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What Does HAPPINESS Sound Like? /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 27th, 2026

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "What Does HAPPINESS Sound Like? /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 27th, 2026", an episode of Last Podcast On The Left published February 6, 2026 (1 h 5 min, about 11,414 words). It mentions 11 people, works and ideas, including Marcus Parks, Axel Henry, Fast Eddie, PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC FEST, Jonathan Frakes.

What this episode is about

The content explores themes of identity, appearance, and societal perceptions through humorous and absurd dialogue, focusing on a character named Marcus and his experiences with insecurities about his teeth. It intertwines dark humor with surreal imagery, highlighting the struggle for acceptance and the often ridiculous nature of personal insecurities within social dynamics.

Key takeaways

  • In a land where 'old people's holes' are a punchline, irony is the secret ingredient to humor.
  • Tooth paint: the hilariously absurd solution to cosmetic issues no one asked for, proving laughter is the best therapy.
  • In Amsterdam, beer as a prenatal health tonic? Germany can't be the only one with questionable advice.
  • When teeth become a roast topic, it highlights true friendship: no one told you until the jokes came out.
  • Speculating about 'old woman holes' may not be wholesome, but it sure keeps the audience guessing about what's next.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Amsterdam, Marcus Parks, Fast Eddie, Axel Henry
  2. – 20:00: Easy Rider, Axel Henry
  3. – 40:00: Katherine O'Hara, Dan Levy, Mickey Mouse
  4. – 50:00: Axel Henry
  5. – 1:00:00: Marcus Parks, Jonathan Frakes, Dan Levy

Notable quotes from "What Does HAPPINESS Sound Like? /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 27th, 2026"

  • That's right, dude. They [ __ ] I can't tell them apart. Henry, how you doing, Marcus? Good to see you.
    about Axel Henry · at
  • I would say they cuz kids there like they're immune to weed in Amsterdam, right? Cuz aren't kids having wine when they're.
    about Amsterdam · at
  • You very soon are going to be MCing at the PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC FEST.
    about Fast Eddie · at
  • Cover up these. Yeah. No. Easy Rider is a magazine for bikers. Okay. for men who like to ride their hogs. I actually got a couple of I got a hold of a couple of issues. there was one it was an.
    about Easy Rider · at
  • It's three circles, three it's it's the easiest image in the world.
    about Mickey Mouse · at
  • No, you messaged him after Katherine O'Hara died. I asked him a question if he was dressed as little Eugene Levy in Best in Show and you did this week, but I also said RIP and I hope you're doing a.
    about Dan Levy · at
  • Yeah, that's different. I'm talking about the man from Star Trek.
    about Jonathan Frakes · at
  • We do have a Marcus Parks presents for this week.
    about Marcus Parks · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Marcus Parks — Person · Host / main on-mic participant · 3 mentions · first at
    A central voice in the episode; the group frames it as “Marcus’s day,” and he drives parts of the Patreon/mandate discussion.
  • Axel Henry — Person · Co-host / main on-mic participant · 3 mentions · first at
    Frequent comedic interjections and back-and-forth with Marcus and Eddie; participates in bits and reacts to clips and stories.
  • Fast Eddie — Person · Co-host / featured participant (upcoming event MC) · 2 mentions · first at
    Highlighted for an upcoming MC gig at the Parliament Funkadelic Fest; participates in the show’s clip-driven banter.
  • Jonathan Frakes — Person · Referenced celebrity / clip subject · 1 mention · first at
    Brought up as a beloved figure; the hosts discuss his hosting style on 'Beyond Belief' and play/describe a slowed-down compilation.
  • Dan Levy — Person · Referenced celebrity (recipient of a DM) · 2 mentions · first at
    Henry claims he drunkenly messaged him with condolences/trivia related to Katherine O’Hara, used as a comedic beat.
  • Katherine O'Hara — Person · Referenced celebrity (subject of mistaken death rumor in-bit) · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in a comedic misunderstanding where Henry implies she died, prompting discussion about messaging Dan Levy.
    No, you messaged him after Katherine O'Hara died. I asked him a question if he was dressed as little Eugene Levy in Best in Show and you did this week, but I also said RIP and I hope you're doing a.

Companies & orgs

  • Social Fox Brewing — Company · Business mentioned · 1 mention · first at
    A brewing company humorously discussed in the context of unconventional beer serving methods and its reputation.
    Good. Thank you. Yeah. Feels like this is the second time we've had a discussion about funnels in Social Fox Brewery.

Concepts & topics

  • Mickey Mouse — Concept · Concept discussed · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in a conspiracy theory discussion about Disney and its cultural impact.

Places & events

  • PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC FEST — Event · Event mentioned · 1 mention · first at
    A music festival where Eddie is set to MC, discussed in the context of upcoming performances and the nature of the event.
    YEAH, DOG. YEAH, DOG. [ __ ] APRIL 11TH, DUDE. [ __ ] LET'S TAKE IT TO THE STAGE. P FUNK FEST, BRO. I'M THE MC. I CAN'T BELIEVE I TALKED my way into this [ __ ] It's going to be incredible.
  • Amsterdam — Place · Setting · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as the setting for a horror movie and discussed in the context of cultural practices related to alcohol and pregnancy.

Media & podcasts

  • Easy Rider — Media · Media mentioned · 2 mentions · first at
    Referenced in the context of a biker magazine and its content, contributing to a discussion about biker culture.

Full transcript with timestamps

There's no place to escape to. This is the last street on the left. That's when the cannibalism started.

Marus. YAY. IT'S MARCUS'S DAY. GET OFF ME. There he is. Look at them all. Pretty. Look at that mouth. It's Joker's mouth. Oh, keep moving. Keep moving. You can't catch him.

Hey, lady. Yeah. Yeah. Put your fingers in his mouth. See what happens. My teeth are tiny and brown yet sharp.

Yes. Even Marcus' skin is bones. I tried bleaching my teeth and it didn't work.

It didn't take. You know, I look at you and I actually think that your teeth are are less frightening in general.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, I did the Invisalign thing after, you know, after, you know, as Yeah. Yeah. When I was told that I had bad teeth.

Teeth Empic. You did Tito's Epic. Well, I had to um because uh I um Yeah, they threw me a roast. Still don't know why, but they threw me a roast. And you're successful.

That is when um Oh, no. This was before we were successful. You were kind of successful. We thought they people thought he was.

Yeah, they thought that I was. Um, and that is when I uh found out that all my friends thought I had bad teeth and I didn't know my entire life. Um,

friends are four. Found out when I was about 35. You know what's interesting? I remember that and like I didn't write any bad teeth jokes cuz I never noticed that your teeth were bad.

Cuz they weren't. But you got you fixed them. Yeah, cuz they weren't bad. Mortally Gay says, "Have you tried tooth paint?"

