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The Trisha Paytas Reality Show Is Worse Than We Thought...

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "The Trisha Paytas Reality Show Is Worse Than We Thought...", an episode of H3 Podcast published December 9, 2025 (2 h 53 min, about 30,739 words). It mentions 20 people, works and ideas, including Ethan Klein, H3 show, Billy McFarland, Phoenix Rising, Firefest.

What this episode is about

The discussion focuses on the ongoing critique and analysis of Trisha Paytas' reality show, emphasizing its unexpected shortcomings. The hosts also engage the audience with interactive segments like a mystery soda taste test and a sound byte tournament, enhancing viewer participation while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining tone.

Key takeaways

  • Tuesdays just got interesting: H3's winter wonderland reveals there's no such thing as a regular episode anymore.
  • Ghosts aren't just spooky; they can also drive home the message of confidence—just ask Rick James.
  • The internet proves again: last year's 'forgotten soldiers' might just be this year's nostalgia.
  • A mystery soda flavor test? Because who doesn't love a gamble with their taste buds and potential regrets?
  • Confidence is key, whether you're a fat old Jew or a leaning skeleton—embrace the 'demonic' power!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 15:00: H3 show, Owen Cook, Ethan Klein, XQC
  2. – 30:00: Abby Lee Miller, Neil Patrick Harris, Avatar, Ethan Klein
  3. – 45:00: Billy McFarland, Momo, Ethan Klein, Phoenix Rising
  4. – 1:00:00: Firefest
  5. – 1:15:00: Diamond K, Raspberry Music, Firefest, KBP
  6. – 1:30:00: Billy McFarland, Firefest, Selena Gomez, Phoenix Rising
  7. – 1:45:00: Billy McFarland, Diamond K
  8. – 2:00:00: Billy McFarland, XQC
  9. – 2:52:31: H3 show

Notable quotes from "The Trisha Paytas Reality Show Is Worse Than We Thought..."

  • Welcome. It's the H3 show coming at you December 9th, 2025. It is Tuesday.
    about Ethan Klein · at
  • So shout out to Selena Gomez and Bennett Blanco.
    about Selena Gomez · at
  • Here's the title. Why I'm a fat balding ginger with autism and more confident than you. Is ours in all caps here?
    about Owen Cook · at
  • Neil Patrick Harris and Abby Lee Miller are letting their natural beauty shine through. And isn't that nice to see?
    about Abby Lee Miller · at
  • By the way, XQC is defending the Jewish people in that clip, much like our beloved Charlie.
    about XQC · at
  • Yeah. He went to jail for fraud and then like he was banned from operating a business for a long time.
    about Billy McFarland · at
  • It's called Diamond K, and it's an island in the middle of nowhere pretty much.
    about Diamond K · at
  • To a private island in Utilla Bay Island and the experience exceeded our expectations. Phoenix 2025 was a milestone moment for us. Our deepest thanks to the people of Utillaa yada. Bob's your uncle.
    about Phoenix Rising · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Ethan Klein — Person · Host · 3 mentions · first at
    He leads the episode’s segments (alpha influencer clip, Trump/FIFA bit, celebrity photo edits, and the Firefest comeback deep-dive). His commentary drives most opinions and criticisms.
  • Billy McFarland — Person · Core topic subject (scammer comeback) · 7 mentions · first at
    Central to the long segment tracking his Firefest comeback rebrand ('Phoenix Rising') with countdown posts, logistics, sponsors, and whether it succeeded.
  • Owen Cook — Person · Referenced influencer / comedic foil · 2 mentions · first at
    Used as the basis for the episode title and discussed via a seminar clip about 'alpha' behavior and applause; the hosts consider inviting him on.
  • XQC — Person · Referenced streamer / clip subject · 4 mentions · first at
    A clip is discussed where he says 'Star of David licker' while (they claim) defending Jewish people; also discussed as 'based' and attractive.
  • Abby Lee Miller — Person · Referenced celebrity (photo-edit segment) · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed for posting an extreme Facetune-style image; identified as from Dance Moms and recalled for a mobility scooter incident.
  • Neil Patrick Harris — Person · Referenced celebrity (photo-edit segment) · 3 mentions · first at
    Appears in a discussion about Abby Lee Miller posting a heavily edited photo; his comment 'What did you do to my face?' anchors the bit.
    Yeah. And so Neil Patrick Harris responded said, What did you do to my face?
  • Selena Gomez — Person · Running gag / shout-out target · 4 mentions · first at
    Repeatedly 'shouted out' as a joke; later tied to a confusing anecdote about dancing/club experience (framed as about Selena and Benny).
  • Bennett Blanco — Person · Running gag / shout-out target · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned alongside Selena Gomez in repeated shout-outs; treated as a comedic non-sequitur rather than a developed topic.
    So shout out to Selena Gomez and Bennett Blanco.
  • Nick James — Person · Referenced in prop gag · 1 mention · first at
    Invoked as 'the ghost of Rick James' to characterize the spooky skeleton prop introduced as a 'new co-host.'
    This of course a reference to the legendary video brought to all of our attention. So many of us had never seen it before.

Companies & orgs

  • Raspberry Music — Company · Referenced performer/brand at Phoenix · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as part of the Phoenix lineup via a screaming clip; later clarified as 'creator of Raspberry Music' being involved.
    Bro, we'll be performing live at Phoenix 2025. We will see you all in 5 days.
  • KBP — Company · Referenced performer/brand at Phoenix · 2 mentions · first at
    Discussed as a Spanish-language singer/rapper (uncertain) connected to Raspberry Music and the Phoenix event lineup.
    For you, the creator of Raspberry Music, KBP.

Products & tech

  • AI — Product · Referenced technology (image authenticity) · 1 mention · first at
    Used to argue that a posted image looks AI-generated and could be made quickly, in the Jojo/Avatar tangent.
    This, by the way. What? Wait, this isn't He's saying this is a real photo, bro. You could have made this an AI in 2 minutes.

Concepts & topics

  • Hamilton — Concept · Referenced cultural work (quote dispute) · 1 mention · first at
    Cited for the line 'If you don't stand for something, what do you fall for?' leading to a brief argument about who said it.
    Doesn't Hamilton say it to Burr?

Places & events

  • Phoenix Rising — Event · Core topic event · 2 mentions · first at
    The episode follows the event’s countdown posts, island setup, sponsors, artists, and aftermath reports (empty crowd, food complaints, livestream issues).
  • Firefest — Event · Background reference / comparison point · 7 mentions · first at
    Used as the notorious baseline for Billy McFarland’s credibility and for comparing the new event’s logistics and potential failure modes.
    Randomly in my feed and I was kind of fascinated. [snorts] I was really into the Firefest story. I know a lot of people were. It was a big deal. But this post with very little engagement. this only has 400 likes, right? So, I saw this. It's.
  • Diamond K — Place · Primary setting (event location) · 6 mentions · first at
    Presented as the tiny island where Phoenix takes place; discussed for size, safety, logistics (bathroom barge), and proximity to other islands.

Media & podcasts

  • H3 show — Media · Primary show / setting · 3 mentions · first at
    The transcript is from this show; referenced explicitly at the start and implicitly throughout as the platform for all segments.
    Welcome. It's the H3 show coming at you December 9th, 2025. It is Tuesday.
  • Avatar — Media · Referenced media (joke context) · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned during a tangent about XQC and later as a framing for a strange image/bit; also referenced as a family story on Pandora.
    Well, there's another Maybe the second photo will.
  • Momo — Character · Referenced horror figure (short-form video) · 2 mentions · first at
    Appears in a segment reacting to a scary/creepy video where a creator is 'under attack by Momo,' prompting discussion of production quality.
    [snorts and laughter] Lewis Anderson is under attack by Momo. Oh, no. Not Momo.
  • Dance Moms — Media · Referenced TV show (context for Abby Lee Miller) · 1 mention · first at
    Provides identification and background for Abby Lee Miller during the Facetune/photo-edit discussion.
    Yeah, we talked about one of her previous photos that was like crazy edited. She's from that show Dance Moms.

Full transcript with timestamps

Hello everybody. Welcome. It's the H3 show coming at you December 9th, 2025. It is Tuesday. Yes. You know, usually we're not here on Tuesdays, but we're having a winter wonderland bonanza till the end of the year when we go on our monthlong break.

Yeah. To serve you guys. And today is no exception. We've got a lot of great things to talk about. Really? We do. We do.

Um, let's take a look. Uh, by the way, just a reminder, sound by tournament, get in the Discord, share your opinions. Did you see any movement after

What's that? Did you see any interesting movement after our shout out yesterday?

Uh, there was some interesting movement on the vote tallies there. There wasn't any like I I was wondering if there would be any forgotten soldiers um that would pop up as suggestions. It's like, oh, [ __ ] that was this year. But yeah, I think we pretty thoroughly covered

okay uh all the deep cuts. Um but yeah, get to make your voice heard, rock the vote, all that good stuff.

One voice, one voice, one vote. Uh so shout out to uh Selena Gomez and Bennett Blanco.

Why are we shouting? Shout out. Yeah. You think that they're listening to you, Nate? You think that they're waiting by to get shout out? She's a singer at this like super super small niche out of the way nightclub.

They um it has like a it's like a Gomez. She speaks all in Spanish. It sounds weird like

they started off with that. You go in, you can dance, you could drink. Thank you, man. Nice to hear from you, Nate. I hope you're having a good day. Appreciate that. Um

it's allergy medicine. Thank you. So, we are going to finish translating the Trisha reality show. Ela is busy right now. She'll join us in a little bit. We also have the mis the mystery soda taste test. Guess the flavor a segment. That's right, folks.

Oh, we're doing that. We're doing that now. Now or never. We're doing that. You know.

Oh, yeah. Um and lots of other just fun stuff. It's just a fun episode today. Really, at the end of the day, isn't it? Ain't it?

Um I noticed you have not introduced our new co-host. You notice what? Our new co-host.

Oh, yeah. My bad. I should be more respectful. Can't believe it. Yes, you are. Don't become.

As you can tell, the demonic energy is radiating off this cursed object. It's the ghost of Rick James.

This of course a reference to the uh legendary video brought to all of our attention. So many of us had never seen it before.

Um but nobody had seen it, myself included until recently. None like in the audience and the crew. It was just a brand new video. genuine deep cut.

How'd you come across it? I just saw it on YouTube. Huh? No, wait. No, I saw it on a Reddit thread that linked to the YouTube video.

Interesting. Well, they were literally just people like talking about the funniest uh funniest videos they've ever seen.

Is this skeleton going to get us claimed? What is skeleton going to get us claimed?

Oh, I hope not. That would be spooky. That would be spooky. Talk about demonic.

And you know, it wasn't sheep to get either. It was like 5,000, I think. But night,

don't [ __ ] with me. It was quite a bit, but it's fine. I thought, wasn't it like a hundred bucks?

5.5. [snorts] Uh, so shout out to uh But what is interesting? So, yeah, if you guys didn't see it, [snorts] it's this drunk couple that's like thinks that the skeleton is possessed and they're both freaking out. It's very fascinating, but and and it cruces when the [snorts] skeleton starts bugging out and just going crazy. And but what we learned is if you push the button, it does kind of trip out if you push it too many times.

Yeah, I was spamming it earlier just to see what would happen. And Whoa. What are you trying to tell us? [screaming]

It has never said that before. It has never said that before. Get [screaming] out.

Show us again. Show us again. What do you want? So, Iris doesn't move his hands [screaming]

until 3. Oh, has never gone that far before. He's never gone that far before. Nothing.

Rocky's barking. I think he senses something in the room. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, Rocky.

Slow zoom on him. Oh my god, that's terrifying when he looks right in there. WHAT? What do you want? [screaming] Leave me alone. [screaming] Okay, maybe not. I don't want to temp with the the song.

In the name of Jesus. In the blood of the lamb. Ethan, he said, "Leave him alone.

Leave him alone." Do you see him? Leave me alone. Look at this picture closely. I'll squint your eyes. Turn your head sideways. [screaming]

Wow, what a terrifying co-host. Man, Halloween is that, bro. That is truly terrifying business there. So, apologies. We should give a spook warning uh in the title. And

yeah, I'll make sure that straight up. Look at the title. What's up with this title? very Oh, so the title is I was inspired actually by one of uh one of these alpha males that I really like, Owen Cook.

And as a man, I was sent this by the guys today and I [snorts] was like, if this is really the title and not a goof, this guy really, really, really gets it.

Yeah. His title is thus. And here's the thumbnail. Here he is. Here's the title. Why I'm a fat balding ginger with autism and more confident than you. Is ours in all caps here?

The end is Yeah. Exactly the same. I made sure. So, and then ours is What's ours?

Why I'm a fat old Jew with Tourette's and more confident than you. Yeah. I mean, that's true. I think he makes a good point. It's like why should a fat old Jew with Tourette's be more confident than you? [snorts]

Star of David Licker. Andy, [ __ ] you. Let's hear what he has to say. If you are the quote alpha, then what happens is a bunch of women come and affirm your frame. Okay? They come and they affirm your frame. So if you have

I guarantee you this guy gets no no play. I don't know, man. I don't know, man. I think I think this title made me feel like it was more likely that he was cuz he he's self um aware to a certain extent, I guess. Maybe maybe

we should talk to him. He should call in. I think it's time we we crossed the bridge.

He's always been in this weird nebula, like you know, he's like an alpha influencer, but he's so different than Andrew Tate and my Yeah, [clears throat] exactly.

Yeah. Um it's more about you. He's more about humiliating the guys, right? Than than judging the women,

right? Right. He's coming from a from a different angle, which is true. I mean, listen, we all uh improvement and change starts with him. So, he's absolutely right about that. Can we reach out to Owen Cook, uh, Morgan?

Yeah. Yeah, sure. We got to get him on. I'd really like to see him out of this like character because I I do feel he's in a character. Maybe if he called in, he could like kind of we could kind of penetrate that little

I'll try. I think I think Well, let I don't have to think. Let's get the man on the show. It's time to give this man his dues.

Yeah. like a strong man, women will come and they will attend to affirm that frame. Then what happens is because they're feeding your frame, it makes you even more alpha. So do you guys see how when I came in here, you guys were cheering for me?

Why the [ __ ] you guys don't greet me like this in the morning? What are you doing?

Well, first of all, we like kind of do. By the way, this is his seminar. This is literally like a a mediumsized classroom full of people.

It looks like Yeah. community college classroom. 60 bucks a pop. Hey, that's that's a payday right there.

Um the last time he did one, it was free. I don't [ __ ] [snorts] Ooh, you're telling me this is all he got for free?

For love of the game. Hey, he did fill that room up. That reduces the the grifter factor a little bit. If he's doing it for free, if he's just doing it for the love of the game,

we got to get Owen out here. We have to. We'll pay him. They are so excited, man.

Oh my god, look at him. Oh, he's kicking his feet. As a matter of fact, they might be paid to be there.

It's almost like it's not even a full classroom. It's like a half classroom. Yeah.

It's like one of those uh detachable buildings, you know, [snorts] that they do the annex

they get when you like run out of space at the school. Yeah. Like a trailer. Yeah. It's a trailer.

Bungalow. The bungalows. As cool as it is that I'm up here public speaking. Really what we're actually doing when you guys cheer for me. Let me try to show you guys what we're doing. And I appreciate it.

Daytona by Daytona. Please keep cheering for me. But what I'm saying is that was so rainbow uh bolt. Please clap coded.

So when you guys cheer for me, if you actually look at it, what we're really doing is because like I think one a good thing to do if you want to understand behavior is like pause and actually audit like what is behavior? Like what is behavior anyway? Like why do we do that? Like why are we making a noise? Like is Owen like just just Owen like this little guy? You know what's up with him? What you guys are really doing is you're saying hey buddy you know you put on this event for us. You flew here. You studied this a long time. We

Oh, and I hate to be the a buzzkill, but you're just describing like that they're happy to see you and they're grateful that you're there, which is why people clap.

He's kind of lowkey like, "Why the [ __ ] are you clapping for me? A bald fat uh idiot."

He answers. He goes, "You guys are happy to see me and I traveled to be here, right?"

I was like, "That's why they were clapping bud." It's almost like a reality check though to these weirdos coming. It's like you guys were clapping for me, bro. You guys

Let's see where it goes. Step it up. All of us in this room have kind of checked you out. We vetted you. We got a good vibe about you. And what we want to

Now, this is, by the way, 4 and a half hours long. Um, so I do plan on watching the whole thing. I'll try my best not to pause too much. Do

is we want to cheer for you so that you'll feel welcomed like you kind of have the consent of the group.

Bro, you're describing the purpose of a of applause. Thank you though. So anyway, shout out to Owen for the great title.

I [ __ ] with it. That That's painted him in a whole new light. I I really do [ __ ] with that title. So big up, man.

Okay. I do want to say though, neither of you are fat. I used to be once fat. Always.

