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The Dems fumbled the shutdown so spectacularly, it can only be described as “New York Giants-esque”
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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "The Dems fumbled the shutdown so spectacularly, it can only be described as “New York Giants-esque”", an episode of The Daily Show published November 11, 2025 (1 min, about 179 words). It mentions 5 people, works and ideas, including New York, New York, New York Football Giants, win probability chart, Chicago, Chicago Bears.
What is discussed, and when
Notable quotes from "The Dems fumbled the shutdown so spectacularly, it can only be described as “New York Giants-esque”"
For those of you who don't follow the New York Football Giants, because let's say you value your time on this earth, this is a football team that on three separate occasions this season has blown.
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Who and what is mentioned in this episode?
Companies & orgs
- New York Football Giants — Company · 1 mention · first at
For those of you who don't follow the New York Football Giants, because let's say you value your time on this earth, this is a football team that on three separate occasions this season has blown.
- Chicago Bears — Company · 1 mention · first at
I refer you for instance to this win probability chart from Sunday's game against the Chicago Bears where you can see the New York Giants chance of victory CLIMBS TO 97% BEFORE THEY TRIP ON THEIR OWN DICKS.
Concepts & topics
- win probability chart — Concept · 1 mention · first at
I refer you for instance to this win probability chart from Sunday's game against the Chicago Bears where you can see the New York Giants chance of victory.
Places & events
- New York, New York — Place · 2 mentions · first at
- Chicago — Place · 1 mention · first at
I refer you for instance to this win probability chart from Sunday's game against the Chicago Bears where you can see the New York Giants chance of victory CLIMBS TO 97% BEFORE THEY TRIP ON THEIR OWN DICKS.
Full transcript with timestamps
This is a worldclass collapse by Democrats. It It would be like being up 10 points with three minutes left to go in a game and still finding a way to miraculously lose it for the fourth time in just one month. For those of you who don't follow the New York Football Giants, because let's say you value your time on this earth, this is a football team that on three separate occasions this season has blown games that statistically speaking, based on their sizable leads, visav, the amount of time left in the athletic contest, they had a 95 to 99% chance of winning.
I refer you for instance to this win probability chart from Sunday's game against the Chicago Bears where you can see the New York Giants chance of victory CLIMBS TO 97% BEFORE THEY TRIP ON THEIR OWN DICKS AND FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. AND AGAIN, I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO INSIDE FOOTBALL HERE, BUT YOU'RE NOT supposed to do that.
Questions about this episode
What is discussed in "The Dems fumbled the shutdown so spectacularly, it can only be described as “New York Giants-esque”"?
In order: 0:00 New York, New York, Chicago, Chicago Bears, New York Football Giants.
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5 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including New York, New York, New York Football Giants, win probability chart, Chicago, Chicago Bears. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.
How long is "The Dems fumbled the shutdown so spectacularly, it can only be described as “New York Giants-esque”"?
The episode runs 1 min; the transcript is about 179 words in 3 timestamped sections.
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