Tooth paint. Tooth paint. Is that just paint? Yeah. It's like you paint it on the side of something and people think you have teeth.

Okay. Yeah. kind of like the coyote goes for the wall. I don't think it's a thing.

All right. I don't think toothpaste's a thing. I don't know if it's a thing. I think that unfortunately that person's going to succumb to being gay.

Now, Fognack asking, "Do all patrons are asking," This is a cleanup question before you begin your uh mandate. Uh Marcus, they want to know about after hours. Do only the $25? Yes, they get to submit videos, but everyone gets to watch.

Everyone gets to see it. On the Patreon. On the Patreon. Yes. On the Patreon. And for my mandate today, I'm not sure why, but this month I got into a real weird old person hole.

Great. Um, I sure hope that we I wonder how close our algorithms are. Hey, old people find themselves in holes almost every day.

BUCKA, BUCKA, BUCKLE, BUCKA, BUCKA. UM, so let's start this episode with an old person's hole, please.

Okay. Please, please. A surprise. All right. In that hole. God, I'm hoping it's an infection.

That's wholesome. That's wholesome. It's wholesome. It's a surprise. It's wholesome.

It's a surprise. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That I like that because that's that's good effects.

I don't know if it's wholesome though. It's not wholesome. Why? Cuz he's like, I'm I'm going to rip off this woman's pants.

You're husband and wife and it's Cheschna. That's a second marriage. It's German. It's Germany.

All the same. It's Germany. Yeah. All these white people are the same to me man.

That's right, dude. They [ __ ] I can't tell them apart. Henry, how you doing, Marcus? Good to see you.

I suck dick. OH MY GOD, LOOK AT MY TITS. OH, they're so big and small at the same time. Oh, thank you. Honestly, I got huge tits.

You do? It's nice. They're okay. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, [ __ ] have your way with them if you have the courage. The road is fast.

You can get to them. Well, you are fast. Give me Give me this next video. Been a long time since we've showed just some good oldfashioned horror.

Yeah. Oh, please. On this on this show, and this isn't old people at all. I'm going to take a break from the old people right up top.

This is immediate break. Well, I had to because we had to switch something. Okay.

Um, yeah, we had to we had to switch something around. This was going to be later in the show, but no, it's earlier

because of asbestous. Yeah, it had asbestous and it made people sick. And now we're down three employees. Man, when the videos get as bestus, man, the rest of us ain't got nothing to live for.

What the [ __ ] man? I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know, dude. I just want to show you all a fun clip from a cool movie set in Amsterdam. Guess what it's called?

Hamster Land. Roer Snunt. Dick. Dickerdant. Cunterbuck. And Frank's in here. Come get her. I dare you. Counterterbucker.

You were almost there. clincher [ __ ] Holoca you're both getting further away.

Yeah. No. No. It's called Franks for the memories. Kylie Clint. It's not a Holocaust movie.

It's a horror movie set in Amsterdam called Bunderfuck. Amsterdammed. Oh, Amsterdam. So much worse than all my names.

Yeah. Yeah. Counterclock. Yeah, Kerclunk. I think you're going to like it. I love Kerkunk.

Oh, it's a body. Yeah, that's a great bit, dude. I wish I thought about that as like over the glass top boat.

Oh, just wait. OH NO, she's inside. That's [ __ ] awesome. Hell yeah. That was fun.

AMSTERDAM. YOU KNOW, I would say they cuz kids there like they're immune to weed

in Amsterdam, right? Cuz aren't kids having wine when they're cuz there's enough chocolate and stuff so they're fine.

Don't they tell women to drink when they're pregnant over there? Anyone from Amsterdam, are you drunk and pregnant?

Are you just talking about in the Netherlands in general? Yeah, that beer is like healthy for a pregnant woman there. I think only if she drinks it with her vagina.

Oh, so we can get right on it. Just pour it. Find that out over at Social Fox Brewing.

If you're a pregnant woman, please will you bend over and allow someone to pour pills inside of you?

I think they got funnels for that there, right? Don't you at Social Fox, don't you get the the vagina funnel bears going? They How How much are those, by the way? Please write in $6.66 still. Good. Thank you. Yeah. Feels like this is the second time we've had a discussion about funnels in Social Fox Brewery.

Well, it's the only It's We want to make it bad there. Yeah. Yeah. We do want to make it bad. That is our goal is to make it a an unpalatable place.

Never funnel a beer through a gun. Oh, you should try, dude. You should try it.

Only leave one bullet in. Just one bullet. But you know, you do it with You do it with a shotgun.

Yes. Obviously, if you want it to work, take your chances up. This next video, Eddie.

Yes. You very soon are going to be MCing at the PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC FEST. YEAH, DOG. YEAH, DOG. [ __ ] APRIL 11TH, DUDE. [ __ ] LET'S TAKE IT TO THE STAGE. P FUNK FEST, BRO. I'M THE MC. I CAN'T BELIEVE I TALKED my way into this [ __ ] It's going to be incredible.

You literally did magic this. I don't know. I am like I literally have been putting this in the ether my entire life and now I'm terrified.

Yeah. Cuz that audience is not going to hear a single word. No. You say no. It's outdoors and everything. It's certain disaster. They want me to do a set from 11 to 11:45 IN THE MORNING.

PERFECT. YEAH. WOW. You're going to do a 45minute set at 11:00 a.m. and then the whole day.

Wow. On top of that, that's um Come to Punkfest, baby. It's going to be wild. Here I have a preview of Eddie set.

Yes. From window. To the walls. From the window. To the wall. TO THE WALL. COME ON. I'M BRINGING HOLDEN WITH ME FOR PEOPLE TO YELL AT.

I figure if I bring Holden, they'll yell at him and not me. No, it's good. No. No. You get the What do you call it? A pain boy.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He could take it. Yeah. Make him a boy. Dress him up like a cop.

I'm thinking I might dress him like a cop. Yeah. I think it's a good idea. We'll see what happens. WE'LL SEE. ARE YOU SMOKING MARIJUANA?

WELL, HEY, since you are doing this funk festival, I don't know if you have any sway over booking. I know it is punk people specifically.

Yes. But I'm thinking that if they have an extra spot, this old man playing his song, playing his stank might be your man.

All right. Yeah, sure. We can book him. I mean, it sounds like a punk song. This could be a punk song.

I don't mind it, to be honest with you. Is it about dudes? No, it's about stank. It just general stank.

It's got a funky woman vibe. I spank the plank for stank. You can rhyme. It does stinky. It is stinky.

It's very stinky. It's stinky, but it's clean. You know what I'm saying? I mean, look at those shoes. I mean, dude looks good. Ain't no doubt about that.

No, he does. Is he not wearing a shirt? Oh, no, he is. He is deck. Yeah. There's a bit of a cut there.

