48 So basically final remover doesn't mean anything. Apparently not. So we're going to kick you out doesn't mean anything.

47:54 We're going to really get you out of here. Yeah, we mean it this time. I'm serious.

47:58 It's like New Year's resolutions. [ __ ] 15 years later. Yeah, it's the same thing.

48:01 Like that's [ __ ] This is going to be the year, bro. This is This is like This is like This is like the dude that just stays at his mom's house for [ __ ] 20 years. You know what I'm saying?

48:17 Like mom tries to keep him. You're out this time. Yeah. [ __ ] goes right back to the basement.

48:21 Okay, mom. Yeah. Hits up the microwave, throws the hot pocket in there. You know what I'm saying? He ain't going nowhere, you know? And he steals the [ __ ] social security checks. He ain't going nowhere, man. My Who's been eating my my hot pockets?

48:34 You. Mom. Oh, [ __ ] man. Yeah. But that that's rolling right now. Now, again, a lot of this fraud has been uncovered, quote unquote. Um, and I'm glad it has. Nobody's No, I'm not I'm not saying that. I'm glad that it has been uncovered. I'm glad that arrests are being made. There's a lot more that needs to be made. Um, but there has been an update in all of this. Uh, Tampon Tim is out. He's, uh, he's not seeking reelection. Um, and allegedly he has zero regret. And uh

49:14 Tim Walls ends re-election campaign with zero regret and slams Trump and conspiracy theorists over fraud scandal.

49:21 Oh, you mean people who like found out the truth? Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. Right. Yeah. You're not mad. Yeah, it's it's [ __ ] Trump's fault that you are literally enabling one of the

49:34 to our knowledge at this point in time one of the biggest fraud scandals that's been going on,

49:38 bro. He campaigned on this [ __ ] saying how like he touted how great their daycare system was in Minnesota, bro.

49:44 [ __ ] It sure was. It was It was great. Apparently, Mr. Tim um Yeah, it was it was [ __ ] amazing.

49:50 Think if you had to pay people that much money to vote for you, how shitty your ideas are,

49:53 bro. You know what I'm saying, bro? My ideas are so shitty. I got to give away literally billions of dollars,

49:58 bro. Tampon Tim's a [ __ ] No, there's no question about that. Like, I'm talking grade A. I'm talking super short.

50:08 Oh, yeah. I think I think he needs to have his hard drive checked, too. I'm being serious, dude. He gives me like pedto vibes, bro.

50:16 Yeah, bro. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. This dude uh he's remember his over-the-top theatrics when he was on the campaign trail?

50:24 Yeah. Like everybody's there to [ __ ] see him. Like he's this rockstar, bro. He was doing the the finger banging. What do you call this?

50:32 That's not finger banging. Oh yeah. Finger blasting. Finger. That's not that either.

50:36 Oh, what is it? What is it? I don't know, man. It ain't Those are not the two things it is.

50:47 Yeah, there you go. Was finger blasting. He was Tim Walls was finger blasting everybody. All right. He sure was.

51:03 And they were giving it right back to him. You know what I'm saying? He took it.

51:06 Yeah. They liked it. He took all the finger blasting. Yeah. Yep. Oh man. Anyway, [ __ ] Tim Walls.

51:15 Yeah. He's out. But you know, listen, all it took was one one kid. Yeah, that's it.

51:20 Yeah, that's it. And then we got everybody on the internet black pill. What are we supposed to do?

51:25 You just had one kid with a [ __ ] cell phone and half of a [ __ ] brain who was willing to connect some dots in his own neighborhood and put some [ __ ] on blast.

51:34 Mhm. And everybody else like, "What do I do?" Yeah, right. Nothing's ever going to happen. What do

51:44 finger blast? Finger blast. Yeah, but you know, he could Tim Tim's good on on like he has a certain swag. one with a ledge. Uh, you know, he has drip. He's cool, right? He's going to leave on a note. Let's see it. That's exactly what he did.

52:02 Let's see. Check this clip. I'm proud of the way we treat our neighbors. I'm proud of the way that we welcome people to this state. I'm proud of the way that we innovate. And I'm proud of the way that we are optimist for the future. No one's taking this away from us. Not the fraudsters. Certainly not this president. not on my watch. Tomorrow, I'll be back with you. I'll give you an update on America's best paid family medical leave program that is now a week into it. And at that time, I'll take all your questions. Thank you all.

52:33 And he's out. More tomorrow. Appreciate it. Best paid family medical leave. Okay. So, let's go look there.

52:40 Let's look at Tim, bro. What's the kid's name? Nick Shirley. Nick. Y. There you go, bro.

52:49 That's your next one. That's your next one. I heard them over here. Now, a lot of Somali have signed up for this, but I'm sure it's fine.

52:58 It's right. It's It's totally totally legal. There's no Somali's in here. [ __ ] dude. He bolts, bro. He's out. He's out. Now, just a couple hours ago, um the White House issued this statement, um saying, quote, "The Department of Justice is currently engaged in multiple active, ongoing, and extensive investigations into the fraudulent activity that has occurred in various Minnesota programs. The Department of Homeland Security is on the ground conducting door-to-door investigations of suspected fraud sites in Minnesota, uh with hundreds of Homeland Security Investigations officers in the state and more on the way." This was two hours ago.

53:37 Yeah, I just pushed this out. They don't need due process, bro. Yank them [ __ ] out

53:42 like you did Maduro. Put them on a [ __ ] airplane. Send them back to wherever the [ __ ] they came from so they can go [ __ ] goats.

