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Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 Hour 2: Best Stugotz Dismissal

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 Hour 2: Best Stugotz Dismissal", an episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz published September 6, 2022 (47 min, about 8,002 words). It mentions 14 people, works and ideas, including Dan Le Batard, Wright Thompson, University of Miami, Hard Rock Stadium, Oregon Ducks.

What this episode is about

In this segment, Dan Le Batard and his co-hosts discuss the emotional return of the NFL season and the continued presence of college quarterback Bo Nix, who remains a surprising figure in college football. The conversation touches on various topics, including the Atlanta Braves, humorous personal anecdotes, and the changing landscape of college sports, all delivered with their signature comedic flair.

Key takeaways

  • Beau Nix playing college football feels like a sitcom plot twist; did we not graduate him yet?
  • Miami’s attendance might be a crowd ‘announcement’ more suited for a library than a football game.
  • Serena's career overshadowed by one set loss proves even legends have their haunting moments.
  • College football’s chaos blends nostalgia with disappointment, like eating old candy in a shiny new wrapper.
  • Laughing at South Carolina's cancelled game shows that sometimes, the absurdity of sports outshines the game itself.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Dan Le Batard, Miller Lite, University of Miami, Freddie Freeman
  2. – 10:00: Wright Thompson, University of Miami, Hard Rock Stadium
  3. – 20:00: Rabbi David Aaron
  4. – 25:00: Old Dominion, Virginia Beach, Virginia
  5. – 30:00: Fast and Loose F1
  6. – 35:00: DraftKings, Wright Thompson
  7. – 40:00: Kim Reynolds
  8. – 47:25: DraftKings

Notable quotes from "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 Hour 2: Best Stugotz Dismissal"

  • This is the dan levator show with this two guts podcast it is time for his two guys to share his game notes.
    about Dan Le Batard · at
  • Bonex is still in college football and he's an oregon duck quack i'm pretty sure beau nix replaced cam newton.
    about Oregon Ducks · at
  • The bravos they're good yep they started the slide they lost freddy freeman and they're still good dan if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it's bonex can you believe he's still playing.
    about Freddie Freeman · at
  • That i observed yeah we'll get to that in a sec shocked the university of miami didn't have a larger crowd considering they picked up the assistant coach of the year.
    about University of Miami · at
  • Can't imagine a worse place to have a sparse crowd than the rose bowl the granddaddy of them all hard rock stadiums not bad no i mean the rose bowl because it's just a series of aluminum hundreds of thousands of people speeds into the sky.
    about Hard Rock Stadium · at
  • Enough one that you find six minutes ago i don't like rick riley essays i don't like wright thompson i just don't like essays you don't like reading you like rinaldi well these…
    about Wright Thompson · at
  • You're gonna do that this episode is brought to you by the new podcast fast and loose f1 formula one drivers live life in the fast lane both on and off the track and wundery's new podcast fast and loosed f1 hosted by.
    about Fast and Loose F1 · at
  • This is the dan levator show with these two gods we're presented by draftkings sportsbook and official sports betting partner of the nfl download the draftking sportsbook app now and use codan for a special offer when you sign up that's.
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Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Dan Le Batard — Person · Host · 1 mention · first at
    Primary on-mic host steering the show’s segments (Weekend Observations, Sueys category) and reacting to Stugotz/Greg Cody bits.
  • Wright Thompson — Person · Referenced journalist/essayist (debated) · 4 mentions · first at
    Spark for a meta-argument about 'essays' in sports media; defended for reporting (Ukraine/national team) while also dismissed by Stugotz.
  • Freddie Freeman — Person · Referenced athlete (roster-change example) · 1 mention · first at
    Used to illustrate the Atlanta Braves staying strong despite losing a star player.
  • Patrick Nix — Person · Referenced athlete (family context) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as Bo Nix’s father and former Auburn quarterback to support the 'Bo Nix has been around forever' joke and timeline.
    As a child at those games like going and sitting in the stands as an auburn he was like a nine-year-old his dad played quarterback patrick nicks for auburn and yes he was at those games i mean he was great he had a year he had a game.
  • Rabbi David Aaron — Person · Referenced athlete (prompt/question) · 1 mention · first at
    Used in a speculative question about durability/health and home-run power amid broader baseball talk.
    The giancarlo stanton injury question for everyone if your life depended on you being right and you had to guess on aaron judge would you guess yes or no it's a question for everyone feel free.
  • Kim Reynolds — Person · Referenced journalist (Suey nominee target) · 1 mention · first at
    Appears in the 'Best Stugotz Dismissal' nominees where Stugotz dismisses him in a press-box/deadline context.
    Has-been whoa give me the last great book he's written go ahead i dare you sue gotz dismisses tim reynolds we're on deadline too they're gonna kick us out of that press box a…

