Southern Charm S11E10: Snitchy Grass Farms

What this episode is about

The discussion revolves around the latest developments in "Southern Charm," including its notable nominations for the Golden Krappies, particularly in the cringe category. The hosts also promote their live streaming event and voting opportunities for various award categories, engaging fans in the ongoing excitement surrounding Bravo's popular shows.

Key takeaways

• In Southern Charm, even the lies are charming—especially if you're sporting a cute smile like Craig.
• Bravo's editing can be as slippery as the scandals: sometimes flashbacks show more than they really should.
• Voting for the Golden Krappies? Because who doesn't want to award cringe in style?
• Shep stretching on a cannon? Just another day of Southern absurdity that even the geese can't handle.
• In the South, marriage is non-negotiable; it's like biscuits at breakfast—optional isn't an option!

Who speaks in this episode?

• Ben Mandelker (Host) · 47 min speaking
• Ronnie Carum (Host) · 32 min speaking
• Austin (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Craig (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Shep (Guest) · 8 min speaking
• Sally (Guest) · 4 min speaking
• Madison (Guest) · 4 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Patreon, Ben Mandelker, Ronnie Harum, Golden Crappies
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Bagpipe Monthly
3. 40:00 – 50:00: Itchy Grass Farm
4. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Jimmy Buffett
5. 1:10:00 – 1:19:05: Golden Crappies

Notable quotes from "Southern Charm S11E10: Snitchy Grass Farms"

• I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today in an adorable yellow cap, it's the one and only Ronnie Carum. Hi, Ronnie.

  about Ben Mandelker · at 0:30

• And then on top of that, we also have voting that's open for round one of the Golden Krappies. Have your voice heard already. There have been several thousand who have voted, which is very cool. lots of cool categories like,.

  about Golden Crappies · at 1:24

• You can see this gigantic book of a magazine thing on here. And it is bagpot monthly. I am researching bagp players for the ceremony I want to have for Chanty.

  about Bagpipe Monthly · at 15:31

• So now Whitner's car arrives at Itchy Grass Farm, which is good because we have the residents of Itchy Crotch City arriving. And Whitner is Welcome everyone to Itchy Grass.

  about Itchy Grass Farm · at 48:46

• Are you about to lean into here when you say that? But in fact, instead he pivots and says, Fun fact, Jimmy Buffett was my uncle and my aunt Jane married him and one of the…

  about Jimmy Buffett · at 51:42

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Ben Mandelker — Person · Host · 1 mention · first at 0:16
  Co-host of Watch What Crappens; drives the recap and commentary on Southern Charm.
• Ronnie Harum — Person · Co-host · 1 mention · first at 0:33
  Co-host of Watch What Crappens; provides comedic riffs and analysis throughout the recap.
  I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today in an adorable yellow cap, it's the one and only Ronnie Carum. Hi, Ronnie.
• Jimmy Buffett — Person · Referenced celebrity (anecdotal connection) · 4 mentions · first at 51:46
  Mentioned via Whitner’s family story as an uncle-by-marriage figure; used to characterize the family’s “non-traditional” exposure.

Books & papers

• Bagpipe Monthly — Book · Referenced work · 2 mentions · first at 15:37
  Mentioned humorously as a magazine being researched by a character for a ceremony, adding to the comedic tone of the episode.

Places & events

• Itchy Grass Farm — Place · Setting · 2 mentions · first at 48:47
  The farm is the primary location where the characters gather for a weekend event, serving as the backdrop for much of the episode's drama.
• Golden Crappies — Event · Event · 2 mentions · first at 1:26
  A recurring event mentioned in the podcast, likely a parody or humorous take on award shows, with voting open for participants.

Sponsors

• Patreon — Company · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at 0:10
  Patreon is mentioned as a platform where listeners can access bonus content and support the podcast, indicating a direct call to action for the audience.
  Our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:04 Welcome to Watch What Crappins. To get our videos as soon as they're released instead of waiting for a week, head over to our Patreon. That's also where you'll find our bonus episodes and our Discord community. We love you guys. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crains, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today in an adorable yellow cap, it's the one and only Ronnie Carum. Hi, Ronnie. What's today?

0:40 Nothing. What are you doing? Exciting times. It is exciting times just hanging out with you. Um, and it's exciting for us because just yesterday we put two, we have two things that happened. One is that the live stream for the crappies, the tickets for that went live and that's available at watchcraftins.com. So if you can't come to the show or if you can't even even can't even be there that night, um, you can still check out the live stream that's going to be u presented by kizwe and that's that's the night of the show. But also that uh will go for two weeks after the show. So, if you can't even sit down for the live stream that night because you got something to do, don't worry. For two weeks, that live stream will be available for you to watch a replay of.

1:24 And then on top of that, we also have voting that's open for round one of the Golden Krappies. Have your voice heard already. There have been several thousand who have voted, which is very cool. Um, lots of cool categories like, you know, best DJ and mother of the year, biggest scandal, most cringe, things like that. Today we're talking about Southern Charm and uh it's gotten some nice nominations, particularly in the cringe category, which is no shocker there. You pretty little freckled lips. Gosh. Um also Patreon, patreon.com/watchcrains.

1:59 Come join us over there. We got bonus episodes like the traders and uh we'll have a new traders episode up tomorrow. And then on top of that, there's um video happens on demand where you can watch us and a newsletter where you can get all the updates, weekly updates about what's going on with our lives and Bravo, etc., etc., etc. So, join us for all those super fun things. We love to have you. I think that's all the exciting stuff, huh, Ronnie?

2:27 Very good. Let's get on with it. It's Southern Charm season 11. Season 11. Wow. God's hitting me. It's a long time. Episode 10. Two truths and a single guy.

2:43 Guys, I wonder if Austin and Craig are gonna fight. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Um, it's a very exciting episode where everyone gets into their cars and goes to Whitmer's estate and then the episode ends.

2:58 So, yeah, it is another ep. It is very southern charm this episode because it's an episode where Craig gets called out for what he actually did and then lies and then every turns everyone turns against the person that said it instead of the person that's lying, which is Craig. It's so frustrating.

3:18 What didn't we see Craig say this? Why did they not show a replay of it the entire episode? I kept on waiting for the flashback and they just would not

3:25 How did they not? How did they not? So annoying. Craig gets away with everything that guy cuz it's his cute little smile.

3:34 I know. But like it's just strange how anyone could say anything. Anyone could could cue any flashback and Bravo will jump at the chance. Like if someone says, "Oh my god, I love coffee." You know what I love is I love a cold brew. And they'll be like 3 days earlier. I'll have a cold brew, please. And it's like back to present. Like they they love throwing in a flashback for context. But they it was just like I kept on waiting all episode. I was like, "Okay, well, they haven't shown it yet, but maybe they're waiting for a really impactful time later in the episode." But they did not touch that. I'm like, "I'm not crazy." Right? We saw him say that to someone. He said it to Shep. Was it at It was at the dinner, right, last week?

4:09 Yeah, it was at the dinner. Yeah. I'm scrolling through the notes now. So, I can have the quote.

4:14 I'm also surprised that we never got a clip of Shep telling Sally this. Maybe that's why they didn't want to show. I don't It was so strange that they

4:20 they did a weird edit there too where they they flashed back but they instead of saying what Craig said they just showed the scene so we didn't hear what Craig actually said but then when Shep repeated what Craig said Craig had bungled even the gossip he made it well we'll get to it when we get there but they're tricky they're being tricky with Craig and I'm I'm wondering why are you protecting his pillow empire come on

4:42 yeah seriously so um it's the day after Austin's birthday and Shep is stretching in the park um stretching ing his leg on like an enormous cannon. I don't know why that was funny to me. Just like his his foot like gosh, I'm on a relic of a different water from a different time. And um there's some geese that are honking. Um cuz the geese are like even the geese know to get away from Shep. And Whitner rolls up and he's like, "Hey old ass getting a stretch in." He's like, "Gosh, yeah. Did you exercise already?" He's like, "Yeah, I wake up at 4 in the morning and worked out because I have a job. So,

5:18 I've exercised. I've walked the dog. I've watered my garden. I've called my mother.

5:24 I've exercised. Yeah. I I had chitchat with Barb at the front desk, had lunch, [clears throat] done some more work.

5:35 Well, guess what, guys? It's a Whitner weekend. We don't see much of Whitner, but he's hosting an event. An event at his compound.

5:43 So, uh he's talking to his mom. She's like, "Farm weekend? I need to know how many people are coming. Okay. How many of them are married? That's extremely important. How many of them are planning on getting married? Marriage is very important in the South. Everybody must Everybody must vow to have children or they're not welcome on this farm. I was so excited to meet Whitner's mom after he described her as an anarchist earlier in the uh season or like a rebel or something like that. Someone who loves to upend traditions and is a wild child. And um man, it was it was like going to the house of Sid and Nancy.

6:18 I'll tell you that much. Arriving at this police, she's like, "I'm an anarchist." We meet her wearing an apron in a kitchen.

6:28 She's like wearing all white and apron in a very nice Nancy Meyers kitchen. Yeah. Down with the man.

6:35 Um I'm going to give that cookies before I send him down. Tell you that much. down with a man. And by man, I mean pan. And by pan, I mean the copper plated pan that I've got up there. Make a lovely casserole. [clears throat]

6:48 By copper plated pan, I mean a can of beans we're cooking over the fire. Okay, everybody gather around. So uh they're talking um about Madison coming, you know, and uh chef's like, "Well, I don't even know how it's going to affect the weekend because those two Austin and Craig are having a real Tate on Tate."

