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Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends", an episode of Bad Friends published November 3, 2025 (1 h 14 min, about 15,055 words). It mentions 11 people, works and ideas, including Andrew Santino, Paige Jin, One Piece, Albany, Dominican Republic.

What this episode is about

In this segment, the hosts introduce a humorous exchange about a replacement for Fancy B while reflecting on inside jokes and their comedic chemistry. They promote upcoming live shows and engage with a new guest, Christopher, who attempts to fill Fancy B's shoes with entertaining banter.

Key takeaways

  • In comedy, timing is everything—don’t wait too long or the laugh might just walk out.
  • Family matters can pause everything, but humor is the glue that keeps us all together.
  • Being the 'Big C' comes with pressure—can you handle the weight of comedic expectations?
  • Improv is a gamble; you never know what might flop until you throw it out there.
  • In the quest for companionship, even average expectations can lead to laughably high stakes.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Albany, Dominican Republic
  2. – 20:00: One Piece
  3. – 30:00: Simply Safe, Kachava, Quo, Andrew Santino
  4. – 40:00: One Piece, ShipStation, Albany, Dominican Republic
  5. – 50:00: Rocket Money, Andrew Santino, ShipStation
  6. – 1:00:00: Paige Jin, Albany, Selena Gomez
  7. – 1:10:00: Albany, Andrew Santino, One Piece
  8. – 1:13:53: Paige Jin

Notable quotes from "Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends"

  • We love Fancy. We miss him so much. We wish him and his family the best. And for the time being, our lovely Fancy is being temporarily replaced by the Big C. Now, Big C, the floor is yours. Take it away.
    about Andrew Santino · at
  • I haven't told this to my mom, but yeah I think it's a good thing for me because, that, way, I, to, play, the, One Piece card game so, they, have, more, location, to, play, the game there.
    about One Piece · at
  • Traditional security systems, they respond after someone's already broken in. It's too late. Simply Safe is different because they can stop crimes before they happen with its active guard outdoor protection.
    about Simply Safe · at
  • Vanilla chai matcha coconut acai and strawberry berry. It is incredible because kachava can give you energy. It's good for digestion strength. It f fuels and replenishes your muscles. Also good for metabolism.
    about Kachava · at
  • Start, your, free, trial, today., Plus,, get 20% off your first 6 months at quo.com/badfriends.
    about Quo · at
  • ShipStation, grows, with, you., Customers report scaling operations up to 40 times with ShipStation. That's so big.
    about ShipStation · at
  • But thanks to Rocket Money, Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps in find to cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps lower your bill so you can.
    about Rocket Money · at
  • Bobby, Bobby Paige, Paige,, are, you, at, the, airport?
    about Paige Jin · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Andrew Santino — Person · Host / co-host · 4 mentions · first at
    Co-host driving the segment structure: introduces Big C, runs bits, promotes tour dates, and initiates calls to Paige Jin and Ethan.
  • Paige Jin — Person · Called guest (phone call); referenced crush · 3 mentions · first at
    A creator/podcaster Christopher crushes on; they call her live, discuss her OnlyFans content, and set up a possible future call/date-coaching bit.
  • Selena Gomez — Person · Referenced celebrity (pop culture aside) · 1 mention · first at
    Briefly discussed as a trending topic about her ‘new look’ resembling Bobby’s mom; not central to the episode’s main arc.
    I, mean,, she, does, look, different., I, I can't tell what she What makes her look different? Selena Gomez looks stunning for the in the dark music video. Someone said here on I, think, I, know, what, it, is.

Concepts & topics

  • One Piece — Concept · Core topic · 6 mentions · first at
    Discussed as a card game and anime that the guest is passionate about.

Places & events

  • Albany — Place · Setting · 7 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as the hometown of the guest, Big C.
    Albany,, New, York., Somebody, in, the Albany, New York area.
  • Dominican Republic — Place · Setting · 5 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as the origin country of the guest, Big C.
    Followed, by, the, Big, D., Dominican Republic.

Sponsors

  • Simply Safe — Product · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a home security system with AI-powered cameras and active guard outdoor protection.
  • Rocket Money — Product · Sponsor · 4 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a personal finance app for managing subscriptions and lowering bills.
  • Kachava — Product · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a nutritious, plant-based protein shake with various flavors.
  • ShipStation — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Promoted as an order fulfillment service for e-commerce businesses.
  • Quo — Product · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a business phone system for handling communications efficiently.

Full transcript with timestamps

Introduce yourself into, the, mic, though., You, got Can, I, come, in, walking, and, say, something?

Yes. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Yeah., I, actually, want, you, to, dictate. Do, what, you, do., Be, free,, dude.

Amazing. Yeah., It's, incredible. Yeah. So,, before, Fancy, left, to, Spain,, he, left a clone and he told me to tell you that you forgot your fifth doses of of authentic today.

Crushed., That, joke, crushed. That, was, good. It's, a, good, joke., It, was, a, good, joke.

That, was, good. Yeah,, that, was, good., That, was, good. Very, good., They, were, good.

Dude,, you're, you're you're, you're, on, fire. You, two, are, bad, friends. Who, are, these, two, idiots?

A, white, dude, and, an, Asian, dude., You, two are disgusting. You, two, are, something.

We're, bad, friends. Hey,, what's, up, bad, friends?, This, weekend I'm in Brea. Brea Improv. Come out and see me. Southern California. Support your boy Brea. Then I'm in Tempee. Come out and see me ASU. Uh I'm in Hammond Indiana. Then I go to Windsor, Ontario. Bethlehem PA Hanover Maryland Atlantic City, New Jersey, then down south by San Diego at Valley Center. Then I'm in Canyonville, and finally I'm in Las Vegas. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. Andrewsino.com. Introduce yourself so the fans know who you are and to tell the story because maybe some people don't remember.

They, don't, remember, story. Oh,, I, sent, a, video, submission, on, for, me to be fancy be replacement.

It's, going, to, be, harder, to, understand than fancy. I, know., I, know., This, is, what, I, like., I like the challenge. What's your name? Christopher.

Yeah,, Christopher, coming., Andreas. Andre., No,, we, call, you, the, big, C. The, big, C., And, let, me, tell, you, something at Big C. We're so happy to have you here. For fans. Well, let me shut up.

Let, me, say, this for, fans, at, home, that, want, to, know., Uh Fancy B is taking a little bit of a leave. He's dealing with family stuff. We love Fancy. We miss him so much. We wish him and his family the best. And for the time being, our lovely uh Fancy is being temporarily replaced by the Big C. Now, Big C, the floor is yours. Take it away.

Yeah. The, Big, C. Yeah. Followed, by, the, Big, D., Dominican Republic. Okay. Okay., Anyway,

this, guy and, he's, just, average,, by, the, way. Yeah. We, We're, Okay. I, can't, give, him, anymore.

What, about, What, about, the, song, that, you wrote? Can you sing the song that you wrote?

Song, that, you, wrote, for, us. Yeah., Yeah. The, song., You, wrote, a, song. You, wrote, a, song, and

you, remember, it?, It, goes, like, this. D big C is down big and, take, over guys.

Yeah. I'm, not, a, singer. Big, C. Yeah., Big, C. You, have, to, just, make, up, a, song.

Yeah., That's, all, you, have, to, do. That's, the, only, way, you're, going to, be able to keep this job.

Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Ready?, And it, doesn't, it, doesn't, have, to, be, good. Can, I, do, it, in, Japanese?, Even, though

Yeah., Do, it, in, Japanese., Yeah., Might, as well. Might as well. might as well speak Japanese.

No,, but, I, watch, a, lot, of, anime., So,, here we go. Ready? I, might, be, throwing, people, off, like yeah, give that. That's good.

Once, you, start,, you, can't, stop. You, can't, stop,, dude., When, you, have, sex, do you stop midway?

I, mean,, I, haven't, done, it, in, like, 13 years. So oh, so, you, haven't, made, love, in, in, 13, years.

My, mom, and, everyone, that, I, know, is, is going to watch it. So Oh,, so in, about, 13, probably., I, haven't

been, with, somebody. The, D, hasn't, met, Deb. D, and, the, B., Oh, now, do, you, prefer, men, or, women?

Uh,, woman. Okay., You're, allowed, to, have, whatever you want. Yeah., I, mean,, I, felt, you, were, on, the fence there.

Yeah., You, I'm, not, in Yeah., commit., I I, I, was, going, to, say, man,, but, because, I got uh you know, you got scared.

The, pressure, the, pressure,, right?, The pressure because, you, did, say, you, said, my, you, said my D hasn't met any B. So, but is what you're referring to.

I, mean, U, the, B, U. BU. Yeah. It's, not, how, they, call, it, the, the, B. A, vagina.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh,, a, V., A, V. Oh,, I, see., I, thought, you, said, B. I, said, you, could, be, a, butt, man., I, don't know. I wouldn't mind going.

Are, you, a, butt, man? Are, you, a, butt, man? I, I, wouldn't, mind, trying, it.

Oh,, yeah., Yeah., You've, never, tried, it? No., Not, with, a, guy. Yeah., Yeah.

Maybe, if, if, they, put, on, like, a, wig, or something. Sure. No,, I, I, don't, think, so., I, don't, think so.

Carlos, can, help, you, out, with, that, kind of stuff. Yeah,, Carlos, can. Well,, welcome.

Welcome, to, Los, Angeles. Carlos, is, losing, like, 60%, so, I, don't know if I can do that.

Of, his, hair? Yes. Okay., Yeah., Yeah., So, hair, is, the standard for you kind, of.

