Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 Local Hour: Greg Cote Tuasday

What this episode is about

The discussion centers on the blending of personal anecdotes and humor as Stugotz highlights his enjoyment of CBDmd’s delta 9 THC products, while also sharing lighthearted family dynamics, particularly with Greg Cote regarding the reoccurring "back in my day" segment. The conversation balances humor, product promotion, and familial relationships, showcasing the camaraderie and banter among the speakers.

Key takeaways

• Delta 9 THC: the classic THC we all know, now delivered to your door – convenience meets nostalgia.
• Joe Flacco’s kids think he sucks for playing with the Jets; even Super Bowl wins can’t save you from family shade.
• Miami humidity: the true adversary. Even Bill Belichick knows swamp weather can swamp strategies.
• Dolphins' home-field advantage isn't just skill—it's survival of the sweatiest. Welcome to the swamp!
• ESPN ranks the Dolphins 19th, but Vegas believes—who needs stats when you have gut feelings?

Who speaks in this episode?

• Dan Le Batard (Host) · 13 min speaking
• Stugotz (Host) · 11 min speaking
• Greg Cote (Guest) · 9 min speaking
• Chris Cody (Guest) · 7 min speaking
• Mike Ryan (Guest)

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 5:00: Dolphins, Super Bowl
2. 5:00 – 10:00: Dolphins, Super Bowl
3. 15:00 – 20:00: Dolphins
4. 25:00 – 30:00: Dolphins, Fitbod
5. 30:00 – 35:00: Dolphins, Super Bowl
6. 35:00 – 40:00: Dolphins, Super Bowl
7. 40:00 – 43:29: Dolphins

Notable quotes from "Dan Le Batard 9/6/22 🔥 Local Hour: Greg Cote Tuasday"

• Belichick is in town five days early today to prepare for holy [ __ ] i the dolphins i think this is funny though because we will get out there and we will criticize whoever it is has done a wrong thing this sunday.

  about Dolphins · at 3:43

• Dolphins will win 40 to 14. i got carried away that one day we all did greg cody said they're gonna win the super bowl stu gots agreed they rush to the take i stand by it i do…

  about Super Bowl · at 5:32

• Active the most important thing is showing up and having a plan which is why i love fitbot it's the smart workout app that customizes an exercise program to my goals equipment…

  about Fitbod · at 28:10

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

Companies & orgs

• Dolphins — Company · Business focus · 26 mentions · first at 3:48
  The Miami Dolphins are discussed as a potential Super Bowl contender, with analysis on their offseason improvements and expectations for the season.

Places & events

• Super Bowl — Event · Core topic · 11 mentions · first at 3:16
  The Super Bowl is discussed as the ultimate goal for the Miami Dolphins this season, with predictions and analysis on their chances.

Sponsors

• Fitbod — Product · Sponsor · 1 mention · first at 28:38
  Fitbod is mentioned as a sponsor of the podcast, promoting their smart workout app.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:01 stugots here i've said it before and i'll say it again i love a good gummy whether i'm on the golf course or winding down after a long day of carrying the show on my back all i need is one good gummy to help me totally relax and now thanks to my good friends at cbdmd getting delta 9 thc gummy shipped directly to your door is not only possible it's easy and affordable how about that every cbd md delta 9 gummy is packed with 10 milligrams of thc per gummy and let me tell you buddy they work cbdmd also has delta 9 microdose capsules that feature 1 milligram of thc so it's easy to enjoy them whenever wherever and listen i know it's easy to get confused with all the different deltas out there but delta 9 thc is the same good old-fashioned thc we've all known and loved for years to learn more about delta 9 and everything else cbdmd has to offer just head to cbdmd.com once again that's cbdmd.com for information education and

1:08 the best damn gummies you've ever had must be 21 years or older to purchase delta none my dad when it comes this is suey week by the way to the listening audience and welcome my dad tries to act like he's being like a a kind father like hey how you doing with this suit is everything good what do you like can i help it and all he's really asking is there a back in my day category yep well there hasn't always been and it is just he he he reaches out with the intent he wants me to think he's reaching out for me but it's like hey just wanted to make sure that back in my day is happening did you get this back in my day what about that one i mean he says he wants to check in and it's not like they've always happened that's not my phone i think that's greg cody's it was yours yeah i don't have a phone still at 50 from last week my phone's uh off it sounds silent um