7:10 Yeah. Why do you say it that way? He says a lot of intelligent things because I think he reads a lot, but he doesn't use them in conversation much so they always sound incorrect. And I get it because I do that [ __ ] all the time. I mispronounce words all the time because I read a lot of books. But who am I going to say words like that to, you know? I was saying Macka until like three years ago.

7:32 That's almost like a Hanukkah icon. Judas Macka. Um, I do that too. Well, also I think I've mentioned before in this podcast that somewhere over the past few years, for whatever reason, my brain my default is to say um um appropo instead of appropo. And I don't know why I do that now, but I think it's kind of like if you don't say a word enough that suddenly you default to some strange uh pronunciation to a chef being like tater tate. I'm

7:58 what? Tater tit. Yeah, tater tater a tater. They're having a real tater a tater. They can't stop fighting over French fries. Mar, it's like Tate McCrae got mad at Tate McCrae. Um, so he says there's just a complete lack of understanding with each other. And I would also wait to say a complete lack of brain cells amongst both of them as well.

8:24 Well, there's also lack of Yeah, there's also lack of understanding because you take everything that they're saying and then you run to them and then you you reword it. So, it's not you're part of the problem, chef. I like whenever because every season consists of two of the guys going against each other. You know, they team up on each other.

8:43 And um the one that's not in the fight gets to act innocent all year. And I love it. This is Chef's big innocent ear where he's like, "I just wish everybody could get along." Gosh.

8:54 Yeah. Gosh. Sorry everyone. My phone just rang. Apologies. Um Yeah. There's always someone. Yeah. Shep getting to be the innocent one and the mediator is always so funny. Um, I have to say that's why I liked season one of JT before he let Fame sort of he in before he started to be like a reality star and tried to be super camera thirsty, which I mean he was season one too, but like season one he kind of broke up that drama triangle a little bit cuz he he was like a fourth piece and it was a little discombobulating because he really honestly if you think back he's really been the only new male they've been able to bring on like since the Ravvenel that's been able to kind of be impactful in that dynamic cuz the other guys just circle around.

9:41 I thought you were talking about JD. I was like, who who? You're the first person discussing Bravo that's ever like, wow, that's why JD was good.

9:50 Yeah, guys, it took me a minute. The way he just destroyed his wife and you watch her soul.

9:57 It's like what are Ben is going off the rails right now. So, you're talking about

10:02 the guy from last year who sold everything to live in the Bahamas. I mean, he sucks. Don't get me wrong. That guy sucks. And season 2, it was just like one of those palatial, not polial, what am I talking about? He's live. He had a palatial failure. And now I'm talking like Chap Tate.

10:16 He was a real tight toate. But you know what I'm talking about. Like they brought in a lot of guys who sort of swirled around the central trio, but have never really been able to kind of like penetrate their drama. And JD was JT was the only one who really did. But oh well.

10:33 Oh well, he [ __ ] that one up. Yep. He really did. So, um, Shep's like, "I've been on vacations with Austin and Craig and there have been freaking blowouts." But then the next day we just ignore it. It's like nothing ever happened. That's how we do it in the South.

10:51 Yeah. Right. And then um uh we see last night they're fighting and Craig saying he made my drinking problem about him. That's insane. Chip, what? I feel manipulated now because I vow I see you drink. Oh gosh. I think that also is like man I've been bleaguered in this relationship for years. My Tate has been going up against another Tate. Let me just let me just do Austin. Uh Austin Rosetta Stone. What? Austin means is he's belleaguered. Austin would not Austin did not mean belleaguered. Austin doesn't know belleaguered.

11:28 No, it's not Austin language. See, stop translating things, Chef. And um so then chef's like, it's almost like a breakup except they didn't do it on a group trip after you bought them a megalodon necklace. So Wner's like, "All right, well, as long as my parents are insulated from this [ __ ] I don't care cuz my parents are rebels, and the last thing they need to see is bad behavior from guests. The last thing an agitator wants is bad behavior,

12:00 but also, why are you inviting these people to your house? That's like inviting, I don't know, a swimming pool in and then asking that the walls don't get mold." I mean, you're inviting crazy people to your house.

12:10 That's exactly right. That's the exact analogy I was thinking of, too. You hear it every day, Ben. You hear it every day.

12:19 Knock knock. Who's there? Swimming pool. Okay. Well, as long as you don't get the mold on my walls.

12:24 I did have I did have family who had an indoor swimming pool and they had all this mold in their walls. And I was like, is because you have a swimming pool inside, you [ __ ] dumb asses. Like, what do you think?

12:34 Some people just don't get it. They just don't get it. But what do you expect from people who own a candy factory? Bunch of sugar. Bunch of sugar drug addicts

12:43 just all cracked out like let's put a pool a pool on the inside. They owned a candy factory.

12:48 Well, yeah. My cousins owned a a candy a candy factory in El Paso, Texas. I love just like 14 years in still learning details about your

12:59 Yeah, it was amazing. They didn't like me very much cuz I misbehaved a lot. And of course, I was the only chunky one. It's like they don't like the person who really stands for their products the most. I was the one who believed in Cami and they were like, "Don't invite Ronnie over.

13:12 He shamed us for having a pool inside. That little fat bastard. Keep him out of here. Keep him out of the candy factory." I did get to go there, but you know what? I went to the candy factory on a school trip. It wasn't even a family trip. Like, the family didn't take me there. I had to go there on a school trip. It was very famous. It was a very famous factory. So, I went in there and I saw it and I was like, "This isn't like Willy Wonka." So, it was kind of disappointing. And also, they were hard candy makers. They weren't like chocolate people, you know, they made hard stuff.

13:40 Yeah. And I still I'll see those f those family members very occasionally in like family reunion, what somebody dies, you know, and I just always think, hm,

13:49 enjoy your sucker candies, mold people. Do they do they still have the candy factory?

13:55 I don't think so. Oh, well, they're loss. Yeah, they're los too bad they didn't have you because you know what they always say about you, Ronnie? You really broke the mold. Also, why are Whitner's parents at this Why are they here this weekend? Why aren't if I if it were my parents, I'd be like, "Please leave for the weekend. I'm bringing all the friends over. Please like, if I don't want my parents to see the bad behavior, I'm sending them off. Like, I'm have another house, I'm sure. Go there. Go."

14:25 Yeah. I mean, we're doing drugs all weekend in the pool, you know what I mean? At the very least. Um, mushrooms, you know? So, yeah. I don't my parents can't be there. Also, I don't like my parents there because everyone's like, "Oh my god, your mom's so great. What are you complaining about? Like, what are you traumatized from?" You know, I get that a lot. So, I'm like, "Leave. You're not

14:45 I'm like, I love your mom." Exactly. Well, I mean, she's really fun and funny, but you know, we're all different in uh familiar situations. Anyway, the point is that's why that's why I don't invite you over. Exactly. Right there. Um, so then uh we go they jog and then we go over to Patricia's house and it's a Whitney and Patricia scene. Come on in. You promised me you would get rid of that mustache. You keep nagging me, but I think I'll do a Victorian era mutton chops like a walrus. Mother. Oh, mother. Okay. Well, you're not too old to spank, Whitney.

15:22 Like, oh, Jesus Christ. So, mother, how are you? Have you been sitting on this sofa since last week?

15:29 Well, I've been doing research. I'm sure you can see this gigantic book of a magazine thing on here. And it is bagpot monthly. I am researching bagp players for the ceremony I want to have for Chanty. Uh oh. Uh, do we read a psalm or something from the Bible or should we have Randy do a remix? Bagpipe remix. What do you think? I think we should read your father's will again better than the Bible. Telling you.

16:01 So, they're going to invite Austin to the Chony ceremony because he loved he loved Chony. And Whitney's like, "Well, yeah, he loved uh Chanty." And speaking of Austin, by the way, last night he had a birthday dinner. Uh uh we were in a d a tiny little booth in a restaurant and we made a lot of noise. It was really bad. It was the worst I'd ever seen a mother. It was I'm I'm shocked that Austin would I mean despite all the acrimony uh tell Craig that he hates him but it just kind of came out of left field. Didn't really come out of left field for me. I've been watching this show.

16:32 Yeah. Uh he's like, "Wow." Of the uh 11 years of us going out, that was uh one of the most uh tumultuous dinners I've uh ever ever experienced. Well, I think that's sad. I'm sorry to hear that. What is this town coming to? Men turning against men. Have we not brought any young women for y'all to throw your hate at?

16:55 Patricia trying to like summon some sort of sympathy for the situation when in her mind it's like she's just too poor idiot spot and why am I supposed to care about this?

17:06 Did you not hear me when I said I'm going through bagpipe monthly? One guy's from Delaware. The other one has cats. Why am I supposed to care? What's their pedigree? Now we go over to Austin's house. This very sad Austin's episode is he has broken up with the love of his life, Audrey.

17:32 Okay, this relationship was never real. Maybe it the only person I think this relationship might have felt real to was Audrey,

17:40 but I don't think anybody else in the world thought that this relationship was real. But, you know, give him his violins. Give him his Garage Band violins for an episode. Yeah. So, Austin uh he finally gets to make use of the props that he bought this season, his cats. He's like, "Ah, Pipe, Pipe, there you are." You know, Piper's like, "Please don't call me Pipe."

17:59 Oh, finally somebody's willing to do a bag pipe scene with me. No, I was talking to my cat.