Okay,, we'll, get, you., We'll, get, you but, only, at, the, top., No, here. My, challenge, for, you, tonight,, our challenge.

Our, challenge is, to, get, somebody, Where, do, you, live? Uh, Albany. Albany,, New, York., Somebody, in, the Albany, New York area.

Yeah,, I, would, love, it. Preferably, a, vagina. Yes., Yes. Oh, my, god. Oh, my, god., Oh, my, god., Oh, my, god., Oh, my god.

Imagine, if, we, had, him, live, switching, the show how how [ __ ] up it would be.

Yeah., Yeah,, it', be, [ __ ], up., You, have to cut like 10 seconds every but any nice person a preferably a woman

but, it, doesn't, it, doesn't, need, to, be from like Albany I I can move I can move around

in, the, general, New, York, area. Yeah., Upstate, New, York. Yeah., Onian., If, you, live, in, Oni,

we, talked, about, this, in, the, in, the, car. Yeah. And, I, said, that, I, wanted, two, options. One I want an Asian one. I want from a nation.

Yeah. And one actually make that three. Okay. Oh, my, god., So, greedy. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., You're, greedy.

But, I, prefer 13, years, and, you're, greedy. Yeah. I, I, prefer, to, have, this.

Okay., Go, ahead. Asian, plays, game, games, and, watches anime. Okay., So, you, want, an, Asian, woman, that watches anime and what else?

Uh, plays, games. Plays, games. Like, what, kind, of, games? Any, game. All, right., Solitaire.

I, mean, video, video., Video, games. Oh, video, games., Okay., Hey,, let's, um

I'm, not, into, gambling. All, right., So,, you, want, to, grow, like Hello. Other, than, Gacha?, Yes.

Uh, uh, Pixie,, do, you, like, um, the, anime that I just draw? Yeah., You, want, to, play, War, Zone?

I, don't, play, War, Zone. Do, Do, you, want, to, play, um, Fortnite? Last, time, I, played, Fortnite.

This, is, why, it, took, 13, years. Yeah., Yeah. You, got, to, be, more You're, very, specific., So,, what, kind, of gre of game

now?, No,, I, will., If, she's, if, she, tells me to go play a game with her, I will probably do it.

I, just, did., War, Zone. You, missed, out., Big, C, lives, in, Albany, New York. He was a fan of the show. He submitted to replace Fancy.

I'm, I'm, still, I'm, still, a, fan, of, the show. You're, still, Right. What, did, he, say?, I, don't, even, know, what he just said.

I'm, still, a, fan., This You, said, that., I, was This, will, be, the, longest, hour, we've, ever done.

No,, no,, it's, good. No,, I'm, think, we're, cooking. It's, amazing. And, the, big, C., You're, from, Alb,, New York, and you're originally from the Dom Dominican Republic. The DR. Can I interrupt one second?

Yeah., Yeah., Go, ahead., Go. Yeah,, man. Let, him., Let, him. No,, it's, in, like, about, two, months,, I'm going to be moving to Florida. So

why, are, you, going, to, Florida? My, mom, is, moving., So,, I'm, going, with her.

She, moves., You, You, move. You, live, with, your, mom kind, of., Yeah. Yeah., Remember,, he, lives, downstairs.

Do, you, speak, Spanish? Yes. Speak, some. I, I, is, good. I, is, very, good, beginning., I, I

from, the, basement, of, my, mom's, house, to here. I, just, keep, going, down, and, down.

Oh, no., No. Oh, no. You, think, this, is, below, your, mom's basement? Oh, my, god.

I, thought, this I, love, you, guys., I We, love, you., We, flew, you, out, here, just to hang with you.

Wow. You, guys, can You, want, a, war one, day? I, can, have, a, war, with, you.

Yeah., He's, looking, for, a, war. Yeah., You, want, a, war,, bud? I, think, I, can, win,, Bobby.

In, a, physical, fight, probably. Yeah, I, think, so,, too. And, I, never, fought, someone.

Yeah., Yeah. Maybe, I, did, like, like, back, in, high school. But did, you, get, in, fights, at, the, Dominican Republic when you were young?

One, time. One, time., And, how, did, that, go? Probably, like, a, draw. Probably, a, draw., The, confidence.

You, never, You, never, finished. You, never, finished., You, never, finished. You guys neither.

You, know, why, you, didn't, finish?, You started crying. Yeah., When, was, the, last, time, you, cried, Pixie?

Probably, like, playing, a, a, game. I, mean,, the, story, is, super, good., That's why I cry. So

yeah. Yeah. You, know,, when, the, story, is, so, good, that the tears just start.

Oh,, like, you're, playing, Last, of, Us, and you're like, "Oh my god I, never, play, The, Last.

What, do, you, What, do, you I, mean I, I, I, play, mostly, PC, games., I, know, that The Last of Us is on PC, but

I, know., When, I'm, at, What's, the, last, game you cried? I, would, say Scen of Day three.

Bring, it, up., I, want, to, see. Scene, of, Day, three. Scene, of, Day, three.

Scen, of Oh,, lovely. Oh,, lovely., I'm, I'm, about, to, cry., Just look. Oh,, look, at, that.

It's, a, JRPG., This, story, is, amazing. Tell, us, tell, us, the, story. I, don't, want, to, spoil, the, game.

No, one's, going, to, play, that, game,, dude. Our fans are not going to play this game. I promise you.

No., If, they, are, they're, not., They, are. [ __ ], tell, the, story, and, condense, it. I don't I don't want that.

You're, driving, me, crazy., You're, driving me crazy. Just [ __ ] give me the condensed version right now, dude.

I'm, trying, to, save, the, game, so, you, can play it, too. Because I'm, not, going, to, play, it., I, don't, have, a PC.

You, don't, have, to, have, a, PC., It's, on Switch. I, got, to, tell, you,, I, don't, know, if, the fans, are, going to, like, his, voice, or, hate his voice.

Yeah, cuz, I, like, it. I, like, it. It's, It's, very, It's, pitchy. Dominic, can, Mickey, Mouse.

Can, Mickey, Mouse. It, wouldn't, be, a, voice, on, better, sleep or those, you know, sleep. You You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Disney

like, if, you, told, a, story, on, better, sleep or one of those apps that makes you want to relax I don't think that would be a good voice.

This, Disney, couldn't, afford, to, hire, me so you guys did. So yeah, I, can't, stand, him.

Try, to, try, to, do, a, better, sleep, like, a meditation. So it's like I'm I got the app right and I put you know the big C. I press the button.

You've, selected, the, big, C. Yeah. He, will, now, put, you, to, bed. Yeah., And, now, there's, a, there's, a there's a song.

You're, bone., You're, relaxed. Try, to, get, us, relaxed., Don't try, to, get, us., Come, on,

Bobby. No., No., It's, not., No. No., It's, Well, yeah., Yeah., The, app, doesn't, know, it's, my name.

Could, be, AI. Yeah., It's, Yeah., Just when, you, when, you, download, the, app,, it makes you put in your name.

Okay. All right. I'm downloading a Bobby. Okay. Enter., Go, ahead. And, now, you, selected, the, big, C.

And, big, C., Um, Bobby, if you play the scene of BL series you, are, 100%, going, to, cry.

You, can, go, back, to, sleep, now. I'm, not, sleep, yet. Press, the, X, to, exit, the, app., Okay.

Really, good. Wow. Really, good. Yeah., I, almost, fell, asleep. Yeah. Yeah. The, Big, C., Tell, us, about, your, journey here to Los Angeles. For the fans that don't know, you applied to replace Fancy B. We flew you out here. Your f Is this your first time in LA?

Yes. And, how, was, the, experience? Normal. Normal., Right., That's, what, we're, going for.

Took, a, plane,, roll, a, car,, guy, here. Did, you, enjoy, the, plane, ride?, Was, it fun? Do you do you fly a lot? I don't

What, What, you, guys, What, do, you, call, fun? What, do, we, call, fun? Yeah.

Oh, jeez. That's, interesting., Go, hanging, out, with friends. But I'm saying, was it a Were you excited?

Grapefruit, juice., I, mean I mean be the days coming down to today they were excited exciting

who, was, excited I, was, excited they, you, were, excited you, were, excited, for, today

to, be, here to, be, here and, so, far, you, are are, you, nervous super, happy

are, you, nervous no oh, good I, I, was, before, I, was, here, but, not anymore

okay I, feel, like, we, connected, already we, did, We, did. What, do, you, do, to, calm, your, nerves?, What do you do to calm yourself down?

I, just I think I think I can I, can, tell, reality, from fantasy,, right? God., God.

He's, very, you, know,, he's, a, [ __ ], crazy, person. Yeah, he's, enlightened.

People, call, me, that. I, don't, think, you're, crazy. And, I'm, saying, that, in, the, event, that you do murder us, this will be evidence. I don't got the the balls to do that.

You, do? Yeah. So,, do, you, want, to, move, to, Florida, or would you rather move to here?

Do, I, have, a, choice? Yeah,, we, just, gave, you, one. Yeah,, I, don't, know.

You, seem, like, you, might, be, a, good, fit, to keep doing the show depending on how the rest I

don't, know. Please, hire, me. You, want, to, be, hired? I, mean, what, can, you, But, what, can, you, do, for, the show? Cuz Fancy is going to come back.

I, mean,, if, you, need, someone, to, clean, the bathroom, I think we got you to do it. I don't know who he was looking at. I think he was looking at me.

He, was, looking, at, me. I, was, looking, at, you. Yeah., Who, are, you, looking, at?

