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Giggling about road rage, screenshots, and brooches with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Giggling about road rage, screenshots, and brooches with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo", an episode of Giggly Squad published February 13, 2026 (50 min, about 10,298 words). It mentions 32 people, works and ideas, including Paige DeSorbo, Hannah Berner, Super Bowl, Lewis Hamilton, Ice Dancing.

What this episode is about

The conversation centers on light, offbeat banter and pop-culture anecdotes, including humorous riffs on daily life, quick news snippets, and playful self-promotion by Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo. It highlights their candid humor, playful digs, and tangents ranging from road rage, screenshots, brooches, to data-driven jab at rivals.

Key takeaways

  • Brand storytelling thrives on relatable downtime: messy mornings, Zoom mishaps, and casual fame talk fuel audience connection.
  • The Kinder Bueno moment shows data wins: a single ad spike can redefine a brand’s entire day’s sales.
  • Behind-the-scenes cadence matters: one-liners, shot days, and misread glasses reveal why ‘authentic’ takes require effort.
  • Comedy and candor collide: juxtaposing ‘adulting’ struggles with glamorous shoots highlights cultural friction.
  • Micro-mortals of media making: hours to film seconds, yet audiences prize the single, well-timed punchline.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Super Bowl, Gopuff, William Fichtner, Entourage
  2. – 10:00: Paige DeSorbo, Super Bowl, Birkenstock, Vogue
  3. – 15:00: Hannah Berner, Ice Dancing, Jacob Elordi, Vogue
  4. – 20:00: Blades of Glory
  5. – 25:00: Ice Dancing, Super Bowl, Coco Jones, Nightingale
  6. – 30:00: Jacob Elordi, Wuthering Heights, Margot Robbie, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
  7. – 35:00: road rage, Sound Bath Retreat, TikTok, Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy
  8. – 45:00: Lewis Hamilton, Khloe Kardashian, Margot Robbie
  9. – 49:56: Lewis Hamilton, Khloe Kardashian

Notable quotes from "Giggling about road rage, screenshots, and brooches with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo"

  • I want to point those There was no adult on the Zoom. It was me, you, and Grace. And everyone, we were discussing adult things.
    about Hannah Berner · at
  • Put it in a spreadsheet. Send it to them. I would like to call it the page disorbo effect. And I never thought that candy would be one of the things that See, I did.
    about Paige DeSorbo · at
  • Side note just because I want to talk about it bec and not forget it. Can we touch back on Marggo Robbie and Jacobi after this?
    about Jacob Elordi · at
  • Was it their freestyle or the It was the first one. But you know what's also so funny? In the dance, they don't actually do like big jumps. It's all dance.
    about Ice Dancing · at
  • Not to bring it back to the Super Bowl, but people aren't talking enough about Coco Jones singing. I love Coco. We interviewed her.
    about Super Bowl · at
  • But I also now cuz I'm like so into reading books that are like movies, I ordered Withering Heights.
    about Wuthering Heights · at
  • But I just I'm is Margot Robbiey's husband the strongest soldier ever alive?
    about Margot Robbie · at
  • It's also like if you could handle race cars, you could handle Kim Kardashian.
    about Lewis Hamilton · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Paige DeSorbo — Person · Host / co-host · 3 mentions · first at
    Paige DeSorbo is central to the episode: she discusses her Super Bowl ad, acting experience, book club picks, and opinions on fashion and celebrity culture.
  • Hannah Berner — Person · Host / co-host · 2 mentions · first at
    Hannah Berner co-leads the conversation, reacting to pop culture, relationships, and lifestyle topics while bantering with Paige DeSorbo and referencing their shared experiences.
  • Lewis Hamilton — Person · Referenced celebrity · 4 mentions · first at
    Lewis Hamilton is discussed as part of a rumored relationship with Kim Kardashian, used to compare celebrity relationship dynamics and power balance.
  • Jacob Elordi — Person · Referenced celebrity / press-tour co-star · 3 mentions · first at
    Jacob Elordi (referred to as 'Jacobi/Jacoby') is discussed as Margot Robbie's co-star and as a current 'hot' celebrity, with commentary on PR rumors and his public image.
  • Khloe Kardashian — Person · Referenced celebrity · 2 mentions · first at
    Kim Kardashian is discussed in the context of a rumored relationship with Lewis Hamilton and contrasted with her past partners, highlighting themes of power, ambition, and PR.
    It's also like if you could handle race cars, you could handle Kim Kardashian.
  • Margot Robbie — Person · Referenced celebrity · 3 mentions · first at
    Margot Robbie is discussed in the context of a press tour for 'Wuthering Heights' and the perceived PR dynamics with her co-star.
  • William Fichtner — Person · Referenced actor / co-star · 2 mentions · first at
    William Fichtner is named as Paige DeSorbo's co-star in the commercial shoot, prompting discussion about acting, professionalism, and his past roles.
    But I like know him from obviously like so many different acting things, but I said to him I loved you in Entourage. Like it was like you're one of my favorite characters like the season you were on. And he was What was my character again?
  • Coco Jones — Person · Referenced performer / prior interviewee · 1 mention · first at
    Coco Jones is praised for her Super Bowl performance and noted as someone the hosts previously interviewed, linking the show to past guest content.
    Not to bring it back to the Super Bowl, but people aren't talking enough about Coco Jones singing. I love Coco. We interviewed her.
  • Jessica Alba — Person · Referenced celebrity · 1 mention · first at
    Jessica Alba is mentioned as a recognizable face in Super Bowl-related content and as a celebrity sighting anecdote.
    I said I that's that girl is identical to Jessica Alba from 30 years ago. And then they go, Yes, it's Jessica Alba.
  • Jennifer Lopez — Person · Referenced celebrity performer · 1 mention · first at
    Jennifer Lopez is referenced in relation to Super Bowl halftime history and celebrity persona comparisons.
    When JLo and Shakira did the halftime show, they brought Bad Bunny.
  • Bad Bunny — Person · Referenced celebrity performer · 1 mention · first at
    Bad Bunny is referenced as a past Super Bowl halftime guest (with Jennifer Lopez and Shakira), supporting the broader halftime discussion.
    When JLo and Shakira did the halftime show, they brought Bad Bunny.
  • Glenn Powell — Person · Referenced celebrity comparison · 1 mention · first at
    Glenn Powell is used as a contrast to Jacob Elordi in a discussion about attraction, movie-star presence, and on-screen charisma.
    But like compared to like I'm sorry, Glenn Powell doesn't do it for me. I'm not getting I'm not getting butterflies when Glenn Powell comes on my screen.
  • Grace O'Malley — Person · Referenced participant · 1 mention · first at
    Grace O'Malley is mentioned as being on a Zoom with the hosts, indicating her presence in their broader work/social orbit.
    I want to point those There was no adult on the Zoom. It was me, you, and Grace. And everyone, we were discussing adult things.

