IHIP News: Trump's DISASTER Attempt at DISTRACTION From Epstein as He FAILS Another DEMENTIA Test?!

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 5:00: Cash Patel, Mara Lago
2. 5:00 – 10:00: Mara Lago
3. 20:00 – 20:45: RFK Jr. / RK Jr.

Notable quotes from "IHIP News: Trump's DISASTER Attempt at DISTRACTION From Epstein as He FAILS Another DEMENTIA Test?!"

• Buried in a New Year's Eve dump is a banger of a headline, you guys. So, Kanks and his affiliation with Mara Lago. They were sending spa employees, teenage girls for services…

  about Mara Lago · at 0:00

• RFK Jr. A president that Caplock tweets multiple times, don't take Tylenol. this is they're just it's unbelievable how incompetent and stupid they are.

  about RFK Jr. / RK Jr. · at 20:19

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Cash Patel — Person · 2 mentions · first at 0:33
  More and more you get into this, the more you understand the wall that Bondi, Cash Patel, and others are putting up surrounding this because it's not that his it's going to embarrass his friends.
• RFK Jr. / RK Jr. — Person · 1 mention · first at 20:19
• Hiroshi Nagai — Person · 1 mention

Companies & orgs

• Zocdoc — Company · 1 mention

Places & events

• Mara Lago — Place · 2 mentions · first at 0:05

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 Buried in a New Year's Eve dump is a banger of a headline, you guys. So, Kanks and his affiliation with Mara Lago. They were sending spa employees, teenage girls for services to Jeffrey Epstein's house. Even TMZ is reporting this. Pop this up. Mara Lago Spa sent teen workers on house calls to Jeffrey Epstein's lair. And this is just it. The more and more you get into this, the more you understand the wall that Bondi, Cash Patel, and others are putting up surrounding this because it's not that his it's going to embarrass his friends.

0:41 It's him. The president of the United States is right in the middle of this. So, how is he responding to all of this? Let's see what he's doing this new year. The White House doctors have just reported that I am in perfect health and that I aced meaning was correct on 100% of the questions asked for the third straight time my cognitive examination something which no other president or previous vice president was willing to take. PS I strongly believe that anyone running for president or vice president should be mandatorily forced to take a strong meaningful and proven cognitive examination. Our great country cannot be run by quote stupid or caplocks incompetent people. President DJT. So, what this tells me is that he has failed another cognitive exam and he takes these things like a crack addict hits a pipe. He can't stop taking them because I think he thinks if I take another one then maybe I'll pass this one. [snorts]

1:44 Well, here's the thing. Everything with Donald Trump, everything he says is a projection. And what that tells me is he's failing cognitive tests. He knows he's incompetent. He knows everybody's talking about his health with the bruises on his hands, the cankles, how he makes no sense. He even with his guarded inner circle is hearing that and so he does what he always does does which is to gaslight us and say oh no I'm so healthy blah blah blah blah blah. The reality is this man should not be in charge of anything. He should be in an old folks home. He has serious cognitive decline and some significant health problems. And the Jeffrey Epstein thing doesn't surprise me at all. And it's just insane that he is admitting to consistently taking tests that are for dementia, right? You know, it's not like he's taking an IQ test and saying, "Guess what? I got 180 on my IQ test. I scored genius level." And so, here's

2:44 what I have to say to his claims. I think the Democrats need to challenge him to a public cognitive test. And the person who administers it has to be completely not connected to the inner circle of either party. And I think you line up Hakee Jeff, Chuckles, um, Kanks and others. Get Cash Patel in there, too. I'd be curious for Grin.

3:09 Yeah, get him in there. Get Caroline Levit and some others in there and let's do them live. But what's so amazing is the way Joe Biden's health was covered. And justifiably, if you're president of the United States, you want a big boy job, you're going [clears throat] to get big boy press coverage. Everything you do is going to be heavily, heavily scrutinized. Otherwise, if you don't want that, don't run for president.

3:32 And Trump is [clears throat] admitting that he is taking dementia tests constantly. I mean, why would have you taken one? Well, yeah, we did give you one. I failed it. But but it's not something, right? Nobody takes a cognitive test unless their cognitive ability is in question.

3:51 Well, here's some cooperating evidence to our theory that he is in fact failing his cognitive test. Two reports came out. The first one is the ailing president begged White House staff to give him quote fewer more important meetings during his average workday. This is being reported by the Daily Beast and they say sick and sleepy Trump 79 is begging staff for easier schedule. Another story broke on the weekend that his staff was begging him to look more awake in public. Okay. So, he's saying, "Hey, I don't want to work that hard. Quit giving me important meetings." Which again, if you don't want a big boy job, don't run for the big boy position. But these guys, these MAGA men are so incredibly weak.

