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Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts", an episode of Giggly Squad published December 9, 2025 (51 min, about 9,686 words). It mentions 9 people, works and ideas, including P. Diddy, Entertainment – Daphne, Amazon, Ali Colbert, Bobby Fle.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Amazon, Entertainment – Daphne
  2. – 10:00: Ali Colbert
  3. – 20:00: P. Diddy, Entertainment – Daphne
  4. – 25:00: P. Diddy
  5. – 40:00: Amazon
  6. – 50:00: Bobby Fle, Sophie Fle

Notable quotes from "Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts"

  • I'm [ __ ] pissed. I had to go I had a I had to go to Daphne. We had a Daphne meeting this morning. Then I had to go film my last episode of In Bed with Wait, you couldn't tell them you wanted to do remote? Weren't you Aren't you the.
    about Entertainment – Daphne · at
  • Put a hex on me. And then I swear to God, I'm watching Ally on stage, Ally Colbert, shout out, and something goes across the screen and I'm What is going on? And the crowd starts like yelling like not like.
    about Ali Colbert · at
  • There was so much information. My biggest takeaway from the P Diddy do, well, one, I'm I want 50 Cent energy in 2026. I really I actually I'm not hating as hard as I could be. and like it shows and I could be doing so.
    about P. Diddy · at
  • I did get one text from our male correspondent, Bobby Fle, who's a religious listener. Shout out Sophie Fle. Converted him.
    about Bobby Fle · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

Companies & orgs

  • Amazon — Company · 2 mentions · first at
    Then I went to Amazon. I had to film an episode of In Bed with Paige to sorry about which I just want to say was my last episode of the second season.

Full transcript with timestamps

You know we're making art here. Sup gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that [ __ ]

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Greetings, gigglers. We are now taking over your radio. Okay, that is a niche Space Jam reference that only three people got, but I decided to do it.

No, that was good. It was different. We weren't expecting it. I also have to let you guys know I'm in Mexico. I went from Kansas City to Mexico

and I'm in my bedroom. And you know, Giggly's global. We've gone global. I don't usually like doing virtual because it's just like it's not the same vibe like whatever. But I do look gorgeous today.

Well, your hair is so bouncy. Bouncy. And well, I had a bunch of things I had to do today.

Well, I had to leave the home. Sorry, I've run running around all day. Sorry, I've been running around. So, my curls have been bouncing all over the city.

Wait, tell us what did you do today? Okay. I had to wake up. Oh, no. Which first off, I'm livid. So, I wake up that happens.

I'm [ __ ] pissed. I had to go I had a I had to go to Daphne. We had a Daphne meeting this morning. Then I had to go film my last episode of In Bed with

Wait, you couldn't tell them you wanted to do remote? Weren't you Aren't you the owner? Can't you be like

I know everyone wanted to go in. I was like, "Great. I guess we're going in." I just envision everyone at a table and then you want a huge screen under your covers.

I'm a hologram. I'm like, "Actually, let's put AI to use." Um, then I went to Amazon. I had to film an episode of In Bed with Paige to sorry about which I just want to say was my last episode of the second season.

I was so petrified to interview this guest halfway. I took a beta blocker for it. So that's how I'll sum it up with who our guest was.

Oh, do you want me to guess? Anything to add? Wait, you didn't say who the guest was? Oh,

no. I feel like I can't say yet. Oh, okay. Okay. I don't know if I'm How do you think it went? I think it went well because after she was like, "Thank you. Good job here today." And I was like, "Okay, thank you." And then her team was like, she really loved it. She said it was great. And I was like, "Okay, phew." And then halfway through the interview, I'm on my like no deodorant journey. And I'm like, "Not the day to be on my no deodorant journey. I'm literally profusely sweating."

But honestly, that's the first time I've taken a beta blocker in since like when we went on Jimmy Jimmy Fallon

and when we went to that one party once when I one party that one time. By the way, I have to call you out for doing something insane.

Oh my god, you always insane but also like I respect you. Okay, we had a sweet, sweet friend invite us to do something last. Guys, this is bonkers. Our sweet shoe friend was like, "By the way, last minute invite. No pressure. Um, but I do have something going on in the city tomorrow." And I said, "This is so Thank you so much for the invite. Unfortunately, I'm in Mexico. Otherwise, I would definitely be there." Hour later, Paige comes through. I'm going to read the text to you guys because the way she phrased it is so funny. She goes, "That is so sweet, but I have a psychic appointment tomorrow at 6 that it's really important to me."

The thrill did not respond. I don't think she'll ever respond. Okay. Sorry for being truthful. Sorry for not making up a lie. Sorry for not being like, "Sorry, I can't make it."

Did you almost make up a lie or were you like, "Actually, this person will get it if I just tell them the truth."

I was like, "This person will get it." And I was like, "And this is what's happening." And mind you, I've changed my appointment with my psychic twice. And I'm like, "Sorry, I can't change on her again."

It gets bad ju guu. Yeah. It's that energy. And so I was like, "Sorry I can't come. This is really important to me."

And then after it, you have to process it. You can't just go into the world. You have to like reflect on your whole life.

Well, Hannah, that's the thing. That's why I was like, if I wanted to lie, I could have been like, "My psychic appointment's at 7." And it's like, "Okay, well, you can't come.