Places & events

  • University of Miami — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a football game and its crowd size.
  • Hard Rock Stadium — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a college football game and its crowd size.
  • Oregon Ducks — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of college football and a player's affiliation.
  • Old Dominion — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a college football game delay.
    Assuming this ended okay and that they're fine now and they're not still stuck but the virginia tech old dominion game was delayed because the tv co the coaches for virginia…
  • Virginia Beach, Virginia — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a college football game delay.
    Assuming this ended okay and that they're fine now and they're not still stuck but the virginia tech old dominion game was delayed because the tv co the coaches for virginia…

Sponsors

  • DraftKings — Company · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Official sports betting partner of the NFL, mentioned as a sponsor of the podcast.
  • Miller Lite — Company · Sponsor · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a sponsor bringing the weekend observations segment.
    No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my voice too weekend observations brought to you by miller lite great taste 96 calories available for delivery they deliver beer.
  • Fast and Loose F1 — Media · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a new podcast sponsored by the show.

Full transcript with timestamps

this is the dan levator show with this two guts podcast it is time for his two guys to share his game notes no one in the media will tell you what happened better than my voice too weekend observations brought to you by miller lite great taste 96 calories available for delivery they deliver beer dan we wait seven months for it but it feels like a lifetime and i think we can all agree that in these uncertain times we need it more than ever the hits the one hand grabs the teasers the open parlays the red zone channel brady rogers belichick and of course dan campbell dan it's here make no mistake about it the nfl is back yeah it is excited yes yeah bonex is still in college football and he's an oregon duck quack i'm pretty sure beau nix replaced cam newton at auburn and he's still in college football it's a little shocking it's crazy that can't be true beau knicks is still in college i said

i'm pretty sure no he's still in college i'm not certain he replaced camden he feels like it i'm with you like a ga or something but he's still in college yes stu gotz i don't know if you noticed uh greg cody just tucked his uh muumu into his pregnant belly over there i did i'm trying to give myself a little bit of modesty not that that's possible with this outfit when i tell you about the braves dan problem big problem the b and braves stands for big problem the bravos they're good yep they started the slide they lost freddy freeman and they're still good dan if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck it's bonex can you believe he's still playing quarterback in college it's still losing well didn't you say didn't you come in today granting me that i am right uh that your college football doesn't feel the same to you that you have i already hate it i need my dad greg cody to think that

education is enough i don't like this i need there to be like a tinge of doubt as to whether this is being done on the up and up i do i miss it chris cody do you have a bow next update for us we were eight years off but i swear he feels like he was right though when he says like it feels like eight years it feels well didn't we get introduced to beau knicks didn't he beat alabama and then they showed us the photo of him as a child at those games like going and sitting in the stands as an auburn uh he was like a nine-year-old his dad played quarterback patrick nicks for auburn and yes he was at those games i mean he was great he had a year he had a game was it against alabama though i don't know he had a game i feel like he started that kick six game sounds about right it was seven years ago that said yeah he's i was probably wrong it also sounds right that he replaced cam newton michigan

do it against anyone else miami you too somehow the time suspended was equally as exciting as the time spent playing in the texas a m sam houston state game what a dreadful one that was serena williams do it in a major what happened stu guns came in here during the break he was like i found someone in the building who agrees with me on serena frankie the security guard that's all it is he scoured the entire building looking for somebody i asked everyone and everyone shrugged me off frankie engaged me it did it's just not necessary to call serena and choker when everyone else is celebrating her 28-year career you're right losing the first set after being up 5-3-30 love will haunt serena for the rest of her life i mean i mean it's already been written so i understand you could skip over you're trying to remember i understand you're right you can't it's been written so you just you're ron bergen you just have to

read it preserve the integrity of the observations yep thank you buddy shock the university of miami preserve the integrity of the observations but he laughed at one of them here earlier and said legitimately i don't remember writing this one i don't remember having a long weekend labor day remember this being something that i observed yeah we'll get to that in a sec shocked the university of miami didn't have a larger crowd considering they picked up the assistant coach of the year during the off-season bad weekend for mike ryan man mike ryan had a bad week well he had a good weekend but a bit wrong about this that was a good crowd for miami bethune cook it was i agree with him 53 000 announced 56 000 announced right what's announced mean though i can announce anything how many people are actually there did you see the ucla crowd and what they announced in that game they announced like 30 000

