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Giggling about our favorite moments of 2025

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Giggling about our favorite moments of 2025", an episode of Giggly Squad published December 23, 2025 (1 h 8 min, about 13,393 words). It mentions 4 people, works and ideas, including Damasio Paige, Empire State Building, Dez, ERIC GARY.

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You know, we're making art here. Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that [ __ ]

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hi, Grace. Thanks for hopping on on a Monday. I know. I know it's hard.

It's okay. It's like not what I expected for my Monday, but it's fine. Where is Paige? aware that there was a Zoom

Paige. We've had this Zoom scheduled for two years. Sorry, it it slipped my mind.

Well, thank you guys for hopping on this official Giggly Squad business meeting Zoom. I just have like some important things we should talk about before the new year. ever.

Yeah. Our first ever meeting we've had and the whole company's here. So that's great. Are we forgetting anyone? I guess.

Grace, do you want to introduce yourself? Just Yeah. Grace, what do you do for the business?

I'd rather not. Okay, perfect. Okay. Do you want to send us an email of things you've done this year so we could review it?

Yeah, I'd love to. I'll get right on there. Yep. Okay, great. And I'm sorry for making you guys meet on Monday. I know it's like Mondays are like ah um shoot I forgot what I was going to say. Like I forgot the point of the meeting. Peace and love,

guys. Peace, love, and light. Guys, come on. Peace out. 2025. Oh, that's literally why I brought you guys here. Paige, I have to pitch you an idea. And I think the gigglers will like be really excited as like a gift for the new year.

Yeah. This is kind of crazy though. Okay. Like like life is never going to be the same.

Okay. Okay. I'm nervous. What do you think about us doing next year? Two episodes a week. Like is that crazy?

No. I kind of love it. It's just my first thought is like how are we telling the gigglers? Like what are like what are we

we have to hire a full PR company to do like a whole thing, you know? Yeah. Like I I feel like there's like different like it has to be like innovative.

Yeah. It has to be like never before seen type of like marketing. You know, like when guys want to impress you that sometimes they have that app on their phone where they can change the color of the Empire State Building.

I've never heard that before. There is like an app and like sometimes guys will be like, "I can change the color of the Empire State Building." Like

they're lying to you. I've seen the app before. Like I've seen that you can do it.

Okay. What if we did something like that? Like we ch like we took the Empire State Building.

I mean I kind of love that. Grace, do you have any contacts at the Empire State Building?

It feels like a little bit above my pay grade at this time. Okay. Just like send an email.

Okay. Okay. I don't know. But then also like spots global. So maybe like do we want to do like something with like Australia? Should we go to a

go to Australia? I mean what other podcasts do when they're like promoting announcing something? What like has I can't think of like any other podcast

like when you think of um like what's a podcast like smart when you think smartless you think men

men right so it's like three men talking what are they saying no one men stuff so I feel like when you hear the word giggly you think laughing you know so I think it all needs to be focused on laughing thing.

Should I like Yeah. Should we like Should we do like a musical? Like a a comedy musical?

What if we did like some type of flash mob situation? Oh my god, that's so 2013. I'm obsessed.

And it's like I'm not we're not proposing to someone. We're just proposing an idea, you know? Like it's a proposal idea of

how you get on one knee. Who proposes to who? You or me? It's us proposing to the gigglers.

Yeah. So, we fly everyone to one place. Everyone's together. Okay. So, we go to Australia, do a flash mob.

It's out of How long is the flight? Like three, four hours. Yeah. Should we bring our moms?

We We'll need probably some parental supervision at some point. Yeah. And like do you think we should have like should we get stuff on a plane? Like when the plane is going to Australia, should it say like two episodes? Two episodes. Forget

or we we all buy two cats and we're like what does this mean? Two. Okay, rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Forget the plane. Forget Australia. Forget the flash mob. We all get another cat and just start showing like we do Snapchats. Do people use Snapchat?

And we're like, "It's the second cat. What is that? Second cat. Second cat." And we wait for them to guess why we have so many cats.

Two cats. Yeah, I think that's perfect. I think that could be really cool. Okay, I have to run it by Dez, my husband.

I love Yeah. family. Maybe the second episode it's like we go rogue and it's all about centering men and like we're like the leading forces in curing the male loneliness epidemic.

You know something so offbrand. Okay. I feel like that might be too out of the box, but I love you think I love like your thought process right now cuz to be the number one podcast in the world, we have to think outside the box, but I feel like that would get us cancelled.

I feel like sometimes wearing a towel on my head like warms my brain and like my

your juices are flowing. Yeah, the serums on your face are like really working. Grace, do you you haven't talked much. Do you have anything to bring to the conversation? share your screen or something.

I actually don't know how. Perfect. I'll definitely I'll definitely like learn that for the next meeting.

I mean, have you been Have you been taking notes? Oh, for sure. Okay, good. Cuz I forgot everything we said.

I'm not texting. I'm taking notes. Are you online shopping? It's It's really none of your business what I do in my time.

Okay. So, we need to tell the gigglers it's two episodes. It's two episodes starting in the new year. Tuesday it comes out and Friday it comes out.

Friday. Yeah. Cuz Tuesday is like the week started. You need to giggle. And then Friday you're like am I am I going crazy?

And I think that's like the theme of the second episode. Like is this crazy? Like because it could be anything. Mhm. Mhm. Should we like talk to a scientist about like making like clones of us and then like we do like a panic page trying new things get cloned and we show up and it's two of us and then we're like

reinforcing two episodes and everyone's like we're like we just like we do IVF and we have twins

and we're like actually that's so much makes more sense. Wait, Grace, do you have any contacts with like um IVF scientist clone people?

I do. I've been like waiting for you guys to ask about this. Okay, for the second episode, like should we have guests? Like should we like

We have social anxiety, so that makes me nervous, but like if the gigglers are obsessed with people, like we could probably get Grace to message

someone someone to come on. So if the gigglers want people, we'll listen. But it's basically like only if we really need to.

Yeah. Okay, cool. I think like we literally just circle back Christmas and like

Okay. So, do we did we have a do we have a plan? Like did this make sense, Grace? Do you know what to do now?

Yeah, I have I feel like we have a lot of plans and like we're just I think we just execute all of them.

Yeah. Okay. Is that too much on your plate? Because I know it's like the holidays, Grace, and I think you're with your family right now, and I don't want to like

Not at all. I'll actually like We could have another meeting on Christmas Day. Perfect.

Is Christmas morning. Okay. For for sure. Like Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Before we go, just like this. My cat.

Okay. Amazing. Deafany. Oh, yeah. Can you like paint the number two like on her and have her just kind of walk around New York?

Totally. Yeah. Like a pink. It's like it's different than like, oh, we're putting something on the sidewalk. It's like we actually have live cats like roaming the streets.

100%. Like when in doubt, use stray cats. They're actor. They're starving artists.

They're paid actors. She is paid pretty well. She's on She's part of the company. Um, okay, Grace, thank you for leaving your family. Um, I think we have like a really good plan and I hope the gigglers are excited. I'm nervous.

