Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)

What this episode is about

The discussion centers around the controversial presence of swastikas in modern media and culture, referencing a particular scene from "White Lotus" where the term is explicitly used in the script, igniting concerns about rising nationalist symbols. Additionally, the conversation touches on Elon Musk and Donald Trump's perceived endorsement of Tesla amidst these societal issues, encapsulating the intersection of pop culture, political discourse, and the normalization of extremist symbols.

Key takeaways

• In a world of Tesla and podcasts, toxic masculinity has reached its digital peak—welcome to the new era of manhood.
• World War I's origins mirror family drama—jealous cousins igniting global chaos, proving dysfunction ain't limited to households.
• Dog whistles are out, and so are the swastikas; according to pop culture, they're trending—just don't ask any neighbors.
• Claiming podcasting is a testosterone killer is the perfect irony; men gossiping into microphones is the latest macho dilemma.
• The rise of tough guy podcasts: where bravado meets beta—who knew shouting into a mic could symbolize 'strength'?

Who speaks in this episode?

• Matt McCusker (Host) · 40 min speaking
• Shane Gillis (Host) · 27 min speaking
• Nate Marshall (Guest) · 13 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: World War I, Tesla, Inc., Elon Musk, France
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Kanye West, Douglasville, Royal Oaks
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Kanye West
4. 30:00 – 40:00: Kanye West
5. 1:00:00 – 1:06:24: Michelle Obama, France

Notable quotes from "Ep 551 - BullDoggin' (feat. Nate Marshall)"

• With them I don't agree with them if I saw that in my neighbor's yard i' be [ __ ] they're on they're on Teslas now they're on tesl are they on tesl we love Tesla yeah they're…

  about Tesla, Inc. · at 1:16

• The Guns of August it's very nice you would love like that narrator bro you would love how it started it's World War I so it's just the funniest Mystery World War I's a total…

  about World War I · at 4:14

• Those are strong bro they get you yeah spicy they dissolve fast but like Marie Antoinette she wasn't French she was I heard traded in a where was she from England I think…

  about France · at 5:40

• Fires blood you didn't see that there was a red blood red cuz they had it was this weekend yeah they had fires in like Douglasville orever yeah I keep going Douglasville fredicksburg it was in the new $20 billsville and.

  about Douglasville · at 12:20

• Thing that's ever happen oh man but yeah man his he's iced out now he's got the swastick of ice [ __ ] flooded on both sides too if you can't flood the other side your SW I have not seen out got Iced Out.

  about Kanye West · at 16:44

• That's all thousand Millions is a building that's all I'm saying man is a building picks run your game you're mad at Elon maybe milon doll become a billionaire you can take him down million dollars on Conor McDavid don't pick just [ __ ].

  about Elon Musk · at 40:54

• For Halloween lemon seed oh my God what for real LeBron James Switching gears have you seen that Michelle Obama has a new podcast does he yeah sing gear it's with it's with her brother I thought it was Craig.

  about Michelle Obama · at 1:02:39

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Kanye West — Person · Referenced celebrity / discussion catalyst · 6 mentions · first at 15:11
  A major thread of the conversation centers on Kanye's recent provocations (Nazi imagery, swastika jewelry, 'Vultures' references) and how culture reacts to extreme content.
• Michelle Obama — Person · Referenced public figure (media/politics) · 3 mentions · first at 1:02:49
  Brought up as an example of 'the left' entering the podcast space; discussion includes her new podcast and online rumors/harassment dynamics.
• Elon Musk — Person · Referenced public figure (politics/tech) · 1 mention · first at 1:21
  Mentioned in relation to Tesla and a claimed Trump–Elon promotional moment; also used as a foil for billionaire status and culture-war discourse.

Companies & orgs

• Tesla, Inc. — Company · Referenced company · 2 mentions · first at 1:20
  Mentioned in the context of a humorous discussion about swastikas being put on Teslas and a fake claim about Tesla reducing testosterone.

Concepts & topics

• World War I — Concept · Referenced historical event · 3 mentions · first at 4:17
  Discussed in the context of the book 'The Guns of August' and the humorous take on how it started due to family beefs.

Places & events

• France — Place · Referenced country · 2 mentions · first at 5:21
  Mentioned in the context of World War I and the historical trading of royal families.
• Douglasville — Place · Referenced location · 1 mention · first at 12:25
  Mentioned in the context of fires causing a blood red sun, adding to the discussion about unusual natural phenomena.
• Royal Oaks — Place · Referenced location · 1 mention · first at 12:53
  Mentioned as the destination of a flight, adding context to the speaker's travel plans.
  Was fun you the pil was going spy in here I got to fly on [ __ ] Wednesday where you headed Royal Oaks Michigan nice yeah just added a early show by the way Thursday please…

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 wow wow wow West you guys want to smoke another cigarette out there and yeah perve out or what yeah I I have meeting shortly so it's good you wasted time you guys you knew of course you knew soon as Matt arrived you guys should have been ready and instead Lam don't act like you're writing anything time Stomps dude by the way uh remember last week when I was saying on White Lotus when the guy did said swastika he did say swastika everyone thought they're like no it's swti it was swastika yeah I believe I started Downing myself I'm like did I just hear that like is I mean there is definitely a Nazi frenzy going on right now I was like started worrying I go what the hell am I just hearing stuff that's you starting to hear it stting to hear that's a dog whistle that's exactly what a dog whistle is only you can hear it oh I'm starting to hear the whisper from The Nest I'm like what the hell yeah

0:49 it's coming but yeah no it actually did it was in the script cuz they actually interviewed him about that like did you improv that he goes no they put it in the script oh damn instead of saying sawati da which is like hello and uh whatever what Thailand yeah yeah just random swas sticky what they're in Thailand yeah he was it was yeah whatever but he did say swastika so hey man swastikas are I could say I'm I'm not they are hot right now I don't agree with them I don't agree with them if I saw that in my neighbor's yard i' be [ __ ] they're on they're on Teslas now they're on tesl are they on tesl we love Tesla yeah they're getting they're getting put on Tesla you see Trump dog with that what' he say he basically did him and Elon did like a car commercial for Tesla in front of the White House and he goes we love Tesla Love Tesla yes they really did a they did like a Tesla car commercial dude I heard this and I

1:40 again I haven't substantiated yet I saw it was just two guys in like Fitness Gear on Instagram so this is my source so definitely hard allegedly that's where everyone gets their information now well dude these guys seem so confident they're in like a very like godamn cool room and they were like well obviously Tesla driving a Tesla reduces your testosterone by 18% and the other guy goes I mean yeah that that's indisputable the emfs they're trying to say the emfs from electric vehicles lower your testosterone and I can't get it out of my head I was in I got picked up one in the Uber the other day and I was like God I'll tell you what the guy selling testosterone or [ __ ] makeing bank every single podcast like yeah what you have today peanut butter jell yeah that lowers your testosterone all right [ __ ] all right thank you I thinking about podcasting lowers your testosterone I'm tired of hearing guys

2:24 talking about being men while talking into a [ __ ] microphone somebody [ __ ] tough guys doing podast these days it's literally the biggest girl thing you can do is sit there and gossip in front of a camera true dude if you know how to like if you get a real man on a podcast they're like and then I told they like they're 10 ft away not near the microphone they go what is this what you guys do you just talk here yeah if you get a microphone should be this far from your head and you should just stare nervously and go I don't know is this good what do you want me to say yeah you're absolutely right podcasting has destroyed the emf's coming from I don't even know what they are but those EMF are coming from podcast it's coming from tough tough guy podcasts enough of it I think we need them you think we need tough guy podcast we need tough guy podcast like which what's your favorite look good we're

