Giggling about sleuthing, ugly sweaters, and age gaps

What this episode is about

The discussion centers on the lighthearted banter between friends as they navigate everyday topics like weather, personal grievances about seasonal changes, and the challenges of creativity. Through humor and relatable experiences, they explore themes of aging, artistic expression, and the quirks of life in New York City.

Key takeaways

• Art thrives in chaos; even Wi-Fi issues can spark creativity over laughter.
• Foliage feels dramatic; autumn colors should evolve, not die like a tragic hero.
• Carnegie Hall performances transform family dynamics into a theatrical spectacle worthy of applause.
• Weather chat evolves quickly; from light banter to deep emotional waters, just like life!
• Sweatsuits can yield unexpected comparisons, from henchmen to Russian gymnastics coaches — fashion is an enigma.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Hannah (Host) · 35 min speaking
• Paige (Host) · 23 min speaking
• Dez (Guest) · 3 min speaking
• Nana (Guest) · 1 min speaking
• Papa (Guest) · 1 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 15:00 – 20:00: Tito's Handmade Vodka, Meals on Wheels America
2. 30:00 – 35:00: Pluribabus, All Her Fault, Breaking Bad, L. Fanning

Notable quotes from "Giggling about sleuthing, ugly sweaters, and age gaps"

• This segment is sponsored by Tito's Handmade Vodka. One thing about me on Thanksgiving, and this may come as a surprise, but I don't help.

  about Tito's Handmade Vodka · at 15:40

• Them. But I love that Tito's Handmade Vodka is doing a turkey rot that gives back to charity. They're teaming up with Meals on Wheels America. We're obsessed with you guys. So…

  about Meals on Wheels America · at 16:46

• [gasps] speaking of crazy [ __ ] though, have you seen Pluribabus?

  about Pluribabus · at 33:28

• Her sister is L. Fanning and she's in like all different I'm a big Fanning twin fanning sister's fan.

  about L. Fanning · at 34:50

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• L. Fanning — Person · Referenced actor (family relation clarification) · 1 mention · first at 34:50
  Mentioned as Dakota Fanning’s sister during a comedic confusion about “which Dakota” they mean; serves as a pop-culture aside.

Companies & orgs

• Meals on Wheels America — Company · Charity partner · 1 mention · first at 16:52
  Charity partner for Tito's turkey rot event, mentioned in the sponsored segment

Media & podcasts

• Pluribabus — Media · Referenced show · 1 mention · first at 33:29
  New show discussed briefly, compared to Breaking Bad
• All Her Fault — Media · Referenced show · 1 mention · first at 34:08
  Mentioned as a new show one of the hosts is watching
  It's on Peacock and it's called All Her Fault and it's like eight episodes. It's like a mystery like thriller but it's really good. The girl from Successions in it.
• Breaking Bad — Media · Referenced show · 1 mention · first at 33:38
  Mentioned in passing as a comparison to the new show Pluribabus
  It's like it's like in the severance spot.

Sponsors

• Tito's Handmade Vodka — Sponsor · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at 15:40
  Sponsor of the podcast segment, promoting their turkey rot event and charity partnership

Full transcript with timestamps

0:00 You know we're making art here. Stop gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that [ __ ]

0:05 We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my green gigglers?

0:20 Okay, low effort today, but we'll try again next week. You know, it's crazy that you've actually you've actually been doing that for like what 450. And you guys, I don't know if you could tell, but I don't prepare it. I see if it comes.

0:34 Well, I was going to say sour grape, and then I think I've said that before. And then I was going to say I don't know. I don't want to tell get you guys into my thought process.

0:42 Yeah, cuz it's it's extreme. My whole process. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

0:48 It's a rainy disgusting day. I know. I love it. I honestly it's like romantic. It's just I love New York City when it rains because no one goes outside, everyone's home.

1:01 Can I say something controversial? Yeah. I have to talk about leaves. Okay. You have a personal gripe against foliage.

1:08 I just think like they're all like everything's good and then it gets cold and they're like I'm just going to kill myself. Like it just seems kind of dramatic. Like there's other ways to go about life than just chucking yourself off the tree.

1:23 I really feel like we have like the same experience every day just in different fonts because I was driving down the Westside Highway this morning before it started raining and I was just like

1:34 fall in New York City is so gorgeous. So beautiful. Mhm. And then one day it's just like you know what?

1:43 Haunted dirt. No, but the leaves are all on the sidewalks. The leaves, there's coping mechanisms. You don't have to go from just green to dead. Like, let's like discuss some EMDR. Like, maybe there's something you can do.

