Jameela Jamil & The All Purple Event | TigerBelly 528

What this episode is about

Bobby Lee announces his upcoming comedy special for Hulu, set to take place at the San Diego Balboa Theater on January 16-17, 2026, and encourages fans to attend. The conversation also touches on lighthearted topics, including British culture and football legends, while blending personal anecdotes and humor.

Key takeaways

• Bobby Lee's comedy special: a reminder that fame is just a mythological encounter away.
• In a world of accents, it's the shared language of humor that truly connects us—no passport required.
• Arsenal vs. the rest: proving sports debates are the universal language of fandom, transcending borders.
• The brilliance of Hangul: a language designed for efficiency, while Chinese characters keep us guessing.
• Cultural stereotypes can be sharp; let's laugh about them instead of letting them divide us.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Bobby Lee (Host) · 45 min speaking
• Jameela Jamil (Guest) · 23 min speaking
• James Blake (Guest) · 4 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: James Blake, Arsenal, David Beckham, Harry Potter
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Kachava
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Blue Chew, Angelica Huston, Kachava, The Good Place
4. 30:00 – 40:00: The Good Place
5. 40:00 – 50:00: Shopify Inc., The Good Place, James Blake
6. 50:00 – 1:00:00: The Good Place
7. 1:00:00 – 1:10:00: James Blake, Arsenal
8. 1:10:00 – 1:15:35: Merry Little Exmas, James Blake

Notable quotes from "Jameela Jamil & The All Purple Event | TigerBelly 528"

• That's where Harry Potter lives. That's where the, queen, is.

  about Harry Potter · at 1:25

• So, he, found, out, that, my, boyfriend, is James Blake who's sitting in the corner and he had a [ __ ] nervous breakdown, didn't you? A little nervy being.

  about James Blake · at 2:46

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  about Kachava · at 19:25

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  about Blue Chew · at 22:33

• Yeah., When, you, were, shooting, the, good place where you're anxious.

  about The Good Place · at 27:46

• Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., An, amazing, guy, which is lucky to be in that situation 100%., and, he, really, took, me, under, his wing and like taught me how to act and taught me how…

  about Ted Danson · at 29:43

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  about Shopify Inc. · at 43:02

• Just stop asking. but I'm but I can. and so yeah, so I mostly I have lots of accidents and actually the accident that happened to me on set during Merry Little Exmas out November 12 is that I we have you can see that very tall handsome you.

  about Merry Little Exmas · at 1:12:33

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• James Blake — Person · Referenced celebrity / guest-adjacent figure (boyfriend of the guest) · 5 mentions · first at 2:24
  Mentioned as the guest’s boyfriend and treated as a revered musician; Bobby reacts with awe and jokes about meeting him.
• Ted Danson — Person · Referenced actor / mentor figure in anecdote · 1 mention · first at 29:36
  Discussed as a ‘legend’ from The Good Place who supported and mentored the speaker being discussed; used to illustrate anxiety on set and generosity.
• Angelica Huston — Person · Referenced actor / celebrity crush target in bit · 2 mentions · first at 22:49
  Used in a comedic hypothetical about being called by a famous actress; prompts discussion of her roles (e.g., Morticia Addams).
  Wow. I've never had if Angelica Houston called me.
• David Beckham — Person · Referenced sports celebrity · 1 mention · first at 1:58
  Used as a recognizable English football reference during a comedic riff about England and famous players.
• Wayne Rooney — Person · Referenced sports celebrity · 1 mention · first at 1:38
  Part of a list of famous English football figures during a comedic England riff.
  Was the, queen, was, That's, where, the, queen was. That's where Wayne Rooney is right?
• Sir Alex Ferguson — Person · Referenced sports figure (manager) · 1 mention · first at 1:45
  Named among iconic English football figures, reinforcing the England/football riff.
• Paul Scholes — Person · Referenced sports celebrity · 1 mention · first at 1:50
  Mentioned as part of a rapid-fire list of famous English footballers.
  Paul, Skos, right?, Right., Paul, Schos.
• Ryan Giggs — Person · Referenced sports celebrity · 1 mention · first at 1:55
  Included in the England football name-drop sequence.

Products & tech

• Merry Little Exmas — Product · Referenced work · 2 mentions · first at 1:12:43
  Mentioned as a project the guest worked on, with a release date provided.

Concepts & topics

• Arsenal — Concept · Referenced topic · 2 mentions · first at 2:03
  Mentioned in a casual conversation about football (soccer) teams.
  Very, good., But, you, know, what?, Arsenal, is still is the best team in England.
• Harry Potter — Concept · Referenced topic · 1 mention · first at 1:25
  Mentioned in passing as part of a cultural reference to England.

Media & podcasts

• The Good Place — Media · Referenced work · 7 mentions · first at 27:46
  Mentioned in the context of the guest's acting career and experiences on set.

Sponsors

• Kachava — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at 18:52
  Promoted as a health supplement with various flavors and benefits, mentioned multiple times with promotional language.
• Blue Chew — Product · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at 21:37
  Promoted as a performance-enhancing product, mentioned with promotional language and a special deal for listeners.
• Shopify Inc. — Company · Sponsor · 4 mentions · first at 41:57
  Promoted as a commerce platform for businesses, mentioned with promotional language and a special deal.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here and I'm very excited because I'm shooting my first special for Hulu and it's going to be at San Diego, California uh January 16th, 2026, January 17th, 2026 and it's at the San Diego Balboa Theater and the tickets are on sale now and come check it out. Um I would love to see you there and I'm super excited

0:23 and, we're, all, going, to, be, there. be there. Support, papa. Papa to, Bobby.

0:31 You've, never, done, that, before. Yeah. Do, you, know, who, that, is? We're, all, trying, to, play, it, cool. Everyone play it cool, please.

1:07 I, was, just, wondering, how, played, stupid. Who are you? I, wish, he, could, hear, this, music, you're playing. Janelle, she's from a far away place called England. England. That's where Harry Potter lives. That's where um

1:31 the, queen, is. The, queen, is, thinking., Yeah., Thank, you. Was the, queen, was, That's, where, the, queen was. That's where Wayne Rooney is

1:42 right? Yeah. And, Gary, Neville. Wow. Wow. Sir Alex Ferguson. How, was, it? Paul, Skos,

1:53 right?, Right., Paul, Schos. Yes. Ryan, Giggs. Right. And, David, Beckham. But, David, Beckham.

2:00 David, Beckham. Whoa. No,, he's, very, good. Fired. Very, good., But, you, know, what?, Arsenal, is still is the best team in England.

2:08 Arsenal, number, one. What, about, Simon? Simon, who?, Cow., Simon, Cowell., Simon, Cow. Right. Right. Very good. Okay. So right.

2:17 Can, you, be, a, bit, louder, just, because she wants these beautiful piano playing?

2:24 How, is, it, playing, the, piano, in, front, of James? Well,, not, um, you, know,, it's, you, know, um intimidating, but you know, I'm not afraid,

2:34 right? I, don't, live, in, the, fear., You, know what I mean? But Bobby, just, met, my, boyfriend.

2:39 Give, Jimmy, a, round, of, approach, to I, have, a, boyfriend., Thank, you., instead of my friend. I'm dating somebody. Yeah. Yeah.

2:46 Um, so, he, found, out, that, my, boyfriend, is James Blake who's sitting in the corner and he had a uh a [ __ ] nervous breakdown, didn't you? A little nervy being

2:54 Well,, it's, just, like,, you, know,, um, I, did have a liver it was, you know, I break down. My liver broke down. My liver broke down.

3:02 I've, never, seen, you, shy, or, thrown, ever before that moment. Yeah., Because, I'll, tell, you, why., It's like it's like running into like, you know, um a mythological character, you know what, I, mean? your dreams, you know? Um cuz you know you listen to the music, you go, I'm never going to meet that person.

3:18 You, know what, I, mean?, Like, I'm, never going to meet Genghaskhan. Yeah., Yeah., It's, like, running, into

3:23 James, and Or you know, or you know, anyone from history or you know, you never think.

3:30 Mhm. But, it's, like, um, I, wish, I, would, have known. Sorry. Yeah., Yeah., I, wish, I, was, like,, "Oh,, he's just an English bloke."

3:38 You, know what, I, mean?, What, is, bloke? A, a, bloke, is, a, a, man., What's, what's, an English blood?

3:43 It's, a, man, about, town. Oh,, it, is., What's, a, hooligan? A, hooligan, is, a, troublemaking, man, about the dark side of town. The wrong side of town.

3:52 Well,, you're, not, a, hooligan,, are, you? No., No. No., No., No. No. Um, I, was

3:56 I, can't, do, your, accent. Go, ahead., Please, try. Yeah., Have, you, ever, done, an, Asian accent?

4:01 No., I, just, The, only, thing, I, remember, is uh is Theo Vaughn going Bobby. Exactly., Yeah., Yeah., I, mean,, do, you, um You're Pakistani.

4:12 Mhm. Yeah., What, a, beautiful, place. Pakistani, and, Indian, both. Oh,, you're, combo.

4:16 Yes. I'm, Japanese, and, Korean. Oh,, congratulations. Kidding, kidding., I'm, not., I'm

4:20 You, are, technically You, mean, that, you're, 23, and, me? All, Koreans, have, a, little, Japanese, and, a little Japanese have a little Korean.

4:27 Well,, same, thing, with, Pakistan, and India. I mean, it's not a real divide. It's, not, a, real, divide., The, same, people kind of. Yeah. I think the Japanese and Korean are the same people.

4:35 Um, Yeah., But, I, heard, I, learned, something really interesting about Hungul, your written language yesterday.

4:41 Hungul. Do, you, just, Google, his, culture? So, nice. Yeah, cuz, my, my, my, little, my, goddaughter,, she was like, "Oh, do you speak Korean?" I'm like "No, I don't." She assumed it because we, you know, we dated for so long. And um apparently it's a really effective and easy to learn language because of the written language. It was it was engineered by geniuses.

5:07 Yes., To, be, learned, quickly, and effectively as opposed to like Chinese where you have like a million characters right?

5:13 Too, many, characters., Yeah., There's billions of them. Yes. Chinese. Chinese., Yeah.

5:18 Yeah., Yes., Yes. And, um, I, love, the, people, Chinese,, but but every time someone cuts in line it's a Chinese person. And I don't know what that's about.

5:28 You, know, what, I, mean? Speed., They're, fast. They're, fast., But, do, they, not, know, the rules? Maybe it's a stereotype. I'm sorry. I mean, but um I'm at a jamba jazz. I mean, and then they they they always go, "Oh, what what going on around here?" Right.

5:44 Anyway,, we Yeah., Any, takes, on, that? But, other, than, that,, I, mean,, I, love, it. You know, I love

5:54 the, food., I, mean,, the, food., What do, you, think, it's, an, act?, They, know, what they're doing.

5:57 I, think, they, know, what, they're, doing. You, know what, I, mean?, It's,, you, know, but anyway, let's move on from it because um it seems uncomfortable for me for you. You've been talking about it. Yeah. Yeah.

