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Married To Medicine S12E06: Reunited and It Feels So Good

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Married To Medicine S12E06: Reunited and It Feels So Good", an episode of Watch What Crappens published January 18, 2026 (43 min, about 9,150 words). It mentions 6 people, works and ideas, including Watch What Crappens, Bravo, Golden Crappies, Amazon Live, Watchworks.

What this episode is about

In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest developments in "Married to Medicine," highlighting the dramatic reunions among the cast and the impact of their relationships on the ongoing season. Key points include the interpersonal conflicts and resolutions that arise, along with the humorous and chaotic moments that define the series.

Key takeaways

  • Patreon: the secret sauce to making Bravo gossip taste even better, ad-free and fresh every week.
  • Golden Krappies: where the chaotic reign supreme—celebrating the best while questioning our questionable reality show obsessions.
  • Therapist's chandelier: creating ambiance or a stark reminder that emotional breakthroughs come under glittery pressure?
  • Quad's 'I’m back' party proves: sometimes, all you need is a grand entrance—preferably with a side of drama.
  • Pregnancy talk on 'Married to Medicine': a sweet reminder that reality stars make the mundane sound wildly absurd.

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What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Watch What Crappens, Bravo, Golden Crappies, Amazon Live

Notable quotes from "Married To Medicine S12E06: Reunited and It Feels So Good"

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People

  • Barry Sanders — Person · Referenced off-screen person in Mimi’s storyline · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as being 'gone,' creating staffing/pressure at Mimi’s office and contributing to her stressful day.

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    Mentioned as the platform for purchasing tickets to the Golden Krappies event.

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Full transcript with timestamps

Welcome to Watch What Cravens. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys.

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crains, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today, the one and only Ronnie Kum. Hey, Ronnie. What's going on?

Well, hello. How's it going with you? Going pretty well. We've got a pretty exciting week to start up here. Um, we've got we're doing Amazon Live later today, so come join us if you want to hear some recommendations of cool things to get. Uh, also tickets for the Golden Krappies have gone on sale. They they'll be on February 27th in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater. We'll be giving out awards to the best, the worst, the most chaotic, the shadyiest, all that fun stuff on Bravo. We'll have special guests. It'll be fun. Singing, dancing, living, laughing, loving, all the things that you'd ever want from a live show.

But it's actually great because it really does bring the Bravo fan community together in a way that's special and unique. So, um, come join us for that. It's really going to be great. We're the ticket link is at watchworks.com and also on our social media at watchworks on Instagram and we are in the process of building the ballot. So keep your eyes and ears peeled for the voting. Um also you can go ad free with watchins. If you are sick of listening to ads go to patreon.com/watchcrains and you sign up and adfree is right there. So come join us. We also do bonus episodes. That's where our traders coverage is. We recaped uh the first episode sort of like sort of talked our way through it uh and then there'll be more traders coverage to come. So check that out as well as crapets on demand.

So that's all the very exciting stuff that's happening in the world of watch crappins. But now let's talk married to medicine. What say you Ronnie miss quad heavenly toya toya? Uh yes welcome to Mary to song. So, we open with Dr. Jackie in her crazy glasses. I saw someone online called them wicked glasses and I

Yeah, that's what Dom was saying. He's like, "Oh, she's still got her wickeds on." So funny. So, she is delivering a baby and she's like, "It's 2:00 in the morning. I'm about to go lie down. Babies need to get some sleep inside the uterus or not. And I need to make sure that this baby does not have a gigantic thyroid embarrassing it at parties." Dr. Jackie making sure babies stay thin one baby at a time. Thank you. Jackie out. [sighs] And Angel is talking about what her life is like on her shift. She's saying it's been like another long shift and her p she's like one of my patients didn't even want to keep his clothes on. And I said, "Are you single?" Cuz I'm really looking for a man.

So, uh, Mimi, then we go to Mimi who is saying she's had a rough she's having a rough day cuz Mr. Sanders is gone and we need all hands on deck at the office. Okay. Pray for me, people. Pray for me. And we she shows us her office, which I was amused because she has like a chandelier in her office. She has like a little chandelier light fixture over her desk, which I feel like is kind of a extravagant uh little like decor detail for a therapist's office. Like, please [gasps] tell me about your decaying marriage under the light of this crystal chandelier.

But I know it's supposed to make it feel like more personal at home. I know why it's there. I just thought it was funny. It was like a funny little detail. She's like, "I'm putting up a chandelier." So, back at Quad's house, she's having an I'm back party. And she's like, "I'm back." And they're like, "Yes, you are. Welcome back, Quad. Um, so tell me about your trip." So, then meanwhile, uh, Heavenly's crying. She's like, "Hi, Miss Quad. You look great, girl. I miss you, Quad. I miss you so much, Quad." Hey, Quad. How are you, Quad? I miss you, Quad. She's got her, uh, high pitch Muppet voice on. And um Quad is like, "Well, I'm not pregnant at all. That's what I'm going to tell you all. I'm not pregnant." And Heaven's like, "What I mean 15 times a week? I mean, you could you could be right." And Angel's like, "What? 15 times a week?"

