BUT....XOLANI IS A K!LLER AND I THINK HE MIGHT LIKE IT (APPARENTLY)

What this episode is about

The content discusses the troubling legal issues surrounding Kolani Kumalo, a controversial figure in South Africa known for his role as a mayoral candidate and drug busting TV host, who has been implicated in a murder investigation following the shooting of a Nigerian man. It raises provocative questions about morality, accountability, and the nature of violence, speculating on the dark motivations behind such actions and the public's reaction to them.

Key takeaways

• God could be the ultimate nihilist, mingling with death while accusing mortals of sin.
• Kumalo's hypocrisy: a drug-busting TV star who's allegedly entangled in murder—a reality show gone rogue.
• Shooting someone 15 times? That's not just self-defense; it's a chilling dance with violence.
• Cultural irony: drug dealers vilified by locals may actually have a home-court advantage in crime.
• Are we witnessing a toxic mix of vigilantism and sensationalism? The price of 'cleansing' comes with bullet holes.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Linda Kyle (Host) · 14 min speaking
• Kolani Kumalo (Guest) · 2 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 3:00: Kolani Kumalo, South Africa, Cizokto
2. 3:00 – 6:00: Nigeria
3. 6:00 – 9:00: Nigeria
4. 9:00 – 12:00: South Africa
5. 12:00 – 15:00: Nigeria
6. 15:00 – 18:00: South Africa

Notable quotes from "BUT....XOLANI IS A K!LLER AND I THINK HE MIGHT LIKE IT (APPARENTLY)"

• Your person, your family member came to South Africa to sell drugs and kill the people. A Kurilleni mayoral candidate and drug busting TV host Kolani Kumalo is in trouble with…

  about Kolani Kumalo · at 0:47

• Everybody coming here? Why don't you go home and do it there? Go just try. You will succeed. The same way that you have succeeded in SA selling drugs and killing our people…

  about Nigeria · at 3:59

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Kolani Kumalo — Person · Referenced public figure (subject of allegations/news story) · 1 mention · first at 0:55
  He is discussed as a mayoral candidate and TV host linked (allegedly) to a fatal shooting during a filmed drug-bust segment, forming the centerpiece of the episode’s moral/political argument about vigilantism and violence.

Products & tech

• Cizokto — Product · Business focus · 1 mention · first at 1:25
  A controversial TV show that exposes alleged drug dealers, hosted by Kolani Kumalo.
  Security team. Besides being Action Essay's mayoral candidate for a Kurilleni, Kumalo also hosts the controversial TV show called Cizokto which exposes alleged drug dealers. No arrests have been made.

Places & events

• South Africa — Place · Setting · 4 mentions · first at 0:40
  The primary location where the discussed events, including drug busts and alleged killings, take place.
  Your person, your family member came to South Africa to sell drugs and kill the people. A Kurilleni mayoral candidate and drug busting TV host Kolani Kumalo is in trouble with the law again. Action.
• Nigeria — Place · Referenced location · 3 mentions · first at 4:17
  Mentioned as the origin country of some individuals involved in drug selling in South Africa.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 But let's just face facts. God is a killer. If God is not a killer, then he's around death one too many times. And it may be him busting these people with the hate he has for them in his heart like we do. Maybe he enjoys killing. Maybe he does like killing them. I don't know. I'm not in that guy's mind. But I'm just saying this is the second time. Apparently, allegedly, the family now wants to sue South Africa. The whole of South Africa. No, you can't do that. Your person, your family member came to South Africa to sell drugs and kill the people. A Kurilleni mayoral candidate and drug busting TV host Kolani Kumalo is in trouble with the law again. Action essay confirming that he was present when a Nigerian man was shot dead in Windsor East on the east round yesterday. Now, police are investigating a case of murder after a man was shot dead in his vehicle. And they've confirmed that a production company was

1:16 filming in the area when shots were fired allegedly by a member of the security team. Besides being Action Essay's mayoral candidate for a Kurilleni, Kumalo also hosts the controversial TV show called Cizokto which exposes alleged drug dealers. No arrests have been made. But now it's like too much. Once it's like, okay, and he got off. Okay, [ __ ] happened. But it's like, you did it again. Okay. And he's like, "Ah, Steuart, I set it off." You know, the incin cigarette like that. And then he said it off and now he's disaster.

2:02 How about it? How about it? Uh, patriotics, you know. But first, now that we know the story of Kani and his crew and Mo is the channel, you know, and Mo is the channel and DSTV. Now that we know the story about what happened, go go run back. Go Crest. Are you still going to say, "Yeah, patriotic Kani. It's us. We are Kani. Hands of Kani. Kani is the man. He's a killer. The finisher is a terminator. Are you still going to say that? Like them that his crew shot the man 15 times. Now that the story is unfolding 15 times, then you want to come here and the man was is fighting the drug cartels or the drug lords.

