A Juicy Day In The Life Of Heather McDonald

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 5:00: Kristen S., Laura Mercier
2. 5:00 – 10:00: Madison Reed

Notable quotes from "A Juicy Day In The Life Of Heather McDonald"

• Trying to get like that more natural like dewy look. So, I do that and then I have this Laura Mercier and I do like a dot of this like glowy in between like little three little dots.

  about Laura Mercier · at 2:53

• Minutes. Oh, okay. So, a lot of people were asking about this hair this curling iron. This is also Kristen S.

  about Kristen S. · at 3:55

• Decent to cover the grays before I can go to my hair guy or Madison Reed. Either or. I have to get my hair colored. I have grays because of the style of this hair.

  about Madison Reed · at 5:02

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Kristen S. — Person · 1 mention · first at 4:00

Companies & orgs

• Nars — Company · 2 mentions
• Laura Mercier — Company · 1 mention · first at 2:58
• Madison Reed — Company · 1 mention · first at 5:08

Full transcript with timestamps

0:09 Listen, I know you guys want to know like what's it like to go out for your birthday or girls dinner or what's these restaurants you hear about that are often featured on the valley or the Kardashians like the restaurant I'm going to tonight, Castelina and Woodland Hills where my Juicy Scoop drink is. And I want to do show it all to you. So, it's better that I do it this way in a longer video than the short little clips on Instagram stories like I've been doing the last few years where I feel like you don't guys don't really get the full experience. So, here we go. I'm just doing my makeup because I'm about to do a live stream on Patreon, but then I'll like get dressed in my outfit. Just finishing up the lashes. People always ask me what kind of lashes. They are Ardell three long, three medium, two shorts.

1:02 And this is the duo. I always use this in the black gray. And I do never get the waterproof. Never ever get the waterproof. So, okay. This is something people always ask me about. This is Stila. It looks like a lip gloss, but it's actually a sparkly eyes shadow that I put on over like when I've already done my brownish stuff. I always pretty much do brown eyeshadow. I don't really go off from anything different than that. Now, here's something fun that people always ask me about is everyone um contours their face. And when you don't have a great nose, it's really important to do it. So, here are these.

1:50 These are from Target. This is NYX. They have a couple different colors. This is a little darker of a color. I want to use that, but it's almost out. And I just go on my nose, little on the end, little. You're going to see how it looks better. Okay. And then, um, that one's almost out. So, I'm going to use this one. Okay. And I'm going under my cheek. I do want it a little higher than my cheek. The jaw little like here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. Then I take like this type of a brush and I just kind of like push it up the color.

2:37 This kind of gives you that more defined jaw. Who knows if it even works, but whatever. This is where I do my makeup. Okay, now um Oh, this I really like. This is Nars cuz everyone's always trying to get like that more natural like dewy look. So, I do that and then I have this Laura Mercier and I do like a dot of this like glowy in between like little three little dots. This is a Nars. It's called Orgasm and it's like a chunky look. It's pretty big. Um, it's like a boner coming up. Take me now. All right, let's move over to the hair department. Oh, hi. Hi, hair department.

3:35 Okay, wash off the duo on your hand. That's the glue. Let's shut some drawers to look nice. Hold on. How much How much time do we have before we should be sitting down? Um, we got 12 minutes. 12 minutes and then Well, it's really 20 minutes. Oh, okay. So, a lot of people were asking about this hair um this this uh curling iron. This is also Kristen S. She has a line at Target. And um this shape, this size, I like the most for my hair because it's an easy way to curl it and uh it holds it very well. Like sometimes when I get my hair done and like at a dry bar or something and they curl it, it never lasts. The curl never lasts. And something about this curling iron, this shape, I don't know, psychologically that that has like a gold thing. It just it just holds the curl.

4:40 So now I've done one side. This is the bigger side since I have a side part. And I just spray. This hair spray has been my favorite hairspray for so long. It looks like it's from like the 1960s, but what I love about it is that I can keep my hair for several days, brush through it, and it holds. The smell is decent to cover the grays before I can go to my hair guy or Madison Reed. Either or. I have to get my hair colored. I have grays because of the style of this hair. I only really have to spray this right here where the gray is. Okay, so here we go.

5:22 Oh, let's do lipstick now before we go. I think once you do your lips, you're gonna This is enough for me. I think for now. For now. Don't think I won't. And then I put this over it. Bucks them. Now, the only thing about this is Peter does not like it and therefore like he doesn't want to kiss me when I'm wearing it because it does have like a a minty flavor. Drake has like taken a drink of mine, remember? And you didn't and you're like, "Oh, what is that?" So, I'm just saying girls like if you're like dating someone, maybe don't use this if you're looking to kiss. I don't think guys like kissing it. But it is great. Effortless. Just walked off the beach.

