Transcript
Eminem - We Made You (Official Music Video)
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· 5 min · 905 words · 5 timestamped sections
This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Eminem - We Made You (Official Music Video)", an episode of EminemVEVO published June 16, 2009 (5 min, about 905 words). It mentions 20 people, works and ideas, including Jessica Simpson, Zantac, Khloe Kardashian, Ellen DeGeneres, Ventolin.
Who speaks in this episode?
- Eminem (Marshall Bruce Mathers III) (Host) · 4 min speaking
- Uncredited backing vocalist(s)/chorus ensemble (Guest) · 1 min speaking
What is discussed, and when
- – 3:00: Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer
- – 4:47: Andre (Dre)
Notable quotes from "Eminem - We Made You (Official Music Video)"
♪ GUESS WHO ♪ ♪ DID YOU MISS ME ♪ ♪ JESSICA SIMPSON, SING THE CHORUS ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR IT WAS CLEAR TO ME ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THEY ADORE, WHO THEY CAME TO SEE ♪ ♪ YOU'RE A ROCK STAR ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY WANTS YOU ♪.
about Jessica Simpson · at♪ THE ENFORCER, LOOK AT THE MORE WOMEN TO TORTURE ♪ ♪ WALK UP TO THE CUTEST GIRL AND CHARLIE-HORSE HER ♪ ♪ SORRY PORTIA, BUT WHAT'S ELLEN DEGENERES ♪ ♪ HAVE THAT I DON'T? ARE…
about Ellen DeGeneres · at♪ NEVER HAS THERE BEEN SUCH FINESSE AND NOSTALGIA ♪ ♪ MAN CASH, I DON'T MEAN TO MESS WITH YA GAL BUT ♪ ♪ JESSICA ALBA, PUT A BREAST ON MY MOUTH, BRUH ♪ ♪ WOWZERS I JUST MADE A…
about Jessica Alba · at♪ I'M GOING BACK ♪ ♪ HA WOO ♪ ♪ DR. DRE ♪ ♪ 2020 ♪ ♪♪♪.
about Andre (Dre) · at
Who and what is mentioned in this episode?
People
- Jessica Simpson — Person · 1 mention · first at
- Khloe Kardashian — Person · 1 mention · first at
♪ WELL LOOK AT ALL THE MASSIVE MASSES IN THE STANDS ♪ ♪ SHADY MAN, NO, DON'T MASSACRE THE FANS ♪ ♪ DAMN, I THINK KIM KARDASHIAN'S A MAN ♪ ♪ SHE STOMPED HIM, JUST 'CAUSE HE…
- Ellen DeGeneres — Person · 1 mention · first at
- Sarah Palin — Person · 1 mention · first at
♪ WELL I CAN BE AS GENTLE AND AS SMOOTH AS A GENTLEMAN ♪ ♪ GIVE ME MY VENTOLIN INHALER AND TWO XENADRINE ♪ ♪ AND I'LL INVITE SARAH PALIN OUT TO DINNER THEN ♪ ♪ NAIL HER, BABY…
- John Mayer — Person · 1 mention · first at
♪ FORGET THEM OTHER MEN, GIRL PAY THEM LITTLE ATTENTION ♪ ♪ AND LITTLE DID I MENTION THAT JENNIFER'S ♪ ♪ IN LOVE WITH ME JOHN MAYER, SO SIT ON THE BENCH ♪ ♪ MAN, I SWEAR THEM…
- Jessica Alba — Person · 1 mention · first at
- Andre (Dre) — Person · 1 mention · first at
- Amy Winehouse — Person · 1 mention
- Blake Fielder-Civil — Person · 1 mention
- Britney Spears — Person · 1 mention
- Elvis Presley — Person · 1 mention
- Jennifer Aniston — Person · 1 mention
- Kevin Federline — Person · 1 mention
- Lindsay Lohan — Person · 1 mention
- Portia de Rossi — Person · 1 mention
- Samantha Ronson — Person · 1 mention
Products & tech
- Zantac — Product · 1 mention · first at
♪ WE'RE THE ONES WHO MADE YOU ♪ ♪ BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND ♪ ♪ NOW POP A LITTLE ZANTAC FOR ANTACID IF YOU CAN ♪ ♪ YOU'RE READY TO TACKLE ANY TASK THAT IS AT HAND ♪ ♪ HOW DOES IT…
- Ventolin — Product · 1 mention · first at
