Ep 552 - The Biggest Pig (feat. Luis J. Gomez)

What this episode is about

The discussion explores the significance of video gaming, particularly titles like Call of Duty and MLB the Show, in the lives of modern men, highlighting themes of loneliness and connection through gaming. The conversation also touches on the representation of diverse characters in gaming and the sometimes absurd elements of gameplay, including high school sports.

Key takeaways

• Call of Duty: the modern therapy session for lonely men grappling with gaming-induced existential crises.
• Violet community representation in gaming proves that diversity thrives even in pixels where reality falls short.
• India’s social media resurgence: a case study in how countries can bounce back from brief ‘cancellations’.
• Beast Games: where greed and camaraderie clash, revealing that friendships are just as fragile as your bank account.
• Albino Indians in a food court: a delightful reminder that diversity is everywhere, even in your local Sbarro.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Matt McCusker (Host) · 33 min speaking
• Shane Gillis (Host) · 33 min speaking
• Luis J. Gomez (Guest) · 20 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Call of Duty, Daily Beast
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Call of Duty
3. 30:00 – 40:00: Call of Duty, Conor McGregor, Oasis, Jared Leto
4. 40:00 – 50:00: American Beauty, Oasis
5. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Blue Lagoon, Daily Beast, American Beauty
6. 1:00:00 – 1:05:03: Blue Lagoon, Euphoria, The Outsider

Notable quotes from "Ep 552 - The Biggest Pig (feat. Luis J. Gomez)"

• Night it was great but I was we were sitting there and I was we were up close my the chair next to me had Jared Leto on it and I was waiting the whole time I was like damn…

  about Jared Leto · at 32:01

• I was talking about black people in Dublin boot what it was so funny when's Conor McGregor gonna become the president of viol they hated him did they I was shocked how much…

  about Conor McGregor · at 33:53

• Battles iconic landmarks and hard pumping moments that would keep you coming back for more get ready for the action this is the moment we've all been waiting for it's going to…

  about Call of Duty · at 38:52

• Couple drinks all of just the one Oasis just the one they never together that's [ __ ] man yeah but they're going back on tour what yeah hell freeze is over for Oasis yes…

  about Oasis · at 44:00

• Write this they were definitely adults writing yeah those songs for children that was the craziest period of just to thing about like we took so many Beauty came out I just…

  about American Beauty · at 47:11

• Well passed never mind I was going to switch over I know you guys have I know you have to get to your Mr Beast I got to interview Mr Beast himself interviewing me that' be…

  about Daily Beast · at 58:03

• Shipwrecked and then they were like on an island and just they were both just naked the whole time and they start banging and that's the whole movie her brother it is just a…

  about Blue Lagoon · at 1:00:00

• That every like a lot of women shows are SED around High School Romance it's true yeah so with that was that was that show on HBO now with zenoria yeah Euphoria but even before…

  about Euphoria · at 1:03:19

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Daily Beast — Person · Referenced creator/producer (upcoming interview / casting process) · 2 mentions · first at 4:14
  Central to a segment about applying for/meeting regarding “Beast Games” and later an upcoming interview; used to frame the guest’s schedule and a potential appearance opportunity.
• Conor McGregor — Person · Referenced public figure (combat sports celebrity) · 2 mentions · first at 33:59
  Brought up in a discussion about Ireland/Dublin and "pig" behavior; the speakers discuss his reputation and alleged/legal controversies, including a bar incident.
• Jared Leto — Person · Referenced celebrity (seen/expected at UFC event) · 1 mention · first at 32:06
  Mentioned as a notable person who had a seat next to the speaker at a UFC event in London, but did not show up—used as a humorous anecdote about celebrity proximity.

Companies & orgs

• Oasis — Company · Referenced topic · 2 mentions · first at 33:07
  Discussed in the context of their reunion tour and band dynamics

Media & podcasts

• American Beauty — Media · Referenced work · 4 mentions · first at 47:21
  Mentioned as a movie with controversial content involving underage actors
• Blue Lagoon — Media · Referenced work · 3 mentions · first at 59:16
  Discussed for its controversial content involving underage actors
• Euphoria — Media · Referenced work · 1 mention · first at 1:03:31
  Mentioned in the context of high school romance themes in media
• The Outsider — Media · Referenced work · 1 mention · first at 1:04:26
  Mentioned as a show with a unique premise
  Selenas really so F I've never seen that oh it was me and beaser loved that [ __ ] was that a Stephen King no that you're thinking of it true no he did a new movie or he did a…

Sponsors

• Call of Duty — Product · Sponsor · 6 mentions · first at 0:20
  Actively promoted as a returning game with new features and events

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 wow the wow wow West and hey we're here live ver we're starting now the beginning of that didn't count ver Dan Dan Returns the box of rations yeah what an insane choice that was what say that right away it's pretty crazy Verdon where is Verdon is that just a madeup place in Call of Duty yeah the original map I think it's it's in the Ukraine they're getting [ __ ] up verdansk Ukraine ver I'm excited I like Call of Duty is important man Call of Duty is like a it is for like dude's well-being I feel like dudes need to play Call of Duty at night time now more than ever I think yeah men are lonely it's actually the most bit dejected right now I got MLB the show going myself you what I got a career going Road to the Show baseball what's going on with it taking Joey Weaver he got drafted I went to TCU played it they included college baseball in it for the beginning and that got me high school and col you play school I

1:01 play a little high school baseball wait on on a video game you're playing as high schoolers don't worry about it that's crazy there's nothing I can do that's when the career starts what do you want me to do that should be illegal and you were playing as the high school you play as girls in Call of Duty dude play girls dud I'll be the chick she's got like VI Lego that's a character you can choose is a black cheick with Vio what yeah it's crazy it's kind of choice H Vio that's the skin uh yeah where she's like got natural camouflage that's why I chose her true the Vio Community might be the most over represented community in the world it's a very small percentage every [ __ ] model I look at got it every you know what I mean they're everywhere yeah I've never seen one of them in real life I've seen a couple in real life yeah yeah I take that back I think there's that guy that hangs out at the bar by

1:46 us I saw a VI Lego bro walk in yeah I would say there's definitely more I feel like they're they're outside bro there's more than you think a lot of them wear makeup to hide it and now it's becoming a thing where they're like normalizing it and you're like nah dude where put that get that makeup back no normalize it it's nice normalize I'm excited when I see it there was uh talked about before but there was some uh albino Indians that worked at the sabaro in my Mall growing up the original Arians and I was very excited to see them what every time I go holy hell dude I've NE that's something I've SE the 90s I was like we don't have any differences in Mechanicsburg I didn't I never even knew Indians could be albino they were is it iuck can be out anybody can be out by now Bubba constrictors Indians that's a fair point that's exciting what's like what was their Vibe they were great they were running around

2:42 they family owned the sabaro and they were just they were having a good time and that's genetic was the F was like a portion a lot of the fam was Albano there was Albano kids and the wall they were right next to the wall in the food court so they would just run over there why did they immigrate to America do you think they're being worshiped too much over they're probably on one of those 900t towers that everyone in the village carries and drops they keep dropping them you see they drop them every day no in India there's some ritual where they build like a giant Tower that's like a parade float and they carry it and it collapses every time and everyone has to run I've seen it it's it's my algorithm is Indian Towers collapsing India's sick India's getting like a lot of recognition right now social media not a lot of it's great I'll be honest people were being pretty negative towards him they were negative for a while now