1:58 You know what I've noticed that when we start the pod, we do like the first five minutes of like,

2:03 hey, how's the weather? Like, I work in an office and we've just like met each other at our desk. And then like in five minutes later,

2:13 I'm like, tell me about the family. and then she had an abortion and he didn't know. We're like, "Wait, what?"

2:18 In the beginning, we stay light, okay? Cuz we don't know if this people's first time listening. We don't want to freak them off immediately. I mean, we did make a pretty serious joke there, but

2:28 um we had a fun weekend. We had such a fun weekend. Um Hannah performed at Carnegie Hall, which was how did that feel?

2:38 It was regal. It was elegant. I was joking that my nana was like, "I saw Frank Sinatra here. Why are you here?"

2:47 One of my favorite things about Hannah, about you performing is how everyone in your like immediate family also prepares for your performance. Like your mom is captain of the ship, calm, cool, collected. Literally throw anything at her. She's like, "I've actually already figured that out 10 minutes ago. You're late on it." Yeah,

3:08 your dad happy to be involved. Try to make a little. What time do you think we're getting out of here? Are there snacks? What have you been up to? Easy chill guy.

3:20 Nana and papa. Nana. All about Nana. And we love to see it. Off the shoulder. She's like, "Is the photographer taking pictures?"

3:27 She's like, "And no one said anything about my red dress." I think that's rude. Papa just like at a pure delight. Dez is my favorite person to observe in the situation

3:39 because he doesn't go until it's like a big moment. It's It's actually like the largest man in the room having the largest emotions. First off, I walk into the green room and it was as if it was silent. It was as if you were already performing in the hair and makeup chair. They're like, "We've never seen this before." It's like 15 people just watching Hannah get hair and makeup. I

4:01 They've never seen me look good before. They were like, "What is going My dad actually didn't understand what fake hair was."

4:08 I look at Dez. Dez is in a full gray neoprene matching sweatsuit. He looks like a retired henchman. Like he literally, if someone said, "You have a gun on you." I'd be like, "Yeah, obviously he does. He's protecting the whole season. I got a guy." He's the guy.

4:24 He was the guy that night. He was the guy. So, he got this full Lululemon set and I said he looked like Travis Kelce walking into a game.

4:35 Then somebody said, I forget who it was. It was either like Ally or Caroline was like, "Why do you look like a Russian gymnastics coach right now?" There were just so many different things that he looked like.

4:47 So, he's like so anxious before you go out. Okay. He's literally pacing. He's up. He's moving around. He's switched his seat like 10 times. Finally, you leave, you go out on stage, you're there, we're in the green room, we're watching you on TV. I'm like, surely he's like, calm down because other people are like talking in the green room. So, like, we're listening to you, but like every other joke, someone's like saying something in a conversation gets brought up. So, in my head, I'm like, he's calmed down. Like, let me just check. Let me check on him. Make sure he's calmed down. We're sitting next to each other, mind you. I turn my head and I start saying, "Are you more I was gonna say, "Are you more relaxed?"

5:28 When I look at He's praying. He has his head back, his eyes closed, and I could tell he's really focused on the pattern of his of his breath work. You've been out there for 20 minutes already. You're literally crushing.

5:45 Threw a tomato yet. I go, "Are you?" I go, "Okay, never mind. you're not more relaxed. He goes, "Sorry, I was just I was just zoning in. I was meditating."

5:55 I was like, "It was actually the most romantic thing I've actually ever witnessed."

5:59 Thank you. So, this man, the most romantic thing he ever said to me cuz at one point, like, he gets nervous before my shows and I I started to take offense to it. I was like, "Babe, I got this." Like, "This is the one time

6:09 like as if you like couldn't." You were taking it as if like he doesn't think I can do it.

6:12 Yeah. I'm like, "This is the one time in my life I feel like myself and I feel confident." Anywhere else get nervous. Me at the DMV get [ __ ] nervous. this I could handle. And he's like, "No, it's just I can't watch people I care about perform." And I was like, "You sweet, sweet, anxious man." Um, so that's his thing. He literally I was in the bathroom and he starts knocking on the door. I'm like, "What's what's going on?"

6:34 No, he he came in like three times. He was like, "Did Hannah come in here? Did you see Hannah?" I was like,

6:39 I was just in the bathroom. Who cares? I go to the bathroom like eight times. I know. You're like, "No."

6:43 I'm like, "They just brought ginger ale. Who cares?" I open the bathroom. I'm like, "What's going on?" Is Nana okay? And he's and he's like, "There's an elevator. You got to get in the elevator."

6:53 There were two entrances to the bathroom. I think you went out one as he was going in.

6:58 Yeah. And he turned, he was like, "Didn't Hannah just go in here?" I was like, "Look, I keep them in on his toes. He never knows what's going to happen." I think the adrenaline is healthy in our relationship. You don't want guys to ever feel too calm around you.