53:51 What? Yeah, bro. There there's a lot of memes happening right now. Yeah, the memes are good.

53:57 Meme, man. The memes are great. Yeah. Yeah, this was a good one. For those on audio, it's Maduro. He seems pretty chill for for just that's what makes me feel a little weird about it. He's pretty chill. But then again,

54:11 if that were me, no matter how no matter how [ __ ] scared I might be, I would still talk [ __ ]

54:17 Finger blasting, you know? I'd be finger blasting everybody, man. You know, for somebody that got kidnapped at 3 in the [ __ ] morning, he sure doesn't seem too sad about it, you know.

54:29 Um, but yeah, Tonim, bro, the memes. Uh, this one. I was gonna send this one to you.

54:37 That's a good one, dude. That's a good one. Yeah. Me when my manager asks what I've been doing all day.

54:42 Yep. Yep. Yep. Yo. Yeah, man. Guys, let's check in with the chat, guys. Jump down in the comments. Let's know what you guys got on this. Um, Tampon Tim, let's check in with the chat. What do we got, guys?

54:56 Colton says, "Team Wall seems the type of guy that would drop the bar of soap on purpose." Oh yeah. Yeah. And then nobody won them.

55:05 Guys, you see me drop it. YEAH. DROPPING THIS SOAP in here all damn day. Oops. I dropped it again.

55:11 Nobody wants a shot of the title, huh? Hey, man. Just pick the [ __ ] soap up, dog.

55:16 Nobody wants your old crusty ass. Yeah, bro. I do. I saw this one meme. It was like, Elon Mus has more kids than these daycareers got. Oh, man. Yeah.

55:30 Yeah, bro. Yeah, Maduro. Yeah, Maduro's in Yeah, he probably gave Maduro a cell phone, hotel room, and 5K. No [ __ ]

55:38 He, you know, he he's eligible for bail. You know that. How much is it? I don't know. You want to bail him out?

55:44 No. And just see if we can [ __ ] up, disrupt the plan. Did you notice how big he is? He's a big dude.

55:49 Which is which is I got to Google it. It says he's 6'3, but he was like way bigger than all the other guys.

55:54 Statistically, that's not normal for that demographic. Yeah. You know, it's true. Most like Central American Hispanic type people are pretty short.

56:05 They're shorter. You know, just like uh uh Pooh Bear over there in China. He's too.

56:09 Yeah. Yao Ming. That's an outlier. Yeah. It's not how that works. Exactly. Oh man. U Tim Wallace has more seaman than the Navy.

56:24 Yeah. more more semen in them than a USS aircraft carrier. Uh, how's the new flavor for farm energy bro?

56:31 Oh, man. Oh, man. It's really good. I I like the red one. The Paradise Punch, bro.

56:37 It's like Hawaiian Punch with bubbles. It's phenomenal. Yeah. Phenomenal. Every I think I think the other one will sell better because it's like

56:44 the silver lightning. Yeah, I almost said white lightning. Yeah, I almost did. Yeah,

56:50 it's in right now. Yep. Grape is out. All right, guys. Silver Lightning only. We're going to have a battle.

57:02 Oh, bro. I bet if you did mix that [ __ ] that'd be pretty good. Yeah, I bet. I went to when I was at uh Will Grumpy's wedding, I was doing uh I was doing alcohol with the uh

57:14 Oh, yeah. with the old Tropic Lightning. Oh, yeah. It was good. Pretty decent. Yeah.

57:18 Pretty decent. Yeah. You don't know if you want to work out or start or punch somebody.

57:23 Yeah. Yeah. That that that that green. You said the green one. No, the [ __ ] tropical lightning. The white one with the gold.

57:30 That was safe. That was that was safe. You're Yeah, you'll be fine. Green one, though.

57:33 What's new? We got this one here. It's the Paradise Punch. Mhm. Right. Brand new. And then we got the uh

57:40 silver lightning. Got the silver lightning. All right. This one here is probably my new favorite.

57:46 This is the one I've been going to every morning. Yeah. Smart man. Yeah. I never got a lion punch when I was a kid bro.

57:53 Really? Yeah. Like we it was like a luxury, you know, like if you got [ __ ] Hawaiian Punch, bro, when I was a kid, it was like it was a big [ __ ] deal.

58:02 Yeah. So like, you know, like it it uh And then what was the ones that came in the pouches?

58:09 Capri Suns. Oh, Capri Sun. Oh, [ __ ] dude. Yeah, we just had fruit pouches. Yeah. If someone had a Capri Sun, bro, I thought about stealing it at lunchtime.

58:16 Why the [ __ ] is that funny? Fruit pouches. What's a fruit pouch? Like we didn't It was the off-brand [ __ ]

58:23 We didn't even have that [ __ ] bro. We had the little plastic jugs that you had to bite the top. You know what I'm talking about?

58:29 Yeah, the barrels. Yeah, the barrels. Yeah, the barrel. The fruit barrels. Yeah,

58:32 those things were awesome, too, bro. These [ __ ] laughing at my poverty, bro. What' you guys have, Z? Man,

58:44 what' you guys mix together, buddy? What' you guys get in mud? We had my water.

58:53 Some clean water. Oh man. Hey, some somebody throw us some somebody throw us some [ __ ] super chat money so we can get Zean some [ __ ] Capri.

59:02 That's right. That's right. That's right. You never had one. Somebody said DJ had Hawaiian crunk.

59:11 Oh man, y'all are wild, man. They're available, I think, now. I've seen some people tagging them in stores.