They're like, "What? That's crazy." Then Contessa shows up and Contessa's she shows up and she has this gift and Quad opens it and says, "Giant teddy bear." I'm like, "Contessa, you know that she doesn't have a baby, right? She like, "Is this is this a gift for the eggs?" It was just egg retrieval.

Um, I brought you some um hot sauce for your eggs to celebrate your eggs. Like, what the hell kind of gift is this?

Yeah. And she's like, "Oh, I think she wants me to have a boy. Girls don't like bears." And she's like, "Isn't that cute?" Um, it's like an it's like a Contessa outfit. inappropriate for the moment.

Yeah. So, [snorts] she's like, "Well, you've been on your new plan. Have you been craving anything in particular, like any sugar? Uh, since you're not drinking?" And Cro goes, "Contessa, look at my ass. Look at it."

She's like, "Oh, don't worry about that. It's going to come right off. You know, I gained 70 lbs when I was pregnant. I was like a whole other person. I mean, I wouldn't even let Scott come in and watch me on the scale. We have a great marriage." It was crazy. So, then Contessa's like, "Yeah, I don't care what people say. Being pregnant is not a beautiful experience. Okay, you have to go to the bathroom all the time and then you just start to pee a little bit and then you have it's just like your kid just suction cuped on my breast. It's not nice.

So they ask what happened in Ghana and she said that they got four eggs fertilized and um after that long process, it was a huge win and she's like and now we just need those eggs to fertilize at 100%. Uh, so now um she's getting text messages every day telling her about the eggs, you know, and how it's going. And Heavenly's like, "Oh, cheers, baby. Choose the embryo, baby. Choose the embryo, baby." So King meets up with the guys, cuz who doesn't need a guy scene? And I like that they're doing it in the barber shop cuz

I like it, too. Especially Eugene. I love a good guy in a barberh shop scene. I love I love Eugene at the barber shop. Um cuz I don't think we've ever seen him with hair. I mean, I'm sure there's some hair that grows in that he they need to shave off, but like they're having this whole scene and like Eugene just like his eyes are like closed and he's getting misted with like product and he was just like enjoying like a moment of silence without Toya.

Yeah. Um so King is like King is like well uh hi everyone. So Sunday well this is going well and Eugene's asking like when did you get back from Ghana? And he's like, Sunday night morning, Monday morning. I mean, it was originally supposed to be like one trip, but it turned out to be like five trips. You know what I'm saying? Like, wow, man. That's a lot. That's a lot of going to Ghana. He's like, yeah, it's like it's taking time away from my work, taking time away from my daughter who we never see. Taking it's a lot of going back to Ghana. It's King's way of being like, I'm sick of it.

Yeah. And they're like, well, we do see you supporting her. You know, you're getting points for that. He's like, yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot of catering to someone's needs and then neglecting your needs at the same time. No, sir. No, sir. Stop acting like this woman's just begging me for a baby. It's all about her. That was your child, too, sir. Okay. And if you don't want to do that, stop phrasing it like, you know, I think if you said something like going back to Ghana is a lot. We need to do this in America. Okay. I think that's a fair request. But phrasing this is like, oh yeah, it's a lot catering to someone's needs and then ignoring your own needs.

Oh, no. King continuing to give me the worst vibes. So he's like, "Yeah, but you know, like it's a time that I got to put my own feelings aside and to support you."

Yeah. And she's like, "But that's not fair. That's not right." He goes, "Well, it doesn't have to be fair. Doesn't have to be right, but it's what's needed, and I have to be there for you to support you and keep us together." So,

um I mean I didn't think that that was that bad that he was like, "Well, it's not Yeah, it's not fair to me that I have to, you know, kind of like put everything in my life on pause, but that's what's the right thing to do." I thought that was actually a nice thing to say, Ronnie. No, you don't think that was nice.

No, not how he's saying it. He's like, "Oh, yeah. I have to put everything aside just to support you and keep us together and just do all this to keep us together." No, you're you're going to have a child together. That's You're not doing her some huge [ __ ] favor.

I don't like that. like putting the whole thing is like, "Oh, the woman wants the baby. Now we're stuck having this baby. I'm just going to do it because I love the woman." And it's like, "I'm doing you a huge favor." No one is doing you a favor when they're telling you what a favor they're doing you every 5 minutes,

right? So Cecil is like, "Well, if you were to bring up what you were needing now, you would look selfish, right?" He's like, "There you go." And Cecil's like, "And that's the thing, you know, you and I know Eugene can relate cuz like you have to learn as a mate that there's a time and a place to have a discussion." And I'm like says Cecil the time and the place who doesn't seem to ever know the time or the place and that time or place doesn't seem to have ever arrived to have the discussion right of like u the discussion of being on your wife's side.

I don't know what I'm trying to say here. I'm trying to be like be on your I'm like the point is that Cecil's when it comes to talk discussions of timing, Cecil is not the expert on this.

Oh yeah. and Cecil like trying to be an expert and when in 5 minutes he's about to start like losing it in the kitchen for no reason. [gasps] So he's like, "Yeah, now's not the time." You know, when Simone's on call, I'm not going to discuss anything that's meaning, you know, because I know like I'm not going to I'm not going to discuss anything I need to discuss because like I know where we're at, you know? Am I lying? And Eugene's like, "Life's too short, man. Just do whatever they want. Just do what they want." So, we go back to Quad's house and uh she's like, "What are you what what was going on while I was gone in Ghana? Well, I was gone to Gala. While I was gonna I'm just going to say that I was I was here then I was gonna Cadessa goes, "Well, we made some handbags." And Quad's like like what?

