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Easter Eggs, Kaley Cuoco, Gender Gas Gap | Fact Check for Kaley Cuoco

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Easter Eggs, Kaley Cuoco, Gender Gas Gap | Fact Check for Kaley Cuoco", an episode of Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard published February 9, 2026 (36 min, about 7,497 words). It mentions 7 people, works and ideas, including Dak Shepard, Disneyland, Ryan Hansen, Kaye Quoko, MGM Plus.

What this episode is about

The discussion addresses misconceptions about cosmetic procedures, specifically lip filler, as the participants clarify their own experiences and perceptions. The conversation also touches on genetic traits related to lip prominence, internalized racism, and the significance of ethnicity as it relates to personal identity in the context of celebrity culture.

Key takeaways

  • When it comes to lip fillers, nothing's less subtle than a pimple trying to steal the show.
  • Prominent features can be a genetic lottery, but why compete when everyone's got their unique flavor?
  • Renting is emotional math; losing a charming apartment feels like losing a winning lottery ticket.
  • Navigating attachments can feel like a return to childhood fears—shy, reliant, and totally bewildered.
  • Easter eggs and life lessons come in unexpected packages, proving attachment issues can be a real basket case.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Dak Shepard
  2. – 10:00: Disneyland, Ryan Hansen
  3. – 15:00: Dak Shepard
  4. – 25:00: Dak Shepard, Ryan Hansen
  5. – 30:00: Disneyland, Kaye Quoko
  6. – 35:00: Kaye Quoko, Disneyland, MGM Plus, David Murdoch

Notable quotes from "Easter Eggs, Kaley Cuoco, Gender Gas Gap | Fact Check for Kaley Cuoco"

  • So, I have brought Lincoln to Disneyland for her birthday.
    about Disneyland · at
  • You think Disneyland's going to be the highlight of this trip? And oh, my friend, you are wrong. It is going to be Ryan Hansen. He's the world's funnest dad ever.
    about Ryan Hansen · at
  • No, Dax. Everyone can just be Yeah, it's outside smell.
    about Dak Shepard · at
  • It's perfect cuz we were talking about separate room sleeping. And I'm just going to say I'm for it.
    about Kaye Quoko · at
  • Is there a movie about the Dole of Dole founder David Murdoch?
    about David Murdoch · at
  • Can you binge Kayle's new show, Vanished? Vanish is out now on MGM Plus with the first episode having premiered on Sunday, February 1st, 2026. New episodes then release weekly.
    about MGM Plus · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Dak Shepard — Person · Host / main speaker · 3 mentions · first at
    Leads the conversation, tells the Disneyland story with Ryan Hansen, and drives the fact-check segment transitions.
  • Ryan Hansen — Person · Referenced friend / story co-protagonist · 4 mentions · first at
    Central to the Disneyland trip story; described as an exceptionally fun dad and a devout Christian, and he shares a hotel room with Dax during the trip.
  • Kaye Quoko — Person · Guest being fact-checked / promoted (name likely misspelled) · 3 mentions · first at
    Referenced as the guest tied to the fact-check items (her show release cadence, her cane corso, and a zonkey photo). The transcript suggests the intended name may differ from the extracted spelling.
  • David Murdoch — Person · Referenced business figure (fact-check item) · 1 mention · first at
    Brought up during fact check regarding whether there is a movie about the Dole founder David Murdock (spelled 'Murdoch' in extraction).

Companies & orgs

  • MGM Plus — Company · Broadcast platform · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as the platform where Kayle's new show 'Vanished' is available.

Products & tech

  • Dole Whip — Product · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a product enjoyed at Disneyland, contributing to the setting's atmosphere.
    Ding, ding, ding. We had the Dole Whip at Disneyland.

Places & events

  • Disneyland — Place · Setting · 5 mentions · first at
    Primary location where the birthday celebration and events described in the podcast took place.

Full transcript with timestamps

Stay tuned for the fact check so you can hear all the facts that were wrong. Okay, let's address the elephant in the room.

Oh god. What is the elephant in the room? It looks like I have lip filler. Okay. I didn't think that. No, I was just talking to you for a good 40 hours.

And you didn't think it? No. Not once. Even when I first walked in, cuz it does look like it's gone down a little bit.

No. Okay. Well, when I woke up, I was like, "Oh, no. My top lip really looks like I have filler in there." But it's because I have a very a small but significant under the skin pimple right above my lip.

Ah, so it's like swollen. Okay, you at least have a good explanation. Yeah, that's But it looked wild. I don't think anyone

I already have prominent lips so it looked really weird. I don't know if you can have too pro well

too prominent if it looks very surgical right we have a guest coming up and the two of you two of you are just embarrassing the world with the lips.

