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Giggling about fainting, dick pills, and weed pens with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Giggling about fainting, dick pills, and weed pens with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo", an episode of Giggly Squad published January 9, 2026 (53 min, about 11,215 words). It mentions 8 people, works and ideas, including Giggly Squad, Judge Judy, Colleen Hoover, Kaia Gerber, Megan Trainer.

What this episode is about

The conversation between Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo revolves around their humorous and candid discussions on various topics, including fainting, the use of dick pills, and weed pens. Their lively banter highlights their friendship dynamics, showcasing a blend of laughter and relatable anecdotes that emphasize the art of casual and entertaining storytelling.

Key takeaways

  • When laughter is the main event, don't forget to RSVP—tag in with a joke!
  • Reading books is like attending exclusive clubs; it’s more fun if you’ve done your homework.
  • Starting from Disney doesn’t seal your fate; rebranding is the new 'growing up' mantra.
  • A captivating book club led by models? It's less about reading and more about redefining perception.
  • Being seen with a book is the new power move; welcome to the 'I can read' era!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Colleen Hoover, Giggly Squad
  2. – 10:00: Judge Judy, Kaia Gerber, Megan Trainer
  3. – 15:00: Giggly Squad, Judge Judy, UGG Australia
  4. – 45:00: Paige Sorbbo

Notable quotes from "Giggling about fainting, dick pills, and weed pens with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo"

  • Well,, you, know what's, funny, is, that, it's the only word that pops into my head and it's like not giggly squad.
    about Giggly Squad · at
  • There, was, a, Colleen, Hoover, book, sitting on the table, which I know a man's not reading that book. I here's the thing.
    about Colleen Hoover · at
  • Oh,, the, blonde., Megan, Trainer.
    about Megan Trainer · at
  • And we'll bring this up to Hulu or Netflix or anyone who's interested, we should start doing more of like a Judge Judy thing.
    about Judge Judy · at
  • Paige, Sorbbo., Those, are, the, people, I, was talking about last episode, which you guys can listen to if you haven't on Monday about some people just enjoy what, events.
    about Paige Sorbbo · at

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Full transcript with timestamps

You know we're making art here. Sup, gigglers. Gary,, fix, the, Wi-Fi., Manifest, that, [ __ ]

We, can't, be, managed. I, mean,, the, day, just, got, away, from, me. What's, up,, my, galactic, gigglers?, I'm saying, do I always say that?

Yeah. Okay., Cuz, someone, ran, up, to, me, and, they were like, "What's up, Galactic?"

Well,, you, know what's, funny, is, that, it's the only word that pops into my head and it's like not giggly squad. It's only G word in the English language. Quote me.

It's quote, me., Check, it. Um,, I, want, to, bring, something, up immediately.

Yeah,, this, is, our, first, second, episode. Oh,, right. Ever. Oh,, this, is, our, first, second, episode.

Yeah., And, I, came, with, a, lot, of, notes, cuz I was worried we'd forget what to say.

Hannah, came, with, a, lot, of, notes, because we hung out yesterday which, was, such, a, mistake. By the way, hanging out with us is not fun because we will bring something up start laughing, and then one of us goes "Hold it.

Save, it, for, camera.", So, then, Dez, is sitting there like, "Uh it's, also, not, fun, hanging, out, with, us, if you're not us."

I, thought, you, could, say,, "In, general." Yeah., In, general,, it's, not, because, Dez was around, Joe was around, and they were just like not speaking. And I was like, I'm performing with my friend right now.

Also,, my, thing, is, like, we're, obviously laughing. Just add to the laugh. just keep laughing with us.

Throw, in, a, joke., Why, don't, you participate? Yeah,, why, don't, tag, it, up?

But, anyway,, so, I'm, hanging, out, with Hannah. We're laughing hysterically and then something happens and she like looks over at a table and there's a book on the table and she goes

"Surely, someone, has, been, in, here,, broken in, stolen, your, stuff,, and, pased, it, with other people's things."

There, was, a, Colleen, Hoover, book, sitting on the table, which I know a man's not reading that book. I here's the thing. Sorry that I want to better myself in 2026 and I just was like I don't read. I never read. I should read and sometimes I get put on book talk and a girl was like this is the best book ever. And the only reason I picked the book I picked is because there's a movie coming out.

This, is, my, question., How, much, have, you actually read it? No,, I, I, just, got, it.

By, the, way, when, you, saw, it,, it, had, just, been delivered. I looked at it, looked up at her and I looked at you like I caught you doing crystal meth.

Like, I, was, like,, "Do, you, want, to, talk about this? Like does your family know? What kind of double life have you been living? Do I know who you are?"

Hannah, literally, looks, at, it, and, goes, "What the heck is this?" No,, I, got, like, disturbed, cuz, everything I KNOW ABOUT YOU I question now. I'm like

I, didn't, know, what, you, were, talking about and I was like "Oh my god, what?" And I was like, "That's a book." Like I don't know. I envisioned you if you were to read it would be a picture book or a pop culture magazine or self-help self-help or as we like to do we just watch something on Netflix and put close captions and that's reading.

You, want, to, know, what, it, it, really, boils down to? I I haven't felt this I love feeling better than people.

Yeah. It's, like, one, of, my, favorite, feelings and I haven't felt that in a while when it

when, it, comes, to, movies, and, books., One of my favorite things to say is, "Well I read the book and I haven't been able to say it in about 15 years." So, I was like, "Oh, I know this movie is coming out. I'm going to read the book so that when I see the movie, I can be like, well, it was a little different from the book."

Yeah., Actually,, people, who, say, that, are so [ __ ] smart, but I'm that person you know, when they always go, "Oh, have you read the book?"

You, have, a, couple, options. You, can, just, say, yes, and, lie, and, pray they don't have a follow-up question. Or you say no and then they like explain the book to you which you don't want either. Or you do what I do and I go skimmed skimmed skimmed.

I, saw, the, first, couple, per the, last, time, I've, legitimately, been able to say yeah I read the book was the bridge to teria in 2007.

I, say, when, I, was, younger, I, was, an, avid reader but and, my, mom, read, it, to, me.

Everyone's, like, what's, the, second episode going to be? The cool thing now it's kind of like, okay, it's like a PR thing for celebrities who are really good-looking and want like respect. Like, you know how like Nickelodeon kids will like do like a [ __ ] movie to be like, I'm an adult now.

What, is, that? It's, rebranding,, baby., Rebranding, 101. Yeah., Why, do, they, always, Why, are, people so mad when

when, people, grow, up? Yeah., when, like, like, Sabrina, Carpenter, I feel like is like the a really good example where she's like I'm not on the Disney Channel.

Also, people, don't, choose, where, they start. Like just because you start somewhere because that's your opportunity doesn't mean you it's like should be engraved in your

People, like, putting, people, in, a, box. Exactly., So, there's, all, these, like, hot girls recently that

are, launching, book, clubs, to, show, that they can read. I, love, it. One, of, them, Kaia, Gerber.

