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Billie Eilish and Her Absurd Uninformed Friends Bash ICE at the Grammys, with Jesse Kelly

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· 15 min · 2,795 words · 25 timestamped sections

This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Billie Eilish and Her Absurd Uninformed Friends Bash ICE at the Grammys, with Jesse Kelly", an episode of Megyn Kelly published February 2, 2026 (15 min, about 2,795 words). It mentions 8 people, works and ideas, including Crypto Megan, Jesse Kelly, Justin Bieber, Caroline Levit, Tonga.

What this episode is about

The discussion highlights concerns about the increasing influence of extreme ideologies among medical professionals and the potential implications for public safety and governance. It critiques the complacency of society in believing that fringe beliefs won’t permeate critical institutions, emphasizing the need for vigilance against radical views gaining traction in essential roles, particularly in healthcare.

Key takeaways

  • When chaos meets healthcare, brace yourself—revenue of the nursing profession may soon overshadow patient care.
  • Lunatics are no longer confined to street corners; they've infiltrated institutions, and that’s a recipe for disaster.
  • Grammys' performers showcase talent but often lack awareness—Justin’s wisdom is about as deep as a kiddie pool.
  • Billie Eilish's high-value advocacy for ICE? Priceless hypocrisy wrapped in a designer ensemble on unceded land.
  • As society devolves into entertainers dispensing wisdom, remember: Rome’s artists sang while emperors ruled, not the other way around.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 3:00: Jesse Kelly, Caroline Levit, Justin Bieber, Usha Vance
  2. – 6:00: Tonga
  3. – 9:00: Crypto Megan, James Woods
  4. – 12:00: Birch Gold Group
  5. – 15:00: Crypto Megan

Notable quotes from "Billie Eilish and Her Absurd Uninformed Friends Bash ICE at the Grammys, with Jesse Kelly"

  • I've been channeling so much Jesse Kelly these days because when I see these lunatics and the nurses, Jesse, just like you said, they're everywhere. The crazy videos hoping Caroline Levit.
    about Jesse Kelly · at
  • Honestly is dumb as two bananas. He's so stupid. There's nothing in between those ears. He's a good singer and he likes to wear his underwear a lot. That we know, we know those…
    about Justin Bieber · at
  • Unseated land of the Tongva people. wait a minute, Billy. It's on ancestral land. The county of Los Angeles formerly recognizes that it occupies land originally and still…
    about Tonga · at
  • And James Woods said, Well, here's how it works in Hollywood. You can write the best movie in the world, have the best actors, have this and that. If you don't have enough gays in it, enough black.
    about James Woods · at
  • That gold has risen over 700% in the last 20 years. and a never- ending list of reasons smart Americans diversify a portion of their savings into precious metals with Birch…
    about Birch Gold Group · at
  • Something else entirely. It's not like these are introspective people who sit at home and consume the news. They're not listening to the Megan Kelly show on the wonderful…
    about Crypto Megan · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Crypto Megan — Person · Host / main speaker · 2 mentions · first at
    Leads the conversation, frames the critique of politicized nurses and Grammy speeches, and prompts Jesse Kelly for analysis.
  • Jesse Kelly — Person · Main guest / referenced commentator · 2 mentions · first at
    Provides the episode’s core argument: radicals move from fringe to institutions; also expands the critique of celebrity political messaging and institutional incentives.
  • Justin Bieber — Person · Referenced public figure (criticized) · 1 mention · first at
    Cited as another celebrity example of political commentary at/around the Grammys; speaker dismisses his competence on policy issues.
  • Caroline Levit — Person · Referenced political figure / alleged target of online hostility · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the opening segment as someone allegedly targeted by hostile comments wishing harm during childbirth; used to illustrate perceived extremism.
    Lunatics and the nurses, Jesse, just like you said, they're everywhere. The crazy videos hoping Caroline Levit is hurt during her delivery, hoping Usha Vance is the ones…
  • James Woods — Person · Referenced public figure / cited source · 1 mention · first at
    Invoked as an authority-by-example to explain how DEI incentives allegedly function in Hollywood awards systems (Oscars) and, by analogy, in music awards.
  • Usha Vance — Person · Referenced public figure / alleged target of online hostility · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned alongside Caroline Leavitt as a target of extreme rhetoric; used to support the segment’s claim about politicization and hostility in institutions.
    Like you said, they're everywhere. The crazy videos hoping Caroline Levit is hurt during her delivery, hoping Usha Vance is the ones calling for allout assaults with needles and like fatal medication by nurses in these hospital.

