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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Sworn In Using the Quran - Ep 984 CTI LIVE
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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Sworn In Using the Quran - Ep 984 CTI LIVE", an episode of Andy Frisella published January 2, 2026 (1 h 50 min, about 21,683 words). It mentions 96 people, works and ideas, including Andy Forcella, Donald Trump, Unknown Armed Forces Radio DJ, 75 Hard, New York City, New York.
What this episode is about
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was recently sworn in using the Quran, marking a significant moment in the city's diverse political landscape. This event highlights the intersection of faith and governance in NYC, reflecting the mayor's commitment to representing the city's multicultural fabric.
Key takeaways
- Energy drinks: Late-night fuel or sleepless doom? Balance caffeine with your circadian rhythm's wrath.
- 75 Hard: The mental marathon that outlasts fads, sculpting grit over six transformative years.
- Viral on Twitter or bust: Real-time engagement is this year's social currency.
- Pumpkin spice: The beverage we love to hate but gulp in desperate times.
- Job seekers, heed this: 'Learn on Andy's dime' doesn't fly. Bring skills or be blocked.
Who speaks in this episode?
- Andy Frisella (Host) · 1 h 11 min speaking
- DJ (co-host, last name unclear) (Host) · 33 min speaking
- Emily (last name unknown) (Guest) · 1 min speaking
- Joe (last name unknown) (Guest) · 1 min speaking
- Laura (last name unknown) (Guest)
- Carter Ray (Guest)
What is discussed, and when
- – 10:00: Andy Forcella, 75 Hard, 75 Hard, Twitter
- – 20:00: New York City, New York, Bernie Sanders, Leticia James, New Year's Eve
- – 30:00: Colombia, New York City, New York, Ramsey Kasum, Atlas Shrugged
- – 40:00: New York City, New York, Artificial Intelligence, New Year's Eve, Steve Sullivan
- – 50:00: Donald Trump, 75 Hard, 75 Hard, Twitter
- – 1:00:00: Donald Trump, Alex Epstein, COVID-19 pandemic, F-16s
- – 1:10:00: Joe Biden, Twitter, F-16, Instagram
- – 1:20:00: SNAP, EBT, RFK Jr. / RK Jr., SNAP
- – 1:30:00: Medicaid, Twitter, Section 8, Shawn Ryan
- – 1:40:00: VA, Andrew Bailey, Derek Wida, Mike Yoder
- – 1:49:47: Unknown Armed Forces Radio DJ, Carter Ray, silver coins, Yankee Candle
Notable quotes from "NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Sworn In Using the Quran - Ep 984 CTI LIVE"
What is up, guys? It's Andy Forcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to [ __ ] reality. Guys, today we.
about Andy Forcella · atUnfamiliar with 75 hard, it's the initial phase of the Live Hard program, which is the world's most famous mental transformation program in history. And you can get that full…
about Live Hard Program · atTwo, we are looking for experienced AI engineers. If you have experience and you could prove it and you are good, we are looking for that right now. Okay.
about Artificial Intelligence · atWe have to meet New York City's first baby of 2026. Born as the ball dropped and the birth broke a streak. Oh, baby. so it's a pair of Manhattan parents.
about New York City, New York · atYeah. Well, his latest move of cabinet picks, this headline reads, Zorhan Mdani eyeing lawyer who defended al-Qaeda terrorist for top city hall job. [clears throat] so there's this controversial attorney lawyer.
about Ramsey Kasum · atLet's check this clip. because President Trump says, No more Somalians in the US. He's done. Let's check this clip out.
about Donald Trump · atSo today J1, right? into the new year, it's kicking off. Snap bans on soda, candy, and other foods. They take effect in five states.
about SNAP · atIowa, Nebraska, Utah, and West Virginia, have begun enforcing new rules that bar SN SNAP recipients from buying soda, candy, and other foods deemed unhealthy.
about EBT · at
Who and what is mentioned in this episode?
People
- Andy Forcella — Person · Host · 3 mentions · first at
Primary on-mic host driving the episode’s commentary, headlines, and calls-to-action (website, hiring, and his programs). - Donald Trump — Person · Referenced political figure · 4 mentions · first at
Frequently referenced in the episode regarding US politics, immigration, taxes, and presidential performance; hosts critique his administration's actions and call for pressure from supporters. - Unknown Armed Forces Radio DJ — Person · Co-host · 3 mentions · first at
On-mic co-host who reacts to clips, asks questions, and helps steer segments (NYC mayor, SNAP bans, Trump commentary).Goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to [ __ ] reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ cruise the [ __ ] internet live.
- RFK Jr. / RK Jr. — Person · Referenced policymaker/advocate · 2 mentions · first at
Mentioned in connection with SNAP/EBT policy reform and the 'Make America Healthy Again' agenda pushing restrictions on junk-food purchases with government benefits.Safety net program, once known as food stamps. so this is being pushed by RFK Jr.
- DJ Cruise — Person · Co-host · 1 mention · first at
Co-host of the podcast, contributing to discussions and banter.Goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to [ __ ] reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ cruise the [ __ ] internet live.
- Ramsey Kasum — Person · Referenced controversial cabinet pick (lawyer) · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as a lawyer Zorhan Mdani is considering for a top City Hall job; hosts debate the appropriateness given Kasum's history defending al-Qaeda-linked clients. - Joe Biden — Person · Referenced political figure · 2 mentions · first at
Mentioned in passing in connection to federal government and as part of critique of national policy and federal spending.Happen. And we think collectively we don't hold any power because we have people like Joe Biden saying [ __ ] Oh, well, we'll just [ __ ] F-16 you.
- Alex Epstein — Person · Referenced expert · 2 mentions · first at
Mentioned in the context of political corruption and scandals.You've alienated the people that voted for you. You called them [ __ ] idiots for saying anything about the Epstein list when you [ __ ] campaigned on it.
- Leticia James — Person · Referenced official · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as participating in the midnight swearing-in ceremony of the NYC mayor; hosts reference her role and attire.Said in a brief speech. now he did two separate he did two separate swearing in ceremonies. There was one right after Midnight with Leticia James who dressed up I believe she was dressed up as like a Tala Per character or.
- Bernie Sanders — Person · Referenced political figure (participated in swearing-in) · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as having participated in a later swearing-in ceremony for the mayor; hosts reference him in conversation about political symbolism and ideology.As like a Tala Per character or something media or some [ __ ] but then he did another one with Bernie Sanders a little bit later on in the day. this is the clip. Let's check it out.
- Shawn Ryan — Person · Referenced expert (intelligence/behavior) · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as someone who examined Hunter Biden and is characterized as skilled at detecting deception; hosts reference talking with him.It was interesting watching It was interesting watching him try to like tell Shawn, who is a [ __ ] was in the CIA who's an expert in human behavior and can tell if you're lying to him before he comes out of your [ __ ] mouth,.
- Scott Van Pelt — Person · Referenced media personality · 2 mentions · first at
Referenced for his on-air reaction to a New Year’s broadcast moment; used to amplify the hosts’ commentary about mainstream media.Bro, did you see Did you see Scott Vanpelt's [ __ ] reaction?
- Muhammad Khalil — Person · Referenced legal/political case figure · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as a pro-Palestinian Columbia student allegedly defended by Ramsey Kasum; used to connect Kasum to controversial activism/terror-related defense work.He defended that Khalil dude, Muhammad Khalil, right? the pro Palestinian student at Colombia who got you know detained and you know deported and all that good stuff, right?
- Andrew Yang — Person · Referenced political figure · 3 mentions
Mentioned briefly in passing; not central to discussion. - Bal Muhammad — Person · Ambiguous reference (name used in segment about first baby / later as part of a full name) · 2 mentions · first at
Appears as a name in the ‘first baby of 2026’ discussion and again within ‘Muhammad Khalil’; transcript does not clearly disambiguate whether it’s a standalone person or shorthand.We have to meet New York City's first baby of 2026. Born as the ball dropped and the birth broke a streak. Oh, baby. so it's a pair of Manhattan parents.
- Steve Sullivan — Person · Audience member (chat participant) referenced on-air · 1 mention · first at
Cited from the live chat as asserting Mdani is a ‘plant,’ reinforcing the hosts’ narrative. - Chris Stapleton — Person · Not substantively used in provided transcript · 7 mentions
Entity appears in the extraction list but is not clearly mentioned in the provided context; may be a false positive or from an omitted portion. - Amadu Nanga — Person · 1 mention · first at
Her proud parents are Steve and Steve. No, even better. and Amadu Nanga. What are they? 75 years old. I don't know. I know this. I don't think What was the name of the kid?
- Soros family — Person · 1 mention · first at
He attended law school on a fellowship funded by members of left-wing activists, the Soros family.
- Brad Little — Person · 1 mention · first at
The yesmen for sure I was just getting my sister-in-law and is a lobbyist for Brad Little in Ohio the Ohio governor or the Idaho governor the [ __ ] she told us about how rude…
- Derek Wida — Person · 1 mention · first at
Are my age that served overseas that are [ __ ] up. They have injuries or they require like Derek Wida who [ __ ] lost his leg and he's got to go to the VA and they [ __ ] him…
- Mike Yoder — Person · 1 mention · first at
Who's never been in but understands a lot of [ __ ] Mike Yoder. Somebody suggested Mike Yoder.
- Andrew Bailey — Person · 1 mention · first at
Andrew Bailey would be somebody.
- Carter Ray — Person · 1 mention · first at
Yeah, man. Guys, Andy, that's all I What's up, Carter? It's Carter Ray.
- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) — Person · 1 mention
- Governor Tim Walz — Person · 1 mention
- Grady Judd — Person · 1 mention
- Sulla — Person · 1 mention
Books & papers
- Atlas Shrugged — Book · Referenced ideological reference · 1 mention · first at
Referenced as a book that argues the consequences of collectivist economic systems; hosts use it to argue against socialism.[ __ ] if you're that lazy, just [ __ ] read the summary. You'll understand. When the producers have no incentive to produce, they don't produce. And everybody [ __ ] starves. This is why every time communism has ever been implemented,.
- Quran — Book · 3 mentions
- Talmud — Book · 1 mention · first at
[ __ ] going on. but if you want to go find out what actual Jews think of Jesus, go read the Talmud and see what it says.
Companies & orgs
- Medicaid — Company · Referenced organization · 1 mention · first at
Discussed in the context of welfare fraud and program misuse.Equals a 14.2 billion loss to fraud or overuse. same thing in Medicaid, 71% they exceeded the 12-month transitional aid period. That's $10 billion in improper payments. Section 8, 65% of people on section 8, they stayed three times.
- VA — Company · Case study · 2 mentions · first at
Discussed in the context of healthcare for veterans.You guys need to start talking about getting rid of the VHA. The care they provide is medical negligence at best. A thousand% it is. That's one of the things that pisses me off the [ __ ].
- YouTube — Company · Platform · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned as a platform for streaming the podcast.Please. Yeah, we got Twitter rolling, we got YouTube rolling. where else should we I mean feel like it's new year. We got to go some other places.
- Snap Inc. — Company · Referenced organization · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in the context of policy changes affecting food assistance programs.So today J1, right? into the new year, it's kicking off. Snap bans on soda, candy, and other foods. They take effect in five states.
- Section 8 — Company · Referenced organization · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in discussions about housing assistance and program misuse.Exceeded the 12-month transitional aid period. That's $10 billion in improper payments. Section 8, 65% of people on section 8, they stayed three times longer than HUD guidelines. That's three billion in unreovered subsidies, right?
- FDA — Company · Referenced organization · 3 mentions
Mentioned in passing without detailed context - Instagram — Company · 2 mentions · first at
Divide between the halves and halves nots. And I've said I said this in my Instagram story yesterday, but and I mean this is real [ __ ] If you're somebody who has ambition and…
- HUD — Company · 2 mentions
- Andy Fcella Motivation — Company · 1 mention · first at
We throw in a real talk and you know Q&A. We do that over on our other channel which is Andy Forcella motivation and sometimes we have 75 hard versus where people who have…
- Disney Channel — Company · 1 mention · first at
Oh, man. What is this? Disney Channel.
- chat GPT — Company · 1 mention · first at
[ __ ] dude. Go into chat GPT or whatever and ask it to summarize it.
- Yankee Candle — Company · 1 mention · first at
His list of stuff he's pulled out of people's butt was a full-size pumpkin spice scented Yankee candle.
- ActBlue — Company · 1 mention
- ESPN — Company · 1 mention
- IRS — Company · 1 mention
- Kalshi — Company · 1 mention
- VHA — Company · 1 mention
Products & tech
- 75 Hard — Product · Business focus · 3 mentions · first at
A mental transformation program promoted by Andy Forcell.How they use the 75 hard program to get their [ __ ] together. If you're unfamiliar with 75 hard, it's the initial phase of the Live Hard program, which is the world's most…
- SNAP — Product · Policy focal product (government program) · 2 mentions · first at
Central to a policy discussion: several states are restricting SNAP purchases of sugary drinks and junk food — hosts applaud and critique aspects of the program and fraud. - EBT — Product · Government benefit (case study) · 2 mentions · first at
Discussed as the payment instrument used for SNAP benefits; hosts debate restrictions on what EBT can buy and fraud concerns. - 75 Hard — Product · Digital program mentioned (host's program/segment) · 3 mentions · first at
Repeatedly referenced as the host's mental transformation program; promoted within the episode with a CTA directing listeners to an episode to get the full program free.Were before, how they were after, and how they use the 75 hard program to get their [ __ ] together. If you're unfamiliar with 75 hard, it's the initial phase of the Live Hard…
- Live Hard Program — Product · Business focus · 1 mention · first at
Promoted as a follow-up to the 75 Hard program. - Mental Transformation Program — Product · Business focus · 1 mention · first at
Promoted as part of the Live Hard program.Unfamiliar with 75 hard, it's the initial phase of the Live Hard program, which is the world's most famous mental transformation program in history. And you can get that full…
- SNAP — Product · Case study · 2 mentions · first at
Discussed as part of welfare reform, focusing on fraud and misuse of benefits.States moving to restrict purchases under the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, the $100 billion safety net program, once known as food stamps. so this is being pushed by RFK Jr.