Okay. Another, one, Olivia, Pontton. Okay., um, all, gorgeous,, stunning, models who were like, "By the way, join my book club." And you're like, "Oh, she's multi-dimensional."

Are, they, meeting, or, this, is, like, on, the internet? Let's, be, honest., I've, never, clicked, into a book club

right?, So,, you, don't, know, the, actual logistics. So,, and, the, logistics, stress, me, out,, so I'm not sure.

Maybe, I'll, join, Ka, Gver's, book, club., You never know. Or, maybe, you, We're, not, doing, a, giggly book club. We don't have the bandwidth.

That's, That's, actually, Then, I've, really lost the plot. Actually, my mom, who's retired right now, has a book club. Um actually, she has a knitting club and another club. She said knitting is the best gossip. Like, she gets there, all they do is gossip. And she couldn't go the last week and she's like, I have so much to do. She's so behind on the gossip.

Wait,, speaking, of, clubs,, have, you, seen the Ashley Tisdale cut article? Like

that, was, the, book, I, wanted, to, read, this week, the cut article. But I have read the cut has such small font it it intimidates me. I did you read the article?

I, didn't, read, I, skimmed I, skimmed, it, I, skimmed, the, article. I, didn't, read, the, full, article, but, I read like a thing that did like a synopsis of it and it was basically like Ashley didn't say any names. She basically said how she felt after having a baby and then joining a mom club and how it eventually turned into

just, like, a, friend, group., It, was, like, a friend group. Look, I'm not like fully a breast of like mom club situations, but I know that that is like a real thing now.

Like, did, you, have, to, get, haze, to, get, in? People, will, have, like, Facebook, groups, in their area and it's like if you live in this like neighborhood, this is the group and then you can like ask the moms different stuff. It sounds good in theory.

Yes., But, in, reality, yeah, a friend group, that's why we only have each other as friends. Like a friend group is so intense because there's just so many different personalities.

Add, in, you're, hormonal. You, like, just, had, a, baby. You, hate, your, husband.

You, probably, hate, your, husband. So,, she, writes, this, article,, which actually I thought was is cool of the cut to like have different celebrities like write certain like essays. Yeah. Like I think that's fun. So she writes this article. She basically she does not say anyone's name. She does not say the reason like the main reason why she left. She puts it all on herself like that she didn't feel included. There were certain like situations where she felt like I didn't feel included is saying like I was bullied.

Yes. Hillary, this, is, our, knitting, club, right, now. Hillary, Duff's, husband., First, of, all, nobody's talking about the fact that we're talking about a feud between Ashley Tisdale Sharpi Evans and Hillary Duff Lizzie Magcguire. Like I don't think we're putting enough emphasis on that.

Also, like, I, didn't, know, Hillary, Duff, had a husband. She, has, a, husband.

Yes, she, has, a, husband, and, huge, Hillary, Duff fan. Love her love. Really, like, love, her, stuff.

She, had, a, song, come, out., Let's, go. Love, her, work., I, do, think, and, I, feel, the same way with like reality TV when the ladies get into fights. Anytime a husband jumps in, I'm always like

"No, no, no, no., It's, not, your, ar, like, you, don't, need to." Do, you, envision, that, like, he, was, talking to Hillary about it and like

I'm, just, going, to, post, it. Or, Yeah., And, like, maybe, she, felt, a little hurt and then he felt like

I, have, to, stick, up, for, you. I'm, going, to, get, involved., I'm, going, to get involved. Um, he basically posted a comment that like was since deleted, but people obviously screenshotted it saying that Ashley Tisdale is like a narcissist, self-centered um, and like that she was the problem. But Mandy Moore was in this group.

Um,, there, was, one, other, famous, person. Oh,, the, blonde., Megan, Trainer.

Megan, Trainer., Yes., She's, like, I'm, like, wait, what was this mom club like though? What did you guys talk about before it failed? Okay, I have multiple thoughts. First of all, who did Ash Do you think Ashley got really hurt and she was like maybe other moms will relate and feel left mom groups? Yes.

Yes., But, I, guess, at, that, level,, you posting something and not naming names

people, know it., People, look people, know. People, know, and, even, we, may, not, know, right? But they know and it was enough to call cause a kurfuffle in the community.

Ashley, writing, the, article I, have, to, read, the, article. She, knew, what, she, was, doing.

Yeah. Like, and, I, don't, think, it, was, a, bad thing. Yeah., She, was, hurt, and, she, wanted, to express that she was hurt.

Okay., You, know what?, This, needs, a reunion. You can host it. Let's get the girls together and let's talk it out

like, adult. Needs, You, know what?, rather, than reunions, I think we should start doing and we'll bring this up to Hulu or Netflix or anyone who's interested, we should start doing more of like a Judge Judy thing.

Okay,, that's, crazy, you, brought, that, up because you know how people always DM us with like issues and stuff. I'd love to like bring it on and like

they're, fighting, and, we, are, we, will, like pick sides. After, you, said, on, the, pod, the, other, day like if you're going to DM Paige about your boyfriend, it's done. I got so many DMs like, "Okay, I know I shouldn't be doing this, but just this one situation. What do you think?" And I'm like "Leave him."

You, I, feel, like, you, were, Judge, Judy, in another life. Yeah., Because, Yeah., I, used, to, watch Judge Judy all the time with my grandma

and, when, you, like, stayed, home, from school. I, was, just, like,, "This, gets, it."

By, the, way,, back, to, my, mom's, book, club. Um, she said it's the funniest thing ever because they all drink during it. So like

So, you, read, the, book, and, then, you, go, to someone's house and you talk about the book.

So, and, you, have, like, a, month., It's, once a month. So you have a month to and like different people choose the book. So like she'll be like oh this month we're reading this. But now there's characters in this book club.

Are, there, any, times, where, you're, like didn't read it. That's, the, thing., I'm, not, going, to, name names but you know who you are.

Okay., One, of, the, one, of, the, moms is, just, there, for, for, the, alcohol,, but it is at her house. So, everyone lets it go.

Like,, she, hosts. She, hosts,, but, then, every, now, and, then she gets a little too drunk and starts getting into opinions of the book. And they're like, "We know you didn't read it. You've never read a book." And she's like "But I disagree with your opinion."

A, classic, 10th, grade, page. And, you, know,, and, you, know,, guess, who's the most fun? She is.

She, is., So,, but, her, husband Giggly, Squad, is, built, on, having, opinions with no knowledge. Actually, people have asked me opinions on like how to do reality TV. And I was like, you just have to have a strong opinion whether you care or not. That's how you're successful.

Just, get, an, opinion, and, lean, into, it. Even if you're wrong. Even, people, asking, like, advice, on podcasting, I'm like, I don't know what other people do, but I know that what we do is not suggested. Like

so, this, book, club, the, her, husband, reads everything and loves it and it's at their house but she's you know drinking.