6:05 Have, a, little, sip, of, my, drink. Yeah., Have, a, beverage., Um I, have, a, question, for, you.

6:09 Well,, we're, not, we're, not, we're, not there yet. Can I just Can I take you know what, I, mean?

6:15 Okay., Well, this, is, my, head, already. I, I, understand, that,, but, can, you, write it down on your notebook?

6:19 I, did. Yeah., Yeah., Okay. I, started, at, the, airport,, that's, why. Yeah., I, mean,, we, you, know

6:24 Oh,, you, you, landed, and, then, you, started writing notes. Yeah., Yeah., I, was, like,, why?

6:29 Why?, What? Well,, it's, a, question,, but that's, your, question. Not, why,, but, like, I'm, going, to, tell, you the question later.

6:36 Why, am, I, here? No,, no,, no,, no. Yeah., Yeah. But, go, ahead. You, want, Do, you, want, me, to, go?

6:43 Well,, can, I, just, say, something?, Right., I mean, you know, if this is the Enterprise.

6:48 Okay. Star, Trek. Oh,, be Well,, I, mean,, I, just, feel, like, Am, I, not James Kirk?

6:54 He's, Kirk., Yeah. Am, I, not, or, No., Are, you?, No,, I'm, not. Yeah., What, are, you?

6:59 Um, the, guy, with, the, [ __ ], on, the, head. Oh,, you're, Warf. He's, You're, a, Cllingon., Yeah.

7:06 I, don't, think, so. No, you're, in, engineering, dude. James, W., No,, not, James, W., What's, it, that guy's

7:12 George, Tai? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's, his, name? No., Sulu. Sulu. Let's, move, on, from, it., I, I, think, we're confusing our guest. Okay.

7:20 You're, adorable. He, is, adorable., He's, never, read, a, book. Yes,, I, have., What, book?, Um,

7:27 the, Bible. The, Bible. Long, one. Have, you, read, the, Bible? Uh,, yeah. Yeah., What's, it, like?

7:34 I, never, read, it. Fascinating., And, really,, really, hyper realistic. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah.

7:40 Which, starts, off, with, the, Genesis? 100%. Yeah., Yeah., Can, you, explain, Adam, and, Eve in particular? Great.

7:45 Oh,, that's, the, opening. Definitely. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Can, you, explain, it, to, me, cuz, I, don't I've, never, even, I, don't know, anything about it.

7:51 No,, I, can't. Oh,, really? Yeah., Well,, let, me, see, if, I, can, explain. Okay.

7:57 In, the, beginning,, God, made, in, seven, days Earth,, the, atmosphere, the, universe.

8:05 Well,, did, you, do, the, universe, first, right? Yes. Cuz, there's, like, billions, of, planets, right?

8:11 Yes. So,, he, made, every, billion, planet, right? Yes. And, then, he, made, Earth., Then, he, made atmosphere, Earth, sand, the trees, and all that stuff.

8:21 And, then, the, Kardashians. The, Kardashian., That, came, later. Yes. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., They, came, after, the snake for

8:26 That, was, day, eight. Kard, the the, Kardashian, and, lion, was, day eight. Yes.

8:31 Wow., I, did, not, know, that., So,, write, that down. The Kardashian. You're right.

8:34 The, dinners. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Um, so, then, um, then, he made Adam and Eve.

8:40 Mhm. What, color, were, they? They, were, definitely, white., Everyone, was white.

8:45 Oh,, I, see. Everybody. And, but, then, he, created, the, sun, and, made us dark.

8:50 No. Not, in, the, book., He, creates, the, sun, and it just bounces off everyone in the Bible. Really?

8:56 And, they're, all, super, white. Yeah. Yeah. But, then, through, Adam, and, Eve, civilization started.

9:02 Yes. We're, all, So, we're, all Adam, needed, someone, to, give, him, a [ __ ] So he took out his rib.

9:09 Which, I, think, is, what, Prince, was originally trying to do. Yeah. I did not know that.

9:13 And, then, he, grew, a, woman, out, of, a, rib and, uh, and, then, he, got, um, sucked, off, and then banished, I think.

9:20 Whoa. Yeah., because, she, forced, him, to, eat, the apple because he has got no agency of his own.

9:25 Wait, a, while., Adam's, a, little, [ __ ] I, did, not, know, about, that., I, knew, about Job and all that stuff, but I didn't know about that.

9:31 Yeah., And, then, what, happened, was, their, s their their offspring eventually went to other lands.

9:39 Mhm. So, like where, they, remained, white. Really? Yeah. Wow. But, then, how, did, how, did, we

9:45 white, Middle, Easterns?, It's, amazing. Oh., So,, how, did, you, become, a, Pakistani then?

9:51 This, is, all, makeup. She's, a, white., Oh,, you're, white. Playing, the, I'm, white,, too., I, have jaundice.

9:58 Yeah. Yeah., That's, why, the, yellow. Yeah., I'm, a, sick, white, guy. People, don't, know, that., But, like,, so eventually, you know, they they drifted apart. They go, "Okay, bye. You're going to be one day Chinese and then one day you're going to be black." And they all

10:12 one, day, Chinese. One, day, Chinese., They, created, a, a character and the accent then.

10:17 Yeah. Yeah., And, then, um, Wow., And, so, that's, how it that's, all, that's, how, we, all, got, here today.

10:23 Whoa., I, did, not, know, that. And, where, when, when, did, Noah's, arc, come into play?

10:27 Tell, me, about, Noah. I, don't, [ __ ], know,, guys. I don't give, a, [ __ ] Oh,, okay., What, religion, are, you, then?

10:34 I'm, I'm, sadly, atheist. Me., Me,, too., Kind, of. Yeah, we're, all, kind, of.

10:39 Yeah. How, about, you?, I'm, agnostic. That's, fair., Maybe, I'm, a, bit, more, more agnostic. Not adorable, but also just because

10:47 there, could, be, something, maybe. Yes. Right. Yeah., Something, has, to, be, responsible for my breasts.

10:53 Yeah., Yeah. Okay. You, don't, have, to, look., She, was, just saying I, said, no., No., I, I

11:01 Yeah., Yeah., Set, him, up. Yeah., I, mean,, I, don't, you, know,, I, didn't look at her, brother. I looked at her jacket.

11:06 Oh,, look, at, your, balls, real, quick. I, don't, Yeah,, they're, extra, wrinkly., And uh it means they're wise.

11:13 They're, wise., Yeah., Very, wise cuz, all, girls, say,, "Have, you, seen, my You've seen my nuts act?"

11:18 I, would, hope, so. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., All, girls, have, said it's extra wrinkly and and I make them laugh by saying

11:25 cuz, they're, wise., But, then, I, think, to myself, why are they wrinkly? No., But, you, know what?, Actually,, I, can sort of relate not to my balls, but you know how, you've, got

11:35 James., James,, are, your, balls, extra wrinkly? They're, lovely. They're, lovely., I, bet, they, are., Smooth. Probably. So, um, but but you have no lines. You have no lines anywhere on your face. And so, all of the lines on your face went to your face.

11:50 It's, they're, his, painting, in, the basement. Dorian Gray. Mine is I have a very old ass.

11:57 So,, the, rest, of, me,, I'm, 40, in, like, a, few months. I've never had Botox filler. I look young. It's because I have a devastatingly old man's ass.

12:04 Oh,, wow. And, that's, why, James', songs, are, really so Yeah., But, let, me, ask, you, this, about, your ass. Okay. Right.

12:12 You, look, at, it, and, what, what, makes, it old? Um, the, shape,, the, texture,

12:20 the, wisdom. The, texture., Is, it, flat, or? Yeah. I'm, Asian., Asian., You, know,, it's, just, it is what it is.

12:29 I, prefer, flat, asses, to, be, honest, with you. Yeah. He's, always, said, that, actually.

12:33 I, like, b, I, like, bony, I, like, bony, flat asses. Lovely., Mine, is, sort, of, it's, it's, sort of flat, but also kind of it's it's it's present at the sides of my hips as if it's sort of nosy. Like it doesn't want to stay at the back and not be involved. It kind of comes around the side to see what's, going, on., Do, you, know what, I mean? Like

12:52 Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. That's, my, ass. Whoa., It's, sort, of, like, James, Bond. Yeah.

12:57 Your, ass., Whoa. It's, like, It's Yeah., Yeah. Yeah. It's, like, a, Ethan, Hunty, kind, of, an, ass. You, know what, I, mean?, I, like, it., My publicist has just pulled up behind the couch.

13:08 He's, like, "Not, the, [ __ ], bit.", Not the [ __ ] bit. We talked about this.

13:12 I, haven't, yet, brought, up, my, leathery bagel, just the outside. The, What's, the, bagel, part?, The, butthole in my Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

13:21 Your, worst, became, super, leathery, since Ozump. How, do, you, know?, Oh,, we, all unfortunately know. We had to do a test. We took a photo.

13:29 We, took, a, photo. Alex, took, a, photo., Bobby, insisted, we take a photo so we could do a before and after. It shrivebles the labia as well doesn't it? So, does it also go after the hole?

13:38 Yeah., Yeah,, the, calamari., I, call, it, the calamari but Has, it, changed?, Has, it, changed

13:44 color?, Yes. The, Oh,, what, color? Extra, purple., It's, It's, like, Barney's butthole.

13:50 Amazing. Yeah., Yeah., You, know,, you, know, Barney? Yes. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., A, dark, purple.

13:54 Yeah. It's, a, sad, purple., You, know what, I, mean? It's sort of like um Prince's butthole. You, know what, I, mean?, He, loves, purple.

14:00 Oh,, he, does, love, purple. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Purple, rain. You know, one time he uh Prince called up my manager and said he wanted to meet me.

14:12 No., My, 20ies., Yeah. He, said, he'd, been, watching, YouTube videos of me all day.

14:17 Red, flag. Okay. And he uh wanted to meet me and so uh my manager called me and she was like, "Are you a fan of Prince?" And I was like "Not really." Uh and she said, "Well, I am and I really want tickets to him. can you please so you never met him?

14:36 Can, you, please, meet, him?, He, wants, to call you. Wow. And I was like, "Okay when's he going to call me?" And she was like "Apparently, tomorrow at 11:00 p.m."

14:42 So,, I, get, an, email, that, night, just, being like, no, a text message that night being like "Prince's going to call you uh tomorrow at 11:00 p.m." And then the following morning, 9:00 a.m. I get an email saying, "Prince is going to call you tonight, 11:00 p.m." And I was like "Yep, no, I got it yesterday 12:00 p.m. that Prince is going to call you."