Thank, you., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. Interesting. Interesting., Dude, Bob's, my, friend.

Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., We're, friends., We're friends already. Yeah. Oh,, we're, not, friends.

We, are, friends. I'm, the, one, that, [ __ ], flew, you, out here. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah.

You, know, who, got, you, out, here?, Me,, you [ __ ] Yeah., I, didn't, do, anything.

Yeah., I'm, playing, I'm, playing, you. No,, no,, no., Yeah., Yeah. Big, C,, it's, over, for, you, and, me. This is the war now.

This, is, a, [ __ ], war. The, big, scene, I, love, you., What? You, still, need, people, for, tag?

This, guy's, unbelievable. This, guy's, amazing. He's, unbelievable. Yeah., How, long, you, in, town, for?

George, can, clean, the, bathroom. George,, maybe, a, fourth, mic, at, Tiger Belly tomorrow.

You, can, have, them. Are, you, really, mad? I'm, live. Don't be like I'm playing. I'm playing.

Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. No, need, to, get. Oh,, no., No,, no, no, need, to, get. Need, to, get., Need, to, get.

No, need, to, get, right. No,, no., Need, to, get No, need, to, get. All right., So,, I'm, I'm, going, to, give, um Andrew my my belated birthday present to him.

Oh,, thank, you. Right., But, I, want, you, to, do, like, a, mafia kind, of, a, you, know what, I, mean?, Song, if you can.

What?, What, about, if, I, don't, do, it, like, a maf? I can do a mafia but not a song.

How, are, you, going, to, do, it? The, I, can, actually, change, my, voice, to sound deeper. Let's hear it.

Here, we, go. Tell, me, what, to, say. Okay. A, mafia. I, don't, watch, a, lot, of, I, haven't, watched the the

grandfather., Is, that, the, mafia? Yeah., The, grandfather. Yeah., Bada, boom, bada, bing., Something like that.

Ba, boom, bada, bang. Yeah., Just, repeat, bada, boom, bada, bang, in a deep voice.

Bada, boom, bada, booming. Whoa. I, sound, I, sound, like, a, Jamaican. Yeah., Yeah. Like a Jamaican black market pineapple dealer. Yeah. Yeah.

Bada, boom, bada, boom, bada, bing., Andrew. Wow. Wow. This, guy, I, don't, I keep, doing, bada, boom, bada, bing, bada, boom bada bing. Keep doing

bada, boom, bada, bing, bada, boom, bada, bing. Happy, birthday, d. Give, mafia, style.

Give, Andrew, his, present, please. Bobby. Happy, birthday. Oh, my., What, are, you, doing?

What?, This, is, my, gift because, I, called, your, wife, before, your birthday

weeks, in, advance. Yeah. And, she's, like,, I, just, don't, know., I, You know what, I, mean?

I, don't, like, stuff. I, know., So,, it's, like, we, couldn't, come up with anything. So, in my mind, I'm like, I don't know what to do.

Okay. You, know, what, I, mean?, So,, I, just, decided to do what I wanted. That's, very, sweet.

What, I, would, want, you, mean? Is, that, something, that, friends, do, all the time?

Give, each, other, gifts, for, birthdays. Yeah,, we, do, that., Yeah. Do, you, not, have, birthdays?

When's, your, birthday?, Call, your, friend's wife. Yeah. See, what, he's, doing.

Yeah., He's, I, know., He's, trying, to, call cause a civil war. He's, [ __ ], my, wife.

Is, that, now?, Are, you, turned, on? His, wife, is, my, friend., Yeah. You, know what, I, mean?, And, every, birthday I call her and go, "What?

What, should, I, get, him?" Yeah., And, this, year,, she, was, just, like, I just he has everything he needs.

So,, what, do, you, give, a, guy, that, has everything? I, mean, just, love, and, affection., Love, and, love. a Dominican friend.

Well,, we, have, one, now. Now, he, Now, he, does. You're, my, Dominican, friend., When's, your birthday Chris?

The, 25th, of, August. Oh,, so, we, p, Yeah., It's, the, same, exact birthday as my brother.

Is, I, told, you, when, we, did, the, interview that it was that same week. That's, right.

That, was Okay., Your, birthday., Yeah., Yeah., Anyway, 32. Yeah., Yes. In, next August 25th, what would you like for your birthday? You want mafia style?

I'm, about, to, I, I, don't, want, this, to sound rude. I, think, it's, gonna Yeah,

but, usually, for, my, birthday, since probably like around age 20 26, all I get is like probably a pistachio ice cream.

You, He, is, like, um, the, antithesis, of, Yes. And in improv. I, know., He's, anti-improv.

Anti-impro., The, reason, is, I, I'm, not picky when it comes to food. So what, are, you, picky, with?

Well,, with, women,, it's, very, specific. Yeah. It's, not, that, I'm, picky., I, would, like, my woman to be like that.

It's, just, I, mean,, we, all, have, dreams. What, are, your, dreams? Yeah., What, are, your, dreams?

I, barely, when, I, go, to, sleep,, I, barely have any dreams. You, don't, remember, your, dreams?, I remember one maybe the last week. What it had to do with family stuff?

Okay., Tell, us, the, dream., Tell, us, the dream. Moving., The, dream, was, about, the, moving.

Are, you, scared, to, move, to, Florida? No. You're, excited? I'm, actually, I'm, actually, kind, of, happy. I haven't told this to my mom, but yeah I think it's a good thing for me

because, that, way, I, like, to, play, the, One Piece card game so, they, have, more, location, to, play, the game there.

This, is, Dominican. Dude,, dude, Dominican, Bobby. No,, no,, no. This, is, Dr., Bobby.

No,, no,, that's, not. This, is, Dr., Bobby., I, would, never, locate a One Piece card game facility. Who's that?

That's, him, dressed, as, a, One, Piece. Don, Flamingo., That's, from, One, Piece.

Is, this, your, alter, ego? No,, that's, just, a, cosplay. Don, Flamingo. Yeah,

Don, Flamingo. You, can, see, the, pink, and, the I, do, see, it., Yeah,, I, definitely, see, the Don Flamingo.

Yeah., Yeah. Don, Flamingo. Don, Flamingo., Wow. That's, your, alter, ego. And, give, me, Don, Flamingo's, voice., How does he sound when people go, "Don Flamingo, let me get a photo." How do you feel? He

He, sounds, just, exactly, like, my, my, deep voice. Let's, hear, Don, Don, Flamingo,, can, we, get a picture?

So,, every Very, good. Okay. Don, Don, Flamingo,, can, I, get, a, photo, with you? It's so good to see you. How are you?

When, I Yeah., Yeah., Do, the, voice. I, just, I, just, want, to, explain, something before I do the voice.

Oh,, it, kind, of, is. Yeah. Yeah., Yeah. So, explain, the, voice, and, then, we'll, do, the act. act out.

Let, me, let, me, do, the, the, reason, why, I use this voice, the deep voice, because sometimes it's hard to people for people to understand me when I use this one.

Yeah., Can, you, switch, your, voice?, Let's just see if you can do deep for a while. Go deep for a while.

So,, it's, hard, for, people, to, understand my other voice, my normal voice. Yeah.

But, with, this, one,, they, can, kind, of understand better. I, think, this, is, your, normal, voice., No, he's not.

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Okay., For, the, next five, minutes., Five, minutes. Yeah., Yeah. How, are, you?

I'm, good. So, your trip to LA but, the, laugh, is, still, high., I, keep, the laugh high. I like that. I like the [ __ ]

I, don't, know, how, to, change, it. Do, you, have, any, plans, here, in, LA, that you look forward? Do you want to do something in LA tomorrow?

I'm, only, here, for, one, day., So,, I, don't have a lot of plans all the day.

Do, you, want, to, stay, for, another, day? Can, I? What, would, you, do, for, another, day?

I, did, bring, my, my, Switch,, too,, so, I, can play some games in there. Good., Wow,

that's, very, good. Yeah. Now,, you're, obsessed, with, Japanese culture. What is it?

I'm, not, obsessed,, but, I, I, like, it. I, would, say, obsessed. I, think, obsessed.

I, think, you're, more, Japanese, than, uh Dominican. That's, what, he, listened, to, on, the, plane the whole way here. I asked him, he said J-pop.

J-pop. What, is, J-pop? Japanese, pop. I, know,, but, like, who's, the, famous, group that you like?

Not, K-pop., K-pop, is, better., No. I, don't, Wait,, wait. What, do, you, have, a, problem, with, Koreans for? That's what I believe.

You, have, a, You, have, a, problem, with Koreans? Problems, with, Koreans? Yeah., Yeah., Because, Koreans,, we, have, the best pop.

But, I, don't, listen, to, it. I, It's, not, that, I, don't, listen, to, it., I just like J-pop better.

Yeah,, but, Okay., Why, do, you, like, J?, So, you have a specific fetish with Japanese people.

Haven't, you, heard, like, the, way, that, they speak the language? It's It's like so cool.

Oh, I, think, I, think, they, got, blessed. They, got, the, looks,, the, language., The only thing that they didn't got blessed with was with the pee pe the pee pe size.

The, pee, pe, size, dude. That, but, that, that's, a, stereotype. Hold, on., No,, no,, hold, on,, hold, on,, hold on.

That, That's, a Hold, on., Hold, on., Hold, on., Hold, on., Hold on. Chris is, it, a, true, stereotype?

Yeah. Well,, tonight, when, you, go, to, We, Spa, you're going to be able to see.

