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Kylie & Travis on Babysitting All Four Nieces, Best Man Speeches & First Impression Mai Tais | Ep 53

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Kylie & Travis on Babysitting All Four Nieces, Best Man Speeches & First Impression Mai Tais | Ep 53", an episode of Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce published February 6, 2026 (1 h 17 min, about 14,923 words). It mentions 16 people, works and ideas, including Kylie Kelsey, Travis Kelsey, Kansas City Chiefs, Jason Kelsey, Operation Breakthrough.

What this episode is about

In this lively discussion, Kylie Kelsey and her guest, Uncle T, dive into their experiences as proud family members at the Super Bowl, sharing personal anecdotes about babysitting nieces, memorable best man speeches, and their favorite game day foods. The conversation blends humor and nostalgia, showcasing their close-knit family bonds and enthusiasm for fun, unfiltered storytelling.

Key takeaways

  • Gluing on nails for the Super Bowl? A reminder that style is all about effort, even under pressure.
  • Three-time Super Bowl champ? Uncle T proves family ties can flex stronger than all those championship rings.
  • Rihanna's halftime performance: the ultimate mic drop for football fans who secretly live for showbiz.
  • Crab fries as game day food? The culinary world is clearly missing out on this MVP of snacks.
  • From breaking chairs to self-reflection: sometimes, the game teaches us that vulnerability is the ultimate strength.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Travis Kelsey, Kylie Kelsey, Operation Breakthrough, Jason Kelsey
  2. – 20:00: Kylie Kelsey, Operation Breakthrough, YouTube TV
  3. – 40:00: YouTube TV, Credit Karma, CVS Health
  4. – 50:00: Liquid IV, Philadelphia
  5. – 1:00:00: Philadelphia
  6. – 1:10:00: Philadelphia, Beasty Boys

Notable quotes from "Kylie & Travis on Babysitting All Four Nieces, Best Man Speeches & First Impression Mai Tais | Ep 53"

  • Super Bowls, oh god, I'm the proud sister-in-law of a three-time Super Bowl champion from the Kansas City Chiefs, the best tight end of all time, the king of Funkles, and the big yeti. You know him from.
    about Kylie Kelsey · at
  • To have that on your resume, not only individually your accomplishments, but your team, the coaching staff you've been able to do it with, Pat, the other staples you guys have on the Chiefs. Oh yeah, that is unreal.
    about Kansas City Chiefs · at
  • Now you're up for Walter Payton man of the year at NFL honors. So, congratulations. It's your third nomination. Is that right?
    about NFL Honors · at
  • Mary Ellison is the best. She's one of my favorite people and one of the one of the biggest like community representatives that I know in Kansas City. She knows everyone. Everyone loves.
    about Mandy & Ralph Ellison · at
  • In any way that you can. So, even if you don't win tonight, Operation Breakthrough is going to win because we're going to make a donation from Not going to lie.
    about Operation Breakthrough · at
  • Next up, we're going to do a segment called Can I Be Honest? Brought to you by YouTube TV. Don't settle for me.
    about YouTube TV · at
  • Place makes such a difference. Credit Karma as the app to help manage your finances. And now you can file your taxes with Turboax right in the Credit Karma app. You can get…
    about Credit Karma · at
  • Liquid IV. I genuinely think it is the only way that I consume water while pregnant, which I am not. That feels jinxy.
    about Liquid IV · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Kylie Kelsey — Person · Host · 3 mentions · first at
    Host of the episode; drives the interview, shares family context, and frames Travis’s football and community work while adding personal anecdotes.
  • Travis Kelsey — Person · Main guest · 3 mentions · first at
    Primary interview subject (“Uncle Trav”) discussing Super Bowl week, family stories, philanthropy (Operation Breakthrough), and viral moments.
    Oh god, I'm the proud sister-in-law of a three-time Super Bowl champion from the Kansas City Chiefs, the best tight end of all time, the king of Funkles, and the big yeti. You know him from breaking chairs and saying, All right,.
  • Jason Kelsey — Person · Referenced co-host/family member · 1 mention · first at
    Frequently referenced as Kylie’s husband and Travis’s brother; appears as a foil in stories (podcasting, grooming, proposal, family dynamics).
    Man, this run has been crazy and it feels weird not to be doing anything right now. Like I was talking to Edelman the other day when he was doing the other podcast and he was…
  • Mandy & Ralph Ellison — Person · Referenced community leader · 1 mention · first at
    Named as a key operator/leader connected to Operation Breakthrough; praised as essential to the program’s success and community reach in Kansas City.
  • Rihanna — Person · Referenced performer · 1 mention · first at
    Used as a cultural reference point for Super Bowl halftime performance quality; Kylie cites Rihanna as her best in-person halftime performer.
    Turboax. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite football watching food is definitely crab fries. The best Super Bowl halftime performer of all time, well, at least the one that I saw in person was Rihanna. And speaking of Super Bowls,.
  • Beasty Boys — Person · Referenced musical act (misnamed) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned while discussing Travis’s viral “Fight for Your Right” chant; the transcript spells it “Beasty Boys,” likely referring to the Beastie Boys.
    It. At least you haven't told me you hate me yet. So, how could you? It's all in good fun. I'm just fighting for my ride, dudes, to party.

Companies & orgs

  • Kansas City Chiefs — Company · Referenced team · 1 mention · first at
    Travis Kelce's NFL team, discussed in the context of Super Bowl and his career
  • Operation Breakthrough — Company · Referenced organization · 3 mentions · first at
    Travis Kelce's charitable work in Kansas City, discussed in detail

Places & events

  • Walter Payton Man of the Year — Event · Referenced award · 1 mention · first at
    Travis Kelce's nomination discussed as a significant personal achievement
    And then always giving back to Cleveland in any way that you can. So, even if you don't win tonight, Operation Breakthrough is going to win because we're going to make a donation from Not going to lie.
  • NFL Honors — Event · Referenced event · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as the event where Travis Kelce is nominated for an award
  • Philadelphia — Place · Referenced location · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of the Philadelphia Zoo and personal anecdotes
    What's up, big dog? as a special surprise from us, here at NGL, me and the girls, we actually adopted a giant river otter.

Sponsors

  • YouTube TV — Product · Sponsor · 5 mentions · first at
    Sponsor of the podcast segment 'Can I Be Honest?'
  • Liquid IV — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Sponsor mentioned for hydration products, especially during pregnancy
  • Credit Karma — Product · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Sponsor mentioned in the context of tax filing and financial management
  • TurboTax — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions
    Mentioned as part of the Credit Karma sponsorship for tax filing
    Place makes such a difference. Credit Karma as the app to help manage your finances. And now you can file your taxes with Turboax right in the Credit Karma app. You can get…
  • CVS Health — Product · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Sponsor mentioned for health and wellness products
    Your hands? The fact that I have to ask, did you wipe is bananas. Unfortunately, the CVS Health app has me covered so I can mount our family's defense against germs, especially…

Full transcript with timestamps

Not gonna lie, today I wasn't doing my makeup before we started, but I was gluing these nails onto my hands because I have somewhere to be this afternoon and I'm going to try my very best to look somewhat put together. Let's get this podcast started. Welcome to an absolutely electric Super Bowl episode of Not Going to Lie, a Wave Original, brought to you by Init Turboax. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite football watching food is definitely crab fries. The best Super Bowl halftime performer of all time, well, at least the one that I saw in person was Rihanna. And uh speaking of Super Bowls,

oh god, I'm the proud sister-in-law of a three-time Super Bowl champion from the Kansas City Chiefs, the best tight end of all time, the king of Funkles, and the big yeti. You know him from breaking chairs and saying, "All right, nah." on the other podcast.