14:57 Wow., 1:00, p.m., 400, p.m., 7:00, p.m., and then 10:45 they're like, "Prince is going to call you in 15 minutes. He's going to email you first." And at 10:59 I get an email that just says, "It's me dot dot dot from Prince." And then he phones me and we have this deranged phone conversation

15:18 where, he, tells, me, he's, been, watching, me again all day and that and then pivots the conversation. He's really strange like speaks in a very high voice. He will not let me swear. Every time I swear, he tells me that it makes the paint peel off the walls. And then he uh and then he asks me to bear with me because I didn't expect to tell the story. Remember it. So then he asks me to uh he starts saying to me that, you know, like I really want to play Alexandra Palace, which is a very iconic venue for like 10 to 15,000 people in England. And I was like, I I think you would be great at Alexander Palace.

15:52 How, old, are, you?, How, old, are, you? I'm, 26. Okay. At, the, time., And, and, he's, like,, "And, and I want everyone to be wearing purple." And I was like, "Sounds cool."

16:03 Uh, and, he's, like, "And, I, want, everyone backstage to be women." And I was like "Empowering." And then he says, "I want them all to be dancers, and I want them all to be wearing roller skates." And I was like "This sounds like a a great day, man."

16:18 Yeah., Yeah. Uh, I, hope, that, that, happens., He, was like "Great. So, if you could arrange that for me, I'd really appreciate it. You can't tell the venue it's me. Goodbye. I'll call you tomorrow and see your progress. And hangs up.

16:28 No. And, so, over, the, course, of, a, 15, to, 20 minute phone call, I become an event planner. I've never even had a birthday party. Like I can't organize a piss up in a brewery.

16:39 Did, you, panic? Yeah,, of, course, I, [ __ ], panic. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Um, and, then, he's, kind, of, calling, me every day for progress. Like I can't tell up. This is real. This is real 100%.

16:49 Wow., So, I, uh, so, then, he, proceeds, to, kind of harass me for the next like next month almost like trying to get me to organize this huge gig and I don't know how to do it. And also you can't book Alexander Palace with like two weeks notice and not tell them who it's for.

17:04 Oh, wow. And, so did, he, well, at, that, time, point, he, was, a symbol right?

17:08 Yeah, of, course, exactly., So, I, was, like how do I even describe describe it on the [ __ ] phone? Um, and then eventually kind of, you know, the the phone calls turned from event planning into friendship and then friendship into flirting. Um, I did not flirt back. Um

17:24 Oh,, so, you, didn't, find, him, attractive? No. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. No,, no,, no.

17:28 He's, a, little, He's, a, little, man. I, don't, mind, a, little, man. Yeah., Yeah., Okay.

17:31 But, what, was, it, that, you, didn't, find attractive? Um, his, hair., I, think, it, was, his, whole

17:38 mate. His, whole, vibe, really, and, also, very entitled calling, me, up, on, the, first, date, and asking me to organize,000 person all purple event.

17:50 Um, and, he's, a, he's, much, older., He's, a time fighter, you know. So I wasn't interested.

17:54 Oh I, wasn't, interested, in, him., And, I, had, a boyfriend at the time. Sure.

17:58 Um, so, yeah., So it, just, fizzled, away. It's, where, Yeah., Well,, no., It, ended, um angrily from from him. Jesus.

18:06 Jesus, Christ. Did, he, do, that, or, did, you Yeah. Yeah., He, uh, but, he, What's, he, pointing to?

18:14 Well,, he, eventually, got, angry, with, me because I didn't want to spend Valentine's Day with him cuz I was with my boyfriend. And he said, "Well, why did you put an X at the end of all your text messages?"

18:21 And, I, was, like, "That's, just, what English people do to show that we're not angry with each other."

18:26 So, then, we, had, a, falling, out and, then, we, did. So, you, never, physically, met?

18:30 Definitely., Uh no,, no,, no., I, did,, but, I, just, didn't want to spend Valentine's Day. Oh, I see.

18:34 You're, out, of, touch., Completely, out, of touch. Well,, now, he's, dead,, so, we're, very

18:39 I, killed, him. Wow. Kachava., Dude,, last, night, I, was, like, I, I came home from the road and I was like you know what?

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19:06 And, so,, um,, I, went, and, got, the strawberry kacava. I, all, you, do, is,, um,, two, scoops.

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20:17 Oh, wow. I'm, not, lying,, dude. And, my, mom,, you, know,, my, mom's, like, a super healthy. She's Yeah. Is that where she got introduced to it? I think she stole she's always like kacava darling kacava. I'm always like how do you know about kacava? Like now I know it's from your pantry.

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21:04 you, guys, I'm, 54, and, sometimes, you, know what I mean my little Toki the dum dum isn't awake

21:10 oh and, it's, action, action, time tired he's, tired, old, right, action, time, but guess what he has a blue friend

21:18 oh, wow it's, called, Guu, let's, go. I, take, it, and, then, Toki, is, ready, to, fun.

21:24 Ready, to, fun. Yeah., And, it's, it, works., All right., Um, guys, enter the room. Dick first. Am I not right?

21:32 You're, right. Bluetooth, isn't, just, a, tablet., It's, a cheat code for your crotch.

21:36 Wow. Stronger,, harder,, longerlasting., Like someone gave your downstairs a pep talk and a gym membership.

21:43 Gilbert's, moaning., I, don't, like, it. Yeah. I'm just thinking about Bobby. He's a Christian. I just, you know, I think about Bobby getting hard, getting inside.

21:50 Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., When, Christians, do that, it it's it's mindboggling. One, more, time.

21:53 No., No., I'm, not, doing, it again. One, more, time., Stronger. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Stronger.

21:58 Harder. Longer, lasting. My, lord. Okay,, good., That's, better., No,, but actually it's you know, it's it really does work. And um you know, it's chewable. You can chew it. You can swallow it. Jack could climb his own stock on one of these beans. I'll tell you that right now.

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22:49 Wow. I've never had I mean, if Angelica Houston called me. Are, you, kidding, me?, She's, like, my number. She's like top tier to me.

22:57 I, don't, know., I, I, don't, know., That's, her vagina. Uh I if Angel if Angelica Houston called me

23:04 I, probably, would, do, it. She's, incredible., Are, you, [ __ ], crazy? You would You would be so so lucky to even be considered. What do you mean?

23:14 Consider, what? Consider, what? What, are, you, talking, about?, Who, should be her concubine?

23:18 No,, I, mean,, even, if, she, were, to, look your direction, you should you should feel something.

23:22 Okay,, you're, Angelica., You, No,, you, play Angel. You play Angelica Houston.

23:26 Wait,, who, is, that? Okay., What, What, are, you, doing? He's trying to keep the momentum going I guess.

23:34 So,, we're, at, Yeah., Yeah. Yeah. That's, Angelica, Houston. Old, school. Yeah., Oh,, that's, old.

23:39 You, ever, watched, like, the, old, school? Hey,, wait., We're, not, there., We're, not, in the scene yet. We're not in the scene yet.

23:44 Are, you, [ __ ], ready,, man? It's, really, good,, dude. Jimmy,, that's, really, good.

23:48 Thank, you. All, right., So,, um, before, you, get started? Yeah., Yeah., Yeah.

23:53 She, Who, did, she, play? Morticia, Adams in, the, old, one. In, the, old, one.

23:57 Yeah., Yeah. The, movies, or, do, you, did, you, ever, see, um Adams, family?, Yes.

24:01 Is, this, your, first, day, outside? I, wish, it, was. It, always, seems, like, it.

24:05 No. Um, the, royal, tenon, bombs., You, ever, seen that? Tenon, bombs., She's, in, a, lot, of, Western films.

24:10 John, Wick., Oh,, she's, in, John, Wick. Yeah., You, see, Royal, Tenner, bombs?, Okay.

24:13 Oh,, okay., Okay., Okay., Okay., No., Okay. Okay., Okay. Oh,, you, want, to, eat, that?

24:19 Oh, my, god., You're, ruining, everything. Let's, go, back. Okay., My, bad. You, know, what, he, said, to, me, when, when, I came in here today?

24:24 What, did, he, say? What?, What, did, I, say? What, did, he, say, when, he No,, don't, bring, it, up., You, got, to, do

24:29 Don't, bring, it, up., Just, give, the, energy. You, don't have, to, say, exactly.

24:31 He, goes,, "Last, night, I, hit, that, back." Oh,, no., I, You, talk, like, that, and, I'm He's one of those guys cuz he rarely gets late. He rarely gets laid, right?

24:40 Innocent. And, people, when, people, that, rarely, get laid, when they get laid, they always say [ __ ] like that

24:45 just, to, let, us, know, that, something happened. And, it's, gross, right?, And, I, had, to, even, explain, to, him cuz I've never even heard that.

24:51 I, was, joking. No., And, then, you, show, me, a, photo. Okay. Did, you, not, throw, me, a, photo?, I, hit, that back. I hit that back.

24:59 Right., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. I, don't, know., He's, a, comedian. Yeah. Yeah., Yeah.

25:04 He's, a, comic. It's, so, gross. No. It's, so, gross., No,, I, didn't. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah.

25:09 I, was, just, joking. So, you, swear, to, God., You, swear, to, God you didn't hit that back last night.

25:12 We're, guys, we, joke, like, that. Oh,, locker, room, talk. Yeah,, man., Not, in, front, of, the, ladies.

25:17 Yeah., Okay. Man, did, he, show, you, a, picture, of, her, ass? No., No., No. Yeah., No,, he, did.

25:23 How, was, it? Yeah., Did, he, did, a, thing, on, Did, he, not at the table? No., Yeah,, he, did., Did

25:29 you, act, out, how, you, hit, it, back? No., Bobby., Bobby., It, went, higher., He went higher.

25:35 Yeah,, he, went, higher., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. I've absolutely I feel I've never been more convinced of anything more than I am that.

25:43 Yeah., Anyway,, so, um, that, was, an And, you, know what?, High, five,, man. Sorry,, James.

25:51 Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. This, is, locker, room, talk. Yeah., It's, locker, room, talk., I, don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

25:59 Anyway,, um Jesus. Yeah., Jesus, Christ., We, talked, about, the Bible. Yeah,, man.

26:05 All right., Enough., All right., But congratulations. It, was, a, joke,, man. Yeah,, I, think, it, happened.

26:10 No,, I, didn't. When, you're, just, saying, it, privately, and let's move on, but let's when you sing it privately to me, right?

26:16 When, you, know, when, it's, for, the, world. It, really, is. We've, learned, the, hard, way.

26:21 Yeah. Well,, she's, a, fan, of, the, podcast,, so Okay., Well,, listen., And, she's, like, "Hey, that lines up."

26:28 He, told, us, that, you, are, amazing, in, bed. Yeah., Yeah. Wow. And, very, beautiful., Yeah,

26:36 with, perfect, ass. Yeah,, you're, a, very, positive, person, Jame. Are you positive?

26:41 First, time, anyone's, ever, said, that. You're, not, positive, James., Am, I, positive?

26:47 There, we, go. Yeah., Yeah., So,, do, you, So,, do, you, wake up cuz today I woke up, you know sometimes I wake up and I'm just like um, I was excited that you were coming.

26:56 A Yeah., But,, you, know,, I, just, on, the, road and I, you know, I came in last night late.