3:10 Like I said in my first my first first video when I thought about this thing, I said to you guys, it's a ter. It's a ter. It's a ter. How do you shoot someone 15 times, bro? There he was running away. There he was in in his car. There he was trying to pull out a gun. There the man is selling drugs. There was no drugs. The man was not pulling pulling pulling out a gun. The man was trying to run away. Yes, if he was trying to run away 15 times. And I've been telling the foreign nationals for a while now. Why don't you just go back home?

3:54 Why don't you go and sell dam there? Why do you have to come here? Why is everybody coming here? Why don't you go home and do it there? Go just try. You will succeed. The same way that you have succeeded in SA selling drugs and killing our people, you will succeed at home. There is somebody I trust and believe. There's definitely somebody in Nigeria that is goishing and thinking, "Let me just try these D missiles. Go do there then. Leave us alone. Leave us alone. Let's try that out." And then nobody's going to perish.

4:34 Dazzling diamond. Welcome to the vault. Hello. What is up you dazzling diamonds and the others? Welcome back to my channel. My name is Linda Kyle and this is the vault. Anyway, you guys, let's jump straight into this video. All righty then, you guys. If you guys haven't already, please do like, share, and subscribe to my channel. And if you guys do enjoy my videos, please do click on that thank you button. And before you guys leave out of here, please do drop me a comment in the comment section down below. Right in this video, you guys, we are going to be talking about from he meant it when he said, "He going to find you. He'll get you if you are a Zagi peddler, a Zagi Kingpin.

5:49 Even the Zagi users get found out on that show, right? I get it. I absolutely do get it. He is fighting the good fight. Hey, getting these dagger missiles off the streets because we hate zadi. We hate especially the people that are selling. I do feel like the users even though they did make a choice, they're victims, too. They really are. Right. You never think that you're going to get involved to that magnitude where you actually an addict addict like oh no and I feel like most of us know of someone or have someone in our lives that is an addict and that is very heartbreaking. It's very tough because no, right? But let's just face facts. Oh, God is a killer.

6:58 If God is not a killer, then he's around death one, too many times. And it may be him busting these people with the hate he has for them in his heart like we do. Maybe he enjoys killing. Maybe he does like killing them. I I don't know. I'm not in that guy's mind. But I'm just saying this is the second time this is happening at one of his drug busts that somebody perishes. Last time I think it was him that eliminated the person this time. I'm not too sure. He eliminated the person with his hand, with his gun, or it was the people that were around him. But either way, he's killing these people.

8:04 And like I said before, I get it. We want these drugs off the streets and these peddlers off the streets. As a matter of fact, out of this country because majority of them are the Nigerians. Let's just be honest. Even this guy that has perished now is a Nigerian. And the Nigerians are now standing with saying, but he's cleaning up the country. He's doing the right thing. My thing is this. I still do believe in my heart of hearts, he's a killer. I don't know. There's something about killing a person one time. you kind of going to find it easy to do it again and a sense a little bit of enjoyment in that kind of thing because look at the serial killers and that doesn't mean that is a bad man but I'll just say in my mind it's giving maybe he does enjoy it as well but then also on the flip side apparently allegedly the guy that perished, they shot him with more than five bullets. Therefore, it gets you

9:17 thinking, what was he actually doing to be shot that many times? Was he about to do something to them? Because, you know, when you're busting these drug kingpins or peddlers or people, demons, it's a dangerous situation. the drug damiso industry is a dangerous situation. Was he in a position where he thought I'm going to be eliminated? So, it's you versus me. It's me or you. Some people are saying that the guy was just sleeping in the car or he was just around the area. He didn't have to perish. Apparently, allegedly, the family now wants to sue South Africa, the whole of South Africa. No, you can't do that. your person, your family member came to South Africa to sell drugs and kill the people. What about the whole of South Africa sues you? And I've been telling the foreign nationals for a while now.

10:19 Why don't you just go back home? Why don't you go and sell dam there? Why do you have to come here? Why is everybody coming here? just leave and everybody's going to be okay. Cuz these little things that keep on happening, country against country, it's going to start a like a It really is because you're not even thinking about what that person was doing here in SA. All you're thinking is sue South Africa because they killed they eliminated one of ours. How many lives has that person taken? It seems like a fair, suitable, just punishment, karma that that person got.

