Transcript

Dave Portnoy Live For End Of Bills Pats

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Dave Portnoy Live For End Of Bills Pats", an episode of Dave Portnoy published December 14, 2025 (44 min, about 3,360 words). It mentions 4 people, works and ideas, including Drake May, New England, Foxboro, Michael May.

What this episode is about

The discussion centers on a contentious football game between the Bills and the Patriots, with a focus on questionable officiating calls, including a disputed interception and a perceived delay in streaming setup. The commentator expresses frustration over the officiating and team strategies, emphasizing the urgency to respond quickly during critical game moments.

Key takeaways

  • Referees: the unsung heroes of confusion – turning clear interceptions into calls that make you question reality.
  • Stream setup delays: the ultimate anti-climax, proving you can’t have chaos without a little tech malfunction.
  • Winning the hard way: who wants an easy victory when you can savor the sweet taste of a comeback?
  • Drake May’s MVP potential is evident, but without defense, even a superstar can’t always save the day.
  • The classic dilemma: run the ball or go for glory; sometimes, the safest option feels like the riskiest choice.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Drake May
  2. – 10:00: Drake May
  3. – 15:00: New England
  4. – 20:00: Foxboro, Michael May
  5. – 25:00: New England
  6. – 35:00: Drake May
  7. – 43:37: Michael May

Notable quotes from "Dave Portnoy Live For End Of Bills Pats"

  • Might call it The camera is never your lot of time left. Drake May is the MVP.
    about Drake May · at
  • Dave, if New England wins the Super Bowl, please come to South Africa. What the [ __ ] does that mean? Wild is so behind. What does that mean?
    about New England · at
  • This is the games we want to be in. This is the games we want to be in. I love it. I love good football and snow and Foxboro. I love it. These are the games I want to be in.…
    about Foxboro · at
  • To get Teddy Grahams and Christmas cookies and sprinkled and I was going to do an Michael May bait miss for game day. cancelled baked miss canled. that was [ __ ] horrible. 21 nothing total control at home and you just get.
    about Michael May · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Drake May — Person · Referenced athlete (Patriots QB / focal point of game reaction) · 4 mentions · first at
    The speaker repeatedly frames the Patriots’ chances around Drake May, calling him the MVP and urging the offense to let him throw and lead a game-winning drive.
  • Michael May — Person · Referenced person (likely creator/subject of a planned segment) · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in connection with a planned “Michael May” themed bit/video (“bake miss”) that the speaker says will be canceled if the Patriots lose, implying an inside-joke segment or recurring content element.

Places & events

Full transcript with timestamps

Flag on who? That is a horrible call. Shut the sound off. The Oh my god. Wow. That was an interception. No, no penalty. That was not a flag and that was an interception. rule the catch. It was an interception. And by the way, this streaming thing just I know Austin's listening. Totally unacceptable that it takes [ __ ] 15 minutes to set up. I don't know when I'm going to go. I don't need nine cameras. I don't need this. I got to be able to go live quickly. When I say I want to go live quickly, if we've learned anything about Barcel, I don't need 17 microphones, 18 computers, 17 things I want to if I want to go live because something's happening, I got to go live in three [ __ ] seconds. It's day one stuff that takes [ __ ] an hour to go live.

Pick it. By the way, whatever. All right, this is I hold them to three. Did I think it was going to be easy going into the game? No. Did I think it was going to be easy when it was 21 nothing and we were whooping their ass? Maybe. Do I wish I could take back that Instagram rant? I'll tell you at the end of the game.

Was that an interception and no flag and should be our ball? Yes. Do you let Drake May just sling it? Yes. Should we have gone for a touchdown at the end of the first half? Yes. Do we have to hold him to three right here? Yes. Don't let him go. Touchdown.

Flag. About time. Hold. About [ __ ] time. These refs, by the way, every [ __ ] play. This is a ref show.

Let's see this. Honestly, that was borderline too. I think How the [ __ ] do you like that?

What the [ __ ] is that? The [ __ ] you doing with that defense? Give me a [ __ ] break.

Give me a [ __ ] break. You got to win this. Get the [ __ ] guys off the thing. You got to win this [ __ ] game.

You got to win this [ __ ] game. I got to tell you. might call it The camera is never your lot of time left. Drake May is the MVP. Got to go win this. I I I the end of the first half is disgusting. And I just want to put a pin in that and I said it in real time. Obviously going to be better, but you know the Bills are going to score. You have two minutes

with the MVP and and you run the ball. Run the ball instead of going down the throat for a touchdown. I said it. Fine. Go win this game.