2:15 i don't have five dollars i'm a working man six dollars put greg cody down for some high-powered executive six dollar iou uh you say there haven't always been in the suiza back in my day and there haven't always been a back in my day uh part of the problem it's a dying breed do you have one today no no i had one last week it's tuesday right but it's it's not your regular tuesday it's a tuesday that starts the week it's like a monday it feels like a monday that's exactly right it's a holiday week it's suey week totally fair there's too much going on you know it's it's just what's going on it's a lot it's the busiest week of the year for great coaching the biggest work week he says this he says this is yes football is here um joe flacco's kids are making fun of him because they think he sucks because he plays for the jets yeah and they're right he goes out there and tries to like teach them baseball techniques and

3:09 things about athletics and he is saying that they come to him and say what do you know you play for the jets you suck he has to go to youtube and show him his ravens videos of him winning a super bowl yeah because because they think he sucks because he plays for the jets right well now the jets are saying that zach wilson might be able to play which is interesting because dan listen you don't want to give away that you're starting joe flacco so you give the hint the illusion that maybe it's going to be zack wilson you don't want a team to have seven days to prepare for joe we we will get to the fact that bellator belichick is in town five days early today to prepare for holy [ __ ] uh i the dolphins i think this is funny though because we will get out there and we will criticize whoever it is has done a wrong thing this sunday but i will go outside today and be like how does anyone move in this swamp

4:04 weather like that's so bad right now so bad like how they're here five days early the patriots are here five days early because there's no way by the fourth quarter of playing in this any human body no matter how strong is gonna be unbelievably under duress because i can't and i know you're gonna make fun of me but you can't walk from one place to the other around here without being drenched in sweat yeah i mean the utah players couldn't last a quarter without throwing up against the university of florida now they ended up surviving the full four quarters is a great game but i have to imagine that the home field of the university of florida playing at home in those conditions is part of the reason why they beat utah i think utah is a better team but the conditions the the dolphins historically have had a september advantage at home i will say though from bill belichick perhaps a dangerous game

4:52 bringing your team to miami for five days on the eve of the season i feel like there could be some chicanery and some south beach flu that happens i mean if you're partying the week before week one you're just you have a problem like i think the patriots maybe for week one they can just be like all right we're going on a business trip i don't think this is like basketball patriot way shuts down and it's just like it's a military academy moves from foxborough to wherever it is that they put it down here and for five days it's just clamped down maybe the first night they get to do something maybe maybe belichick don't abide no shenanigans come on little dinner maybe early dinner though i am on the record uh that the dolphins will win 40 to 14. i got carried away that one day we all did greg cody said they're gonna win the super bowl stu gots agreed they rush to the take i stand by it i do too yeah

5:43 espn rankings have the dolphins number 19. it's obscene it's ridiculous what are you laughing again because the over wins in vegas is like gay man damn right yep and you guys based on nothing like based on you yeah yeah okay based on unfeeling guts and guidance dad you super bowl dad you thought the dolphins were going to be good the last couple years too though and they had a winning record the past couple of years they were good that's what a winning record means you're a good team yeah doesn't mean you're a great team means you're a good team they're a good team now they're going to be even better playoff better in the hunt better making some noise better the dolphins are back escalating wait a minute here we go i want to get good first yeah i want to get to chris cody and how awful this week with the suis is but i am already tired one week in of you say the dolphins are back they have not even played an fsu receiver

6:48 it's telling you because of a blocked extra point fsu is now back i know mike ryan is dying to tell us that if he were not on vacation he'd be dying to tell us that forty three thousand dollar or forty three thousand fans at a half half-empty stadium is the university of miami is back putting seventy-one six thousand dan that was my favorite here there was 56 000 announced for that game i was there i counted every one of them yeah what what'd you count 56 000. really legit yeah you went that was that just to tell us that you were there i was the i don't know if anybody else in the room went to that game well maybe not but it was to just tell us that i was there but you didn't count okay uh chris cody did you get into it with mike ryan because mike he left the group chat that was my favorite part of the weekend i started a group chat with witty stu gods dan and mike of just a picture of the because mike was just like at least

