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Megyn Kelly's Theory About What's REALLY Happening with Harry and Meghan, with Maureen Callahan

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· 8 min · 1,579 words · 35 timestamped sections

This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Megyn Kelly's Theory About What's REALLY Happening with Harry and Meghan, with Maureen Callahan", an episode of Megyn Kelly published November 13, 2025 (8 min, about 1,579 words). It mentions 22 people, works and ideas, including Khloe Kardashian, World Series, Ukraine, Lacy Michelle, trauma bonding.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 3:00: World Series, Khloe Kardashian, Lacy Michelle, Ukraine
  2. – 6:00: Khloe Kardashian, Alfred Kinsey, Instagram, Kris Jenner
  3. – 8:13: Birch Gold Group, Birch Gold Group, Black Friday, Central Bank

Notable quotes from "Megyn Kelly's Theory About What's REALLY Happening with Harry and Meghan, with Maureen Callahan"

  • Oh,, it's, not, saving, it, up, for, the 70-year-old Kardashian.
    about Khloe Kardashian · at
  • Mhm. He seems it's it's you know again like a correlary to Michelle and Craig, brother Craig very afraid.
    about Lacy Michelle · at
  • You, know,, you've, heard, of, trauma bonding.
    about trauma bonding · at
  • Yes., And, from, his, look, in, that, video, and his look at Kris Kardashian, Kris Jenner, it, seems, pretty, clear, the, bloom, is, off the rose. And now that they've just looked at each other without all those.
    about Kris Jenner · at
  • Opra's list. Boom. Was Chris Jenner like number four in the initial remember that initial run of the Slimy Jam as Kinsey calls it.
    about Alfred Kinsey · at
  • We, want, the, Sydney, Sweeney, types,, the legit stars, the Tom Bradies. We do not want these glomers in Monteceto who whom are loathed by everybody.
    about Monteceto · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Khloe Kardashian — Person · 4 mentions · first at
  • Lacy Michelle — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Kris Jenner — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Kris Kardashian — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Yes., And, from, his, look, in, that, video, and his look at Kris Kardashian, Kris Jenner, it, seems, pretty, clear, the, bloom, is, off the rose. And now that they've just looked at each other without all those.
  • Alfred Kinsey — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Moren Sweeney — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Tell what this assortment of celebrities had to do with each other. like Tom Brady was there, Sydney Sweeney was there. there were weird famous people who just it seemed like a just like let's get some names, you know.
  • Andreas Craig — Person · 1 mention
  • Marketing Harry — Person · 1 mention

Companies & orgs

  • Instagram — Company · 1 mention · first at
    And, and, famous, people, got, it, and, how to put it on Instagram and it was numbered like she was a dummy.
  • Birch Gold Group — Company · 1 mention · first at
    It's the one time of year that Birch Gold Group gives away free gold with every qualifying purchase. That's right.

Concepts & topics

  • World Series — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
    Called it the Super Bowl win, but it's baseball, so it's not the Super Bowl win. It's the World Series win.
  • trauma bonding — Concept · 1 mention · first at
  • Slimy Jam — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Opra's list. Boom. Was Chris Jenner like number four in the initial remember that initial run of the Slimy Jam as Kinsey calls it.
  • Black Friday — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    For Black Friday, when you convert an existing IRA or 401k in whole or in part into a tax sheltered IRA in gold, Birch Gold will send free gold to your home for every $20,000 purchased. Gold.
  • Central Bank — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Ounce. By October, it was over $4,000 an ounce. Why? Global uncertainty. 2025 has been defined by trade wars. Central banks are pulling from the US dollar as the global reserve currency. And military tension continues to build.
  • US Dollar — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Ounce. Why? Global uncertainty. 2025 has been defined by trade wars. Central banks are pulling from the US dollar as the global reserve currency. And military tension continues to build.
  • Gold — Concept · 1 mention
  • IRA — Concept · 1 mention
  • Meexit — Concept · 1 mention

Places & events

  • Ukraine — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Yes., Who, that?, Whoever, got, this, this, is, forget, wartorrn, Ukraine., This, is the photo of the year. And why I think is because we, got, to, zoom, in, on, Harry's, eyes, please. The.
  • Monteceto — Place · 1 mention · first at

Sponsors

  • Birch Gold Group — Sponsor · 1 mention · first at
    It's the one time of year that Birch Gold Group gives away free gold with every qualifying purchase. That's right.

Full transcript with timestamps

First of all, I would like to nominate this photo for photo of the year. Yes., Who, that?, Whoever, got, this,

this, is, forget, wartorrn, Ukraine., This, is the photo of the year. And why I think is because

we, got, to, zoom, in, on, Harry's, eyes, please. The the, whole, face, is, incredible., He's, like he's like slack. He's like googly. He's like I'm I'm like eight drinks in. Um you know, this is this is not the first time he's done this. There's no way this is the first time he's done this.

Oh,, it's, not, saving, it, up, for, the 70-year-old Kardashian. No,, no,, no., I, c, I, can, only, imagine, the um the people the luminaries we have been uh in contact with who Harry has comported himself thusly. And this is actually who she's dealing with behind closed doors. This is a middle-aged man a prince of the blood who has been around highpowered people. And like this is where the tether with Andrew comes in.

It's, just, so, sleazy, and, smarmy, and immature. And this is the guy she goes home with every night. And and doesn't this this is like the yin to the yang of that fake on my video the other day. I called it the Super Bowl win, but it's baseball, so it's not the Super Bowl win. It's the World Series win.

Um, when, they, did, that, fake, Oh,, yes. And, he's, sitting, there, like, "Oh, my, god,, what, the, hell, did, I, marry?

