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Creator of GREYLOCK vs. McKinney Family Home Videos - Analog Horror
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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Creator of GREYLOCK vs. McKinney Family Home Videos - Analog Horror", an episode of Rob Gavagan published April 8, 2024 (49 min, about 5,420 words). It mentions 5 people, works and ideas, including The mckin Family Home Videos, Greylock, Bible study, Book of Enoch, Lynchburg.
What is discussed, and when
- – 5:00: The mckin Family Home Videos, Greylock
- – 25:00: Bible study, Lynchburg
- – 30:00: Greylock
- – 40:00: Book of Enoch
- – 49:21: The mckin Family Home Videos
Notable quotes from "Creator of GREYLOCK vs. McKinney Family Home Videos - Analog Horror"
Family home videos and it is just a series of Home Videos the channel has seven videos up right now and I talked to the creator of this series and he said he has more already pretty much finished and on the way but.
about The mckin Family Home Videos · atThat was excellent that really was that was great so I'm going to go to the next video which is Bible study 1996 subtitles captions they're not available for anyone wondering they are not.
about Bible study · atAll what the [ __ ] oh site of lynchburg's pest house is that what that says a 1640 serves as Confederate quarantine Hospital oh it's hard to get a date on that it's.
about Lynchburg · atProbably this little book right here I can't really make out the titles on okay that looks like it says two State I know that it's probably a book about what the two states…
about Book of Enoch · at
Who and what is mentioned in this episode?
Books & papers
- Book of Enoch — Book · Referenced work · 2 mentions · first at
A book spotted in the horror series, noted for its anachronistic presence.
Products & tech
- The mckin Family Home Videos — Product · Business focus · 3 mentions · first at
A horror series reviewed in the podcast, noted for its authenticity and effort. - Greylock — Product · Business focus · 3 mentions · first at
An analog horror series created by the podcast host, mentioned in passing.Because seriously you know that keeps creators like myself going for those of you who don't know I am the creator of Greylock the analog horror series Greylock and yeah so I…
Places & events
- Bible study — Event · Setting · 1 mention · first at
Part of the narrative in the horror series, contributing to the eerie atmosphere. - Lynchburg — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in the context of a historical site related to the horror series.
Full transcript with timestamps
hello everybody and welcome back to my channel I decided uh why not review another horror series online it seemed to be something a lot of you were into and you uh gave me your opinions which I appreciate immensely so uh what I did is I started to go on the hunt for a series I could cover that maybe wasn't getting a whole lot of attention yet I found one I found an an excellent little series I only watched a very little bit of it but I could tell already the amount of effort that went into it which you'll be able to tell very quickly it's called The mckin Family Home Videos okay mckin family home videos and it is just a series of Home Videos the channel has seven videos up right now and um I talked to the creator of this series and he said he has more already pretty much finished and on the way but now each one of these only has a couple hundred views maybe I don't I don't think even that so
uh I mean you know what to do but first let me let me introduce you to it a little bit but be sure to go over and subscribe and watch um his content because seriously you know that keeps creators like myself going uh for those of you who don't know I am the creator of Greylock the analog horror series Greylock and uh yeah so I decided to start also reviewing things and I figured you know I could help people and get them some more exposure and whatnot so that's what we're going to do we're going to jump right back in and we're going to roll with it so we're going to start with the first video on the mckin Family Home Videos called move in 1991 let us begin
Grand reveal moment over here but this is it here's the house took forever but I think bad happened there I think we're going to love it think the kids are really going to love it thank you again for watching them by the way while we get everything all situated I want to try to rake some of these leaves up before the uh before they get here pretty exciting stuff we have one tree already uh already turning here these ones have already died and as you can see Jess is already uh good put out some of your Halloween decor that you gave us thank you again someone gave you Halloween decor thank you enough I was back in the '90s I guess maybe that but let's take a look at the house there's only one thing out a flag definely need some work probably want to clean out these gutters a little bit see well that's a little weird M now listen I don't know if you've watched Greylock or not but I know when
a screen is off a window that's that's a bad thing okay just I'm just saying tape four something to look into um but I know the realtor said the place hadn't been nobody been living here for a while I think much of it maybe like a party house or something I don't know we've got most of our furniture inside I'll show you what we're working with but things are things are definitely looking up also we have this Big Field back here I really would love to clean up at some point it's a little bit of a mess but let's get inside that's weird I'll uh add it to the list of things that need to be taken care of before the kidss get here yeah check out this view every morning sun coming up over those mountains is there a dog you'll have to visit we do we don't have a guest room set up yet a nice view it's going to be the the well the the extra room we have is is going to be Christy's room obviously but uh I'd be willing to uh
