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Giggling about leftovers, exes, and the dmv

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Giggling about leftovers, exes, and the dmv", an episode of Giggly Squad published November 4, 2025 (1 h 2 min, about 12,426 words). It mentions 5 people, works and ideas, including Jack Harlow, Eric Chason, Shelter Island.

What this episode is about

The discussion revolves around light-hearted banter among friends, touching on topics like Halloween experiences, thoughts on celebrity Jack Harlow's absence, and playful reflections on personal traits such as zodiac signs and witchiness. The conversation emphasizes camaraderie, humor, and shared life moments, showcasing their playful attitudes towards everyday occurrences and cultural phenomena.

Key takeaways

  • Scorpio vibes potent: witchy energy rises, proving astrology still captivates minds as birthdays loom.
  • Jack Harlow: a modern mystery; missing or simply mastering the art of self-care?
  • Boys vs. girls at Halloween: a candy grab becomes a comical clash of cultures and chaos.
  • Who knew Halloween protocol includes texting for candy advice while battling candy-hungry ninjas at the door?
  • The in-between age of Halloween: too mature for tricks, yet still craving the fun—welcome to adulthood!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Jack Harlow
  2. – 30:00: Tito's Handmade Vodka, Eric Chason
  3. – 1:00:00: Shelter Island

Notable quotes from "Giggling about leftovers, exes, and the dmv"

  • So whether your week consists of cozy nights in or party nights out, Tito's has the perfect twist for it. This sponsored segment was brought to you by Tito's Handmade Vodka and Acast Creative Studios. I got my armpits blazer Botox.
    about Tito's Handmade Vodka · at
  • Well, I went back to my dentist who's like been my friend for a while. If you need a dentist in New York City, Eric Chason, he's amazing. I've been going to him for like 10 years.
    about Eric Chason · at
  • I in Shelter Island, a person came with like all these animals like it was like an animal show.
    about Shelter Island · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Jack Harlow — Person · Referenced celebrity (running joke/topic) · 1 mention · first at
    A repeated comedic prompt—'Where is Jack Harlow?'—used to riff on celebrity visibility, breaks, and online chatter.
  • Eric Chason — Person · Referenced expert (recommended dentist) · 1 mention · first at
    Explicitly recommended as a trusted NYC dentist; discussed in the context of cosmetic dental options (Invisalign/veneer).

Places & events

  • Shelter Island — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in a personal story about childhood experiences.

Sponsors

  • Tito's Handmade Vodka — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Featured in a sponsored segment where the hosts discuss making cocktails with the vodka.
  • Acast Creative Studio — Company · Sponsor · 2 mentions
    Collaborated with Tito's Handmade Vodka to sponsor the podcast segment.
    So whether your week consists of cozy nights in or party nights out, Tito's has the perfect twist for it. This sponsored segment was brought to you by Tito's Handmade Vodka and Acast Creative Studios. I got my armpits blazer Botox.

Full transcript with timestamps

You know we're making art here. Sup gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that [ __ ]

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my galactic gigglers. I knew you were going to say that. Oh my god. You know what's crazy? I'm feeling quite witchy today. I always feel very witchy around my birthday. Well, it is Scorpio season and for people that don't know, I'm also a Scorpio rising, which counts as something. Like, we we have Scorpio vibes on this pod. Um,

you're a witch. I have a question for you. Like, I literally can't stop thinking about this. Once it came into my brain, I couldn't stop.

Where the [ __ ] is Jack Harlo? So many people have been saying that online. I didn't even see that. Like, I haven't seen any correspondence. You know what's funny is like I don't feel like he's like missing.

Has he come up on your feed? No. But like I'm not worried where he is yet. I mean I love men taking a break.

He's taking a rest. Let men rest cuz if they don't rest, bad things happen. Worse.

Yeah. They get they get cranky and they start throwing things. They get people pregnant. Let them chill out. Okay. So, we hope that Jack Carlo is resting, having fun.

We hope that he's okay. Yeah, we send our love. How was your week? Wait, performing.

We had Halloween. We had Halloween. Wait, wait. Actually, wait. Wait, wait. I actually have so many things to say about Halloween. It's like

it's actually crazy. Okay, so this year if you Okay, so living in New York City, you have to like sign up for trick-or-treaters like in your own building on like a signup sheet, whatever. In my building, I've seen about three kids my whole life like there. So I'm like, surely there's not going to be that many kids. Like I can get a hundred pieces of candy and like I'm going to be good. Those little [ __ ] wiped me out in like 45 minutes. I was like, wait, I'm illprepared. I'm like, I'm freaking out. I'm like, what's the protocol?

Were they taking handfuls? No, I do at my home, we are a full-size candy bar house. So, it was one per kid. Let me tell you something. Seeing the difference between a group of I don't know 9 to 11 year old boys compared to their counterparts of girls 9 to 11.

Well, a nine-year-old boy will mug you to your face. No, I actually like almost yelled help. I had this massive I should have taken a picture. I had this massive like glass vase cuz I didn't have like a big enough like bowl.

So I was like, "Oh, this actually is perfect. It looks a little spooky." Like it's this it looks like a big like glass like cauldron. I was like, "Perfect. I'll put And so like the hole to put your hand in to get the candy is not as like wide as the bowl. It's like a little bit more narrow." The boys came up and rang my doorbell, and all seven of them tried to put their hand in the bowl at the same time, causing one of those Chinese finger things. So, none of them could get any candy, but they also couldn't get out. I said, "Boys, you got to go one at a time. You're not going to get any." Okay?

You got to start grow before you just start going crazy in there. I'm like, "And you you grow up to run our country."

Four minutes later, a group of nine-year-old fairies comes in. Mhm. Gorgeous, stunning, dainty. Thank you so much. This was so sweet. May I May I please? I'm like, you are angels.

Angels. Back in my day, we we let the adult hand us the candy and put it in our bag. We say trickor treat. And then you hold out your bag and you say,

"Oh yeah, we're not grabbing. Not not these Neanderthalss." Okay, the times have changed. Then here's the other thing. Okay, so it's like you It's like a time cuz it's I think like in a building it's like there's like a cut off time. So like it ended at like I want to say like 7 o'clock or no I think 8:00. But I had run out of candy like 45 minutes prior to that and I was like shoot like what do I do? I couldn't like leave. Well, I mean, I guess I could have. Not not in my cards. I was like, you know what? Halloween's over.

Like, I'm done. So, I texted my only friend that's like married and has her life together, and I was like, hey, what's the So, do you

I didn't think of myself when you said that. I was like, who? I was like, hey, Katie, what's the protocol when you've run out of candy? Like, do you just not open the door?