Books & papers

  • Wuthering Heights — Book · Referenced book / upcoming adaptation topic · 2 mentions · first at
    The hosts discuss reading 'Wuthering Heights' and also seeing its adaptation/press tour, tying into Margot Robbie and fashion/PR commentary.
  • The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo — Book · Recommended/selected book · 1 mention · first at
    Paige DeSorbo selects it as a lighter companion read alongside 'Nightingale,' framing her 'book club' segment and reading goals.
    Something a little lighter so that when you get sick of Night and Gale you can like So I got Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Now I'm like reading two books at once.
  • Nightingale — Book · Referenced book (book club pick) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a more challenging book choice for Paige DeSorbo's book club; listeners suggest pairing it with lighter reads.
    It's going to take you eight years to finish.

Companies & orgs

  • Gopuff — Company · Referenced company / data source · 2 mentions · first at
    Gopuff is cited as the source of first-party delivery data showing post–Super Bowl ad sales lift, used to validate Paige DeSorbo's ad impact.
    Using first party food delivery data, Go Puff determined that Kinder Bueno was the biggest winner amongst the consumer packaged goods brands that advertised during the Super Bowl. The chocolate bar.
  • Vogue — Organization · Referenced media organization · 2 mentions · first at
    Vogue is cited for an article about brides wearing Birkenstocks, prompting a fashion debate and strong opinions from the hosts.
    Vogue wrote an article about Birkenstock shoes and how brides are wearing white Birkenstocks cuz I commented.
  • TikTok — Company · Referenced platform · 2 mentions · first at
    TikTok is discussed via TikTok Shop purchasing behavior and algorithmic influence on shopping and content exposure.
    I'm my algorithm's so jenzy. It's just people. Well, they did this song called Gnarly.
  • Duolingo — Company · Referenced company · 1 mention · first at
    Duolingo is mentioned as a humorous aside about language learning interest sparked by a Super Bowl halftime in another language.
    Duolingo sales sparked after that. I'm sure.

Products & tech

  • Birkenstock — Product · Debated fashion item · 2 mentions · first at
    Birkenstocks are the focal point of a heated fashion take about wedding attire, comfort vs aesthetics, and personal style identity.
    Vogue wrote an article about Birkenstock shoes and how brides are wearing white Birkenstocks cuz I commented.

Concepts & topics

  • Ice Dancing — Concept · Core topic · 3 mentions · first at
    A major segment centers on an ice-dancing documentary and Olympic competition dynamics, including judging fairness, costumes, and athlete relationships.
  • road rage — Concept · Anecdotal topic · 1 mention · first at
    Road rage appears in a wellness anecdote (tuning forks) and a story about stalking/violence, bridging humor and safety concerns.
    Speaking of road rage, did you see that story about the professional football player who dated the is was dating the WNBA girl and he like chased her down in the car and she drove to the police.
  • American Dream — Concept · Referenced concept · 1 mention · first at
    Invoked to argue that cultural mixing and upward mobility are core American values, tied to the Super Bowl/language discourse.
    Beautiful is all the cultures coming together and creating what we are. And the American dream is coming from nothing and trying to become something.
  • Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder — Concept · Self-referential concept · 1 mention · first at
    ADHD is referenced to describe the hosts' tendency to jump between topics, framing the episode's conversational style.
    We're fighting for our life with our ADHD.
  • Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy — Concept · Referenced explanation · 1 mention · first at
    CTE is invoked as a shorthand explanation for a football player's alleged dangerous behavior in a road-rage/stalking story.
  • mental health — Concept · Minor theme · 1 mention · first at
    Briefly referenced as a 'mental health moment,' setting a tone of self-awareness and wellbeing amid comedic banter.
    What a mental health moment for the day.

Places & events

  • Super Bowl — Event · Core topic / referenced event · 5 mentions · first at
    The Super Bowl anchors discussion about advertising impact (GoPuff sales data), halftime performances, and cultural attitudes toward language and representation.
  • Sound Bath Retreat — Event · Planned/pitched activity · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as something Hannah Berner is planning after buying tuning forks, tying into wellness trends and coping strategies.
    Now I'm inundated with the tuning fork girls. And now I'm actually planning a sound bath retreat. The girls have a tuning bath retreat.
  • Academy Awards — Event · Referenced event · 1 mention · first at
    The Oscars are referenced to illustrate how production awards are often dismissed until one experiences how hard filming is.
    You are hello my name. Whenever I film a commercial, it gives me such an appreciation for when you're like watching the Oscars and they're Okay. And like best award for production and you're Boo, like next.

Media & podcasts

  • Entourage — Media · Referenced TV series · 2 mentions · first at
    Entourage is cited as the role Paige DeSorbo remembers William Fichtner from, supporting the acting/commercial-shoot discussion.
    But I like know him from obviously like so many different acting things, but I said to him I loved you in Entourage. Like it was like you're one of my favorite characters like the season you were on. And he was What was my character again?
  • Blades of Glory — Media · Referenced film · 1 mention · first at
    Blades of Glory is referenced as a comedic parallel to the discussed ice-dancing documentary and its dramatic personalities.
    Well, do you remember Amy Polar had a Blades of Glory? It was about all these dancing couples in their like crazy outfits.

Full transcript with timestamps

You know we're making art here. Sup gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that [ __ ] We can't be managed.

I mean, the day just got away from me. What up, my glacial gigglers? It's the middle of the winter. We're on the grind, but the sun is starting to come up a little a little early.

What a mental health moment for the day. I don't know. I don't wake up in the morning, but if I did, I heard the sun does wake up.

This morning, Hannah and I did a Zoom together. Hannah slept on it. Hannah's eyes were closed.

I want to point those There was no adult on the Zoom. It was me, you, and Grace. And everyone,

we were discussing adult things. We were. And Hannah had one eye open. Wait, when you It takes me like a full 2 hours for both eyes to open in the morning.

I had a little crusty. Can I start the pot with something? Yeah. I I love when you start with a

I got an email aggressive take. Oh, an email. I know you read emails. Using first party food delivery data, Go Puff determined that Kinder Bueno was the biggest winner amongst the consumer packaged goods brands that advertised during the Super Bowl. The chocolate bar maker saw a 100% increase in units sold through Go Puff in the hour after its Yes Bueno ad aired. per the report. It also achieved 444% higher all day sales compared to the past five Sundays. The food delivery service says I was not prepared to make a speech of acceptance. Let me just look into the camera really quickly. First and foremost, I'd like to thank my haters. Um, specifically all my ex-boyfriends. One said that I'd never have a career, but I would like to um have the data show that I am better than you guys. I knew it. My mom knew it. And now you

men love data. Men love data. Men love a graph. Put it in a spreadsheet. Send it to them. I would like to call it the page disorbo effect. And I never thought that candy would be one of the things that

See, I did. See, I did. You love a snack. I love a snack. I And I'm like a chocolate person over like a sour candy. I I don't want Kinder to get mad at me for this, but for people who haven't had it before, it truly is just a better version of a Kit Kat.