I'm going to have a migraine tomorrow, so I can't." But like, my psychic appointment's at 6:00. And then I need the two hours after that to go over what she said. call my mom everything rewrite your whole life. You're like, "You're cut."

Yeah. I have to sit and think for at least 45 after. Also, you have to send me everything that might possibly have to do with us cuz I'm also like part of it. Like, I'm literally nervous about tomorrow.

I have my questions ready. Like, this is an interview. This is the most important thing I'm doing all week.

My entire life is on the back. It depends. Depends. Moments moments. I'll know tomorrow at 6 if we're making it or breaking it. Okay, people.

This is life or death. Gird your loins. And I love how you start off and you're just like, "Hey, how are you?

Hey, so much fun at that." You're so much better at psychic appointments than me, though, cuz you give them nothing. Where I'm like a people pleaser, so I'm like, "I know what you mean, and I'm going to tell you exactly what you might have meant."

Well, half the time I'm not trying to not give them anything. It's more like I forget.

True. you know, and they're like, "Do you have a dad?" And I'm like, "I don't think so."

You know, I'm like, "Let me just be it. Let me check." And then the psychic will lie to you and be like, "I told you that was going to happen last time." And you're like, "Oh, yeah."

Yeah. You know, I don't ever I should go back like I before tomorrow, I should go back and relisten to my one last year

just to see. Um, I write notes, but then the notes obviously make no sense. Make no sense. I try. Oh, some psychics are like, you can't record anything, but if they don't say anything, I'll record it like I'll put my phone on speaker and then I'll like record it from like my iPad.

You're such a punk. So that I have it. What a I was going to Women in STEM. Sorry, I'm in

Do you do every six months? Is that like your rule? So, when I'm going through a bad time, you go, "Okay,

I'll go every six months, but typically once a year." Like last year, the year before, I'm hitting that [ __ ] up every two weeks. I'm like, "Do you think maybe

I haven't the the last time I did it was last January." It is sometimes scary to go to a psychic when things are going well in your life because you're like, "Oh no, what if she's going to tell me I'm actually not happy?" Mhm.

But I do have to say your psychic witchy presence follows me everywhere I go. Um I was in I forget where I was, but I was wearing a kitten heel.

Mhm. Inspired by you. Hugo Boss has amazing kitten heels and this jean that like the bottom is folded so there's like an opening. And I look, I have a couple jokes in my hour

where I joke about our friendship. I may, you know, say a couple funny things about you and I was literally telling a joke about you and your pretty privilege or something

and my kitten heel gets stuck in my bottom jean and I almost tear an ACL and every

my ancestors. Yes. And I go, Paige [ __ ] Dorbo just put a a hex on me. And then

I swear to God, I'm watching Ally on stage, Ally Colbert, shout out, and something goes across the screen and I'm like, "What is going on?" And the crowd starts like yelling like not like a

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're backstage. Alli's out on stage. Yeah. And there's like a little

There's like a little screen, you know, where you could see the stage. Okay. And I'm like waiting for her to finish. So I go on and a thing goes across the camera and people start yelling but like blood curds like I'm like what's going on and goes back and I realize there's a bat in the theater. A bat?

No, I know. So Ally just flying about just flying back and forth. I'm like what is she going to do? So Alli's like she deals with it and then the bat disappears and I'm like oh great.

Wait, wait, wait. She deals with it. How she made I think she made You just you just literally glossed over the meat of the story.

Not to stereotype, but she's a she's a lesbian. So, everyone was like, Alli's got it under control

and she handled it. Enough said. And she put it in her pocket. Control. Like, everyone felt safe cuz Ally was like, "Guys, don't worry. The ghost is going to be okay." Like,

wait. In a lesbian relationship, is it? Yeah. Great, great question. we might need a lesbian correspondent. I do think sometimes there is they say you know the more mask one the or like a top bottom situation but with lesbians it's not a lot more flexible where some girl might be really into taking out the trash and another one kills the insects. There's less rules and a lot more

multiple people have their you know their things doing their things especially like if they're if they're mothers. Um, anyway, fast forward. Bat disappears, falls asleep. I don't know. I get on stage and I'm just like, I guess the bat's gone. Of course, the bat comes back and like, what am I supposed to do? There's a bat flying around in this haunting.

Can you even catch a bat? Like, no. Also, these poor girls in the balcony are like right where the bat is. And then

I'm sorry, but I would have left. I guess Kansas City there's bats. Like, it's like kind of a thing, but I like wasn't anticipating. I've performed in many theaters. I've never seen a bat before. And everyone's yelling and we ended up naming the bat Paige.

Wait, is that why is that why I was inundated? Like usually I'll get like one or two DMs like, "Hey, are you in San Antonio with Hannah?" And I'm like, "No, but I was like inundated with Kansas. Like, yeah, we know you're here."

That's possible. I said, "Paige, just we're well." I said, "The bat is a paid actor. No one get no one get upset. This bat is just, you know, working.

I flew this bat in. It name is Pasa. Um, the bat was so crazy. The bat just like would fly a little bit and disappear once during both our sets. And then Ally,

honestly, so chic. Like, hey, I'm out here for the set now. I'm done. The bat just wanted to be like, by the way, I just know that I would flex on you hose if I wanted to, but I'm going to sleep. And Ally Googled it. I have to do this more. Googling omens. Omen sounds scary, but she says if you like you could literally be like person with a blue shirt walks past me. What's that omen?