Oh I didn't notice hers or did we talk about No maybe we talked about it Indian blindness I think.

Yeah. Yeah, I think Indian internalized racism. Couldn't Couldn't even see it. Couldn't see.

I do think some Indians have bigger lips. I think that's probably genetic and hereditary.

Yeah. But my mom doesn't really have big lips. I don't think your grandma's got a beautiful set of kissers on her. Look at her over there.

Oh, I guess puckered up. She's begging for a smooch right there. Oh, I guess you're right. Yeah,

my mom probably does then have the same. And I guess I do. It's been It's been too long since I stared at her.

She's just gorgeous. He is. Wonder if she shaved the side of her hair. Oh boy. This guest that's coming up. I will say one thing too, like in none of her bio or anything could I did it mention anything about ethnicity.

Mhm. But then I was going through her Instagram. There was a photo of this uh guest, her and her husband and he was a caucusoid.

Sure. But he was in he was dressed up. Yeah. I want to say im in not emboldened, not embossed, not uh I don't know something that means like beautified.

Oh, nice. Yeah. He was he was like regal. Yeah. Yeah. Respplendant. That's what I wanted to say. He was respplendant in Pakistani traditional wedding gear.

Oh, nice. I think my dad wore a suit. Yeah, I'm picturing the picture, their wedding picture, and I'm pretty sure he's in a suit, although he's starting a Easter egg, a medicationish.

Ah, of vitamin. Yeah, a probiotic. We had a guest on and and they have a product that's not normal for us, but I know they had a product that we all wanted. So, we all got it and I sent it to my dad and he's given it a whirl.

Well, how many days into it is he I think only a couple days. Okay. But I'm going to check in.

I'm going to try it if you ever bring it over. You're holding it hostage. I guess maybe when you move into your house, hopefully you'll hope I hope that makes the move is all I can hope. It's refrigerated,

which means it will or won't make the I can see you just leaving like don't even open the fridge and just walk out the door. Do you want to keep it as an office? That's the kind of dumb thoughts I have. Yeah.

No, I already I've been for years I've been like, what am I going to do? Am I going to keep it? Am I going to

Yeah. use it as an office when I like have an office? Like it's a crazy thing. Also, that apartment is is notoriously where I don't like to do work. Where I always leave to go work. So that would be very silly for me to keep it as a place to do work, but I often make silly decisions.

Yeah, there's some kind of loss bias cuz as you know, I had this apartment in Santa Monica. It was $600 a month.

I mean, anything even when I left, they're allowed to raise it 5% a year or whatever. I think it was up, you know, 675 maybe we were at.

Yeah. And then when I left, Brie stayed there for a year. And she she even called me. She's like, "You know, all right, I'm going to be moving out. I know you had thoughts about you and I'm like, "Yeah, should I keep it? It's closer to the beach." I mean, all these dumb things,

things you never do. Just cuz I can't stand the thought of I know at that point that apartment was probably 1,800 a month.

Yeah, I know. And you I feel like I'm giving up $1,200 a month, which is doesn't make any sense whatsoever, but that's what it feels like.

That's boy math as opposed to girl math. Yes. But I get it. I have the same thing. I'm like, that apartment's going to skyrocket as soon as I leave. you're losing that money.

Somehow that's money out of my pocket, which makes no sense cuz currently I'm paying rent and a mortgage. So all I'm doing is not paying rent anymore, which I need to be doing.

Yeah. Yeah. Um anyway, but it's all the real windfall of money is to not be paying the rent.

Exactly. Not getting the rent. I know. Why do our brains our brains do this? Well, we learned about it. We uh Easter egg. Uh, we learned about it.

We're getting a real jump on Easter this year. That's what we're doing. We sure are. And attachment is actually not about this, but it I somehow connect it.

And the word works. It works. It works. When it works, you work it. Yeah. Work it, you're worth it. That's what we say at the end of our prayer.

You know, it works, you work it. It's funny that it's funny that we had that guest on about attachment because um I was thinking the other day about me being little.

Mhm. And I was so shy and so attached to my parents. Yeah. It's hard to imagine.

It's very hard to imagine. And I and I was thinking like, oh, that's so sad for them.

For the parent. Yes. Like they probably were annoyed by it. So they probably caused it so I don't feel bad anymore. But like I was like so like I had to be with them and near them at all times. And now like they just want me to call.

This is the heartbreak of parents. I That sounds like I don't understand how parents do that. That sounds too That's too much.