7:41 the lower bowl at that start they're gonna this crowd is gonna show up for mario crystal ball yeah they will welcome him it was fun dude we are okay we are still like you have a standard here that you expect and maybe it was above that maybe it was a little more crowded than a normal blue cookman game would be dude most college atmospheres are like the first week a ranked team are like completely packed at the start of the opening like how ole miss's stadium looked to kick off all right you can maybe hand pick little examples i'm just saying there are like come on we can't deny it it was not it was a little sad unfortunately mike ryan is not here to defend himself this is an annual tradition susan miller degnan tweeting out a half empty uh half empty stadium and and the you begin you can set your watches to that picture no and it's been 20 years and it's just it is it's sad well you can set your

8:34 watches to you guys trying to make it a bigger deal than it was i mean you're annoying it's actually not that sad it's not that sad wasn't it it's a bethune cookman it's i get it it's not a huge name right it's hotter than hell there's but mike ryan he came in the day before it was like the thing and you'll see sell out it's different now mike was painting a picture like it was going to be like notre dame before but but it is different 15 000 more people in this market mean something like this market stinks for that stuff and and we are very small about you've made an investment in something in miami we will come support it with commensurate investment not so much we wait around it'll fail but if they're winning it'll fill up but it's it's not going to happen for bethune-cookman because you want to stir echoes from 20 years ago because mario was an offensive lineman on one of the championship teams

9:27 you could throw 100 million you could throw 100 million dollars at that and contracts and tell us you're getting in the game and 8 000 more people will show up than did the last time right you want a bad um crowd come this coming saturday i'll be there for southern miss with a noon start that's right a noon start is death the crowd will be 25 000 so in in context 56 000 for bethune cookman a predictably awful game i thought was pretty i wish we could have mario cristobal's genuine thoughts in his head when he starts running out there right now do you think he's having a goosebumps moment of like this is everything i want it to be or he's thinking wow section 138 is a little low a little light you cannot have a goosebump moment against bethune cookmandance i think he has the goosebumps as he's like emerging and then as soon as he looks up and sees the crowd it's like okay i was expecting a little more i

10:28 listened to mike ryan's book yesterday he told me it was gonna be much better he said it's going to be buzzing we have the egg stew let's talk about this for a second because in your removal in parkland and distance from these things like the emotion of cuban american coming to lead miami at a time that miami has announced it's getting back in the big business of football they might not be back but they're spending like they are and they've never done that before and for him to lead that would of course be emotional for him after and incidentally uh before you get too cynical and mocking uh as he tends to the health of his parents in this market he came to miami because miami means something to him so being a part of the first step and it feeling perhaps a little bit less dead than it has for the last 20 years i'm not going to be cynical about saying that wasn't emotional for him because it

11:20 was bethune cook right i agree totally that's fair i mean it is his his first you know his first game as the head coach of the university of miami so i i take back what i said i think you're right i stand corrected that must have been a goosebump moment for him but he did look up at 134 and was like both things could be true both things could be true i i i don't that it was imperfect yes perhaps he imagined 80 000 people there 90 000 people there uh he coached his ass off on the sidelines he was mad on an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty and everyone enjoys that he was uh that he was yelling at the team and and disciplining them but greg cody you were there i was an eyewitness the feel of that place when it is half empty or like that it it might not be sad but it doesn't feel like big college football all over the country no it doesn't it was half a big college football game against an fcs level team

12:20 in bethune cookman that was awful last season i will say this if we're going to quantify this uh a few years ago was the last time they played bethune cookman it also happened to be the debut game for another miami guy with cuban ties manny diaz the crowd then was right around fifty thousand so it was about six thousand more if you're looking to quantify there is excitement about this us um team but it's also understood that the first game of the year is september 17th at texas a m it's south florida excitement it's like we're going to tweet about it we if we talk to our friends we're excited about it i'll go to the big game i'm not going to go to bethune i can actually go to bethune cookman game greg so help me out because you're right the first game the season really starts at college station against texas a m the following week they play middle tennessee at home right another bad crowd but if they beat texas