The shop's closed. 86. She was like, "Paige, it's totally fine if you do not answer your door. It's a Friday night. You participated. Don't be so hard on yourself. Halloween's over." I was like, "Thank you so much, Katie." I knew it was boys. If I didn't answer my door, they started banging on my door.

I was like, "Oh." They go, "This down." I called my dad. I called my dad. I go, "The boys are knocking down my door. What do I do?" He goes, "Well, you should have gone and gotten more candy." Then I was pissed. I was like, "No, greedy. No, I'm not going anywhere. Getting more is over."

You did above and beyond considering we're this awkward age of human where we're not young enough to trickor treat, but we're not old enough to have kids and partake in trick-or-treating. So, we're like in this like in between phase where

like we've been it's been years since we've trick-or-treated. I think you're making that spectrum a tad broad. I mean, what? You don't go from trick-or-treating to giving birth. You have high school in the middle. Like, that is crazy. What are you saying?

I feel like there's something about in your 30s, not having kids, being involved with Halloween. That just doesn't sit well with me.

It No, it's not right. It's actually not right. It's not right. And we don't know what to do.

I felt weird. If my I don't know why I keep saying the word counterpart today. It's really like It's really nailing it though because I'm thinking about like a 33year-old single guy.

Yeah. Like if my kids are trick-or-treating at his door, I'm like I'm like why the [ __ ] do you participate in this?

Are you giving people full Snickers, you [ __ ] weirdo? Yeah. I'm like, no. No.

I do also think you getting the full candy was like a little crazy. It's a little pickme.

Okay. Do you want to know why I did that? Because growing up, my mom's birthday was on Halloween. So Halloween was always like a big deal at our house specifically. And my dad only gave out full-size candy bars during Halloween. And it was like such a thing in our neighborhood that I got a guy. I got a guy. I got a guy. His name's Gary.

And it it shaped my childhood in so many different ways. So now as an adult, I'm like, I have to do full-size candy bars. It's one night a week. But wait, I'm actually not done with Halloween. I was talking to one of my girlfriends and she was like, "Um, oh, I make my kids like give away their Halloween candy." And I looked at her and I go, "Sir, you're a monster.

To who?" I was like, "My my exact I go to whomst are you making them give it away?" And she told me this whole thing. She was like, "There's this thing called like the switch witch and you give her all your candy and then you switch it out for like a toy of your choice." She was like, "I let them keep like a couple pieces and then I switch it out." And I was like, "Okay, sounds actually great, but as a former child, I'm livid." I was like, I can't even

I guess she's teaching them like checks and balances at an early age. Like I don't It just seems like a lot of like administrative work.

Yeah. I mean, it is probably the healthier option, but I'm like, I couldn't I can't. Then what am I gonna do? Then I have none.

Yeah. My thing was my mom was just like, "Please don't get sick. Don't get sick." It was all about like when I was going to get sick from like stuffing my face. One note about getting sick. I just had I had the funniest thing happen to me this week.

I'm having stomach problems. And I'm not trying to make this gross. I just need to let you guys know. Like I'm having

You have IBS? I have IBS for sure. And I Yeah. No one cares and I obviously haven't taken care of it.

I was just going to say, have you ever gone to a doctor for any of it? Well, this is the thing. I told my husband this, but then like we go to we're going to brunch and I'm like I I think I have a stomach problem. Like my I'm always have a stomach ache and we get there and I order the crabcake benedict. So like I'm not doing myself any favors. Like why would I order the crabcake benedict? Like, let me get seafood with a cream sauce to top that off at 10:30 a.m.

At this point, I'm self-sabotaging. Like, I'm like, but it's like, that's what I want.

You're like a child testing the waters. You're like, what if I stuff it full of cheese?

Or I'm like, if I'm going to have diarrhea anyway, why not go off? Why not go hard? Why not live life if it's going to go through me? And then of course I get like the like maple latte, applesauce latte and that's going to go right through me with whole milk. And then I get mad when I have a stomach ache. So my husband's just like he said what you said. He's like you got to like get checked. I did once do like a am I allergic to anything and I didn't get anything. So I thought I was just

I like don't believe in those tests though. I think you can have like an intolerance and it not be like full. Like I feel like it truly is a spectrum.

Yeah. So I'm like all things. spectrum like sorry I'm not allergic to grass there's other issues going on

I think you should do that thing where people take out like one thing and just see

see I this is coming from a person who once said I'm going to go on a diet and buy dinner I forgot I was on a diet

yeah I think I think you really need to just like cut the dairy okay or at least wean it back just take

wean such a funny word we're like literal drug addicts with dairy we're like hey I don't I want you to withdraw. Have a little bit at breakfast to be straight.

Last time I tried to not do dairy, I ate butter and I was like, butter is not dairy. But so then I tell I tell Dez, I'm like, I can't eat right now. Even like he wanted to like hook up and I was like, no, I have a stomach ache. I can't. And he was like, okay. And he left to go golfing. I'm like, I have a stomach ache. But then like two hours go by and I got hungry. I was [ __ ] myself. So I was really like I was empty. I was so hungry. So I I open the fridge and

he was like, "I feel like you're doing this on purpose." What? There's this strong smell coming from the fridge and I It's like leftovers. And I open it and it looks like it's like like parsnip puree type sweet smell. I'm like, "Okay, I don't like that." But then I noticed ribs. And I was like, "Oh my god, ribs." And I'm like, "Let me just taste a little bit of it." And it tasted so good. Next thing you know, I ate like four ribs. And then next thing you know, I'm balls deep in barbecue sauce. I don't know how I got there. I'm having amnesia.

My husband comes home. He comes desk comes home. I'm lying on the floor, ribs all over me.

I spent our whole bank account. I have a [ __ ] needle in my arm with barbecue sauce.

The house. There's a foreclosure sign out in front of the house. And he looks at me and he's like, "Are you hungry for for dinner?" And I'm like, "No, I actually had the ribs inside. They're really good." And he goes,

"What?" And I said, "Yeah, the ribs are really good." He goes, "Babe, those are like over a week old." [gasps]

And I was like, "What do you wait? What do you mean?" Cuz my parents had come over like actually like 5 days ago. And I was like, "I thought it was from when my parents came." And he's like, "No, that's a week and a half." And he's like, "Oh, sorry. It's my fault. It's my fault." So we're sitting there and I'm like, "So what's going to happen?" This is like this is this is I've dreamt of this scenario with you but in terms of like taking a drug like like you sitting there being like wait so what's going to happen in the next couple of hours?