She kind of like laughs like that's ridiculous. And then she goes, "And it turned into a you know feud between Toya and Heavenly." And Quad's like, "Well, I'm gone. I'm in Ghana and I'm trying to get these kids and you guys are all here acting like a fool. And Heavenly's like, "Well, she was I was talking about her husband and I'm like, "You talked about my child." And Angel's like, "Well, I think anyone would feel some way if they talked about your child." And I was like, "Yeah, but like if you talk about my child, I think it's time for, you know, it's open for me to talk about any [ __ ] thing I want to talk about." So then Angel's like, "Yeah, I think that's totally right." But then I don't think Toya talked about her child. And in fact, someone even says it at some point like uh Toya never talked about your child like in this in this case, at least not as I remember in the group text.

No, but Heavenly says that because based on what she's going through right now with her son that Tori knew that and she talked about her family, so she was hinting that it was her son. So,

right. So, she still gets what she got. So, Heavenly's like, I mean, she she came at me kind of hard like where's all this animosity coming from? And Contesta's like, "Well, you said she was talking about your kid, but I mean that happened years ago. Why would they even still talk about it?" And she's like, "I don't know because it came up in the blogs. It just came up in the blogs."

So, Candessa is like, "Well, I wonder if Simone looked it up." I'm just playing. Haha. But seriously, I wonder if Simone looked up. You want to talk some [ __ ] about Simone? You should talk.

Oh, yeah. She looks up everybody's stuff. She looks up everybody's stuff. And Guad's like, "What kind of friend looks up everybody's stuff?" like uh all of you. I mean, we're the one who always has the price of Tori's houses and

yes, keeps track of all the robberies in the neighborhood etc. So, Evelyn's like, "Well, she said that if she had the VIN number, she'd look up that damn car, too." And Angel's like, "What?" And I was like, "Yeah, the Rolls-Royce." So, they're like, "What? She would look up the she would look it up." I'm like I don't think I mean maybe Simone would but I think that I'm assuming she was making a joke. So Qua's like she she should have known that Heavenly was going to come back and tell me. She should have known that. How do you operate with a person who would go behind your back and start snooping around looking for some [ __ ]

Bravo. This is Have Have you seen a reunion? Have you ever seen a Manila folder at a reunion?

Well, am I not a good friend for telling her? Because I don't know. Maybe I'm [ __ ] up. I don't know. Maybe I'm the bad one here. And contest is like, "No, you need to know where you stand with people." So then we go to Mimi's house with Stevie and Steviey's not having a good day. Um, and he's, you know, like having a temper tantrum. He's like he wants his sister and he wants his dad. And she's like, "We sent the sister away cuz sometimes she needs, you know, she needs to just be a normal kid and not deal with all this stress

because the cuz Stevie, you know, we saw when he acts out like he punched his sister and everything." It is, man, my my heart really goes out to this family because this is very difficult. Like they have a whole conversation about it and she's basically like, I'm depleted. I'm emotionally drained from my patients cuz they come in and they tell me about their lives and it's hard. It's hard on me and I'm drained and I just can't sit here and make dinner and I I don't know. Am I crazy? It Okay, this is might be one of those things where Ben believes in good in people and Ronnie doesn't.

But it seems like Steve is like pretty awesome. He's like, "It's all good." He's like,

"Yeah, I think they deal with the kid really well, you know?" Yeah. He's like really supportive.

All right. Yeah. But it was also funny when when they're [snorts] like like uhoh.

Ronnie's what Ronnie doesn't believe. Like what am I going to say? Yeah. Steve's a [ __ ]

Well, you we just had a whole conversation. Autistic son. Well, I was Well, I never know. I never know. You're going to be like, "Ben, don't fall for it. He's just doing this to look nice and afterwards he's going to go,

come on. Jeez." But he No, but it's more just like it's it's more that he's he's also really supportive of me that I really appreciate that. Like I I I think their vibe is is so loving and watching them dealing with the situation is actually pretty fascinating. And uh but it was I was like, "God, this is this is a lot." When they have to be when they're having a conversation and then they have to say, "Uh-oh, Steviey's got the lamp." I'm like, "Oh man, the lamp." Like these parents are are they're like on guard at all times. I mean, she even says at one point like sometimes it's just hard. I'm just driving back from work and I've got Stevie in the back seat and I never know if he's going to throw something at my head while I'm driving. It's like wow.

Like oh my god. My heart really goes out to them just because it's it's it's must be totally draining. You have to be you have to be ready at all times. You're on alert and it's hard.

So now Heavenly goes to meet her brother Travis for lunch. Her brother, you say? Her brother, I say. I was like, what? So she's like, I've got news. There's a new man in my life. I have a brother. My brother came to my office. My front desk said my brother was there. And honestly, I didn't believe them cuz I don't have a brother, but he knew my grandma's name. So now I have a brother.