18:06 Disgusting. Come over here and do what you're supposed to do and give me emotional support and make me look sympathetic to America. Come on, Pipe.

18:14 Piper's like, "Ew." Yeah, I don't like this. Yeah, he's really laying it on thick today. He's got his sympathy from his breakup and the cats.

18:23 Yeah, it's really literally got Yeah. So, I'm surprised he didn't have like a thing on his fridge like, "Look, this is somebody I adopted on late night TV. I send them I send them 10 cents a month. It's changed your life."

18:37 So, the cats uh the Piper does not want to be with Austin and basically squirms out and starts uh attacking Martini. And then uh Austin's like, "All right, well, I guess I'll go my next sympathy prop, Madison." So he calls up Madison and she's like, "So you got some tea?" He's like, "Yeah, I mean uh sort of just like some burst up, but funny enough uh I just felt like calling you." She's like, "What? That's crazy. Why are you being such a beta today?" Well, she's like, "I don't know. It's my birthday and I don't know. I'm sad." Let's see some more flashbacks.

19:09 Tell me about being sad. I'm pregnant. I'm over here binging my face off. about to say half an apple.

19:17 Can't find corn within three miles. I'm losing my mind. That's a corn shortage. Did you know that there's a bag pop convention in town? They all eat corn. None of the none of the Teter Harrises have it. You walk by that convention all years.

19:40 All right. What happened? And so we see a flashback of the you [ __ ] about being friends with me, you're still friends with me. You [ __ ] about your girlfriend, you're still with her. Oh my god,

19:52 I knew this was going to happen. I knew it. He's like, "Well, I'm not surprised. But at this point in time, I have bigger thoughts in my mind, so I don't care about the status of me and Greg's friendship."

20:03 I love the idea of Austin having bigger thoughts in his mind. I I like to insert bagpipe music.

20:10 I know. Did he Did he see a Doritos commercial or something? Whoa. Triangles. All right, let's go over to Craig's house. Um, Charlie is hidden behind a large painting and uh she's finally sold him a painting.

20:35 What was this? What was What was this high school like art school art class project that Craig bought? Like just I'm sorry. It looked like crap.

20:44 It's modern art, Ben. It's mo It's called modern art. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to the I'm sorry to the painter, the illustrious artist we know is just a retiree on like Hilton Head who sits on the balcony and just paints things back and

21:02 just throws some paint on. I like the ones that just throw the paint. That's the kind of artist I am. Like I like those drip art things. Anything that you spill the paint onto the thing and move it around and then put it on the wall. That's me, you know. I like that. So, but you know, I wouldn't pay thousands of dollars for it is the thing.

21:18 Yeah. I I like abstract art just as much as the next person. Okay. I like abstract as much as the next guy. Huh. Okay. Like give me a Rascco. Okay. But um I don't know. This one just looked

21:30 It just looked like the thing you see someone trying to hawk at a flea market and you're like,

21:33 "Yeah." Well, I see a lot of that art because I on, you know, I'm still on Facebook because I'm an old lady and I see, you know, everything they feed me in my feed is like artists and stuff because I love, like I said, the drip paintings, stuff like that. So, I see a lot of those. And there was one lady on there the other day and she's like, "I'm going to show you my plan to make 10 pieces of art a week." And this is what she was doing. It was just like slapping paint. I'm like, "What are you bragging about? You're literally just like spilling paint onto a thing and then moving it all over the place and charging $5,000 for it." I mean, listen, if you were actually making what Craig asked for, which is like a penguin on velvet in watercolor, [clears throat] that would be impressive if you did like 10 of those. But someone better call up John Moody and get a real painting in here. Okay.

22:20 Oh, let's bring him back onto our screens. Um, so, uh, yeah, we see a flashback to Craig being like, I like that painting. So, um, this is continuing the tradition of buying things to impress people. So, we had Sally buying chickens and Craig buying this paint to impress Charlie. So, they're like,

22:40 she's like, "I'm going to help you hang it because that's what I do. That's my job." And he's like, "Okay, come in then." So, they go in and um Craig is going to measure the wall to see where to put it. And did he get out a ruler that's for paper? Like a big flat tabletop ruler?

22:57 That was a sewing ruler. That's what you use. You put it on your fabric, do it. You You measure. But he, at least he did have a level, which was good. And he understood the concept of the bubble inside it. Because you know him, he's probably like, "My level's broken. They got an air bubble in it." So, um, uh, you know, he'd be like that, right? I'd like to return this level. There's a bubble,

23:29 right? So, uh, I'm like, so they get the, you know, they're putting the picture up and, um, he's like, "Hold on. 16* 4 cuz he's using a short ruler, you know. Don't you have a tape measure? Come on.

23:41 Tape measure. Don't use your fabric ruler. What are you doing?" He's holding it here and then like marking it then moving it over and then marking and then moving it over. And

23:50 you can also just use your phone. You know, your phone has a has a has like the augmented reality.

23:56 Use your jack. You know, you've got a jack. Have Jack do it. Yeah. Use your jack. Honestly, you could just use a piece of thread,

24:05 right? Yeah. Fashion method. Yeah. No. Yeah. You are. No. Yeah. Yeah. You measure it out.

24:12 Yeah. I know. Well, what are you I guess what you're trying to do are is he trying to just see how wide the space is?

24:17 Yeah. He's trying to center the painting. I'm just saying put the string across and then you mark off where the string is. Then you can measure the string rather than doing the thing where you move this because you know you're going to lose. But it's not accurate. When you put like have the ooler and then you slide it over, you're always going to like lose like half an inch because of you're inaccurate and you're going the lines be wobbly. And

24:38 well, let me tell you this. Use your jack. We've already put five times more thought into this than Craig did.

24:43 Okay. So, they uh Charlie hammers a the nail into Craig's wall and he's like, "Wow, for me, like I want to put my energy into the things that are bringing me joy and that are positive in my life and happy." Like Charlie with a hammer and a nail. This is so much better than Austin. Do it again.

25:02 Yeah. You know, when I think of happy things on the show, I think of Charlie cowering and on the verge of tears before she does everything like, "Is it okay that I'm nailing your wall? Is Sally going to yell at me?" Speaking of, Sally arrives at Charleston Head Spa.

25:19 That's, you know, gay guys have been doing that for years and you all made it illegal.

25:26 Charleston Headspot, also known as Whitney's Lair. Um, so Sally and Molly meet up and uh they which is surprising, but they're going to they're going to make nice now because they've been sort of upset at each other this season in a low simmering feud. And Sally explains, "Me and Molly have known each other for like four years. I mean, we worked at Republic together. We got really close. We used to hold that sign up and be like, "Happy birthday, [ __ ] we text every day. So, yeah, I just want to be friends with her again. So, they they they have like a they they meet up and they're very nice to each other. And um we see that, you know, so over the past few weeks, they haven't been so nice.

26:06 And Sally's like, I just really miss her, you know? Vagina fight. I love a flashback to a vagina fight. Uh could you stop talking about my baby procedure? Sorry, I have a beautiful vagina. Are you jealous? Go get yours done. Go get yours done. Um, Sally asks a very important question. So, they give um them champagne and then they lay down and Sally goes, "How am I supposed to drink champagne laying down?"

26:37 Yeah. It's a It's It's one of those like if a tree falls in the forest thing, if you're lying down and you're given champagne, how are you supposed to drink it? You know,

26:45 and you're drowning but nobody's there to hear it. Did you drown on champagne in the Head Spa? I know. So, um, she misses her and Molly's like, "Well, I love Sally, but like I wonder if she's like trying to get back on my good side." Yes, probably she is. So, they um they get their head massaged and everything and then they start talking about this weekend coming up and Molly's like, "Well, I guess we'll all be in a house together." And Sally is like, "With Venita?" Ew. And Molly's like, "Well, have you seen her?" And she's like, "No, no, we have not spoken." Cuz she like texted me the other day and said, "Miss you stink." And they're like, "Stink?

27:26 That's crazy. You guys are so weird." Yeah. I mean, I don't call her stink. Why'd she call me stink? That's crazy. Why does she drink champagne while she's lying down? I don't get her. Cuz you have multiple um chickens that poop all over you and dogs that poop all over you and pee all over you. That's why.

27:40 And you kind of stink. You probably stink. And she's like, "Yeah, I miss you stink. Like little stinky pants." And she's like, "Yeah, but you know, like I just I don't feel like Venita wanted to pin us pit us against each other, but like she starts [ __ ] and then she wants everyone else to take the fall for it, but she wanted me to bring it to people and you you know, then you think it was me and Venita was guilty of this

28:02 this vagina this vagina fight vagina fight. Yes. And I think that Venita was has been messy messier than usual this season. I think she's been trying to be a reality star and we've applauded moments when she's succeeded and derided moments when she hasn't. But I feel like Sally is making Venita sound way more uh toxic than Venita actually is. The fact that she's like she's pitted us against each other. Like Yeah. But like

28:30 But Venita did take credit. She did take credit for saying the vagina thing. Yeah. And you were the one talking [ __ ] about Molly. And you were the one who spread [ __ ] about Molly first and foremost. And you are the one who's been toxic to people like Charlie. So the I mean this is to me very just like projection, you know.