relinquish relinquish our room if Jess will allow it and then we'll just we'll just couch it if ever you want to visit no obligation of course but I'm sure that Christy would love to see Grandma at some point other than going to her house on the weekends I'd love to sleep she already got her Halloween decorations put out oh it's only September but she's out here already getting getting the village set up didn't have a ton of space yet we're not fully settled in so she only put out a few things but look at this we have the haunted fun house we got the the the the pumpkins we've got this guy we got the blackout Diner Cafe thing it's com together I think that by Halloween we'll be all situated in here see this is one of those things you have to kind of be very careful with and and here's the thing and this will be brought up a number of times through through us watching any analog horror series this is something for me
personally again a lot of people don't give a crap about this I go kind of too far with it and I know that sometimes it's unavoidable but it's in terms of authenticity this looks good like if we go back just a little bit here we can see that like this furniture is obviously old it would fit for the '90s you know so I feel like it was a deliberate choice now if you look behind me I've designed an entire like set room thing for a '90s setup wood paneling on the walls this old picture a lot of this almost all of it is actually from the 9s I've got an old console TV you can't really see it but it's right like down here maybe if I move my move my stuff out of the way a little bit you can yeah you see it you see the conso you see the console TV there yeah yeah right there and it's all functional you know it's still surprisingly works but I've got a lot of stuff but so I can I appreciate that I go you know I go in on
authenticity authenticity makes me hoard and looking at stuff like this this is great this is awesome now I'm not sure the thing is if someone really wanted to like put it to the test they could like look up those little Halloween decorations and see try to find out when they maybe you know were you know they came out or if they were even available in the '90s if they're vintage you know so stuff like that no one really does that though again this is a me thing this is something that I'm really kind of I you know get it's my Kink you know authenticity and analog horror is my Kink and uh yeah so don't King Shame thing it's coming together I think that by Halloween we'll be all situated in here but come on let's continue that tour once again Jessica forgot to make her bed but I she's just excited to finally be settled in I know it's been a while long time coming but she's also got your painting hung up Jess was insistent that
we got this one up she loves this painting so much where is Jess where is she love endures all things got the creepy basement stairs which I'm hoping haven't fully decided yet I don't know if we're going to want the kids down here why would you there is some mold we're having a guy come in and get that taken care of but uh I don't know we we got down here and the first thing that Jess said was oh this smells just like my grandma's basement so uh you know ASB bestus and Lead pain all that fun stuff I don't I I mean I don't think that's what we're looking at here or anything like that but just want to be safe more than anything but let's take a look down here and see what we got okay now you have to see the creepy basement so first thing to note there is no power down here um breaker's been open I flipped it a couple times nothing will not turn on um but hey I got my second fridge so it's
all working together um we just kind of throwing stuff down here a lot of I know you can't really see we got Christmas decorations a lot of extra boxes and stuff um but then there's stuff that they left there's all this stuff back here so we're going to Rifle through this see if there's any any goodies or anything to be found out here uh finally got my exercise bike super excited another one of the wonderful uh Treasures that we're Left Behind uh we got these chairs that are pretty nice by the way just want to point out this guy really has like an authentic way of speaking sounds like he's actually kind of doing doing a little house tour for a friend of his on his video camera you know it's really well done it's really well done and speaking of which that looks like a tripod that we're looking at right here for like a like camera or lighting or something I'm sure it's something different I mean I know it's a
tripod you can tell by but you know and if you look here you can see our very spacious backyard I'm sorry I have to see what that was that we left behind uh we got these chairs that are pretty nice and if okay by the way I knew how to do this before I knew you could go frame by frame it just wasn't working when I tried it and it's because I had been trying it from like a different browser so I can't remember why it wasn't doing it but I do I did know you could do that you know okay I got like a thousand comments plus I like the challenge sometimes okay I just like the challenge sometimes it's definitely a like a tripod but I don't know what's on top of it kind of reminds me a little bit of a teleprompter to be honest but it's uh huh wonder if it's a clue going to shoot clug go yeah I don't know interesting okay all right little bit suspicious but all right out here you can see our very spacious
