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Udderly Grateful, Zooey Deschanel, Golden Globes | Fact Check for Zooey Deschanel Returns

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Udderly Grateful, Zooey Deschanel, Golden Globes | Fact Check for Zooey Deschanel Returns", an episode of Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard published December 15, 2025 (50 min, about 9,379 words). It mentions 86 people, works and ideas, including Leggings, Signature required delivery, Stockings, God's True Cashmere, Golden Globe nomination.

What this episode is about

The discussion focuses on a light-hearted debate about the differences between leggings, joggers, and stockings, featuring playful banter and explanations about various types of clothing. It highlights a familial interaction while also touching on fun holiday themes, including a humorous reference to Mrs. Claus and her fashion choices.

Key takeaways

  • Fashion debate: Mrs. Claus, stockings enthusiast or winter warm leggings fan?
  • Leggings saga: from cozy slacks to accidental medical solutions while shopping!
  • Signature murk: Devise package delivery plans, or prepare for holiday home arrest.
  • FedEx: Delivering patient lessons in mindfulness through persistent door misses.
  • Signature outrage: Potential new holiday tradition - Outlawing 'signature required'.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Leggings, Stockings, Santa Claus, Bike shorts
  2. – 10:00: Christmas Vacation, AFTV's Robbie, Burgdorf, Curtis Duffy
  3. – 15:00: Waffle, Egg cream, Hot chocolate, Lily's
  4. – 20:00: Buatini, Echo Park, Salted caramel, Serving spoon
  5. – 25:00: Beast Master, Beauty and the Beast, Florida Mall, Friends
  6. – 30:00: Bobbleheads, Calvin, Callie, Chicago Bears
  7. – 40:00: Leggings
  8. – 45:00: Aaron Cooper, civil court system, Ernest Fallon, Stella Liebeck
  9. – 49:33: Home Alone, A Christmas Carol, A Christmas Story, capuchin monkey

Notable quotes from "Udderly Grateful, Zooey Deschanel, Golden Globes | Fact Check for Zooey Deschanel Returns"

  • Yes, I'm wearing cozy slacks. Rob, you going to come sit? I'm wearing leggings for the winter. These are leggings, but they're a joguit.
    about Leggings · at
  • I'll tell you this though, Mrs. Claus is I think generally horny.
    about Santa Claus · at
  • No. Leggings have a waistband. They're all the way up like you have Lululemon leggings.
    about Lululemon leggings · at
  • On the door and then they pull it open and he's still holding the handle in vacation, Christmas, vacation. He's holding the gift from his boss he's been waiting for. But somehow he's holding he's like clinging cling. And then when they.
    about Christmas Vacation · at
  • We saw you postmeal at Lily's and when you were saying everything you ordered at one point, I was well [ __ ] four of them must have got in. And I was how many folks went is.
    about Lily's · at
  • No we got a egg sandwich like the breakfast sandwich they upsold us on the waffle. We were not going to get a waffle, but they were Do you want a waffle? Just like start.
    about Waffle · at
  • Calvin and I are going to road trip from Tahoe to San Francisco.
    about Calvin · at
  • Two, Home Alone. That's my number one.
    about Home Alone · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Santa Claus — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Calvin — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Wry — Person · 2 mentions
  • AFTV's Robbie — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Curtis Duffy — Person · 1 mention · first at
    [snorts] That's a good sign. This gift is in honor of friend of the pod Curtis Duffy.
  • Callie — Person · 1 mention · first at
    From you. Okay. I don't even know how to pronounce it, but your friend Callie knows how to.
  • Stella Liebeck — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Yes. She suffered thirdderee burns. her name is Stella Liebeck.
  • Ulissiz Srant — Person · 1 mention · first at
    What the [ __ ] is wrong with you guys? Look at my grandma Yololis's thigh. She was named after Ulissiz Srant. She's an important woman.
  • Aaron Cooper — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Oh it's like when Cooper and Fallon are trying to talk about the elephant [snorts] man and they just can't.
  • Ernest Fallon — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Oh it's like when Cooper and Fallon are trying to talk about the elephant [snorts] man and they just can't.
  • Christy Alice — Person · 1 mention
  • Rachel Zoe — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

Companies & orgs

  • God's True Cashmere — Company · 4 mentions
  • Paper Source — Company · 2 mentions · first at
  • Nikki Kho — Company · 1 mention · first at
  • Max and Helen's — Company · 1 mention · first at
    It's not great. [snorts] So, we've got a Max and Helen's hot sauce.
  • Buatini — Company · 1 mention · first at
    From where? What is It's just French. I don't know. These are from Buatini, a really cute little shop in Echo Park and everything there is so cute.
  • Florida Mall — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Speaking of big swing, what is happening? Florida mall is a very nice Ding.
  • IMDb — Company · 1 mention
  • Levi's — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