Well, it's funny. I sent it to my brother and his family, and my brother loved it.

They're so good. Let's be honest, it's European. They also have a white chocolate, which people sleep on white chocolate, and it's actually really good. I prefer the milk chocolate, but to each their own.

Mhm. So, basically, it was your Super Bowl. So, basically, I'm like the candy queen. Do you want to tell us anything more about like the actual shoot? Cuz I remember like you had to go international for it.

I had to go international. You were in space. We filmed in Canada and at one point they did want me to wear glasses and I was like, "Okay, but people aren't going to know that it's me." And so I stood up for yourself.

Well, I didn't. I told someone to tell someone like, "Hey, maybe like we do a couple without the glasses." And they were like, "Okay, great." And then the guy that I did it with, his name is William Fitchner

Shakespeare. I like didn't know what to say to him, but I like know him from obviously like so many different acting things, but I said to him like, "I loved you in Entourage. Like it was like you're one of my favorite characters like the season you were on." And he was like, "What was my character again?"

Obsessed with him. And I was like, he's like, "I don't know her. I love you." So I'm like, "You're just you're so accomplished." You're like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. that hit that hit number one show that I was on. Um he was on Entourage. He was like one of the agents at one point. His name was like Phil Yagod.

Did he give you any acting advice? No, he didn't. But he was so friendly and so nice. And there was like part of me that I was like, you're like a really accomplished actor. I wonder if you're like, who is this random girl? But he was like so pleasant.

We meet famous and also like Smash like he's like older. He was like older and like talk like you would have loved him.

Loved. No, I know. And especially if he had a headset on like boss people around.

Yeah. And he was just like he was really getting into the role, you know, like you would be amazed at how many times you have to say one line.

Well, I have to say I heard that one line is actually harder than a movie. Like when you just have no

and I believe that and that's a fact. As someone who's delivered a lot of one lines.

I don't know. You are the oneliner king. I've been doing some auditioning not to brag. Um, no call backs yet, but keep an eye out. I'm kind of just working through some some early stages of my career. And it'll be basically they say when you have an audition with one line, like you overthink how to say that one line to the point that you're like, how did I ever say this word before? It's kind of like when you have one interaction with a crush and like in that moment you're like I said, hi. So,

I literally spoke like Yoda. I was like, you are hello my name. Whenever I film a commercial, it gives me such an appreciation for like, you know, when you're like watching the Oscars and they're like, "Okay." And like best award for production and you're like, "Boo, like next."

But then when you film something like that, especially like a 30 second one minute commercial, you're like, "How the [ __ ] do they actually film

do a movie?" So literally like eight lines could take eight hours to shoot every angle. I think a one minute commercial. I was in like one section of it and that and I was a full day shoot. Yeah. I think I got there like 6 a.m. with my character.

Yeah. What was your What did you do? Like she was nervous and she was like I'm like a woman in like I was a woman in STEM. I was a rocket scientist.

And so I really which makes sense. Like they were like who should we cast for rocket scientist?

Paige Sorba. How about that girl that's always in bed? Um, so I just really tried to get into that role of like, "Oh no, this isn't good." And there has been so many times in my life where I've said, "Oh no, this isn't good."

So you channeled from your past. I say it really came out in the performance. I feel like I'm the first to make fun of you when you do something bad. Um, you nailed the acting. You nailed the acting. And I don't know, maybe there's more acting in your future.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Meanwhile, I'll be auditioning on the side if anyone. And one last thing about the Super Bowl, because I'm actually like I just I'm not over and I continue to get more and more mad when I go on the internet. Take the Super Bowl out of it. Traveling and immersing yourself in other cultures, going other places is like the number one way people get smarter

and grow in general as people. That and like reading books is like how Paige reads one book. Sorry.

Sorry. And welcome to my book club eight. actually have a lot to talk about about my book club. Um,

so like I'm not getting it cuz it's like why wouldn't you want your child to watch a Super Bowl halftime in a different language and have like what if even if one child was like oh I really want to learn Spanish like this is so and now you have a smart child.

Duolingo sales sparked after that. I mean, I'm sure. But yeah, what makes America so beautiful is all the cultures coming together and creating what we are. And the American dream is coming from nothing and trying to become something. So anyway, also shout out Jessica Alba. We

44. I saw it and I go that looks like, you know, a young Jessica Alba. It looked AI Jessica.

I said I that's that girl is identical to Jessica Alba from 30 years ago. And then they go, "Yes, it's Jessica Alba." You know, I once saw her at a bodega.

Really? She was like picking out a drink, which you know is so fun at a bodega. There's so many different drinks that she's from.

Any point Jennifer Lopez was like, "Mhm." No, Jennifer Lopez is not going to La Casita. She's like, "I'm the I'm either running the casita. I'm not going to just be in the background of a casita."

Well, you know what I also realized, which I had completely forgotten about? When JLo and Shakira did the halftime show, they brought Bad Bunny.

Bad Bunny was there. Bad Bunny's been there. Bunny's been there. I completely forgot because he must have like just

Well, yeah, cuz when what year would that have been? That had to have been at least

22. No, that was was it? No, that was Eminem. Okay. Cuz in my head that was 10 years ago.

Yeah. I've also watched that documentary multiple times and we were mad about that cuz that was when they told the girls they have to split it the time.

Yeah. And we were I didn't like that. Side note, do you know the Seahawks owner is a woman?

I did know that. That was iconic. I saw her like take that um the trophy. Um let's work on owning things.

I love it. Let's Let's own everything. Honey, I own businesses. That's one of my favorite vocal stems.

It's Honey, I own business. Honey, I own businesses. Who is that again? It's What is that from?

It's like Black Chyna's mom. She's like doing a podcast and they're like, "How do you have money?" She's like, "Honey, honey, I own businesses."

Anyway, let's start with something controversial. Okay. Vogue wrote an article about Birkenstock shoes and how brides are wearing white Birkenstocks

cuz I commented. Oh, you saw it? Yeah. You go, I reported that post. No, literally I blocked them after that.

It was posted it. Someone at Vogue is Hannah coded. I commented and I said, "Where's the line?" I said, "Finally, someone has like look, so many women on their favorite day of their life or whatever are in pain, are in horrible pain. Their Achilles tendon is famous for its life.

Grab a ballet flat. You hate a Birkenstock. Unless you live in Denver and are from Denver, that is the only girl slashwoman that I allow Birkenstock look on your wedding day." I know that Birkenstocks are very trendy right now to like wear with jeans and some girls. So cute. I'm going to grab a ballet flat over that because I lean a little bit more feminine in how I dress, but I love like a masculine or like an androgynous like outfit.