Yeah. Do, I, have, to, go, naked, in, there? No., You, can, wear, shorts, and, MO, knows, how to do it. They have shorts there and you'll be able to compare because there's there's a lot of naked Asian men there.

I, mean, to, in, my, case,, I'm, not, a I'm, not, a, shower., I'm, more, like, a grower.

Ah,, yes., You're Yeah,, me, too., We're, all, like, that. Yeah,, we're, all, like, that.

I, look, like, the, statue, of, the, guy, with the Michelangelo. Can, you, Google?, Yeah,, that, guy.

Yeah. So,, your, penis, is, like, that? Like, that? Kind, of., Okay. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah.

And, you're, a, grower. Is, it, a, thick, pubes?, You, have, thick pubes like that?

Can, I, Can, I, say? Can, you, say, it? I, mean,, I, haven't, done, anything, for, like more than a decade. So

Right. Yeah., So,, it's, like, a, Cambodian, jungle because, I, I, watch, the, the, viral, podcast, you know, Chelsea Ling and Paige Jim.

Mhm. Chelsea, Lynn, and, Paige, Gin., Yes., Yeah. Yeah. H, Paige, has, an, only, fans., I'm, not subscribed, but she

I'm, not, I'm, not It, sounds, like, I, should, call, Paige. She, mentions, it., She, mentions, it, a, lot.

Yeah., Yeah. Let, me, see, if, Paige, picks, up. Okay. So, So, I'm, keeping, my, bush.

Yeah. Maybe, we, can, make, a, collab, later. Oh, I'm, keeping, it. So, just, Paige, has, a, big, bush, and, you think your bush can match hers? Is that what you're saying?

Probably. Okay., Are, you, attracted, to, Paige?, Is that why you're I, mean,, she, she's, good-looking.

Yes., But, I'm, saying, are And, she's, funny,, too. She's, funny, and, she's, good-looking

and, she, she, says, in, the, podcast, that she's she's Asian. She, is, Asian., She, is.

All, she, needs, to, do, is, to, watch, some anime and play some video games and we are good.

So, then, this, is, kind, of, like, your, dream girl. And, another, one, is Olivia from the H3 podcast. And that's your other crush.

Yeah., Let's, see. Do, you, think, we, can, make, this, happen? Oh,, I, know, Olivia.

Can, you? Yeah. She's, hot. She's, way, out, of, my, league. Nobody's, out, of, your, league.

No, one's, out, of, your, league., That's They, are., They, are. No., No., They're, not., Listen, to, me. That's the negativity in your head. There's no one out of your league.

No. I, mean,, look, at, what, I've, done. I, got, to, tell, you,, I, don't even, know what league you're [ __ ] in.

Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., You're, in, a, league, of your own. You're, in, a, league, of, your, own.

Yeah. And, isn't, that, beautiful? The, big, nose, league., If, you, work, at, Bed Bath and Beyond, you'll be in the Beyond Department.

Yeah., Way, beyond. Yeah., Way, beyond. You'd, be, in, the, Don, Domingo. Yeah., We, don't, even, know, what, they, sell in that section.

And, no, one, does. Yeah., Yeah., Floating, orbs., I, don't, know what they do. Lightning in a bottle.

Can, we, discuss, the, age, first?, I, don't want to be What? Label, as, a What, do, you, mean?, They're, grown, adults, aren't they? Paige is an adult. She's an adult. What do you mean? She's a grown woman.

Yeah, but, I'm, kind, of, on, the, older, side. You're, 33., 32.2. No,, that's, not, old.

That's, not, old., No. Do, you, know, how, old, Bobby, is? 54. He's, 54, years, old.

I, mean,, they, live, longer., So,, imagine Asian longer. They, do, live, longer.

They, do, live, longer., Yeah., Yeah. It's, like, dog, years. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Korean, years. Let's not Let's not mention dogs.

What's, the, average, What's, the, average lifespan of a Dominican Republic of someone from the DR? So half of an Asian

73, years., What's, the, average, lifespan, of Koreans? 4. 83., They, got, you, by, a, decade.

Yeah., Yeah., A, decade. I, need, to, start, doing, exercise. You, do, need, to, exercise., We, all, do.

Yeah., So, I'm, basically, 44. You, are in, white, years. White, years., Well,, no., That's, Dr.

What, is, the, average, lifespan, of, a, of, a white American? 78. Wow. 78., Oh,, we're, catching, up, to, Korea., Not too far off. Not possible. All they eat is McDonald's or in Burger King.

That's, not, all, we, eat., We, We, eat, a, lot. What do you eat? Yeah. I, mean,, I

They, created, air,, dude. Yeah. I, mean, we, organic, food. What, do, you, eat?, What, dinner?

What, do, you, eat?, Plantains. I, mean,, some, sometimes. Yeah., Yeah., I, believe, you, don't, believe in the afterlife.

I, I, don't. Oh,, you, think, this, is, it? What, happens, when, we, die? I, will, let, you, know, once I hit the boat. Once you hit the boat.

That's, a, term., I've, never, heard, that. Dominican, Republic., I, mean, once, you, hit, the, boat,

that's, it., Yeah., Yeah. That's, it., When, you, hit, the, boat, that's, it. That's, it., The, boat, going, to, be

Okay., Once, you, hit, it, it's, like, the, grim, reaper, when, he, comes to take your your soul.

The, grim, you, believe, the, grim, reaper, is real. No,, but, you, know, that's, what, people, say.

But, when, it's, over, nothing. Where, do, you, think, you, go?, Do, you, think it's totally done?

I, mean,, I, don't, know. I, know., We, don't, know. How am, I, supposed, to, know?

Well,, no,, none, of, us, know., But, what, do you think happens? No, idea, right?

It's, a, mystery. It's, a, mystery. Yeah. What, would, you, What, would, you, like, to think? What What do you think you'd like to have happen?

According, to, the, age, range, we should probably be asking Bobby about that. Ah,

well,, he, he, is, the, elder. I'm, the, elder., So,, what, are, you, asking me? Like, I'm You think I'm going to go first?

Probably if we go by age. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. But, judging, by My, bet, is, on, Carlos,, but, Okay., Um

Yeah., I, was, going, to, say, that., Judging on like No,, I, don't, know. Yeah.

I, think, maybe, George. Yeah., George., Yeah. George, seems, so, stressed. Judging, on, like, sub, substances,, I, don't know. I

Yeah., In, fact,, George feels like he's the father of Greg and Agoop and and Christopher. This is kind of That's

Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., There., See,, look at that's the dad. That's, the, dad.

That's, the, dad, of, it. The, whole, family. I'm, super, chill., Come, on. No,, but, it's, the, same, kind, of, beyond.

Good, cell,, George. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. I'm, super, chill., Come, on. Yeah. Cool, dad., Come, on., What, are, you, talking about?

No,, it's, just, genetically. Okay. You, know, what, I, mean? Christopher. Yeah.

Yes. You, So,, you, moved, bodies, for, And, then when did you move to the States again? When did you moved up to uh Al Albany?

I, came, to, the, state, when, I, was, around 17, I think. Okay. Wow. You, finished, high, school?

Yes. College? I, did, like, two, years., And where, did, you, go, again?, I, think, we, asked you

the, co, college. Yeah., Did, you, do, college? I, tech Tech. I, went, for, computer, science,, but, I wasn't comprehending anything.

You, were, bored kind, of., Yeah,, because, you're, very smart. I, don't, think, I, am.

I, think, you, are. Are, you? You, know, I, think, you're, lying., I, think, you, are smart.

You're, smarter, than, me, for, sure., I wouldn't be able to like you do electronics and build a panel.

It's, It's, kind, of, easy., They, give, you like a map, so you just follow the map.

Okay. Did, you, do, good, in, school, when, you, were young? I, did, good, in, math.

Math,, right?, You, are, smart. Math., Math, is, very, hard., Only, with, the numbers.

Oh,, you, only, go, with, the, numbers. Well,, math, does, involve, numbers., Yeah.

So,, you, know, anything, about, history? I, did, took, one, year, of, history, here.

Okay. What, did, we, learn? My, high, school, year. What, did, we, learn, then?

Tell, us, about, the, industrial, revolution. I, don't, know., I, don't, remember, that.

Okay. I, think, that, the, thing, that, I, remember the most was about the the cotton picking.

Tell, us, about, that. Tell, us, about, the, cotton., I, don't remember. I I I've never heard of that. Have you?

Doesn't, ring, a, bell. It, doesn't, ring, a, bell, for, me. Slaves, picking, cotton.

Slaves. What? What, do, you, mean? What, do, you, mean? History. Yeah,, I, know., But, tell, us, about, slaves. And

slaves, did, what? Pick, cotton. Yeah., When am, I, pronouncing, that, word? When?

I, don't, know, the, year. Okay., Recently,, like, 10, years,, 15, years. Not with AI. Probably more recent.

Okay. Yeah,, probably. Probably., Yeah., Yeah., Interesting. That's the only thing you know about history. That's interesting. Yeah.

Was, that, fascinating, that, that, category? Is that why you got stuck on it? Maybe, because, I, I, came, here, without knowing how to speak English. And

Oh, I, went, my, my, senior, year,, you, know,, in, a like a super white school, high school. Did you like that or not like it?

I, I, didn't, mind. Imagine, he, has, he, doesn't, know, to, speak the English.

I, had, a, bunch, of, friends. You, did, have, a, lot., Okay,, good. Do, you, still, keep, in, touch, with, friends from high school?

No. Nobody. Zero. Well,, how, do, you, have, a, group, of, friends back home? A tight group of friends that you hang out with or play video games with?