What? I would love it if this was just a total stranger and she's just really excited to have a brother. She's like, "I don't really care. I'll take the brother. It's it works for me." They really did a big tea up also like as he was walking they show his his shoes and like the bottom of his legs and it's like, "Oh, is this her son? Is it a reunion?" Like no, it's a stranger. So yeah, she has a new brother now. Um, and it turns out, uh, she never knew about the brother. So, they're talking about it.

She's like, "Based on what he knows and the way he looks and the way he moves, it reminds me of my father's to know I have a brother." I was just thinking, well, that would

that would be the craziest trick of all to like pretend to be Heavenly's brother of all the people that you could choose in the world to be like, "You know what? that one. The lady who's always in trouble on married to medicine.

I'm going to make her my sister. Yeah. So, she's like, "Okay, then let's do a little bit of math." So, how old are you? 59. I'm 54. And then my mommy and my dad were married. So, wow. And she's like, she's like, "Oh my god, he was like this was this this child was born out of an affair." I'm like, "What part of a heaven of a brother that you never knew about that suddenly shows up says he was born not from an affair?" like of course he's from an affair. Isn't that like the first rule of like a surprise sibling?

Yeah. So she's like, "Well, I didn't think my dad was a cheater. I mean, he was in the service and he always traveled." So we never really got to know my dad's side of the family. Maybe now I see why because dad has secrets. Dad had secrets.

Yeah, the traveling not not a good sign. So um Heaven's like, "So did you ever meet my family? Did you ever meet him?" And he's like, "I did." And she's like, "When did you met him?" And she's like, "Yeah, like when I was little." And he was like really nice and stuff. And he was good. And you know, you know, he he was really like he was really friendly and he'd be like, "Oh, I'm going I'm going in a minute." But it was nice. I was like, "Oh, and your mom, what did she say about my father? Was it negative? Was it negative? Did you say something negative?" And like, "What daddy never cared about you?" Something like, "Tell me about daddy." And he's like, "When you say tell me about daddy, are you talking about your husband or are you talking about our father?" I just need to get some clarification before I proceed. Well, I guess I've really never thought about how creepy that was until right now, but yeah, tell

me about daddy. And he's like, "No, no, she never said anything bad about dad." And she said, "Well, my father was the deacon at church. I mean, you never would have thought that he had outside kids." The deacon at church having outside. What?

Come on, man. Has she never read like a romance novel? Hello. So Heavenly is like uh she's saying that she can't wait to for him to meet uh daddy. And

she says, "Yeah, my daddy was a good man. From what I could see, he was a provider." What What is this about parents dying and then suddenly everything they do is okay. What do you mean he was a good man? He just had a family outside of your mom in secret. She's like, "My dad, what a good man. God, that was a good guy.

He provided a brother." So, um, Heaven Heavenly is talking about her kids and she goes, "Well, Damon Jr. I haven't seen him in a minute." And he's like, "Why not?" She said, "Well, he got arrested and he just got his [ __ ] and left." Um, after you cursed him out and probably said, "You're worthless piece of [ __ ] Why you you're disappointment to this family? Why would you? How could you do this to me? I'm running for office and I put a roof over your head." Like, she went she went in on him so hard. We know cuz she's like, "Well, we fussed him out."

Yeah. heavenly just leaving leaving all the story out. Yeah. Well, he got arrested and then he got a [ __ ] and left. Um there needs to be at least a dot dot dot in that sentence somewhere. Come on.

And he's like, "Well, that's not good." And she goes, "Yeah, it's really rough for me and and daddy. What? Not your daddy. My daddy. Not my daddy. My my husband. Daddy. Damn it. Do I have to come up with a different nickname for daddy?

Can we just start calling daddy father? Can we please just start calling daddy father? Deacon father. Deacon father. That's what we're calling him now.

Mine is big dick daddy and ours is just regular daddy. So he is like, "Actually, that's happening with my son, too." She's like, "Oh." And they're basically like, "Yeah." He's like, "It just it's it's hard because they need to know that like there's other family out there, so like I know you might be mad at me, but you can still be around the family and takes the village and everything." And so she's like, "Well, guess what? I'm gonna have a family reunion and I'm gonna invite all my friends and none of my family. So, it'll be great. You want to come?

He's like, "Yeah, I'll come. I'll bring everybody to that." So, um just just a question and this is no pressure, but will you be doing free dental care at this thing? Cuz I just thought of the I was like, "Why would anybody lie about Heavenly being their sister?" But then I realized caps.

Yeah. Free caps, crowns. Cuz dental insurance does nothing. So, dental insurance does nothing. I wonder how many dentists have had like long lost brothers showing up being like, I know you have a sibling. Okay. Get a family discount, right? For free. Okay.

Wire me up. So, uh, as part of this family reunion, there's going to be a mac and cheese off. Everyone's going to make their own mac and cheese. There's going to be a thing. So, now after the scene, we go to we're gonna go all around the city and we start with Heavenly. and she doesn't know how to make mac and cheese because Heavenly doesn't cook. And we see this, she like pulls out her pots and pans. They like all clatter on the floor. And so since she doesn't know how to make mac and cheese, she calls up the person that um one would always call for a mac and cheese recipe. Dr. Jackie.