13:15 a m and they're 3-0 how many people are showing up to that game they might get fifty thousand it's really not in tennessee but at that point they could be a top ten team do not that's why i'm asking i know yeah if they beat a m they're a top ten team you guys need to not forget that our allegiances to sports fandom can be knocked off by nine extra degrees the this market and these teams have to earn it with these fans they're not just going to come flocking back there is some cost to the disrepair of so many years of losing and mismanagement people will endure only so much to fill up your stadium and parking and everything else these teams are going to have to earn it and miami as a city as a commerce center makes you earn it miami's investment is going to be a loser at the beginning they're going to pour hundreds of millions of dollars on the front end into something that's not going to

14:15 immediately manifest in 40 000 season tickets well i think their season ticket base has gone up but i i do think that there's a couple things here one is that i think the feeling that mike was describing he might have been talking about a sellout but it was more like within the um football fan community saturday was sort of a destination point right of your program caring investing resources really good coach really good assistance it was sort of the beginning of a new era and that was really important as a feeling within the community but i also think that like to chris's point about getting on side you don't have an alumni base really in miami to lean on like major programs like ohio state do where you have hundreds of thousands of alumni a lot of people come to the university of miami from out of state and then they go back out of state after they're done with college they're not there's you

15:06 have to galvanize the sports fan community in a similar way to you like the miami heat or the miami dolphins or the miami marlins you have to galvanize a sports community to come out to a game that didn't go to the school that's completely different than most cities so you're saying like teams like michigan and ohio state you're saying that their alumni base largely live around there so a big chunk of that hundred thousand at michigan stadium is alumni that just live there i mean is that necessarily like people just leave here like when they go to miami every like there's people that go to michigan live in miami and then they leave after is it really that is their data behind that that people don't i don't know i just feel like are we making up a stat right now because the crowds are sad and we're like how many in-state kids go to the university of miami how many south florida kids go to

15:50 um i know i'm not certain i understand what chris is asking what do you got but what do you guys want to do here the crowds aren't bad and you want to exonerate south florida on this one for all the reasons that the crowds aren't better than they are south florida either want something that is glittery and stylish and fashionable or something that really wins what mike ryan said that was accurate is the orange bowl was a dump didn't feel like a dump because they didn't lose for 10 seasons in the orange bowl so you watch if they do something like that for 10 seasons if they're at the top of college football at the top of this business that stadium will fill up i don't want to it doesn't matter to me whether on campus off campus any of that nonsense i am just i'm broken that mike ryan's not in here today because not only would he have lost this back and forth with chris cody but good god he lost both ends of his

16:47 hater parlay in the most unimaginable way possible he hated on florida look at how that game ended so that he would as part of his parlay he had utah and he was giving points so he lost that one and then fsu lsu he was telling us he did not understand why it is that lsu was only favored by three so he has to eat toilet paper now well he's not here we're gonna have to hold him to it all right but a grid of death punishment is being paid today greg cody of the miami herald is recreating the little nazak's pregnancy photo shoot oh boy he did not know what he was signing up for chris cody he came in today he was lamenting this is what greg does he he takes the grid punishment doesn't know what he's doing and now today's like i've gained i've gained some weight recently i don't want anyone to see me with my shirt off his the way his shame works is so weird he'll whip out that toe with that black

17:40 toe at his big toe he'll whip that out with no shame but his gu he doesn't he's not even that fat and he's so self-conscious about his stomach but yet he'll whip out that black toe like we have no idea why it's black my former washboard physique has taken on a couple of lbss i mean you know i'm sorry you know it's the holidays i mean come on mm-hmm it's the holidays holidays what's the earliest day for labor day i mean of course it's a big weekend i mean i gained seven pounds yesterday what can i tell you you did yeah everybody did have the whole have the holidays started

18:21 first week of the football season yeah i mean yeah i'm playing the holiday holiday card different it's all of us that's all of us greeting football with a big bear hug we got we got rutgers punting on fourth and goal that was great that was not the punt of the weekend the pun of the weekend was south carolina state on thursday night against ucf the guy ran 12 yards past the line of scrimmage it was fourth and 19. he sweeps to the right it's like oh my god he maybe he's going to make this and then as soon as he about that he's about to get hit he's just decides to punt the ball 12 yards past the line it was rugby he was playing a totally different sport yes he decided fourth and 19 he decided to punt uh after running for 12 yards uh and it was strange i posited that the punt of the week i forget which team it was where a punt was blocked and returned for a touchdown the punt was blocked by the punter's teammate