It's a really long video, Henry. He's in. That's why I dance sitting down. I don't want to commit too much. I mean, it doesn't really go anywhere besides

no stank and bring your nose protection. You telling me he doesn't have verses?

It's all chorus. Stink stank. I mean, it's really more about the footwork. See, that's nice.

And the bow tie. You also He's a pretty good slap bass player. I mean, it's fun.

Yeah. It's a showcase piece. Do you think that's a small base or is he a gigantic man?

I think he's gigantic. Yeah, I think he's gigantic. He might be a gigantic man.

How often do you find a small base? Nice shirt, by the way, Henry. I love this shirt. Good work, Lord. Humongous.

You got your There you go. Yes. Censored for YouTube. Certainly don't want to offend all of you like Chaparon did. Chaperon. Did she Did she She put a She hung a curtain from her nipples.

Big pink nipples. She's got a She got You tired? Was that the big old nipples on her? She's good. She's good.

Yeah. Honestly looks great. It was all fake. It's all I should have warned you that it was a long video when you started dancing.

Yeah. You know, HONESTLY, I'M BRINGING I'M TRYING TO DO MORE CARDIO. I did Rowan earlier.

You know what it is? I'm trying to work on the dancing. You know those videos of like older black men all in a row.

Yeah. And they just do that. How do they learn to do that where they all go in line? They're all like

they got it, man. It's in them. Like they're all in a soul. Yeah. You're doing it. But if someone did it next to you, it'd be off, you know? It's one of those.

No, everybody. But they all do the same movement. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Choreographed. They talk about it before. Maybe. I don't know.

No, it it is um choreography. Yeah. You do know. Yeah. Good. Oh yeah, they do have a choreographer. That's right. Yeah, choreography.

That guy did. That guy did. Obviously, it was his wife. Oh, Jesus. Oh, wow. You were already sick and then you did it again for some reason.

How much do you burp at the gym? Not at the gym. How is LA fatness? It's isolating me.

No, I switched to the fancy gym. Oh, good. I switched to the fancy gym and I saw I'm going to say an unnamed

podcast comedian struggling on a pull down. Yeah, let's just say he's thin, darkhaired, wears glasses,

15 lbs. Literally like Pee-Wee Herman going, he's trying to stay alive. I don't know what he's trying to do. You can't snap a slim gym. Do

you recognize you? He doesn't have to. Well, in there I'm not me. Oh, yeah. You're Hank.

I'm the beast. You're the beast. You're [ __ ] disgusting. I'm the beast. Well, if you're the beast, I think you're gonna like this. Ne this next one. straight up street joke, but it's told by a biker.

Okay. Oh, wow. In an Easy Rider VHS tape that was released in the 1980s. Do you Are you familiar with Easy Rider at all?

I Yes, it's the movie. No, the biker magazine. No, I don't know it. Easy Rider is a Is that That's not like Butt or Nugget.

Are those different or they shockingly? You're wearing a a hat that says ass nuggets. So, you could assume why I would ask that.

I saw one. There was a magazine that my older sister's first husband showed me that was called Butt,

and it normally involved, I'm going to say, mentally handicapped older women, okay,

with large butts. So, they were painting ice cream. They were older. They were kind of crosseyed and they were like like like little like pigtails but on a 45year-old.

Yeah. Yeah. I remember my my friend's dad had one that was called Coyote. Uhhuh.

And then there was another one that was simply called I mean I feel like I shouldn't even bring it up but I didn't name the magazine.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Please don't bring it. It was called Big Black Tits. Yeah.

You can imagine what was in it. No. Any actually I I'm actually kind of curious. Can you look up Big Black Tits magazine? Rob, it was mostly about just coffee mugs. Coffee mug collection.

The highlights The highlight search was delicious. It's just the opposite. This was from the 80s.

It was the opposite. Black and stack. That's a good one. Yeah. All right. Wow. Okay.

Well, watch out. Yeah. Yeah. It's We went to all the trouble to Yeah. Get it. Cover up these.

Cover up these. Yeah. No. Easy Rider is a magazine for bikers. Okay. for men who like to ride their hogs. I actually got a couple of I got a hold of a couple of issues. Uh there was one it was an article I actually kind of been meaning to bring it in. I should have I should have brought it in and read it because there's a whole article how to tell your old lady you gave her herpes.

Oh, WE'LL START THE SHOW next week. Yeah. Yeah. I think Yeah. We'll read it in character.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll I'll pull it out. Well, this will give you this this video uh will give you some inspiration for your character.

Somebody better get this bro a stiff cup of Joe. Here we go. Now, I got a joke. This lady walked into a bar. She was grocery shopping. She says, "I got to call a cab." So, she called a cab. And while she was calling a cab, she had a bag of groceries in her hand. Well, this old drunk looked at me and well, he says she wasn't mad looking. So, he looked at her again. When he did, he bumped into her bag of groceries. When he did, she had the eggs on top. You know, one hit here, one hit here, and a bottle of ketchup hit right in the middle. He looked and says, "Don't worry, lady. It wouldn't lived anyway. Its eyes are too far apart."

Wow. joke about fetal alcoholism. Yeah. Yeah. And how often it happens in the biker community that

Yeah. You know that guy was beat to death with a master lock. Yes. Austin Ian. Yes. That man is opening for side stories in Fairbanks.

Oh wow. That that is what is amazing. Yes. Fetal alcohol syndrome so common in the biker community that they got street jokes about it that are good enough to be on the video.

Just something about like that voice, man. Yeah. Yes, exactly. Big Herb. That's who should get a Netflix special.

Yeah, that guy. I'd watch that guy. Oh, you love his third joke on that open field.

Oh man, that's what you could call it. open field with D. That was also that was his camera safe joke.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was his like All right. Which one you want to hear? You know how many of them the guy was like, "No, say another joke.

Shut the [ __ ] up." Lauren Bird says, "I'd [ __ ] that guy." I bet you would. Good work, Lauren.

Yeah. I'm guessing his name I I imagine his name for some reason Dennis Darun. Wow. I like that. You know, you you don't see a lot anymore.

Yeah. You know what's a name I'm so used to see a lot for some reason I haven't seen it in a while? Deak.

Deak. Yeah. Deak in forever. Yeah. Milt. Whoa. I haven't seen a milk in a while.

Milts aren't around anymore. Not really. I knew one Milt. He's dead. Yeah. I think that if you name your baby Milton, it automatically dies of SIDS.

Is that dark? What if you get two kids, they're identical twins, and you name them both Sid

and they're Sids. Whoa. Cute. Reverse the cure. Who would reverse the curse? Reverse the curse.

Oh, right out. Yeah. Yeah. Striker, too. You see the age of that Budweiser in his hand? That man is dead.

Yep. Oh, no question. Oh, no. That video is that's from like it's got a good 1989 feel to it.

Yeah. But then there are sometimes God, you know, his liver squirmed out of his dick.