Who the hell is calling Dr. Jackie to find out how to make a rue? You understand that? That is butter. Jackie is a no. That is flour. Jackie is a no. That is cheese. Jackie is a no. Why? Unless you're calling to find out, you know, when we're going to give the animals rights in Oz, don't call Jackie.

She's like, "Okay, mac and cheese." What you do is you get a Mac truck and you put all the cheese in the Mac truck and you drive it off a cliff. Mac and cheese.

So, no one ever gets large. And she has no idea, by the way. She has no idea because she's like, "Okay. Um, so

listen, [ __ ] I want to know if you know how to make macaroni and cheese because I'm trying to make it and I got the macaroni. So, how do you make macaroni and cheese, [ __ ] how do you make it? And she's like, okay, well, first off, you're going to need to boil the pasta. She's like, I know that. And she actually goes, okay, no doy. No doy. Which I like. Very nice ' 90s reference.

And then she's like, okay, and you're going to cook it for 40 minutes and bring it back down. She says 46 minutes. 40 minutes, Jackie. We are about to burn some [ __ ] Just stick to vaginas.

Yeah. Jackie has no idea. She's like, well, okay. You're going to boil the pasta and there's also cheeses in that. So, you're going to need to get lots lots of cheeses. Different kinds of cheese. Jackie, it's cheddar cheese, Jackie. Right. Just get whatever kinds of cheeses that they have. And then you'll need to put that in there with some popsicle. No, not popsicles. Okay. What you do is you get some collagen. No, no, no collagen in there. Do you think when she said 40 minutes, she meant put it in the oven for 40 minutes? Cuz there's I just can't imagine anyone would cook pasta, boil pasta for 40 minutes, unless she wants to turn the pasta into its own sauce.

Um, no. I'm guessing she means in the oven, but I don't She doesn't know how to make

I don't know. She doesn't know. She doesn't She doesn't know how to make it. So, now we go to Simone's house where Cecil is making his mac and she's like, "How do you feel about this mac and cheese cook off?" And he's like, "Well, I know that my mac and cheese is great, so you know, I know what mine's going to do." And she's like, "You are the mac to the cheese. Isn't this a fun scene? Now, let's fight."

I know. [gasps] So, they're talking about how like Eugene thinks he's going to kick some ass, but but Cecil's really going to be the one to do. He's going to be really good. But before we actually get to the fight, we then go over to Toya's house where actually Ashton, the son, is cooking, and he's really cute. He's like, he's like, "Well, I'm making a R and then I'm going to be making a bashimal sauce." Did you mean to put snow salt in your bimmell sauce? Sorry, Ghost of Padma doesn't care who she haunts. If you're cooking and you're not famous, I'm there.

He's like, "Um, well, when did you go to the court on blue and learn how to cook, son?" And she's like, "Well, we definitely have this mac and cheese competition in the bag cuz Ashton has taken on Ugene style of cooking and he enjoys making things difficult.

No matter what, everything's got to be difficult. They don't use the microwave.

Cuz plan is to cook the mac and cheese in one green egg and then transfer it to a second green egg and finish it there.

I'm like, where's the ham? Where's the ham? So then we go back to Simone's and she's like, um, they're talking about the mac and cheese and she's talking about what? She's like, I used to make mac and cheese. And he's like, "Well, you mean craft mac and cheese?" And she's like, "It the box mac and cheese. Here's the thing. I have my staples. I got spaghetti. I've got barbecue baked chicken and chili. And everyone loves my chili. Bet you can't believe this is about to turn into a real fight." She's like, "Wait a minute. Why are you laughing about my chili?" And he goes, "Well, I'm just laughing, babe, because the chili you're making is the one that's out of the package." And she goes, "That is why I stopped cooking because you're hating on me. you, Miles and Michael, you are not appreciative of me opening the box and pouring the things into a pan.

So, here it is. You don't respect me. Which, by the way, they don't. So, um, she's like, "This has been a year of realization. Nobody appreciates the doctor and it has weighed on me heavily that you and the boys, no one has ever said to me, "What can I do to take something else off your plate? What can I do to make life easier for you?" You know, Cecil's like, "You see, I'm the one making the mac and cheese right now, right? For your show." But she's right though, you know, cuz he now he gets mad. He's like, "What do you mean I don't ever do anything for you?

Of course I do anything. Of course I do stuff for She's like, "Well, I mean with the boys. Why not with the boys?" And um he's like, "No, I see it. But do you see where I'm coming from a minute ago after you said I've never done anything to take stress off?" Like he still gets way worked up in this. And he's like, "And if you can say something that hurts feelings and then apologize, then I can say something that hurts feelings and apologize and we should be able to move on. And that's what people are supposed to do." And she's like, "Okay, that would be amazing. I'm going to discontinue this mad at my husband scene because my husband is too worked up in a scene that I'm supposed to be worked up. I'm going to smile and laugh and blow this conversation off now.

Thank you. Thank you." And he's like, he's like, "You know, I I could have picked some soft, quiet women to fall in love with because I'm softspoken." And then they wind up laughing. and he says, "Yeah, you're soft spoken when you sleep." And they start cracking up. Meanwhile, at Toya's house, she's like, "Oh, oh, Ashton, I don't know what you're doing with your rule or whatever." And he's like, "Um, actually, I'm turning it into a bashimal." And she's like, "Okay, but that better be damn good. You people better stay the taste of your rigar rule, whatever you make over there."