backyard beautiful Woods I think Fallout here is going to be great the kids are going to love it the highways out there but it's kind of like a you kind like you'd walk outside there's there's a cliff bit of a dip you kind of have to Trek through the woods to go down the cliff so I don't foresee an issue I may talk to the realtor about getting a fence installed but I don't think it's anything that's really REM on the radar right now but this is look at that it's all old [ __ ] the house look at this you see that check this out who are these people I wonder if these were the original tenants tenants huh mean owners have to reach out to reach out to the real turn and see start for that looks like a wedding picture I would hate for them to just not have their their wedding picture well I'm with the tour they're dead now but this is it this is our house we've got everything up and running here I'm
super I'm super looking forward to it I think the kids are really going to love it I think that look at that kitchen that's an old looking kitchen man that's an old ass kitchen where did you even film this that's really cool and look at that fridge on the side there that's great man look at that the wallpaper everything that's awesome man what the hell that's great really really cool so you have access to an old ass House of some some kind or I don't know if this is maybe archival type footage that you did applied a voice over to I have have no idea I doubt it it seems way too I don't know it just I doubt it there's definitely a dog I knew it where's Jessica by the way but this is it this is our house we've got everything up and running here I'm super I'm super looking forward to it I think the kids are really going to love it I think that Jess and I really just need to start over with everything
that's been going oh sorry hold on hello hey how's it going yeah no this is this is fine this is a good time just uh we're just getting settled in Dad's moving um my wife is out right now um and my the kids are uh they're they're at their Grandma's house well they're they're at my mom's house yeah no we had a we had a really good time the other day too you know we we're new in town we don't really know anybody so it was it was nice yeah we don't necessarily consider oursel uh I guess spiritual or religious people but it was it was nice and the fact that it's you know so close to where we live it's it's it was a good setup I really enjoyed I really like like being there suspicious red flag well to to be honest my my mom was a very you know I feel weird talking on the phone but my mom was a very religious person growing up and she had her own series of rules and you know when we when we moved out here you know
this was the the church that she recommended and we kind of did it as one of those things to appease our our elders and uh we actually ended up really really liking there's a lot less conservative I guess than we were expecting but it's it's not in a bad way or anything like that I just uh like I said my mom had a lot of issues when we were younger but it seems like she's gotten that all worked out so it's it's good yeah no we would we would love to we'd love to come again this weekend Bros am I I mean I get it Sor my wife will be there my my uh daughters will be there I think it'll be good I really want to talk about getting too involved in church over the phone I that be uh oh that be more of yeah I uh getting toool in church over the phone I that be definitely more of a an inperson thing yeah I uh thank you thank you for calling yeah thank you for for being so nice and uh what oh yeah sure I'll be on the loot
out for that thank you what is that all right well yeah I'll uh I'll see you Sunday morning then all right no no no you're not going to end on me [ __ ] listen to that all right yeah hear that thank you right all right yeah thank you thank you all right all right well yeah I'll uh I'll see you Sunday morning then all right K okay so this seems to have changed hold on I don't know if he set down the camera first of all why did he go why did he set down the camera in front of this I didn't even see a place for to be set down let's use the tripod and then uh aimed it at this or is this an image that was like edited onto the tape now keep in mind this is 1991 this editing equipment was not really I mean it was a thing but it was more advanced it wasn't something really commonly found consumer grade seems like this this photo has been changing a lot mhm oops look at that yes just like getting
darker or maybe something is overlaying on to it I don't know I don't know yeah sure I'll be on look out for that thank you all right all right well yeah I'll uh I'll see you Sunday morning then I'll see you Sunday morning then all right well yeah I'll uh I'll see you Sunday morning then all right by he is up bye bye
bye okay so that was awesome very authentic hear that sound and then there was that that zipping footage I don't know if we'll get anything from it maybe it's the um brake light a car I don't know I don't know all right cool but that was uh that was excellent that really was that was great so I'm going to go to the next video which is Bible study 1996 subtitles captions they're not available for anyone wondering they are not
available is that Jessica what's a CO missing date of birth 14965 age 31 sex or gender female race white eyes blue hair brown height 57 weight 127 lb wearing jeans and a green sweater I identifying characteristics tattoo of a cross on left wrist last scene May 17th 1993 wait a minute she wasn't the girl from the beginning is she I don't know how much we actually see of her it doesn't mention a nose ring but she definitely has one and the more you look at her the more like kind of creepier she gets you know she gets kind of creepier and creepier no offense to the actress it's a good thing it's a compliment like I'd like to just stare at your face not that your face is inherently creepy it's the context and the the quality of the video and whatnot and and then she smiles like I'm having a good day just looking at Goats yeah we don't see anything else yeah I don't I don't think that's her maybe not I don't know maybe it is