Some people would say I'm fat. Wait. Yeah. We should We got to come up with a different adjective in the title.

Skinny. The same way. That is so powerful, man. Do you think I'm How about like How about like dumb?

Oh, damn, bro. About like why I'm a dumb old Jew with Tourette's. I say you're on um

How about weak? I'm a weak old I'm a weak old Jew with Tourette's. Weak. Well, I don't think we're going to find a better word than fat.

I think fat is good. To keep it up, Bakidia. You could say like flubby is good.

Funny. Flubby or, you know, like chubby. Chubby. Uh, but you're not. Why am I Why am I a thick? I don't know. Listen, guys. Throw around the Listen, guys. This is not fat stolen though.

Being a Jewish served. I've served. I've done my time. You're a veteran, but you're not active. You're not active duty.

Yeah. So what? You're not going to [ __ ] question a vet's military status. He served his goddamn country. He did his time.

He fought in the trenches. Yeah. Once once fat, ALWAYS FAT, BRO. FAT. I mean, that's a lot of these alpha guys. Hairy. Harry's funny. Graying.

You could say why I'm an ex fat old Jew. Petty old Jew. Really fat. I like fat. I'm sorry.

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the eye palette uh the second shipment is coming soon. But until then, we have this uh bundle of what we do have, which is the pen, the hydrating lip balm makeup,

and the blush, I believe these are called. Yes. See, I know stuff. Look at you. But of course, you can get each one individually. And this one is This is the big one. Everybody wants sold out. But again, we are getting new um a new shipment here soon. So, thank you to the reg. Great. I wanted to um [snorts] I know it's unorthodox, but you got to give people their flowers when they deserve them. I [snorts] want to congratulate Trump on winning his first ever peace prize. This was actually a big deal. I know he's been trying to get this one

for a while. He's been hungry for This is from um the um It's the Nobel, right?

Yeah, this is the Nobel. Oh, wow. Um Holy moly. Yeah, it's the Nobel. I Who else gives out peace?

That's true. Wait, hold on. What's Wait, FIFA. Kennity Center. I mean, it's a similar organization.

Wait, hold on. Trump participates in 2026 FIFA World Cup. World Cup. FIFA. Yeah, FIFA. It's the international organization that uh runs professional soccer. But they're why are they giving out peace prizes?

Is this some kind of mashup kind of thing? I am happy to announce that as of Trump's second term, the worldwide soccer teams are no longer at war.

Wow. They're I don't think they were at war, but they they're currently not they're still there's a current

there's a period of peace happening where the soccer teams aren't killing one another

and that's because of Trump. It It's happening while Trump's president. Oh, okay. Well, so okay. I don't know why FIFA is giving him a world, but obviously the Nobel one is the bigger one. Do you have a clip of that?

No, I don't believe he's um been awarded that. What? Yeah. Then what's what is it?

This is your peace prize. Yeah, I think I think that ceremony did just recently happen. I think it was given to a Venezuelan activist

uh you know, from the country that Trump's currently preparing to invade. Yeah.

So, I love FIFA. They're so corrupt. They don't give a [ __ ] about anything. That

[ __ ] is so They're like the most openly corrupt organiz and the fact that it's the red hair guy giving it to them.

I have a red hair. Today I feel Today I feel like invading Venezuela. Today I feel

mega gay. Have you ever seen the oil fields of Venezuela? Disabled. Act beautiful. Red hair.

African. Well, how else do you feel, sir? Today I feel Arab. Arab. Good. Today I feel uh Qatari.

Okay. Good. What about South American? Today I feel uh gay. Gay. Nobody asked that. Okay. All right. Weird guy.

He said that. A beautiful medal for you that you can wear Ethan. Everywhere you want to go.

Yeah. Audio sounds all gobblede. Uh, that's what you want me to read? [snorts] Gobble is nuts,

dude. Y snorkel 4926 for that layup. I really appreciate you. Thank you for the donation. I'll gobble those nuts for for that.

That's really good. I'm a cheap D. I'll gobble them nuts. Store of David Liquor. Andy [ __ ]

I'll I'll gobble your nuts for a um mediumsized uh Big Mac meal from McDonald's.

Are you just saying that you want to order McDonald's? I'm just saying that's like $10.

Oh, okay. Yeah. No, I don't I don't want to order that. Gotcha. Right now. Okay.

Oh, yeah. You can wear it wherever you want. I'm sorry. There's a very important detail I have to point out. My favorite part of this. If you could rewind it to before he picks up the metal

for you that you can wear. Now, what? Wait, look at his face. Look at his face. And then watch how he grabs the metal out of

You look like a monkey. He looks like Homer Simpson. Oo. The way the fuckar right now.

He's so funny though. Right now. So funny. He went he literally went pretty and he says I'll wear it right now.

Fantastic. Wow. Excellent. And what is this for? Uh FIFA president. What is this for?

This is your piss prize. Piss p. Piss prize. Yeah, the peace prize. No, no, I didn't say peace. I said piss prize.

Yeah. I mean, if you listen closely, you piss the most people off. Yeah. I feel uh corrupt today.

I want to give Where is he from before? Whose accent am I making from? He's Italian, I believe.

He's not I don't think he might be Arab. I don't know. I don't think he's he's Giani.

He's gay. He's Swedish. Something tells me he's I can't Swiss Italian. Yeah, that's all good. M

white. Oh, good. Go ahead. White loser. No, but he's a red head. Where's your head? I never seen white.

Where's your red hair? Yeah, he's a red head, bro. [snorts] Come on now. So, anyway, huge congrats to Trump

for finally winning the peace prize and we can all celebrate up about it now. Maybe he's [snorts] got his fill.

Um, and congratulate him. Neil Patrick Harris and Abby Lee Miller are letting their natural beauty shine through. And isn't that nice to see? Let's take a look. [snorts]

Yeah, we talked about one of her previous photos that was like crazy edited. She's from that show Dance Moms.

Oh wow. That's Oh my god, bro. She posted this. Yeah. And so Neil Patrick Harris responded said, "What did you do to my face?"

Holy [ __ ] I find it so crazy when people do this. This happens so often where they do like facetune on their face and they're so fixated on themselves they don't see what they did to the person next to them because it kind of auto does it.

Whatever she did looks much better. His looks better, but it doesn't look anything like her.

I don't know what she looks like. She don't look like that. I'll tell you that.

Not like that. Her name is Abby Lee Miller. Let me pull that up. Yeah, we've done this before.

I don't know who it is. We talked about it recently. She was the one that was on the uh the mobility scooter.

What? This is her? Yeah. Mhm. Remember we watched that clip there where she she got yelled at in a theater and she rolled out and

took her mobility scooter to the police. That's funny. Wait, that was her? She's not even mobile.

Was this [ __ ] Yeah. Uh she's not a nice lady. Sure. But that's her. And that's also her.

Yeah. Uh yeah, I didn't know that was Neil Patrick. Squint your eyes when I saw.

Yeah. I don't know if you guys have seen um what I look like when I Facetune. I think it looks still like me, but it ends up something like this.

You're saying that's you? That's me fa with a little bit of face tune. I don't know if there's that much face tune available.

Come on now. What's in the box? Wow. How interesting. [snorts] And Neil Patrick Harris, I mean, he's getting up there, right? You know, Patrick Harris.

Uh, yeah. I mean, he don't look he looks good, don't get me wrong. How old is this? How old? 52.

He looks good for his age. I would say. Yeah. I mean, but so this is like a real person's face, right?

Yeah. Right. And then hers. What the [ __ ] Well, he looks better in real life than he does in this edited version.

Definitely. I don't know. He looks like is looking really good here. You know what he looks like, Ethan? He looks like when they on the Reddit when they kept erasing your features.

Yes, the egg. Well, I sent an Instagram link to a real face tune of you. Yours.

Let's take a look. More truthful there on the on the Instagram post there. What do you mean face tune? That's what I look like.

No, that's not it. That's not the real one. How not? Hairline's correct. Eyebrows, eyes are correct. Nose is correct. Mustache, lip, everything's correct. Your eyes look kind of green there.

Well, they are a little green. They're haz. No, they're not. Whatever you say, bro.

I've been bouncing on it for too long. Get off it. I know that. This is me with a face tune.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that's love that guy. I love that guy. That's you, bro. This is definitely me in my narco era.

Yeah. Senor Klein numero do. Sorry, I'm stupid. Anyway, Jojo Siwa, who's still friends with James Charles, by the way. [snorts]

Do we have a list of people still associating with him, No. Well, you just scroll his his Instagram. They're all

We don't have a list going, but Jojo doing her thing at the Ball of America. Okay, let's see.

Jojo, [ __ ] you, you weirdo creep. You're friends with James Charles. Unforgivable. At this point, you support Listen, I'll give you a little more grace, period. But if I see you one more time with James, you're just pro you're just pro child abuse. Like I don't know how else to put it. I don't I don't I get he's your friend and all that, [snorts] you know, which sucks. I've had friends that I've had to disconnect with over the years. A few of them actually. And it it sucks, Jojo. But the dude's a child predator.

Okay. Let's do something. Let's take a stance on something. If you don't stand for something, what will you fall for, Dan? That's a line from Hamilton. That Burr famously said, Dan,

what do you fall? Yeah, Dan. Anything? Doesn't Hamilton say it to Burr? What are you looking

Oh, you're right. Yeah, Hamilton does say it to Bur. You're a fake fan, bro. What kind of affirmation are you looking for?

Just like a a good reference. It was pretty enjoyable. Just Just I don't remember that part. If what if you don't stand for something, what do you fall for, bro?

It happens at the end of the uh Are you sure that was in the show? I don't remember that.

Oh, that's I know it's there. Okay, you're not going to gaslight me, dude. Defend it, you [ __ ] weird bootlicker. Star of David Licker. Andy, [ __ ] you.

Whoa. Star of David Licker. Jewish. [snorts] Is that like a wall kisser? Uh, by the way, XQC is defending the Jewish people in that clip, much like our beloved Charlie.

I hate Jews so [ __ ] much, man. He is. He actually Whoa. Feel like you don't usually use that one.

That's the harshest one. Yeah. No, but I do. Every time we do say it, I do disclose that he was actually making fun of anti-semit.

Damn you Jews. Yeah. Not. Yeah, those he sounds more jokey. The other one. I was eating Cheerios this morning and I had one that wasn't a perfect circle. It's the [ __ ] Jews trying to brainwash me again.

Hey, who's excited for Avatar? Dan. Jews. You still going? Why would this stop me from going to see Avatar?

No reason. What is What does that matter? Well, there's another Maybe the second photo will.

Yeah. Okay. What about this one? He posted this, by the way. What? Wait, this isn't He's saying this is a real photo, bro. You could have made this an AI in 2 minutes.

Face makeup by me. Makeup looks good. No, it looks like computerenerated. But body paint, costume, styling, photo. The [ __ ] are you talking about? This is a AI image.

Okay. Are there little ice dragons and Pandora? Mhm. Uh, I don't know about ice dragons. Well anyway.

Anyways, Jojo, the real question is, is there are there child Pandora? I was just thinking the same thing. Keep your damn

tentacles away from my kids. There are kids. It's ultimately it's a story about family. You know, Avatar story about [snorts] love. That's Podora. That's a different planet.

Um, here is another shot for you fans of Avatar. Yeah. Play the Jojo clip, man. What is happening?

Why are you upset, Jo? I just I don't Hello. Are you upset? What's wrong with showing that he has a fetish for Avatar?

I don't think that's what's going on. Might be desperation. All right, here's um Jojo.

We got to bring Ela in here. She loves this dance. One more time. Yeah, this isn't fair without Ela.

Oh, here she goes. Honestly, I don't hate it. And I think it's creative. That's her original dance.

I don't know if it's her original dance. I never seen anyone [ __ ] I guess not. Me neither. convulsing like that on stage. Put that mic down. Boom. Boom. Flare. Hit him. Smile. Go. Yeah. Is she still dating a man?

I don't know. Oh, by the way, this is just suggested. I'm going to I'm just clicking it cuz it's so funny.

Here, I wonder. This is from today. It's very short. And also shouts out to Ethan Klein once again who has [snorts] consistently collaborated with Asmin Gold. Even

does anyone remember that? Got Casey trying to apologize to Asmin Gold. And does anybody remember my constant collaborations with Asmin Gold? I must have blocked that out of my mind.

I do not I do not remember a single one, let alone constant. Uh but okay. Shout out to Hassan who

By the way, Ethan is literally behaving like Israel. This is like Israel style behavior. Uh-huh. I think that was a nightmare you had, Hassan, that you're misremembering. I got to throw this yogurt out. It's getting growth.

No. Shut him up. Turn it off. I'm in it. [snorts] Stop right there, sir. You said too much. [snorts] I'm speaking of star uh star David Licker. We have the original one here. [snorts] Oh, we did. You're right. Asmin called into the show like five years ago

to [snorts] talk about the but he was friends with Hassan back then. Hassan actually was the one frequently collaborating with them. He called in one time

to talk about the Blizzard drama. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean that was one time five years ago. I don't know frequent defines that. Anyway, [snorts] go up, pop off, king.

Being a being Jewish and and and being pro-Israel government is two different things, dude. Defend it, you [ __ ] weird bootlicker, dude. Star of David Licker, Andy, [ __ ] you. Like, okay. I mean, that's [ __ ] weird as [ __ ] I think that's it's a weird it's a weird endeavor to partake. I'll say [snorts] XQC has is always been based on social issues. Um, [snorts] he's kind of based. I like XQC. [ __ ] it.

I also I'm very Olivia coded about XQC. Is he your type? Whoa. I just I just Listen,

I like him. I like the guy. You think he's cute? Not we're not doing that. But you said you're Olivia coded. What else?

Well, Olivia Oliv because Olivia understands that. He It's just good to see him have good takes.

When I saw him in person, I saw his like style necklace. I I liked him, too. Just say what you want.

That's why you guys like him, but that was what that's what I wanted to say. I feel like you're

You smell very nice. Do you think he looks like he smells nice? He does not look like he smells nice. But you like that.

He actually he probably has really nice cologne. You know, he s Yeah, he smell nice.

Did you say he does smell nice, AP? Yeah, he does. He must have really nice cologne. He must [snorts]

also kind of twinkish if that's your type. I don't know. No, I not No, just very slend.

Well, who is the guy that Olivia loves? What's his name? Uh Pete. Yeah, he's a little too uh uh he's too bad.

He's too bad boy. It's unwell star of David. Well, okay. There you go. We You have a lot of fans on this show, XTC. You know, he's very rich, very successful. Good takes, pro gamer. What more do you need in a man? Mhm. [snorts and laughter] Lewis Anderson is under attack by Momo. Oh, no. Not Momo. Is that like Zuzu?

No, not worse. worse than Zozo. No. What? Is it grabbing his stretching his tongue?

Yeah. So, this is all just a preview. But this is a preview. Yeah. I Yeah. Some of the top comments say, "I love how you showed me the whole video before the video."

Yeah. What are you doing, man? This is It's like a short ass video. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] I don't like that.

This is terrifying. Oh my god. [ __ ] Looks like Michael Jackson. Wait, this production. This is pretty good. It's like a multi-shot.

Whoa. We don't like all that. The greatest filmmakers of our of our age. His shot. I mean, it's nice. It's well shot, don't you think?

Yeah, of course it is. What was that? Uh, sound design. Ever heard of it? Oh, I like this shot.

Lighting from the bottom. Really good, bro. You can't just move on. You're going to scream.

What kind of insane was possible? Wa! Wait, this is so unsettling. Did it start or are we still doing the preview?

It's still It's still going. It started. It started. No, no, it started. Hey, shut up.

Right here. Right here. This part. Hit the button. That button. Look at the What the hell, bro?

No, that's my That's That's my airhead. That's my fruit by the foot. I see your tongue still.

Me and my sister fighting over the last fruit by the foot. Whoa. Gooey. Sounded gooey.

Oh, it started over. Yeah. [snorts] Wow. Well, there it is. I love this man. Wow.

It really doesn't get better. Oh my god. He's drowning in a pool of blood. Husband's last message to wife after falling in river. I think

last message. Yeah, this is a horrible last message. Don't leave that as your her final memory of you. You'd be better off just perishing and with some dignity, man.

She cut her all screaming. Oh, here it is. Oh, honey. I don't have a Are you okay?

I had an accident. Listen. Listen. You got to You got to comfort her, bro. What is this? You're going to ruin her life with this.

Pull it together, dude. This No, this is how they should have ended the Titanic. Just have Jack screaming like, "Bro, it's so cold. It's so cold. I'm fooling.

You seem like you're I mean, you seem like you're above water. [snorts] You're not moving at all. It seems like you might be in a decent

He's got that covered, bro. Watch here. Listen to me, baby. He broke his back. I just wanted to say to him, I'm so sorry.

I know. I don't know if this music is claim city. Uh, I love the DJ Kellen give going on.