No, I know. I was like what should we I go should I throw up? And I'm like no I can't make myself throw up. Like I literally won't like I I can't throw up. It's like my biggest fear.

You're so lucky you didn't have to like go to the hospital. No. Well, that's what he's googling it and he's like, "We might have to go to the hospital." And I'm just sitting there like scared,

just waiting for something to erupt. And he's like, "Why would you do that? You have stomach problems. Why would you eat ribs if you like have a stomach ache?" And I was like, "I don't know. Like, I'm just complex. Like, I don't know."

He's like, "Have you ever heard of a goddamn cracker? A piece of [ __ ] toast. A rice cake." You're like, "Do you have a barbecue marmalade?"

No, it was it was like klaw, which I'm pretty sure that has ecoli. Like it was [ __ ] but like it was I went crazy. I blacked out. So he literally all he wanted to do was like have sex and he's like well probably like a 30 minute window.

By the way, this is marriage, you guys. Trying to have sex in between me having diarrhea.

[ __ ] yourself. So we hook up. It was [ __ ] crazy. cuz I'm like I'm like sweating. I'm like is this cuz I'm about to die or he's like he's like I'm not going on top. Like that would be crazy. Like I think

that would be honestly just from the laws of physics that would be such a death wish.

Also then we got a fight cuz right before we hooked I love saying hooked up with my husband.

Yeah. It's actually making it so like teen novel. I'm like obsessed. And right before I go in to kiss him, I smell my armpit and he's like, "Can you not do that?

You're a barn animal." But I was like, "Sorry, I was checking before I like got all up in you." Like I was checking if I smelled good. He's like, "Can you not do that right before you kiss me?" [snorts]

I'm on his side with that one. I know you would. What a jarring move. But then I was like, okay, do I have to be like subtle with it? Like anyway, so then we just kind of sat there awkwardly for a while and my stomach was 100% fine. Like arguably the best it's been in a long time.

I've seen worse. Get the [ __ ] out of here. My stomach's like whatever bacterial infection you had, I think it canceled it out. So I was

we told me we went to college. Please. This is [ __ ] amateur hour. So you'd think someone with the most sensitive stomach ever shouldn't eat two week old meat, but I throve. I thrived.

No. That's why I really think yours is mental. No. No. Specifically dairy. Because every time you really do have like a crazy poop attack, you've either had like sour cream, melted cheese, A latte.

Wait, you're turning me on? No. Sour cream and melted cheese. Yes. You're like, "Wait, those are all my favorite things." [gasps]

Oh god. So, keep you guys posted. Um, wait. So, we we both did the same thing for Halloween. We took photos

and then called it a day. How long did your hair and makeup That's a good adult thing to do.

How long did it take to get your outfit together? Well, I had to get hair and makeup for something else like prior in the morning. So, I was like, "Let me just tack on this." So, it wasn't like I It was like a whole production. It was literally like Taylor did my makeup in like 30 minutes and Mitchell just like put a wig on me. But,

it was fun. It was cute. And I wanted to do something for Daphne cuz she's my child.

She looked amazing. She looked amazing. She was really like not feeling it, but it was fine.

Daf's tired. She's tired. She's been working a lot. She's She's exhausted. Um I made Grace come with me to Manhattan Mini Storage.

I saw that. Cuz that's where I have some stuff stored and I realized it looks just like the Severs hallways. And um

you like really looked like her. Oh my god, thank you. I think Halloween costumes are good when you like naturally slightly look like the person like Post Malone or you look like a cat.

A cat. Next year we have to do a couple's thing. Yeah, people sent me some good ideas for us and I was like, "Duh, of course we should have done that." But we both I came up with my costume like a week before.

A week before. Oh, but also I ordered so many things for this costume and the skirt didn't arrive the day of. So, I had Grace go up and get a Hugo Boss navy um skirt, which is gorgeous pencil skirt. So, [ __ ] Um but that was the day of. So, it got kind of crazy. It was a little devil wears Prada. I was like,

you were having to get this look together. Absolutely. Um one last thing about Halloween. So, look, not that I would ever take sides

because I'm not dialed in enough to even take a side, but I I am an appreciator of art.

Okay. And so, when somebody claps back or has a rebuttal in an artful way, I'm tuned in.

I'm sat. I want to appreciate it. You're impressed. Almost. I'm I would say I dare to say I'm impressed. So, Travis Kelce's ex-girlfriend Kayla did you see what she did for Halloween? I have in my in all my days, I don't think I've seen a better executed like, "Hey, you said something about me. This is what I wanted to say back to it."

I watched it 400 times. I mean, I couldn't I couldn't stop. For people that don't know, everyone was saying that Taylor Swift had said something in her new album kind of like shading Travis's ex Kayla. So for Halloween, Kayla dressed as Tony Braxton from a very specific music video of the song named He's Not Man enough for me, which in the lyrics it says, I told him to leave, so I don't care that you're marrying him because I'm not thinking about him. He's thinking about me. He wasn't man enough for me. I don't want him. And if I had a nickel,

I'd have I I've had I would have a million nickels. But it was just so elegantly clapped back at in like a very simple way. And I was just I was really impressed

cuz the clapping back can go sour. It can look too hard. You can look bad. Yes, you could look super bitter.

A bit too mean. Yes. You don't know what the threshold is until the internet gets a hold of it.

100%. But she looked stunning. See, I'm I'm on my like Dancing with the Stars, you know, runs.

You got a lot of drama going on over there. No, but I saw that. I said, "Put Kayla on Dancing with the Stars." Now I'm a casting director for Dancing with the Stars. Now I'm produc I'm producing Dancing with the Stars.

Put her on Dancing with the Stars. Put her on Dancing with the Stars. Like, she's actually

the perfect kind of talent for that. Mhm. Um, but yeah, Halloween costumes. There were so many good ones. It's just Heidi Clume is so funny how she loves dressing up as the ugliest thing ever.

It's so interesting. I think it's cuz it's like the one time of the year where she doesn't have to be hot.

She's like the opposite of Mean Girls. Like, it's the one time of year. Yeah. It's your favorite bartenders, Hannah and Paige. Look now, depending on the week you're having

changes the kind of Tito's handmade vodka cocktail you're going to make for yourself.

Yeah. Paige, what is the vibe over there? What's the energy you're giving you're bringing to the function?

I feel like I'm in like fun girl night mood vibes like no men and maybe casting some spells on men, but that's just like if it happens, it happens.

I'm in a matching my outfit to my cocktail mood. Oo. So, what are you going to make?

I'm going to make a Cosmopolitan, which also happens to be my mother's favorite cocktail.