3:15 around we're talking tough who else is doing tough guy podcast every [ __ ] person on the internet I mean all the country we have so many our tough guys need other [ __ ] to do we're out of true Europe well when Europe that's the problem when Europe gets tough guys you got to watch their tough their tough guys go pretty well tough guys rise up meteoric pce just to the top immediately we need more tesl over there in Europe tlers they're yeah the right wing in Europe I don't read enough about it but I think they're [ __ ] heating up they're heating up boom go he's on fire yep that's how it ends yeah tell our brothers in Europe chill let us handle this [ __ ] yeah does look good when they do it too they've failed too many times at it true tough guy podcasts have failed there time and time again true that I you would like the the book I'm listening to I get like five minutes a night before talking

4:13 about the one you're falling asleep too The Guns of August it's very nice you would love like that narrator bro you would love how it started it's World War I so it's just the funniest Mystery World War I's a total mystery they're literally it's just it's one family and they're all they're all related like the Kaiser is related the weird part family and they all have to like hang out together and it's like succession except it results in one of the biggest catastrophes in human history yeah dude like how did that happen though like how did those they're like jealous of each other the kaer has like a small hand and he's like don't [ __ ] look at my hand [ __ ] you I think it was him or the S I forget yeah the one guy was like [ __ ] up the one Kaiser well that was was he will Helm's the one they kind of pinned the entire war on [ __ ] which that led wait World War I started just because of a couple dudes

4:58 beefing yeah yeah pretty much damn you can boow it down to that that stinks it's it's a total mystery it's I don't think it's I think that's the whole point of this book is the buildup to World War I so there like if you look into it there's explanations yeah but like they all say like oh they were cousins and stuff but has anyone like looked into like how did was that just like England trading somebody to France and being like you Mar that's how well the World War I was basically the end of monarchies yeah remember that Europe so it was still that type of thing where it's like the hapsburg royal family there's like families that you you do trade sorry I'm throw up I can't handle the Nick dude those are strong bro they get you yeah spicy they dissolve fast uh but like Marie Antoinette she wasn't French she was I heard traded in a where was she from England I think Austria austri that's where she was from damn dude that

5:54 must be cool though to be like beefing with a whole other country and be like bro just [ __ ] my hot [ __ ] yeah send our [ __ ] hot daughter over there we'll chill and if if if they if your daughter doesn't work to satisfy the nation you have to like millions of men have to die but then the Nations the people don't know [ __ ] it's not like they're interacting it's not like there's internet they're all just sitting there and then a royal family will beef and be like send the Bros yeah send the Bros send a million of the Bros over there you know they did a really bad thing you're was like what what did they do they didn't [ __ ] our daughter that they said our daughter was ugly at a party didn't Mar in go ahead what you say I was was going to say does that mean like back then you like now we bummed when you have thought daughter does that mean back then they were kind of like she's aore it's a very American

6:37 thing to not thought daughter is big in the world yeah and you go nice I'm going to send her to a family I'm going to get a couple barrels of [ __ ] so we we're the ones who started caring about th th daughter well I think [ __ ] daughter has always been frowned upon okay dude as a brother your job daughter my daughter was perfect it was like [ __ ] having a Tesla dude yeah it's like getting a Tesla it's like a tesler truck yeah like a side BL hot daughter does iot daughter raises tea from what I've seen oh yeah usually those guys get pretty jacked and angry you have to yeah yeah you get pissed or it lowers tea significantly and you're like yeah she's gorgeous there's two ways to go you either get jacked and get a gun and go I'll kill anyone that'll [ __ ] or you go she isn't she beautiful She's Dating the hottest guy yeah I me she's dating the quarterback isn't that awesome yeah that's more middaugh Behavior if you

7:27 have a babe daughter you got to go way high you got to get jacked you got to get a divorce and get jacked yes right away divorce right away you say babe I don't have a problem with you but our daughter's just way too hot we got our daughter's too hot we got to split up I got to [ __ ] focus on myself I got to get I got to get tan now I got to prepare myself to sexually assault a 21-year-old man if I have to to do CrossFit like for real just to Bulldog a kid in his apartment like post College off campus you watch white l no no no don't spoil it don't spoil it I didn't a nice story of a guy getting Bulldog love it dude it's so funny my brother Tom was telling me that he thinks and I I I haven't seen it so I can't comment on it but he was like Tom got hit with the ultimate taboo last night did he get hit was a big taboo last night he was Tom said it's the ultimate sex addict share he was like saying like come one I

8:22 I can't wait to see that's the guy getting Bulldog really Sam Rockwell which one Sam Rockwell uh oh know you're talking about no yeah he he makes he makes an appearance just to talk about getting Bulldog no I spoiled it no he literally just cameos just to be like I've been getting bulldogged what the [ __ ] is this bu yeah man [ __ ] I forget how he words it too he does use a funny word like that really it's not Bulldog but he he's like getting piped down or something something something crazy was this a force Bulldog or like a consensual Bulldog no it's a consensual dog [ __ ] it I'll just tell you there's no [ __ ] consensual bulldog in dude not a real thing if it's consensual ain't bulldogging true it's not I mean you're consensual with the guy doing the bulldogging you have given him permission but you aren't consenting to what drove you to get bulldogged is that it was a consensual dogging it was a

9:21 consensual dogging he he was fighting demons oh he thought one way to get rid of it was to get bulldog if you want to feel better about yourself dude if you ever want to feel better about yourself sexually read like uh like sex addict like Anonymous kind of like them reporting on like them falling to real sex addiction it's harrowing dude it's crazy just like this just the [ __ ] they do to get Ian dude it's like yeah like like like imagine instead of the podcast I was like later babe and I was just raw dogging prostitutes and like worrying about H man I really want to spoil this there's a sof spoil it don't spoil it there's a soft white underbelly I mean you can if you want there it's just his story it's it's it's not like in integral to the plotted in any way yeah I don't care he sits down and he's like they're like where have you been he's like I found God I'm sober now and then he's like I I moved here to Thailand he

10:13 doesn't tell say why something happened a crime and then he moves to Thailand and he's like and you know me I always I had a thing for Asian women so I started I was just buying women [ __ ] them all day every day thou thousands of women and he's like and then finally I started to realize maybe I you know they complete my other half maybe I should feel what it's like to be them so I started you know dressing up a little dressing up a little up trying on some costumes getting plugged then all a sudden he's hiring guys to plug him he's getting plugged while he be hires an Asian prostitute to sit and watch and he would [ __ ] stare at her in the eyes just what was he trying to get his pipe game better cuz he wanted to understand what what it was like he yeah he wanted to feel what it was like and he was he said he was hiring guys that looked like him so he could dress like a woman and feel like what it's like to [ __ ] him

11:03 size-wise too didn't talk size did not talk size I mean if he was going facial appearance he was probably checking size but I would imagine if you're willing to [ __ ] a guy in the butt for money you have a huge dong I have a small penis and I would never do something like that so that's true that's why you know we have beautiful statues of us in an Antiquity of course we were just sitting there like charting the Stars freaky ass what yeah we were charting the Stars dude we were too busy I was charting the Stars last night were you I went out there I was like godamn Moon's big you can see a lot of planets too you can see a lot of planets out there I we we have the app we have the I mean obviously dude yeah we have the app did you look at the Stars last night or were you just [ __ ] freaking no I was inside all day all night I went out to walk the dog that was it really stars were good last