When, you, do, the, One, Piece, card, game, maybe?, You, know what, I, mean? I, I, got, a, few, friends, from, playing, the One Piece card.

Yeah., And, And, when, you, go, in, there,, hey Gilbert, what's going on? I like what's like we're let's say we're in the we're in a room.

Oh,, Big, C, is, here. Hey,, Big, C., What's, up,, man? What's, up,, man? Yeah,, Eugene., I, don't, know if, you remember.

Caleb, Caleb., Caleb, and, Eugene,, man. I, just, say,, "Hey,, guys., Want, to, play some games together?"

No,, no,, no., Today,, we, want, to, talk, about stuff. Yeah,, let's, talk, about, stuff, right, now, man.

Dude,, how, was, Bad, Friends?, I, I, heard, you went to LA, man. What was it like?

You, want, to, know, what's, funny? What?, Dude, one, guy, actually, asked, me, like, that, he heard my voice because he's one of the viewers.

Yeah. What, are, you, talking, about,, man? What, are, you, talking? He's, a, viewer, from, uh, a, fan.

What, was, it, like, in, LA,, man? What, did, you, Did, you, have, fun, with, Bobby and Andrew in LA?

I, I, had, a, lot, of, fun. What, did, you, do,, man? I, just, talked, in, the, podcast.

Yeah., But, did, you, do, anything afterwards man? I, mean,, we, are, planning, right, now., I mean, we plan to do it, but

let, my, my, pass, me. It's, like I, love, it. You, do? I, think, it's, so, funny.

A, piece, of, me, thinks, he's, doing, it deliberately. You, think, you, think, so?

Uhhuh. I'm, I'm, not, trying, to Oh,, you, think, Andy, Kofia, Kaufman? Uhhuh., He's, going, to, walk, outside smoking cigarettes and be like "Man that [ __ ] was

No,, I, met, him, before." Yeah,, we, met, him, before. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., He's, like,, "Hey,, how are you?"

I, don't, like, to, tell, lies. Yeah., Good., Well,, this, show, is unless, unless, it's, for, like, comedy purposes.

That's, what, this, show, is. That's, what, this, show, is., The, whole, show all the time. Yeah.

But, I, I, don't, know, how, to, invent stories. Or, tell, me, how, One, Piece, card, game because I we don't know what it is. I know One Piece is based on the anime right?

So, it, is, it, like, um, is, is, it, like regular cards with like king queen? I mean with

Yeah., What, is, it, like?, What, is, it? It's, like, you, It's, like, Pokemon, cards.

Oh,, look, at, that., So,, if, I, have, the monkey, zoom in on that one. That's, monkey, luffy., Yeah,

you, have, the, monkey. What? Nothing. If, I, have, the, monkey, D, Luffy, card,, is that good?

You, can, run, four, copies, of, each character card. Okay, so, you, can, have, four, monkeys.

Okay,, I, have, four, monkeys., Okay,, if, I have three monkeys, is that bad? It, depends, on, the, range, that, you, want, to have your deck.

Okay,, well,, we, know, how, to, play, the, game now. There it is. I guess we got it.

We, got, it. $2,800., Good, god,, is, that, expensive. That's, the, first, set., It's, like, the Pokemon.

It's, a, deck., It's, like, a, bunch, of, cards, right? Do, you, have, anything, like, this?

That's, like, 2000, something. Yeah., Do, you, have, a, one, piece, deck, like that?

That's, like, a, whole, set. Oh,, okay., But, if, we, got, you, that,, would you be happy?

The, 2000, one? Yeah. Don't, get, it. Why? It's, a, waste, of, money. Okay., Give, me, the, one, that, you, would want., Not, that, I, would, get in, front, of you.

I, can, I, can, buy, my, own., You, don't You, guys, don't, need, to, buy, it. In, your, [ __ ], face.

In, my, [ __ ], face. Really?, There's, not, a, a, You, can, afford these card card decks.

Yeah. He's, got, a, job., He's, got, a, good, job. Is, there, something, that, you've, always wanted?

It's, not, good. It's, not, that, good. Is, there, something, you've, always, wanted that you can't afford in the card game that because Bob and I would buy it for you is what he's saying.

No,, really. Okay,, good. Wow., You, don't, like, getting, gifts?, I I, don't, mind. This guy's a wonky contradiction.

I, can't, figure, it, out. I, can't, figure, it, out. In, one, of, in, each, car, set, box, there is a special card that is called the manga rare.

Yeah. And, since, the, set, number, three,, I've been opening one pack, I mean one box of each set to now they are in set 13, I think it is, or 12. And I haven't got a single manga once.

That's, what, it, is. So, my, luck, is, super, bad. Oh,, you, know what, I'm, thinking, about right now is how much

and, don't, don't, get, it., Don't, get We're, not, going, to, get, it,, dude., I, hear your mind. We're going to get that.

If, you, are, going, to, get, me, one,, get, me the Sanji massage. Sanji, don't.

That's, $100,000. Don't, get, it., Don't, get, it. Well,, it's, $100,000. No,, it's, not, that, one., That's, Yamato.

All right., It's, in, the, cart. Don't, Don't, buy, it. We're, not, going, to, buy, that, for, you. Don't buy that, Carlos. Carlos, I won't get out of that.

If, you, buy, that,, if, you, buy, that,, I'm never coming back to the podcast. Buy it now.

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Oh,, you're, assembling, in, this., You, see him every day? Yes., I, see. What's, his, name?

Uh,, Denny. Denny. Yes., Denny. Do, you, say, hi, when, I, mean, you, saw, him, in the morning when you woke up, but when you walk into the business, do you go "Hey, Denny." Or no

I, mean, there, is, another, guy, called, Denny in the same place. I said I said I said it to him not to my brother. I

You're, an, enigma. Sometimes You're, a, [ __ ], enigma,, dude., I, love you. I I loved you from the jump.

Sometimes I, wake, up, and, I, have, to, go, and, wake, this guy out of his bed because he still sleeping.

Your, brother. Your, brother. Well,, then you, wake, up,, Danny. We, got, to, go, to, work.

Yeah. Yeah. And, does, he, get, mad, when, you, wake, him up? No. He's, like,, "Oh,, shit.", And, then, when, you wake up, do you drink coffee? What do you do? How do you get your

I, just, eat, it, like, a, bagel, and, some juice? You, don't, drink, caffeine, ever?

I, do, Monster, Energy., Maybe, like, once every like five months. Monster, energy.

It'll, last, you, for, I, don't, I, don't, do like one, sip, a, day. Yeah,, one, sip, a, day.

I, don't, I, don't, really, drink, energy drinks like You, don't, drink that, often.

You, don't, do, any, drugs., You, don't, drink. You drink one Monster energy every five months.

Every, five, months. Yeah., Yeah. You, don't, do, much. I, don't, do, much., All, I, do, is

You, don't, believe, in, God? I, go, I, go, to, work., I, after, work,, I, go home. I either go to the grocery store and if I don't have to go, I just go to my computer, watch anime, or play games.

What's, your, dream, big? My, dream. And, you, listen, to, us, though? Yes. At, work?

To, a, Yes., to, a, bunch, of, podcasts. Oh., Oh, but, you, but, you That, doesn't, feel, That, doesn't, feel really Did any of those other podcasts fly you out?

Yeah., But, you, guys, are, number, one., Even before this, you guys were We, were, number, one, for, you.

Yes. I, love, that. So,, what, are, you, What's, your, dreams,, Big C? I want to know for real.

I, I, can't, really, tell., Like, you, don't, want, to, tell? I'm, like, well,, you, want, a, woman?

I'm, like girlfriend,, right? I'm, I'm, like, happy, with, what, I, have. Life, is, good.

Oh, my, god,, dude., You, know, what?, He's like Chanty Gardner from being there. Being there. Yeah.

Yeah., Yeah. When, you, want, Do, you, watch, pornography? Yes. Let, me, guess.

Let, me, guess, what, you, watch. Let, me, see, what, your, Google, is., Your I, mean,, it's, Pornhub., It's, not, hard, to guess.

It's, It's, anime. It's, simple. It's, all, anime, porn. Is, it, anime, porn? 80%, of, it.

What's, the, 20?, What's, the, other, 20? What's, the, 20?, 20 like, regular, stuff., But, Japanese, girls, Asian girls

sometimes. Okay. They, don't, know, that, you, should. I, used, to, like Hitomi Tanaka, but she retired. So

Hitoonomi, Hataka, Hitomi, Tanaka., She, She used to be a like the top Japanese like porn.

Let's, look, what, she, looks, like. Uh, yes. Is, that, her? Yes. Wow. You, like, her?

Oh,, so, you, like, you, wait., You, like exaggerated like breasts and stuff. No,, like, you, know, like

look, at, that. Yeah,, I, told, that, was, your, favorite? Nah. What, do, you, mean?

Oh,, he, told, me., Yes. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. She, used, to, be, my, favorite,, but, she retired.

You, like, big, breasts? They, all, are. Kind, of. Yeah., Kind, of. I, don't, I, don't, mind, the, size,, but, you know, applause is a plus.

He, sounds, like, Fancy., Yeah, that, is, what, Fancy, would, say., A, plus, A+.

The, way, that, you, do, accents, is, so, good. I, love, you,, buddy. They, are, so, funny.

I'm, so, fascinated, with, it., Big, C, is wild. He's, wild., A, wild, guy., Did, you, Do, you love your stepdad?

Yeah,, he's, he's, a, cool, guy. What's, his, name? He, just, asked,, you, know,, what, Andrew has.