Places & events

  • Tonga — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of discussing the ancestral land where a celebrity's property is located, highlighting indigenous history.

Sponsors

  • Birch Gold Group — Company · Sponsor · 1 mention · first at
    Promoted as a solution for diversifying savings into precious metals, particularly gold, during economic uncertainty.

Full transcript with timestamps

I've been channeling so much Jesse Kelly these days because when I see these lunatics and the nurses, Jesse, just like you said, they're everywhere. The the crazy videos hoping Caroline Levit is hurt during her delivery, hoping Usha Vance is the ones calling for allout assaults with needles and like fatal medication by nurses in these hospital. Thankfully, they are getting fired and they're getting their licenses revoked, at least if they are in Florida. But like this whole thing has been revenge of the nurses. Can you speak to that?

Because you you called that long ago. Well, I we make a mistake. We all make a mistake. I've made this mistake, but we certainly made this mistake in America when we when we think back to the real the the the communists on the street corners, right? The the crazies on the corner with the signs and the pink hair and the nose rings. And it's human nature to look at those people and think, well, they're so deranged or they're so crazy. They're so stupid that that yeah, it's annoying, right? They may screw up traffic, but I I can avoid them. They're never going to actually I'm never going to have to encounter these people in my life. And of course, because of all their failings, they're never going to rise and and and actually achieve important positions in society.

They're too crazy. They're too stupid. But that is so insanely naive. History tells a completely different story that when you get enough of these bottom barrel losers like this, they will eventually work their way through institutions and they will pilot your planes. They will be standing over your bed as you're in a hospital needing life-saving care. They will be in critical positions in the government. They will be judges. They they're not going to stay on the street corners forever. And they did not. And it I honestly don't like to dwell on it, Megan, because all of us at some point in time have a hospital visit in our future. And besides the education profession and maybe the legal profession, the takeover of the medical profession by these monsters is probably the scariest thing to sit and dwell on when you think about what that means for you. Put your MEGA hat away when you go to the hospital.

Yeah. My scarily. Yes. Um All right. And also when you go to the Grammys. I mean, let me tell you my number one takeaway from last night. There's a ton of mental illness in the music industry. That's one. And number two, not to put put you find a point on it, but I just sat there like, "Sing for me, bitch." That's how I felt. Sing. Sing. I don't support anything you're doing. I'll never buy your album, but I will sit and listen to your music if I like it. Sing. Do it. Dance. Do it. Watch. I'll watch you and I'll listen. I won't give you any money. I don't give two shits what your thoughts are on politics. Now sing right now. That's how I felt like you absolute jerk losers.

Nothings. Justin Bieber is Canadian and is out there with his get out ice pin. I and honestly is dumb as two bananas. He's so stupid. There's nothing in between those ears. He's a good singer and he likes to wear his underwear a lot. That we know, we know those things about Justin Bieber. The the thought that this guy's gonna advise us on how to handle one of the most complex pernicious problems in America is so gling. And then there's there's the the the fashion. I mean, here's Billy Isish who might be the most depressed person in America. I mean, I like all of her music is like So, she shows up and she's ready um to talk about ice with her disgusting outfit. Truly, she was one of the worst dressed, not the worst. We can talk about that in a minute because Jesse, I'm sure, wants to talk about best dressed and worst dressed. Um but here she was with a message just like her fellow artists for ICE and saw eight.

No one is illegal on stolen land. It's good. Okay. And yeah, it's just really hard to know what to say and what to do right now. And I just I feel really

is it hopeful in this room and I feel like we just need to keep fighting and speaking up and protesting and our our voices really do matter and the people matter and um say sorry.