How, did, I, marry, it? Why, is, it, there, bothering, me, again?" Yeah. the the contempt that like in his body posture like if she's trying to get the room fake excited, right? And only her friend is complying.

Yeah. And, he's, sitting, there, like,, "Oh,, you like I need a drink." He, looks, like, he's, lost, the, will, to, live in that image in that video. He I've never se First of all, I don't He was all alone. Like he has no friends. Like game seven of the World Series, a Super Bowl, that's when you have like your guy friends over. Yes.

And, you, order, beer, and, pizza, and, junk food and you just you just hang out. It's like a lazy grape fun Sunday. It's an it's one of those few monocultural events that are left, right? And he's alone and he's got one arm slung over his head and they're like the furniture is so grim. It's like lazy boy adjacent you know, for like a royal. And she comes hopping over like and he you can tell he doesn't know what's going on. Like he doesn't know what's going on

right?, He, hasn't, realized, this, is, for, a a social media video. This is not real.

And, he, doesn't, even, seem, to, know, what she's up to. None, of, us, did. None, of, us, did., He And and at first he puts his arm up like like defensive like no don't don't come in my space.

In, which, he, spoke, for, us, all for, real., Like, yes,, go., Yeah., And, then and then he realizes, oh, there's something go there's a tableau that I'm not aware of yet, but I better play ball. Like he does seem a bit afraid. Mhm. He seems it's it's you know again like a um correlary to Michelle and Craig, brother Craig very afraid.

So, can, I, say, this?, I, think, Oh,, we, we have it. Wait. Okay, we can watch it since we're talking about it. Let's watch it.

Oh, my, god. Eyes off of her almost immediately. I'm, sorry, to, the, listening, audience. This is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Oh, my, god. He's, not, even, stirring, like, he's, heard this before. No,, he's, not, even, remotely, motivated, to stand up and hug her or celebrate with her or tell her to shut up and not at all. Um, so wait, what was I going to Oh, I think something is happening with them. This is my armchair analysis.

You, know,, you've, heard, of, trauma bonding. Mhm. I think they convinced themselves that they were, you know, put upon, they were attacked, whatever, that they were in the midst of a trauma when they were first getting together or after they got married because the evil racist royal family. They couldn't be first. They were behaving like spoiled brats. They didn't like the size of their castle. They manifested it all into we're getting bullied.

We're, not, getting, the, things, we, want. They don't appreciate us. This alleged story, about, how, he, ran, around saying she's going to kill herself and she did too. And everybody was like, "No one cares." Okay, sure. Um and and so like then they did mexit and they that was spun up into like trauma for them right? As opposed to what they were doing to the royal family and the and the queen, humiliating her.

And, now, the, trauma's, kind, of, quieted down Moren. Right. The, initial, surge, of, hormones, has quieted down.

Yes. And, now, the, real, people, are, stuck looking at each other. Yes., And, from, his, look, in, that, video, and his look at Kris Kardashian, Kris Jenner,

it, seems, pretty, clear, the, bloom, is, off the rose. And now that they've just looked at each other without all those like ornaments to make it more exciting

they're, displeased. I, couldn't, agree, with, you, more., And, you know those those um

Oh,, there's, the, closeup. Oh., Oh., Oh., Oh., Oh. It's, still, so, far, away, from, us, in

No,, but, you, can, you, can, make, it, out., I saw it on the internet when all the men were like, "Harry, you can't do it."

He's, got, like, a, halfcocked, grin., I, mean, he's looking at her like an object, like a thing he could potentially purchase and take home.

Well,, it, is, a, Kardashian. No,, listen,, I, I, I, couldn't, agree, with you more, but it's so unroyal, you know? It's And and Megan like an idiot, she's she's either willfully ignoring it because she's seen this happen before or she doesn't see it, but she's got

she's, on, a, mission, of, her, own., like, I need an access I need access. They could tweet something out for me about as ever and next thing you know I I'm back on Opra's list. Boom. Was Chris Jenner like number four in the initial remember that initial run of the Slimy Jam as Kinsey calls it.

Uh, and, and, famous, people, got, it, and, how to put it on Instagram and it was numbered like she was a dummy.

Oh,, I, forgot, about, that., Yes., Yes., I don't remember pretty high. Chris was pretty high. Well, and like they're they all they need each other. Like Sanchez Kardashian, you know, she went to the space launch

right?, But, so, Sanchez,, interesting. Harry and Megan were not on the wedding invite list.

That's, true., Yeah,, I, hadn't, considered that. You're right. Well, that probably drove her crazy.

You, know,, there, there, were, all, matter. It was a It was sort of Megan Markleesque in that like you couldn't tell what this assortment of celebrities had to do with each other. like Tom Brady was there, Sydney Sweeney was there. Um there there were weird weird famous people who just it it seemed like a just like let's get some names, you know.

Of, course,, we, all, know, that's, what happened, but, not, those, two,, right?

They, were, persona, nongrada., Nobody wanted them there. One, or, both, of, the, bride, and, groom, were like that is a bridge too far. Exactly.

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Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "Megyn Kelly's Theory About What's REALLY Happening with Harry and Meghan, with Maureen Callahan"?

In order: 0:00 World Series, Khloe Kardashian, Lacy Michelle, Ukraine; 3:00 Khloe Kardashian, Alfred Kinsey, Instagram, Kris Jenner; 6:00 Birch Gold Group, Birch Gold Group, Black Friday, Central Bank.

What is mentioned in this Megyn Kelly episode?

22 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Khloe Kardashian, World Series, Ukraine, Lacy Michelle, trauma bonding, Kris Jenner. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Megyn Kelly's Theory About What's REALLY Happening with Harry and Meghan, with Maureen Callahan"?

The episode runs 8 min; the transcript is about 1,579 words in 35 timestamped sections.

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