- ChatGPT — Product · Incidental · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in passing as a tool for summarizing books.[ __ ] dude. Go into chat GPT or whatever and ask it to summarize it.
- Wood Chipper TV — Product · Business focus · 1 mention · first at
A hypothetical show concept discussed by Andy Forcell.We're going to do pay-per-view wood chippers.
- Medicaid — Product · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in passing in the context of government programs.Equals a 14.2 billion loss to fraud or overuse. same thing in Medicaid, 71% they exceeded the 12-month transitional aid period. That's $10 billion in improper payments. Section 8, 65% of people on section 8, they stayed three times.
- Section 8 — Product · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in passing in the context of government housing programs.Exceeded the 12-month transitional aid period. That's $10 billion in improper payments. Section 8, 65% of people on section 8, they stayed three times longer than HUD guidelines. That's three billion in unreovered subsidies, right?
- Audible — Product · Incidental · 2 mentions
Mentioned in passing without promotional context.Which is the world's most famous mental transformation program in history. And you can get that full program for free at episode 208 on the audio feed. Again, that's episode 208 on the audio feed.
- MasterClass — Product · Incidental · 2 mentions
Mentioned in passing without promotional context. - SiriusXM — Product · Incidental · 2 mentions
Mentioned in passing without promotional context. - Calm — Product · Incidental · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in passing without promotional context.That's right. [clears throat] [ __ ] This stuff's spicy.
- Netflix — Product · Incidental · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in passing without promotional context.Oh, bro. That was I feel like I'm watching Netflix.
- F-16s — Product · Referenced product · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in the context of military aid to Israel.In weapons in September. then just announced another 8.6 billion for some F-16s. All right. And what did we get out of that, Andy? What do the American people get out of all…
- F-16 — Product · 1 mention · first at
People like Joe Biden saying [ __ ] Oh, well, we'll just [ __ ] F-16 you.
Concepts & topics
- Artificial Intelligence — Concept · Strategy · 2 mentions · first at
Mentioned in the context of hiring AI engineers and the impact of technology. - Make America Healthy Again — Concept · Policy/agenda · 1 mention · first at
Referenced as an agenda tied to RFK Jr./policy push to restrict unhealthy food purchases on SNAP/EBT; frames public-health-oriented policy changes.Right. Exactly. so the effort targets chronic illnesses like obesity, diabetes, tied into the Kennedy's Make America Healthy Again agenda, and it focus on sugary drinks and…
- EBT — Concept · 6 mentions
- rugged individualism — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
We will replace the fragility of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism. If our What does that mean?
- W-4 — Concept · 2 mentions
- Live Hard program — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Their [ __ ] together. If you're unfamiliar with 75 hard, it's the initial phase of the Live Hard program, which is the world's most famous mental transformation program in…
- Constitution of the State of New York — Concept · 1 mention · first at
That I will support the Constitution of the United States the Constitution of the State of New York the Constitution of the State of New York and the charter of the city of New York.
- bystander effect — Concept · 1 mention · first at
And ambition and you replace it with collectivism, everybody it's it's the bystander effect. Everybody else thinks everybody else is going to do the work and I'm just going to…
- Israeli prize — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Ally? Well, Trump just became the first non-Israeli to receive the Israeli prize. That's what we get out of it. That's great.
- globalist agenda — Concept · 1 mention · first at
Then they said, Okay. And dude, it went on and on. And this is 100% about the globalist agenda about impoverishing and creating a massive divide between the halves and halves…
- Tax revolt of 1978 — Concept · 1 mention · first at
- Epstein list — Concept · 1 mention · first at
You've alienated the people that voted for you. You called them [ __ ] idiots for saying anything about the Epstein list when you [ __ ] campaigned on it.
- Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program — Concept · 1 mention · first at
It's the first wave of at least 18 states moving to restrict purchases under the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, the $100 billion safety net program, once known as food stamps. so this is being pushed by RFK Jr.
- silver coins — Concept · 1 mention · first at
So it ha there would have to be something else that people bartered or you know silver coins or [ __ ] whatever that would replace that system because the first thing they're going to do is going to they're going to say, Oh,.
Places & events
- New York City, New York — Place · Primary setting/topic · 5 mentions · first at
Many storylines revolve around NYC: the new mayor, first baby born in 2026, policing concerns, policy reversals, and local cabinet picks. - Twitter — Place · Platform referenced · 6 mentions · first at
Hosts reference posting, virality, and where clips will circulate; used as a distribution platform for show clips and political discourse.The stream, please. Yeah, we got Twitter rolling, we got YouTube rolling. where else should we I mean feel like it's new year. We got to go some other places.
- New Year's Eve — Event · Setting · 3 mentions · first at
Mentioned as the backdrop for the podcast's recording and discussions.[clears throat] New Year's Eve and Andrew, I'm not Listen, I haven't seen there hasn't been any AI flags on it. no notes, no nothing. NYPD has not commented as of the time of this recording. so I.
- Colombia — Place · Referenced location · 2 mentions · first at
Mentioned in passing in discussions about political figures and events.He defended that Khalil dude, Muhammad Khalil, right? the pro Palestinian student at Colombia who got you know detained and you know deported and all that good stuff, right?
- YouTube — Place · Platform referenced · 1 mention · first at
Referenced as a streaming platform for the show and for viral clips.Yeah. Yeah. we're gonna have to start saying like if you want to see the viral clips from tomorrow, you got to watch the show live.
- Soros — Place · Referenced financier (extraction label mismatch) · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in the flow of discussion as a funding source for fellowships/left-wing activism (the transcript references 'Soros family'). Extraction incorrectly labeled as 'location'; interpreted as reference to financier George Soros / Soros family.[ __ ] is another Soros based [ __ ] paid for by Soros. And ain't that magical that you know all the policies that he cancels out, right?
- COVID-19 pandemic — Event · Referenced event · 1 mention · first at
Mentioned in passing as part of broader societal discussions.Started getting greedy and they started saying, We need more. And then what they do? They shut down the world. And then they said, Okay. And dude, it went on and on. And this…
- Super Bowl — Event · Setting · 6 mentions
Mentioned in passing during the discussion. - World War II — Event · Referenced event · 3 mentions
Mentioned briefly in historical context. - Sesame Street — Place · Cultural reference · 2 mentions
Mentioned briefly as a pop-culture reference; not central to the episode's primary themes. - Crown — Place · Referenced location (brief) · 1 mention · first at
Named once with low confidence; likely a local venue or neighborhood reference in New York context but not expanded upon.[clears throat] He takes the oath on the crown as he sworn in as New York City mayor.
- Venezuela — Place · Incidental · 1 mention · first at
Briefly mentioned in the context of geopolitical discussions.Venezuela is now militarily escorting oil shipments. Russia has assets.
Media & podcasts
- Full Metal Jacket — Media · Referenced work · 1 mention · first at
Referenced in a humorous context comparing obesity in the past to present.Private Pile and Full Metal Jacket.
- Joe Rogan Experience — Media · Referenced work · 5 mentions
Mentioned in passing during the discussion. - The Joe Rogan Experience — Media · Incidental · 2 mentions
Mentioned in passing without promotional context. - Omar — Character · Low-relevance mention · 3 mentions
Single low-confidence mention with no substantive context in the transcript.
Full transcript with timestamps
audio. What's up, chat? Hello children. [clears throat] Man, I feel like it's been since last year since I saw you guys.
Thanks. Thank you. Oh, I'm a new year, new jokes, new me. You know what I'm saying? Oh, man. It's going to be good. What's up, chat? How's everybody doing? Oh man. Dude, I'm scared because I feel like I need to take an energy drink right now,
but then I feel like it's too late, right? Like what what do you what should I do?
Uh, wear it. Should I do one of the Oh, I don't know. I got some emergencies. Yeah.
There we go. This should help, right? Does this It helps you, right? I don't know. I don't know if it does or it doesn't.
Just do it. I just do it. Yeah. Be a man. Yeah. How do you open this [ __ ] thing?
Uh, you twist it. Got it. New year, new DJ. Yep. Oh [ __ ] Which ones you got there?
Um, I have a spiced pumpkin latte. Are you serious? Yeah, you gave them to me. Man, I did.
Spice cider. Oh, yeah. You did give them to me, though. Yeah, because they're gross. Yeah.
Well, you know, desperate times. Yep. Yep. Shalom, brothers and sisters. All right, let's get it going. You ready?
All right. Oh, man. What is up, guys? It's Andy Forcell, and this is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to [ __ ] reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ cruise the [ __ ] internet live.
That's what we got going on. If you're unfamiliar with the show, we do have shows within the show. This is CTI live. Uh do that a few times a week. Sometimes we throw in a real talk and uh um you know Q&A. We do that over on our other channel which is Andy Forcella motivation and uh sometimes we have 75 hard versus where people who have completed the 75 hard program come on the show. Uh they talk about how they were before, how they were after, and how they use the 75 hard program to get their [ __ ] together. If you're unfamiliar with 75 hard, it's the initial phase of the Live Hard program, which is the world's most famous mental transformation program in history. And you can get that full program for free at episode 208 on the audio feed. Again, that's episode 208 on the audio feed.
There is a massive group of people uh starting 75 hard between now and Monday. Uh I know there's people starting today. I started today. Uh a whole bunch of people starting tomorrow. and you know to Monday. So, uh you guys should get in on it. All right? It's not a [ __ ] fad. Fads don't last for six [ __ ] years and transfer tens transform tens of millions of lives.
All right. So, get in on it. Uh with that being said, we do have a fee for the show. Fee is very simple.
Don't be a [ __ ] hoe. Show the show. Yeah. All right. I'm already a little agitated. Just let everybody know. Yeah. So, this is probably going to be a [ __ ] incredible show.
Um I'll probably be all over Twitter tomorrow. Yeah. again. There's our first one for the year.
Yeah. Yeah. You know, we're gonna have to start saying like if you want to see the viral clips from tomorrow, you got to watch the show live.
That's right. You know, so that's right. Yeah. Yeah. That's right, man. We got uh number one on the books.
Yeah. You know how uh it's funny how, you know, we've been talking about this don't pay tax [ __ ] for like the last three months and now all of a sudden it's caught on everywhere.
Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's right. And they all thought of it on their own.
That's right. That's right. Yeah, man. Uh, but hey, I you know what? I'm glad. Cult movement's movement.
That's right. I don't give a [ __ ] if I get the credit or not. I just want [ __ ] [ __ ] to change.
That's right. [clears throat] [ __ ] This stuff's spicy. H, that stuff's nasty. I got these if you want one of mints.
We'll see how this one goes. I kind of like it, but like um Yeah. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome evening. Um, we got
Yeah, guys, don't forget to repro repost the stream, please. Yeah, we got Twitter rolling, we got YouTube rolling. Um, where else should we I mean feel like it's new year. We got we got to go some other places.
Yeah, I mean I you know I think we need to expand our our streaming footprint repertoire.
Yeah, there we go. Look at that. Oh, look. You are your vocabulary. [clears throat and laughter]
Yeah. So, uh Yeah. All right, man. Oh, man. Yeah. Good job. I'm proud of you. Happy New Year, guys. Happy New Year. you know, it's a great it's, you know, it's good. Things are good. Things are rolling. I'm excited for uh for 2026.
Um I know you're excited. There's a lot of big things happening this year. Yep.
Um you know, uh and I want to say this, too. By the way, uh our team right here,
we are looking for I'm looking for a couple different job sets just so I'm just going to say it on the show.
Where do where do we [ __ ] email in? It's careers at Andy Forcellar, right? So, careers atforcella.com. I'm looking for a few great people. If you don't know how to do the [ __ ] I'm about to say and you apply,
you're on my list now. I'm [ __ ] blocking you from the [ __ ] stream. Okay? Because when I put out the email about,
hey, I was looking for a personal assistant. I got all these [ __ ] people that were like, I've never did it, but and I clearly said in the thing like you you have to have experience.
Yeah. Okay. I just want to say I love [ __ ] This ain't learn on Andy's dime. That's right. We got we I need the best. So, what I'm about to say, I just want you to know
I'm looking for a point andoot [cough] videographer who is very experienced that can document on a daily basis what will be the greatest [ __ ] year that you could ever get on film because of the [ __ ] that we have going on. Okay. Two, we are looking for experienced AI engineers. If you have experience and you could prove it and you are good, we are looking for that right now. Okay. Careers atypyforcella.com. If you're if you don't know how to do that [ __ ] and [clears throat] you apply I I'm going to I'm going to send you a [ __ ] box of [ __ ] on fire to your house. They might like that though.
I'm just saying. Yeah. Only apply if that applies to you. Oh man. Um yeah, dude. Um, let's see what we got. It's New Year's. Uh, New Year's Day.
Um, New York. And don't [ __ ] DM me. Don't [ __ ] send me a message. Say, "I'm your guy." Write a [ __ ] email like a professional with your references and your resume and handle it like a professional.
Someone said, "I'm out." Yeah. Like, bro, it's just it's just annoying. It's like, dude, I'm not your [ __ ] mentor. Like we got these emails in her like, "Oh, bro, it's such a great opport No, [ __ ] It's a great opportunity."
[ __ ] Anyway what? Somebody said, "Will the box be signed?" [ __ ] dude. Bro, I have Emily reading me the [ __ ] apps and it's like, "Hey, this is Steve. I've never done [ __ ] before, but
right Andy, [ __ ] dude. Andy, I sharpen crayons for three years straight. I'd love to be your
and I ate them, too. I can be your crayon flavor tester. [ __ ] dude. Oh, man. Yeah, that's right.
That's right. [clears throat] Yeah. But yeah, so New Year's Day, uh, you know, New York's a big place for New Year's every year.
Um, yeah. Did you see the dude that won the 300 grand? Oh, did you see that? Did I see that?