close to it and it was it looked like a marlins game well i mean in that stadium in that stadium the rose bowl i mean they announced 27 000 and maybe there weren't 27 000 people there which i believe is a program low but you could announce 27 000 people and it looked like that in that stadium like i can't imagine a worse place to have a sparse crowd than the rose bowl the granddaddy of them all hard rock stadiums not bad no i mean the rose bowl because it's just a series of aluminum hundreds of thousands of people speeds into the sky and you can't like possibly fill it up also there's like a crazy heat wave in los angeles so it was like 103 degrees at kickoff oh those benches man those metal benches hot sun oh god you really believe 55 000 people from south florida showed up to see a game against bethune cookman it's about like 51 greg cody was there said he counted him individually if i had to guess i'd

say it was probably low 40s if i'm being real okay if you're being real yeah don't look now dan but we are just five days away from the jets being on one i hate them south carolina canceling a game because the other school is racist is laugh out loud funny the gamecocks the r in var stands for ruining the game bar there right thompson essays enough oh wow enough whoa i'm tired of them telling me how college football used to be it's a new day right enough one that you find six minutes ago i don't like rick riley essays i don't like wright thompson i just don't like essays you don't like reading you like rinaldi well these are verbal lessons i do well he's got a great voice i agree with you the word essay insists upon itself i should read it not here right it should get over itself the word yeah yeah it's highfalutin greg are back in my days are back in my days not essays yeah they're rants they're great

essays yeah essay is rants op-eds insist upon itself is a great form of dismissal thank you but it's an essay like he's he's just telling me how college football used to be why are we calling it an essay and if it's an essay write it let me read it right let me just work on ukraine is some of the best stuff that i've heard the entire year the reporting he did on their on their national soccer team was absolutely incredible i don't want to hear any criticism of wright thompson i just criticized him his essay is enough anymore his essays in general enough unless they're greg cody essays thank you welcome greg cody and stugats is insistent just perpetual and unrelenting insistence on being less informed has been something i've been objecting to for 10 years and you know what hasn't happened in those 10 years them getting more informed they've just got it's just they've just hardly i know what college

football but no but you you're the the reporting that wright thompson has done on ukraine is probably something that you would be uh you would you would find that it has merit if you took the time to absorb new information i got a lot of [ __ ] going on man damn right i'm 45. [ __ ] happens i so wish i was 45 again what i would not give bo nicks more like bo pics i only watched one game this weekend i love that look who your ally is because he likes is good it's really good it's pretty good yeah yeah pick six nicks never has a loss been more celebrated than serena's loss on thursday night i watched two games this weekend there is no difference between taking a lighter to your money and betting on week one of the college football season i'm no different i lost every bet i made this weekend every single one every single one tried to warn you guys how is it possible it seems like i've got just the same amount of chances of

getting them all right it was a bloodbath but it still felt good bricker feels good to bleed we wonder i loved it it was like my first chasing parlay of this of the season just love it hawaii's bad huh you take clemson and the under or something oh i took it all i followed mike's stupid florida parlay florida losing bad weekend for mike ryan again he had florida and fsu not winning and not covering i had my i really had to look in the mirror i was like you bet with mike you did this you made the decision he said the words and you were like not terrible it was terrible it was they both lost that's right if you had bet opposite mike ryan on the parlay you would have won your parlay however the way that both of those games ended the way that both of those games ended like utah should have won and covered and alice you should have at the very least given you an overtime situation i believe mike had

his part he had the parlay he had it he had it moneyline and then he double dips also if you want the extra juice you put 50 bucks you can win 400. it was them to both win by double digits mike ryan did and he left not have today off that he left the country he left he fled he fled in shame fled his bookies fled his uh his debt fled all of it i turned on clemson georgia tech last night and at one point they flashed a graphic that said 13 of four of georgia tech's 14 offensive plays have gone for a yard or less this is what i watched of georgia tech clemson last night it's the second quarter zero zero and uh they block a punt and they're on georgia tech's five yard line and based on what it is that i've seen so far in the game i'm like this is gonna be a problem to score and all they did was grind hamburger meat for three plays handoff handoff handoff fourth and goal at the two touchdown and

i'm like bleep you game turned off my television never to check in again right it took a time out and then they came back and scored the touchdown i was really hoping just for comedy's sake like clemson's offense was so constipated they couldn't score from a blocked bunt dj ooey it's not long ago no that's right on the five yard line at the five yard line pick up that long name that you just spouted off there he's been around he's totally showing three seasons he's been wandering yeah he was the backup for trevor lawrence who's gonna be the guy who's gonna take clemson into the future can't play pre-season last last year number three top five team best quarterback to watch in the country it's been a season and a half or a season in a game worth it like there's offense there's a backup who's ready to come in dan you know how many majors you have to win to avoid being called a choker in your final match