  • Leggings — Product · 6 mentions · first at
  • Stockings — Product · 5 mentions · first at
    Okay. A legging is a clothing. Oh, stockings.
  • Waffle — Product · 3 mentions · first at
  • Tuna melt — Product · 2 mentions · first at
    Highly recommend the tuna melt. Oh my god, it was so good.
  • Hot chocolate — Product · 2 mentions · first at
    Oh, and then hot chocolate. They're known for their hot chocolate. It's called Lily's Hot Chocolate.
  • Egg cream — Product · 2 mentions · first at
    That's right. She runs and owns it with her husband. She was there. And then an egg cream. Do not sleep on the egg cream.
  • Bobbleheads — Product · 2 mentions · first at
    Can I tell you what was going to be so cute? So, I ordered bobbleheads. So, I had a Chicago Bears bob bobblehead that was going to be in the end zone and then a 49ers bobblehead. And then I found a Elliot who I think Rob looks so.
  • Bike shorts — Product · 1 mention · first at
    They're like Oh, I thought leggings. What are these bike shorts?
  • Leg warmers — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Oh, leg warmers. Maybe leggings.
  • Tights — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Does she wear stockings? [snorts] Probably. What do people wear under their skirts? Stockings. Tights.
  • Lululemon leggings — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • Max and Helen's hot sauce — Product · 1 mention · first at
    It's not great. [snorts] So, we've got a Max and Helen's hot sauce.
  • Ham and cheese omelette — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Highly recommend the tuna. We got an ham and cheese omelette. That was an addition at the end. I wanted it.
  • Breakfast sandwich — Product · 1 mention · first at
    We got a toast no we got a egg sandwich like the breakfast sandwich they upsold us on the waffle. We were not going to get a waffle, but they were Do you want a waffle? Just like start.
  • Lily's Hot Chocolate — Product · 1 mention · first at
    And then hot chocolate. They're known for their hot chocolate. It's called Lily's Hot Chocolate.
  • Home fries — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Diner. So, man, oh man. Anyway, the hot sauce. We got the hot sauce, too. Oh, we got home fries that came with the hot sauce, and it was so good. So they sell that.
  • Mindy's hot chocolate — Product · 1 mention · first at
    And some of Mindy's hot chocolate.
  • Salted caramel — Product · 1 mention · first at
    And let's see some caramel. Salted caramel. Caramel. Salted caramel.
  • Serving spoon — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • metronome — Product · 1 mention · first at
    And I looked it up. In music, click, most commonly refers to as a click track, an audio metronome used to keep musicians in sync during recording or live performance. It's a…
  • Button-down shirt — Product · 1 mention
  • Candle snuffer/lighter tool — Product · 1 mention
  • Candles (Lel line) — Product · 1 mention
  • Diptyque candles — Product · 1 mention
  • Front row tickets (Bears vs 49ers at Levi Stadium) — Product · 1 mention
  • Guar action figure — Product · 1 mention
  • Guar Santa genital accessory — Product · 1 mention
  • Pantyhose — Product · 1 mention
  • Wig trimming tools — Product · 1 mention

Concepts & topics

  • Signature required delivery — Concept · 6 mentions
  • Golden Globe nomination — Concept · 4 mentions
  • neocortex — Concept · 3 mentions
  • Chicago Bears — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Can I tell you what was going to be so cute? So, I ordered bobbleheads. So, I had a Chicago Bears bob bobblehead that was going to be in the end zone and then a 49ers…
  • tort reform — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    This doc is so great. I don't know where you find it. Hog coffee, but it's all about tort reform and what was sold to us and really what happened in the states where they adopted it. Medical cost still went up even outpacing some of the.
  • civil court system — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    That is your only defense. Like we have this one thing left, the civil court system, and that's the only way an individual can fight back with government, corporations. So, it has to be preserved and protected. And some of.
  • capuchin monkey — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Right. Yeah. So why cuz like a capuchin monkey doesn't have a bigger neoortex than say I don't know Reese's Macak. Maybe it does. But it's so tiny. Right. Exactly.
  • French bulldog — Concept · 1 mention · first at
  • click track — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    And I looked it up. In music, click, most commonly refers to as a click track, an audio metronome used to keep musicians in sync during recording or live performance. It's a rhythmic pulse often played through headphones that.
  • neurons in the cerebral cortex — Concept · 1 mention
  • San Francisco 49ers — Concept · 1 mention
  • Superstition (bad luck) — Concept · 1 mention
  • Vulnerability (of guests) — Concept · 1 mention

Places & events

  • Lily's — Place · 2 mentions · first at
  • Newark Airport — Place · 1 mention · first at
  • Mount Juliet — Place · 1 mention · first at
    There. I'm like what the [ __ ] Open it up to take a picture. And that's that's Mount Juliet.
  • Burgdorf — Place · 1 mention · first at
    What if I just hand you my phone? I mean I'm like from here's a clue from Burgdorf.
  • Echo Park — Place · 1 mention · first at
    It's just French. I don't know. These are from Buatini, a really cute little shop in Echo Park and everything there is so cute.
  • Levi Stadium — Place · 1 mention · first at
    It says Levis's on the front. That's Levi Stadium.
  • Los Angeles County — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Are in Los Angeles. There's no exact number, but it's a large and growing population. It has an estimated Los Angeles County has an estimated 5.3 million dogs across roughly…

Full transcript with timestamps

I sure hope there weren't any mistakes in that episode, but we'll find out when my mom, Mrs. Monica, comes in and tells us what was wrong.

Hi. Merry Christmas time. Look at these fun slacks you're wearing. Yes, I'm wearing um cozy slacks. Rob, you going to come sit? I'm wearing leggings for the winter. These are leggings,

but they're a joguit. No, this is a sweater. Oh, but they have a gusset and a waistband.

Yeah, they have a waistband. Oh, okay. So, there's a difference between leggings and um joggers or pants.

Yeah, these are tight. They're leggings. They're like Oh, I thought leggings. What are these

bike shorts? No, no. Where the leg is like start starts here and ends here. Oh, leg warmers. Maybe

leggings. No, this this is a legging. Okay. A legging is a um clothing. Oh, stockings.

Stockings. I claw wears. Who wears them? Mrs. Claus. Does she wear stockings? [snorts]

Probably. What do people wear under their skirts? Stockings. Tights. Tights. Stockings are tights. They just right. Don't

I don't know. I'll tell you this though, Mrs. Claus is I think generally horny.

Okay, I looked it up. Stockings are close-fitting garments covering the foot and leg from the foot to the thigh or waist. Typically made from sheer nylon, silk, or other stretchable materials for fashion, warmth, or medical reasons.

Medical reasons distinct from connected panty hose and also refer to large sock- shaped bags for Christmas gifts. That's why I was saying Mrs. Claus. I knew stock, you know, the chimney was hung and there were stockings with care or something.

That stocking stuffers, right? No, those aren't those aren't leggings, though. Those are like two.

These are leggings. They are leggings. Yes. Good. I'm glad you had the same. I thought I was on your side when I was saying this. Otherwise, I wouldn't have brought it up.

What did you think leggings were? I just tighter versions of that. And all the way up like a pant. You could have pockets. I know they are. Yeah. Yeah. For some reason, leggings and mine didn't have a waistband and pockets.

There's no pockets. I know. But you know, you could have pockets. No. Leggings have a waistband. They're all the way up like you have Lululemon leggings.

Elasticul elastic. This is This is Do they call them Lulu leggings? They should. Um Okay. Well, it's our Christmas episode for the core team. Here he comes. The reindeer.

People complain. I know we're over, but people complain. What are you doing? I see.

But now it's evolved to just Oh my god. People complained. Yeah, I didn't do it last year.