Oh, this, is, this, is this, is, couples couples., So, they, all, come. Are, your, parents, swingers?

It's, giving, swinging, season. It's, middle, of, the, day, too, and, all, these couples come together and they've read the book and my mom you know she's a a teacher. She's an avid reader. She's read it. She has an analysis. marked pages.

My, dad, tries, to, he, always, falls, every every month he says I'm gonna read it he falls off, which you know, like many of us, it's where I get it from. Um, so yeah, book clubs. Clubs I think are back. Bring clubs back.

Just, trying, to, rack, my, brain, on, what [ __ ] club I would ever join at the ripe age of 33. There's not a single club you could get me into right now.

Actually,, you're, right., When, I, was younger, I did love like a volleyball club for socializing. Yeah, you've been really going to like Pilates classes though and I feel like you have like friends there like you know the like whatever place you go to you know people there.

Let's, just, say, when, I, walk, in when, I, walk, in, I, get, the you, get, a, nod.

I, get, a, nod, and, then, someone's, a, little like I'm like yeah the bathroom's over there. Like I know what's going on. But I do have to say I did um faint in my last Pilates class. No one knows cuz I'm we're never telling. Please tell this story because it's so me.

I, I, when, you, told, me, this, story, I, was, on the Giggly Squad tour. So, I, also, I, think, I, I, hadn't, eaten., And when I say I hadn't eaten, I think I just had one breakfast. Like I think it was like around lunchtime.

Like, all, I, had, was, a, burrito, actually. And then I had French burrito. So, you, had, breakfast,, lunch,, and, dinner. Yeah.

Dinner, and, I, showed, up, but, was, feeling kind of hungry but I was like I could do this and the teacher was

tough., Is, this, like, a, regular, Pilates class or is this like a Pilates like fusion?

I've, never, done, this, kind., There's,, you know, where there's the second machine. It's called like the octagon or something. It's called like the guillotine. It's like and it has like fur.

The, one, that, has, the, bar, thing., Yeah. The fur things for your like fur handcuffs., And, I, was, just, like,, I'm about to get [ __ ] up. Like I knew it.

Sponsored, by, UGG, Australia. This, is, how, I, knew, I, was, going, to, get [ __ ] up because the teacher was like gorgeous.

Mhm., skinny, and, pregnant. I, would, have, walked, out. The, motivation, just, inside, that, woman's pinky. I could never relate.

She, had, two, abs and she looked at me and I said, "You're about you're about to be disgusted by what's going to happen."

She, was, like, "And, how, far, along, are you?" And, I, was, like, "It's, just, a, burrito."

So,, wait,, imagine, you, accidentally, go, to like a Lama's Pilates class. What is that?

I, mean,, I, made, that, up,, but, like, lama, is like when you go and like learn how to breathe, when you like give birth.

Yes., Yes. I'm, sure, there's, somewhere, in, California they have like Pilates/, Lamas.

You, just, know, like, and, also, she, was, like nine months and she was just standing there and it was like her fourth class of the day and she's like, "Good morning, how are you?"

And, I, was, like, just her, legs, like, by, her, head., She's, like, "How are you?"

She's, stretching. Take, a, seat, anywhere., She, was, gorgeous to the point that I was going to ask her like what mascara she used and I looked and I'm like "Oh, that's just her natural her natural um lashes." So, we start and I was like trying

hour, class, 45, minutes, 50, minutes. Yeah. And, I, was, I, wanted, her, to, be, proud, of me. Like, you know, some instructors you're like whatever. They think I suck. I don't care. For whatever reason, I wanted her to be proud of me and I wanted her I mean she literally should be at home with her baby and she's with me.

So,, and, there, was, another, girl, in, the class. So it ends up it was supposed to be a full class just two girls. So you know Yeah. I got in touch.

You, had, a, private, Pilates, class. Pregnant lady. It, was the the pregnant lady was the instructor.

Oh. And, then, the, other, girl, was, like perfect. Okay., And, me. Wait., When, you, told, me, the, story, the other day, you made it seem like you were in a m like a big class and no one saw you slip out to go pass out. I didn't realize it was you and another person. What were you just like, "Sorry I have to go faint alone somewhere."

Okay,, so, the, first, 30, minutes, you, do, at the guillotine. Okay. And, I, like, did, okay., And, I, was, like, kind of feeling myself got a little cocky. Go to the second machine

and, there's, this, thing, called, pikes., If you don't know what a pike is, it's a plank that then you bring your butt up in the air like a triangle and your head down.

And, we, just, kept, doing, pikes, like, to, the point where I was like, "This is how I died."

And, the, blood's, like, rushing. The, blood, is, rushing, to, my, head., So, I think I was like shaking my head. So then we get up and we have to put our leg on this wooden This is the contraptions are be I was like who what sick [ __ ] invented this?

It's, a, guy, invented, Pilates. Joe, Joseph. Yeah. So, it's, this is, that, his, name?, Joseph, Pilates.

Joseph, Pilates. He's, Italian., No,, I'm, just, kidding., Joey Pilates. So it's this wooden thing. Have you ever seen that swivels? So, you have to put your foot on this thing that swivels and then put your leg on the machine and try to keep your foot from swiveing.

That, threw, me, into, a, tail, spin., I, felt really out of control and then next thing you know, I started to get lightheaded. And by the way, it's me and one other girl. She's And also, it was the kind of thing where like, you know when

you, want, to, do, it, right,, but, you literally can't. And then the instructor's like lifting. I'm like, I know what I should be doing. I literally can't do this right now. So, I'm like

also, once, one, body, part, starts, shaking, you're like, "And I'm done for it." Like, you can't I can't undo that.

Also,, body, parts, are, shaking, that, aren't even working hard. So, I'm like fully like a a baby deer just trying to do this exercise.

And, then, I, think, I, I, scared, myself, cuz, I was like, I'm scared. And, then, I, got, laded, and, then, I, started having like a mini panic attack. And then you know when

because, you're, scared, you're, going, to pass out. Yeah., And, then, you, know, when, you're watching yourself have a panic attack looking around like

you're, like, no, one's, noticing, that inside I'm dying. No, there's some Did your vision go? That's always like my first blurry vision. Blurry. It all was like So in that moment

I, had, a, bunch, of, different, voices., I said, "Hannah, suck it up. You're doing Pilates. A pregnant lady is bossing you around. You could do this." Then a part of me was like, "Call 911." Call the police. You just start smiling like Lenor. You're like, "It hurts less if you smile." Do

you, know, what, I, actually, did, now?, I remember cuz I blacked it out. I started just messing with my socks. I started getting off the machine just messing with my socks.

Yeah., Like,, "Oh,, I'm, just, like, fixing something." Yeah., My, sock, is, like, off.

Did, you, have, water? Yeah., But, it, was, also, like, the, other girl was fine.