A rigged rant. Come in 321. You're not going to get a rigged rant. You're not going to get a rigged rant yet.

I don't think that was pass interference. I think it was an interception. They called it a catch,

but whatever. No, just so much I'm not gonna do it on one play of a rig. You cannot lose this football game. You cannot lose this football game. We cannot lose this football game. Oh, upstairs. I don't know.

Patriots. Thought we lost Peaches again. These [ __ ] stupid trash. Let's We cannot lose this [ __ ] game. Let's go get a touchdown.

This is great. This is great. We This is great. We needed adversity. This is great. This is great. This is great. THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS GREAT. [screaming] GONE. GONE. THAT'S HOW YOU ANSWER. NO FLAGS. That's how you answer. THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS GREAT.

[ __ ] yeah. I LOVE MY OHIO STATE GUYS. I LOVE MY BUCKEYES. [ __ ] That's how you answer. WHAT A [ __ ] RUN. GO DRAKE. THROW A BLOCK. [screaming] KNOCK SOMEONE OUT. DRAKE.

[ __ ] yes. [ __ ] yes. Now play SOME DEFENSE. I SAID I LIKED ADVERSITY. GIVE ME SOME [ __ ] ADVERSITY.

SEE YOU. PUT HIM ON HIS ASS, DRAKE. BANG. [ __ ] yes. Now play a little [ __ ] defense.

Stop them and take their [ __ ] throat. THIS IS HOW you win a football game. Rather win it [ __ ] this way than the other way. Easy is not for me. I WANT TO [ __ ] FIGHT FOR IT. I WANT EVERYONE BE, "OH, Bills are back. Patriots, see, we told you." AND THEN WE [ __ ] TAKE IT RIGHT WHEN NO ONE EXPECTS IT.

[ __ ] you in the holiday exchange. Maybe it's time to get a deal. Great [ __ ]

grassy keyand and sea is a great fish and meat market by you. I don't even know what that is.

Anybody talking about bush, I'm just going to take it from Jerry and shut the whole thing down. So shut the [ __ ] up. Do what? What do you mean? What? Uh, too much time for Josh Allen. Well, you It's a whole [ __ ] quarter. Eight minutes. What is this movie?

Oh, I'm in on this movie. I am in on this movie. I'm [ __ ] in on this movie. What is this? Like the town meets [ __ ] What's the other one?

The rip. Sign me up. All right. These I don't like dumb comments. We're not talking Michigan. We're not talking. We're talking football. Patriot football.

That's how you answer the [ __ ] bell. All right, let's D up now. Peach, what are we at? Laurel in the Laurel Parker is eight. I'm in this GFream eight.

What's GFream eight? 202. All right, let's key up. Get We can't let him score every [ __ ] time.

10 minutes is tons of football. So much is going to be happening. Pick it. Get a stop.

He Trayvon does have elite track speed. Dave, if New England wins the Super Bowl, please come to South Africa. What the [ __ ] does that mean? Wild is so behind. What does that mean?

Wild is so behind. Am I behind? All right, here we go then. I won't read the chat if I'm so behind. If that's what we're going to do if we're so behind.

Bang. Had him three yards behind. Got to make some tackles. Can we make a play on defense? Holy canoli. This defense is getting mauled. And I get it. The Bills are good. Josh Allen's great. I'm not saying Josh Allen's not great, but come on. One stop.

Oh my god. Come on, guys. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Got him in the hole. Four in the eighth.

Oh, at golf. Yeah, there's two. Exactly right, TJ. There's two Patriots there. Break down tackle like Tackle.

Incomplete. Did someone just pay 69.99? I'm like 30 seconds behind. That's fine. I don't care.

I'm not I'm just watching the game. I'm on YouTube TV. What do you want me to do? I'm 30. That's how this goes. If I don't look at this, I don't know what's happening. So, I'm not going to look till the play's over. So, that's how it is.

Damn. Fourth down. Davis. I gota see this because the refs every third down, every play these refs are throwing laundry. Let me see this.

Every [ __ ] play Let me see it. I don't know, man. Really? Where's the tug? Where's the tug? Make a catch. Make a guy make a catch.

Come on. Jesus. Make a guy make a catch. It's not. He didn't pull him. It didn't impede him.