Okay, see you. Okay. Good luck with your skin. Happy holidays. Love you guys. Bye. Thanks for listening to our quick Zoom and I hope you guys are excited for the new year and our present. Happy holidays. We're officially going to two episodes a week starting next year. Um, and in the meantime, here are all our favorite moments from 2025.

Actually, think about how many gay men there had to have been in the 1700s. They're all gay.

I mean, capri were trending. You think a straight man did capries? They wore wigs whenever they had a meeting.

There was unnecessary. Wait, what about a high sock? They were ballet flats. One said, "We let me put a bow. I think that'd be adorable." Also, they were like, "I don't want to write without a feather at the end of my pen."

Someone was like, "Did you see George's curls?" Like, "No, literally get a proper blowout."

Straight men with a full blowout and then writing with feather pens. It's giving the glee blondes.

No, it's then their signatures were I'm sorry. Like so I've seen my brother write his own name. He looks like a [ __ ] four-year-old. These guys are writing like in John Hancock. That's a gay signature.

How'd you even get that last name? That was around the time where you could pick them yourselves.

Also, hot take. Only men are allowed to go to war. It's given golf trip. IT'S GIVING YOU GUYS ALL JUST WANT TO go hang out and fight each other

and then they love their accessories when they go to war, too. No, the colonial men were gay. Do you ever go tanning in high school? Like to a tanning bed?

No. What? I'm not from Jersey. I'm from New York City. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Seriously?

Oh my god. That's why my skin looks so good. Oh my god, Hannah. Walked into a tanning bed with a girl who literally is orange with her hair up like this being like, "Do you need goggles?"

No. Tanning beds in high school were my religion. My life. How often did you go?

We went every single day after school. I literally got so tan one year. I was like neon and my mom like started crying. She was like, "You're ruining yourself." Wait, maybe that's why people don't give me cocaine because I could tell that like I didn't do tanning beds.

Maybe there's a correlation. The tanning bed cocaine. Actually, give you cocaine in the tanning.

New reality TV series. Where's your tanning place receptionist? Now, actually, [ __ ] Vander pump rules. I want to see the drama that goes on in a tanning

salon. Salon a lot. And you could tell you could cut it with a knife during prom season. You could literally cut it with a knife.

Would you get a sticker like on your lower hip? I always wanted to because But you don't put a sticker on a Lamborghini.

But my mom would have lost her [ __ ] mind. Oh, the cancer was fine, but not the sticker.

Yeah. Yeah. Household. Okay, let's not get it twisted. Wait, do you think less or more of me?

I'm not sure. Once you give birth and you are in the state that you are in, like this baby's just come out of you. Your stomach's still huge. I can imagine that in that moment, you know, if you married the right person or not,

mic drop. But I wonder how many people had the thought before they got married of like, I don't know if this is the right guy. And then right when they had a baby was like, this is definitely not the right guy.

It's literally postbab clarity. Yeah. You get post baby clarity. You're at like your most vulnerable form of like I my body just went through trauma.

Yep. I need someone to love me for me because I don't look the way I know myself to love.

Take care of me. And no. Well, that's why I think when people say, "Oh, we were struggling so we wanted to have a baby to bond us closer."

It apparently like makes it worse. But if your relationship's strong, it makes it stronger. But babies will expose the [ __ ] out of it. Speaking of bad habits, I hung out with a straight man accidentally

where work stuff. Okay. They do this thing where like when they try to connect with you, they keep showing you YouTube videos. And it made me feel like an outdoor cat who brings you a dead pigeon and you go and then you go, "Oh, wait. That's their love language. That's

Yeah. Oh, they're trying to connect. THAT'S THAT'S THEM showing affection." Cuz he showed me one video and you know, like you get the point after like and it like I was like, "Oh my god, that's so funny." I sat there for like 2 minutes watching it and like,

"Oh, you watched the full." Yeah. And then I was like, "Okay, that was a oneoff. He really is passionate about this video." And like 10 seconds later he's like, "Oh, watch this." And I was like, "Oh, this is

this is a thing. This is a thing in the community. Chris, is this what you guys do?"

Yeah, I call it YouTube waterboarding. Wait, YouTube waterboarding? What are like men? Um,

that was the question. What are What are men? What are men? Do you guys waterboard each other?

Yeah. You guys love each other. ever say, "Bro, I don't want to watch this." Yeah, that's why I started calling it waterboarding because people

all men do is hang out and go, "Bro, watch this." That'll be There's something also about when I'm watching someone's watching me watch a video. I can't enjoy the video.

Me neither. I was trying to explain to Ally who's a lesbian, our relationship. We left the house and she's like, "She's your partner."

Yeah. No, we're partners. Cuz she was like, "No, we're more than friends." Like, like, okay. Like, if we were to be with another friend duo, I'd be like, "Cute. That's adorable." We would leave and be like, "They think they're fun."

That's so sweet of you guys to like be friends, but like we're like partners. Well, Ally was like, "I love to hang out with you guys cuz I love being like a third wheel." And I'm like, "What do you mean?" She's like, "I love hang out with couples." And I'm like, "What do you mean?" And she's like, "You guys will talk with your eyes all the time.

If you're going to gossip with one of us, you're gossiping with both of us, but it's a safe space. Like, we share the same ideas."

She was like, "You have a full partner." And I was like, I know. And I was like, I am the man one.

Mhm. I want a man who's more involved in like the cooking and the cleaning. I do have

I just want a housekeeper. I just realized that I want an assistant. Um, some of these girls who have done it right, they marry chefs.

I just want someone who's like, I'll make school lunches. I do have to say, I've dated guys in the past who have cooked and it's been so hot and so fun. You have to trick them to be like, "Oh my god, I love that salmon you made."

Yeah. And then they like get passionate about it. And then it gets part of their ego and then they're like obsessed with it.

That's what it is. Make it a part of their ego. Yes. Chris is smiling. Right. And the second part and I go, "Oh my god."

I go, "My ex used to make it." Disgusting. It's disgusting. And honestly, he had a weak wrist. Make him feel like hunters. Do you know

there's something about British people and like they pull off bangs better. I didn't want to say it.

It's more believable. Like Daisy Edgar Jones. Like I feel like American girls were like that's why the whole thing is like are you okay? Like myself included. Like

but it's so funny cuz she's so British but then she goes to singing and they lose the accent which no one's ever studied that.

Adele has an accent but like my Adele doesn't you Like my Adele in my head, she's from Queens. Are you right? If Adele was from America,

hello, it's me. Yes. Where are you? I've been waiting for years for you to call. I've been sitting watching Jeopardy all night long and you haven't ring me up once. I will beat your ass.

Hello. I'm on the other side of West 55th. Where are you? How are we not cast in Anora? Is beyond me and I'm jealous. Mikey Madison, you're from LA. You lucky [ __ ] Okay.

I love that Maya Adele is from Queen. So, let's have some fun. Not my Adele. Can you tell what the year women were allowed to get divorced?