Oh, last year. Yeah, somehow I forgot to do Elvis last year. That is shocking. And four people complained and a million people were grateful. So, I'm going to definitely make So, you bridge the gap.

I thought you had people complain that you would do it and you're going to do it anyways. So, you would imagine that would be a complaint, but I have to say I've never read that complaint. And people are willing. They're free flying with their complaints as we know.

Sure. You know that. I We all know that. So, can we ask um what everyone's success rate was because I've been very unsuccessful

with our gifts. Yeah. Like shipping. I was Okay, I'll go first. Ladies first. Ladies first.

Um I was very nervous about one of them. It was I ordered it over a week ago from a place that's very close by. So that was a mistake. I should have just gone. When I called, they were like, "Oh, we could have just messed it to you." And I was like, "Okay, I wish I knew that." Um, and it wasn't coming. It wasn't coming. And then I kept getting the FedEx stickers where it came and left and came and left.

It required a signature. Yes. And I kept trying to change it and I couldn't change. They should outlaw signature required. It's my number one grief.

Do you ever try signing it and then writing on it, please leave this? I have done it. Doesn't work. It doesn't work. They have to follow the law.

Well, they're not willing to lose their job over making you happy. And I wish you could declare on FedEx and UPS and USPS that I'm like, I'm done.

Yeah. I don't give a [ __ ] if it's stolen. I think instead of it defaulting to it is a signature, it should default to there's no signature and you click it. If you are someone who's like I need this,

I think whoever you bought it from, they like to require a signature so that they don't ever get blamed. They

That's what that's what it is. But I'm saying it should be reversed. So anyway, it I I cancelled an appointment to stay at home on the day that I was like, "It's supposed to arrive today." And

you sat at home all day long. I did. And it did arrive. Thank god. Ah. So I signed for it.

It makes me think of the guy who knocks on the door and then they pull it open and he's still holding the handle in vacation, Christmas, vacation. He's holding the

the gift from his boss he's been waiting for. But somehow he's holding he's like clinging cling cling. And then when they open, he's like holding that in the wreath. I think he's like, "I'm sorry. Forgot to do this."

Your favorite movie. Yeah. Christmas movie. Your favorite Christmas movie. Yeah. Well, my situation was I uh ordered you a bunch of things that were coming from

Y. Oh. And Newark airport. New York. The Newark airport. And I had loads of time. When I ordered it, they were going to be here like two weeks ago. And this

that's an exaggeration. A week and a half ago. Okay. And then it was like, hey, it's going to be later. It's going to be later then. Hey, we're not even going to send one of these things. Like, we can't find this. Yeah, that's done.

Was it a limited edition item? Well, clear. It's a no edition item. I really want it.

They had it on their website, but they didn't have it in their stock room. So, okay. Okay. So, I ordered those and those are ironically, if we believe the app is going to be here at 2:30.

Oh, wow. That's exactly when we're done recording. After all this, me watching it every day and tracking it every day.

That's stressful. But then even worse, and this is my fault, and this applies to both of you, is then I then ordered a lot of stuff off Amazon. And what I [ __ ] It's my fault. I got to double check when I order stuff,

okay? cuz I order stuff to Tennessee so much. Oh yeah. So yesterday I started getting all those alerts you get from Amazon like in your email. Deliver, deliver, deliver. And I'm like great. I go outside, nothing there. I'm like what the [ __ ] Open it up to take a picture. And that's that's Mount Juliet.

Oh [ __ ] So about five things are in Nashville for you. Three things for years, but yours were just cute things to make this thing better. But it is heartbreaking cuz I really thought something cute. So anyways, I entered this having really failed and I'm ashamed and embarrassed.

Okay. That I failed everyone. Now, are you going to tell us what they Yeah. So that's my question. Your [ __ ] gets here, you know, after we start recording the our next guest.

Yeah. But I feel like I should tell you. Okay. You just like write on a piece of paper or printing off picture of it.

What if I just hand you my phone? I mean I'm like from here's a clue from Burgdorf.

Oh [ __ ] Just hand you a That is from New York airport. Exciting. Oh no. I I This is great. That means I have presents to come.

You do? And then also when I return home from Christmas vacation. More presents.

Yeah. I'll be bringing back all this stuff and I'm going to describe to you some of the cute things I got.

And Rob, how did it go for you? Mine was good. Um, one of them's a one of them's a big swing.

Oh, like which one? It'll it'll be obvious. Yeah, it'll be obvious. What if it's a boyfriend? [sighs]

What if it's What if it's a mold of his penis? Wow, that is a big swing. Figuratively and literally, I've heard from Natalie.

So, who goes first, the youngest? How do we do it? Yeah, Rob should go first. All right. Well, I mine's two-part, so I'm going to view your gift.

No, you receive first. Yeah, you should receive first. Do you want to receive from Dax or I? Ooh, big question.

I I'll just close my eyes a point so that I don't have to pick. Random. Youngest goes first.

Okay. So, yeah. Give him your present. Okay. Okay. Give Robbie his present. There's writing There's writing on the back of that card.

Okay. [snorts] That's a good sign. This gift is in honor of friend of the pod Curtis Duffy.

Oh, you sneaky mouse. Sneak sneaky. Squeak squeak. It's in a Nikki Kho box. Yeah, that's a red herring.

That's nice wrapping paper, too. Nice and thick. Yeah, that's paper source. Or reused that.

Yeah, put that in a pile. It's a gift within a gift. I love how many grandmas would go home from Christmas with a bunch of wrapping paper.

I know. And it's all creased up. I don't get it. It's not great. [snorts] So, we've got a Max and Helen's hot sauce.

Yeah. Oh, that's from your new favorite place. Yes. Okay. Update. I got in. You got She got in

and it was so good. It was [snorts] so good. I panicked as soon as I sat down that I was never going to be able to get back in. And so I was like, got to order so many things.

We saw you postmeal at Lily's and when you were saying everything you ordered at one point, I was like, well [ __ ] four of them must have got in. And I was like, how how many folks went is just you and Jess?

Just me and Jess. You got about seven entre, right? Five or seven. We got a tuna melt. Highly recommend the tuna melt. Oh my god, it was so good.