3:34 they're back I think so it's pretty they surviv that India got canceled for like a month and now they're back dude they're getting that bump well dude [ __ ] uh RAM Swami's back he's going to be like the governor of Ohio I think yeah R Swami was giving it a shot bounced back he was going to be president but then he spaz on Twitter now he's governor of Ohio not bad yeah not bad he he's got a lot of time shoot for the moon yeah exactly yeah where's Casey end up in [ __ ] Ohio aim for the Stars yeah and you'll land in Ohio well it's good to be here with ls J Gomez thanks Shane I miss you buddy I missed you too it's been too long it has yeah what you been up to me just working hard man working hard I told you guys I applied for Beast games applying for Beast games is app for Beast games I applied for be that's why we we need to move it up a little he's got a he's got a meeting this afternoon to apply for

4:23 Beast games the fck I don't know how much I'm allowed to say at this point what are the CH what are the challenges I don't know know what if they put on right now they have a gun to my son's head like how much $5,000 let me pull the trigger what's the layout of that show I didn't watch it yet is it the first layout is it was great there's like everyone's in the same room and they offer your row like you can eliminate your entire row and take the bribe the money yeah but then everyone else in your row is eliminated and it gets up to like 150,000 and people like no I'm staying I love you guys million I love you they did this the entire [ __ ] time the million thing made me want to is crazy soon as soon as I hit $100,000 like you this is what I've been laughing about I hope you get the show and you bail on five bucks just eliminate 100 people go 10 bucks but what if they counter eliminate you how do that work

5:13 you're out you get nothing and you're you're done yeah you could walk out with nothing it's a psychotic show $10 million was the grand prize on season one but how do you get it though I don't understand then there's a bunch of challenges but the first thing to eliminate half the contestants was like people being greedy and taking it and eliminating everybody but uh the whole time that everybody was going I love you dude I'll never they just met yeah dude within the first hour there's people crying it's everyone's crying it's crazy it's actually crazy sacrificing themselves they'll be like I'll get eliminated for you dude go win this you need they don't know each other they've never met these are the most insane D you're going to fit right in it's going to be nuts beat the [ __ ] out of someone for taking the bribe you're going to [ __ ] you're going to go in you cannot be did you see the one where

5:56 they're in the cube did you watch the whole thing I watched hold on was the cube with three people going in one the guy who didn't take a million got eliminated over like a sandwich yeah so at one point each group there's like four groups of a 100 people maybe they have to pick one person that they think is trustworthy that won't take the bribe because if you take the bribe your entire team is eliminated and you get to stay and a chance to win so they they have four three or four people on this stage platform they're offered a million dollar each first so starts off $100,000 and then it's going to keep there go it's just going to keep rising and if you hit the button you take the the the money your whole team gets eliminated like which helps you which and then you stay in which helps you get a chance it gets to a million dollars and all four leaders didn't take the million dollar there crying again they're all doing

6:46 this again yeah when did that are the 99 people watching you yes they're all like don't do it please the and there's just guys up there like I love you guys so much I would never do how they pick the trustworthy people they picked the most insane yeah they all vote who they think is the most trustworthy I would dude that's my thing I got to get in in the first couple episodes act like I'm a sweetheart you got you got to pick up like a $20 bill like someone drop this this isn't mine anyway I'm just going to leave it here I would never do that I care about this stuff that would be standing in front of 99 people you just like a kicked off a TV and B like just dashed their hopes of making millions of dollars would be a pretty interesting feeling yeah stand in front of him like go million not doing it is the dumbest thing yeah ever yeah cuz at that point it's supposed to be one person winning $5

7:36 million and yeah the end result is everyone gets eliminated except one person yeah exactly who won who won the whole thing I didn't finish it you want to give a spoiler sure Beast game still ongoing no the first season's done but the guy who won his uh he was like really nice guy his kids got some disease some like creatine deficiency disorder and he's like dude he's like I'm going to use this entire $10 million to cure my son's disease you're like that's a good guy that guy should win the game I'm going to buy a jet and hookers so I'm going to spend all my money on hookers from verdansk and I'm going to fly them in yeah wait the sun can't like produce creatine I guess it's something I don't he must not have gone to high school with me all we did was creatine we just bulli this little kid I for used to think creatine was steroids I thought creatine was like an insane thing I had no idea

8:26 it was a natural thing in your body yeah like it's apparently something you like kind of ma to take I've learned yeah I take it so do I I don't know what it is tell you take it too by the way you can tell I'm getting all swallen you did get full of water see you look like me look like I'm [ __ ] drowned damn so he used the whole 10 mil you're taking creatine I've been taking creatine God damn man taking so much I've been every day yeah I like it you're all over it that's good hey Matt this episode is brought to you by prize pick I'm pump for opening day it's good to see some Phillies baseball again hopefully our bullpen improves with Jesus lazardo speaking of pitching for the Phillies what was throwing out the first pitch like I'll tell you what I was probably more nervous about that than hosting SNL I just didn't want to end up like 50 Cent and get shot nine times or what happened if I had to do it again I'd

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10:20 to F you cannot talk to the other guys canot talk to guys unfortunately but that that is not part of the ad that's something me a matter considering pitching two prize pick let us talk each other that' be fun little nice to chat with guys chat meet up on prize Pi you can M did you already do this one no you got on prize picks you can mix and match player projections from different sports combine your favorite basketball players with players from baseball hockey Esports and much more prize pick is the best place to win cash while watching sports join over 10 million users and sign up today download the app today and use code drench to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup prize picks run your game run your game must be present in certain States visit prize.com for restrictions and details it's time to run your game me and LS are stacking right now we're t-x you guys are [ __ ] jacked no we're t-

11:13 maxing right now we're both trying to do endogenous t- maxers what's that just boost your tea with like adaptogens shal an adaptogen it's like an herb anything like anything like a natural substance Bas adapt J is just like a word for your body your body adapts to the yeah it just Jens it up yeah but yeah but dude I've been taking Maca uh MAA sheet been she and Moringa and Moringa bro I woke up this morning with a bun you doing it's my third day on it I woke up for real like Afflicted just kind of like Jesus I don't know I didn't take anything in the whole I flew home from London I was hard for 11 11 hour flight I had a boner the whole [ __ ] you going to go rub one out it was great I consider private jet no I I wasn't on private I was just but I jerk off on almost almost every flight I'm on whatever it is with my the way I say I have fat thighs so it just feels like my dick is inside of something and I just

12:09 get turned on by sitting for that long and I got to get one out I shoot it right into the sink the sink the sink I'll usually L with paper towels and then I you know the sink is diabolical come on no look I've been there with you before brother I'm saying hit the turlet or like a napkin or something the sink is crazy flights i j on flights sometimes like you're saying I've had that like crazy flight boner this is the closest I've considered and it was 11 hours bro I would take a nap I'd wake up it' be harder it'd be 11 hours I would have jacked off five times that close your mind it was close on a flight I will say you're it's a quick one fast one quick one yeah you shoot it and then also my head hurts immediately for some reason like a really nasty headache after I come vampire it's probably because of all like the pills you took to get like super hard like stem it's probably like a stim fap thing maybe I taking like