Yeah. So, apparently it's an omen. I got to search like I don't have time. Sorry. And um and is she just typing this freely into Google or is there

And what was the omen for that? It meant like positivity for your career like good like a change in your career type thing. I don't know. But I was like, "Okay, I guess we're good." But

Oh, okay. Great. And all the gigglers there were good. Oh, yeah. The gigglers loved it. They look they're have they're hammered. They're having fun. Um and the theaters are gorgeous. Like it's giving Phantom of the Opera like

they're beautiful, but deeply deeply haunted. Um also, I'm sorry for sexing you earlier today. I didn't mean to.

Hannah, your boobs are huge. It was it was I texted you back like a troll online and was like are you pregnant?

I was like this is obscene. I almost responded saying I'm not pregnant. No, I took a you guys I took a bikini photo like selfie and my tit was in it and it was from below so obviously it looked massive.

You know what's interesting is that like I don't have any boobs and I make it my whole personality where like you have big boobs and you don't talk about them. You don't show them. You don't even like really like acknowledge them. And I'm wondering if they're like,

"Get we get it. You love your ass." Like, "We're here, too, though." See how it is. I just

I don't like being sexualized in a boob girl. I don't like how you're sexualizing me on this podcast right now. Um, I know I'm beautiful and voluuptuous. No, but something about boob attention like gives me the ick. Like I don't want guys staring at my tits, but like stare at my butt cuz I'm walking away, you know?

Period. Boob attention. Yeah. Like boob attention is very like I don't like it. I don't I wore a bikini today and like one guy looked at my bikini and I was like I need to put a t-shirt over this. This is disgusting. Well, male attention does nothing for me. The men wanting to have sex with you. Like look, I love a man who falls in love with me cuz that's fun

and you could ruin their life. But men would have sex with like an apple pie. Men would have sex What? Warbread pudding. Men would have sex.

Men have sex with their [ __ ] Like it's disgusting. They would have sex with anything. They would jerk off to they jerk off to anything.

They jerk. You know, it's a weird thing to think about like it's a weird thing to think like one day you pick a guy and you're like, I'm gonna marry this guy. And like you don't you never will know if he's put his dick in something weird

like a peach like okay this is like very niche but every time I open every time I open any type of hair gel I always if I had a dick and I shoved it in there what would it feel like?

Well this is the thing what we're trying to say is if we were men we would stick our dick in any everything.

Yeah. In things just to see what it felt like. So, I'm sure like we're walking around here with boyfriends and husbands and fiances and all all the time we don't know what have they put their dick in.

I would put it in like mayonnaise. Yeah. Like sometime you have a jar jello or something.

Like a jar of like peanut butter. A jar of like fluff. Like fluff. Yeah. Like I'm sticking it in there.

Are we 12year-old boys? Wait, speaking of penises, can we actually just cut right to the diddy dock?

Oh my god, I watched all of it. And this is my second Diddy Doc, by the way. Like, I'm deep in it.

Yeah, like you're prefaced. There was so much information. My biggest takeaway from the P Diddy do, well, one, I'm I want 50 Cent energy in 2026. Like, I really I I actually I'm not hating as hard as I could be. and like it shows and I could be doing so much more and I'm going to start. Um, but secondly, I know that I think everyone's gay and I say it on the pod all the time and I've dated so many gay men I can't keep count. So, I do feel like I am an expert in this field and I'm sorry, Tupac and Biggie were unfortunately killed because P. Diddy couldn't say that he was gay.

Sorry, that was a lover's quarrel. Quarrel. Like, what are we talking about here? He was jealous of the friendship that they had, so he killed them both. Hello, this man is gay and nobody's letting him come out. And I think that's the crux of it. And so now I have to get police escorts everywhere because

look, I'm not adding to the Crip's blood conversation on you. Let me have a moment. No, because I'm like I'm like, "Wait a minute, though. This whole documentary like they're talking about every single beef that all of them had. All of the beef is just because they couldn't like say how they felt. Like, it's so emotional. I'm sorry if you switched all the people in that documentary to blonde girls in college. Sorry, that's just sorities, honey. Sorry, that's just making the cheer team in the south." Like, what are we saying?

East versus West. Sorry Southern, guys. What? Yeah. Side note, I did just get a weird memory of me getting off a subway in Brooklyn with some classmates and one of them being like, "You have to take your hat off." Like, I think it was like red and they they were like, "You can't wear that here cuz of gangs." And I was like, "I don't think they're going to think I'm rallying for a gang.

I'm a Latin king. Thank you so much. I look amazing in gold. Give it to yourself.

I don't think they think I'm trying to make a statement and they're like, "Take off your hat." And I was like, "Oh shit." Um, did the diddy? He was assaulting everyone. Like, no one was safe. His mom, his bros, his girls, himself. Oh, did Kitty just meow?

Yeah. Well, I haven't seen her all day. Oh, she misses you. She gets love stars.

Where's my mom? Well, she was like, "Did you have a shoot without me?" Yeah. She was like, "You went to a Daphne meeting?" Nobody told me. Sorry. Wait, look at her. Let me see. If you guys are on YouTube, you can see this extra Oh my gosh, she's That's a fake cat.