You look like a domino. You you literally look like the human embodiment of a domino, which is a great game, but it wouldn't really be my motivation for the Grammys. I I mean, what? Okay. Um, she, like everybody else who got up there to lecture us, has got more money than God. Her property records reveal she's got she paid 14 million for her LA estate back in 2023.

Yeah. And, uh, the property spans, Jesse, nearly four acres on an oak treestudded hillside, gated. Gated, of course. accessed via a very long uh sineuously winding driveway. No part of the house itself is visible from the street, but it's quite large. Uh, six bedrooms, seven baths, nearly 7,000 square ft. It's located on the ancestral unseated land of the Tongva people. Uh, wait a minute, Billy. It's on ancestral land. The county of Los Angeles formerly recognizes that it occupies land originally and still inhabited and cared for by the Tongva along with other indigenous groups. She has a net worth of well over $50 million, of course. And um Billy is just fine with her 247 security team and her gates and her four acres uh outside of LA, but the rest of us need to live ungated, unprotected, without all the acreage and just deal with the murderous raping illegals that she wants sicked on us or we're bad

people. You know, I've got actually a few things to say about these nutballs, Megan.

Yes, I need you to say them. First, uh, the people can criticize the Romans, the most wonderful society in the history of mankind, the longest lasting. They gave more improvements to the planet than any other empire in the history of the world. But the Romans had a lot of things figured out very, very well. You said, "Just sing for me." Well, that's exactly how the Romans viewed artists. The R the Romans loved plays. They loved music. They absolutely adored these things. But they also understood that generally the practitioners of these things should never ever ever ever ever make decisions of any kind in a society. High society Romans. It was actually a scandal. If they were even seen talking to a musician and an actor, they regarded them as the same level as prostitutes.

And you can say that's mean and that's insulting. But I would invite everybody to go watch the Grammys and tell me just how far the Romans were off. They nailed it exactly. I don't need to argue politics with Billy Isish Elish. I don't even know who this woman is. In the same way I don't need to argue politics with a monkey. Her job is there to sing. She is not there to make decisions. Should never make decisions in a society. I don't argue with my dog over what to have for dinner. And I don't argue with Billy Isish about how to handle immigration for a country of 300 million people. That's not something that would ever happen in a million years. And more than anything else, Megan, what they are is because we have such a corrupted system in this country, we have all these cultural institutions that are that are taken over by these monsters.

What they're doing is they're trying to get access to the upper floors of the building. And you have to check certain boxes to get access to the upper floors of the building. For instance, I want to make sure he gets credit for it. The wonderful actor James Woods gave an interview recently. I don't remember who was. Sorry to not give that person credit, but James Woods was actually talking about the Oscars. And they were talking to him about DEI in Hollywood. And James Woods said, "Well, here's how it works in Hollywood. You can write the best movie in the world, have the best actors, have this and that. If you don't have enough gays in it, enough black people in it, enough this. If your movie is not if that if it doesn't have enough DEI, then boom, you've run into the ceiling, you can't get all the way up to the Oscar, that is a box you must have checked. Think of it like a security card. If you can't scan it and get

through that door, there's no Oscar for you. So, you have to start throwing that stuff in there. These musicians are the exact same way. Would you like $10 million to play at the next uh Democrat National Convention? $10 million can be yours. pay for that house and that security. But we're going to need 30 seconds from you at the Grammys troll rolling out the Democrat line about how every single foreign barbarian should be able to move into your neighborhood and eat your cat. That's what you have to do if you want that $10 million. It's the way you get to move on up the building.

And that's what they're doing. They're just morons giving the company line because it keeps moving them up the floors. That's all it does. Remember when that idiot Mmore or whatever that dork's name is? I think he won a Grammy for like the worst song ever because it was all about gay people. That's the only reason he won it. It was worst song ever. I think it was like tuned and everything else, but he made it gay enough. Boom. Grammy. There you go.

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That's it. I love it. They I I really don't give a about what their feelings are on politics. I will listen to them sing. I won't pay for the money uh pay the money to listen to it because I won't support them. But I do feel the need to mock them that they think they can come into our lane and talk politics. Same as I don't know about Shabuzzi. He sounds like a man who might need a 30-day in in-house treatment program, but whatever. I'm not going to opine on his music or how music's made because that's not my lane.