Really? Okay, Kim, I already have ice in my shaker. Mhm. I'm going to add some cranberry juice.

Wait, this is like ASMR. Some lime juice. So dainty with it. This is the orange laor, which goes in Cosmopolitan.

Oh, that's why I get a little bit. And then I'm going to pour shot and a half. That's my favorite sound.

I did an ounce and a half of Tito's handmade vodka. Now you're stirring. I don't know if that's what this is for, but I've I just I like the accuchant.

Do you want to know what cocktail I'm making? Yes. What kind of week are you having? Is that milk?

I will have dairy cuz I'm doing an espresso martini. And one thing about me, I like dairy in my espresso martini cuz that's you're going to have a fun night.

Yeah. You like to have a little drama. Yes. A little drama. You don't know what's going to happen. Um so I'm going to start with my dairy.

Okay. Nope. In the shaker. I like knew you were going to do that. Can I pour it in the shaker now? Yeah.

Okay. I actually did bartend once and I was really You just wanted to coat the glass and that's a stylistic preference.

Why is this giving warm milk before you go to bed? Um, no. This is going to taste so good. You guys don't even know.

Lowkey like kind of a smart idea. Coat the glass. Coat the glass with dairy. Then I have coffee laor

cuz when in doubt, get a flavored laor. And then just straight up espresso because [snorts]

I'm gonna need it because I'm always about to nap. Then adding simple syrup because I want it to taste like ice cream.

Mhm. And then it's time for my Cheetos. I'm going to put 2 ounces because mama's had a day.

Mama's had a day, too. So, we're doing Oh, one. Yours is so You coated it. So, let's shake.

Let's shake first. You got to make sure it's on. Let's make sure. Let's twist or is it a

Let's tighten her up. I'm so scared right now. OKAY. For the reveal. Shoot. I didn't coat my glass.

You didn't coat it. [gasps] Wait, she's beautiful. I have an outfit that will match that perfectly.

Both of ours look gorgeous. Cheers to giggling. Cheers. The perfect amount of tart.

Oh my god, it's so good and refreshing. So whether your week consists of cozy nights in or party nights out, Tito's has the perfect twist for it. This sponsored segment was brought to you by Tito's Handmade Vodka and Acast Creative Studios. I got my armpits

blazer Botox. Oh, stop. So, how do you feel? There's a place Babe Aesthetics in West Hampton DMs me and they were like, "Uh, do you want Botox?" Cuz Paige just got Botox. And I was like,

"Okay, like I don't need to do everything, Paige." But I was like, "Sometimes I'm my own person." And I was like, "But yeah, I do have a sweating problem."

We're fraternal twins. We are. I was like, I felt it through her. Yeah. But it doesn't go into effect for two weeks, but it's Yeah. Like I'm sweating right now. Okay. There's a lot of messages of girls being like, "Let me know what happened." So, I will keep you guys posted, but it's it's the most adorable nice spot um that I could roll into.

Since we're doing the aesthetics portion of the pod, I do want to give the gigglers an update that I did go to the orthodontist inquiring about braces on the inside of my teeth and she was literally like, "Get out of my office."

Wait, people messaged me being like, "Don't do it." She was like, "You would hate it. I'm never doing that to you. You also don't need it." So, she was like, "Just go to your dentist. Like, he'll figure something out for you."

I think you just have to restart Invisalign. Well, I went back to my dentist who's like been my friend for a while. If you need a dentist in New York City, Eric Chason, he's amazing. I've been going to him for like 10 years.

He was like, "I'm just going to get He was like, "Tell me what you hate." And I was like, "It's literally one tooth." And he was like, "Okay, I'm just going to give you like a no prep veneer right there and shut up."

Or you could just pull it. Yeah. He's like, "Or you could just put a bag over your head." He's so sick of my [ __ ] If you want to meet someone authentically sick of my [ __ ] it's my dentist. He's like, "Just do the Invisalign." Like, I don't get it.

Okay, I'm going to tie a rope around that. We're going to tie it to the door. We're going to count 3 2 1 and I'm going to give you a dollar.

He's like enough. You know that like a doctor's fed up with your [ __ ] when you're like, "Should I make a follow-up appointment while you're in the office?" And he's like, "No, call." Like usually they're like make an appointment now cuz we don't want to chase you. He's like

no we'll call you when it's when we're ready. That's like when I went to the dermatologist to be like should I get like some kind of laser or something? And she was like yeah you should get like maybe like a PR7 whatever. And

they have like all these weird names and I was like okay great let's do it. And she was like oh you have to make an appointment it'll in the next six weeks. And I go babe you're never going to see me again. Do you know how hard it was to get me here? Wait, actually I did that laser. What that I said told the gigglers I was doing like over the summer. IPL

IPL. Was that it? No. I don't know. Did you have to be out of commission for a while?

[ __ ] What was the name of it? I always ask my friend Alexa. Laser Genesis. How was it? Okay, so I did laser genesis over the summer and because it kept getting like pushed to me every time I'd go to the dermatologist and I had a couple of brides like in my DMs like should I do it before my wedding? I don't think it was worth it whatsoever.

How do you know? I mean because they did like before and after pictures. It's supposed to be like for fine lines, acne, brightening your skin like

not for the amount of money it costs to do. I think it did it I love the Tik Toks of people being like what you shouldn't waste your money on. I'm like, "Tell me, uninfluence me, please." That's like,

"That's so you." I love it. I'm like, "Call this [ __ ] out. Call them out." Um, side note, you were saying I think you were saying

New York City. I'm performing this weekend. Yes. This upcoming weekend, Carnegie Hall.

I'd like to attend to the Green Room. I didn't I like got nervous to ask you. I was like, does she like what does she want to do? Like it's so funny because I got nervous to ask you cuz I was like I don't want her to think that like I want to come and like sit and like annoy her like she doesn't really like people come like you don't let Dez come to certain ones cuz you don't want to get nervous. So I didn't want to be like hey I want to come and you be like h that would actually like make me nervous.

No literally not at all. In the green room I literally pretend like I don't have a show and then they'll be like hey you're on in 10 minutes and I'm like oh [ __ ] I'm also going early to get my makeup done. like we did at at Radio City. So, I'll be there. Like, I'm chilling.

And I had I had lunch with my nana and papa. It was so They're so freaking cute. I love them so much.

Any good words of wisdom? Well, Nana, I have like Daphne all over my microphone.

Nana is so gorgeous. And she's sitting there and she goes, "H, I need something to look forward to." And I said, "Nana, we have Carnegie Hall next week." And she goes, "Oh, I hope I can make it that long." No, she's the most dramatic. Like, every time I talk to her, I feel like she's just stepped off stage of her onewoman performance of her life.