Sorry, that's AI. She saw the light. Yes, kitty. That's the light. That's the camera. Yes, darling. Yes. Yes. Get an angle. Yes, my

this is my sweet girl. Oh my god. A little baby girl. Hannah. Oh, I don't even have a microphone. Hannah, I can't believe I ever didn't have a cat. Guys, what are you doing if you don't own cats? I can't.

I do have to say I made Grace get a cat. I made Dez's brother. I've made everyone get cats. And now I'll be like, "Hey, come visit me." And they're like, "I can't. I have a cat." So now I've like complicated everyone's life. But it's worth it. It's worth it for the cats. I was like, "Tell Aiden to I" I was like, "Stay at our apartment for something." I And he's like, "Aden has two cats because of you. You can't just leave them."

The other day, Sierra asked my mom if next year for Thanksgiving she could bring her cat. And my mom goes, "I have to draw the line somewhere. This can't be a house of cats."

Yeah, Kim has marble countertops. Well, Kim's allergic to cats, so it's really not great for her. Mhm.

She has to take a Claritin every time she comes over. But that's the price she has to pay for this gorgeous gal.

That's what I told Dez. I said, "I take birth control. You take Claritin. Let's move forward."

A one an eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth. Sorry, that's just me. You're a mother. You're looking out for your daughter.

Literally. Did you look at what your Spotify age was? 31. Wow. I was 25. Does my You think you're better than me?

No. But I do feel if someone said to me right now without knowing how old you are, how old do you think you are? I do feel the age that I was when we started co like I feel 27 like about to turn 28.

You're so right. I feel the same. Do you think everyone's stuck? Like everyone's stuck in their COVID age.

Yeah. I think like kind of because I I think about it wasn't as stunting for us because we had gone through a ton of milestones

already that we had like had to do in our early 20s, mid20s where like the kids that happened to where they were like seniors in high school, seniors in college, like yeah, I can't imagine they're feeling great. Now, I mentioned this on burner phone, but Liz Plank said something about the like girl girl boss era and how like

yeah, there was a specific time like 2015, 2016, 2017 where us millennial girls were in our early 20s in New York City getting paid $35,000 a year or less.

I thought clearly there's a mistake. There's a zero missing somewhere. But that was it. It was like that's how and we'd all work for these media companies and we had unlimited vacation days which was code for um what if you ask for vacation day you're you're a [ __ ] loser. So

all of us were dying. Nowadays if you have a sniffle you don't have to go into work.

Mhm. Like nowadays people realize you don't. But there was a time and by the way all the girl bosses have been cancelled. Not that I'm not saying they should have. I'm just saying the girls took down the girls. But that was a specific

a classic a classic case. Every single big company that a woman ran, they were like, "No."

Well, you know what? I think partly it is too. It's partly that Jenzie Jen, not even Jenzie, I don't even want to say that. I like Jenzie. I really feel like it's the younger version. They really like want this tradife lifestyle. So, I feel like they almost made it seem like, okay, girl bossing is actually not cool. Like, killing yourself seven days a week is not cool. But,

but I think what they don't understand is like we had to go that extreme because we still weren't being paid the same amount. We still like it was so many years later from like

is it crazy how the 70s and it's like we're still fighting for the same [ __ ] Everything's a pendulum.

Yeah. Sorry, I just want I just want to say the word pendulum, but it's like dating. Like you'll date like a crazy narcissist and the next guy you date you like walk all over and then you go back to dating a narcissist. It's it's pendulum. Pendulum.

Wait a second. No, that's what would happen to me. And then you know what I do? I go gay straight gay straight. Like my first boyfriend very straight

straight. My next one very gay. And that's why when you watch the P Diddy doc, you said I know what's happening here.

I said, "No, I know when you're mad and it's not about what you're really mad about." Like I I know that look. I know when you're suppressing something. Okay, I know that. That's why you're so mad.

Also, no straight guy is that detail- oriented. Also, no straight guy knows when one of their friends talks to the other friend.

That's so true. Like, no straight men know the schedule of other straight men. Like, have you ever asked a straight man anything about their lifelong friends? They don't know.

Mhm. So, the fact that Diddy even knew. Do you want to know the most Actually, do you want to hear the sickest part of the Diddy Doc? Like the most upsetting part.

Okay. Him and I share a birthday. What? Yeah. He's a Scorpio. Yeah. me, P. Diddy, Bethany Frankle, and Matthew McConna. So, I don't know what [ __ ] up dinner party that is, but I know that I'm not leaving it alive. I know that I'm the first kill. Like, the easy I'm the easiest target there. I actually will kill myself first because I don't know what you guys would do to me.

Oh, just yell at me a ton probably. But, you know what was [ __ ] up? Like, his son with him till the end.

I haven't been recording. But you know what? We record. We're recording on this.

We record here. Do you want to press it now? Wow. I never do that. Don't worry. Don't worry,

Grace. I'm so sorry. Okay. Do you want to apologize to the community? I want to apologize to the community because I wasn't recording this whole thing. I had a long day.

She wasn't recording on her microphone, but we got it from the video. So, everyone, it's okay. Sorry. Um,

sorry. Sorry. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Things happen. Things, you know, life's a pendulum.

Life's a pendulum. And sometimes you're recording and then sometimes you're not.