Do you have it? Oh, do I have it? All right, let's talk about it. It was [ __ ] awesome. Uh, wait, we might be talking about two different people.
The guy who bet on Kashi that there would be a gay couple. The gay couple. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Okay. All right. Yeah. So, because this is so, you know, this live coverage of of of New Year's Eve going into New Year's Day, this was uh this was the clip. This this is the balls dropping. Let's check this out.
Literally. All right. Pretty normal. Okay. All right. Cool. Sweet. All right. Got a burger. That's nice. And Oh, there he goes. [snorts]
It's so gay. Oh, bro. That was I feel like I'm watching Netflix. Oh, man. What is this? Disney Channel. What's that?
Oh [ __ ] If I wanted to watch that [ __ ] I'd be [ __ ] tuned in to Disney man.
Bro, [ __ ] man. Bro, did you see Did you see Scott Vanpelt's [ __ ] reaction? No.
You know who Scott Vanpelt is, bro. They were watching it on Sports Center. Oh, yeah. On ESPN.
And he goes, "What the?" AND HE GOES, "WHAT KIND OF LOVE DO we have?" Like, dude, it was so funny.
A [ __ ] up thing, bro. They're He's going to get fired. They're going to fire.
No, they can't fire Scott Vampel, bro. He's a [ __ ] legend. That That [ __ ] would stop watching.
You think so? Oh yeah. Scott Vanpel Sports Center is the only one worth watching.
Mhm. Yeah, bro. He He was so caught off guard, but I think everybody was, man. Like, nobody wants to see that [ __ ]
bro. I want to see that. You know, I I Yeah. I mean, some people might want to see it.
Nope. Nobody wants to see regular people do it. Unless they're girls. That's right. That's right. [clears throat] But um in that spirit, New Year's Eve, you know, one of the big things people always look for is the first baby born.
Yeah. After New Year's, Muhammad. Uh we have to meet New York City's first baby of 2026. Born as the ball dropped um and the birth broke a streak. Um Oh, baby. Uh, so it's a pair of Manhattan parents allegedly uh who had the first baby uh in 2026. Weighed 7 lb 2.8 ounces, 21 in long. Um uh her proud parents are
Steve and Steve. No, even better. Um and Amadu Nanga. Um What are they? 75 years old.
I don't know. I know this. I don't think What was the name of the kid? Uh they they haven't even named him yet.
Okay. They haven't even named him yet. I think they're probably going to go with something more traditional like OJ or something. Um I don't think they're supposed to be here, bro. I'mma say it. I f I don't say the elephant in the room. Uh I don't know. They look like regular black people to me.
No, no, not with those. Well, he does. No, bro. That's his fifth wife and 40th baby.
Look, I don't know. I can't speak on that. I don't [ __ ] know. That's your territory. But that's [ __ ] up. Joe ain't even miked up. They can't even hear him. Joe says she still wears fruit baskets.
Oh man, man. Yeah, man. I mean, congratulations, guys. Yeah, first baby of the year.
Yeah, those are big things, man. Those are big things. Um, so yeah. Uh, with that though, um, we have a lot to cover.
Yeah, as always, guys. Remember, uh, Shell, you like to, um, review numerous articles.
You think you sound real smart there, huh? That was a good one. Look at this guy. He's speaking normal English. Thinks he's splitting the [ __ ] atom.
New year and new me. You know what I'm saying? Got it. Um, how many questions you gonna ask me this year?
One. Just one. Uh, guys, if you want to watch or look at any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyforcella.com. You guys can uh find them all there for you. Um, let's stay in New York, shall we? There. There's a big topic happening in New York, you know, guys, shall we? headline number one.
Do we have to? I mean, we kind of have to. We actually kind of have to. Um, let's check in with New York City.
I'm all hated out. You got a little bit more in there. Yeah, I I got to dig deep tonight. You know what I'm saying? [ __ ]
Um, you got a little bit in there, dude. Yeah, I believe in you. Okay. Headline one, man. Let's go to New York City. We got Zorhan mom Donnie. [clears throat] He takes the oath on the crown um as he sworn in as New York City mayor. I'm gonna piss a lot of people off today. Let's talk about it. Um so socialist Zorhan Mdani became mayor of New York City just after midnight Thursday, taking the oath of office um as he placed his hand on the Islamic Quran in a private ceremony. Um, in doing so, Mam Dani, who's a Democrat, uh, was confirmed as the first Muslim leader of America's biggest city. Um, quote, "This is truly the honor and the privilege of a lifetime," the 34year-old said in a brief speech. Um, now he did two separate he did two separate swearing in ceremonies. There was one right after Midnight um with Leticia James um who dressed up I believe she was dressed up as like uh a Tala Per character or
something um media or some [ __ ] Um but then he did another one with Bernie Sanders a little bit later on in the day. Um this is the clip. Let's check it out. I Zanwami Mandani
I Zanwame Mandani do solemnly swear do solemnly swear that I will support the Constitution of the United States
that I will support the Constitution of the United States the Constitution of the State of New York
the Constitution of the State of New York and the charter of the city of New York
and the charter of the city of New York and that I will faithfully discharge the duties
and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of the office of the mayor of the city of New York.
of the office of the mayor of the city of New York. according to the best of my ability.
According to the best of my ability. So help me God. So help me God. Oh, just too socialist. Look at that. [clears throat]
And u you know it he kind of he went out, you know, started going uh he had his little speech. I was getting major Obama vibes.
Of course, major Obama vibes, right? I mean, let's He speaks well. Let's pick a Yeah. Let's Let's pick a 34y old no experienced community organizer who's popular on social media. It's the same exact play.
It's the same play. This is going to be their guy to run for president after There's no doubt.
Yeah. 100%. What's the age requirement for president? 35. 35. Oh, yeah. He's got it. He's got it. They're pushing him up. Um, you know, one of the
It's the same play as AOC. Let's let's pick an an ignorant woman from the bar who can resonate with the young people.
It's it's the same play. They don't care about getting the job done. They care about putting someone that appears to appeal to people
that will uphold their ability to continue to run the play of oppressing United States citizens, stealing money, all the [ __ ] And the whole reason that he got elected legitimately, okay, and we can argue whether this is right or wrong, but it was actually pretty [ __ ] smart, is the guy made good social media clips.
Mhm. And this guy got elected because he made social media clips. And when they asked everybody who was the other candidates, what's the first thing you're going to do after you get elected?
You know, free [ __ ] No, they all said the same [ __ ] They said, I'm going to go to Israel. I'm going to go to Israel. I'm going to go to Israel. And then they get to Mandami, you know what he says? I'm gonna go to the the burrows,
which is the right [ __ ] answer for any. Okay? And so you have the leftwing that's [ __ ] tired of Israel. You have the rightwing who's tired of the corruption of Israel. And so, and then you have all these people that can't afford to [ __ ] live and you offer them, like you said, free [ __ ] And then I'm not [ __ ] with Israel and and I'm popular on social media and you know, people don't understand
what his policies actually mean. And my concern and what I think they're going to do here is they're going to prop this guy up and fix a lot of the problems legitimately under the old rules of enforcement to make it look like his policies are working to escalate him up.
Yeah. Right. Yeah. I I don't think they're going to let this guy socialistic policies will never fix a city. No. Ever. They never will.
No. So, what I'm saying is they're going to apply strategies that would work to make it look like socialism is actually working
for sure. And and dude, that's I mean, that's what I see happening for sure. I I don't think the powers of be are going to allow this guy to fail.
They can't allow him to fail. Um, now [clears throat] he had a speech again. I was getting some some I was getting a little Obama a little little uh
Newport menthol two books there. Yeah. Yeah. So, one was like a pocket-sized Quran from the library in New York.
Um and the other one was like a traditional full size. Okay. So, we got people being sworn in on Qurans.
No. And again, unpopular opinion, right? I'm a constitutionalist. Okay. [clears throat] My issue is more or less with the fact that you have a guy who I do not believe aligns with any American values. Right? The Constitution says freedom of religion. Cool. You want to you want to Dude, if you want to pray to a toaster, as long as you have good moral values, I don't care. I do not believe this dude has good moral values, though. That's my problem. [clears throat] I don't believe he truly stands for American culture.
I don't think he stands for anything. I think he stands for himself like all these other people. Somebody came to him along the way and said, "Hey, you should do this. We'll back you and you do it."
Right. Right. Right. And I think that's what this is. You know what I'm saying? Like he's doing all this socialist [ __ ] He doesn't believe in that. He's a capitalist, dude. His wife's wearing $600 [ __ ] heels. Like that trench coat's [ __ ] 1,200 bucks. Like I like
if more than that, [clears throat] probably. And and you want to you want to kind of lecture, you know, people who are already working their [ __ ] ass off and and lecture them on how to [ __ ] you know, they need to pay more. Like [ __ ] bro. I'm not with you.
Yeah. Um, now his Obama vibed [clears throat] speech that I got, right? It had a little it had some hints of of Newport menthol and you know what I'm saying? Like you know I I felt it. [clears throat] Couple of red flags, a few red flags. Uh here's one and I would like you to tell me what you what your thoughts is on this little clip. Check this out. We will replace the fragility of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism. If our
What does that mean? Replace individualism with [clears throat] Well, I mean, that's the uh the definition they've come up with for toxic whiteness that is actually uh posted on the internet. Mhm.
Um, but when the collect when you don't have rugged individualism and ambition and you replace it with collectivism, everybody it's it's the bystander effect. Everybody else thinks everybody else is going to do the work and I'm just going to sit around and the shit's going to get done. Which is why socialist and communist agendas cause the crumbling of societies.
So, you know, it's it's just a false ideal. It doesn't work. like you have said for couple of years, that's a soft way of saying you don't have an individual identity.
That's right. You don't have a n national identity. We're going to softly introduce is everybody is same. That's what he's trying to say,
right? Exactly. It's like you have the And that sounds [ __ ] terrible. Well, it it doesn't to people who are lazy. It does it to people who don't have ambition. It doesn't to people who can't afford to eat and can't afford to live. What they hear is we're going to benefit off of the work of the other people in the collective. And then the other people in the collective decide that they're not going to work anymore and then society crumbles. There's a whole [ __ ] book about this called Atlas Shrugged. Okay, it it's but people won't read it because it's long.
I mean, [ __ ] dude. Go into chat GPT or whatever and ask it to summarize it. Like, [ __ ] if you're that lazy, just [ __ ] read the summary. You'll understand. When the producers have no incentive to produce, they don't produce. And everybody [ __ ] starves. This is why every time communism has ever been implemented, which is what socialism is.
For sure, dude. People don't understand that. Elaborate on that. Like, people don't understand.
Socialism is the language that they use to allow communism to materialize. No, everybody knows at this point in time that communism doesn't work. All right? Only the [ __ ] idiots say [ __ ] like, "Oh, well, it wasn't the right kind of communism.
They didn't do it the right way." [ __ ] Every time communism has ever been installed in history. The only result of it is mass genocide because they cannot [ __ ] make it work on their ideas.
So they have to kill everybody who challenges it. And the people who challenge it are the the the highskilled, the intelligent, the ambitious people. All of these times in history when communism took over, they murdered the people who could produce so that people would have to be dependent on the system. And they had no when you have ideas that are so bad that you have to kill the people who oppose them, they're not good ideas.
Okay? And that's happened over and over and over again. And people can understand communism bad,
but they don't hear communism when they hear socialism. Right? So socialism is a is a deflective language that they use to introduce communist ideals that's been going on since the beginning of [ __ ] time.
Okay. So it's a language. It's a word language game bro. Just like what you're saying. The meddler in the chat is saying socialism is communism with a smile.
Exactly. It's very accurate to what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. So let's move on. Well, so the other I mean this guy gets in, right? So it's day one and I didn't I didn't know they even started this early with the mayor stuff up there, but um he gets in, he gets rolling. Um he's issuing sweeping uh executive orders. Um wiping out pretty much everything that Eric Adams put in. Um he's been [clears throat] rolling. Um he uh put in five literally right after that ceremony and his speech and stuff. He put five initial ones in that revoked all orders issued by Adams after September 26, 2024. Um, which was the same day that Eric Adams was slapped with the the federal corruption charges and all of that stuff. Um, [clears throat] and and so that's been going in. Um, you know, which is interesting. But one of the things that that I thought was really interesting and this kind of like fell through the the the wayside a
little bit. Um but did you see that you know he he has his staff and and people
hold on go back go back. He vowed to reissue certain Adams era orders from that period of time including one that would maintain the office to combat anti-semitism.
Oh yeah. Ain't that interesting? Mhm. Mhm. Where where's the office to combat anti-whitness
or anti-Americanism or or really anything other than you know that. Yeah. Mhm. No. Well, it's about to go full circle.
Yeah. Oh, it's about to go full circle. Um but but this little thing swiped to the like it kind of fell to the wayside though. Um, [clears throat] I'm not sure if you guys saw this, but you know, he has a cabinet and people that he brings in on his team and and and then hires in. Like he hired the first uh female something fire commissioner who never was actually ever a fire fireman. That's cool. Um, are we not past that? Are we not past the [ __ ] understanding that hiring the first this based off of something that has to do with gender and skin color or whatever is not a [ __ ] good idea? Yeah. Like, how the [ __ ] are we not past that?
Not only that, like I mean like it's kind of hard to be the first, dude. It's 2026 now, bro. Like,
I'm pretty sure there's been a lot of first that like they kind of taking it all. Like,
let's let's let's take the first non-experienced fat lesbians and put her in charge of the fire department or the police. Like, you know what? She's qualified because she's a fat lesbian.
Yeah. It has to be the first though. That's right. That's right. Was she ever held hoes? Nope.
No, she's afraid of him. No. No. [ __ ] dude. Oh, man. Oh, man. But yeah, so he brought this,
bro. You can't like dude, one Listen, man. That worked out for you. I was your first black co-host, right?
Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Work. Yeah. But then we had to bring the other podcast back. Like look, dude, you know,
it's hard for me to comprehend the lack of [ __ ] common sense and intelligence amongst large groups of people.