1969. I guess 1969. That's [ __ ] crazy cuz that's like when our moms were born got so popular is cuz we literally weren't allowed to have before.

No, we couldn't say it. Like he'd be like singing in a restaurant, happy birthday to another table and you'd be like, well, I literally can't get a divorce. So, like la. where now like he comes in with flip flops AND YOU GO DIVORCE [ __ ]

We've made a whole career on talking about ex the things we hate about men. A whole [ __ ] career.

Literally I just got tagged in something of me being like I hate if he's bad at bowling and you hate if he's good at bowling and I was like oh no.

Did I ever tell you what my nickname was like high school into college? No. Quadzilla which

I quite literally dig my own grave. That's why I'm funny. Literally like hot guys would be like, "Sup, Quadzilla."

I couldn't tell if like they thought my legs were like cute or not. I know. Men look at me like a horse. They like check my teeth. They're like, "Why are men always trying to like treat you like you're they're breeding with me?"

Yeah. And they're like, "What's your vert?" What? They're like, "Do you want to race?"

Division One babies were like a topic. Okay. And then they'd see me and they just smell a Nike sponsorship for their child like immediately like, "Yeah, you could go with the sarity girl who can't [ __ ] walk in a straight line or I I could [ __ ] throw a football 100 yards."

Do you want your child to dunk right with these calves? No one's ever come up to me and said like, "Hey, our kids might be athletic." If anything, they're like, "I think you'll have a gay son.

A gay son who, let's just say, could palm a basketball with your fingers. Talk about my unborn gay son because he's fabulous.

I have an eye twitch which means a man is about to die soon. Oh no, it's that time of year. I have to sacrifice a man.

No, truly I've had this eye for like 4 days. Everyone's like staring at it. I don't even think that everyone's staring at it. I'm just like, what?

Is it your bigger eye or your smaller eye? It's your bigger eye. Why did I even ask? I can see a [ __ ] up question.

I know. Check your cornea. No, it's just like I think stress. Back to me. I went to a couple public gatherings and I like forgot the best way to Irish exit.

I knew you're and I actually just needed some advice. We're in a conversation. And what are you going to do?

I'm going to run to the bathroom really quick. I'll be right back. Which bathroom? I didn't specify. I meant the one in my apartment.

Not the one here. That's crazy. I'm going home. It's none of my business what you thought I meant.

Don't project your ideals onto me. Oh, you thought the one here. My favorite thing is I'll call an Uber. Someone always starts talking to me like right when the Uber's there

and I love to pretend the Uber is like completely out of my control like being like I would love to stay but the Uber

you're like the APP'S ACTUALLY LOCKED. THAT'S CRAZY. Stop it. The Uber needs me and I would love to cancel it, but my thumb doesn't work.

You're like, he's on his way. If I cancel now, what message will that say to him?

He's going to He'll be very mad at me and I don't need that. Here's where it can get dicey. You say you're going to the bathroom, they someone sees you leaving out the door and they're like, "Where are you going?" Making a quick phone call. Can't do it in here. Just running outside to make a quick phone call. didn't tell you it's to my Uber driver to let him know where and precisely I'm standing.

None of my business if you thought the call was to someone else. Not my business.

You're a [ __ ] genius. Yeah. I love getting out of [ __ ] There's nothing I love more than saying bye. I love when one of my gays goes, "You know what? Never liked her." AND I'M LIKE, "YOU NEVER SAID I think you never said anything."

When you got one of my gays going, it's get a gay going. Do one thing for your day and get a gay going

gag. Get a gay going. Get a gay going and let them tell you what it is. No, let them break it down for you because it's

gagged. Like get a gay going. Wait, maybe that's the segment we just bring on a gay and let them go.

It's just straight guys. They don't know that we're calling them gay. Time for our gag segment.

What are you gagged about? Hannah, if we brought in a bunch of straight men saying it was like one of our segments, but really don't tell them. Are we saying what's something you're passionate about?

Yeah. Something that like really gets you going. What is that? So, last night when I'm at the Giants game, sitting there, I'm watching the game. I'm eating my snacks. And at one point, I go, "That is adorable." And my brother is sitting next to me and he goes, "What?" Let's just break it down for a minute. This is musical theater. Okay, you have to remember the place. Sorry, that's memorizing lines.

That's choreography. That's choreography. When they go five, six, seven, eight,

and they're all putting the same outfit on. Sorry, that's a costume. And then they're all going out there. They know what they have to do. And then they're performing. And I think it's adorable. Also, take one look around that stadium. 85,000 people. I go, male loneliness epidemic. Where? Where the What the [ __ ] are you talking about?

They're all singing the same songs. I'm like it's stacked here. There's so many men high-fiving each other. They don't know each other. Just like having the best time ever crying.

At one point I literally go just kiss. At the end of the game if a player like likes another player, he goes up to them and says, "Can we trade jerseys?" And then they take each other's jerseys off.

They uncress unclo and they swap jerseys. And then he walk out and you're like, "It smells like you."

Guys definitely pick the porn based on the guy. What do you mean? Would you ever like not click on one cuz a guy looks a type of way?

Yeah. Yeah. Yep. And sometimes they're like, "I like that one." IT'S FUNNY. YOU'RE NOT CUZ I PICK A GIRL. I want her

based on what I like her to look like. Men aren't even in my porn algorithm. That's crazy.

I don't want to see having sex. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. It's disgusting.

Like they ruined the porn. So embarrassing for them cuz it's so easy to get the egg from guys from porn. Like them even being like, "Yeah." I'm like, "I'm out."

Yeah. Like him going, "Oh yeah, I'm out." We don't talk about this enough either. Like I could in my head picture like four porn girls that like I've seen in the past 15 years that like you just always see gorgeous, stunning. I couldn't picture one good-looking guy porn star. Like, I don't think I've ever come across one.

I know. I also don't look for them. So, they could be out there. I'm just not seeing it.

It's none of my business. Anyway, we digress. We digress. Therapist update. I've been doing EDMR. No, it's EMDR. EDM is a festival.

Yeah. EDM is a genre of music. It's really good. What is it? So basically, um, it sucks if you're like having a good day and then you have to do it

cuz you're having a good day. Wait, nobody talks about that. There have been so many times where I'm like, "Okay, but what if therapy is the problem?

What if essentially you've been putting in a bad mood?" I'd be like, "Wow, life is worth a living." And then I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ] I have therapy." And you get in and she's like, "Okay, in fact, it's not." Let's go back to the worst time you ever had in your life where you think shattered all your hopes and dreams.

The turning point, if you will. Let's go to your villain origin story. I hate a pattern. Like your sweater right now is like actually making me nauseous.

Like, what in the Blu-ray DVD screen is this goddamn cardigan? I've been literally wanting to ask since we sat down, where did you find this cardigan? Um, it's vintage Mason.

Oh, is it? Okay. Can you apologize to Mason? I can't apologize to them. I don't like patterns either, unless it's a sweater.