7:11 Wait, then there was a moment where you had ordered pasta like prior to the show and it you had Yes. And it was still in the container.

7:20 I don't know why me and your family collectively just started guessing what kind of pasta you ordered until your mom opened it to see like if we were all right.

7:32 That's the most Italian [ __ ] By the way, your mom's like, "She's definitely got vodka sauce." And I was like, "I'm going I'm going meat sauce."

7:39 I didn't end up eating that pasta. It was literally my emotional support pasta. Like emergency pasta. And I almost ate it and then she looked she goes "No

7:50 Johnny." No. My cutting dairy has been a lot more difficult than I thought. Wait,

7:55 I I haven't fully committed to it, but every day I try. Like in every day, you just like threw that on us.

8:02 Well, you had mentioned I have to cut stuff and then people are in my DMs like So every it's it's really conscious like at every meal you're like maybe

8:10 maybe not the extra strategies. Yeah. So yesterday I was like, "Okay, I guess I won't get the the like American cheese omelette." But then I was like, "Is goat cheese dairy?" And they were like, "Yeah." And I was like, "Okay."

8:21 You're like, "I guess I won't get the cheese pizza." So I was supporting goats. Um, and so then I got eggs with no cheese, which was like painful.

8:30 Yeah. Meat, potatoes, and pancakes. Turns out pancakes have dairy, and the butter I put on the dairy. So we're walking somewhere. I [ __ ] myself. Not like you guys not like full on. I know we have to explain on the pod what's there's definely there's a range that was just a regular like I stopped at by the way Italy great place

8:51 great bathrooms for bathrooms. Um and then centrally located this today for lunch I was like

8:59 I got like chicken with a side of sweet potatoes. So healthy. So boring. And then I got like a kale salad. Ate it. It was a kale Caesar. Like dairy keeps finding me. It finds me. And at this point, it sounds like it's not my business.

9:13 Well, I'm not like I agree. I'm not getting crazy with if I if I turn into someone that's like, I'm sorry, I can't have the Caesar dressing. Just shoot me. Like truly,

9:22 I know, but I guess the whole point of like cutting dairy is like a actually it is just something we talk about complain.

9:30 I ordered pasta and they were like, "Do you want a side of ricotta?" Mhm. And I was like, "Yes, you can't eat it without like just rules. Like you can't the rules of life.

9:41 You gota I It's very simple. It's We're not arguing our ancestors. If they're offering it, we're taking it.

9:49 So, do you want my great grandma to roll over in her grave, be haunted by her ghost?

9:53 Okay. So, did you eat before your Carnegie Hall show? You looked actually so extremely fit.

10:02 Thank you. I'm going to be honest with you guys. Um it's not as epic. It's not, but I I would appreciate some rumors. Um I after reality TV was super depressed for three years and couldn't work out

10:15 and that'll do it. That'll do it. So I um the way my body works is just that like I've always been an active kid.

10:25 Go make me chase a ball. Like I'm just an active person. So like when I wasn't working out at all, my body like really was upset.

10:32 And now I'm like back on my body's norm. Yeah. Where my body was like we'll show you. just follow us.

10:40 So, my body was like mad at me, but I was like, I can't get myself to like have hope in the gym.

10:44 Yeah. So, now you've been like, well, I'm doing better. I'm doing Pilates. So, it's more like finding out what works for your body.

10:50 And how do you feel in Capri and a heel on a stage? Okay. Thank you for your inspiration, your belief in me, your seal of approval before I went out on stage. All those things were important. They're these Norma Camali capries that are like soft so you don't feel like sausaged in but also stretchy enough that you're like

11:12 all of her stuff is very comfortable. Good. So it was normal kamali and the heels for sometimes a heel I can tolerate.

11:20 So it was good. I felt good. It looked phenomenal. How did it feel to show up to a green room with me and not have to put in any labor on stage?

11:28 I loved it. I loved everything. At first I was like is she only having FOMO? No. I had zero fun.

11:34 But you looked so happy, calm, cool. You're laughing, slapping your knee. My only gripe with you is

11:43 what's your like rider in green rooms? What are you like training for an iron man? Like the protein bars and Gatorade. I was like, where's the meat and cheese? Where's Where's the fresh fruit platter?

11:58 I should have a fresh fruit platter. No, Diet Coke. We we were all so thirsty for a diet coke. I was like, "Surely she put diet cooks on her rider. That would be insane."

12:08 Not to be so cheap, but I found out that your rider I thought they just got you.

12:14 A Lucy burner. Turns out. No, it's No. Turns out it comes out of my pocket. What's in the rider?

12:20 You didn't know that? I didn't know that because I cuz a rich cracker is not on the top of my list to be concerned.