59:17 No, they're out. They're out. Yep. Um, yeah, they're out, man. But yeah, man. Guys, jump in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. Um, that being said, we have to get to our third and final headline.

59:28 Tang. Tang. Tang. Tang. Yeah. The powder Tang. Yeah. Have you had Tang in a while?

59:35 Tang's good. I had it like Do they still make it? I had I had it like a few years ago. It was pretty pretty [ __ ] nasty.

59:43 Just wasn't mixed right then. Better in the 90s. My taste buds have uh have matured. Yeah, that's right. You know,

59:49 that's right. It usually happens as your income goes up. Is that what that's right?

59:57 Yeah, man. Um All right. All right, Chad. All right. Time to close the chat. All right. All right. Headline three. All right.

1:00:14 I mean, I do have my card. Headline three, man. Um, gotta go to California, do we? I didn't want to. All right. I I kind of wanted to Yeah. Um, Planet Fitness, they're in the news right now.

1:00:35 Oh, really? Because this headline reads, "Trans gymgoer caught masturbating in women's bathroom at California Planet Fitness." That's a great idea. Let's Let's allow men

1:00:50 who are mentally disturbed into women's spaces. [ __ ] You know what, dude? That's a great [ __ ] idea.

1:00:57 That's great. I I was just kind of joking. Let's do it. Let's do it. Equality, bro.

1:01:04 This kind of thing will never happen. Yeah. You're really scared of There's no way perverts would dress up as women to go in a women's locker room and see naked.

1:01:13 This [ __ ] didn't even dress up, bro. Yeah, he didn't even dress up. Well, he didn't dress up, dude. This is uh this was wild. This this is this was wild. Um

1:01:23 now that's see that now that's a perfect example of how the social narrative was manipulated to make something that's completely absurd seem like it's a decent idea for me.

1:01:32 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Most women, and I'm talking like 99.9% of women do not want transvestites in their [ __ ] restrooms. No,

1:01:44 they don't want dicks in the [ __ ] restroom. Okay. But because social media created the narrative that that was a popular thing and then they bullied people who were against it, people stayed silent

1:01:59 and now we got this. Yeah. Well, so the the crazy thing about this is that nobody actually believes this is a good idea.

1:02:05 No. Nobody. No. No. Now the crazy thing is apparently this this actually happened in May. Last May.

1:02:12 Uhhuh. All right. But for some reason, it was acceptable then. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It was cool then, which means it's fine now. And I'm sure it's not happening anymore in California anywhere.

1:02:21 Never. Um, how many times this happened? Doesn't make the news, bro. How many times does it happen? Like, yeah, there's zero recourse. There's no public out like,

1:02:30 right? People are just like, "Oh, fuck." Right. Dude, it's sad. And then they're afraid to say anything because they don't want to be labeled.

1:02:37 Then they get attacked. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so you don't you mean you don't you don't want

1:02:42 Yeah, I don't. No, I don't. I don't think it's a good idea for dudes with [ __ ] balls and a dick to be around naked women in the bathroom.

1:02:48 Yeah, dude. I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen the video now. I I haven't. Let me Oh, you haven't?

1:02:52 No. Hold on. We'll play it real quick. You're going to put on your uh your Malcolm X.

1:02:57 There you go. Oh, yeah. He's definitely beating it. All right. Well, I want you guys to see this real quick. do a little video breakdown of this.

1:03:10 Yeah. Um, and so based off of my calculations, right, if you look at the trajectory of the shadow, right, you take a little ruler.

1:03:18 Yeah, that's a white [ __ ] You couldn't tell from his [ __ ] white legs [ __ ]

1:03:30 WELL, you know what? We We could tell it's white because he's not in [ __ ] JAIL. WHAT DO YOU SAY, a buddy?

1:03:46 That's right, Zean. [ __ ] get him. Oh, yep. Syrup. Syrup or jelly. Everybody gets their ass eat in jail. It's a matter if you like syrup or jelly.

1:04:03 Oh, [ __ ] man. It's ma'am. Yeah. All right, let's go on with the video. Please tell me the person videoing says something.

1:04:13 Well, here's this is a great thing, right? Even though this was back in May of 25, um the woman recording this called a boyfriend in um and this was the exchange.

1:04:24 What the [ __ ] is wrong with you, bro? Right. minors like you guys. I was in the stall.

1:04:34 It does not [ __ ] matter, bro. You were in the women's bathroom. I'm allowed to be in here.

1:04:42 Doesn't matter if you're allowed to be in here. You're not allowed to [ __ ] jerk off in here, bro. That is so [ __ ] weird.

1:04:49 I was doing that, bro. We have video [ __ ] proof. Are you allowed to video people in the spa? No. So, why?

1:04:56 It doesn't [ __ ] matter. You are a male in the [ __ ] I love that. I love what he's fighting.

1:05:00 He should have just went to straight beating, bro. He was already beat. Yeah, he was beaten. Just join in.

1:05:05 Yeah. I mean, dude, this is straight fisticuffs, bro. [ __ ] And stomps. Socks.

1:05:13 Yeah. Stomps, bro. That's the only way people like this learn. Sorry, bro. He was going for a minute, too, bro.

1:05:21 Listen, dude. It's the only way people like this learn. The only way they learn they're not welcome to do this kind of [ __ ] is by physical repercussions.

1:05:27 Yeah. Yeah. I listen. This is where you turn the video off and do what needs to be done.

1:05:32 Stop recording. Yes. Yep. Yep. Let me show you. This is why life without before the internet and cameras were amazing.