This looks like if you put on 3D glasses, I would do something cool. This looks like right when you're about to throw up what you see. This looks like third tequila shot when you start to fall.

When a guy tries to kiss you and you don't know what he looks like, this is what you see. Wait, I know what your sweater looks like. It's been driving me nuts the whole time.

Wait, I know what it looks like, too. What? What are you gonna say? Who is that Halloween character?

That's like the menace child. Don't they wear like blue and red shoes? Chucky. Chucky.

Can you have red hair? My god, it was literally driving me nuts. I never can tell when my friends are on drugs, but like

do they wait just pause because that's actually one of my favorite things about you is to be out with you and for you to watch other people be on drugs.

As someone who's seen this happen to me, can you just tell me for real right now? Do they talk beforehand and say, "Don't tell Hannah." Or do they think I'm already high cuz I'm like energetic?

You don't give off the vibe that you would be into it. So, it's like a waste of a conversation to even know.

It's like that one guy who like Hannah, you cried the last time you smoked weed.

I know. But not everyone knows my history. No one's even offering me a sig. Not even a drunk sig.

Do I give snitch energy? Do I have snitch face? You're giving dark. Do I look like an undercover cop? But also like I've been at parties where people don't know that I cry over weed that like they all just disappear in the bathroom and I'm sitting outside and they're all in the bathroom and I'm like someone has a stomach ache

and then they come out and I'm like is everyone okay? And they're like yeah and then they're like dancing and I like no one ran by me. Went to the gyno for the first time in like a long time. When your pussy's this little you don't have to get it checked up cuz it's like not even there.

Nothing can even go in there. It's literally not even there. You can't even find it.

I got a pap. It was quick. It wasn't. Being a girl is crazy though. Like they l just shove something in you and I was like I'm not I wasn't in the mood for it.

Is that like it's 2025 and there's still there like they still crank it, you know? Like like you would think the technology

No, it looks like a medieval torture device. One of the craziest things ever. And they're like, "Oh, hey, no problem. We're just going to stuff this up you." And you're like,

"Stainless steel duck beak, no lube, none at all." And then they're just like, "This won't this won't hurt."

Like that's crazy. Yeah. Crazy. You love me, but you don't want to be me. Like things about me disgust you. Like you would never want to be me, but you love that I'm me.

Yes. And that's what it is. Like I don't want to be you at all. We both are literally disgusting.

Like we'll do something you'll be like I in your mind I know you're like I would [ __ ] never. She's so dumb.

Like when my mom tried to dress me in like dresses with a matching hat, I was like burn me at the steak. Like I'd rather kill myself than be dressed in this matching set and then you show up in a matching set and I'm like wait I love that for you.

Yeah. Yeah. Well that's why it works. Yeah. That's why we're in such a good relationship. And I think that's what you have to find in a partner because there's too many people out here marrying their biggest off. And it's really like they just want to be they wish they had your life. They want to be you.

Have you wanted to get your nipple pierced before? Did you see the newsletter where I put them nipple covers in that are pierced?

Yeah. Chris and I freaked out. Neither of you guys brought it up. Yeah, cuz we were [ __ ] scared. She goes, "Did you see what page?" I go, "Yeah, I saw a newsletter." She goes, "Should we say something?" I'm like, "I don't know. I think we just cuz it was [ __ ] rage bait. It was rage bait. I'm not like

I thought you guys were I was having a day and then I saw that and I said, "I don't need this [ __ ] right now." I said, "She's mocking me. She's coming for me in some way."

Why is that coming for you? You don't. It's just like, you know, I don't need that.

I would never get my nipples pierced. I looked into it for a while. your mom. Your poor mom. Like she's she's making a rosary. She's like she's like, "Where did I go wrong?" I have a fear that

you are everyone's dream child. You had a fear of what you were going to get like an infection.

No. I have a fear that I'd be paralyzed from. Oh my god. Paralyzed. That's so [ __ ] greasy. Why? I thought that like your nipple would lose feeling.

Oh, that can happen. Yeah, that actually can happen. I'm going to Harvard this week.

I'm going to like It's hard. Harvard Law. No, just just regular Harvard. Okay. And speaking to their one of their business classes.

Wait, you're going to get an honorary degree? Hopefully, because currently I don't have one. You're an inspiration to people who can't read.

Thank you. By the way, I've gotten a couple messages of people being like, "Hey, I know you like making fun of Paige for not being able to read or write or spell, but it actually comes off mean." And I go, "She told me she can't read. I'm literally just repeating what she said to me." Never in our almost 10 year of friendship have you ever said anything to me where I've been like harsh like ever like me hurt my feelings because it's most of the time accurate

I was like sorry telling the truth is not a crime also this means I came up with something to try to make you giggle

and also it's funny and also you're New York Times bestseller go to the set I'm in hair hair and makeup. I'm like, "Wow, it's a scorcher out there." I go to someone and I'm like, "Oh, do you know what the other thing is that I have to film this week?" And they're like, "No, this is it." And I look at them and I go, "No, no, this isn't the outfit that I picked for like what I'm doing in the house." I'm like, "Oh, okay." But in my head,

you start spiraling. And in my head, I'm like, "I've already worn this before. I'm going to get [ __ ] torn apart online. And they're going to say, "Lizzie McGuire, you're a [ __ ] outfit repeater." Which they did. Literally were all over my Instagram being like, "I think she wore that before." And now all of a sudden, no one's sustainable.

Whatever happened to sustainable fashion? The sun starts beating down on me pretty aggressively. And I'd say we're about 2 hours into filming and I'm like standing there and I'm in a full suede skirt. You were wearing a suede turtleneck skirt and I'm like, "You know what guys, real quick. Um, feeling a bit feeling a bit queasy. Let me take a minute to myself. I throw up. Everyone's like, they're like, "Are you okay?" And I'm like, "Yeah, like totally put me back in, coach. Like, I can do this. I just had to get that out of my system. It's something I do."

A little bug. It was from the biscotti. I get back out there and I'm swaying a little bit, you know? I'm like, I'm like, you know, I'm not feeling totally normal. I have like an earpiece so someone can hear me talking and I and I literally just go I'm going to need another minute. I'm going down. I'm literally I'm going down and you guys can come down with me. I'm using the mic like a walkie-talkie. I'm like we got what we need. They're like no we didn't Paige. You still have more lines. I'm like

wrap this up right. Thank you craft services. They're like no no we're not done. This

is a bra on production. Thank you so much for the day. You guys have been amazing.

Everyone, hands together for the cast and the crew. You go. This season's a wrap. I think we got to the point. We all want to [ __ ] each other. Let's go. Thank you for the villa. Okay, got to go.

I literally sit down, pass out. I'm like, guys, I'm so sorry, but like I just don't think I can finish it.

You didn't want to croak in Fiji wearing that outfit. Not only am I NOT IN THE GODDAMN OUTFIT, I [ __ ] picked out. You think I'm going to go to a hospital in Fiji? Have something happened to me and this is my final outfit? Like, no. You got me [ __ ] up. Did I ruin the show? Is everyone mad at me? Like, are you guys going to sue me or you're never going to have me back?