23 is the answer what are you shaking your head about he's doubling down i got to give him that he's not backing away huh she beat the two seed two nights before the two seed she's good enough to beat the two seed the second best player in the world listen i love her amazing career greatest tennis player i've ever seen she's allowed to choke in that spot i'm allowed to call her out on it she choked she would tell you herself ask her appalachian state the rare 60 burger with a sign of loss usc the rare 66 burger with a side of rice ohio state thank you congratulations on winning ugly rex chapman for the love of god put the phone down for five minutes top five people that for the love of god need to put their phones down for five minutes number five damn number four darren revell number three kevin durant number two stan van gundy and number one buy a landslide rex chapman smitty no jess in there is another oh

wow smutty i forgot she's two at least really overstated at least at least stan and chapman are in cahoots together they're on it all day smetty do you think rex is actually doing that i think i i another one i have that i've been thinking lately dan rather is not running his twitter account there's no way i don't think larry zonka is running his suck i think you just have a bunch of people putting out takes and co-signing it by dan rather without dan rather knowing this is going on this is just my opinion i'm just saying i don't want this to be something that leads to litigation i'm just a bit skeptical of the whole dan rather situation same thing with rex there's no way rex can be doing that all day every day right yeah rather number five on my list by the way here come the m's pretty good team yeah anthony richardson heisman house really i'm asking i saw i saw most exciting talent since vince

young already that's what i saw one game in one game in he had that magical play that two-point conversion was great it's a good player nick carragher's is best is better what than anyone else's best what what you just he's called serena choker and that's how you describe that guy's that time he's really good what is his name he's coming into his own his name nick carraghes poor laid down your tennis bona fides earlier yeah you can't say curios whatever nick curios kyra goes tomato tomato there you go thank you his best i'm telling you right now is better than anyone else's best he made it to the finals of wimbledon and he's going to win the u.s open i mean nadal's out it's his to lose you know what the b and brian kelly stands for no not balls boudreaux the u in utah stands for you lose the utes steve sarkisian said the alabama game may not define the longhorns steve let me clear up any confusion

it will sark i had no idea margaret court was alive until this past weekend i'm serious i have operated my entire life just assuming she's no longer with us but not only is she alive she's walking around with a flamethrower the aussie amazon see what she had to say i mean she agree she's the only person that agrees with me i mean it was frankie it was a bit of an upset that margaret court was still with us i think of that as a time a tennis time that is that has long been over yes i was i i think most people listening to this think of that as a historic name and perhaps not a name that is uh still living a weekly tradition unlike any other the giancarlo stanton injury question for everyone if your life depended on you being right and you had to guess on aaron judge would you guess yes or no it's a question for everyone feel free to participate he is giant he's got 53 home runs you think that power's not uh

not a a natural power that can stay healthy that's not the suspicious baseball home run occurrence that's going on right now yes or no which is the one not the air and judge one that's all you're giving us one in st louis perhaps um i didn't say it it feels like you said it yeah it feels like you said i didn't he is mashing left-handed hitters i thought he was done three years ago i don't understand what's happening like career bounce how is that possible i saw a headline having a go at david ross for pitching to albert pujol so i'm like what the universe am i in we have to be afraid of pitching to albert pujols yes right now you do older than serena yeah right is it done he's not going to get to 700 right billy is he going to have to come back next season he's not going to get where is he at now i think he is 6.95 now well billy was loving that a-rod's now sending out videos where he's swinging a bat saying

i'm going to have to come back for a couple of games here in my 50s why not one of the teams that's like so out of it why not sign him what do you have to lose why you're that's a dignity question gordy rory didn't gordy howe play into his 50s uh late 40s yeah okay there you go it has to be a certain team though right billy it can't be like the yang well he wants it to be the marlins people would go out and watch no i would maybe do you think he'd play in his suit yeah yeah like with dress shoes at third base he'd probably have to wear the uniform wing tips 40 points in the fourth quarter and you lose what the hell speaking of hell or briles dan those are the weekend observations we're gonna do funniest thing from the sports weekend here and we also have a dismissal category to get to it's one of uh chris cody's favorites uh billy is waving the bucket of death at me is the is the reaper ready are we ready to go