That's just what I'll say. Yeah. Like it's hard for me to understand it. Yeah. Well, his latest move of of cabinet picks, this headline reads, "Zorhan Mdani eyeing lawyer who defended al-Qaeda terrorist for top city hall job." Um, [clears throat] so there's this controversial uh attorney lawyer um Ramsey Kasum, okay? Uh who who Zorhan's tapping to be uh his his uh chief counsel. This dude defended al-Qaeda terrorist. Okay. Now, let me ask you a question, Andy, because I'm not I'm not a biologist or anything, so I don't know how this works, right? But let's say let's say you you got charged with murder, right? Wouldn't you want like the top murder defense cap like like attorney on like representing you?
Yeah. Okay. If you were charged with like embezzlement, right? You want the top embezzlement attorney, defense council, right?
Yeah. So if you're a [ __ ] terrorist, that's a good point, right? I mean, come on, man. You know what I'm saying? Put him on a team, dog.
He does believe in in in Marit see the best of the best. Am I seeing this wrong? I don't know.
I don't know. I think that's a pretty good point. That's a fair argument, right?
I'm not sure I would have put that together, but that's a good one. I'm saying, dude,
you are on it, dude. Yeah. This does not make sense to me. And again, like we talk we I know we talk about this, guys, right? the demoralization of this country. We've said it when when he first got elected.
We we we got in the [ __ ] city. Yeah. That was allegedly attacked by radical [ __ ] al Qaeda Muslims.
Right. All right. Now we have the lawyer. What is he? The top lawyer. Yeah. He's going to be the chief counsel.
Okay. The chief counsel who is defending al-Qaeda in New York City. Like dude, what the [ __ ] How crazy is that? Right now, I want to go full circle.
I mean, it only makes sense if everybody there knows that uh that al-Qaeda is not actually behind it,
right? And who would be because here's we all know. Okay. All right. Stay with me now. Yeah. Okay. 2026. It's a hot moment. Um his [clears throat] attorney or this guy uh who who defended a bunch of guys, right? He defended uh that um Khalil dude, Muhammad Khalil, right? the the pro Palestinian uh student at Colombia who got you know detained and and you know deported and all that good stuff, right? He also defended this dude I met Al Darby um who was convicted of blowing up a French oil tanker in 2002, right? Um, [clears throat] this dude Kazum, the attorney, okay, was born in Syria, um, who also engaged in anti-Israel protest at Colombia, where he attended law school on a fellowship funded by members of left-wing activists, the Soros family.
Okay, let's put some ducks together here, right? So, you have this guy who's an attorney who goes to law school. This [ __ ] is another Soros based [ __ ]
paid for by Soros. And ain't that magical that you know all the policies that he cancels out, right?
It's interesting. The only one they leave in is the one to combat. Come on, man.
Bro, and also it it's like okay, so these Muslims are anti-semitic allegedly. Allegedly, but they're funded by Jewish donors.
Right. So you got the whole world complaining, Israel included, Netanyahu included personally criticizing Mandami for being the mayor and the United States for electing a [ __ ] radical Muslim anti-Jew hater uh as mayor who was actually financed by the Jews. Okay,
how does that make sense? It it it makes perfect sense. Makes perfect sense if you know what the [ __ ] going on. Mhm. Mhm. Now, I don't know how hot New York City is going to get. Again, I'm not praying I I would not hope for the downfall of any American city, right? New York City I and I, my opinion, I believe, is one of the greatest cities as far as what it represents for this country. Um, you know, but what I do know is this clip that's been going out and going viral right now, um, there's been boxes of NYPD uniforms being dropped off at precincts. Um, check this clip.
So, I don't know if there's mass mass resignations going on. I don't know what's happening.
Well, I mean, you've seen uh The Dark Knight right? Mhm. Where uh they assassinate uh they try to assassinate uh the mayor or whatever. Mhm.
And they all dress up as police officers and Oh, yeah. Joker. That great movie reference by the way.
Um, yeah, man. I don't know. Let's get the chat involved. Let's see what the So, is that do are the boxes thought to be mass resignations or someone just dropping it off?
There's been no There's been no explanation. This was the the night New Year's Eve is what what the reports are coming in. um [clears throat] New Year's Eve and uh Andrew, I'm not Listen, I haven't seen there hasn't been any AI flags on it. Um no no notes, no nothing. NYPD has not commented um as of the time of this recording. Um so I don't know, dude. There's there's a lot happening here.
Yeah. I mean, do we know that that's not AI? Don't know that it is. Don't know that it isn't.
Yeah. At this time. H um you know and uh that's the problem with AI. That's the problem with AI, dude. Yeah.
The shit's getting really good, dude. Um you know, but again, I'm not praying for the downfall of any of our cities, dude. This this scares me though. That scares me.
I mean, look, and that scares me like I feel like be a [ __ ] hole. It scares me that like people think that this shit's going to work. When you're a little kid and you're stupid and your mom tells you, "Hey, don't touch that stove cuz it's hot. Cuz I got burned by it." But you're stupid as [ __ ]
What happens? You touch the stove. Yeah. And you get Yeah. So, we got a bunch of uneducated people. We got a bunch of people that are disconnected from reality. They don't understand how the world really works. They are idealists. They've been brought up in a different world. They've been taught different things. They don't understand anything other than, "Oh, he's gonna give us free [ __ ]
and he's not with Israel. I like free shit." Yeah. I don't like Israel. I don't like Yeah. Exactly.
Right. Yeah. Well, here's what I know. That's a really hot [ __ ] stove up there.
Yeah. But it's pretty funny how, you know, he he's, you know, in the media he's anti-Jewish, but then he's funded by Jewish donors and the people around him are funded by Jewish donors
and doing things that are in the interest. You know, it's it's almost like I don't know. It's almost like why why do we let people in go-karts with parachutes attached to them fly over the most secure [ __ ] border in the world?
That's right. You know, like it's almost it's almost like that. You know, it is that.
Okay. So, look how happy that white lady is. Oh, she's so happy. Oh, yeah. She can't wait. She How many yard signs do you think she has in her hall of
right now? Well, guys, jump in on the comments. Let us know what you guys think.
Uh Steve Steve Sullivan, you're right. He's a [ __ ] plant 100%. 100%. People earlier in the chat were saying NYC forgot 911. What's your take on that?
Well, I mean, the kids that are vote the kids that are for them are 20 years old, bro. They weren't here alive.
They weren't even alive. So, how can you ask them to remember something that they never witnessed,
you know, and then on top of that, you know, most people at this point in time have accepted the reality that that was a false flag in terms of how it came together and that it was also funded by Israelis. So, you know, I don't think 911 holds the weight with the younger generation because they weren't alive when it happened. Um, and the ones that were are now discounting the legitimacy of it actually being uh some sort of terrorist operation, you know, that that was completely developed by, you know, Osama bin Laden, right?
Surface level terrorist. A bunch of dudes that [ __ ] you know, [ __ ] goats, right?
You know what I'm saying? What I mean, you're going to tell me that these [ __ ] got go-karts and put parachutes on them and flew across the most secure [ __ ] most technologically advanced border wall in the [ __ ] in in history and just
Yeah. You know, but but but that 20 25 years ago they uh they were they were so great that they could fly [ __ ] planes even though they'd never even seen one.
Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense. Makes sense, man. Makes sense. But guys, we're gonna take some time.
Yeah. See, here we go. Danny's talking about it right here. He's got 80% of support from people living in NYC under 10 years.
That's a great point. Yes. Great point. Yes. And that's why the youth appeal, that's why the whole
like they're trying to cater to the people that you're talking about who have forgotten about how things were 20, 30 years ago.
Yeah, that's a great point. Well, they're going to find out. Michael from Super Chat earlier said, "I'm from Brooklyn originally and people that voted for him should not be allowed to leave regardless of how bad it gets. He is a snake oil salesman and idiot bought it. A lesson to be learned."
Yeah, that's a good point. Someone in there said, "I'm for Jews because I'm for Jesus."
Go back. I'm for Jewish people because Jesus was a Jew. But definitely a lot of shady stuff going on. Yeah, you're but also you have to remember that the Jewish people that are spoken about in the Bible are not the same Jewish people that we're talking about today.
Okay? And if you look back in their lineage, you could clearly find that out. So it's there's a yes, there's a lot of [ __ ] going on. Um but
if you want to go find out what actual Jews think of Jesus, go read the Talmud and see what it says.
Not only that, you've always said it's not all the Jews. Not all the Muslims. It's not it's not your everyday Jewish dude that lives down the [ __ ] street. It is people who have assumed the identity of Jews who are using the persecution of Jewish people as a shield that's been going. That's why when you say it's all the Jews, you're just doing exactly what the [ __ ] they want you to say. [clears throat]
So, yep. Chad, what else we got going on, man? How how's everybody new year going? Hopefully, it's off to a great start. Somebody [clears throat] said Jesus would be considered an anti-Semite right now.
Correct. That's right. No, that's actually correct. That's why it's Christianity and not Judaism. He was a Jew
by birth. Yes. Right. Yeah. That doesn't mean he represents and then when they try to tie it together is Judeo-Christianism. That's not true.
It's not a real thing. Okay. Because what those people say is that what they think is you're a bunch of dumb cattle. You're a bunch of dumb [ __ ] peasants. We're the chosen people. You don't know any better. But Judeo-Christian helps you cross that bridge from you believing in Jesus Christ to believing how we believe.
You're too stupid to know. So we're going to we're going to help you come to our side and understand.
Right. And if you believe that Jesus is burning in extrem then how can how are you for me at all?
Correct. Right. it it listen dude this is all available it's just people have become too religiously ignorant and by the way if we're being honest the it shouldn't even be a discussion when it comes to our government because the whole [ __ ] federal government was based upon the idea of separation of church and state
right so the fact that Christians or Jews or anybody talks about these biblical principles when it comes to the foundation and the formation of our government is an irrelevant argument according to the constitution What's up, bro?
Anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, we appreciate you uh being here this this fine evening. Uh let's keep let's keep cruising, shall we? Got some more to cover.
Yeah. Let's get to headline two. [clears throat] Um let's cover some Somali stuff, right? Uh, I have a feeling we'll talk about it, shall we? Yeah. Uh, mortifying moment. Anti-Trump Minnesota mom suddenly cut speech short after admitting fraud is bad.
What do they call this? A Freudian slip. It happened twice in a row. Happened twice. Isn't that magical? Yeah.
Let's dive into this. A Minnesota mother who spoke out Wednesday against the Trump administration's freezing of childcare roughly uh cut her remarks short after admitting that fraud is bad. Let's check this clip.
If child care is cut, I'm unable to work or go to school. I understand fraud is bad.
Uhoh. Oh, I wasn't supposed to say that. Please help me. I can't do this no more. [ __ ]
It's okay. She's so strong. She's so strong. No, she's terrified she's going to get [ __ ] punished by her own community.
What can you say after that? So, so we'll play the play the next clip. Yeah. Well, I mean, then it gets worse cuz you know that white lady behind her, let's step into her defense.
Yeah, beef. And bring in the beef. Somebody in the chat, sorry to interrupt, but somebody in the chat brought up a good point. She's saying that if I don't have child care, my kids won't eat or whatever. And she has a big diamond ring on her on her.
I didn't see that. Yeah, let's check. Great point. Whoever pointed that out, if childc care is cut,
go to school and she holds I understand fraud is bad. Wait for it. Wait for it.
Look at that. Oh [ __ ] Also, uh do you have the clip of uh of [ __ ] P Diddy Jr.
giving his talk? The guy who got his record stolen? Oh yeah. $2,000 pair of glasses.
That clip. Yeah. $3,000 chrome heart glasses. Yeah. Anyway, let's see the next clip.
Yeah. But then, you know, then you got uh corn dog beef skillet coming in the defender. Um let's see what she had to say.
And I do see some signs over here that say stop fraud. And I agree. Stop it. There are wait lists for these programs that are years long. There is fraud. There is
Uhoh. Okay. Uhoh. What was she about to say? She was about to say there is fraud everywhere
and this should be not looked at any like she got herself caught in a [ __ ] loop before she even finish both of them.
Both of them being a criminal is hard. They know there's a fraud and you know why there's a wait list [ __ ] [ __ ] years long because they're getting paid millions of [ __ ] dollars to do it.
Holy [ __ ] I bet there is a wait list cuz we're all on it now. Yeah. Oh, I signed up this year.
I'm a [ __ ] daycare entrepreneur, dude. Hey man, what do you do for work? I run daycarees.
Yeah, that's right. In Minnesota. Yeah, it it's it's crazy, man. It's crazy. Now,
both [clears throat] of these women, they can't even justify cuz what they're trying to say is there's fraud everywhere. Why are you looking at this fraud?
Right. Right. Right. And they can't they realize you can't say that. So, you know, it's it is what it is. You can see it right there.
That's the problem [clears throat] with speaking a lie. You have to maintain it. Yeah.
If you're speaking a truth, you would not And under pressure, people crack. Exactly. And if you're speaking truth, you would not be as hesitant as that.
No, I I love how they both just folded. Yeah. What are you going to say? What? Okay. What the the first woman, the Somali woman, what could have come out of her mouth after that that would have made sense? I understand fraud is bad,
but hold on. So, what comes after that? We know that the word but. Yeah. Right. However, there's some type of transition there. Yeah. Right.
Same thing with her. She was trying to say there's fraud and her next word was going to be everywhere.
Right. Right. So, we have to excuse this fraud. That's right. Yeah. No. No. I know fraud is bad, but
she needs to [ __ ] go on a [ __ ] diet. 75 hard lady. Yeah. No, it's [ __ ] dangerous for her.
Somebody in the chat said it's the final boss. Yeah. Final boss away. I mean, that's the epitome of the of the the type of women that are [ __ ] everything up.
Oh, those are brunches, bro. Those are brunches bro. Do nothing, sit at home, don't accomplish anything, don't do [ __ ] take up causes that you don't even [ __ ] know about to and scream at the world about how they're they're [ __ ] racist for not agreeing with you. No, lady. You don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about.