4:44 Not only is this strong man that they elected, not only is he like weak physically right now, but even before that, the nonstop whining titty baby parade. These people hurt my feelings. This comedian hurt my feelings. It's like I think we should do a test like a hurt feelings test. Like if your feelings get hurt because of a comedian on a late night show, perhaps your uh the structure of your ego is not compatible with being the leader of the free world. Maybe we should do that kind of test as well publicly. Well, mental health tests, he needs those. You know what's so fascinating to me is we already see that his schedule is so I mean condensed compared to other presidents. He doesn't start till the middle of the day. He does his press conferences. You don't hear about his schedule being jam-packed. What you see is him playing golf and him running around on social media all night. I think the reason that the schedule isn't

5:47 very detailed is because it would start with meetings with designers, meetings with architects, meetings with people about marble, meetings about his ballroom. I that's what he is interested in. And then people now he's selling pardons from anywhere from 1 to$6 million. He's probably meeting about, you know, how can we um get this, you know, this journalist hurt my feelings. None of it is about I need to service this electorate. I need to make the government run more efficiently. All of that was a lie, right?

6:19 This is the biggest con job ever. And I think we're down to probably I would say around 30 33% of the people that approve him approve of him and approve of his administration. And that to me, the people that are seeing everything that we're seeing and are continuing to watch Fox News, I see very little daylight between these Americans and those that supported the Nazis in Germany. I just don't see that big of a difference.

6:45 No, I completely agree. They are willing to excuse any comment, any conduct, whether it be criminal, unethical, immoral. They seem to like it. They seem to like the fact that he is not held accountable for his actions. They don't care that this administration is killing people. It's almost like a relief. It's like these people feel like relieved like finally, finally, we don't have to uh be polite anymore. We don't have to uh govern incrementally anymore. We can just break it all. We're entitled. We can be racist. we can um rig the system more for wealthier people and demean and diminish uh a working person's chance of climbing a ladder. It seems like they relish in all of this which brings me to the hubris in this administration. This tweet came from the Homeland Security Office and first and foremost they used and stole without permission a post of Hiroshi Nagayi's work and he's a Japanese artist without his consent and

7:57 they put it up and it said America after 100 million deportations. And the tweet attached to this meme is the peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world. We have a population of 340 million people. And so here it is. Here's the United States population. 340 million people. Seth, put up the next slide. As of 2020, white Americans numbered 235,411,57,000 or 71% of the population, including people who identified as white, are in combination with another race. It just so happens that the 100 million that Steven Miller and others in this White House is they stole a Japanese artist without his consent. The number of non-white people in this country are 100 million.

8:56 This is they're not even hiding the Nazi right now. Like, so this was their first post of the new year. This is their first post. We've got Kank saying, "I don't want to be in important meetings. I want fewer important meetings." Homeland Security is putting this out. I saw the most alarming cringe video that I will spare the viewers from a Mara Lago um New Year's Eve party or New Year's party and it was Vanilla Ice singing Ice Ice Baby with a Ninja Turtle on stage. Katie Miller who unfortunately has announced she's breeding again and is with child and she's filming Stephen Miller and then flips the camera around to Christy Gnome the puppy killer and cosplayer and they're singing Ice Ice Baby celebrating and you have to understand these people like the 100red million people that they're talking about deporting and the people that ICE has already kidnapped and detained. I read an article this

9:56 morning, very alarming. A man who has lived in this country for 34 years, single dad of six children was deported.

10:03 No humanity, none. Um, and so these people are celebrating this. They're celebrating the cruelty. It is it is uh uh cruelty and wreckage of families for sport. This is a sport for them. Well, I think they get off on it. I think it's a they are tantalized. [gasps] The interesting part about that photo to me, the first thing I saw when I saw it and I did think about the hundred million, but I really looked at that car and it's an old car and I thought make America great again. That wants that goes back to women can't have mortgages in their own name. They can't have credit card Jim Crow raw uh laws on the books. That's what they want. And it surprises me zero that they don't give a what country you're from, whether it's a third world country, as long as you are white.

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12:45 There's a lot of national pride, big flags all over the South. And this government, this regime is intentionally taking power away from the United States of America and they're making the country in the form of like Victor Orban's um Hungary or um Vladimir Putin's Russia. They're doing it because they want the government to service oligarchs. They do not want what's a threat to them is what just happened in New York City. A government fueled by the people. All these billionaires, all these oligarchs took on Zoron Mandani and they lost because he sees a government of the people, by the people, for the people. That is the power of the United States of America. That is a problem for these depraved, exploitative billionaires that are in the throws of some crazy psychosis right now. The Guardian has done some incredible reporting on this. Uh, the world's 500 richest people have a total wealth of

13:49 11.9 trillion. Their wealth up by 2.2 trillion in 2025. Just the last year, you guys. 2.2 trillion. Eight billionaires accounting for 25% of the gains. These eight billionaires fund right-wing parties oppose worker/human rights cause more pollution than normal people. So the these eight billionaires that fund this they have benefited from this and they are very threatened and intimidated and to quote JD Vance they've never thought about saying thank you to their customer base. They've never thought about saying thank you to a an American economic system with so many loopholes and so much unfairness and so much inequality that they were able to get to this ascend to this financial windfall.