1:05:38 No one cares about cameras anymore, bro. I saw a video today. It was [ __ ] awesome. There was this dude riding a motorcycle and this lady came out in the middle of the uh of the [ __ ] street and was telling him, "You can't ride your dirt bike in the middle of the street." And he's like, "Uh-huh." And she's like, "I'm putting you on the internet." He's like, "Cool. I don't give a shit." And she's like going on and on and she doesn't know what to do because no one cares anymore. Put it right there, man. [ __ ] tag me. Here's my Instagram.

1:06:03 Yeah, I'm say make me famous. I would love to. No one cares. No one cares. It only worked when people didn't really understand how these people were, right? They didn't under. Now we have all these people thinking that they pulled up their phone, it's going to [ __ ] do something. I don't care.

1:06:20 I don't [ __ ] care. Nobody [ __ ] cares. Mm-m. In fact, I like the videos that I see where people do that [ __ ] and then [ __ ] just take the phone.

1:06:29 That's the [ __ ] I like. Yeah. Yeah. You throw your phone in my face, bro. I'm take the phone. I'm taking it.

1:06:34 It's my phone. You ain't getting it back. It's my phone. Yeah. And then I'm going to take all your [ __ ] [ __ ] up pictures and post them on Instagram.

1:06:40 So, be careful before you [ __ ] flash that [ __ ] in my face. That's right. Oh, man. Yeah. No, it it was good to see this being confronted. Nevertheless, um I know that uh they reached they did reach out to that Planet Fitness for comment. Yeah. Didn't reply,

1:06:57 of course. Um didn't respond. But it's like, dude, let's talk a little bit. Listen, dude. Here's the truth here. Here's the truth. This is what has to happen. And it should happen. It should have happened years ago, but it it should happen right now. But again, any company that allows any sort of man inside the women's bathroom should be completely [ __ ] boycotted.

1:07:16 Yeah. Like zero tolerance. No, everybody should [ __ ] leave it. That's the truth. Okay. And uh whether it's them or whoever else, it doesn't matter.

1:07:26 Now, I was just about to ask you that cuz like dude, like from a from a culture standpoint where we are as a country right now,

1:07:33 we we've already detailed like why these compan like people would see these companar Republic in Germany. Yeah.

1:07:43 Okay. They started Berlin was the capital of like debauchery and cultural degradation. Yeah.

1:07:49 All right. They had they had they were the first trans uh situations going on there surgeries. There were mother and and daughter prostitutes. It was like the it was like the

1:08:04 worst possible moral culture that's ever existed in humankind. And what started happening was people started dragging these people out in the street and [ __ ] hanging them and beating the [ __ ] out of them. And that's essentially why a lot of people were relocated was to protect them from being attacked by the citizens,

1:08:23 right? So, you know, there's a lot of [ __ ] parallels here that are happening, but I'll be real, dude. Uh, if d if there's a dude in a women's bathroom beating his [ __ ] meat, he deserves every [ __ ] ounce of heat that comes at him. I don't I don't care what happens

1:08:40 in any bathroom. I don't care what happens. Men's bathroom. Like, I don't care what happens. I don't care. I don't care. These people are [ __ ] predators. They They There needs to be a signal sent that this is not going to be tolerated. Bro, there was a time in this country not too long ago where when like I mean, think about this, dude. When you go to [ __ ] jail, okay, and you're amongst the worst of the worst criminal offenders, okay, people who have killed people, people who have done all sorts of bad things, the minute that people in jail find out that you were there because you touched kids or did some dude, you are excommunicated, and if you come out of your cell, you usually end up getting killed.

1:09:20 Yeah. Okay. And that's [ __ ] criminals. But out here in the real world, we give them rights. Yeah. And we like listen to that, bro. [ __ ] that. These people need to be [ __ ] dealt with so that it stops happening.

1:09:34 And this isn't about gay people. This is about [ __ ] whack job [ __ ] pervert [ __ ] like this.

1:09:39 Yeah. So don't mistake what I'm saying here. No. No. There's no place for it in our society dude.

1:09:45 I mean, dude, look, it's people From the very beginning of human history until now, there is a universal language that is spoken. You know what that is? It's [ __ ] violence.

1:10:06 Okay? People know that when they get punched in the [ __ ] face that they shouldn't do those things. When you get punched in the face a couple times, back when I grew up, fist fights were a normal thing. They were a normal thing amongst men. If you said the wrong thing, if you did the wrong thing, if you did something that wasn't right, you got your [ __ ] ass beat. And it doesn't take but two or three times to figure out like, okay, I can do this and I can't do that.

1:10:31 And we live in a society now where there are no physical repercussions for actions like this,

1:10:36 which makes people feel like they can get away with them. And I'm not saying that everybody should go down the street beating the [ __ ] out of everybody that makes them mad. But I'm saying this, when people could solve differences with with simple violence, fists, there was a lot it was a lot more civil of ai civilization.

1:10:54 Mhm. And there's no mistake why they removed that from culture. Yeah. Okay. They didn't remove it because it was dangerous. They removed it because this that allowed for these kind of things to move into culture,

1:11:06 right? You can't degrade the culture if stuff like this isn't happening. Correct. You need this,

1:11:10 bro. If this had happened 15 years ago, you wouldn't even heard about it on the news. It would have just been like the dude got his ass beat or he got his, you know, like there was a guy in Florida, bro, who was he was cutting the heads off of Pedos.

1:11:25 Yeah. Okay. Uh and buy that guy a beer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like listen, it's the only language that people understand when it comes down to it.