All while your fellow Americans are [ __ ] getting pillaged. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Um, now [clears throat] on this situation, um, Trump had a lot to say about this,
uh, he has something to say about this. Let's check this clip. Uh, because President Trump says, "No more Somalians in the US. He's done." Let's check this clip out.
It's interesting the timing of when that came out. Isn't it interesting? Yeah. Like, you know, there was a certain clip that got 200 million views uh, over the last three days, and now all of a sudden Trump's talking about it.
No more Somalies. Yeah. Let's check this out. and they contribute nothing. The welfare is like 88%. They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country. I'll be honest with you. Okay. Somebody would say, "Oh, that's not politically correct. I don't care. I don't want them in our country." Their country is no good for a reason. Their country stinks. And we don't want them in our country. I could say that about other countries, too. I can say it about other countries, too. We don't want them to hell. We got to We have to rebuild our country. You know, our country's at a tipping point.
We could go bad. We're at a tipping point. Yeah. And you're in charge and you're the one not doing the [ __ ] required to fix it.
Yeah. Not at all. Okay. You're right. Your word the words coming out of your mouth are correct.
Yeah. But uh the actions that follow those words don't seem to be uh the same. Yeah. Now, I want to dive,
you know, they they they're claiming about how oh, we arrested 92 Somali. You arrested 92 random [ __ ] people that have an IQ of [ __ ] 60, bro. Okay. You're going to tell me that these Somali who have an average IQ of 68 somehow came up with this [ __ ] plan to defraud the government?
That's interesting because do you think they also came up with the plan to donate half of the money that they defraud the government out to Act Blue?
Like they come up with that plan too, right? Like with the plan to make sure they got kickbacks.
Yeah. I mean, look, listen. I'm going to say this right now and I mean this. Okay, Donald Trump, you've lost touch with your [ __ ] base. You've lost touch with reality of what people actually want to see. And the people around you are either not telling you the truth or you're [ __ ] in on it.
And if you're not in on it, I would appreciate for you and I to have a discussion so I could inform you about what these people really want.
Okay? So, this can go on Twitter and, you know, you can have your people call me and I will get my [ __ ] happy ass on an airplane and I'll sit down and enjoy a [ __ ] Big Mac with you and we will [ __ ] get real clear about what people actually want because the [ __ ] around you are either full of [ __ ] or you're in on it.
Yeah. And that's where people believe right now. Okay. And and here's the thing. A
lot of people believe that. Yes. And here's the thing. Okay. I said on last show, you're going to go down as the president who had the opportunity to fix this country and chose not to. And you might say, "Oh, well, that doesn't really [ __ ] matter." Well, you know what? It's going to matter because your kids are never going to your kids are going to get black ballalled in America. Okay? Your legacy is going to be ruined. The Trump name will be a [ __ ] joke. And I know you care about those things. No.
And you should. And I believe I truly believe that deep down he still cares about America. Maybe I'm stupid for [ __ ] thinking that, but I I personally believe that he needs to understand, and I stand by what I said on the last show, everybody who voted for him, everybody who's stood for him, everybody who's stood by him, you guys need to [ __ ] put pressure on him. Real talk.
So, and it needs to be relent, it needs to be unrelenting pressure to do the things that he said he was going to do.
Yeah. 100%, dude. Now, I mean, here's the thing, though, right? Okay, good. They they they froze the the child care payments that are going to Minnesota. Um that's good and dandy. Um I would like to hit on a topic that Trump just mentioned, right? I mean, you know, he's talking about these Somali that are here in this country. Um he doesn't like their country.
If you don't [ __ ] like them and then why the [ __ ] are they here? They could be gone tomorrow.
Very easily. Yeah. Right. But more importantly than that though, Andy, I mean, do you really think that at this point in time Americans would have like let's be real. At this point in time, would Americans have a problem setting up legitimate checkpoints to [ __ ] remove these people at mass quickly?
Would you have a problem if you were a legal American pulling out your driver's license and proof for the next 3 months while they worked these [ __ ] out? Cuz I'm going to tell you right now, I wouldn't. No,
I'd be happy. I don't have anything to [ __ ] hide. I'd be like, "Here you go, [ __ ] America,
right? Get the [ __ ] out." Right. You know what will happen if they start doing that? They'll start the narrative. Oh, they want to see your papers. And I do want to see your papers.
Yeah, we do. That's exactly right. I figure you got to show your papers to buy a [ __ ] fifth of alcohol.
Hey, that you're correct. We do want to see your [ __ ] papers. Yeah, I have no problem showing my [ __ ] papers.
Same. Yeah, exactly, dude. Yeah, I've come here. I have papers. Yeah, but like dude, look, I'm not No one's I know there's people online that are saying America needs to be all white people. I don't agree with that.
I think America needs to be [ __ ] Americans. I think the idea of America is one of the greatest [ __ ] ideas in the history of [ __ ] human history. Yeah. Okay.
The idea where people who share the same cultural values can come together and work together to build great things. And it has worked very well until recently when we started to allow these people to come into our country who do not share our values, who have no intention of sharing our values, who won't learn the language, who come from these places where literally in 12,000 years their biggest accomplishment is learning how to [ __ ] hijack oil tankers and live in mud hunts. They can't even figure out how to [ __ ] create any kind of civilization at all. And we're letting them come here and just do that [ __ ] here.
They stole more than the GDP of Somalia. That's Yeah, I know. But that's Dude, there's so much more to that. Yeah,
they Where is this fraud? Where why is this fraud being allowed? Why Why is this happening? And who's doing it?
And where's the money going? And why is the money going? No one's talking about that. You know what? What? Do you know where Somalia is strategically? It's in a It's in a very strategic place across from Israel that allows them to [ __ ] control a whole bunch of other [ __ ] So now all of a sudden they're trying to look at Somali uh Somalia as some sort of strategic [ __ ] air base which they've already built there.
Like bro, this is about occupying a and they got to pay for that. How do they pay for that? Oh, they're not. We are.
Right. Right. So now we're getting [ __ ] robbed to pay for a strategic [ __ ] area for a country that isn't even our country.
Let's talk about that, dude. Because here's the thing and we say this all the time guys listening to the show if if you have been listening for any amount of time you know we try to pay attention very closely like there's always this happening right thing
but while this is happening look over here there's something else exactly don't don't say anything about the $8 billion that Trump sent to [ __ ] Israel don't say anything about the [ __ ] 20 military jets he just gave them say anything about all this other [ __ ] that's been happening while this is happening Let's but let's talk about it.
Let's talk about because here's something interesting DT and president respect you bro.
Um you know but if we can say that the people you know that are here not contributing you know you mentioned the 88% on welfare not contributing to a society not contributing to this country right there's a few countries that are not contributing to this country. However we're letting them [ __ ] pillage us for billions of dollars as well. We need to talk about that. Um, you know, one of the things you go back, you know, from when Trump first got in office, immediately sent eight billion to Israel. Um, just sent six billion in in weapons in September. Um, then just announced another 8.6 billion um for some F-16s. All right. And what what did we get out of that, Andy? What do the American people get out of all those billions of dollars going to our closest ally? Well, you know, Trump just became the first non-Israeli to receive the Israeli prize. That's what we get out of it. That's great.
Only costed us almost $40 billion. Yeah. But you know, you know, our people can't [ __ ] eat, but you know, get up and work.
Yeah. Congrats on your Israel prize, bro. Yeah. I'm not with it. How about an American prize? Why you [ __ ] Oh, you know, like, dude, look, man. It's it's it's shocking to me. And this is what makes me think that he's completely like surrounded by these people um who have no [ __ ] idea of where the American people are because you you claim to be this big [ __ ] American patriot. Okay. And you want to be you want to be beloved by the American people. that do we agree that he wants to
I I feel like that's that's I think that's a very important thing for him. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you think he wants to go down as the greatest president of all time? I do. He talks about it all the time. I'm the greatest president of all time. Maybe ever,
right? Um that's all going to go down the drain and it already mostly has like and what I said last show is the truth. Until we see the Epstein arrests, until we see the corruption arrests, until we see the stolen election arrests, I mean, [ __ ] you haven't even fixed the voting problem.
Yeah. Co, we're within [ __ ] 8 months now or 11 months of of the next big election. You haven't even fixed the [ __ ] voting problem.
Mhm. Why not? You see what I'm saying? And people say, "Oh, well, the courts take time and this." Yeah, I understand that. There's also uh there's also been times in history that set precedent for things to actually get done very quickly, like when Abraham Lincoln suspended the Constitution. And by the way, people loved it.
Mhm. Okay. We need to get these [ __ ] out. He needs to hold people accountable. And if he doesn't, what I said will happen. His name will go down in the history books as the guy who lost America. all of his family, everybody with the Trump name, all of his associates will be seen as the laughingstock of this [ __ ] country forever, forever and ever. And he may not have to live with that, but Don Jr. will
and Eric will and and his daughter will. Yeah, they all will. And this whole idea, he keeps talking about the MAGA movement. Bro, I don't know if you've checked the temperature, but uh there's far less quote unquote MAGA people than there was even two months ago.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, and I think and I and far less, not a little bit less. Yeah. Let me let me I'll push back because I I I've been thinking about the voting thing and the only reason I can think that there hasn't been big push. What I believe is going to happen is that I would say probably a month out from the old elections, there'll be the reform. And the reason I I believe that's happening is because
because then they can't figure out a way to [ __ ] it. You can't give them too much [ __ ] time to figure like, bro, there's loopholes to [ __ ] everything. And these people know and they're going to figure it out.
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So that's the only piece. And that's not me hanging on to Donald Trump or like that. That's just me being like I wouldn't [ __ ] release it that quick because [snorts] I know these [ __ ] cheat. Yeah.
And more importantly, I'm going to make sure I put the system in place to catch them when they do. You know what I'm saying? But if you give him too much [ __ ] time,
he already can catch them based upon the the evidence that's being produced now.
Yeah. All right. So, you know, I look, bro, he's failing. It's that simple. Donald Trump is [ __ ] failing. And he can look at all these things and say, "I did all these things." And and people can say, "Oh, he did all these things." Yeah, he's done a couple things. Yeah,
for sure. Okay. But at the end of the day, people are still struggling. People are still struggling to pay for things. Okay. That's ultimately what people [ __ ] care about.
Okay. Now, if the economy was great, and this is the [ __ ] weird thing, you know, in 2019, nobody was talking about Israel. No one gave a [ __ ] No one gave a [ __ ] Okay. And all this same [ __ ] was happening, but nobody cared because nobody noticed it and people were able to [ __ ] afford their lives. Okay.
Yeah. This [ __ ] didn't just start happening this year. But what do you always say about corruption?
Oh, absolute corruption corrupts absolutely. Absolute corruption corrupts absolutely. So there is no point in time where corruption or tyranny stops itself.
Okay? It's always more and it's always more and it's always more and it's always more. And just like, you know, when when you make endless amounts of money, eventually money doesn't excite you.
When you when you when you know, like I'm far less excited about new cars than I was when I got my first new car, right? Um
I you know, unlimited women, right? You you you eventually it stops losing its thing. Okay? Gamblers, same thing. You you got to gamble more and more and more and more and more to get the same [ __ ] feeling,
right? It's the same with power. M okay. And these [ __ ] had it locked down, bro. They could have just continued to [ __ ] run the country. Nobody would have questioned it. Nobody would have said anything. But they started getting greedy and they started saying, "We need more." And then what they do? They shut down the world. And then they said, "Okay." And and dude, it went on and on and on. And this is 100% about the globalist agenda about impoverishing and creating a massive divide between the halves and halves nots. And I've said I said this in my Instagram story uh yesterday, but and I mean this this is real [ __ ] If you're somebody who has ambition and has the goal to be financially successful, the way things are moving right now, you probably got 24 months to really make it happen. Like you can't afford to take a day off. You can't afford balance. You can't afford uh the luxuries because the
opportunity that's always existed is going to cease to exist. Okay? And that's real [ __ ] And I've been right about [ __ ] everything that I've told you guys for the last five years in regards to this. I told you five years ago, six years ago, that being pro-America was going to come back in style. I told you that being patriotic was going to be the next big move for companies. You know, and it's interesting because my companies have always been patriotic, but people forget that.
You know what I mean? People forget who was there when no one else was there. And it it's kind of frustrating, but I'm telling you right now that in the next three years, if you haven't made it, you ain't going to [ __ ] make it. You're going to be locked in. And I said that five [ __ ] years ago. I said there's going to come a time very soon where
you're either above the [ __ ] cut or below the cut. And right now, a lot of people are below the cut. And a lot of you guys with ambition and drive and and you have you want to achieve things and you think, "Oh, one day I'll get my [ __ ] together." Well, one day is now.
And if you don't, you're going to [ __ ] lose. And you're going to get locked into a universal welfare system that you cannot [ __ ] escape.
Yeah, dude. Dude, one other thought I had to on this uh on all the the the stolen taxpayer dollars on this [ __ ] because like you said, bro, nobody nobody questioned this [ __ ] Like, this [ __ ] is not new. It didn't just start happening. This stuff has been happening for [ __ ] years, decades, literally.
Probably a century. Probably since they started this [ __ ] 1913. All right. But the the crazy part is, and this like it just keeps hitting me in my head, man. It's like the fact that nobody was privy to billions of dollars being [ __ ] wasted and stolen and laundered. That alone is enough proof that we're paying way too [ __ ] much. TJ, they all know. They all know what's going on. That's the point. They all [ __ ] know. They don't not know. We have to quit pretending like these people are just stupid.
Innocent. Yeah, bro. They're not stupid. They're malicious. Okay. Like when people just like we used to say about Biden, people would say, "Oh, Biden's [ __ ] stupid as fuck." No, dude. They put him in there so you would say that
which allows him to do all kinds of [ __ ] and then they can blame him on it. And then we're right about that, too, because what happened?