Oh my tuna. Oh my tuna. We agree. Tuna melt doesn't sound appetizing even though it can be appetizing.

No, cuz you don't like fish in general. I think I think to a lot of people tuna melt sounds nice.

It melted fish. It's not. The fish itself isn't melted. There's cheese on it that's melted.

I know, but tuna melt you you're biased on your There's cheese on the tuna melt.

Yes. That's what You've never had one. You've never had a tuna melt? I don't like tuna either. And

Oh my god. Well, okay. Not for either of you. Maybe. No, I do like a tuna fish. Well, I like raw tun. You can tune a guitar, but you cannot tune a fish.

Okay. Highly recommend the tuna. We got an ham and cheese omelette. That was an addition at the end. I wanted it.

Now, really quick, I would never ever order an a ham and cheese omelette from a place I've heard is great because how the [ __ ] can you make it better? Like a ham, eggs, ham, and cheese.

No, but it was it was it was several standard deviations. Because the type of ham they were using very thin or maradon

fluffy egg too fluffy egg the cheese I think was griier that was a last minute add-on that was like okay we've eaten but we got to try the ham and we got to try it okay so we got a moatza ball soup amazing

we got a um oh we got a toast no we got a egg sandwich like the breakfast sandwich they upsold us on the waffle. We were not going to get a waffle, but they were like, "Do you want a waffle? Just like start."

Yeah. And we were like, "Uh" I was like, "Do we need to get that?" And he was like, "We're known for our waffles."

Wasn't that good in our toast? So good. I was so glad we had it. And I don't even love I don't even like waffles.

Waffles. I like them, but I'm never ordering them. I'm never ordering them. I'm normally going to go pancake over waffle.

Oh, and then hot chocolate. They're known for their hot chocolate. It's called Lily's Hot Chocolate.

Oh my goodness. And um Well, because Lily is Phil's daughter. That's right. She runs and owns it with her husband. She was there. And then um and then an egg cream. Do not sleep on the egg cream.

Tell me what an egg cream is. Oh my god. Oh boy. Oh my god. Do you need a second set of leggings?

Yeah, I need to go. I'm going to get stockings next and you'll really see stuff. This will see through.

Do you know about egg creams? I don't think so. Okay. They're a drink. They come in like a milkshake glass and but they it's kind of like a milkshake.

It's like a 50s thing, right? Eggnogy. No, it's like a milkshake mixed with a seltzer kind of like it's it's almost bubbly. It's very light. Oh my god, it was so good. It was uh Jess got it and I took a sip and I was like,

"Oh no, I need one on the way out." Yeah. But I was so full I didn't get one on the way out, but it was Don't sleep on that. Vanilla. We got vanilla. There's also a chocolate.

Okay. That's what of all the things you mentioned, that's what has me most excited to go there.

The egg cream. Yeah. It's so good. Cuz I don't I've never had an egg cream. Well, can you talk about the waffle some more? Sure.

What kind of What's up with the waffle? It was I love a waffle. I do too. It had swear words.

[gasps] It had like a yummy butter on top. It had like crispy. Yeah, it was crispy. It was crispy but also thick and somehow fluffy in the middle but crispy.

Yeah, that's the best kind. It was amazing. Anyway, highly recommend. I It's I know it's so annoying cuz it's 1,800 hours the wait, but

Best 1,800 hours you could ever spend. I was happy that you're you're at a risk for these restaurants that you go in and it's going to be like, oh, it's like highutin diner food, which is not what you want when you go to a diner. You want diner food. And it was it was like classic diner food, but everything just tasted better than it would at a regular diner. So, man, oh man. Anyway, the hot sauce. We got the hot sauce, too. Oh, we got home fries that came with the hot sauce, and it was so good. So they sell that.

All right. [snorts] Okay. Next present. And some of Mindy's hot chocolate. Incredible.

Has her own. No, this is Mindy from Chicago. Oh. Oh, okay. She has It was a restaurant we all went to.

That was amazing. And she moved into bakery. Oh, okay. And makes incredible hot chocolate and cookies and

baked goods. Goodies. And let's see some caramel. Salted caramel. Caramel. Salted caramel.

Please pronounce it correctly. [clears throat] Duck butter caramel from where? What is

It's just French. I don't know. These are from Buatini, a really cute little shop in Echo Park

and everything there is so cute. I love salted caramels. I know that about you.

Now, are you saying caramel for her? What would you normally say? Salted. I honestly It depend. Yeah, I bounce back. That's

I think what you said caramel's immediately off right off the So I saw you say I think I feel pretentious if I say caramel.

Me too. Wow. I find that so counterintuitive and I like it. Yeah. Yeah. Caramel.

Oh, these are nice. Some serving spoon. Serving spoon. Cuz Rob is a I don't know if people can tell. This is a food packaged gift.

Yeah, these are all great food items. Look at those. And then a card. There's a card. Uh oh.

Oh, ever in Chicago. Thank you. A meal forever in Chicago. But I don't know when you're going to go cuz I don't know when you're going to be there.

He's down with Chicago just like you. Now he calls LA home. But that's true. But

he's still going to go there. No, I go. I just don't go during high traffic times.

Yes. I reached out to them and I told them the situation and I said, "He's not going to be there for the holidays, but when he's there next, can he reach out and can we do this?" And they said, "Yes."

Awesome. Well, thank you. You're welcome. What restaurant ever? Kurt Curtis's restaurant.

Curtis's restaurant. I'd go I don't even care about going to eat there. I'd go just in hopes of seeing him.

Yeah, cuz I liked him so much. Great man. He was a good boy. Remember when he taught us though about that in a martini glass or some sort of appetizer, but then he puts this very thin piece of sugar or something on top and then there's something so it looks like it's floating. Do you guys remember that?

I mostly remember the family side. I mean, that's the memorable part. That was a big part of that.

That's why I want to see I mainly remember the sugar. Thank you. You're welcome. Okay, now Rob. Oh, we want to go around again.

Round again. That seems kind of sandy. I have a lot of siblings. So, yeah. Why don't you go first?

So, you're the next oldest. I'll open from Rob. What if like I just now I tell you.

Well, that's not I got to There's something first before you open that. Oh, I think mine is the big screen.

Okay. All right. You ready? Yeah. Oh, he's got to go away. What is living A PUPPY?

