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The Return of Coach Duggs | College Football 26

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "The Return of Coach Duggs | College Football 26", an episode of Pardon My Take published December 11, 2025 (3 h 2 min, about 25,545 words). It mentions 81 people, works and ideas, including Sugar Bowl, Hank Blutman, Ohio State, defensive coordinator, Indiana.

What this episode is about

Coach Duggs and his team embark on a livestream adventure to win a national championship in college football through a series of interactive gaming sessions. The event includes spinning a wheel to select teams and coordinators, with opportunities for viewers to win prizes, including PlayStation 5 consoles, while engaging in the competitive gameplay over multiple streaming sessions.

Key takeaways

  • Streaming a national title quest: a blend of gaming chaos and audience engagement.
  • Coffee promo adds playfulness: win PS5s, fame, and gaming glory at stellbluecoffee.com.
  • Wheels of fate decide teams: proving randomness is the real MVP of entertainment.
  • Hank's accused of slider wizardry: the eternal struggle between fairness and fun.
  • Manual bracket creation chaos: ingenuity forced by tech's inability to deliver simplicity.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 15:00: Hank Blutman, cheap gloves on Amazon, defensive coordinator, game sliders
  2. – 30:00: College Football 26 Deluxe Edition, defensive coordinator, playoff bundle for Xbox
  3. – 45:00: complimentary football, defensive coordinator, Golden Mug, Hank Blutman
  4. – 1:00:00: Brand Walker, defensive coordinator
  5. – 1:15:00: Sugar Bowl, Eagles, Bobby L., chew clock
  6. – 1:30:00: Sugar Bowl, chat GPT, cold brew, Nebraska
  7. – 1:45:00: cowboy costume, Halloween costume, lobster mac, mac and cheese
  8. – 2:00:00: Mike White, Nebraska, onside kick
  9. – 2:15:00: Ohio State, Central, Eastern, Fiesta Bowl
  10. – 2:30:00: peppermint cookie
  11. – 2:45:00: chew clock, Grover Cleveland, Stevie
  12. – 3:00:00: Hank Blutman, LeBron
  13. – 3:01:46: Central

Notable quotes from "The Return of Coach Duggs | College Football 26"

  • Okay, we're live. Doug, I got my crack staff here. Hank Blutman, Zack, Jerry, defensive corner. So, what we're going to do here, we're going to play Doug's trying to win a national championship. We're going to do it for.
    about Hank Blutman · at
  • Round and we play we'll spin to see who we play in the next or no, it'll be a buy. So, we play Indiana. Then we keep going. What?
    about Indiana · at
  • All right, Ohio State, but we're doing the we're doing the teams on the outside.
    about Ohio State · at
  • So, Jerry's defensive coordinator for the first game. Then we'll rotate.
    about defensive coordinator · at
  • Do we take Texas A&M off? yeah, you can take them off.
    about Texas A&M · at
  • Was a little distracted. I was live betting Wisconsin. I was a little distracted.
    about Wisconsin · at
  • Sometimes you got to play Stella Blue Sugar Bowl.
    about Sugar Bowl · at
  • It's important games. three college football playoff games. Eagles, Commanders, Bears, Packers, Mega Day.
    about Eagles · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

Companies & orgs

  • Ohio State — Company · 4 mentions · first at
  • Indiana — Company · 2 mentions · first at
  • Texas A&M — Company · 2 mentions · first at
  • Wisconsin — Company · 2 mentions · first at
  • Eagles — Company · 2 mentions · first at
  • Nebraska — Company · 2 mentions · first at
  • James Madison — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Team wins, we just keep going. So, we're going to like So, let's say it's James Madison, Oregon. We're James Madison. We beat Oregon. Then, we go to the next round and we play…
  • Stella Blue Coffee — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Hank might be on it. All right, here's the other deal. Stella Blue Coffee. Go buy at stellblue coffee.com right now for the rest of the night and I'm giving away a PS5 to two people and also a fourhour stream with Zach. You.
  • Golden Mug — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Two PS5s I'm giving away. I had two extra from Golden Mug. Give them away.
  • Commanders — Company · 1 mention · first at
    It's important games. three college football playoff games. Eagles, Commanders, Bears, Packers, Mega Day.
  • Packers — Company · 1 mention · first at
    It's important games. three college football playoff games. Eagles, Commanders, Bears, Packers, Mega Day.
  • chat GPT — Company · 1 mention · first at
  • Uber Eats — Company · 1 mention · first at
    It's the same company, but the offers tab on Uber Eats is You convince me, dude. I get Uber Eats groceries.
  • Florida State — Company · 1 mention · first at
  • YouTube TV — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Is that on YouTube TV? It might be.
  • Allstate Sugar Bowl — Company · 1 mention
  • Bears — Company · 1 mention
  • Buccaneers — Company · 1 mention
  • EA — Company · 1 mention
  • LSU — Company · 1 mention
  • Tulane — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

  • kidsiz controller — Product · 1 mention · first at
    It's not a kidsiz controller for Jerry.
  • cheap gloves on Amazon — Product · 1 mention · first at
    I order my son. You know those cheap gloves on Amazon? They fit the winter ones. you also responded to the shoes thing like that's so offensive. Don't say.
  • College Football 26 Deluxe Edition — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • playoff bundle for Xbox — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • ice cream machine — Product · 1 mention · first at
    That's a great half. Is the ice cream machine on those? Yes, sir. Okay.
  • waffle bowls — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Yeah. We've got a We got a waffle bowls as well.
  • cold brew — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Reminder, stellblue coffee.com. Go buy something. Ready to drink cans, cold brew, everything. We're giving away two PS5s and a gaming What are you doing? I didn't see I.
  • ready to drink cans — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Reminder, stellblue coffee.com. Go buy something. Ready to drink cans, cold brew, everything. We're giving away two PS5s and a gaming What are you doing? I didn't see I.
  • Halloween costume — Product · 1 mention · first at
    I one time got a Halloween costume because I accidentally thought I ordered a cowboy.
  • cowboy costume — Product · 1 mention · first at
    I actually just ordered a picture of a cowboy costume.
  • mac and cheese — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Mac and cheese. I'm not going for it.
  • lobster mac — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • sweet potato — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Little bit of blank sweet potato.
  • peppermint cookie — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • CFB26 — Product · 1 mention
  • Filet-O-Fish — Product · 1 mention
  • Madden NFL 26 — Product · 1 mention

Concepts & topics

Places & events

  • Sugar Bowl — Place · 6 mentions · first at
  • Central — Place · 2 mentions · first at
  • Fiesta Bowl — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Fiesta Bowl. Let's go. I Oh, real ones know Fiesta Bowl was the sight of the first Doug's bowl win.
  • Eastern — Place · 1 mention · first at
    6 Eastern. Don't know the other time zones.

Sponsors

Full transcript with timestamps

Nat. Heat up Hey everybody. Yeah. Okay. All right. We're live. or I'm going tweet a video. Okay, we're live. Uh Doug, I got my crack staff here. Hank Blutman, Zack, Jerry, defensive corner. So, what we're going to do here, we're going to play Doug's trying to win a national championship. We're going to do it for two hours tonight. We're going to probably do it again two hours tomorrow.

Go to stellblue coffee.com tonight. Buy anything and you have a chance to win two PS5s and everything else. So, you know what? You win one. I wouldn't give you two, but I'm giving out two and the gift of uh playing video games with Zach.

You could run the game. So, that's three gifts I'm giving out. Three people are winning tonight. Go to sellblue coffee.com, buy anything, and tune in. Doug stream starting now. All right, here's what we're doing. Hello everyone. Good to see everyone.

D, I'm sending you this. All right, memes, pull up the bracket so people can see it on the stream. We're going to spin the wheel. This is how it's going to work. So, we're going to stream tonight. We're going to stream tomorrow as well. And then we're going to stream next week as well. So, we have three streams coming up. We're going to try to win a national title. How it's going to work is tonight I'm going to start in the first round. So, I'm going to spin the wheel. That's going to be my team. Then, we're going to spin the coordinator wheel. It's going to be either Jerry, Zack, or Blutman. I think memes might be on it as well. If the team wins, we just keep going. So, we're going to like So, let's say it's James Madison, Oregon. We're James Madison. We beat Oregon. Then, we go to the next round and we play uh we'll spin to see who we play in the next or no, it'll be a buy. So, we play Indiana. Then we keep

going. What? Keep talking. All right. I think what? Okay. And then we keep going. And uh if we don't win tonight, we're going to try again tomorrow. Tomorrow, we'll start at the buy level. So, we'd only have to win three games. If we don't win, then next week we'll start in the semi-final level to try to win two games. I have very low hopes. I haven't played this game in a long time, but I'm excited to try to try. Oh, what do you got? Hank might have found something.

That's just like one player. Someone said something. Oh, he But Hank might be on it. Hank might be on it.

Hank might be on it. All right, here's the other deal. Stella Blue Coffee. Go buy at stellblue coffee.com right now for the rest of the night and I'm giving away a PS5 to two people and also a fourhour stream with Zach. You get to squad up with him. So one lucky winner is going to win that as well on stellblue coffee.com.

We're going to play on Heisman. It's going to be a [ __ ] show. Shout out to everyone in the chat water conferences. People are already saying I just pulled up the link to to tweet it and people were just like, "Oh, Hank's cheating. Hank's changing the sliders." Good to have you guys back. Good to be back with everyone. Let's play some video games. We're trying to figure out. All right, so if anyone in the chat here, look at the chat and see if anyone knows. So when we when we turn on the game, I was hoping there would just be a bracket that we could play out.

I guess that's not true. you have to just go individual matchups. Is that true? Or is there a

bracket anywhere? Um, is there is there an actual college football bracket anywhere in the game that we can just play?

Trying to see. The chat's not giving me nothing yet. If not, we're just going to do it manually. We're going to spin the wheel. We know the bracket. We're spin the wheel. We'll play the match up.

We're spinning the wheel. All right. No, but nobody's giving me They're not even All right, that's fine.

Maybe we'll figure it out by tomorrow. All right, Ohio State, but we're doing the we're doing the teams on the outside.

You can create a bracket. You can create a bracket. That's what one guy saying.

Hold up. Please help us out. It's not in Spanish. Stop saying it's in Spanish. Who's my first team?

No, no, memes. It can't be any of the buy teams. Yeah. Yeah, we're spinning again.

Go to settings. Game sliders. Oh, Jerry. What? That's He's [ __ ] with you. Go to settings, game sliders.

They're saying I'm cheating with designers. Oh, no. No, no. You You should go to sliders bro.

Oh, man. I'm going to get [ __ ] worked in this game. It's been so long. Listen,

you can't create a bracket. All right, we're going manual. Spin it. Texas A&M. Texas A&M. Yeah.

All right, Aggies. Let's go. So, who they playing? They play Miami. Miami. All right. Uh where how do I play a game?

Coordinator means who's coordinator? I got you. What? Jerry, you're coordinator.

Am I? You be up first, Jerry. All right, no problem. All right, so it's Texas&M's home.

I tried to fix the sliders. No, I got I got lock in. You got to lock in. I got to lock in.

I got a good defense, too. When was last time you played this game? All right. So, it is updated. This game is updated.

Last time we streamed. This game is updated. So, that's good. No, we can't. We can't afford to get burned. Sometimes you got to send the boys.

Maybe I'll sick rusher, Jerry. Do they? We should pre-record one of these one day.

I know, right? It would be so funny. No. What the hell? If they if they got it right one time,

then like we were like fake reading the chat. I mean, it wouldn't be hard. It's like, you guys suck. Suck sliders.

Bring I don't even have the remote. How am I going to bring the sliders? All right. Edit uniforms. What do we like? I hate these [ __ ] maroons.

Really? Yeah. Is it the same black jersey? No. White jersey. Black. Black. Black's fire.

Yep. I love black. That's powerful. White cleats. What are you going to put them in? Helmet.

White helmet or black helmet. BLACK HELMET. WOW. YEAH, THAT'S FIRE. [ __ ] OKAY, that looks good. Uh

I wish he was here could do the you could do the cheerleader part. Team settings. Is there anything I need in team settings or no?

He was a cheerleader. You got 30 jersey. I mean the playbook. I'm screwed. Do we have our old playbook in here?

No. Miami is not wearing like dark green. There's no way they're wearing dark green on the road.

All right. This is a Nike. What time is this game in real life? Early. It's early.

Yeah. All right. Noon. You could type in the event type. See what the event type is. Maybe.

What's that? It's a ball. Is it a bowl? Is it a bowl? No, it's a home game. Event type, though. Exhibition. Maybe you quit a bowl.

No, not natural. No, we can play. Oh, we have bowls. So, we can play the bowls. We can play No, it's not a bowl. It's a home game.

Oh, right. It's the first round. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. The next game will be a bowl game. We'll

do both. Gotcha. All right. Here we go. It's big. This is big. At least win the first game.

This is big. What if we just win? Yeah. What if we just go all the way through? If we go all the way through and with the national title on the first try, then I will start then I'll do uh we'll do cash.

Do they have real last names in there? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Okay. Look at that dog.

All right. I got to read out that I'm texting. It's not a kidsiz controller for Jerry. It's a normal size controller.

Yeah. Don't say that. What? What's wrong? I'm saying it's a kids size. You want to hear something sad? I ordered my son.

Yeah. Come on. You ordered your son's shoes and they fit. No. No. They fit you.

I order my son. You know those cheap gloves on Amazon? They fit the winter ones. You know,

you also responded to the shoes thing like that's so offensive. Don't say shoes.

Well, he's four. He's four. Shoes are small. So, our hands Yeah, but they stretch. Those Those are the ones that stretch. They so fit.

Oh, we're kicking off. Go ahead. All right. You want to kick? No, you kick. You kick.

All right. Here's the thing, too. I'll just say this right now. If we're getting boat raced, I'm I'll I'll absolutely bail.

That's on me. I didn't I didn't know they had the sl the thing. That's not that bad.