Yeah. I, mean,, the, other, girl, was, like breezing. She was like "This is easy." So, I I messed with both my socks. I've ran out of sock options. I can't think of another sock to mess with. And I know the instructor. It's not like I'm in a big

Some, finance, bro, should, come, out, with, a line of socks and name it sock options. Like stock options.

Anyway,, email, me, later, about, it. Okay., So,, you're, like,, I've, fiddled, with enough songs. I need a game plan here.

So,, I, just, go, I, have, to, go, to, the bathroom. Yeah. So, how, many, minutes, are, left, in, the, class at, this, point?, Who?, You, know when, you don't even like don't add another hour. I think there was like 20 minutes left.

So, I, go, to, the, bathroom., I, shut, the, door and I just fall on the floor.

Best, feeling, in, my, life., Laying, down, on a cold stranger's bathroom floor. Nothing like it. I mean I was at peace for the first time in my life. Someone say my whole life went flashing by me. I saw me as a child playing with butterflies.

Now, imagine a D1 red head saying, "Oh, do you feel like you're going to pass out? Head towards the stage in that exact moment." And you're like, "All I want is a tile floor."

I'm, lying, there, and, I'm, just, I'm, getting my breath. And in that moment, I know if I can get it together pretty quick, I still can get out of this without making a scene. Like, it

Why, wouldn't, you, just, say,, "Guys,, I'm going to literally pass out." Cuz, I, have, That, is, such, a, great question. I could not admit that like I was

falling, apart. Interesting. And, that's, my, childhood. See?, Okay. Because, then, I'm, I'm, not, a, good, person.

This, is, where, we're, different., When something traumatic happens to us you're like, "No, it didn't. No one noticed it. I'll deal with it later." Where I'm like

I'll, deal, with, this, in, 10, years., Um, people should be arrested because I'm feeling attacked.

Well,, it's, funny., You're, like,, "They're the problem." Or me, I'm like, "I'm the problem." And I

I'm, immediately, like,, "You're, the problem. I'm I'm the one who has an issue. So I'm laying down and then I realize like I can tell her I have my period. Like I start coming up with all these lies. Like god forbid I just say I got lightheaded in your class. I'm sorry. And I'm like I have a reputation I'll uphold in this town. So I I get up and I start washing my hands and I realize wait I feel

okay. Okay., Like, I, think, you, know, how, like cold, water, actually, on, your, wrist probably.

I, also, feel, like, I, didn't, go, into, a, full panic attack. You know when you feel it coming on and you're like not today [ __ ] I've had that before where you feel it and then you go, I can get out of it now.

And, I, wish, I, could, give, you, guys, good advice besides laying on the bathroom floor, but that's what did it for me. Yeah.

Get, back, like, nothing, happened., Just kept going. Wow., You, just, had, like, a, Then, you, were just like dehydrated. You weren't like

starving, having, I, ate, a, French, fry,, came back in. Wait,, did, you, tell, your, mom, this, story?

No., I, don't, want, her, being, worried, about me. Oh, my, god., She'll, call, me, to, hear, it. She'll call me afterwards and I would be like, "Mom, that's why I have to eat seven meals a day so I don't faint."

And, that's, why, I, don't, go, to, pilotties anymore, you know. But, anyway, anyho.

Oh,, wait., Can, we, just You, have, something. Well,, I, just, want, to, talk, about, men.

Yeah,, we, built, a, whole, career, on, it. And, I, feel, like, this, is, one, thing, we haven't talked about men, which is hard to find, but

their, bathroom routines. Their, bathroom, breaks. Their, bathroom, breaks., because, I, didn't realize this was a thing.

Yeah, some, men, are, are, fast, with, it,, but, there is an epidemic out there. When when men take poops, they make it

a, a, ritual. A, ritual., They, make, it, like, main character energy. They take a whole business day.

They, put, it, like, on, their, calendar. You, like, can't, contact, them, during, it.

And, they, also, um, they, do, this, thing where they like slip away like, Yes., You, know,, like, they're, like, "I'll be right back." Like they and you're like, "Okay." And then 4 hours go by

and, you're, like,, "Wait,, what, happened, in there?" And, I, feel, like, mothers, probably, deal with this where like you have kids running around and your husband disappears cuz he has to poop, which I'm going to, be, honest,

I, can't, tell, you, the, last, time, I, took, a regular stool., How, nice, must, it, be?

It's, so, [ __ ], easy, being, a, man., Like they're regulated. They're their hormones are never going

But, this, is, the, thing., They're, not, like in my head it's like oh they're taking like these huge massive poops that take forever. I don't look

they're, on, their, phone., They're, just getting away from Yeah., Which, yes, that's, what, I, did, during Pilates, but men do it all the time. I even think like at work like they're first of all they're getting paid more anyway

and, then, they're, spending, two, hours, in the bathroom at work which, I, do, commend, anyone, that, can, go, to the bathroom in a public place. Like talk about having a panic attack. I'll have to lay on the floor. Like I remember growing up, even being in school, like I've went home sick before because I'm like, "Mom, I really just have to go to the bathroom."

So, I'm, in, a, lot I, don't, want, to, go, to, school. I'm, in, a, lot, of, public, bathrooms., Wait, I love that you had to go home or to pay.

There, are, so, many, times, in, high, school like that my mom would be at work and I would call my grandma and I'd be like "You have to call the school." And she'd be like, "I'm not even your mom." And I'd be like "Call now." In my head public bathrooms, like that's where I go off. Like I'm not disrespecting.

No,, I, get, too, like, nervous. I, also, feel, like, that's, what, bathrooms are for. And I have like But also, I don't I can't hold it in.

Yeah. I'm, just, I, can't, be, fake., Sorry., I, can't be fake. Sorry,, I'm, a, real, one.

But, I, also, I, don't, know., I, feel, like with the the men with the bathroom, it's um they get respect when they like you give them respect.

It's, like, football, Sundays. Yes. You're, like,, "Oh,, sorry., I'm, sorry.", My mom had to use the bathroom with the door open just in case a kid like wanted to jump off a table

right?, God, forbid. I, couldn't, even, I, as, a, child, I, can't even remember my mom using the bathroom.

My, mom, wasn't, allowed, to, use I, don't, think, she, ever, showered., I, think for 14 years the woman stayed unshowered and never peed.

My, recent, issue, cuz, I, have, a, lot, of public I'm always in airports. I'm I'm at rest. I'm whatever. I always run into a giggler in the bathroom.

Stop., It, happens, every, day. Yeah. There., And, also,, I'm, always, talking, so everyone's like, "We can hear you."

I, was, going, to, say,, "You're, always talking so people can recognize your voice." Where I feel like when I'm out they're like, "Is that is it?" And I'm like "Yes."

And, also,, if, I'm, with, Dez,, he's, like, big and white-haired, so he's like a shining light and everyone sees him. But like even yesterday at the Pilates class, I'm in the bathroom. I Well, first of all, I can't find the bathroom. I'm like walking down the hallways and someone's like "Hey, I'm a giggler. The bathroom's over here, you dumb [ __ ] And I was like, I love you. Thank you.