Yeah. It's um that's so heartbreaking. Creeping our way. Yeah. It's just heartbreaking.

Which brings me to my ding ding ding. Yes. So, I have brought Lincoln to Disneyland for her birthday.

Yeah. I think for four years straight or something, maybe five. Delta, rightly so, is like, what's all this [ __ ] She gets to go every year.

Yep. And then I tried to say, "Well, you get a roller skating party." And she's like, "That's your party."

And she rightly said, "That's your party." And I didn't have a rebuttal for that. At any rate, I'm like, "Yeah, she hasn't been to Disneyland in forever. We live so close." Uh, you can go and then she is different than Lincoln because when we go it's me, Charlie, Ace, and Lincoln always. So, I'm very dialed in, you know, we're interacting because she's more like probably you when you were a kid, right? She's like pretty glued to me in a great way. Lincoln.

Yeah. And then so I asked Delta and she's like, "Okay, I so you know, she starts listening virtually your whole class and I'm like, "Okay, we got to pair this down."

Yeah. So, we got it down to four girls. There was four girls. Yeah. And one of the girls got dropped off and I said, "Have you met Ryan Hansen?" And she's like, "No." Like, of course. Like, I just picture an adult asking me I was a little kid, but I know another adult. Of course, I don't know, right? Anyways, I'm like, "Well, listen. You think Disneyland's going to be the highlight of this trip?" And oh, my friend, you are wrong. It is going to be Ryan Hansen. He's the world's funnest dad ever.

He really is. I'm so glad I had him. God, is he a good time. He was a party pumper. If people don't remember,

people don't know. an occupation in high school. That's right. Professional party pumper

and he is not. He has not given up this job. No, he's still on it. So, uh we left at 3 and heavy heavy traffic.

Ryan had a playlist. Oh, nice. And uh we went down there and we checked into the hotel. And as we were checking in, the girls are like they're running way ahead of us in the hallway.

Of course. And we were talking about like it's so fun. Hallways are so fun when you're a kid.

I know. A hotel hallway. Like you feel like you're running so fast cuz there's the doors are next to you. So they're like whipping by. You think you're going 60 m hour and it's really soft cuz it's carpet. So it's like irresistible. So they're like they're they're they're flying down the thing. And I said to Ryan, I said, "Boy, I hope this isn't one of those trips, you know." I said, "You know, you never Four girls cannot go to Vegas together." Four girls go to Vegas together, two of them are going to be on the bottom of the elevator crying and drunk at one point going, "Beggie such a [ __ ] She never [ __ ] pays attention."

Can I tell you can I tell you how many times the elevator doors have opened in Vegas and I'm watching one girl on the ground crying while the three girls are like

I'm going to blame that more on the alcohol and the There is an interesting dynamic. Yeah. Oh, for sure.

Like you could go four guys to Vegas. They the they just never no one ever ends up No one ever ends up on the bottom of the elevator c like someone might be over someone's shoulder cuz they

blacked out and passed out but there's not really that or they're in jail. No one's emotions ever get triggered on the

their sad emotions. Anger emotions I think get triggered. Sure. Yeah, that's fair. I just know it can get real messy when you get

I've been I mean I've I've done that. It's Yeah. Yeah. Stay tuned for more armchair expert if you dare.

It's just so funny. Yeah. It's also sleepovers, girls sleepovers. There's always someone that has to call their mom to go home cuz they're upset

and there's like a click. Like somehow there's a click and then everyone like Oh yeah. brutal.

Also, the room had um it was two rooms. adjoining uh with a little living room in the middle.

Uhhuh. And so one of the rooms had two queensiz beds or two d whatever that size is that you get in a room with two beds. And then the other room had a king-siz bed.

Okay. And before we left and all talking about I was like this is great. Ryan will sleep with his daughter. I'll sleep with my daughter.

The other two girls will sleep in a king-siz bed. Oh, Bob's your uncle. Great. Okay. So, five minutes into being in the hotel room, that's not going to be the plan. They all want to sleep together in the same room, and I'm like, "Yeah,

that does make sense." But then, you know, then it's you and Ryan have to Well, yes. So, and Ryan's like, "Oh, yeah. I'll sleep on the couch." And I'm like, "You don't have to sleep on the couch. I sleep in bed with Aaron. We can sleep in the king's house bed."

Oh, but why didn't you guys just each take a queen and the girls take four and a queen? Four and the king. There's only one king,

right? You can put four girls in one king. I thought they wanted to all be in the same bed

in the same room. So, they've comeandeered the room with two beds, which I thought Ryan and I were going to be.