It's the one and only Uncle T. KAI, WHAT IS THAT? Welcome to Not Going to Lie. This is exciting. This is

This is long overdue. This is so silly. It's long overdue. This is going to be unhinged.

I I I now feel how you feel when you have to be interviewed by me and Jason. Um which is an exaggeration. Uh because interviewing is the last thing that we actually do.

Um it's so honestly I give, you know, I give Jason a lot of [ __ ] for the times that he's dragged me downstairs to do this. Well, to do the other podcasts, but um

it is it is always a fun time. If people could if people could see the stuff that got cut.

Oh, yeah. Well, you're not going to Well, we wouldn't have we wouldn't have a podcast.

It's just so much fun, man. It's so much fun. And you know, Jason, Jason's just a

he's he's got he's Yeah, he's got he's got his fun like way of life and he's got his views and hearing those views and how he delivers them on a podcast makes you break chairs.

Yeah, that was Was Taylor actually mad about the No, she laughed. She laughed her ass off. She has a good sense of humor.

You busted the chair. I immediately went over to the uh to the scale, though. I had to had to see where we were at. yourself a little bit.

No job. January has been exactly that. Okay. Yeah. Take a step. We're relaxing.

I had two croissants on the way here. Chocolate or plain? Almond. Oh, great. Yeah, it was the last one left. It was a It was a late morning.

The the two last left. Got it. Um, now, how do you feel about being one of our most requested guests?

Ah, man. Um, not going to lie, for feels pretty cool. Feels pretty cool. Um I I feel like when when you started this, not going to lie, it was like you were coming out with aggressive takes.

Yes. You were not [ __ ] around. No, I'm not. And I was terrified of that because I do not like aggressive takes. I like to play nice medium take

and let Jason do the aggressive takes. Like you guys got that side of the family.

I'm holding down the middle takes. It's silly that we we matched up on that. Of course.

I feel like there's no [ __ ] around over there. No, it's the best. It's the best though.

Is it? Yeah. Okay. It is. What was your What was your honest reaction when you saw the text come through of the request?

All right. Here we go. We got to do it. I can't not say no to this. This is This is something I've

You could have said no. I told you you could say no. I owe you this. You owe me nothing.

I only want to be a good brother-in-law as you've been a good sister-in-law. That's very kind. This is

Well, I'm very grateful you did agree to do this because it is literally the perfect time here during Super Bowl week. It's rare we even typically get a chance to speak this week of the year.

Yeah. Because of the last five Super Bowls, six, you have played in five of them. So, this typically a busy time of year.

Yeah, it's pretty crazy. And I say that because I think obviously I'm sure it still stings that you guys didn't do what you wanted to do this year because it does every time. It doesn't end in a hoisting the Lombardi.

Exactly. But to have that on your resume, not only individually your accomplishments, but your team, the coaching staff you've been able to do it with, Pat, the other staples you guys have on the Chiefs. Oh yeah,

that is unreal. It's It's pretty insane. And I kind of got the first like step back uh this year when Pat went down and we lost the last however many games and I got to kind of cope with it in that moment and still be in the building with coach Reed and the guys that I love in Kansas City and um try and make it the best scenario possible as the year ended there. Uh, and then have taken a step back and really like looked around and been like, "Man, this run has been crazy and it feels weird not to be doing anything right now." Like I was talking to Edelman uh the other day when he was doing the other podcast and he was telling me how he still in like January grows his beard out just because he like doesn't know any other way. And I'm just like, man, I feel exactly what you're saying cuz especially after a long season like that, and Jason does this almost year round, but now he's on TV, so he does. He keeps it a little cleaned

up. But uh you just you stop caring about how you look cuz you're just going into the building doing the same thing every Monday, Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday. And you just you get into this like this mode of like I'm I'm beat up, but I [ __ ] love this and I want to keep going and

I got to keep remembering that I love this. Who's the next opponent? Yeah. Who is it? Bring him in. And it's just it gets to that point where now I'm like watching it and um yeah, it stings. It stings. Especially cuz I felt like this year's team in a lot of ways was better than last year's team. And last year's team we only lost two games. It was insane.

It feels a little weird that there's not like there's not like an an end cap to the weekend.

Yeah. In a way that there has been previously. You've given us a really fun really fun six years.

It's been It's been nuts, man. It's been nuts because obviously when you're in it, it all happens so fast. Y

So, being able to take that step back this year is just kind of like I don't know. I'm still proud of the work that we've we've done. And

you should be. Who knows if uh we can keep that thing going. I think it's a nice break to run it back next year. Oo,

just I already knocked down there. It's hella wood. Okay, there we go. All right, man.

Uh, now you're up for Walter Payton man of the year at NFL honors. So, congratulations. It's your third nomination. Is that right?

I think this is my first time being my first time being nominated. I could actually go to the stuff. So, I'll be at tonight and then I'll be at the uh the game.

I'll see you there. Nice. Are you presenting? The [ __ ] Why the [ __ ] would I be presenting? No, Jason is.

Not gonna lie. Think you'd be pretty good at presenting. Thank you so much. No, I'm not. That sounds like my personal nightmare. Um, Jason is

No, just like the pro. You're just reading it from like Nope. A football length field away.

I'm going to leave that to you. We're going to leave it to Jason. Perfect. I'm just gonna be up there saying, "Hi."

It'll just be the two second the two second kids in the audience like, "You're doing great. We we believe in you.

Really hit that exclamation point, Jason. Some emphasis. Um, now you do so much incredible work for Operation Breakthrough in Kansas City. What have you been up to recently with them in the ignition lab?

Well, that is a welloiled machine that has been going on in Mary has it covered over there.

Mary Ellison is the best. She's one of my favorite people and one of the one of the biggest like community representatives that I know in Kansas City. She knows everyone. Everyone loves her. The kids that have gone through Operation Breakthrough from when they were in preschool. Um I've been there long enough now to literally see them go from preschool into the Ignition Lab, get college degrees. Those of you that don't know what the Ignition Lab is, it's a bunch of uh programs uh through science technology engineering math that give these kids opportunities that they wouldn't have otherwise. So, there's a mechanic shop, there's uh entertainment studio, um my dad has done podcasts with the kids. Um there's a a culinary, there's a kitchen. Like kids are using everything that they can in here to just you know create a business or get get an understanding of you know what exactly uh these opportunities are

you know whatever they're interested in. I had the absolute pleasure of being uh tooured around uh by Mary when we were in Kansas City for one of the games uh against the Eagles. you were saying that there's a culinary lab, but there's also an agricultural side of things. They have um different uh like they plant crops and make sure that they do compost and all those types of things, but then they're actually using those ingredients, the herbs, all of those things in the culinary lab. And then they're using the graphic design labs to create menus and things like so it's the most honestly it was like it it felt like you were watching an ecosystem.

It's pretty crazy. And the cool thing is is that you could potentially take that model and put it into other cities.

So that's that's what my uh 87 running my foundation has been trying to do into Cleveland.

Um it's a process. There's it. Listen, there's a there's a need for it in every city. There is,

you know, because you need somebody like a Mary that's there running it and making it what it is. And

um and she's just she's a superstar. So, shout out to Mary. Appreciate you being being you. You're the She's She's

Now we just have to clone her. Yeah. Perfect. We need you to find the next Mary

real quick for all the other cities we want to touch. Um I hope this goes without saying. We're so proud of all the work that you've done and obviously knowing that it truly comes from your heart to help the community that you currently live in and then always giving back to Cleveland in any way that you can. So,

um even if you don't win tonight, Operation Breakthrough is going to win because we're going to make a donation from Not going to lie.