Autopinned. Right. Exactly. So this whole idea like of us being like, "Oh, well they're they must be stupid or they No, they want you to think they're stupid so they can get away with the [ __ ]
It's by design. Like I've said forever and ever and ever. We are the [ __ ] slaves of the world. Something like 197 countries receive financial aid from the United States." Okay? That comes from you and you and all of you on the [ __ ] stream right now working your [ __ ] asses off. Why are we the ones that have to subsidize the entire world while we are struggling to even survive and until people rise up and say no [ __ ] more. And it seems like they're getting there.
But we're still a long ways away because in my opinion, people are not [ __ ] pissed enough. And the reason they're not pissed enough is because they can't comprehend the fact that the American dream has been a lie to get you to go chase so that they can milk you and pay them and get kickbacks on it. That's what's been going on. Now, is there American dream left? Yes, you can still do it, but it's getting smaller and smaller and smaller because their greed is getting more and more and more. All right. So when we think about what's actually going on and we talk about, oh, slavery 500 years ago. No, [ __ ] That's us now. That's right.
You just can't see it because you've been propagated to believe that we are free when we are not free. Free does not mean
that you're paying more than half of your earned income to the government. That is not free. That means the government owns you. Like until that clicks for people, nothing's going to change. You are not [ __ ] free. You are not free. You think you're free. You are not free.
Oh, come on, Andy. How about that Ohio Miami football game, huh? Right. Exactly. Andy, you're too wound up, you know. Did you see the [ __ ] Yeah.
Make sure you pay your [ __ ] taxes this year. Yeah. Well, you know, you know what's funny? So, so like that actually is something that's trending really heavy right now because of this dude that went viral the other day. Uh, no tax 26, right? Yeah. I've seen a few different variations, right? But I saw this one. It was like uh it was like hashtag tea party26. Yeah.
And then like you know the tea party or whatever. They they like it was a meme that was like no
we not we don't mean you [ __ ] Like they thought it was like there's no resurgence of the tea party. Anyways, um yeah, dude. Let's check in with the chat. Yeah. See what the chat's feeling. Chat, what we got on this? Hope you guys still hanging in. We got Twitter. And
I just don't understand how people could say, "Oh, we're free, but as long as we pay half our money to the government, and if we don't pay it, they'll [ __ ] throw you in jail." How is that freedom at all?
Mhm. How can How can you sit there and say, "Well, I got to get a license to go fishing. I got to get a license to go hunting. I got to pay uh tax on everything I buy or sell. I got to pay tax to own my shit." Um, they take half of my money out of my paycheck. H like I don't understand how someone could legitimately look at that and say, "Oh yeah, we're we're free."
No, we're not. It's not even close. No. The uh Mark Hemley uh says, "I'm all in." But how do we not pay taxes when it's automatically taken out of our paychecks? [ __ ] the system. I'm done. Barely surviving on 50 plus hours hour weeks. Yeah. I mean, there's a there's a thing called deductions, right? Like you you choose your deductions. There's also uh a W4 which you can fill out to be tax exempt from your employer that says they don't they don't [ __ ] collect the tax.
Yeah, there's a couple of ways to do it. This was a very constant question that was coming on our yeah
different clips on our channel, but that's the answer. W4. Mhm. That was a tax revolt of 1978.
Look, dude, here's the problem. Okay, everybody is you're not understand. Look, there's a reason that they convince you that you can't do anything. There's a reason that they convince you to be a poor little me. There's a reason they tell little kids, "Well, you're black, so you'll never be [ __ ] because of the white guy, and you're white, so you should feel bad about being white. And you know what? Here's a trophy for showing up." Uh, and and you know, you you you could just you're going to win because you're special. Mhm.
They intentionally have indoctrinated two generations of children to to hear these things. Okay. So, if you think you're powerless because of the system that you grow up in, how could you ever think that you could make a difference in any way? You're not. You're not going to think that. And what people are failing to realize is that there's a reason that there is the saying, united we stand, divided we fall. Because united we stand, we hold the power as people. And we still hold the power as people. If everybody would understand that collectively if we make a [ __ ] [ __ ] a [ __ ] ton of noise that things change.
Okay, pressure creates change. We are not providing the proper amount of pressure because we think we are helpless and we think that we don't matter. But collectively, if everybody was [ __ ] screaming about this and letting them know, calling Trump's office, posting on social, showing up to the meetings in their own communities, things would change really [ __ ] fast. Look how quickly this became a national narrative because of Nick Shirley's one dude investigation.
Okay, that's one guy who got some views. What if everybody went out and did that at once? What if everybody was outraged at once? They have to make things happen. And we think collectively we don't hold any power because we have people like Joe Biden saying [ __ ] like, "Oh, well, you know, we'll just [ __ ] F-16 you."
No, dude. Yeah. You if everybody gathered in a massive group and says, "Hey, we're [ __ ] resign." Yeah, they could drone everybody, but they can't drone individuals when they're all decentralized across the country. So, if people can be united and decentralized in their unity, we can win real easy. But, and nonviolently, too, by the way.
Mhm. But, you know, people aren't [ __ ] getting it yet. No, bro. I'd like your take on something. Earlier, Bill Hess said, "Bro, wake up. They know exactly what they're doing. This is all intentional. Do you really think those that surround Trump don't know what they're doing?" I mean, seriously.
No. I I do think they know what they're doing. That's my point. I don't know that he thinks that he's being manipulated. He got [ __ ] manipulated the whole first term. Correct.
Okay. And then the same people that manipulate him try to put him in [ __ ] jail.
Okay. So, if you take someone, and by the way, okay, I'm not saying this is the case. I'm saying it's an option. It's a could be. Yeah.
Okay. The likelihood is he's been bought and paid for and he's in on it. That's what it looks like to me right now. However, when he got in there the first term, if you take somebody who's not a political person, true outsider,
okay, and you put them into a political office and everybody around them is experienced, this is this is how a business person thinks, okay, if I get hired to be CEO of Pyina, all right, and I don't know anything about Pyina's business, but I know how to do CEO [ __ ] I'm going to look at the guys and I'm going to say, "All right, well, teach me how this works and tell me how this works. and tell me how that works. But if all those guys are corrupt, I'm getting bad information which making me not act the way that I would normally act.
You're working on their input. Correct. So what I'm saying is that there is a very potential there. I would say there I wouldn't even say very. I would say there is a possibility that he is surrounded by people who are telling him, "Oh, dude, the noise isn't that bad. It's not as bad as you think." That's just one clip. That's just one guy. Not everybody thinks that. Look, here's all the people that support you. Okay? Like,
that's what his team is doing. I guarantee it. You could tell by the tonedeafness of the [ __ ] White House Instagram account.
They don't understand where people are. Or they do understand where people are and don't give a [ __ ]
And those are the two possibilities. And in my opinion, most people are seeing him as the guy right now who knows exactly what's going on and doesn't give a [ __ ] And what I'm saying is if that's not the case, then he needs to [ __ ] hear it from people who actually understand what the temperature is. Which is why all of you need to speak the [ __ ] up as loud as you possibly can all the [ __ ] time and let them know. Every time he posts, you guys should be on his comments. every time they post
be obnoxious, bro. It should be a total [ __ ] information overload of them on the on these issues. You know what I'm saying?
Because right now he what he's thinking and I gu I guarantee you this is what's going on.
They know their poll numbers are dropping. All right. Approval ratings are down.
Yes. But the people around him are telling him this. It's not as bad as you think, dude. They're just upset right now. They're they're It'll calm down. It'll go It's not going away, dude. It's not going away. You promised certain things. You haven't [ __ ] done them. You've alienated the people that voted for you. You called them [ __ ] idiots for saying anything about the Epstein list when you [ __ ] campaigned on it.
Okay, dude. You're you're in a bad you're in a bad position. And I'm going to tell you right now, bro, as of today, there's zero [ __ ] chance that the people that voted for Trump are going to vote again. I don't think they're going to vote. I'm not going to [ __ ] vote. Okay.
Yeah. So, dude, you know, it makes me think, too, cuz like I mean, we talk about it. This might be more of a Q&A side of things, right? But like I think it boils down like the people that I think Trump is surrounded by, the staffers, right? I think there's a massive ego issue. either it's either ego or or they're [ __ ] because
so here here we go. So on Twitter uh just your average citizen says no it's the yesmen for sure I was just getting
my sister-in-law and is a lobbyist for Brad Little in Ohio the Ohio governor or the Idaho governor
the [ __ ] she told us about how rude docile incompetent the lack of communication there was with RFK staff about his visit to Idaho last year. Okay.
Yeah. So, he and then he goes on and says, "It sounded like a lot of the staff aids don't really know what to do when being put in charge and how to communicate with both the team and the other staff." And this goes to another this goes to another issue of leadership.
That's right. Yep. Okay. When you have a leader that is very [ __ ] powerful and very intimidating and very strong with his words and I know this because I am and I have people in the past in my company who have I have to fight
I have to fight the yesmen because of my personality. I have to double like dude you know how I am with you guys. I'll be like are you guys [ __ ] just saying that or is that the truth? Show me. Right.
Okay. But when your ego is so big that you can't do that because you just think you're the [ __ ] you're not even going to ask to press for that.
Nope. And you're going to take take whatever they say. Exactly. Yep. That's what that's what I was getting to, dude. Because like at the end of the day, bro, you're the president. I look at it no different. Like when I have to bring you stuff and you know, hey, you got to look at this. What's this? Right. I can't fluff that, bro. Because I understand you have to make some really important decisions.
Yes. Yes. But not everybody can do that when it's not favorable news, right? Okay. Because dude, back in the day before I matured as a leader, when people would come with unfavorable news, I would [ __ ] skin them alive.
Okay? So, what that did is that created a situation where I couldn't get the correct info for my team. I recognized that and
stopped giving you the [ __ ] Correct. I recognized that a long time ago and started working to change how I worked with my team. But when your ego is so big and you've won so much over 70 years, it's probably harder for someone like that to realize that they need to adjust their leadership style to get the proper information. So that's a real thing that not everybody will understand because not everybody's built big companies like I have. I've been in that position. Yeah. Yeah. There's a perception issue there for sure.
Johnny Barber, real talk. When are we streaming Wood Chipper TV? Uh, the minute I get into office, bro, I'm starting a big show. I'm I'm going to [ __ ] partner with Dana. Okay. We're going to [ __ ]
He is in on it. Yeah, he's in. We're going to do pay-per-view wood chippers. Yeah.
And then Paramount holler at us. Yeah. If you [ __ ] If you If you [ __ ] molest kids, if you're a violent criminal, if you do [ __ ] up [ __ ] we're going to arrest you. We're going to try you and we're going to put you in the wood chipper on national TV. It's going to be pay-per-view and we're going to send the money to the [ __ ] victims.
That's right. And we'll do we're going to do that for one year and then we won't have to do it no more.
No, I don't think you have to do it after like three months. Yeah, that's right. And that's that is how order is [ __ ] restored.
Has been done in every rule throughout Earth is restored through [ __ ] fear. Mhm.
Okay. Not love. Yeah. All right. We're not trying to impose our fear amongst the citizenship people.
We're trying to impose fear on the criminals. That's right. Amen. Citizens, I promise you, good law-abiding citizens would be without the the, you know, the progressive liberals who have suicidal empathy for everybody because they've never been touched by violence.
Yeah. Everybody else would [ __ ] love it. Love it. Yep. Okay. M. So, and I'm being serious, dude.
Oh, you care about that, dude? Go go go go go hop in the wheelchair and go say the deal. One day I'll probably end up on some debate stage and they're going to pull up this clip of me saying this.
Okay. And I they're going to be like, "Are you really doing that?" I'm like, "You're [ __ ] right."
Absolutely. Abs [ __ ] crowd's going to go wild. Yeah. I get asked that question a lot. They're like, "Aren't you afraid that if you ever do anything, they're going to pull up clips." I'm like, "No, I hope they do."
Because I mean every [ __ ] thing I say. That's right. That's right. Yeah. Well guys, uh, let's keep cruising. We got another headline to get to. Let's get to headline number three. We'll check back in the chat shortly here after, so stay with us. Um, [clears throat] headline number three. Let's talk about uh, let's talk about some good moves. Okay. Um, RFK making noise.
Yeah. Um, so today J1, right? Um, into the new year, it's kicking off. Snap bans on soda, candy, and other foods. They take effect in five states.
By the way, I'm joking about partnering with Dana, just so we're clear. Like, I'm just saying he's the entertainment guy.
He's in on it. I don't Well, I mean, we didn't talk to him about it, but I'm just saying he [ __ ] probably would be.
He'd be down for that. Yeah. Um, Snap Bands. All right. So, no more no more [ __ ] on Snap.
And by the way, just because people do business with Jewish people does not mean that they are owned by Israel.
No. Like, don't be [ __ ] [ __ ] Anyway, go ahead. No more uh no more no more [ __ ] on EBT.
Good thing. Yeah. Why'd you play that? Is this topic? What topic? Three. This is This is it.
This three. Okay. What is it? Yeah. So, let's dive into it. Uh starting today, millions of Americans on food assistance
will find new items suddenly off limits at the checkout. Five states, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, Utah, and West Virginia, have begun enforcing new rules that bar SN SNAP recipients from buying soda, candy, and other foods deemed unhealthy. It's the first wave of at least 18 states moving to restrict purchases under the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, the $100 billion safety net program, once known as food stamps. Um, so this is being pushed by RFK Jr. um agriculture secretary Brooke Rollins um they want to see states purge junk food from SNAP um which serves about 42 million people nationwide. Quote, "We cannot continue a system that forces taxpayers to fund programs that make people sick and then pay a second time to treat the illness those very programs help create." Man, that sounds like somebody listens to the show.
Yeah. Right. Um, let's make people on EBT fat as [ __ ] so that we can make money on their healthare,
right? All using taxpayer dollars. And we could steal that, too. Right. Exactly. Um, so the effort targets chronic illnesses like obesity, diabetes, tied into the Kennedy's Make America Healthy Again agenda, and it focus on sugary drinks and processed treats. Um, so there's the Have you been a [ __ ] Walmart lately?