Did, you, go, Did, you, tell, her, that, you fainted in it? That, was, prefaint.

Got, it. Now, that, I, think, about, it. So, when, you, went, back, into, the, room,, did the pregnant instructor or the other girl taking the class be like, "Are you okay?"

No,, I, didn't, make, eye, contact., I, just kept going. Oh,, so, they, had, no, idea.

No., Okay. Actually,, it's, funny., My, memory,, they probably were like, "Yeah, that girl had a full breakdown mid class." And then didn't say anything. But um no, I go into the bathroom before the class and this giggler was like so nice. We were laughing, having fun. And then I'm like "Okay, I'm going to go in the stall." And then we have to like use the bathroom next to each other. And obviously it's like pre- pilates, you got to get stuff out. And I'm like, "Oh my god, am I ruining like she thought I was cool?" And then I like farted in the bathroom.

She's, texting, her, friend., She's, like, "I just met Hannah." And she's [ __ ] next to her name.

Everyone, has, a, If, you, have, a, bathroom story with me, that's a I don't know, I think it's a beautiful um connection.

Wait,, I, was, just, looking, at, our, notes and sometimes like Grace will write notes too like, "Oh, this was like funny. I saw it. Like you guys should talk about it." But she wrote a note and I'm like I'm like

I, was, I, was, writing, in, Grace's, notes. Oh,, cuz, I, was, like,, "This, is, so, not Grace." She wrote, "When people mistreat you, it's because they think you're you're better than them and they want to bring, you, down, to, their, level., No matter how much status or power they have, they are insecure. I wrote, "Grace, are you going to I literally read it?" And I was like

"Grace, would, never.", First, of, all,, Grace doesn't care what other people think about her. Grace at all.

I, That, was, our, mental, health, moment. Oh,, okay., Sorry., I, didn't, mean, to, ruin it, but what a word salad cuz I was really I almost texted Grace this morning like, "Hey, is everything good at home?"

No,, it, was, people, mistreat, you, no, matter seriously. But when you're treated bad you you sometimes don't realize that it is just them projecting on you. And but then you know when you're treated bad by like a boss or someone who's like considered, you know, higher status or cooler like in high school some someone who thinks they're cool is mean to you

and, you, actually, realize, it's, cuz, they see something in you that you don't see in yourself and they're insecure and they want to bring you down and that's honestly the biggest compliment ever. And now I think every time I felt someone was mean to me I'm like that was a compliment. Yeah, it is. It really is.

Like, if, no, one's, mean, to, you,, like you're not doing enough. Yeah., If, no, one's, mean, to, you, Sounds like you're being mean to people.

Oh, you're, the, meanie. You're, the, meanie. I, saw, a, quote, that, was, like,, "I, don't think I'm better than you. You think I'm better than you, and that's why you hate everything I do." And that I was like "Oh my god, yes."

Oh, my, god., Well,, also, at, the, end, of, the day, most people aren't [ __ ] thinking about you. So everyone needs to come not in general like like with other people how they think about you. It's like they're worrying about

that's, why, like, actually, not, to, bring, it back to Pilates but, whenever, I, do, go, to, a, Pilates, class like or any workout class or like just the gym, I'm like going in I'm like, "Oh my god, everyone's looking at me because I'm doing it wrong or like everyone is so like judging me or whatever." But they're not because everyone's thinking about themselves and it's like no one's thinking about me because I'm thinking about me.

Exactly., And, our, last, mental, health moment of the day which Grace actually did write um Chelsea Handler. Oh no, I had another one I added.

Why, are, you, writing, under, Grace?, Like, as well, Grace, wrote, something, kind, of inspirational and then I wanted to keep it all together. Look, don't don't worry about my methods. The methods to my madness. Um this is a real mic drop.

Okay., How, can, it, be, unrealistic if other people have it? I, reposted, that, on, TikTok.

Oh,, sorry., Oh,, so, you, actually, wrote, it? Yeah,, I, wrote, it. The, last, one., Shout, out, to, Chelsea Handler who just what?

That, just, made, me, think, of, like, that's why you like saying, "Oh, I read the book." Because it feels like you wrote it. Like you wouldn't get it because you haven't read this masterpiece. You've only experienced the movie. I wrote it with the author. It was a

co-wr asked like what I wanted to put in. You're, like,, I'm, the, only, person, that's ever read this book.

Okay., Sorry., Keep, going. Chelsea, said,, "We, neglect, to, reflect about how far we've come. Don't forget your younger self is always with you." So, that's just a cute moment.

Also,, I, think, the, world, isn't, giving enough credit to now only women host award shows.

Yeah., Because, we, are, socially, aware, and we know how to like be funny without like hurting people.

Yes, cuz, we, have, empathy. I, can't, wait, to, watch, Nikki, Glazer, do Golden Globes again.

Yeah,, Chelsea, could, do, it, in, her, sleep. Nikki can do it in her sleep. It's true. I'm so I'm so anxious to see who they get for the Oscars

because, I, also, feel, like, no, one, is, even like, I, haven't, seen, any, articles, or headlines or anything about how like women are dominating hosting

say, Amy, Per, except, Amy's too, busy, like, Amy, doesn't, want, to still, talk, about, Amy, Puller, and, Tina, Fay hosting or presenting.

They're, exhausted., They're, like, "We can't do this all the time." But you know what, I, also, don't, like?, The, Oscars is a man. They get a man for the Oscars and the two smallest award shows they give to the women.

Oh,, I, never, thought, of, that., Cuz, like the last guy I can think of hosting the Oscars,

Conan., Last, Oscars. Oh,, he, did? Yeah. I, don't, remember, that. Did, he, do, a, good, job?

We, were, busy, during, that, week., I, think he Well, Conan's likable like Conan's fine. He wasn't doing stand up. Last time a guy hosted it when I was like he was funny was like Ricky Jervis.

They, loved and, they, like, would, never, have, him, back. They, like, Jimmy, Kimmel., They, like, Trevor Noah.

But, um, sorry,, did, I, black, out?, When, the hell did Trevor Noah host the Oscars? I don't remember that at all.

There, was, a, time, where, he, hosted, like every award show. He was like the guy.

But, by, the, way,, hosting, an, award, show, is I couldn't imagine is, very, difficult., I, think, Chelsea's, so good at it because she knows everyone for so long. Like Yeah.

So, it's, it's, so, much, easier, saying, a joke to your friend. Yeah. than, a, joke, to, someone, who, you, literally like I can't believe I'm making eye contact with this person.

I, just, think, it's, funny, that, like, when the men do host, it's like, "Oh my god Kevin Hart's hosting. Oh my god, Kevin Hart said no to hosting." And like there's no it's never like a big deal.

Yeah. About, like, people, I, really, feel, like didn't make a big enough deal that it was Nikki's first time ever hosting an award show and she crushed it and she crushed it.