What? Yes, of course. Because we love what they're doing and unbelievable. We of course would like to say thank you and the best way to do that is to impact the communities that you love. So

um all right now of course I I guess we should get back to Queen Emma's rundown now cuz otherwise she'll lose her mind.

Uh coming up on today's Uncle Travis Super Bowl special. I'm going to ask Travis as many of the questions that you guys submitted for the ask me some things. Uh, and we call it ask me some things because these [ __ ] don't know when to quit. You guys ask some of the most inappropriate questions. We're not doing that. The This is the segment I also This happens whether or not you're here. So, just let's just be clear. We set that boundary clear. Um, I'm also going to have Tra help me out with his first ever Doom scroll of the week where we find out right from the source if he is indeed a cool uncle and revisit why it's famous naughty and sneaky clip. Uh, plus we're going to talk about my earliest days with the Kelsey family.

But before we get into all of that, let's start with a real one comment of the week. Uh, and this one might have to go in the real one comment hall of fame because it's so good I had to bring it back. I just addressed this on the show recently. What's that,

Trav? As my guest, do you want to do the honors and read this one? Uh, it's from Tina on YouTube.

Tina. Tina on YouTube. Why do the Kelsey family swear so much? At least Trevor and Kylie do. Awesome.

So, Trevor, what are your thoughts on this? That is a bot if I've ever seen it. Tina ones QQ.

Yes. Uh, let me be clear. My initial reaction to this was that person is trolling everyone, purposely getting

I said, "Who the [ __ ] is Trevor?" That was how I started. Trevor just sounds like an evil version of me. Like, it's like my second like alter ego. my alter ego that's just like we don't let Trevor out.

Trevor only comes out when when [ __ ] goes down. To be honest, when I was a kid and and like a a coach or a new like dad would say Trevor instead of Travis, I used to

people actually I mean, yeah, they're similar names in that regard. Yeah, you guys are [ __ ] up.

You You've never gotten Kaye. Oh, I get Kaye. That's what I'm saying. Honestly, you know what people get me with? Kelsey. They call me Kelsey as if it's my first name and then they apologize and call me Kelsey again. It's the most

Listen, I me and names are not We're not terms. No, no, no. I I do a lot of those like big guys and boss a mans and

Yeah. Sub dogs. You are a big guy. You big guy. You're big on big guy. Everyone I big guy little guys.

Yeah. But I feel like that makes people feel good. And you deliver in a way that's like you're like

I'm genuine. I just don't know people. names. I can't wait for the next person you see. You're like, "Hey, big dog." And like

so many [ __ ] just miserable stories of me not knowing names. The number of times I've leaned into your brother and been like that's and I'll be like, "Hey, so and so." And like

No, it's I call it the VEP. I don't know if you've ever seen the show Vep. No. Oh. Uh, Julia Drifus has a uh basically a handler who stands behind her and whispers, "That's Tim and his daughter goes to Penn State." And then she's like, "How's your daughter Katie? Is she enjoying Penn State?" And that's me and Jason.

So I was at I was at the Phoenix Open yesterday before we went to New playing golf. And the gentleman at the big 16th hole, it's like the the it's like this one golf hole has an entire arena around it. It's crazy. It felt like I was walking into like the coliseum or something when I when I went through the tunnel

and the guy hands me the the microphone and in my in my mind I was saying, "You're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix." Cuz I didn't want to say Kansas City, what's up? Cuz I' I'd had a few drinks. Okay.

So, in my mind, I'm telling myself that and I got that from doing uh Kelsey Jam, this musical festival that I do out in KC all the time.

Um, and I saw one of the artists going up to perform and their manager or somebody was in their ear. You're in Kansas City. You are in Kansas City. You are, do not forget, you are in Kansas City. And I'm pretty sure that that's like that's pretty common that if somebody's moving around like that,

you get a wrong you get the wrong city. There's nothing worse. If I would have went up there, I would have got booed so bad. Do you think

if I would have said anything but Phoenix? I think if you had said Kansas City, I think if you go anywhere and you say Kansas City,

it's like kind of like it would sound like you're addressing Chiefs fans. You know what I mean? You're like, "Where are my people?"

All right. So, if that happens, I think you just lean in. Just got to keep going.

And you're like, "Go Chiefs." You know, like lean in and be like, "That was intentional."

Yeah. Just keep that in your back pocket. You're You're in Kansas. You're not You're not in Kansas City. You're in Phoenix. You're in Phoenix. Well, now you're in San Francisco, so

San Fran. I'm in Don't call it San Fran. This is the only mic that I'm getting in front of.

Don't call it San Fran. Can't call it San Fran. You're not allowed to call it San Fran. I've been warned multi. No, no one is. It's SF or San Francisco. One woman who I met on the street actually said to my face,

it's triggering, which I'm concerned. No, it's not. Do not tell San Francisco people that we're kidding. We're not. But we are a little.

I am standing on that hill. That is not That should not Trab's about to San Fran the [ __ ] out of this place.

Like what? I'm going to purposely say it to everyone from San Fran now. Now, uh I have to get back to Tina.

Tina Tina and her Trevor. So why do we swear so much? Um, I just I feel like there's a level of uh not giving a [ __ ] as the second kid that I think we just we relate to that and

we don't do it in like an aggressive way. We just kind of grew up and that's how it like put people at ease like oh I'm not that serious. I'm just [ __ ] chilling.

It's it also it like why are you putting so much power on those words? Why are you getting offended by it? It's just meant to emphasize your point, right?

It just spices up your sentence a little. And you could use those words for multiple things. Like they're like universally like like [ __ ] could be a lot. You could be a lot of different [ __ ] So

[ __ ] applies to a lot. [ __ ] applies to a lot. [ __ ] right. I say suck my ass. That applies to a lot.

I say it on Take that, Tina. Suck my ass, Tina. Um, I actually say it on sales calls. The sales team can confirm. I say it on sales calls.

Nice. Yep. Every so often we get to suck my ass. That means we're not entertaining that.

Universal because it applies to a lot. Yeah. Um, all right. That's it for real one comment of the week. I just needed to run that one back for you because the Trevor really got it felt triggered.

Please don't throw Trevor out there, guys. Don't do that to me. Uncle, it's just not. Yeah, it's

this is Uncle Trav. May in there. There's May in there. Uh, next up, we're going to do a segment called Can I Be Honest? Brought to you by YouTube TV. Don't settle for me. Switch to YouTube TV.

Uh, in honor of my guest this week, we're going to get honest about the first time we met.

Oh, man. And the early days of me joining the Kelsey family. Oh, what was it? 200 15 16 15 16 16

I think 16. I think it was the summer of 16. Summer. So I So I actually you supported me in my darkest of days and I want to say thank you.

Did I? Yes. Kylie, you came out to LA and supported me dating 50 women, one from each state. Okay, but be honest.

That all was a chance for love. But was I supportive? But what but but the real question is was I supportive.

You were there. I was physically there. You were there. Yeah, you were there. You were watching the episodes with us.

I was. You were. I looked over past the camera one time and you were right there.

Just that's what my face was doing. I was like, go travel. Um, now the first time that we actually met was when you told the family that you were doing that

Hawaii. Uh, we got to come and cheer you on in Pro Bowl. That was actually a really, really fun weekend.

That was very fun. That was a blast. Um, that was a fun introduction. I would like to bring up when you and Jason were at the pool for quite some time.

Yeah. Having my ties. Yes. Okay. Those didn't end well for me. I have not brought this up in a long time.

Oh god. And we were in what was like a two-bedroom with like a little living room and a little kitchenet. And I heard a commotion, we'll call it,

in the living room. Oh god. And I came out of the room, opened the doors, and I could see through the little cut cutout to the kitchenette that Jason was in the sink lapping up water like a dog.