These [ __ ] refs, I tell you, they want to be the story of the game. [ __ ] [ __ ] This is just

Here comes Belle's McGee. I can hear her. You gota you got to stop him on first down. Every first down they're getting five to seven yards. I I'm gonna tell you this right now. The plan was to go

and do a fake miss and Michael May thing that may be cancelled if they don't win this game. That bake miss may be cancelled. Second one's the worst.

The [ __ ] is our defense doing? All right. I love adversity. I love it. I love adversity. I I don't want it to be easy today. We need it. We need a game like this to to to get ready. and then this is the games we want to be in. This is the games we want to be in. I love it. I love good football and snow and Foxboro. I love it. These are the games I want to be in. Give the ball back to our MVP. I love it. I love football. These are the games I want to be in. So, I'm glad this game's close.

I'm glad this baby 2% rewards on purchases. sick video earlier. We'll see. It may be a sick video earlier. Uh Doughboy, it may be a sick video or it may not be.

Dave Tormarmac. No. Dave, you see Pablo Torres trying to get Michigan. Pablo Torres is a loser if that's true. Bet the eighth at GFRA number four. The eighth at Gulfream.

Who's that? Basella. Low battery. Your Mac will sleep soon unless plugged into a power outlet.

Okay. What is that thing that keeps popping up? Gay man in uh looking old these days. Davey, I am old. You [ __ ]

My parlor is stinking. Unbelievable. All right, look at this loser. I like that kid.

Five straight TD drives. All right, dog fight. Man, I love it. I love it. Love it.

TJ How do I feel about Indie and Philip Rivers versus Seattle? I mean, I don't know. I'm interested to watch it obviously, but I'm not I'll tell you this. Patriots lose this game. I'm not watching Dick. How do you like them apples?

All right. MVP. Let's go. Six minutes. You figure I I don't know. I really don't know. Patriots get the ball twice, we get it once maybe. Can we do a sixinute end the end the game drive? What a draft pick this kid was, huh?

13 carries, 148 yards, two touchdowns. Get off me. All right, we got to go score a touchdown, obviously.

All right, third down. Perseverance relentless now. Hunter was trying to hit him.

Catch the ball, Hunter. No, catch the ball, Hunter. Come on. Catch the ball. You got to catch that. Come on. Got to make that play.

How's Hogdale doing? He must be dying. [ __ ] a snapper. Buffalo. All right. Maybe a stop. Maybe a stop

I'm not going to cry in the live stream. We're going to get a stop. We're going to go win the game.

Going to get a stop. We're going to win the game. How do you like them apples? Having insurance is the same as having insurance.

All right, Pats are Pats are not back. I'm going to tell you right now, the next five minutes of football is going to determine a lot. You you got to go you got to come up with a stop and then you got to score. You can't you can't be up 21 nothing at home

in a game to like clinch the division maybe home field by you can't blow it. You just cannot blow at home. You're not back if you're home if you blow that. So I I realize that You got to get a stop. You got to get a stop.

You got to get a stop. I really wish I didn't post that unless we win. But something tells me I may end up on cold hard football.

That special time. All right, let's just get a stop. All right, everyone just calm the [ __ ] down. Let's get a stop. One stop. Get the ball back in the snow. Win five minutes of hell right here. Buffalo.

Fast Eddie. Banned. Fast Eddie dude. Fast Eddie dude. Banned. I bet with my own money. If you say I don't, you're banned. See you later. Fast Eddie dude. Have fun [ __ ] talking yourself in your closet. You [ __ ] low life.

See you. See you fast Eddie, dude. You [ __ ] putts. Finally. Finally. It's the first time we've stopped our run in about an hour now. Can we get a third down stop? Can we stop him? Not have a flag. For Christ's sakes. Don't let him

Don't let him run either. I'm not mad. Apple phone 17. I'm watching a game. Learn how to [ __ ] watch a game, you loser.

[ __ ] loser. I like Josh Allen. I'm the [ __ ] first one who said Josh Allen is the best quarterback in the league till Drake May. So don't tell me to keep him on the I my is my mouth. You keep them out of your mouth, out of my mouth.

Come on now. One time here. Oh my god. We got to BE ABLE TO TACKLE HIM. YES. Big play. WHAT A HORRIBLE PLAY CALL BY the Bills. What an idiotic play call by the Bills. 328. Go end this game. That was so stupid by Buffalo. You take the ball out of Josh Allen's hands. That looked like a predetermined swing play.

Like, wouldn't you want Josh Allen to either decide to run for throw? This is automatic. That's an automatic read. Dumbass play. Thank you. Take the ball out of Josh Allen's hands. Thank you very much. What a stupid ass play. What a stupid play. Thank you.