27:01 Yeah., And, I, um it's felt like kind of I sometimes just kind of wake up a little depressed. Do you get wake up depressed?

27:08 No. Okay., You, never, get, depressed? I, don't, get, depressed., I, wake, up anxious. In fact, I woke up really anxious today and I had to take a little pill because I was so excited to see you.

27:18 Oh,, anxiety. Yeah. Yeah. What, are, you, anxious, about? I, don't, know., I, was, just, nervous., I wanted you to like me.

27:25 Yeah., Yeah. I, didn't, give, a, [ __ ], about, what, you, two thought. I just Yeah.

27:30 Yeah., Yeah., But, I', I've, always, been aware of you. I've always liked you. A, I've, always, liked, you,, too.

27:34 Yeah., Yeah., In, fact,, when, we, when, you gave me the guest list of like who do we get, I go, I want her.

27:40 Oh,, thank, you. Yeah., So,, it's, like, Yeah., Um, Wow., So, you wake up anxious.

27:44 I, wake, up, anxious, sometimes., Yeah. Yeah., When, you, were, shooting, the, good place where you're anxious.

27:48 [ __ ], terrified. Yeah. Terrified, every, day., Every, moment., I still get scared thinking back on it.

27:54 Wait,, didn't, you, test, for, that, show? I, did. You, did,, right? Did, you?, For, who?

27:58 Yeah,, he, did., I, don't, remember,, but, I didn't. It, was, right. Um,, no. Was, it, Gianu, the, monk?

28:04 Uh,, was, that, racist?, I, racially, profile him. I, didn't, get, it., You, were, Manny, Jinto. Okay. It was you or Manny.

28:10 Move, on., Let's, move, on., I, didn't, get, it. He, didn't, get, it. I, tested, a, lot., I, don't, get, it.

28:14 But, that, was, one, of, his, bigger, um heartbreaks at that time. I, was, heartbroken.

28:19 Yeah. Yeah. I, mean,, it, wasn't, You, weren't, going, for Kristen Bell. I, was, probably, the

28:24 Were, you, going, for, my, role? No., No., No. What, about, that, guy? Manny's., So, it, was, for, me.

28:28 Yeah,, that's, what, I, mean., John, knew maybe., But, um, I, didn't, get, it., He's, much more handsome, probably more talented.

28:35 Manny, is, a, cutie. He, is, a, cutie., Yeah. Very, handsome, man. Cuz, I've, been, on, sitcoms, before, American sitcoms, and they're um it's a stressful of it.

28:44 Yes. Table, reads, were, always, excit, because you you would always hear stories about

28:48 people, get, fired, at, the, table. People, get, fired., So,, I, went, to, the costume department before our first table read cuz I'd only just done all of the auditions. And so, you know, we hadn't started shooting yet. There was still a chance that I could be fired if I [ __ ] up the table read. So, I went to the costume department. Everyone else shows up in like jeans and t-shirts. I showed up in my gown from episode one with a big floral hat and a basket and came in in character. I've never acted before, by the way, at this point. The audition was my first ever time acting.

29:16 Sorry. Sorry to rub it in, but um I uh quite, a, bit., So, I, was, so, inexperienced that I was like I have to throw everything at this otherwise I'm toast. And I think that's the only reason I kept my job that day.

29:29 Oh, you, miser, you, went, like, fully., Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., W, So, when, you're sitting there um at the table

29:36 especially, you're, I, mean, you're, with, a legend Ted Dans right who, I've, heard, I've, never, met, him before. I heard he's a really nice guy.

29:43 Amazing, man. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., An, amazing, guy, which is lucky to be in that situation

29:48 100%., and, he, really, took, me, under, his wing and like taught me how to act and taught me how to stand in front of the camera, taught me what a mark is. Just like everything I know I owe to him. So if you think I'm [ __ ] that is Ted's fault.

29:59 Yeah., Yeah., Did, you, ever, like, um get, anxious, meeting, him? Yeah., Petrified., Did, you, just, finish?

30:07 Did, you, just, meet, him? Well,, it's, cuz Do, you, want, to, be, the, captain?

30:12 No., But No., No., You, want, to, fly, the, ship? It's, a, mutiny. Yeah., Yeah.

30:15 No. That, was, wild., Really, good., wake, up., I think everybody wakes up anxious.

30:20 I, had, to, stress, eat, and, I, stress, a, so much on the season one that I gained a a dress size and a half and looked sort of quite similar to Pablo Escobar by the end.

30:29 So,, it, wasn't, clear, if, it, was, an, arc, all the place. Uh, and it was great. And they had to leave my costume open at the back. So, they couldn't get images of me running from the back. You know, when when things start to heat up at the end of season one

30:40 they'd, normally, have, to, get, me, from, the front because everything was open at the back. So, I'd hulked out of all of my fantastic. Well, craft service and stuff.

30:48 Yeah,, exactly., Craft, service, ruined,, you know, life. It was great, but it was very distracting and I I developed pre-diabetes. I

30:57 When, you, go, to, craft, service,, what, do you eat? You uh, everything., Everything, I, can, find.

31:01 Yeah., I, I, like, um And, I, took, Tupperware, with, me, so, I, could bring it back. That's such a smart I would fill our ladder at home with it.

31:08 That's, very, Filipino, coded, because, we don't go anywhere without Tupperware in our purse just in case. I take sandwich bags sometimes to parties.

31:17 Yeah,, same., Same., But, he, is, so, anti- leftovers. He has his his philosophy around they shouldn't exist.

31:24 Like,, dude, I, knew, it., Yeah,, we're, so, much, like, we look alike. We act alike.

31:30 I'm, confused, right, now. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I mean check mark. You know, if, he, sees, you, taking, leftovers,, like, he will peel like fight it off your hands.

31:42 Why?, and, like, want, to, throw, it, in, the trash. Is, it, because, it's, because, it, gains bacteria overnight or are you just a decadent [ __ ]

31:48 Well,, I, have, You're, a, decadent, [ __ ] I, have, specific, things, like,, you, know, for instance, if I'm usually if I'm in a group, you know, I pay

31:57 Mhm. and, then, when, the, um, group, goes, like let's say Hime's I'm having dinner with him and I'm paying, right? And and Haime goes, "Um, can I have mine wrapped up?" I always go, "No, no, no, no."

32:11 Why?, Because, it's, mine. I, paid, for, it., Don't, you, get, it?, Like, I just gave me a dramatic flashback.

32:21 Honestly,, what, is, so, confusing, about that? How do you not know that it's mine?

32:27 You're, a, mom. I, paid, for, it., Ask, me., I, may, allow, you to grab it, take it home.

32:36 It's, so, rude,, people. Um,, you, would, hate, me., You'd, hate, me., I ask, me,, I, would, let, you, do, it.

32:42 Oh,, thank, you. So,, we're, having, dinner., Go, ahead. Please,, can, I, have, uh, some, please, can, I have some parties?

32:50 Please,, sir., Please. Oh,, the, little, um, Oh,, yeah., You, can, take that sandwich out.

32:54 Thank, you, very, much. Yeah,, and, that's, fine., But, if, you, just assume like, hey, just, you know, that's all I'm saying is

33:02 I, um, but, you, just, you, resurfaced, a memory that I'd suppressed up until now which is my 29th birthday. I just moved to Los Angeles. Uh, very briefly, I got to know Jud Appattow and Leslie Man.

33:13 I, love, Jud. They, were, very,, very, kind., He's, been He's been here. Yeah., They, were, very, kind, to, me., No, need to brag, Bobby. We're all friends here. But I, uh, back to my um, smack in the ass. Yeah. Yeah. I smacked the ass just now. Sorry. My bad.

33:27 So,, uh,, they, take, me, out, to, dinner, cuz they know I don't know anyone. I've just gotten there and I'm all by myself. And so Leslie's like "Oh, come out to dinner with us." us. You know, we're going out for dinner with our friend Kate Upton, the like Victoria Secret model. I did a movie with illustrator.

33:41 Well, done. So, then, um, I'm, at, this, point, very, poor. Don't have a job. Don't have a visa. Don't have any friends.

33:50 Pre, the, good, place., Yeah., And, I'm, just figuring it out in America by myself. Don't know anyone. Totally lost. And I

33:57 But, people, know, who, you, are, because, of your Well,, how, the, [ __ ], do, you, get, to, hang with Jenna? I met Leslie Man at a party and she just thought I was a vibe. Uh and then just

34:07 How, do, you, go, to, a, party, with, Leslie, Man in it? We, were, at, the, same, bar, and, then, we ended up getting chatting at the bar.

34:13 I, hate, I, hate, people, like, you. You, know,, people, that, just, kind, of, show up and people just kind of grab I've had to like

34:20 Hey,, would, you, like, the, good, place? Yeah. I've, had, to, like, kill, I, I, would, have, to kill.

34:27 You'd, had, to Yeah. Yeah. I'd have to and then and do great comedy for them to Anyway, let's move. I'm sorry. Congratulations. Go ahead. Leslie Man.

34:37 Leslie, Man., No., Well,, just, it's, not, a great story. It's just the fact that at the end of the meal, everyone no one eats in Hollywood, so they'd all left most of their meals and it was the best. It was like boa or something. It's like some of the best burgers and steak I'd ever had. So, I was like, "Fuck this. We can't just leave this." So, I asked the lady who was coming to pick up all of our plates. I was like, "Can I get mine to go and everyone else's?" And it's a table of only four people, so everyone heard me say it. And I took everyone's leftovers home with me, but not even home because then Leslie's like, "We're going out dancing now." And now I have a bag this big of everyone else's leftovers that I'm going to eat things that their like mouths have touched like, burger., Do, you, know what, I, mean?

35:16 Like I'm kissing them. Yeah. And so I'm so scared someone's going to steal my leftover bag that I keep my leftover bag on the dance floor and I'm there like side dancing on my birthday with Kate Upton like one of the sexiest women in the world and everyone can just smell like salmon burger like I'm meeting up the entire dance floor. People are moving further and further away. I've got truffle fries in my in my bag. Um it was a really strange day and and then they didn't want to hang out again. ask you something. I've That kind of made me mad.

35:52 I, knew, it, would. Yeah., Yeah., So,, let, can, we, just, Can, we dive into it a little bit?

35:55 Sure. Is, it, because, you, didn't, have money, growing? Money., But, did, you, have, money, at, the time?

36:01 No. No, money? No, money?, No., I, I', I'd, burned, through all of my money. I had $17 left in my bank account.

36:07 And, you, were, staying, at, a, hotel, or, you you were at an apartment here in LA?

36:10 I, was, staying, with, a, friend. You're, staying, with, a, friend? Yeah., Well,, not, a, friend,, but, like, a, a lovely uh lady who had let me live on in in her.

36:18 Right., So,, the, food, that, you, have, from after the [ __ ] club that you went to. Yeah. You put the food in the refrigerator and during the week you ate it.

36:26 Yes., I'm, known, for, this. Mhm. You, still, do, it, now? Yeah., I, would, say, that's, just, meal prepping. Thank you. Yeah. For your week.