13:04 [ __ ] Molly and no I don't take drugs anymore I stopped smoking weed five months ago [ __ ] are you totally straight edge no I drank here I shouldn't have but now I'm back to not drinking again this was a lot what was the thing that sparked this what sparked your like I wanted to raise my tea but what like what brought it to your attention my doctor saying I had the tea of a young lady what he was like are you a 12 sing dude I've ever to is like yeah I have no testosterone I was 339 was my testosterone number I don't even know what that means I'm tell idea whoever the Big T salesman are it was The Joe Rogan they're making [ __ ] money I've never talked to one guy that's gotten his te- check that isn't like dude I I was talking about this on the podcast that's why I'm tired all the it's like no you're just getting old you're [ __ ] tired I was talking about podcast and Tony hinchliff was like he

13:53 like I'm going to set you up with my tea guy I was like it's okay Tony I'm not taking your test sterone close your eyes and open your mouth I'm going to give it to you what are your plans though what what are you trying to get your tea up to you want to be more aggressive I want to I want to I want to be more horny I want to jerk off more the horniest angriest guy I've ever met flight you have too much tea no I don't the doctor was lying dude I've never met someone with more tea you're screaming and coming constantly it's all you do all you do dud chill out with the tea it's all you do if there was a Mucinex commercial for tea you'd be the mucus guy I would not have you pegged for low te are did you like you know all the stuff not low was it was uh so for my I'm turning 43 next week it was the lower uh lower end of average for my age yeah but did you like sleep bad the night before or all that I know that

14:50 stuff affects it maybe I don't know I mean it was you know well he can't hurt you if you're just taking like mocka and stuff I'm taking I'm taking Tonga Ali that's my Tong Ali is nice too yeah yeah that's my [ __ ] how did did it work on you I think so I'm getting my te tested on April 3rd so we'll see if I've raised my toer levels nice I feel like nobody ever thought about this stuff ever before no for sure people were mostly fine yeah yeah you know what I mean like I was too much information we know too much we were we were all good but before we had social media and we can communicate we used to be able to talk to six people nobody was comparing te nobody was talking about any you don't even know what it was I didn't even know like and also I think it's like kind of a gift from God that it drops off as you get older that's the last thing you need yeah yeah is to have like high tea and

15:31 be like [ __ ] 50 it's just like you're setting yourself up for the most potent disaster ever the thing with it it's like I think it's the the manosphere podcasts have really [ __ ] a lot of people up yeah but it it all does stem from Rogan but it he was being original yeah he was you know I mean he's just like now be those were his interests and he got so popular that it's every dude in America's [ __ ] interest that's a fair point like I love Jiu-Jitsu te space space is [ __ ] nuts I've been on a space train since a young man I used to read yeah I us asy asamy I used to read aramony all the time dude space animals uh animals attacking you animals attacking each other I've been on animals attacking you since I was a young L dude animals do rule animals Rock I will say the tea is nice for end of life if you want to I I really want to save it till I'm like I want to really feel it dip to like the

16:27 lowest possible pretty much borderline trans yeah and then just like a phoenix out of the ashes yeah just be sitting there one day being like I don't know I want to eat and just like it's time and just [ __ ] just take so much tea and to my body I wouldn't I wouldn't reject I'm not going to put a needle into my body you have to the pills are going to fry your liver no well I don't take pills I take a little powder you do a little patch little little powder little r horn so if they made if they made a snortable tea I would do it actually oh that's a more fun way to do it that would be that would just be boss you could probably snort creatine I bet you it would go into your body the exact same way I'll I'll do a line of creatine with you right now I think more people have snorted creatine than they realize that's a common cut for cocaine really oh yeah creatine is like have you seen yeah D creatine drip like a lot of

17:21 people have snorted creatine without realizing get the creatine creatine bab out right now bump lines of creatine right now on the show what a fun what a fun bit I bet Call of Duty would love that you just do lines off that [ __ ] load box or whatever that [ __ ] is that's what it's for bumping creatine off it would be kind of nasty I might bump [ __ ] Coke we got a [ __ ] Call of Duty sponsor baby we did it the original [ __ ] tea dosage bro a little bump bro Shane you got high tea no I don't think I do yeah you super high you haven't had a tested [ __ ] no that's that's a sign of high tea yeah you're like I know I don't need to have some [ __ ] doctor tell me what my number is I've also I've I've been doing my best to stop being a crybaby what do you mean I've always I mean we always talk about it but I was just you get done with a long weekend like I was in the UK I was [ __ ] totally exhausted I came

18:21 back home and I was like I was like the [ __ ] am I doing again dude obviously I'm just hung over so I'm sad but it's like like yeah cut it out although with high tea comes high estrogen because they do kind of couple oh really yeah if you have high tea you usually have high estrogen as well yeah because you your body has to you that's why steroid like bodybuilders they take estrogen blockers because your estrogen raises with the te is that why they get titties I don't know maybe could be could be or maybe they're just in the gym working on maybe they just worked hard and finally got their results they got tits rocking tits I'd be in the gym like crazy if I could get wom's tits on my butt naturally you can dude you ever see those like jacked [ __ ] they have really it's funny sometimes yeah I'll see a dude in a movie like that's supposed to be like a jacked ripped guy and he is it's just cuz his pecs are

19:07 gigantic but just smooth set of woman's tits damn yeah small nipples yeah tiny nipples yeah dude's nipples poking out of their shirt is for real like the opposite effect I see a dude's nipples out of their shirt I'm like broke yeah woman is like this is what have I done hard nipples on a guy building I mean these dry fit [ __ ] polos this nipples it's a nipple show yeah your nipples aren't poking out not right now but I'll get them going if you were to bro that AC kicks on do you ever run you ever run in the cold and like your shirt rubs against your nipples your your nipples get all chafed that hurts it hurts like hell I get that normally if I wear like the wrong like a shirt with like a patched on Logo my nipples get or a dress shirt we have giant nipples you think I have giant nipples no I don't my nipples you have perfectly normal ni perfectly normal dude just put that on someone you

20:03 like I instantly believed it I was like I guess I do no you beautiful nipples you have big nipples no I have nice little little Puerto Rican nipples do you really little [ __ ] brown little brown pepperonis yeah you've been sending me some shirtless pcks I have send Shane some shirtless pcks every time he makes progress in the gym I think it's just for me yeah I think you go to the gym to be like shanee check what I've check what I've done to my body are you doing post immediate post pump picture oh yeah yeah it's the best dude in the dude from I get in the steam room I come out I have a glistening glaze on my body and I send it to Shane I'm like look at this bro this is nothing sh Hy has been sending me nothing but pictures and facetimes from when he's in the sauna and he puts the phone at his feet and goes it's the [ __ ] scariest dude I wish I had that confidence cuz Sam Hyde specifically