Get him, Jerry. Get him. I went for the strip. You seen that? So, Jerry's defensive coordinator for the first game. Then we'll rotate.

Walk in here, man. How's their offense? Good. High power. High power. You got to look out for number 10.

Who's 10? They call him baby Jesus. Can we put on the uh Who's the quarterback? They got a good quarterback.

He good. We ain't running. We ain't running coverage right now. We ain't blitzing.

Come on, Jer. Does he have legs? Quarterback? No, you can heat him up. Oh, look at that stadium pulse all up in his face. Come on, Jer. Come on, Jerry.

Oh no, this is going to be a long Oh my god, Jerry. [ __ ] But that's that was like the easiest run play of all time. I didn't even have a guy.

I don't have the offense to keep up with that. That was one play, dude. Dude, I my I was controlling the guy in the opposite line. That's not my fault. It's computer fault.

Memes and uh Shane, you guys play this game right? We're going to need your help. We're going to need your help. All right. That's all right.

You got to press LB when you're LB is a cheat code on offense. Press LB. All right. I brought my headphones.

But I was with the defensive field. No, I was saying press LB. That's a pitch it. I wanted you to just pitch it.

Oh my god. No, messes. I want actual advice. Let's run the rock. All right. Yeah, let's run the rock. Let's run the rock.

That's so bad. Are there any new like controls I need to know? No, it's it's pretty much all the same.

All right, here we go. I actually think I'm gonna I'm not running the rock. I'm going to say that right now. I'm gonna [ __ ] air it. Oh, catch that.

None of our plays are in here, right? We got a HB angle. HB angle. Yeah, HB angle is a guaranteed interception.

Yeah. Nope. Beauty D. First down. Let's go. We're rolling. Those guys fast as [ __ ]

Look at that. Oh, I might be good. I might be good, boys. This is uh I might still be good at this game. What do we think?

That was good start. Good start. The quarterback is fast. Really fast. I'm going to start running a little. Oh. Oh. Oh. Get outside there, dude. What are we doing? What? What? What play should I run?

They all look so good when the ball's in your hands. That's facts. Shark wheel.

Oh, wow. Oh, I'm not setting up though correctly for it. Oh, no. I hate this play. I hate this play. No. [ __ ]

I got to use sharp wheel to get out of this. Okay, this is going to get me out of this. Don't worry. Time to throw. We just need time to throw.

Oh, catch that. What memes? They're calling Jerry Jerome more. Do I punt this? Do you want me to punt it?

Do you want me to punt it? I don't think so. It's third and fourth and 19, dude. We got to punt it. We got to see if our defense can get one stop.

That was bad. I took a bad sack. Crazy. I mean, what are you doing? That was a bad sack by me, but I I I

you guys I need I need I need my guys to speak up. Want to run? It's a learning process for us all.

Are we Are we completely abandoning the run? No. Did that work? No, I don't think so.

Those legs. I don't think we should abandon the run, but I think we need just I need more I need more in the

All right. Hey, not a touchdown. Not a touchdown. We need more in the room in terms of discussion and everything.

This is where This is where you blitz them. This This is where you blitz them. [ __ ] I thought they were That's how many I thought they were uh thought they were going to run.

They just get a first down. Yeah. I'm I I need to get I need to get my playbook back. I don't even remember what plays I used to run. I dare you. I dare you.

Careful, Jared. Oh. Oh. Oh, Jesus. I got to hit him, dude. It's not me. It's not me. I should let the computer take it over. That was a good blitz. How do you think we man up with these guys? Good.

Oh no. Jerry, sorry, T. Listen. The best they're going to get is a field goal. Where's four verts? Where's the Where's the trick plays? Where's the Where's the cheap plays?

Why are they Why are they Where's the spam plays? I need memes and Shane aren't talking enough. They play this game.

Zack Zach said he got some plays for you. Oh, Zack, you played this game. Yeah, Zach said Zack said he got some plays with you.

What' you say? Memes. Zach's got the plays. Start talking. Whoa. Yeah, Zach had plays this entire time. Put that up.

Zack, you play this game. I'm I I do play this game, but there's there's guys in the room that will play this game to a different level than me.

What? Do you play this game a lot? Good game, though. Yeah, you were the one who plays this game.

Last time I played this. [ __ ] Maybe overload. One of my favorite plays. Yes. Exotica. And then I play one-on-one.

Oh no. Then I play one-on-one. Oh no. We a I mean they're just dicing us, dude.

Got the defense. What are my run plays? We got We got They don't run the ball. Get them. Let's go. Let's go, Jerry. Let's go.

Bend don't break. Bend don't break. Bend don't break. That's really going to make a difference in this shot.

I think it might because they Jerry Jerry Here's the thing about Jerry as defensive coordinator. He sucks, but he'll every now and then come up with a pick.

Middle. Get me in the middle. Oh, he got what? That's all right. That's right. Nothing underneath.

That doesn't All right. Huge. Well, nothing touch. Third and goal. Let's go. Third and goal.

There's no way you're I'm going to say right now, too. I'm never punting again. There's no way you're GETTING THIS.

OH, YES. I'm never punting again. Now we go get Now we go get Now we go get seven and

and we have ball at half. Ben, don't break. That was Tomlin. Yeah, Ben don't break.

Miss Jerry, that's what we do. Jerry, what do we want to start with? You take out that one play.

Yeah, that's it. I don't like how we're just running everything out of shotgun. Get under center, dude. No. What am I doing wrong?

My quick pass. Okay. Yep. Who's my quick pass? Well, slants. I don't read slants. Well, I'm going to say it right now. I don't I usually these usually end up interceptions.

Got it. That could be that. What's the flag though? You got to be kidding me. No.

Yo, you piece of [ __ ] Cut him. There wasn't even enough time to hold. I know. What? That's crazy.

The [ __ ] All right, we got to go back to the quick pass. Here's my Here's So, you've never played d You've never played the game with me. Uh, Zach, here's my problem.

I have trouble processing and I have trouble uh getting off one read. Right. You I need to know where I'm throwing it before the the play.

Yeah. I can't get to my second read ever. Like, that was the first read. Okay. First read team.

Let's get it back. We'll get it back. We'll get it back. You're gonna get it back.

We'll get it back. You're gonna get it back. I want this ball back. I said what I did and then I did it.

That was an incredible self. Shot. [ __ ] man. Oh, man. That was so bad. Jerry's playing his balls off right now.

Whatever play I just ran was the best play of all time. All right. Where am I starting this? All right, gear up for playoff glory with 50% off college football 26 Deluxe Edition for Xbox at www.ea.com/cfb26. Play for postseason glory in both CFB26 and Madden NFL26 with 40% off playoff bundle for Xbox at www.a.com/pob26. Let's go. We're bringing back coach Doug's back in the leadup to the playoffs and they're going to play through all the matchups trying to win a national title. JERRY,

this field goal kicker sucks. You might be really good. I'm crap right now. You might be really good.

Want to get a little read off game here. Yeah, I don't think we're at that level yet.

Okay, fair. You're right. What about What if we hit him with the jet sweep? What if we hit him with the jet sweep? Do I have to do anything on this? I'm running into the short side. God damn. R2.

Can I They won't expect it. Okay. Oh, we're going to spam jet sweep. We're spamming jet sweep, boys.

We're spamming it. We're going to jet sweep them to death. Oh, no. There's nothing

where if I find one play that works one time, I'm like, it's over. We got it. Screen.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Where Where are we find the screens? There you go. All right. These are bubbles. No. HB. H. HB. HB.

H. I like this. Get some pressure off me. Oh, I threw it. [ __ ] Deep, right? Got to go deep.

Oh, you like red zone scissors. Scissors. Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Right there.

I I like this play. I think it was O. I think it was O. I think what? I think it was O.

No way. Did I like this play? You love that play. I like this play. You got to wait for it to develop, though.

All right. All right. Shut up. Don't be that guy. It was the first. Do I go for this or no? I think I got a punt. You Whatever you think.

They missed two fields. We just got to get this offense thing figured out. And once we do, we're off and running.

If you hit R1 there, it's probably game. Shut up. I know you don't want to hear it, but keep that play in the back in your back pocket.

All right. All right. All right. All right. R1 might be open. I don't know what a button is. R1.

That's a problem. We got to figure that 10 play. Thank you for the 10 bucks, though.

Oh, pick that J. Oh, Jerry. How do you catch that? That was good. DJ, Jerry, that

that's baby Jesus. A lot of time. Sometimes you just got to tip your cat. He had a lot of time to throw.

Sometimes you got to take your catch. Good play. Bad result. We're a process guy. We're process guys. Not Oh, yeah. J,

you don't come over the middle on Jerry. You don't come over the middle on Jerry.

Come on now. Have some. Oh, Jerry, dude. Just take out that first play. Jerry's dominating this team. Stadium.

Oh no, it's too soon. No, this is where Jerry How was nobody there though? Yeah, you are a Bendo break guy.

This is where he thrives. You're bendy. Who's my best edge rusher? I thought you fumbled fumbled that too.

It looked like you fumbled got to be a hole, right? Imagine if they don't if that hole doesn't get caught on totally different game.

Totally different game. All right. All right. Stadium. Yep. What What plays are going to work for you?

Jet sweep. Yes. I don't want to put pressure. Zack, you got to be a man about We're going to step somewhere. We're going to be as A TEAM.

OH, NO. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. You're you're you're you're good defense. I got to score. guy was.

We got no chance if I don't score. Jerry, is that you're not doing anything wrong?

No, I know. My guy was right there. How do I like plays so I can go back to him?

Great. Great question. How double double box maybe? Yeah. Is it double box? No, it can't be.

Meme. Shane, do you know how to like a play? Double tap the button. Double tap what button? If it's

if it's X, if the play's X, you don't have it. All right, we got to build a playbook.

I'm going to go I'm gonna go. Stop calling him drone more. Yeah, okay. The chat saying double double so fast. Oh, that was sharp. Didn't work. I don't know.

I'm I'm thinking about giving up with text. No, that was a bad pass. Wait, there's only two minutes.

Yeah, we got prime double up ball up. That's facts. Where am I going here? You can't get outside.

Oh, that's nasty. Time out. That might be the offense. That might be the offense. You might be right.

It might be a lot of that. It might be a lot of that. That's a good call. Big two low offense. That's not nice.

Get out of bounds. All right. Give me a shot play. I need a shot play. Hey, thanks for the 10 bucks. The Patriots losing first game play, boys.

No, they're not. I did. I done Shark Wheel twice. Scissors. I don't like that to the side of the field.

No, I'm going that way. THERE. OH, GET UP. WAY TO GET OUT OF BOUNDS THERE. A little offense going, boys. Got a little offense going. Just trying to put it together

any way we can. Block. Block, man. No, I don't want a timeout. It's going to go fast. The book's going to go fast.

I don't know what I'm doing, boys. Triangle. No, I didn't hit triangle. That's not a first down though.

What do I do? I mean, I don't know how to take a shot. This is a This is tough.

Shark wheel. Triangle though. That's my first read. Great first read. Let's go.

Let's go, BOYS. WE GOT A LITTLE OFFENSE. Oh yeah. [ __ ] I forgot. Oh, there we go. Oh. Oh. Oh,

he might be good at this game now. Was it Jerry? Jerry, you cannot give up. No.

Libby prevent. Reminder, go to stellblue coffee.com. I'm giving away two PS5s and someone is getting to play video games with Zach. Here we go.

Come on, Jared. Can't give up points. All right, prevent. Right. Great. Be a great time.

Great time. You might become best friends. Could you guys spot up the game? They could be social friendship. Who's the furthest? What's the furthest a person's been?

Like several states by yourself? Wait, you're No. No. No. Internationally. That would be like language barrier.

That was a crazy time. Was that bad? Was that bad? Yes. Really? That was a really bad time. That was such a bad timeout. Jerry,

I like we get halftime right now. What did you do? Called timeout. Why did you think that I I don't have the ability to score that?

I thought I thought I was getting greedy for a minute. You I got to pick six now.

Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my. Stut up. Come on. Stop. Dude, I feel good about this offense now.

Does anyone else kind of humming right now? I'm a little worried. Kind of humming. What's going on here? This

No, he's got this. Dividing drive. Jerry's got this. No. Oh my god. Did he get it? Did he get it?

Challenge. Yes. Jerry. Jerry. They were trying to go to Ryan. You've got to be smarter than that. You got to play situational complimentary football.

Ethical. We have complimentary football. We don't have an offense. He can miss it again.

Miss. Miss it again. Just miss it again. Laced hit. I mean, I mean, that was just crazy. Absolute disaster.

We were looking at a tie game and you got greedy. What part of this was greedy? What What part of this has you have you thought I could go down the field and score in 20 seconds?

It was le It was less than that. 17. Yeah, 17 seconds. But you didn't even have another

Don Moore. I thought I I thought I I didn't draw more. Don't abandon the run game when you run. Don't hold down right trigger until you hit your gap.

Okay. Let your line develop their blocks. If you sprint into a gap, the defender is more likely to shut the block.

That's only Yeah, that Thanks for the Thanks for the donation. None of that's going to No, that made sense. Watch. I'm going to do exactly what he said right now.

Trigger the gap. You ready? You ready? I'm going to do it right now. What that guy said, this is going to be a sixyd run.

Okay. No. When did they get a field? Yeah. Jerry called a timeout like a [ __ ] [ __ ]

They got a [ __ ] too. Whose fault was that? That was I let up I let up 10 real points.

THERE WE GO. THAT was Shout out that guy. I hit I hit it at the right time. Yeah,

he was right. Where did you come up with the first play? I wasn't warm. I came in cold. All right.

People are saying you have Miami minus seven and a half, Jerry. That's what they said.

We got We got to fix that. We're going to score this drive. I'm not worried about

cuz I ain't giving up no more points rest of the game. I know. Zero. Zero. Trust me.

I don't know if I score 17 points. We got beat. We got We got to throw here. Yeah, I know. What are we going to throw?