It's like, "Oh my god, get out of my kitchen, mother." So, now it's the family reunion. this like a rec center kind of place and um gathering community hall whatever and so Heavenly is setting up and um so you know she's saying how Contessa's not coming so they don't have to worry about her food and um

she says Contessa she says Contessa's not coming so we don't have to worry about her taking all the damn food home.

Oh. [sighs] So, um, so she's like people are coming in. She's like, "There's daddy. Daddy, you made a daddy. Daddy, get over your daddy." So, she's really happy. And, um, then Zach comes and, um,

she's like, "So, is your brother coming, Zack?" And he goes, "I don't know. Did you tell him?" She goes, "Have you spoke to him?" And Zach goes, "Did you call him?" And she goes, "Well, I mean, I texted him and told him, but have you spoken to him?" And he's like, "Well, I'm maybe two weeks ago." She's like, "For real? I didn't know that you spoke to him." Okay. Well, that's good. That's good. Your brother Zach is like, "Leave me out of this, please."

Yeah. And then Simone and her family show up and everything. And then Toya and her family arrive and there's a lot of like, "Oh my god, hi." And everyone's in different colors cuz they're like different teams and stuff. So, it's a lot of people just arriving for a while. It felt like Real House of Beverly Hills except instead of people wowing fashion, they were just kind of like wowing like tins of of mac and [snorts] cheese instead.

So, um, Cecil is like, "Well, hello Harris family. You all came out here strong in the yellow." And Tori is like, "Did you see the bus taller than me?" And Heavenly goes, "Yeah, both of them. They're taller than Eugene, too." And she goes, "Nuh-uh." And he's like, "No, they're not." So that's where he goes, "Oh, yeah. Well, your other son." So, he's the only one that showed up today.

Oh, yeah. Oh, come on. That was so low. Right in front of Zach, too. It was so low. And He's like, "Well, this is a family reunion, so don't start any shit." And Toy's like, "No, I'm just waiting for the rest of the family. It's all go." And Toy just starts cracking up. She's like so proud of her her dig. And you know, like Heavenly's like this [ __ ] [ __ ] if there weren't children here right now. So Mimi comes up and everything. And then um and then King and Quad show up in like a Ferrari which is so extra for this this cute like family reunion kind of activity where people be making mac and cheese or bringing mac and cheese.

Yeah. Come on baby. So Tori is like okay they traded their Rolls-Royce for a Ferrari or what? And Eugene's like oh yeah King's t-shirt says web. And Simone's like they are not married. We're a quad in a Ferrari and [ __ ] I mean, wait, wait a minute. Why do you need all those damn shirts? And Quad has like a hundred shirts and she's like, you know, we brought people. We've got family.

Like 20 people. I love it. Yeah. She brought like a giant giant squad. You can't spell squad without quad.

So, um then Angel arrives and um everyone's like, "Wait a second. Who's that? I thought she said she was single." And everything. And Tori's like, "What? Angel? Who's this person?" Angel, you know, Angel has asked me on multiple occasions introduced her to one of Ugene's friends, preferably a doctor, and I thought your hot girl season was over. But she's like mad that Angel actually found someone outside of Toya's purview.

Yeah. Um, so Quad and Jackie are talking about the egg retrieval and that they got four. And Jackie is like, "You can do this. You can do this. Now, how do you make mac and cheese? Someone needs to tell me." So Heavenly gets on the mic and she's like, "All right, can I get your attention? We just want to thank everybody for coming. It means so much to me. This year made us realize how important family is and how important how important real purses are not to a family. To a family. They can't eat the purses, Toya. I'm just saying, Toya. I'm just saying. Now I don't show many emotions, but when I do, I ask them to talk like this. So I just wanted to thank my brother for reaching out to us, and he does already have a whole rack of new teeth. So congratulations to him.

Congratulations. Heavenly saying she doesn't show a lot of emotions when she cursed out her son so badly that he has left the house and won't ref and refuses to talk to his parents. I'm not very I'm not a very emotional person though. Um so now it's time for the mac and cheese thing. And so Toya goes and stands by the vote box and she's like monitoring every vote that goes in there. And like she's like putting yellow votes cuz yellow is her color in. And people like wait a second. No, no, no. I didn't I didn't say vote for yellow. I was like, "Oh, really sorry." I was like, "Wow, if there's ever been a metaphor for 2026 is Toya and the voting box."

Oh gosh. Yeah. She's like, "Oh, you said yellow." They're like, "No, I said five for red." Okay.

It's like, "We can't trust any systems anymore." Jackie's like, "Uh, Toya tricked me and had me vote pink and it wasn't even my macaroni." And Evan's like, "She is cheating." So then it starts, you know, that there's a thunderstorm and Toya Toya is still pushing yellow very, very hard. And now they're all suspicious of Toya. Everybody's like, "Why are you get what? You get to be in charge. This is my shit." She's like, "Well, I just want to make sure everyone has a chance to vote, right? Everyone vote vote. Uh all all uh all ballots are accepted, but only the yellow ones. Thank you very much, everyone."