Oh, he's running. Uh, he I feel like his usually don't get claimed. We've watched quite a few.

Pregnancy. Can't say for certain. I'm so sorry. No, I'm not going to be there to get to see the way you're born.

You're going to be an amazing mom. I just wanted you to laugh. I know I know that I'm always going to be watching down on her. I love you. I love you, baby. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oh no. Oh no. She can't help you, bro. It's a video message. Come on now. That is a horrible.

That was not his best work. What? It has 1.2 million likes on Instagram. How dare you? Oh, I heard SP the Spider-Man one is good.

Stay with me. Spider-Man fails to save his girlfriend. Ooh. Oh no. So [ __ ] Wait, that happens in the movie, right?

Yeah. In one of them. Mhm. She's really [ __ ] up for kids. Yeah. Oh no. Oh yeah, that's right. It's like Wait. [singing]

This is so [ __ ] me. Please. Just breathe. Get her to a [ __ ] hospital, bro. Get on with it, bro. This shit's too long. Yeah, it's trying out.

I get He does not look like he smells nice. Not in that state. He looks like he's been just finished a battle or something.

Yeah. Oh, this is a still shot coming soon. Nice. What? Doctor hiding in closet with baby during shooting.

Jesus, that's too dark. Look at him, bro. Like [ __ ] Stanley Cubri. Yes. I told you this guy.

Look at the whole crew and [ __ ] Well, he uh I remember he made an announcement that he's starring in in in like a real movie in a feature film, I should say.

Oh, great. Tik Tok. Yeah. No, exactly. I didn't want to denigrate his work. So, he makes cinema. [snorts] It's just he's making a featurelength film.

Well, shout out Momo. Um next up, checking in on my old friend Gary B who's famous for um making out with his dad.

gone sexual. Exactly. To me, that's why he's famous. Different perspective. Watch this clip and then tell me what it is. Try to guess what it is they're talking about.

Okay. Life is about knowing everything about 13-year-olds, but you're in the jungle with them. I have to watch from above.

Thank you, man. You're welcome, bro. My whole life is about knowing everything about 13-year-olds, but you're in the jungle with them. I have to watch from above.

Oh, yeah. I actually got it. Thank you, man. You're welcome. So he's saying he is 13. He's saying you're in the fray bro.

Yeah, you're I'm just trying to scam you guys. Yeah, my business is trying to please you all for your whatever money you have,

right? Thank you, bro. Right. I mean, that that's the only explanation. Thank you, bro.

Welcome, bro. My whole life is about knowing everything about 13-year-olds, but you're in the jungle with them. I have to watch from above.

I have to watch from the window. I have to watch from the tree branch. You're welcome, bro. I have to watch through the people.

I have to watch from above. The watch from the security cameras I installed in the bathroom.

Is his target audience really 13-year-old boys? [gasps] No. Can't be. Right. He does. Well, he sells like trading cards and [ __ ] He's like And always talking about Pokemon cards and stuff.

He's such a [ __ ] I I feel like it's probably like Yeah. Like uh late high school. I also think he's if I don't know why I defending Gary Vee here. I don't actually care. But what he probably means is like in marketing and trends, you know, what teenagers like is very important in that world. Uh because it usually shows what the next big thing is going to be. So he's probably talking more in that sense of like he's always looking for like what's trendy or whatever. But when you're just actually 13, you don't even think about it. You just are doing it.

You're in the thick of it. So anyway, are you into poke? Do you want a Pokemon card? Uh, kid.

By the way, tell me if I'm doing this right. So, it goes at an angle. Uh, wait.

And to the side like this, right? More in. More like this or the other way? No.

Wasn't it out? Yeah. Oh, like this. No. So, I don't remember you pointing it out.

Pull up the video again. All right, let's pull up the video. Point it to the side of the nose.

Yeah, but which side? The the out side. Yeah, there you go. like this. I got it.

Millions of Americans spring their neck piece. That's because the bleeding. So, you have to shake it. Make sure it comes out. And you're going to tilt your head down like this.

And what happens is most people go up like this. That's just going to actually just spray your bone in the nose here. You want towards the ear like this.

Spray. I aim towards the ear. So, I had it right. Aim towards the ear. Spray. Snore [snorts] slowly. for the Mayo Clinic News Network.

You didn't aim to uh you had it you really got to like crank it to the side. You aimed inwards to the bone. You got to aim it right here like this. [snorts]

Yeah, I guess it was right. No, it's better than No, this is right in this is just touching the side of my nose. It's not even I can feel the hole

cuz the hole goes into the side up here under your eye. Yeah, but if I did it here, it would just hit the squall of my nose. I feel like I want to do again another one.

How about you look into my butthole? Why would I want to do How is that supposed to help me right now?

I'm such an [ __ ] I agree. Like you're also supposed to keep your head down if you can. I think it might not be long enough, too. Maybe. Seems like it's short.

I think I nailed it. That one looked good. I felt that one. Yeah, that looked like an

boom. Take that, G. I have to watch from above. shout out. Um, let's see here. The fire. Okay, this just showed up randomly in my feed and I was kind of fascinated. Um, [snorts] I was really into the Firefest story. I mean, I know a lot of people were. It was a big deal. But this post with very little engagement. I mean, this only has 400 likes, right? So, I saw this. It's Billy uh Mike Mitchell or something. Billy something. He's the guy who organized it. He went to jail. And then he

Oh. Oh. Oh. The Firefest guy. Yeah. He went to jail for fraud and then like he was banned from operating a business for a long time.

Billy McFarland. Billy McFarland. Thank you. So he's back. [snorts] And um he's doing it again. But here's the thing. It's no longer called Fire. It's called Phoenix Rising from the ashes.

Sick. Clever, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And um [snorts] so what's interesting is this is 11 days till Phoenix, but it's all here. I can watch it all going down day by day.

So Oh, makes me this [ __ ] gives me allergies. You should stop using that. It just it's just itching your nose too much.

I mean, it it it stopped eventually [snorts] and then I think it helps. Just push through. Anyway, so here is uh Billy McFarland. McFarley,

you did say Billy Mitchell at [snorts] first, which is that video game Donkey Kong. Yeah.

All right. Anyway. [snorts] All right. Tik Tok. Thank you. Instagram. Instagram idiot. Dumbass.

No, it's going to remute it when you do that. Follow mix. And we're going to do a little walk through for everybody questioning. Here's the main stage going up. The palapa roof is almost almost done here in the main stage. And let's check out the flooring upstairs. What's happening? He's building a house. Going upstairs.

I've gotten a lot of comments saying it's not 4,000 ft. We'll let you guys judge for yourself. It's really massive up here. We're going to have full waterproof coverage on the whole stage area. The artist area is going to go back there fully covered as well. It's one giant palapa all getting created.

I'm going to walk all the way across behind the stage is Why is this guy following him

with a machete? Wait, what's is that guy threatening him? I don't know. Is he doing this under threat of violence?

I think I don't know. We're building the barrier to separate the back of the house. Clean everything up. Island is looking really, really nice. For everybody asking, there's one bathroom there, but we have 10 bathrooms around.

Well, you can explain who's to do with the [ __ ] giant sword behind you following you everywhere

on Monday. Wait, actually, what is happening, bro? It's for his defense with a machete.

Yeah, you got squad. Is he going to go to [ __ ] arm combat? You never know here, bro.

I'm scared of that guy. Really massive area up here on the stage. I did not notice the machete wielding, gentlemen. Watch.

Is he being forced to do this? That's what it looks like, right? Or is it like really unsafe for him to be there? So, he has needs like armed security. Well, you'll learn. He's actually on a tiny tiny [snorts] island.

Like this is the whole island of an eyelet. I don't know how long it's going to be.

Looks like we got some guys checking in. There's Nathan running the pay-per-view. That's Nathan.

Got some guys coming to check out the work. This is crazy. Isn't this nuts? This is [clears throat] like when they open Jurassic World.

We just finished the swing after Jurassic Park. Don't rush it, bro. Um, why is it always a rush? Why you always rushing, bro? You've had all this time, years. Take an extra few days.

Uh, looks [snorts] like there's one left. Get on there, bro. You're being followed by a armed man.

Just built these great swings right here. Where's his bodyguard? By the way, there's this huge big ass festival. Three swings. We just built these. It's great.

So, it actually we have we have entertainment now. It took place actually. Yeah. Well, don't ruin the surprise, AB. I have the whole thing.

Okay. I didn't know if it took place. Yeah. Yeah, I know that. That's the whole story.

Usually the story is that these things don't work out, but that's [snorts] the twist. Well, don't do spoilers.

I ain't say it was good or bad. He does not look like he smells nice. Yeah, I don't think so.

Super nice over the water. Is he trying to send like a message? I feel like you know how how when people are trapped or held uh captive like they they they pretend to do a little vlog and then there's secret messaging in here. I feel like we should be looking out

details. I agree. We should keep watching for these armed guys. Yeah. Well, if he's in distress, I mean,

hola. Are we Are we going to do anything about it? No. I mean, I'd be inclined to maybe look into helping him.

Hola. Ola. Uhoh. See if RL does his job. There he is. That's him. He's talking [ __ ] too. He goes, "Let's see if Raml does his job."

Bro, what do you do around here? No. Is that a knife for real? Yeah, it's a machete.

Why does he just have it over his shoulder? What's going on here? I don't know what that means.

Okay, you're doing great work there, uh, Billy. Yeah, I really liked when he said, "Lola,

he he's really taking the bull by the horn here at this Phoenix Festival." Yeah. Is this good? Secured.

Secured. Swing works. Yeah. Who cares? There's three swings, man. The swing works.

You're dropping the swings. Oh, my mic's out. Grab that. This is crazy content, bro.

From the swings. You can see the main stage going up right behind me. Bro, there's three swings.

This You're giving it too much weight on the swings. It makes me nervous for the rest of the

It seems like this is like a an event meant for maybe like 80 to 100 people. Like a private event like

Yeah. I don't think this qualifies as a festival. I don't know if he knows that. We have a sponsor logo going right there front and center. Right there on the big main stage.

Cool. Over here with Sundance and Mike. Sundance. Where are the speakers going to be? Seven days until Phoenix.

So that's So that's part one. Okay. Sundance and Mike. And I was like, is this really him? And then you click and it is really him. It's really him. Okay. So no spoilers. Let's go down.

Can [snorts] I see the the the flyer or like who's headlining and all that? Oh, you'll find out all that. Um, where were we?

This is so exciting. Damn, the mission guys and everything. Wait, [snorts] which one did we watch it?

I think you passed it. It said just watched. Oh, it did. Yeah. Let me know if you see it.

We just passed it. [sighs] Bottom [snorts] left. Scroll down one more. That was the one that we just watched.

This? Yep. How do you know? It doesn't say just watched. It started on that when it looped. It looked just like that.

Okay. But you Okay, whatever. So, anyway, this is the next one for the Phoenix golden ticket.

So, golden ticket bid has hit 11,000 guys. The auction ends today, everybody. [snorts]

And this is from one week ago. So, this is truly like tick down to doomsday. Someone actually bid at 11K on that.

I mean, according to him, he This man does fraud for a living. [clears throat] $11,000. Given that we are 10 days from Phoenix and all that's happened over the years and all that's taken to get here, it's pretty crazy that we can just rip a ticket on eBay and have the bids go for more than most other major cultural events. I really just want to thank you guys and I can't wait to welcome you all here December 6 and hopefully welcome many more watching live from around the world on pay-per-view. It's been a crazy ride and I can't wait to show you what we've been building for the past 8 years.

Eight [ __ ] years, bro. [snorts] Should be awesome. Did he build the island? He went out and put sand in the ocean. That's the only thing I can imagine taking.

Eight years. He just finished the swings now. That's not Hey, it takes a long time to make an island from scratch, bro.

That's wild. Anyways, this actually the launch day was the day I started watching these. Oh, it was on December 6th, I think he said.

Wow. [snorts] Where and I I was I felt like I was special. I found some really unique thing that nobody was looking at. Like again, this has 260 likes. This is

this is underground business. I can't believe you didn't snag a ticket when you were in on the ground floor.

Well, it was too late. It was already happening. Like, as I was watching the the event was popping off.

Damn. How [snorts] unfortunate. Here's the website, by the way. Um, it's so laggy. I can't scroll. It's super jittery.

That's weird. Look at this. What the [ __ ] Yeah. 2025. It's probably just a big ass video in the background that takes a long time to load.

Holy [ __ ] This website is unusable. Oh, here we go. Wait, don't don't show that. I'm going to hit the I'm going to hit the video button.

Okay. No spoilers. It showed the It showed the artist. No spoilers. [snorts] Why is it so laggy? The [ __ ] is going on here? Is it like

It's not like that for me. That's Oh, it's not. Let me go um Let me go incognito. [snorts] Yeah, it's lagging. I can't use it.

Do you need to show anything on the website? Not really. Just kind of shocked. I mean, I haven't visited a website this bad in [ __ ] in probably damn near two decades or more.

It's impressive, actually. Oh, there's the layout. That's interesting. It's just a little

So, the main stage, you guys, just to give you an idea of how small the island is. The [snorts] main stage seems to be taking up like an eighth

Yeah. of the entire island. Now, may I ask, is it a main stage if there's no other stages? It's just the stage. Like,

that would probably just be stage. It insinuates that there are more stages. Yeah. I don't see

but I don't I don't see any other ones. There's only And by the way, so you have six umbrellas, two sofas.

Yeah. [snorts] You have And then here you have another sofa. Where the swings? That's where I want to get to. That's where I want to be.

Uhhuh. I'm going to wait in line for the swing. Uh I'm guessing around five would be the swings.

Why is it not on the map? Like I want I want that on the map, bro. Maybe. 16 and 13. May I ask?

Uh 16 drone show from your brand with your brand. Watch from a VIP boat, bro. It's just

You didn't even get to go to the island. You just got on a boat and went out like

Yeah. 50 ft. I think the VIP boat's the furthest view. Wait, there's an umbrella in the ocean.

Tell him to bring out the whole ocean. Oh, I actually did see that. There are umbrellas in the ocean. And it was super confusing.

You know what? Cuz this is probably just this big sand bar. Like I was wonder they're calling it an island, but it's probably just a sandbar. Like I don't know if you guys are familiar where this the sand is just in a bar.

Yeah. Above the water. It's a bar. We're having a ball at the bar. Let's keep it going. So that's where we Oops.

This is the new one. So then now we're here. We got fire on the island, folks. What the hell? Phoenix happens in 9 DAYS AND THINGS ARE STARTING TO NOT GO WELL.

SHUT UP. WAIT, is that in your country you're all staring? In my country, we're all green.

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO ME AT Phoenix Live on pay-per-view. Oh, so I think you guys are right. They were leaning into the guy with the knife thing.

Oh, yeah. That guy was working but following him. I don't think that was a bit. He didn't even acknowledge him up until the end when he started talking to some other dude off screen. [snorts] Um, again, this is kind of a good promotional video. 590 likes. Ain't nobody watching this [ __ ]

Go to gdx.tv. The link IS IN MY BIO. [screaming] [ __ ] Phoenix in 9 days and things.

I think that's pretty good. Keep You're killing it, Billy. Back to the updates here. 2000 on this one.

You said it couldn't be done. The main stage is ready to go. We're looking for one last sponsor to put their logo front and center.

By the way, eight years in the making, this brand's going to be immortalized in both the pay-per-view and the documentary. We will see you guys here in exactly 8 days. All of you guys who said it couldn't be done. The

So, there he is. Okay, we're getting closer. Vision for Fire is finally coming to fruition in just 7 days. Yesterday, I gave you guys a little glimpse of what the stage looks like, but now I'm going to walk up here and show you just how big it really is. Fully roofed across approximately 4500 square ft. I know you guys don't seem to agree with that, but that's what it is. I can't wait to see you guys all here in exactly 7 days. Thank you guys for helping me make my dreams finally come true. We're getting the finishing touches all done here with the carpentry, the woodwork, and the leaves.

This isn't about you, Billy. About the festival goers. Yeah. What about your dream?

Who cares about your dream? You're an organizer. You should just make the [ __ ] event, brother. You're not the star.

Dumbass, weirdo, scammer, fraud. Is there a crypto coming along with this? That's

surely. That's a really good question. That's not all. And the sound equipment starts coming in in a couple days. We will see you guys here on Saturday, December 6th. Vision for finally is finally coming.

Yeah, we're getting close. Sorry, maybe I missed the beginning. Is this guy like just paying for this himself?

I mean, who knows, right? I see he's trying to get sponsors, but like Well, I I who knows. I mean, the original Firefest, he got a bunch of investors, but that was the fraud cuz he lied to them,

right? That's not fraud. I mean, I have a hard time believing people will give him money, but somebody's paying for this [ __ ]

I would call that a fraud, right? Probably some crypto, bro. Not trying to back this up.

This is the island, by the way. Yeah. Look how small it is. This is the festival of the year right here.