But Birkenstocks are so like to me crunchy granola. Like I just went on a hike and that is just like not the energy I'm bringing for my wedding.

Even if they're white. Yeah. Yeah, I hate the men and I think that we're what's the word where it's like we're better than them. Like I'm not a feminist.

You're misandressed. Yeah. Misandress. And so like if I'm yelling at them for flip flops or sandals, I can't then tell the women like, "Oh yeah, you can wear this on your No.

Mhm. I'm go barefoot. I'm today dressed as a retired old man, which I think is gym teacher from 2005. I'm wearing white barrel jeans and an oversized white collared shirt. I feel I feel like I have opinions on the stock market that like no one listens to but they just nod when I say

it's like a Saturday and you're like I don't want to really get into it but I don't get into it but I have businesses.

I have businesses. Oh my god. So you mentioned that you watched the ice skating.

Yes. The three episodes. Three episodes. And I was like how did I miss that? I realized I saw Glitter and Gold and I saw two beautiful people. I thought it was a cheesy Netflix romcom,

scripted romcom about two people on the ice and I said, "If I had a nickel, I've watched Heated Rivalry. I don't think we're going to beat that."

Yeah. So, last night, I am [ __ ] upset. I knew you were going to love it. I am so jacked up

cuz you want to know what it felt. It didn't feel like a documentary. It felt like reality TV. Yeah. That was real.

So, to go more in depth, the chaos of it, it's a pairing. So, it's it's normally either it's a man and a woman that of course end up falling in love with each other and get married because you're so intimate with this person and you have to trust them so much and there's a compatibility and chemistry you have to have. So, like these two people got together and then

side note just because I want to talk about it bec and not forget it. Can we touch back on Marggo Robbie and Jacobi after this?

Yes. Okay. Noted. Noted. Duly noted. We're fighting for our life with our ADHD.

Honestly, Friday episodes I'm like, "Fuck it." So, it's This is actually a great movie. So, it's this gorgeous girl and this gorgeous guy, but they're just friends.

This is America team's team, who by the way, do you know she designs everyone's outfit? So, her competitors are going on. They're like, "Oh, Meline designed it." Wait, did I miss that?

Yeah, you were under the girl that's married to the guy. She's known to have like the best design taste and she they all design their own outfits. They're doing full like plays. They're doing Broadway shows.

People aren't talking about how stunning she is. Like I I need her on the cover of Vogue.

I need her um starring in Chicago after Whitney Love It. And I need her in Chicago. I want to be a casting director.

Not that I'm going to see that, but I need her in it. I mean, deep down, I want you to do it cuz that would be so funny cuz you'd be miserable

and you I would be miserable. You're like, I'm so sorry. I have to try to sing this.

No, I would get out of it. But like what people don't understand is that Paige is actually like not bad at singing. So, I think we should start a go.

I'm actually horrible. No, I saw you accidentally sing once and it was good. Proceed.

Proceed. So anyway, these two, he realizes he's in love with her and he's 5 years in and they're an amazing team. So he's like, "If I tell her that I love her

and this goes badly, this ruins my career." And like it's not easy to just find another top gold performing partner.

It's kind of similar to when girls are like, "But like the friendship. [ __ ] the friendship." Like this is the this is like, "Okay, but this would have affected your livelihood and your career. I get

like this." I actually get why it's like hold it in. Maybe just yeah, hold it in. But when girls think about it at night, oh, what about our friendship? I'm like, just say it.

Just jerk off to her and like don't say anything. So this man is like I couldn't hold it in anymore. And I just told her I love you. So he wasn't even like he was like, "Hey, I think I might be like kind of attracted to you when I'm holding you up every time." Yeah.

Um when my fingers are inside your vagina when we do that one move, I'm like really into it. or when they put their [ __ ] skates on the guy's leg.

Oh, I'm so glad you you noticed that, too, cuz I'm like, how does she get off without slicing him?

No, the fact that they have any what's it called? Your extremities by the end of any dance is like a miracle.

Yeah. So, also, she's doing these crazy outfits where like the skirt is causing issues. The skirt's blinding him, the skirt's hitting her in the face, the skirt's getting under him, she's tripping over the skirt, and she's like, "No, it's for fashion." She's so you coded. The second I trip over the skirt once I say burn the skirt. I'm wearing khaki pants.

Burn it. So he says to her, "I love you." And she doesn't take it well immediately. She's like,

I must have missed all this. I have You are on your phone. On my phone. Also, I was on my phone.

When I watch your documentary, I'm taking like notes. So she I started paying attention when the gay guy came on and

wait, there's two. I'll get And there was like some drama. I was like, "Okay, the outliers of the basketball it

and doesn't know what to say, processes it, next day just goes, I feel exactly the same about you."

They're married. But last Olympics, they got fourth. Yeah. But now the three people who had beaten them are retired. So, they are the favorites. So, they're coming in so excited, hot, and heavy. But then the French team comes through. This gay French guy is the cuntiest French man. He is like I'm scared. Like I'm terrified. Like I pee myself if he talked to me.

When he came on the screen I was like this is a parody right now. He's a villain of some kind. He's a gay villain which everyone needs in their life. Honestly, I could use him in my

He was like heated rivalry and then spit. Like he was so like also he looked at his coach and the coach was scared of him. Like that's how you know the man is powerful. And he has like the perfect filler in his face where like his face is not moving and he doesn't have to move it cuz he has no emotion.

Also, the story just it just lends itself to a movie being like a comedy movie being made about this.

Well, do you remember Amy Polar had a Blades of Glory? It was about all these dancing couples in their like crazy outfits.

Amy Polar was in that. I think she had a cameo. Oh, did she? I think she did because it was um

when in doubt Amy Polar was in it. It was Will she wrote it or whenever my dad is like talking about a female comedian I just say Amy Polar

because that's like really the only person he and he's like yeah. Um, so the T is that he won gold last year and retired. And everyone's like, "Okay, great. This guy retired."

And then his exartner writes a biography saying that he was like horrible to her and was really hard on her, which like no one's doubting.

The man is scary. But then this other girl, she was with a man who gets accused of like assault.

Oh, I didn't realize that's why he was out. Yeah. like he's under investigation.

Okay. So, she loses her partner for 20 years. She didn't want to be done. She was like forced to be done.

And but it's also like her partner like she's like, "Do I support him? Do I not?"

No, they're kind of a great story. The both of them have so much controversy, but they happen to be best friends and I actually see like their friendship and it's really like you can tell they both she was like, "I wasn't going to skate. I was I didn't even know like where my life was going to be."

Can we just take a minute for their names? Bees are made up names. This is Wait, who's the one?