They were like, the season can't go on. It was like one of those things where you know you're like something happens to you or like you're insecure about something and you're like honestly no one's going to notice and then you see your friend and it's like the first thing they say.

Yes. I was like no they're going to make it seem like I was still standing there. No one's going to see it and it's like where'd that girl go in the dumb outfit? Classic Paige. She's so lazy. I was a rotisserie chicken in there. But again, I'm in full cow. I was an animal out there. Yes, you were a buffalo.

I'm like, "Guys, I'm I'm at a loss of breath. I can't see well." And they're like, "Ask him if he's hard." I'm like, "Guys, I right now."

Do you think purple lettuce thinks it's better than other lettucees? Lettuce eye.

Yes. Because when I'm eating purple lettuce or a colored carrot, you stop and you go, "You're gorgeous." If I have ariccolored carrot on my plate,

your tax bracket has changed. My tax bracket has changed. I know more languages than you do. I feel like the purple lettuce like knows like and it's always like curly in a way where it's just like like you could put it on a dress and it always comes out of nowhere. Like you're like gnawing on your rabbit food and then you're like,

"Who is she?" Are you talking about like cabbage? I don't know enough about the lettuce species to be able to What is the the purple? I don't look I'm starting this new thing. I tried to eat salads last week. It didn't work.

What? I'm trying to be healthy before I go on tour. Realizing that. Are you sticking to the rule on tour where there's no eating after at 11:00 p.m.?

No. Oh, you haven't stuck to it. Funny because last year we had to stick to it.

Yep. Because Well, last year you tried to put me in a caloric deficit and I was famished. This year you're willy-nilly just ordering whatever. I don't know what town you're even in. You're so stuffed.

I did get a really good Mexican bowl. I dermiplaned. Did you? I've never felt so shiny.

Yeah. Like I felt like a baby dolphin. Do you like it? I kind of like a little fur to keep me warm.

I've never looked at you and been like, "You have hair on your face." You've also never looked at me.

That's true. I only look for you. I've never really taken it all in. Normally you see one thing and you go, "Oh."

And then you're like, "Back to me." My mom always makes a joke where she's like, "Don't let Paige look at you too long. She'll tell you what you have to fix." And I'm like, "Don't let me in the room."

I love constructive criticism. You know that. I'm very coachable. Yeah. Sorry. If I don't tell you, who's going to tell you? If I see my mom and I'm like, "Hey, let's like switch up this hairstyle or like let's like change these boots or something." I would want someone to tell me. I feel like mom's hairstyles are so important to them and telling them to switch up a hairstyle is like

that's like you have to sit them down. Like that's like having a intervention. Especially some of these moms who've had the same one since 1982.

Yeah. During stifling times, is that a crazy stifling way to describe it? What does stifle mean, Chris? What does stifle mean?

Stifling times. Grace is dying. It's not a real word. First of all, urban dictionary talking about urban dictionary says a combination of the word strife and trifle. Strife meaning difficulty. Trifle meaning not really very important. So maybe not stifling.

Definitely not strifling. Definitely not. Wait. Strifling is my life though. Not important.

No, I've been strifling. But I'm not I've been stifling for like two weeks now. I'm not okay.

Wait, can we normalize stifling? The origin is Italian. And if you use it in a sentence,

being really upset about things that don't matter. Yeah. Everyone knows football's gay.

After the game, what do they do together? Shower. I've heard multiple men football players are not saying it's team bonding. I'm sorry. I've never team bonded with a friend naked. The closest me and you have been to being naked in the same room together is when I'm pooping and you happen to be trying to do your makeup in the same room.

Yeah. And it's against my will. I know for a fact I was in there first. I know for a fact. And then you had a chim chonga.

Okay. So, let's not even act like it was just us bonding. It was you having a serious problem.

Also emergency. That's medical. That's just medical. I'm your emergency contact. Wait, have you ever gone through a phone?

This is so embarrassing. I've never gone through a phone. It's not embarrassing. That's probably like the right way to be.

Back in the day, you like respect privacy. I don't respect privacy. I just respect like

or like if you're dating me. Sorry. You live in Russia. It's my rules. There's zero privacy. Any money you make has to go immediately to me.

I think it's cuz like you kind of like the drama a little more than me. a little.

I love it. I thrive on it. Like, I really want to be like, I go looking for problems. I've cracked iPhones. I've cracked iPads. I've gotten computer passwords. I've blocked people from other people's phone. Like, I've done it all. My favorite thing though would be when pe when men would be like, "You don't respect my privacy." I'M LIKE, "AND YOU DON'T RESPECT MY VAGINA." LIKE, what are we talking about here? What are you the FBI and this is I'm leaking your data. Shut up. No, I don't respect your privacy.

It's basically saying you don't respect me cheating. And it's like, yeah, I don't respect you cheating.

Yeah. And be better at it. Like what? Get out of my Uber. I'm like 15 minutes early. So, I'm looking at my phone to like see what time it is. And I just hear someone say, "Heads up." I turn. I literally get turned around because all of the sudden charging at me is 30 people in a [ __ ] run club. Okay. I literally audibly go, "What the [ __ ] is this?"

You got shot. I literally was I was assaulted. I was burglarized. I was thrown on the street. Like I literally turned with the motion of them like whipping.

They just took you with them. Next thing you know, you're running. I didn't sign up for this. I'm like, I have a facial.

I'm immediately angered cuz I'm like, [ __ ] you guys. Who the [ __ ] is getting

There should be signs like, you know, it says no biking on the sidewalk. No running on the sidewalk.

I was like, is this what's happening before 10:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning? You've gone rogue. You've taken over the city. It's Gotham City here now. I realized high school team, high school track team.

Oh, they're just trying to run. And so I was like, you know what? I take back everything.

They're chasing their dreams. Everything back. You guys get your exercise. What happened to after school activity? It's after school activities.

No, I couldn't even believe allowed something like that to happen. You know, it's not pronounced dash hounds. Apparently, it's dachshunds.

Sorry, hold on. This is above our pay grade. This is not a bit, but genuinely, can you spell it for me?

D A S C H O U N Ds. Along those lines, like close to that. My brain immediately went to Sichuan chicken.

I thought Dachon was a whole separate breed. Same, isn't it? There was Connor and Cupid and Doxer and Bliten.

Donner and Blitzen. What did they have to do with this? I thought that was one of the dachshunds.

I'm DJ Dashhound. But like late night people call you DJ Dachon. Once I have a dirty chai latte, I'm DJ D.

Like you start your set as DJ Dashound and then it gets like dirty. DJ D. When the beat drops, DJ

DJ Dawson. Wait, I'm obsessed. I'm asking this because I want to know from the girls that have frozen their eggs. My boobs huge, massive. I've never had bigger boobs in my life. I'm like so excited.

I, not a doctor, think that you actually needed estrogen and your body is just like responding really well to it. Do you feel different in other ways?