Wow. You know what's funny about this? You can't escape. Yeah, that's true. What if firefest you could at least like walk away from it?

What if there's a fire? Well, at least, you know, hopefully you can swim. Talking [ __ ] online. We've been building out an island in the middle of the Caribbean. In 6 days, 400 of us are going to experience the magic and beauty of Diamond Key and Utilla. For the rest of you who don't have the balls to come, we'll be streaming live on paper,

bro. It's not a cou It's It's not a matter of courage, right? So, there's only 400 people there.

How could that pay for all this? How can a 400 person festival pay for all this? Like, how much is a festival ticket? I know they're pricey, but not that price. A couple hundred bucks for a ticket.

They range around like 300 to like 500 bucks. So, let's say 300 cuz this I know this ain't no premier ticket price.

Yeah. 300 times 400. 120,000. I mean, I'm sure labor is a lot cheaper out there, but still I don't know. The mathematics on this is dubious.

Well, we can find out. How much does a is a ticket? Probably. I'm looking it up right now.

Friday, December 6th. Thank you for making my dreams come true. Stop saying while you've been talking [ __ ] online,

Ethan, he says building out an island. So, is love right? I don't know. It could be.

What's that island's name? Well, there's lots of tiny little It's Yeah, probably

islands in the Caribbean like that. It's called Diamond K, and it's an island in the middle of nowhere pretty much.

Diamond. On the website, it says build. You click build and then it says uh what's your sponsor's name and yeah

Diamond [snorts] K British Virgin Island. Yeah, it's a tiny located just off Jos Van Dyk in the British Virgin Isles in the Caribbean at low tide yada yada Bob's drunk uncle. That's it.

Yeah, it's 500 [clears throat] general admission. 500 3500 for sixperson VIP artist pass 140,000

what does that mean artist private roundtrip flight from Miami with artist stay in the same area as Billy and the artist full VIP experience

wait what does a artist pass mean like you get to hang out you get yeah you get to hang out the artist and fly in with the artist

$140,000 Mhm. Nobody bought that. $140,000. Nobody bought that [ __ ] All right, let's let's see where we're at here. We're getting really close.

You know what that You know what's just a real short little boat ride away from from [snorts] Diamond K?

Uh, is that Epstein's am? Yeah. Oh [ __ ] No way. That's just one nice little Just a hop, a skip, and a jump. Yeah. Or was it? It was like one of these. So, there you go.

Damn. You could, you know, you could buy yourself an island out there for sure. What's property like out there in the Caribbean these days? Willie Mack, by the way, who dropped a new video I haven't watched yet, but check it out. It's always good. He's in chat. He says, "The island is 3 in above sea level." That sounds about right. Hopefully hopefully there's not a high tide on that day. Hopefully he thought about that. The whole island gets washed away.

Hope you can swim. Yeah, definitely know how to swim. Listen, if you're going to this event, know how to swim. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah. For you, the creator of Raspberry Music, KBP. Sorry, but I just had to show you guys so you believe it. Artist pass 140,000 private roundtrip flight from Miami with artists. Stay in the same area as Billy. That's not a an artist. Full VIP experience throughout the weekend.

Same corner of the room. Alien who can afford 140,000 is such a sucker. Sap. Ooh, I get to be near Billy.

Bro, we'll be performing live at Phoenix 2025. We will see you all in 5 days. You know who he reminds me of right now? You guys are going to love this. is some islands for around uh 500k.

And how big are they? Uh this is a entry level island it says. Yeah, 500k is a pretty good deal for a island. This is who he reminded me of.

Okay, guys, let's do a super tornado siren. [screaming] This one is the creator of rasp music. KVP L aliens.

Yo, I actually got a legit good warning from him the other day. Sorry, I can't hear you.

I saw I saw a post from from Frankie here that the Santa Ana winds were so Oh my god. By the way, just to pause it, it was so beautiful yesterday. Eh,

for island, it was warm and so delightful. We were all in the backyard at like 7 8:00 and it was so nice. Is that what you're saying Dan?

No, not at all. The Santa Ana winds were were flowing. I guess that can be nice at night.

I don't like when they I don't like the Santa Any Not while Frankie McDall is screaming,

right? But it was about Frankie. Oh, what' you say about Frankie, though? I don't want to say it again.

Say it. Tell me. Oh, great. Now you're forced to say it. Great. Let's see what's the um let's see what's the traffic like on K Island.

Yeah, let's It's actually uh Diamond K, right? Diamond K. Well, Damn, it doesn't even show up on the [ __ ] satellite. That's a small ass island.

Low traffic. Yeah, I know. It looks real cool here. Jesus. Oh, wait. Let me turn on the traffic layer. Oh, it was on. Okay, my bad. Uh, well, maybe you're trying to get to Diamond K. And so, you're you're flying over to

There you go. I don't think you can fly. Do they have their own version on on Diamond K?

I don't think they do. You probably need a boat or swim. Yeah, you need a boat. I don't even think you can fly to this island. You need to drive fly to another island.

What a [ __ ] nightmare that is. Yeah. To Belle. [snorts] On Thursday um of that weekend, you fly in via recommended flights.

That's how they did the firefest. They put everybody on these pre-chartered planes and

you jump on a parachute to land on the island. So, here we go. We have some data here for uh it looks like this is St. John, which is actually in the US Virgin Islands.

Shout out. If you are in the city of Cruz Bay and you are looking to get up into the interior of the island here, well, you're not going to have any issues cuz it's all green.

Yeah. Back to you, Ethan. All right. Producer Dan, you're listening to Kh. A Yeah.

Yeah. It's all green and all blue because the oceans are also clear. Very little traffic.

It's all blue [snorts] in that area. Uh very Oh, that was interesting. hit me with a little smooth transitional uh cut there.

I [ __ ] with that. Uh so shout out to uh Selena Gomez and Ben Blanco. We're no name.

We'll be performing live at Phoenix 2025. We will see you all in 5 days. Durus, this one is for you. The

So I don't know who are these. Rasp KBP L Alien. Do you know who those are? Raspberry Music. KBP.

Rasp. Oh, Raspberry. And KBP. Yeah, you do know them. Yeah. No, I'm familiar. Are they good?

Well, you know, uh KBP, he's a um he's a uh Spanish Okay. something. Okay. Either singer or rapper.

All right. Yeah. And um it's hard for me to uh it's hard for me to pull up information to vamp about it because it's all in Spanish. So that's all I got.

Okay. Very good. Thank you, Dan. And uh moving on. So let's go. Let's go to the next day. It's just everything is happening all at once.

To everyone who laughed at the bathroom barge, to everyone who said there wouldn't be power, who wants to be part of history, see you in 4 days. Bro, what do you mean part of history? Are you are you delusional

at the bathroom barge idea to everybody that said it? So So there's no space on the island for a bathroom. So they had to they had to get a barge and put the toilets on it, which again, let's pray that the that the wind stay nice and easy for you there on that day.

There wouldn't be power. To everybody that said the Phoenix wouldn't rise, we will see you here in four days on Diamond Key and Utilla that laughed at the bathroom barge.

All right, that's uh looking good. We're getting closer and closer. This is This is the agenda. A welcome party.

Okay. Friday 9:00 p.m. Right. Yeah. And then Saturday, official afterparty. So is it after party for the welcome party? Yeah. [snorts]

And then Sunday, Phoenix closing party. There's too many parties. That's too many backto-back parties.

That's a problem actually. Phoenix is taking place in 4 days. And if nobody puts their logo up there, you are absolutely crazy. Let me show you the final product.

There's only 400 people there, man. Mel, where's the machete, my man? Don't. We have three big palapas that make up the stage area right here for Phoenix. Check out this beautiful island. We will see you guys here in exactly 4 days. Phoenix is taking place.

We're getting close. To the millions of people who have doubted me, we are finally making our dreams come true in 3 days. I'd like to thank everybody who stood up in the face of adversity, took a risk, and gave us this opportunity. Thank you to the Phoenix and Diamond Key teams for defying all odds and putting together the most incredible island experience.

Wow. Thank you to the island of Utilla and the country of Honduras for being such gracious and welcoming hosts. Thank you to the artists for taking this chance and being part of the Phoenix 2025 weekend. Thank you to all of our hotel hospitality partners. Thank you to the pilots flying everybody in. Thank you to our main sponsor, Hyammy. And thank you

to everybody who's battling it out in the comments. [snorts] To all of you guys, I have one last trick up my sleeve. Oh,

so make sure you tune in live to the pay-per-view on Saturday to see the Phoenix rise.

Wow. Wow. I'm sold after that. Billy is chills. I have chills. Goosebumps dude.

That was big, man. All right, let's see. What? What else? Now, I don't know much about this guy, but I know he's famous, right? French Montana.

Mhm. So, he's claiming he's going to be at the event. What? And he's like a big artist, right?

Yeah. That's crazy. So, right. So, so this is the Billy M the Billy. Uh this is the surprise.

I don't know. But he always, you know. What up? What up? The Island of You Teller. December 6th. Your boy French Montana Phoenix Festival. Get your tickets cuz they almost gone. I will be there. We going to shut it down. You already know what it is. Shout out to my guy Billy. Shout out to my guy Hay. You already know what it is. That's your boy.

He's no longer part of the team. There was a falling out between him and Billy.

Oh no. I was watching a a bit [snorts] um of the highlights from the Firefest clip cuz I forgot how crazy it was.

And I remember that I don't know if it was Billy or one of his uh partners or managers, but somebody told um the guy who was in charge of getting the water released to go to the water authority and suck his dick. But they weren't kidding cuz apparently the guy had a reputation for accepting [ __ ]

Oh. Oh. Oh. That was I interpreted that as a as a uh [ __ ] off. But no, no, literally

they said go suck his dick. I would call that get us that water. It was a real thing. And so the guy was talking about how he was fully prepared. Like he got convinced to go there and blow this guy and he was fully he was a gay guy. So they were being like, you know.

Gotcha. Gotcha. They're being real uh crazy homophobic with it, too. I would call that uh

but golly. What up? What up? What up? What up? The island of Utella. December 6. Your boy French Montana Phoenix.

So that's exciting. Yeah, good. Your boy French French French. The artists are flying in. The documentary cameras are rolling. The mainstream media is circling.

No, they're not. No, they're not. Well, the likes are going up. He broke a thousand on this one.

A thousand, bro. Yeah, they're circling. After 8 years, Phoenix is finally coming to life and it's all happening on a private island called Diamond Key and across the mainland of Itilla in real time. I'm going to give 50 people and brands the chance to literally plant their flags in history. I'm taking 50 custom flags with your company's logo, your inside joke or your buddy's face and planting them in the sand around Diamond Key for the world to see. Oh, that could have been.

These flags will be in all the footage, the drone shots, the documentary, the press, the social clips, and we'll run each flag individually across the stage at some point during the show. We're building the modern million day homepage, except it lives alive on an island that's all part of a cultural moment. There are 50 total flags, and each flag is $2,500 US. Artwork must be

$25. No. Didn't he say 2500? 2.5K, right? Oh, TW Oh, I thought you I think he said $2,500.

Oh, nobody buying the Okay. Well, let's watch for those flags when this all goes down.

DM me by 5:00 p.m. today so we can get them printed on the mainland and shipped over by boat. DM me your artwork and let's make history.

DM me, guys. That's official sounding. Um, all right. Here's another message from your boy

Island of Utilla. You already know what it is. Your boy French Montana. Hayami, we on our way. You already know what it is. This

You said that. He said or you already know what it is. I don't know what it is. I'm waiting for you to tell me.

No clue. No, I don't. Get your tickets. The damn is sold out. Your boy Fresh Montana is on the way. We

There's only 400. It better be sold out. On our way to Jet Nail so we can enjoy the island. How that's your boy Hayami Island of you.

What did he say at the end? Hyami. It's the com the sponsor of the event. It's linked right there.

Oh, I see. Yeah. Collab post. It's some It says that they're um I' I've been trying to understand Miami. Hi.

This is a Shell company. It's called the Extraordinary Event Group. Hold on. Is this it? Okay, so it does exist previous.

This This gives scamming, too. It's a lifestyle brand on a mission to bring a new spin on parties.

Nah, there's some This is a weird [ __ ] Yeah, I think it's pretty sussy. Um, all right. Let's keep it moving.

Hi, Slim Jimmy just arrived. Where y'all at? We going to party big time. Big time. Big party. Make sure you're here.

Oh, so see you guys here in two days. Slim Jimmy just arrived. Slim Jimmy. So him I recognize he's a rapper.

So Slim Jimmy made it. He's a rapper. Yeah, I just found him. He's like a known artist. Interesting.

Slim Jimmy, baby. Well, maybe Billy's pulling this off. Maybe he's there two days early, too. Golly

hanging out on the island. We're getting some big big artists out. Favorite DJs. Favorite DJ saw our stage being built this week and DM me saying that he has to play. No,

we got his visa processed literally this morning and tomorrow he's on the first flight to the island.

Please welcome all the way from the UK with over 2 billion streams 220 Kid. Oh, I don't know who that.

I have no idea who that is. Also, he says, "Please welcome." He's not there yet, bro.

He has 20,000 followers on Instagram. [cough] Oh, man. your favorite DJ's favorite DJ.

DJ saw our stage being built this week and DM me saying that he has the sun is just starting to rise over Utilla. And with one day until Phoenix, I'd like to give a heartfelt thank you to my friend Adam Whitesman. Adam saw me posting about the stage sponsorship and yesterday he decided to take it. Adam sent over some pretty wild artwork. So, I'd just like to thank you, Adam. Thank you for believing in redemption and for giving me a chance. And thank you to everybody watching. We are one day away. We are doing everything we can to help the Phoenix rise.

So, here we go. This is the day before. Who's hyped? Um, no. I'm invested. I'm Phoenix. Yeah.

Yeah. I f I [ __ ] love this whole all this [ __ ] All right. It's going live at 1 p.m. This is from 3 days ago. The very convenient gift right there alert.

The gif right there. This one. That's probably unrelated. Yeah. Oh, that's just random.

Yeah, it's probably a bot. Yeah, spam. All right, let's see. And exactly 30 minutes. I can't show you everything. We will see you here soon. Turn into the live stream. Phoenix is going live.

Is all you could do. The event is about to start. Want to give you guys a quick tour. Got a little fruit stand.

All right. So, let's take a let's take a look at the food situation. Okay. There are people there.

There are people already. So, so there's a little fruit stand. Uh-huh. Yeah. I'm in the Caribbean. I want

By the way, people are going to be on that island for 3 days. You know, famously, a lot of pirates had scurvy from lack of citrus. Um, not in the Caribbean. So,

I saw apples. Not so funny. Now, I just I don't see citrus fruits even. You see any citrus fruits?

There's probably some vitamin C in there. Here we have the bar. This is the bar

back there. The stage, the camera op. The live stream team. There's no one there.

Live stream team all about to go down. So So there's just fruit salad. There's just fruit.

That's all you need. There's fruit and a bar. Billy, come on. Now the event is about to start. Want to give you guys a quick tour. Got a little fruit stand. Here we have the bar.

This is the tour. There's a fruit stand. The bar bar back there and the stage. The camera officer live stream.

Bro, I don't get how I don't understand what's happening here. Here's my emergency weather report for Nova Scotia starting on Friday.

Oh yeah, go ahead. It's going to bring a whole lot of soul for the next five strike about to go down.

The event is about to start. I'm going to give you guys a quick tour. Here we have the bar.

All right, so Oh [ __ ] Closed the whole damn thing. Oops. Thank you, Z. [snorts]

Store of David Liquor. Andy, [ __ ] you. This is royaltyree. Don't pressure him. He's a great one.

Yes, it is royalty. Oh, that's fantastic. Um, let's see. We saw the fruit stand. So, is this another fruit stand feature about to begin, baby?

Here we have the bar. So, we saw that one. What was this? What was this one? Phoenix is going live. And exactly.

Okay. Yeah, we saw that one. I really like So, here it is. The party's getting started guys.

There's French Montana on stage and this guy's like, "The [ __ ] I cannot believe this [ __ ]

Fireworks. Probably copyright music. Yeah, that's a very famous song. The comments.

Okay. Well, this looks fine, I guess. I mean, to be honest, this doesn't look the worst.

There's only three comments. Guy threw a high school party. I mean, kind of, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I mean it's just it's like a high school party that's really really really hard to get to.

The fact that that artist is there is pretty impressive though. I got to say I mean I I if he's such a big artist too, you probably don't normally get an opportunity to see him in a small crowd, you know.

Well, I just don't know where he got the money to pay make it worth that guy's time.

Maybe he owes him favor or something. Interesting. Okay. [snorts] Um I need audio. See, this guy's got the idea. Hey, he's wearing a life vest.