Okay. With the faucet on, no cup, just just taking the to the dome. You got to get that hydration in before you go to sleep. Everyone knows that.

The best thing was when I looked to my left. Oh god. And Travis was against the wall like this, staring forward while I was staring at the side of his head.

I didn't have anything to do with this. I wasn't here legitimately. You were like, I am part of the wall now. And you didn't say a word.

If I didn't move, you weren't there. You were camouflaged completely. It was a debunk.

Those my ties hit a little bit stronger over there on uh Turtle Bay. I know that.

Holy smokes. Because before I went back to the room and left YouTube to your own devices, I went over to Jason who was like this in the pool and I was like, "Hey, so I'm going back to the room and I think you should come. I think we should just I think we should go. We've been here since the afternoon. It's dark now."

Yep. and he went and stayed in the pool. And I was like, "Okay, I'm leaving you here. I don't I don't know what's happening. You look like a toddler having a tantrum." Like your parents like, "Get out of the pool. It's time to go." And he's

It's just like Oh, it was ridiculous. Yeah. That is so funny. You remember that?

No. It's It's stuck in there. To be fair, I did not have as many my ties as you guys. Oh, it was. Yeah, that was that might be the last time I had a M tie. They did a number on me that I could never get I could taste that right now.

Yeah. No thanks. Um, now that was the Hawaii was the first time we met. Do you remember meeting for the first time?

I mean, I remember that weekend vaguely. God, we get hit in the head. That was a lot. I know. I was a lot of my types. Um

but yeah, of course. What was your first impression? Um that I had only seen really I had never seen Jason like how do I put this?

I do have I do have a question about that. We based on Jason's past girlfriends

or lack thereof. I think there's literally you said what now? Uh there was one there there was one but at least like your mom and dad remember him

we'll call it dating with air quotes cuz I don't even think that he would have said that he was dating who knows regardless that there was maybe one person

correct how that's the thing so I had never seen him one be so into someone but also I had never seen someone be able to like kind of control the bear,

you know, like you like Yes. channel is a great way to put it. Um and him like not immediately fight back about it. Like obviously he has his ways of just being Jason.

Yes. Um and doing things his way, but at the same time it's like you gave him a reason to team up and he's the best team player in the world. like

he is. It's why he's so unbelievable at everything competitively. Um, but he's wholeheartedly in it. And you were the first person I've seen him like actually like want to team up with and like I don't know, respect their opinions. Like you're you're really the only one still to this day.

You'd be surprised. Every so often he'll ask me something and I'll give an opinion. My favorite

I can't even remember what it was but in like recent years I told him something.

I I gave him advice on something and maybe a week or two later he came back and he was like I said so like how's it going? And he was like well Travis said

oh no. And then he proceeded to say I [ __ ] you not. No I [ __ ] you not the exact same advice I had given him. like you and I gave the exact same feedback and the best part is and he was like and then I like looked into it and I was like you know what Tra's right and I was like this is one of those moments this is about being a team player okay

we still got there we did whether you had to say it or I said it we still got there

so that was good teamwork and I appreciate your effort I'm I'm always I'm always team player I think uh I think obviously you came in and like gave him a reason to be a better person. And I saw that from the jump. And it's because of how amazing of a person you are and how you carry yourself. And it was uh it was cool seeing that at the beginning stages and seeing where you guys are now because you guys really did just like create this awesome like team and like little community of of amazing little people.

Gosh, they they are a mess. Uh, we're a mess, but we're having fun together. There we go.

Yep. Um, what had Jason already told you about me? Do you remember? Nothing. No. Me and Jason, we never talk about any of that stuff. We're just like,

so how much you weighing? I will say you've been taping. What are you doing for recovery?

Yeah. You know, you cupping? What's happening? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, no. I uh Jason is notorious for that. He will come back and I will find something out from someone else

and I will say, "Hey, did you know that this happened?" And he will say, "Yeah."

And I'm like, "Huh, weird. Uh, you didn't tell me." And he'll be like, "Yeah." And so then I'll ask questions. I'll say like, "Well, what happened?" And he's like, "Don't know. Who was there? Don't know.

Can't remember. When did it happen? I don't know. I don't know. I could dig for these details if you want me to. I don't.

No, he doesn't. He doesn't go that far. He's like, I don't know and I don't care to know. And I call them girl questions.

Yeah, cuz they're only questions girls would ask. Taylor's made me so much better at that.

Getting the details. You get the details. That's what we want. Those are girl questions. Jason doesn't [ __ ] care.

I'll go through an entire day. Like yesterday, I was going through the new the other podcast party and

Yes. Um, the whole time I'm saying hi to all these familiar faces and some friends of Taylor that that I've like been in the football world that I've been able to introduce her to and I'm just like, "All right, got to remember saw that person. Got to remember saw that person." I'm like throwing them like in like my like memory bank like don't forget cuz I'm she's going to want some details cuz she didn't get a chance to go. So, I'm sitting here like

details. That's so caring of you. And and then the beers just make a lot of the details go away and you're just like, "This is how I never remember the details."

Right. Right. Right. Blame the garage beer. It's a good product. Yep. It's a great product. And it will help you forget the girl questions. Now, um, did Jason tell you about his plan for proposing ahead of time?

Did he? Did he? What? Yes. This is the only time I was like I was like, "Oh, you had the girl the girl answer." I was like, "Dude, how are you going to do it?" Yes. He had this whole

I knew more about the details of what he wanted to do than I did him telling me the details of how he actually did it. If that makes sense.

Sure. You don't know what happened. You know what was supposed to happen supposed to happen.

But I don't even still to this day know exactly how it happened. Sure. What was supposed to Do you remember what was supposed to happen?

He was supposed to serenate you. Oh, what the You didn't hear Jason was Yes. Breaking news.

What? What? Am I the only one? I'm sorry. What? Yes. There was a scenario. Tell us all the girl details

that there was a scenario from what he was saying that your dad did for your mom.

Oh, no. Do you know about this? I know how my dad asked my mom. We can bleep this so that the crew knows. my dad.

Well, that's not what Jason told me I did. But he was going to sing. I thought there was a there was a there was a moment where your dad may have sang to your mother.

Who knows? I don't know. I don't know either. Now, see the details all got crossed up. I thought he was going to serenate you and like be outside the house and you were going to hear him singing and he was going to come out. I thought I remembered hearing that from him.

Okay. Looking back on it now, that was never gonna happen. I don't think. No, he asked me on the front lawn of my parents house.

No. So, half story. Still outside. We were still outside. Um, he went inside. I thought he had to take a [ __ ] cuz he was like, I got to go back in the house. And I was like, we're not stopping on the way home. So, like, you should go take a [ __ ] And he came back out within 2 seconds, which if you know your brother,

that's not how long that takes. No chance. He went in to ask and lease their permission.

Nice. And it was a quick ask because of course they were like, "Yeah, that's awesome."

Yeah, it was Yeah. a bunch of [ __ ] Well, he didn't serenate you that time at least.

I No, he has multiple times though. Yeah. Um oftentimes when intoxicated. One of the first times we ever hung out.

Do you like Do you like raspy? Like low raspy or do you like high raspy? I like when he goes low raspy.

Oh, all right. Yeah. He has like character to his voice. He does. No%. And he likes to make jokes that like he's not a good singer. He knows he's a good singer.

He knows he's going to send it and have fun doing it. And that's And it sounds good and everyone enjoys hearing it.

There you go. He made an entire two albums. Yeah, he did. Of Christmas songs. Yes, he did.

That's crazy. Mhm. We don't talk about that around here. All right. For fear that a specific

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Next up, it is the Uncle Trab special. So, it's only fair that we do Doomscroll of the week. Uncle Trab edition.