19:17 should i make imaging for punt of the week we should do this every week definitely i i don't know see chris i feel for you because i want to do who was wrongest i want to do that i think it would be funny headed into any weekend to have just sound from a random person and frame it with the grammatically incorrect wrongness but you chris i wanted to get back to how brutal your suis week is because you have gone through a lot of stuff we're going to play some of it here over the course of the week but we're also there are like 11 categories it's an unspooling of insanity chris correct you've you hate the suis right now i do hate the sewies ah and do i hate them it's just one of those things where i i get so in you ever seen the scene in uh uh princess bride the quicksand scene that's mean it's like that's me the last couple weeks it's just i'm trying to get out and it's just oh wait i gotta do

20:07 this with this category it's a lot it's kind of like the concept of quicksand yeah but i tried to tell you that specific scene where's quicksand it doesn't really you don't there's not a lot of movie be more it should be examples more in film because it's a great thing imagine walking through the woods yeah it was a big thing in scooby-doo it was yeah they're always stuck in quicksand i always feel like i always thought i was a guy that could get out of quicksand where do you find quicksand i wouldn't know where to go you guys just stunned me by pointing out that without much fanfare it would appear that quicksand as a movie vehicle not in cartoons appears to vanish it is i i don't remember the last time in a movie i saw the dramatic effect of someone singing it sinking into quicksand which does seem horrible right and a misnomer it should be slow sand because you sink by degrees very slowly nothing quick about

21:01 it great point nothing quick what would have been the last big movie that had quicksand as a plot twist in it but anyway it's a terrible week for you correct chris and you are tired you say you don't hate the suis i just like by the time i've heard them so many times like it's not making me laugh anymore like it's like it's one of those things where it's like once you've looked at your art and my art but like something you're working on so much it's like you you get numb to it so it's like is this still funny should i cut this so it's difficult but there are some clips that it doesn't matter how many times we play like i hear them they make me laugh every single time and i'm trying to send these to witty as i talk that's why it sounds like a multitasking and here they are so he should have them now and there are two sounds it's from the mistake category i think this year mistake is our best picture a

21:49 lot of a lot of literally a lot of them it's a category that started as just dan mistakes and it's blossomed out we are all making mistakes now we're all getting old so there's two clips woody i just sent them to you it is from the mistake category one is poppy levitard and one is roy bellamy i have heard these clips 62 times over the last few weeks maybe i don't maybe i don't work that efficiently but i've heard these a lot which is which is better here the roy one the is it roy it is it roy mistake well all right i'll i'll give you the premises of them like what my dad is gonna say and you tell me which one you want first it's poppy screwing up a poll question that he was asked and roy choking on the smoke that he claims to want all of okay jesus where uh chris what so eleven categories and what are some of your favorites um musical performance i mean with this with our musical and some of

22:38 the listener submissions musical performance and then some of our just like off-the-cuff shipping containers singing rock songs to roy musical performance is strong as always dismissals was so loaded this year that we have it's usually just all together with stu gods and all of us this year we have stu gotz's dismissals we have everybody else's dismissals we have a ton of limited fakes holy [ __ ] did jessica have a lot of limited fakes this year like she just every day she poops out like three limited fakes and my mean had a bunch that limited faith i had to make cuts usually in years past most of this stuff makes it this year i had to cut stuff at the end of the week we're going to probably put out a cutting room floor of like this is the [ __ ] that didn't make it but you feel really good about something when what is on the cutting room floor hurts it hurts uh some of it hurts some of it i'm like this needs to go this is

23:27 i mean doing the cookie the mean ingestion because you're doing the cookie monster like this just got this has to go all right so what is this what is this clip and we will do a couple of sewies today we'll do throughout the week we will do a couple of sewing categories but what is this one today this is a teaser for later in the week from our best picture category this is a roy mistake of him choking on the smoke he wants he claims to want all of roy bellamy chokes on the smoke that he claims to want all of yeah we want that smoke and yeah sure we may have choked on that smoke this year but guess what we're going to come back next season we're going to get in that smoke there again and we're going to i don't think i