If the if the island sinks. I was going to say I think they should be just preemptively give everyone a life

fest. So, um, it's all popping. This is not This is kind of a twist. This doesn't look that bad. We set out to bring 400 people and a dozen artists to a private island in Utilla Bay Island and the experience exceeded our expectations. Phoenix 2025 was a milestone moment for us. Our deepest thanks to the people of Utillaa yada yada yada. Bob's your uncle.

I mean, you know, if people have fun and everybody got paid, I guess, you know, it is a little bit of a redemption.

Well, hold on. We're still What's going on here? We're still we're still looking.

I guess there's still Wait, is that That's the most recent one. So, that's the last I've heard about it. Maybe he did ow him a favor because French Montana just got engaged to a princess like a Sorry.

Yeah, he got married to a uh Emirate princess, a member of the Dubai ruling family.

Wow. And the daughter of the prime minister of United Arab Emirates. Wow. Whoa.

Yeah, that's random. Okay. Well, that has nothing to do with um you Billy. Yeah.

Well, no. I'm saying why would he doesn't need to take it for money. No, he's rich. He's a ultra rich [ __ ] He's

set up. Yeah. Yeah. He's rich as [ __ ] He's a prince now. He's like a He's a l he's a prince.

Yeah. Maybe he just really is boys with with the Billy guy. I don't know. Maybe they play WoW together or something.

Unexpected. Yeah, they're probably playing WoW on that island right now. And I wish I was there. So, last I heard, and maybe you guys can Google to look up uh any if there's any news, but seems like it went off without a hitch.

Okay. You know, I'll take a little happy twist ending there. Everybody just ate the fruit and shut the [ __ ] up.

Sure. Right. I mean, what else do you need? You got fruit salad, you got cocktails, and some music on an island in the Caribbean.

Sounds kind of awesome. I mean, there's articles reporting on it that are saying that like this one's titled uh

uh comeback festival as French Montana performs to empty crowd and and visitors roast the food.

Oh, everybody just lower your expectations. You're going to the fire festival guys party.

Well, maybe they just mean people were You know what you're signing up for? They just meant people were cooking. They're roasting the food.

Yeah. Roasting. They were roasting corn over a fire pit. Corn and rice. Yeah. beach activities. You know,

everybody needs to let up. Everybody needs to lighten up a little bit on poor Billy.

The most surprising outcome though for me was just that it happened and it seemed like nobody died.

Yeah, for sure. I mean, take it from take it from his own words there. He was like, I'm I'm surprised it went so well. It over exceeded my expectations.

I thought it was going to be disastrous. See how it all came together. And again, it's just what's so interesting how niche it is. This just randomly came on my feed. 1,000 likes. I thought it was fake at first.

I was like, "Oh my god, this is actually his account." So, chat [clears throat] chat all is saying, "Ethan, what the [ __ ] are you doing?" And I just backtracked a little bit. Uh, you were doing something with your coffee.

Oh, because there's like I don't know what's going on. Or maybe because it gets so hot it creates like a film on the top.

Okay. I realized if you put a tissue in it, it just soaks all the film off the top.

Okay. Gotcha. What do you mean? It's way gross for drinking the film. Yeah, I I can't.

It actually works. It doesn't It works like you guys will see. Okay, it's a little little life tip.

Yeah. Yeah, it just sucks. Oh, you have a co-host. Oh, yeah. Have you met him? He's very scary. Do you want to hear?

Yeah. I'm a very spooky guy. Leave me alone. [screaming] Leave me alone. This thing is so awesome.

What do you want? [screaming] What do you want? Do you see him? Look at this picture closely.

Go squint your eyes. Turn your head sideways. If you can see Jesus, subscribe right now. Leave me alone.

Yeah, he's it's Was that crazy? Is that scary or what? So scary. I heard him say Nazgoul.

Naz Ghoul. I swear I heard the black speech. You can't speak that. David Licker Andy the eye of the eye.

That's what he said. I don't know. Mila's joined us. Welcome, Ela. Hello. Thank you.

We're having a ton of fun here today. I just uh had a And you're back just in time to um review continue to review uh the Trisha reality show.

Oh. Uh so shout out to uh Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco. Yeah. For what? For what?

For what? Just tell me then. For what? Did something happen? Uh kind of going and like dancing on people. That's kind of the experience for like drag shows. And then at the end, if you stay late enough, then like like buff dudes come out and they start

What are you shouting about? Dancing on you if you want them to like if you give them money. It's basically like a strip.

Thank he's sharing a personal anecdote about Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez. About Selena and Benny.

Yeah. Ask Nate. I am asking Nate. Um here's an article about the uh French Montana connection. Billy McFarland Firefest comeback. French Montana to empty crowd. Oh no. Oh no. He's fried. Friedfest. That's clever.

Inside Billy. Parasites trying to bring Billy down. I mean, he's fired. Not He's fried.

Fired, right? Okay. He's fired inside Billy Mitch. Uh, I mean, they both work. Inside Billy McFarland's Firefest comeback as French Montana performs to an empty crowd and visitors roast the food. Plus, even the pay for live stream of the festival didn't go off as advertised. Oh, that's good. See, now we got

been way better. Fried. Just fried. They're making French fries. I [ __ ] love you, Sundance. You [ __ ] did it. You [ __ ] did it. [ __ ] the haters.

What is this? Welcome to Gucc Island. Okay, this is a much more interesting angle.

Yeah, it's not uh Yeah, this is this is definitely just someone there. Yeah, there that is not a pumping party. That's like a pool party in Vegas at like

10:00 a.m. Hold on. Wait, what's that text say? How is there backstage? Welcome to Gucc Island, everyone.

Cooch Island? Yeah. So what? There's no backstage, Dan. This This whole island's the size of our office.

Dusty Gu. Well, hit play. Hey, I have to see it in motion now. See, this is the back.

No. No, it's not. There's no back. Well, they have fireworks, so that's cool. I [ __ ] love you, Sundance. You [ __ ] did it. We [ __ ] did it. [ __ ] the haters. [ __ ] your hater. Bobby, you killed it as always.

He's such a dork. Look how he's just the way he's dressed and the way he carries himself.

Yeah. Like, dude, you don't need to be the guy. Let someone cool be like the guy. You just really are obsessed with throwing a show.

You killed it as always. I want to give a really special thank you to Mayor Alex Es.

I mean, how many people you think that is? That is probably like a hundred people. 8400.

Yikes. You have no idea how much heat people get for trying to support Phoenix. Trying to support the cause. Alex is a man of conviction. You can tell the cause.

Nobody cares the cause. Nobody cares about your money. Um, and stunning photos from the live stream of the headliner performance off the coast of Honduras. There seems to be fewer than 100 people in the crowd. as French performed.

French Montana performed a very, very intimate crowd this weekend at Billy McFarland.

Yeah. See, it's intimate. That's a much that's a way to describe it. It's nice.

Oh, this is the food. Stop. It's vegetarian. I rice and some corn. Give me a fire pit to roast that corn. Sure.

And a little bit of that chili powder. I'm good. Now, remember, they're on this island for like 3 days.

Three days. I might have been eating more food than that. H rice. Maybe a little I don't know. The rice rice will fill your tummy.

Dude, how can you serve this? This is Bro, we've done this already. You've already done this.

Well, where's the where's the non-vegetarian meal? Yeah. Where's that? Where is it?

Here. It's probably down here. Um, no, they don't show it. There's more pictures on the If you click on it says six images right there. Billy C was inviting locals via social media to come for free food and performances on Saturday.

So there might not be anyone that paid for it. There's nobody. They just they were just trying to fill spots to avoid embarrassment.

He's like, "Please, anybody come in." You know, he's supporting the local economy, offering free food to all the local free food and access. You know, he's not shutting them out.

That's the cause. He's doing it all right. Support the cause, Dan. He's doing it all right. The convicted fraudster had previously said there were 400 guests expected for the weekend. A post by one of the Phoenix Festival producers to the local utilla community on Instagram said, "You are invited as my free complimentary guest to today's Phoenix Festival on Diamond K. And if you live on if you live on Utilla, free food is included, drinks not included."

I think that's really nice. No credit card, no transfers. We are now open. We heard about this guy DJ uh who goes by 20 220 Kid

who performed immediately after French shared a snap of the vegetarian offerings on the ground. So he's roasting them.

Oh. So their own 20 kid. They This is how they're feeding the artist bro. Click on that picture.

They're feeding the artists this [ __ ] There's more. Yeah. Oh wow. That's bad. That's bad. Wow. Wow. Fruit menu, baby.

The food offering appeared to leave something to be desired. But you don't like fruit? What's your problem?

What's your problem with fruit? Um, French Montana performed for a very, very intimate crowd this weekend.

Yeah. Yeah. Get your licks in on poor Billy. He's just trying to do a good thing. He's just trying to make up for for his past crimes. You know, he served his time,

right? Everybody's being too hard on my boy. A 220 Kid says, "I know I shouldn't post this, but who wants to see the vegetarian food? Please don't bully them."

He then shared a sad looking plate of one dry looking ear of corn and plain white rice before adding, "That's the vegetarian option, baby." So, I wonder what the the non-vegetarian look like. Yeah

you get two corns. Oh, you're just hungrier. Um, wow. What a fascinating thing, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. Billy's last minute bid for sponsors. As [snorts] the US Sun previously reported, Billy was desperately trying to sell promotional space as late as Tuesday of last week. In one video pointing towards a small hut designed in a tiki style, Billy stated, "Fix is taking place in 4 days. If nobody puts their logo up there, you are crazy." In another alarming video, Billy displays his floating restroom setup where a small forklift is seen depositing what appears to be a row of approximately 10 portable toilets onto a small rusty barge.

The sun is such a rag. They're trying to make this all sound so negative with Well, I mean, the toilets were on a barge. I found that odd.

Unbelievable. In a prior video released in September, Billy guaranteed that there would be no corny ass cheese sandwiches,

brother. They I would have killed for a cheese sandwich if that was served to me. No blink 182. You wish they would play your dumbass show. Taking 500k and making emo songs about us, those [ __ ] losers. No snitch, a jaw rule. and no snitch, bro. Um, anyh who, so that's what's popping over there.

Two 220 Kid posted on Instagram that he had a great time and he added some exclusive images.

Oh, send me that. Yeah, it's in I love exclusive. I'm finding videos too from the island.

Oh, 220 Kid. Yeah. See, all the people that were there seem like they have a good time.

This is how we got there. Doofuses. Hold on. 220 Kid. This has three likes. Yeah. 220 cuz that's the amount of people that know who he is. 220. Three likes.

Yeah. Can I like it? Four now. Yeah. Wait, what? Who gets three likes? Even like my feel like

I think he has more. I think it's just shortened that's here. Let's see his journey.

It it when I linked it, it sent it to the last images. So, if you want to go back,

can you bring the audio up, Zach? It's up on my end. So, I guess there's no audio.

Yeah, you're on you're on the last slide, Ethan, of this uh album. You want to go to the front?

Oh, that might be him leaving. All right, let me let me go to the front. All right, here we go. This is 220 Kid. He made it

and all three of his favorite DJ's favorite DJ right here. Yeah. [snorts] Yo, three fans showed up for him.

Oh, Bobish. Yeah, one of the comments is from some from a huge artist. That's hilarious.

Wait. Yeah, he really is your favorite DJ's favorite DJ. Isn't he in jail? Yeah,

he Wait, wait. Wasn't he on the [ __ ] Wasn't he on the roster? Oh, no. He's out. He got pardoned or something.

He was on the flyer, wasn't he? Oh, did he perform there? Let me He didn't mention Bobby Schmura.

I'm pretty sure I saw him on the fly. I I think he got released from jail or something.

How come there's no audio? Not really sure how to sum up this weekend. It was generally one of the greatest experiences of my life. Honduras and the people are truly par uh are truly paradise. Not sure over 4 million people saw my activities. Me neither, but it was great. What? Thank you local people for being so kind and having such amazing hospitality. Okay. Well, what about Billy?

Thank you the local people. Oh, that's so fun. Um, why won't it play the audio? Feel like there should be audio.

I guess there's no audio. I don't know. I wasn't able to get any either. Okay. He's one of the artists, Bobby, on the p on the artist page of the website.

They had Bobby. He was released into the [ __ ] Bobby. I know. He's such a little

He spent six years in prison for conspiracy to murder. That's bad. He plead guilty to it.

Oh, no. Free Bobby. I don't know anything about the situation, but I'm just reading his Wikipedia page.

What? Conspiracy to murder. Does that mean conspiring murder defined by intent to commit murder?

Sounds like he was trying to hire someone to kill someone. Oh, but then it Well, so he didn't murder anybody

or not solicit. It sounds like he was he wanted to kill someone. He was planning to kill someone.

Something like that. Yeah. Is that a thought crime? Well, I can't plan to kill someone. It's not What is the matter? What matters is if I do it?

What the [ __ ] I the only thing I know about Bobby Schmura is that his hat is missing and it's a meme for some reason.

His what? His hat is missing. It was a massive meme online. Like everyone was looking for Bobby Schmurda's hat.

What? And I don't know why. Okay, but that's the that's why I was laughing cuz I know Bobby Schmurda's hat, bro.

The other artist. Let's see here. Um, floor Bobby Schmurda. We know him. I don't know who this guy is, but he looks cool. Right. And Kanye Ki,

stop it. I swear that's her name. Kanye. That feels like one of those movies, like those Asylum movies where it's like a a knockoff of like a big blockbuster that's coming out, but the name is just slightly different

to just trick people into clicking on it on Prime basically. So funny. Yeah. Uh uh thank you by the way to to 42 for the 50 gifty. That's so great. You are dummy.

No way. So grateful. 50 50 gifty. [screaming] Thank you so much. [screaming] I don't know why I'm so exhausted today.

We had a terrible night's sleep with the dogs. Oh god. Yeah. [screaming] The kids woke me up in the middle of night, too. I don't remember exactly what happened, but the dogs have been annoying. The kids are are

Well, you they actually been sleeping through the night really good, but last night I forget why

I got woken up. You want to take a nap? We could take like a little like 15inute siesta. Love to take a nap, dude.

You want to just do nap time? What's keeping you up at night, Zach? My dogs, too.

Oh, yeah. Oh my god, this goddamn dog. Priscilla always puts her her [ __ ] ass in my face.

And then like Bambi's got long legs and he sleeps by my leg and he resists you. He's got the exact mean.

He will not give up that hold, man. You have to like literally force them with all your might. Yeah.

Why? So Chief does that and he weighs 100 lb. Yep. Jesus. And he just lays there like a [ __ ] corpse. Yeah, we you know we love him though. But you know I don't know why but you know we love them.

You know what I was complaining and Teddy was like so why did you take a fourth dog? And I was like you know what

I got no answer for you. Too real. The truth is that to this day Olive is still the greatest sweetest

dog. She's like so chill. She's done demanding of uh she she she um is um very obedient, very sweet, very loving. She doesn't create any extra work. And so when we got her, we're like, "Oh my god, this was like

she almost makes it easier cuz she's so good and she plays with Ducky." So we're like,

she fooled us into getting Chief. Her she her being great led us to believe that getting Chief might be

not that bad, but she's a perfect she's a perfect little angel. But we knew we knew it. I mean, she is

it was given up twice. So, we knew we were getting into some kind of trouble. That's true.

But Chief, I love Chief. He's such a sweet sweet such a He's such a loving sweet guy.

Yeah. Such a goofball. I'm already addicted. Yeah. He's so cute. Yeah. But god, he's a pain in the ass. Pain in the ass.

Such a pain in the ass, dude. Do you keep a water bowl in your room at all? Yeah.

Yeah. So, have a bucket now. Yeah. It's gigantic. Chief puts his whole face in the water. Like, there's a massive mess every time he drinks. And there's water everywhere.

So, we keep one in our room, too. And Priscilla drinks a lot of water. Like, she'll drink a whole bowl. Like, she's older, you know?

Yeah. We call this the late night drinks. It's right after you take them out to pee.

Yes. Then they come inside and take the biggest drink of the day. 100%. And so I'll have to get up when I'm sleeping and Priscilla, she'll start whining. There's no water in her bowl.

Oh, water. She because she drank it all even though I put fresh water. You need a bigger bowl.

I I need a bucket apparently. Yeah. Well, no. We had We actually had to buy these massive like tr like trough.

Uh-huh. I used to have cute little bowls. Then I upgraded to a bigger bowl and then Chief would just destroy it in one one drink. So yeah, I have this thing now. It's like a big

That's awesome. I need to look into that. He's so crazy. But anyway, um SPCA dogs are smart. Oh, is this the smartest dog in the world? I saw this.

Oh my god. Really? Or I mean I haven't seen it. I I saw this could be sheep right here. This could be

I haven't seen this. Oh, this is not AI. No, this video is Oh, yeah. Don't do this to me. You guys promise. Yeah,

you better not say it's AI in the end. It is AI. It is AI. No, no, it's posted 12 years ago.

I'm not 37 million views. You They could do this. They could fake this. Well, I didn't say it's C not CGI or something, but it's not AI.