20:49 tries to make himself as ugly as possible I'm like he just has whatever it is like the the way he's wired he's like no no I'm going to look at like the biggest [ __ ] ugly freak he and every time like dude stop yeah he's I for sure oh he's super high that's like yeah that's a problem yeah super high super high too much super high there's no way you're low teed go back and fight the doctors I'm going to I'm going to go back that's the proof of high TI I tried to get him to put me on taso and he was like no it's not even like a scam like where he was trying to get me to like he was like no he was like you smoke and drink every day he was like stop doing thatting of smoking and drinking is low tea that's a low tea that's literally a girl decision you drink too much shut up [ __ ] that's the low that's the slow cell too to be like dude I'm on your side he's going to do the same test he's going to print like a [ __ ] like

21:45 Furniture fax off his printer like oh yeah dude you actually dropped that's crazy you're [ __ ] he's like on the Seaman scale but that's cool yeah that'll be fun it is cool to look forward I say it all the time man like if you get older you can just smash the t button and go nuts yeah just go go do double whatever they say just go I'll double that up double that up see what the [ __ ] happens I watched the video cuz they were like dudes are taking I watched this last night they're saying a lot of dudes are finding out theirs are average and taking it and they're like you it's only for people who are very low yeah well I think it really if you're high tea taking more tea doesn't really bring your tea up right I don't know NE also there's a question of absorbing it you could put it in there you might not be able to absorb it so whatever it' be cool I think it'll be a lot of it too will'll just be nice if I'm get

22:31 injected by anything by a doctor I'm going to be like oh [ __ ] yeah yeah hell yeah you like it yeah I would like that I hate it I hate taking blood I hate taking needles yeah I'm not a big fan actually can't do it this would be like a needle in your butt I'm pretty sure okay I could do that no I'm not trying to be like saying you put a you put a needle in your butt cheek it's all I'm very self-conscious about my ass so it's kind of flabby what and the doctor's going to do it dud my butt sucks are you serious dude my butt this is also another female SC up dude men should not have [ __ ] sculpted no I should have a nice I bet dude I bet Matt's ass is a [ __ ] thing of beauty I got does have a I admired Matt's DK several times mat's tight little Peach watch him run up the steps he does have a nice donk yeah I was watching a White Lotus and the guy comes in and [ __ ] it lat he has a giant

23:28 skull to ass I was like who the Schwarzenegger uh no the guy uh when she [ __ ] one of the Russian guys oh yeah craws there and he had a [ __ ] jacked ass and I was sitting here by myself and I was like dude what the [ __ ] is that dude it's the guy's i' rather see his D you're a flight from London you're like Jesus Christ now will it ever end the is not going away did you did you watch that episode caught up It's the funniest thing possible unbelievable kid there was a clip recently I saw online of him like finding out he was in White Lotus with his family and he like crying and being like yes oh no he's also at a white L sty Resort he was his Rich family's at like a beautiful Resort yeah like I thought it was on set yeah that's funny yeah oh my God but then you get the script and you go I mean what else wa hold on SEC what is he I know dude you're going to jerk your brother off although dude I will

24:25 say he's been I'm so impressed by him his unbelievable no he's really good he's unbelievable this season's great this I mean the first four episodes BW but now we're [ __ ] getting now we're now we're cooking episode 5 episode 6 it's really just brothers jerking each other off now I'm completely that's the funniest thing possible it's hilarious it's unbelievable they kissed and I was like that's not that bad bro if his dad would have blown his head off that would have been the funniest day ever that's you got jacked off by your brother came home and your dad blew his head off and you always think it's because he knew what the fck you're like dude this is definitely my fault 100% yeah it's also so sick being like yeah we blacked out I don't remember anything and is carrying the memory the entire time and being like when the girls confront him and he's just like that didn't happen like no I watched it and he's like can we

25:09 just stop talking about this right now I yeah I don't know you have to kill yourself that whole family might suicide yeah mom was talking about it she was like I can't live any other way I'd kill myself she might be the best character on the show hilar unbelievable yeah par capos she's [ __ ] hilarious I got a theory of what's going to happen do you really cuz the sh heard good Theory too from it's going to be goggin and the bulldogger go to try to [ __ ] with that guy the guy they've been trying to [ __ ] with yeah uh and then there's going to be a shooting at the place and I think that sweet guard is going to be the one to set I think he's going to get popped trying to protect his babe I had the I my theory right now is the younger brother the or the older brother wants to keep that rumor at Bay CU those two girls know so he might want to [ __ ] murders these [ __ ] [ __ ] I think so that's a fair one from one of my

25:59 producers they think a monkey gets a hold of the gun cuz they keep on sh monke I had a feeling somebody from Legion of skanks was going to come up with the dumbest F could be could be multiple Shooters it could be I don't know he brings his gun back from Bangkok and then he hears maybe a suicide shot go off he thinking it's the other guy and he fires there could be multiple gunmen all firing at each other just you don't think it could be monkeys I hope it's monkeys I hope it's monkeys' be the funniest thing [ __ ] Kucha that would be yeah if we just got to watch a family fall apart and then get killed by a monkey that'd be great yeah that would be that' be you got jerked off by your brother and then a monkey shot you true I but I can get past being jerked off by my brother if we were both blacked out on drugs no chance but you remember the drugs it's not you it's like you guys chose to do that no way never ever I

26:53 don't have a brother maybe I have to have a brother yeah you have a sister I have a sister can you imagine doing drugs drugs and her jerking you off yes I would kill myself that's different but still [ __ ] up that's your brother jerking you off I mean it's not ideal I don't have a brother I can't I mean dude I like was watching it sisters it's all hell it's hell for sure but dude having a brother it's crazy you and baby Billy that's crazy it's so I was sitting there with uh I was watching it last night with Britney and she was like I was like dude he's like visibly sick and she's like do you think you would get sick from that I thought about it immediately felt sick and I was like yeah I guess so I was like yeah that made my that turned my stomach immediately yeah who's your brother F would suck if it was one of your boys yeah exactly you know like you and me did something and I end you know

27:40 you ended up I feel like our situation would be different our situation would be different if we like Kiss just to make it a funny joke and then you ended up stroking me that'd be [ __ ] hilar crazy our situation would be different yeah our situ we'd have a different stit yeah that'd be different he was his his brother to be fair to your point Louis his brother was plowing so there was a woman involved so it's just the South Park episode with the aliens you see that one where they're like oh God you sucking my thing where like the Jewish aliens no I didn't see that it's great turns out Earth is a reality show and these aliens are coming to cancel it which is just they're going to blow up Earth and then the boys go and hang out with them and they start doing blow and they [ __ ] suck each other anyway to reminds me of just a hangover the next day being like Oh my God what' we do man yeah you do have to bury it and move on

28:32 like that was a you could you could file that under like that was a truly wild night yeah that was just drugs I if it was like if they're completely sober I would understand like wanting to [ __ ] kill yourself and like yeah but it's like you know people do crazy [ __ ] on drugs that's true and it's you know the problem is this is the thing I was wondering about is it like something where he's like dying to relive it that could be part of his revulsion cuz they were like kind of like he was like showing his brother's ass and jerking off there A lot of weird like inest [ __ ] even like uh the marold Schwarzenegger son like with the the the sister he was like is she a virgin I was like she's hot like why is she not like like it's so weird it was a weird sort of conversation yeah and then the younger the younger brother and the younger the sister sort of have like a little bit of like they're a little too close yeah