I was thinking about how Grace did the video um about our hand movements being Italian. That was like the So [ __ ] I'll like watch that just like

wait hands. I watch sometimes I'll just all the views are just me, you, and my nana.

I'll just resend it to my mom. She goes, I know it's great. I watch it all the time. And I just

I watch it. It's Sometimes I'll watch it and I'll be like, "Wait, me and my friend are so funny."

You guys, this is so embarrassing. I watch the sweater clip when you make fun of my sweater like every day.

It just like makes my day. I don't know. Like you [ __ ] on my sweater just makes me so happy

because this podcast is escapism. Like do you know like people that are like oh my god pa like whatever about like anytime someone like no I can't even talk gets me so worked up. Obviously there's going to be criticism about our podcast at some point. Let me get this out. Let me get this out.

Okay. And like yes there should be criticism on anything that has existed that is in existence. Like you can criticize whatever art you want. Totally. But sometimes people will criticize the podcast and they'll be like they don't say anything on it and it's not organized and I'm like yes that is the [ __ ] point. It's the point of this podcast is to laugh and escape our lives.

I'm sorry. I hate when someone starts an organized story. I'll kill myself. Like especially when you when you know where it's going to go. I'm like oh my god get like get to the point.

Sorry if you have an outline get a grip. Oh my god. Get a literal grip. I need 18 side quests in a story to stay focused on a story.

Let me tangent once in a while. I was gonna say though, when I was watching the Italian video, back to the Italian video,

your fingers are so long. Like, it's it still it makes me laugh. And then I was looking at my fingers. My fingers look like if your fingers got attacked by bees and had an allergic reaction. They're literally so bad. It looks like your fingers.

Wait, when I rewatched that video, I realized that our hand movements are now I like can't. Our hand movements are so true to who we are as people. Like you're

and I know what you're saying when you say it. Like I know exactly. Like I'm very like dainty like took ballet like also but like pinky up where you're like listen [ __ ] I'll like you know like you were very assertive with your hand motion.

Different fonts of Italian. Yes. Yes. Wait, also I just have to address your hair looks beautiful. You are wearing a side part.

Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of side parts. Is it like so fully back? Like we're so back with

Personally, I think my face looks better with a hide part. This is my problem. And I know there has to be other girls out there who suffer from the same thing with a cowick

where like I and people lie to me and they say, "Oh, it looks good." And I'm like, "No, it doesn't."

Where is it? where I have an insane cowick here. Okay. So, flip to the other side.

So, like if like that looks crazy. Okay. Well, you're doing it like a weird emo teenager. Flip to that side.

Emo llama. This side is too big. And this is the side of my face that I don't like.

Oh my god. Grace, blur that. Blur that. I don't want that on the internet. Blur it. My monster side. I feel like as a millennial, I went my whole life doing side part and I didn't start doing middle part till like college. So, I'm more so my middle part was really just my 20s. So, I know my side part more.

I just normalize that people have different shaped heads. Like for some reason, my head like Okay, I'm like you have the perfect head, but like you have like more space on top where I get more narrow. So I feel like I actually sitting right

I actually I love how this is an audio podcast and we're like look at the left side of her angled of her cheekbone.

I actually see what you're talking about. You're you have like more surface area. That's why makeup looks better on you cuz you have more surface area to put it where I have a cone head and I can only fit it. It goes it's like

I get what you're saying. Okay. Okay. So, you're a male part girl. Yeah, but then I'm the diva. When I don't want to go side part,

oh my god, Hannah, it happened one time where we wanted you to go. Everyone was whispering about me. Everyone whispered about me when I left. They were like, "I can't believe you want to side part."

Wait, did you see that thing? Um, I think it's Vanity Fair is doing it where it's like actors ask actors question, like interview actors. So, it was like Adam Sandler and um like Ariana Grande.

Yeah. And I thought the pairings were all so good, but I was honestly very shocked at it was Julia Roberts and Shawn Penn.

Okay. And I don't know why I was just like maybe it's because I'm like I don't really know Shawn Penn enough.

You know him from the Charlie. Well, that's the only thing I can like reference immediately. There's like one other movie I can reference. I feel like he does have like controversial things.

This guy's done cocaine harder than anyone and his tip would work. And you're like, "Okay,

champen." And I was just like, "Sorry, I just wanted someone different for Julia."

Okay, I'll report it to the academy. Like I wanted like a Matthew McConna, a Brad Pitt.

You know what you wanted cuz she's so iconic. You wanted like a gay to bring it out of her. like someone who would like

I didn't want I didn't want a straight man. I didn't want her because like a straight man's not gonna make her smile and she has a million dollar smile.

You know what that's what it was. I want I deep down wanted a gig. I wanted to,

right? They would have had a magical conversation. They would have had a magical conversation.

He would have made her giggle. Yeah. I just I feel like I feel like Sean maybe Shawn Penn's funny, but I just felt like it wasn't the pairing I wanted.

I think I might have texted you about this, but sometimes like actors talking about certain roles is crazy to me.

Okay, wait. No. So Hannah and I's friendship, I feel like very early on we realize that when if I smoke weed and I get high that Hannah and I actually are on the same brain wave.