24:16 kiss you yeah exhale it into your lungs and you're gonna choke chocolate that's right you're trashed right you you were the most repressed and least confident leader of an army charge i have ever heard about wanting the smoke you wanted the smoke you ran into the smoke we all started coughing none of it made sense anymore and we lose we lose the battle yeah we we retweet it but you know what we're going to come back next year i'm voting for that yeah i went on that ice this year when they lost the cut though yeah and now you could have handled that smoke and now here's poppy just getting a poll question read to him and uh you know he makes a little mistake with it poppy levitard's hilarious mistake involving a poll question should a woman in her twenties be flattered or insulted by being called madame what are your thoughts here papi flattered or insulted if you call a woman in her 20s madam

25:11 well i would i would say that uh she should be flattened flattened it wasn't one of the options it was the choice from ted kravitz of sky sports yes if all of a sudden you were saying uh madam and then the next thing that happened is a cement mixer or something just rolled right over her and flattened her uh and on top of that we have a bunch of dan mistakes a bunch of stu god's mistakes to go with all those i'm telling you mistakes is great what are your mistakes i got them i got a few mistakes you're better my mistakes are mainly doing terrible visual things on podcasts like i did magic on a podcast i did a thing where i wanted you guys to read my lips on a pie remember between fight me or failure i was like read my yeah yeah so i failed to i put my stuff in there too roy all right 11 categories you are saying and which ones are we doing today whittingham to confirm i believe we're doing stu god's dismissals

26:11 and limited fake wow wow who was that announcer by the way talk about a velvet voice yeah wow i thought i recognized that i wasn't sure you feel good about what you've produced this uh 25 minutes it's really good yeah exceptionally good you are i can't get the grin off my face stu godzier i've said it before and i'll say it again i love a good gummy whether i'm on the golf course or winding down after a long day of carrying the show on my back all i need is one good gummy to help me totally relax and now thanks to my good friends at cbdmd getting delta 9 thc gummy shipped directly to your door is not only possible it's easy and affordable how about that every cbd md delta 9 gummy is packed with 10 milligrams of thc per gummy and let me tell you buddy they work cbdmd also has delta nine microdose capsules that feature one milligram of thc so it's easy to enjoy them whenever wherever and listen i know it's easy to get confused

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29:12 stugots put on the pole guillermo uh first of all is greg cody as a journalist spectacularly reckless put that on a poll first and then secondarily put on the poll as well is uh doc rivers paying referees i never said it was this is the unlimited show with the stu gods we're presented by draftking sportsbook an official sports betting partner of the nfl download the draftking sportsbook app today and use code dan for special offer when you sign up that's code dan only at draftking sportsbook football is upon us and um my picks are coming they're in the incubator he's got the dolphins doing well they're in the incubator my picks 15 and two you got the dolphins yeah no no i haven't i haven't i haven't decided yet uh 15 and two is a bit of a stretch 13 12 and five i'm thinking 11 and six with a possibility of 12 and five right yeah they're they're winning the super bowl yes oh listen what's buffalo done nothing

30:18 nothing's right zero more than the dolphins come on man what do you mean what is buffalo done buffalo is a good football team going into the season all of us would be surprised none of us would be surprised if buffalo is a betting favorite to get to the super bowl they are and all of us would be surprised if anyone were out there saying i think buffalo is going to be a train wreck or a bad team they are the cream of the division the dolphins have to rise up to where buffalo is correct and can i'm just saying historically buffalo has accomplished nothing that makes you think that they're going to be the super bowl champion they are the betting favorite uh buffalo is and and josh allen is all that i get all that but they have to prove it prove it but the dolphins have to prove it more than buffalo has to prove it but by leaps and bounds you can't say the dolphins are going to win the super bowl

31:10 and buffalo has to prove it what a sports radio argument the dolphins have more to prove than the bills the bills what have they done it's like that's right anderson cooper has been decent over the bills they've made the playoffs they've won the division they went to an afc championship game look man this is what i didn't even think they did the dolphins in buffalo have paralleled each other for 20 years the dolphins have not won a playoff game for 17 years buffalo did not get to the playoffs those are enormously long streaks in a league where half the teams get to the playoffs and after that buffalo got josh allen and it got fixed and they are a super bowl contender and they've been good uh they've been a good football team for four or five years the dolphins have not been the dolphins have not been you say they've been good because they've been a gamer two over 500 but buffalo has made it to the playoffs and