OH MY GOD. Stay tuned for more armchair expert if you dare. Wait a minute. This would be a big swing. [snorts]

Oh my god, there's something on screen. What? There's a video. Monica, THIS IS YOUR DREAM.

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME. I am caring. I care a lot. No, not with this little horn face.

I'M RUGGEDLY HANDSOME. Oh my god. I'm an intellectual. I I know a lot about a lot of stuff. I have a very high EQ. I even have a PhD. Uh

does he? Quite cultured. Uh he wanted a boyfriend. I think of myself as having an evolved masculinity. Uh, I've got uh a lot I'm heavy breasted. And by that I don't mean that I have big boobs, but I have a lot of boobs.

Unusual for a man. I know, but it's still uh somehow masculine or at least boine. I I think of myself as being very comfortable with women in power. As a matter of fact, I prefer women to be in power. I prefer them to be uh whipping me. In fact, I love

to support I think of myself as a as a bra, as just a a big intergalactic bra. I am well over 6 feet tall, 14 feet. In fact, I don't own a dog. I cannot stand dogs. I'm a cat person. I am a kitty cat person. I have a uh I mean I'm a little bit country and I'm a little bit ROCK AND ROLL. WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS a caretaker. I

He's actually getting me there. I want somebody to to to to change me. Yeah. Uh not telling him what I want,

but to change my my my bedding and also my pants. I'm currently unemployed and I am unemployable. [clears throat] Uh, I've been told that I'm morbidly obese and I I can't stop smoking. I've been smoking by I that is a that is a do or die. I have to smoke cigarettes almost constantly. And I also smoke cigars at the same time at the same time. And uh, you know, I I'm willing to move in. I'll give it a shot. I I'll come. I own a ferret. And you know, I don't know if you've seen the movie Beast Master, but you can think of that. So, I'm just a beast master brain uh unemployable, MORBIDLY OBESE GUY.

ANYWAY, WOW. I can't wait to meet you, Monica. I cannot wait to meet you. I think you know me as the Berserker Blowar.

Oh my god, he's in the full regalia. Oh. OH, HE JUST BLEW A KISS. WOW. WOW. It's good that we heard him before we saw him. It's kind of like Beauty and the Beast. You want to like get to know his spirit first.

It's true. Before you see the horns and the mini breasts in the Oh, that's fantastic.

Wow, Rob. And then that's his genitals. This is his dick. That's one of his seven penises.

Well, that was fantastic. I did Oh, it's gore wrapping paperish. I mean, not officially branded, but there's demons on it.

Demons. Well, that that was really something. That's incredible. You really You always outdo yourself.

Guar. I mean, I don't know. Guess what? He's funny. He's really funny and he's clearly quite smart.

He's a PhD. He said, "Oh, pretty huge dick." OH, WOW. IS THAT A THING? YEAH, it's from Friends. But if he loves Friends,

that's better than a pretty huge dick or A PHD. [screaming] That was great cuz we I was distracting her.

No, no, no. Oh god. Talk about a big swing. What do we have? Uh, so these are his utters.

Oh, he sent them. He sent his sack of penises. Whoa. I was joking so many times and it really

I'm like I'm afraid to touch it. Oh, don't be don't be. Oh, and a and a really like a cute little action figure. [snorts]

Oh, wow. You know me so well. Santa that he wears. Oh my god. This is This is an actual

That's going to look beautiful in your new house. Maybe above your bathtub. Your new bathtub.

Wow. So he wears this on his around his penis. No, it's around his genitals cuz I think sub sprays out of them during the show.

Yeah, they're they're uh functional. Oh my god. Oh yeah, sure. They've been used

as a whole. They've been used. Yep. Oh my gosh. Well, thank you, Rob. This was quite a gift.

Wow. Oh my. We might need to hang it. Yeah. Well, we have a red band over all our YouTube.

Well, that was great. Wow. Exciting. Thank you. Let me take What an experience.

Am I the next oldest? Yes, you are. Okay. Eeny meen miny. Okay. Are these both for me?

Yes. That one's from me. Open from Rob. Okay. Okay. Maybe it's closest. He's youngest.

And he's youngest. We We honor youth year. Yeah, we do. I like that ribbon. That's Paper Source, too.

Oh, Paper Source. My grandmother sponsor us. Save the [ __ ] out of that. It's gonna be blue.

I got to open it for the first time. Tape is portal open. Oh, it's already been open. Okay. Demal. Speaking of stockings, that's what I thought stockings were.

Speaking of big swing, what is happening? Florida mall is a very nice Ding ding ding.

Bless it. What is Florida Mall? It's a It's a lingerie company. Beautiful lingerie company. Yeah.

Oh, that's a It was a It was a red herring. What is it? What is it? I'm now I'm sad and

You're sad and mad. Uh-oh. Rob. Uh-oh. Rob. God's true cash. A button down. And I don't have any of this.

It's beautiful of these kind with that aren't flannel. It's black and it's um And it's gorgeous. Oh my god, Rob. Did you sell your house? Are you homeless?

This is really beautiful. Whoa. With the purple buttons. Yeah, the purple buttons are lovely.

Oh, what are they called? They're gems. They're stones. They're rocks. There's something very special about the buttons on these.

I think Bradan makes the buttons. He does. Yeah. Oh my heavens, Rob. Thank you.

Beautiful. [snorts] Oh my goodness. Okay, Rob. Next. My present. Yeah. All right. So, you're going to want to

open it like this. You're going to want to remove that piece and then peel it [snorts] back. Diarama. Oh, it has a pretty It has a face.

And it was going to be a spectacular diarama, but a lot of the items made their way down to Nashville.

All right. Uhoh, I see. Oh, San Francisco and Chicago. It says Levis's on the front. That's Levi Stadium.

In the gold dots is front row tickets. Amazing. Thank you. I can't see anything.

Uh, it's the Bears. The closest they get to LA is San Francisco. How fun. And he'll be there over Christmas

and we're going to be right there. Oh, that's awesome. Calvin and I are going to road trip from Tahoe to San Francisco.

Can I tell you what was going to be so cute? So, I ordered bobbleheads. So, I had a um Chicago Bears bob bobblehead that was going to be in the end zone and then a 49ers bobblehead. And then I found a Elliot who I think Rob looks so much like Elliot from ET. Oh,

with his little ET. And that was going to be Calvin and Rob sitting on the front row of that stadium. But those are all on my porch.