Got it. I see. But no, now them now the dads are sleeping together. And Ryan and I both are gassy. Like, I'm already thinking,

"Oh, no." Yeah. Like, and and Ryan would admit this. Yeah. I'm in my family, I'm the gassiest. There's I I'll own that. And I often I have a thing called out and away. And you you know about out and away. Anytime we're together and I got a toot, dad goes outside the house and I pull my pants down and I fart and then I pull my And that's out and away. And then I pull them back up. That way none of the toot is in my clothes when I walk back inside. I could not be more courteous about this.

Oh, the paparazzi is going to catch you doing this one day. Well, I'd be proud to stand by out and away. It's a great policy. If you're a dad, use out and away. Just step out the front door.

You can even spread your cheeks if you want. Make sure everything is away. What if poop comes out?

Out isn't the mo isn't the most important part. It's the away. Out and away. So, I'm thinking, "Fuck me." And we do have a little balcony, as you already can tell. It's a very privileged trip. We have a great room. We've got a balcony and we have a shared living room. So, okay.

Um, and I'm like, so I know and and Ryan would be the first to admit this. He farts twice as much as I do. He farts a lot.

He's a big big farter. Um, and what I applaud about it Oh, that's even cute. Someone tooted on the ride up.

Oh, a kid. And someone's like, "Who farted?" And and then dead quiet. And I go, "Gang, it doesn't matter who farted, but definitely someone [ __ ] their pants,

but it doesn't matter who." And then Delta's like, "I think it's the smell from outside." And I roll the window down. I go, "No, it's definitely not that."

And then, but I'm saying no one has to take responsibility. I go, "We don't need to shame anyone. We all toot." And Ryan's like, "You know, I'd admit it." And I'm like, "I do know that about Ryan. He's so good about that." He, as much as he does fart, he also takes responsibility every time.

Okay. If I'm a girl in that car. Yeah. I'm so like I right now cuz they were going to sus it out.

No. Delta is perfect. She did the exact right thing that you're supposed to do. You're supposed to be like, "It wasn't anyone in here. It was outside smell.

We don't need to trade on lies. We can run it this headon and we can just go. We don't need to single anyone out and embarrass anyone. It's embarrassing when you toot. That was my point.

Oh my god. I'm We don't need to pretend that we're not. See, now you don't sell me a fake reality. If I'm the person who didn't fart, I'd be like,

"Bullshit. It does. It's not from outside." No, Dax. Everyone can just be like, "Yeah, it's outside smell."

Oh, yeah. It's really smelly out there and in here too now. Yeah, that's what you do for your friends. God,

it was the dog. There's no dog in the car. Uh anywh who I am thinking this is going to be an interesting evening with Ryan and I sharing the same room.

But Aaron tootses a lot right? He does but as you know I don't care about his I have passed that.

Oh so you're not there yet with Ryan. No because I didn't like grow up sharing a room with Ryan. His his farts still smell like farts to me.

Ah okay. Aaron I'm just like oh Aaron's around. That's comforting. One time we were all together and Aaron farted and I

You were mad? I was mad about it. Yeah. Yeah. Was it in the RV? It was the same weekend he kept everyone up from

sleeping. It was a real onetwo punch. And I I remember being like, I've never I've never smelt this smell before.

Absolutely. Um we were just talking about it with the kids. They were saying my farts are bad. And I said, "They are." I said, "But you know, errands are significantly worse." his are or that one time I only s I've only experienced it once but yeah you weren't like even paying any attention.

No, this is was an ongoing joke when we all worked together. Me and all my friends worked for my mom cuz we were constantly in cars sitting at airports waiting for journalists to come. Right. So we we were in cars so much together.

Yeah. And Aaron would fart and our thing with Aaron was that a doctor would be able to smell this fart and go like, "Oh yeah, you have cancer." Like we were like

something medically is going wrong with you and a good doctor would be able to tell what's

and then we always had this joke too that Aaron needed a frame off restoration. That's when like the car's so trash. You got to pull it all apart. You got to stop

like a page one. So our thing was that the doctor would smell his fart and say I'm so sorry but you need a frame off restoration. We got to go down to the frame and strip the rust off.

Yeah. Anyh who, poor Aaron. He just got caught in this. I'm sorry. But anyway, so we're going to sleep together.

Okay. Yeah. And then sure enough, someone comes in. What are you guys wearing? Um, we were nude.

No, but were you wearing like boxers? Both of you? I I wear I have pajama pants and a and a wife beater is what I sleep.

And what did you sleep then? I think boxers and a t-shirt. Oh my god. Did you get butterflies?