Yeah. Like, if, that, was, a, guy, they'd, be, like, he is just the best host. The, best, stand, up, of, all, time.

It's, like, a, guy. Have, you, seen, the, share, interview? She's she comes out of nowhere and now we've said it

and, just, lays, down, the, law., I'm, obsessed with her. If, you, haven't, seen, the, clip

shares, on, the, what, is, the, name, of, Dax Armchair Expert on Dax Shepard's podcast which people love. He does have a great podcast. He always has like good interesting guests and stuff. And so Kristen Bell was on and Sher was on and they were talking about like how what a good relationship they have because they did like the movie Burlesque

and, then, Dax, asked, Sher, who, would, be your dream guy for Kristen like who do you think would be better suited with her?

Which, is, him, basically, saying, I, know that you think I'm, not, good, enough, for, her., He, did, say he was like, "I know you think she could do better, which I don't disagree with but who in your head would you like think?" And Sher was like, "I have no idea. Like, I have not thought of a specific person, but and she goes, I trust Kristen so much that if she loves you, there must be something about you that I'm not seeing." Which is

incredible., If, I, was, Dax,, I, would, have been like, "Okay, and I gotta go."

Basically, saying,, "If, you, don't, have, the greatest dick alive, which you probably don't,

you, should, not, be, with, her." But, also,, I, love, that, I, feel, like, he, was too scared to have her on alone. He needed to bring Kristen cuz she's like close with her.

Yeah. To, do, a, one-on-one. No,, I, do, think, it, like, I, feel, like Kristen was like, "Oh, shoot." like then like is she gonna say an actual person like you could tell that Kristen got like a little anxious which like obviously and then when Sher said it she like laughed and was like that was great and they were like clip this

this, isn't, directly, pointed, at, Dax because we love men in the arts but I just have to say a shout out in general for

of, all, the, men, that, have, podcasts I do enjoy like I've listened to his I do enjoy his the most of sometimes it's like too guyish and I'm almost like I don't even understand that reference And like I don't even know what the [ __ ] you're talking about.

Philippians like okay what is air conditioning? I, almost, got, stuck, in, a, conversation where men were talking about air conditioning and I was like I need to get the [ __ ] out of here.

You, know, what, isn't, talked, about, enough is that you can get like boner pills like the gas station like oh okay there's tax on tampons but let's make sure you can get hard at 711. That's inappropriate.

Yeah., One, thing, we, need, less, of, is, hard men. If you're soft, you're soft for a reason. That's the universe. Sorry. Whatever happened to Darwinism? You think Darwinism wanted dick pills at 7-Eleven?

No. No., Actually,, guys, say, that, like, they're really dangerous. Like you should not take those because one day I saw them and I was like, "What is that?"

What, if, I, accidentally, took, it, cuz, I thought it was like for a UTI? I, don't, think, it, would, do, anything.

We'll, see., We'll, try, it, later., We'll keep you guys posted., Can, page, tricialis.

Um,, I, was, going, to, say, though, with, men, older men who, do, plastic, surgery,, there's, like another level of sickness to it when it comes out like it doesn't look good. Cuz I'm like, first of all

you, don't, even, have, societal, standards making you have bad plastic surgery. Like women who have bad plastic surgery I'm like, let her live. She's doing her best. When men get bad plastic surgery I'm like, you didn't even need this and you [ __ ] it up.

How, did, we, get, here,, bro? And, some Who, are, you?, Are, you, referring, to, anyone specific? Because I have one person in my head.

Not, kind, of., There's, just, some, guys, who are older and looking funky. Like, they haven't figured it out yet. And

Bradley, Cooper. Bradley, Cooper., Like, I, feel, like, he, did something and I'm like they messed it up a a little. You're there's something slightly off.

As, someone, who, loves, the, look, of, an older man I, want, to, see, those, wrinkles., I, want, to see the pain you've been through in your life.

Bradley, Cooper, has, been, hot, for, like, 30 years. He's so like But, yeah,, Bradley, would, be, so, hot, as, an older, chiseled, tired man.

Yeah., Like, I, would, say, like you, don't, need, to, be, freshfaced, at, 62. No.

Especially, as, a, man., If, you're, fresh face at 62, you didn't work. No. I, And, I, want, some, grays.

I, want, salt, and, pepper, hair., I, want I, want, you, to, walk, kind, of, slower.

Yes., I, want, you, to, have, like, a, limp because you need a hip replacement.

I, want, you, to, not, be, that, quick, so, I, can get away. I, need, to Someone, said, flirting, in, your, 30s, is like, "So is your lower back."

Okay. Wait,, people, don't, talk, about, how intimate it is being like, "Where's your pain? Do you have sciatica yet?

Wait,, how's, your, L4? What, is, up, with, men, loving, sciatica? It's, I, feel, like, that's, like, a, word, they learned and they just have been running with it.

It's, like, crypto., No, it's, the, body, version, krypto. I, haven't, heard, the, word, sciatica, ever in my life. And I feel like in the past two years, I've had multiple men that I don't even really know that they're like my sciatica.

What, is, that? Also,, when, you're, like, younger,, remember Ariana Grande? I almost said Ariana

but, she, dyed, her, hair, brown. Thank, god. Yep. But, Ariana, said,, um,, you, know,, you, got me walking side to side. So when you're younger, if like if anything feels anything after, you're like, "Woo, he blew my brains out." Where now it's like my back's always

That's, what, that, means. Yeah., He's, got, me, walking, side, to, side. What did you think it meant?

I, have, no, idea., I, thought, it, just rhymed. side to side with whatever the line was. I don't like to look into the lyrics really because we didn't personal thing for them.

Thank, god, we, didn't., The, stuff, that, we were singing when we were 9 years old.

Did, you, watch, any, of, the, New, Year's stuff?, Do, you, know, that, this, is, the first year I didn't? And I was home. Like I didn't go out this year for New Year's and it was the first time I didn't watch any New Year's Eve. Like

why, do, you, think and, how, does, that, make, you, feel? Yeah., Why, do, I, think?, Um

I, think, well, I, I, think, it's, so, it's, for older people and I do feel like traditional like TV

like, if, okay, here's, a, great, example., If Netflix had one, like if Netflix had a New Year's Eve thing and it was like

a, bunch, of, celebrities, that, I, know, who they are and they're famous right now currently, I probably would have watched it. But sometimes like

like, traditional, news, places, that, do like a New Year's Eve thing every year they have so much so many rules because it's like, yeah, this is network TV. Like you can't say that there could be kids watching or like we have laws and stuff like that. So, it's just like not as unhinged as I feel like it could be.

I, I, like, to, play, there's, like, the, CNN one, there's the CBS and then ABC or something. I don't know. But it and anyone would go to a commercial then I go the other one and then it was like that one's in a commercial and then I was like

I, do, like, secretly, Ryan, Serest, and, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper are like in a group chat like the day before New Year's Eve like you're going down like you know like I do like to think that there's some type

because, they, are, filming, right, next, to each other right they're in Time Square. I think also booking the gig.