He, asked, what, Andrew, has. Yes., Like, kind, of, angry, anger, issues. Wow., He's, got, you,, dude., The, whole family's got you, dude.

No,, like, you, like, he, he, goes, from, zero to 100 like in one second. Who?, Andrew.

No,, my, stepfather. All, right. But, I'm, assuming describe, my, personality. You're, a, cool, guy., Probably, like, kind, of depressed every once in a while.

Pretty, good. And, And, then, And, then, what?, It's, mine. Describe mine. I, I, don't, really, know, you, that, good. Like, I, watch, whiskey, I, I I, watch, I, watch Whiskey Ginger too, don't get me wrong.

Yeah. Do, you, watch, Tiger, Belly? Yes. Yeah. But what, do, you, prefer? Can, I, say, it?

Yeah,, say, it. He's, not, going, to, like, it. I, I, actually, like, Tiger, Tiger.

Yeah., Okay. But, that's, because, of, your, your, energy. I think that wait I'm not trying to

Oh, god., I'm, so, Hey,, bud., Happy, birthday, dude. Dude,, you're, a, good, guy,, dude., You're talented. Good guy, dude.

Bobby,, next, time, you, let, me, out. Wow,, it, turned. It, was, Andrew's, idea.

It, was, Andrew's, idea, to, come, out., Come out here. I I, like, you,, Andrew., Don't, get, me, wrong. No, no hard feelings.

The, hotel, was, his, choice, and, everything. Yeah., Yeah. Can, I? It, was, all, Andrew,, dude.

Can, I, stay, at, your, house? Well,, you, want, to, stay, at, my, house? I, don't, think, Andrew, is, going, to, pay.

Oh,, we'll, pay., We'll, pay,, dude. Now, Andrew, can I talk to you? How, do, you, feel?, How, do, you, No,, be, quiet for a second. Okay, Andrew, look at me. How do you feel about uh Christopher?

I, am, uh, I'm, pretty, excited, for, the, show to come to a close. I'll tell you that.

Yeah. Bad, friends. What, about, you,, Bobby? Why? I'm, excited, for, this, to, come, to, a, close.

No,, no,, no,, no., This, is, going, to, keep going. It's, slowly, fading, away.

No,, it's, not. And, it's, this, kind, of, stuff. No,, it's, not, this, kind, of, stuff., No. Here. No. Here's the thing.

No., Christopher,, stop., Shut, the, [ __ ], up. All right. Bobby. Christopher.

Bobby. What? I I can I can go. Christopher,, shut, the, [ __ ], up., Andrew Andrew Andrew, look at me right now.

Christopher Yeah. would, never, have, stepped, foot, in, here. Yeah. If, I, didn't, say

I, know. Let's, get, him, out, here. Christopher,, shut, the, [ __ ], up., Go, ahead.

And, he's, the, cool, guy. I, know. And, I'm, the, old, school old, school conservative, rage, rager.

Yeah. Can, I, say, something?, I'm, an, I'm, an, inch away from calling ice on you.

Yeah. I, actually, like, my, drinks, to, be, warm., So yeah, I, don't, like, ice.

Very, good. That's, a, good, joke., That's, a, good, joke. Very good. That's, a, very, good, job.

Let, me, say, something. Okay. Please, God. Like, I, really, app you, haven't, said, enough, on, this, podcast. I

I, think, I, was, going, to, talk, a, lot, less, but No,, we're, happy, that, you're, talking. Yeah, we like that.

This, is, revealing, a, lot. I, I, really, appreciate, that., I, mean,, I assume that Bobby wouldn't remember the interview.

He, did, not. But, I, really, appreciate, that, you, were the one that said to bring me

It, was, all, Andrew,, dude. Yeah. Yeah., So, now,, who, do, you, like, more? From, the, bottom, of, my, heart,, I, thank you.

If, that's, it's, my, Even, though, if, it's empty, it's, an, empty, heart., Yeah.

So, you're, a, heartless, person a, little, bit., Okay,, great. Wow., I, really, like, empathy., I, like, this guy.

I, mean,, I, tend, to, go, overboard with, the with, empathy, and, stuff, like, that.

You, go, overboard, with, empathy. I, don't, know, how, to, sympathize., Is, that a word?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah., We've Well,, let, me, say, something., In, in November, SNAP benefits are probably going to go away for 40ome million 40 right? Americans. How do you feel about that?

What, is, a, snap, benefit? Okay., All righty., Check., No, snap., Um, um what about uh Obamacare, right? It's going to end for it's the what? Go ahead.

I, told, these, guys, when, I, was, in, the, car with when they were driving me to the hotel.

Mhm. That, I, I, don't, know, anything. Oh, yeah., I Oh,, that's, about, the, I, showed, him, where the Palisades fire was and he didn't know anything about it. Yeah, like I I tell you like most of the news that I that come up in the in like

in, like, YouTube, and, stuff, like, that,, I only see it when something like big happens that YouTube like forces you to see like a

Right. He, just, looks, at, the, thumbnail., He doesn't click on I, don't, I, don't, click, on, anything., I just

That's, how, he, reads, the, news, by thumbnail. You, don't, get, involved, with, politics, and world news, right? Wow.

I, just,, you, know,, I, just broadcast, play, my, games. That's, so, good,, dude.

I, think, I, think, it's, good, for, mental health. I, do, too. I, do., You, know what?, He's, on, to something.

Yeah,, you, He, is. I, ignore, a, lot, of, people. That's, not, good., You, need, to, learn, the new

I, Me, too., I, agree, that., Yeah., Yeah. Yeah. No,, let, him, float., He's, floating.

Yeah. What?, Are, you, going, to, sink, his, boat? You're, right. Yeah. You're, going, to, take, down, the, boat., But I think the problem is the apathy and people that just don't care. You know what I mean? And if more people cared, I think

I, care, about,, you, know,, the, people, that I'm around. But All, right., So,, you, care, about, me, and Andrew?

Yes., Now, that, I'm, here, and, you, guys, are around me, I So,, if, if, Andrew, passed, away, suddenly, right, how would you feel?

I, would, feel, bad,, but, we, can, keep, making the podcast just you and me. I think

Oh, my, god., I've, never, seen, Andrew, like this. Oh my god. Yeah. I'm, I'm, just, joking., This, is, just, joke.

Yeah., Yeah. Oh,, you're, joking. I, like, I, like, you, a, lot., I, like, you.

Are, you, joking? Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., He's, joking. He, took, shots, at, me, the, whole, show.

I, know., I, know. I, feel, old, school, conservative. I, know., I, know. Um and, I, don't, even, know., rigid.

I, feel, like, you, can, take, it, better, than anger, management. Yeah, you, beat, your, kids.

I, beat, my, I, don't, even, have, kids. He, doesn't, have, kids,, but, Yeah. And, I'm, I'm, funloving.

Cool, dude. It's, because, I, feel, like, you, can, take, it better than Bobby.

Oh,, I'm, sensitive., Oh,, now, I'm sensitive. No,, no,, no., This Yeah,, now, I'm, sensitive.

No,, he's, being, manipulative., That's, what he's doing. Oh,, you, are., He, knows.

I, have, watched, more, podcast, with, you being sensitive than him. Ah. Oh,, he's, more hard rock.

Hard, rock., Yeah. But, you, I'll, be, honest, with, you,, what people don't know though is that he's extremely sensitive as well.

People, know. Yeah., And, also, not, on, top, of, that, right? He goes through deep depressions like I do

right?, And, we, have, to, be, there, for, him, you know. And um I think in many ways Andrew

about, to, go, through, one, right, now. I'm, living, it. I, know., And, I, think, in, many, ways,, um,, me and Andrew are similar. People don't realize that, you know

like, when, we're, off, camera, and, stuff, when we're together we, share, a, lot, of, like,, you, know,, I mean, fears and and um paranoia and sadness and all that.

What's, your, biggest, fear? My, biggest, fear, what, do, you, fear? I, fear, snakes.

You're, perfect. Snakes. Yes. That's, the, biggest, fear., And, let, me, say I'm sorry for like assuming

after, what, Bobby, said. I, I, don't, I, don't, mean, any, of, what, I said, you know.

Oh,, no. About, snakes. No,, about, you., And Oh., Oh., Oh., The, damage, is, done.

It's, just, playing, around. No,, no., It's I, know, it's, 2025. No,, I, shouldn't, be, assuming.

No,, no., It's, um, the, damage, is, done., You hurt. You really hurt my feelings.

He's, going to, go, through, a, really, deep one now. You, hurt, my, feelings. We, can, go, to, the, spot.

No,, he's, not, going, to, go. Yeah, I, have, feelings, are, hurt. His, feelings, are, hurt.

We, can, go, golfing. I, never, golf. Oh,, perfect. Oh,, perfect. I, imagine. I, I I, know, that, you, like, golf.

Are, you, good, at, bowling? Average. Yeah., Right., Right., Right., I'm Well,, I'm, cuz, I'm, because, you, know because he's Dominican.

Mhm. He's, going, to, be, in, Florida. Yeah. Right., My, fear, is, because, they, don't care. I think that, you know, brown guy I'm just afraid that they're going to

You, want, to, protect, him because, Yeah,, he, he, he, will, get, get chased. I can see him getting chased.

Well,, he, did, all, those, That's, a, good thing. He did all those with, the, accent., I, know.

Yeah., I, mean,, I, can, change, my, my, voice inside. Yeah. All, right., So,, like, we're, ice,, right?

Let's, see, how, this, goes. Let's, see, how, this, goes,, right?, And change your note. Just play. Get in the scene.