11:48 night was it a special star day it was a special star day you get a r yeah you get R dumbest thing I've ever SE what the [ __ ] you talking about this a special startup well I don't know like they like the there was a lunar eclipse a couple days ago yeah so I didn't know if it like big lunar eclipse I missed it I was driving home from [ __ ] Dallas I didn't know there was a lunar eclipse yeah it was at like 2:30 2:34 to be exact Thursday night that's it was like a lunar eclipse and a blood moon right like a red blood moon or something well there was a blood Sun due to the fire due to the fires blood you didn't see that there was a red blood blood red cuz they had it was this weekend yeah they had fires in like Douglasville orever yeah I keep going Douglasville fredicksburg it was in the new $20 billsville and uh and yeah dude they f it was crazy it's a blood red Sun I know I heard about it I was afraid

12:47 I wasn't going to be able to fly in oh yeah through all the smoke yeah yeah it was fun you the pil was going spy in here I got to fly on [ __ ] Wednesday where you headed uh Royal Oaks Michigan nice yeah just added a early show by the way Thursday please fill it up but the but yeah the uh yeah that'll be sick my whole family now that I know if you land on water your plane explodes man that yeah I couldn't believe you said that I was so confident being like we're over the water we'll just [ __ ] Glide down you were like that nuh and I was like like bro our plane is going to first of all it's going to shatter my head I was like you're so [ __ ] negative about everything I looked at I was like God know our plane's definitely going to explode and it even if it did land it it'll s Lally they were they were like if it if your plane doesn't break into pieces on water that's like that's literally the miracle H you're like a

13:38 wheel grabs the water and the whole thing just like stops damn surprising I've been over bodies of water being like we're safe I mean I'm sorry take I'm sorry I yeah you really need a Runway pretty much you need a Runway yeah you know maybe a flat plane yeah if there's like a hill you're [ __ ] yeah exactly there a speed bump you're getting launch although the ramp though if you like landed and then you had the ramp the air would be sick the air you would catch would be kind of worth it you would catch some nice air you would catch some crazy air you would go just for one second like take off my mask you going to see that [ __ ] someone was saying if the masks are just to get you high off the oxygen if that's the case let's break something else out heroin yeah anything drop down the herin dude nitrous at least like come on now that's [ __ ] bull dude to be like oh yeah we're giving you like a boardwalk

14:39 Oxygen Bar yeah that's actually a good point they should there should be a second mask cuz sometimes they just drop the mask out of like depressurized yeah you need to but they should give you a little anesthesia exactly you know what I mean just like here count 10 yeah I would I would anesthesia my family I I would definitely just in case one of the pilots pass out I need to it's very swas youas it's very GBL of you I'm going to Anesthesia my kids and uh play this thing out dude yay his [ __ ] now is I mean I I can't even he is dying on the craziest Hill being a AI yeah yeah well not even he's a Clansman too now oh I saw that wa is he he wears Clan R dude the funniest thing was he loves Diddy him saying I'm a Clansman now there were comments from black people that were like all right now I'm done like where were you on the [ __ ] na [ __ ] like you finally you've gone too far I was dying cuz ever since you said

15:38 that he's gone several steps Beyond like keep seeing that comment now like keep laughing being like all right that's enough now I'm done wa you think he's doing a big I think he's just [ __ ] around obviously he's doing a big yeah yeah I I for a while didn't realize I'm starting to I mean yeah he is taking the most hatable things and me like he's now being like the the audition is my favorite where did you see the new audition for vultures or whatever where he wants to do like a live chorus I I guess not like his Sunday service I it could be a Sunday service I don't know but it's like he wants to do now A Chorus of all black men no white men and you have to be at least the complexion of Diddy dark enough you have to be at least as dark as did Ben yes no that's his exact words you got to be at least the complection of Diddy and you must be willing to shave your head and his volunteer and

16:26 you have to wear swastika but other than that other than that he's going to get so many volunteers oh for sure yeah it's in going to be in Compton too oh man or like this uh LA area so yeah I'm looking be on the lookout for that that's going to be a bunch of Shad it's going to be the funniest thing that's ever happen oh man but yeah man his he's iced out now he's got the swastick of ice [ __ ] flooded on both sides too if you can't flood the other side your SW I have not seen out got Iced Out there's no way this is going to be the coolest thing I've ever seen I mean that would be an heom finding a jeweler to do that had to be impossible you'd be surpris oh true true a lot of them well now that's a bit of a yeah yeah never mind I knew what I say yeah I mean he's it'll be interesting man this this just a phase he's going to be on something else yeah I me I actually don't know if he got it

17:35 yep there it is there man yep yeah he was showing that thing off oh [ __ ] damn I mean here's the thing though if you can't Flo if you can't flood both sides it's not what are you even doing wait so the other side is uh is no diamonds no hell yeah it's all flooded out bro he was just saying if anyone else can flood the other side of their swastika Diamond their swasti a diamond pending he was calling them a loser said what are you a [ __ ] loser damn yeah he's flexing man he's got a new song his new songs are out you read the lyrics are pretty I mean they're so funny I haven't yeah I haven't oh his new raps are they've been tough to find oh they're on Twitter he's he's doing like vocal runs of like the lyrics and it's like again he is a Wordsmith but it's just about him being a Nazi so funny oh it's a Nazi album uh yeah I mean the cover of the album is a giant swastick as well he's fond of them right

18:31 now Hitler's ghost is going to be sad when he finds out this is a bit yeah true you know what I mean cuz right now he's probably got his hopes up for sure proba like yes the one guy that would see that necklace would be like we did it holy [ __ ] that's sick I knew history would look kindly on my act it was a joke he's doing it man and you know that's the uh I mean it is a good experiment like what if we just let all the worst stuff out of the bag and you know maybe it'll prove that most people actually are pretty level-headed and they'll just be like [ __ ] this is weird but uh we feel confident this won't catch on that's the thing I think people worried this is going to catch on and people are going to be like hold on a second actually yeah yeah but yeah it's yeah pretty wild stuff God kind he doesn't get black people to start going around wearing SWAT stickers that would be devastating

19:22 I feel like every I don't know I feel like black man do have a hall pass right now to be like dude I just is my favorite artist I don't know just trying it out too black men kind of have a Nazi hall pass for the next I think 2025 is all about the black male Nazi Hall Pass all right I won't say Noir it's a very reasonable prediction we have to I would hold on a second what was it I almost bought one of the Kanye West sha John shirts though oh okay what was the Sha John shirts he made sha John shirts like for Diddy he's Lam you as a as a hill D yourself you got to be just taking is that you're taking notes on right now kan's boobs yeah no I'm I haven't paid attention I've been out of the loop I didn't know about the full Nazi album oh yeah yeah they're keeping it from I had no idea about the album I had no idea they might be hitting more of the white alos right now uh a little harder right

20:18 now yeah that makesense my Al goes crazy dude I I'm the least xenophobic guy in the world and I get nothing I get nothing but just the craziest content yeah and you know I watch it but it's like it's I watch it it works it works I become hateful it works really well it literally is is all hate it's for real yeah and it works I mean it it just it works as it it gets the most numbers every fight 7even million views and then I watched a really like it was like a genuinely touching video of like there was like a bunch of like young black kids about to fight and this old man came up gave him did you see that gave him the speech like what are you doing blah blah blah I checked the view count it was like 200,000 then it was just a lady getting socked in the face 7 million I was like Dam yeah Dam no that stuff works it's like the lady [ __ ] a thousand guys in a day or whatever yeah that content works it kills it makes you