They're, probably, now, that, I, think, about, it,, there's, just so many studios. They're probably in this. Are they in the same building? They could be.

See,, that's, the, reality, I, want, to, watch. Um,, but, I, I, feel, like, also, it's, a, hard gig to book.

Like,, because, who, wants, to, be, performing on, New, Year's, Eve? On, New Year's, Eve, in, the, freezing, cold in Times Square. Yeah.

People, are, they, rip, people, apart, if, they lip-sync and if they don't lip-sync.

Okay., I, have, a, a, really, hot, take, that, is probably going to be rude. Mhm.

If, you, go, to, Times, Square, and, you're, not hosting the New Year's Eve show, you're there as a a patron of the Times Square New Year's Eve. You should not be allowed to vote

Paige. Because, in, what, worlds, do, you, have, the same common sense or reasoning as the rest of America?

Paige, Sorbbo., Those, are, the, people, I, was talking about last episode, which you guys can can listen to if you haven't um on Monday about some people just enjoy

what, events wearing, a, diaper. I, mean,, what, the, [ __ ], was, that? Imagine, like, being, so, excited, to, be like, I'm going to go to Time Square for New Year's and stand there. It's going to be awesome. Like, I wish I could get a high from that. These people are jacked up. Like, it brings joy. No there's something a miss going on there. There's AI.

Yeah,, there's, something, weird, happening. You're You're telling me there's that many people that electively it's [ __ ] freezing

and, you, can't, once, you, leave,, you, can't come back. So,, you're, not, only, signing, up

for, it, to, be, freezing, for, hours,, but you're also going to give yourself a UTI.

It, 100%., that, someone, they're, just spreading like no, they, they, literally, interviewed, the front row and they were like I've been here

and, I'm, wearing, a, diaper, and, the, one, guy was like I'm wearing a pad and everyone in the comments was like

you, don't, have, to. No,, that's, not, You've, peed, your, pants. Yeah. Like no pad in the world is soaking up you peeing your pants. Not to be like an annoying New Yorker, but I used to live, don't be jealous, right by Time Square in Hell's Kitchen. And at one point, like I had to get to my place and they were like, "You can't go." Cuz it was like the day. And I was like "No, I live there." And they're like "You can't cross this." And I'm like, "I can't get to my house." And it was like took like 30 minutes of talking to different cops to try to get to my apartment cuz my ID said like an old apartment from the year before. And it was I like couldn't get home. Don't get me started on the parades in New York City. The amount of times I've been like, "But I live here." And they're like "No."

Also,, I, had, a, epiphany, the, other, day that sometimes um sometimes I'm annoying.

I, think, that's, like, in, your, 30s, you start realizing like in, what, context?

Just, like, you, have, flaws, and, that's okay. I think your 20s you're trying to

be, perfect, then, you and, be, like, I, don't, have, any, flaws. I, don't, have, flaws., Then, you're, trying to like hide your flaws. Then by your 30s you're like yeah that's me. Like I'm so annoying about being from New York. Like I was talking to someone the other day and I could just hear myself talking and I was like, "Shut up." Like

I, just, got, my, driver's, license., Like, I can't function anywhere but New York.

Yeah. And, like, just, like, normalizing, being like, "Oh, that's an annoying side of me that like we'll work on."

That, like, New, York, is, your, personality. I'm trying to think what's like the most annoying thing I've done recently that I've like clocked like wow that's annoying as [ __ ] I feel like in your 20s you ignore it where your 30s you're more open to

Yes. to, you're, like, I'm, evolving. There's, so, many, more, times, in, my, 30s that in my head I've been like yeah I handled that wrong. That was on me

and, that's, maturity and, that, was, a, [ __ ], thing, to, say, or like that was just like a rude thing to do. We're in my 20s. I'd be like get over it.

Can, I, just, say, something, though?, Like, I know we joke that you're mean and rude to everyone.

You've, never, you've, never, been, rude, to me. No., It's, kind, of, like, a, persona, that like Well, you want to know what?

You've, never, even, gotten, mad, at, me before. No. And, you're, always, like, "Oh,, I, got, mad about this." You've never gotten like mad.

Yeah,, because, I, love, you. Okay. You're, like, "You, get, away, with, so much."

Oh, my, god., I, didn't, even This, is, so, long, ago, and, I, forgot, to bring it up on the pod.

What?, So,, a, couple, weeks, ago, there, was um you know when um randomly on Tik Tok everyone was getting like videos that like they were like I saw this last week or like I saw this last month or whatever.

That, happens, all, the, time. I, was, going, through, that, and, there, was, a Tik Tok that I had seen before and I I must have seen it in like the middle of the night cuz I didn't comment on it and I like wanted to. this girl made this Tik Tok and she was like just like very obvious that Paige loves Hannah so much more than Hannah loves Paige and she wasn't even being like mean in it and she was like this is why I think this like I just don't think and she goes like all these explanations and

wait, what, did, she, say, I, want, to, know I, have, to, find, it, but, I like, the, way, Hannah, looks, at, Paige sometimes

and, I, commented, and, I, was, like, that [ __ ] [ __ ] also, you're, like, yeah

but, no, people, like, don't, think, that, we would be friends because we're so different. But what people don't realize is that I don't feel comfortable with people like you

and, that's, exactly, it., I, mean, I, don't, feel, shame., Don't, trust when, I don't trust me.

When, I, see, someone, who, moves, like, me, you go, I don't need that energy in my life. No, but I think it's a self-awareness thing where I'm like, I'm annoying about certain things that I should not be annoying about, like clothes and shoes and like I have to where you don't you don't care about that stuff. So, it's almost like an escape of my own brain to be with you.

That's, why, we're, with, men, cuz occasionally you have something that's like pissing you off and then you say to them and their perspective helps us. Yeah. Like we need that occasionally. But also with you, there was a second where I'm like, why does she like me? And then I met one of like your old childhood friends who's like just like me too. You like to surround yourself with like people who don't take theelves too seriously. Your brother is also like me.

Who, did, you, meet, of, my, childhood friends? Stephanie. Oh, yeah., Yeah., Yeah.

She's, personality., It's, not, like, all your friends are type of way and I'm like a cold sore

except, that, one, dinner, you, brought, me, to and, I, was like, hi, guys. If, anything, I, really, don't, have, any I would say the closest girlfriend that I have that is like exactly like me.

No,, I, don't, have, any. Do, you, know, what's, so, funny, too?, All, my friends growing up were always like the pretty girly like hot girl and I would like live vicariously through all her like boy stories cuz I was scared.

Do, you, know, that, like, growing, up, my, best friend from literally kindergarten to college literally my whole life she was like number one on the softball team number one on the basketball team. And I was just like, "Yeah, she's a [ __ ] athlete."