Um, have you been nicer to people? Oh god. No. I've been like more emotional a little bit, but not like overly emotional.

Well, like appropriate for a circumstance like not like numb. Yes. Not like stone cold Steve Austin

appropriate for a circumstance. Yeah, you're reacting as you should have in the past.

Sometimes I'll have a reaction and I'll think in my head, yeah, that's normal person.

Keep doing Wait, this is Paige. What would a normal person do if my best friend's dies?

So many times where people expect you to be like a and my immediate reaction is like, okay, get over it.

That's when people are like, can Paige act? I'm like, "Yes." Yeah. Do you know how many times I've had to pretend to care about a lot of things?

Oscar worthy. I don't give a [ __ ] Literal Oscar worthy. I'm never joining a religion that limits my drinks. And not even alcohol. Like, I'm sorry. I can't have a diet coke. [ __ ] off.

But they can do aderall. Can they do betas? There's definitely some Mormons. My thing is they just like get around whatever the old school rules are. They were also talking about this whole thing where like if you were divorced, you're still bound to your ex-husband for the rest of your life through I'm like guys, come on. We got real world problems happening.

Let's talk about the here and now. When he dies, I Who was he? When he crosses my desk, we'll figure it out. But like right now,

how did the men who are dead have more power than women who are alive? Period. Oh. Oh my god.

Period. That is so Where did you hear that? Marilyn Monroe. Oh, I'm just kidding.

My new thing is quoting everything and saying Marilyn Monroe. I do have to say forever vain you are.

Mhm. You haven't gotten a facelift yet. And you know Chris Jenner's been looking good.

What is that facelift? I'm getting that. I would love to inject myself with some [ __ ]

Yeah. I'm too scared about doing the research of who I should go to because I genuinely don't trust anyone.

Do you know who you can trust? God. Yep. And God made you perfectly. Imagine if God makes no mistakes.

Turned into like a religious faith based podcast. And that is why in 1113 said go across the water and get the fish.

And and when you question how do I get that fish, you get that fish. Because that's what we southern though. We didn't We could have been religious without being southern.

I don't think it goes that way. I don't think I think you go full Joel. We If you're quoting scripture, you better have a twang.

I was offered MDMA. Yeah. Do I feel cool about it? Yeah. Wait, no. Hannah calls me after she goes to this party and she would not stop saying MDMA. And after the fifth time, I was like, "It's Molly. Stop saying MDMA. I'm going to have a freak out.

I go, since when is MDMMA Molly, you woman instead? Yeah, since forever. I wasn't going to say yes, but I pretended I was considering it. Like I'm like, you know, I normally would

cuz I wanted Saturday night and I can't. It literally totally a time WHERE YOU COULD DO.

IF THERE WAS EVER a time, it was in that moment. And then people were like, we're micro doing. And I'm like, okay. Like regardless what dose, I would ruin the party. I would never work in this town again.

I actually feel like you wouldn't micro dose because you're an all or nothing girl, you know? So you're like, if I'm going to do it, let's become drug addicts.

That's why weed [ __ ] me up because everyone's like, just take a little hit. And then you take a little hit, don't feel anything. Take the biggest hit I've ever taken in my life. Can't breathe for an hour. And then

and then you find yourself on the bathroom floor and you're like, I think I'm having a panic attack.

Exactly. Just like staring at my fingernails for way too long. I think maybe I was in like seventh or eighth grade and something happened for the first time ever like with a boy

and I remember my mom tell saying to me, "Paige, I need you to understand that this is a man's world, okay? It's a man's world. So, you need to always be smarter, quicker, like thinking on your feet like you're going to get [ __ ] over in situations that you shouldn't just because you're a woman." And I feel like that always stuck in the back of my head. And I think people get so mad at me because I move like a guy. I've always moved in the world like a [ __ ] guy. I will ghost the [ __ ] out of you. I don't give a [ __ ] I like will take your job. I'm not the kind of crazy where it's like I need to get back at you.

It's I'll get I'll take your job and become your boss and then I'll fire you. Yeah.

Like that's my kind of crazy. Are Jenz's playing Flip Cup? I probably haven't played Flip Cup in like three four years. So, no one's competitive. You'll never get ahead in this world. When I was 26, there were bars just for for beer pong. We weren't there to drink. We were there to compete. We were there to like live our dreams. This is when the world started to turn for the worst.

When people started when people started filling their beer pong cups with water and and just drinking the beer. No,

that's why CO happened cuz we didn't have we did the the antibodies. antibodies of when a ball rolls and gets kicked across the entire bar and then you take it and you throw it in a beer and that person chugs it. That's why we were able to face

like germs. I I have to say when a guy is good at flip cop I'm like it's the hottest thing ever. When a guy's bad at flip club, I'm like you would you would finger my thigh.

In your 20s if someone was playing beer pong and they weren't good at it, I'd be like that's so embar I'm like you probably like aren't good at children.

I hate sleeping in bed with men. I don't know what it is cuz like I can fall asleep on the couch with them, but once it comes to like getting in the bed and like falling asleep, I'm like, "No, I have to be alone. Like, I have to hang out with myself more."

Well, it doesn't make sense. Like, we all have roommates, right? And then you get to the point where you try to not have a roommate, but then when you meet a guy, now you're forced to have a roommate, but this roommate literally takes up half the bed and is hot and is breathing in your [ __ ] face.

I'm like, "Now I can't watch a TV show." and like also have my phone on when it's like 3:00 a.m. because you have to sleep when it's

I understand intimacy sometimes. I understand quality time. Yeah. When you're both asleep, like is that really intimacy?

Sleeping in separate beds I honestly think is great. I need my own bedroom and I'm so down to start the night with you and then like start the morning with you. But what I do in the in between is like none of your business.

You're starting a business. You're running numbers. You're looking up past ex's ex's ex's girlfriends. You have stuff to do during the night.

I saw a Tik Tok that was like, I still stalk my ex's ex even though we broke up, but she's part of my routine.

Wait, your comfort stalk. Your comfort stock. Your comfort stock where like when you watch them, it kind of makes your day.

Yeah. Someone said, "You know when you were a kid and you'd have to sharpen your pencil?" So, you'd get up to the garbage and you'd just like sharpen it and it feels kind of nice. And you'd also get to like That's a version of a cigarette break as a kid.

I was the queen of taking a break. The pencil sharpener wasn't enough for me. I was like, "Ooh, still too stimulating. You guys are all here." I was at the nurse's office. The nurse knew me. Okay. I'd walk into the nurse's office and she'd say, "What is it today, Paige?" I'd say, "Well, I don't know." We walk into the green slight tingle in my throat. Better call my mommy.

I feel like my past life when my children died of color is coming forward today.

No, I'd literally go to the nurse's office and the nurse would say, "Why don't we just call your mom, talk to her for a few minutes, and see how you feel?" And I'd be like, "That sounds nice." I needed like a midday pep talk. Okay. It's hard out here.