36:34 I've, always, thought, you'd, get, me., Yeah, I do. I fully understand. All, right., I, I, just

36:39 there, at, least, in, my, culture, there's there's a shame in not bringing home it. I call it

36:45 I, think, that, being, wasteful, is, like, in my culture like the biggest no no.

36:50 The, greatest, shame. Yeah. Okay., I, think, you're, right., Let, me change my way. I think you're right.

36:56 Yes. What? I, remember, at, Mel's, Diner,, you, know,, let me take my um omelette home.

37:02 Oh, no., And, I've, been, sensing, a, tension between us ever since. Wait,, wait., First, of, all,, I, didn't.

37:09 Yeah., I, was, like,, "Can, I, take, this, to go?" He's like "No, let's go." Remember,, it, was, you, and, me,, Andrea.

37:14 Take, a, omelette, home. You, can't, take, omelettes, home. Yes,, you, can. No,, you, can't.

37:19 Microwave. No,, that's, actually, That, is, Russian roulette for your [ __ ] You should never microwave eggs.

37:24 Yeah., Why? It's, Russian, roulette, for, your, [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah.

37:30 You, never, saw, deer, hunter? No. The, omelette., You, know,, the, omelet going., You, know what, I, mean?

37:35 Oh,, no., It's, explosive, diary. Salmonella. No, wonder. Yeah,, that's, I, saved, your, life,, dude.

37:42 I, saved, your, [ __ ], right, there., Yeah. Yeah. Right down. Don't microwave eggs.

37:46 Do, you?, Yeah. Do, you, get, diarrhea, easily, J? Do you get diarrhea? Uh,, no., No.

37:54 But, you've, had, it, before. 100%. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Fascinating. That's, always, um, not, a, good, day.

38:00 No. But, a, fun, icebreaker, for, a, chat., No. Yeah. No, I mean, you know, I just get it off.

38:08 Are, you, flirting, with, me? In, front, of, James., How, dare, you? In, front, of, James,, you, know.

38:14 Hey,, Jina,, do, you, get, diarrhea? Yeah. Yeah., Was, that, not, That's, not, a, Let, me ask that is that's not an appropriate question.

38:22 I, think, it's, fine., I, talk, about, diarrhea all the time. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., I, was, I, want, to, know your listen I want to

38:28 talk, about, diarrhea, so, much, on, my podcast that we've actually had to send out a brief asking people stop talking to us about diarrhea on the podcast.

38:36 How, many, episodes, have, you, done, in, your pod? Uh, I, think, we're, at, like, three, months, or four months now.

38:40 Wow. So, we, do, it, weekly., It's, very, fun., Uh you do it in England. Uh, we, do, it, all, over, the, world., So, I recorded lots of it in Los Angeles then New York and now I'm recording in London. Oh wow.

38:51 I'd, love, you, guys, to, come, on, at, some point. Oh, we'd, love, to, do, it., loved, it.

38:54 Um,, but, yeah,, it's, a, just, a, it's, a, foul ratchet, time., What's, it, called?

39:00 It's, called, Wrong, Turns, with, Jamila, J. And, it's, a, comedy, disaster, podcast, that is specifically anti- inspiration. It's anti-inspiration pro commiseration. I'm sick of having a silver lining shoved up my ass every time something goes wrong. So, I just want to be able to sit in the [ __ ] and not have like a a a wonderful you know, great pearl of wisdom gained from everything. Cuz who the [ __ ] gains wisdom every time something goes wrong? I'm sick of it.

39:24 So,, I, decided, to, create, a, podcast, where we just marinade in shame and everyone who listens gets to feel smug about themselves that they make better decisions.

39:33 And, you, had, just, had, Ian, on dance. Yes,, I, did., So, funny. We, love, Ian.

39:39 I, Nathan, are, hilarious, together., Let's go. I want to see what else who else she's had on.

39:44 That's Oh,, I, love, Katherine, Ryan. Katherine, Ryan's, great., Simon, Peg, was great. Uh

39:51 oh,, you, get, biggies., Mhm., I've, got, some lovely people. That is Johnny. Yeah,, I, love, him.

39:56 And, uh, Felipe,, he's, hilarious. Yeah., Great., Wow., You've, had, some, great guests.

40:01 Yeah,, we, have, some, great, people, coming on as well. Steve Carell, I think, is coming on soon.

40:04 Oh,, wow. It's, very, fun. Yeah., And, you, Wow,, look, at, all, these people. You get people I can't get.

40:11 That's, bollocks. Yeah., No,, some, of, these, people, like, I couldn't get um Steve Carell. Well, that's because you weren't

40:20 you, didn't, you, didn't, get, the, good, place up. Yeah., Yeah., I've, been, on, shows, before., I mean, I can't get Steve.

40:27 Yeah,, not, The, Good, Place. Yeah. I'm, like,, we, we, got, Rain., That's, pretty clippets.

40:32 He's, done, this. Yeah., This, is a, sitcom, I, was, Bobby. Yeah., Yeah. You, got, me., All right.

40:39 You, mean, legitimately?, Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Nobody, knows, who, I, am., Yeah.

40:42 Yeah., I, mean,, that's, a, sitcom, that failed animal, practice on, the, cover., I, would, actually, love, a show like this. You were fantastic in The Dictator.

40:51 Oh,, thank, you., I, don't, take, compliments very good, but thank you. Um, do you take compliments good?

40:57 No,, I'm, English. Oh,, is, that, an, English, trait? Yeah. If, you've, taken, a, compliment,, well,, they won't let you back into the country.

41:04 Yeah. There's, a, special, scan, for, it, at, the end. So,, if, you're, Jima, yeah,

41:08 you, were, great, in, the, good, place. I'm, not, from, Japan., Was, that, a, Japanese accent?

41:16 No,, wait., I, want, to, try, to, do, it, in English. Jamila. No., No., Jamila., Jamila. Jamila.

41:23 Don't, think, too, much. He's, giving, you, acting, notes. What? That, just, made, me, mad. My acting coach.

41:34 I, watch, a, lot, of, TV. He, watches, a, lot, of, TV. Yeah., Watch, a, lot, of, TV.

41:38 Give, me, a, great, place., It's, still Japanese. It's, more, Korean, though. Oh., Oh,, really?, All, right., Well,, can, you wait? Um, James say Jamila, you were going, to, a, good, place., I'm, going to, see if I can shopify Shopify. Shopify

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43:21 Say Jamila. You were good in a good place. I'm going to see if I can Ja. Jamila., There, he, is.

43:26 You, were, great, in, a, good, place. You're, good., Okay., Janila,, you're, great in the good place.

43:32 Yeah,, it's, better., Okay,, good., It's, a bit German now. All, right., And, then, what, was, your respon? You're like, thank you.

43:38 No,, I, said,, no,, I, wasn't., I, was, terrible and I'm embarrassed to be here and I'm sorry.

43:43 Yeah,, I'm, I'm, kind, of, like, that,, too. Yeah., Yeah., You're, British. I'm, British., Yeah., I'm, kind, Why, are, we Why did Why can't I Why can't we take a compliment?

43:52 Because, of, our, [ __ ], Asian, parents. Yeah. That's, what, it, is. That's, what, it, is.

43:56 Yeah. I, think, that's, what, it, is., Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Were, you, allowed, to, celebrate, anything anything when you were a child?

44:04 Uh like, for, instance, like, a, win, or, like, you get an award like my parents never allowed us to pat ourselves on the back. It was always

44:13 I, think, it, was, sort, of, like, you're, not going to get shouted at if you get 100% on the test. So that's the that's the party. Ah

44:20 that's, exactly, it. Where, it's, like, everything, great everything great you're doing is baseline.

44:26 Yeah. And, you, get, nothing., But, that's, a, good thing. Mhm. But, I, went, the, opposite.

44:33 Like, I,, you, know,, they, had, that baseline. Yeah., And, you, went, meth. And, I, went, I, went, math., I, went, cuz, I, did drugs early on. So I went, you know what? I'm going to go the opposite. So I every report card day, I knew I was going to, get, a, beating., And, I, doubled down on, you know what I mean? And come into the room

44:49 and, I, would, take, I, would, take, it. You, know, what, I, mean? You, got, a, F., You, got, four, F,, right?, And I go, "God, take I'll take it." You know, cuz I refused to I refused to hit that bar. But you guys complied.

45:07 Yeah. You, complied., I, complied., You, complied. Yeah. Yeah. You got complied.

45:11 But, some, of, us, warriors Oh,, so, you're, better. I'm, better., Yeah., Yeah.

45:16 I, went,, "Yo,, yo,, I, got, F., hit, me and, it, seems, like, it, made, no, dent, on, you whatsoever.

45:24 Yeah,, you're, right., Yeah,, I'm, all, [ __ ] up. You, seem, really Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., But, I, don't, know why. I think because I don't think I could have got the all A's.

45:35 That's, what, I, was, right, about, to, say., I think that I, think, you, took, the, beating, because, if you were to comply, you couldn't have gotten the A.

45:42 You, made, it, look, deliberate. Very, good., Yeah., Interesting., I, because I remember one semester I tried I I went, you know what? I'm going to try to get an A, right? And I got maybe like a B in something like history or something and I still got a beating. And I tried my, hardest., So, I, went,, you, know what? I'm, going to, go, the, opposite, cuz, I there's no way I can do it.

46:03 Yeah. And, it's, not, that., Am, I, dumb? No., No., Yeah. No., It's, I, think, it's, smart.

46:08 Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., I, just, in, my, mind, I, just couldn't absorb certain information like numbers. So you just absorbed a can of

46:15 whoop, instead. Like, I, really, I, couldn't, I, I, just, still today with you know with me and numbers I just I'm not good at it.

46:23 It, is, a, little, dyslexic., But, that's, the thing. Traditional classroom learning is kind of [ __ ]

46:27 but, it, is, nonsense., Yeah., And, it, doesn't equate to actual intelligence at all. Um I just had a photographic memory. So that so everything I did was technically cheating I guess. Yeah.

46:35 You, have, a, photographic, memory. Photograph. That's, incredible. Yeah. So, you, can, with, lines, you, just, it, can learn them walking on set. Wow. Wow.

46:44 It's, really, weird., But, dream, come, true. I'm, sweating, the, entire, time.

46:48 Yeah., Yeah. I, need, the, script, 6, months, before. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., I, mean,

46:55 but, mine, isn't, indicative, of, any, kind, of intelligence. That's just like a broken in my brain.

47:00 Highest, intelligence., What, are, you talking about? It's, not, intelligence., There's, nothing intelligent to be able to memorize.

47:05 See, a, page, in, front, of, my, in, my, my mind's eye. That's all. I'm, just, cheating, life.

47:11 Yeah. That's, so, cool., So, cool. Yeah. How, fast, did, you, um, learn, like, like

47:19 seconds?, She, leaned, back, so Oh, my, god. A, minute. Yeah. Dude,, do, you, know, what, a, photographic memory is?