Go medium pass. Just watch. Watch. Then go double moves. Double moves. Okay. And wait. Nope. One more over. My bad. Drive. Yeah. And then hit square.

I like it this way. Okay. Is that okay? Yeah, definitely. Maybe go. What do you How you feel about how you feel? Maybe X or or R or R1 or

Oh, we got to go. Go. Gota go. What play is this? Same. Oh no. Wait. Yeah. I hate this.

You want time out? You want time out? Just make play. No. Whatever memes. Nope. I got it.

Watch this. Watch this, boys. This is going to R1 for sure. Go. He's gone. Yes. I'm

talking ABOUT GET MYSELF OUT OF A JAM. NO TIMEOUT mean out of a jam. No timeout means is 0 for two on timeout recommendations.

Did he recommend Jerry to call that timeout? No. Oh no. No. If he would have called timeout that other time, Jerry wouldn't have even called that other timeout. So [ __ ] you, Blutman.

Oh, that's true. What? He called the first time out. Jordan had a timeout. No. Nice. NICE.

OH, YES. RUBEN BANE. HE'S THEIR BEST PLAYER. LET'S GO. We don't root for injuries.

And And in And here we root for injuries. And here we definitely root for injuries.

Virtual injuries. Different. Way different. Virtual injuries. Way different%. Cuz he can't feel the pain.

Yes. Got him. Got him. Bang. We're moving. I think I found my play. The only problem is dude, is the computer adaptive?

They're going to know I keep running. Say [ __ ] Okay. So, I'm running. I ran the same play four times in a row.

No, but they won't expect it. Statistically, no way this guy used five. Good throw.

Where's uh where's angle? Where's Where's HB angle? Good pass. Is it? No, I don't think so. Is it medium?

Yeah. There. Is that it? Curls. Yeah, that looks good. All right. This is either an interception or a touchdown, boys. It's all prey.

That's fine. It's all prey. It's going to be an interception. Really good stop.

[ __ ] You knew it wasn't there, too. You knew it wasn't there. I have to let him go further.

You knew it wasn't there. No, that they they had two guys sitting on that route.

No, he keeps going. I get him when he Oh, god damn it. You knew that. I know myself well. I know myself well. Touchdown interception. No in between. Oh, man. It's frustrating as [ __ ] Whoa. Auto flip. I'm having fun with the boys playing again. Shout out to chat.

Big stupid pick guy. That's Don't say that. I am though. I am. I'm a big stupid pick guy. What are you gonna do? Big stupid pick guy.

That's a fact. I get 10 bucks to say cats on offense. Thank you. Thank you, Sergio.

Oh, no. Man, get up to the ball, bro. It would feel so different. This is a 14-second game.

I'm just gonna say that not not trying to go past not going in past here, but you guys all agree because we'd be in in range of running clock and going for two.

I I still can't fathom why Jerry thought that. Get him. Nice. You're getting good at this, dude.

Like, you're playing well decision. Well, that's also that's why I love having Jerry as my defensive coordinator. He's going he's going to be crazy.

Yeah, he's going to go crazy. Sometimes the crazy works. Get him. Oh no. Oh no.

I like how the DM is so deeply covered. Thank what you go user 17. You went user.

I mean he just [ __ ] guy was like Megatron bro. You hit the user button and then fell on the ground.

Try to strafe back like this to jump up. You got to go for the pick. You got you got to you got to see that.

Oh my god. There you go. Great D, J. Great D. What keeps happening? Why do you keep doing auto flip?

How do you flip a play? Auto flip. I got to get boys. I got to get computer. Okay, get underneath.

I think I would rather be in if we're being honest. I think I I think I got to go and I got to go. I'm

Why is it that one? I think the plan is cuz we're running out of time in this game. We're going to go deep shots only. If you throw a pick, we're going to stop shot. We're going to go back to the wheel. We're going to go back to the wheel. We're going to try to score a quick touchdown and then we're going to concede.

So deep balls are concession. Deep balls are concession. We're going to try to hit a deep ball and if we don't, we're going to concede and go back to the wheel and start over with someone else.

Hypothetically, if the wheel lands on A, then we Yes. I think we shouldn't play with the same team twice unless Yeah. Yeah. People want to see us play with different teams.

Yeah, we got on me. This game's on me. I feel Yeah. miss. No, no, no. We also, it's a win-win with Oregon because either we win or we lose and then we can send the screenshot to PFT and be like, "We did it for you."

What happens if we get two lane and Jesus? I was. All right, call out who's open.

Everyone be on their All right, everyone pick a guy. Everyone pick a guy. I got square.

I'm going to look at circle. I got triangle. All right. Yell it. X. X. Means. Means.

Oh, we might have hacked it. WE MIGHT HAVE HACKED IT. My guy wasn't open for the I was looking.

Oh, man. All right, everyone keep your guy. Circle. Watch the blitz. I say triangle is going to be open here. No.

Throw it. All right, we're starting over. Reset. Spin the wheel. We got a new team.

[ __ ] Shane. [ __ ] Texas&M. How do I get out of this? Start. Start. Shane [ __ ]

Take a break from the wheel. All right, wheel time. Uh, good try, boys. We're going to go. Hey, listen. We had The first one was always going to be bad. We haven't played this game in forever. It's going to be bad. Now, we're going to work it out and we're going to figure it out. All right. What do we got?

Uh, do we take Texas A&M off? Uh, yeah, you can take them off. Are you sure? Yeah.

All right. We go again. Go to stellblue.com. Two PS5s I'm giving away. I had two extra from Golden Mug. Give them away.

Miss. All right. Oh, huge. Miss is huge. All right. This is Do we want to stay with you, Jerry? Jerry,

you got to give it up. What do you mean? I can't play D. All right, Zack, you get in here.

Zack. Zack. Zack. Can't play D. Zack, I don't understand if you know how important this is.

What do you mean, [ __ ] I just want you to know how important it is for you to deliver right now.

It's going to be very important. Yeah, we got We should have been talking to Zach. You're the video game guy.

You're right. You're right. Yeah. Now we It was just Sean was tough. You forced them to miss.

That was big. Yeah, timeout was really Timeout broke me. Yeah, timeout broke. Timeout. Listen,

it killed all the momentum. We had you scored before the half. We were going to We were going to be cruising and you you just killed all our momentum into the decision.

Oh, I wanted to pick No, you were trying to get the ball back for him. Yeah. Yeah, I wanted Well, I wanted a ball back. Yeah.

All right, let's pick six. Yeah. Let's talk uniforms, boys. I think we got to go baby blues, right?

Baby blue nice. Baby blue nice. I don't think we can go. No pants. Maybe I don't like blue jersey. All right, we go powder blue, white. Good contrasting colors. [ __ ]

Yeah, those look good, right? We like it. Looks strong, looks powerful, so we can win.

Okay. What time is this game at? 3:30. Uh the the afternoon. Yeah, this is their team. The coach left there.

All right, let's go, Zack. Let's do all we can do. Second try. Old Miss. This is I think more pressure for you, Big Cat. Zack Zach's going to hold his.

Oh, there's definitely a world I don't hold mine. Let's not We got to be Let's be transparent with each other. We got to eat our lock here.

I have I have the utmost like faith in you. I appreciate that. My expectation is skyhigh.

That's you should. Yes. Yeah. That's There we go. Love that. Love that. Love that.

Skyhigh expectations are really high expectations, but we're here to We're here to do the best we can.

It's too late. What's up? It's too late. That is true. It's DM. We got to [ __ ] them up. What if we just [ __ ] them up one time just once? What we just do right here?

We're getting the ball first. would be here. At this game virtually at this text for sure at this roll wave. Switch LSU. They're not in the uh they're not in the playoffs. Zack Fangio, Zack Taylor. 1998 called They Want Their Bad Fad Back. That's mean.

You I I think this is the best you've ever looked. Max said it's the best I've ever looked.

You look good. You look like a like Neymar kind of. Yeah. Yeah. Neymar's huge. Look like a soccer player.

Yeah. All right. I'm not happy about it. Too handsome. You should look too handsome.

All right. Let's go. better. Should I run with Chamblas or No. Oh, yeah. Like the highlights of

it. I think that Oh, I like We got some power running here. Oh, he's not under center.

Zach, someone said to remind you a million people will watch this. YES. LET'S GO,

CREEP. Oh [ __ ] Let's go. Yeah, running back's really good. This is awesome. Is this the Old Miss playbook, too?

Yeah. All right. I just This has This has all your asking for help. No, this has all your plays from last

I swear to God I did. I don't know if he'll reply. Him and his staff. What are all my plays?

The the cheat ones. Where? Where do you want to do the cheat ones already? No, you're right. It's too early to do cheat plays.

But this playbook has them all. We'll need them though. But Lane only uses cheat plays.

Don't say that. He might be watching now. He's got other plays, too. I only have one option on this play. That was bad, too.

All right. That was a great start and it's not looking great right now. This is Shark Wheel, though, so I'm going to feel good about this. Yep.

All right. All right. I feel good about this. If you go to formation gun, that'll you could find some more in there, too.

Formation gun. Nope. You're on it. Yep. Uh I'm going to run here. But yes, I like that spot. Oh,

he's loved it. [ __ ] I gotta hit that hole better. That's bad by me. That's bad.

No. Oh, he caught it. That looked like a [ __ ] pick all the way. Yep. Yes. That's a [ __ ] great drive, boys.

I feel good about this team together. Lot of pressure. That was great. No. A lot of pressure on you because I I figured out the offense.

I figured out the offense. So, you better work on the defense. We don't figure out the defense right here, but we're here to figure it out.

Zach, see this college football uh this college basketball game? Like how big the arena is. I was trying so hard to figure out which team was which.

The amount of people in this arena, Zach, watching this college basketball game are watching the stream.

No, we're just a couple dudes playing the game together. We're in the studio. We're hanging out and playing the game.

It's a lot of people watching. We're just playing the game. Nate. Oh, Nate shot. Shout out Nate shot.

Nate's with the kids. He's probably having a good time with No, no. His kids are hanging.

Maybe they're watching a movie. They're just chilling. You know, this is the movie they're watching. A shot's watching. Lane Kein's watching.

Lane Kein could be watching. That one's That one's real. No. That's good defense, though. That was good. Where you were,

you had guys in the right places. We got guys. We don't know where they're at. Love that play for you. Yep. Yep. You got guys in the right places.

Oh, no. We're fine. We're fine. We're okay. We're okay. All right. In the offensive playbook, gunwide stack is where you're going to find that uh really good play.

What names you say? Gunwide. Gunwide stack. Gunwide stack. No, nice hit. Oh, that's got the sideline fired up. Let's go, Zack. You're What's wrong? Why Why

do you mean we're in it? No, we're in it. We're in it. We're in it. We're like upset with that play.

No, we're in it. We're in it. This team's [ __ ] screaming. Bad first, guys. That's a bad first.

Let's go. Zack Ben think about sending the boys one time. Do whatever you do. Whatever.

Don't ask me. You're the DC. We're a huge team right now. You're the defensive coordinator. We're going to send them and I don't think

you got to go off your vibe. We want to send him. We shouldn't send him. This is a bad idea.

No. Stop. We shouldn't have sent the guys. Send him. What? Oh, you you sent the guy too late.

Sent him way too late. You sent that guy way too late. Send him worse. Couldn't have sent him worse.

He was just standing there flatfooted. If we're going to send the guys, we got to send the guys. Okay. Blade.

If we're going to send the guys, we got to send the guys. We got to send the guys.

We have sent them. We have sent them. We can't be have we can't be half sended.

No. But what if we fool? What if we send him right now? Yeah, that's great. That's okay.

Bend no break. We're going to get a hold of the call here. We're bent right now, Mash. We We're not going to break. Very bent.

That boy. That boy bent. Go get him. Stand up. Stand up on your head. On your head, ZACK. IT'S IN THE HOUSE. Send the house. Send them on your head.

Be a dog, Zack. Be a dog. Be a dog, Zach. Be a [ __ ] dog. Blaze. NICE. OH, YES.

OH, THEY MIGHT GO FOR THIS. NO, they No. [ __ ] that. That's good. They're [ __ ]

They're little trying to compete. Nice job, Z. They might miss. They're three here. They're going to get three here. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YES. WE'LL TAKE THAT. WE'LL TAKE THAT NOW. But there's a problem. We have a problem.

We have an issue. What is big issue? Big issue. Now we have a problem issue. We have a big issue.

You're right. This is a big issue. This is an issue. Big issue. No, we just should we just call it 7 to2 here. That way we're already prepared for like

This is a big issue. Do we have a power? We can't get the ball over. Glit. Oh, what?

What just happened? I don't know how I got the ball here. We'll take it. Love it.

We'll take it. Oh, I put on automatic uh touchbacks on miss field goals. Oh, yeah. And the sliders. The sliders.

Sliders. How that just happened? I All right. That was bad. That was a bad two plays.

How you think about the short pass? Turn fumbles off. I need to get I need to get back into something.

What did Big or meme say to do? Fumbles are off. Unless it's on their team. For their team, fumbles are on.

I'm going to try to give myself some options here. Beautiful. Here we go. That's so beautiful. That's so beautiful. What I just did. What I just did is so [ __ ] beautiful.

You don't even understand what I just did. Zack, that was such a good bend. break.

We were very bent, but thank you. I don't like these plays. What are these plays?

That's lane issue for sure. Talent was listening. Yeah, we got to get better plays.

We got to get better plays. I'm going back to what the coach suggestion is. We're going to run the coach suggestion for a minute.

Oh, good quarter. Good quarter. Great quarter guys. Great quarter. Great quarter.

Let's win this for Brand Walker. Be walk. What play that? That that RP. You can't run that though.

No, I can't run that. What are you crazy? Never mind. I don't like this. I'm getting in third and longs and then I'm getting into the

Okay, go back to the way we think. Yeah, we're going back. Let's go. Oh, that's just love this.