No. No. But weird things were happening. I'll tell you weird things did happen. Um, but of course someone comes in. Again, we're not going to names names. It doesn't matter who farted. But we are told again that the the sleeping arrangement is not going to work out. Two people don't want to sleep with each other. And I'm like,

we'll figure it out. I don't know what you guys think's going to happen. We're not sleeping on the ground. So,

right. You know. Yeah. But someone said, and I go, "Yeah, that's y'all's problem. Like, there are two beds.

See, it is Vegas. Two of you can definitely sleep in this bed together." Yeah. So, I think someone ended up getting couch cushions and sleep. Yes. Yes. I'm saying these girls

they didn't because why? I don't Who knows? Who knows what goes on with you guys?

I Oh, I feel bad for the person who the other person didn't want to sleep with.

Oh, Jesus. Yeah. I I I just knew I know the limits of my skill set and there's no way I was going to be able to figure that out for those four.

Do you think this all started with the fart? It was like I know she farted and I'm not sleeping in a bed with her.

Could have been. I don't know. [ __ ] Reap what you sew. You fart in a closed uh loop system.

That's why you always say it's outside smell. God. Okay. So then that's bad. But it was but I don't want to put too big of a point. It's not It wasn't a big Everything worked out fine. They all slept in that bedroom. Okay.

And it was so it all worked out. But I was like here we go. Yeah. We go out at night into Downtown Disney.

Okay. Wonderful dinner. It was so fun. We're sitting like in the little courtyard. Great people watching.

Are they getting along? The girls Oh, yeah. Everyone's getting along. Everyone's having a great time. Walked around. Um just had a blast watch these little girls skip and run all around.

So much fun. Yeah, it I was I was so happy for him. And then um we went to bed and I'm going to tell you for whatever reason I didn't have much I didn't have to out and away much which was a blessing.

Okay. Only on my end times fine. What's that? Like one or two times or I outed and away once in the bathroom.

Okay. Yeah. But in an evening here at home I'm out and away six times. You are?

Sure. I'm also in a phase as you know I've picked up my fiber intake a lot and that has radically affected how much out and aways we do.

Okay. You used to have a fart pillow for people who don't remember at the old house when I was a bachelor. Yeah. It was a leather couch. You can't get away with anything on a leather couch. That was the problem. Tactical blunder. And it's so weird cuz dudes like leather couches more than anyone. I know guys are like give me a leather couch.

Let me make fun of guys for a while. Oh, this leather's tough. Let me get a cool leather. It's like a leather jacket, but it's a couch.

It's uncomfortable. And then your farts your farts ricochet off of them. Gross. Okay. Anyway, so you only had one out and away in the bathroom. And then what happened with Ryan?

Well, then we got in bed and we started watching TV together and uh we were casting, but it wasn't working all that hot. So then we were we were relegated back to cable TV, which is great. It's fun in a hotel room. I don't I don't flick through channels.

It is fun. I agree. We gave a couple things a shot. We bailed early. That was good. And then we got to 2:30 for30s.

Oh, love 30 for30. Me, too. And we turn on one. There's one about basketball and there's one about a football player. I'm like, "Well, I think Ryan likes football more than basketball." I So I Let's watch the football one. Turn that on and right away the player, he's like, he's like, "Christian." And I go, "Oh, yeah. He's a Christian." He goes, "Yeah." My every time the guy played, my dad was like, "He's a Christian."

Oh. And I said, "Would your dad call out Christians?" And he's like, "Yeah, yeah. I like anyone he knew. And I was like, "That's great."

Yeah. Well, then lo and behold, every single interview was in a church. Oh, wow.

Turns out this guy was was a pastor, this NFL football player. Oh. Then it turns out this entire 30 for30 is about him being a pastor.

Oh. And I was like, this is hold on. I come for sports. Like if someone's religious, that's not worthy. I don't need to see how religious someone is as a documentary.

I need to see like the impossible sport accolade. That's why I watch it. Well, to be fair, there is a 30 for30 on OJ and it is a little sports, but it's a lot of murder.

You can give me murder in place of sports achievement, but you can't give me someone's like devotion to a book.

Okay, that's fair. And it's not, again, we're talking about uniqueness in this country right now. There's 200 million practicing Christians. So clearly,

being a Christian isn't worthy. It doesn't select for anything. Yeah, sure. NFL, you're already one in whatever you are. One in 10,000. Then if you're a legendary player, you're one in, you know, the numbers.

Mhm. If you're a murderer, very few murderers. Thank God. Knock on wood. All to say, I said, I see what you're doing Ryan.