All right. This is it. This is all we want. Don't block. There was no block. Our special teams is a joke. Why is that guy's hat on the ground?

Perfect. Listen, this is where we want to be. 243 all our timeouts. MVP of the league. Go down. Score a touchdown. No time left. See youa. Wouldn't want to be you. Come on now.

Give me this drive. Drake. Nice catch. Drive starter. Nice catch Mac. and keeps his feet and goes forward.

Well, how is the clock still running on that one? What? I mean, I don't think it matters, but how is he in bounds there? All right, two minutes. Can

Can we Yes, there's three timeouts. There's absolutely plenty of time here. Three timeouts. Go get seven points.

Plenty of time. Love where we're at. Love where we're at. Our ball. Our guy. Two minutes. Full compliment. Timeouts. Go down. Touchdown. End game. See you. Most people got 100% skin afteramvers before starting. infection.

Think I hurt my shoulder and all this a little bit. Oh, that sheriff country lady.

Wait, is that Brady's ex-wife from Homeland as well? Cuz I'm watching Homeland.

Look at that guy in that Eskimo hat there. All right, let's go. Express. All right, here we go. Oh brother.

What is going on? What do you mean? What do you do? What do you mean, what do you do?

What do you do? Are you serious? What do you do? Are you I mean, uh, you go for it. Drake, use your legs if you have to. I thought it was fourth and three, first of all. Fourth and five. Fine.

Yeah, it's a it's a legit five. Drake, if you got to [ __ ] bust out of there, you bust out of there.

Uhoh. What is this offense? Buffalo still remain. How can you not get one first down? So far today,

that's just getting bullied right there, boys. Six yards up the middle on first down. We can't gain [ __ ] two yards. NFL access They're they're going to not just run it. They're going to run a trick play or pass or scramble. You're going to run for it,

guys. Stop getting your [ __ ] face bullied. Cleveland. I feel like They're not going to hand it and Josh Allen's going to roll out for a first down. I'm going to have to eat a whole ton of crow. That's how it works.

Johnson position 129 didn't If I could take back that first celebratory victory uh video when it was 21 nothing

and I was ranting raving how the division is ours and the Bills are done. I would take it back. I would take it back.

I I was excited in the moment. Uh, I hated what the Patriots did at the end of the first half when they slow played it. Didn't go for a touchdown field goal. You know, Buffalo's going to get going. But, I mean, they kicked our [ __ ] ass in the second half. They kicked our ass. They run the ball up the middle for like six yards a carry with that one play with Henderson. That's it. Couldn't even get a [ __ ] first down the last drive. So, it appears maybe I was premature uh declaring us the kings of the AFC. Listen, I'd rather that game other than me looking like a total [ __ ] and I looked like a total [ __ ] Nothing, you know, I got I got put the hand up.

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, that's me. But the flip side, like our perfect season here, remember we played the Giants and they almost beat us. We escaped. Maybe it's good we lose because maybe that's a wakeup call. This team can still go to the Super Bowl. It It probably hurts for home field advantage. Who knows what the Broncos do? But but we needed that in the long scheme of things when we needed like, "Hey, you guys ain't that good. hate defense. You got the [ __ ] and your dicks ripped off and shoved down your mouth and and I and that me my dicks jammed down my face. So that was a wakeup call. I wish I didn't make that video. I'm sure the Jinx crew is out. Whatever Jinx, I don't believe in that. I thought I don't know that [ __ ] And I'll tell you what else. I was going to go to the supermarket and I was going to get Teddy Grahams and Christmas cookies and sprinkled and I was going to

do an an Michael May uh bait miss for game day. Uh cancelled baked miss canled. Um that was [ __ ] horrible. 21 nothing

total control at home and you just get your faces stomped. So Josh Allen still our daddy. Final score on CBS. Eagle

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Dave Portnoy Live For End Of Bills Pats"?

Dave Portnoy (Guest).

What is "Dave Portnoy Live For End Of Bills Pats" about?

The discussion centers on a contentious football game between the Bills and the Patriots, with a focus on questionable officiating calls, including a disputed interception and a perceived delay in streaming setup. The commentator expresses frustration over the officiating and team strategies, emphasizing the urgency to respond quickly during critical game moments.

What is mentioned in this Dave Portnoy episode?

4 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Drake May, New England, Foxboro, Michael May. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Dave Portnoy Live For End Of Bills Pats"?

The episode runs 44 min; the transcript is about 3,360 words in 85 timestamped sections.

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