29:19 well the the older brother is like just a sexual Pig and then it's just coming full circle like the thing he prizes the most the older brother rules that's all we talking the whole week that's all we've been talking about CU D Roa is just calling people pigs and it's the funniest the best we had the pig rankings of all of our friends he's the top Pig really the top Pig I can't say it here you can say it I'll tell you later it was the funniest give me the first initial the first name nope but it was funny because he'd be furious really the top Pig who that's a compliment I'm hoping I think if you just do I don't know yeah I I could guess yeah I guess really how do you define a pig just Pig Behavior dude just the trout you put out the you put out the [ __ ] slop in the trout and they're [ __ ] drink drugs women oh yeah the most Vice man pigs maybe you I'm up there I'm a good pig that's why I assembled I on this trip I

30:13 took a Conor and D Roa yeah I needed the pigs to ride and I'm not going to go to the UK and [ __ ] not beat pigs you know pigs choose the best friend I saw this on my uh very ni Instagram algorithm yeah they choose a best friend and they'll have sleepovers with them what yeah they are super smart yeah I feel bad about eating bacon every time I see those like Pig pet Instagram videos I'm like [ __ ] that is kind of like eating a dog they're great guys yeah they're awesome I had we had a pig when I was growing up we had a little pig kicking around what' you do to it just chilled it used actually they're very sexual by the way they used to hump we had like an exercise ball yeah dude we had an exercise ball we threw it in the pen and it just like for real in front of all of us just humped it and [ __ ] all over it and we were all like d dogs are like dog dogs are the same they're just very like it's almost like aren't

31:00 you embarrassed like a dog just [ __ ] hump your leg and comee oh yeah you jack off on airplanes not in front of anybody imagine your loved ones were like that's just like jacking off in front of your family just coming on the couch I mean dude that's exactly what you would do on an airplane with no societal training if you saw like a hot flight attendant you would just go up to her and start being like no all right [ __ ] okay he like walk back maybe be like come on then just like fight you just fight your dad do go sleep by yourself in the corner yeah dogs do growl a little bit when they [ __ ] do they really yeah they bite the back of the other dog's neck look dogs can be hot little sh Shay shaneon sharpet how was it UK it was awesome it was nice it was nice uh yeah it was [ __ ] great but we went to the UFC fight on Saturday I didn't know there was one out there yeah it was in the same I was doing the same room the next

32:01 night it was great but I was we were sitting there and I was we were up close my the chair next to me had Jared Leto on it and I was waiting the whole time I was like damn Jared Leto's about to sit next to me this going to be crazy over [ __ ] talk to him about Thin Red Line he just never showed up [ __ ] but it was nice a guy from Philly beat the [ __ ] out of Leon Edwards that's sick yeah sea Brady and the entire anytime he had him ground and pound cuz the whole it was in London so everyone's cheering for M Leon anytime the whole time it was ground pound and Brady was just [ __ ] destroying him and I was just sitting there going go Birds Go bird they I haven't watched it back but you have to be able to hear it that's awesome and then after he won he was like all right thank you guys so much go Birds they play it was just the nicest moment that's awesome yeah he beat Leon Edward's ass [ __ ] him up dang yeah it

32:54 was crazy I got to meet Louis thoro he was with us that was awesome really yeah yeah yeah that dude rules yeah he ruled might be one of the best uh investigative yeah documentarians or whatever ever yeah he's the [ __ ] man ever [ __ ] do it where G came and hung out at the London show from Oasis oh really yeah he's the [ __ ] man yeah it was it was crazy yeah I've like apparently uh there's a lot of like drama with that whole band I didn't know Oasis yeah apparently I I could be wrong but I remember watch something on it haven't been together in 16 years yeah I mean that story might be more famous than any song they the fact that the Gallagher brothers hate each other yeah some [ __ ] they're not one maybe Liam jerked them off Anda I mean yeah would you like a wank how about a I did that on stage that's funny cuz I was talking about jacking off and I was like oh yeah you go how about having a wank it was nice

33:51 that is the funniest way to say Dublin uh I was talking about black people in Dublin boot what it was so funny when's Conor McGregor gonna become the president of viol they hated him did they I was shocked how much they hated him really he's a piece of [ __ ] he's one the top pigs he's one of the top pigs all time he's a huge pig the time Pig oh dude rape is a very big it's one of the biggest and he got for sure busted I thought see I thought it was allegations until the people that were in Dublin were pretty confident oh no I think he lost in yeah I heard he lost the case damn and then he like punched some old guy at a bar one time dude if you just like if you pig dud for real pig like he did beating up old people Pig Behavior Pig he like morphed his entire physical yeah his being just morphed in like a year from peing out but also like if an old guy's talking [ __ ] to you at a bar at what point do you punch him there's a

34:54 moment where you like yo [ __ ] this dude I'm gonna just beat this old guy's ass yeah I'll be honest I I wouldn't mind whooping the hell out of an old man every now and again I'll be honest bro just his bones are breaking they're all brittle yeah yeah I I yeah you can only take so much but I mean as a UFC fighter yeah you can't beat up an old man well the guy he tried to buy the old guy he was like hammering on coke he tried to buy him a drink and the old guy was like I don't want a drink and he was just offended that he wouldn't take his drink so then he punched him yeah it's whiskey though it was his own whiskey people hate his whiskey was like [ __ ] that I mean that's that's that's setting yourself up for just people if you if you're like a rich guy who starting a whiskey company in Ireland every everyone there is going like I don't want your [ __ ] whiskies terrible piss get it out of it that's

35:43 just a recipe for a giant Irish spaz the worst whiskey I've ever had in me life don't talk about me whiskey how dare you talk about me whiskey no Ireland I mean every every place over there London it's [ __ ] great Dublin rules uh yeah it was awesome yeah I I just I can't get over it they everyone American Outlets should be Universal across everything over there every other country on Earth does suck and going to it it's fun while you're there but then just little things that are different for no reason they the water they never give you water you can't get water they there's no ice for some reason yeah that's ice is a delicacy there they literally wait I got the hotel room service knocked on my door mhm and I was like what's up and they're like ice it was just a [ __ ] tray of ice I was like no bro are you serious what the [ __ ] going on why are they so anti- ice over there they hate ice and they

36:40 hate air conditioning I will say ice is a low tea thing though I said no yeah but where is it you should have it room temperature water room temperature water room temperature water that's what I drink see my up there sitting out love room temp it's my favorite thing yeah a big room temp water but if countryes being like we don't really do ice I'm going to be like that's [ __ ] up yeah it's stupid yeah bring some air conditioning they despise that's weird yeah it's uh the light switches nothing makes sense they have like turny dials andway light switches yeah they need to they need to put their pride aside and realize America figured out yeah I mean we have we have the best plugs plugs Ru bro their plugs have like voltage limits on them yeah you can't plug in are like weird wonky like alien shape it's embarrassing for real I am I'm embarrassed for the rest of the world and their domestic electrical