It's like I don't know. Look it up. It's like something like it's also I want to learn French so bad. It's so sexy.

When they So you love pretty things. I don't. When they were skating, I was like this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's also like really powerful and she's talks up she talks about it's so [ __ ] up these female skaters. They're not just getting rated on how good their moves are. They're getting rating on their makeup. They're getting rated on their outfit. Like judges are literally going I don't like her makeup.

Same with like the gymnastics girls how their hair is. What? Like the way that I would immediately fail and but like girls should not be great. That's taste. But that's what they were saying is that the judging is based on like art and it's like, "Oh, I just didn't like how their dance made me feel." Which makes me, you know, how I am.

Yeah. You hate things that are unfair. That is unfair. Wait, but can I just say

cuz I did get some messages being like, "Hey, I also have like a justice thing. Like I hate when things are unfair." So, what do you do with what do you do when something's unfair? You're just like, "That's life." Well, the blonde from Canada, she kept getting scored and they were She was like, "I'm a professional figure skater and you're scoring me."

Also, she kept getting cancer. Yeah. Lit. And And her mom died. Her mom died. She was like, "You keep scoring me as if I'm an amateur skater. I am a professional." She's like one of the only ones that spoke up. And then I almost feel like they because she spoke up, they tried to [ __ ] her even more.

Taylor's oldest time. It's just interesting to think that like in every genre, every like what do I what am I even trying to say? Every industry

has a situation where it's like the girls are looked down on. Like it's like okay well to say the gay men in ice skating

hot. How attracted were you to that? He was so your type. He's like, and then he starts

I was like, I feel like I dated someone like But it was funny. He was like, I came out four years ago. Like he the guy just came out.

Yep. That's my type. But it also makes me think if these guys were straight, would they be hockey players? Or could they have gone into hockey?

They all could like hockey and ice dancing are so [ __ ] good at so good at hockey

because I feel like he's quick. Yeah. And and he's strong. His butt. I was objectifying that man. I said, "Yeah, spin around again. Spin around again."

Honestly, and his face like he was a goodlook man. Gorgeous. I'm so glad you watched it. I knew you would like it.

Well, then when you're done with it, you re They're like, "We're about to be ready for the Olympics." Oh my god, the Olympics are happening. So then I go to Peacock and I click. They had their first dance. So I watched it and the French did amazing. I didn't watch the Americans yet.

Was it their freestyle or the It was the first one. But you know what's also so funny? In the dance, they don't actually do like big jumps. It's all dance.

Yeah. Yeah. They're ice dancers. They're ice dancers. And what would you wear if you were an ice dancer?

Oh god. I know you've thought about it. I mean, I just love No, lace. You hate lace.

I hate lace. I I would have like a lot of like pink sheer moments. And I feel like the

You want a high collar? I actually have thought about You love a high collar. I love like a bedazzle like the blonde from Canada. She was showing like a my fair lady and I was like

I love that. That was adorable. Like I loved that. Um yeah, I just think like a little mini skirt. Like I don't love that they're doing the longer skirts. I just feel like they look a little matronly but maybe the shorter skirts look a little childish. I was actually obsessed with the look that the French girl has in her first dance with the black sleeve

and the like circular bodice thing. I would have worn it. I have actually PTSD from like dance class when I was like seven because I remember a dance teacher told my mom I didn't fit my uniard and my mom was like,

you know, like how dare you say that? can't my like I can't fit a bodysuit around my vulva like cuz my torso is too long

and so if you see me in a bodysuit it's not clipped and I have a fat ass. Thank you for for bringing that to forefront. So yeah, I loved that. It reminds me of when I played tennis. I never cared about the outfits where now I look back and realize there were girls that were like you where everything was about the match day outfit where I literally was like I can't wear my practice clothes.

Not to bring it back to the Super Bowl, but people aren't talking enough about Coco Jones singing. Um

I love Coco. We interviewed her. What did she sing? Not the national anthem. Whatever. She did so well. But she did like a play on Whitney Houston's outfit.

Oh. And she looks so good. And like she's the next one that like she's she's been popped. Like she won a Grammy,

but her skill is there now. It's just like the Hollywood. Yeah. Like she's about to be like

the Hollywood ether. There's a lot of um a lot of talk about Cat's Eye after the Grammys. Are you on that algorithm?

You know, I'm not because I feel like that's so Jenzie. I'm my algorithm's so jenzy. It's just people. Well, they did this song called Gnarly.

Mhm. And it's like I feel like I've heard sing a little a little ballad. It's the lyrics are like I guess I thought it was like kind of humorous but they're like Tesla gnarly. That hasn't come across my

and they're doing a a whole dance and everyone was like they wanted I guess more. But people have to understand these girls are not choosing the song. There are corporations. These singers are corporations

and cats is like 12 girls, right? It's like five or six of them and it was based on a competition.

Like all these girls battled it out to be the first American K-pop group. This went right over my head. So this was a like talent search and they put together Cat's Eye and that's them and they're the first American

and one of the girls that didn't make it now she's like doing really well individually.

And she's really talented and people think she's gonna pop. But anyway, I tried to watch it. I cannot watch like teenagers dreams die. Like

no. Well, that's a normal. You're not pretty, you're not smart, you're not funny, you're not brave. And I'm like, she has braces. Like, leave her alone.

Um, okay. Not to like literally start a book club. You were going to do this. The second I said pretty girls start book clubs, you were like, maybe I should start mine. So, a lot of the gigglers were DMing me and they were like, "Hey, um, so Night and Gale might be like a bit too like They're like just surmising at your reading level um might be a bit intense for you.

It's going to take you eight years to finish. Yeah. So like we recommend maybe getting something a little lighter so that when you get sick of Night and Gale you can like So I got Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Now I'm like reading two books at once.

Wait, you love that Seven Husbands? Well, cuz I started it like years ago and I never finished it and I like forget everything about it. So I'm like I'll just reread that. Mhm.

But I also now cuz I'm like so into reading books that are like movies, I ordered Withering Heights.

Withering Heights. Withering. Is it Withering or Withering? I think it's Withering.

Withering. Withering. It's Wu. Withering. Withering. Wither. I don't even know what that is.

So, they go withering. Withering. Withering. Dez told me that it's an incredible story. Dez loves his story.

Okay. Everyone keeps saying that the original story is like so not what the movie is. So I wanted to like I feel like I read it in high school, but I honestly can't freaking remember.

Should we see Withering Heist together? I definitely want to see it. The PR of it. First of all, love Margot Robbiey's outfits. I'd like to credit you for doing the random bows first in your hair.

Stop. Wait, you're and wearing that dress was very Withering Heights coated before Withering Heights press store. Do you think it's another I was too early for myself?