1:11:38 And that's cross culture. Yeah. That's It doesn't matter if they speak Chinese. No.

1:11:42 Chinese dude comes up and does some [ __ ] roundhouse [ __ ] in your face and flicks a booger on you and you punch him in the [ __ ] face and knock him the [ __ ] out.

1:11:50 He probably ain't going to do that again. Yeah. Right. You know, and we have all this society full of capable men now who are I think we have a more capable It's weird because we have a society of men that are more capable of violence than we've ever had

1:12:05 with less actual violence when it's appropriate. Yeah. You know what I is actually being required.

1:12:10 Yeah. Like dude, people didn't people didn't have black belts and jiu-jitsu when I was growing up. They didn't train MMA. They didn't do all this [ __ ]

1:12:18 Nowadays, you got [ __ ] walking around with cauliflower ear everywhere you go.

1:12:23 What good is cauliflower ear if you can't [ __ ] take care of business? Callie the flower, baby. saying this dude's a [ __ ]

1:12:33 and dude I I I I you know it's it's it's required. Fisticuffs violence is required for order in society.

1:12:45 It just is. Yeah. Yeah. If you're not going to have fist to cuffs and you don't want fist to cuffs, then you have to punish people like this publicly, physically, harshly to set the tone. So, you can either have fist fights or you can have public executions. I'm cool with whichever one we choose.

1:13:04 Yeah, but Oh, man. Let's check in with the chat, man. Yeah, let's check in with the chat. I I'm allowed Is he allowed to film in here? Are you allowed to jerk off in there, bro? Like I don't think Hey, let's focus on this right here.

1:13:19 Yeah, man. Good lord. Dude, there this is why men that listen Listen, y'all ran a [ __ ] poll. Y'all didn't even tell me I ran a poll.

1:13:29 Syrup. Syrup wins, man. Y'all [ __ ] nasty. You want that like sticky syrup coming out the dude's butthole and like creating syrup strings in your mouth and [ __ ]

1:13:39 Wait, wait, wait. No, I'm the team jelly. I'm going for the jelly. That's not no better, bro. That is better because it's not like sticky.

1:13:48 What kind of jelly? What? I'm just saying. What kind of Yeah. What else we got?

1:13:57 Grape. Oh, [ __ ] People don't know that's a clip from HBO from like 30 years ago. They did a they did they had this show called Oz which was about prisons

1:14:11 and they interviewed this dude who was in prison and he's like everybody in here gets their ass at everybody knows what that's about. You probably find a clip on

1:14:19 No, bro. He's talking about how in jail they eat each other's asses. Oh. And he's saying you either do it with syrup or you do it with jelly.

1:14:27 Oh god. You finding the clip? Try see if you can find it, dude. Oh, you know about the booty warrior though right?

1:14:33 The booty warrior. Yeah, that's a real no real thing. So, you know the there's another docu series called uh Locked Up, right? Yeah.

1:14:40 And they go and tour these prison facilities. Bro, this is real [ __ ] bro. You have like the ultimate warrior streak.

1:14:45 No, bro. Like, he like listen, they sat down with this dude. The [ __ ] booty warrior,

1:14:50 bro. Hold on, bro. This is This is like monumental right here. See, somebody uh there that show was great.

1:14:59 You got Now I know you're old. His name's Fleece Johnson, bro. Bro, this dude right here, Fleece Johnson,

1:15:07 the booty warrior, bro. They interview this dude and he's like, you know, because he's like, "Yeah, I'm a homosexual." That's how he sounds, bro. He's like, "I'm a homosexual."

1:15:15 Yeah. I like man's butts. That's how he sounds, bro. And they're like, "So, like, what what do you do?" He's like, "Well, I mean, I see I see somebody come in new

1:15:22 and I tell them very simply, I like you and I want you. Now, we could do this the easy way or we could do this the hard way." And they always say, "IT'S YOURS. BRO, like that's a real thing, bro. Like that's like like bro, that's like historic right there, bro.

1:15:40 Oh man. And the producer, bro, you should have seen that they interviewed the producer who was like asking the questions. He's like, "Yeah, like we got we were kind of concerned for our own safety, bro, cuz we thought he was going to come after us.

1:15:50 The booty bandit might come get you." Yeah, bro. He got released not too long ago.

1:15:54 Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. Fleece Johnson. Well, even that guy's got more [ __ ] uh I guarantee you he's got more moral structure in him than these [ __ ]

1:16:02 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But he he was like he said, "Uh, did you find it?" Yeah. Send it in the group.

1:16:07 Let's see. You must have it. Let's see. We're going to educate some of you youngans.

1:16:12 Oh, god. On the syrup and the jelly. First of all, right, if he's a newcomer, right, I want him to suck my ass in jelly. They call toss his talent. That's the slang word. Toss the salad. It means sucking my ass, right? With jelly or without jelly. Some people use syrup. I refer to God use jelly, right? I will reach my climate, right? I will automatically get hard, right? I will, you know, come automatically if he sucking my ass for about 10 minutes alone, right? It's it's it's a it's a sensation feeling. It makes you feel real good. Most all gays do that. You know what I'm saying? Like guys suck their ass. It's just like a [ __ ] right? But the only difference is it's not a [ __ ] right? It's clean. The person is decent and the person know that that's an [ __ ] But in my

1:17:01 It's like one, but it ain't. But but it ain't. This what we grew up with. What?