Yeah. And uh Tori's like, "Oh, Ashton won. Ashton won." They're like, "You cheated. That's why." She goes, "Uh-uh, quad. It's okay. We won." Sassy sassy ass. It's like, "You cheated. You cheated." She like, "It's okay. You are you going to tell that child that he didn't win?" Go ahead, y'all. Just so you know, Ashton won. Ashton won. Like, cheater. I wish

much better for a child's self-confidence to leave a party with um like 50 people yelling cheater at him.

I know, right? I wish we could have seen more of the the mac and cheese. I think if anything they should have done like a parody Top Chef moment where we saw like the plates of mac and cheese and we could have like judged because I would have liked to have weighed in, but I didn't have enough to go on. I I assumed that Quads was going to be the best. And I did notice that her cooking with quad cookbook was still prominently displayed on her shelf in her kitchen.

Yeah, good for her. She's had a couple of cookbooks, hasn't she? She should I trust her cooking. Yeah.

Yeah. So, um, Toya cheated to get her kid the win. Congratulations, Ashton. So, now she goes up to Angel. Toya is just kind of destroying mood. So, she sees Angel sitting there with, uh, her new guy. And she comes over and, um, she's like, "So, uh, what part of the family are you in?" And she's like, "Um, that's my f it's my friend. That's my friend." She's like, "You're what? You're stuttering and shit." He's like, "Uh, he's a close friend. Very close. How long you all been talking?" And he's like, "Oh, about a decade?" She's like, "A decade? A decade?"

[gasps and laughter] Angel's like, "Well, Toya is very inquisitive. Sorry about this. Did I mention he's a doctor?" And Toya's like, "So, this is a woman." He's like, she's like, "Well, we used to date Toya." And he's she's like, "Oh, really, really?" And Bernard, this guy Bernard's like, "Well, we'll see. We'll see." Oh, really? Cuz I You found out that I was going to hook her up, right? cuz she told me she wanted to me to hook her up, right? She's she's looking at the guys. I'm like, Toya, why are you being such a [ __ ] blocker right now?

She's such an [ __ ] Tori is such an [ __ ] And this guy's like, damn. And she's like, Tori, oh, wait a minute. No, no, tell me a bit more. Tell me more. She goes, uh, no, I did say you have a nice husband and I wish I had a man like that. And do you and Eugene have friends? I did say that. Okay, I did say that. She's like, okay, well, what do you want to be? Do you want to be with her? And he's like, "Well, I mean, that's why I'm here. I'm here for a reason." She goes, "Okay, so what's the problem then? Then why is she looking for other men?"

I don't know. Maybe like we should resurrect Millionaire Matchmaker with Toya. Okay. Do you like her? Do you like her? So why aren't you married? What's going on? And she just could break up everything that seems like it's going well. So Toya goes, "So uh how is she in bed?" And she's like, "What? This is [ __ ] Okay, enough. Bye. Bye. Toya. Toya is such an [ __ ] this season. every episode. She is such an [ __ ]

I know, but she's funny. So, I don't know. [sighs] I forgive it. I forgive it. But yeah, she really funny [ __ ]

So, Heavenly's like um she calls everyone for a danceoff and uh she's like, "I've never had a big family before." So, this is amazing. And next year, the Kims family reunion will have all the children. Angel will be married to Bernard. Toya won't ask any more damn messy questions. her ch her her child will be in prison for cheating. Mac and cheese cheating that is. So it's cute. Everyone's dancing and it's a fun time.

We don't know a lot about this cuz like we just saw people, you know, kind of having fun or dancing or whatever. We didn't get into like a lot of nittyritty details, but there was one thing I can promise you. There were a lot of farts at this family reunion. A lot of farts.

Yeah. This was it was a very sweet, lovely scene. um and a little bit boring. So then we go to Quad's house and um this is a typical Quad and King banter that he's like in one room and he gets a call from Quad and he's like, "Why are you calling me? You're right next door." She's like, "It's just easier to call you and I'm nervous. I just got a text message from Mary at the hospital." [gasps] I also got a text message saying, "We're running out of time. The Democrats are losing." And it was all in caps. It was very triggering for me. So, please just come up in here. Please help me out.

And he's like, "Okay, I'm on my way. So, we got Do we have good news? Four boys? What? You're going to solidify the throne? Give me an air masculine child. Come on. What is it?" She's like, "Uh, well, we know you're all about your masculinity. We get it, King. We got it." So, she's like, "Should I read it? Should you read it?" And he's like, "Just sit down and read it." So, she gets a message from them saying that she had four embryos initially. One reached um the marula stage by day six, but that's slow in terms of development and the other three are still at a cleavage stage. And he's like, "Well, at least they got cleavage." Like, that's not what it means. That's not It's not a good thing.

I said I wanted masculine babies and now they already got tits. No, stop saying that. And Ronnie hates that word.

So, so rude. But um basically it's boobies is how we say it in the medical community. Boobies only, please. Or breasticles. Thank you. But basically, it's not the news that she wanted. It's it's it s it sounds like this is not taking. And King says it very eloquently. So basically, it didn't work. She goes, "Oh, I feel like a failure. That's how I really feel." And then there's like a very long beat and then King realizes he's supposed to say something. He goes, "You're not a failure. Come here. Come come come here into my cleavage." And so then she's like, "It's just so tough." And she's like really distraught. It's it's hard obviously because it's sad.