YEAH. OH, WHOA. He pushed me. I like the [ __ ] where levels. That's what I need. Levels.

Double tap. Maybe we get into favor a little bit. Yeah, we should. We should definitely favor.

Yeah. Dot. I'm feeling good right now, boys. All right. I'm feeling good. I like these levels. I like levels. I like levels. There's levels to this [ __ ] Just breathing the ball. Just moving the ball.

Just moving the ball. Let's get into a run. Let's just [ __ ] mash it. Goal line. Oh, they went cool, too.

Oh, where's it? Nobody's blocking this guy. What are you doing, dude? YOU'RE [ __ ] WALKING BY HIM.

HE JUST DISCONNECTED. He was sitting right there. Controller died definitely. What was that? Just whiffed on his block.

You persevere first. Yep. Nice. Okay. Okay, this is where I struggle scoring because I it gets squeezed and I'm really bad. But I like that. Oh,

don't be afraid to just run the rock up the middle. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Let's just get in goal line.

Let's just get in goal line. Let's just pound the rock. Yeah. Power. Power. Power. This is going to be a touchdown right in their [ __ ] face.

See you. See you. All right, Zach. See you, Zack. You cannot. You cannot. We're losing what we do.

No. Oh [ __ ] Lane's guys said as many backwards laterals as possible. [ __ ] All right, Zach. a two touchdown lead against two lane at home.

Yes. Yeah. That's where that's currently where where we're sitting on. We're in a good spot.

You understand the importance of the responsibility that you have. Just going to do what I can for the team.

That did work. Oh. Oh, that's good. That's good. Get him. That did work. Good field position.

Dude, I'm liking how we're vibing right now with going to work. I think we got guys. Let's get a pad.

I need this team is screen merchants. That's all they do. Yeah. Damn. Good [ __ ]

We shouldn't send them. Tigers, we can get aggressive. We can get aggressive. Nice.

You think we can get away with sending them one more time? Yeah, they're just going to screen again.

Okay, we'll send them. The stadium pull's buzzing. The sip is going crazy. Press the corners.

Do it. get. I mean, just heartbreaking stuff there, guys. Do we get ball first?

Yeah. If you're going to blitz, you got to press up. We just send him again. But [ __ ] blitz with your balls, dude. You're blitzing like a like a [ __ ]

We're half blitching. Are we half blitching? You're half blitzing. Let's full blitz them.

Get them quick. I know. Yeah. Same team. Same team. Nice. Nice. Oh, Zach, we're going to need to press these. Press uh the secondary. You can't hear me

on the blitz, too. I think every time you're playing the guy dropped it. He dropped it. You're correct. We're just trying

just because it's to lane. All right. Hey M Zach, that was good though. Great. Excellent job, Zack.

Great job. Big drive. Big drive. You guys are crushing it. We're not doing anything. We got 21 right here.

Well, I'm due for a bet. Don't Every time you say that, you throw a I didn't realize where we were on the field. This is a bad

I thought we should start at the 20. Good check. Now, let's get it together. No, it was a good check because I didn't I didn't The play I was running was a play action that I'd never run in my own end zone. That was a bad idea.

Something new, you know, sometime. Oh, that hit helmet. That punt isn't isn't the worst. What if we just run?

We just got one first down way in the half. Yeah, I know. We got one first down.

That was really bad offense by me. I just want to say that. Really bad offense by me. Like I just wasn't my head wasn't in the game. I wasn't ready for it.

Nice. That's a great time to get reps. But that wasn't good offense. I gota time and situation. You got to just run the ball and take going to half.

Like what are we doing? That was I Jerry it. I Jiron Mort. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. So we're getting stiff arm. I mean this is on me. No, it's on me. It's not on It's not It's definitely not on

It's on me. You It's not It's on me, but it's also on you, Blutman. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Cuz you got to know time and situations. You feel like, "Hey, listen. We got a minute left. We're in our own end zone. Run the ball three times. Let's go to half."

So, it's also on you not to point fingers, but you got to make some tackles. You're you're quality control.

Hold down square back on this one. Half. I did say one first down. Let's take him in a half.

All right. You're right. You got to be more assertive. I should have listened to my head wasn't in the game.

You're quality control. We're We're thinking the same thing. I do dumb things. And I have to admit, I was live betting something, so that was part of

that. That's fair, too. I was a little distracted. Was a little distracted. I was live betting Wisconsin. I was a little distracted.

What odds? I was taking plus five and a half, I think. Topping up top. There you go.

Don't break. Nice, Zach. That's great, Zack. That's great ball. That's great ball, Zack.

No, we're getting tor by two right now. No, we're not. You got We got to be completely

Oh my god. Oh, dropped it. Dropped it. Dropped it. One play. Let's go, Zack. One play.

One play to bail me out. Oh, they're kicking. Oh, no, they're not. [ __ ] Saw the kicker.

Good thing. Oh, that's a hold. Hold. Hold. Hold. No. Offense. It's on the offense.

No. No. How do you decline? It's offense. Yeah. Decline that, right? I I think we decline.

Yeah, we can decline. Decline that. Decline that. Decline that. There you go. field goal.

Soft to kick from the spot. Yeah. Are they all the way to the right? Yeah. He might miss this.

He's a little bit more left though. We'll see. I'm a glitch. It's a glitch. One shot.

One shot. No. No. No. Half. Got to go with the half. I get fired for this if it goes wrong.

That's true. You do. This is all on you. Uh glitch. Run first. And why do they always give it to you at the 20?

Yeah, I don't know. Off of missfield. Oh, one more shot. One more shot. One more shot. One more shot.

That went so well that I feel like you have to do it once more. Sh we or is this all the way?

Oh, it's okay. It's fine. Let him run. It's kind of fine. Let him run. Let him run. Let him run. That's playing with him.

All right. Here we go. 140 and half, boys. That's a great half. Great half. That's a great half. Is the ice cream machine on

those? Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah. We've got a We got a waffle bowls as well. Check that out.

That's crazy bowls. I like that. Hey, break a piece of waffle ice cream. That's all they got, Zach. All they can do is scream.

Yep. But they screen. They screen so so well. No, you got this, Zach. Come on, Badgers. Hit that wide open. All right, here we go. Zach, let's get us to the second round. Who do we play in the second round?

Georgia. Where? Uh, all state sugar bowl. Oh, man. Sometimes you got to play Stella Blue Sugar Bowl.

Blue Sugar Bowl. Oh, no. Yes. Come on, Zach. Uh, we got I think we got to get if we get a stop here, I think we got to get into a run clock situation.

Yeah, right. I'm pl. So that's R3 and then you chew clock. Just start chewing them.

Oh no. It's okay. That's okay. That's an easy first. You just walk me down boys.

No, it's okay. You just You just said that's okay. You literally just said that's okay. I didn't mean it.

Walk me down. Which one? You could have just said like the other one. Nice. Really good. We're sending

We're sending We're sending, boys. We got to get there. Don't be afraid to press up.

Should have sent them. But don't break. This is where you thrive. This is where you [ __ ] This is where This is why you're one of the highest paid DCs in the country.

Right now, we're trying to keep a job. We got this. Oh, rope went off on me. That's not good. It's

okay. We got the lead. We got the lead. We got the lead. All right. Our offense is huming right now.

Our offense is humane. Shut up, memes. What did he say? Can't lose. Memes is Memes is is poopy stain. He's staying in fact though.

All right, let's go. Let's go. Just get to get to the Yeah. We don't see a replay of them.

Yeah, you're right. Shane James, did we lose Shane? I think he ate chicken fingers and his tummy hurts.

Yeah, he was mad you guys didn't pick him as DC, so he left. What did he say? He was mad we didn't pick him as DC.

Yeah, actually. No, he's coping over Justin Herbert being cancelled. We just That's also not true.

Yeah, Justin Herbert didn't get cancelled. You didn't see him curse at that kid?

Oh, that wasn't him. Yeah, that was not You can't You can't fall for dog. No. Stop. I did too.

No. Bad run. Bad run. Bad run, boys. Bad run. Sometimes we got to get back into our offensive flow. I don't know what our offensive flow was.

Go back to the wheel. Levels. Back to levels. That's That's levels. That's levels.

That's levels. That's Bosco. I miss Bosco every day. Coming next week. Yeah. Yeah. He's coming for the for the mega day.

I think so. [ __ ] yes. Are you here for mega day? Oh, yeah. He'll be Yeah, I'll be here Mega Day. Yeah.

Mega Day. It's just sad. It's actually less football games than we usually watch.

That's true. But it's important games. It's important games. Uh, three college football playoff games. Eagles, Commanders, Bears, Packers, Mega Day. Oh, I'm humming.

Which is going to be a must win when we lose this game today. No, I need you to win this game.

Oh, thanks. Interesting. What? You want us to win the game before we play you? Correct. Quad one. We need some quad. We need some quality wins,

guys. I'm deep somewhere. I don't like to be. We don't. I'm say it right now. Let's run inside zone.

I don't like where we're going. Let's run inside zone split. This guy is spamming. You got to run Y trail. Wait.

What's Y trail? Or do we want to take a shot? Oh my god. Oh my god. Sneak it here.

We're okay. We're okay. I think I think we're okay. No. Yep. Yep. Give it to us. Young.

I want to hit him with a I want to hit him with a play action that they didn't see coming.

You like that playaction touchdown here? I [ __ ] love that. Don't look like Lane's got too much play action in this book.

I love this play action. I'm going to hit this for a touchdown or an interception.

Perfect. Yep. Got perfect. OH, I CALLED MY SHOT ON THAT ONE. SOMETIMES I call a good shot. That's two that I'm I'm three for three calling my shots, two interceptions, and and a and a touchdown.

Nice job, Zack. There you go, Zack. It's going to stop here, Zach. You got to get the We paid for sending the boys last time. I got greedy, sent them again, and then I just got

We send them a little bit less this time. I could keep doing short kicks because you wanted to bounce there and try to get

Oh, wow. Wow. I I I'm That's a great I really apologize. I really apologize for

that blew up in your face in a record amount. That was so bad for you. No, that was good.

No, I know. But you you questioned him and it worked perfectly. I I'm happy with the result.

Get him. That's all I've done. It's a free speech. You know what I mean? We're workshopping. It's like talking about talking about the eagle eagles.

Do you think there's any chance if I text down we could get that rabbit? I thought about it.

I didn't think it would be an appropriate text to send, but I thought about it.

Just being like, "Hey, before you throw that rabbit out, we'd love it." No, who you should ask is

my dad. Bobby L. Actually, no, I'm not. OH, Mike P. Monster. You're a monster. Two aim. Two aim. Chew. Got to chew. Got to chew.

Oh, yeah. Can you What do I do? What do I do? R3. There's got to be Yeah, I think you

push a button down. What? What's R3? R. Uh, the stick. Yes, stick. Stick down. Yep. Uh, to the right. Nope. Up one. Keep going.

Yeah. Yep. Now go back. Now we just punish them. Punish. You got 9 seconds left game.

Punish. Punish. Punish. We punish them. Oh yeah. Oh, we're punishing them, boys. We're going to the second. We're going to play Georgia. We're going to Atlanta. We'll see you. Where is it? Pete Sugar Bowl. Should we go to that?

We're going to New Orleans. New fourth quarter. Yeah. Force. Force. We're going to New Orleans, boys. Zack, I [ __ ] win. Job's not done. Job's not done.

No, dude. We close. We got to get over. You got to get there. Get there. Dominated with your defense.

No. Fantastic offense on your defense in this offense. Team game. We're doing well, boys. We just got to close it out. We can't get too excited. We're talking Old Miss.

We ain't losing this. We got to get If we lose this game, the game's there's no way this game could lose this game if you try.

No. 0% chance. Oh, that guy's a beast. Weight room. Weight room. Three knees. Three knees and a field.

No, no, no. Touch it. Wait room. I love our defense. I love our defense. Solid.

Love. We're going to have to play [ __ ] lights out though against Georgia. It's

your boy say like that tight one. No, we never spoken. No. This reminds me of Stson. Stop thinking about him. some

No, I've tried for many years. Should we tell Minty we're going to the the Sugar Bowl?

It's on the phones here. It's on the phones. He hasn't got off the phones. I It's It's alarming.

I He's like I think he's still He worked so hard on that. He worked he he emptied the clip.

He really did. Stop trying the clip. I'm still trying. Yes. Yeah. Oh, they got injured [ __ ]

No, that's fortunate. We root for virtual injuries. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. But not

Yeah, we got to have some decor. Can we send it? Georgia is going to be a problem, boys. We got to get mentally prepared for Georgia.

Why is Georgia going to be a problem? ice cream. I mean, we got house by Miami as Texas&M.

That was a different story. The lane frame. Jerry only let up 10 real points. We got We got DC.

All we needs a few Georgia players to drive a little fast. True. Good point. Good point.

Let's get ourselves a Sugar Bowl. Sugar Bowl. Oh man, I saved everybody. I sent everybody.

We're up big. We're up. I thought it was going to I thought I was going to be able to get up first down.

Run the ball down their throat. We're going to get out of here. We're going to get out of here. That would be fun with we send the bell boys.

I didn't even use any cheat plays in this game. We still have that in this playbook, right memes?

Oh yeah, my trailed. Oh, we get in trouble. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I should have I should have

No, we're okay. We're okay. We're good. Wake up. Badgers. Let's Yep. Oh, I hate playing Nebraska. I can taste it. I can taste how bad I want to drink.

Oh, they're using their timeouts. They think they can still suck my NC bowl. you know.

Yeah. Oh, he he plays that third down. Need a first here to end the game. Oh, bully.

Yep. Huge first. That's That's the game. Is it basically? Oh, I can't take it to two minute, can I?

Just try it. I don't think so. I think you just try it. Take the delay. OH, MAX.

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Game's almost so close. So close. It' be nice if chat just to the end.

No, we can't. They got They got CS. Yeah, we can only You can only sim on uh concede games.