28:47 Well, no, from what I remember that conversation was Venita going, "Well, Charlie, you know, Charlie did get her thing done. Like who paid for that?" And then they were like, "Oh, so she has like a sugar net." So Venita did kind of

29:00 No, that was Venita was was messy there. But there was another moment where someone was Venita. Someone said that Molly was um Molly was Oh, you know what it was? No, this was Sally. Molly, remember Molly was drunk and she was talking to Corey in the beginning of the season. She's being kind of messy. And then Sally went and told someone, "Oh, wow. Molly was really being a mess." And then it got back to Molly that Sally had said that. And then um and then Molly was mad at Sally because Sally was judging her for being drunk at that party. But the truth is whether or not I don't know if I don't remember if Venita told Molly that because it's such a stupid thing, but ultimately it was still Sally who was talking [ __ ] you know? I just feel like Sally I feel like I I just don't I don't know. It didn't sit well with me that Sally was making Venita sound um way more evil in this situation than I

29:54 think she was. I think she's just being being base level messy as as one would be on these shows.

29:59 And she's like, "Yeah, Venita's hands down the only reason that me and Molly were even at each other because any rumors that were started have come from Venita." And so then we see Venita. Oh, well, here we go. We have a flashback. Venita and Sally sitting by Sally's pool and Venita saying, "Well, I had lunch with Molly and she's not a big fan of yours, I don't think." So, see, I mean, Venita Venita did do this.

30:19 She did 100%. She 100% like the the vagina thing was all on Venita, but I think Venita was being messy and Sally's actually making it out like Venita's being calculating to try to tear them apart. And I'm like, I'm not sure about that yet. Like I need more evidence before

30:33 she's just being general messy. So then um Molly's like, "Well, I'm good with Venita, but like I don't forget. I forgive, but I don't forget." And uh so now they Molly's like, "Well, I'm sad we let her pit us against each other, so let's not have that again. Let's not do it again." She's like, "Okay." So, yeah, Venita got the raw end of the deal on this one. And then we go over to Madison's house and um Madison is um 34 weeks pregnant. We find out. And guys,

31:04 um charisma alert. Brett's calling. Hey, you look handsome. He's like, "Hey, you too. What are you doing?"

31:15 I think my baby I think the baby's dropped. What do you think about that? He's like,

31:18 "Wow." No, really. He really did. He looks I think he's dropping. Wow. I think I'm going into labor.

31:25 Wow. I just had the baby. Wow. Oh, wait. No, I didn't have a baby. I just It's just Karen down there. I got confused sometimes.

31:34 Wow. Okay. Well, it was a great conversation, Brett. I love our chemistry. Okay. Bye.

31:41 Bye. He said, "Wait, are you going to hang up?" No, I was waiting for you to hang out. The boys were supposed to hang up before the girl.

31:52 Okay, I'm hanging up. Bye. Bye. Did you hang up? No. There was a moment where she's like, "Wait a minute, wait a minute. Bread." She's like "Yeah." Like, "Don't make this last longer than it needs to. Hang up the phone."

32:09 Yeah. The gas is leaking out of the car. So, basically Madison's saying how having a baby is scary. It's a lot of work. It's anxietyinducing. And uh but she's getting into the final stretch, but she's still going to go up to Whitner's because, you know, she's going to she knows she knows where her where her bread is buttered. She's going to show up. So, uh she's like, I just hope that's some know how to deliver babies. How? So, now we go to Venita's house and she's packing and she like she empties out like this tote bag of old clothing and there's like old orange juice in there

32:46 which is not great. And then everyone's packing cuz we're in the packing montage cuz everyone's going off to the country.

32:52 Packing, packing, packing. Sally is trying to deal with her chickens and she's like, "Oh my god, who took a poop and put it on top of the food? That is nasty, y'all. This is Venita's fault. I don't understand why y'all keep kicking your chips into the water. God, I hate chickens. I know it was you, Popcorn. You're the only one that can fly up there. Little [ __ ] popcorn. I hate these chickens.

33:13 And then her dogs like terrorize the chickens cuz the dogs like go over the edge of the little the little basket and start barking at the chickens and she's like, "Oh my god, I'm sorry."

33:22 She starts screaming in the coop. She's like, "You know what? They chickens, they're babies. They do not need to hear you screaming. Okay, you're stressing out the chickens. I'm on the chicken side." And finally Sally's like, "Fuck these chickens. It's time for these chickens to go.

33:37 Please donate them to a farm at this point. It's it's cruelty. So now Whitner, donate them to a Chick-fil-A. I mean, anything, you know, they'd be they'd be less scared, you know, at a chicken factory.

33:49 She should give them to Craig. Craig's the one who said he wants the chickens in the first place.

33:54 Yeah. So then we go to Whitner and he's like, "Let's go, Bakers." Smart dog. So, um, now Shep comes and, uh, why did Shep say he's whatever, who cares? Shep is going to drive with him and then Craig comes over and he's like, "What? What's up? I brought your mom some stuff." He's like, "Whoa, you got my mom some harvested honey? God, she's going to throw this on a dictator. I can guarantee you that. Thanks for the weapon." Oh, yeah. God, her group of fellow anarchists love self-h harvested honey. Wow. So, uh, then there, hey Craig, let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to be shotgun.

34:34 Okay, I'm against violence. No, dummy. It's who can sit in the front of the car. Okay, one, two, three. So, they do it and Craig wins the first round. And Jeff's like, "Okay, here comes round two." It's like, no, that's it. It's like what? No one ever does just one round of it. That's crazy, Craig.

34:54 Everyone only does ONE ROUND. NOBODY DOES ONE. GOD. SO SIT IN THE BACK. So he's like, "Thanks for having us. I'm excited." Uh, so now they're driving off and Whitner's like, "Okay, we don't have enough like beds, so um, we're going to have glamping, okay?" And there's AC in the glamps. And Chef's like, "Just cuz you call it glamping doesn't mean it's not camping. I've been to Cuba." Oh, well, [ __ ] it. I'm in, you know what? I'm in a good mood today. I'll take one of the tents. We're not enough in a good mood to do two or three rounds of ro shamboo. Oh gosh. So Whitner's like like cool man. So now we go to Sally's house and uh she has arrived.

35:35 She's going to be driving u Molly and Charlie. Really? Like if you're in if your name ends with an L Y, you're going to be in her car. Um

35:44 the Lee sounds. You're in it. Yeah. [clears throat] Yeah. You're in it. Sorry, Venita.

35:49 So Molly has cut her face. Um she um what did she do? She ran into doors. What did she do? She cut it somehow.

35:55 She cut it either with her key or her phone or something, but she got she cut her face and she's like, "Oh my god, I am such I'm such a klutz." Okay. Like I once broke off a piece of my orbital bone off and I hit my face on a metal gate and this is what I go through every day. God, I hate Venita pitting me against inanimate objects. So um Charlie comes and got everybody coffee. I hope this is okay. Are you mad at me? I hope this coffee is okay.

36:24 Um, this is a seasonal beverage called I'm so sorry latte. I hope you enjoy it. Hope you like Sugarfree. God, please say you like Sugarfree. Don't hate me. Um, so now they come, they get into the car to drive over there and um, Molly takes the front. She's like, "Yeah, I always default get the front." So I'm really excited. By the way, most likely place to cut my face driving is in the front seat. Yeah. Right.

36:49 And by the way, for those uh who are wondering, the answer is yes. I did notice that Sally was sitting um not Sally, uh that Charlie was sitting criss-cross applesauce in the back seat without a seat belt on while they drove on the highway. And I thought that feels very dangerous. And you're also doing it in the middle seat where if there's an accident, you have a direct path through the windshield. So enjoy that. Enjoy that. Whatever. I know. I know you're And I knew And by the way, and the other answer is yes. And I am aware that Ronnie would not care, but I care.

37:19 No, I don't care. It's the back seat. It's the back seat. I'm not putting on a seat belt in the back seat. No,

37:25 it's in the front seat. Is it a law in the back seat? Now, we've already been over this. You're just trying to start a fight about seat belts.

37:32 Listen, I was raised in a time where there were bumper stickers on every car that said, "Buckle up. It's the law." And guess what? I'm a law-abiding citizen. Okay? So, I buckle up cuz it's

37:43 I was raised in a time where they were like when they passed the seat belt laws, people were like, "Why are you trying to take away our rights? We don't got to wear seat belts. We don't want to." It was like a huge thing where they tried to make us all wear seat belts. And then my parents would put them on and be like, "Oh god." Oh jeez. Guess I have to do stupid law. Glad we're paying our taxes.

38:03 I just love how angry people get about seat belts. Like, well, I have boobs. I I am curious.

38:11 I don't mind in the front seat. I put it on in the front seat all the time. It's just the back seat. I mean, the back seat, like that's that's where you get away from the law. Like the front seat is the law abiding. But if you get stuck in the back seat, you don't have to follow any laws. You're in the back seat. So 42 states plus DC enforce rear seat belt use. Uh but there are eight where it's like, no.

38:31 What are the eight that don't enforce it? I'm just going to assume I'm just going to assume it's like Texas is like, no, we won't put you have to do that. Um uh well it says seat belt laws vary significantly by state with New Hampshire being the only state without a law requiring seat belts for adults in the back seat. Oh New Hampshire but New Hampshire's also New Hampshire is has a streak. You know like the license plates like like don't dread on me. New Hampshire is you know what it's called. Okay. So New Hampshire is the only US state that does not have a seat belt law for adults because they maintain a live free or die stance.