21:15 angry I saw a clip of her sitting on the ground there were like guys in football pads behind her like a team and she was like I can't are you guys ready to turn my tight end into a wide receiver like yeah they we [ __ ] do it I was just looking at it going God [ __ ] maybe they'll rise the Thousand men [ __ ] ladies everyone's worried about Kanye in his Nazi army what if those ladies rise that's a problem they're putting together an army they are dude they could send those thousand men they could one of them's pregnant one of the [ __ ] one of the [ __ ] what the was fake it was fake it was fake wasn't she like raising awareness that made no sense she goes using my platform to raise awareness for pregnant ladies oh I'm a lady yeah that's some [ __ ] you shouldn't fake being pregnant that's not right I agree it's a classic movie why was she faking what a [ __ ] psycho lady to get clicks she just posted a video with her

22:05 with a fake guys yeah she had like a fake pregnant belly on and was like I'm pregnant and everyone was like see that's what you get [ __ ] [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] you B that child I'll [ __ ] kill you [ __ ] you don't think she just got rid of the baby I'm sure well she would have showed that fast either I got tricked I'm [ __ ] dumbass I should have known that you never know when they filmed the original one true or ago yeah and perhaps before that thousand man gang bang she was maybe up to some other ludex before that no her she's pure as the driven snow that's old have now never that's the world dude in 2030 it'll just be Nazi men and thousand lady [ __ ] gang bangs we're in for a rough future but can they they cannot coexist you got to pick a side you're either skinhead black Nazi or British thousand [ __ ] lady there's no those that's the next War those two cannot coexist ironic black Nazis versus ironic black Nazis

23:02 versus literal 100,000 gang bang ladies what that's a weird arms race because then someone's got to go there's got to be like a like a speed of sound kind of thing like someone's going to hit the absolute limit or do you try to work it where like like how if a a thousand in a day I'm still kind of like I don't think it's to completion or is a gay guy going to step up and go this is how guys do it yeah this is I think they're doing that and they're just they're not doing it for the clicks they're doing it for hey love theame but a good I love the game yeah where all my where all my [ __ ] sweet boys at man let's [ __ ] let's fire this up sweet boys will get it going we can't have them crushing the record although that could be one of those things you ever see when like you know guys go like this is the women's power liting record and just crush it yeah women might that might be their record man I don't know I don't

23:57 know if a dude could break a thousand guys in the in the bud that seems like it would actually kill you in the butler yeah yeah I think you would actually die from a thousand guys pict from a Scourge from God a thousand Locus Locus get bulldogged a thousand times yeah they will get struck by lightly just explode want the wrath of God everywhere yeah man these are there definitely very confusing times right now true Patrick day yeah got my green shirt yeah my whole family we got we decked the decked the kids out today gave them the little like beads in their braids orange white and uh orange white and green was pretty sick yeah we Irish them out it was pretty sick I didn't realize that's why you wearing that I thought I thought it was just a cool shirt St Patty that is a really [ __ ] sick shirt thank you you got to break out a sory claw true got to get a white claw for St Patty's Oh no I got to stay off the

25:04 booze I went to a keger yesterday you did a keger yesterday yeah I saw the group text you guys were in shambles yesterday yeah what happened well I didn't do nothing yesterday I rested time texted at like 4 p.m. I was like I'm already [ __ ] up oh yeah I did the roast battle last night just your first show oh yeah and I was drinking I was oh okay yeah did you get roasted or did you judge the roast no I was judging that's sick yeah yeah it was pretty fun I get anxiety thinking about those things yeah just being up in a roast battle it would just just get demolished and be like no seriously you're being a [ __ ] dick right now I'll [ __ ] fight you right now this is [ __ ] even judging catch you one like [ __ ] you like you know what I never do this I never do this [ __ ] you man that actually hurt my feelings I finally got to meet Alexis Fox she was one of the judges that was the lady who gave me the uh

26:00 flashlight I finally got the met her oh flashlight or her like specific like her specific flashlight did you go up to her [ __ ] felt great no wait what he say you go up to her and go [ __ ] felt great true she broke you off a little sample huge she nice she was nice she was so nice that's a smart gal take the stress off the real one be like here [ __ ] hold it out around give it to the Thousand lares no say what would you say I was just laughing about Lam mer being one of those horses that they give fake [ __ ] so they could St them out St them out more the St them out godam I that's that could be the only thing we have to fight against the Nazis and slots in the future clone army of Lars true the Clone the Clone Army me that Nation would be captured by the [ __ ] instantly they would be surfs in I love this I love this side of La Mer no no way dude it be simp Sania dude no way dude sburg conquered

27:21 immediately I'm no s you're s the SL Army would devastate you guys L's fake vagina met her and we're excited to meet her if there's a clone army I'm going to take out all the [ __ ] liken Parts we're going to be like just pure oh you're saying we're going to breed that part out of you got breed it out how that's your core do you ever see inside out that's like your one that's like the core marble yeah that's like the core you're the horniest guy a lot no way you've got to be no Nate's the horniest guy he's the true he's royalty no he actually is right I was sitting here quiet like yes that's damn the Clone Nate would attack the Clone the mar Champion trying to save the [ __ ] you'd have to watch out though you'd have i' be talking to the Nazi Bros they're giving [ __ ] out over there man [ __ ] chill out let them do their thing yeah true although the the the black skin head Nazis would have some [ __ ] going on you

28:27 know they would be strictly you guys your queen would be you guys would answer to your queen the naked lady who's who's Kanye's naked wife putting [ __ ] Saran Wrap and marched around Venice every 10 minutes [ __ ] crazy that's probably my favorite thing he's doing right now not probably 100 that's just one of his side yeah that's like mean that's think they broke up don't believe think that's they tricked me a couple times they bro did they actually break up I'm not sure I think it's a rumor I think they're still together and happy remember seeing it like a clip of Bill Mah talking about it being like they broke up and the crowd being like woo I know that's the funniest thing like here she's mind control being mind controlled or she's a [ __ ] hey that's a man's wife man a hot wife I should I meant to say or she's a hot wife that's even worse than he's a cck I mean but isn't that that's hot wife though when you go

29:20 around I think that's actually part of you hot wife to get a bull to get a bulldozer get an okay yeah you're [ __ ] bulldozer trolling what have you found with your research so it turns out they are having marriage troubles right now thean and but he was he was spotted yesterday with a woman who looks exactly like her but is not her he might have the Clone he might have the Clone Army he actually but she doesn't look exactly like this is just the tabl is it just she has giant tits and giant she's just a pretty lady with well there's a lot of enhanced ladies too a lot of ladies are going to start we're going to have like a lady Singularity cuz they're starting to all look the same name yeah huh that's nice about her those are giant she's not enhanced she's P blessed by the Lord who Bianca sori I don't what she Cent wife current wife my bad no it's in my mind everyone knows her I did know

30:17 her didn't she just have a movie come out too I don't think so it did like a movie in Japan that was called like Bianca about her yeah I swear to God she starred in a movie in Japan I I I could see her being in Japan for sure surround R by women I mean that's that huh that's true yeah she's got a movie started in Japan you're tapped in bro F what you're doing in that office I take a break I just go on X take a break down bro I it's on X on my computer I take a break from writing and I just go I go on X and I go oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] it's happening God she's got a [ __ ] movie on on [ __ ] in Japan really that's pretty nice that's pretty cool it's about the female body that's surprising I thought she was going to Branch out and oh nope she stuck to the old bread and butter we're coming up with the movie it's about tits who do we get damn yeah what is the movie all about I might fly to Japan and go to the