Perfect wave. Like we're perfectly align. Like no, like I can't explain to you how many times

locked in. We're locked in. I literally feel like I can telepathically tell you things, but it's only when I'm high and Hannah's not. So, the other day Hannah texted me and she was like, "What did you say?" You were like, "Sometimes it's like so cringe listening to actors talk about acting because it's like, bro, you were pretending." And like I I so understood what you were saying because sometimes I'll get so high and I'll know I'll be watching something and I'm like, "You're acting. I know you're lying. I know you're playing pretend.

This is not like real." Sorry. Can't win an Oscar. play pretend. That's insane.

Like, who am I? Like, these kids are in the school play. Also, like I have a niece and nephew. Like, that's all we do. I'm just like, "Okay, pretend that we're like in a cave and we're getting chased." And like Lois is [ __ ] killing it. I'm like, "Okay, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar." And I think it was actually, you know, I love Tim Timothy Chevrolet and he's currently doing a lot of interviews. It's not his fault. But like the way he was speaking with the passion of like him pretending to be a ping pong player, I like couldn't handle it. He was acting like he'd, you know, had four kids and and raised them all.

And I was like, you pretended to be a ping pong player. Well, I think that men can talk passionately about things they like. Like I think men can talk passionately about like work where I feel like

Oh my god, you're so right. I feel like girls will do crazy stuff for roles and then when they brag about it and again me even saying bragging that was clock myself

clock it like people are like oh they're bragging and it's like if a guy oh literally you know how they say the greatest actor of all time there it's always the male actors like there has to be a female actor that's better than Leonardo DiCaprio I'm sorry men don't understand empathy also I can talk [ __ ] on Leonardo DiCaprio because I'm invisible because I'm 34 he doesn't care about Did you watch the There's a new George Clooney movie on Netflix. Did you happen to scroll past it or see it? It's called J something. Oh, yeah. Because Adam Sandler got nominated in it.

So, I was like so excited cuz I'm like, oh, like what a fun movie. George Clooney and Adam Sandler. What a duo. Guys, it's one of the most depressing movies I've ever watched in my life to the point where I'm like, it's a long movie where I'm like, okay, at the end something's gonna happen where like ties this all together and like gives you a good ending. When it ended, I was like, well, there's just no there's just no way that's how it ended. I actually texted my mom and said, sorry I told you to watch the George Clooney movie. Don't watch it. It's really depressing. you

you're not going to you're not going to like it. Can I say my hot take? Um movies that come out right now are trying to like get nominated for awards and to win an award you have to have like a really sad movie like someone has to die of cancer or like the whole cast has to die or like you have to be like kidnapped.

I actually welcome more. I'd rather watch a really sad movie. But if I click on a movie one more time and the first line is a thriller. A thriller. You want to know what? I don't want a [ __ ] thriller. My life alone, I have so much anxiety. I don't need my entertainment.

You have enough thrill just waking up. Enough thrill. I'm thrilled. Especially we're watching TV at night. I want you to put me to bed. Okay.

I'm maxed out at thrills. I can't do it anymore. Yep. But I was I w with acting. I do I do want more respect on the comedic side because I do have to say I can cry way easier than put together a 60-minute comedy. Not to get so industry and I'm sorry for leaning in right now.

Not to get so industry, but the whole like sale to Netflix of Warner Brothers and like if it's going to go through possibly whatever, it makes me really nervous for the movie industry because I'm like me as a normal person, I haven't gone to the movie theater probably since co because it was like the first thing that was like, oh, you can't go to the movie theater. only rule

and I love going to the movies and I have there has not been a movie that I'm like I have to see this in the movie theater. I think the most recent one that everyone saw was like the Wicked the two Wicked

I have to see Wicked 2. I haven't had time yet. I have to see where like people were going to the movies.

They don't know if Netflix is going to just keep it as is but just like own it or if Netflix is going to merge and rebrand them.

All I know is the person who made them just go to Max and now they're HBO Max. y'all [ __ ] up. But anyway, yeah, people don't know. But I do have to say when times are changing, it's always scary. But then hopefully positivity comes out of it. I'm trying to be optimistic.

I hate change, you know. I hate change. I know. But do you think about like when there first was like cable because it was just like network TV like people must have been freaking out about cable being like this is too many options.

What I think about Yeah. like and HBO was the only like noncable. You know what I think about a lot? when Chelsea Handler left E

E and went to Netflix and she was like the very first person I feel like to leave cable television

go to like a streaming I actually I feel like she was so ahead of her time that like her show her first show on Netflix actually didn't get enough respect because really she kind of like pioneered that where it's like no you can switch over and do like different formats and it's streaming they don't care you now.

Yeah. And then she got more creative. She was doing her documentaries and stuff. Love you, Chelse. But I do think that we Sorry, Chelsea and I just to call her Chelse.

Oh, cool. Um, we we I feel like everything will be merged eventually. You can't people can't afford to have $20 services for like every single

and then it's basically like we're just going back to cable because it's like, okay, it's one

it's basically back to any we're not solving that problem today. I was going to say we figured it out. So, oh my god, did you hear about the influencer who changed her baby's birthday cuz it was too close to Christmas?

You would do that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Changed it on her

People are mad. Changed it on her birth certificate from what to what? I don't know if you're allowed to change a birth certificate, but I think she's like, "Babe, you're born in May now. We're celebrating you in May."

Oh, she changed the whole thing. Changed the whole month. Oh, that Well, that's crazy.