Actually, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And did you what did you notice? I noticed a lot of uh Jake brakes on the scooters.
Holy [ __ ] Oh yeah, dude. Bro, do you not remember? Like you probably don't remember, but there's a uh there's a movie called Full Metal Jacket.
Oh, great movie. Okay, you've seen it. Great movie. You know, Private Pile and Full Metal Jacket.
Absolutely. Of course. Private Pile and Full Metal Jacket when that movie came out was considered obese.
It's crazy. Was considered a fat piece of [ __ ] It's crazy. And then you go to Walmart now and there's [ __ ] 70 people that are 500 lb plus
that make him look skinny. It's Dude, he looks like he's in shape. Yeah, he looks healthy. I mean, that's average.
The Overton window on what is fat? It It's unbelievable. It's like how much can you [ __ ] eat, bro?
Like how much can you eat and not move to get like Like, bro, I was fat. Same. I was 350 lbs. Okay,
I beat you there. I lost 110 lbs, by the way, 10 years ago and I've kept it off today.
Oh, no [ __ ] Yeah. So, congratulations. Um, which I think is I mean I don't really celebrate accomplishments, but for somebody that struggled with that their whole life, that's a pretty big one.
That's bro, it's a real struggle. Like it's a like foods there there's real additives that get put into [ __ ] Like it's a real thing.
Yeah. So, but like [ __ ] it ain't genetics. [ __ ] ump's big bone [ __ ] Yeah. How do you get rolls on your [ __ ] ankles?
Ankles. How do you get like like when these people are driving the scooter, bro, and there's like rolls hanging out the bottom of their pants? Like, what the [ __ ] How do you not look at yourself and be like, "What the [ __ ] am I doing?
How did I get here? It's sad. It is crazy, dude. It is crazy." Um, it is crazy.
You don't ever see those people in Europe. You don't see [ __ ] a single person that fat in Europe
unless they're American tourists. No, [ __ ] No, because they they can't [ __ ] get there.
Okay. You do not You go through Europe, you go through [ __ ] India, you go through [ __ ] any other country, bro. You do not like you'll see more [ __ ] people like that at one Walmart in your neighborhood than you will see in the entire [ __ ] country of another country.
100% agreed. That was one of the things I told you when you asked me about my trip from Europe.
Yeah. It was like when we saw somebody who was even slightly out of shape, it was so characteristically remarkable because everybody was fit.
Yeah. And we I remember saying like, "Hey, look, a fat guy." Yeah. But here, but here
it's opposite. It's everyone here. It's like, "Oh, look, a skinny guy." Yeah. What's wrong with you, bro?
Yeah. Like, dude, that was crazy. Dude, we're to the point now where like if you go to the checkout aisle when you're like a a healthy fit person, the person checking you out be like, "Ah, so like you're into all that health stuff."
What the [ __ ] you talking about? That's just called like being a human, dude.
That's right. You know, that's right. Yeah. I mean, this is a big move, dude. I mean, I know we've covered some stuff, right? Like, but we got to be honest about this, right? Because I mean there's some people pissed off and typically it's the people that are purchasing snacks and candies and [ __ ] ho hos and ding-dongs and schlongs and gold sloggers and schnickers and doodles and dittleles and uh
snowballs snowballs zuz and wham whams and wham. It's a long list. How do you know all the [ __ ] [ __ ]
on that topic? There are like major 8 to 10 things that are very widely available in America is banned in other countries.
Yeah. I don't know. It's like American style like regular bread, coffee, creamers, a couple of candies. There's a lot of stuff like that which is banned outside of US.
Well, dude, they add so much [ __ ] to our food. Well, and dude, the recipes that are even used in fast food over there versus here totally
different. How is that? How why is that? Because they don't allow addicted chemical chemicals into their food. Like it's
there's chemicals that are in food that create signals for for your brain to eat more and more of that food like at one sitting to over consume. It's intentional.
Bro, you know the other thing I saw too that like like the the size of dinner plates have have grown here [snorts] in the US. Uh movie theater seats. Uh
bro, who needs a [ __ ] five gallon bucket of [ __ ] butter popcorn? Yeah, bro.
Legit, who needs that? Well, I mean I can make an argument. No, you can't. You really can't. You can't. It's this big. Somebody could make an argument, I'm sure.
Oh, yeah. Them. That's right. No, but a lot of people are upset about this. But here's the thing. I mean, we got to address it, dude. There there is a lot of fraud on these programs. I had Chat TBT actually do an analysis on this. Um they took I I fed an entire report um from the USDA and and a bunch of things and it pulled out some very interesting numbers here. Um and notice that 78% of ablebodied adults, they stay seven times longer than intended. Um that equals a 14.2 billion loss to fraud or overuse. Um same thing in Medicaid, 71% they exceeded the 12-month transitional aid period. That's $10 billion in improper payments. Section 8, 65% of people on section 8, they stayed three times longer than HUD guidelines. That's three billion in unreovered subsidies, right?
Yep. So, just removing people who don't even need this [ __ ] we're saving we could save 18 to$22 billion just there alone. All right. We got to have some guilt. I I I think I'm with I'm with banning the junk food and [ __ ] because I'll be honest, bro. Like the other crazy thing, you go through Walmarts or something like that, you're going to see people with their carts [ __ ] loaded, bro. Loaded with [ __ ] They're buying crab legs and [ __ ] all the zuzu and all the wham whims. And then you see them pull out that [ __ ] blue card, bro. Meanwhile, I got [ __ ] five items that equals up to [ __ ] $200 that I got to pay [ __ ] hard earned cash on. It's [ __ ] [snorts] How do we redo this whole system?
Because here's the other counter argument, dude. Well, Andy, there there's people that need this stuff, right? How do we
not for a while? I mean, you could suspend it for [ __ ] 90 days and fix a health problem because they'd [ __ ] lose 100 pounds.
That'd be true. Let them starve for a minute. What was that clip we showed that chick that you're interviewing? She's like, I'm going to starve. It's like,
yeah, not for a while. You got at least you'll be okay for a couple weeks. Hey, man, you know what? Like the rest of us, get a [ __ ] job.
Yeah. Okay. Like, I I'll be real, dude. We can argue about the Somali [ __ ] but this EBT [ __ ] is [ __ ] just as bad.
Just as bad, dude. Our [ __ ] DoD. So, we're Look, dude, remember when they when they suspended the EBT at the beginning of November and everybody was freaking the [ __ ] out.
And it's like, you know, and then you look at the grocery hauls that these people pull home and it's way better than the one that you're getting. Oh, yeah. You know, like, bro, these people have gamed the system and they understand that they don't have to do [ __ ] because there's a lot of people that will do it the right way.
Mhm. And this is where the Atlas shrug thing starts to happen, you know, once people start to realize that it's not worth actually having a job. And Obama's the one that did this, bro. He he raised the welfare to a point where it was almost equal with having a job, and that's where it got [ __ ] M.
So, you know, are there situations where people need a little bridge? For sure. But should be people be able to stay on this system indefinitely? No, not at all. And that should be a major reform. It should be, you know, you get x amount of months of government assistance over the course of your life. And once that expires, tough [ __ ] Get a [ __ ] job. Are there people who are actually disabled that can't work? For sure. Okay. Okay. I don't think anybody is anybody feels bad about helping those people out.
We're talking able-bodied. Yeah. Able-bodied people that [ __ ] that choose not to work should never get a dollar from the government in in subsidies ever.
No. [ __ ] ever. Let's check in with the chat. Yeah. See what the chat's got. Look, I know a lot of people are hot right now. Um, somebody said, "Gaming the system like I'm gaming XP on OS." Just kidding. Don't bam me. Oh man,
that's not very nice. That's not nice, Trevor. You know, he's lost 100 pounds. It's a new year, you know, but I'm gonna say this. [ __ ] you.
Yeah. Well, you know, he's lost 100. First of all, is that a Click on that. Can you click on this picture? I see a double chin there.
He's got a beard. Yeah, he's hiding that double. I don't think he's wrong. I mean, you should be in better shape, but it's not like you're not working on it.
No, it's okay. [ __ ] Trevor. Fine. Venezuela is now militarily escorting oil shipments. Russia has assets. Political backing. Go back. Political backing in Venezuela. When oil lanes turn military, geopolit politics just shifted. I agree. I agree.
Dude, I still don't understand that whole [ __ ] I mean, I know it's about [ __ ] oil. That's what it comes down. I don't think it's about drugs or [ __ ] any of that other [ __ ] but there's a lot of stuff.
Well, I don't know. I think, you know, there's things that Trump is doing well. Uh, drug overdoses are way down.
Yeah. Okay. Um, that's a good thing. You know, I listen, I don't hate Trump or like Trump. I'm indifferent. I love the United States. And if he does good things, I'm going to say he does good things. If he does bad things, I'm going to say he does bad things. You know,
go back up. What that one say? When you're a young man, I'm gonna read it. When you're When you're a young man on a date, when you cut a hole in the bottom of that popcorn, you want to have some extra room. You guys still do that? That's an old You got You must be old.
Y'all seen the Shawn Ryan interview on Hunter? Yeah, I actually talked to Shawn yesterday for like an hour.
Yeah, I did see it. I mean, I think he's very aware that Hunter was full of [ __ ] Yeah,
I actually I know he's very aware that Hunter's full of [ __ ] I think Hunter's aware he's full of [ __ ]
It was interesting watching It was interesting watching him try to like tell Shawn, who is a [ __ ] was in the CIA who's an expert in human behavior and can tell if you're lying to him before he comes out of your [ __ ] mouth,
right? You know, like you're going to sit there and try to lie to this man who recognizes lies for a [ __ ] living.
Mhm. It is going to take a lot more than talk, guys. But, uh, you know, nobody's talking yet. That's the point.
You know, you guys are letting [ __ ] Sean Ryan is not a [ __ ] fed. I was about to say, let's like what's your proof?
Yeah. [snorts] Get the [ __ ] out of here. Yeah, I'm sure he's a dude. Everybody's a fed. I'm the Illuminati.
That's right. Right. Like, you know, I saw I saw the clip went that that clip goes mega viral on on uh on [ __ ] Twitter of me talking that [ __ ] Mhm.
And everybody was like, "Oh, he's the only one not to sell out." And then underneath the comments, it would be like, "No, he's in the Illuminati. That's why nobody [ __ ] with him."
Nobody Nobody [ __ ] with me and nobody invites me on mainstream media because I won't go along with any of their [ __ ]
None of it. No. So, you mad? What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? I'm not mad. You're just an idiot.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Everything's a conspiracy. Everyone's a fed. That's right. That's right.
Nothing's gonna happen. No. Watch your movie. Eat your popcorn. Yeah. You know,
cut the hole in the bottom of it. You jerk yourself off, you know. Yeah. You guys need to start talking about getting rid of the VHA. The care they provide is medical negligence at best. A thousand% it is. That's one of the things that pisses me off the [ __ ] most. I have all kinds of friends who are my age that served overseas that are [ __ ] up. They have injuries or they require uh like Derek Wida who [ __ ] lost his leg and he's got to go to the VA and they [ __ ] him around and [ __ ] him around and [ __ ] him around. But let's let these Somali have billions of dollars and let's let's let's send it all to [ __ ] Israel and Ukraine while we got all these dudes who went to war based on a [ __ ] lie and lost all kinds of [ __ ] and have all kinds of problems because of it and let's just [ __ ] them with the VA. 100% agree. It needs to be completely [ __ ] scrapped and redone. Our veterans should receive
not the shittiest care. They should be chauffeered to the [ __ ] hospital in [ __ ] Rolls-Royces as [ __ ] heroes. Yep.
Okay. Yep. That's what would happen in Andy's America. That's right. Somebody asked, who would be your running mate? Um,
I would need someone who is smart and understands the intricacies of the Constitution 100%.
That's what I would need. Yeah. I I got a short list for you. We're vetting them right now.
I Yeah. Yeah. I got I I have a couple names, but there's there these are these are names that people don't like.
Guys, Andy, we already talked about I'm gonna he's gonna let me run HUD and EBT.
Yeah, I'mma [ __ ] I'm gonna wreck that y'all, brother. People gonna be so mad at this. Uncle Tom, just wait. Hell yeah. Zeon's going to be our uh ambassador to India,
foreign ministry. Uh someone said Tulsi. Uh I like Tulsi a lot. Tulsi. Tulsi Gabber.
I like Tulsi. And she's real and she doesn't [ __ ] around. And I'll be real. I haven't heard enough from her.
We haven't heard enough from her. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be down with Secret Service. I think whoever I brought in would not be an establishment person at all. It would be a complete outsider. Someone who's never been in but understands a lot of [ __ ]
Mike Yoder. Somebody suggested Mike Yoder. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Oh, it pushed. Bro, did you see he's running for uh for Ohio?
Yeah, bro. He's blowing up. Yeah, good. He's blowing up. Would I run with JD Vance? No.
I don't trust him. He's already intertwined the political [ __ ] [ __ ] Yep. Yep. I agree. I agree.
Andrew Bailey would be somebody. It'd be a great choice. 100%. Eric Schmidt would be another person.
Be a great choice. 100%. That'd be a great choice. Hell yeah, man. But guys, we got to get to our final segment of the show.
You You guys You guys You got to understand, okay? Like um you know, like you're putting in all these names. I'm reading the stream and it's like all these people that you like on social media and [ __ ] You can't just just like you can't put Madami in a [ __ ] office when he doesn't know [ __ ] and never run anything. You can't just want someone on social media because they say good [ __ ] to be your [ __ ] president. They got to be someone that understands how to [ __ ] operate. It's a huge difference. It's a huge diff. The reason our country is a [ __ ] [ __ ] show is the the last [ __ ] 20 years we've had personalities running the country.
That's real. That's real. Grady Jud. I can see his press conferences. Yeah, man. All right. Well, guys, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we have thumbs up or dumb as [ __ ] I swear we bring a headline in. talk about it, vote on it. It's one of those two options. Um,
Ed's [clears throat] a very good Ed's a very good counterpart to my mentality. I will say that.