God's intervening right now. Yeah. And somehow he made a 30 for30 that's singularly about Christianity.

We're having fun with that cuz Ryan's a very devout Christian. And I'm not he's very he's not trying to

he's not judgmental. He doesn't No, he's never tried to convince me I should be one. But then my joke becomes that he has orchestrated this whole thing.

Of course. All to say I didn't experience any issues. Okay. Uh allactory wise, okay.

But he did tell me when we woke up that he had woke himself up with a fart that was so loud of his.

Scary. And I was like, "Oh man." And I was just out cold, I guess, breathing it. Well,

cuz he it woke him up. Monica, I can imagine like the top sheet like billowed up like like I was just like, "Oh man, I was [ __ ] huffing away when I was this is why I don't this is why I'm afraid to fall asleep cuz I'm so vulnerable.

Oh my god. I'm going to protect myself." You're the one that said eating farts. You recently said eating farts makes you healthier.

Smelling your own farts. A scientist. I I didn't say that. The scientist said that

clear. So you just got some extra help. I don't know if eating his is so there was no issue other than

I'm glad you didn't smell it. As you know, I can barely sleep under completely ideal circumstances.

Yeah. So like foreign room kept woken up then next to a man next to a man. Oh, it's my friend Ryan. Oh, I'm on this vacation. Everything's cool.

Yeah. I don't I don't like sleeping in the in a bed with anyone anymore at all. Like, so I'm kind of impressed that you guys I mean, I guess you had to do it.

You do what you got to do. You do what you got to do. But it's so hard to like really fall asleep when there's somebody else in the bed. I worry about this if I have a future husband. I might go ahead and just start from scratch. Us not doing that. Not Not sleeping in the same bed.

You'll want it at the beginning for sure. I mean I want to but I want all this stuff before and then but just right when I'm sleeping can they leave?

Okay. Yeah. If they are like me that would work out perfect cuz I probably would be awake longer.

But actually no. Cuz in the night there might be like a fun cuddle. Okay. Forget it. I take it back.

Yeah. Yeah. I think for some period you'll definitely want that and then for some other period you be like

but I'm going to be worried about farting and I about you farting. But Monica, you're you cannot get married and still have this fart thing. You have to fart in front of your husband.

No, I'm not gonna. Your life will be miserable. Erica doesn't fart in front of Charlie. She never has. He says, "I've never heard or smelled

has that same claim." Exact. It can be done. They must be doing out and away. You can't out and away in the bed.

No, you have. The whole point is you go out, right? I know. And you get the guest away from you in your fabrics and then you return out in the night.

Yeah. So I wouldn't out in away cuz I'd be asleep. But that's true. What happened to Ryan?

Well, no, he woke himself up. I know, but he but I didn't wake up. So like your your husband won't even know you're you're in and inside you.

I want to tell a story, but I I'm not going to say who. So my friend tried to out and away.

Uhhuh. In the bathroom. And it was so it was so loud. Okay. Was it jazz? I mean, was it not?

It was so loud. Was jazz. No, it was so loud. No, this is a female friend. Yeah, it was so loud that her husband thought she was thrown.

Wow, that's spectacular. Well, I'm trying to think of how a fart would sound if it also sounded like

I think he he must have just woken up and heard like a loud noise coming from the bathroom. He was asleep.

Okay. And then he thought, but I'm trying to think how he he probably just was like, "Oh." And then she's in the bathroom and I heard this loud noise. So she's probably throwing up.

That's See, that is the problem with holding them as long as you do. When they come out, it's going to sound like someone's vomiting. If you're letting them out here and there, that pressure won't build up to that.

I'm going into a different room. I can't go in a hotel with my husband. I can't do anything.

Oh my gosh. Can't do anything. Wa wa wa. Oh, it's so scary to be a person. He won't care. I know. You can't convince yourself of that.

This is a ding- ding ding. It is. Yeah, because this is for Kaye Quoko. Uh-huh. Oh, this is perfect.

It's perfect cuz we were talking about separate room sleeping. And I'm just going to say I'm for it.

Yeah, sure. I'm for not feeling nervous that you're you're going to have to fart in the night

cuz nocturnal if I do fart which is almost never. Uhhuh. It is in the night or the morning.

Oh wow. You morning serious in the in my bed. That's just my own person. It's my personal time.

Hey Rob, does Natalie fart? Hey, Natalie. Have you ever Have you ever How about this? Have you ever heard her fart?

We So, we do not fart in front of each other, but I have heard her fart when she sleeps.

Oh my god, Rob. You don't fart in front of your wife. No, we don't. Wow. See, Dax, I think it's more common than you think.