Somebody in the comments said there's a dog in from New Zealand that could drive and I didn't about it. And uh

here's what's happening. The Yeah, look at his feet. So cute. So it it it maxes out probably at like 2 miles per hour and he knows how to spin the wheel which

is he shifting gears to you. Is that a manual car? I don't think it's manual but he did put it into drive.

He No, he maxed out he maxes out at 2 miles. I mean yeah does I mean I we should let dogs drive. I'm convinced.

Hell yeah. Yeah. That's what we're missing in LA. Where would our dogs go if they could drive?

Probably the park, the beach, the [ __ ] He he did drive off the road there. What an idiot. Loser

tick tail. [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. That's an infraction. They would be just He did not pass the test.

Well, thank you for bringing this to my attention, stick weed. Very important. Yeah.

All right. So, okay, let's get into this. We have about an hour left. Perfect. And I need to run to the bathroom really fast. Thank you.

So, we were at um store of David Liquor Andy. [ __ ] you. We were where the guy was starting to play. We were exactly here.

Okay. This Yes, we were exactly here. I was making a point that I did not understand.

Okay, I'll be right back. Okay. Uh, so shout out to uh Selena for what? Just in general. I agree. You know, it's been great. out.

Shout out uh Roy Banwell stoned and said, "I'm pregnant at 38 and keep trying to pitch Bruce as a name if it's a baby." If it's a baby. I hope it's a baby.

If it's a boy from If it's a boy and my partner will not agree. Please help me convince him.

Well, um how can we convince him? Do you want you want to show him pictures of Bruce? Because Bruce is so cute. He sells the name.

I also You guys always call him Brucey, which I think is a cute name for a little kid. So,

everybody calls him Brucey. I was always on board with Bruce when when you guys got like the push back from the audience.

I always I always understood. Maybe it's cuz cuz of Springsteen maybe that Bruce it's that's a solid name, you know. Um,

and he's like he's already like kind of what I thought it would be in my head, which is like he's into like Godzilla and like scary stuff. He's kind of like dark metal a little bit,

but he's also so emotional. He's like the cuddliest. A he he tells us he loves us all day long.

Like, mommy, mommy, I love you. Just says that all day. That's so cute. Bruce is such a sweetheart. Yeah, he really is. Um, so yeah, hopefully that'll help convince convince him.

Everybody says that Bruce looks like Ethan, but I think he looks so much like Ela.

It's kind of changing over the years. Big eyes. Yeah, when he was little, I felt like he was just a little clone of Ethan, but now I'm seeing more in him. Yeah,

my mom sees it, too, because he kind of looks like I did when I was a kid. Oh, there you go.

Yeah, a little bit. The big blue eyes. Mhm. Um, Rory Banwell. Oh, same person. I'm here because my boyfriend Oh, also about your boyfriend. I'm here cuz my boyfriend crashed his car yesterday. Uh, I had to drop him at work. It's so early here in Australia. Oh, you're from Australia. From Australia who caught the Wiggles reference earlier. Shout out to the Wiggles. Uh, it's so early here in O but have to get my H3 fix while I peruse cars. Oh, well,

brand drama dude 22. Well, we're glad to have you here. Yeah, Australia is like pretty much the complete opposite of us, right? Like 12 hours ahead or something.

Pretty much. Yeah. Um, well, thank you. Been watching since uh since nut neutrality. I think they meant net neutrality.

Wait, what? been watching uh that was like the early podcast days when there was that you remember um there was that uh guy his name is Audget

Ajett something that Indian guy who was the FCC commissioner during the first Trump administration.

Yes. So yeah I I mean that means they've been here since the beginning of the pod basically.

Uh Billy McFarland looks like the that was legit kid. I don't remember. It sounds like you guys

pull that [ __ ] up. That was legitess bro. That's an insanka purse. Oh yeah. Okay,

I see it. Yeah, now I see the thumbnail. That was legit. This might be like a couple.

That was legit. He does look like him. You does. Oh my god. I totally see it. Oh my god,

that's such a good pull. Yeah. Thank you, Andros. They became a member just to make this joke. Well, I hope it was worth it.

No, that was awesome. Yeah. No, you you nailed it there. [gasps] Uh, sync the new co-host to the sound bites, please and thank you. That would be pretty cool if it chattered every time a soundbite played. Um, uh, but I don't know how to do that.

Somebody said, sounds hard. They are interviewing for a new job on Thursday. I'm going to be the new Saudi benefactor if I get it. Pray for me.

You don't have to do that, but I hope you I hope you get it. But good luck. I know it's been hard. Lots of people are losing jobs.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm scared of AI if I haven't said that already thousand times. You mentioned that.

So, good luck. Get get those jobs. I'm already seeing uh to go get them jobs. The uh the entertainment industry here in Los Angeles is in a lot of trouble. It's not

Nobody is doing well. And yeah, this whole news about Netflix buying Warner Brothers potentially. Apparently, there's still like a decent chance that won't go through. And now, did you see that uh Paramount did a counter bid?

No. For like even more money. So now there's like a bidding war going on by Warner Brothers. Yeah.

Whoa. Um but yeah, I've been seeing uh posts from people that work at Warner Brothers that they're already like getting warning emails that like they're going to start winding stuff down.

Oh. So are we cheering for one or the other? Uh I don't I don't think it's a good thing. I I think the industry is becoming overconolidated basically. Um, so no, I guess I don't really have one that I prefer.

Where's Mirramax when you need him? Where is Mirramax? Small indie production. I mean, I knew

making great films. Oh. Oh, no. Wait, that wasn't Harvey Weinstein's thing, was it?

Yes, it was. [clears throat] Those are still out there, uh, Ethan, but a lot of they don't make movies in Los Angeles. They go overseas.

Oh, really? Yeah. There's I mean that's that's the that's the wider issue in general with

there's a chat message in Hebrew that says um love you all and I watched the whole episode with Mo Moshe

and he's just embarrassing. Yeah. Well, the people in the show agree with you. No surprise,

but thank you for the nice message and [snorts] um being Jewish. What was I going to say?

Star of David Licker Andy. [ __ ] you. What? Um, anyway, let's watch. So, right right from where we were. Um, take it away.

Okay. What is he saying here? Go back. So he says, "If I see the connection, I connect to the animal and I [snorts]

and I talking about Moses and I kind of like stuck on it." Yeah. He's going to bring him back to his roots is what I'm guessing.

That's a very weird based on the previous thing you said. Yeah. It's about bringing him back to

That's what it felt like. Yeah. He's going to wait for that opportunity. Yeah. Oh, dude. But I love he's getting clowned. Like they stuck their necks out. This ended up being a full disaster for them. Like [snorts] Moses is getting clowned on TV. Trish is getting dragged from by everybody.

It's a It's a little bit therapeutic for me. Don't take too much pleasure because it's like it's like finally other people get to see what I've been dealing with.

But it's it's always been about Moses being a giant douchebag. Yeah. It's just a little taste of Moses for you all. Yeah, that thing is strong. for Africa.

So, this is where he was saying, "You remember how like our grandmas would put a on your stomach to cure you? I'm I'm trying to bring you back to North Africa."

Oh my gosh. With AK with the memories of the grandmas. God, that's a little strange. I don't know what's this. They found some characters, man, to put on the show. Uh, how is Moses at uh pool? You think?

Say what? How is he at uh playing pool? I'm sure he's just terrible at it. I don't think he knows how to play.

He's saying you you bec you got Americanized, bro. Okay. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's lived here now for what, 20 years or something?

I don't know. Maybe. Bro, keep ease up. Don't make me defend Moses. He's saying he's saying you even got an accent.

He's He He doesn't. I mean, he still has a pretty No, when he's speaking Hebrew to each other.

Oh, when he's speaking Hebrew, he has an accent. Oh, that's interesting. Does he?

I don't know. I mean, it's been a while since I talked to him. Well, I mean, here you can hear him speaking Hebrew.

I don't know. No. saying, "I didn't know. I didn't know I have an accent until I was told I have an accent."

Dude, his shirt, his haircut, he's such [snorts] a phony bologoney. Yeah. You guys don't know, but we know.

Mhm. [cough] is so he's saying he's talking about how um Moses says you know I speak 99% of the time English nowadays is. And this guy says, "Um, yeah, I know. I I got to I got mixed up with a lot of Americans, too. But I also I remember my roots. Like I stay Israeli still."

He's really starting [ __ ] with him. Like right through his like the first time hanging out. This guy's laying it on heavy, man.

He is not welcome. Holy crap. Moses is asking, "What is your what is your definition of Israeli?" Oh, you know, Moses is fuming inside. Um, and he cuz he's always like, I would just leave if I didn't like this person. But he's trying to play nice for the camera. I feel like he's got to be pissed.

This is so not him. That's why this is so weird. It's like, what are you doing here,

bro? He should be at home reviewing [ __ ] pickled broccoli out of a can where he belongs, you know? Oh [ __ ] God damn it. Uh yeah, a little bit forward more. Israeli. He's saying what's bad about being Israeli? You can also be a good Israeli, not just the ugly Israeli.

Israeli. So Yakir, the other guy, says someone that was born in Israel and loves Israel. And Moses is saying, "So I am also

he loves Israel." Yeah. Busted. Why don't you make out with it in a tree? Then Moses and Israel sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First come loves, then comes marriage, then comes Zionism in a baby carriage. He's shutting down. I feel like he's pissed. fatalities.

And I mean, this guy's laying it on a little bit, being hostile. Yeah, he's he's being openly hostile.

I felt that Yakir was judging me. Yeah. No, no [ __ ] He very much was. This guy's kind of a [ __ ] bro. Don't see you guys [ __ ] up. I'm defending Moses now.

No, no, but don't because the reason he's being like that is because he's a phony.

You can tell Moses is not being himself. Like, you're in a reality. You got to be yourself. That's 101,

right? All beefs start in reality. When you try to hide [ __ ] you try to not be full of yourself. It's like, "No, you're in reality. You're going to give us your all. We want the dirt."

But also, this is how Israelis are anyway. They're all pushy and [ __ ] want to get business and are very blunt and honest.

Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. So, here Moses hit us with um some philosophy lessons real quick.

Oh no. Um he was saying that Yakir is judging Moses because Moses has American accent as if he's doing that because he doesn't like being Israeli. But in Moses eye, Yakir wishes he could be American, but he can't. So he's judging Moses.

But then, but no, Moses is kind of admitting in a way his that accusation is as a confession that he's like, "Oh, you wish you could be American, but you're stuck being shitty Israeli."

Yeah, a little bit. I doubt that. Okay, whatever. This is a weird I'm glad I'm not in this situation. I'm just here watching. As I said last time, I'm hoping that like the it's supposed to be like a character arc where by the end he embraces his roots and has

that would be the best payout for us all. I feel like that's what they're setting up.

He's going to be flying like a Israeli flag Israeli Iron Man suit. Yeah. Oh my god.

He reinlists in the idea. He's the new warer. Yo, did he win? Did he just throw it down on him?

Yakir lost. They saying he lost. Oh, Moses should have hit him with I learned that in America. Okay, this is a jump in the episode. Okay. And they're all standing around a lake. Um, well, you could translate.

So, you cut out basically just the parts with Moses and Trisha. Yeah. Who Whoever posted this did.

Oh, okay. Okay. It's only 6 minutes, though. I feel like there's got to be more right?

Well, I mean, if she's going to be blurred, I'm sure they cut down their That was the majority of it, right?

Yeah. They Moses isn't interesting. They know that. Well, he's interesting as like kind of a clown. Um, but I think Trisha was would have been

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I'm sure they've had to cuz the thing is like they they have to acknowledge because they've probably shot so much stuff at group activities and stuff that they're there so they have to like still incorporate them but I have to imagine

they're doing as the least amount of inclusion as they could. Yeah, I think so. Probably

it's just not going to work when one of one of God I can't believe we were deprived of Trisha being on the show.

Yeah. Yeah. We were robbed. I wish they would have told her no. Like this scene in particular, I wish I knew what she said because again, it's cut, but she's standing.

They've got it. They might leak it. Who knows? That footage is probably crazy. Dioria said, "How did Moses get himself into this situation?" It's because Trisha wanted to do this and he's um

Moses was a willing participant, though. He likes the attention, too. Yeah. But he's he's in her service.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. some of the roses and I'm going to give each one. Gee whiz, who's that?

Okay. So, the roses and I'm going to give each one Oh, brother. More days together.

Dude, anyone watching the show is going to be like, "What the [ __ ] is happening? I've never seen this before.

Me neither. Or just one of the characters just blurred out. It's just bizarre. Yeah,

those poor editors, man. And just the situation like actually let it play. I'm sorry.

For the love for 75th years of this and For Israelis, you are guys the best people in the world. Like for real. So for Israel and Israelis

right next to Trisha. Yeah. You know she loves that. For Israel and for Israelis. Let's go, girl.

You know what would be the best way to prove her loyalty? Throw herself in the pond. Not like a not like a just like then she comes back out. She comes back out

for Israel. It's a quick dip. Yeah. For Jerusalem. For Israel. By the way, Ethan is literally behaving like Israel.

Have you guys ever Have you guys ever done anything like this? What I just said is Israel style behavior. She's the one doing all these [ __ ] Israeli witchcraft spells on the lake.

You guys You guys, this isn't a normal thing. Standing by a lake and throwing a rose for Israel.

Yeah. What the hell? Yeah, we do that every time we done that [ __ ] [gasps] Everybody was very like talking the truth about how they felt welcome back.

Why are they so close? Are they I think they're probably if not I'm just even together though it's like golly there's there's extra space

like needy dude. The guy the guy in the end is needy as hell bro. each other in Israel and they're linked to Israel. It was emotional was emotional.

That was emotional. Okay. They're saying about how they all talked about their connection to Israel

and that Yeah, that circle where Trisha was standing in. Oh yeah, she loves it.

For for love and I prayed I going to be soon to live with all my family and my kids in Israel. This is my dream.

Wait, her dream is to live in Israel? Yeah, she could do that. That's easy. She could easily go there.

Aren't all these people like rich? This is very like I'm assuming Yeah. I'm assuming they they make their money here though.

Or maybe her husband was moving here for work. How do you move back but maintain?

Yeah, I guess it could be more complic Okay. Oh god, Trish's reaction is all this.

Probably gold. I'm so robbed here. I'm dying to see like the broader reaction if anybody's looking at this or if her fans are seeing it and reacting. I really got to know what's what's the consensus if we could look into that. I just want to know if she had a flower.

Did she throw a flower in the lake? She Yeah, she must have. No. What's her connection to Israel?

She loves Jewish people. She's like She's like, I love this Ohan. She has sex with an Israeli man.

Yeah. Her favorite documentary. Yeah. Yes. May your dream come true. Amen. What is that blurred back there?

It's your dream. It's your passion. So, she's saying she's afraid of um growing old here, I guess, because she wouldn't have a lot of people around her. I'm assuming because her family is probably back in Israel.

Oh, yeah. The Israelis, they love their moms. [clears throat] That's right. Who doesn't?

They really love their moms, right? Like I have to be near my mom. I have to. You hear that a lot, right?

Yeah. No, I mean it scares me a lot like when my mom will start to get older and, you know, potentially have health problems like me not being there. Something I think about a lot.

So, I that's why this is emotional. Oh my god. Who what is that blurred pink mask? I have no idea.

There was something on the lens that day. Did someone was Was this person uninvited and they just came up? What's happening?

She's just she's frankly totally [snorts] out of place. These are all Israeli Hebrew speakers who grew up in Israel. And then Trisha Pis

like I mean you make a good point. What What is your connection to Israel? Very odd.

So that's that's all we get, huh? Oh, no. So, we get a new episode though. Do you have other stuff, AB?

There's a preview someone linked on Reddit for the next episode. So, the the Israelis found her comment about how her she thought Hitler was a great leader.

So, the crew was like turning on them in real time. Most of you guys confronted on Trisha's Hitler comment on the show, you guys.

Oh, how [ __ ] good is that? Whoa. Not available. No, don't do that to us. No. Oh, I wanted you guys to see this one so bad.

Let me see if I can find it. One sec. So, cuz I I watched it and basically they're like, um, so have you seen what she says about Hitler? Like, what do you think about that? and Moses and that's what he would do to my family to b everybody in in his real life um whenever confronted with something like that he would say oh no you have to understand when you see her say something like that she's in character this is her in character when you see her

video say she was trans was she in character he probably would say that yeah because she right because a lot of people were like oh you're transphobic if you question that

so and then when she said that Um, right. Okay. So, okay. So, how do I tell when she's in character and when not?

I mean, he was also telling it to the girls that he was chatting up when he was multid-dating.

Wow. They're going back and blocking stuff, man. There's a Tik Tok you could watch while uh I look for that.