39:09 That's what it is. Live free or die. Live free or die. They're so They're so aggressive with their license plates. Their license plate because I went to school there and so you'd always use license plates. They're like, "Live free or die." I'm like,

39:21 "Okay, relax. You're in like Bucallic, New Hampshire. It's like, you know, beautiful scenery." Like the the the leaves are changing colors. There's like packs of seniors coming up in the fall to look at the foliage and it's like, "Leave free or die. Our leaves are changing colors. We got crying.

39:40 Well, I guess we know where I'm retiring. It's beautiful. Live free or die. I loved it there.

39:45 So, Austin uh Austin comes and to get Venita and she's got coffee and champagne and stuff. And Rodrigo comes the fun car. Rodrigo, Venita, and Austin.

39:57 More like live fun or die. Am I right? Yeah. So, um now we go back to Sally's car and I don't know. They're all talking about who's writing. It's a road trip thing. I don't care. So, they're they're all talking about who's going to drive with who. And then there's a long pause and Molly's like, "So, how'd your thing with Craig go?" I mean, I guess Craig's going to be there, so how'd that go? Go ahead. Just talk about it. You know you want to. And Charlie's like, "Oh god, really? We're going to start this right at the beginning? I just got you guys coffee. That cost me $30."

40:26 Okay. Well, um, it was good. And we have talked a little bit since then. God, should I tell her that I helped him hang a painting? God, he's not going to like that. She's not gonna like that because I actually nailed something at Craig's house. She's not gonna like it.

40:42 Well, I want to be level with you, Sally. Oh, no. Do I tell her about the leveling that we did? Oh, no. And she's like, "Well, the other day I told him I get told he's going around saying that you're going to fall in love with him and he doesn't want to hurt you." And she's like, "What? Wait, what?" Yeah. Well, that's what I heard. She goes, "Well, I'm sorry, but like who did he say that he thinks I'm going to fall? Who did he tell that to?" She's like, "Well, he's been saying it to all the guys." And Charlie's shocked. And Molly says, "Yeah, I mean, what if the boys, Molly's trying to like be the, you know, mediator?" And she says, "Well, what if the boys were just twisting what he said and maybe he more said something like, I'm not in a place to date." And Charlie's like, "Well, I mean, right."

41:23 But in her mind, she's like, "That's not what he said either, though. So, how could this have been misconstrued, you So, to anybody who to just save us from some fighting, I pulled up the nukes from last week. Austin, uh, Craig, I'm curious. It's total curiosity. How'd your date go with Charlie? Uh, were there fireworks? Blah blah blah. Craig, for one, it was awesome. It was a lot of fun. So, is it okay to hang out with her a couple of times or do I have to make a decision now? I don't know. I'm overthinking this a lot right now because the last thing I want to do is like have Charlie drop her guard and then me realize I don't like her. Uh, you know, I'm trying to say like, do I just not start going on dates with someone because it might not work out, you know, and you don't want to hurt her or you just kill it?

42:07 And they're like, just have sex with her, you know, like what the hell? Um, and he's like, well, but this is after he just went out with car Charlie to the oyster farm thing and was like, oh, I just date. I don't, you know, I'm just with somebody. I'm not like a multi-purp, you know, person dater. And then he shows up with the guys and he's like, "Well, I don't want to give her the wrong impression." So, like, do I cut it loose now? So, he didn't say he was worried that she was going to fall in love, but that's what he was insinuating.

42:36 Yeah. I mean, Craig is already like laying the groundwork to be like, "You're going too fast and I just got out of a relationship." And like, one thing I've learned is that like if you can't be like all the way in, you don't want to hurt the other person cuz I was the one who was hurt one time. So, I think you're just being like a little bit too in love with me. So, um and Charlie, of course, is all too happy to relay this under the guise of being a good girlfriend, but Sally more sabotaging.

43:04 Yeah. Um so Charlie is now in the back seat like, "Duh, what?" And um Molly's like, "Yeah, I mean, I love Sally, but she's a jealous psycho." Like, what the hell?

43:17 Yeah. No, she's not. She just bought a whole set of chickens and a coupe for a man hoping that he would love her.

43:24 She's not a jealous psycho. She's a jealous farmer. That's right. That's right. So, Sally is like, um, you know, he's the [ __ ] problem. He is. He's the problem. It's him. And Charlie's like, I don't know. I'm scared. She goes, I'm just confused. I mean, the Craig that I know and the Craig I spend time with, I could not see him saying something like that. I'm like, "Well, you should you should pay attention to the Craig who's on TV because you might get a better context of the things he might say rather than the one who hangs paintings with you."

43:56 Yeah. So, Shep loves Bacus in the back seat of the other car. And um now we're talking about Craig and Austin again. So, Whitner asks if they're going to be okay for the weekend, and Craig's like, "Yeah, but he's got to stop attacking me though." Yeah, the Craig the always always the the the retiring I was going to say the retiring flower, the wilting flower, the wallflower, the whatever it is, the soft little piece of goo that can't be attacked. Whitner's like, "That's fair. I mean, wanting someone to stop attacking you is a reasonable [ __ ] position. Am I right?" I try to tell that to my mom whenever she's trying to attack the man, but she doesn't listen.

44:34 It takes two to tango. That means I think like yes we know what we know what it takes two to take out lean chef

44:42 but he but no we know but he does have to spell it out for Craig what can't do it on your own

44:49 meaning I think there's a world where you both say to each other you do you but that's all I try to do and Whitner's like please do not have fireworks in front of my parents my parents can't see fighting anymore they need to know that I live amongst people who were normal. So Austin's like, "Well, first off, everyone, hello everyone in my car. I'm glad that that to have you in my car so I can [ __ ] roast Craig." Yeah. Which I loved actually. He's like, "I'm going to talk [ __ ] We got two hours. This is safe bait. I'm talking [ __ ] about Craig." And Rodrigo,

45:23 start roasting, [ __ ] Better start roasting. Rodrigo's like, "Gay AI. Start roasting, [ __ ] That sounds like a great idea." gay eyeball.

45:35 Gay eye. He just has gay eyes. The way he looks around with his glasses, he's like,

45:43 he's like, "Gay, Bernette." He's like a He's like a silent movie actor. The way he moves his eyes. So, um, Austin's like, "Okay, on my birthday, my jaw was like open and this is while I was eating steak." So, steak was flying everywhere. Get to the point. Get to the point, Austin. Okay. I was like, "You should maybe ask me questions or ask me what's up with Audrey," you know, but he doesn't. And he just goes off like what he hears from other people and then he projects it onto me. He projects it onto me like the way I project baked potato onto his face.

46:12 It's not fair. And really the shrimp cocktail, too, and the cream spinach and really the whole meal just projected on everyone's faces to be honest.

46:20 Did you know the snails are made out of mushrooms? Anyway, did you know I want to roast those mushrooms? Quite literally, actually. So, Vanita's like, "Well, I just feel like it keeps recurring again and again and again and again." And Rod Rico's like, "Yeah, he doesn't even know Audrey's name yet." Like the other week, girlfriend. And we see a flashback to Craig watching them at the bar and going, "Aubrey's just like staring into the water."

46:53 I didn't even catch that he called her Aubrey. I didn't either. That's so funny. Um, so yeah, that's like Craig Connover 101. So Vanita says, I mean,

47:07 not knowing people's names. I love that. Yeah. I mean, how long has this back and forth been going on between the two of them? But I don't think that Austin has the balls to end the friendship with Craig and Austin's going to be like, "Hey, man. So good to see you, bro." Like act like nothing happened. I'm like, "Yeah, cuz that's called straight male friendship."

47:25 Yeah. Where they just everyone they all all act happy and fine and then they talk so much [ __ ] about each other behind each other's backs.

47:32 Austin and Craig done. No, they can't they can't break up. They're like Brokeback Mountain girl. Live free or die. Am I right, girl? So then Rodrigo is like, "Um, did you, by the way, did you tell Audrey about what happened at that birthday dinner?" And Austin goes, "Uh, yeah, I talked to Audrey and long story wet from my saliva." I told her, "We're done."

48:03 Whoa. Why do you have windshield wipers on the inside of your car? I don't know. They just keep going on. They're very sensitive. They can feel moisture on both sides of glass. Live for your wipe. You have tripping. Oh, this is the first time I think I've initiated a breakup with someone that I really love. Like, it's just so heartbreaking. Normally, I just cheat or do something so they have to break up with me. But god, she really wouldn't go. God, that was a real clinger this one. Jeez, she was hanging on by her eyebrows right to the very end. It was sad. And you know, she didn't do anything wrong, unfortunately. So now I look like a real dick.

48:47 So now Whitner's car arrives at Itchy Grass Farm, which is good because we have the residents of Itchy Crotch City arriving. And uh Whitner is like, "Welcome everyone to Itchy Grass."

49:02 And we see I mean it's gorgeous. There's geese. There's canoes. It's like um it's like a very scary um sleepway camp. This is I've never seen Friday the 13th because I'm afraid of horror movies, but I assume this is what Camp Crystal Lake looks like. Maybe you can confirm for me. Um the ponds are pretty small. I don't know. They just look like big mosquito traps to me. And Whitner's like, "Growing up here was idyllic. No rules, no neighbors. You're out there building forts, getting dirty, raking [ __ ] robbing stores, murdering people."

49:35 Uh, so Craig's like, "So, wait, who's what did you say?" Anarchy was like, "You're doing it, baby. You're doing it."