So real. So real. Let kids call their mom during school. What was the harm in it? should be like a jail where they have a row of telephones where you go, you're getting a call from PS 321 during the middle OF THE DAY. MOM, I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE IN this place. It's a prison.

Going to do an egg freezing update cuz that seems appropriate. Oh my gosh. There's a question on the consent form that's like, "Okay, and if anything happens to you, what would you like us to do with your eggs?" So, the options are like, "Discard them,

scramble. If you're married, do you want to give them to your spouse? Like, I hate these like future questions. I'm like, I literally don't know what we're gonna have for breakfast tomorrow.

How many years do you want us to like free have them for? But I was like, wait, I don't know.

Part of me was like, well, I wouldn't want a child walking around and them not having me. Like, that's crazy.

I would be like, why do I have these weird mental demons and my mom can't explain them to me,

right? But also, I'm like, if I had a sister Yeah. and she and say she couldn't get pregnant, I would want her to have mine.

What if your brother's wife can't get pregnant? Well, that would be incest. My brother's sperm make a baby with my egg. That would be so highly illegal.

Literally spent three days in Alabama. Well, gosh, Ara, Paige, give it to your brother. He'll have a baby with it. I'm like, nope. Super super illegal. Um, could not do that. Could not give my brother's wife my eggs.

I feel like as I get older, I am Simon Cowolf. Like, I hate everything. I'm like disgusted by so many people I know.

Do you know there's an actual thing of you don't of people who don't get enjoyment from anything? Like there's a word for it.

I have it. They said if it happens for an elongated period of time, it can be depression.

What's a long What's a long period of time? No, it's not that I hate everything. I'm unimpressed.

Yes. Not to quote your best friend who I'm sorry people aren't talking about this enough.

I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by. That did you hear her say that? That quote alone.

I'm sorry. It's my new personality. I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by. And I think my problem is is I'm unimpressed by things that I'm just like, I don't care.

I have to say something and nobody knows. Can I guess? Yeah. You got Botox. Yeah.

You guys, this has never happened in the history of Giggly Squad. Page six. Now's your time to shine.

She froze her eggs and then she froze her face. Continue. Okay. No, she goes, "I've been watching you talk, so I can tell how your face already moves and I'm and I can already tell you that I wouldn't even give you a full amount that I give."

Yeah. Like she's like, "Your face you don't have to use some of the face. We'll keep some of it."

Obviously, I brought up my orbital bone and and she goes, "It's more noticeable to you than it is to the average person." I go,

"Have you seen the internet? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD of Giggly Squad? I'm happy I even lasted this long. Botox has been being pushed to me since I was eight years old.

Eight years old. I mean, have you? Yeah. Were you alive? Congratulate Paige on her um popping her Botox cherry her new face. If she looks different, don't tell her. Just be like, "You look the same."

No, literally, don't tell me. You really do look amazing. You just look awake. Yeah.

Which honestly, we've never looked like what's it like being awake right now? My whole brand is now changed.

Yeah. Oh my god. You have to change Deafany completely to like running wear. She goes, "We're doing marathons in Deafany now. Can I call you out for a second?"

Fine. Paige calls me and she's like really focused talking about something, but it sounds like she's in a in a car wash.

This is my last minute on the phone. You've got to listen to me. So, she's raming and I go, "Hold on. Are you in a rainforest?" And then instead of being like explaining herself, she goes, "What?" And then I'm like, "Oh, maybe she's on speaker." You know, sometimes on speaker it's weird. She You make me feel like I'm crazy. You go, "What? Uh, what?" And I go, "It sounds insane." And she goes, "Yeah, I'm in the shower." Anyway, and I'm like, "Okay, you could have prefaced it with being like, "Hey, sorry. I'm underwater right now."

But you made me feel like I was crazy for being like, "You're drowning." I get some of my best work done in there.

By the way, she has facetimed me in the shower as well. Totally. I know her full routine. Any call I've had to make through that day that's not like super important, but like I have to tell you something. I have to talk to you. I don't have any other time during the day. You're going to call in my shower.

There's another life where you live like in Kansas and you are the it girl of real estate. Like every single bench in that town is you but and you're wearing a powersuit.

Like no one's ever your glam is incredible. No one's ever seen you without full glam.

They call me penthouse page. And there's no pen houses in camp. That's really sexual. Actually, that's that actually sounds like my only fans page. I take that back.

And you don't actually make eye contact with any of your clients, but I've thought about real estate. And you know what knocks me down every time? I'm not doing math in my adult age. I've moved on. I'm past that.

You have to know square footage and stuff and like you have to know like there is numbers and I'm like actually no. Did you watch Selling Sunset?

Not really. It was a lot of like them getting out of the Yukon SUV slowly. It's a lot of arrivals and depart.

Just arrivals and leaving. There's nothing Netflix reality shows love more than arrivals

and a non-copyrighted music background. A strut. She's a sex. She's a sexy one. Yeah, she sex sexy.

No, Netflix will gets hard for a slow strut. Can I tell you something? from Cartoon Network. Not for me.

I'm going to say Cartoon Network is so Hannah coded. Yeah, it's not page coded.

Ed, Ed, and Eddie, you would never watch. I hated that show. Any TV shows where they're like yelling?

I've seen what I needed to see. Wait, that's Cartoon Network 2. The commercials were like, "You want this for yogurt?" Why was there so much yogurt in those [ __ ] squeeze tubes when we were little?

Easy squeeze. The commercials were even like too much. Like I couldn't I was like no, get the station off. Like I liked then I'd have to switch to like PBS and like watch like Wishbone or something. I'd be like that's so over stimulating.

You did like Wishbone. I loved Wishbone. I'm surprised it didn't make you smarter as a kid. Again, as I am as an adult where I like to watch pretty people on the TV, I like them to be so [ __ ] hot. As a younger child, I like to watch things that were aesthetically pleasing to me.

That's why I can't believe I'm your favorite person. Anytime someone would offer up the Cartoon Network, I immediately knew what kind of kid you were and I was disinterested. I would be like, "No."

This is the thing though with Powerpuff Girls. It formed who I am as a woman. See, again, I didn't like action.

You go, why are they moving so much? I go take a nap. Why don't you guys chill? Like, you're getting out of your house and you're like running away from your parents and this is what you're going and doing. Like, go to the mall. You know how like girls say like you can see your mental illness through the people that you've dated?

Oh, wow. If I truly went through my 20s and all of my boyfriends, I could tell you exactly what I thought about myself. They say the person that you set it for is who you believe you deserve.

Also, if like someone doesn't like you back and you're like trying to get them to like you, you have to realize that they're triggering something like in you.

There are so many situationships I feel like in my 20 where 20's where I was like, you don't like me.

Perfect. Now I have to reason why I'm amazing. In your 20s, I think cuz you're still becoming who you are. You immediately don't think like, oh, he's not the right guy for me. you're like, "Oh, I did something wrong. Like, let me try that again." Like, I just had to reframe myself for him. Where now in my 30s, if someone didn't like me, I'd be like, "Ew, you have horrible taste."