I think it was another you were too early. And I really think that you should look into Margot Robbiey's stylist because he's exactly what you're looking for. Like he's putting her in vintage Galliano like her her looks for this press tour. It's not like she has one good look or like oh there's another. It's every single look.

I like that they're having fun with it. I like that they're being intentional. I like that they have like they're performing.

Yeah, they're performing. I hate when it's just like make me look cute in this.

And so like that part of the pre PR is extremely relatable to me. The part of the PR with like her and Jacob Allerty and I don't know how much of this is true or legitimately just PR. But if it's legitimately just PR,

stop. Literally stop. It's un It's weird and uncomfortable. Is it when she was like, "I became codependent on him and I'm a like I can't leave him alone or something."

That and also like he put a million roses in my trailer and I told him I'm in love with him. Like we

The first time we got duped with a PR stunt like that was Star Is Born and we were all like they're in love and then like we quickly realized oh no they wanted us to see the movie. We were going to see it anyway.

Well that's our PR for Giggly Squad. Everyone's like, are they married or are they are they are they fighting because of it's a lover's quarrel?

But I just I'm like, is Margot Robbiey's husband the strongest soldier ever alive?

Well, I was going to say Jacoby, whether you like him or not, whether you think he's boring or not, whether you think he's cocky or not, he is the hottest guy right now.

Totally. And I feel like he is in any interview I've seen, he seems extremely respectful and very nice. So he when I mean when he first popped out his Australian accent I said, "Oh, this man is layered and he's

he's got depth to him. People don't talk about it, but he's like 6'5." And one time he did an interview and they were like, "Where are you?" And he was like in a hotel room. Then he like panned the camera and his mom was sitting right there and I was like, "He's a good man." Savannah,

if a if a man has a mom, some people say they're a good man. But like compared to like I'm sorry, Glenn Powell doesn't do it for me. I'm not getting I'm not getting butterflies when Glenn Powell comes on my screen.

I'm gonna say something. I actually met Glenn Powell at Kelly and Mark in person. Very much a movie star.

I could see that. And I'm not saying he's not a movie star. I'm just saying I don't you don't get the hots for him

in person. I like Jacob Lord is ruining your life, right? Like that man you're meeting one night.

Well, do you watch Euphoria? I watched the first season season and a half. Oh, okay. Well, because his character in that I'm like,

yeah, yeah, yeah. Even him in the other one where with Barry Kyogan running around, he was

Oh, yeah. He always just plays like the guy who like What happened to him? Barry Kyogan is going to be Good question.

He um he dates Carpenter. That was the greatest thing he ever did. But he he is playing Ringo Star in the new Beatles movie coming up.

Remember he had that quote and he was like, "Yeah, I'm just like trying to be a good dad. So I like see him once every three day 30 days and we were like what? Wait. So I current It reminds me of I have this bit on stage where I'm talking about like should I have a kid or not? And I'm trying to figure it out with the audience.

And someone was like like you can do it. You can imagine it. And I'm like I'm not a male comedian. I can't just have a child and leave them at home and go on tour.

Well, one of my favorite quotes like someone said on the internet was I don't want to be a mom but I'd love to be a dad. Yeah.

And and ever since I heard that, I was like, "No." And I'm someone that I can say from a child, I've I have never wavered whether or not I want to have kids. I know I want to have kids,

but being in my adult life, some of the closest people to me, we've talked like and they've been like, "I don't know if I want them." And it's been such an open good conversation.

Um well, it's good like I've wavered. Yeah, I think it's healthy to be like, and what if? Like, we have free will. What if? And I think for me it's just because like I compare myself to other male comics sometimes who are my age and I'm like, oh my god, am I if I have a kid and they have a kid, we're going to have such a different experience. But then the girls are also like, Hannah, you have a long torso. And you'll be able to make fun of it in like a way that the men can't.

Yeah. But um No, that's actually so true. girl have so much like and then I was saying I could bring I could bring the baby and leave it in the green room but like Ally Colbert cannot

if you've met Ally I'm not leaving my baby with Ali Colbert. No honestly my assistant is like so excited for me to get pregnant so that her job description changes you know she's like let's do something else here.

But Daph's like hi Daf's going to be a menace I feel like when I have a child. Well, my brother has a kid, two kids, and his cat, it's a good cat.

And at first, the cat was like definitely like perturbed because the babies don't understand. And you're like gentle. But then for some reason, the cat like understands that it's a baby.

Wait, speaking of babies, I don't know if I said this, but I just literally this year is the first time I've had like two extremely close girlfriends. one had a baby and one is currently pregnant where like I've gone to like friends weddings and whatever but we just hit the phase where like they're having children one it's like so crazy and you realize that like there isn't this big like oh I've changed as a person it's just like you're a friend and now she has a baby but I have to say

she got a purse that has a lot of responsibility literally I'm like so are you bringing her everywhere with us like

pukes poops but I have to say my one girlfriend Um, Ariana she's grande. She's a nurse. Like, she's just like the perfect human. She's also stunning, beautiful gorgeous.

But when she sent me a picture of her baby, like literally fresh out of the womb. I was like, Ariana, you know me. I'm not just saying this because you're my friend. This is the prettiest newborn I've ever seen. What did you do?

And she said she ate so much fruit every single day. And she was like, "I'm not kidding. I really think that's why she's so pretty." Granted, her and her husband are very good-looking people and she's a nurse.

Robin being like, "If you eat fruit, your kid will come out looking like me." No, but I feel like she as a nurse, she and she's a niku nurse, so like she really knows babies. And I was like I'm like literally writing that down to say on the pod because that's some information we we needed.

Yeah. Go on Tik Tok shop and buy this and your kid will be so good-looking. By the way, are you still Tik Tok shopping?

You know, I Tik Tok shop here and there. A lot of times I go over to Amazon because I'm a millennial.

Yeah. Oh, so you see it and then you put it in Amazon. I do feel like sometimes it's so cheap that I'm like this. I'm not going to get it like that. It's fake,

right? And I get confused. Is so freaking easy though to just double click. Well, because Apple Pay feels like it's not real money. I mean, I bought my tuning forks. Now I'm inundated with the tuning fork girls. And now I'm actually planning a sound bath retreat. The girls have

a tuning bath retreat. The girls have convinced me. One girl DM'd me this morning and she was like, "Um, hey, big tuning fork girl here. I keep them in my car because I have road rage." And I was like, "You're the epitome of a giggler." I feel like

Wait, I feel like women are allowed to have road rage. Yeah, because we don't take out guns.

Yeah. Like when men have road rage, like bad things happen. When women have road rage, I'm like, she's standing up for herself. She's being independent. She's taking up space.

Speaking of road rage, did you see that story about the professional football player who dated the is was dating the WNBA girl and he like chased her down in the car and she drove to the police station.

That's crazy. She's like, "You didn't think of that." Yeah. She's She's like, "Come and get me." I think I guess she broke up with him.