My piss is solid. I think that I delved my bladder. So, AI, what? Love it. It's a problem.

Oh, a sorry, jumped ahead of there. I love water. We all love water, but AI's taking a lot of it. And things are going to get weird here within the next

As long as it don't take my water, Lou. It will. It will because what you need with the waterlue is water.

Yeah. That is the number one ingredient. It's gonna be all Lou. It's gonna be all perfume.

Yeah. It's just going to be perfume. They're just going to spray it in your face.

Sucking perfume. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Get it while you can. I can't get it.

Yeah. This other one. Yeah. God, you're an animal. Yeah. I'm so proud of the [ __ ] dude you are, man. You'd fit right in with those bikers,

dude. I'd be right in there rolling around with them with tits [ __ ] tattooed on my back. HEY, SOMEONE GET OVER HERE. LET'S TAKE TURNS [ __ ] HENRY'S BACK. HEY, HEY, LOOK. HEY, HEY, I know you're angry. I know you're angry. I WANT CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN, DEE. Tiss on my back. Just tiss my back. Now,

he would be I think he'd just be like, "Just like my mama." You know, if you shoot him in the back of the head, you could still look at them kids.

Stop giving crazy Ike ideas. And I remember the last time that I was having sex with the man from behind and I pulled out my gun and I shot him in the back of the head.

Funny story. But hole tightened up for just a second. It was the tightest but hole I ever felt in my life. I've been chasing that I've been chasing that high ever since.

Let's get it going then. Your monologues are never happy. No. Yeah, he needs a good You need a good Guys and Dolls model.

Well, the other day I was walking down the street and I saw a pizza place and I thought, my god, I haven't had a piece of pizza in n on a Fortnite. So, I walked inside and I said, "Shopkeep, two slices of pepperoni, please." And you know, he gave me two slices of pepperoni on a paper plate. I walked outside and I shared it with a squirrel. How's that? Was that happy enough for us?

He was happier. Yeah. But the scroll The problem is that actor beat his kids. Yeah.

You know, like that actor like beat his kids, you know, like definitely punched Fay Ray in the face a couple of times.

I've never heard of pepperoni said that way. It was like Pep or Rooney. Yeah. You were like offering them that or that.

Pepron. Oh, Pepon. Pep or Rooney. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Do you want Pep or do you want Rooney? Pep is in like cocaine and Rooney is like an orgasm.

Having a Rooney. Get me out of Italy. Get me the hell out of Italy. Let's see this video. What to do? What are we going to do when things get weird here in about 15 years? Like I'm talking like really weird.

All right, I'm [ __ ] This is it, guys. This is how it ends. Not with a bang, but with a donkey. This is the prophet and his oracle right here, guys. Remember these two. This man cracked the code and found the final software update and it's a donkey. It's not about the crypto and about this one simple hack. It's about packing up your [ __ ] donkey. This is actual aura farming right here. This is aspirational. This is the real analog lifestyle. This guy's beating out the surveillance state. This guy's trampling over latestage capitalism. This is [ __ ] Uber surge prices and going straight to the source.

This man is going to click clack right by you when the grid goes down. This man is pioneering the resistance against Skynet. This man knows the future is not in AI but in actual merchant travel with actual horsepower. This man is not crazy.

Donkey power. This man is the only sane person right now. Remember this man. Remember this man and remember the donkey. Remember the donkey.

That man, he has a website called threemules.com. Okay, this is him. Who are we? We are the mules. Where are we from? We're from the outside. Yes. Live outside all day, every day. Where are we going? Nowhere. We're here. The outside. The web of life. The beautiful earth. Place like no other. We've come to this place. A place of golden sparkling light. That's California. A place where anybody and everybody give you faith.

Is he selling donkeys? Seems like it. He is selling the life. So this is like RV life, but he's taking it all the way back to donkeys.

All he does is he walks up and down the state of California with his donkey and that's it. Showing people the donkey life.

But it sounds like an MLM for donkeys, right? Like it just sounds like join the donkey life. for me. All you got to do is sell two donkeys to your friend.

It's like kung fu [ __ ] Shrek. He does. It is. Except he's not selling anything. He's not selling anything at all. He just wants you to know that it is possible to live that donkey life.

How does he money? He doesn't He lives off the kindness of strangers. Oh, so he Yeah. He begs for money.

He's a bit of a bum. Yeah. Well, he's a donkey. It's a donkey based economy. He definitely has a lot of opinions on where men with donkeys should and should not be allowed to sleep.

I I agree with him. Whatever his parameters are, I say double them. Yeah. Only just because I'd actually rather you have an RV than park a donkey anywhere.

I don't know. That guy seemed cleaner than a lot of the RV guys I see around. Sure. Yeah, it really does seem like Well, RV people go insane.

Oh, yeah. No, they always go insane. Yeah. Yeah. We had one for a little like It was a guy. He was a regular guy. Then he got an RV. He went insane in front of my house. Him and his buddy sat out one night and started drinking on our sidewalk. They listened to Goldfinger just the theme to Goldfinger six times in a row. And they're just

Oh, the James Bond. I was worried it was SCA. No, no, they weren't listening. finger.

No, no, they were listening to the actual theme. Go and they were out there going gold FINGER IS THE MANEST TOUCH.

WE GOT TO DO THIS. YEAH. BRV guys. Yeah. Take or just the goldfinger part. Just the gold fingering part. Yeah. I mean it is pretty fun.

Time finger. Um but no, the donkey man seems very peaceful. He seems very very sane. Uh, but he's just showing people donkey life, donkey dad. So, Quackqu Quack says, "The three goat guy in our town would offer people whose yards were overgrown free grazing. Then he would set up his tent on the property until the owners called the police."

Yes, that's a great honestly that's in the squatter's bible. You have to do that. And Jizan says, "I was about to say I that is for sure a mule and not a donkey. You see, there are mules, jackass and a mare, and then there are hennies, offspring of Stallonia and a Jenny. Totally different personalities between the two, let alone among horses and donates.

Oh, I wonder how he got the name Jiz Hanss. A mule. Yeah. For a man name. Are you donkey? Who cares?

There's a lot about mules and donkeys. Are you donkey? Are you donkey? Guess what? I'm horselind.

Couldn't care less. A mule is the offspring of a horse and a donkey. Yeah, it's got no genitals.

Sterile. Yeah, you can't. Yeah, they can't. It's born without genitals, Henry. That's what happens. That's what God does.

Honestly, it should. Oh, that's nice. Huh. Donkeys are wonderful. I do love donkeys.

I like all three of them. Are mules bad? No. Are mules like You're bad. Bad, Henry. Leave the mule alone.

I just asked a question. Is mule like is a mule dumber than a donkey? Well, I mean there is the phrase dumb as a mule,

but donkeys can't be. It's I've never heard smart as a donkey. No, but I've never heard dumb as a donkey.