Ed's extremely smart and he understands when I'm getting too hot and he's very good at disarming me in that way.
Yeah, he's a very logical, highly intelligent human being um in many different ways. and he's run a lot of [ __ ] and he's very successful and he's very good with people
and he's a little bit less extreme than I am. I that would be another ying and yang
that would be a key. I would want someone who was less extreme than me because if you let me run
it unabated a lot of people ain't gonna [ __ ] like it. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. Yeah, man. Well, guys, uh with 2026 I would do what Sulla did in Rome. Just getting it out.
I would come in. I would fix the [ __ ] as fast and as hard as I had to and I would get the [ __ ] out.
And me and you on the yacht. Yeah, that's right. I have no aspirations to to stay there or want to be there or even be recognized as it like when I'm done, you guys will never [ __ ] see me again. Which, by the way, isn't that the way we want it?
Supposed to be. Don't we want [ __ ] in there that aren't there for their own ego? Don't we want [ __ ] there that are there to fix the job? Don't we want people that are going to go in, do it, and go the [ __ ] away and be a regular American again? Like, isn't that what everybody wants? I know that's what we need.
Yeah, that's real, man. That's real. Well, guys, thumbs up or dumb as [ __ ] With uh 2026 being here, thought we'd do a little uh look back onto 2025 last time.
Um and what better way than uh you like list? I have a list here. Um uh let's look at uh for 2025. Um the worst items that people have shoved up their butts. Uh the government uh government's keeping track of what people get stuck up their butts. Uh these were the worst items last year.
I don't feel like I'm gonna be surprised of of what's on the list. Yeah. Okay. We got to get some Kalashi bets going here. [ __ ]
Yeah. This is uh this is not a trend we can get behind. Whether it's due to pure curiosity, misguided chat GBT advice, or you know, sex stuff, a shocking number of people ended up in the ER every year after putting something up their butt. Um, that very much shouldn't be there. Um, so of course there's a database that's entirely anonymous. Um, so the unfortunate soul who lost a corn cob holder inside their rectum can rest easy that no one knows it's them, but Madat, we know.
Yeah. A corn cob holder. Corn cob holder. I didn't even know they still made it.
Yeah. Yeah, bro. I didn't know they still made those. I've never I'll be I've never used that. I just [ __ ]
You just use your finger. I use my hand on the corn. Yeah. All right. You say you never tried it. You never used that. You use other things.
No. Coke cans. Oh, man. Okay. All right. Well, here here's some here's the list. Most common thing. What What do you think the most common thing was? And I guarantee you it's not what you think.
Wait, wait, wait. The most common item. But is it a sex toy? No. Okay. It's probably
think construction. Construction. Mhm. Like a screwdriver. Close. You're warm. You're not on the hole, but you're warm.
Nails. Oh yeah, bro. Nails. Screws and nails. Oh my god. Few baseballs. The [ __ ] wrong with you? Yes.
Yeah. What the [ __ ] is going on? Cook pasta. Dude, listen. America's done, bro.
If we If we If we got [ __ ] [ __ ] legitimately to stick nails up their ass, we got a [ __ ] bigger problem.
We got bigger problems to worry about. Yeah. We We can't make fun of Somali [ __ ] IQ's. Okay.
Yeah. Somebody put a baseball up there. The reason given was quote to see what it felt like. I'd imagine it feels like putting a baseball up here. Yeah. Dog chew toy, dryer sheet. All right. Uh, a sandal, a doorork knob, marbles, eyeglasses, a rock, beard, clippers wrapped in plastic. The reason given was feeling constipated for two days.
Check that [ __ ] out. Huh? Yeah. Like Yeah. Turkey baster. I can see that. Uh, are you
No, I can. It's got like a It's It's shaped like that way. I mean, yeah. Plastic cleanser bottle full of liquid. Um, shampoo bottle.
I slipped in the shower. Oh man, I ran and slipped and the [ __ ] dick went right in my bush.
Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Lubricant bottle, enema bottle, aerosol can, a dental pick,
wine stopper, corn cob holder, highlighter, invisible marker. What do they think? They weren't going to see it. He's just disappeared. Two pencils, not one because one's not enough. Magic toy wand. Um, dildo and pliers. Uh, the pliers were used to try to remove the dildo.
Oh god. Broken piece of a butt butt plug and tweezers. Try to remove the butt plug piece.
Oh man. A film canister. Film canister. Battery powered light. Oh man. Flashlight. plastic coat hanger with the outside of the hanger cut off so he could drive to the e- penny. Why would you stick a penny in your butthole?
See if you get lucky. Make a wish. Light bulb. Glass side first. Jesus Christ, dude. People, you guys are What the [ __ ]
bro? Vape pen, corn cob style pipe, rubber gasket, piece of a nose hair trimmer, rectangular travel toothbrush, a baton, a hair tie. What else? More?
No, that's it. That's the That's the list for 2025. Guys, what the [ __ ] are you guys into?
Mhm. What the [ __ ] You guys are You guys are too into porn, bro. Yep. There was one ER doctor. He said uh one of the things that was on the top of his list of stuff he's pulled out of people's butt was a full-size pumpkin spice scented Yankee candle.
That's like this big. Yeah, bro. Dude. Okay, here's the real question. Yeah. Yeah.
How much other [ __ ] did these people stick in their ass that they actually got out of it before they got something stuck in there they had to go to the ER? [ __ ] dude.
Yeah, people are weird. That's a That's a can of hairspray. What the [ __ ] Mhm.
Somebody in the chat said their IQ dropped to Somalian level after seeing this.
Yeah, mine too. Well, I maybe not cuz I can't figure it out. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, the human anus can stretch up to 6 in.
Really? Mhm. Well, I mean, I I I don't think that that's still a good reason to stick things like that in it.
No, the pliers are in there because I'm trying to get that out. Pliers got I mean, look, dude. You know, everybody everybody get a little freaky. You stick a finger or something in there, but like where the [ __ ] do you get the idea?
Everybody, huh? I'm just saying I'm not judging. It's a [ __ ] finger. But what I am saying, what I am saying is how do you go from that to [ __ ] CORN COB HOLDERS? OR screws or nails. What the [ __ ]
Just wanted more. Yeah, bro. That's what we talked about, bro. That's why people get into the [ __ ] porn
because they get so into [ __ ] porn. It's not enough. That's right, bro. That guy, you know that guy uh speaking to Sean Ryan, that Navy Seal that converted to trans and then deconverted.
He says that in his interviews. He's like, "Dude, I got super addicted to porn and it like got me into [ __ ] porn, which got me into like wanting to be a [ __ ] which [ __ ] up his whole life."
Yeah. Yeah. That shit's crazy. Yeah, dude. That shit's crazy. Mr. Brick in super chat saying that list is just in Missouri.
Yeah. Well, yeah. It must not be the Florida list cuz like green monster energy.
[ __ ] alligator eggs. Yeah. [ __ ] while you guys were talking about it, people were suggesting like 50 other things.
Yeah. That people could do. Oh man, that's crazy. I mean, I could think of pretty much every other thing people could do besides nails.
Yeah. Nails. Nails was weird. Screws. Like 16 penny nails. What the [ __ ] Yeah, bro.
Y'all are a bunch of weirdos, man. Some weird [ __ ] Yeah, weird [ __ ] Yeah. Well,
that explains a lot of other things. Like if we got people dumb enough to do that, it kind of explains a lot. Makes a lot of sense.
Her Merkeley is in in the chat saying, "Andy knows the bowling ball hold." Oh, no. That's called driving the bus.
Oh, that's called driving the bus. That's where you got the hand up there and the thumb in there and you drive the bus. That's what it's called.
Bowling ball hold is pretty accurate, too. Yeah. That's a little different. You know,
it's upside down. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. [clears throat] All right. What What we got on the list, dude?
Yeah. What? What do we have on the list? What do you I would say thumbs down. Yeah.
Yeah. Thumbs in the butt. Thumbs in the butt. That's right. Apparently two thumbs in the butt. We're going back the old
the old [ __ ] way. God dang, man. Yeah, dude. It's wild. Let's check in the chat one more time.
Bunch of [ __ ] weird [ __ ] dude. Some weird [ __ ] Why just go to the porn store and get the [ __ ] that's supposed to go in your Bible?
You want to see this chainsaw disappear? Holy [ __ ] man. You guys is wild. You guys is what? Yeah, that is called the shocker, bro. We know that.
Two in the pink, one in stink. I think you better call Governor Walls for this list.
Bro, what is [clears throat] going on? This sounds like 1920s Germany [ __ ] Yeah, it does. This is a Vimar Republic.
Oh, [ __ ] man. Try basketball. Abracadabra. You're going to make this nail disappear.
Andy's freaky. What's wrong with that? You're supposed to be a little freaky. Hey, man.
[ __ ] I ain't I'm not anti-reak. I'm just saying that's like just way way out there.
That's where I draw I draw the line in screws. All right. Gallon of bleach. [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] man. Hunter Biden reads the list AND SAYS, "ROOKIES. OH MAN. Michelle Obama's list of favorite toys.
Yeah. I mean, look, man. It's That's [ __ ] weird. It's weird [ __ ] man. Yeah,
that's weird, man. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I have. Yeah. Why were there no crayons on the list?
That crayon would make more sense than a [ __ ] nail to me. That You know what? That's the [ __ ] they tried before the nail. That's what I'm talking about. cuz that's like the there's a whole another list.
There's a whole another list besides this list. This is just the [ __ ] they got caught with.
Yeah. You know, everybody's criminal until caught. There there's a gateway list of
lots of people asking for Emily if she's okay. So, she had to come in and say she's good.
Yeah. She coming. She actually commented. Let's Let's not We're not She right there.
Yeah. Listen, that No, that's that's uh Anyway, crayons melt. All right, we have an experience.
Yeah, we have someone that knows the crayons melt. Oh, I'm done. I'm done. Thank you, Laura.
I'm done with this. All right. What a way to start the year. Hell of a way. Stop sticking [ __ ] up your ass.
Please and thank you. Yes. Um Yeah, man. Guys, Andy, that's all I What's up, Carter? It's Carter Ray.
Oh, what's up, Dave? I love him. Yeah, he's a good dude. He's such a [ __ ] great dude.
Super good dude. All right. Yeah, man. All right. Here's the deal. We're gonna start. That's thumbs down. Um Trump, do your [ __ ] job.
Uh stop lying to people. Do what the [ __ ] you're supposed to do. And until he does that, you all need to let him hear it all the [ __ ] time. Uh don't pay your taxes and everybody have a great new year. How about that?
We shouldn't pay taxes. No, we shouldn't. The [ __ ] are we getting for it? Okay. And here's the thing about not paying taxes that people don't realize is that everybody's like, "Oh, well, what are they going to do? They can't do [ __ ] They can't do shit." Okay? Because first of all, it takes the IRS three years to actually catch you anyway. And by the time three years are done, they don't have the money, we'll have a new [ __ ] government.
That's right. Amen, brother. Hell yeah. Yeah. It's real simple. It's real simple. Nobody pay. The government collapses. We rebuild the government and then we never have to pay again. It's really [ __ ] simple with it.
They can't do anything about it. Here's what they would do though. Here's strategically what they would do because they will have repercussions to that.
What do you think they will do? Oh, they're going to go after whoever the mountain is.
No, they're not. They're not going to go after anybody because they can't. They don't have the ability to do it. So the history always repeats itself. Nope. Not food shortage. Do you know what happened in Germany when they did this? They printed
they printed tons more money and hyperinflated the currency. So what they'll do is they'll they'll [ __ ] print 10 trillion dollars of new currency and break the financial backs of the Americans. So for the tax strike to actually work, there has to be an agreed upon new currency system that would allow that to [ __ ] happen. So you would have to go back to, you know, it would go to I don't think digital currency is it either because they can just shut that [ __ ] off.
So it ha there would have to be something else that people bartered or or you know silver coins or [ __ ] whatever um that would replace that system because the first thing they're going to do
is going to they're going to say, "Oh, you're not going to pay. Okay, well we'll make your money worthless and you'll be [ __ ] poor."
So that's the other step that has to be thought of. But even that's going to take some time to
I don't know. They can print a trillion dollars in one [ __ ] day. True. So, it's true.
Yeah. So, there's some strategy that has to be thought out. It's not as simple as just saying, "Oh, we're not going to pay."
But I don't think it's anything that these creative minds in our country, there's lots of them. It's not just me, uh, could think of, you know, to fix it.
Well, that's why I said, you know, the the you guys need to you guys are the ones that got to execute. You know, you guys rely on podcasters to be your voice. That's that's not going to get it done. If I was going to get it done, [ __ ] would have changed a long time ago.
That's right. You know, so this idea that you can rely on somebody like me or somebody like, you know, anybody to be the voice and that's going to put enough pressure. No, that's not you. The people have to [ __ ] make their voices heard in unison now. And that has to happen. Otherwise, [ __ ] ain't going to [ __ ] change.
That's right. So that's right. Well, guys, we will see you back here Monday uh with QF. Appreciate you guys. Guys, Andy, that is all I have. All right, guys. That's the show. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.
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Who speaks in "NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Sworn In Using the Quran - Ep 984 CTI LIVE"?
Andy Frisella (Host), DJ (co-host, last name unclear) (Host), Emily (last name unknown) (Guest), Joe (last name unknown) (Guest), Laura (last name unknown) (Guest), Carter Ray (Guest).
What is "NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Sworn In Using the Quran - Ep 984 CTI LIVE" about?
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani was recently sworn in using the Quran, marking a significant moment in the city's diverse political landscape. This event highlights the intersection of faith and governance in NYC, reflecting the mayor's commitment to representing the city's multicultural fabric.
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96 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Andy Forcella, Donald Trump, Unknown Armed Forces Radio DJ, 75 Hard, New York City, New York, SNAP. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.
How long is "NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Sworn In Using the Quran - Ep 984 CTI LIVE"?
The episode runs 1 h 50 min; the transcript is about 21,683 words in 546 timestamped sections.
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