And I have news for you Shabuzzi. And also we're gonna see singer Keelani, Samara Joy, and also I think it's just those three in this clip. Um, you don't know anything about politics either. Stop three.

That I say is that everybody is so powerful in this room and in this room later and together we're stronger in numbers to speak against all the injustice going on in the world right now. Yeah. So instead of letting it be just a couple few here and there, I hope everybody's inspired to join together as a community of artists and speak out against what's going on. And I'mma leave this and say, "Fuck ICE. I want to stand up. You know, I don't want to draw attention to myself all the time without recognizing the humanity between myself and all the people around the world who are experiencing such tragedies.

Immigrants built this country literally. Um Actually um so this is for them now for all children of immigrants. This is also for those who came to this country in search of better opportunity to be a part of a nation that promised freedom for all and equal opportun opportunity to everyone willing to work for it. Thank you for bringing your culture, your music, your stories and your traditions here. You give America color. I love y'all so much. Thank you.

Okay, Jesse, it's so dishonest. It's so freaking dishonest to pretend that this is about immigrants. It has nothing to do with immigrants. There's lots of immigrants in the country right now. We don't bother them. They came in legally. They jumped through the right hoops. We don't bother them. The first lady is an immigrant. All right. We don't bother them. It's the illegal immigrants who need to get the f out. And so, like, this is just so blatantly dishonest. Is he dumb or dishonest? We we should play that game for everybody. We're going to go through your thoughts.

I think it's dumb. And maybe maybe even dumb as being a little mean. Although you know how mean I actually am, Megan. I I think it's more programmable. You know what hit me when I was just watching that saw of all these people and I f I all this other stuff. I would love to play a replay. In fact, I think I'm going to go dig this up. A replay of what the Grammys were like during CO and how many of these people got up and told people to take the facts and get your shot and did all these other things during CO. And what it shows is just they're just robots. I mean, they're just they're just robots not wearing very much clothing. And you just upload to them like a robot whatever the latest software update is of the day, whatever the latest comedy talking points are, and they'll go out there and say it. You could you could I promise you if if there was enough propaganda and money behind it next year at the Grammys, you

could get all these people to go out there and give a speech on whale farts smelling good. And it sounds ridiculous, but I guarantee if you put enough money incentive behind it and and get promise them there'd be a potential Grammy and there'd be great publicity behind it and you're going to get in US Weekly for it and you're going to get invited to this concert. Every single one of these morons would go up there and talk about how wonderful whale farts are and then the next year it would be something else and then the next year it would be something else entirely. It's not like these are introspective people who sit at home and consume the news. They're not listening to the Megan Kelly show on the wonderful Sirius XM. They're not informed about anything at all at all about anything. They're just robots. You just put in a little software update beep and they roll out there and say the next thing. I find it to be so boring.

And and like I said, they're people who really just shouldn't be taking seriously at all. Thanks so much for watching. If you like what you just saw, hit the subscribe button for more clips and full episodes.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Billie Eilish and Her Absurd Uninformed Friends Bash ICE at the Grammys, with Jesse Kelly"?

Megyn Kelly (Guest), Jesse Kelly (Guest), Billie Eilish (Guest), Justin Bieber (Guest).

What is "Billie Eilish and Her Absurd Uninformed Friends Bash ICE at the Grammys, with Jesse Kelly" about?

The discussion highlights concerns about the increasing influence of extreme ideologies among medical professionals and the potential implications for public safety and governance. It critiques the complacency of society in believing that fringe beliefs won’t permeate critical institutions, emphasizing the need for vigilance against radical views gaining traction in essential roles, particularly…

What is mentioned in this Megyn Kelly episode?

8 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Crypto Megan, Jesse Kelly, Justin Bieber, Caroline Levit, Tonga, James Woods. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Billie Eilish and Her Absurd Uninformed Friends Bash ICE at the Grammys, with Jesse Kelly"?

The episode runs 15 min; the transcript is about 2,795 words in 25 timestamped sections.

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