47:26 Yes., She, just, explained, it. Then, why'd, you, ask, how, fast, did, she, you learn?

47:30 Well,, like, oh, like, in, a, day, I, can, learn all, in, a, book., You, know what, I, mean?

47:34 You, know, what, you, mean? No,, I, actually, don't., Can, you, explain yourself? I don't I don't know what you mean. Can you explain it to me?

47:40 I, was, just, like, you., like, I, was, bad, at reading in in uh school, but that's pretty impressive.

47:45 Thank, you. Really, good, pivot,, dude., It's, really good. Yeah, you really got some last night huh?

47:54 I, did., I, was, all, tired, from I, look, Okay,, I, was, going, to, get, some, but I I I messed up. Okay.

48:03 How'd, you, mess, up? What, happened? I, made, a, bad, joke. What, was, the, joke?

48:07 What, was, the, joke? I, made, the, orange, joke., People, usually laugh at that, but um she gave me that same face.

48:14 People, usually, laugh, at, that,, but, like you know, you guys did it. And, she's, like, orange.

48:21 It, does, crush., I've, seen, it., It, crushes. I, know., But, every, time, he, says, it, on stage, I always look at the audience and and when they laugh, I look at the audience like

48:31 like, I, I, don't, know, why., I, just, kind, of look at the audience and I just kind of go, "What is going on here?"

48:38 Hi,, May., Look,, James, Blake, likes, it. James, is, in, bit. Yeah., Yeah., It's, really, funny., She didn't find it funny. She was like

48:47 "That's, it." And, she, Yeah. Well,, I, think, if, is, that, how, you delivered it?

48:54 No,, I, delivered, more, with, confidence. Okay., And, she's, like, then, she's, a, [ __ ]

48:58 Yeah., Yeah. You, delivered, it, pretty, badly, to, me, but I I think I would have found it funnier if you'd given it a bit more oomph, but I

49:08 Yeah., Yeah., Okay. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. But, yeah,, she, was, like,, "Oh,, okay.", And then we closed a tab and then we left.

49:14 Oh,, so, you, lied., You, didn't, hook, up, last night. No,, I'm, telling, you,, that's, just, It's, a joke.

49:20 It's, just, a Oh,, that, was, a, joke, that, you, told., Oh, I'm sorry. Then you'll, get, it., So,, one, day.

49:26 Yeah., It's, going, to, land. Yeah., One, day., No,, one, day, you're, going to hook up.

49:31 Okay. Okay., I, promise. One, day. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Oh,, anyway. How, old, are, you?, Will, you, guess?, Guess Jimmy,

49:40 baby. No,, Jimmy., Guess, how, old, he, is. 24., No., Oh,, wish. He's, 46, years, old.

49:47 His, orange, mark. I'm, 29., He, has, an, orange. I, didn't, get, fingered, till, I, was, 23., So, you know, you're not that far behind.

49:53 Oh,, okay., Well,, I, didn't, Okay., Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Wait,, wait., You You lost your virginity at 23 years old.

49:59 And, I, can, see, it, in, your, eyes., Don't worry. 23, is, when, you, lost, your, virginity.

50:02 Uh, 22, I, lost, my, virginity, and, then, I, got fingered. Oh wait. Oh,, he, usually, goes

50:08 that, actually, tracks, for, some, reason, in my head. I'm like, wait. Yeah, ask me something about me.

50:16 What, a, great, pivot., That's, a, really great pivot. Jimmy Robert. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Robert,, um,, do, you want children?

50:29 No. Okay., Why? Huh? Why? Yeah. Sorry., No., No,, no,, I, get, it., My, sister is very anti-baby herself.

50:37 Great,, great,, great., Yeah., No,, I, can't be [ __ ] I cannot be [ __ ] at all. I really don't want one. I got into loads of trouble for saying uh in the media that my abortion was the best decision I've ever made. No, keep it in. No, but then but then that I got huge amount of push back from, you know, the Christian right and I I was like, "Okay, I'm sorry. I apologize. That was wrong." Uh it in fact the best decision of my life was cutting bangs and then it was my abortion and then they got much angier. So that's fun.

51:04 Yeah. But, yeah,, no,, I'm, just, not, I'm, I'm, not built for it. I can't be bothered. I love to wake up at like sort of 11:00 a.m.

51:10 I, love, I'm, a, woman, of, leisure. Yeah., I, think, that's, me,, too., Huh., Woman of leisure.

51:15 Woman, I'm, a, woman, of, leisure., Yeah. Yeah. You, know what, the, biggest, thing, for, me is? is I I hate a lot of people and the idea of having to become friends

51:27 with, the, parents, of, their, friends that, is, like, a, phobia, of, mine, is, like having to hang out with people that I don't want to hang out with because my [ __ ] child went and made a [ __ ] friend.

51:40 Yeah,, that, sucks. Yeah. But, then, maybe, what, if, like, what, if, you know I mean your kid is friends with some a kid that's really their parents are really cool.

51:48 I, don't, give, a, [ __ ], I've, already, got, 12 friends and I just don't need anymore. And if one of them dies, I'll replace them. But other than that

51:55 I, keep, a, tight, 12,, you, know,, like, Jesus. Yeah., You, I, think, a, tight, I, have, a, tight six.

52:02 Okay. Yeah., Yeah., You, went, 12,, huh? I, have, 12. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. I, was, on, the, good, place, at, five.

52:06 Oh,, yeah., Yeah., Yeah., But, six. Yeah., Is, Wait,, is, Ted, Dancing, in, the, 12?

52:13 Yeah. Really? You, still, talk, to, him sometimes? Oh,, wow. Yeah., He, had, me, over, for, a, sleepover., We No, we didn't. Uh we uh Yeah.

52:21 Really?, A, sleepover, at, his, house? Yeah., Him, and, his, wife, uh, had, all, of, the cast and our spouses. So me and James got to go over for a sleepover at Ted's house and and Mary Steamber had made us uh like a frittata in the morning

52:34 and, it, was, just, the, most, enchanted, day ever. And they found out what all of our favorite snacks were and they'd laid them out on each of our pillows.

52:40 Oh. And, then, we, No,, we, didn't., We, didn't. Yeah., What, a, magical, thing.

52:45 Yeah., It, was, an, unbelievable, day., Yeah. Could have been you, Bobby. Could, have, been, you., I've, had, mag, I've had magical moments.

52:51 He's, turned, down, a, Thanksgiving, with Michael Bay. Yeah. That's, crazy. Yeah., I

52:57 I, don't, imagine, Michael, Bay, is, going, to leave your favorite snacks out for you.

53:01 The, opposite. Yeah., I, like, You, know, what, drives Michael Bay crazy? Cuz he's

53:06 Megan, Folks. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., But, his, ankles, are this thin. So every time I I I put my hands around him like this. You

53:14 I, don't, know, what, it, is., is, I, just, have to put my hands around his ankle like this and he always goes, "Take your hand off my ankle." Yeah. And I go and I I do it. But every time I see his ankle exposed ankle, I have to grab it. Yeah. But anyway, I turn down things.

53:30 Do, you, think, that's, why, he's, such, an angry man? No,, he's, not, angry., Actually,, I, I, find him to be very

53:36 He's, known, for, having, rage, issues, and, I wonder if that comes sometime sometimes it's like a small [ __ ] or sometimes it's just teeny tiny little ankles.

53:43 Well,, no., Well,, let, me, say, the, legendary of Michael Bay. I heard the opposite of his peni.

53:49 Okay. That, it's, a, gigantic one., Who, started, that, rumor? Yeah., But, anyway,, no,, I, I, think, that Michael Bay is a a case where maybe on set he's because he's the captain of the ship, right? But what I find is off camera or like in the wild, right? He's a gentle, soft, you know what I mean? Fun guy.

54:10 Fun. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Cool., You, know,, don't, don't, don't, you you don't agree or

54:14 Oh,, no., I, don't, know., I, don't, know anything. You, know, that, some, people, on

54:17 Hey,, I'm, here, to, spread, rumors. Yeah., Yeah,, I, know., But, chaos, Jimmy,, I, don't, know, what, you're, like, if you like if you and I are on a sitcom together.

54:25 Yeah. I, don't, know, what, you're, going, to, be like. What, do, you, mean? You, could, be, a, diva.

54:29 Could, I? I, don't, know., I, mean,, I, think, some people on at work is a little different than when they're in the wild.

54:35 No,, I, am., My, problem, is, that, I'm, exactly the same. Yeah,, that's, Oh,, I, see., Yeah., I, think you and I, if we were a sitcom together

54:42 be, a, [ __ ], nightmare., It, would, be great. No,, no,, no., I, No., I, think, that, you, and, I would feed into our anxieties.

54:49 No., I, think, we, would, we, would, create chaos. You, think, so? Yeah., 100%.

54:53 I, was, Does, this, scene, sucks?, I, think, the scene Am I Am I bad? No., No. Yeah., And, then, would, you, say, that,, dude? Like I'm

55:00 I'd, be, like,, "Yeah,, I, think, you're, bad." I'd, feed, you, wait. Yeah. Yeah. I go, I don't think you're going, to, test, well., You, know what?, I don't think you're going to test well

55:13 cuz, you, know, when, you, turn, around, your your your, old, ass., Yeah., Yeah., I, don't think that's good on camera

55:19 right?, And, then, we, would, feed I, know., I, have, to, moonwalk, out, of, every scene.

55:22 Yeah. Nightmare. Yeah., You, know what?, I, think, that, we would be positive together.

55:27 I, agree., We, could, do, the, new Harold, and, Kamar. Yeah. Oh,, part, four,, baby.

55:35 Yeah. Yeah. Let's, do, it., Wow., Harold, and, Kumar. I, think, we, should, play, a, couple., I, don't think we have enough um petite men with overly large women.

55:44 Oh,, that, that'd, be, funny. Yeah., And, it, not, and, No,, but, there, be, no jokes about it.

55:48 Yeah. It, should, never, be, referenced. Oh,, there, should, be, no no. I, think, the, opening, shot, you, and, I are in couples therapy.

55:55 100%. Yeah., Yeah. I, think, it's, a And, my, feet, dangle, from, the, cows, cuz it's so short. Yeah. Yeah.

56:00 For, sure., It's, the, era, of, the, short king. I think the short kings are really having moment. Yeah, I think you're right. I don't know what that was. I'm sorry. But uh

56:10 but, I'm, with, I'm, with, a, man, who's legally a giant. How, tall, are, you? I'm, 5, foot, almost, 11., He's, 6'8., He's legally a giant.

56:19 Yeah., I, didn't, realize, James, Lake, was that tall. It's, It's, He, could, technically, get, a disabled parking pass

56:26 but, he, won't., And, it's, really, annoying cuz I wear heels. Yeah. Yeah. Well,, you, know,

56:31 got, to, do, a, long, walk., I, I, don't, want, to assume things about James, but you know big feet. I saw his feet.