1:17:10 Yeah. Oh god. That [ __ ] was on TV, man. Bro, that's crazy. There's a very famous thing. Uh Chris Rock did something on this, too. Yeah,

1:17:18 it's very famous, too. Here you go. Hold on. Hold on. Fleece Johnson. When Lockup visited Kentucky State Penitentiary, we met Fleece Johnson, a longtime inmate who practices a very different kind of homosexuality. But we have sexual desires, right? So you got a bunch of men's locked up in one place. All of them get hard. All of them horning. All of them got sexual desires. So what are they going to do? You going to let them have a woman? They going to have each other. Somebody's going to have to give us some booty, man. And it just as simple.

1:17:56 The most uh memorable story that Fleece told us was about the place and importance that booty has in a maximum security penitentiary. And he went on about it and on about his prison. Booty

1:18:15 booty was uh more important than food. Booty, a man's butt. What are we doing? It was more I'm sorry. It was more booty. Having some booty.

1:18:34 Me, too. Was more important than drinking wine. The most gay I've ever felt. He said having booty is more important than drinking water.

1:18:43 Here's what I'm confused about is how did you nail his voice so good, bro? Oh, bro. It's viral, bro. A million times.

1:18:50 DJ, I found your dad. All right, that's it. That's it. Enough of that. I didn't say it. They said it.

1:18:58 This clip is good, too. Blair Hickman, I'm with you. How did we get here? This [ __ ] like late night cinematics.

1:19:11 That's not my dad, guys. The [ __ ] booty warrior is not That's not my father. Johnson.

1:19:18 Oh, man. You guys got the same voice. All right. So, uh, yeah. Anyway, yeah, that's what's going on in the world.

1:19:26 That's That's See you [ __ ] later. I say send this dude to go talk to Fleece Johnson.

1:19:31 Oh, man. Yep. That'll fix that'll fix the world, bro. That'll fix the world, man. Yeah. Well, guys,

1:19:39 final segment. Yes. Please put me out of my [ __ ] misery. Yeah, man. Guys, it's time for our final segment of the show. As always, guys, we have thumbs up or dumb as [ __ ] If I bring a headline in, uh, we talk about it.

1:19:56 That was so gay. Booty and more important than drinking water. It's the same way out here, dude.

1:20:06 Oh, man. All right. Yeah, thumbs up. Dumb as [ __ ] guys. You guys know how this works. We uh bring a headline in, we talk about it, we vote on it. Gets one of these two options. And so, um, it's not bears. However, it's something it is something that's very near and dear to me in my heart. Um, so I' I'd appreciate some some seriousness on this topic.

1:20:27 Okay. Um, Chick-fil-A uh Fried Chicken. They uh uh need your need your entrepreneurial take on this, man. They did some they're doing some some some new things. And uh Are you a fan? Do you like Chick-fil-A?

1:20:42 Yeah. I mean, it's God's. Who the [ __ ] doesn't like Chick-fil-A, man? Right. It's [ __ ] great, right? It's I mean, it's it's great.

1:20:48 There's nobody that doesn't like Chick-fil-A. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, I do, too.

1:20:54 All right. Make sure these guys and [ __ ] talking. Um Yeah, they uh they're burn they're coming out with some new frosted sodas. They have retro cups um and some new bags and and kind of rebranding the the stuff a little bit just just for like a little bit. Not this not permanent. Um

1:21:10 it's a frosted soda. Huh. It's like it's like a root beer float basically, but like with whatever soda you wanted.

1:21:16 Okay. Right. Um so yeah, it's a whole new unveiling of a new brand um of drinks. Uh it starts uh today or yesterday actually. Starts today uh January 5th. Um the Atlanta based chain. I didn't know they were based in Atlanta, but that makes so much sense now.

1:21:35 Why? Why DJ? Well because I think Zach is from there, too. Zachbies is [ __ ] good, bro.

1:21:44 That makes sense. That makes real That makes a lot of sense. Yeah. God's chicken. I mean, there's a lot of uh there's a lot of there's a lot of uh homo uh sapiens, I've heard, in Atlanta.

1:21:56 All right, let's let's get on with it. Okay. All right. Don't get We all know there's black people in Atlanta. [ __ ]

1:22:04 Yeah, man. And uh these new drinks, man, they uh they're starting off with three flavors. So you can get uh CocaCola, Dr. Pepper, um and Sprite. And then you can also um include things like Fanta Powerade, High Sea, Bartroot beer. Um they're doing all of these, but they're re they're doing some like retro style branding. Um and so we talk about culture. Things were better back in the days, right? Uh these are the new cup logos that are coming out. New new bag logos. Retro Vibe. Andy, did they hit or miss?

1:22:35 I mean, retro is always cool, man. Yeah. It's kind of hard to [ __ ] up retro. Yeah.

1:22:40 You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I wonder I I want the staff like to also like get in the the retro vibe, too, though. You know what I'm saying? Like

1:22:50 like what? Like you got coming through the back door boy. Like pointy hats. Which one's better, Zach or Chick-fil-A? People in the chat are fighting over it.

1:23:03 Oh, to be fair, I've never had Zakis, so I can't say. I'm not one of those people that just says [ __ ]

1:23:10 Okay. Unlike the rest of the [ __ ] internet, dude. You got to try it first. And then everybody Yeah. Everybody else is, you know, they're Why don't you say this? [ __ ] I don't know about that, man. Holy [ __ ] That's what intelligent people do. They say they don't [ __ ] know,

1:23:23 bro. Zags bees. Listen, I'm telling you right now, dude. Is it good? People are fighting over it in the chat and also giving their own grades.