back to the bucket of death for the first time this season we owe a bunch of penalties i saw a bunch of costumes coming in here i tried on a costume this weekend it was really uncomfortable and my penis looked like small sausage in the in the it's just not great it's not a great situation it's just a revelation yeah but it's just it sounds like a bad situation i hate these things i hate this they're they're can you guys feel like a breakfast sausage let's just imagine imagine where it is and how it is chorizo costumes would fit on me do you think a lot of people my size are doing costumes like i want you to imagine as i'm ordering from china some professional wrestling singlet i mean it's just not great i'm walking in front of a mirror and i'm like are you kidding me and i owe four of these and now a new season of this starts is the reaper ready uh the the the reaper is being searched for okay in the interim can we

do funniest thing from the sports weekend as we try to find the reaper and as we get ready to do stu god's dismissals as a suey category hey people tell us what in sport made you laugh hardest this weekend it is a segment we call what make you laugh this weekend it is presented by our friends from cbd md tony what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend dan college football's back as everybody knows yeah gambling again attaboy we all are um one of my favorite things for the first week of college football always is the funniest thing for the first week is all the surrender cobras that we see in the stands there was a lot of games where there's a lot of surrender cobras of kind of these moves sometimes you have the inverted ones up there's yeah the out one very exciting always great the return of painted unhappy faces uh fans that are broken sadness yes it's great yes it is sadness that makes you laugh

you thought you were gonna be happy yes and now you're sad you wore a costume you wore a ridiculous costume thinking thank you fsg and look at you over time it's coming don't worry it just sucks your point that's all you need east carolina's on the brink of pulling off the home upset against nc state and then a college kicker shanks from 28 yards out i always feel bad for the kickers i fee the fans notice i don't feel bad for them at all these kickers like they're kids the east carolina one especially because he missed two kicks in the last like couple of minutes i mean that was such a bad thing he could have done that they're not grown ass men they're not they're between 18 and 22 years old what are you talking about the they're men no adults come on give them i have some sympathy for college kids they don't deserve anything they didn't ask for any of this they're getting paid now though damn right there we're back

they're professionals i'm sure east carolina's kickers got a massive nil deal it is a funny distinction though that you might make the rest of them grown-ass men but you're not making the kickers grown-ass man that adorable little you're not the college kickers and and you all you imagine they all look like rodrigo blankenship too like you just they're just not yet grown up the best kicker in colt's history the callback from like a month ago i'm still looking at witty about that is the best kicker in cold system better better than mike we'll do this another day i'm sorry chris cody what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend um i i'm just assuming this ended okay and that they're fine now and they're not still stuck but the virginia tech old dominion game was delayed because the tv co the the coaches for virginia tech got stuck in an elevator they're like all right let's go on up to six we're gonna have a

good game good season they're giving fist bumps everyone and then just they just sat there stinks and they lost to old dominion wow their second loss of the day billy what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend the drive of the game dan in the iowa south dakota game ended in a punt south dakota state the sponsored drive of the game at the end was a safety i've never seen it i've been rooting for it my entire life that they didn't have a drive of the game to go to but it was sponsored so they had to make one up and they made it the safety that always happens in like a baseball like a marlins game like late in the game they were waiting for like a double and then it's just like a sad single to write they're like this is your hit of the game brought to you by rooney i believe i've done broadcast before where i have to find a player of the game in a four nil defeat not fun roy because the sponsor obligated it

yeah and it has to be a player from the home team it can't be like somebody's yeah somebody who did it yeah what do you do in that spot i mean i figured out i did not have a greater sports disappointment this weekend that a bigger deal was not made of in the iowa sand in the iowa south dakota state game at the end of the game when they had to force in at the very end the sponsored drive of the game they had to go to the safety because they had nothing else they had a seven to three game that had two safeties i want to go to the iowa field goal drive i wonder if like there wasn't even a play to pick it was just like four-yard run two-yard run six-year-old quarterback runs so bad their offense is so bad can i ask you a question dan how much of the appeal of college football is on the basis that it's bad like like they're a bunch of defensive backs that have no idea what they're doing so there's a wide receiver who's open by 15