56:38 Massive, [ __ ] Tall, guy., Is, it, massive? I'm probably got so excited. But, you, know,, his, m, your, music, is, like

56:47 massive, [ __ ], And, you're, like,, well, your music your, music, gives, off, massive, [ __ ], Yeah, but your music is um

57:00 very, introspect, like, introspective,, you know what, I, mean?, And, stuff., He's, a, he's a

57:05 he's, a, thinker, and, a, feeler. Yeah. Yeah., Wow., I, mean,, imagine, the, kind, of kids you would have with him.

57:12 They, would, they, would, also, be, legally giants. Yeah., But they, break, my, [ __ ]

57:16 But, you'd, have, two, talented, people, and, I I was Oh,, it's, a, Nepo, nightmare.

57:21 Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., But, that, doesn't translate really sometimes when you have two talented people and they breathe.

57:27 Well,, we, don't, have, that, problem, cuz only he's talented. I'm just lucky. No,, you're, not., You're, talented.

57:31 Mhm. Shut, the, up., You're up. You like it. I like it. It feels good. Feels I like it. It's like It's like, you know, um repetition.

57:45 Mhm. Yeah., Yeah. Mirroring. Mirroring., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., You, say, it different in your land, but um Yeah. That was really good. We were feeding off each other. But um what what [ __ ] off?

57:55 But, is, that, why, you've, always, um, dated like taller girls cuz you want to offset your own genetics?

58:00 Wants, to, go, up, on, them. Because, every, time what does that mean? It's, a, Natasha, Lgerro, joke, just, about Kevin Hart having to go up on his wife.

58:12 Yeah., Yeah. Instead, of, down. Yeah. No., When, I, was That, was, pretty, funny.

58:18 The, only, Yeah., I, mean,, that's, the downside is there's certain positions you can't do.

58:23 I, can't, do, reverse, cowgirl., I, can, only do three pumps and then I I, look, I, look, back, at, James, and, I'm like "Sorry."

58:30 Yeah. Oh, my, god,, that's, so, funny. So, funny. Yeah., And, Yeah., I, mean,, um, Yeah.

58:46 That's, what, retrograde, was, about., I'm taking Yeah., So,, um,, but, the, reason, why,, um,, I want taller is because when I was a kid my parents, my mom was what, 5'1?

58:55 Gosh,, tiny. Tiny., And, my, dad, was, like, 5'2., And, my brother and I would look at my parents and I would turn to my brother and go "We're [ __ ] We're [ __ ] We're never going to grow. This is it. This is at 10 and seven. We would I knew it." And I always in my mind is like, I have to preed taller to give, my, kids, a, chance., You, know what, I mean? But you know, I've had a good life.

59:20 Yeah., You've, done, very, well, for I've, taken, what, God, has, given, me, and, my parents given me and you know take but you know I always also jawline.

59:29 You, know what, I, mean?, Like what? Yeah., You, go, for, very because, I, don't, want, my, cuz, I, feel, like my face is too round.

59:37 Yeah. Yes. Really?, You're, the, king, of, round, face. Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., What, you're, agreeing?

59:43 Yeah. Right., So, like, you, you, want, to, so, you kind of calculate that like

59:47 Oh, that's, why, you, always, like, girls, with like long chin. Yes. Ah so, you're, just, sort, of, doing, eugenics, by Yeah.

59:55 That's, exactly, it. I, think, that's, what, I, think, that's, what it is. Yeah.

59:58 It's, very, interesting. Yeah., I, look, and, I, go, um, Yeah., I, got, to figure it out.

1:00:02 I'm, the, opposite., I'm, trying, to, end, my bloodline. Yeah., Yeah. It's, a, great, My, brother, and, I, both agreed. We shook on it. We're going to end the bloodline. It's great. It's a great power.

1:00:11 Yeah. Yeah. James,, do, you, want, kids?, Yeah. No., Wow. Not, with, me, anyway.

1:00:16 Yeah. What, about, adopting, them?, I, mean,, that would be good for the environment.

1:00:19 I, can't, be, bothered., [ __ ], hell., No. No. I mean, I would like, you know, it's lovely. It's lovely. It is lovely.

1:00:24 Do, you, have, an, animal?, You, have, animals. I, love, animals., Yeah., I, want, dog sanctuary. I have two animals. Two dogs.

1:00:29 What, are, the, two, dogs? Barreled, and, Winnie. Okay., Good. Perfect, dogs., Heavenly, dogs., Uh,, and that's it. I want to have like 15 dogs. That's the plan.

1:00:37 Yeah., Big, dog, sanctuary., Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., I, want, it, all. Mhm., I, want, like,, you, know what, I, mean? Um, glass frogs.

1:00:47 I'm, being, real., I, want, like, one, of, those um what, do, you, call, them, with, those, um those

1:00:53 children? No,, no,, no., Let's, play, this, game., Um Whoa. Those, are, my, adorable, dogs.

1:01:01 Oh, my, god., Are, they, the, same, kind? They, are, the, same, kind., They're, They're cavoos.

1:01:06 Cavapoos., They're, so, cute. They're, very, cute., Yeah. What, a, life., Look, at, that, life., That's like

1:01:12 It's, like, a, [ __ ] white, picket, fence,, right? She's, not, white,, dude., She's

1:01:16 No. Well,, they, just, missed, each, other., She's Pakistan. No,, I, know., But, I'm, saying, like, the white picket house.

1:01:24 I, have, a, a, brown, picket, fence., That's what we get. Yeah. Oh,, okay. I've, never, seen, a, white, picket, fence, in my life.

1:01:31 The, white, people. No,, but, they, don't, have, picket, fences. You, know what I, mean?

1:01:34 Nobody, has, picket, fences, anymore,, but that's a cute picture. That's But, that's, good., Yeah,, that, is, a, cute picture. Yeah

1:01:41 that's, a, Do, you, have, a, professional photographer to take that? No,, that, was, our, flatmate.

1:01:46 What's, a, flatmate? We, have, roommates., We, had, roommates, for the entire 10 years that we lived in Los Angeles.

1:01:52 Really? Yeah. What?, Like,, who, were, they? They, were, my, friends, from, when, I, was, 19.

1:01:58 Oh,, wa. Bunch, of, guys., And, James, is, a, very, cool man who said, "Yes, your male friends can move in with us in our house." And then we were a big happy family.

1:02:07 You, don't, miss, LA,, do, you? Not, at, all. Yeah., Yeah. No., What? I, miss, the, weather, and, I, I, miss, the Buffalo cauliflower, but I but other than that I I do like time in London. I I love America.

1:02:18 Yeah, I, just, spent, 10, years, here, and, I, think, I need a little refresh and then at some point I'll come back, you know.

1:02:23 Really? And, so, I, just, dip, in, and, out cuz, my, first, time, in, I, mean, I'd, been, to London before.

1:02:28 You, don't, like, London,, do, you? No,, I, was, just, I, loved, it. Oh,, did, you?

1:02:31 Let, me, say, something, about, London., Say something. The, best, shopping Mhm.

1:02:36 of, your, life. Of, my, life. Mhm., They, have, smells, there, that, you can't get anywhere else. They have stores there. You know

1:02:43 it's, mostly, the, smell, of, piss, in, London, but No,, I'm, Cologne., Like Oh,, sorry,, sorry,, sorry.

1:02:48 But, um, Yeah., Um we, need, so, much, cologne, to, overshadow the smell of the stench of piss in our streets.

1:02:56 There, was, a, smell. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. It's, pretty, bad. Architecture. Great.

1:03:00 Incredible., And, you, know,, you, know,, they say English people have bad feet, bad teeth, and bad restaurants, but I that I disagree.

1:03:08 We, have, good, restaurants. You, have, great, restaurants., Great. All, the, other, stuff, is, true.

1:03:11 No., No., And, the, feet, are, great., So, I, saw them all. Wow. Yeah., Yeah., And, then, we, stayed, at, this hotel where um there was a um sauna steam room pool at the in the basement of this hotel.

1:03:25 Okay., And, it, was, a, fever, dream. That's all I have to say about it. It, was, the, greatest, moment, of, my, I, can I'll always remember this moment.

1:03:37 And, the, food, and, the, people,, the, show was, wild., You, know what, I, mean? Congratul I I understand.

1:03:43 Thank, you., I, built, it, myself. No,, you, didn't., You, had, nothing, to, do with it.

1:03:45 No,, I, did. And, you, have, the, best, sport, football, of all time. Oh,, thanks.

1:03:51 Yeah., I, love, I've, always, loved, England. The people, the music, right? Music's, very, good.

1:03:58 Music. The, Beatles,, Liverpool,, right?, Radio Head, James Blake. Okay. Okay. Rolling, Stone.

1:04:06 I, don't, really, know, what, I'm, supposed, to do here, but I'm going to No,, no., I, I, just, want, to, say, I, just, want to say that

1:04:11 you, keep, listing, English, things. No., What, I'm, just, saying, to, you, is, just that stay there. We don't want you back.

1:04:15 Okay. Yeah. Yeah., Stay, there., Don't I'm, brown., I, I, getting, that, message, loud and clear. Yeah. So, do you guys live in a house there or a flat or what?

1:04:24 We, live, in, a, flat. What's, the, diff?, Tell, me, the, difference. Uh,, a, house, is, a, home, that, has, its, own kind of separate entrance and is separated from other houses. A flat is an apartment just stacked in amongst other apartments.

1:04:37 And, is, that where, humble is, that, humble, people?, Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, let me tell me the difference. Okay. So, a flat, a house what are some other English um living spaces? What the [ __ ] are you talking about? Like a palace?

1:04:54 Yeah,, that's, what, I'm, talking about. Okay,, we, have, palaces. We, have, palaces., We, have, doorways.

1:05:00 You, have, doorways,, too. Amazing. Yeah., Pretty, good., Yeah., Yeah. Ballrooms., Uh

1:05:07 castle. We, have, castles. You, have, castles., That's, exactly., We don't have castles here.

1:05:10 No. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Well,, the, magic, castle. Yeah., Yeah., That's, Yeah., I, guess the first castle, not castle.

1:05:17 Medieval. Medieval. Medieval., Castle. Medieval. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Medieval. Medieval.

1:05:25 Medieval. There, we, go. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., I'm, sweaty. I, don't, want, to, do, hanging.

1:05:31 Yeah., Cuz, my, hand's, sweaty., I'm, not going to No,, I, love, him., He, can, do, no, wrong.

1:05:35 So,, when, you're, in, a, flat,, do, you, know other people? You're, my, best, friend.

1:05:39 He's, the, best., Yeah,, he, really, is, a sweet guy. Have, you, ever, been, to, medieval, times?

1:05:43 Medieval? Medieval, times? Uh,, no., Um, what, do, you, mean, by, that?, It's, like, a renissance.

1:05:48 He, wants, to, know, if, I've, lost, my virginity. I have. So therefore, I've not been to Medieval Time.

1:05:53 Oh,, medieval, time. Yeah., It, does, look, amazing, though. Yeah. I, thought, you, were, like,, "Do, you, have, a time machine?" You went back to the medieval times.