1:23:30 Okay. saying Kane's is better than Zags. They can shut the [ __ ] up. Go back to uh go back to the other pitch right before that. Yeah, I think that's cool.

1:23:39 Yeah. So, like the apparently like 3,000 customers will have will get a gold cup.

1:23:44 Um yeah, that's the new rebrand. I want I want AB to go back to like the shorty bottles. The short, you know what I'm talking about? The short bottles, not the long necks, the [ __ ] short ones.

1:23:55 Like a red stripe bottle. No, they're like inbetweeners. They're like not a red stripe, but they're not a long neck. They're like shorties and they used to have natural light used to come in those.

1:24:04 Oh yeah. Yeah. That's like a restaurant model. Yeah. And I think Bud Light should go back to uh Bud Light should go back to like the original branding of like the old school branding.

1:24:17 Late Night Cinemax. That's all I'm saying. 67 Budweiser bottles look really Look look look up like a 19 uh mid9s uh

1:24:25 beer bottle. beer bottle like a natural light bottle in the in the 90s. It's not that Kors one you showed either. I don't know what it's called. It's like an in between type bottle.

1:24:37 Was it still six? Was it 12 ounces? Yeah, it was 12 ounces. Yeah. Yeah, that looks like it.

1:24:44 It kind of flip it around. Let me see. That was it. Something like this. No, it had a longer neck. Dude, what if this is like the Bernstein Bears thing and what you're saying never existed?

1:24:56 No, it did exist. Yes, like that. Oh, like that? Yeah. So, what what's the point of the long neck?

1:25:04 Well, dude, when you got that back then when you got long necks, it was a big deal.

1:25:08 Like, cuz it was like the I don't know why it was marketing, but like if you had long necks and not short necks, you were like you were like you were [ __ ] baller, bro. Yeah. Yeah,

1:25:22 this is like the evolution of body. There you go. So, so the one all the way out there on the left, I used to buy those at the gas station with a fake ID for 59. For 509

1:25:35 at that gas station by your house on Butler Hill. No [ __ ] Yep. Yep. 509 12-packs.

1:25:42 Miller Light. Damn. Yep. Miller Light tastes like [ __ ] too. I hate it. I still hate it. It tastes like [ __ ] corn chip water.

1:25:53 Oh, that's nasty. It's not a good beer. No, I'm a I'm a like you said, I mean, you make more money, you start I like Stellas now.

1:26:00 Stellas are good. Stellas are good. Yeah, Stellas are really good. I still like Bud Light, though.

1:26:04 Yeah, I still like if I'm going to drink outside like in the summertime, I drink Bud Light.

1:26:07 Bud Lights are nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Retrofit, man. I I'm with it. I'm with it. And root beer floats. I mean, who who doesn't like a good root beer float right?

1:26:17 I mean, they're good. They're good. It's just like who has the time to like actually go order one and get one and make like Yeah. See, I don't do that.

1:26:26 I do. Yeah. I don't do that stuff. I might go tonight. Um Yeah, I'm with it though. I think I think I like it, bro. Chick-fil-A is good.

1:26:35 I think retro is cool, man. I think it's cool. I think you can always make retro cool.

1:26:39 Well, you always talk too like I mean things are like like they're cyclical, right? In other words.

1:26:44 Yeah. Cyclical. Cyclical. Yeah. What did I say? They are. You said cycllicer. Oh,

1:26:51 yeah. Cycl. Yeah. They're uh they come they come and they come and go. Yeah. They're trends. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

1:26:57 And uh at the crocoff that's what it is. You're so used to saying that hard R can't lose on the other words.

1:27:11 Water. You know what I'm saying? Like I just can't help it, bro. It ain't water. It's water.

1:27:23 Get over here, Waters. Oh, man. Yeah, man. Well, let's check back in the chat, man. We got a few minutes here to spare.

1:27:29 All right, let's see how the chat's doing. That was pretty much like the most worthless show ever.

1:27:36 I think Listen, the answer is we don't [ __ ] know. Hey, poll time. Poll time, right? We got time for a quick poll.

1:27:42 Yeah. Did you learn something this episode? That's That's all the poll. That's Boomeranganger. Boomerang. Dude, I got a funny story about [ __ ] uh about Heineken. Somebody mentioned Heineken in there.

1:27:58 I like Heinekens. So, I went to I backpacked through Europe a long time ago with a buddy of mine and uh we were like I was like 17

1:28:11 and we went to Amsterdam and we went to the Heineken Brewery tour at like 10:00 in the morning.

1:28:19 Okay. And the Heineken Brewery in Amsterdam is like the inside is like you're like there's no sunshine.

1:28:27 It's like dark. And I mean like dark and like a lot of black people. No. No. Not that.

1:28:36 No. Like you can't see your [ __ ] hand in front of your face. Windows dark atmosphere.

1:28:40 Got it. And um I mean you kept your wallet saying. So So anyway, they give you So it's all you can drink on the uh Hinekin Brewery tour. We're we're [ __ ] 17 18 years old, bro. So like we're like [ __ ] free beer, you know? So we're pounding beers, dude. And after, you know, a few morning beers, you forget what time of day it is, right? Especially when it's dark on the side. Right.

1:29:08 All right. So we probably drank, I don't know, [ __ ] 10 beers each through the man. All right. We get out. It's 11 o'clock. All right.