Let's doom. Now, first up, Doomscroll. Uh, I actually already gave my take on how Uncle Trav would respond in this scenario, but now I'm going to go right to the source. Queen Emma of the clip, please.

It says, "My son calling my sister to see if she would sign a paper with a bad grade." really quick. So, I got a really good grade on your test today and I was wondering if you could sign my mom's signature because she doesn't like I don't want her to see it because like I'm really scared that I'm going to get in trouble.

Yep. All right. Three letters ride my bike over. Yep. I'm so happy. All right. Thank you.

Didn't ask any Didn't even ask what? Not a single question. Nope. No details, nothing.

No girl questions, nothing. None. No extra. Uh, how quickly would you tell Wyatt, yep, in this situation?

Well, we know I would definitely sign it, but you guys would know I'm signing it.

Really? Yeah. I don't think I don't think I could just be like, "All right, so I'm going to but I'm going to let you guys know that she's failing.

She's failing, and you guys need to know that." Sure. But you didn't hear it from me,

right? If you heard it from me, that's shame on you. That's fair. Okay, take it to the grave that you told us.

Yeah, but you're going to let us in that you did sign a test. 100%. Okay, that's fair.

Got you got cuz wise got to know a immediately went to Y. I don't know why. She's just the oldest.

Yep. But they got to know that they have somebody to come to no matter what. For sure.

And I'll always be that for them. But at the same time, it's like this sometimes I was the knucklehead that was like just not even asking my parents, just kind of signing it myself.

And that didn't end well. Yeah. So yeah, Charles signs off on this. Um, scribble, scrabble, scribble, scrabble.

Next up, we got to get to the origins of the naughty and sneaky clip. Oh man. Oh my gosh, she was so young. Because I don't like it.

You don't like it? I thought you said you wanted dad to have pink hair. Yeah, but I don't want you to have pink hair.

Why can't I have pink? Because you're sneaky. NO WAY. So little. She's so little.

She was so little. Oh man. Oh no. Um, okay. So what is your best guess as to where Wyatt heard Naughty and Sneaky before? I mean, it has to be you.

Um, a lot of people thought that maybe I was saying it about you. That's where she got that. Like, oh, Uncle Travis in the audience.

It wasn't She heard you say that about somebody else and then I would think that I had said it about her.

Oh, that makes sense. So, I do want to clear that up. That makes sense. I don't think Uncle Trap's naughty or sneaky.

Yeah, he's he's a a well-known flanker. I No, I'm blanking all day. Yeah, but that's not audience sneaky.

That's very straightforward. That's just survival, right? That's how he's gotten this far in life. That's how he's lived this long.

I'm still offended. That hurt me for like the thousandth time when she told me, "I don't want you to have it." I was like, "What did I do

now?" Oh, that hurt. Have you dared to put on another wig in front of Wyatt since this happened? Um, well, that was I mean, no, I'll throw a wig on right now.

Okay. With why, we'll see what we can line up for next time. I forget where that pink I think Jason came home with the uh cuz he was doing the beard painting and all that like

when he Oh, when he shaved his head. Yeah. So, he he just had that laying around and I put it on.

Yeah. She didn't like it. Not on. And you know what's great? There was no question about whether or not she liked it. She said, "Nope, you're not supposed to be wearing that. That is not for you, sir.

The best. Um, what are some other things that you do uh with the girls or that the girls make you do when you're visiting?

Um, cuz I'm on record saying that you are like I mean air time. They do not They want to be anti-gravity.

That's true. They want to be in the air flying acting as planes. I just like that when both you and Taylor are around

that all of the kids are like, "Well, Benny thinks her legs just don't work. That's ridiculous." Right. All the whole time.

So crazy. And then the big girls are like, "You could throw us for seven hours straight."

Yeah. 100%. Yep. How's your shoulder feel about that? It's got to get me. Oh, there we're good now. We're good now. I got some good Got a whole No, I didn't do anything in January, so the shoulders feel great right now.

Great. Okay, I'll let them know. Yeah, exactly. The uh I feel like I'm always like making up for the last like from the last time I saw them to now on all the air time that they're missing out on.

Sure. So, I have to like you have to get it out, get it back up to where where it should be.

But you already know they're the best. I have so much fun just throwing them every which way and going outside. I will say I think I think people probably assume this, but I'm sure that people want to know and they want confirmation that you are the best uncle.

You come in, you give them your undivided attention. You get down on the floor with them. You play whatever they ask you to play. You like really engage with them in a way that like

and I I think you already know this because you do it, but like they don't care like what you bring. You could bring like candy and toys and like that's all fine. What they're the most excited about, what they're going to talk about for weeks afterwards is getting thrown around or getting to play Barbies on the floor or getting to do things that like is just about the quality time and having your attention.

Yeah. And you have to as as the the mom of the house, as the one that's keeping all of that together, I can just be a kid. Like I'm just going in there. I'm just adding to the madness and just becoming a toddler with them. Um as you like make sure that everyone's safe and

yes, we're good. Maintain boundaries. Being around them just makes you want to be a kid again. It's the best. They're so fun.

They And they love when Uncle Trab comes to visit. Uncle Trav loves to come visit them.

Um, next up on the Uncle Trav scroll, Jason and I recently revisited the topic of how long we'd let you babysit the girls. Is Uncle Travis still allowed Oh, still not allowed to babysit. I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at like a crucial age.

Yeah. Where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now. If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids, I'd good luck, Trap. See you in a couple days. Like, I'd [ __ ] I' I'd ditch them.

Yeah, I'm working on getting that to at least that number up at least a couple hours. Honestly, to be fair, and I said this, I it's it's always we always ask at the worst time

because the last time we talked about it, Finn was still nursing and and she's very into mom right now.

Nice. For whatever reason, how long would you feel confident babysitting all four girls?

However long you would need a babysitter. Yeah. Yeah. I think we just going to come drop out. Yeah. Come on. We're going to do the We're going to do the knock up and then we're going to be driving away by the time you make it to the door and all four of them are going to be on the stoop like we're here.

You don't got to throw me with a good time. See you in a week. Freaking blast. Um, do you need to be coached up or you think you got it? Is there anything that you would be like, h I'm going to need some some information on that?

Not a big directions guy, you know, like the manual to the TV and all that. Like never

that is known in the family. I feel like I got some decent parameters. See, it's funny you say it like that. If you ask Big Ed Kelsey,

he will always say you were not an instructions guy. That Jason's the one who would read the Legos all the way through and then start and you were the one that was winging it. Maybe a couple extra pieces at the end, but you were you had it.

We didn't need those pieces. I think they give you a few extra pieces. That's the thing. It was always like that was the running joke like oh there's more pieces in Travis's like pile. It's like they look identical.

Clearly they were not even talking about those were extra. Uh last on Doomscroll we looked for the cutest otter on Tik Tok that we could find in your honor.

Have you met an otter? No. I'm waiting for that moment. Okay. Well catch one in the wild. You mean that you want so many things you mean? Okay. To be clear,

everyone that is you want to see one in the wild. When you say catch one in the wild, you don't mean physically just great and grab it. Like

just want to make sure catch it catch it out outside and just like see it doing its outer thing.

It wouldn't that be the most exciting to get to see it in it in its natural habitat?

It's going to happen. But maybe they want to be friends a little bit. Is that always your hope? Cuz that's always my hope is that if I meet an animal,

I feel like every time I go past some sort of like creek or river, in my mind there's an otter standing up on a rock waving to me. Like I've had dreams like this. This is crazy. It's just like I just know they're like the friendly.