1:05:59 No,, he, thinks, I'm, that, old. No. No., You, look, great. Oh,, thanks. You, like, you

1:06:04 Asian, doesn't, raise cuz, I've, never, met, you, physically., Have we met physically?

1:06:07 I, don't, think, so. I, don't, think, so, either., No, but, I've,, you, know,, followed, you, and, and and, whatnot., You, know what, I, mean?, But you look exactly then from 10 years ago when I followed you. I told you Asian doesn't raisin. Yeah, that's the vibe.

1:06:19 Yeah., Do, I, look, 54? No,, you, don't., You, know, you, don't., It's so disingenuous to even ask.

1:06:25 But, um, you, know, what?, My, nose, hairs, are now white. That's, how, I, know, those.

1:06:30 I, didn't, think, I, could, shave, them,, but um I pluck them. What, about, your, pubes?

1:06:34 Salt, and, pepper. No,, there's, no, there's, no, um, white pubes. I, think, you, had, like, one, or, two.

1:06:39 I'm, going to, show, you, now. I I'll, show, you, now., Okay. You're, 30., No, you're, like, kind, of, 40., Well,, in, two months, yeah, I'm 39.

1:06:49 Wow., A, lot, has, happened. So,, how, what, was, going, on?, Oh,, actually, I couldn't tell cuz you shaved.

1:06:55 I, know. Brazilian. No,, I, shave, my, own. Do, you, shave, it, into, a, shape?

1:07:00 No,, I, shave. If, you, could,, what, shape, would, it, be? Oh, god,, that's, really, good., Probably, um an Arsenal cannon

1:07:09 or, you, know,, Arsenal, cannon, or, um, what else?, Um, this, you, know what, I, mean?

1:07:17 Yeah. Yeah. A, heart., Yeah. What's, this?, When, Koreans, do, this,, do No,, it's, this.

1:07:22 Yeah., What, What, is, this? It's, like, heart., It's, a, heart. It's, a, heart.

1:07:25 When, people, want, to, do, this,, I, want, to just break it. Snap, it, off. Yeah., Snap, it, off., Yeah., Do, you, like this?

1:07:30 No. Yeah., Yeah. I, Yeah., I, mean,, I, I, believe, in, love. What, is, this? If, you, do, you, believe, in, love,, Bobby?

1:07:39 Wait., You, work, with I'm, in, a Wait,, you, work, with, Oliver?, Is, that Oliver?

1:07:43 I, did., Oliver, Friends. Wait,, wait., You, and, Oliver, work together? Yeah,, we, play, boyfriend, and, girlfriend.

1:07:49 Is, that, in, a, movie, coming, out on, Wednesday?, Yes., November. Oh,, and, who, else, is, in, it?

1:07:55 It's, Alicia, Silverstone, and, Melissa, Joan Hart. S Sabrina and uh Pearson FOD. Yeah, sure.

1:08:03 I, love, Olly., What, a, nice, man,, huh? Great, man., one, of, my, favorite, scene partners that I've ever had.

1:08:10 Yeah., Let's, see., Let's, see., I, don't think he'll pick up, but um should, we, both, call, him, and, see, which one he answers?

1:08:16 Oh, my, god,, that'll, be, so, angry. Hey,, so, yeah. Oh,, he's, doing, that., Uh, in, England,, you guys have a good fashion sense. I love your fashion.

1:08:28 Thank, you. Not, Bobby, Lee. Oh. Oh, my, god., I'm, so, glad, you, picked, up. You're on my podcast. You know who I have on? Who?

1:08:36 Jamila. Hi,, Oliver right now. I, can't, believe, she, got, on, the, Bobby, Lee podcast. That's tough. I know she's big time but

1:08:46 Yeah,, she, is, big, time., You, know,, she really is big time. Um, what was it like working with her, Ollie?

1:08:52 You, shut, your, mouth,, Oliver. Uh,, it, was, great., Honestly,, it, was amazing. She had some You had to get used to her for about 3 to 5 minutes, but You know, it took a minute to get to get used to her. She was just all out there man. Everything was just bang bang bang. It's like, okay.

1:09:13 Yeah. Who, was, who, was, easier, to, work, with,, me or Jamila? Probably, Jamila., I, mean, you, it, was, just it was like just talking someone off a cliff every time we

1:09:28 just, no, no, no, belief, in, your, ability scared of everything you know afraid that Channing was going to come down and fire you

1:09:39 I, know, you, know did, you, really, well, how, about, the, one morning when, you, didn't, show, up, to, work, for, 3 hours and I was calling you and calling you I was nervous nervous. I thought something had happened to you and you just slept through your alarm. I guess

1:09:57 that, was, the, worst, morning, of, my, life. Oh,, dude., I, I, I, I, can't, imagine., But, I was [ __ ]

1:10:03 Whereas,, wasn't, I, professional,, Oliver? I turned up with a hernia. Oh, my, god., I, I, if, if, I, I, could, never, do what what Jamila did. Every day she comes to work, it's like straight out then this happens. Something is wrong. Something is there's some sort of an ailment. She's throwing up. She was this, she was that. I mean, but she showed up every single morning, you know, with puke breath.

1:10:32 Did, you, Did, you, ever, meet, James, Blake? Yeah,, he, was, great. He, Yeah,, he's, a, great, guy., Yeah,

1:10:40 he's, a, great, guy. Yeah. Yeah., He, probably, has, a, bigger, penis than you. I don't know.

1:10:45 I, don't, know, about, that. It doesn't feel like he does. I mean he's got an extra quarter inch cuz he's uncircumcised, I'm sure.

1:10:54 Oh,, yeah., Very, good., You, know, what?, I will agree. I will agree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well

1:11:01 yeah,, for, sure. Well,, Ollie,, thanks, for, picking, up., I love you. Love, you.

1:11:04 I, love, you, guys., Love, you,, Jamie., I'll see you tomorrow night, right? Hey,, Oliver.

1:11:10 Oliver, doesn't, know, you. He, does, know, me. You, don't, know, Oliver?, I, was, on, the episode with him. He called me Fly Boy. Was that fly? No, he didn't. Wait, wait. What? Oliver.

1:11:23 Yeah., Hi,, man., And, Oliver, were, in, the same episode here at Tiger Belly. Oh,, I, don't, remember., This, one, was, Okay. I don't think he remembers.

1:11:30 I, think, he, remembers. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Okay. Wait., Um,, what, kind, of, sick, do, you, get? I You know, you were actually the first person who openly talked about Aaylor's Danlos.

1:11:39 Yes., A, Danlo, syndrome., Do, you, have, it? Um,, my, sister, does. Oh,, I'm, sorry.

1:11:42 But,, um,, it, wasn't, a, thing., This, was before Tik Tok. No, everywhere on Tik Tok you, you know, hear people talk about their autoimmune stuff.

1:11:48 Oh,, yeah., It's, the, one, where, I, pulled, my cheeks ridiculously wide. Yeah, that was like a long time ago.

1:11:53 Wa wa., Can, you, do, that?, Or, can, you, go? Haime., Oh,, shoot., Hime, might, have, the same thing.

1:12:02 Wow. I, think, we, diagnosed, this. That's, incredible. Don't, stop, doing, it., Stop, doing, it., But it you were the reason why it even like sparked the thing in her head.

1:12:18 Loads, of, people, got, diagnosed, after, that video went viral. Yeah, it's also synrome. It's just a a lack of collagen uh in my body. So that's kind of why I don't really age because my skin just sort of like a big elastic band. So is my body. Um so I can kiss my own ass. I'm not going to do it right now, Bobby. Just stop asking. Um but I'm uh but I I can. Um, and so yeah, so I mostly I have lots of accidents and actually the accident that happened to me on set during Merry Little Exmas um out November 12 uh is uh is that I I we have you can see that very tall handsome you know cool drink of water or whatever the [ __ ] you're supposed to call him on the end there. Pearson FOD he's jacked like crazy crazy jacked and he is working out all of the time and so if you want to be friends with him you have to be friends with him in a gym. So, I went to the gym with him and he trained me and went so

1:13:10 hard that I uh got a hernia pulling up some weights. I was doing a pull-up, but I got hernia in my food tube, which I didn't know was a thing. So, that's why I was vomiting all the time on set. So I was having to go to accident emergency and then turn up and and this [ __ ] movie.

1:13:27 Did, he, Did, he, apologize? Uh,, yeah,, of, course., Okay. But, it, was, not, his, fault, that, I'm, made of, you know, um I don't know, whatever the material and flubber is.

1:13:37 Yeah. Yeah., I, mean,, that, happens, to, my, sister. She like doing nothing, she'll twist both of her ankles and she'll have to sprain ankles for 6 months.

1:13:44 Yeah., For, no, reason. Yeah. For, no, reason., But, I, was, a, Marvel, super villain and I did all my own stunts.

1:13:49 Wow. So,, I, broke, everything. November., When, does, this, come, out? November, 12th, on, Netflix.

1:13:54 This, week. So,, this, week,, right, now,, if, you're listening to me, go watch a Merry Little X

1:14:00 and, to, my, podcast., Wrong, turn. We're, going, to, get, there. We're, going, to, [ __ ], get, there,, man. What are you doing?

1:14:08 We, do, one, thing, at, a, time,, man. And, She-Hulk. I'm, just, really, excited.

1:14:12 And, she, That's, already, passed. If, you, want, to, She, has, a, book,, Shame.

1:14:18 12, years, ago,, I, was, on, a, radio, show on, the, BBC., Check, it, out. All right., We're, doing, current, [ __ ] promotion.

1:14:28 Okay., But, still. All, right., So, anyway, it, was, my, birthday, in, February.

1:14:32 I, marry happy, birthday. I, marry, a, little, X-Miss,, right?, You, have a podcast called

1:14:38 Wrong, Turn out wherever you get your podcast. Right., Did, you, have, fun, today?

1:14:44 I, had, such, a, lovely, time., I've, been really confused. I've been disgusted at times.

1:14:50 But, I, had, a, really, lovely, time., You're, a lovely bunch of people and um I've never felt like the least weird person in a room until today. So, thank you for that. Thank you for coming. Give a round of applause everybody.

1:15:24 I do it.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Jameela Jamil & The All Purple Event | TigerBelly 528"?

Bobby Lee (Host), Jameela Jamil (Guest), James Blake (Guest).

What is "Jameela Jamil & The All Purple Event | TigerBelly 528" about?

Bobby Lee announces his upcoming comedy special for Hulu, set to take place at the San Diego Balboa Theater on January 16-17, 2026, and encourages fans to attend. The conversation also touches on lighthearted topics, including British culture and football legends, while blending personal anecdotes and humor.

What is mentioned in this TigerBelly episode?

15 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including James Blake, The Good Place, Merry Little Exmas, Ted Danson, Angelica Huston, Arsenal. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Jameela Jamil & The All Purple Event | TigerBelly 528"?

The episode runs 1 h 16 min; the transcript is about 15,595 words in 575 timestamped sections.

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