What's going on, you guys? Why do you think you [ __ ] get married so you can be your full self? That's the whole point.

Look, I do understand that. I do understand that argument and I would want I would want someone to accept my farts but

and I would accept farts. I know I would but I don't trust I don't trust that people will accept mine.

That's right. And that's just that's the work you need to do with your therapist. You need to bring into her

that you feel unworthy of love if you fart. Or I have to marry like a troll or my dad whose nose he couldn't smell.

Oh, that's You should put that on your Tinder thing like What are you looking for? Someone that can't smell like go off. That would be smell. Yeah,

because you'd be like, "Oh, they reek. They smell so bad." Oh. Um, Jess, Rob, what are you doing with your farts?

I just I don't fart that much. I don't think Rob is gassy. I've never smelled his fart. He never farts in here.

Oh my god. She's lactose intolerant, though, so Oh, well, she's Asian. Yeah. Oh, but then he's saying she farts a lot. She got stomach problems a lot.

Well, it then Oh, then it's not fair, Rob. She can't stay away from dairy. It's not It's not like a spoken thing. We just No.

I know. But Rob, I don't think it's fair to her that you get to smell her fartest and she doesn't get to smell.

Oh, she has s he's Do you think he's not farting in his sleep and she hasn't heard it and smelled it?

We'll have to ask her. There's no way it's a one-way street. Well, he doesn't have to.

We just don't let it rip. I'm saying that's fair. I think a lot of people don't.

What about in front of your sons? Uh, yeah. The boys, we'll all fart in front of each other.

You do. But then when mom comes in, everyone's got to tighten it up. Yeah. Oh, this is a weird Okay.

I mean, psychological going on here. Yeah, it's boys, though. It's poison. No, it's boys.

Oh, but it's boys. It is poison. It is poison. That was Did you think that's what that song meant? That girl is poison

or farts. Yeah. Oh my god. Well, your Yeah, I look I think it's aspirational. I do got to put a because we're transitioning as we should into the facts, but I just want to say we avoided the Vegas thing. The the day went great. It's complicated going to the theme park with um four kids that are 10 and 11 because there's there's varying levels of bravery, I'll call it, on what you're going to ride and then the pressure of I didn't ride it, now they rode it. And then we we talked one of them into riding something and she pure pressure.

Yeah. And it didn't go as good as we were all hoping for. Yep. And then by the end of the day, everyone was absolutely exhausted as you can imagine. But we had an incredible time. Disneyland's so fun.

You know the part that was so funnest? I feel like I'm never there at night. Oh yeah. It's so funny.

Oh, it's so magical. It is magical. There's so many cute lights lit up everywhere. And I was like, I could just walk around. That's a that's a ride for me. It's just

walking around. And we did Saurin twice. We booked. I like bookending the day at Disney with with Saurin. That's nice.

It's soaring over the world right now, which is often soaring over California. Both have incredible merits.

Okay. I do get nauseous on that ride. You do? Well, that's a bummer cuz that's one of my faves.

It's okay. I just won't join at the beginning. And Putty narrates the beginning. Remember that? He's like, "Put the belt through the buckle."

Who's Putty? No. Putty from Seinfeld. Patrick Warbertton. He narrates it. Oh. And he says, "Put your belt through the buckle." You know, he's got that very specific

cadence. That's fun. Speaking of Seinfeld, I saw just really quickly, I saw a post on in. It's like a teaser or something. I don't know, but it was just a picture from a upcoming Super Bowl commercial and it is for Duncan and it has obviously one of my boyfriends, Ben, and he's talking to Matt LeBlanc and Jennifer Aniston and then a Seinfeld character, but I want to remove that from the story because I'm like, what is happening here? My my worlds are colliding.

Crosspollination of my of my earliest loves. Yeah, that's weird. Right. Okay. Kaye Facts. Um, is there a movie about the Dole of Dole founder David Murdoch?

No, there is no major commercial feature about him. Ding, ding, ding. We had the Dole Whip

at Disneyland. Um, Kaylee has a 2-year-old cane course. Most delicious corn dog of my life.

Oh, cuz I'm on this new probiotic. I've been dancing a little bit. Yeah. And I had a [ __ ] big outrageously monstrous corn dog yesterday and it was so good.

And you didn't have any weird I don't think so. Yeah. Again, baby steps. I'm not going crazy, but I did have a big delicious honking corn dog.

This cures your gluten-free completely. I'm going to kiss. What are you going to eat? Like what's the first what's your first meal back?

I mean I miss pasta so much. There's so many great I mean I don't even feel like

I always have been on the even skin test garlic. Oh really? So I don't know if that's leaky gutter.