49:43 Yeah. He's like, "Yeah." Uh, yeah. It was real empowering. I was a feral kid most of my youth, you know, and that's why I wake up every day at 5 in the morning, go running, do my taxes, repaint the house, etc. And like, "WHAT DOES ITCHY GRASS MEAN?" HE'S LIKE, "WELL, when we were and when I was a little kid and we moved out here, the grass was tall. Me and my sisters, my sisters were complaining. They said, "We don't like it. The grass is really itchy. I got an itchy ass." So, my dad said, "You know what? We're going to name this farm Itchy Ass." Then my mom, she's a real rebel. She came and she put a G and an R on the sign.

50:17 Don't Don't mess with mama. Welcome to Itchy Grass. Later, we would find out the grass was fine. It was just we had a massive amount of ticks on our legs that went undiagnosed for many years. So that's why they were so itchy.

50:32 Um but yeah, that's the name, itchy grass. Wow. It's part part of the itchy grass syndicate.

50:38 Yeah. So he shows him around. They've got little um little cabins and stuff all over the place. And he's like, "This is Marley's orchard. It's named after the family dog. She would run out here. He'd grab himself an apple, walk back. That fun." God. Might have helped if we actually ever threw a ball for that dog, but we didn't. He just went for any old one that would fall off a tree. That [ __ ] idiot. We named this tree [ __ ] idiot tree. My mom said we're calling it Marley. My mom is a real [ __ ] rebel. Real rebel. We said Marley, someday you're going to do that and you're going to instead of taking an apple, you're going to take a bill that's about to be signed and pull it off the podium and it shall be the biggest rebellious move a dog has ever done. For never happened.

51:26 It looks very different from an apple. Anywh who, uh, my family unquestionably has deep roots in the south, but just because we've been here a long time doesn't mean we're very traditional. Um, which I was like, what? I was like I almost was wondering what are you what are you about to lean into here when you when you say that? But in fact, instead he pivots and says, "Fun fact, Jimmy Buffett was my uncle and my aunt Jane married him and one of the longest running h couples in rock and roll history." So that is a that is a fun fact. I was not expecting a Jimmy Buffett twist to the story. Yeah. He's like, "Yeah, you know, the Buffett proximity had an influence just on our opportunities." And all of a sudden, the world was just this bigger place of people who weren't from the same country club, doctors, lawyers, you know, whatever. Let me tell you, you hang out with that guy for one weekend, Uncle

52:19 Jimmy, you will have an itchy ass. I like I like how he's like, you know, before Uncle Jimmy came around, our life was just confined to the same country club people, the doctors, the lawyers, etc. And then we met Jimmy Buffett and we met a whole bunch of other white people. Our world really opened up after that.

52:37 But these ones had boats and that's what's important. We went from white people on farms to white people on boats.

52:45 Jot rock. So they check it out and he says hi to his mom and she's like, "Yo, dude." He's like, "Whoa, yes. Taking over the country by storm." Uh, so the dog is excited and running around and everything and there's like hugs, etc. And they have this beautiful kitchen. I mean, this parent seems so nice. And everyone meets them and she's like, "Wow, you guys are so tall." She's like, "Gosh, I'm 6'4, you know, and Austin is one inch taller and much wetter. Make sure you bring your poncho." And then back uh in the car, Austin's like, "I don't want to talk about it up here, okay? I don't want to make the topic a point of the evening. I don't want Craig to be like, I was right.

53:32 You're you're not with Audrey anymore, you know, blah blah blah. So, please don't talk about it.

53:36 Rodrigo's like, well, if it does get brought up, you know, you're going to have [ __ ] Shep and Craig and front and center being like, I told you so, so I will be telling them.

53:44 I know. Also, how awful would that be that like you break up with your girlfriend and your best buddies are going to be like, "Told you so." Like, talk about a toxic relationship. I think if anything, Austin comes in loud and proud and that way it shuts Craig up because Craig will be like, "You don't even like her." It's like, "Well, guess what? I dumped her." But you don't even like her, but I dumped her. It's over. But but you're not you don't like you don't you don't even like your girlfriend. Like, if you were together with her, then you also wouldn't like her. You know, like he would have nothing else to say. He ch them right up. Mhm. So Sally calls and um they're talking about what's going on in each other's cars and she's like, "We're just talking about Craig in our car." And Rodrigo says about as how much you love him.

54:31 She's like, "Well, I was filling Charlie in on things that I've heard that Craig has been saying and she needed to know." They're like, "Details?" And she's like, "Well, I heard Craig's been going around basically saying Charlie's gonna fall for him and she does he doesn't want to lead her on, which makes this guy so special, you know, to where, you know, he thinks that Charlie could possibly break his heart." I mean, could you imagine? Charlie's like, I mean, no one's expecting to fall in love. I mean, I'm like, I'm I'm totally fine here. I just nailed a painting into someone's wall. It doesn't mean I'm love with them. Sorry. He's been in his house a couple times.

55:07 Yeah. I'm just alone and and decent. That's it. And Austin's like, "Well, I'll be ALONE WITH YOU, CHARLIE." AND Sally's like, "Wait, but Austin, you have a girlfriend." Yeah, we got to talk about that. Wait, no, I don't want to talk about this at all. Just kidding. And then they're like, "What? What? Huh?" And then like, "Wait, wait, what?" And then Rodrigo's like, "We're about to go through a tunnel, girlfriends." And so they hang up with them because it gets awkward. And then Sally's like, "Wait a second. Are Austin and Audrey broken up? Guys, what did you take from that conversation? And Sally's like Charlie's like, "Well, he said that we'll have to talk about it. I mean, look at Sally. She's giddy. Sally's giddy for this part. Whoa, look how giddy she is." And she is. Yeah. Sally's all excited. She's like, "Okay, he's available." Ding ding ding. So, back in the other car, um Rodrigo's like, "Just

55:58 don't go rush out and get a hand job from Sally." Okay. Not going to get a hand job from Sally. a [ __ ] you idiot. So, we arrive, they arrive at the farm and everything, and Beth is in the in the pantry. She's like throwing around, she's throwing burger buns across the kitchen. Kind of wacky wacky mom that you see in one of those movies, like, "Hey, catch, here are the burger buns." It's like a Sunny D commercial. Um, and then and then Craig is like, "Where am I going?" Which is probably something he asks many times a day. So, they arrive and they're like, "Oh." Sally goes, "Oh my god, itchy grass. I want some itchy in my ass.

56:37 Who says that?" And Sally, no. Literally, I don't think that's a sensation anyone wants.

56:44 Yeah. What is that even? Is that sex? Is that a sexual thing? I want some itchy in my ass. So Wner uh Wetner Whitner and Beth greet the That's what we'd call him if you talk like Austin. Wetner. He's like, "Okay, what's up, girls? Welcome to Itchy Grass. Mama, meet the girls. Y'all are actually here. Put your bras in this bin. We're all going to burn them. It's my mama. It's my mama. She's a rebel. So, they got all go in and everything. He's like, "Well, this is where I actually grew up. Uh, you guys want to see your rooms?" Okay. So, lays the right. This one's here. And sister one, sister two live here, and you're going to be in the room with the giant face of Jimmy Buffett. Okay. Hope you like parrots. Okay.

57:24 So, they start checking out their houses. Venita has brought some gifts for the mom. And then um Austin's like, "Well, thank you for having us to your lovely home. You did lovely." She's just like wiping her face. Uh-huh. Okay. Um I'm just going to walk around with a hamburger bun in front of my face. Okay. I'm not throwing this one. Okay. Just in case this man talks to me anymore.

57:47 Hey hun, any chance we can rename this farm Soggy Grass? Okay. Thank you. So Charlie comes to say hi to Craig and um he's wet and she's like, "Why are you just sweating?" And he's like, "Uh, they put me on grill duty." Uh, so I'm going to be grilling stuff. And so now we meet the dad and they're grilling some stuff.

58:08 Hey, are you making are you making a cheeseburger in paradise? Oh, hi. This is Whitney to say that that was a Jimmy Buffer reference. mother. Can Can we do Jimmy Buffett on Bag Pops? If not, I really don't care. Ally Ally Austin sees Sally and um Sally's like, "Oh my god, hi Austin." He's like, "Why are you looking at me like that? Why are you hugging me like that?" She's like, "I always look at you like that." Like, uh, look at me really tentatively. Not really sure what I mean by that, but I've heard chef say it. Although he pronounced it tentavly, so I'm not really sure. But

58:49 tentavly, I don't know. I don't care which way I say it because we know what I always say. Live free or die, right?

58:55 But man, Sally gets she sees her opportunity and she's immediately like, "How damn."

59:02 I know. Right away. Like, what is wrong with you? But she Well, no, they they did set it up that earlier in the season when she told Audrey basically like, "I love Austin. If he weren't taken, I would just jump his bones."

59:15 I know. But my god, talk about jumping in somebody's grave. Smella, give it a minute. He hasn't even told you yet. Really?

59:22 So, um, Madison comes over and she's left alone with the mom. And so, the mom greets her and she's like, "Oh, hi. Hello there." And she's like, "Wow, you're pregnant." Well, okay. Yep. I I sure am.

59:36 Okay, then. You've got buns in the oven. I got buns in the air. Catch. Okay. Well, you can't catch. Okay. We got a pregnant one who can't catch buns out here. All right. Might be shipping you home soon, honey. Go. Go out there. Go out. Sorry, Tootss. Catching the buns is a bit of an itchy farm, itchy grass farms uh tradition. So, you could try it again. We'll give you another shot. Okay, try it again. Oh, I'll put it again. All right. Well, we'll put you in a remote cabin near the alligators. Enjoy.