maybe it isn't I don't know white women am I right sorry oh I didn't like that [ __ ] at all what the [ __ ] oh site of lynchburg's pest house is that what that says a 1640 serves as Confederate quarantine Hospital uh oh it's hard to get a date on that it's got to be like 18 so not 16 but 18 and then at the end destroyed I don't know I can't really get much out of the date to say for certain but 1865 it looks like is in there oops
okay um thought you ask I think go here real quick just in case h i don't I don't know what it actually H I don't know interesting probably irrelevant okay another missing poster date of birth 71 1972 age 24 sex gender female race white eyes missing missing that's okay hair brown height 54 weight 134 wearing black dress identifying characteristics tattoo of a cross on left wrist last scene 623 1993 so that still the next month she's gone she's also got a tattoo of across on her left wrist heriz are missing the fact that they put that on the poster is interesting they usually you know uh I I don't think they would put missing on the poster um it's it's creepy though that you know it makes me think like okay so who the hell made this missing
o oh oh okay there's people with flashlight that's fire it I got to say they did a very good job I've I've obtained a lot of VHS tapes that I've like purchased on eBay or whatever should see how many VHS tapes I have it's asinine just to get like footage off of them to like use for Greylock or something like that whatever the footage might be maybe it's like some old cable news thing and I can extract something from from it but I've I've seen a number of home movies and a lot of it with people with video cameras just because they were still such a new thing even in 1996 for a lot of people no one had them and they were they were these things you had to like log around usually just they would film pretty much the most mundane [ __ ] and never said they wouldn't say anything they'd just be like just and you're like why are you filming this [ __ ] but uh you know it's it's great it really is it's a it's a
part of the 90s man 80s too really and 70s Maybe what the [ __ ] was that oh we got an orb check out this little or he oh I there you go little s oh just kidding it was a [ __ ] bug people oh no no no missing 924 1974 age 22 sex gender female race oh it says help me in there doesn't it and it's got that like glitching [ __ ] over it now I know that that's a an effect you can do um there are a lot of uh you know like generator type things out there text generators that you can you just punch in text and it'll convert it to that look like that now I'm wondering if maybe a different glitch effect some kind of different thing here might have worked better just because that's been that's be kind of become a meme a little bit you know still I like how help me is in there I do like that eyes brown hair brown height 52 weight 117 wearing shame okay who's who's putting these out because how do they know these things
identifying characteristics tattoo of a cross on left wrist what does it say there I don't know if it says anything there looks kind of like it says something bad here a naughty word in here kind of like part of a naughty word I don't know last scene 923 1993 okay so that is wasn't when was the date the first girl went missing okay 517 but the next girl was 623 and then this girl is 923 I thought maybe they might have all been 23 but I suppose not those eyes we trusted
you sorry Heaven Is Not Yours who you okay stop stop it [ __ ] I hated that oh I hated that [ __ ] I hated that I hate when things ah I don't like when things get progressively louder and then the scream like they I don't like [ __ ] like that you are not welcome here fine I'm leaving I hate [ __ ] like that so much [ __ ] especially when the volume's like pumping in my headphones which it is oh man I didn't like that at all that was really bad that hurt me that hurt me that was a that was but like like shut up there's something here going on and this is all [ __ ] last scene you left me okay Matt Matt yeah I'm going to need you to enhance this image Matt Matt okay enhance yeah give me a sec do we learn anything Matt Matt come in okay let's see
here okay do we learn anything from this um nope great that is excellent information holy crap I mean I don't know what it is because I'm filming right now but wow that is a revelation I'm going to do this to myself again just because I like being scared what is that thing o i that's really good that's really good I really like boobs sorry wow that was good that was really good sorry about the end there h third grade graduation okay you know what I think we're going to watch this one next we're already at almost 40 minutes in holy crap I take forever with this [ __ ] sorry so sorry still figuring out my groove you
know for this is like a school isn't it pretty clearly 342 there were people in there that's a door in a school there are no books ooh a spider construction plan is that what that says I don't know circumcision maybe I shouldn't have worn the 50 lb iron Lin boots
today this the basketball sitting there can hear a lot of people around but a poor thing just a baby there's a toilet Meer the library oh hold on okay so here's one of the examples from earlier I was mentioning let's be extra careful just for me just for me I don't you know this is just me probably this little book right here I can't really make out the titles on okay that looks like it says two State I know that it's probably a book about what the two states solution two State delusion I think that might say let me see if that's a book yes okay that looks like the same book or it could very well be a version of it see it right there so as we see that is a book um and this is one of the things you got to look out for originally published in 2015 so that automatically tells me this is definitely obvious I mean we we all knew that see this is me being like again with the authenticity [ __ ] and