Okay. Classic CTE tale. She broke up with him. They were dating for like 3 years. She broke up with him. He was like stalking her. And she was like, "Stop stalking me." Like blocked his number, whatever. And then she's driving like on a Saturday morning and she realizes he's behind her and he's trying to like hit her car. Jesus.

So she like I think calls the police while she's in the car, but like just drives to the police station. The police come out, get him.

It's like gotcha. No, literally like but this is also an example of like social media when you see like people in relationships with like I don't know athletes it's not always what it seems and some of these men

just cuz you're good at a game doesn't mean you're good at being a person and I would say that for like all public figures.

Yes. you know, if he's like so um influential and charismatic that he accidentally gets famous, but like to try to get famous

and have have a publicist. Unless you are a true talent. Yes. Like you have to be a true

Unless it's like the world needs your talent to become a better place, then I'm like, okay, that's fine. Like your voice, you have the voice of an angel.

But if it's just you having a podcast, no, girls are different. Obviously, there's a lot to say.

100%. We've been through a lot. Well, we've been suppressed. So, obviously, now we have to overcompensate,

right? Which leads me to I can't wait. What it let What it leads to? I actually have two different things I could

Perfect. We could go in either direction. There's no way to feel cool while you're talking into your remote. Like there's nothing more humbling than like trying to say like it's like your customer service voice but like also wait this actually is so funny.

You know what's even funnier? I don't do that. I thought about it. I realized I don't it's like Bluetooth. I don't trust it. I'm typing it in.

You're such a freak cuz I don't trust like which button to press for it to happen and I don't even try. Like I'm an old lady. Well, I just got a new phone and so I was like setting up with my phone, whatever. And one of the parts is like set up Siri. And so to set up Siri, you have to say these certain prompts like Siri, what's the weather, Siri? But and so I did it and then I was like, wait a minute, I just did that in my customer service voice. It's not going to recognize my real voice and I have a cold.

You're coughing the entire time. That's how you open your phone. You cough twice. Also, I have a big a big gripe with the new phone. A huge gripe. And I have a huge one.

It's not what you think it's going to be. What is yours? My favorite thing in the world, my only number one hobby that brings me consistent joy is screenshotting things that I'm never going to look at again.

Yeah. In the new phone, you don't just screenshot. You have to like screenshot, put in your social security number, give your first born, say where you want to save it, add two, divide by 12.

What? Who decided that? Don't even get me started on the photos. I'm like, "Oh, great. A photo from 2007. Where's the one I took today?"

No, you can't find it. You can't find it. I'm like, "Hello." Also, I think it's a glitch, but when I when I send a lot of files, so when I go into like something I said to you and I want to see something I sent you, like a photo, and I press info, it's not coming up.

No, I'm in disarray. My gripe with the new phone is I have royalty fingers. I have the longest, skinniest fingers you can get. I'm a dream to text. Okay, I can get there.

I'm Shina Shay's child. Okay, I'm the exact opposite. press one letter and it hits eight letters.

I sound drunk every single day. Like the texting is so touchy that like and and the word correction I'm like now why in the hell would I want to say that when that's not a word?

Also, they always go to like sex or something inappropriate. Oh, really? I feel like my Well, cuz you know you're always like one sec and always says one sex.

Oh, that means you're typing the word sex a lot. Am I? Cuz it's like oh, she means this word. She always says all this stuff

cuz that's how I literally sex my husband. I'm like, "Let's have sex." Cuz I've lost all creativity.

It's like not real words. And I'm like, "Okay, that doesn't make any sense." And then I have to be like, "Sorry."

That's the thing. I'd rather them send the wrong real word than just gibberish,

right? Do you remember when people could speak pig Latin? And I was like, "If I don't learn pig Latin, I'm going to be behind.

You're going to be fine. Like, I'm not going to be prepared for the future." In high school, I'm not going to have any friends.

So, I was like, you know, I was like, "Where did all you people learn pig Latin? Did I sleep late that day? Like when was the

I think I knew it for like maybe part of like fourth grade, but I don't remember. It was just It's just every word like backwards.

Backwards. Yeah. And they would say something to you and you'd be like, "I don't get it." And they're like, "Well,"

and then once you got it, you were like, "No, still didn't get it." Speaking of,

"I'm having trouble pronouncing a word and I need your help." Origin. B R O C H.

B. Sorry, I have to write it. B R O O C H because they're becoming very I thought it was brooch.

Well, that would be a U. B. Or is it brooch or is it brooch? It's a brooch. It's a brooch.

Also, first of all, brooch doesn't have two O's. Everyone's spelling it with two O's right now. Like all So, that's the thing. I thought it was brooch, too, but brooch I would put O A C H. So all the girls are wearing brooches and I just I accidentally said brooch in front of someone and I like still haven't mentally recovered.

I haven't recovered cuz saying brute in front of like another girl is like she was like what did you say? And I was like I've been

Oh it is two O. See I would have only done one. See what is going on? Well it's um sorry what's the origin of the word? I do encourage everyone to buy some vintage broo bes.

Yeah. And put it on their bags, put it on their blazers. I think honestly from traders and Lisa Rena having a deadly brooch. It's It's really

the word history. Middle English brooch. B R O C H E. Pointed instrument. Brooch.

See, that makes sense. Spelled like that. Or maybe it is br. But the British say brooch. Brooch.

Rhymes with cooch. Wait. Cooch b. No, it's definitely brooch. Hannah, how do you feel about the men wearing brooches?

I don't want I don't hate it, but like I'm not having sex with you. Like I can appreciate the art.

Okay. Exactly. Yeah. It's like short men. Like I They exist and I support I support the

We think they should be allowed to vote, but like can I say another thing about TV?

Yeah. And we talking about TV. The girls don't always realize how tall men actually are and they have to factor that into a lot of scenarios that they can't.

Yeah. I'm just saying like especially reality TV, people don't know the heights of men

and it factors into a lot of things. Like there's certain guys that people like why does anyone like him and I'm like well he's tall. Then there's certain guys that people like why don't people like him more and I'm like he's actually really short but you can't tell. Wait, when people see you in real life,

what is the feedback you get on you physically? Like, do they say um I get you're prettier in person? Like, oh my god, you're so pretty in person.

That is brutal. Yeah, it kind of is cuz I'm like, what do I look like on TV? No, that's brutal.

But I know that they're meaning it in like a compliment like, "Oh my god, I didn't I didn't imagine you to be pretty this pretty in person." So, like I know it's a compliment, but when I hear it, they're like, they say it almost shocked, like you're pretty in person.

But they shouldn't say you're prettier in person. Just say you're so pretty. You don't have to say prettier

cuz then it makes you feel like But I do get you're a lot or a lot shorter than I thought you were going to be.