1:00:03 Well, I see you're pregnant. I'm glad you're carrying a gift for the patriarchy. Go ahead and go outside and have a hamburger. Toots. Okay. So they uh there's By the way, I want to point out that there's so much arriving and barbecuing in like the the middle section of this episode. It's really like 10 minutes of watching burgers get flipped and people jumping in pools and people milling about doing absolutely nothing. Like I really cannot underscore this enough. It's a lot of filler, which has me believing that next episode's going to be a really good one because sometimes before on Bravo, before a really good episode, they like to time it so that way um that they they don't want like half of the good stuff on this side and half on that side. So, they give like a teaser and then go forward. So, I feel like they're just sort of like treading water just way time to have a really good episode. That is what my fingers

1:00:54 are crossed for. Yeah. So, Venita's trying to get gossip uh or well, Sally's trying to get gossip from Venita on like whether Austin's broken up or not, and she's like, "Well, I'm not going to I'm not going to be the one to tell. I've already been in trouble for telling secrets mostly about vaginas, so I'm not going to tell the secret of that giant wussy." Okay. So, and Sally's like, "Well, we were close in the beginning of summer, and I just love you so much. I just miss our friendship, you know, but there were just some things, you know, when you said that whole thing about Craig." And Venita's like, "Listen, there's big misunderstandings here. It's not you I'm fighting. The only person that I don't like, that I hate, and I can't stand their guts, and I'll be fake to their face, is Craig. Okay. It's Craig. And Craig's doing this thing where he's like he got into the pool and he went all the way to the Infinity

1:01:38 thing, and he just puts his arms up and he's just like squint looking at everybody."

1:01:43 Yeah. But he also thought that since like Craig is like super famous and charismatic that like everyone would join him in the pool and then he could have like a sharks and minnows moment like a you know some sort of like nostalgic like remember when we were like boys and girls and we were like do sharks and minnows and like you should do that in this pool but like no one gets in the pool with him and he's like really upset he's like guys come in the pool come in the pool Charlie you want to prove you can swim you want and she's like I can't I can't I'll actually drown I'll drown but I'll dive in if Sally wants me to I'll do it Sally just for you. Okay, I'll drown. I'll drown for you. But come into the [clears throat] pool, everyone. Come into the pool. But now Sally has seen Craig for who he is.

1:02:22 Um, which is a guy that she hates unless he would actually express interest in her again. He's a deadbeat dad to chickens. So, um, Madison's like, "I made it. I'm here." And, um, so they all say hi to her now. And then we meet um, you know, I don't know. Everybody's just But Sally. Sally's really the big thing here because they're all kind of sitting putting their feet in the pool and Sally's like, "Wow, look at Austin. He's sure looking sexy as [ __ ] Too soon. Too soon." It's like, "I don't know anything. I don't know anything." I mean, he's he's still dating Audrey.

1:02:54 He's like, "No, he called me yesterday and said, I'm not telling the soul." And I said, "Okay, well, I am." So, there you go, everybody.

1:03:04 Yeah. because it turns out that when Austin had called Madison um you know when after he had held Piper for emotional support uh amongst the other things he talked to her about was the fact that he and Audrey had broken up and um and so Sally's like well I kind of feel like a [ __ ] for being happy. She's like no no no no you're just a [ __ ] cuz that's just who you are. It's okay. Like I know I know I got to pee. I'm going to pee right here in the pool. And so he peed in the pool.

1:03:33 He peed in the pool. Who does that in someone else? Like like I don't know like the ocean I get. But like a pool at someone else's like their parents house. I don't know.

1:03:42 Yeah. You know what? It was it was also like a narrow pool. So it just sort of felt like everyone would be like touching his pee in the pool, you know? It wasn't like a big open public pool like a big vast pool. It was just like narrow. And I just

1:03:58 You shouldn't peeing in those either. You shouldn't. No, I agree. I'm just saying.

1:04:02 Look at Ben making rules so Ben can still pee in pools. Mr. Pools, Mr. We got to wear seat belts in the back seat, but we can just piss in that piss on everybody else around us.

1:04:14 All I'm saying is that peeing in that narrow strip, it just was more visceral. It was like you just felt like the pee was circulating around like touching everything all at once.

1:04:22 Yeah. Um, so but of course Austin like And also by the way, keep in mind that Austin is now going to emerge from that that uh literal cesspool with urine on his legs.

1:04:35 You know, they were the first thing to touch. So now Craig is talking to Charlie and he's like, "Oh, was yours right?" She's like, "Well, I mean, we talked about you a little bit. I mean, Sally said that she heard something that you said about me and his jaw drops." He's like, "Oh god, what did I say?" And she's like, he goes, "Well, but she's jealous. You know that, right? Cuz I didn't say whatever she said I said." She goes, "Okay, well, I understand." He goes, "I hate when people get involved in my life cuz now it's going to be a thing, you know? I mean, I regret. Oh god, this sucks." She like, "Well, you know, I'm sorry I even brought it up cuz it's like it's just such a nothing. I mean, you don't have to get all worked up." And he's like, "No, but like I'm ultra sensitive when people get involved in my life." Cut to uh Craig yelling at Austin. You don't even like your girlfriend. Why are you

1:05:23 like your girlfriend? Because you go out with other people. You don't like girlfriends. You're like, you can't even be a person in a relationship

1:05:29 and you've made nothing of your life and you're everything you do is a failure. It's like, I hate when people judge me. This really sucks. But once again, it's another example of Craig saying something and then denying it. Just like he did when he said, "Yeah, Sally's a tornado." after Sally said that she liked him. You know, he went off on her and then denied saying all of that stuff. And then how about how about this manipulation when he says every single week someone has something to say and I just get protective about you. Oh please you get protective. We saw what you said at the guy's dinner night. And also even if you hadn't said that you since when are you protective? Like that is the biggest croc of [ __ ] That is such manipulation. I mean the this my eyes just rolled like left to right. I mean just like a perfect beautiful arc right in that moment.

1:06:17 Yeah. So Charlie's like, "Yeah, I want to believe that Sally's trying to be my friend, but yeah, I'm not really sure about Sally now." And he's like, "Well, you know that we have a great relationship and I know we have a great relationship and like I hope we have a chance cuz you know how I feel about you,

1:06:34 which is that I think you're really hot, but I think I'm getting too attached and I like don't want like you to be so attached cuz you're kind of Exactly." And like I'm just trying to live my life. That's how I feel about

1:06:43 Yeah. I hope she doesn't get the wrong impression, Craig. God, I hope she doesn't get the wrong impression when I say things like, "You know how I feel about you." So then, um, Whitner is like, "Okay, let's go to our cabin." So he drives them around and puts them in the cabins. And Madison's like, "This is like a horror movie. It was scary." And, uh, um, Craig is Craig goes up to talk to Sally and he's like, "Sally, you need to tell Charlie I didn't [ __ ] say this shit." She goes, "Well, came straight from Chev's mouth then, so I know it's true." He even he even said you were a tetate. Whatever that is. You got a problem with it. You talk to him. That's not true. I haven't said anything about Charlie to anyone. Well, I'm hearing straight from that from from your best guy friend. Doesn't matter. It doesn't.

1:07:30 I'm not going to get sucked into stuff. Sally crazy face psycho jealousy person. And she's like, "No one's trying to suck you into anything." But on the on the subject of sucking, no. No. Stop. You hear [clears throat] stuff that blatantly doesn't sound like me. Why don't I get the benefit of the doubt? Oh, Craig, the the biggest benefit of the doubt giver

1:07:52 and it does sound like you. It does sound like you. And he's like, "But it doesn't matter to me. I told you it's not true." And I answer to myself, "Okay. And we're not going to be close anymore cuz I can't trust you." And she goes, "Whatever." And he's like, "I'm telling you, I didn't say it. And I can't stop Shep from making [ __ ] up about me." Okay. So now every guy on the show is making up stuff about you that you never said. So he's like, "Yeah, you know, he's blaming Sally. He's like, Sally obviously is psycho and she's in love with me." And

1:08:20 but the way he also always loves to like withhold his his friendship from people. Well, now we're not going to be as close because you were mean to me, so now I hate you. You know, that's like his classic move because I think that he really sees himself as a superstar asset. And and like and honestly, Craig has become a major star of the show, you know, like he used to be much more supporting and now he really is a lead. He's super handsome. He is successful. Whether it's because of his own doings or Jerry's, it doesn't matter. He is like he is like on paper, as they would say on Long Long Island, on Love Island, you know, on paper he's my type. He He looks great on paper, but he's also believing his own [ __ ] So when he's like, "Well, we're not going to be as close. Like, you don't get to be around me. You get to miss out. You don't get to come to my pool parties where there's a sun shelf in the pool

1:09:11 and a margarita machine. That kind of makes it kind of slushy. You don't get to be part of that anymore. As if anyone cares.

1:09:20 He's like, "Well, good luck finding a hot tub." Maybe next time you could have called me.

1:09:27 Huh? It's not worth me saying what I said again because it was a terrible pun and I'm embarrassed that I even put it on the podcast. So, just please keep on talking. I said something about Margarita Bill. Go on.

1:09:37 Well, maybe next time you could have just called me instead of going to her and spreading all these. And she's like, "She's my best friend." Oh, okay. He's like, "Okay, Sally, do whatever you want." I mean, Sally is ridiculous as well, but he's like, "Okay, you're getting overwhelmed now."