She's always like a little flustered from being so gorgeous. Like, she just did a meet and greet. That's what she always

in another life. She's Lann's mother. and she's the original showgirl. Like is that girl? And she said something. I think it's it's it's my little cousin's birthday and everyone's going to Europe and she goes,

"What if I get sick right when everyone goes to Europe? Wouldn't that be I She goes, "Wouldn't that be horrible?" I said, "Now that I've been in therapy, cuz someone in the family needs to go to therapy." I said, "Nana, do you know what that's called?" She goes, "She can't hear anything." She goes, "What?" And I go, "Okay, turn on your [ __ ] ear thing. Listen to me right now. It's called catastrophizing. You're sitting here thinking of the worst possible thing that can happen instead of just being like, oh, it's going to be a fun birthday.

It's in our blood." I said to her, "Nana, you're catastrophizing." And she goes, "I would have nothing else to do. This is what I do." And I'm like, "You are so [ __ ] funny." She goes, "What do you do if you're not catastrophizing? You're certainly not You're certainly not planning ahead. I'll tell you that. You're certainly not pl No. Al like older Italian women love to talk up talk about when they're going to die.

They love it. It's like death. She's like, "Well, you never know. I might be dead for that." It's like they always slip it in in like the most

Yeah. She's like dinner when No one's going to care if I'm dead for that. like or if something like down the line. Well, I'll be dead by then. So,

it's always I hope you have a good time. It's like why grandma? But you know what's funny with the anxious Italian moms and a lot of moms. I feel like

actually Dez would joke about this about his mom, how she's anxious about everything. So then when something really bad happened, everyone would be like, "Your mom's so calm." And he's like, "No, this is just she's been prepared for this all day, all year."

Someone say she manifested it. So yeah, she knows exactly what to do. She catastrophized this in her own head.

She's prepared for this on so many levels. She's so prepared. Um, wait, sorry. We keep going back to Halloween, but last thing I want to say about Halloween.

Did you see Lily Allen dressed up as Matteline because she named that one song like after the girl?

Oh, see, I didn't cheated with her. I didn't connect with I didn't connect it. I didn't connect it. You would love to dress up as Maline. I feel like

Maline is such a good Halloween costume. I do have to say one thing, Lily Allen, there's like tons of [ __ ] going on online about her. But I kind of love that like at 40 years old she just was like I feel like being an it girl this month and like not to be like 40s old, it's more like just cool that at any age you're just like I'm going to pop off right now.

Yeah. It's like actually I'm going to change my life for a quick second. The clips of him going around are so bad, but like we've all been there. Like I've had boyfriends like him and I'm like he hates me and it makes me like him more. Like I can tell that he hates me.

Yeah. And they either hate you cuz they're jealous or because they're so insecure about their own [ __ ] But when you're in it, you can't tell that they're jealous. You can't tell that they're insecure. You're just like, I'm not good enough for him. And um it really is dark. But he's Yeah, I've There's a million of them around.

And I saw a thing that said that Millie Bobby Brown had like gone to HR like before the last season of Stranger Things because of him. Like that he was just like the worst. [sighs]

Well, you hate to see it. You hate to see it. And people get famous all the time and you don't know that they're shitty people. Um,

did you see Have you watched any of the new Kardashian season? Like I feel like I I don't know why it feels like OG Kardashian.

Really? Okay. So, I'm I'm going to freeze cuz I love them, but I never watched any of it. So, I'm like, is it like Game of Thrones? Like, can I just start season 48?

I mean, yeah, you can, but it was just like peak at its peak. I was in a room with Kim Kardashian for like two hours.

Oh, yeah. Wait, okay, this is actually what I wanted to bring up. So, you went to like the little um she had like an intimate dinner for All's Fair like premiere in New York.

Yes. On the episode, the most recent episode, they're at All is Fair like filming.

Oh, wow. And it's all about Kim Kardashian and Sarah Pollson like having the giggles at all times. Like they could not get through this one scene and Glenn Close was like pull it together. But when they look at each other, they start laughing. And it was so giving me and you

Sarah Pawson was there too. Who's Because it was like Yeah. It was like this. It was like watching them. They had like their own secret language of like what they felt was funny. And I feel like that is very much like if you and I are in a group of people.

No one else laughs. Not only does no one else laugh, but like in my head, no one else exists because I'm like, I'm not going to waste my time talking to you because you're not even going to get what I'm saying. The way like

or like we don't even it's not their fault cuz we don't even finish the sentence and you know what I'm saying. Wait, I have to watch that episode. That sounds so I want to see like the behind the scenes of that stuff.

It's so funny watching them like giggle at everything like Sarah Pollson dressed up as Kim one day and just kept like going up Sarah Pollson is with like an older woman.

Do you know this? Like a female Zatty. Um, oh my god, she What is her? She was the mom actually on Two and a Half Men. She's been like a lot of things.

Yeah, she's really She's I can't think of her name, but yeah, they have like an in pretty big age gap.

So Sarah Pollson and I are like the same. Um, but Sarah Pollson was there. I do have to let you guys know at these, you know, Paige and I don't we get nervous around a dinner party.

We can't do intimate gatherings. And it's just so interesting some people um like I'm outgoing, right? Like I'm having fun, but some people

next thing you know they're like sitting on Kim Kardashian's lap just like laughing, you know? Like you're like how did how did that happen? Where like the second maybe I respect people too much, but I'm like when Sarah Pollson walked by the table, I wasn't like oh how are you? Like I was like, "Hi, S." Like, "I respect you." Like, "Thank you." Like, "Don't let me interrupt your night your night." You know?

You know what I feel like it is? And I actually have this like question for you. As we're as you're like in your 20s and you get out of college and you're like trying to get a job, you always hear the word like you have to network and network and blah blah and you have to go to this, this, and this. And I used to be like so against it because I was like I I'm sorry, I can't network because that's just not who I am. I couldn't even sell like Girl Scout cookies when I was a Girl Scout because I was like, I'm not pushing these on these people that don't even want it.

Trafficking. Like watching people like social climb is like my worst nightmare because the anxiety that that would give me to like have to talk to someone like makes me anxious.

And also like even as a like I'll tell people who I want to be friends with, I'm like please bother me because I'm not going to bother you because I god forbid annoy you. like that would ruin my day. So like when it comes to like these like really like famous people like

I prefer to to like one day be cast in a project with them and that's how we meet. Yes. And and that it's like it's not I'm not going to say something that's going to make Sarah Pulse and be like who's that girl? She's cool.