That's very This is amazing. Thank you very much. You're so welcome. Wow. I love it. Cute. That took some You took You did some printing.

Yeah, it was going to be really great with the bobbleheads, but we get the picture.

Thank you. You're welcome. Okay. You're the next youngest from you. Okay. I don't even know how to pronounce it, but your friend Callie knows how to.

Okay. So, I basically bought you the entire line of Lel candles. [gasps] What? Yes. Minus the one they didn't have in stock.

Okay. But it's a whole array. Wow. And then I got you like I got you wig trimming things. They're in Nashville. I got you cute little mice

that um holders. I got you this really cool antiquequy thing that's both a snuffer outer and a lighter.

Oh my. For the candles. So, it's a one-stop candle extra extravaganza for your house.

My goodness. Lee makes the best candle. I'm such a Philistine. I text her and said, "Does Monica like dip teique candles?" I was like, "Going to get you a bunch of those really nice dipes."

And she said, and I think this is her being nice. She's like, "She does." And she also like loves whatever. I'm like, "Got it. Definitely pick the other one."

Wow. She's good. She's good. Oh my. Thank you. Very special candles. Cucumber, tomato. Uh, the beeswax was the one that was there. That was one I was most excited about.

Oh, dang. Beeswax. That's all right. I don't see boring. Yeah. Okay. Just like killed a bunch of bees to make it. [ __ ] school. [ __ ] homework. Yeah. Fun. Oh, I can't wait.

Well, 2:30 you'll have Oh my gosh, I can't wait. Okay, now you for me. Okay. And also yours says something on the back of your little card, too.

Okay. Did you draw this picture? I wish. But I thought of you cuz it's a muscular man.

It's a muscular man. It appears to be a dumbbell. Yep. On the bottom. And um on Rob's card, it was an orchestra man because Rob likes music

with a triangle. Yeah. Ed grimly style. Okay. Two DAXs. This gift is in honor of friend of the pod Brad.

You know what's funny though? Weren't we just saying the other day? It's like you get you you liked an elephant once. Like my father likes elephants. So every single present he ever got. You were saying that about your dad. This is what happens. Yeah. Now, I want to counteract that narrative with if everyone's just like he loves God's true, I ain't complaining.

That was that was for this episode of Zoe talking about otter for their daughter.

That's right. Oh, it was good. Ding ding ding. [clears throat] Yeah. I mean, this wrapping paper's a cloth. Is it God's true?

It is. It is. So, you should keep it. I'm a tiny bit worried you have it. And if you do, we'll figure it out. I do not.

You don't. I thought the red was really nice. Yeah, that's what I was scared of, too. I was like, I can't get a flannel cuz I don't know

which ones he has. I thought that would look very nice on you. I'm going to cut wood in this cuz that's a very masculine lumberjack.

It does. It looks lumberjack, but it's it's God's truth. Yeah, it's for a [ __ ] lumberjack like me. It's a gentleman.

A Hollywood lumberjack. Gentleman lumberjack. Uh, you got you guys who knew God's true.

Oh my gosh. What a winwinwin. And we didn't even talk about it. What if we gotten the same one? That would have

What if he got you the same thing? You're always trying to put a positive spin on everything during presents. You're like, great, I have one that I can spill on.

Oh my god, you guys. I feel not worthy of these beautiful presents. I don't either. I definitely don't feel worthy of this penis.

The trip penis. It's a quad. Try penis top. It's a quad. Try penis top. Wow. Good job.

I love Christmas. I love Christmas. It's so fun. I love it. But I do want to I want to see

You want to bring it down? I do. No, I want to I want to be grateful. We got a huge honor a couple days ago.

Oh my gosh. Yes. We got um a Christmas miracle. We really did. We we as a team are nominated for Golden Globe for this very show.

Who could have imagined eight years ago? And I just want to say cuz if by some strike of lightning we win, this will not be in this speech. Um we have we're here for two reasons. We got this for two reasons. Um the insane vulnerability of our guests.

Yes. Like that's the gift 100%. Big deal. We could be being vulnerable all day long and people like suck one

suck one of the poor. And then equal to that is how many people listen and share and love and talk about

it's the listeners and they [clears throat] it you guys gave me my first nomination.

It's so nice. It's the listeners they they they're with they're loyal and we're so grateful and they keep us going.

Yeah. I do want to share the moment because it's a very funny I while it was happening or right after it happened I'm like yeah definitely going to remember this for the rest of my life which is you know I have this ironclad morning routine well I go to bed on Sunday and I know these announcements come out at 5 a.m. I know we're on the list of 25 that are eligible I did some roundts and stuff and participated in the whole thing

yeah we did a press conference did a press conference so I know 5:00 a.m. tomorrow morning this news comes out. So I wake up on Monday and I am already committed like we're not deviating from our routine like that would a be um bad luck and I'm superstitious.

Yes. So I do the I make the coffee, I do the meditation, I do the journal. So now a good hour's gone by and and always on Monday. Then I turn. As soon as I put my journal down, I then grab my phone and I go through the clips Rob sent and I post whatever Monday's episode is and I put my journal away and I looked at my phone and my heart like literally skipped a beat where I was like, "Oh my god, man. I'm going to look at the phone and there's either going to be 40 messages, text messages, or zero text messages as normal in the morning." Mhm.

And that moment before grabbing that phone, knowing it was going to be that obvious was the most specific weird

feeling ever. And [snorts] more anxiety. I'm a pessimist. So, more anxiety than excitement.

And then I picked it up and I opened it up and I saw like right away I had like I don't know 15 or 20 text messages. And I immediately just cried like five or six tears of like relief

and and joy and elation and I just can't believe it. Yeah. And then I start looking at the text and the first one is you. And I'm like, "Oh my god, Monty was up at 5 cuz you were up at what? 450."

Okay. Yeah. So I didn't Yes. Same situation. I know it's coming. I had already talked to Wry. Shout out Wry. Thank you.

Yes. Um, I had been talking to them and they were like, "Okay, so if it happens, um, could you guys maybe do a little video?" And we were like, and you know, I said, "Sure."