32:03 is clearly ascending for buffalo if buffalo doesn't get to 12 and five this season i'm thinking most people think that's a disappointment correct right you're but you're talking about flimsy expectations not reality i'm talking about what will the reality be i'm just saying right now buffalo is being oversold and the dolphins are being grossly undersold i'm not a betting man but eight and a half wins for the dolphins i would fly on that one wait a minute where are you getting dolphins grossly undersold not in this market they're not like this what is happening around here there are a couple of people around the country who are looking at the dolphins and saying they're a sleeper team because they're saying they see the possibility of fireworks on offense and they're just all they're doing really is saying well the dolphin defense was pretty good last year i assume it'll be relatively good even

32:54 though those things don't tend to transfer from year to year neither does health but okay and also dolphins will be invigorating interesting on offense mcdaniel will fix some things the offensive line will be better and so that's the analysis being done on the dolphins we have a coach saying he's the most accurate quarterback he's ever seen you have hill you have waddle you have giuseki you have the makings of a really good team it doesn't always have to be a build up like like it is for buffalo where you know we take these steps sometimes a team can surprise and find themselves in the super bowl it can't happen like that they can go from never making it to the playoffs to all of a sudden having a really good team but the probabilities do not favor that the probabilities favor one of the teams that has been good for years because they've got their quarterback situation figured out we can

33:42 assume buffalo if they get health from the quarterback position will be great for the next 10 years you cannot say anything like that about the dolphins this thing can implode a month into the season i mean they're already without byron jones at the start of the season for four games you're presuming that the dolphins will carry on being as good at defense as they were under brian flores who i do think deserves a fair bit of the credit for how good they were on defense they also had a very fluky ability to generate turnovers which is not something that is replicable year over year the math has proven so you're you're already the dolphins case is already predicated upon they're already good at defense therefore they will continue to be good at defense which can be a faulty assumption but then you're also assuming that they will make a massive step forward offensively which they've made signings towards improving

34:30 but until you see it how can you have any confidence in it the reason they are eight and a half over under the reason that greg cody is here is saying swirling with these visions of delight in his head it's going to be easy and stupid or the super bowl the reason it's eight and a half is what he just said defense doesn't just transfer from year to year and then you add offense voila i've gone from a team that's almost in the playoffs to six games better that's not how that works yeah but sometimes your defense like i understand what you guys are saying defenses will kind of go up and down but sometimes you just have a good defense and maybe the dolphins do and then when you if you factor in the fact that we think they have a good defense plus you added a cheetah i mean that has all the making you realize you may indeed be right on this but you understand that the having of all the makings is a contrivance that isn't

35:19 where the betting money is it means nothing the betting money is on eight and a half games is the number they will win according to people who win or lose money on figuring these things out right dan didn't you have the dolphins last week making the playoffs like you think they're going to be good too i know what happened but my dad and stu gotz have gone flying by dan so now dan has to be the guy that's like whoa guys you're not gonna pull me back you're not reading anymore

35:51 a couple of weeks ago dan's like i'm kind of big on the dolphins yeah and then i got him my dad was crazy flying by that yeah that's right super bowl dan clearly super bowl favorites and so where do we go from there it's a show like when you're four days before the season you haven't played a game and the two clowns you do the show they've been looking good in the they're gone dude they're gonna win the super bowl though say back-to-back what choices do i have before they played all right so you had them play the game go for 40-14 undefeated 40-14 against new england last week that's all that's as far as and it's a ridiculous prediction i'm not doing that mars playing stupid but we're almost sponsoring this segment dan we're gonna have to fit in or fit out here my dad is not faking it with the dolphins because he took tua in our fantasy league way too high i think someone took two with the fourth pick in my draft hello