31:24 premiere wear the exact same outfit as her that might dress up a little bit yeah I might Dress Up Fashion focused Movie censored around um Kanye and sensor's relationship exploring the female body H It's Fashion focused the fashion focused Kanye produced it what could be the next summer block that's the this is the thing I was worried about Italian if he comes out with a yeah that kind of he's also Banned From Italy I think from getting head on a boat bu yeah on the dong the the real he had plumbers crack he getting head he had plumber Scrat getting head on a boat and Italy apparently Italy was like you're not allowed of back in I can't believe Italy's against this that's what I'm saying dude that's like nothing for Italy I would assume that's all Venice is like that's what it's about you have a kid with a stick pushing you around you have your like half your ass out a murky [ __ ] shitty

32:19 River Mone yeah this is uh I worry he's going to come out with a absolute summer Banger though everyone's going to be God damn it's so good that would be nice yeah it would be sick yeah that'd be fun but that's going to that could charge things up if people are s you know people like if the lyric if the song's good people are going to rap it so if there's like clubs full of people all summer be like yeah I'm a [ __ ] Nazi yeah yeah you know that that could be a that could be problematic that could be and you're right that that that is possible yeah if I was like Jewish in the got that turned up got to fired up Jade like [ __ ] yeah true that could be a problem yeah but yeah I I think we're safe from that I don't think I don't think the Nazi stuff's going to catch on like culturally like people worry people really worry about that it's like nah too late what do you mean hasn't it already caught

33:21 on no I mean catch on bro I mean it's no you mean like in Germany like it it's it's not like catching on like Germany but it's building some steam dude that's what I'm saying it's it's maybe but you're talking about a fra like a small percentage of people that already there were already people banging like that they just started tweeting about it but if it m if a [ __ ] hit undeniably hit catchy song hits the mainstream then it's a problem that can make but it's like I don't know well people just [ __ ] sing the song yeah cuz people listen to yeah I don't know cuz it's like gang you know if you think about like gangster rap does that have like a weird subconscious sway on like people's behaviors I would say definitely so maybe now I'm sound like an no I agree I'm an old violent music it makes you do violent things that's his whole point he's like if we can talk about killing each other in songs why can't I talk about being a

34:20 Nazi I hear you but either way let's let's get out Switching gears by the way you guys can't see my B I don't want you you guys see this it's [ __ ] real badass Matt tried to take his own life for real Matt got sad for real dude God water dude a five gallon glass water jug got me I should have known how the [ __ ] it's a five gallon jug thing is huge I know it's [ __ ] massive where was that outside my driveway it got delivered and I was like or not my like my little thing near my garage but I uh what you doing with the I storm I store water bro I always keep I try to keep like 30 gals on me at all times why dude remember when Philly were you in Philly I know you were in New York Philly had like chemicals spill into the river and then I started I started getting them there then I kind of liked the 5 gallon glass jugs so I just kept getting them delivered to my new house and they were outside and

35:09 there was just a [ __ ] there was a hole in CU I saw water I'm like what the [ __ ] and then I saw a hole in one of them I don't know if they got like slammed down and popped or maybe somebody a lawn mower shot I don't know what happened but there's a hole like that's weird so I went to pick it up and the it just it was already cracked I couldn't see it so when I picked it up the weight of it just came down and [ __ ] oh [ __ ] right before this I just dressed my wound and [ __ ] out this morning just now like before I left yeah he was late to the podast right it was bleeding that's why I wrapped it so aggressively because it wouldn't stop bleeding so I just wrapped it up and I was I let you know Jes time do its thing and also nicotine constricts the blood vessel so I had I had to do that yeah of course I had to constrict my [ __ ] blood vessels I've been pretty disciplined on those things and they've

35:49 been starting to [ __ ] overcome they' start to break down yep that's how it goes so I'm no caffeine for Lent and honestly dude I think nicotine greater than caffeine I would say caffeine rules but like nicotine no nicotine's really addictive caffeine I can I can accidentally go a couple days without drinking coffee see I couldn't now I can now I something better I'm a crackhead if I go oh [ __ ] I only have one left I have to dve I have to leave right now to go buy more you know what or flip every [ __ ] pillow in this I was Wonder I was like thinking I was pretty immune to it I'm like no use it when I'm writing it's a good you know cognitive enhancer and then like I wouldn't have the weekends I wouldn't be writing so I wouldn't taking them and I'm be like I'm was really tired I have no energy really irritable right now like must have some sort of bug I'm like I was [ __ ] nicotine with God damn for sure but no I I'm I'm

36:45 I stay disciplined I am still I've been doing one a day three or one six huh one three or one six three I'm A 3 milligram weirdo for sure the mints are strong though they they they were stronger than a 6 milligram in really yeah like as far as like cuz you're just yeah you're just paused just swallowing true true thank you for that spicy swall the spicy they swallowing the spicy dude I had a uh don't stop taking notes yeah true man what did what what's uh take me back to the last time or stenographer it says nicotine okay sir how'd you spell it uh n i o t i n e very good I was hoping there was a K in there dude I uh I think I might have outed myself as an absolute psycho to my neighbor yesterday walked outside I didn't I usually in the morning nobody's out back and I let my dogs out and we have a little frisbee outside like I'll throw them a TA it every now and in the morning and like if I'm in a rush but

37:44 she doesn't get the Frisbee but she'll like she'll like hit it and be like and I was like dude you're not getting the Frisbee I was like go PE you I was like a rush I was like go PE I my neighbor is on the other side of the fence I was like Matilda go pee or I'll [ __ ] kill you and then I see her oh I was like oh hey I was just joking around oh hi I Pro I don't really know what I said so it might have been even worse I I just say the worst [ __ ] like whenever she doesn't listen I'll be like for real I like like I'll cut your [ __ ] head off like I'll just say the start of the day in the end of the night that's the last thing I do before I go to bed I let them in if they don't listen I'm like you [ __ ] get in here I swear to [ __ ] God the lady heard I don't know what I said but you heard me say just going oh how is she an older lady or yeah a little bit yeah oh I was like oh hey how you guys

38:28 doing over there and I was like [ __ ] what did I just said did you try to clean it up like I was just playing with him I talk to him like that not even I just let it ride yeah I just let it ride but yeah other than that though D my backyard's been popping dude the guard gardening might be my favorite thing ever that's very nice you got animals in there still nope I put a Cayenne so I I tried the red pepper flakes to keep out the mice but they're flakes you got to get pepper powder my brother Kevin was telling me get cayenne pepper powder and I dumped like I ordered like a pound of cayenne pepper powder and just dumped it where the I [ __ ] I [ __ ] them up hold on one second yeah pause this episode is brought to you by prize picks oh yeah we're in the second half of the basketball season and the race to the playoffs is heating up on prize picks the best place to cash in on your favorite sports this is what we're

39:17 thinking for picks this week I mean Shane I'm looking at the basketball board in selecting I don't know maybe Jason Tatum for more than 25 points I like that I was thinking more like Julius Randle for more than eight rebounds Anthony Edwards more than 25 points I like that D I like that a lot I've never thought about Jaylen Brown and doing a fantasy Sports Action on more than four assists yeah I have it's fun it's awesome Matt get in the game well ready to make some picks of your own check out prize picks I've been using these guys for a while now and I'll tell you what the app is really easy to use to create a lineup all you have to do is pick more or less on a few player stats for your shot to win up to 1,000 times your money it's crazy prize pick right now 1,000 times mhm I mean what are we doing dude download the app today and use code drench to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5