Yeah, send me that. It's the next one in the link. I mean, in the dock. You should greenlight us. We're the only one talking about this show. What the hell man? They should be paying me. Forget Greenlight. I want money from Israel. Um, that doesn't uh work either. Golly, that's so Israeli of them. They're acting like Israel right now. Jews why?

Hey. Hey, come on now. Let's get it. Throw it up. David, David, star of David Licker. Come on. Come on. All right. So, [ __ ] it. I guess we'll wait for the next episode, eh?

I guess not. Um, but you want to just explain what happens in the clip? That's pretty much what I was just explaining is that he he tries to um just gaslight everybody around him and say that oh she's just in character and it's out of context and this and that and and to me it's like that's what he's been doing to my mom and to my family every time you would try to bring up actual problems [snorts] and to us [clears throat] it's so obvious what he's doing. But um yeah,

so this one ended up I guess felt like it wasn't that interesting in the end. This one was pretty long and kind of I I mean I did I I felt what she was talking about very much cuz that's what happened to us with Trisha also that lady.

So one of her co-stars [snorts] on the show when she found out that Trisha was cut out she's kind of explaining like she [snorts] was saying her and Trisha were super close. they were like besties, but then all of a sudden she felt like

she was shocked to betrayed that all of a sudden it's like she didn't want anything to do with [clears throat] them or the show or anything

or even her Hitler comments like she found out about it afterwards. A little bit of a twist for sure. Um, but she's saying that when when the show um got them together, her and Trisha, Trisha was like so she seemed so normal in person and um she almost kind of made her feel bad for Trisha because she would be like, you know, um you guys are treating me so nice and so accepting of me and yeah, I have no friends. And that's what she would say to us all the time. And like she'd make you feel bad for her. And when when we would hang up hang out together, she would say like, "Oh my god, I have no friends. You guys, thank you so much for treating me so nice." And you'd be like, "Why? Of course." Like what do you mean? Like of course you're um Yeah. I don't know. And she would seem so normal in person. But um it's very manipulative in my opinion.

Hitler was a good leader. I can't actually find her saying this. cuz I I I'm pretty familiar with all of her faux paws. Um

we believe you. She might be innocent of the saying Hitler was a great leader. Oh, here's this is a post from our social. Oh, here. Okay, great. We got the whole compilation.

Y was a lowly go. This is the Trisha I miss. I we we we need her back. Well, I don't know about that.

Her book is called The She's about to go on to talk about how great Hitler is. Oh, this is my thoughts on Hitler.

Yeah, what a [ __ ] title. Yeah, I don't think we need this back. Don Shane Eye. So, lately I have been fascinated by German culture. As of a week ago, when I watched Englorious Bastards on Spike TV, I was getting really into the whole Germanic way. I found it interesting. I found the men to be really sexy. Uh Kristoff Walt.

So, this is Is this the beginning of her Jewish uh infatuation? I don't think so.

No, this is before that. Oh, you don't think so? This is what? It's going in the other direction. Well, no, but she's saying, "Oh, I'm sorry." God damn it.

I uh Is this just going to happen now? We have a dispossessed damn skeleton. So annoying.

Hey, shut him up. Hit the button. I found what you were looking for. I don't want to piss them off.

I got the preview for you. It's too shitty sounding. Oh my god, dude. Please shut up. Okay. Okay. Why so long? Oh,

he does not look like he smells. No, no, no, no. I think he's done. Oh, no. He's done.

Jesus. There's super freak. Super freaky. Here. I have the clip. Sup. Why is it still going, man? Give it a rest, dude. All right. Thank you. Okay. Instagram. Great leader. Okay.

I like these ones that I don't even have to uh translate. You got it exactly right. I fully understood that

great leader. Yeah. She's like it was very I was shocked to hear what she said that Hitler was a good leader and he's like look you have to understand when she's in the videos she's in character. Okay. She's in character and it's out of context and then people say she's this and she's that. Yeah.

I can't wait for episode two. Yo, this show Wait, I I do have a theory. [snorts] I wonder if she her request to be blurred has nothing to do with October 7th and it's because they got humiliated in the show. They got clown. Both of them probably got clowned and dogged on

by everybody. They're probably the the the butt of all the jokes and she's like, I'm not. [ __ ] this. I don't want to be in it anymore. Interesting. May I mean maybe

I still find it so confusing that he is in it and she is blurred. Like as a married couple, don't you have like decisions together?

I have no idea about the all the legal issu I'd love to know, but I have Who even can guess?

Well, she's got she's got the easiest way out because she could say I'm not even Jewish. maybe that

Germanic and he's the sexiest guy in this world I think right now. So I've been really fascinated with like German culture. So hence why I I don't know if this is German or Dutch, but they're all kind of the same thing. I've been fascinated with German culture and more specifically the World War II era because

not that one. Subsequently, I was terrible at history. I didn't really care about history at the time that we had to learn it through school. I didn't even know World War II came after World War I. I knew nothing about World War II. Like, I just didn't know.

Okay, she she's doing stick right now. Yeah, this is Yes. Yeah. any of this stuff. And if there's one thing I've learned in life is that there's no stupid questions. And someone is texting me. Sorry about that. There are no stupid questions in life. Because if you don't ask questions, how are you supposed to know the answer? How are you supposed to get smarter and grow and develop? So, this is when to YouTube.

This is when she was doing the Britney Spears voice. Mhm. Yeah. She had a second puberty as well.

She talks about the good things Hitler did. Hold on. I got to find that. Let's look. We'll do a time stamp succer. H.

Um, one sec. More. Where's the trans transcript? Control F H I T. Wait, where's it? L E R. What? Damn.

F. Why is it not working? It's doing it. You're good. Oh, she usually shows in a Okay, so today I'm going to be talking about Hitler. That's coming up right here. See,

today is going to be about Hitler. That's what the video is going to be. And I know it can be a little touchy subject. Um, but I figure, you know, it's been years. You know, it's not too soon. It's been it's been years. And in fact, up until I saw Well, it wasn't in Glorious Masters. up until I saw the producers the musical.

I think she missed the point of that movie in Glorious Bastards. I don't believe that was a very uh pro-Nazi film if I recall correctly.

Yeah, they kill Hitler in that movie. I think there was just a lot of killing Nazis in that movie. Did she think the Jews were the Nazis? She got it all backwards.

Brooks that I realized like he was he was like a real person. You know what I mean? Like I always thought he was a fictional character because like um if you guys saw uh Small Brooks um Blazing Saddles,

she thought he was a fictional character. They had like a the character of Hitler and then he used him in the producers and I was when I saw the producers like I realized that the German the like Nazi guy in the movie played by Will Frell like like idolized Hitler and Hitler was this real person and I guess I understood that but like you know I always watch like the epic rap battles of history like um Hitler versus Darth Vader and like I I guess I just

the rap battles of history those were big back in the uh early 2010s. Yes. Right.

Yeah. As you the famous historical uh character uh Darth Vader, right? Villain. But again, like I didn't know about the history. So I'm Anyways, I'm digressing. So I know it can be a little bit of a touchy subject. I don't think it's too soon. And I'm not anti-Semitic in any any way. I've had a lot of Jews inside of me, if you know what I'm saying.

She's so gross. Jeez. She's so gross, man. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot. [sighs] I do know what you're saying. comment from four years ago that says Ethan needs to review this video.

I've never seen this. Wait, so what's this time stamp, baby? This is what you're asking for. The Hitler did some good.

I feel like I need to watch it. And Jesus was a Jew. I I love I love the Jews. I love him so much. I just

Anyway, so about Hitler was a great guy. Like I just got interested because I was thinking okay

so Hitler killed a bunch of Jews. That's a fact. Uh and I don't really know any more facts, but this is what I was also researching then. So I I researched like um

I don't know like I know a little bit about socialism, right? Because like when Obama got into office like it kind of reminded me of the things I did remember about Hitler when Hitler was coming into leadership like they wanted change and that was like Obama's big thing. So like I'm not comparing the two but anyways that's like okay Obama has done some good stuff for us like

Hitler's win change. They both said change worse after the Obama era. True. Things did get a lot worse since then. It's like she's trying to say the most offensive things per minute as she possibly can. Like she's talking so fast and saying so many [ __ ] up things that it's like

head spinning. That's I think it's all on purpose. For sure. Yeah, for sure. But the problem is you have to live with this [ __ ]

Yeah. If you're going to be like the Nazi troll, it's kind of hard to explain. when you go on a show for a bunch of Israelis, which is apparently like all about um ultra ultra nationalistic

your love for Israel and your deep connection to Israel. Main theme. Pick your audience, man.

So on board for Obamacare, like I am not a liberal by any means, but I'm kind of going that way because I was like, okay, yay Obamacare.

So Obama Hitler can't be all bad if he had this big following, right? Like he had this huge following at the Sound of Music, for example. Ralph in the

Charles Mansion had a following, right? You know, freaking loved Hitler more than he loved Leisel and he didn't let the Montap family escape.

Um, so I was like, why does he have such following and such a dedicated following? Um, not necessarily now. I don't think there's like a following now of Pillar cuz he's dead. Uh,

well, they're back. They're back. They've always been around. How did he really die? Does anyone really know? Because in glory,

what the [ __ ] is happening, bro? Does anyone really know how he died? Bastards. He was burned in a movie theater, but I don't remember that. I remember he

She's just This is all trolling. I'm going to skip to your uh time, sampler [sighs and gasps] was bad, but was there anything good that he did? So, here's the thing. Can you outweigh the good with the bad? Like, can evil be okay with the good? You know, he's doing the Anissa talking point.

Yeah, kind of. Um, what good came out of Hitler's leadership? Ana might have a thought on that.

I'd like to see the list. Could this all be to promote her book that's in the frame right there?

The history of my insanity. proof. Obviously, it was horrendous. And how dis like disgusting the doctor was that did the experiments on um people it was gay people, handicaps, twins, and obviously they were obviously Jewish,

right? Um or they did it on Jewish people, right? And is is like a million times worse cuz she was serious.

She's so serious. Yeah. Well, and they actually are like Trisha's like um she try she's trying to intentionally be offensive for attention bait.

Yeah. But but they they are actually anti-Semitic. Those two are like deeply [ __ ] up.

Funny when they shut up swastika boy. What you're talking about the dramas. Yeah, the dramas

and not the pises. This like blows my mind. Somebody in the chat, right? This is a good point. Hitler did kill Hitler. So

true. You know the whole thing about if you would kill baby Hitler, Hitler killed

he took care of that problem himself. Yeah, he did it. Yeah. Fact, Germany got out of depression when he came into leadership. Fact, the economy boomed in Germany. Fact like uh you know, Germany had this sort of like uh rally again like okay, we're going to we're going to overcome. We're going to we're going to be one. We're going to be united. kind of like when Obama came to office there. Everyone was like, "Yeah, we're united." Like there's one, you know.

So, I guess the thing just love when people come together, you know? [gasps] It learns when people come together.

Obama connection is very interesting. I never saw that coming. The thing is like Yeah. I mean, you can't make this video and then also go on that reality show. Like there has to be a limitation here, right?

Is this video still up? I doubt it. No. Or what? This is not her channel. This is a reup. Okay. one, why did Hitler have such a big following if he was so bad? Already said that

like were people brainwashed, you know? Um how did what happened to Germany after Hitler left?

Um that's what I would like to know. Like it's all it's all readily available. Is Germany gone?

109. It's all there. All there can read about it. Super easy to find. She's [clears throat] she's inquisitive. She's asking, you know, these are valid questions.

Yeah. Wait till she finds out about the 109. Still a big power in this world. Um, [clears throat] I feel like they is they're they are because they're in all the movies. Like Mel Brooks puts Hitler in everything, you know, and Glorious Masters, we got Kristoff Walls, we got Tiger from Germany. I feel like

St. Pauliey's beer is from Germany. Like I feel like Germany is still coming back into power. But so when Hitler died, did German tower and then come back to it.

I think it's just a really interesting thing and a like interesting topic and I don't think we get enough facts. Like I try and watch movies but like they're all such conflicting opinions, you know? Like it's it's

this is I can't listen to this. But anyway, um Oh, no. She does a Nazi slow. Well, that's part of her springtime for Hitler though, right?

Whoa. That was not What the [ __ ] this still on her page? I don't believe so. One hour ago.

That's a real Maybe she's just waving to the crowd, right? Uh, my heart goes out to you.

Yeah. [singing] To me, I'm the crap that's out to change our history. Myself, raise your hand. There's no greater dictator in the land.

I I This is This is the producers. Yeah, I know that. And I And I know she loves theater,

so I'll I'll I'll let this one slide. Yeah. Yeah. It is funny though that you're on like some Zionist ultra nationalist reality show. Just saying. Mel Brooks famously said, "I'm the only Jew who ever made a buck off Hitler." Big time. people pointing out 88 in her username. I think it's her birth year. I think she gets the pass. She's the only one that gets the pass.

Mel Brooks also It does add to the 88. 88's another like Nazi Hitler. Mel Brooks also famously said, uh, Trisha walked so Anissa could run.

Wow, that's brutal. Yeah, she was born in 88. So people people born in that one year

very anti-semitic year have have a pass the 14th day of the year and it's 1988 1488 I was doing a joke

oh yeah I see what you're going for 1488 though is no right no oh but that would

listen guys um I'm going to end can you tell me you love me in Spanish somebody's asking

say what in Spanish tell me you you love me in Spanish I [snorts] me no Um, miga

I love. Yeah. Don't say that. Make it la. No, too. There you go. I love you. Um, I got to I got to um end the show here, guys. We're doing a whole bunch of extra shows, so I'm going to keep it punctual. Um, and uh, we'll be back because we're coming back tomorrow.

We are. Um, let me uh think some super chats with Yeah, I'd love to do that. You can you can start your nap now if you want.

Thank you. I know. I don't know what's Yeah. Uh, I'm listening. I'm here. I have to do a presentation for my Spanish class to get some extra credit. One of my slides is all about ELO.

Looking for pics to use and I couldn't decide. Can Ethan tell Oh, you just read.

That's what we just did. I'm sorry about the Spanish. Yeah. Yeah. My bad. Primo numero dos.

I have a question for my fellow northerner love. I'm an enuk who also moved down south. How do you deal with not having a heat stroke every time you step outside your house? Uh, love you all from Nunavoot.

Nunavoot. Yeah. Is that a place in Sweden? No, I don't know what that is. Nun. And it's you don't know every like little village and stuff.

Oh, it's like probably right. Oh, it's like way it's northern northern Canada. Oh, see maybe they're just saying that they're from the Arctic Circle. Like they're not

from uh honestly I don't Oh, they said Dunuk, right? That's um No, I don't go out when it's too hot. You know what I mean? I wear also you you'd be surprised but I wear long armed when it's warm to protect the skin otherwise I get crispy bro.

True. Yeah. So so you got to protect yourself late. My dad just got cancer shaved off skin cancer shaved off his face. So

there you go. You guys got to be careful out there. No. So yeah I I I'll I'll put on a long shirt um

long sleeve shirt when I go out when it's too hot. Do you regularly wear uh sunscreen?

Wait, what is all the time? All the time. Everywhere. But this is a massive betrayal, bro. Trisha's getting domino ads with the bedazzles and [ __ ]

I am super excited because today is someone special's birthday. We actually go way back. So, their birthday means a lot to me.

That That's why this there's no justice in this world where like what me and Trisha and her whole career and she's doing Domino's ads. Like where's my [ __ ] Domino's ad?

You should get 5%. Dast at least, bro. Domino's mouth. I'll shut you. No, dude. Why are we watching an ad?

Good question. Although, I guess she has somebody who's not paying us and paying Trisha Pis.

Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, if you want to eat Dominoes, you can eat Dominoes one way or the other. You know what I mean? I guess to be fair, she has been plugging Domino's for a while.

Beautiful. But I ordered a cheese pizza. Oh, brother. Okay. All right. Anyways, uh Converse donated $50 and said, "Refering to my last donation about my girlfriend losing her cat or uh my girlfriend's name is Sydney. Please give her a sweet shout out." Well, shout out Sydney.

Shout out to Sydney. Coming at you live from Los Angeles, California. Sorry about your cat, as Gabe would say. Uh

did the cat die or it's sick? I think I passed away. Oh, no. I think I remember from the other day. Uh, let's see.

Store of David Liquor. Andy, [ __ ] you. After facing venue refusals and harassments for loving another woman. Damn, that sucks.

What? What's that? Uh, I'm sharing my wedding invites openly to celebrate love. It sounds like they're a gay couple and

sounds like Sounds like nobody wants to come to your wedding like Phoenix. I'm inviting all the locals to come. Since this uh show has meant a lot to us early on, I'd love to send one y'all your way. Love uh to fresh peace and love to the whole crew and the pups. Well, you don't have to do that. I don't think we'll be able to make it to the wedding. But I am very happy that you found a venue.

Well, did they? She was saying that she couldn't find a venue where they could get married.

Yeah. Yeah. Because isn't that discrimination nowadays? Like that isn't that against the law?