Smart ass. Yeah, smart ass. Smart ass and a donkey. Smart ass is about kicking is about kicking little girls in the face.

And I know about uh donkey dick. Donkey dick. Nothing to do with intelligence. You hung like a mule.

Yeah. Mhm. Know that one. I've also heard hung like a donkey. And hung like a horse.

Yeah. shot like a horse. Large oversized genitals. There we go. There you go. Wow.

What test? I'd like to see what standardized test. Well, it's from equannews.com, which equ

So, it's horsen.com. Yeah. So, they would want the horses to be Wait a second. So, are we just seeing inner horse world rage bait?

Yeah. Is that what that is? That's exactly what is that rage clickbait for horse people?

Horse Illustrated. Yeah, remember we learned this on round table. Donkey meat is called

uh poo poo. Poopy poo poo poo poo poo poo. Yeah, that's right. Poopy. So, there you go, folks. Take that home. Shove that up your [ __ ] ass.

Donkey as in donkey. I got something to shove up your ass right now. Shove it. Cuz I'm going to show you why the donkey is necessary.

Good. No, I'm not saying it's unnecessary. This is why the donkey is necessary. This man's going to explain it to you. He says some objectionable things while he's explaining it, but he's going to explain why the donkeyy's necessary.

This is one page with all knowledge on it that anybody needs to know about what's happening. For 4,626 years, we've been in the proverbial hell because the world's been ran by the pyramids. This is everything.

Okay? Everything's been cloned backwards. We're in hell together. I mean, I'm not religious myself, so that's not what this is about. I don't believe in gods or religions. I do believe that, you know, we should all be equal and not be ran by a bunch of genocidal freaking maniacs. Okay, so we're in a 68 world. The six is a female serpent, which is divine, and the female can produce a soul within the womb woven secret out of the view of the Nazi raw, the sun god, which is Lucifer, the fallen star. The pyramids wanted to clone a relationship with the earth, the moon, and the dark star by squaring Omega. And they're down to a cartoon mouse, which wants to clone the childlike harder soul. Uh because the country profited from the extermination of over 6 million Jews in World War II to acquire the spirit destiny to find a dividical line match through the cartoon mouse, which is why it says V8. It actually is for a seven

to make two weights or two infinity and beyond. Well, it's also a five, which is the fifth element or like the satanic symbol completes the bottom of the the the dog star

by itself. It's satanic. Okay, they want to be God. That's why you're Antichrist in the book says he's returning for the 144,000 in Revelation. It's cuz it's not Christ. Peter was the one who used threes. That's why he denied him three times cuz two threes together makes an eight. We're supposed to be in an 86 world where the infinity is the woman and where we're all binded as equal, not ran by a bunch of genocidal maniacs. Okay? That's why your Bible despises women and children and chops into pieces cuz raw the sun god couldn't produce a soul. And the story arc, the gods fight over who gets to produce a soul. Raw the son god wasn't allowed to. Okay? He's an abomination. Being gay or lesbian is not an abomination. Doing this [ __ ] for 4,626 years is unfucking forgivable. That's why the book said 777. I'll forgive you as far as the east is from the west.

They're going to be annihilated for some ultra premium heavy level [ __ ] This is all the binding and unifying language of all human beings on every continent is a map of love. They use it for pure evil. I'm giving it to you for [ __ ] free. All right. We live in a 68 world where they want to square and wipe out everybody to produce a soul because your God in the Bible hates women.

The natural one has the six contained within the infinity that is protected and binded as equal.

Thank you. You know, sometimes it really it's not about how you get there. We will need a card to open a tab, sir.

Yeah. You know, it's like you legitimately everything he said, right? He said we're all just like I agreed with him like a mother.

He said we're all wars. He's against all organized religion. But then everyone like GAY AND LESBIAN IS AN ABOMINATION. LIKE WHY YOU GOT TO THROW THAT IN THERE?

NO, HE SAID that they weren't. They weren't. YEAH, DUDE. NO, HE WAS LIKE HE WAS DEFINITELY he was very liberal.

Dude, if that's if that's the case, then I'm on board with everything. He's actually fully positive. He was he managed to go through the most insane way to become AOC

aggressive. He got to AOC through the pyramids. Like that's [ __ ] like how my mom got the ancient aliens through Raiki.

Yeah. One of those things. WE'RE SEEING THE actual This IS THE LIBERAL PIPELINE. THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE ON 4CHAN.

NO, this is the liberal pipeline. Think about this. This is how we can do it. Like what Epstein did with 4chan? This is how we do it,

dude. Jewish space lasers make you okay with being trans. Jewish space lasers make you okay with the UBI.

Think about it. Are you think about I don't understand. Are you being positive about Jewish space lasers?

Exactly. Exactly. Kind of shooting the gap. Shooting the gap. Yeah. Yeah. Shooting the gap. was just like he's saying Jewish space lasers. I like that.

But then he's saying positive nice things. Uh-huh. Jewish space lasers are good.

I never know. Don't know. Depends. You don't know yet. You don't know. Depends on where you're coming from.

And honestly, Saras Karas says it's kind of crazy that the whole world's knowledge can fit on a single paper with a fairly large print. I can even [ __ ] simple it for I can do in one gesture.

Yeah. That's all you need to know. Now, you're a Disney guy. You love Disney. What do you think about his, you know, him putting Mickey Mouse right in the middle of all of it?

Well, Mickey Mouse, I believe, is is a big problem. It's three circles, you know, three it's it's the easiest image in the world. It's It It drives our crazy. Why are his ears always facing forward? No matter even when he turns, his ears are always facing forward no matter what. No matter what.

Hey, what are you [ __ ] possibly talking about? I'm on his level. So you actually you do understand that that this so that this is

Mickey to infinity and beyond Nazis clothing. Yeah, right owl. Where's Buzz Aldron in this?

I think it makes it all this all makes very to infinity and beyond. Yeah. Whatever makes him chill. I mean he seems everyone needs a project.

They really do. When someone appears evil but every and they want to be evil and they believe the whole world is like on this gigantic group but all of their or like and that's why we're all one and we should have true empathy for each other is such an amazing turnaround.

I do love when people are angry about being nice. Yes. Yeah. Angry about love. Yeah. That's what we need. That's what we need RIGHT NOW. ANGRY ABOUT LOVE.

ANGRY ABOUT LOVE. WE WILL LOVE EACH OTHER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR [ __ ] NOT. WE WILL JOIN TOGETHER IN PEACE. IF PEACE MEANS WE'RE ALL DEAD,

BE NICE. YEAH, BE NICE OR ELSE. YEAH, VIOLENCE NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING, YOU [ __ ]

YOU [ __ ] [ __ ] I WILL BE NICE TO YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD. You beautiful [ __ ] sucker. [ __ ] is nice now. My father taught me that word when he played my uh Nintendo.