Oh [ __ ] I would eat the ass out of some garlic. Chimmy chur. Oh chimmy chur grilled chicken with chimmy chura.

Okay. Kaye has a 2-year-old cane corso dog and said they are huge. How big? Kane Corsos weight varies by sex.

Kane or king? I thought they were king corsos. They're cane. Kane. Oh, I've had that wrong the whole time.

Oh, that's fun. It's like fideli. Ding, ding ding. Acorn. Um, males typically weighing 99 to 110 lb and females 88 to 99 lb. Though some American standards allow for larger sizes with males reaching 110 to 140 lb and females 85 to 115. Oh, they are scary looking dogs in my opinion.

I'm scared of that. I'm scared of that. Yeah, cuz they look like they look like a mix between a pitbull and a great dane.

I'm going to have a nightmare. A great bull. If I get one of those though, no one will eat me.

That other than him. Yeah. Although he kind of looks like he kind of looks sweet in the eyes and the droopiness.

He actually looks sad in the eyes. He does. He looks sad. He looks sad. He's like, "Why do I look so threatening? Cuz I'm just a nice boy with chopped ears. I don't like what they did to his ears."

I know. They They chop all these dogs ears off. Why do they do that? I can't judge cuz I'm circumcised, but still. Oh, wow. That's not an inviting. Okay, Rob. Put a dog up. That's very scary looking. It has blood in its mouth. Basically,

it's salivating everywhere. It's got foam. It's It's got rabies. It's rabid. And then it has this huge collar around it that's more like a horse horse. What do they call those?

Look how muscular its body is. Horse yolk. And then it's got a thick chain anchoring it to the ground cuz no one can go near it. Woo! No thank you.

Um, can you binge Kayle's new show, Vanished? Vanish is out now on MGM Plus with the first episode having premiered on Sunday, February 1st, 2026. New episodes then release weekly.

Weekly. Weekly. I'm you know how I feel about weekly. I know. I know. I know. Okay. And we want to show a p a picture of her zonkey.

Oh, cuz she did come through and she sent us a picture. And the zombie is much prettier than I was expecting.

Yeah, cuz let's be let's be frank. Donkeys aren't the most pretty. They could be prettier, but that's, you know, they have other assets.

Yeah. They're stubborn. Y they're loud and they kick. No. Don't they like carry stuff?

They're indomitable. They're so strong pound-for-pound donkeys. They'll like Yeah, they'll carry Juan Valdez's coffee right up the side of the Andes Mountains. Never even ask for water.

A Yeah, but this Zonkey is actually quite pretty and feminine looking. And it's its legs are striped and they're really cool.

Yeah, it's beautiful. I recommend everyone go watch the fact check so you can see this zonkey.

The zonkey. Um and that's all the facts. That's all the facts. That is a zonkey. That is the

showing us that. I would be so fearful if that zonkey if that dog was around in the mix.

I know, but I wonder how fast that zonkey could go. Looks like that dog was wearing a yolk. That's I couldn't think of the name of it.

Well, I don't know what that is. That's what you put over the head like put over the head of a bowl or something.

Got to keep it in I mean whatever. I'm not God bless humans. They're like, you know what? We want to control these animals.

Why? And we're not afraid. We're going to figure out how like how on earth are we managing bulls? And I'm not saying now cuz now you got factory farming. That's Let's not get hung up on how disgusting that is. I'm saying more back. We have been we have been hurting animals that are way bigger than us.

I know. For thousands of years. Human arrogance. But it it's not arrogance cuz we do it.

Yeah. But people do die in the process. We lose some. We lose some. All right. Um All right.

I love you.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Easter Eggs, Kaley Cuoco, Gender Gas Gap | Fact Check for Kaley Cuoco"?

Dax Shepard (Host), Kaley Cuoco (Guest), Ryan Hansen (Guest).

What is "Easter Eggs, Kaley Cuoco, Gender Gas Gap | Fact Check for Kaley Cuoco" about?

The discussion addresses misconceptions about cosmetic procedures, specifically lip filler, as the participants clarify their own experiences and perceptions. The conversation also touches on genetic traits related to lip prominence, internalized racism, and the significance of ethnicity as it relates to personal identity in the context of celebrity culture.

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7 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Dak Shepard, Disneyland, Ryan Hansen, Kaye Quoko, MGM Plus, David Murdoch. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Easter Eggs, Kaley Cuoco, Gender Gas Gap | Fact Check for Kaley Cuoco"?

The episode runs 36 min; the transcript is about 7,497 words in 238 timestamped sections.

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