Got it all back. It never happened. Bad is just dead after I mod. Yeah. So bad.

So bad. See you boys. People want you to cover 17 and a half. Okay. No problem.

No problem. Well, Zach's got a hold. My boy Zack could hold him. My boy Zack. No problem. That just fell apart the second I lied about it.

This is ugly. Wow. It's hot. No, Zach. Zach went for it on that time. Zach, do not give up. We have to cover the spread.

Yeah, we're going to do the best we can do to cover the spread. Big cat. Oh, that was a cool spin, though.

They got no timeouts. I saw that. Nice, Zack. Nice, Zack. Oh, nice sack. Well done, team. Let's go.

Is there a chance it happens? Yeah, man. I'm not. Trust me. Trust me. No. I I I mean, they're going to get Ken Deborah, aren't they? I I think we're gonna find out eventually.

Say what you need to say. Say I I think that they're going to pursue the board.

Yeah. About no, I don't think I think so valid. Your Wiper is your source. I mean, Wiper had the conversation with him.

He's on your team. Wiper talked to Gruden. That's That's This is how misinformation spreads.

Yeah. This is not Wiper's not allowed to talk to Gruden. There's no way they had a one-on-one talk.

Is it FaceTime? You think that's You never know. Who's a world? It could have been a quick breeze by, hey, would you ever coach Michigan? No.

There's no world that happened one time. Put on his calendar. Zack, don't let him in the back door. Zack

when's the next time coach is here. Zack, don't let him in the back door. No, he's not coming in right.

You just stop. Just don't let him in. [ __ ] Too late. Let's end this game. Let's get out of here. Just get out of here. 1435.

Nice. Killed him. Oh my god. Zack. Oh my god, Zack. How do we not cover that spread? That's a worst beat ever.

Can you apologize? I'd like to formally apologize to anybody who Press X. Get out of this,

gentlemen. We're on to We're on to Georgia. We're on to Georgia. We're on to Georgia.

Let's get Let's talk about Georgia. What if we just get all the way on to Georgia?

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uh What are you doing? I didn't see I didn't even think about the possibility of that being a situation.

It's impossible, right? What' you do? Didn't even I like I was going for the handoff and then it was like Well, now we're here. Now we're back on defense.

Bomb. We I hope he catches this. It was so fun. All right, we're on to Georgia. Let's get the final score. Oh,

all right. Here, I'm gonna tweet this. You get us to the get us to the the Georgia. Yeah, we're we're away. I don't have a PlayStation. What the freak? They got a chat GPT. Sugar Bowl. You got to get Sugar Bowl it is.

That's kind of cool. Who's the next DC? It's you. You You said you won. Oh, I I thought we were rotating DCs. My bad.

That's If you win, you said. Yeah. Per one one full run through. Zack. I think you're championship caliber.

Yeah. No, George is gonna expose us right here. No. You like these uniforms, boys?

All right, Sugar Bowl. Night kickoff. Sugar Bowl. Let's go. Let's do it, gentlemen.

All right, boys. Everyone look alive. Look alive. This is a big one. If we can beat Georgia, man. If

we can beat Georgia. Statement win. This would be a program definfing win for us.

Chad, do you believe? That's the question. Does the chat believe I believe in Zach's defense. I don't know about my offense. I I would like to flip that. I definitely not that good. I

We just played too late. Basically, it was nice to see one go through. I I agree, Max.

It was nice to see one go through. And And you dominated. Come on. Let's go, Zack. Zach's on defense first.

Gotcha. Yeah. But yeah, probably never again. Maybe I'll set it. Yeah, you're right. You were right. You're just early. You're just early.

No, no, no. If I just say it again then. Oh, okay. I don't hate that. All right. There's one guy. One couple believe couple believers. It's all football.

Oh, she looks like Georgie. Looks like Georgie. Is that Georgie? This isn't too lame. This is not too lame.

This is never going to be like a lame game. This is not too long. We're not playing too lane anymore, boys.

Zack, you're going to have to keep us in this. We're in this as a unit. We're so much.

We do make one. No, it's all us. Yeah, we make one whole. It's everybody, Max. It's everybody.

All right. It's Darnell. They got Georgie and Darnell. Crazy. This is [ __ ] nuts.

Keep believing. And maybe at the end of the tunnel, it's JMU and the national championship. Think about that, Zach. More food to pick up.

I'm just I'm just being a defensive line merchant here, too. It's like It's probably that I'm being the defensive

line if I had to guess. Stop running. Stop running zone. Got no zone. No zone. No zone. No zone.

They're just eating you. They're just going to eat. They're just going to pick it apart. Memes.

No zones. He's right. No zone. So, no zone. No zone. No zone. No zone. And don't break.

The zone is like a like a like a what do they call those? Uh the zone's like a safety blanket. You feel good in it. You know what I mean?

Feel nice and cozy. Yeah. It's comfortable in the zone, Liam. I guess it's time to get uncomfortable.

Me just said it's time to get uncomfortable. He did. I just want to make sure you heard it. Last time we got uncomfortable, I bliss back to back and we paid for it.

No. Terrible spy. Terrible spy. This ain't too lame. This ain't too late. Never too late.

Hey, it's going to be a slugfest. Never. Hey, mate. I got to I got to play perfect game on

Not too late. We're going to try our best not to put you in that spot. Big cat.

But there's a world where it's a shootout. Whose world? This this shootout would mean that I have to score

and then I give up a bunch of points. Nice. All right. Hey, this is Ben. Don't break. This is Ben. Don't break. We might We might be in over territory.

We got to get the ball to the right side of We got to get the ball to the right side.

We might be in and over our heads, boys. I got to be I got to play perfect offense.

This where? Yeah, we were. Did you feel good about any of that? Transparency. Yeah. None of it.

Not one play. Did we get a negative play? We had uh we had some Okay, some are worse than others.

He got him to third down. That's huge. We'll take third. Next, we go fourth. We just build on right

now. We just got We could build on it. I got to find a way to play offense. I don't have a playbook I like or know. How do I kneel it?

Yeah. All right. Let's go, boys. Oh, my tight end. I got to use him. He He made that crazy catch last.

Yeah, that's how you start, B. That's huge. Massive last gut. It's good. This is a good run game.

This good run game. It's a good run game. I don't know what the pass game. What is this [ __ ] [ __ ]

Make him stop. Make him stop to run. They love his RPO. Make him stop to run. Nice. That's okay. Great game.

Well done. Oh no. Oh, we got to miss We can't be missing blocks. Number 75. Do you want to go first straight up or make the punch?

No, we got to go for it straight up. Where is Where is Where is Oh, I got it. Where is

maybe? Yeah. I like first read then maybe you like run with the quarterback. Yes.

I had only one read there. I know. But you But you understand what I'm saying. I think everyone knows that I only had one read there.

But the read was there. Right read. I feel like it. Look at that. I'm [ __ ] running offense boys.

I'm running offense. Shoot out. Shoot out. Nice. You need to start thinking about next drive.

Yeah, you do. Stop saying shootout. One. Yeah. One play at a time. No, you got to stop saying just right.

Oh, imagine you know. Oh, he's hurt. Good. Good. You [ __ ] Get out of here. We root for injuries and virtual

Everett's a really good player. He's Georgia, dude. They're all good. This is This is valid. Oh, how do you sail that?

It's good that it wasn't a How do you sail that? I don't like this at all. Nice.

Go. Wow, that was incred. Holy [ __ ] I was dead. Way to make a play. I was dead.

I thought that was going to be a 30 yard sack. I was dead. Oh my god. He didn't even try and tackle you.

Oh, okay. I'm just going right back to his play. We're just going to We're going to ram it. No. Oh no. Now we're in trouble. Now we're in trouble. Okay. We're in trouble. We If we don't score here, we're in big time trouble. I'm not in trouble.

I read that. I read that [ __ ] I read that [ __ ] Not in trouble. Great vision.

Never. Never in trouble. There were whispers. This might be a shootout, boys. There were whispers in the room.

I like that. Shootout. No, you. Yeah. No. You can stop the shootout. Yes. Yes. Stop saying shootouts.

Are you getting a tricky kick? I mean, we shouldn't have tried it. It never works. We should just take it to the end.

Yeah, it'll never work. I'm just not doing Oh, yeah. Give him Get the ball to Give him to the 50. Yeah, right. Not good.

We just got circle endzone there. Kicks aren't tricky when they know the trick's coming.

I agree, Liam. Jerry, you getting tricky, Jar? What do you think? What do you think me and you take a walk to the hospital?

I've been I've been asking fat shots. I mean, I'm in a I'm in a bad phase right now eating.

You getting fat cherry back? Nothing. Nothing. Just till 2026. Same. Same. Nothing helps a a fillet of fish from McDonald's settle in your stomach.

You guys got chocolate for dinner? Yeah. No, just cherry. And he got the fillet. He got fish.

It's a good fillet. I will say that. It's the most underrated thing on the menu.

It's a good fillet. I've been looking. It is a good fillet. Zack, if we're being honest, the apps.

Apps. What apps? I mean, it's that time of day. Like, this is prime app time. 12:30 last night.

You ate dinner at 12:30 last night? No. Snacks went down a little late. The most screen time on Max's phone is post.

That's not true. Usually, they do have I mean, you get the most deals. They got the same.

It's the same company, but the offers tab on Uber Eats is You convince me, dude. I get I get Uber Eats groceries. Just personal groceries.

Not even for my kids. I'm just like, I need cookies and chips. Oh, I'll pull that a few times.

I one time got a Halloween costume because I I accidentally thought I ordered a cowboy.

I I actually just ordered a picture of a cowboy costume. I whoever eats the headset.

Zack, we got to figure this out because we're going to be in a problem. I don't know if my drive was sustainable if I'm telling you the honest truth. Remember that play where I almost got sacked for 30 yards?

It It did look so good though. It did look good. But they're just You're not even Oh,

you're not even trying. We're going to have to steal possession somewhere in here.

We got to get it somewhere. What if we get I think we get into third. Might just be early for getting one back. And we get in third

here. Different team. It's We got to lock in. We'll be fine. Just got to lock in.

Georgia is just killing us. Little dog on a basketball. Mac and cheese. Mac and cheese. I'm not going for it. Lobster mac.

What' you have for dinner? Little little bit of blank sweet potato. Oh yeah, it's solid.

Why can't we eat like that every day? We got to eat like that every day. Um they do actually don't

a club who club serves nachos like the b like a bottle service club. Oh wow. I hate I hate a club.

I hate this play. service. I'd rather get hit by a [ __ ] train. If I get sparkler in a couple signs,

let's look at the game play. Come on, dot. That's a run. Yep. First, we know it's first down. We might be getting into power.

Someone say no power. But you But you're thinking, I have my brain. Yeah, we're going to RD's going to get one.

No. I knew it was Picked the I threw it. Pack. on a JOURNEY LIKE THIS TO KNOW LIKE EB AND FLOW.

I'm getting ice cream. Let me get it back. We'll get the ball back. Let's get the ball back.

Stop. I don't know why I went to that part of the playbook. All right, Zach. We're going to need to stop here.

Zach, you're going to have We're going to need to stop here. Put those Put those headphones on.

Oh, yeah. I'm waiting for halftime. Zack, do you want to support your cat's tired?

It's all right. Stop him right there. Here we go. It's fine. Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me memes and uh memes and dogs. Do you want a cookie?

What? I'm ordering cookies. Do you want a cookie? Sure. Sure. We'll take two cookies.

Whoa. Whoa. What? What? A creepy. What kind of cookie? Dropped it. Dropped it. No. Where are you getting from?

All right, Zach. Come on. Right now. Right now. Whoa. We're doing the stadium in the

Oh my god, it was so easy. Stop playing zone. We had a big third down, but it's a shoot down.

We did. We did in in office stadium polls. We did shoot out. Yeah, we're in a shootout.

Little vanilla sprinkles. That's like nothing. Mhm. It's diet ice cream. No calories in the sprinkles. I mean, he just yo, ankle's gone. Took him back to the shoot.

It feels like we're going to shoot out. We're like And we're not in the Although this is your This is your

All right. They got ball first. So, they score, we score, then we get ball back.

Zach is still going to stop here. And they're in field. Yeah, they're We got to keep them keep them to the right side of the field. Keep them on the right side.

Push them to the right. We got to push him to the right, though. We got to get stopped.

Oh, in the middle of the field. Yeah, we we got to push him. You got to play goal line, man.

Push him. Come on, Zach. Get him. Me and you got to play goal line. They're smart. They're smart.

You got to play goal line on the goal line man. Yeah. I can't see. I might I might kill.

Yeah. Get a little fresh ice cream there today. We No, no cream. No cream. So much cream.

Memes. Can you check your phone? I'm not sending you for success. Give me whatever you get.

I'm not sending you for success. What are you getting? I'm getting anything. I have to score on this drive. Yeah,

I believe in you. We're going to need Zach to play man in the second half. Blitz play

and blitz a little bit more. He's out on the zone. Zone is so bad. But the zone

zone's a soft death where they just drive down the field on you. At least man, you get home. If they beat you, they just beat you. But big cat gets ball back right away.

Oh no. Oh, we're good. We're good. Never happened. Short turn, boys. That was bad. Good blocker. Get up. Got to score on this drive. I'm back in my offensive flow, I think. Good call.

Those are good to you guys. That's a That's a sample. Yeah. You don't even log that yet.

Yeah. What' you put in there? No jimmies. All right, guys. Here's the good news. We got good news, bad news. Bad news, we're down 14 and Zach can't stop anyone.

Good news is I have found my offense. signed great news. Yeah, I have found my offense and I'm I'm humming now. I know exactly what to do. And boys,

still early. It feels good to be back. I'm going to say that right now. Put the word out. Doug is back.

Still early. No, Doug is back. LOOK AT THAT. OH, I GOT TO PUT AIR UNDER THAT. I GOT TO PUT AIR UNDER THAT.