6:12 Okay. And we're ready to go. When they finally were alone, they were so tired from the free cops that they were just asleep. Like she barely had one in one boon time with him. And the rumor is that this woman is 50 Cents baby mama. This is my salad from yesterday. I only ate half of it. It's not that good, but I just kind of want to like fill myself up a little bit so that I'm like still really hungry for dinner in 3 hours. Mhm. It is. It's pretty good. It's pretty hearty. I mean, I guess this whatever. I guess this is keeping it real. Like, what is this? Oh, these are the Oh, these are reusable bags. Look at us. So, it's no secret that I am not considered to have been blessed with athletic jeans, but pickle ball, I feel like I can keep a rally going, but I need to play with other people that are not good and that are women. As you'll see, playing against this giant thing is difficult.

7:31 I was trying to work on my back hand. Oh, he's trying to be nice cuz you're filming. Okay. I know it's just the warm up. That's No, this is the game. Okay. 0001. Okay. Last one. Why don't you try to be nice since we're filming? Like just keep a rally going. Come on. Just give me the ball. I need to go on my second serve. Okay. Okay. Nice shot.

8:18 Okay. Also had this mic on me weighing my tits down here. Yep. That's easy. Oh good. That's why you guys got to close the fence. The door open, Dingleberry. Yeah, you got to close the fence. That's me out. Oh god. Okay. Okay. Well, see, when you're dealing with a 65 partner on the women's pickle ball team, maybe it's not fair. Okay,

9:22 my back hand got a point. I now have two points. Okay, come on. Oh my god, I think I'm going to be tired. I wasn't even ready. It's game point. 1031. Good game. Thanks Dina. Okay, good playing. We'll see you later.

10:22 Oh my god. We just um I just p I got did my hair and makeup. I did a live and then I wanted to pick a ball. So then I got a little sweaty. I just pickle ball. Pickle. I did. You played like that. Well, I had shorts on. You look good. I know. I I know. I look good. No, I just I am a little my hair is like a little sweaty, but who cares? This This is a new ring. And I'll tell you, it's Here's a secret just for the YouTubers. This ring is the Kathy Hilton, you know, not like remakes of like the social lights rings that she loves. Did you have it made or No, no, she sells it. Like anyone can get it. She does.

11:09 Yeah. It's like a a fun like 1970s cocktail ring. Happy birthday. Thank you. Thank you, Michelle and Julie. Um, okay. I'm very excited to open my present. Oh, I love that it comes with this cute little bag. Like a nice addition to the pool. Oh, you bought the bag. Yeah, but you know when you go to the pool at these places, you're like, "Oh gosh, I need a little something to keep my phone in and my sunglasses." Oh, yes. You can come on my spa day. So nice. I love the Four Seasons. It's so close. Okay, I want to ask you guys. Okay, I might wear this dress. I might not. It It kind of matches the drink. The drink is a blood orange drink, but it's a little challenging and I want to eat. Okay, so I have several jackets to choose from.

12:06 Or maybe I just do a whole another outfit. Okay. So, with these tan shoes, I thought maybe this because it's like a little more evening. Or does it look weird the colors? Okay. Wait. But how does it does it look weird together or not? I think it's nice. I think it's very nice. I do too. I think it's chic. I like it. You like it? I do. Okay. The other choices are This is like I'm a sexy dermatologist. Yeah. kind of kind of like, "Hi, ladies." Like like the new housewife who's a dermatologist is like, "We're going to blow up your lips." I I think I like option A. Okay, still on A.

12:49 Still on A. And then as a last choice, this just might be too much orange. Okay. And then this one I wear a lot, but I think it's too casual with the sequins. But I like how over big it is. But I don't I don't think with the sequins or No, it is a good jacket. It's Ramy Brook and it's like big. So I kind of feel like tiny in it. I just think I think maybe not the white. I think the white is a little too like daytime. Takes it away. All right. Okay. Get ready. Get ready for the fashion show. Yes. I like it, but I like the orange better. I think that's beautiful.

13:44 I loving it, but I just It more spring summer than the orange. The orange says red is your color, but you always I feel like summer. The orange is more summer. It is. I think it pops a little more for your birthday. Wait, let's take some photos before we leave. Oh, no. I don't like that. Look at that arm. I don't think I like the light. No. Okay, well, that's what that angle that arm looks like. Okay, we're Okay, well, let's go back to the normal one. Oh my god. Here, take just a two a couple more sips and then we'll go. I got my driver's license before I got my period. Okay. I was 14 and my dad said the longer it takes to get it, the longer it lasts. Like womanhood lasts longer. Who wants it to last? That's what I didn't know that until I was But I also heard you start your period then you go into menopause later. Not true. Went into Mon menopause early 47 because you said the shot right after the shot.