Hey, I had a baby, birthdays, December 25th. I'd say, "Yeah, what's the harm in the 26th?" You know, that I'd be like, "Okay, maybe changing the home. What's her sign? How like how will she be able to do her chart?

Oh my god, I didn't even think about that. That's so anno Oh my god. You lie to her and tell her she's an Aries when she's

just like so selfish to do because what? It's not good for your schedule. Okay, well a baby doesn't have anything to do around Christmas.

But like they're not running out to the stores. But maybe she felt like the kid wasn't getting enough of a birthday cuz it was getting overshadowed by Christmas. I kind of feel bad for some of my friends whose birthdays are like on the 22nd because I'm like, "Oh, your little birthday. Santa's coming and Santa doesn't give a [ __ ] about your birthday."

As an adult, I don't give a flying [ __ ] about my birthday, about your birthday. Not you. I mean, like anyone.

I still haven't given you your birthday. Wait, that's so funny because I did an Amazon live the other day and they were like, "What did Hannah get you?" And I was like I was like wait Hannah did give me a gift and then I was like I don't remember it.

No cuz I got you the best present. I haven't given it to you yet and I I bought it so early.

I just keep forgetting at this point just save it for next year. Can we not to be controversial but is Mrs. Claus okay

during this time? Like is she happy in her marriage? Is she is she getting paid for the work she's doing? No one brings her up. I just imagine her smoking a cigarette just being like so over Mr. Claus's [ __ ] Santa.

Santa as he's aka Santa. What woman isn't over cuz also like he doesn't work all year and then works one night and then everyone's like he's the greatest. I would be so annoyed cuz you know who's probably working every day?

Her. Who do you think is organizing it? Who do you think's running? I'm sorry too. Why do they have to make her look so frumpy? Frumpy.

No. Why can't she be? That's like one of my number one words that like if somebody says I'm like

Yeah. No, frumpy means I can't I can't bad bad things. They I guess cuz But it's funny. Yeah. Santa is like looks like a um like a

They have him like they have him like they make him look sturdy. He looks like an offensive lineman. He looks like he played for the Packers.

He looks like an exNFL player. Also, he looks like Yeah, he looks like Zaddy and she looks just like old. And

one thing I wanted to bring up because I wanted to do Well, I feel like you were done right?

Yeah. Um, one thing I wanted to bring up because I saw TikTok on it and I was like, "Wait, I need to like do recon now." Do you remember like before you had your period? So, like when you were in like middle school or whatever, any public bathroom you went into? What a time.

What a time. Any public bathroom you went into, there was a big thing where you could get tampons.

And by the way, they were cardboard and would just rip your insides apart, but at least they were there. Yeah.

It was basically like you could stick a pine cone up there and it's like basically the same thing like that. It was like, cool. I'll just I'll grab some leaves on my way out. Like it's so crazy.

Just cork yourself. Yeah, literally. No, it was it's literally a wine cork. Yeah.

Like here, shove this up there. Um, no. It's literally I thought I lost my virginity when I first put a tampon in. I was like, I lost my virginity.

It's literally like Uber Eats when you get a guy. It's like they're out of iced tea, but maybe this Clorox will work. It's like, no, it won't. Um,

I'm like, "Oh, hi, Kitty. She's busy. She's so busy." Um, okay. But I feel like I don't ever see them in public bathrooms anymore. I cannot tell you the last time I went into a public bathroom and saw like a girl take getting a tampon out or even like a thing that said tampons. Isn't that a lie?

I feel like this specific podcast is so mean to men. Like we are like the girls are going to stone men after this. Like

I Sorry, what about me talking about my period is mean to men. No, but as in like we're we're raising awareness about important things. I literally thought about this the other day cuz I literally got my period. There's no tamp. Do I have to [ __ ] Instacart for like $20 tampons?

Well, if I'm in that situation, the first thing I'm thinking is, "Oh, I'll just take toilet paper." I never think, "Oh, there's tampons out there." Because I never see them.

So, anyway, really I'm writing a letter to my congressman like "Hello. Can I tell you something so [ __ ] up? Um, I forget." No. Um,

who are you? Um, tampons have the pink tax. You know, they're like they're literally taxing us on something that we need.

Yeah. And you know what's not taxed? Viagra. Viagra. Viagra. Cuz it's a prescription drug considered medically necessary unlike feminine hygiene products which faces sales tax.

But they're medically necessary. They're saying that Viagra is medically necessary, but not tampons. Who's they? Who is it?

I mean, look, I actually shouldn't speak on this cuz as someone who refuses to wear a tampon, I don't know why I'm looking for them so much.

No, but like But it's But some girls have a heavy flow and they don't get UTI. So,

yeah. Why? Oh, I made an appointment to see a urologist. I feel like I should tell the gigglers.

A urologist? Oh, cuz your UTI. Yeah, because it's just like I've done all the vitamins. I've tried all the Tik Tok hacks. I've like done I get DMs from girls all the time about UTI, whether they're like commiserating or like, "Hey, try." And a lot of the times like I will try something that they've said, but sometimes I'll get like I'll get a girl and I'll just be like, "Yeah, no [ __ ] I [ __ ] tried that." Like the other day a girl DM'd me and she goes, "Hey, have you tried like wiping from front to back?" I was like, "Yes, Bianca. I've been wiping front to back since I don't know the day I sat on the toilet. That's not why I'm getting you."