[ __ ] sucker. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then he picked up my Nintendo and he threw it against the wall and bought me another one.

My dad certainly he had a bunch of colorful things to say about the Japanese that he did. And he didn't even fight in World War II.

No, but he loved movies about it. Yeah, he did. Very colorful man. Let's just watch a pallet cleanser. Couple of dancing boys.

Yeah. Look at these dancing boys. Gay. See uncoreographed. natural. I don't like anything that looks too produced corporate.

Oh, that's fun. Yeah, I wanted it to be longer, but that's all they had. Why do they never show their full videos, you know? Like I go to look at things to be taken away. I think like CUT OUT SOMEONE GOING LIKE THE WOMAN coming in with a big babushka hitting them with like a giant like FRONDS GOING AND THEY go sorry

you know I've also been I think that one of my um one of my tiny maniacs died. Oh really?

Well tiny maniacs have a short lifespan. Yeah I think he got blew up by a grenade.

Really? Like an IUD or IED or whatever those That's a hazard of the job. It really is.

Yeah. He was like always send him down holes. He stopped. He just stopped. It wasn't posting. There's no memoriam or anything.

He just stopped posting. Yeah, maybe someone just took it away. Was he Was he a sane tiny maniac or

very sane? I just think simple. Have you sent in a mental health check? No, I I won't engage.

DM. No, I'm like David Atenburgh. Is he American? Maybe. No. No. Yeah, that's right. Most tiny maniacs are not American. Yeah.

Most tiny maniacs actually weirdly kind of like We can have Travis message him.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I I drunkenly messaged Dan Levy. How'd that go? You didn't get back.

Who's Dan Levy? Eugene Levy's son. Yeah. Oh. From Shitz Creek. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You messaged him?

Yeah. Cuz Katherine O'Hara died. No, you messaged him after Katherine O'Hara died. I asked him a question if he was dressed as little Eugene Levy in Best in Show

and you did this this week, but I also said RIP and I I hope you're doing a wonderful like and I I love your work.

Oh, you said you said RIP. Yeah. You made sure. Okay. So, you made sure that you knew that he knew.

I had a question cuz you were watching Katherine O'Hara movies. Probably one of the hardest weeks OF HIS LIFE.

I SAID SHE'S A LOVELY WOMAN. WHAT A wonderful movie. Can't we lost it? Yeah, we lost her. It was a sad thing. She, you know, it was extremely sweet message. I asked this a trivia question of him.

Yeah. Honestly, Henry, he's probably just been really busy with Yeah, he's probably going to have a backlog.

He might well. You never know. It's a very positive message. It was super nice.

Yeah. Yes. Vice campaign. It's relieving. Yes. Even we send drunk celebrity. I send stuff. He just could say no. I didn't say like, "Show me your penis." I didn't say, "Hey, where's the [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah.

Where's the [ __ ] [ __ ] now that mommy's gone? Where's the [ __ ] [ __ ] And I was like, do you miss her?

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't go. Do you think she went to heaven? No, I didn't do that.

No, I just said lovely message. I sent a lovely message. Love you. And follow up, Macaulay.

I also did a great job. Follow Macau. I would send him a message, too. Good. Wish she wouldn't leave you home alone so much. Is that how she got that how she how she died?

Jesus [ __ ] Christ. You piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] As long as Tony Phil says, "Who else has Henry Trump messaged?" Very few.

Yeah. Yeah. I uh stay away from my phone whenever um substances are involved. Oh, sure.

Yeah. Especially because I've been smoking weed again, which has been really fun. It's been really nice. Um, but I realized it was funny because I smoked weed and it was like I woke up for the first time in like 15 years and I looked around my house. I was like, "Wow, this is crazy."

Yeah. Weed. YEAH. YEAH. DO THAT. YEAH. I JUST FELT LIKE I WAS asleep for a long time. And then I, you know, Caroline went to the bathroom and I, you know, I reached over for my phone to do the thing, you know, like looking at the phone while the wife's in the bathroom. And then I looked at it and I realized this thing isn't for fun.

Yeah. This thing isn't fun at all. NO, IT'S FOR THIS THING IS AWFUL. YEAH. You know what I did? I put my phone down and I sang a song to my dog instead.

See, that's what I did instead. It works. He really helps me sing to my dogs. Oh, I sang to my dogs all that. What What was the last song you sung to your dog?

Hey there, Harley. How are you doing? You are a doggy and you go woof woof woof woof. That's really cute. That was a Hey there Georgie girl walking down the street so fancy free walking down the street with you and me. It's Georgie. IT'S GEORGIE.

SO CUTE. OH, WE have a song for our dogs. Yeah. Hey, won't you pet me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you won't pet me. Hey,

come and pet me. The album comes out next spring. Yeah, dude. Um, songs. Oh, Ali Cat, do I need to check if I'm blocked?

Yeah, you might need to check. Yeah. Are you blocked? Nah. No way. No way you're blocked.

No way. He actually might be actually happy to hear from me. He'll get back to you.

He might be thinking about me. Yeah. Tell him you're in Wolf of Wall Street. Oh, I do. That's the first thing I said.

Hey, Wolf of Wall Street guy from here. First thing, not Jordan Belelfford. Are you in the Epstein list?

First thing I asked. We should ask everyone. Yeah, this next video unfortunately will be cut from YouTube uh due to music rights, but you lucky viewers here on the Patreon do get to see this incredible, incredible example. The lid for every pot. That's what I like. Yeah.

Are they [ __ ] Oh god. Yeah. Oh god. Yes. They're [ __ ] more than you've ever [ __ ] in your life.

Oh my god. Nobody [ __ ] like a a couple like this. Yeah. Like I mean it. You have never [ __ ]

I I know. I know. I haven't. No. Not like this. No. They That man is in every fold, every nook and cranny of that grandmother.

He has licked that grandma from head to toe. God damn. He's probably removed her [ __ ] French manicure. God,

he knows every skin tag on that woman. He could He could write out her smell. Oh, no. Those teeth come out. Punksatani Phil. I

I mean, I'm happy for him. I can't even listen. As long as they have babies, that's all I'm happy about. As long I just really want them to procreate.

Yeah, they that woman is uh menopausal. Yeah, those women though they postmenopausal.

They catch they catch gumption a lot. I bet you she's like 42. Yeah, I think she's like 3.

She probably looks way older. That is that is very possible, Eric. Yes, it is. It is very possible that she might be

She could be 29 years old. She might be. And the woman that I showed the backwards video of like her eating the um mashed potatoes, apparently she's in her early 30s.

Oh, good. God bless. I really do love Marcy Playground, by the way. They're one of my uh bands that I I really do enjoy.

Really? I mean, I do love that song. It's a great song. That whole album's really good.

I've never listened to the entire album. It's great. The Vampires in New York. Right on the money. Something about though. It just

Now I just see them. You will forever. Them too. Oh, yeah. Oh, I wish uh I never saw that.