OH, I think that was just a good play. It's good read by me, but bad [ __ ] throw,

dude. I'm back. Take what they give you. Yep. Let a little clock go. I I don't hate letting a little clock go.

I mean, I I got to score. We do. There's our ball. Oh yeah. Get in. No. No. I'm not going to get in.

Look, I got excited. Did I get out of bounds though? I got excited. Oh [ __ ] Sometimes guys get excited.

Should I kneel it? Four. QB sneaks. QB sneak. Sneak. Knee. One. No. Neil. No. Run it. And if they let you in, they let you in.

I feel like we got to play this clock a lot smarter than we're doing. No. I'm doing a QB sneak.

QB will get you a yard. Sneak. Huh? Oh, they're timing out. They're smart. I think I got to kneel.

I didn't think the computer was going to be that smart. I didn't think the computer was going to be that smart. You think I should kneel? Memes educated.

I think you got to get in. You got to get in because they're going to have time regardless.

There you go. I don't know. That was a mistake. That feels like that was a mistake.

No, they got the burner time out. Zack. Zack. It's okay. Zack, I'm gonna say this right now.

Yes, sir. I'm gonna say this right now. If you keep Georgia to 35 points, we can win this game.

I don't think we can do that. But if he can, we can win this game. I I I found my offense. We can win this game.

This never works, Zach. Oh, wait. Nebraska just does not miss. Wow. All right. Tell Zach. Tell Zach we just got a good uh R3. Press R3. Tell Zach R3.

Wait, Zack, press R3. All right. Go to quarterback matchup. Quarterback matchups by speed.

Come on, Zack. There you go. How was it? Pretty good. Now go. Yeah, that makes sense.

No, I carry it. I didn't think about What do you think about cover three? Stop [ __ ] around zone.

Stop running zone. You just went back to the zone. We ran out of time. We were We were in the settings. This is just a blind play.

Oh, that was good. That was good. That was good. That was an excellent play. That was a terrific blind play.

But it's okay. I wish he had caught it though. It was a good blind. Zack, get the ball back.

That would be spread your line. Spread your lines. I'll go score again on this.

Be a middle linebacker defense. Oh, big body me. All right. All right. All right.

This is it. All right. ZACK ALSO THIRD DOWN. ZACK. NO. Not zone. Not zone. Not zone.

All right. They're Oh [ __ ] That is so fun, too. It is fun. Pretty [ __ ] Okay.

This play's probably going to one. Yep. So fast. It's not too late. All right, Zach. When they're tight like that, you got to go. You got to make your guys go play outside.

No, you get out of bounds. You do not get out of bounds. I think they stop when you are picking. Oh no, I should have [ __ ] kneelled.

Although they haven't even used any of the timeouts. It wouldn't have mattered at all.

We're going to have to on outside kick or something. We're going to have to onside kick or something.

We We need our our We're have to steal a possession somewhere, boys. It's going to be

Well, he's got a pick here. Oh, Zack. Zach's Oh my god. You should have let them score.

Okay. We got to do some things. Don't let him score. How about you get a pick, right?

We are in this field. We thought we found something. Yeah, we're in this field.

Field range. Don't let him score the touchdown. Tackle him. All right. He's on that side.

Yeah, he's on that side. Play goal line. You got to go line. Zack, you got to stop him.

If we get a stop, we could get a stop right where we get a stop. Press press your corners.

Oh. Oh, yes. That's good, Zack. That's good. That's good. They have one more chance.

Did they use it? No, they didn't. Come on, Zach. I'm going to throw. Didn't throw.

[ __ ] stood up. Do you want Do you want the cheap play? Do you want the cheap play?

Be too lame. No. No. That was the cheap [ __ ] body too lane. We always knew it was just too lame.

There there is a play you could run right now. I thought it was you. We thought we thought Zach was it cuz it be body too lane.

I thought it was you. I could never be. If it was the case, I'd let you down. There's still so much time left for you to be you. What? You got

I want to try being you. No. No. No. What if I just try to find this game before in my life?

What if we just find maximum? I've never played this game before in my life. Fair catch this.

Ow. Uh, triangle. I hit triangle. You weren't you weren't you didn't use it with a guy.

This is fine though. It's plenty time. Go to gun stack or gun wide stack. Where?

Uh, formation gun. Where is it? Gun wide stack. Keep going. Keep going. There it is.

All right, go down. Down. We got seven seconds here. You can use a timeout. Got a timeout.

Good time. That was good clock management right there by me. Really? All right. Go down. Down. Down.

All go. Yep. Who was that? Who was Who was that? Alex. Oh, those are guys. Did he fall?

No, he had turbo. He had turbo. He did. He was holding down R2. I was worried he was going to fall.

No, he had those. All right, boys. We're in We're in some deep [ __ ] right now. But only needs one stop from

Zer. Just a little bit of belief goes a long way. Don't forget that. It takes nothing to believe.

That's fair. That's takes nothing to believe, boys. How are these my only favorites?

Unbelievable. Leaving is free. You're good. I'm not gonna get there. This isn't too bad.

This isn't too late. We got to go. Memes play. I lost my offense. That was That's how you find it. Huge massive. So massive.

All right, I got to get out of this. Let's get back into where I was. Where was I? Where's

See you, [ __ ] See you, [ __ ] second. Take it, Zach. I need you to start getting the interception chop thing out.

And does it feel good? Turnover would be good. wouldn't even Don't say that when I'm on offense, dude.

Oh, no. Your money, babe. First down. You're right. Wait for me. I need a pop. Oh, what a beautiful play. Play was beautiful. Beautiful. Come on, pop.

Oh, nice throw. Wait, this team is late. Lance, Zack, I'm [ __ ] on fire right now.

Back right now. Fire right now. Zack, do you believe in your back? Zack, do you believe

that was a zesty ass [ __ ] celebration by my boy Sassy Sy? We'll take it. Zach, do you believe?

Do you believe? That's what we're here to believe. Do you believe in God? We're here to believe.

I believe. I believe in God. Here. Tenacious. I believe I believe that's popular.

No, but I watched uh Mike White wrote that movie. School of Rock. It was in Survivor season.

It was White Lotus. Yeah, White Lotus. Oh, we had It was an accident. No, it wasn't. You did exactly what you were doing.

Why' you say that was an accident? Have some confidence, man. Stop lying to us.

Just [ __ ] pick yourself up and have some [ __ ] confidence. I believe in you.

I believe turnover in this, everything changes. Let's go, Zack. One turnover in this whole game changes.

One stop. One three and out. Just realize I have [ __ ] The game is on me right now because I'm the only turnover of the game.

Whoa. Pick it. NICE. ZACK. ZACK. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE IN BUSINESS. We're in business.

We're in so much business right now. In a box. This is where I get a little cocky and I throw an interception.

No. That's why I'm running right here. Establish a run. Keep myself down there.

Keep myself grounded. Keep myself proud. Where? Yeah. Zack, you envision that last drive.

That was all you. You put you put in everybody's heads. How good. What about the turnover?

It It was good to contribute. This is big though, boys. I got to [ __ ] this up. Nice.

This kid is awesome. 120 yards. I'm just [ __ ] abusing him underneath. Uhoh. Oh no. Oh no. How do I throw it away?

R3. R3. That was really bad, guys. That was really, really bad. Oh god. Stop. One negative play and then I push. One negative. If I take a sack, it's a pick almost instantly. [ __ ] man. What are you doing? Quality control. That's on you.

I I I can take that. You got to you got to we got to know when I'm in danger zone. I was clearly in danger zone.

As soon as I threw a pick, I'm in danger zone because then I try to get it all back and I try to force it. Oh man, I [ __ ] I [ __ ] this game up so bad.

No, no, no. Sometimes we try to force, but we get it back. The third point game. Chad say you should have run it on third and two.

The chat is right. The chat is right. I need to remember to run the football. We did, but still running the football is always been the key to to my success.

Yeah, I should have called for for a run. toasted. No, stop. I didn't mean to say that to you.

Just have some confidence, Zach. Remember when you manned up? Remember when you manned up the last one?

Remember when you said, "Hey, I'm going to be the guy." Okay, there's definitely been worse sins right?

Yeah. Yeah. Just think Just think what would Nate shot Yeah. This guy get 10 bucks and say they call them dink and dunk dunks.

Yeah. What's wrong with that? Yeah. I mean, dude, that's what I dink and dunk. That's always BEEN

great blitz, Zach. Great blitz. You know, the misconception is I when I play winning football,

it's it's boring. One stop, Zack. Come on, Zack. One stop. GET HIM. NO. Half step there.

[ __ ] had him. Zack, you [ __ ] had him dude. I would have left. Oh, that's made me come.

I would have come. I don't want to. We don't We don't have to. We don't. You still don't have to. All right.

What were you going to say? Say it to me. Just say it to me. Don't say that was a game. That was

I mean we're going to we're going to we're going to need we're going to need field goal.

We're going to need a missed field goal and we're going to need we're going to need

I forgot we need need to score every time. Look good. We're going to have to air it out. I'm going to say that right now. We're going have to air it out. Hate shots. We're going to have to take nothing but shots.

Well, we're going to get a shot and then go and then we're going to be fine. Can't even [ __ ] do that. Turn it over.

That was such a bad pick. Nice, Zack. I throw picks, but I know when they're bad ones, and that was a bad

We going to stop right here. We're right We're right there. Heating them up. Are you heating them up?

He's covering. Oh, no. Be a linebacker, Zack. You got to get home. Get home, Zack.

ZACK. OH, YOU ZACKED ZACKED. YOU ZACKED BACK. You zacked him. What's my What's my [ __ ] deep pass? Wheel. Wheel.

No, we're going deep. Oh, [ __ ] With the shots, you're right. We're taking shots.

Shotsy. What is it? Memes. Uh, gun. Uh, wide stack. Wide stack left. That fake screen up top is also green.

Think green walls now. Thinking dunk Doug, suck my dick, boys. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no safety. No safety. No safety.

You're good. We're in it. The chat got in my head so bad there. The chat got in my head so bad.

I don't know what we call me think and dunk tugs and then I try dink and dunk. Go back. We got to go back to thinking dunking. What? What's a play here?

Oh, okay. Got some space. Got some space. We got space. What? Quality control. I'm thinking

I got to be I just got to be me. I like the the the drag and the gap. I can't believe we let the chat get to

They did. They got me bad. Get there. Oh, the sneak can work it. Sneak player. Oh, he's right over.

It's okay. Pick a side. Yep. That's Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. First down now. Chad got in my head so bad.

Chad, what if we just go super positive for 3 minutes and 23 seconds? Be so good.

Oh, he's always Oh my gosh. Dude, why is he running like that? It's okay. Out of gas.

All right. Hey, whoa, whoa. Let's let's I I just was whispering to Liam. We got to think about the clock.

Let's talk. I think that our only chance of winning is going for two. I did do this to Max. I gave him the two.

Two. All right. So, we got to we got a milk clock and we got to we got to go for two. We got to score and go for two.

Feel good about this, boys. I need you to think of a two-point playing memes. Big Z spot.

Should we put on two clock? Okay. I didn't want to do that anyway. We might have gotten ahead of ourselves saying we're going for two already.

But yeah, it's good that we talked it out. It's good that we talked it out. Yep.

Get that first dang bounce. There you go. [ __ ] All right, let's go. Two minutee warning. All right, BOYS. Let's be smart about this. Let's play smart football. Let's keep everything in front of us. Let's [ __ ] Let's score. And do we have a two-point play? We do not have a two-point play. That's the only problem, right? We don't have a two-point play.

What do we need? We have a two-point play. Should we run the two-point play before we go to the two-point play? That might be a good idea. Oh, no.

Yes. You know what I mean? Means I know what you mean, but we got to find I got to find the two-point play.

Yeah. So, let's find inches. Yeah. Third and inches. Third and inches. I just want to make sure you know it's 30 in. Nice.

Nice. Eating this clock up. This is good. I found it. All right. That wasn't good.

No, that wasn't good. Let's eat a little bit more and throw. I'm throwing now. Yeah, let's eat a little bit more stuff. We got all time outs. I think time is not an issue. I need to get I need to get first down. Oh my god, Wisconsin so smashed. Oh my god, my guy's not open.

Oh, he was Oh, that was perfect. That was perfect. Go f Go that play. I have it favored. I think level switch. Yeah, I have it favored.

Let this take. We have all three timeouts, right? Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Good run.

Time out. Time out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Time out. Wait. All right. That was maybe too early.

Go to gun. Tight open. Gun where gun formation gun. Tight where? Tight open. Where?

Tight open. tight open dig spot. We got a We're going to get a We got 14 seconds. You're good. Right there. Triangle. Triangle. Good. Use that play. Run it twice.

Hey, we didn't score yet, though. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's the play. No. Come on. Come on.

Hey, this is how you win a natty. This is how you win a natty. So we play for overtime.

No. No. Absolutely. Be really funny to play for OT after talking about the two.

This is the play. Is that the same guy? Same play. So you could either do that guy, you could do the running back. Show your play quick. You could do the running back. Or you could do circle. He's going to sit.

GOT A YES. WOO! How much time? Let's go. 15 seconds. LET'S GO, ZACK. LET'S GO. 15 seconds.

Yes, memes. Way to coach it up. Good kick, Zack. Good kick. Oh my god. That did scare me.

All right, Zach. 13 seconds. Come on, Zach. Come on, Zack. All right, take a Zach. Take a linebacker.

Use either one of memes's options there, big cat. No, he did. He didn't. He me. You're going to use your linebacker here.

I was trying to drop him a little. He just ran out of time. I don't know running right now.

You don't know how to use a linebacker? No, we ran out of time on the play. I don't know what play we're running.

Oh my god. Oh my god. We're good. We're good. We're good. All right, they're This is tough. This is tough.

Yeah, this is tough for them misses. They only got six seconds. They're not even at the 50. They're even close.

Send. No, don't don't send. Don't send. Don't send. Don't send the guys. Use your linebacker. Use your linebacker.