40:06 lineup prize picks run your game I mean that's what it's all about I love prize picks and uh [ __ ] March Madness I'm focused on the NBA true that you know what I mean now the 7 now that my sweet 76ers have tanked I wouldn't mind placing some uh more or less picks now your emotions are out of it you can just my emotions are gone 76ers playing less less less less less just on some of your favorite stat projections some of my favorite stat projections yes more or less thousand times dude Conor McDavid more than more goals there we go a lot of people go whoa that's crazy bang just like that 1,000 times more You've Won literally a billion dollars now you're billionaire yeah thousand Millions is a billion that's all thousand Millions is a building that's all I'm saying man is a building picks run your game you're mad at Elon maybe milon doll become a billionaire you can take him down million dollars on Conor McDavid don't

41:05 pick just [ __ ] whatever and we're back the cye pepper in the garden oh thank you the um yeah dude I so I've been at war with the mice I got that what what works for Birds because birds were [ __ ] me up too you got to get [ __ ] in your garden that moves so I have like one of those owls those like fake owls in its head swivels I have Windchime scares them and I also have like little spinny things if they detect like motion that it freaks them out but mice don't really give a [ __ ] so you got to give them like you got to spray you just got to sprinkle the spicies around for them they step in that cayen pow they have like strong sens of smell apparently oh they don't like it I dude where they like live I just whole [ __ ] just a big bag of cayenne powder [ __ ] them up [ __ ] them up yeah them justable huh not killing them just making them uncomfortable making them UNC they smell they're like n I'm good on that yeah

41:52 wait are you done doing the uh the baking powder dude apparently I made an n to myself they can I thought I was close but I don't I don't know I haven't I haven't seen them after that though I will say and then some time pass and I saw one and dude I got too many radishes to lose right now dude so it turns out that's the only thing I can grow I'm just a shitty radish Animal Crossing I'm going to pickle you get to eat any of the radishes yet not yet I got like they'll be I think in a month they'll be fully grown I got a lot I'll drop some off to you please I got some radishes and I'm growing flowers right now too that's very nice what kind of flowers I don't even know what they're called they're just big I just picked the craziest looking flowers starting to see what takes so they're thriving my flowers are thriving my leaks are thriving what a perfect time to plant those too I exactly I got it right in

42:38 time and then I have uh this will be it's a year out but I have blackberries raspberries and just blackberries raspberries and like golden raspberries I don't know I've never heard of those damn it takes a year to grow those it's it's just a Ras it's called a cane so it's just a raspberry stock so it takes a year to bear fruit I always wondered why people got so mad at animal freeding and their Garden bro that would piss me the [ __ ] off I've been waiting a year for one [ __ ] basket of raspber some piece of [ __ ] aome my car I had car I have a couple carrots going your carrots are like oh [ __ ] it I'm going to eat a carrot from my garden come back one day the greens are gone and they're all [ __ ] up and it's like it's truly it's kind of nice I will say it does teach you patience cuz like every day it's like another thing to check and go oh you see a little bit of progress and then if I'm like rushing out the door if

43:22 I'm in like Rush mode I'm like damn I didn't water in my garden yet if I'm like if if I'm rushing to where I don't want in my garden I know I have a [ __ ] up mentality and I got to switch back I got to go zanini keeps you zanini CU you got to go dude I got to stay kind of somehow connected to this zini are you staying zanini I broke my zen Fest a couple times this week yeah Zen just responded to people for once true true no you just defending yourself like a I've been pretty Zen you're Zen out you've been Zen that's a GG the keger was Zen was it Zen out actually no I was kind of it's pretty zenin to admit that though yeah he's very quick to admit when he's being a piece of [ __ ] the next day I mean dude yeah that's too everyone's finding out that you were right all along everyone I'm Sean stradamus that is true I might give it to you though it might have been the easiest prediction of all time yeah that is

44:17 true jamas yeah yeah yeah I'm back on my zen tip I was off it for a while day will come caffeine will put me I'm not zini when I'm on daily caffine oh my God you get grumpy I get yeah it's grumpy and it's like re I just had my fuse is so [ __ ] short like usually I'll notice things and I'll be like okay well you shouldn't have done that if I'm on the caffeine I just F wife and kids will do that to you as well I know but I'm saying for sure they catch the Wrath you're saying sandini you or spaz you like uh I think they do both yeah they'll spaz you they will but when you when I crush the coffee and then like the morning's like euphoric I have energy when it starts to dip and I'm just like like have that shitty caffeine overdose feeling it's just anything that happens I'm guys [ __ ] know that I I saw you hang up on somebody because food was coming can I bring that up that was my wife yes absolutely was good that was a

45:13 great story yeah you were I don't know if you you were you were on the F food was coming you were coughing up you started seeing the food and you were like I I can't [ __ ] do like you just dude I was telling all weekend I'm like my favorite thing is like I chill during the week and or during the weekend and then the Sunday I I drink like as much coffee as my body can handle the point where I'm like what I get so jacked up on caffeine on Sunday like two two cups for me I'm yes dude and it was self- served so I'm like talking a ear off it's like my second cup of coffee I'm like and then Britney called me I'm like I'm having a conversation with her and our food comes out I don't even remember what I said to her I was like I can't do this right now and I just hung up on cuz like the waiters waiter sure that was met well sure that was handled I didn't realize I did it until I'm like eating I'm like

46:00 still like so anyway Nate and I stopped and I was like oh [ __ ] I think I just hung up on Britney in like a total coffee spaz I I did I apologize real quick I was like yo I don't even know what happened hang up on anyone and she was just asking me normal [ __ ] and I was like I can't talk right now what the [ __ ] this is my you always keep me on the phone and I just like hung up just [ __ ] dickheaded her on the phone yeah totally uncalled for and I did a I was like yeah my and she had been like although was she driving she wasn't even slaving me she wasn't time slaving me she was just asking me like I was flying home that day it was like a very normal question rather than being like Oh hey your food's coming out let me call you back I was just like I don't know and I like I just purely short circuit two cups of Joe oh yeah dude I get rock [ __ ] nuten Joe fast before then though oh yeah I Joe fast first and then on the

46:53 that's what I do bro come Easter when I ODed on the Jae you I had [ __ ] like nine cold brews at that dud Shane one cold brew I swear to God I'm I one cold brew I'm high like it's a drug like I'm talking to people and it's just like they feel like they're very far away from me it's weird we got to get you some Ado I I told you I can't have that we got to get you just one day just come on it's for an experiment dude I am push the limits of our bodies that's when I got kicked out of the Beast Boys concert it was adero I I jumped down you're also a young man you're not going to act a fool like that now dude something happens to me on Aderall where I lock in on things and it's just like yes and I just here's my plan we get you some ad roll yeah we take you to Blazer Tag let you scream and spazz in there I mean that would be awesome exactly you'd be so locked in I would I that's my problem that'd be

47:47 awesome I get crazy you might jump there though you might try to get down L that's my problem I got down a level at the concert got kicked out and I the one thing when I was like all causes you to catch air does and you might catch herir at the Blazer Tag first fatality in the Blazer Tag cuz when I have ader especially it was always with drinking and like smoking weed I would just get an idea and it's like go there's no like well it's like yes let's get this so I remember I saw I was in like Westchester and I just saw like a 32 become bees what become the bees there was just these guys sitting down with like you know like girls on like the curb outside eating pizza like a little college town in Westchester and I just saw this big cup of soda from block away and I was just like I'm going to kick that thing and I was like I'm definitely going to kick that cup of soda and I came up to it and sure enough I booted it and the