THAT'S MY FRIEND TRA. HEY, what's up, man? What's up, big dog? Um, as a special surprise from us, uh, here at NGL, me and the girls, we actually adopted a giant river otter.

What? At the Philadelphia Zoo in your name. And of course, we used your legal name. We used Uncle Trav. Bring out the certificate.

So now you have even more of a reason to come to Philadelphia. First of all, big zoo guy. Uncle Trav, this is amazing.

That's for you. Yes. And I will say you might need earplugs because we visited them during a [ __ ] around and find out episode.

Oh my god, it was deafening. Our I felt bad for our sound guy. I will say I think the giant river otterters are not quite the cute fuzzy ones that you are thinking are waving to you from a rock. They're not they're not the same,

but these guys are [ __ ] hilarious. Giant river. Mhm. There's a big old look into it. They're huge.

Uncle Trav, can't wait to meet you, dude. It would. It says, "Oh, as a zoo parent, that's you."

Um, I wonder how long the zoo would let me babysit them. I'd let you babysit the kids longer than they would let you babysit a giant river.

Touch. Touche. So, I just pull up with some sardines and call it a day. Yep. Love it. All right, that does it for Doom Scroll of the Week. We'll be right back with a bunch of real one questions uh in Ask Me Some Things and you're not going to want to miss this.

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Zip Recruiter, the smartest way to hire. And we're back. and so is ask me some things because ask me anything needed boundaries. Uh yeah, so we when we asked for questions from our listeners oftent times they need to be edited

because holy [ __ ] guys chill out. Yeah. Uh Queen Emma wanted us to do a cool 87 questions, but since even she knows that's ridiculous, we're going to do some math here. So numerology if you will. 8 + 7 15. 15 is still a lot. So, let's just see how many of these we want to do.

Deal. Perfect. Love it. [ __ ] this rundown. Okay, number one. First up, a hard hitter from SGAA11. What are Travis's thoughts on you and the girls getting a cat? Has he helped to convince Jason?

I I'm pro cat. I know that Jason acts as if he's not pro cat. We had the coolest cat growing up. I talk about Flash all the time.

Flash was an assassin. Yeah, she was. She would snuggle up next to you when she was in the house.

Yes. She would come by, say hi. Um she was definitely the homie. I think Jason can't like replace Flash. I think Flash is such a like

this is deep-seated trauma. Such a like pinnacle. She was so amazing. She was She's on like the She's on the like top shelf of like cats.

Cats and I think it's going to be hard. Yeah. Like she used to like do stuff like bring birds in for Jason

and offerings and leave and leave in his room, you know? Like I do know that every time someone references Flash, there is a reference to like the middle of the night fight club that she was holding on the street.

Oh, he was the best. Yeah. Beating the [ __ ] out of the neighborhood cats. We talk about it all the time. The little cat GoPros. You guys have seen those things.

Yes. Where they they literally like meet up in alleys with other cats. I was like I thought this was all just a movie.

Yes. Like no. This is it's legit. I didn't see rodents and like that until I went to college.

Like that's why I want a cat. And all that like nothing was ever around the house.

Hot take. I actually want a cat for rodent control. So, anyone who like I'm fine if a cat snuggles. I want that cat to be a stone cold killer.

Mhm. Get you some barn cats. That's what That's what we're going to do. There you go.

That's my way in. Got to Yeah. Do you want me to add Do you want me to really press it?

No, it's okay. You want me to be his therapist and like be like Jason? No, we have to.

How do cats make you feel? Do you miss Flash? Tell me about what it meant to you when she was gone. There's a lot of people who are like just bring one home. or get Uncle Tra to to gift one. And we have an agreement. No heartbeats.

Only no one kind of heartbeat. Oh, no. I actually found this out the other day is that donkeys protect the land.

Yes. I didn't know that. They're they're like guardians. Yeah. It took somebody to like tell me like, "No, no, no. That's why everybody always has just like one donkey on their property that has like

But they don't want to be alone. One day I'm gonna have a donkey too because they don't want to be alone.

We had we had a good friend of ours, Evan Davis, as you know. He his family had a bunch of I think a couple goats, but they had a donkey.

Yeah. And it was the coolest pet. Of course it was. You see that thing with the stiff neck? He started running over to you.

They're so cute. A bunch of people say just get the cat. And I don't think that they understand that.

That's not how that's not how a relationship works. That's not anybody should be bringing things to the house.

No. Especially something like that. Don't you want everyone to have buy in? Yeah. Every

We're going to We're going to get to a point where the cat will come and it will be welcome by all.

Yeah. It's not right now at all. It's probably not in the near future either, but here we are. Uh, from Struggling College Film Kid, how does Trav feel about Kai wearing red to Chiefs games, but never actually Chiefs gear? Doesn't bother me one bit. I appreciate that you're even there. That's all I care about.

You could come rock green every single time. You I would not do that. You wouldn't because you're the best, but And you want to support me, but I completely understand you not wearing anything. But

big guy would disown me. Yeah. And a lot of Philadelphia would have a problem with this.

Yes. We've seen this with just Jason wearing a Isn't that crazy? Yeah. That's weird to me. That's weird to me because even though Jason played his whole career in Philly, he did not grow up a Philadelphia Eagles fan. So, and hot take. You're his [ __ ] brother. How about that?

What? And also, it's not like you've played your entire career at the Chiefs. So, it's not like Jason's out here like putting on this jersey, putting on that jersey. Well, now he is cuz he [ __ ] around on Monday nights.

But, he's a fan of the game. He is. He's a fan. big football fan. Yeah. And then I've got my green in the closet. Like I I've taken so many of Jason's jerseys that he has no idea I have.

It's the best. I'll just see those things. We don't need it. After a game just hanging over by the laundry bin,

just lift it. Didn't have a Kelly green one. You're coming home with me. Um, no. I will always wear red for you. I will of course wear Bearcats.

Yeah. Because that's as close as it gets to wearing something that would be Chiefs.

And I cheer for the Chiefs. And if people see me in person, I will tell people all the time, go Chiefs. I just saw an 87 jersey yesterday. Yesterday. What day is today? Yesterday.

Nice. And we were talking about how much we love the Chiefs. Nice. Thank you. So

I listen this. You guys got to cut the [ __ ] All right. Get off my back. Yeah, leave Kylo.

Uh, next from real one, V. McDougall, we talked about it briefly. What did Taylor say about her broken chair?

Well, I had to like present it to her cuz I like I felt bad of just like Did you hear that commotion?

No, she didn't. She wasn't in the house, but I me and Jason talked about it right after they were like, should I just superglue it and like the next person that sits in it breaks it? Yeah. And then I looked at how bad I broke it. I'm like,

"Not possible. I'm going to need like a whole roll of duct tape to [ __ ] put this thing back together." The way it was like splintering and all this.

Um, lovely chair, but RIP. Yeah. I I had to walk in with like just the back holding. It's like

How much did you love this chair? This you I have never seen you sit in this chair. You didn't care about it. Right.

Right. Uh, what's the most memorable thing that you've broken at the house when you were a kid? You and Jason. Do you remember?

Oh, man. The garage door windows. Yeah, but I didn't I don't remember that. Oh, the windows. You're talking about the other garage. So, the first garage in North Ridgeville, I notoriously got in the car and it went forward and I went through the garage door. So, broke that garage. But our entire childhood, we used the garage doors at the Cleveland Heights house as back stops. Like it was like

it was like we could It was like, you know, the tennis walls that they have at parks.

Yes. Like for some reason we had a tennis racket and a bunch of tennis balls and I would just [ __ ]

try to dent it. Yeah. Pete sampers that thing to death. Um and then there was like the back stop when like we would play catch so the windows on it were broken. I'm assuming hockey shots.