The linebacker in the middle of the field. Zack. Good to have enough time. DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME.

GOOD JOB. Let's go, boys. We're in the semis. Good game, guys. Good game. Wait, who do we play?

I don't know. We got to spin. We play a highest seat. No, we play the highest seed. We got to play the highest seed.

Oh, the highest. That'd be Ohio State. Let's play Ohio State. Big dubs. Big dubs.

Let's go. Dubs in the chat. What a game. Tip off the tip. Yeah. All right. So, we're in the we're in the semis. Let me read this. Get us to the next game. This next.

So, who's who's the highest seed? It's Ohio State, right? No, you know, that would be the

N it's on the other side. So, we need to win more to go to the national championship.

Is it Ohio State? It's Ohio State. It is. Oh, right. Cuz they're the Yep. Y George is Georgia.

Indiana. Ah, I would much rather be Indiana. What What bowl is that? Get out of here.

What bowl is it? Fiesta Bowl. Fiesta Bowl. Let's go. I Oh, real real ones know Fiesta Bowl was was the the sight of the first uh Doug's bowl win.

Florida State. Florida State OC. Man, that was that was that I can't believe we pulled that game off.

Yeah, that was crazy. Dead like four different times. I think this has got to be the last run of the night.

Well, unless we make it to the finals. No, that's No, I'm saying Yeah. Yeah. No, no, we're going to play So, we're streaming again tomorrow. What time are we streaming?

Five. Five. Five o'clock tomorrow. So, uh, if we don't win tonight, we're going to Well, we're going to stream tomorrow regardless,

but tomorrow we'll we'll try it again. But 5 central. 5 central. Central. 6 Eastern. Don't know the other time zones.

Oh, wait. I'm not home. [ __ ] Does it matter? No, it doesn't matter. I'm going to wear those anyway. All right. It's folk.

Hey, Ohio State's going to be really good. We got We got to be ready to go. We got to be ready to go. Fiesta

night. Yeah. Yeah. Nightfall night game. All right. Here we go. Man, this is a this is a horrific game. Can you turn this game off? Can you find the Laker game? Cuz I want to watch the go everything data.

Yep. I got data play tonight. Is that on YouTube TV? It might be. All right, Zach. Defense first.

Let's go. You are it. Face it. I have to say it's going to be I need more confidence that he and flow max. We just got to find somewhere in the middle. Should we send him in just right away? No. Bad idea.

All right, let's go. Zack go. I believe that. Appreciate that, Max. Do you believe?

Oh no, Zack. No way. Jeremiah Smith is really good. Way too early. That was bad. That was really bad.

Could have been worse. I mean, it could have been worse. That was really bad. I say you will be good.

That was so fast. Oh my gosh. Down seven nothing already. It's okay. He forgot Jeremiah Smith's really [ __ ] good. [ __ ] I'm going to get delay game. I'm get delay game. I'm going get delay game.

We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh, like a shot. I like had you. Right out. Right out the gate. Right out the gate.

Set the tone. Oh my god. Wow. Can I get another whack of that? Oh, yep. You try it. Yeah, I can't I can't do peppermint.

J, you got to try this. I can now. Hank, you're like you're like having an orgasm.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. Take these, buddy. Peppermint cookie or something. Zach's got to do the speed adjustment when he's back on defense.

What? What does he have to do? Speed adjustment for the quarterback. What does that mean?

He'll put his fastest receiver on Jeremiah Smith. Uh quarterback. What? Zach, you have to do speed adjustment.

Speed adjustment. We can do that. Great call. Cheese. Trying to be GOOD HERE. OH, SUCK MY DICK, CHAD.

We got to win this game. We're going to win this game. Dinking dogs. Dinking dogs. What? [ __ ] yes. Do we have any other waters? That was a [ __ ] bomb. I was hoping.

Let's go, boys. We're in it to win it today. Look at that. Look at that. Just give your guy a chance.

Oh, that's having confidence in your squad right there. Big guy dogs. Jerome Moore go for two.

How's your defense feel, Zack? Sick. I just have like a congestion. Oh, I'm going Let's go, Zach. Wake up. Call speed adjuster boys.

You didn't do it. Forgot to speed adjust. Nice. Get it down. Get down. Nice. Do it now. Don't forget.

Big loss. Don't forget. Don't forget. Don't forget. Don't forget. Should we get Tay here?

We're talking about matches by speed. Yep. It is t man. Oh, I would most love breaks

this happening in real life and watching Ly talk like that would be a great week in the office. Oh no,

we're okay. We're not okay. Breaks every time. Oh no, this guy is good. He just Yes. Yes.

Got to hit him harder, man. No, we're hit him hard. Hit him hard. Not hard enough.

Yeah, Maxi. How he has 155 yards. He's got to die for me. Man, we got to start doing some crazy [ __ ] to keep up. Not too crazy. Oh no.

Last game you said Whoa, that's a horrible spot. Last game you said keep them to 35 and we're good.

And I was right. But they're scoring too quick. Oh, nice. Nice. Watch this. Oh, dude. He's a beast.

Him on his back. Is that H? Japan. Tik Tok. You ever see those gas station videos? talk.

How'd you get there? What the algorithm likes? OH MY GOD. THAT'S CRAZY. WHAT happened there?

Good read. He's a little tripped up. What happened? A good read. I was a good player.

That was a free sit. Yeah, was free. The offense is pounding. Absolutely. They got to they got to learn Jeremiah Smith.

You could double you could double Jeremiah. First, why do they promise that? What's What's Chad say?

First one I read drone more. Still going. Still going. Dropping dou. I hate this pass.

Oh, I had no options. I I read it and then I was [ __ ] and then I was just [ __ ] even more. Jerry Keifin.

Jerry Kein's real. He's good. Yeah, he's a good coach, RIGHT? OH, NO. I THREW IT TOWARDS THE WRONG GUY.

THAT WAS A DOT D. I know. But did you see Did you see box? I'm so That was a great play.

Yeah, but Box was wide open for a touchdown. Walking. Do you believe? Sorry. We got We got two clock in.

Is that Sher? Oh, no. What? This guy said memes is doing a lot of coaching for a guy that's been fired seven times in that and

that's NFL. NFL college guy. Wait, I was as a GM. Yeah, you're Nick Saven. Yeah.

Yeah, he's good company. Zack kissed me at a Bucks game in 2018. That's insane.

Yeah, that's insane. Zack that. All right, this is a problem. You making out in the stands?

No, I don't. Florida. Florida games. He wasn't in the stands putting the team. Where were you? He's probably in the house and probably

who's calling box who's calling box square. I was I like fourth and inches sneak.

Someone said I should run some no huddle. What do you think? Dodington Doug. I like that.

I got mine. Yeah, I got I got mine, too. Boys, we need we need everyone focused here. It's fourth and inches.

Big sneak here. Big sneak. I got it. Pass automatic. Persony. Person. That's good one. I like that one.

Jeez. I don't have it. I Good sack. That's good cuz you don't want to You don't want to pick.

Yeah. Better than Much better. I was going to throw a pick there. I was 100% going to throw a pick there.

Gives you a little bit more space. 100% going to throw a pick. Yeah. Now you have more space. More space is good.

Definitely. All right, Zach. It's happening. You're going to get one, too. If we go pick for pick, that's

You're going to go get one. Pick for pick's idea. You're going to go get one. Big cat is going to come back.

Biggest cup of ice cream that you have ever seen. Zack. Zack, you could double come back with a machine. Look. Look. This was a one a one DB screen pass. He can't cuz he has supply. I might have to hold.

Has he been running down the whole time? Okay, I appreciate that very much. We're in the late stages of a diet diet.

Wait, he got he got sacked right before that again. Sack does equal pick. Is that the last one?

I'm not cranking left-handed. Is that one? So fast. How you feeling over here? The longer he waits, the more ice cream I feel like he's coming back with.

Listen, I know I throw a lot of blame around. But what did I say about getting a sack? The play after a sack is always an interception. We got to be smart.

Yes, it's always an interception after a sack cuz I always [ __ ] try to get it back. Oh, I'm such a [ __ ] [ __ ]

Oh, looks like Zack's mom. I appreciate the honesty there. Just got to keep him out the end zone. Did we get ball first? No, they did. They did.

All right, so we're back in the same spot. They score here. We double up. Tie ball game. Third quarter. 21-21.

21. 21. Yeah. 21 21. No. No. This is already a touchdown. This is touchdown. We We're We're good.

We're good here, dude. We've already given this up. Hold on. They are in this field goal right now.

But this is exactly where we were last game. Weren't we down 217? Yep. Yeah, I can.

Yeah. And we were down 2114 and that's when I said, "Hey, hold us to 35 and we can win this game." We're in the exact same spots, Zack.

That's where you started getting all the turnovers. Now I have to I have to score

and be good and smart and do good things. We might just be back in a shootout. We've won a shootout before.

I hate that. I don't hate shootout merchants. I will I'm going to say though, if we're calculating how the rest of this game's going to go, I will 100% throw another pick.

Okay, but you're going to have to get that in the but you're going to have to get a pick.

We got to just keep that in the calculations. Okay, there will be another interception thrown by me. Maybe on this play.

So, touchdown pick, turnover. Okay, it could be on this play right here. No pick. No pick. You can get five or eight.

All right. I took one shot. I think I have to start every every drive with a shot.

Why not? Because now I'm in second and 10 and now I'm in third. And no, but this is your guy.

Yeah, we can't forget. He's a menace. Hos is an absolute He's a dog. What's his name?

Hos. Hos. No. Oh, that was that was take that last. Let's call Let's call. No time. real time out, but let's just take a pause real quick.

Well, I we should punt this. I believe in our guys. Okay. I feel I feel like we're on

We're 100% on tilt. That's why I wanted to. We're on the most tilt. There we go.

Nice. Get the hair. You have to go. You tilted. I did tilt. But you know what? That's when magic happens.

And that's a magic under underplay. That's what they say. Yeah. Your guy get all back though. You don't think I've been on tilt before? Oh, no.

Oh, can there's I mean that would have been awesome. I can almost guarantee you when I'm about to throw a pick. Like I can I can tell you as I hitting the button I'm like this is going to be a pick.

We all need it all back in one place. No, we don't remember that. This is a bad one, too. Oh, they're covering it now. [ __ ] They figured me out.

They're figured me out. Hos is getting covered. Double covered over the middle.

So positive play. You're still We're still doing it. THAT'S FIRST DOWN. OH, COME ON. Hank wants to punt.

Hank does. What do I do here? It's probably too much for a QB sneak. No. Yeah. No. No. That's not too much.

Two guys on planet Earth are here. I think Snake. Yeah, that's not too much. Right.

There's no one even spot. There's no one even a free. There you go. That was kind of

Yeah, they just let you have that one. Field position. That's a good pass. Let's go. My guy does not have a good arm.

I think he runs a clock here. He's got no arm straight. Yeah, we got to run clock. He's got no arm. That's a That's a ball that should have been thrown under clock.

I'm on board for true. Do you know how to remember how to do that? Don't talk down to him.

Don't talk down to me. Here. Do you want me to do it for you? I can do it for you if you want. All right, you guys on top of the clock?

Yeah, we're got all time out. We're good. And ball at half and ball. What? 10. Oh, that's such good football.

Time we got Let's take two off. OH, WHAT THE [ __ ] SORRY. We got timeouts in 15 seconds. All right. All right. All right.

That's okay. It's okay. We got That's actually That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. Turn it off, though. Yeah. Turn it off. Turn it off. It's all

No. No. No. That's good. That's good. Same thing. You get four plays for the end zone.

Yeah. Four plays, two timeouts, 15 seconds. And heck, the panic timeout may not have been the play.

Time out. Time out. Time out. Time out. There you go. We now sneak. We could do We could do two sneaks in a row.

Double sneak. Double sneak. Double sneak if needed. Yeah, I I think how they covered it last night.

Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah, we can. We can do this. Sneak it. Time out. I can't sneak it now.

Again? Yeah. No, you can't. What are you talking about? If we don't get it, it's over.

Oh my god. We [ __ ] this up so bad, guys. Sneaky. Sneak in. No. Sneak. Yeah, you're on the We could sneak in. We could sneak on fourth if we don't get on third.

Okay. I like that call. That's a pick. We got sneak. We got to sneak it. We gotak it. Sneak it. We got to sneak it. Sneak it.

I don't want to say this is the game. This is the game. This is the game. We make it. Really?

No. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. YES. ALL RIGHT. Oh my god. That was bad.

I want to say like results good, process bad. Process good. No, the chew clock on with 45 seconds down to 15 seconds.

But yeah, now they have no time panic. They have no time left now. I got 3 seconds.

Don't say it like that. I'm Zach. Do not say it like that. No, I didn't mean it in your kick. Do your I need you to know I need you I need you to say that they have no time left.

Max, no. Because if he does a little kick and we recover, we got three seconds. Is that how that works? If he if Zack recovers this.

That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good. Best case scenario. Best case scenario. Yeah. Basically,

Zach's going to have to blitz in the second half. Dangerous. A good spot. Zack, can you hear me?

Zack, we're in a great spot. It's our ball. It's our ball. It's our ball. All right, we're in the exact same spot, boys. Let's just [ __ ] be smart about it. Let's just go win win win a [ __ ] semi-final game and get to the finals. If we don't get to the finals, we're going to this will be the the end of the stream and like I said, we're going to stream again tomorrow. Right back at it. Try and do it again.

I believe. I believe too. I honestly do. Zack, do you believe? I'm with you on believe.

This team knows they can do it. They've done it before. That was great clock [ __ ] man. At the end.

Oh no, he's double color. Jeez. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. That could have been picked.

What? Jerry whispering. Share with the class. No, no, no. We can't say that. Liam Liam showed me a message. We can't say that loud.