It's really, you know, you pin a lot of hopes and dreams in this process and it's it's a long and difficult process and it's everything we've heard from our friends who've gone through it or people we've seen. That's like an emotional roller coaster that takes a toll. So, she's really she's like, "Oh god, I thought I thought this would be it. I thought I was over having to stick myself." They all They also thought they were going to be able to do it in one round and now here they are going into another one and another one fails. And uh King decides that this is a great time to be like, "Well, maybe I don't know, maybe it's taking too much of a toll on you and it's going to weigh on you and football season's coming up and I don't really want to miss the playoffs." So maybe we do something else.

Yeah. Like you better Yeah. He's like, "You better think about your mental health." Yeah. It's not Yeah. She's like sobbing right now. Maybe now's not the time. And so she cries more and she's like, "So are you saying you don't want to do this?" And he says, "Well, I'm not saying I don't want to, but like let's be a real realistic, you know, I'm okay with not having any more kids, but I decided to take this journey with you cuz I want to support you and do it for you, but it's a very expensive process, you know."

She's like, and she's like, "We knew that." like don't throw that back in my face. And he's like, "No, no." He's like, "Oh, no. I just I know it was expensive, but we thought we were gonna get it done in one round." I was like, "King, I hate like that would be nice, but I feel like it's also very optimistic, you know, and so she's just like she she feels like [ __ ] I feel like at this moment he needs to be like, "I've got you. I love you. I'm there for you." This is not the moment to have like let's have a reality check when she's like very distraught about it.

like just just be there for her emotionally and discuss this the next day, you know, but instead he's like, "Well, maybe maybe this is the end of the line for this process." And that's really not what she wants to hear.

Yeah. And she's like, "Well, then why don't we just say that I'll just keep doing this and you won't have to spend another dime." And he's like, "Well, it's not about the money." And she's like, "But you just brought up money."

Yeah. After you took me to a family barbecue in a Ferrari, you brought up the money, by the way. And but then he's like, well, take the money out of it. He basically says, take the money out of it. It's still like there's the hormones, there's the travel time. Where does it end? Which is also kind of like don't put the hor like don't throw the hormones back at her, you know? And I mean, the travel time I think is fair, but I think that's one where you say, why don't we move this process to America? Let's because it seems like we may have to do this for a few more rounds and let's not add travel to the process, yada yada yada.

I don't know. Yeah, this sucks because she's going to be having a baby with someone who just doesn't seem to want to be having a baby. I mean, if you're if you're having a baby with a guy who's like, I don't want a baby. I'm just doing this for you. I mean, I know that that probably happens in a lot of relationships where someone wants another one. The other person isn't that excited. And it's like the other person doesn't necessarily need to be vilified forever for not wanting a kid. Like, that's fair, too, that one doesn't want one as bad as the other, but I don't know, man. And it's like, you see how bad she wants this and your response is

I just think it Yeah. I just think it like the timing could be a little bit better on his part. She's really upset. And I think what you do is if if if this is how he genuinely feels. I think what you just say is we we're going to we'll figure something out. We'll figure something out. And then the next day or two then you sort of come back to and be like it broke my heart to see how upset you were. I don't want to see you upset. Like we can be happy without children. and yada yada. But like I think right that there in that moment to h to like force that conversation, not force it, but just to like have that conversation when really the the the energy should be about making sure the love of your life is feeling supported and loved and comforted. So I didn't I didn't like his timing on this.

Yeah. Oh, what a bummer. Well, that was a great way to end the episode. Bummer for Quad. Of course, this was a shorter recap, but this a lot of it was that family reunion. It was just a lot of it was that family reunion of people just going back and forth and be like, "Hi, do you love your mom? I love my mom. That's great. You like mac and cheese? I love mac and cheese."

Yeah. We really can't emphasize how how much air time was dedicated to people entering into this reunion. I mean, it was really a very long time. I mean, it's like and it was like and when it wasn't the reunion, it was like little Stevie and Mimi is exhausted. I'm like, "Oh my god, let's do 10 minutes on that." Making fun of them. So, it wasn't really an episode that was full of super funny moments, but it was still actually an entertaining episode. I actually enjoyed it. You know, I don't normally like these episodes where it's just like here's a slice of life and people having fun, but um I actually enjoyed it. I just didn't have anything to say about it.

Yeah. Well, fun times everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Um, join us over on Instagram to uh in the next weeks or so to help us get some crappies nominations going and um we will talk to you next time.

Bye bye.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Married To Medicine S12E06: Reunited and It Feels So Good"?

Ben Mandelker (Host), Ronnie Kum (Host), Dr. Jackie (Guest), Heavenly (Guest), Contessa (Guest), Mimi (Guest), Quad (Guest), Eugene (Guest).

What is "Married To Medicine S12E06: Reunited and It Feels So Good" about?

In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest developments in "Married to Medicine," highlighting the dramatic reunions among the cast and the impact of their relationships on the ongoing season. Key points include the interpersonal conflicts and resolutions that arise, along with the humorous and chaotic moments that define the series.

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The episode runs 43 min; the transcript is about 9,150 words in 116 timestamped sections.

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