Get, into, the, scene,, right? Hey,, freeze., Get, on, the, [ __ ], ground. Get, on, the, ground.

Wait,, I, I'm, American. Where, you, from? Where, you, from,, man? I, come, from, Albany., I, mean,, I, meant, to say Florida.

All, right,, book, them. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. I, messed, I, messed, up, the, step.

Yeah,, you, did., You, did, that., Yeah. I, I, would, say, like, Sorry., Sorry., My voice crack.

Oh,, very, good, save., Good, save. Okay,, good. Wow., All, right. What, is, that?, Um,, people, are, saying Selena Gomez's new look is Bobby mom.

A, little, bit. A, little, bit, like, my, mom. What, do, you, mean, her, new, look?, What, did she do different? Uh

I, think, just, for, a, video, game, or, a, music video. I, mean,, she, does, look, different., I, I can't tell what she What makes her look different? Selena Gomez looks stunning for the in the dark music video. Someone said here on

I, think, I, know, what, it, is. What, is, it? It's, like, the, the, yellow, the, yellow light and the yellow thing. you know.

Oh,, she's, 33., I, don't know, why, I, thought she was much younger for some reason.

Yeah, she's, been, famous. When, you, get, famous, that, young,, you're like young forever. You're that age forever. It's kind of crazy. Would you ever want to be famous, Big C?

Me? If, you, were, famous,, what, would, change then? You think that you would be?

Nothing., I, would, be, the, same, the, same guy. Same, guy. Well,, I, mean,, this, this, podcast, is dedicated to you, right? I mean, this is just your episode, right? So, it's going to get out there, right? And some people are going to probably you're not going to become famous, but

probably, like, the, viral, podcast, of, or H3. I I need to meet Paige and Olivia. I

So,, we're, a, stepping, stone. You're, a, stepping You're, a, stepping, stone, to, get, to, a better show.

You, want, to, get, to, H3 and, the, viral, podcast. Wow. You and, the, what, podcast?

The, viral viral, podcast. Chelsea, win., You, think, Chelsea, Lynn, and Paige Jin are bigger than us?

No,, but, they, are, like, my, They, are, not bigger bigger than Yeah they, are., They, are, just, like

Hello. Hello,, beautiful., You're, on, the, podcast real fast. I I And we can cut it out and we can cut it out if you want, but Bobby and I are sitting here.

Is, there, any, chance, under, the, sun? Can, Can, I, say, something?, Let, her, know that I'm

Shut, the, [ __ ], up. Is, there, any, chance, under, the, sun, that you're with Paige right now?

Oh, god., I, left, her, about, 10, minutes, ago. Damn. Okay. So, there's a guy that's here

who, we, have, on, the, show., We, flew, out, to be a replacement for Andre for Fancy B. And he is, and I mean in love with Paige. Like, and I mean it's he's obsessed. He's

Shut, the, [ __ ], up. Shut, up. Cut, his, mic, off. So,, Chelsea,, is, there, any, way, Can, you Can you text her if I can call her cuz so we can introduce them at least?

Yeah., I, just, dropped, off, at, the, airport, but Oh,, [ __ ] All right., Well,, well,

yeah. Well,, well,, send, us, a, send, me, a, text, and we'll figure something out for another time just with her number. Is that's okay.

She, needs, to, hear. I'm, doing, it, right, now., And, good, luck. I, love, you, so, much.

She, needs, to, hear. Thank, you., Okay., Bye. You, You, need, Tell, her, that, I'm, a

No,, it's, over. Okay. What, did, you, want, to, say, though?, today's I, just, want, I, just, wanted, to, tell, her that I'm a they call their viewers rock focus.

So, I, want, I, wanted, her, to, know, that, I'm I'm wrong. It, doesn't, matter.

Um, Bobby Bobby, Bobby Paige, Paige,, are, you, um, at, the, airport? Yes,, I'm, at, the, airport.

Uh, can, you, talk, for, a, second, or, no? Oh, yeah,, no, problem., Okay., So,, we, we, we found this guy on the internet. Um I mean, a guy applied to be an intern. You're Oh, you're live on the Bad Friends podcast, by the way.

Oh,, cool., No, problem. Okay., And, he's, a, he's, not, only, a gigantic fan of yours, but he kind of has a crush on you.

Yeah., Now,, are, you, seeing, anybody, right now Paige? No. Oh,, you're, not?, Because, you, know,, he follows your Only Fans. We didn't know you had one.

I, don't, follow. Oh,, really?, Even, though, I've, told, you. Huh? I, know. I, don't, follow, it.

Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., You, You've never seen Wait Christopher,, you've, never, seen, her, Only Fans?

I, I, I, don't, follow, it., She, mentions, it. But, you, never, seen, it? I, never, seen, it.

Okay., What's, on, What, What's What's, on your Only Fans page? Uh, I, do, pube, updates.

Let, me, Let, me, walk, away, from, these people real quick. Uh, I, do, some, pube, updates, cuz, I, have, 4in pubes.

Yeah., Oh,, love. I, play, I, play, I, spy, my, little, brown, eye. I hide my butthole.

That's, fun. It's, kind, of, And, it's, kind, of, like, weird though. Yeah., Yeah., It's, like, a, kids, game., I used to play it.

Yeah., Yeah., But, for, adults., So, you, look for my bung ho. Yeah. What, else?

You, fart, on, it?, You, I, love, your, farts. Yeah., Got, some, farts. Christopher,, you, like, you, like, Paige's farts?

I, I'm, not, sure,, but, I'm, okay, with, with her. What?, No., No., No., No., No., No., Oh,, you're nervous. No

just, don't, be, nervous,, man. Okay. It's, just, me., Hold, it, there., I, got, it.

I'm, just I I follow the podcast. Okay. I'm, a, rock, [ __ ], like, you, guys,, right? I haven't called a single time and I have a Mickey Mouse voice. I don't know if you're okay with that.

Oh,, yeah., No, choice,, huh? I'm, kind, of, nerdy,, too., So, Oh,, don't, be, nervous.

No,, nerdy., Nerdy., Nerdy. I, fart, out, of, my, butthole, online., Don't be nervous to talk to me.

Do, you, want, to, say, anything, else, to, her? Not, really. You, shut, the, This, is, your, opportunity, man.

What, was, that? She's, waiting, for, you, to, talk, to, her. Chris,, where, do, you, live?

Far, away, from, here., I'm, I'm, not, close. He, lives, in, Albany. Oh,, I'm, in, Albany., Well,, I, live, in Albany, New York.

New, York., Okay,, cool. Uh,, so, decent. What, you, want, to, talk, about? No,, no,, come, here., Come here., You, know, Paige, you know what we're going to do? We're going to teach them how to talk to ladies and Yeah.

And, we're, going, to, call, you, back, in, a couple of weeks. Okay. We'll set it up.

Couple, years. Yeah. Yeah., So,, have, a, safe, flight,, Paige. Thank you so much for picking up.

Hey,, thank, you, guys, for, calling. Shout, out, Bad, Friends., I, love, your, guys' podcast.

We, love, you,, too., Bye. Love, you., Love,, Santino. Love, you,, babe. Bye,, Chris.

Chris., Chris., Chris., Drop, the, ball. Drop, the, ball., You, [ __ ], failed.

It, wasn't, meant, to, be. No., Oh,, no., No. You, didn't., What, happened?, You, You clammed up. You shut down.

Shut, down. I, I, don't, like, you, said,, I, don't, know how to talk to Yes,, you, do.

Yes,, you, do., You, You, know, how, to, talk, to us. You, have, this, brooding, confidence., You [ __ ] on me for 25 minutes straight and then and then you can't even [ __ ] close.

When, it, comes, to, friendship,, I, I, can, do that. But Oh,, we're, friends., Oh,, we're, [ __ ] friends.

You, [ __ ], dumped, on, me, the, whole, show. We, are, bad, friends. We, are, bad, friends.

Is, the, name, of, the, [ __ ], He's, got, to stick around for a while. I, do, I, I, do, think, you, blew, that.

You, blew, it. I, do, think, you, blew, that. Yeah,, you, shut, down. Yeah,, it, was, bad.

Yeah., What, happened? I, dropped, the, phone,, Bobby., Yeah. Did, you, ever? I, I, I, know., I, know, what, it, is., It's because I don't have a career.

I, don't, have, nothing, to, do, with, it. You're, a, good-looking, guy., You're, tall.

I'm, decent. Yeah. I'm, not, good-looking., I'm You're, tall. In, the, middle. Yeah.

You're, 5'11, tall. Yeah. He's, decent. You, look, like, a, young, F., Murray, Abraham. You know

are, you, wearing, a, a, Is, that, shirt, a [ __ ] Did you Is that That is Oh,, I, forgot, to, show, you, guys., I'm, not going to break it because

he's, wearing They, told, me, not, to, to, do, it. He's, wearing, one, of, Fancy's, favorite shirt. Is that Fancy shirt we gave him?

George, has, one. Oh, my, god. But, I, have, a, one, piece, t-shirt. It's like Superman. When I rip it, I get super powers. And the [ __ ] dried up all across the land.

That's, That's, why. Yeah., Yeah. No,, but, that, shirt, looks, good., That, is, a How do you say it? Say it how fancy says it. The shirt. The name of the shirt. The brand.

Unic. No., Isn't, that, Isn't, that That's, what, he, calls, it,, right? That's, the, brand. He says

clothing., Yeah,, they, only, make they right there. What, are, you, doing?, Uh

that's, what, I, [ __ ], said, seven, times. I think that's, what, he, calls, it., We, call, it, we call it.