And I said, "You know, just we're not going to be up at 5." Start with the email thing.

Yeah. We're not going to be up at 5, but like we'll do it in some hours. And then I said, "Can you text me?" Not you can wonder like can can you just text me and let me know? And and Alice shout out was like even if you don't get it.

And I was like, "Yes, yes, it's okay. I want to know. Let me know." And then I thought like, you know what's funny? I really was like, "It doesn't matter. I don't like it. We're we're fine." I said to her, I was like, "It's fine. We're fine in a way. Like we we're

we're happy with this show." Being in the first 25 was already blew my kind of mind.

Exactly. That already felt like such a validating moment. Yes. So then um but so like you know I was like oh it's tomorrow. Okay. And I was talking to my parents and I was like oh you know we might be I don't know we're in the top 25 for a Golden Globe. We find out tomorrow and they were like what? And and then so I got a little bit antsy when they did that and I went to bed and I was like yeah I'll just wake up at 8 like normal and see. And then my body woke up at like 4:30 and was just like ready. And I was like, "Oh no. Oh no. I guess I I care more than I than I think."

I [snorts] relate so much cuz And I'm not lying. There's no like ego protection in my waking hours. I'm fine either way. It doesn't make us break us. It's It would be a lovely icing on the cake, but it's not a thing.

Yeah. My subconscious feels differently, I guess, because for three nights leading up to that Sunday morning, I was having all these weird anxiety dreams. And so, somehow that's in my subconscious. Like, that's not in my waking

Yeah. existence. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, it was 4:30 and I was like, "Oh, no. But I'm not going to look. I I'm going to try to go back to sleep, but I'm not going to look." And I obviously did not sleep for that. And I just And at one point, I was like, "I'm going to look." And then we had a nice text. And then yeah, I texted you and I said,

"So, what was your like visceral body reaction?" I was very grateful for everything. It was just like, "Oh my god, how cool to be recognized in the first of of this category." It's like, that's so special. Look what we made. It was more of that, like, look what we've done. I could really like tap into that like, oh my god, we we've done something very cool and I'm proud of it and I'm proud of all of us. So that was the feeling. And then I texted you and I said, "Let me know when you wake up. We have a video to make."

And then we made one. We made one. And I'm just not I got to I should have called Rob first. I know how to record my screen. So it was easy. Record my screen. FaceTime you. We have a fun chitchat. This is great. Send it to you. You You text me back like, "Hey, where's the audio?"

No audio. That voice memo, too. Oh, you got to do them both at the same time. I think that'd be the move.

That didn't work out. Yeah, that didn't work out, ironically. Yeah, that's okay, though.

And that's okay. Um, but it was it was a fun day. Super fun day. Super duper fun day. Um,

I'm gonna credit you for um bringing your state championship winner spirit. I think I think we're riding on your

I had lost my softball championship the day before. Oh, you had. So, it was not for me.

You were on a worried. You're like, "Oh, no." Well, I forgot it was even happening.

Did it dig you out of your hole? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you care more about this or the softball?

Be honest. I cared more about this. I was saying, although I I woke up at like 5:30 to the text messages.

Yeah. And I said I told Natalie and she just grunted and put her blanket over her.

Yeah, that's appropriate. That's right. Yeah. Well, I also So, yeah, I I saw that and I saw the text. I was so excited. I FaceTime you and then I'm like, "Okay, well, a it's time for me to take the kids to school." And then also, I'm going to probably tell them.

Yeah. And then I was like on my way to do that. I was like, "Oh, I better check and see if Kristen was next." I don't want to walk down there like, "Hey, check me out." AND THEN I DON'T SAY congratulations to her.

And then so I was kind of nervously scrolling through and so I was like, "Okay, good. We're good."

Yeah. So then was has one and her show has one as well. Very exciting. It'll be a real family affair at that event.

Big time family affair. I'm proud of both of you and I'm glad to be doing this with the both of you.

Yeah, man. I would never I would never in my life have gotten nominated for a Golden Globe without you two. There it's just that simple. It's black and white.

I know. We all came here. Well, we did. Me and you came here. I used to watch that show and dream dream my little heart out of walking that red carpet and being there

and I'm doing it. Are you going to wear your leggings back door? Back back door. Um, no. Look, I'm the fashion. I'm stressed.

God, stress. I thought you would be the most excited you've ever You're like you're dying for a gal. Well, this is the gala of all [ __ ] gall. But I I have to I want I want to get it perfect and I want a dress that

You want to win best dressed. Yeah. And like the dress is You want to sweep the Golden Globes. Best dress.

I want them all. I want all No, it's it's political. You know, the fashion world's very political. Who will style who? And the dresses like they're most of them are probably already gone to, you know, big people. And I want to I want to look good. And I am stressed, but I'm excited.

I'm not stressed. I'm pretty confident. You're gonna look great. Thank you. So, big thanks to everyone. Yeah. Um, and merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas.

Merry and happy new year. We'll see you guys next year. Let's do some facts. Let's do

fantastic. Okay. Now, what is the name of the lady whose legs got burned by the hot coffee?

Oh, good. Okay, we should shout her out. Yeah, I don't it I don't think she's probably still wearing

I don't either. Yeah, that was in the 80s. It was 92. Oh, it was 92. Yes. She suffered thirdderee burns. Um her name is

Stella Liebeck. She's so likable if you watch the documentary. She was 79. That's my point. She was, you know, she's 80 then, that was 30.

She died 11 years ago. She died 11 years ago. Maybe some complications from a broken heart, I think.

Oh, Jesus Christ, you guys. Happy holidays. [gasps] She was so sweet. And she didn't want any money. She just wanted her legs fixed.

God. Yeah. She was 79 in her grandson's car passenger. This story is so sad. I know. And also, it was kind of pitched to us as it was like reckless.

Yeah. But she uh they pulled over into a parking spot and she picked the thing up and then the, you know, the lid

the lid fell off. Yeah. And it splashed all over her thighs and just Can you imagine if you were with your grandma and your grandma's leg walked in there and pulled the person operating the car? I would have walked in there and jerked it off the wall.

I wouldn't have hurt a person, but I would have flipped. If my grandma Yolas had been hurt, I would have [ __ ] ripped that whole machine out.