I'm not like going up to you and being like can I lick your face and take a picture with you like

I'm never doing that. You have things to do. I'm never. But will I look at Kim Kardashian the back of her neck the entire dinner and be like, "Oh my god, that's Kim Kardashian. Look at her. Look at her."

But I also feel like and I still feel like I see clips on TikToks of like female entrepreneurs or even like influencers or whatever and it's like you have to network, network, network. I just like don't really think you do.

I think that in certain situation like I'm sure in certain industries, yes. But I am not like if someone wants to work with you, they're going to be able to find you and contact you. Then like how you act after that is definitely on you and keeping a good professional relationship. But I don't think like going to every cocktail party is gonna like make you succeed. You could be seen as really [ __ ] annoying actually. You just pop up everywhere. I don't think so.

A thin [ __ ] line. I do think with the internet though, the fact that you can just like develop your own brand then like it's so much easier for people to see you and like reach out. But um yeah, I feel like me and you rarely make the first move in terms of like

connecting and oh yeah, network because also it doesn't matter if the person does not [ __ ] with you, they don't [ __ ] with you. It doesn't matter like how often you're around holding a glass of wine with them.

I will say I'm turning 33 tomorrow. But that didn't even have anything. Wait, it's tomorrow. Do you remember how Google said your birthday was November 6th and like for five years I thought your birthday was November 6th?

I kind of like that the internet has my birthday wrong because it's like Yeah. Not everything you read on the internet is true.

Can I say something about the New York City Marathon? Yeah, cuz then I'm sure I'll piggyback off of it.

So I have something to say about the New York City Marathon. It is Wait, I missed it this year. I've never been [ __ ] happier. Oh my god, I'm out of [ __ ] town.

Get a grip, you guys. The craziest thing about the New York City Marathon is what other sport do they have full professionals and then like Joemo competing in the same thing. Like, it's actually crazy.

They also don't even cheer for the professionals. No, no, no. Like my friend's like I'm um my friend is running in it and I'm like, "Bitch, the race is over. The person won already." Like how are you all racing in the same race?

Professionals do it in like 20 minutes. Yeah. It's literally like the US Open if they let like your mom who plays doubles once every two weeks like join like that's what it feels like. It's kind of

I don't know any other sport. No, I actually think um in terms of marathons it's hard to qualify for the not hard harder to qualify for the New York City Marathon than it is for other ones.

Oh, like not everyone can join. I don't think so. Have you? No. I don't think you can just walk up and be like, I want to run the New York City. Can you?

I have never even looked into the first step of joining a marathon. And like also I it did seem like fulfilling in a way where like you're with community and like people are rooting for you.

The thing with New York City is there's just like so much obstruction of the roadways and it's like the main reason we're here is to get around town. So, the fact that the streets are always shut down for things, I hate it.

Whoever logistically runs the New York City Marathon should run for president because they how why aren't we doing this?

Actually, I think the route looks so dumb. I saw an outline of it. I go, well, who the [ __ ] would want to do that? I would get dizzy. I was like, what a stupid route.

To have a marathon in the a major city is like next level crazy. Like, why don't you do it on a farm? Just let them run. So so proud of the people that did it. I'm sure it's like

I don't know if I'll ever do something in the sports arena where I have to train, but so more power to you guys. Um

so happy I was out of town for it. Thankful and is thankful doesn't even do it justice.

Actually, my mom even texted me. What'd she say? And goes, "Oh, I'm so happy you'll be out of town for the marathon."

That is so Italian, mom. for you. I was stressing that you were going to get stuck and that you weren't going to get home in time. Oh, thank goodness you're gone.

No, I didn't sleep last night cuz I knew the marathon was starting. If you order Uber Eats, it'll take 45 minutes. No, after our Uber conversation where she was like, um, where I was like, "You can't drink the drinks." She literally called me immediately and she goes, "And tell Hannah they do inject it from the sides like of the of the water bottle." She was like, "They do inject it from the sides and they do put poison in it, so please make sure you tell Hannah she didn't text me." She like, "Hey, I know you do little jokes on Giggly Squad, but this is a serious thing going on." Okay, you guys know how much we love doing the call-in episodes.

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Also, I went to the DMV this week. And how was that? Well, I went an indepth story in burner phone if you guys want to hear the details where but I tried to explain the story with my husband which could like going to the DMV with your husband and then telling the story of it like is how you can get divorced. So it was like really risky of us to do that

but he was like many couples have gone to the DMV and then talked about it in couples therapy that same way.

Exactly. Like if you feel like just like testing or like you guys haven't fought in a while just be like let's go to the DMV. But I fortunately, Dez was like busy with something. I love a man that's busy. He was like busy. I jump in the car and he was like on the phone and we're going to the DMV. Um because obviously I can't drive and he was like, "Oh, do you have everything you need?"

What a great question. What a funny question to ask Hannah. I go, what are we even talking about right now? Like in what way? Like what planet are we on first? Need

you were like, "Well, what a genre of what things?" Like I don't know. What is this? Jeopardy.

So, but also like emotionally or physically because emotionally I don't know. [gasps]

So, in the DMV website, like if it's not obvious to me it's not happening and then I'll turn it on them because I'm like, well, that made no sense. But my problem was I had to do multiple things. I had to change my address. I had to renew it and I had to get a real ID. So, I got my I had my passport, I had my wallet, and there was like a random piece of mail for me. And I'm like, "This better work." And I show up and the lady immediately was like, "You need six points of identification." I go, "What does that mean?" Six points. What does six points mean?

Six different It's Well, apparently things are worth different points. And I'm like, "I don't I know you guys have your own little fun language but like this is America. This is America.

You're not on level six, you [ __ ] loser. So, she goes, "You need um something that proves your address." I go, "Yeah, I have this like SiriusXM bill." And she was like, "This isn't a bill. This is just some SiriusXM sent you something like like a

you need like a coned bill or like a insurance bill or something." Yeah. And I was like, "Okay, well, I don't have that." And she's like, "It's okay. You can still renew it and get the real ID. do you have your social security num card on you? And I was like, I didn't know even know there was a card.

And Dez looks at me and Dez is like, you're like, now you're making things up ma'am.

Now you're [ __ ] with me a card. A physical card. I go, when did they talk to you?

I have a podcast where millions of people I could say how you're She's like, ma'am, this is protocol.

Ma'am, you're under arrest. But Dez is so sweet. He looks at me. He goes, I knew there'd be something. He said that in the car. He goes, "When you get there, there's going to be something you don't have. Don't get upset. This is part of life, okay? I don't know what it is, but you're going to not have something." And I said, "Thank you for supporting me."