Uh yeah, but you have to do something about it. Wow. Where? I wonder where they live.

And it depend. I mean, you know, if you're in Alabama or something, I think technically you can do like claim religious um

Yeah. I mean, if you're trying to get married in a church, I imagine that they would have the right to refuse,

which is [ __ ] up. I'm not I've heard that uh discussion before. Yeah. I think it's stupid.

And well, I'm glad you found a venue. And even better, the ultimate joke on those bastards is that you're in love.

That's right. Exactly. Jokes's on them. Lonely ass no love having losers. But I'm sorry.

Who's in the closet now? So stupid. Who's in the closet now? You know what happens when you become a homophobe? You yourself are in the closet emotionally while they step out into the world prideful and beautiful. Who's in the closet now, [ __ ]

That's right. Flip the script. Boom. Reclaim the closet. Hey guys. Uh oh, here was the earlier Oh, I guess it was somebody else. Um, but I see your other uh message here

from Sydney or from from Sydney's girlfriend boyfriend. Why? Anyways, sorry I I'm getting lost. I'm getting lost. I'm just saying thank you Converse. Thank you. Uh, can I get a shout out? Port Favore. Peace and love. Peace and love. Dun kidney. Done kid kind

you done kid you done kidneying me around done done it now kidney shout out there was uh where where was I just saw one here can we talk about the Ross Creations oposum launcher situation um

oh yeah I didn't I saw that video didn't like it I don't know anything about Ross Creations never heard of the guy before but it was [ __ ] uh I know Ross Creations very well. I watched a lot of his videos and yeah, it was [ __ ]

What are you doing, dude? It was not cool. It It was It was just made like a an apossum trap that was like a catapult that when they stepped onto it just launched it in the air super hard like

really high to its death, I'm sure. Yeah. Um it was limping away afterwards. That's even worse. It's just going to like slowly die.

I'm pretty sure that's what I heard. It's [ __ ] up. Yeah, [ __ ] up. Not Not a fan. Bro, you need better than you.

He got a lot of [ __ ] for it. Uh so uh hopefully he realized that you know just

killing killing animals for content is who's Ross creat he's a very good prankster type person and he actually does very good videos.

Yeah, he's very creative with his pranks too. The possum thing was wild. Okay, it seemed like it kind of caught everybody off guard.

Yes, very much so. Like why the [ __ ] did you post this kind of thing? I think the idea is actually really cool that like [snorts] some kind of trap that launches you. No,

no. The idea of a trap and a launcher is cool, but like launching animals is not cool,

right? Like I don't [snorts] know. I suppose like launching like a bug. I would

I'm not really sure what it is you could do it in there, but like I get that the idea is cool, but like in practice, I'm just surprised nobody around him stopped him. By the way, I don't see any vid. Where does he post? Because his last video is a year ago.

I see a lot of his clips on uh Instagram. So, he allows people to re-upload all his content.

But where is he mostly? How does he make money? Started just paywalling all his stuff. I know he has a massive um subscription based

really content thing. Yeah. Saw somebody the hell ask what a possum is. I I I believe they're only in North America or maybe they're from Australia, but they're they're like not

they're not in the old world. Uh but they're these uh marsupials. They're rather large and um

Oh, they are marsupial. They're like the only marsupial outside of Australia, right? Yeah.

Yeah. It's like this weird anomaly. Um cute. I think they're cute as hell. Personally, a lot of people think they look gross or scary, but

Well, they are scary when you see them. I they used to rummage through a trash can when I was a kid and they hiss.

They hiss, which can be kind of freaky, but it should be said that they are not aggressive whatsoever. They're actually like pretty friendly.

So, they're really like not anything that you should be launching out of a catapult.

I started there was Moist Critical talked about it and I I do I like Moist Critical a lot and I had to stop the video cuz I was like I couldn't I didn't want to hear Moyes say anything. It was cuz it was so sad. Ela

today guys, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen. This is sadder than the time that I went to the movie theater and spilled my coke on the ground.

You just you didn't even want to hear what happened. I didn't I didn't want to hear because the second he showed the visual and he blurred it.

I saw the whole thing. I don't forget where but I Yeah. People say the old world do have possums. Really?

Say what now? H endemic to the Americas. Uh enter. It says it's an Australian maruprial right above that. So,

there's possums and or possums. Oh, aren't they the same thing? I don't think so.

What? I Google it, but I'm not. I think it's two different things. Pawsome. But Google it, please.

They're the same thing. It's just two ways of saying it. Sorry. Google. Someone added an O for no reason. Sorry.

Dumbass. Dumbass. Whoever did that, you got this [ __ ] There's a super chat here. I wanted to address this with you, Ela.

Yeah. They donated the other day and I think you had left or you weren't here or something.

It's [snorts] a fan who you ran into once. H Let me see if I can find their original super chat. Their name is Ela.

Oh. Oh, and they said years ago they were going on like Birthright or something and ran into you at the airport and you guys had this whole conversation because you were two elas and she's she's watched you for years and years.

Wow. Um, let me see if I can find her original message here. Hold on here. Oh, pawsum is correct term for the North American marsupial while possum technically refers to a different group of marsupials native to Australia and New Guinea Gina. Oh,

however, possum commu is commonly used in North America as a short and informal version of a possum.

So, there is a difference, but actually technically uh technically no, this is that is interesting.

Do they look different or are they like kind of the same sort? That's a different Mercups.

Mups. I only I only knowum from XQC. Actually, that night when me and Ian met him, we walked up to him. That's how we met him. and said, "Hey, you don't know us, but you today I think you said our boss looks like an old possum."

Oh, yeah. He did say that about me. He's like, "No, no, I was just kidding. You know, we just mess around."

I I don't understand where I watch this guy's videos. Where does he post? He on on YouTube. You clicked the wrong channel.

He has a vlog channel. Yeah. What's his main channel? It's uh Ross Vlogs or something like that, I think.

Oh. Uh but he doesn't upload often. He uploads like once a month, I think. Okay. Yeah. And then now he's he started uh putting a lot of things on his website behind a pay wall.

What? People are paying for that [ __ ] Yeah. Well, I'm not I stopped watching him when he started doing it.

So here is See, his last upload was 2 months ago. So I'm just So I guess this was a big video for him.

He probably put a lot of effort into that. He had a lot of time to think about it.

Yeah, they are really high effort videos. He'll do like um he made half of his house behind a window and he like a plexiglass regular soda machine

and then he had a bear on one side of the house and he called in like a repairsman in the house and they come into the house and there's a bear.

But then since they put up a plexiglass, they can do that like uh safely. It's like really high effort.

Mhm. He's a real prankster. I put a I made a set up a soda machine that gives hot dogs instead of soda. That's pretty funny.

Oh, she's doing it. She's doing it all night. A hot dog. It's really dumb, but it is kind of funny. He'll also put like uh he'll he'll replace all the oil in his car with like milk and drive it to like a a mechanic and they open it up and empty the oil and it's

kind of funny. That's kind of funny. It's good. Good giggles, bro. Wait, I want to see that one. That's

Is this the same guy that put beans in his computer? Oh, it's beans he put in his oil. Yeah, you're right.

Wait, so wait, he put Search bean car mechanic. There's a guy that put it in his computer and then took it invited like a IT guy

filling my PC with beans. It probably was the same guy. Yeah. And he he is so funny cuz he

never admits no one's ever pranked Ross, but today that's exactly what we're going to do.

He just sticks with it. We should have just stuck to being pranks, man. That's good stuff. You need to start killing animals.

So, where's the bean? Where's They probably put it at the end. There you go. That's it.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Good. Nice try. I'm watching all this. Oh, we got that Goya. That freaking mosquito, dude. I'm going to murder its family. First, I'm going to capture it, tie it to a little chair, burn the family's house down with them in it. While that me

Oh, no. It didn't work. I cannot wait for him to get here. I'm so excited. And I'm going to play like as stupid as possible.

I just spoke with you. Hey, the guy my brother called to fix a computer. Yes, it was working. It works good. And then, you know,

and then it goes to the blue screen, right? When it's on and it's working, you can do whatever you want to do on. Is that what happens?

Right. Most of the time, and then maybe 5 10 minutes in, it'll go just turn blue.

I did I speak to you on the phone or did I speak to my brother? Okay. He said you had like files that are important on here.

Well, I mainly use it for video games. So, is can we turn it on just Yeah. Uh-huh.

Oh, it's up here. Mhm. Got it. He said it's Windows 7. Uh Vlog Creations is the name of this uh channel, his second channel here.

Yeah. Non. And you can see lots of videos of him not uh torturing animals. Yeah, that's right.

Like this bean this old bean prank here has been Microsoft no longer supports it. So what happens

I don't usually have more than three windows up at a time. So that shouldn't be an issue.

Well, see it actually is an issue. Can we just cut to the chase? Open the [ __ ] case, bro.

Oh, wow. It came on this morning and then it turned blue and then it turned off again.

Oh, did that come out? It might It must have. How'd that come out? I don't know.

They all just fall out. I tried pressing some of the buttons on the back. But the computer's not even turning on and it's plugged in.

Uh-huh. It come It came It comes on sometimes and then just turns off and then sometimes it doesn't come on.

Okay. Um, it sounds to me like a power supply unit might have gone bad. I don't know what that one is. I'm going to call my uncle and tell him that

what is going on. One minute. I'm going to tell him that you're working on and telling me the power supply.

Oh my gosh, dude. Power. I Yeah, he say it's a power. Wait, wait, wait. Come here for a minute.

He said it's power. Dude, have you ever opened this computer up before? No. I'm going to open it up and show you something I've never seen before in my life. What?

What? This [clears throat] is not supposed to be inside a computer. This is beans inside me.

He never admits to it being he just like on Craigslist. I use it straight. Yeah, that's good.

Holy [ __ ] I never had an issue. None of this these black things. All these This is like food.

It's not like to help the computer stay cool or anything. No, no, no, no. Someone sold you something with a bunch of beans in it. Beans. you get in a Mexican restaurant

and that's not good for for the computer. Uh, no. I I have never in my life anything like this before. I am shocked.

All this should be Okay. Well, there it is. Watch. Enjoy. Enjoy for your own vlog creations where the video of him torturing the animal appears to be taken down.

That one is gone. And the bean gags are plenty. They're everywhere. There's beans everywhere.

So, I think he allows people to like re-upload it as long as you credit it. I don't know if he still does that, but it's pretty interesting concept for a channel like his.

This thumbnail is crazy. I don't know why. It's like some Asian dude. Why some Asian dude? I saw who it was.

Right. Was his face blurned in the video? Yeah, but he was obviously like an old white guy.

Yeah, but Yeah. But it's just for the the the soy. Yeah, the soy, I guess. Sure. But anyway, go check them out. And uh what any other donos you want to read?

Yeah, there's a $50 one. Uh late to the pot are getting caught up, but what the [ __ ] My quote audio is gobbled. Gobbled's nuts jokes uh was used without permission. And this is stolen valor. Take it up with Andro 6000. I think that was their name. Uh which Andraw 6000 also donated 50 bucks. So, thank you to you both. And uh I hope you guys can work it out.

That that was the joke that someone got me with 3 years apart and made that compilation.

Well, maybe that's Noel Angely. Does that sound right? Probably something like that.

Very dedicated. Um let me see if there is any big ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, we start peace prize for confident fat Jews.

Sorry. What? You think you could be nominated for that? For fat jew of the year. Fat confident Jew of the year.

Yeah, easily. FIFAs. I mean, there are a lot I'll be honest. There are a lot of fat confident Jews

for some reason. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But I think I'm I think I know a few. Well, the biggest problem is that I'm just not that fat anymore.

Name three fat fat, confident Jews. They're out there, you know, in Seth Rogan.

He's not that fat anymore. Yeah, he lost a lot. Um, we started watching the PDD documentary. Are you guys watching that? Yeah, me and Lena watched it. That [ __ ] was crazy.

Yeah, I saw it over the weekend. It was nuts. It's nuts. He's a sick [ __ ] disturbed man.

Yeah, it it gets it gets like progressively worse. I Yeah, we haven't got We're like halfway

two episodes, I think. Um here's uh it's my girlfriend's 40th birthday. Could she get a birthday? Uh is not

40. Yeah, your birthday is not that important. Shout out over the head for Lindsay. Also,

also she thinks Ethan looks young as [ __ ] Lover, you best age. 40s is the best age. You are so youthful. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. I love you so much.

Uh, love and Owen are wearing the same outfit. Uh, says Takero Kobayashi. Who's Owen?

Owen. Who the [ __ ] Owen? Oh, yeah. We were actually Yeah, I had the LA hat on, too.

Alpha, bro. Yeah. [ __ ] on me. Hey. Uh 10 plus year, this is a donation for Megan. Uh 10 plus year fan since the beginning. Proudly top 8% of listeners. I'm a silent viewer, but know my love for y'all's uh lives loudly in my home. Peace and love. Well, thank you.

Love you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Somebody asked tomorrow, "How often did you go to Bullwinkles?" Do you know what that is?

Isn't that the cartoon about the moose? Um I think that was a restaurant I went to and would get hash browns.

Oh, yeah. Well, how often did you go there? Why are you not Why are you answering a question?

Often enough, I guess. Because why are they asking you about bowling? They're asking me, I think, about Ohio State.

Oh, okay. It's a famous restaurant at the uni. I don't even know, dude. She said she ate there, I guess, one or two times, maybe. Hash browns, something like that.

Wait, let me see. Bull Winkles. All right. Like a bunch of bowl to me. Uh Juliana family, today's my 26th birthday. Zach, can I please get a James Charles falling down the stairs uh stairs soundbite?

That was quick. Please tell your dogs I say hi. Yeah, Ethan, I'll let him know. Thank you.

I don't know. Juliana said hi. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Uh all right. Um

wait, it said how often do I eat at Bullwinkles? How of How many times did you eat at Bullwinkles?

You don't actually. Never mind. Yeah. Never really. No. Do you know what they're talking about? At least

now I do. Yeah. Was it at the spot? you know. So why didn't you ever go there? I didn't get out a lot.

Okay, fair enough. I I [snorts] relate. And finally, Steven Bradley to the Dodgers fans. Look after Diaz for us. Love a sad Mets fan. So is that happening? I saw a little thing.

Confirmed, baby. So the Dodgers continue to get more expensive players. Yes. Wow. [clears throat]

Bottomless pit of a budget there here in LA. But Diaz is not like like he's a great guy. He's not he's not getting

he's on Otani money. It's not Otani money. Oh well, but he's getting a lot. I got Zack clapping over there for him.

That's a that's a big get, man. Like we need pitchers. [ __ ] yeah. I feel like the whole fundamentals of baseball is deeply unfair. Like there should be a spending cap.

I mean, that's a big debate that's happening right now. A lot of people agree with you.

Like if you have the best money and you just buy the best players, then of course you're going to win every year. The argument is that it needs a [snorts] spending cap, but it also needs a spending floor because a lot of the uh smaller teams, their owners just don't invest any money.

Spending floor is a little dicey though cuz you're just going to kick people off for being poor.

Uh or well, they No. No. How not? Because it it's not a matter of them being poor. It's that they they want them because the smaller teams get a like cut like they there's a money pool going on in baseball. So like the smaller markets get money from places like LA essentially, but they're not it they're perceived as not then going on to spend that money to try and improve.

So they are given money, right, to recruit players and they're being cheap. Well, they're just being given money in general. But the

this is the feelings of a lot of the fans in those smaller markets that they're pissed at their own teams because they perceive their owners as like not being willing to shell out money to get good players for Got it.

Yeah. So anyways, that's your been your sports mo. Appreciate that. Hey, this is Dan

Tuesday's episode. All right, let's go home. All right, everybody. Thanks for watching. Have a great evening. Uh thank you to our members. I love y'all so much. Thank you to everybody for watching. Tomorrow is Wednesday and we will be back and that will be our final episode in the office because Thursday we're going to be playing or no Friday we're going to be playing poker and then after that is our final week of shows. So stay tuned. We're having too much fun guys. Come on the H3 show. See you tomorrow.

David Licker. Andy, [ __ ] you. Baby, do you recognize me? Well, it's been a year. Happy Christmas.

So, shout out to Selena and Danny Blanco. No no.

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Who speaks in "The Trisha Paytas Reality Show Is Worse Than We Thought..."?

Ethan Klein (Host), Dan (Guest), Ela (Guest), Nate (Guest), Selena Gomez (Guest), Bennett Blanco (Guest).

What is "The Trisha Paytas Reality Show Is Worse Than We Thought..." about?

The discussion focuses on the ongoing critique and analysis of Trisha Paytas' reality show, emphasizing its unexpected shortcomings. The hosts also engage the audience with interactive segments like a mystery soda taste test and a sound byte tournament, enhancing viewer participation while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining tone.

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The episode runs 2 h 53 min; the transcript is about 30,739 words in 1023 timestamped sections.

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