♪ HAVE THAT I DON'T? ARE YOU TELLIN' ME TENDERNESS? ♪ ♪ WELL I CAN BE AS GENTLE AND AS SMOOTH AS A GENTLEMAN ♪ ♪ GIVE ME MY VENTOLIN INHALER AND TWO XENADRINE ♪ ♪ AND I'LL…
- Xenadrine — Product · 1 mention · first at
♪ HAVE THAT I DON'T? ARE YOU TELLIN' ME TENDERNESS? ♪ ♪ WELL I CAN BE AS GENTLE AND AS SMOOTH AS A GENTLEMAN ♪ ♪ GIVE ME MY VENTOLIN INHALER AND TWO XENADRINE ♪ ♪ AND I'LL…
- Ritalin — Product · 1 mention · first at
♪ BRIT, FORGET K-FED, LET'S CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN ♪ ♪ FORGET HIM OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN ♪ ♪ AND THIS TIME IT WON'T BE FOR THE RITALIN BINGE ♪ ♪ FORGET…
Full transcript with timestamps
♪♪♪ ♪ GUESS WHO ♪ ♪ DID YOU MISS ME ♪ ♪ JESSICA SIMPSON, SING THE CHORUS ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR IT WAS CLEAR TO ME ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THEY ADORE, WHO THEY CAME TO SEE ♪ ♪ YOU'RE A ROCK STAR ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY WANTS YOU ♪ ♪ PLAYER ♪ ♪ WHO COULD REALLY BLAME YOU ♪ ♪ WE'RE THE ONES WHO MADE YOU ♪ ♪ BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND ♪ ♪ NOW POP A LITTLE ZANTAC FOR ANTACID IF YOU CAN ♪ ♪ YOU'RE READY TO TACKLE ANY TASK THAT IS AT HAND ♪ ♪ HOW DOES IT FEEL IS IT FANTASTIC, IS IT GRAND ♪ ♪ WELL LOOK AT ALL THE MASSIVE MASSES IN THE STANDS ♪ ♪ SHADY MAN, NO, DON'T MASSACRE THE FANS ♪ ♪ DAMN, I THINK KIM KARDASHIAN'S A MAN ♪ ♪ SHE STOMPED HIM, JUST 'CAUSE HE ASKED TO PUT HIS HANDS ♪ ♪ ON HER MASSIVE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS AGAIN ♪ ♪ SQUEEZE IT THEN SQUASH IT THEN PASS IT TO A FRIEND ♪ ♪ CAN HE COME BACK AS NASTY AS HE CAN ♪ ♪ YES HE CAN, CAN, DON'T ASK ME THIS AGAIN ♪ ♪ HE DOES NOT MEAN TO LESBIAN OFFEND ♪
♪ BUT LINDSAY, PLEASE COME BACK TO SEEIN' MEN ♪ ♪ SAMANTHA'S A TWO, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY A TEN ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU WANT ME GIRL, IN FACT I SEE YA GRIN ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR, IT WAS CLEAR TO ME ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THEY ADORE, WHO THEY CAME TO SEE ♪ ♪ YOU'RE A ROCK STAR ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY WANTS YOU ♪ ♪ PLAYER ♪ ♪ WHO COULD REALLY BLAME YOU ♪ ♪ WE'RE THE ONES WHO MADE YOU ♪ ♪ THE ENFORCER, LOOK AT THE MORE WOMEN TO TORTURE ♪ ♪ WALK UP TO THE CUTEST GIRL AND CHARLIE-HORSE HER ♪ ♪ SORRY PORTIA, BUT WHAT'S ELLEN DEGENERES ♪ ♪ HAVE THAT I DON'T? ARE YOU TELLIN' ME TENDERNESS? ♪ ♪ WELL I CAN BE AS GENTLE AND AS SMOOTH AS A GENTLEMAN ♪ ♪ GIVE ME MY VENTOLIN INHALER AND TWO XENADRINE ♪ ♪ AND I'LL INVITE SARAH PALIN OUT TO DINNER THEN ♪ ♪ NAIL HER, "BABY, SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" ♪ ♪ BRIT, FORGET K-FED, LET'S CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN ♪ ♪ FORGET HIM OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN ♪