37:35 appliances they're 50/50 on deodorant no AC there's never Eric circulate I don't think there's a ceiling fan in Europe they don't have [ __ ] lights in the ceilings either it's all lamps and [ __ ] I can get down with lamps I do like lamps guys you're never going to believe it but this episode is brought to you by Call of Duty Call of Duty war zone fans the weight is finally only finally over for dance is back on April 3rd you heard that right the iconic map we all know and love is returning to Call of Duty war zone Matt why don't you take it from there experience all the chaos and relive the thrill you've been missing oh I've been missing it It's the Return of the map that started it all with fan favorit pois like Superstore prison Dam stadium and more I love a good POI visit visit beloved Drop Zones and familiar terrain and check out the Visual and gameplay enhancements that add new dimension New Dimensions to for

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39:22 to pick those things off the couch I thought you sat on it no no no no I was I was trying to roll them up and I hit the power button once then you'd think like if you hit the power button the thing turns the [ __ ] off yeah all it does so they give you a thing saying how many times the animal attempted to touch it which Apparently one day I don't know if this is right but it said 23 Jackson Matilda oh man Matilda was and now she sleeps like on the other side of the entire she doesn't even these are like pads that give electrical shocks animals try to go on the couch and I always whenever I'm do out a punishment I do like to try to like see what's up so I like I touched it nothing I'm like I was kind of like [ __ ] touching it like no guess it's not on and then I thought I turned it off picked it up and I was like it [ __ ] rocked me so [ __ ] everywhere you hit your tongue dude and then I like hit the

40:07 couch it got me three times what yeah dude cuz I kept trying to like hit the buttons I'm like it's got to be off and I would like start picking it up and just crushed me got to hold the button down three times yeah dude it [ __ ] rocked me I had three attempts on the meter too much moo on the brain bro you took too many supplements you can't get get shocked three times it's on you I know that was that was my bad but I also was just like how hard can this thing be I'll just it was just I got a little buzz I was like whatever second once I gripped it it was like I was like Dam how your cut did it heal up fully heal oh nice fully healed that's the supplements that's the subs bro I would have been scarred for three more years really yeah no that's the subs I also swam for an hour today I did one hour dude crazy it was I've never swam that long you get into an actual state with swimming might be you like just kept on

40:59 doing laps I I took breaks don't get me wrong I took breaks and I I did I did my aquaerobics in between so I would like run go back and forth which is I just people are sitting on their decks outside this morning I was watch people get up I mean cuz I'm not a good swimmer so like flash flash flash flash so hard yeah it but dude once the first 20 were rough once I got into like minute 30 and I I can't do free like I can only do this one I was doing just a slow low continuous like breast stroke dude at one point I did do like it's only like uh probably 25 M maybe back and forth or whatever but the uh when I did like 10 like this up down up down up down you get into a flow state where you just feel like a [ __ ] crocodile dude it's awesome I was in the water just gliding through the and slow too I was moving very slow just gliding through and I was like dude I got to start doing this alone just with your thoughts just

41:51 myself you can't no music you can't you can barely hear anything and like when you when you can't like keep going you start going under waterer like [ __ ] obviously it sucks so you're like you have this weird like primordial Panic kind of fueling you the whole especially when you're really tired you're like I got to make it to the other side you're like I would die if this was a real life I can't swim two laps I dude I'm telling you I could run I could run for like four or five miles pretty easily but I can't swim for [ __ ] it's totally different dude it's crazy it's crazy yeah it's so [ __ ] hard yeah I tried doing back I was doing all The Strokes too I was doing butterly back stroke's impossible to turn you got that butt true how do you see where you're going you can't see where you're going you can't see where you're going how you going to do that you got to check the markers on the true on the pool I might

42:35 set out some markers yeah it's like that's how you do it yeah I was try I was just looking at the pool like by my feet and being like all right I'm that far away and then towards the end I would just do a little yeah you got to stick your hands up I was trying to invent new Strokes too that was tough that's tough I came up with one where I just just it was just a feet kick and I just go like a platypus that's not very useful yeah swimming is where it's at cuz my the only reason I'm doing it my left knee's been [ __ ] up so I had to I had to take it to the water of course take it back to the source dude heal up you might be a seal dude I for real fell I it's it's hard to explain when you do an hour and and again I was taking plenty of breaks I can't swim continuously for an hour but like when I got on my nice stretches it's might maybe the best feeling ever so check it out hell yeah I don't know what does for

43:27 the tea but it's got to help the tea I would I would hope so it's got to help the tea I don't know why I'm trying to get like hard ass boners too I'm like what am I doing like I've been ripping these like just fly flight dude rock hard for a month I every now and again what happens to me on a flight if I had been drinking the night before I'll get like devilishly horny on a plane yeah devilishly yeah I with Oasis the night before in the O2 Arena yeah damn had a couple drinks all of just the one Oasis just the one they they never together that's [ __ ] man yeah but they're going back on tour what yeah hell freeze is over for Oasis yes they're coming back dude I'm excited for that dude wait till the brothers just slip into wonder wall they're going to look at each other be like I'm sorry brother I was being a bit Aon wasn't it's going to be it's going to be awesome maybe he invited he invited me to go he like bring whoever

44:26 you want damn they're they're going to do MetLife uh Soldier Field in the Rose Bowl sick in the United States sick and then they're going to do Mexico City and I was like maybe I'll do Mexico City Mexico City would be tight yeah a bunch of Mexican Oasis fans hilarious probably a lot of Mexican Oasis fans yeah I would have to imagine Oasis would hit the lads pretty hard yeah well who's going to build the Wonder Wall come on folks come on folks I was working on that what yeah and I was like it's too it's too bad so bad it's so bad yeah thought about it they might get scared of wonder wall they're very dreamy Bunch The Lads they are they're very dreamy I can see them getting down on some Oasis for sure what do you think the Latinos no Mexicans specifically Puerto Ricans I think would hate Oasis guess Puerto Ricans would angry and try to fight Oasis what other hits they had they had wonder wall Champagne Supernova Champagne

45:31 Supernova what's it called Don't Look Back In true that one album was just Banger after Banger what's is the what's the story is the name of the album yeah yeah it's got to piss you off if you're Oasis and then you're like get in a fight with your brother and then Cold Play comes out of nowhere like dude we could have been cold play yeah bigger Cold Play way bigger they probably [ __ ] can't stand they were like the new beetles like for a very long time they were crushing it and I mean they still you know they're they're both hilarious are they really any clip of them getting interviewed they're the funniest that's sick one of them I forget which brother it was but there's one they like how do you deal with hangovers he like straight back to the pub no questions asked don't dwell on it [ __ ] yeah dud Coldplay if you listen to Coldplay's new albums it's like they're it's insane dude what are they up to it

46:16 it's you can't I can't even put it into words yeah it it would be like for real if like uh it's probably like AI it's the stock market made music exactly it is very aiish some of the songs are just emojis just like the world world Emoji is one of the songs it's what do you mean like for the song title on Spotify is no words it's just like a globe Emoji [ __ ] them for that [ __ ] them dude I like sat down and I was like let me see what they're up to and I try to get into their latest album and I'm like bro this is insane but it's like genius from a perspective of like if you're trying to gather a ton of like 17 year olds or whatever and I am hold on what are we talking about here dude I was I can't get over the uh I was listening to I was in the obviously I was in the car with my wife but I was listening to not that innocent that song by Britney I Did It Again by Britney spe yeah that's a tough one that came on and