Dez [snorts] is like a dad from like the 1970s [clears throat] that's just like so blunt. He's like, "Hey, you're not very bright and you're not very smart, so it's probably not going to work out in there for you. Just know people love you at home."

He That's literally the speech he gave to me before I went into the DMV. He goes, "Keep her head up cuz it's not going to go well. But I love you for you, not your DN.

We can't even believe you passed the test. Think of the bright side." I was like, "It's a miracle we got this far. I didn't believe in you. No one believe."

No, he's literally like an 80s dad. He's like, "I don't give a [ __ ] Worry about it in therapy. You're stupid." Like,

he goes, "Back then we didn't have therapy. We just figured it out. We just pushed through.

We pushed it down. We pushed it down. So, so, okay. So, so the lady goes, "You have to have a social security card." And I look at him scared. He looks at me like, "I told you this would happen." And he goes, "Look,

we practice for this." He practiced this. He goes, "We're going to have to get it mailed to you. It's" And I was like, "No." And he was like, "Just breathe. It's okay." And she's like, "But I do think you could get it um renewed. You can't do any of the other things." And I said, "Okay, one for three. Like, that's okay." So, I get up to the place and I'm looking in my wallet and I pull out I have like

a random card next to my vaccination card. I have two cards and I go, "What's this?" And he goes, "That's your [ __ ] social security number." He goes, "Babe, you did it. You did it." And then the lady,

he's just as shocked as anyone. He's like, "You think that I just like won the lottery.

Cured cancer." Yeah. And then he goes, the lady goes, "You can get a bill on your phone." And I was like, "Oh my god." So, I like find some bill and he goes, "You did it. You we I I did everything that I need accidentally. I accidentally got my license at the DMV. Like, how is that possible?" He goes, "How the [ __ ] do you Why are you walking around your social security card for the last 10 years on you? Like, that is so not what you're supposed to do."

You know what? I'm taking your IBS ass out for ice cream. Get in the car. I'm so [ __ ] proud of you,

Paige. He literally got ice cream afterwards. That's [snorts] Flake Riverhead. Best ice cream.

I knew it. I knew he was going to be that because that's when an 80s dad That was good work. We're going to get a McFlurry. Get in the car.

That reminds me. My dad used to be like, "If if you win this tennis match, we're going to um get milkshakes." I'm like, "Dad, you want a milkshake.

You want a milkshake, dude? Just go get one. Just get a milkshake." So anyway, oh my god,

at the very end though, she she gave us the receipt and the address was wrong. Like she didn't put the like there's like a extra stuff at the end and I was like, "Ma'am, like it's actually wrong." And Dez is like, "How did you see that?" Like he was like obsessed with me that day.

Oh my god. He was literally he was like, "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut." Not after the ice cream. He goes, "Once the ice cream stomach ache wears off,

you're mine. You're mine." So, um, then she edited that. But anyway, um, I don't recommend the DMV, but they do.

You had to go an odd amount of times this in the past. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Did you see the whole article where it was like, "Is having a boyfriend embarrassing?"

Yeah. which like, yeah, being associated with a man in any capacity at any moment in time is embarrassing. But then I saw this other girl make a Tik Tok and it was just like she was like, I'm just so tired. I didn't even know what it was about. I was just like like repost

repost. She was just like how many times can we like blame women for like everything? But she was really talking more about Did you see the trend on Tik Tok where it was like um it's like girls showing things that like their husbands do and it's like yeah because I didn't marry a loser.

Oh, I don't like that. It's very And she was like she's like implying that the trend is like it's on the girl to figure out in this plethora of men that are all losers. You have to pick out the one that's like not a loser. And if he is a loser, it's not on him. It's on you. Also, if you're posting to try to show that your man's not a loser,

I don't want to say it, but he's a loser. All men are inherently loserish you know? So, let's just like say that first and foremost, but she was then she was like relating it back to like our boyfriends embarrassing. And she was just like, no matter what, women are just like always blamed. And she was like, so now you're blamed if you have a boyfriend. Like, that's embarrassing. But the girls that have boyfriends, like they're already embarrassing. if he's a loser, that's bad for you. Like that's on you. And it really is like,

and I feel like I can speak to it, like having different relationships in the public eye, like anytime one of my boyfriends in the public eye or like whatever would do something, it was always me that was like, well, she's stupid for being with him, like type of thing. It was never like, well, that was bad behavior on his part. Yeah.

Which it is just like so true. Like obviously I agree with the Vogue article, boyfriends are embarrassing, but all men are embarrassing.

It reminds me of the Tik Tok with La Roach. Did you see that from Victoria's Secret where he

was like the world? Yeah. He was like we're from the same place and she's like the Bronx and he goes the world. So that was he was actually telling her like we're both LGBTQ plus.

Oh, but she didn't want to acknowledge that in that moment. like she was like, I want some privacy, so that's why she goes to the Bronx. And then he didn't want to embarrass her, so he said the world. But I said, that's how

that went right over my head. I had to watch like they were like, there's layers to this. But then that's me when I'm like talking [ __ ] to a girl about men and then she's like, "Are you married?" And I'm like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Bronx."

From the Bronx. We were talking about you and your loser boyfriend. Not my situation.

Not my situation. I do think like there is something to be said about not making your boyfriend your husband

your personality the center of your life. It is. I think it's less embar That's the embarrassing part is when like your happiness rides on him and your identity rides on that. And that's why I think sometimes it's hard like public eye relationships. It's like you become a they merge your names and [ __ ] like

it's you. Don't merge my name. Don't merge any name. Don't merge the names. Um speaking

Wait, you know what's crazy is like we're both girls. So stupid. So stupid. So stupid. We're I don't even know why I started it out like that. You're married, but like I feel like that's why can't I form a coherent thought. You're married and you didn't change your name. Did you ever think you were going to change your name? Because I did. And now as I get older, I'm like in no f I'm not changing my thoughts.

I've known in my core since I came out of the womb. I also like there are some people though like your last name's annoying. Like that's not your fault. Like it's like Krinski or something and like no one could spell it.

Okay. Not to come for Sorry, not to come for the whole Polish community. Polish names are really difficult and it's not their fault, but like sometimes like you marry a guy whose last name is like Baker and you're like, "Okay, let's do that." Um, but I always like loved my last name. I identified by my last name. I'm proud of my last name.

My mom added a hyphen, which so did [snorts] my mom, by the way. Maybe it was like

that was like them dipping their toes. Yes. They were like, "Hey, we can't be full feminist because like society will murder us."