11:15 Have you seen AB? Have you seen how those people look, act, behave? Not even people that seem to think that maybe ice skating is a fancier drug. It's a rich man's drug. Even they are not okay. It doesn't matter what level of drug it is. If you are doing it's bad for you. So can you imagine how many people have been destroyed because of that guy that perished? It's starting to it's it's seeming like karma it's happening. You you understand? We'll never know what's going to happen to that person's lineage, family, legacy. What legacy?

12:05 But these things that you guys are doing in our country is starting little fires everywhere and the war is now coming. Why don't you just go and do your thing at your home? Go there. Because do you know that these people that sells daddy, they don't taste daddy. They know what they know what kind of poison it is. They've been in the labs. They know the ingredients. So they know what they giving you is kaka dudu. They would never take it. Never. Never. They would never touch it. Not even with a 10-ft pole. They might put it up their ass to conceal it from the CS for that moment. But to ingest it, ingest it like that like that. They wouldn't because they know that it's poison. Why don't you go home and do it there? Go just try. You will succeed.

13:03 The same way that you have succeeded in SA selling drugs and killing our people will succeed at home. There is somebody I trust and believe. There's definitely somebody in Nigeria that is goishing and thinking, "Let me just try these dissos. Go do there then. Leave us alone. Leave us alone. Let's try that out." And then nobody's going to perish at the hands of his people. The killers, the righteous killers, the justical killers. Basically, what I'm saying is killing once changes a man or a woman, you know what I mean? A human get some enjoyment from it. I think because that's the last level of everything in life is to eliminate human beings.

14:01 But what was that other guy really doing? So many bullets. More than five. Was he about to fire back? What was he doing? He didn't want to get busted, busted exposed and he's like, "Ah, Steuart, I set it off." You know, the inseene cigarette like that. And then he said it off and now he's diseased. Yeah. So to wrap it up, I see what is doing and I absolutely do stand with getting justice for the ill that is happening, the rot that is happening in this country, especially from foreign people, undocumented people. It's the same undocumented people that took that took out utas. Do you understand what I mean?

14:59 It's bad. God, I've been saying this, but also I just feel like the guy is a killer at this point. But he is I mean twice now he's a killer. Now he has to go to court again for this matter. At some point they're going to lock him up because they're saying that it's vigilant v what vig vigilantism. He's not a cop. He's not law enforcement like that. Even though he has the cop people with him, is he the one that's really taking them out? You see, it becomes a problem when you're not certified. That's why I'm saying he's a killer and he probably likes it because he knows the rules and regulations. He knows what he has to do and what not to do and how to keep I I would think and how to keep safe in these situations. But why is it that he's always the one that's getting blamed for eliminating these people, not the cops? If it was the cops, would they really even mention that cuz he'd be doing his work

16:14 unless he's still working for that TV station and what do you understand what I mean? He's a killer. He is. He apparently allegedly killed people, but now it's like too much. Once it's like, okay, and he got off. Okay. [ __ ] happened. But it's like, you did it again. Okay. But also go back home and go sell your damiso over there. Why are you in South Africa? Why are you here? Just leave you silence damiso is not a great opportunity. Now this is your opportunity to see how it's not a great opportunity because you're not coming here for work, legitimate work, a better life. You're not you're coming to destroy lives and sell drugs.

17:08 So do you see how there is a problem in what you're doing? You ran away from home to come and do this [ __ ] here. You're not looking for a better life. You're just You You're a killer. You are. You are. You really are. Punishment does fit the crime. But well, he's a killer apparently allegedly. Oh, he's around the people that are killing the people and then he gets blamed. But something is happening over there and it's also weird. Lzo. Anyway, let me know what you guys think in the comment section down below. And baby, I will see you in the next one. Stay safe out there. Stay away far away from his dam. So trust me, I

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "BUT....XOLANI IS A K!LLER AND I THINK HE MIGHT LIKE IT (APPARENTLY)"?

Linda Kyle (Host), Kolani Kumalo (Guest).

What is "BUT....XOLANI IS A K!LLER AND I THINK HE MIGHT LIKE IT (APPARENTLY)" about?

The content discusses the troubling legal issues surrounding Kolani Kumalo, a controversial figure in South Africa known for his role as a mayoral candidate and drug busting TV host, who has been implicated in a murder investigation following the shooting of a Nigerian man. It raises provocative questions about morality, accountability, and the nature of violence, speculating on the dark…

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4 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Kolani Kumalo, South Africa, Cizokto, Nigeria. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "BUT....XOLANI IS A K!LLER AND I THINK HE MIGHT LIKE IT (APPARENTLY)"?

The episode runs 18 min; the transcript is about 2,322 words in 18 timestamped sections.

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