This guy's good, man. dot. Yep. They didn't have anyone out there coming. They didn't have anyone out there. Tinking dogs. Tinking dogs. Oh. See you, [ __ ]

Don't. This is a good football team. This is a good football team. Miss might win it all for real.

Good. I'm gonna say I don't love this play. I [ __ ] love it. Oh, that was great. Great route.

First and Jeezy. First and easy. What are you guys whispering about, man? Cleveland's keep showing me these inside scoops.

Share one. Oh. Oh, no. What about the middle play? Clock. What about the play on sec on the two-point play? Oh,

memes. What's the two point fly? Dig zp spot. Is this it? This is a version of it.

All right. What do we do here? Two sneaks. Don't sneak. No, I think we're too far away. Nice.

All right, Zach dot. Zach, we're in the exact What did I say? I said it's going to be 2121.

Was I not right? I said it's going to be 2121. We're going to be back in this game.

I [ __ ] told you. Now, now the only problem with my prediction, Jack, put the heads on.

Is do you remember a part of my prediction? Zack, put the headset on. You're going to throw one more pick.

So that that No, no, no. I I know myself so well. I predicted everything. I said we're going to be 212 21, but we got to account for the fact going to get a pin.

Way to be, Zack. Zach's also going to get a true mid blitz. Special team. And I think it's not going to come on this play. It's going to come on the next play.

We jinxing this one. No, no, no. This would be fine. Next. Oh, that was dangerous. Dangerous throw.

Fine play. This is the pick play. That was dangerous. Oh, right. Here comes the feeling.

It was like the opposite. He was the slowest white guy burned in $4,000. No touchdowns on

Zack Blitz. Blitz, he said. Blitz. We blitz. We just blitzed and we just got No, you That was not a blitz.

That was not a blitz. Blitz. Throw the wrong blitz. Oh no. Nice. Nice. Nice field goal range. You

got to be more right. closer. Safety quest. Safety. Yeah, I won. The world's Jesus.

No, I thought it was going to be a pick. All right. We're in third. Yeah, we're third.

Your pick. Yeah, your pick is coming, Zach. Mine is too late. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You You only throw picks when you say you're going to throw picks.

No, I throw them at all times. But you always say you're going to throw it before you throw.

Yeah, I know. And I feel my pick coming. But what if you just don't What if you just

What if we run the ball first? I'm All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I like that. Let's run the ball a little bit.

I want to Eagle. Fumbles are off. Super Bowl. Fumbles are turned off. Yes. I was so drunk.

You were drunk. Maybe from the night before. Oh, that was tough. stays my way. Seriously,

all things considered until the audio guy bang me. I hate this part. Oh, no. All right.

No. Run it. Run it. Run it. Run it. Let's get a pause. Do not throw an interception.

You just got a sack. Do not throw an interception. Get it all back right now. Yeah, I do. It's third down.

It's four down territory. It's third down, man. Yeah. No, we're in trouble. All right. I got a plan to not throw a pick.

Super organic right here. No. Pick up the 14 right here. I got a plan to not throw a pick. And this is the plan.

Oh no. Oh, what do we do? We got to go. We got to go. I don't know if we got I don't know if

we got to go. I got to go. He can't Zachard. Now we're Now we're talking. Now we're on the same page.

All right, boys. Biggest play of the game. All right, scumbag. Now was a great time for you to get that pick we were talking about.

That was a great time for you to get that pick we were talking about. I had to go to Hos. Why does he catch that? I know he was covered, but catch that, dude. Zack, now's a great TIME TO GET THE PICK.

We're in a lot of trouble. We're in a lot of trouble. This is going to be a miracle. We're in miracle zone, boys. We're in miracle zone.

The chat wouldn't want us to win on day one anyway. No, glitch play. We got a glitch play. We got to go glitch or no.

We're down 14. That ain't enough. I love that. Zach's got one stopping him. He's got one pick in him.

Somebody's got to have something. He's got one stopping them. And I'm going to tell you this right now. I'm confident we can score 15.

Oh yeah. Go for two. Yeah, we got to go for two. All go. They're all go back here. HE DOESN'T HAVE AN ARM.

ALL RIGHT. OPEN THOUGH. We back. We're back. Should I start going for two right now?

No. No. Stevie says go for two here. Stevie. What is What's the play? Uh, so that'll be tight open.

Where? Gun gun. Tight open. This is the antiatic. Open. No, you're you just down. Down.

Down. Down. Right there. Triangle. What you see? You're good. You got time. So, either running back, triangle, or circle.

Nice. All right. We're fighting, boys. We're fighting. If we ever needed you to get a stop,

he tells Zack to use her the linebacker. Use her the linebacker. I don't know what that means.

You just got to control the linebacker. He's been He's just playing as a Dline.

I believe in you, Zach. Dline's not doing [ __ ] You believe in yourself? Maybe next drive.

I like the next drive. Next drive. Next drive. I'm sorry. I should have answered that. Zach, do you want to envision an interception?

I feel it coming. Interception is nice. We need to stop. Let's envision that. Oh, Lord. moment all my life. Oh. Oh.

Oh my god. LeBron. NICE. LET'S GO, ZACK. Come on, Zack. Let's go, Zack. Let's go.

One stop. Rest of your life. One stop for the rest of your life. Oh. One stop for the rest of your life.

They got TO PUNK. What a terrible call by Ryan Day to run that [ __ ] punk. Oh, you to run that right now, dude.

Who be houseless? Who be houseless? outside. All right, I'm in a good spot. What? What? What? Never mind.

Oh, Zach, that was an unbelievable stop. Unbelievable stop. Oh, yeah. We need We need at least one stop, Max. If we went stopless, it was just like nothing. Get rid of it. Way to get rid of it. Way to get rid of it. Smart ball. Smart ball. I the wheel run's always good to us.

Oh no. All right, we got our pick out the way. That was my pick. Pick out the way early.

Way early. I We still haven't gotten Zach's pick yet. Oh, if I had thrown it just a little bit earlier, I [ __ ] He was open.

What's meme saying? They're saying turn off by speed cuz Zach doesn't play manto man.

Turn off what? They're They're saying turn off the He was open because I'm He was refuses to play man.

I have to throw that earlier. What are you doing, dude? Let downs [ __ ] go downhill.

Quarterback's name is Brenda Chandler. Chandless deck. Crazy coincidence. All right, Zach.

Your pick is coming. You didn't even get your pick yet. I can't believe I threw that.

Pick this part. Although I can cuz I said I was going to and then I did. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. [ __ ]

It's fine. All right. Well, they score quick, so that's good. Yeah, that's I can score quick.

We can all go play. I can score quick. All go. Get it right back. I'll [ __ ] score quick on their face. No more picks.

50 balls here. Yeah, they're going to murder us. I I [ __ ] up though because like you got the one stop we needed and then I just couldn't I couldn't [ __ ] do it. There should be more stops for you.

No, no one's open. It's okay. My offense is broken. I've broken my own offense.

Shaking his head. Was that stupid? Yes. Oh my god. I should have just ran it. Zack turned off Zack turned off the speed and then went into man.

Zack turned off the speed and then went into man. All right. All right. Oh yeah. So much space. So much space.

Oh, I tried to hurdle. Didn't hurt. Certainly didn't hurt. Got out of now. Oh, dude. Keep your feet. Got it. I don't have anything. I'm [ __ ] Oh my god.

Oh my god. That was good. That was good. That was good. Zack, you're going to get another.

You can tell my offense is broken because I'm just scrambling. I have nothing. I seeing nothing. I I have nothing.

That guy's getting tired though, probably. I don't see it. I'm trying not to throw a pick, guys. I don't know what to do. I'm trying not to throw a pick. I'm trying so hard not to throw a pick, and it's it's paralyzing me. It's paralyzed. Can't play scared.

I'm paralyzed. Can't play scared. I'm completely paralyzed. This might be it, boys. This might be all she wrote.

Why? Why isn't he running? Okay. Why was he moving like that? He's pretty tired.

Oh, [ __ ] He's tired. I can't have him be tired right now. You want to put the backup in?

No, I can't have him be tired. That was crazy. He was in mud. All right, we're screwed with time, huh? Cuz I need to run the ball cuz my quarterback can't [ __ ] walk right now.

How tired is he? Really tired. All right, now I got to throw. I got to throw in the end zone.

He's really, really tired. Oh no. This is just killing time. He dropped that. No.

No. Fourth and one. Oh, what do I do? I have to sneak. This game. Oh my god. We got to go.

I My plays are I know. Choke. We got to go. I know. THIS ISN'T THE PLAY I WANTED. This isn't the play I wanted. There's a problem.

Run it. Get in there. Get there. WHAT? OH, this is a slow. This is a Donovan McNav.

Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] It just I just ran out of time because I was so focused on not throwing a pick.

Andy Reed. Andy Reed. Andy Reed. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is disaster. We got We got to throw and score.

This is a disaster. An absolute disaster. No, this isn't the play I wanted. Oh no,

he got He didn't get in. First single. No. Oh my god. This is the longest drive ever.

Go go go. No. WHAT? OH. OH. OH NO. OH NO. I THOUGHT IT WAS A SNEAK. I thought it was a sneak. I thought it was

It got the It got the job done. That was That will go down as the worst drive in the history.

No, it won't. It ended in a It was so bad. It can't be the worst drive. The the the drive where he threw a pick was way worse than that.

My guy was Chambles was [ __ ] on like E the whole drive. Go for two. We go for two here. You going

No, no, no. Oh, we already went for two. In case they kick a field goal. No, you're still wrong.

Well, no, actually, no. You're right. You're right. [ __ ] All right. Do we kick away?

On tide. No. No. He already kicked away. We can't We can't We can't We can't call timeout.

Audible. Audible. Audible. Zack knows he [ __ ] up. Audible. Look at Zach's face. He knows he [ __ ] up.

You [ __ ] up so bad. Audible. You got to do the pooch. Got to do your kick. Blowing away. Blowing away. You just got to get a stop now.

Blowing away. You just got to get a stop. Went all the way. And then we were And then I was thinking two different things.

It could work out. It could work out. He's going to crib it. They're going to get They got to where the onside would have been.

All right, we have three stop. Come on. All right, Zach. You hit that timeout. He's going by.

I mean, they're going to run the ball, right? Just go man. Blitz. They're going to run the ball. Zack.

Just switch to another run. Commit. They're going to run the ball. Zack, what are you in?

Bluntman. Coach him up, Zack. They're in. They're going to run. They're in the Use your linebacker. He switched to zone.

Where are you? OH, NICE. NICE. DEFENSE. TIME OUT. TIME OUT. OUT. TIME OUT. Time out. We turned down

Blutman, coach him up. Coach him up, Blutman. Memes, do we want to run commit? No, you got to coach him up, Blut.

He doesn't listen to me, Zack. I kind of want you to run commit. Oh, no. Oh my god.

We don't even have any linebackers. Oh, no. They're running. THEY'RE RUNNING. OKAY. TIME OUT.

THIS IS IT. ZACK, what does he do? Do you do you do the zone here? Blood. Third down.

Bloodman can't hear me. I hear you. I'm petrified. I'm also petrified. But you got to you got to be Yeah. If you're going zone, take off speed.

You got one. Be the linebacker. Be the linebacker. Let's go, Zack. Plant plant yourself on the first down line. Drop back. Drop the middle linebacker back. Yep. Drop cover.

Middle of the field RIGHT THERE. TAKE the take down. All right, guys. What do we do on offense? Cuz I don't know. I don't I'm not I'm not going to run the cheese play,

honestly. What you did last round? Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. That took too long. You got one timeout still.

We do. I had to catch I thought there was a I didn't see the fair cash. I thought there was

What is that memes? What are you doing? You got this. You belieing right now, Max?

I'm believing. You believing. I feel like we're believer. I can feel it. Why wouldn't we be?

I know. I just I I can feel so overwhelmingly that I had to ask. I'm so nervous.

I don't feel good. I don't feel good. Oh, I got my juice back. I got my juice back. I got my juice back.

Get out of bounds. Oh boy. Thank you. This is massive. Someone just fart. No, I got the hiccups.

That was a huge drop. He has hiccups. Huge drop. Had the hiccups really bad. Is that the hiccup?

Yeah, it's that cookie. No, it wasn't. It's the cookie. I dumb fried something. What a toss.

Oh yeah. Does the clock stop? NO. DUDE, IN INCHES. WHAT THE [ __ ] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] Oh

no. We want to [ __ ] I don't know where to run. I don't know where to run. I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] This is [ __ ] This is so [ __ ] I'm going to force it into H. Oh.

Oh god. Is that a blitz? It panics. I panicked. Jeez. Timing was crazy. I panics.

All right, we go again tomorrow. 5:00 Central. I'm sorry, guys. I panicked. We had it.

We had him. We had him. We had a beat. I got to play a lot better than that. 5 o'clock central. We're going to come back. We're going to try to win a national title again. Maybe 4:30 so we have more time. 4:30 Central. Still can buy stellblue coffee.com. Two PS5s and we're giving away a third prize. You get to game with Zach.

Play the game. Could be fun. All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow. Sorry, I panicked. I panicked. Hey, hey hey.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "The Return of Coach Duggs | College Football 26"?

Dan Katz (Big Cat) (Host), Zach (Host), Jerry (Guest), Hank (Guest), Memes (Host), Blutman (Guest), Shane (Guest), Nat (Guest).

What is "The Return of Coach Duggs | College Football 26" about?

Coach Duggs and his team embark on a livestream adventure to win a national championship in college football through a series of interactive gaming sessions. The event includes spinning a wheel to select teams and coordinators, with opportunities for viewers to win prizes, including PlayStation 5 consoles, while engaging in the competitive gameplay over multiple streaming sessions.

What is mentioned in this Pardon My Take episode?

81 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Sugar Bowl, Hank Blutman, Ohio State, defensive coordinator, Indiana, Texas A&M. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "The Return of Coach Duggs | College Football 26"?

The episode runs 3 h 2 min; the transcript is about 25,545 words in 982 timestamped sections.

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