There's holes. Yes, exactly. There's holes in it from the hockey pucks and the the street hockey balls and

all types of athletic stuff cuz um I'm pretty sure it was like it was everything. It was footballs. It was you name it.

Like you could see like the imprint from like a basketball on on the walls like it's like we painted it like a sports complex

and uh it was like guess the dent. Yes. So, but that was I would say the most memorable for me was either the the office the computer window or the the floor in the living room.

Jason, tell me more. So, so I'll start with the computer. I'm at the house alone, probably middle school, 8th grade, somewhere around there. My dad had just got me a wooden baseball bat and I hadn't used it yet, but we had this like big net. We had this like net that wasn't that big, but it was there and I was like trying to like just feel what it felt like to hit it on the sweet spot. Yeah.

Hit it over just over the net. like grazed the top of the net and went straight into my dad's uh office window and he's not at the house. So, I'm thinking what dad don't know won't hurt him. So, I just started sweeping up some of the glass and I closed the uh the storm window as the regular window and just kind of like left it and like didn't say anything for like the next I guess my dad went back there to like mess with a few plugs and saw that there was just like shattered glass everywhere cuz I only grabbed the big pieces and was like, "What the hell happened here?" And then saw the window and and came. Hey, this is like a month, two months later.

Oh, you got a window. You idiots. Oh, yeah. They had no idea. Which one of you idiots broke the [ __ ] window or this? I'm just sitting there like playing video games.

Huh? Oh, I don't know. A window. Who? Yeah, he knew exactly what it was. And then there's the floor. The floor in the living room. Another, you know, sweep it under the rug kind of thing. Uh me and Jason and Jason are unsupervised at the house. Uh, this is probably middle schoolish again. And when I say unsupervised, like parents run to the store and back. Um, but me and Jason are we're wrestling. We're wrestling. And then he suplexes me, throws me into the couch. And as I hit the couch, I feel like me go through the couch into the floor and like through the floor. And we probably had just kind of like pushed the couch in another direction.

Didn't My mom or dad had no idea until one day I think my mom uh or my dad was like either one of them was like cleaning up the house and vacuuming and like trying, all right, let me get under the couch and get some of this stuff under the couch. And they realized we had a hole in the floor.

Yeah. uh that he could probably fit two tennis shoes in. But yeah, that was probably that big.

It was enormous. Me and Jason literally sat there like, "We can't tell them. There's no turning back. We have to hide this forever.

We have to take this to the grave." Yeah. Next up, Scrapbook says, "Is there a group chat with the four of you, Jason, Kai, Travis, and Taylor? Uh, and is it as fun as we think it is?"

Um, well, I'll say this. You can say none of your damn business. Yeah. I'll say this

cuz I tell people that all the time on here. Of course there's a group chat. I'm kidding. Yeah. We're

That's it. That's all you got. Yeah. 100%. Haha. Uh next up from football girly pop. Do y'all have a favorite viral moment of each other? Um I answered this question about Jason recently because he has lots. Um, and within this question, it became clear you also have lots. So, let's just let's come up with a couple. Uh, fight for your right.

You got to fight. A lot of viral clips of you chanting that. That's fun. Um, shout out to the Beasty Boys. I didn't mean to be that part of that song.

Uh, but I appreciate you guys for creating it and letting me be a part of it. At least you haven't told me you hate me yet. So,

how could you? It's all in good fun. I'm just fighting for my ride, dudes, to party.

I know uh on stage at the Iris tour as a backup dancer. That was That was pretty insane.

You did a great job. That was pretty insane. I had never felt so small ever in my life. That

was crazy because you've been in full stadiums, but it's that was a whole different animal. Like

Yes. I felt like I was like an ant cuz the the on a football field like you're you have space.

Yeah. There's not a thousand people right up on you and then you look into the stands and it's like not light on the crowd. It's just a kind of like

Yes. a dark like holy [ __ ] there's a lot of people here. Yeah. And um but yeah, that was amazing.

You nailed it. Yeah. Uh I didn't drop her. I promise you that's all that was going through my

It was the same as Phoenix. You're like Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix, don't drop her. Don't drop her. Don't drop her. Right foot.

Perfect. You nailed it. Right foot. Left foot. Uh, chugging a beer after getting your diploma at the new live. I did say live.

Nice. Yeah. Uh, touchdown dances, gifting coach Rita cheeseburger, SNL. All of these are viral moments. I will say one of my absolute favorites. I think it was outstanding comedic timing by you was the White House podium.

Oh god, that [ __ ] was [ __ ] hilarious. That was hilarious. It was so funny. Fellow Americans.

So, I've been I was like in my head like do I say more? No, you nailed that. So it was the perfect amount. It was You nailed it.

You nailed it. Everyone thinks that I tapped President Biden on the shoulder and like flanked him and that is not true. I did not flank the president just to get on the mic.

But you thought about it. No, he just he just kind of opened the gate. He opened the gate and you were like, "Let me step in."

Okay, you're going to let me say something. There's an open podium. Let me step up to that.

Nailed it. Um, there are not a ton of viral Kylie moments. So, um, you don't have to answer the other side of this question. We actually

I got I got to think of what? Nope. Nope. We're not We can't even We can't even go there because it always ends up in the

Yep. Uh, last question from Natalie Rose. patiently waiting to hear about Trab's best man speech. Do you do you remember giving a best man speech?

Of course I do. It was a very I mean you nailed it. I don't to be fair saying that because

I don't think anyone had any doubt that you would nail it. Did you? I did because I wrote it as I was like putting my suit.

You did a great job. You did it. I procrastinated like a Kelsey and just waited until like the

I wrote my vows the night before. Brilliant. Thank you. Because when the feeling strikes you, you will

and there's that creative push. Yes. And you have to get this done. And ADHD when the pressure is on and you've procrastinated too long. Suddenly your brain's like, I'm ready to work.

And and it's just like, all right, you got something. Go for it. It's not here sitting here being like, oh, should I do this? Should I do that? Should I do this? Should I do that? Now it's like an entire hour. And nobody wants to sit through an hourong wedding speech. No, you you were the perfect amount of time. You balanced you balanced the emotional and the funny. Do you remember anything in particular from giving the speech?

Um, I mean, other than talking about Jason and trying to make everyone laugh about that, just like letting you know that I just got like the coolest sister, like that was

Yeah, that was that's all I remember. and how you did a great job and how it was the she's the she's so sweet and nice and she's so kind and so polite and then we go to the shore cuz it was Hawaii was one where we first met. Yes.

And then we go to the shore and all of a sudden we're at Ocean Drive and I hear a [ __ ] like I'm like holy [ __ ] where did this woman come from? This is why at the snap of a finger Jason's like, "Huh?"

Who? Me? Whatever you say. Yeah, that was That's good stuff. Oh, no. I think I know what you're talking about.

The Do you remember the little nook we were in in at OD? Man, good times over there at the shore.

Uh, shout out to the Ocean Drive. We love it there. Yes, we do. Um, all right. That's it for Ask Me Some Things and our Real One questions. Um,

all right. Now, how'd I do? I mean, you're you're 10 times better than me and Jason at this. You actually have a flow and you've looked at the rundown. Um,

we like you're actually you're this is Oh, wait. Can we set the record straight? Is intern Brandon an intern?

Of course he is. He's been the intern. Sorry, Brandon. I tried. Uh last thing for this special episode, Travis, I couldn't possibly let you go without uh let's call it a sisterly roast.

Okay. Oh god. Um to be clear, I have been Where am I? Where is this going? I feel like one of the things that we bonded over early was your fashionable sense.

Oh god. And my lack thereof. Now, my initial reaction to these photos was laughter.