So, the, thing, with, Paige, is, not, happening anymore. No,, that's, Yeah. I, I, can, only, say, when, she's, not

I'm, I'm, kind, of, like, in Well,, she's, going, to, watch, this., So,, why don't you pitch into that camera? Pitch Pitch Paige for a round two. Maybe you can earn something with her in this. Right.

Paige,, if, you, are, watching, this,, I'm kind of a nerdy guy. You mentioned that you like nerdy nerdy guys and do I have to say more than that?

Very, good., I, think, that, should, close, the deal. No,, I, think, you, should, say, more.

What, do, you, What, can, you, offer, in, a relationship? She, She, was, looking

What, can, you, offer, in, a, relationship?, Go ahead. Honestly,, I, don't, think, I, can, offer, too much.

You, have, a, good, job., You, have, a, great family. You're good-look guy. I'm decent looking.

Okay., Okay., Okay. Yeah, but, she, she, can, still if she's interested, she can these guys has my phone number in my Gmail.

Okay. Yeah. Just, just, let, me, just, send, send, a message to Okay., Yeah., I, I, I, don't, I, I, think, I, I don't want to put her in harm's way.

I'm, I'm, a, cool, guy., I, can, say, that. I, mean,, you, should, have, pitched, that. You know, you shouldn't say I can't offer anything. That's what you said. I can't offer anything.

You, want, to, round, to, it?, Go, ahead. We're, still, rolling. Yeah,, round, three., Go, ahead.

I'm, a, I'm, a, rock, [ __ ], I'm, a, cool, guy. Kind of nerdy. I'm a I'm a cool guy. Did I say that?

You, [ __ ], hard. I, I, don't, You, [ __ ], hard. I, I, don't, think, I, can, go, past

You, soft, [ __ ], soft., You, [ __ ], soft. I, don't, think, I, can, go, past, 30, seconds. Is she okay with that? ask.

I, know, you, saying, they, call, their, fans rock [ __ ] Yes. Oh,, that's, awesome., And, you, said, I'm, a rock [ __ ]

Yeah, because, I'm, a, I'm, a, fan. You, mean, cut, out, the, cut, off, the, 30 seconds? The 30 seconds. Cut out that cut that out.

Yeah., I, mean,, leave, it, in. I, think, I, think, I, can, do, better, in, round two.

Oh,, so, you, do, a, nut, fast, and, then, the second round you can last a minute.

But, don't, blame, Don't, blame, me, if, it goes the same way. Okay. Wow. I, I, need, I, need, practice.

How's, this, episode, been, for, you? I, I, don't, think, the, hand, is, good, enough to practice.

You, want, other, women, to, warm, up, to Paige? You need another girl to warm up to Paige.

No,, no., I'm, I'm, talking, about, myself. Oh,, yeah. Well,, Carlos, is, going, to, search, for, an escort in Albany right now.

They're, not, expensive,, but, it's, not pretty. I I feel look, at, the, Asian, one, right, there though. Number one.

I, I I, don't, think, like, ex, co because I I need I need to have that connection.

Yeah., Right. Right., You, want, to, fall, in, love. I, I, want, the, you, know, the, connection, of knowing the other person.

Right., That's, great. But, she, doesn't, know, about, me, though. Well,, she's, got, to, get, to, know, you., And you're a get to know guy. We we can we can go eat sushi on a date.

Okay. I, I, can, tell, her, about, some, animals. Yeah., Yeah., I, think, that's, that, makes Yeah, I can. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

She, says, that, she's, half, Asian,, so Yeah., You, dropped, the, ball. It's, on, her, blog.

Yeah., I, think, it's, a, dead, I, think, it's dead. Yeah., Yeah. Can, we, go?, What, about, Ethan?

We're, not, We, can't, just, call celebrities. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah. It's, not, celebrities.

What, do, you, I, mean,, if, I, call, Ethan, what would you say? because I'm a little nervous because this

No,, let, him, do, it. You, might, as, well. I, can, talk, to, Ethan, because, he's, he's, a guy,

right? But, what, are, you, going, to, ask, him? Because I don't want to call him and then have you like

I, I, already, know, that, Olivia, is, not, on the show at the moment because of stuff going on right now.

Mhm. But I'm, afraid, to, call, him, Jack, Hollow. I, think, you, should. Okay.

I, would, just, tell, him, that, I, love, the podcast. is my number two. Number, two.

Hello, Ethan., It's, Bobby. Yeah., How, are, you? You're, on, the, Bad, Friends, podcast, right now. I just want to let you know.

Okay., Great., How's, everybody, doing? We're, doing, great., We, have, a, super, fan here and he wants to talk to you if that's okay.

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, expecting, something, odd. Let's hear it. No,, it's, not, going, to, be, anything, odd. No, he's odd. He's odd for sure.

Okay., So, I'm, not, hot. Yeah., You're, You're, going, to, talk, to, him for a sec. He's has some questions to ask you. Okay.

Okay., Go, ahead. Yeah., Go, ahead. I'll, hold, it, for, you. Ethan, I'm a big fan of I'm a big fan of the podcast. I've been watching since the Bape Nation days. Big super big fan. And I I just want to tell you that I I love the the show.

I, don't, miss, a, single, episode. [ __ ], get, to, the, point. You, You, can, You, can, talk, now.

No,, get, to, the, point. Well,, that, that's, very, sweet., I, really appreciate that. I Who are you?

I'm, just, just, a, random, guy. No,, no,, just, say, your, name,, man., What the [ __ ] man?

Why, are, you, in, their, Why, are, you, in their studio? I I got I got lucky. Tell, them, your, nickname.

They, call, me Go, ahead., Go, ahead., I'm, listening. They, call, me, the, He, call, me, the, big, C because my name is Christopher.

Okay., Very, interesting. I'm, just, calling, because,, you, know,, I, I think I like Olivia a lot.

You, said, you, weren't, going, to, mess, with her. Go, ahead, AC., So,, so, are, you, a, Okay,, so, you're, a fan and you like Olivia.

Yes. Okay., You, said, you, think, like, Do, you want What do you want me to That's, great., I, mean,, you, don't, like her. It's okay.

It's, okay, to, like, her., Yeah., Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., Good, for, you., Yeah., Lots, of people like her. I like her, too. She's super nice.

Can, Can, I, take, her, on, a, date? No., No., No. It didn't work out the way hold on. It didn't work out the way I thought. I It got really uncomfortable.

Okay,, listen., Um,, tell, tell, Hold, on. Stop. Hold on. Percy. Wait. Hold on. Tell Big C.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That, um that I'm going to do everything in my power. Yeah., I, wouldn't, I, wouldn't., Thanks, for picking up. I wouldn't I I want to see you soon. I love you. I miss you. And thank you so much for picking up. And watch, the, H3, podcast., It's, one, of the best podcasts in the world. Okay.

Thank, you., All, right., Thank, you., Bye, Ethan. I love you. Andrew,, you're, there?

Yeah,, buddy. How, are, you?, Nice, to, hear, from, you. Great, to, hear, from, you., I, know, it's, uh I'm a little

uh, Today, was, weird. Yeah,, today's Today, has, been, weird, on, the, show., And and Big C is here and I I don't know if this was a good idea or a bad idea for him to call to talk about Olivia, but he is very excited.

So,, are, you, like, a, stalker,, Big, C,, or you like casually interested? I'm not. I'm actually interested in

He's, a, nerd. He's, a, sweet, guy. Sweet, guy. Just, to, be, clear,, you, haven't, like Googled her address or anything, right?

No,, no,, no,, no., I'm, not, talking. All, right., Well,, I, don't, know., I, mean, it sounds kind of like serious. Do I need to call the police?

I, know., I, know., I, know., That's, why, I, got uncomfortable. So,, call, the, police.

What? Do, I, need, to, call, the, police? No,, no,, no,, no,, no,, no., We, We'll, take care of it on our end. Um, I apologize for bothering you. Thank you for picking up. We love you so much and

I, love, you, guys., Byebye., Bye. Bye,, buddy. Bye. I, keep, dropping, post. We're, not, calling, I'm, not, calling anybody.

Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., Yeah., It's, not, working, out. It got uncomfortable quick.

Yeah. Yeah., Yeah., Don't, you, think? Yep. Yep., Yeah., Um I, think, I, ran, out, of, of, auctions., Those are the two of the ones that I like. So

yeah. You know I, don't, know. I, don't, know, either. I, don't, know, if, we, created, a, monster,

but, now, I'm, I'm, out, there, now., So, yeah,, you're, out, there. Thank, Thank, you, for, for, the, opportunity.

Okay., Can, you, look, in, the, camera, and, say thank you for being a bad friend?

Thank, you, for, being, a, bad, friend. Was, I, looking, at, the, camera?, I, don't Woo! Yeah! Woo!

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends"?

Bobby Lee (Host), Andrew Santino (Host), Christopher (Guest).

What is "Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends" about?

In this segment, the hosts introduce a humorous exchange about a replacement for Fancy B while reflecting on inside jokes and their comedic chemistry. They promote upcoming live shows and engage with a new guest, Christopher, who attempts to fill Fancy B's shoes with entertaining banter.

What is mentioned in this Bad Friends episode?

11 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Andrew Santino, Paige Jin, One Piece, Albany, Dominican Republic, Selena Gomez. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Fancy's Replacement | Ep 294 | Bad Friends"?

The episode runs 1 h 14 min; the transcript is about 15,055 words in 610 timestamped sections.

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