Yeah, it's just the idea of se sex and candy and the smell involved. Mhm. Just imagining her there accidentally sitting on a bunch of Laffy Taffies. You YouTube [ __ ] should be happy you missed it.

Yeah. You know that smell when when candy sticks to a person? Oh yeah. Unfortunately,

smell when candy sticks to a person. You know when someone's got candy? I'll smell it now and I'll smell it later. You are you know if you if you are around like if you ever been around kids when they're all covered in candy.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I do know. So you're you're talking about saliva. That's what you're talking about.

Mouth smell. It's mouth and body order. But skuntles and like it has a sweet scent like a rotting corpse.

Yeah. Skunkle. Yeah. Skunkles. Yeah. She's got that. She's got she's got scab flavored jelly beans inside of her. Yum. Yum. Yum. Let's stick with the uh the older set.

Oh, good. And I got to ask if you know. I know. But do you know what is this woman helping with?

I mean, her shirt stayed the same color. It did. It didn't get sprayed. It did not.

Let's watch it again. Let's watch it again. I feel like this is a loop that we need, Eric, eventually.

I feel like that should be an entire episode just looped over and over again and just make people deal with that. We'll sit here and

I'll tell you what, she's kind of got she's she's got she takes care of herself.

Yeah, she's Oh, no. Y'all got to know we going to get older, Rats. You got to get older. You got T got to get older.

Oh, Silka Bomb says, "Wish they were watching puke right now." Yeah. Yeah. She puts the carp in carpal tunnel.

Oh, what a darling. I think it's ketchup. What? Her hair. No, I think she's helping get the ketchup to the bottom of the thing.

Oh, it could be that for sure. No. Final final answer. What What is she helping? I think she's

twisting off um the battery case on an electric toothbrush. It's a sketch. No, think laterally. Think laterally now.

Think laterally. Think laterally. She's sitting on a bed. Um she's uh cleaning something. She's dusting.

Oh, no. No, no, no. You do not see Oh, she's scratching a dog. No, no, no. Scratching a guy dressed like a dog.

No, no, no. The video is the point. The video Oh, it's a jerk off uh instructional video.

It's not necessarily instructional. It's just you put it next to your penis. Oh,

and you masturbate and pretend that your hand is the old lady's hand. She has many videos in which she's doing this. We've forgotten Christ.

Kind of hard to But then you have to do it in a mirror then cuz you got to look at the phone next to your penis. Well, I mean,

but if she's if she's next to your penis, she's the size of your pen. Looking at it this way, I can't. It looks like she's jerking off Henry

and she's touching my penis and then I'm jerking off cuz she's jerking off. It means she's a little she's a liut.

Yeah. She would have to be the She'd have to be 5 in 5 and 1/2 in tall to be right next to it.

Yeah. No. Well, it g look all right. Yeah. It have to be like this right? WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU OWE? OW OW OW.

HENRY, YOU'RE MARRIED. HEY, COME ON. NOT ON THE ROAD, BUDDY. YOU SAID YOU'RE GOING TO BE GOOD.

OW. YOU'RE HURTING ME, LADY. OW, YOUR NAILS. STAY OUT OF YOUR GM. OW, YOUR HANDS ARE ROUGH.

It's like that. Yeah, I mean I would also her as a little but then I also kind of thought of her as the um you remember in the end Moholland Drive when the couple that she goes to live with and they turn into little people and then they go inside of the box and stuff. It's like if that couple was jerking me off.

That's nice. Nice. Either side of my penis hand and drive hand and drive. Honestly, I get the gill thing in a way in I guess in a way cuz sometimes what I do is like I imagine them you have these this couple.

I love them. That was when I saw that I was like this is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen.

Oh yeah. It is the best locked it down. Unbelievable. Oh it is. I I mean I had that thought right around the time of the cowboy.

That for that for me was the moment when the movie went Mullen drive is perfect.

Yeah. Yeah. When the when the cowboy is given uh Justin throw a dressing down that he sorely needs. tacticalism. Her paper thin handkin has to feel amazing though.

Yeah, sure. There's just something about like thinking about her like surviving the Holocaust or something.

Tactical tism. It's a whole thing. What do you mean it's a thing? Her paper thin hands.

Her paper thin hand skin must feel amazing skin like paper. Yeah. When I felt my grandmother's hands grand jelly uses one of those things that you used to like on a top of a jar of pickles.

Oh yeah, those plastic grippers. Yeah, a gripper. Yeah, you know old ladies love grippers.

Oh man, I want some. They love grippers. They don't sell them no more. Grabbers.

I haven't seen a gripper like that in a long time. I got one. Can I get it from the pickle guy?

Yeah, they pickle guy at the farmers market has it. You just got to buy two jars of pickles or more.

You got a good pickle. I'll see the pickle guy. You got a good pickle guy? Cuz I've been trying to find a good pickle guy.

There's a couple good pickle guys in town. Just give me the thing. Oh god. It's like getting jerked off by a [ __ ] like What are those dogs with all the wrinkles?

Sharp. Sharpi. Yeah, like an like an ant. Yeah, coach. That's right. Those hands got her boys off during World War II. By God. Yeah, right there. She stroked. She's stroked towards freedom.

You know what? War come. That woman was jerking off Vietnam veterans. Oh, wow. I You know what? I'll give her Korea.

You give her Korea? I give her Korea. All right. Korea. Korea. Korea it is. If you showed a woman a [ __ ] who was alive during Korea a penis, she would think it's a branzino.

What's wrong with that? You got to handle a different I got a question. Sure. Is it time for power porridge?

I mean, already I could I mean I mean you you're in charge. It's your mandate. No, but I want to ask the two of you. Is it time for power porridge?

My instincts are telling me to say no, but I'm going to say yes because I know that's what you want me to do.

Yes. Well, I'm going to show the video. It's time for power porridge. Let's see how it's ended up. Here we are in the bowl.

He's not wrong about that. I'm just going to be adding a little high protein milk here.

You know what's incredible? In the comments, someone asked, "Where are you?" And he immediately told him.

Oh, yes. Exact location. Told him his town. No, these are men. That man could well cuz you know what it is about him is that not only could he absolutely rock your world having sex with you, but he probably could also beat you to death.

Yes, there's no question about it. That huge nippled man is an extremely dangerous person to [ __ ] with. You think that

Canadian? You don't [ __ ] with that guy. You really don't. You literally don't [ __ ] There's nothing tougher

than a body a selfbody modded cut gay man like that. Yeah. If you deliver that man a UPS package, he makes you move in. Oh, dude. He might [ __ ] you if you Oh my god. He might [ __ ] his priest. That's a guy who [ __ ] a priest.

He really does. Yeah. [ __ ] the priest on the regular. Yes. And the priest never tells a soul.