And, you, love, that, about, her., But, you weren't competing. Yeah, because I was like, "Oh my god, look at her go." Where she didn't give a [ __ ] about

Can, I, tell, you, my, best, friend, in, high school? Well, I got to high school in junior year, halfway through junior year

cuz, I, transferred, from, a, tennis, academy. So, middle junior year, I show up to Beacon High School, raised my hand in a class, like crazy behavior.

And, after, the, class,, the, most, beautiful girl in the class, like high cheekbones blue eyes, comes up to me and she's just like, "You don't have anywhere to go to lunch with, do you?" And you go out to lunch at Beacon. Like, it's like cool. like it's a whole thing. And I was like "No." She takes me out to lunch. Immediately I'm like, "You're my favorite person in the world. Nice thing ever."

And, then, fast, forward, a, couple, months later, she pulls out a cigarette and starts smoking. Do you remember? And I literally take her cigarette and I throw it out. And it's literally so me and you cuz she was just like a bad girl. And she's like, "Oh, this guy, whatever." And I'm like, "Get the cigarette. You're gonna die." And she's like, like we're so different, but like we just loved each other. and she'd be waiting at my locker every day.

My, favorite, moment, is, just, like, watching you try and smoke weed. Wait,, can, I, tell, a, story, that, I, don't think we ever told that happened on reality TV? Me smoking weed. Everyone had like there was a weed pen going around at one point.

Yes., It, was, mine. Yeah. It, wasn't, going, around., I, was, just hitting it and, we, for, some, reason, were, like, hiding in a closet.

Yep., It, was, it, was, me,, you, and, Amanda. You had just come home from somewhere

and, something, bad, happened, were, in, the closet. Something, like, I, was, really, upset, and, I remember you being like, "Hannah, just hit this."

Yeah., Just, [ __ ], You'll, be, fine. So, then, I'm, like,, "Okay,, fine.", And, I'm so dramatic about it. Like I'm about to do heroin for the first time. I put it up to my mouth. No idea what to do. No idea what to do. Not doing it right.

Suck, in. Don't, even, know, how, to, do, it., Was, trying to do it. Then a guy I'd been talking to comes by, sees me holding it, gets mad at me for smoking weed. I then go, I don't know how to smoke weed. I didn't know what, I, was, doing., We, get, into, a whole thing. He's mad at me. You guys are laughing.

Wait,, I, forgot, about, that. No,, I, got, in, like, huge, trouble. I, forgot, about, that, second, part., I literally like stopped remembering.

I, was, like,, I, don't, even, know, how, to inhale. And he's like, how do you not know how to inhale? I'm like, I'm really dumb, and, scared, and, I, don't, know what's happening.

Wait,, I, forgot, about, that., I, think, that was the day that I was like, "He's a loser."

Also,, I, was, like,, I, didn't, even I, was, like,, "We're, 25., We're, gonna, hit the weed pen, you [ __ ] narc." Like that was wild behavior on his part. I was like, literally, get out of my face.

Wow., That, was, a, trip, down, memory., Like, that, was, I, want, to, make, one, quick announcement, too. I posted my nail situation.

I, got, my, nails, done., I, got, my, first Russian manicure. Do you love I, want, to, say these women

Yeah. are, scientists. Yeah., I, haven't, gotten, one, yet, and everyone says once you get one, you'll never go back.

She, did, nip, one, of, my, cuticles, and, I, she hit an artery for sure. You, like, bled, a, little.

Yeah,, I, bled, a, little, and, it's, kind, of hurting and if it gets infected, you could die. But besides that, I feel very

Wait,, do, you, want, to, know, what's, crazy is like that's true. No,, my, friend, told, me, a, story, of, a, girl who had to go to the hospital because of a manicure. No, people have gotten their [ __ ] feet chopped off because of like

a, pedicure, gone, arai. Yeah,, like, a, sept., Like, you, become, like septic.

Yeah,, someone, had, to, like, miss, a, wedding because of it, which was a great idea.

[ __ ], yeah. But, when, I, broke, my, nail, um, and, the, way they create a new nail based off of just the like clay

is Yeah. 3D, printing., Yeah., And, it's, just, a, lady with a like, a, stick., Like, a, literal, wooden stick. I'm like, "How did you create a whole new nail bed?" Like, it's incredible the work that they've done. It is.

And, I, just, want, to, raise, awareness, for like Do, you, want, to, Every, time, I, get, my, nails done, I don't I think this is because I have anxiety that I like I randomly will just like shake. It's not good. But like if I have to do something with my hands

like, I'm, going, to, shake, a, little., And what's, the, Diet, Coke, just, raging, through your veins? You're like

I'm, drugged, out., Okay,, I'm, figuring, it out. No. So, I always think when I'm getting my nails done when they're painting, I'm like, every time I'm like I would have [ __ ] that up. Right there at that part. I would have [ __ ] that up, too. Like, it's so crazy how they can do that.

Artisans,, my, final, thought,, which, is, a meme that I saw that made me laugh really hard, so I want to say it out loud to the gigglers. Someone wrote "Does Ben Affleck only know two women?" Wait, this is so bad because I am a fan of Anna de Armis. I think she's

stunning., I, think, she's, a, good, actress. Like this, is, so, mean., Oh, my, god,, I'm, trying to be self-aware, but like this is mean. Whenever I can't do something or I think like I'm going to be bad at that or like I've never tried that before. Like it's probably not my hidden talent. I always think if Anna de Armas can be Marilyn M I can do anything. mental health moment of the year.

No,, that's, so, true. So, valid. Blonde, doesn't, go, with, her. And, usually, I, don't, think, about, bad movies years later. For whatever reason that movie really stuck in my brain. I think because I was Do you want to know why? As I was watching it, it was going through a man's phone. So there's there's so much lore there. Um but I think about it all the time. I go Anna de Armis, I can do this. And that's what we're gonna leave you guys with. Um, I hope you enjoyed our first

second, episode. We, doubled, up, double, Oreo, this, week. And, we're, gonna, be, different., Like, some days we're going to do like one topic. Like we're going to have gigglers write in like you have to talk about this like things that we didn't touch on. Sometimes we might have a guest.

Sometimes, I, might, not, show, up., You, know, different stuff could happen. We're, we're, free, falling., We, love, you guys so much and thank you for giggling. Bye.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Giggling about fainting, dick pills, and weed pens with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo"?

Hannah Berner (Host), Paige DeSorbo (Guest).

What is "Giggling about fainting, dick pills, and weed pens with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo" about?

The conversation between Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo revolves around their humorous and candid discussions on various topics, including fainting, the use of dick pills, and weed pens. Their lively banter highlights their friendship dynamics, showcasing a blend of laughter and relatable anecdotes that emphasize the art of casual and entertaining storytelling.

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8 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Giggly Squad, Judge Judy, Colleen Hoover, Kaia Gerber, Megan Trainer, Paige Sorbbo. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Giggling about fainting, dick pills, and weed pens with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo"?

The episode runs 53 min; the transcript is about 11,215 words in 327 timestamped sections.

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