yards and it looks exciting 75 yard touchdown but so much of the entertainment value is in its badness i am not positive that the greatest tribute to the popularity of football isn't that the minor league product gets the kind of reputation that it does as america's second biggest sport instead of the nfl which we all know how amazing the nfl is but the fact that football is so big that we care about their minor league dumpster football the way that we care about their minor league dumpster football is really impressive some people say they prefer college to the nfl the reaper i am told is ready and billy the most terrifying reaper i've ever seen are these people by the way that's just staring at me people who live in college towns they watch college football it's more important like a lsu prefers the college game over somebody in tuscaloosa cares more about the nfl than about college football that's fair

because they don't have a professional team uh the reaper should come in here for greg cody uh greg cody is the only one a shorter reaper than i'm used to around here shaped differently uh chris whittingham and roy still need to go uh roy the funniest thing from the sports weekend was during sunday's yankees ray's game on uh yes network michael k gave a very thoughtful eulogy to local reporter bob traynor bob traynor is still alive and well oh no fifty dollar fine wow for michael k jesus it's me how does that even happen oh that's not okay uh let's call michael k here okay give michael k i'm gonna send him i'm gonna ask him how it is that that happened here uh chris whittingham what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend arizona punting their way into a safety with their punter hunting it into the back side of the up back funnier than rutgers turning a fourth and goal into a punt situation during their game

what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend stu got uh the pac-12 dan the uh the last nine times they have faced an sec opponent in week one of the college football season they're one and eight the pac-12 greg cody what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend college football fans for several minutes on social media got pranked into thinking michigan state had an offensive tackle number 69 named john coxslam you didn't sound like you were reading at all on that one thank you i'm gonna go back a couple of uh days here to marveling at the west virginians who were at the backyard brawl who snuck into sweet carolina uh sweet caroline rather uh they they snuck in before the sign arrived sweet caroline uh they each [ __ ] pit was uh something that they were singing in the middle of sweet caroline with with timing that was also perfect and would have been made no funnier uh than it

could have been so instead of that's right eat [ __ ] pit that's right each [ __ ] pit was filed on there again though you need to win that game if you're gonna do that this episode is brought to you by the new podcast fast and loose f1 formula one drivers live life in the fast lane both on and off the track and wundery's new podcast fast and loosed f1 hosted by will arnett is here to cover it all from mclaren to ferrari to mercedes from lewis hamilton to daniel ricardo the world's most prestigious and fastest f1 teams challenge each other on the world stage on fast and loose f1 you'll hear from the top drivers managers and team owners to get inside access into the high stakes drama of the chase to win the greatest racing competition smartless co-host will arnett will be joined by two-time world champion the flying finn mika hacking in revealing the high-speed twists and turns after every f1 race listen to fast and loose

f1 on amazon music or wherever you get your podcast or listen ad free by subscribing to wondering plus in the wondery app don levithord if all the raindrops were lamb and drops and gun drops oh what a rain that would be still got standing outside with my mouth open wide if all the rain drops where lemon drops and gum drops oh what a rain that would be this is the dan levator show with these two gods we're presented by draftkings sportsbook and official sports betting partner of the nfl download the draftking sportsbook app now and use codan for a special offer when you sign up that's codan only at draftkings sportsbook right before they turned the microphones on a pregnant little nas x approaching 70 years old greg cody with flowers on his head looked at stu godz and after stu gotz had said a lot of people are agreeing with me on serena greg cody looked at stu gotz and said you know if you take away all the other

things around it you're not wrong that serena williams choked yeah but there's so many other things around it called the the greatest career ever being 41 years old there's a few you know the emotions a few circumstances that mitigate in favor of serena there chris a little while ago said greg that you look like his grandmother nana nana wow ruth doogie i appreciate it like that i look up at the screen right it's i'm having a moment here because you genuinely look like your mother okay all right you know everything comes around that's one big circle i also appreciated christopher saying honestly that he wasn't sure whether this was a prosthetic stomach or not really it's unclear it's such a good prosthetic pregnancy stomach that it is unclear whether it's your stomach or a fake a couple of housekeeping items i do believe we should air the show that happens during the break where you would

have heard stu god say to greg cody you know what i'd like to see an essay on mj sun dating uh dating scotty pippen's ex-wife the tmz report over the weekend in miami uh an apparent an apparent double date he wants an essay on uh scottie pippen has said that mj is not as good as lebron james he has been bitter about mj and now on what appeared to be a double date uh with scottie pippen's ex-wife who does seem to like uh men that age what is the essay that you would like to see on that student you're not sure you don't know what your commentary should be you just learned of this moments ago you just feel like you should have commentary i just i saved the story i need to dig deeper i need to see if it's actually true we start there oh really you care about that because it didn't seem like it during the break when you wanted an essay on it yeah it didn't feel like what you wanted what you were looking for there was