47:09 I was just like dude hey she didn't write this they were definitely adults writing yeah those songs for children that was the craziest period of just to thing about like we took so many Beauty came out I just watched American Beauty for the first time I never saw it on the flight oh [ __ ] hilarious it's awesome great movie it did make the boners a little uncomfortable oh no true yeah all these hot teens just a hot yeah high school kid constantly also like that the with h whatever Thor bur she's actually underage and does that nude scene her parents signed off on a nude scene who which one Thor bur one with the big tits I didn't know that the daughter or the other lady the daughter so when she Kevin spy be involved in something like that but she was like 16 when they filmed it and they the nude scene with a 16-year-old girl that's that's called a loophole folks getting the permission slip field trip permission slip it's to

48:05 just watch child born in American Beauty cuz it's art I was watching on the plane with a [ __ ] boner yeah but here's the thing Shane you already had a boner if I was your lawyer I would say if it pulsed did it pulse that's your business did not pulse don't disclose that we can talk about that P that's confidential that's lawyer that's lawyer client confidentiality hold on second I have to talk to my P like crazy I like to ask for a brief

48:42 recess covering your face oh yeah [ __ ] crazy Fu AR like I like to have that thrown out your honor objection did pulse yeah that's all that matters you get a boner the pulses are that's your even that I you could AR I could argue a pulse too I could stand in front of the good people and argue a pulse but guys that could be anything could have been anything little glitch for the twitch that 16-year-old's rocking t on her huge her huge be breasts they were covered in flowers that was the one thing the movie did didn't they cover no no that wasar the other girl shows her boobs you do know these girls Nam what true hey I can't believe you know the daughter from American Beauty's name dang it's turned into aari Thor buram I don't know any of the adult heard I don't know a single adult's name in that movie that's a crazy deep C too uh no Thora Birch yeah how do you not know her name who's the

49:47 girl from F minari you're the one who guy you have high tea bro yeah dude what are you talking about you know his name I'm pretty sure Mina saari was an adult in that movie like she [ __ ] what about Birch what what are some other movies you enjoyed her I don't know I don't know I can't name a s the actress in that old Romeo and Juliet movie uh oh I dude I love you know this you're out of your [ __ ] mind no no I got it [ __ ] I got it I really have this she just died what yeah that's how I know about this I didn't know about this yeah she was like 16 CP yeah they just film was that Leo too was that the Leo no no no that was [ __ ] flatchested CLA day and show those little shitty titties in your mind was that what's her [ __ ] name dude oh my give me the first letter [ __ ] I don't know Olivia Olivia last name Olivia hussy I she got a [ __ ] name punch WM D punch Walmart time topics you are going to get caught at

50:52 all Olivia Hy yeah hell yeah dude cuz when I was I was in high school they showed us that and we were all just like what she was so hot what happened in that one they just showed like they had a naked scene they also showed that guy's butt the Romeo's butt saw hit a sweet rocking ass Romeo's ass was [ __ ] delightful we should get more yeah there should beo when I saw that we were like lusting after this girl last time you saw high school was fair I we I mean we think we watched it on Legion of skanks we it's not illegal it's not illegal yeah what to watch it now if it's in a movie if it's in a movie yeah I might have been in the room I might have been on that episode that's why I'm like where do I remember this from yeah but you don't see like you do only see rocking asses for men on TV we got to start nice dog butt on yeah nobody's showing their like dude my ass I feel bad like I get naked

51:42 in the locker room now with my little PUD and my [ __ ] flabby ass it's so funny I just do it to make everyone else uncomfortable cuz the only everyone else in the locker room has a flappy no everyone locker room has if you're showing your ass and your dick it's cuz you have a nice ass and nice dick the other put a towel around themselves take their underwear down underneath the towel I don't do that anymore you just rip it yeah I rip it that's nice that's good it's pretty sick it's important yeah I'm at that age where I feel good naked in a locker room around other men I was thinking of that today they like dude gay dudes it rules for them they just go to a locker room and just see all these hot dudes with their [ __ ] out like they should have their own locker room nothing hateful there I'm just saying they should put I got to give per they deserve that perk in life yeah all the bullying all the stuff they

52:26 got to they got to peep your dong yeah it's only fair speaking of gay guys I watched uh this documentary on the uh Joplin tornado what happened with that thing it's just a giant F5 tornado that ripped through the middle of the town and killed like 60 people damn but they filmed this documentary every person that was in it was gay what they interviewed like three different people that were clearly gay one of them was a young boy newscaster from San Diego that wanted to be a meteorologist and he was corresponding with an adult meteorologist from Joplin they had a little thing going and he was like I'll tell you what we usually get crazy storms in May if you want to come by no and then the mom was like I'm coming with you what the [ __ ] so I think that guy might have been caught at Walmart by the mom but then had to be like n it's just a storm I don't know stormchaser but then the kid happened to

53:21 be there when the most devastating storm ever happened was his mommy there too Mom was there damn they made it out they were all right thank God if you get killed by a tornado also thank God he watch the documentary you can get rocked by that oh dude are you serious you going to a basement you're fine how then the house falls on you I don't understand how that works the biggest tornado the house gets lifted up tornado ever they got [ __ ] killed I don't believe it it would [ __ ] rock you so hard they were trying to drive natural disasters I just don't buy I was in a a hurricane they're trying to drive away from it they're one group of was getting chased by it one of the dudes got sucked out of the sunroof who the kid who went over there hang no no no he made it it was a different kid that you know he pulled out of the sunroof of a car I keep going them all gay yes he got launched out I mean that's kind of sick

54:12 that's yeah it's a great way to die if you got to die yeah no apparently it [ __ ] hurts cuz it's all debris you're just getting hit by glass and dirt that's going 300 miles cows you're getting hit by the worst [ __ ] ever Tire houses yeah dude you got watch an old lady on a bike just [ __ ] hit you in the side of the head I yeah I for real just thought you got launched like super high and fell I didn't realize all the debris would [ __ ] kill the debris just hurts yeah Sting bro the one he's getting pegged by debris you get so D in your eye be 600t up like God damn it wait till you hear this because it ripped through all this old dead soil and Dead uh vegetation it had fungus in the air that was like a flesh eating fungus that got into people and killed a bunch of people oh no yeah it was it was they have flesh eating fungus in their dirt everyone does that sucks yeah oh you thinking about your garden

55:05 yeah i' been saw that I saw that face I've been playing it fast and loose with my hands in the garden I just added another roly poy to my garden today dude you added it I find them I find them walking around I keep in my hand toss them in my garden that's nice what do they do they're just good they they break stuff down eat other pests nice very beneficial for gardens I didn't know that I was [ __ ] with Ry Pol my whole life so yeah everyone watching those [ __ ] when I find them everyone [ __ ] those watch roll up and you go toss them yeah yeah like they fine I used to tear the legs off of daddy longle spiders yeah and the leg still just a little [ __ ] ball i' love to condemn you but I've seen a couple of those legs come off and keep moving yeah they just keep yeah it's pretty sick yeah damn so you turn it into just a [ __ ] head just Daddy just a daddy just a regular Daddy yeah that must be crazy just be a