Uh-huh. YOU DID A GREAT JOB. LET'S GO. These all these photos are from your GQ photo shoot,

which was a blast. Shout out to everybody at GQ. Um, amazing. So, I I have questions.

Thank you for acknowledging this. That's a pretty big hat. What's going on? every outfit I put on.

Yes. I would laughed. So, you did, too? Yes. Great. This is hilarious. And they're going to put me in the swamp.

Yes. They're actually coming for these style choices right now. If you can hear the sirens.

Um, you should have seen the uh the indigenous Fidians that were staring at me with this hat on as they were trying to hand me.

No, the Oh, the people on set. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. Well, we didn't just go straight into the swamp with like nobody.

Are you Are you actually holding educated? Yeah, 100%. You're holding a crocodile there.

Yeah, that's not Okay. That's real. That's incredible. First of all, brave. That thing was heavy.

Was it? It's heavy. And what you don't realize is that I'm standing on lily pad roots.

I was just about to ask that question. Did they check under your feet? 15 ft deep and I'm just standing on the roots of the lily pads right there.

See, this is why I wanted to get into this cuz on one hand you're looking at this and you're like, "This is ridiculous."

But this was like a legitimate feat that you accomplished here. I was proud of myself.

Did you get the bag dirty? No, that Oh my gosh. Sure. Gross would have would have killed me.

Okay, more questions. Okay. Um, what type of construction were you doing in the ocean?

I was doing turtle construction. Was doing water. We're moving. Yep. Getting uh, you know.

And is the horse under the water or um, was it a seahorse? What's happening with the cowboy hat?

The the cowboy hat and the the construction vest. Yes. They were at the same There was like one look.

This is one look. Yeah. And then we were like, maybe do one without the other cuz they were clashing with the water.

Oh, you had them on at the same time at one point. Yes. And then Yeah. Okay. So, that actually this is a great This was actually great decision-m cuz that would have been too much,

right? It was It was way too much. It was too much. And then you split it and this is clearly not too much. This is exactly what it's supposed to be.

No, that's that's enjoying the water after after a hard day's work. Sure. On site.

Refreshing dip. Great. What else do we have? Yep. How sweaty. Okay, so this shoot was in South Florida.

It was literally in the Everglades. Yes. So fuzzy. Here we go again with a fuzzy hat. Smaller fuzzy hat

in June. In June. How hot were you in that peacacoat? I was sweating my tail off.

Were you? It was. That was the most uncomfortable part is that I'm sitting here trying to make a serious face for the shot.

Yes. Knowing how bogus I know. Not like knowing how bogus I look and feel. Even though I thought that was pretty cool.

That shot. That's actually You get the old You get the old card. Um but I I was literally sweating bullets the entire time.

Like down your face. You're trying to pretend like you're not like it just wasn't happening.

And that's why you And it got to the point where you're like like trying to like

stinging a little. Yeah. And then I had like Jason would say that that's what your eyebrows are for.

No, I'm more of a These are like a visor for me in the sun. He says the same thing.

Yeah. I can I can block the sun out real fast with these. That's the best. Oh god.

Thank you, Ed Kelsey. All right, that's it for my commentary. No further questions, but I think it's clear that that there's a reason you were featured in GQ in that shoot because clearly you're a professional fighting through the elements like that.

Clear I was willing to do fun silly stuff like that. Um, and have fun with it. You know, La Bro, the one that was designing me and like put me in all that fun stuff and was a part of like making sure that it looked right and looked cool and came out great like that. is that

I just like trusted you and everybody with it. I was just like, "Yeah, whatever you guys got."

You didn't even pull out the the cool one I did in in the ocean. The other ocean one.

Do we know that one? The one where I will say that pack on my feet. Oh, I will say there was there was a moment in going over the rundown where Emma was like, "We're going to bring up the GQ shoot." And I was like, "Let's

have some fun. Be selective. Yeah, that. Well, so this was actually I had How many times did you eat [ __ ]

Believe it or not, I didn't. That is I'm trying to manage my reaction. That is such a Kelsey brother [ __ ] nonsense re that is I'm

It was get up and then I kind of like slowly fell down the guy. So I You don't know how those works. You're you're

Are you controlling it? You're attached to a guy on a jet ski. Okay. And he's through the jet skis like

that's what's giving you engine. That's what's giving you the the water going through. So,

okay. That guy was perfect. Every time it looked like I was about to just like tail off, he would Yeah. ease off the gas a little bit and then that would kind of like ease me back down and I could get my bearings.

Yeah. So, but yeah. No, that was that was a blast. And my quads were burning. Uh, next time I go on the other podcast, you have every right to find the most ridiculous photos of me intern Brandon can find. So, I'm going to give you I'm going to give you No, I

got to get Kai in there. We got to get her down. Me and my Chuck Taylor. Uh, that's the bet they got.

Check. Uh, and that's a wrap on our Uncle Trav Super Bowl special. Thank you, Trav.

Not going to lie, this was so much fun. Was it? Yes. Okay, good. I will say this is one of the one of the very few interviews that I've done that I haven't been super sweaty and nervous that I was going to [ __ ] it up because I just figured like [ __ ] it up for you.

No, I was just like we're just be here, shoot the [ __ ] [ __ ] around with this rundown and make Emma sweat.

You also have like important people coming on here that are actually doing like cool [ __ ] in life. So it's like

and you guys don't I haven't had a job in a month. I don't This is all he's got going on, guys. It's like the first time I have nothing. No, I'm kidding.

Well, thank you so much for taking the time. I You just let me know when I get another chance to come on here. I'm going to go find some.

I won't say that when we're Queen. I can hear you. You heard. We're good. Um, thank you so so much. And um, go Chiefs.

OH, HOW ABOUT THAT? HEARD IT HERE FIRST. YES. They've actually heard it multiple times, but I'm saying it in front of you so that you make sure you hear it. Thank you.

You know, I always say and out of respect, go birds. Thank you. See, and that's on being family. Okay, I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode. And it's another banger real ones. You're getting the first ever NGL Valentine's Day episode with some very special guests. You know the guests, actually, Trav,

who? That one I'm going to be nervous about cuz they're about to share some [ __ ]

This is all edited. Let's not let them get in the driver's seat on that one. So, please send in your Valentine's Day questions for me, NGL with Kylie, and we'll answer some of them in the show. Listen and subscribe to Not Going to Lie wherever you get your podcast. Follow the show on all social media, NGL with Kylie. Not going to lie, is a wave original brought to you by Into It Turboax. Thanks again to the real ones for tuning in.

Don't forget to do your taxes, guys. I love that story cuz is it still clear whether or not you're such a Put it away. I may or may not have been in a pageant.

Oh my [ __ ] god. [ __ ] Did you Irish dance? What was your What was your talent?

Haha. There I don't think I had to have a talent. Did you have a save the world like

and world peace? World peace. Did you just say you won? I won the second year. I got first runner up the first year and I did it twice.

Two-year runner. It keeps getting worse. No way. Oh, [ __ ] Yep. I would never would have guessed that.

You're good. Oh

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Who speaks in "Kylie & Travis on Babysitting All Four Nieces, Best Man Speeches & First Impression Mai Tais | Ep 53"?

Kylie Kelce (Host), Travis Kelsey (Host).

What is "Kylie & Travis on Babysitting All Four Nieces, Best Man Speeches & First Impression Mai Tais | Ep 53" about?

In this lively discussion, Kylie Kelsey and her guest, Uncle T, dive into their experiences as proud family members at the Super Bowl, sharing personal anecdotes about babysitting nieces, memorable best man speeches, and their favorite game day foods. The conversation blends humor and nostalgia, showcasing their close-knit family bonds and enthusiasm for fun, unfiltered storytelling.

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