48:33 dude was like what the [ __ ] man and I just like came up and was like yo my bad like just kept walking I was like I'm sorry I didn't I didn't mean to that's your Mr hot huh that's your Mr Hot ader Roll is my Mr hot Dr Matthew and Mr bees drinking on ader Roll made so much sense in college Dr Matthew it makes so much sense in college like I'm tired but I want to drink they're like bro an add roll and I was like yo good call and it would just be the worst situations ever yeah it really isn't that good I I put down the adderal yeah the adderal combo yeah it doesn't really help no it's not necessary I need it once my like critical thinking goes offline I need to get out I need to go to bed I do not need to be turbocharged it feels like a great idea to tailgate Yeah well yeah when you're a little tired you're like well I deserve to have some fun yeah but yeah it ends up with pretty unsavory

49:25 behavior on my behalf you were take ater all yeah only what I'm drinking for the most part and I kind of love it day drinking on ater all while you're doing it is wonderful yeah it's probably the best or I like I like night drinking when you're getting tired but you don't want to end if you're in the middle of like a good night I love night drinking we had some good nights here yeah yeah yeah those are some great nights but day drinking is I think day drinking I love but I love day drinking but then it it always ends bad yeah I've never really had too many day drinks that other I was like nice had a couple where I end up in bed by like 9:30 that's that's the best case scenario but yeah you're right I did it in Boston and I just stayed up super late and woke up the next morning with the most vicious like weed SL alcohol hang it was not even weed it was still high from Edibles hung over in the

50:12 morning and just like that combo stinks dude hung over and weed High man you got to do something yeah and you're like trying to just Crush water to sober up and it's doing nothing it's making you sick yeah I was I was for I had like FR from that night slowed down on drinking incredibly I fear it now it was such a wretched state that I was like I for real thought I was like I I'm it's like you know when you're high you're like I'm stuck like this I thought I was like I was like dude I think I broke my brain it was a yeah it was being high with all that like alcohol hangover anxiety yeah just flying home with my wife and just being like oh man it was a rough you had to fly home oh yeah I've I've been obviously hung over a little high on quite a few and that's the worst it's the worst combination yeah get home especially when you get home to your kids and you're like [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll let

51:05 you down your father your father made some poor decisions last night there was four Margaritas in the afternoon that were totally unnecessary no I'd like to see that I'd like to be around you with four Mars let's yeah let's get crunk dude same batteries oh [ __ ] yeah I can't I can't do it no let's let's I st over this week I got the UK this weekend once once the skedge chills schedule just a crunk day yeah get totally I got the [ __ ] I got my skedge today this morning I'm [ __ ] how's your skedge [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] forever doesn't [ __ ] end any room for a daytime pool party even like there's going to be a couple daytime pool parties my months fly yeah my months fly I'm [ __ ] dude so yeah we'll do a daytime pool party that is man that's fun ideal can I bring the butter dog yes the butter dog had a nice day here yeah yeah he did he did I got 9,000 pictures of my girlfriend and the butter dog

51:56 butter dog yeah how was your dog doing dog with the but man he's perfect is he is he a swimmer at all he's never gu in the water that would suck if he could swim better than you I'm sure he can like if he gave it a shot he I'm sure he can that'd be crazy if he swam exactly like you he absolutely does it's just his guarantee that's how he swims his ass his his giant ass I've never seen anything like that head and feet totally underwater just an ass floating you're like an octopus everything's down you just Nate L will you guys shoot me straight on my idea of the black Swim Club I see you guys are so resistant I don't want to be the black guy that does it you said you don't yeah I figured I figured that was the hangup we were getting good we were getting good yeah I'm getting I was teaching him how to swim all year my problem is like dude you guys are running a podcast Nate swimming is the

52:51 funniest there's actually a swim instructor in Austin called The Swim Nazi you get a private lesson from the swim Nazi they call themselves The Swim Nazi they're called The Swim Nazi but she just rolls with it so she's like I'm the swim Nazi and she's she's an excellent swim instruct she'll scream at you she taught my dude my [ __ ] 5-year-old can swim like swim for real from the nazzi she got Nazi training she got swim Nazi trading I had Lam mer out here all the time Lam Mer's good like three days a week we were in there and I was trying to teach him how to swim there's nothing you could do you were training your Pokémon literally I was bro I was holding him I was like all right dude this going to be weird I'm going to hold you he's [ __ ] kick Lam Mer's good in the pool man not at all he's horrendous in the pool me and that we're in Dan at the pool when I was letting it go you were in the ocean we were oh yeah we

53:40 were in the ocean I didn't tell you about that yeah you did but he there's no way he could be pass yeah it it was Sandbar it was yeah it was shallow stuff yeah he can't he literally cannot swim I've seen him in the pool I've seen him that's a three-foot pool it's true if you if he takes his feet off the ground he cannot oh no the yeah heul I've seen him like go in and glide a little bit he can do that for about a second but the he has and even then he forgets that he can just stand up so there'll be like a moment of like you see him like Panic underwater [ __ ] stand up true you don't think the black Swim Club will be empowering I don't know people dude people won't be laughing they'll be like this is good people are not going to be laughing now we might film it and put it on the patreon but strictly to help other black listeners learn how to swim yeah like to conquer the stigma and the stere

54:32 instructional yeah I'm down I'm trying I'm moving on to Butterfly you need to learn how to just regular swim I can do this pretty good we can get in the pool the pool's heated right now we can get in there I can do this good I get up and down I've SE I've seen you I remember going okay he's in practicing Nate we got to get Nate to just just trademark that stroke n better than Lam Merit swimming about say I can swim a little but it's just my ass your ass Rises that's the funniest part I think it's just my you go to the other end for sure I've seen you in action it's just the the ass coming up I I don't know how it's not even a bathing suit bubble it's just it's just your ass it is just your ass breaches the surface and it's although now that you've developed full onk body your ass has flatten out a little it still comes out though I don't know what it is the buoyancy it could be good for

55:18 you sure it's like the North and South Pole as the belly grows the ass shrinks it does it is electromagnetics it's the emfs you're just being pulled forward I haven't driving a hybrid that might be actually you been driving a hybrid yeah the EMS might be careful dude I saw these guys on Instagram saying you're probably only reducing 9% though from the hybrid yeah probably that's not that's good that's good what's going on with you guys nothing dude just got to go to the UK this week and I'm bringing okor and doosa I'm bringing two of the hardiest true alcoholics I know bring yeah Heavy Artillery yeah it's gonna be really [ __ ] fun oh my God it's GNA be the most fun those old pubs I I've never been to London but the old pubs are very sick it's the coolest thing ever yeah I I did like that in Australia being in like an ancient Pub it's like Dublin's the I love Dublin Manchester [ __ ] rules I bet yeah once

56:17 once my family gets old once the kids get older I do want to go bring them all to Europe and go over there it' be sick that'd be awesome yeah I I've never been to Italy I'd love to go to Italy yeah I'd like to go to roam yeah you should [ __ ] I forgot I don't have any time oh I know I was looking for a a beach trip last night I was like when when do you think we can do this and they were like never and then I was and and then I realized I'm kind of going week to week with my schedule they showed you a [ __ ] recorded blackmail home video and they're like never [ __ ] they uh yeah now you got a free schedule you did Black swim club and put it on the internet the schedule's wide open till 2028 uh but you're empowering dude it is empowering I understand like oh yeah this what you guys think with your stereotypes hit the water hit the water boys wait till you see these two swim dude if Obama Chef had done the black