And I'm like, "I actually don't like you first. I didn't like you first. I didn't like you first. I'm 32 years old, but like I was home." So, like, when I step into Albany and I step onto my parents' street, I'm 16,

100%. I have to ask to leave the house. Like, I could never just leave my house. Like that would be

get permission. Ask when they want you home. So it's like Friday night sneak in sneak in a weed pen

10:00 and I'm like burns a little and my mom can hear me. And here's the other thing. I'm in the bathroom in my room for like a while. But my bathroom is above her bedroom. So she knows when I'm in the bathroom.

She knows when you have a tummy ache. I hear coming up the stairs. What's going on? Are you okay? And like I immediately turn 16. AND I'M LIKE,

I THINK I I ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE A UTI, BUT I PROMISE I ACTUALLY didn't even have sex. And she just looks at me and she goes, "Okay." She was like, "Well, you don't always have to have sex to get a UTI, you whore."

I WAS LIKE, "YEAH." I JUST WAS GIVING [ __ ] I wasn't letting him go in. I JUST SAID,

I'M like racking my brain because I'm like, "How did I get one without having sex?" you sat on an MSG chair with like mostly men in that stadium.

I don't know. And then I was like, "Well, did I use a new soap? Like, have I?" And I was like, "You know what? I think my immune system's just down. Like, I'm coming up with like all these things." Mauricio, Kyle's guy, had a bracelet stack and it was

of like stretchy like Taylor Swift bracelets or like of like I think it was a combination just like a man wearing stacked bracelets and everyone was like he's going through something like this is a weird stage. A men with too many accessories like you're trying to distract me from something. I don't trust men who wear a lot of accessories at all.

I hate men with an with a bracelet situation like that. I bought myself a a tennis bracelet and I was like dating a man at the time and he was like, "I want a tennis bracelet, too." And I was like, "My god."

No, but this man wanted a diamond tennis bracelet. I almost threw off. No. I was like, "It's not for you.

It's not for you at all." I was like, "Cool. Buy yourself one." And me. Chris, do you have any accessories?

I have a watch and then in the summer time I'll I'll throw one bracelet on sometimes.

Wait, explain that to me. What about the summer? Makes it bracelet weather. It's bracelet time, dude. We're just loose. We're loose.

One bracelet. One bracelet doesn't No, but why not the winter? I don't know. It just doesn't feel right.

Why has the standard for a wife stayed the same, yet the standard for a husband has gone down. She was like, "My grandpa built my grandmother's house." Like, okay. Now, like any man, he's like, "Cool. I'll call a task grab it."

My final thought is like men literally used to go to war. like they would like.

Is it even a final thought if you don't adjust your glasses? You know, also this whole time

this whole time I can't see. Like I can't I've been fighting for my life with these fake glasses cuz I like the aesthetic. But like I feel blind. I can't hear. I can't talk. I feel I have nothing left. Men used to go to war. Men used to like have their arm blown off and still run and like do what they had to do.

Nowadays, a man's going down on you and sees your spotting slightly on your period and he's like, "I can't do it." Yeah.

Yeah. Men used to go to war and you can't go down on me when I'm on my period. Grow up.

And that's a great final thought. When someone says, "Paige, you have to look your best at this day." She has a routine.

All I did was get facials and massages in LA. And I started to get kind of paranoid that I was doing panic. So then Lenor got involved.

Lenor got involved. Lenor was like, "Whatever Paige is doing, do what Paige does." So I go online and I'm clicking every lymphatic drainage place near me. Find just a a woman in an apartment.

Awesome. And I was like, "The price is right, safe. She does face and body." I said, "We're doing it." So, I just went to a random apartment building somewhere in LA.

What is wrong with you? You know that it's sketchy when the first thing they ask you when you walk in is, "How'd you find me?"

She literally was like, "How did you how did this come across your desk?" And then she was like, "Your name's Vanessa, right?" And I was like, "Nope." And I was like, "It's okay. It's fine." It was amazing. I don't think it was lymphatic, though. I think she gave me a fall on abortion. I don't know what.

You are a sneaker wedge girly. I feel like you just called me a Miranda. They were like in for a bit, but they were never

They were in for like a second. Like they weren't in in the country. Like no one wore them in Albany. I remember being like feeling like a freak. But like in New York City, everyone wore them for like a year.

I love Crocs so much and I love my heeed wedged Crocs. Mhm. So, like I don't know if if the right sneaker wedge comes across my desk.

I will. You will partake. I'm into like the sneaker loafers that are New Balance everyone's been sending me and I was like, "Give me 17 of them right now."

Wait, I don't know if I've seen the sneaker loafer. It's like a silver like New Balance but as a loafer.

Okay. Well, we have such different algorithms because this is the only thing on my algorithm right now. I got a lot of backlash on my Instagram last night because I said, "I want you to shave your head like I'm a stone." Mhm.

Girls were not happy. They said, "First of all, I think you're sabotaging Paige Sorbo." And I go, "She does it to herself. Second of all, I'm a creative. I come up with ideas. I throw ideas at Paige."

I think there's an Audrey Heppern biopic that's circulating Hollywood. That's what I heard.

And I think all the actresses are trying to get that role. And so they're dressing like her. They're cutting their hair like her. And they're like,

"Do you know who I think is going to get it?" I'll say who I who I think should get it. You say who you think should get it. One, two, three. And

Ariana Grande. I don't like that. I didn't come up. I didn't cast her. I've been trying to watch Wicked for

We're going on seven days now. I've taken seven phenomenal naps. Right when it starts.

Wicked would be so good without the singing. Wicked would be so [ __ ] fire without the singing.

But do you see how you are, Glenda? Yes. Ariana, from what I've what I saw 15 minutes intermittently, she crushed it. She's amaz She's phenomenal. She's the best singer of our entire generation.

I don't want her to be Audrey Heburn. Why? She's Italian. I just think Anne Hathaway has always looked the most like her or Lily Collins

or you. Maybe I just I'm like I've never acted. Put me in, coach. I've seen you on Summerhouse. You're pretty good. Miss Giggly Squad. Like I feel like something will happen on a Thursday and I'm like am I really going to wait till Monday?

You just say Thursday I start itching. Thursday I start itching and then I like want to tell you things and I'm like hold it. Hold it.

That's why Saturday I was like we got to move the pot up to Sunday. I got [ __ ] to say.

Ooh ooh. How about I texted you at like 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning this weekend? And I was like and I just feel like

overwhelmed. No. Well, you get morning anxiety morning that disappears by 1:00 p.m. So, I'm out here all day. I'm like, I'm calling Dez. I'm like, I don't like I think Paige is having a bad day. Like, what should I tell her?

Radio silence from her. I was like, call me whenever you need I'm here. I go, she must be in an escape room right now. She must be have checked into a mental health rehab facility and that's why she hasn't called me. Text you around 8:30 just like, how you doing? You go, oh my god, lol. I was so dramatic. I go, I've been freaking out.

Oh my god, that was this morning. Literally so dramatic.

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