56:05 [ __ ] legless daddy longle trying to like interpret the world and just sitting there like it's got to be terrifying yeah sucks poor guy but yeah we used to do stuff like that frogs all that [ __ ] yeah I never did anything a handful of like bugs I would torture but not really even torture I mean I guess it's torture if you're tearing yeah yeah it's literally a medieval form of torture they did that to William Wallace a daddy long leg say Mercy we [ __ ] uh yeah but did they uh you hurt them well here's the thing because they say they don't have the pain receptors but even if it doesn't hurt it's still got to be experienced as a giant inconvenience yeah yeah to just be like you know on your peas and qes trying to munch some ants and all of a sudden you just all your legs have been ripped off you're just rolling yeah not even rolling they can't even roll at that point they just yeah kind of just a disc they're just

56:59 like a little observation point they're just until they die yeah probably quickly yeah yeah it's probably sweet for bird they grow their legs back no not like they grow their legs back worms can do some weird stuff like that yeah but no I don't think a daddy long leg spawns legs I don't think they could survive the like period of growing new legs you know crabs do what you ever watch them rip off their claw no yeah they'll rip off their own arms they get or better yeah [ __ ] it'll take it one [ __ ] claw and just go what the [ __ ] just sit there crabs that you ever watch moose shed their and deer and [ __ ] their an sh that is pretty sick they just stand there and they go like this and both their antlers fall off and they get scared oh [ __ ] they just take I've never seen them knock them off I've just seen them just like scratch them no they'll [ __ ] literally just shake their head and their antlers fall off and they they

57:55 take off it's pretty fun and it's pretty tight anyway that should probably be the end of the episod bigger betters how we doing oh I thought we I thought we were well passed never mind I was going to switch over I know you guys have I know you have to get to your Mr Beast I got to interview Mr Beast Mr Beast himself interviewing me that that that' be great we'll see he did Kill Tony with me and Matt oh give you a little inside get me on dude I'll try to help get me on I that would be the best talk to Mr Beast the best it would also add a lot of viewers I promise otherwise actually your viewers yeah no they don't want my viewers no yeah true You' be in the middle of taping they' be like actually taking you no I hope you can you stop naming underage girls that have been naked in movies like what what I'm just saying it's not your fault they were in the movie yeah it's not my fault I'm sorry

58:46 that I'm a movie buff yeah yeah you're just a consumer you didn't do it that is crazy to be a d like what what trophy are you going at like you don't need it you could totally bro it was totally fine until after American Beauty it made it that far yeah I think the last one where they put a child true a naked child in the movie that is true you know we we yeah at that time we definitely were like parading kids around and like putting them in makeup and making remember like Brook Shields and [ __ ] what was it the Blue Lagoon no I dude I when I was a kid I would beat my dick until it was [ __ ] I mean until it was in pain to that movie and I believe she was a genuine child how old was Brook Shields in Blue Lagoon she had to be a like yeah maybe all right L like 14 I've heard I feel like I I feel like I heard of this movie when I was younger like my older brothers would talk about this but I

59:43 don't remember yeah it was like a brother and sister also that kid's ass was sweet and Blue Lagoon 14 nailed L dang L mer that's even worse L one of the all time pigs yeah dude they just it was B what was she doing in the Blue Lagoon it was her it was her brother and her were Shipwrecked and then they were like on an island and just they were both just naked the whole time and they start banging and that's the whole movie her brother it is just a straightup child born movie incest child porn too yeah I believe that was the premise of it I don't know I never got past the first minutes it's the Blue Lagoon oh they cousins they were cousins he had a sweet ass I remember hold on you're H and they couldn't get off the island and then they waited as long as I could damn they had a re they had to repopulate the island with Southerners yeah dude they start they start banging into I guess create a

1:00:51 societ I have no idea I don't know if they ever get rescued I remember just seeing as a kid being like she's so beautiful I mean yeah that's a wretched thing to put onto a kid's like mind being like and this guy gets stuck with his cousin on island have sex you're 14 you're like I know exactly what cousin he start getting I know exactly which cousin I'm thinking of like Mom I'd like to do a carnival cruise we don't see each other as a family every time that boat rocks you're like this is it it says online that she did they did use a body double for the nude scenes jacking off to the wrong I've been jacking off to an adult not for the boy though just for her the boy was 18 and it's suddenly awesome again damn shout out to that kid that boy he get to he was 18 dude sweet ass his name is Chris Atkins I know that did you just know that okay I know who Christopher Atkins is let me take a look at this movie also as as a

1:02:05 Cas casting directors got to be crazy to be like we're trying to have someone who can pass as a naked 14-year-old girl and then they got to that might be the ultimate Transcendent Pig who got to go through man this is child porn it's straight up child porn dude the [ __ ] that's the oh dude I'm just looking at the posters for the movie looks like they remade it no in 2012 blue lagon The Awakening probably two 40y old fat lesbians uh Eric Bross and Mikel Solomon were the directors and put those boys on a list you know yeah they remade it oh you know how many times you have to watch the original movie to remake it yeah that's nuts to remake to be like let's run that one back yeah although Romeo and Juliet technically they were probably like 12 in the original story M maybe but that was when back then dude Shakespeare times that's when you'd have a baby get married have a baby no that's fair life expectancy of like

1:03:14 25 so yeah no that's true I'm not going to put that on them it is weird though that every every like a lot of women shows are SED around High School Romance it's true yeah so with that that was that was was that show on HBO now with zenoria yeah Euphoria but even before that all those like soapy WB things they're all like high school things that like a lot of like adult women would watch and it's just it's like high schoolers like making out and simulating sex scenes so well that was like that movie uh it follows it's about high school kids do you see it follows love that movie it was pretty sick yeah it's a [ __ ] horror movie about an STD like yeah I'll tell you what get me get me going stranger things shows hot as hell yeah it follows is pretty wild though it's actually it's the first time I was like scared in a movie in a long time yeah creepy that's the one where the you've seen it follows

1:04:09 I've never seen it there's a scene where the the thing that it follows just turns into Pedro looks exactly like Pedro Selenas really so F I've never seen that oh it was me and beaser loved that [ __ ] was that a Stephen King no that you're thinking of it true no he did a new movie or he did a new show that was on HBO like five years ago yeah that was uh about a guy who's in the same place in two places kind of like the stranger or some [ __ ] The Outsider yeah it was the outs that's what it was Outsider yeah we now hell yeah let's go straight into the patreon yeah we've got plenty more incredible stories for you for sure Louis is going to give us more tips on kid nudity movies

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Who speaks in "Ep 552 - The Biggest Pig (feat. Luis J. Gomez)"?

Matt McCusker (Host), Shane Gillis (Host), Luis J. Gomez (Guest).

What is "Ep 552 - The Biggest Pig (feat. Luis J. Gomez)" about?

The discussion explores the significance of video gaming, particularly titles like Call of Duty and MLB the Show, in the lives of modern men, highlighting themes of loneliness and connection through gaming. The conversation also touches on the representation of diverse characters in gaming and the sometimes absurd elements of gameplay, including high school sports.

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9 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Daily Beast, Oasis, Conor McGregor, American Beauty, Blue Lagoon, Jared Leto. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

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The episode runs 1 h 5 min; the transcript is about 13,736 words in 74 timestamped sections.

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