I get you're taller than I thought. Um I'm 5'7. Paige is I would say 5'4. Yeah.

You think you're 53? Do you think you're 5'3? I actually think I might be like 5'2.

I think you told me 5'4 once and I just ran with it. Yeah, I that's what I say to everyone. But like if we really got a measuring tape out, I think I would be like just hitting 53.

Also, you always wear heels, so I actually have never seen your real height. Well, here's the thing. I'm all leg. I'm no

torso. So tall in photos. Yeah. I come off even in person taller because it's almost like

you're only seeing my legs and like like okay you're taller than me but our legs

I know my legs start I think people think I'm shorter in person cuz they see my ny legs and they're like there's no way that her torso's that long like you can't

you're the Britney Spears of Giggly Squad and people don't TALK ABOUT IT ENOUGH. WAIT, I feel like I was just I was going to say something before we went off on like a tangent and then now I can't remember.

We were talking about broaches. It was after Margot Robbie. Oh, Kim Kardashian and Louis Hamilton.

Wait, we didn't even touch on it. I'm like not supportive. When I say not supportive, I mean like I don't get passionate about celebrity relationships. I always think they're kind of PR. I'm always like, "Okay, cool. Whatever." Sometimes I actively don't like them.

I [ __ ] love this for her. Why do I love it so much? Also, did you see Kanye like tweeted or exed or Instagram commented? I don't freaking know. He's such a freak.

Um, he goes, "Why are you What did he say? Like, it's not funny." But it's also like, "You're insane. Why are you It was like he was texting her." He was like, "Why are you dating Lewis? Give me back my daughter." It's also like, "Connie, you have three other kids with Kim."

Also, Lewis Hamilton. I did see him in person at the F1 premiere I was at. Cute.

Cute. Is he Is he short? Tall. Tall. Stylish. Aura. Powerful. Confident. Is he British?

What a ha coup you just said to us. That was honestly one of the most beautiful sonnetss I've ever heard. And then you ended it with a question.

British. He he has a like calmness about him, but he understands obviously high pressure because his job is insane. Like it's like as violent as skiing.

No. Like you could die. You could die every time. It's also like if you could handle race cars, you could handle Kim Kardashian.

It's It's one of the sheicst. I love it. It's crazy that it's chic cuz I'm like it's cars with oil, but it's it's like

Yeah, but it's like in Monaco and it's like you have to be like rich to even get into it. It's kind of like um what's the thing when they get on the horse?

Yeah. What is that? Polo. It's kind of like polo. It's like a rich sport, which is also like very deadly.

There's like rich men who love racing who like make their own little race car teams and just like pay for like guys to race their cars. And some guys their full career is like getting paid by a rich man to race cars for him. And that's an algorithm we didn't even know could

I looked over at a man's Instagram reels. I'll stop there. The other day and he was just watching people like fist fighting in the backyard, but it was like a ring of people and I was like, "Is this real and illegal? Like, what is this?" He was like, "No, it's just like backyard fighting." Like, "What the [ __ ] is backyard fight?" He's like, "It's boxing in the backyard." I'm like, "Go to work. Do you have a call or something?"

Just to like put clothes away. Yeah. Isn't there like an email you should attend to or something? Like this is crazy. Wait, the other thing about Louis Hamilton and every time I say his name,

very regal. Every time I say his name though, I do think of like Hamilton the musical.

Oh, anyho, Louis Hamilton. But the lore that he was dating Nicole Shinger for years. She was like the f She was like the number one wag.

She was like a wag before it was cool to be a wag. Do you know why I kind of like that? Cuz I do like when guys have a type. I like consistency.

And now we've said, I said it, he likes a star with long dark hair. Yeah. Who has a beautiful body

who's like I would assume a similar um like strong personality. Per and Kim. Yeah. They give me similar auras.

Here's the other thing that I will give to the men. Men who are like have a little bit of ambition are smart enough to know that dating a woman with equal amount of ambition only makes them better.

A great man needs a great woman behind him. Yeah. and a great woman. And also I like it's very it's obvious that Lewis Hamilton

doesn't get insecure about dating. That's the thing. Powerful woman. And yeah, with Kim, I do think sometimes she gets in a position where she's like mothering the guy she's with. Not to like we don't know her real relationships, but like Pete Davidson for example, I'm like she's he's just one of the kids in the back seat, you know?

Where Lewis Hamilton, that's a man. It's kind of like what you said the last pod when you were like you have to have the same amount of swag

and when there's like they don't have a swag app and when there's like a discrepancy you're like

like I feel like she'll like can like learn stuff from him like he's he's worldly.

Yeah. Like I feel like it's going to be like new and fun for her and like I'm just I'm very happy for her.

I'm excited about this. Yeah. It's someone that I can really see her like saying.

I don't know his age. Spells it L E W I S. Yeah. Spell it out for me. Don't make me Is it Lou?

41. 41. Oo, I love that age. And you want to know what? He's her type too. Yes.

Let's see how old Kim is. Well, she loves loves an athlete. She loves an athlete. She loves an athlete. She's

45. Perfect. Perfect. Wow. She's stunning. I would argue he still isn't fully mature. That happens to men at 43.

I feel like it like just it's Instagram, but it's starting. No, it's kind of crazy like 40 I feel like for our generation 40 is almost like the new 30

where like 10 years ago it was like if you're not married and have a baby by 30 like you're you're done for.

But now I feel like it's almost like 40 is when you're really starting your I hate to say it but I have friends who are 30 that if they got pregnant right now I'd be like what do you want to do with it? No, I'd be like, I'm going to call someone because this is

whatever you need to do. You let me know. Yeah. I will say my two friends that just had babies are my two most capable friends. Or my one friend that had a baby and my one friend that's pregnant.

I've only had one pregnancy rumor ones. Um, and I thrive off it. I'm waiting for the ozumpic rumors, but guess they're missing. Guess those are missing.

Well, thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so so so much and we'll talk to you later.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Giggling about road rage, screenshots, and brooches with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo"?

Hannah Berner (Host), Paige DeSorbo (Guest), Grace (Guest), Jessica Alba (Guest), Margot Robbie (Guest), Jacob Allardy (Guest).

What is "Giggling about road rage, screenshots, and brooches with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo" about?

The conversation centers on light, offbeat banter and pop-culture anecdotes, including humorous riffs on daily life, quick news snippets, and playful self-promotion by Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo. It highlights their candid humor, playful digs, and tangents ranging from road rage, screenshots, brooches, to data-driven jab at rivals.

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32 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Paige DeSorbo, Hannah Berner, Super Bowl, Lewis Hamilton, Ice Dancing, Jacob Elordi. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Giggling about road rage, screenshots, and brooches with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo"?

The episode runs 50 min; the transcript is about 10,298 words in 296 timestamped sections.

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