57:16 Swim Club he could he'd still be here to this day he [ __ ] alive uh the schedule though my agent manager I was texting them I was like can I just get like a breakdown of like what the rest of the year is like cuz I literally check my own website to find out my dates yeah uh and they were like yeah sure I was like just kind of game plan this whole year and they were like haha game plan this whole year and I was like yeah your [ __ ] job yeah what the [ __ ] it's your job to do that yeah and they're like oh okay you're serious and I was like yeah [ __ ] tell me where I'm going um on like a calendar kind of thing just like an email bre break down of like month by month cuz there's holes in the schedule for touring but it's to film [ __ ] ah yeah so then I'm like what's this break maybe I can go to Florida with my friends that week know they go you holding for something [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] go to fake rehab [ __ ]

58:16 fake fake rehab I told you I've been dreaming I've been dreaming about rehab for two years now it's going to be sick it's going to be sick it's going to be so nice ESP if you go to one of those super nice ones especially I'm just going to chill I'm not going to stop for sure I'm just going right back out I'm going to get [ __ ] wrecked as soon as I get out they should have that where it's just like a kind of a pit crew more so that's what I yeah that's the dream I was like I just want to go to a resort it'd be nice if there if it was like a dry Resort and maybe like a healthy thing just imagine rehab fully just rehab I just daydreamed rehab it's kind of be sick I mean light beer rehab is the saddest that's literally weed re that's CBD rehab lightbeer rehab is CBD rehab you get caught in your room with a party helmet and straws dude yeah they lift up a cushion it's my bar helmet no my bar helmet dude it just bezi

59:13 syringes it' be me and Dad's it' be me and a bunch of 60-year-old men and then they're like oh [ __ ] it's April baseball's on every dude in there going this is [ __ ] lightbeer heaven just doing the most inflexible yoga ever no that's good though being a guy that can stretch is [ __ ] gay I saw my dad do a split I'd be like what the [ __ ] check out this flexibility kids you go e yeah I I always anytime watch baseball and drink a beer you weirdo anytime I've been told I've been inflexible I've been like yes like you're real tight there I'm like yeah dude yeah of course I am like no that's like really bad you got to work on that I'm like yeah yeah yeah who gives a [ __ ] it's so my yeah my hips are so bad I get some shoulder flexibility backs been nice that's nice shoulders shoulder flexibility straight as hell that is straight hips you ever hear when they're like you actually keep a lot of pin up

1:00:08 emotions in your hips yes yeah dude let's keep them in there [ __ ] last thing I want the last thing I want to be is emotional something from your hips that would suck you unleash something from your hips you're like oh no that really did hurt my feelings oh I remember that party yeah girls got to stop stretching how about that yeah oh we [ __ ] tighten their [ __ ] hips and butts up they too flexible that's a problem they need to keep some of that [ __ ] in their [ __ ] glutes and their uh IT bands yeah it's time to store that back in there tighten them up that' be weird though having like an inflexible lady like kind if a lady wants to lift her leg and was like Jesus Christ yeah that would be [ __ ] sad that' be disg that'd be disgusting neither of us can Flex yeah we're just we're just trying we're going to do standing sex hold on let me get on top why yeah why do I always got to be on the

1:01:04 bottom I might have to start dressing up to see how it feels maybe I'm them you know true maybe they completely and I am them so I need to dress like them and get [ __ ] by a guy that looks like me just to see how it feels White Lotus needs to stop white lootus is the best show need to stop it's so good it's it's doing too much do you think girls girls probably don't like it if you're like wearing their clothes oh oh yeah if you put on their they'd love to have that on you but I don't think like would they like that would that excite would that excite I think they pretend to but be mentally checked out with you yeah they would go Jesus [ __ ] Christ now I'm going to yeah let's go through your phone and look through all your friends like all right which one am I going to switch although didn't like uh I guess he was just doing it as like a party trick that one boxer yeah De La Hoya De La Hoya did it he he toss on the fish

1:01:53 nets I thought he I thought he I think that was the real deal you think it was the real deal I think it was the real deal that seems that could be like a liquor and cocaine thing I think it was a liquor and cocaine thing but also didn't he have like professional pictures wasn't it like no it was definitely a hooker in a hotel room oh okay okay he wanted he just wanted fish nuts boxing yeah that was tough you've done fish nuts no I don't put that on me don't put that on me AI people n fish oh my God French made outfit wouldn't be bad either oh think he might have hit one of those as well did he yeah I think de la hoyya was hitting the I thought you is that LeBron one real uh ibr a French made up I think he did for like Halloween he did for Halloween I think he I think he did it for Halloween lemon seed oh my God what for real LeBron James Switching gears have you seen that Michelle Obama has a new

1:02:51 podcast does he yeah sing gear it's with it's with with her brother I thought it was Craig Robinson Switching gears what's the pot about dude I don't know the left is scrambling to dominate the podcast face and they threw Michelle Obama and her brother at it huh it does it doesn't get like as many views as you think huh I think about Michelle Obama getting home and cuz she knows that people say she's a man all the time you think she ever like get really sad about it but his name is Craig Robinson I know that's what I'm saying I thought it was her and the comedian it's no it's her brother saying he just looked like him no it's her and her brother Craig Robinson with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson and it's her brother it's her brother a guy who plays piano looks identical bro what the [ __ ] I know that could be the original Michelle and the the and that's feels B try to get the bag for

1:03:51 him I don't mean to start that rumor I know oh trust me brother I'm it's already been yeah that rumor's out there worst thing you could do that was that was the worst possible move but yeah it's probably very hurtful did thinking about her and just being like ah Barack they're saying I'm a man again on the internet sad having a b Dr stri all those people that's what I'm say I have much empathy but think about that that's kind of funny yeah that does is going on mcon still bro she's still ripping on the macron's I haven't been keeping up with the the she seems confident I watched her on Theo's podcast and she is like I mean prove me wrong dude and she's like I have all the paperwork filled for all like the basically being like I she sent the macron's a yes or no I mean which I get she's like they didn't even fill it out I was like well I could see them being like yeah I'm not going to fill

1:04:43 out the am I a man questionnaire for the Candace open show was pass forward from a kid sitting behind him in class just like this is cace Will are you a guy check yes or no it's like drawn up by it's like a legally binding like yes or no questionnaire like yo just answer these questions and we'll [ __ ] drop it cuz they were I think they were trying to sue being like yo stop calling my [ __ ] wife a man she's like but you in order for defamation I think in Europe the defamation laws are a little different where like yeah you have to be wrong in America it's flip it's like vice versa it's like well prove me wrong then and I'll take the back that's right so she's getting hit with some French from a holocaust tonying show I watched really yeah it was a it was made it was like a it's not like I found it it was like it was yeah it was I think it was on HBO or something yeah they were like this you

1:05:30 know what I mean this wasn't one of the I got you yeah it wasn't it wasn't the Kyrie Irving type it was just like straight it was this was legit yeah it was it was that it was that case though it was like the it's it's flip-flopped over there where here it's like prove me wrong got yeah there it's like you have to prove you were right so then they brought a [ __ ] Holocaust and put him on trial and he was like boom here's all the facts but he did get debunked he got debunked he got bunked yeah he got bulldogged he got bulldog in a court of a European court of law in a European court of law with yeah yeah man stop there we an hour let's go to patreon Yo guys I [ __ ] love you guys goodbye we love you don't get my bandage in there is a fuckingass

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Matt McCusker (Host), Shane Gillis (Host), Nate Marshall (Guest).

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The discussion centers around the controversial presence of swastikas in modern media and culture, referencing a particular scene from "White Lotus" where the term is explicitly used in the script, igniting concerns about rising nationalist symbols. Additionally, the conversation touches on Elon Musk and Donald Trump's perceived endorsement of Tesla amidst these societal issues, encapsulating…

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The episode runs 1 h 6 min; the transcript is about 14,153 words in 74 timestamped sections.

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