1:09:53 Like, woman getting angry. Put her in a hospital. She's like, "I am overwhelmed because you're all mad children and I can't take it." So, she walks off and then um now Whitner goes to see Shep and uh he's showing him his house and Shep's like, "You don't have to give me a tour. I go to Cuba. You just leave me here alone. I'll figure it out." Yeah, it's be easy for me. I'm just easygoing shepherd right now. So then, um Molly almost walks into a tree branch and she's like, "I almost ate shit." Sally's like, "Yeah, well Craig was really making me believe that he didn't say that." like, "Sorry, I know he said that about you and like it [ __ ] lights a fire in me because like I know you and I know you're better than him, Charlie." And Charlie's like, "Um, yeah.

1:10:39 Am I better than him? I don't know. And that branch was scary. I don't know what to do."

1:10:43 Yeah. But also, Sally, back off. Like, let her let you've already said the thing. Just let her deal with it. Okay. You didn't like this when this was being done to you two weeks ago.

1:10:52 Yeah. And Sally's being 10 times more extra about it than ever was to her. I'd like to also point out.

1:10:57 Yeah. Sally's ridiculous, so but she's funny, so I don't really care as much. And Craig passes and he's like, "Go ahead, keep talking about me. It's fine." She's like, "We're not even talking about you. Not everything's about you." Oh, whatever. And she's like, "Stupid Craig." Yeah. So anyway, like I was saying, Craig said, "You're better." Um, Whitner takes Austin and Rodrigo to their cabin and Austin like, "Wow, look at our cute little dock there, bro. It's amazing." Yeah. Well, welcome to the Dove Cottage. Uh, where you can get drunk and [ __ ] right? Huh? Uncle Jimmy, that was for you. Um, so then Rodrigo is like, "Uh, yeah, air conditioning girlfriend." Yes, sir. So, they basically just get settled in their cabin etc.

1:11:41 Craig goes to see his glamping tent, which is really nice, actually. And then, um, now we go back to Austin and Rodriguez and they're getting ready and Austin's like, "Dude, what the [ __ ] I have a pimple on my face. I haven't had a pimple on my face like 14 years, bro. This is Craig. This Craig pimple.

1:11:58 He literally got so angry in that moment. Like when he saw that pimple on his face, he literally looked like he'd seen a a a a note that was taped on the mirror that said, "I hate you too, signed Craig." And he WAS LIKE, "WHAT? WHAT?" I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?" He's like, "Got a pimple." Got a pimple for the first time in like 14 years. Insane right now. It's a pimple. So Rodrigo puts a cowboy hat on him and he's like, "Just pull it down further. No further. No further. No further." It covers his whole face. He's like, "Okay, I can't see it now." So then they walk outside and they're looking at the pond and Austin's like, "Whoa, Rod, welcome to Brokeback Brokeback Pond, bro." So what's even sadder about Rodrigo is he didn't even make cuz when he said Brokeback Mountain, I was like, "That's such a straight guy joke. He stole the straight guy joke to use this in his confessional." That's so sad.

1:12:49 I know. I know, right? So, they're just sitting talking and um and Austin's like, "Yeah, it's tough not to think about Audrey right now." You know what I'm thinking? God, this is so much fun without Audrey. Huh. It's hard not to think about that. And Rodrigo's proud of him. He's like, "Yeah, I wanted it to work out with him, you know, cuz I like I loved Audrey, but you know, like um I didn't want him to string her along forever, you know." So, he's like, "Well, I've just been thinking about her. Just been thinking about her. God, do you remember what she looks like? I forgot. She had eyes. I remember that. She saw things.

1:13:25 She was blonde, right? Was she blonde? Blonde. There's a plant that was trying to eat her. Um, so then we go to Sally and Molly and Charlie's cabin. And Sally's like, "Uh, she's like, "So, how are we feeling about this bun? Does it look good? Why? It's nice." Right. Okay. Well, that's why America saw this scene. And then we go over to Shep's uh loft and Craig comes over and uh Chef's like, "HO HO HO, and a bottle of rum. I'm reading a cowboy book." Which is funny cuz I just had a pirate thing. Cowboys and pirates, what's your favorite?

1:13:55 Quick, Craig, answer. Craig's like, "Um, I just took an outdoor shower." Oh, are you enjoying the property? Yeah, it's escapism. I'm really into this escapism. I was like, "This is not escapism. You're on a vacation. You're literally You've escaped. Escapism is when you read a book and wish you were on vacation. You're literally on the vacation.

1:14:15 But like sitting in a pool and then looking out and being like, "Wow, I'm in water." Like, when you're with the right person, you can do this all the time. But like, I just wanted to talk to you really quick cuz even though I don't think it's a big deal, Sally made it seem like a big deal. She was like, and then we cut to earlier, and this is the part I was talking about where we don't see what Craig is actually telling Shep. So, we cut to earlier what actually happened with Craig confronting Sally and we Shep is just looking at him and goes, "Wait a minute. I did not say, "Oh, she's in love with Craig." Which is not what Sally said that she said. See, this is a big game of telephone. And why aren't they showing us the proof?

1:14:54 Thank you. Exactly. So, Shep is like, "Well, I did not say she's in love with Craig. I never said that. Gosh, you know, nobody thinks that. No one does. And Craig's like, "Well, now I'm like I'm trying to work on myself, right?" And like, [ __ ] Like hearing a misrepresentation of myself, it just will trigger. And I'm like, I don't want to do this with this stuff cuz look at me. Look at how I'm working on myself. Like how last year I wasn't drinking, but this year I'm drinking. And I'm like telling people like getting mad at Austin because I'm an addict, but then also like still drinking. So like it's like I'm really working on myself really hard right now. Listen, I I'm changed. I say things like triggered now. And chef's like, "But I mean, everyone knows you. I mean, you're not some big badass swinging dick. Everyone knows you're a wuss. I mean, you wouldn't say that about a girl." He's like, "Wow, thank

1:15:46 you. I appreciate that." He's like, "Yeah, I mean, this is on the record. We know who you are, Craig. He's not nefarious. I mean, Craig's not, you know, we he's not like that. We all know that. He's a wuss. He's not only not nefarious, he's also not nefarious, which is how I actually said it for some reason. And so Shep is like, "There's nobody more respectful to females than Craig Conover."

1:16:09 Yeah, leave it. Oh, sorry. I was working on my standup routine. That was just a joke. Leave it up to Shep to be like, "Females." Uh, he thinks white doves are going to fly out of the tree like in Cinderella. She had doves, right? I don't know. Was she the one who spilled rice on the floor? God, I would never marry someone like that. Now listen, someone trying to twist that around is [ __ ] So don't let it trigger you, Craig. Don't let it trigger you. No, I appreciate you. I'm glad I came and talked before I got triggered.

1:16:40 Well, I guess you'll just have to be careful what you say around Sally, cuz women are crazy and hysterical and prone to histrionics. or be careful what they say to you because you were the one who told Sally that and you [ __ ] know it. Now it's being misconstrued because he did. You didn't. No one said in love. But you're acting like you've never heard this and you have no idea where this would come from. Instead of being like, "No, Craig, that's not what I said. I said

1:17:08 you were worried that you're giving her you're leading her on and giving her the wrong idea and that you're going to hurt her and let her down because what if she starts to like you too much or something?" which is what you did say, but chef's like, "Nope, crazy woman alert." Yeah. And so we cut back briefly to the uh the Sally, Molly, Charlie cabin, and they're just still getting ready and stuff and talking about dresses. Sort of show that they have they're just having a nice time. Have no idea that the guys are saying these things about them. And we come back and Cha is like, I mean, I like her. She's fun, but she can be really crazy.

1:17:38 Cuckoo, you know, emotional woman has no rationality or reasonability. Yeah, well, it seems like she's just a gossip now. God, wonder if Austin's gonna leave that [ __ ] stupid girl that he doesn't like with his no wind life. Craig talking about how Sally is just a gossip while he's in here actively gossiping with Shep while the women are literally not even gossiping at all. He's like, "Wow, that's what women do. They just gossip." Women be gossiping, right? She's an agent of chaos. Yeah. She's an chaos agent. Yeah.

1:18:13 Someone might even say a tornado, tornado tornado tornado so that's the cliffhanger. Um, so yeah, it's good to see the show's just still doing the things the show does. We're just having the guys somehow um just into their echo chamber and um [snorts]

1:18:36 the women still somehow just can't help but only focus on these idiots. Yep. Oh, Southern Charm never change and I don't worry that you ever will. God bless you. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Don't forget to go vote for the Golden Krappies. You can find links for tickets, live streaming tickets, all that good stuff over at watchcraftins.com. And we'll talk to you next time.

1:19:01 Byebye.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Southern Charm S11E10: Snitchy Grass Farms"?

Ben Mandelker (Host), Ronnie Carum (Host), Austin (Guest), Craig (Guest), Shep (Guest), Sally (Guest), Madison (Guest).

What is "Southern Charm S11E10: Snitchy Grass Farms" about?

The discussion revolves around the latest developments in "Southern Charm," including its notable nominations for the Golden Krappies, particularly in the cringe category. The hosts also promote their live streaming event and voting opportunities for various award categories, engaging fans in the ongoing excitement surrounding Bravo's popular shows.

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7 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Ben Mandelker, Ronnie Harum, Itchy Grass Farm, Golden Crappies, Jimmy Buffett, Bagpipe Monthly. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Southern Charm S11E10: Snitchy Grass Farms"?

The episode runs 1 h 19 min; the transcript is about 15,770 words in 234 timestamped sections.

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