truth the rest is up to wright thompson i'll write the essay once i've established whether or not it's true i will do that it's gonna be wrong thompson okay that's what i'm gonna do but i have to see if it's true dad you know me also chris cody uh people are writing in that there was a quicksand scene in pray the predator prequel uh so there has been a quick saying sand scene recently that they are telling us have been in the movie so it is not yet extinct are you guys ready to do another suey category we are doing the sewies this entire week we've got 11 categories we're not gonna do all of them during the show the next three days but you're going to get some of the categories during the show and if you want bonus stuff because you're bored this weekend 11 categories and chris cody you're promising that all of them are are strong right yeah i can't think of a weak one uh we had way more i had a

lot of help this this year with uh people on twitter yeti blanc a lot of people helped me so i had way more nominations than i generally do so yes there's no weak link this year and you think this one the stu gods dismissals category is one of the better categories it's uh it's like the yes it's like the oscars we we're saving the best best for the end but we got to come out strong with the early ones so yes this is one of the stronger categories limited supporting actor early in the show we started with limited fake early on early in the show and these these first two categories are strong for sure stu gotz has spent the entire show today dismissing serena williams already marked for next year let's see what it is that we have here from this uh from this category and now the sui nominees for best stugots dismissal stugotz dismisses steph curry right after he dominated the nba finals this

is what you should do every time you get to the nba finals congratulations for finally doing it we're back on track yeah i would say to you though do it again as far as i'm concerned he owes me at least another two finals mvps like this is his fourth title just one final six games he knows everyone he's lost and let's not forget about the over i mean let's not forget yeah he had an offer he did then he went on the road and had a big game it was great i mean but do it again and then again and then again because he needs multiple finals mvps i am pushing this out one is not enough but for once like for me just for what though in my conversations late in life if i get there lugotz dismisses the celtics for faking injuries that's right it's absurd the celtics had two willis reed type moments within the same game another bunch of fakers neither of them was hurt especially jc tatum who comes back three

minutes later and he's right that same shoulder he's running through screens the celtics and just the celtics okay and this stems back to paul pierce should not be allowed to go to the locker room and then come back on the court you go to the locker room and you're a celtic you stay in the locker room how about that sugats dismisses rick riley my dad is a big reader he loves to read and i found a you know a couple of free books that you know i'll bring home the pops i mean no one else is reading them i passed on the rick riley book by the way what did you take i saw a russell brand book did you just call rick riley a has-been whoa give me the last great book he's written go ahead i dare you sue gotz dismisses tim reynolds uh we're on deadline too they're gonna kick us out of that press box a lot sooner than they'll kick out tim reynolds who's just typing away those writers had their game stories

done before precisely yeah good writer right oh what happened there i apologize to him for decades cody was done he was out of there i mean you know stu gotz dismisses chris paul with an old school rant four two of four five points six fouls game five three of eight seven points game six four of seven 13 points four assists two rebounds five fouls and then game seven your masterpiece your absolute masterpiece you should have taken a bath after the game four of eight yeah ten points four assists one rebound the only player to ever blow five not four not three not two not one but five two nothing series leads in a career give it to me again i'm just getting started ever ever the first player ever to blow five series leads dan when chris paul has you up too well you know where he has you right where you want him stew gots dismisses formula one stu gotz why are you down on f1 fans today because it's coming enough i mean

seriously dad every sunday morning all this including jj watt by the way everyone is an f1 fan and everyone's tweeting about it and it's non-stop and i'm getting these alerts and i don't care about f1 and no one else really cares that much about f1 it's become the cool thing to tweet about on social media on sunday mornings do me a favor stop tweeting about it do me a favor i'm trying to watch jane paulie do not interrupt me when i am trying to watch jane pauley on a sunday morning i don't need f1 tweets from smetty from whittingham from zack harper from jj watt all of a sudden everyone's an f1 fan since when since we've never discussed f1 on this show with those smitty came here and i am upset about this because it is ruining every sunday morning that i have it's like yeah sunday mornings are meant to be quiet everyone shut the hell up and let me watch cbs sunday morning news with jane