I love how it's literally Have you tried drinking water? Have you tried turning it on and turning it off again? Um um

so anyway, I feel like I should update the gigglers and say I'm like I'm taking action and trying to get to the bottom of it.

Quick shout out to my mom who I love waking up to like the craziest New York Times articles that are like about the world's ending or like

just I want to say thank you to all the moms out there for looking out. Why did she send you today? Does the fertility cliff really hit at 35? No words behind it. 7:50 a.m.

I told you to freeze your eggs with me. And you refused. You refused. When did you start getting UTI,

dude? The day I lost my virginity. I got a UTI the first time I ever had sex. No, it's truly been a lifelong journey. I've been dealing with UTI for 15 years. I would have never lost my virginity if I knew this was what was waiting for me.

But I also feel like it has helped with your personality. Like if you were just a hot girl having sex and nothing bad was happening after, you would have been a [ __ ] monster. Like now you're like,

humbles me for sure. It humbles you. Do you want to know what I think also it is? And this is just pure speculation. And so if any doctors are listening, like is this a thing? I also think you know like when you're you're running around a lot, your immune system gets low and you're like I'm really like I'm I'm pushing it to the end like I'm going to get sick.

You mean every day? Yeah. And typically people have a thing where it's like, oh my Yeah. My throat is sore. Whatever. Mine is a UTI.

And so like have you ever hooked up with a guy and not gotten a UTI? Yeah. Tot Whoa. Whoa.

She goes millions dig after dig after dig after. No. Honestly, that's how I've picked a lot of my boyfriends. I'm like, well, let me see if I get a UTI and if I don't, then you're good to go.

Yeah. And if I do, like I've stopped talking to people because I'm like, "Sorry, we're actually not PH compatible, and that's important to me." Maybe you'll come up with like a crazy invention like a real woman in STEM because there's has to be other other women like you. Um, you know what? I do feel called to raise some awareness. Actually, I feel very as I get older, I especially having a mom who's like in has been in menopause, I do feel very strongly about women's health. And like not to brag, but when I did go to the White House for the women's health initiative, it's actually so shocking how much there is no money for women's health. And once you hit a certain age, that's it. They don't give a [ __ ] about you. There's no menopause health like at all. Like these women are literally discarded and they're running around sweating everywhere.

Yeah. And they're told they're like crazy. Like they're making it up. So, like I do feel so strongly just like about women's health that maybe I will get involved in the UTI community because it's debilitating.

I also think UTI sounds like it's not they make you feel bad about it. Like they do make it sound like an Well, they make it seem like, well, then don't [ __ ] like

It sounds like an STD. Yeah. It's like, okay, well, you're giving yourself because you're having sex. It's like, okay, well, I'm alive. I remember the one time I got a UTI, I was like scared to tell my mom. Like I felt like a little a little dirty little [ __ ]

But there's so many different reasons. My brother's girlfriend actually goes to like which I didn't know this till like recently that she goes to like a specialist. So I'm going to like try and get an appointment with her specialist in the meantime.

But anyway, that's where I'm at with my UTI journey. It's It's possible your canal is just too narrow

and it's the cross that I bear. Wait, is it your ears that have narrow canals? No, my vagina has a a shorter No, you are spot on. My vagina has a abnormally short canal compared to the other gals out there.

Dez told me he has narrow ear canals and I got the He's in the other room. How does he know that?

Great question. like a doctor said that or he said that. He's like, "Look, I've been sticking my finger in a lot of these."

Yeah. Yeah. For years. Um um I did get one text from our male correspondent, Bobby Fle, who's a religious listener. Shout out Sophie Fle. Converted him.

Yeah, we're big Bobby Fle and Fle family advocates. Bobby was upset that we said he um men can't wear scarves and Bobby loves wearing scarves. I took it upon myself to speak for us and just say, "Bobby, you're a chef." So, it actually negates it. Chefs are allowed to wear scarves.

Yes. And let me break it break it down for the gigglers on why if you are in a profession that is so overly masculine and we hate we hate any type of violence but if you're in your job and at some point you've thrown a pot

you can wear a scarf if there's a sharp knife or object like that's why the mafia they can wear scarfves they can wear scarves there's

Hannah shar brilliant brilliant analogy spot on Yeah, that's exact exactly it. That's exactly it.

Thank you. Olympians Olympians can wear scarves. Athletes walk in and they have a special outfit before they play the game. They can wear a scarf.

Finance bros can't wear scarves. No, they do. They shouldn't cuz it's cold in New York. But guess what's grosser than a scarf? See, look. When a girl is cold, it's adorable. It's cute. I'm so tiny. When a man is cold, he can't support a family.

So true. And that's why Pete did. He lived in Miami. Oh my god. And that's a wrap on Giggly Squad this week. Oh my god. Um, we love you guys. Stay warm. Happy holidays and talk to you later. Bye.

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "Giggling about sexting, scarves, and side parts"?

In order: 0:00 Amazon, Entertainment – Daphne; 5:00 Ali Colbert; 15:00 P. Diddy, Entertainment – Daphne; 20:00 P. Diddy; 35:00 Amazon; 45:00 Bobby Fle, Sophie Fle.

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The episode runs 51 min; the transcript is about 9,686 words in 254 timestamped sections.

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