♪ AND THIS TIME IT WON'T BE FOR THE RITALIN BINGE ♪ ♪ FORGET THEM OTHER MEN, GIRL PAY THEM LITTLE ATTENTION ♪ ♪ AND LITTLE DID I MENTION THAT JENNIFER'S ♪ ♪ IN LOVE WITH ME JOHN MAYER, SO SIT ON THE BENCH ♪ ♪ MAN, I SWEAR THEM OTHER GUYS YOU GIVE 'EM AN INCH ♪ ♪ THEY TAKE A MILE, THEY GOT STYLE, BUT IT ISN'T SLIM'S ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR, IT WAS CLEAR TO ME ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THEY ADORE, WHO THEY CAME TO SEE ♪ ♪ YOU'RE A ROCK STAR ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY WANTS YOU ♪ ♪ PLAYER ♪ ♪ WHO COULD REALLY BLAME YOU ♪ ♪ WE'RE THE ONES WHO MADE YOU ♪ ♪ AND THAT'S WHY, MY LOVE, YOU NEVER LIVE WITHOUT ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU WANT ME GIRL ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I CAN SEE YOU'RE CHECKIN' ME OUT ♪ ♪ AND BABY, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME TOO ♪ ♪ DON'T TRY TO DENY IT, BABY, I'M THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU ♪ ♪ DAMN GIRL, I'M BEGINNING TO SPROUT AN ALFALFA ♪ ♪ WHY SHOULD I WASH MY FILTHY MOUTH OUT ♪ ♪ YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, YOU SHOULD HEAR THE REST OF MY ALBUM ♪
♪ NEVER HAS THERE BEEN SUCH FINESSE AND NOSTALGIA ♪ ♪ MAN CASH, I DON'T MEAN TO MESS WITH YA GAL BUT ♪ ♪ JESSICA ALBA, PUT A BREAST ON MY MOUTH, BRUH ♪ ♪ WOWZERS I JUST MADE A MESS IN MY TROUSERS ♪ ♪ AND THEY WONDER WHY I KEEP DRESSING LIKE ELVIS ♪ ♪ LORD HELP US, HE'S BACK IN HIS PINK ALF SHIRT ♪ ♪ LOOKIN' LIKE SOMEONE SHRINKED HIS OUTFIT ♪ ♪ I THINK HE'S 'BOUT TO FLIP, JESSICA ♪ ♪ REST ASSURED, SUPERMAN'S HERE TO RESCUE YA ♪ ♪ CAN YOU BLAME ME, YOU'RE MY AMY, I'M YOUR BLAKE ♪ ♪ MATTER FACT, BAKE ME A BIRTHDAY CAKE ♪ ♪ WITH A SAW BLADE IN IT TO MAKE MY JAILBREAK ♪ ♪ BABY, I THINK YOU JUST MET YOUR SOULMATE ♪ ♪ WHEN YOU WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR, IT WAS CLEAR TO ME ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE THEY ADORE, WHO THEY CAME TO SEE ♪ ♪ YOU'RE A ROCK STAR ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY WANTS YOU ♪ ♪ PLAYER ♪ ♪ WHO COULD REALLY BLAME YOU ♪ ♪ WE'RE THE ONES WHO MADE YOU ♪ ♪ SO BABY, BABY ♪ ♪ GET DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, BABY ♪ ♪ GET DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, BABY ♪
♪ GET DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, BABY ♪ ♪ GET DOWN, GET DOWN, BABY ♪ ♪ GET DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, BABY ♪ ♪ GET DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, BABY ♪ ♪ GET DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, BABY ♪ ♪ GET DOWN, GET DOWN ♪ ♪ OH AMY! ♪ ♪ REHAB NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD ♪ ♪ I CAN'T WAIT ♪ ♪ I'M GOING BACK ♪ ♪ HA HA WOO ♪ ♪ DR. DRE ♪ ♪ 2020 ♪ ♪♪♪
Questions about this episode
Who speaks in "Eminem - We Made You (Official Music Video)"?
Eminem (Marshall Bruce Mathers III) (Host), Uncredited backing vocalist(s)/chorus ensemble (Guest).
What is discussed in "Eminem - We Made You (Official Music Video)"?
In order: 0:00 Ellen DeGeneres, Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer; 3:00 Andre (Dre).
What is mentioned in this EminemVEVO episode?
20 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Jessica Simpson, Zantac, Khloe Kardashian, Ellen DeGeneres, Ventolin, Xenadrine. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.
How long is "Eminem - We Made You (Official Music Video)"?
The episode runs 5 min; the transcript is about 905 words in 5 timestamped sections.
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