I'm not an angry feminist. Yeah. She's like They're like, "Let us dip it in." But apparently that's a [ __ ] nightmare at the DMV.

That's why I really brought it up because I was like, you have a gripe with the DMV. Like,

you know, girls will get married and then not be able to go on their honeymoon cuz their passport doesn't match their like their new name or like they didn't put the hyphen in the right place.

That just seems like so much admin that I'm not ever going to be prepared to like start. And growing up in Parksell, Brooklyn, it was pretty like open and free. And one of my mom's friends merged her name with her husband's name to create a new last name, like a like a celebrity name.

Okay. It was quite creative. That's a bit That's a bit outside my my range. It is kind of annoying that like my brother's kids are burners, but like my kids are not going to be burners. And I'm like, but I'm I am I am a burner.

I started this family. You'd all be nothing without me. No, one of my favorite bits ever is from Chelsea Handler's stand up where like she talks about her brother like having kids and his legacy and like it's such a good

such a good bit. Um, can I do a quick shout out to Lois? Lois, my niece. Lois won student of the month this month.

They took a photo. They talked about this. Like Lois is all this stuff. I FaceTime her. This [ __ ] was wearing sunglasses. Wouldn't make eye contact with me anymore. Winston the month. One month. Suddenly she's too cool for Aunt Hannie.

She's different. She's different. But I it's also like when it happened, I was like, "Oh, that's so sweet." But then I called her and I was like, "Lois, even if you never win student of the month again, I still love you." And that's like my own trauma. I'm projecting onto her. I'm like,

I was just gonna say, tell me for tell me that when you heard that, you weren't like, I could have won student of the month more.

When I the first time I won, well, first of all, the first time I won student of the month, I didn't the first month, which

I was livid. Like, wait, I can clear as day. It's like September third. September 3rd and you're like, hold on.

No, it was like that scene in a movie. They're like the first ever student of the month is and I go to stand up and they're like Jacob and I'm like what?

They're like Jacob. Jacob sticks pencil erasers up his nose. He's the student of the month.

Jacob can't even form a full sentence. And when he didn't do his homework on the fourth, so that's [ __ ] insane. So then the second month I won it and I said, "Okay, thank you." And the teacher literally looked at me, knew I was mad, and she goes,

"You won the month of October?" Yeah. Hannah, I won student of the month the month of October in third grade, and it was too overwhelming. I had to take a leave of absence from school and get my appendix out. I said, "You know what?" I said, "You know what? Hold the phone. I'd prefer a spring month. I'm going to take a bit of of a rest." I no I feel like you got you won it and then you were like this is the perfect time to get even more attention and have a lifethreatening illness make my rain stand out from all the other res.

You're like I'm going to need this press cycle to last a little longer. You're like I was like ah a medical diagnos.

You come back and everyone someone I came back someone had to like open the door for me. I said yes please get my door.

I swear to God the teacher after I won the teacher looked at me and I looked at her and I said thanks. And she goes I remember she goes I couldn't give you it the first month. It would have been too obvious. And I said don't play games with me.

You like Yet again we're always making excuses for the men. Yet again, a man wins. Um, but I do think that that high I got from winning that wasn't good. It wasn't good for my me.

It definitely did start your level of competitiveness. Yeah. And then I had to have an ego death. you like expecting get to get it like the first month and being like devastated though is so you like where you're like sorry what

when I went into class I was locked in like I was eyeing with the teacher I was like what are we do me and you doing today okay like [ __ ] all these other kids like I'm here with you

wait this is so funny to think about [snorts] you want to know why you were like that because she's up there performing and you're like, "Hold on. No one's going to be performing in front of a crowd and not having me involved." Susan from the top. What's the math again? They didn't hear it. Like, you're MCing her. Like, you're opening forging her up.

She'd make a joke and you were like, "That's a joke about fractions. You idiots wouldn't get it." Wait, I might have told this story before, but I have to tell it's one of our like family stories that I'll never live down.

I in Shelter Island, a person came with like all these animals like it was like an animal show.

Like a petting thing. Yeah. Like a petting but like with reptiles. But I just remember, you know, as a kid like when you love something, you're like, "No one here loves this more than me."

Yeah. You're like this. Yeah. Not the direction I was going. Right. Okay. Like imagine like you're sitting there and someone's like, "We're having an um an outfit

runway." And you're like, "Well, this is for me. This is my time to shine." So like

I love animals. So they're like, "Do you want to go to the animal show?" And I go, "Do I want to go to the Yeah, this has been in my calendar for 3 months. We're going to the animal show." So apparently I got there and they like ask questions to the kids. It's like very interactive. But my annoying [clears throat] ass was raising my hand. Everyone else is shy, right? Me raising my hand, trying to answer every question. And my dad jokes that the guy was like clearly like, "This isn't we can't have you answer every question.

Like, leave some room for other kids." And then at one point, I like was running out of stuff to say, but I still wanted to be called on. And he called on me, and I like forgot what I was going to say, and you could tell I was nervous. And I just go, I like animals. Honestly, Hannah, I know exactly the kind of kid you were. And I was the kid like in the corner looking at you being like, "Are you [ __ ] kidding? Are if you keep talking, we can't even pet the animals cuz you've been yapping the whole time."

To this day, my dad will be like, "I like animals." And then he said the guy even jokes. The guy was like, "Can anyone have anything to say? Maybe in Spanish." And I was like, "Because the animal is

you did not. You did not, Anna. So anyway, we've learned and we've grown. Anyway, follow your dreams. Be yourself.

At the end of the day, be yourself. And that's why we have a podcast because we can yap all day

and no one's going to yell at us. We love you guys so much. Have a great rest of your week.

Great Scorpio season. Don't forget to say happy birthday to Paige. She's 24. Yes. Bye.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Giggling about leftovers, exes, and the dmv"?

Hannah Berner (Host), Paige DeSorbo (Guest).

What is "Giggling about leftovers, exes, and the dmv" about?

The discussion revolves around light-hearted banter among friends, touching on topics like Halloween experiences, thoughts on celebrity Jack Harlow's absence, and playful reflections on personal traits such as zodiac signs and witchiness. The conversation emphasizes camaraderie, humor, and shared life moments, showcasing their playful attitudes towards everyday occurrences and cultural phenomena.

What is mentioned in this Giggly Squad episode?

5 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Jack Harlow, Eric Chason, Shelter Island. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Giggling about leftovers, exes, and the dmv"?

The episode runs 1 h 2 min; the transcript is about 12,426 words in 295 timestamped sections.

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