there's no way to be perfect there's no way to be perfect I've I have some things in I mean I've tried to get as much actual [ __ ] I've even got like old empty cleaning containers and food containers from the ' 80s and '90s and [ __ ] that I can use as props for later episodes and whatnot or even later projects but that's just the kind of stuff that gets me going where you know I'm like really into that um again it's not something 99.99% of people are going to give a [ __ ] about but when going through an area like this I would say you know the Creator asked you know for some feedback but I'm also giving this feedback to any you know spiring creators or um current creators who give a [ __ ] about this stuff at all like I do which it's going to be very few of you but you want to make sure you set up your shot before you go through you know even just turning that book to the side just while you shoot you know I can't
really make out anything else that I can see here and I'm not going to try to nitpick like there could have been I could have you know tried to nitpick the the sign outside on the fence that was blah blah blah right before going into the school you know there's always going to be something we live in the 2020s you know what I mean so wait is it that I don't remember where we live but yeah that's that's it and you know so it can't be perfect nothing is you know what I mean and I'm not saying I am by any stretch I'm just saying these are things to think about if you want to provide like a full-blown immersive experience where someone like for instance nightm he's a guy who really nitpicks and digs through things because that's his thing um you're kind of a Beyond his ability to criticize anything that you may have done anything that would pull out of the experience again very few people like me
very few PE very few people like nightm mind but just saying just throwing it out there okay if that's your goal if you want to go that way these are things to consider like turning books maybe only filming down a certain certain aisle of the library where it's like specifically older books or whatever it may be whatever you can do you know then that's what you do
you better picked that up it wasn't here teachers you're not allowed in there mister looks like people working on a roof look like a kid was up there I begged you principal's office that's the principal's office please not here oh no principal wasn't a good guy I'm assuming don't ring don't okay it wasn't too loud thank God if you pick up you
die the devil will answer daughter bab to destruction the what you have done to us thees your inflence Jes okay so that was interesting um hold on your let me test something let me see if that's from anything very start of
this okay so this is uh sorry this is really kind of with the child crying is extra just disturbing we'll put on screen what he says so it's Psalms 1378 daughter Babylon doomed to destruction happy is the one who repays you according to what you have done to us happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks damn okay so we know that's what he's what he's saying there um sees your infants dashes them against the Rocks yeah also that's the new international version so of the Bible it's directly from that
yeah I won't come home again but only you know why ooh that was a that was a that was a girl or something right okay Matt yeah enhance enhance image Matt wow that is enlightning thank you wow I hope damn dude all right so that was third grade graduation 1994 okay everyone so because this video is already heading towards an hour long because I'm still figuring out my Pace thing here I've decided that I'm going to actually continue it later so yeah uh given the fact that it's already so long and hard um I figured that we're going to do the next four episodes maybe even five by that time because like I said this series is still ongoing um very soon after maybe I might even cover it in the live stream and then convert that into a video something like that either way a live stream is coming up very soon uh I would love to see y'all there if that's possible and I'm going to be on camera and all that it's going to be
back to the old ways and uh as I get myself back back and action you know what I mean so that's what we're doing and um I can't wait to to get to the rest of this because honestly this is is fantastic so far I would love you go down in the description this channel is down there please go subscribe they have 81 subscribers right now their highest viewed video is one of the videos I haven't covered yet called scare Mar 1995 and it's at 961 views they deserve ve so much more than that so much more for the sheer effort alone that's gone into this they deserve so much more than that so please I ask of you please subscribe watch the series even watch ahead that's fine but I'm going to cover the rest very soon um as I said possibly in a live stream possibly and uh yeah we'll go from there okay so all right I wish I could do the whole thing right now but I'll give my full thoughts and everything on on it um
as as we finish it up and I'll get to that very shortly after the release of this video okay pretty much repeating myself at this point so I'm GNA go now okay well bye
Questions about this episode
What is discussed in "Creator of GREYLOCK vs. McKinney Family Home Videos - Analog Horror"?
In order: 0:00 The mckin Family Home Videos, Greylock; 20:00 Bible study, Lynchburg; 25:00 Greylock; 35:00 Book of Enoch; 45:00 The mckin Family Home Videos.
What is mentioned in this Rob Gavagan episode?
5 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including The mckin Family Home Videos, Greylock, Bible study, Book of Enoch, Lynchburg. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.
How long is "Creator of GREYLOCK vs. McKinney Family Home Videos - Analog Horror"?
The episode runs 49 min; the transcript is about 5,420 words in 36 timestamped sections.
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