Can't. He's afraid. He's afraid. He The priest is getting molested. It's a confession.

Yes. That is So that's the guy that molested the priest. Oh yes. That was the thing. Yeah. Gurnie was scared that the porridge was going to come from his nipples. Yes. Everyone was No, he doesn't he he can't do that. That's not how nature works.

No, no, no. No, I wish it would. Uh, he's wrapped rubber bands around them to extend them out into

That's like a big thing. They do that. Guys like that. Guys like that. I've seen a million big nipple men.

I've I've heard people talk about with nipple clamps, right? The idea is that apparently it's like the the thing is is that they're clamp clamp clamp clamp clamp clamp clamp clamp and I guess until the moment you come and then you release them

maybe. And like it's a big like you're a giant Jack in the Box. Do you remember the Are You Thirsty Man?

Oh yeah. Are you thirsty? Are you thirsty? You're a big fan of the clamps. No, I don't really use clamps.

You had a cover band at your house. I would like to I'd like to actually have a moment of silence because of Edge joke. I would like to have a moment of silence of all the fallen members of ICE. as punishment to all of us for that.

They all died of CO. I hope they all Yeah, you'd hear them dying. You'd hear him dying cuz it sounds like a vac. I should have got the vac. I should have got the

But then it's too late. They have no idea how it's what life is like in Minnesota.

Yeah. It's like they don't belong there and they should uh leave immediately. Uh like they should just leave immediately.

Oh my god. I kind of want some power porridge. Honestly, that actually looks awesome. I want to get that. I actually want to find the recipe.

It wasn't porridge, by the way. Um technically kind of porridge. Porridge is hot.

Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Actually, I feel like there is remember the three bears side stories lg.

They're all eating porridge. One's too hot, one's not hot. Right. I'm not even exaggerating.

Beds, dude. I'm not even exaggerating. It's the porridge and then the beds, buddy. There is worlds of mil oats, overnight oats, oatmeal over like you got seeds. They're all various pores. There are people that argue about pores. People argue about porridge all day long. All the like this is all Megan Markle does.

Usually served hot. Yeah, usually. Which correct? If it's served cold, it would be grl.

Yeah. Yeah. It's old. Yeah. I think it depends on how thin it is. Yeah. Grl. Um, you guys know I love Jonathan Franks.

Oh. Oh, absolutely. You know, I love Beyond Belief. Jonathan Frank's. Oh, not not um the novelist. That's Jonathan Franen.

Yeah, that's different. I'm talking about uh the man from Star Trek. Oh. Oh yeah. Yeah, he's freaking amazing.

Yeah, he is. Um and some fun person on YouTube just um Yeah. Oh yeah, I love him.

Okay. All right. Yeah. Some fun person on Instagram just took his beyond belief jokes and they slowed him down half and it sounds like a drunk guy after these are great. These are this is just really fun. And uh we had Eric put some

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No, don't do it. God, that's great. That was wonderful. Heavens Kate said, "Is that what Henry's voicemail to Dan Levy sounded like?"

RIP to you. First of all, I want to say, "Do you believe that Kevin Harrow is looking down on us?"

And if she was shocked, it was being more Rose's voice. All of that voice. Despite the news, will there be a sequel to best in show? Do you think it was okay that she did just build?

I thought it was fine. Were you in her will? Yes. How many? Yeah. Vice campaign. How many dramas I've taken place in this tight little box is the line I dropped when I met my wife.

Well, Beyond Belief is the TV show where he asks questions and they make it up. He's very It's very silly. It is an unsolved Mysteries

ripoff. Yeah. But it's a great show. Oh, yeah. It's very Mysteries [ __ ] Mythbusters

kind of. I know. It's great for dabbing. Yeah, it is very good for being very high.

Yeah. Listening to Jonathan Frank's ask you questions. Weirdass [ __ ] I'll watch it in 20 minutes then.

And so, let's see. Um, we do have I'd like to watch Eddie. Thank you. I noticed that when we got on our slap plate.

That's pretty nice. We do have a Marcus Parks presents for this week. I think it's a dog's laughter.

Yeah. Yeah. That's that's nice. I'm going to say um volcano. No, both are wrong.

I have three examples because the two of you, you had really nice mandates recently.

We have. Yeah, you had really nice mandates. We're trying to be more positive. And I thought I would also I mean, yeah, I brought a lot of weird [ __ ] today, but

nothing upsetting really. Yeah, you have to. Nothing really upsetting. Nothing really that upsetting. Not really.

Nipples really. Yeah. So, I wanted to end on three videos that are examples of what it's like in my head when I'm happy.

Oh, okay. Oh, great. Let's start. So, Adventure Land. This is like where I'm trying to get to. You know, it it bothers me these guys will never be rich.

I don't want them to be rich, but I want them to be happy. I want to see that at [ __ ] Carnegie, you know?

You know, dude, I don't want to see corporate get all in that, man. Corporations are going to get involved in that. It's going to split them up, dude.

Yeah, that's bros being bros having fun. Think about that. If one of them gets peeled off.

Yeah. If one of them's going to be asked to do a solo album, he's going to be sponsored by Heineken. The other two are going to be left in the [ __ ] dust. That's how it goes. Show business.

See one more boys having fun together. Oo, I genuinely like this. Yeah, it's great. This is like when you're driving and happy. What are they plugged into?

I was some kind of I imagine the laptop itself probably. Yeah, it's very impressive actually. I kind of like that sound he's got on that. Yeah,

he's a regular kamazi daang. I mean, it's a hit. I could see like going on a moped real fast.

Oh, yeah. That makes you happy. But now we seeing the boys happy. See some happy ladies. This is just

I mean very well ladies, but everyone will have to help. Now you go woman and you not vote.

That's amazing, man. Ethel Smith. Wow, that's great. Love me some. It's just the hot pipes make me happy.

Great, man. Hopefully they made you m they made you happy as well. Hot pipes in a little make me happy. Nipple. Hey, you got you close. Please tell me you're close. I can do it as long as you can. Your guy's tall.

Oh, he's pissing. Why are you pissing? Stop pissing. Mine's a dog.

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Who speaks in "What Does HAPPINESS Sound Like? /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 27th, 2026"?

Marcus Parks (Host), Henry Zebrowski (Host), Eddie (Guest).

What is "What Does HAPPINESS Sound Like? /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 27th, 2026" about?

The content explores themes of identity, appearance, and societal perceptions through humorous and absurd dialogue, focusing on a character named Marcus and his experiences with insecurities about his teeth. It intertwines dark humor with surreal imagery, highlighting the struggle for acceptance and the often ridiculous nature of personal insecurities within social dynamics.

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11 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Marcus Parks, Axel Henry, Fast Eddie, PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC FEST, Jonathan Frakes, Amsterdam. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

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The episode runs 1 h 5 min; the transcript is about 11,414 words in 379 timestamped sections.

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