36:44 first round i love that i swear to god major upside for two of this year i mean seriously here's the definition of ridiculous the definition of ridiculous is that an eight and a half over under means the betting public thinks the dolphins are going to be a 500 team which is impossible with a 17 game season grant you but eight and a half times two is 17. that means the bet is that the dolphins are going to be worse than the past two seasons even though they added tyreek hill even though they have the their best running game in years even though they have an above average defense that is returning all 12 people with the most defensive snaps last year even though they signed tara and armstead the the the best free agent available they've had a great off-season and now you're telling me they're going to be worse than the past two years ain't going to happen impossible because the dolphins have

37:37 never had great off-seasons before and it doesn't work out they've never signed tyree kill before this is different they have never signed tyrion trainer for brandon marshall just nixon he ain't tyreek hill woody one of the great uh delights of my career here because the local hour has always been the thing that has mattered to me most uh is that we arrive now at the place where this is a delusionally homer dolphin hour and the country is listening to what is happening now because we're a national show that also does local stuff and they're like what the f is the matter with those guys who think they're just gonna waltz into football and they get an offensive lineman and tyree kelly and stu godzill and cody are just in consensus we're going to win the super bowl yes of course of course the super bowl will be won no one has played a game they haven't watched any preseason football there have been like four people hired

38:33 and they're like yeah super bowl easy done do we even have to play the season this must sound so absurd to all the other markets listening to this show i think there are some people that are a bit higher on the dolphins but like their week three is home against the bills yeah week four is at the afc champion bengals first month very tough that gets easy i know but that's very easy after that chris if they don't beat those teams and they're not who you say they are you come out of the team that's making an improvement you try to get through those games those four games at two and two and then you have like the easiest schedule in the nfl not like literally five to twelve

39:27 seven and four like they're like that no you gotta go two and two uh to start the season right you just gotta get to the dance guys that's all you gotta do get to the playoffs and be healthy you know what i mean there's no point in winning 16 games in the regular sea unnecessary don't need to do it do you know josh allen has almost twice as many touchdowns against the dolphins than he has against any other opponent he has 21 touchdowns in eight games against the dolphins yeah what if the bill's proven greg cody was just pantomiming to me and and i think to no one else pointing at his chest and what i can see reading his lips was him saying tua and tua when they start the first month tua and tua that's mine i own that i copyright it if anyone tries to steal it from me no one can have it the dolphins after one month will be tua and tua no one's ever made the uh to a word play joke yeah that's right

40:34 your voice was doing so good five dollars we were actually just talking about the voice still is fine it's fine but occasionally some fun comes up what should i do i mean i smoke eaters we criticized you a lot we were talking in here you can hear that the dead shows are done like you sound so much better they're more anatomy yeah they are they're finally getting added until that phlegm but it's until that listen they're always in me it's somewhere deep inside of me they'll always be there the flame will always be there but it's like a love song but the summer is working its way out of me it's

41:11 me and the lack of health and care for my career you know like in those commercials anthropomorphic toe fungus that's like trying to get out of your toes there yeah and i feel like we can do a similar thing with stugotz's phlegm i love scratch the reason i don't uh take care of my athlete's foot is i love the feeling of itching my athlete's foot

41:46 itching i mean we all get no scratching we love a good idea either yeah right yeah yeah and if you fix it you can't say these dogs are barking you're right what's your favorite area to scratch come on man for the reason you don't get the person your athlete's foot is because you like to scratch the webbing well i put tenacted on like two of the three toes that have it and i leave that one toe there just to itch it it feels great i'm telling you with a sock on it feels fantastic the crotch would be my answer by the way yeah i like a good lower back scratch let's all do it right now put your hand it's dangerous don't let's not go we're not going ridiculous here we're not talking about butt like but well above your butt like where the bullseye would be okay what are you doing what are you doing gets it what does that mean yeah what are you doing why do you want us to scratch that feels good

42:44 what do you think the bullseye is if you have to ask billy this entire comes to me really you're going to describe that region of your body to anybody in the world as your or anyone else's bullseye how else was i supposed to describe your lower back just say we knew what you meant but i didn't want you to think i didn't want you to think full time i didn't want someone going like you know in the the butt that would be the best that would be the bullseye the butthole that's what we all thought you missed they don't know what the bullseye is billy's bull's-eye's the butt hell yeah why did you do this yes why i should have just never said the bullseye

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