pauley that's it that's what sunday mornings are all about silence suggests dismisses the j.j watts sock lady she had the good fortune of the day she was wearing her j.j watt socks that is so lame she ran into jj watt in london why is that lame oh my god you're gonna pivot every time to just ripping jj watt why is that lame i'm not ripping jj wad i'm ripping the person who has jj watts socks that is incredibly late dan come on would you ever get socks would i no i wouldn't get socks with another human being's face on them but i've been wearing the same socks for 15 years how about less socks and more sex how does that sound stu dismisses former nfl safety bernard pollard let me take care of pollard who was pollard oh no pollard didn't win anything i am serious now lamar jackson is right i think he responded one time hey you only won a super bowl because of ray lewis and ed reed he also said who

is bernard pollard seriously we're talking about an mvp i mean who is powered has pollen ever finished in the top five in mvp voting top 10 top 15 top 20 defensive player of the year secondary player of the year quarterback of the year has he ever won anything dismisses adrian wojnarowski whoa i'm tired of it here's the deal you do not have a monopoly on nba news if other people want to report it feel free to report it i am tired okay and i felt this a bit when i was there people walking on eggshells around woj they can't report nba news brian wintours has spent a lifetime covering the same exact league that you have covered for your lifetime why can't he report news he has nothing why can't mark stein report news why can't why is everyone walking around afraid to report news their jobs are to be reporters to be journalists and they're not doing their job why because woage is getting in the way let me be

clear enough of him i'm not going to follow him anymore there's other people who have news shams has it no you're just like you're live jesse has it i mean david aldridge occasionally drops a story i mean i am done with woj your words don't mean anything stu gods how do you unfollow students dismisses j.j reddick for going after bob cousy how about jj reddick put some respect on bob cuz yeah what does jj redick title duke guy know about making ends meet having to play basketball and then take a second job as a garbage man just to pay the rent just to make ends meet that's what they had to do back in the day how about showing some respect for guys who paved the way guys like hondo yeah guys like you know dave cowans guys like bob cousy i mean aj reddick do me a favor i mean give me the long list of things jj reddick has has accomplished in his career as compared to bob cousy shot over 40 percent

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but if you could hear me just understand i'm sorry this is the dan levator show with the stu cats we are presented by draftking sports book an official sports betting partner of the nfl download the draftking sportsbook app today and use code dan for a special offer when you sign up that's code dan only at draftkingsportsbook the reaper has been wandering around greg cody is physically uncomfortable in this outfit greg these punishments are always a little bit worse than we think they are how has this gone for you today to be shirtless you've been kind of out of the show since the photo shoot it seems like you've been disoriented how is this gone for you today physically how uncomfortable are you being shirtless around here with your belly hanging out probably just about as uncomfortable as i might look it it's you know the the belly weighs more than i thought the belly weighs like 15 pounds it's like

really heavy and uh yeah but but it's been fun i'm a big big little nos x fan so um we've been good it's been fine you've got seven penalties remaining one of them is steve harvey's green suit that is greg cody beating on his prosthetic pregnant belly it is time now it is time now for greg cody to give us another season of bucket of death here we have a new sponsor it's presented by kfc you can order all your family style favorites and keep your team fueled all season finger licking good greg cody are you ready to reach into the grid bucket of debt yes uh in order to grab a football helmet i'm excited because i love me some kfc as you can tell by my belly and here we go mine's courtesy of draftkings that looks like it's the jets tennessee tennessee titans wait a minute the titans uh the titans are a good football team they're a five and a half point favorite against the giants at home daniel jones and the giants five and a

half point favorites that's uh that's a pretty big favorite there are a few touchdown favorites uh this week the 49ers at the bears the ravens at the jets the colts at the texans uh the bengals are favored by six and a half against the steelers but there aren't a lot of spreads like that one all right refresh my memory i gotta cover or just win just wait just have to win just win that's a good pick you should take cody is scared again he owes seven penalties from last year i mean how does that happen it's totally in your control i mean i'm give me another one right now a rat a tat tat let's go what else you got for me

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Who speaks in "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 Hour 2: Best Stugotz Dismissal"?

Dan Le Batard (Host), Stugotz (Host), Greg Cody (Guest), Chris Cody (Guest), Mike Ryan (Guest), Chris Whittingham (Guest).

What is "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 Hour 2: Best Stugotz Dismissal" about?

In this segment, Dan Le Batard and his co-hosts discuss the emotional return of the NFL season and the continued presence of college quarterback Bo Nix, who remains a surprising figure in college football. The conversation touches on various topics, including the Atlanta Braves, humorous personal anecdotes, and the changing landscape of college sports, all delivered with their signature comedic…

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The episode runs 47 min; the transcript is about 8,002 words in 45 timestamped sections.

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