I know. Like, what the [ __ ] is wrong with you guys? Look at my grandma Yololis's thigh. She was named after Ulissiz Srant. She's an important woman.

Okay, that's true. Do you know that? That's so weird. I didn't know that. Yeah,

that's really really cute. Yeah. Um, okay. But poor Stella was hospitalized for eight days.

Yeah. It's as serious of a burn as I've ever seen. And uh uh oh uh oh it's like when Cooper and Fallon are trying to talk about the elephant [snorts] man and they just can't.

I know because it's so sad. So my man's they said at one point one of them said my man's bones were whatever.

I know. Um because severe burns to her thighs. Oh no. Did you say genitals? Is that what you're laughing at? Okay. You saw genitals and you thought of an older lady's genitals and you have the giggles.

It's just no one talks about that part obviously, but that's horrible. It's part of aism. We think that uh

I know an older woman doesn't have a vagina anymore. She just becomes this Barbie.

But she kind of didn't have a vagina anymore. She can't have kids, so why does she need it?

Oh god. Um okay. But yeah, she she sued for $20,000. There you go. but then was awarded 2.7 million. Although though this was later reduced. Why? Because of society blaming women.

This doc is so great. I don't know where you find it. Hog coffee, but it's all about tort reform and what was sold to us and and really what happened in the states where they adopted it. Medical cost still went up even outpacing some of the

the states that didn't do tort reform. It's all hoax. Anyways, yeah. Also, I'm just going to add I'm on my soap box. There are egregious cases. There's totally frivolous lawsuits. There's no question. Yes,

but you have to just tolerate that that's going to happen so that you preserve the right for an individual citizen to take on the biggest companies in the world. You can sue Google.

That is your only defense. Like we have this one thing left, the civil court system, and that's the only way an individual can fight back with government, corporations. So, it has to be preserved and protected. And some of these these damages have to be exorbitant. Yeah. To get them to do a policy change because they just do a cost analysis and they go, "It'd be cheaper for us to keep the policy and pay this person off. It's got to hurt them."

Exactly. Cuz that's normal. McDonald's. And I love McDonald's. They change their policy in the as a result of that case.

Um Okay. Are cats smart? Well, I did. Are cats smarter than dogs? Okay. It is difficult to definitively say if cats or dogs are smarter as intelligence can be measured in different ways and they show different strengths. Dogs have more neurons in their cerebral cortex suggesting a higher capacity for tasks and learning while cats may be more persistent in solving problems independently. Ultimately both are intelligent in their own right. AI is being very um diplomatic.

Yeah. Um they're being robbed. Dogs are often considered more intelligent due to a high higher number of neurons.

But as I learned in biology and college, it's more than that. It's the ratio to your mass.

Right. Yeah. So why cuz like a capuchin monkey doesn't have a bigger neoortex than say I don't know Reese's Macak. Maybe it does. But it's so tiny. Right. Exactly.

And it's super intelligent somehow because of that relationship. Yeah. Because wasn't that also like the Neanderthal?

Neanderl has a bigger brain. 1650 cc's versus 1450, right? But they were their neo cortex, they were heavier.

Yeah. And I don't know if their neoortex was bigger. Okay. Well, this says this says studies suggest that people with higher IQs often gravitate toward feline companions.

I believe that. Says, but why? Reason number one, independent minds attract independent pets. Cats don't need constant attention. They do their own thing. Perfect for thinkers, creatives, and deep workers who value quiet focus. M

that's interesting. Yeah. Okay. Now, dogs present as dumber because they come they're like

and their tongues are out and they're [clears throat] slobbering. Oh my god. Their dicks are out often

and they're [snorts] hard sometimes. I've never seen a cat. I've never seen a cat erection

either. I don't even know if they have erections. Oh, either. [snorts] I looked up how many doodle dogs there are in Los Angeles. There's no exact number, but it's a large and growing population. It has an estimated Los Angeles County has an estimated 5.3 million dogs across roughly 3.3 million households. And doodle dogs are a popular category, though not the most popular breed overall.

What is You'd think they'd say. Who cares? Yeah, I sure don't. But yeah, I mean, rescues for sure. Rescue. Who knows what they are?

Yeah. French bulldog. Really? Yeah. It's the most popular dog breed in LA based on American Kennel Club res registration data.

That's interesting. I don't see a lot of them either. They must be house dogs. Um there's a top hundred list.

Merry Christmas of dogs. No. A best Christmas movies of all time. Oh, okay. Let's do the top 10.

All right. I'll give it to you for Christmas. 10 is Gremlins. Oh, great. Nine is Miracle on 34th Street.

Okay. Eight is A Christmas Story. Great. Seven, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

That's number one, but continue. Six, Elf. Ding, ding, ding. Wow, they beat Vacation.

Five, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Uh, four, A Christmas Carol. Three, Die Hard.

Two, Home Alone. That's my number one. And one, It's a Wonderful Life. That's a fine list. I I'm usually more

It's from IMDb. Okay. Trust a brand. I don't think Rudolph should be that high up. I'm going to say that. It's It's 20 minutes. It's claimation. I love it.

But you can't put that up against The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is way better.

Okay. In fact, it's I'm actually now I'm offended. Oh boy. The original Grinch Who Stole Christmas should be number one.

That is a perfect I think it should be up there. I don't Home Alone's my number one.

You can I'm not going to fight you on that. It's great. We already watch it this season.

So good. Okay. Now, click at the end of this episode. The musicians were talking about click. We didn't know what they were talking about.

I did, but continue. We did not know what they were talking about. I have no idea what was the mean.

And I looked it up. In music, click, most commonly refers to as a click track, an audio metronome used to keep musicians in sync during recording or live performance. It's a rhythmic pulse often played through headphones that ensures a consistent tempo and can include cues for song sections like verses and choruses.

Yeah, I would hate that. It would be so distracting to me. I can see why some people don't like it.

They don't like click. If you just hear in your ear, click, click click. Yeah, I don't like that either. I don't like click.

Although you might be able to sing along perfectly given what we learned in the last fact check.

Okay, that's it. Okay. Well, I love Zoe. Yes. And I love Christmas time. Me, too.

Yeah, it's so good. Happy holiday. Happy holidays from us and ours to you and yours.

Goodbye. Everyone in between. Love you. Love you.

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