14:52 Okay. So, now that you say this, when I'm on stage about to fade when Jesus flicked me, I was bragging about my co shots, but I was like, "And I got the first of the shingles." No, I said because I'm kind of old, but I still get my period. And then like Joe Rogan was like, "Oh, she's saying that because so many women stopped getting their period after the co shot." You really? And I was like, "What?" And then but a and now that I look back that's pretty much when I stopped getting we don't have to go through the time. Yeah. We're not trying to have a baby at 50. I think that's one of the greatest things that God did is that if we get divorced and meet somebody we don't have to start a whole another family but our exes do. Great.

15:39 Be at Disneyland with a need brace at 70 years old. I don't want to go. I love not having my period. I think it's the greatest thing. Who doesn't? I don't know. I always ran out of tampons. I always I had a horrible experience at uh Atlantis. I don't Do we want to know this? No, I just, you know, whatever it happens like Drake, you know, and and I remember Drake and then Drake's like, "What's wrong?" I go, "I just like Drake, you have to watch like Brandon make sure he doesn't drown. I'm getting my period. I have to get a tampon." And Brandon was like, "What's a tampon?" And Drake's like, "It's like a band-aid for your vagina." So loud.

16:19 I've always wanted to know how it works. I had to put one under the sink to show how it expands. Oh my. They're like, "How does the thing work?" I'm like, "Well, did you have the videos in school that showed you how this stuff like you went to private schools?" No. And and I do tell boys that. I'm like, "Listen, you got to know." Like, do you know how much it sucks that for 40 years, five days a month, we have to [ __ ] deal with this. We have to make sure that we have like I'm telling you, that is the part about getting older is not getting that [ __ ] period. I agree. Best thing ever. There's always something where you have to drink. Always. There's always there's always Oh my there's such a funny Tik Tok thing where there's like an a viral audio of like a girl going like and it's someone put like when you buy a lake house and she's like I just like I partied this weekend and then I've been having to party next weekend.

17:11 That's how that's what I feel like. That's what we were saying. I just want to like not drink. Oh, how's that work, you guys? Am I crazy or is this the new generation with kids where like now it's like it's cool to be like mocktail sober and stuff? Yes. Right. So, maybe that is their fun. I'm not mad at it. Mad like 9:00 at a Yeah. You're fired up on coffee. We took We took Drake and our friend's daughter and her friend who's going to law school. We all went to the nest and the two girls that had all just graduated from Chapman, they had never partied that hard in their life than when they were with the Gen X parents.

17:51 Oh my gosh. She was I was I was teaching her how to order the proper Cosmo, not too sweet or sour. And she was just like, I have never drank that much. I I drink like twice a year. That was like the most fun that we've ever had. And so I'm just like, you know what? We are the party generation. But we drink from the hose. Oh, yes. We like to dance. We like to dance. We do like to dance. We like to rip it like it.

18:43 Oh my god. Do you want to know what's going on? Okay, these are all my presents. Let's look at all the presents. So, Liz and Lori got these little gifts for everybody. Everybody. And they were they were look. Okay, everybody got this. How exciting is this? I want to show you Lil C's candy and a cute candle. So, you could travel with this candle. You could put it in your room. Whatever. Let's see what else I got. How cute is this bag? How cute is this bag? That is from Janine. Okay. This is from This is from Liz from Skiims. It's their loungewear.

19:38 Liz used to work for the Kardashians, so we got this situation happening. Love love love. Okay, hold on. Then Lori got me this and she goes, "This is from my family." Okay. How cute is this skirt? Oh my god. Perfect ball. How cute. How cute is this whole situation? Okay, I guess I got another gift. Okay, I mean another whatever. Okay. Oh, look at this candle. Okay, it's a fancy fancy. Take a whiff. Take a whiff. Smell the wealth. Oh, look how pickle ball. Pickle ball. Pickle ball. We got some pickle ball. I think that's it. I think that's it. Amazing. Best done ever. Castelina picked up everything. Of course, we tipped. Don't worry. Thank you for watching. Please like subscribe share.

20:50 It really means a lot to me. We put a lot of effort into this and I hope you enjoy hearing about my life. So, thank you so much

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "A Juicy Day In The Life Of Heather McDonald"?

In order: 0:00 Kristen S., Laura Mercier; 5:00 Madison Reed.

What is mentioned in this Heather McDonald episode?

4 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Nars, Laura Mercier, Kristen S., Madison Reed. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "A Juicy Day In The Life Of Heather McDonald"?

The episode runs 21 min; the transcript is about 2,932 words in 24 timestamped sections.

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