14:50 Instead, they want more. Something about people that get this much money, at least the ones that are out in in the news. I'm sure there's a nice billionaire or two here or there, but you don't hear them. They're not coming out fighting for democracy right now. The only ones I see are these stingy, greedy, flagrant ones. And Elon Musk just announced over the weekend he is going to spend millions more on getting Republicans elected to quote get the country back. His words, not mine. They have the country, right? They have everything. They have everything. So this psychosis of these billionaires and where are the wealthy patriots? Where are the people that are standing up saying absolutely not. The electorate is also our customer base and we're going to have to pay more and we're going to have to get this lying criminal and these Nazis that want to deport a 100red million Americans. I mean, have they

15:48 ever been to the Statue of Liberty? Have they ever had a civics class? But they have. And they've determined and they think they're so smart because they're so rich. And that's the biggest lie of American culture. They've determined I don't think democracy is great anymore. And so they're going to rig the system to undo it. It's it's really stunning when you think about most of these billionaires have profited from a an American taxpayer. Example, Elon Musk, all the subsidies from the government, and then they come in, they're going to take all the money.

16:22 They don't want to pay workers. And it's like, who's going to buy your products? Who's going to be your customer base after you take all the money? And I've been saying for a long time they don't value poor people or sick people. They think they should not have a voice [snorts] and they think they are smarter and they know better than these people than anybody else. The collective wisdom. They think they're entitled to the power and they don't place value on anything but money. And so it's easy for them to dehumanize black people, brown people, sick people, poor people because they simply think they're better. And I do want to say I think another reason that Elon Musk is quadrupling down on funding Republicans is because if there is a blue tsunami um he is going to be held accountable for his illegal actions at Doge. So he initially funded Donald Trump, bought Twitter, all of these things to gain the election, game the

17:22 algorithms because he was fearful of all the investigations being conducted against him and against his uh companies. He went in with Doge, shut them all down. He's probably illegally, in my opinion, taken that he shouldn't take.

17:36 Agree. And the House Dems will have an accountability for this. So of course he's going to spend probably not just hundreds of millions this time. He's probably going to spend billions of dollars this time. You have to remember the lesson he learned in Wisconsin. We also have to remember that he is one of the most unpopular people in the world polling wise right now. Uh less popular than Donald Trump, which that's a really low bar. So, we need to remember that we have to keep the heat on the exploitation and the entitlement and the anti-democratic nature of these billionaires that are parasitic. They see the American democracy, the American public, is something that they can suck off of and then control and manage. Meanwhile, as Pump to Pumps point, they're demeaning you, the worker, the American worker, should you need health care. They don't understand the problem that you would go to a hospital and the doctor would say,

18:37 "Well, I see a mass, but unfortunately, we need to do an MRI and your insurance won't cover that." They don't understand that. They don't even go to normal people hospitals. These people go to uber uber rich people, doctors. Everything is at their fingertips, including the American taxpayer money. This group of people are experiencing a mass psychosis where they think they are and should control the world and they are colluding with other international forces that feel the same way. And the United States of America, if we do not stay focused in 2026, and trust me, I know it's exhausting, will go the exact way of Russia. Look at Russia when they caved to Putin and oligarchy. Look at what he did. He killed Alex Naldi. He kills other uh oligarchs in Russia. This is a government set up for Vladimir Putin. It has been long rumored that he is the richest man in the world. That Vladimir Putin is the richest man in the

19:38 world. Far richer than even Elon Musk. And that is the system that our government. We're colluding with Russia now. We are in in Russian media. They are saying the president of the United States seems far more aligned with President Putin than he does Europe. This is in the news in Russia. So this is the form of government that they're setting up. A government where they're going to deport a 100 million people. We're going to have a crackerass snoozefest boring country with a bunch of rich who I want to remind you two of these are immigrants, Peter Teal and Elon Musk.

20:15 And then all these I mean, like no expertise. RFK Jr. A president that Caplock tweets multiple times, don't take Tylenol. I mean, you know, I mean, this is they're just it's unbelievable how incompetent and stupid they are.

20:30 I agree. All right. Happy 2026. We'll be back later with some more uplifting news.

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "IHIP News: Trump's DISASTER Attempt at DISTRACTION From Epstein as He FAILS Another DEMENTIA Test?!"?

In order: 0:00 Cash Patel, Mara Lago; 5:00 Mara Lago; 20:00 RFK Jr. / RK Jr..

What is mentioned in this I've Had It episode?

5 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Mara Lago, Cash Patel, RFK Jr. / RK Jr., Hiroshi Nagai, Zocdoc. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "IHIP News: Trump's DISASTER Attempt at DISTRACTION From Epstein as He FAILS Another DEMENTIA Test?!"?

The episode runs 21 min; the transcript is about 3,233 words in 28 timestamped sections.

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