1:29:16 [ __ ] suns in my eyes. Where the [ __ ] am I? I'm hungry. So we're walking up the street. We're backpacking. So, I had a backpack. He had a backpack. We're walking up the street and we go past this uh

1:29:30 we like start smelling all these like breads and like bakeries. [ __ ] dude. It smells so good. I can still remember it.

1:29:38 And um we got up to this this uh like bakery and it had an outside patio. So, we're like, "All right, well, we'll sit out here on the outside patio and chill." And you know, they come out and they're like, "Well, if you're going to sit here, you got to order something." And so I went inside and dude, they got like, you know, dude, just like you see in like uh like like you would see on Instagram, the perfect bakery, dude. Breads and

1:30:03 [ __ ] croissants and cookies and brownies and like all the like perfectly laid out like and I I'm like thinking I'm like, "Dude, I'm so hungry." So I'm like, "I want some of those, some of those, some of those." And I got like 10 different kinds of cookies. So, I went out on the I went out on the patio and I ate all the cookies and I start getting [ __ ] like I'm getting way more [ __ ] up

1:30:33 and I'm like I told my buddy Gavin I'm like I don't [ __ ] feel good, bro. Like I don't I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] up.

1:30:38 He's kicking in. So I [ __ ] went back in and looked and they were all [ __ ] weed cookies.

1:30:45 Oh man. Okay. So I ate and by the way I had very little experience with marijuana at the time. Oh. So I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ] dude." And I start getting [ __ ] up. More [ __ ] up. And then And then like I wake up, okay? And I I'm wake up and I'm like laying on the sidewalk, my backpack on. And there's like my buddy and like three people I didn't recognize. And I wake up and I'm like, "What are you guys doing?" And they're like, "What day do you think it is?"

1:31:15 And I'm like I'm like, "What do you mean?" So, dude, I [ __ ] passed out for a full 24 hours on the [ __ ] street of Amsterdam

1:31:23 and they like there's all these pictures of me sleeping on the street. They stay with you

1:31:27 like and my buddy had made all these new friends. Oh, man. Dude, what a guy. Yeah. Yeah. What a guy.

1:31:32 And so they like they like I guess they party while I [ __ ] took a nap for 24 hours.

1:31:37 But think about I mean, you know what I think about too though? Like think of how much crazier like the times were that you could do that and not get [ __ ] with.

1:31:44 Oh, dude. It was film cameras. No, no. I'm talking about like like like you didn't get robbed or [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? Like

1:31:50 No, I doubt you could do that now in Germany right now. I doubt you could do that. I've not been there in a while, but I know this like I had no idea where I [ __ ] was or

1:32:00 when I woke up, dude. I mean, it was it was the next day. That's crazy. Benji in chat says, "That's the day Andy donated a kidney."

1:32:07 Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It was like [ __ ] hostile. [ __ ] dude. Somebody said that, too. That's how the hostel starts. Yeah. Yeah.

1:32:15 That's so crazy. Yeah, dude. And and the other funny thing that happened when we were in Amsterdam is that so Amsterdam is famous for the red red light district. If you've never been to a red light district, it's it's very weird

1:32:29 because like you're literally walking down the street and there's like these women in the window and the red lights are on and they're like, you know, dancing around or like trying to get you to come over and [ __ ] and uh I was wearing an orange shirt and the World Cup was going on and they had won their game and that was their that was their color uh orange. So, like they were like, "Free one, free one." Yeah. Like trying to get me in. And like, bro, I was like 17. I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to get [ __ ] AIDS. I was terrified dude.

1:33:00 I don't want your cooties. Yeah. Yeah, bro. You know, there's a red light district in uh in uh Iraq in the windows. There's uh goats.

1:33:09 I believe it. Sorry. I'm sorry. That was a bad joke. I'm sorry, guys. All right.

1:33:14 Transsterdam. That's right. Well, guys, uh, thumbs up to Chick-fil-A. Um, I'll probably stop there. I see you guys tonight.

1:33:23 And, um, hey, brother. I hope your son, uh, feels better, man. That sucks. Nick Mac.

1:33:30 Yeah. Sorry, Nick. Sorry you're dealing with that, brother. Hope everything uh works out. I'm sure it will,

1:33:36 man. Hope you liked the gay jokes. Yeah, the all the nurses are like, "Who the [ __ ] are you guys?

1:33:42 What are you listening to? I hope you're not playing on speaker." Yeah. Share the show, Nick. Appreciate you dog.

1:33:50 All right, guys. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I have. All right, guys. Well, thanks for joining the show. Uh, don't be one of these people that says the same [ __ ] every year about what the [ __ ] you're going to do. Go out and do it. Let the results speak for itself. We'll make the world a better place. All right. All right, guys. Don't be a hoe. Show the show.

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "The Truth Behind Nicolás Maduro’s Arrest - CTI LIVE Ep 986"?

In order: 0:00 Andy Purcella Motivations; 10:00 Celia Maduro, Nicholas Maduro; 20:00 Celia Maduro, Nicholas Maduro; 30:00 Celia Maduro; 40:00 Lindsey Graham, Celia Maduro, Lieben Island Osman, Trisha Mclofflin; 50:00 Celia Maduro; 1:00:00 Planet Fitness; 1:20:00 Bud Light, Heineken, Dr. Pepper, Miller Light.

What is mentioned in this Andy Frisella episode?

18 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Celia Maduro, Nicholas Maduro, Lindsey Graham, Planet Fitness, Bud Light, Heineken. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "The Truth Behind Nicolás Maduro’s Arrest - CTI LIVE Ep 986"?

The episode runs 1 h 34 min; the transcript is about 18,593 words in 530 timestamped sections.

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