12:28 Oh, that's so valid. I also just when you do it every day, if I have a meat and cheese platter every night,

12:35 it starts to be like too I get swollen. Yeah. Um and that's my burden to bear. But I apologize. There's also no alcohol.

12:43 Well, oh, I didn't even like care about that. It was more like I poorly planned. I was like

12:50 I could have done a shakuderie board if I had like any respect for the people coming to visit me.

12:53 Well, that's what I thought. I thought you would host in some capacity. Pasta for me just sitting there. and and a and a room full of people complimenting you. I was like, "Okay, what are we wrapping this portion of? What is going on?" You know, it's also so selfish. Like, obviously, I knew I was going to your green room and like you were going to have other friends and your family there, but when I get in a room with you and I haven't had alone time with you, I feel very disconnected.

13:22 I actually was getting a little anxiety cuz I was like, "Can we have a second?"

13:25 I was like, "Stop talking. I just saw my friend. We haven't even given each other the first five minutes of gossip.

13:34 Imagine me being like, "Hey, uh, fam, give me a second. We have to talk some I feel like I You want to know what it felt like? It felt like you invited me to your birthday party sleepover, but you had already transferred schools and so now you're in a new school and you have all new friends and like you invited me and it was like, "Hey, we didn't really like get to hang, but like just know that I support you."

13:54 Literally, that's what it was. Like I looked at you and you I was like, "Are you Oh my god, are you okay?" And you're like, "Yeah, I'm good." I'm like, "Okay."

14:00 And then I found a seat in the corner and I drank my water and I just like I minded my own business.

14:05 I know this sounds so weird, but I actually don't like when it's like all about me.

14:12 No, it's a little Stop it. It's okay. I know. It's a little uncomfortable. No, it's I get that. It's like once everyone was there, I was like, "Okay, now I feel a little

14:21 Well, because there is a pressure of being like is do you need anything?" Even though like you're going out to do this thing and it should be like you should be the calm one, but

14:32 listening before the show, I actually was like thinking about a lot of things and I was like, "Oh, I have to go on

14:36 and like Nana was missing at one point." Like just like minor things, small details.

14:42 She is swift. You take your eye off her for a second, she's down. the loser. There's two types of people on Thanksgiving.

14:52 People who turkey trot and people who turkey rot. We don't have to say who we are.

14:58 Who we are, but turkey try that's a you have to get born into that. I don't think you choose

15:04 to be a turkey. That's something from your lineage. Yeah. You didn't know that you couldn't and like you just think that's what people do. If you don't even know what a trick shot is, is like you're running a 5K. If I married into a turkey trot family,

15:17 divorce would be a mess. Immediate divorce, dismissal of this whole I know what you would do. At first, you'd say you have a stomach ache, and that would work the first year. The second year, you would say you have an eye infection, and they were like, you could still run with eye infection. And you were like, it's in my leg.

15:31 And then third year, I'd be like, I have a family of my own. I have to go. I have a family emergency. And they're like, we are your family. And you're like exactly.

15:40 This segment is sponsored by Tito's Handmade Vodka. One thing about me on Thanksgiving, and this may come as a surprise, but I don't help. The beginning of Thanksgiving, not my business. I'm on the couch. My dad has made me a wintertime cocktail. I'll help clean up after, but the before nonsense, none of my business.

15:58 See, I do help by not being involved. Cuz I would just things would go ary and my mom knows that and she goes, "You want to help me? Get out of the kitchen."

16:06 Yeah. You want to help me, leave me alone. And I grab my cocktail and I say, "Of course." And if you need me for comedic relief, I will be just in the other room.

16:14 My personality will be there if you need it. You just give me a call. But you know when you need like personality breaks on Thanksgiving, like you just sit in the bathroom for like 10 minutes like

16:24 Yeah. And Titos really gets us because that's why they launched a turkey rot. And this is for all the people that don't want to trot

16:30 and they want to rot with a cocktail. You have community. Yeah. We're here for you.

16:38 Or you can wake up, run, and then lay down and rot. You could do both. Two for one.

16:43 I do have to say a lot of turkey trots are for charity, which like I support them. But I love that Tito's Handmade Vodka is doing a turkey rot that gives back to charity. They're teaming up with Meals on Wheels America. We're obsessed with you guys. So, however you do Thanksgiving, whether you're trotting or you're rotting, or a little bit of both, make it a turkey rot. Register for free now at titosvodka.com/turkeyrot. Titos is kicking off with a $500,000 donation to Meals on Wheels America. And for every Turkey Rot registration, they'll add $5 up to a million dollar.

17:18 Go Titos. Tito's Handmade Vodka is distilled and bottled by Fifth Generation Incorporated, Austin, Texas, 40% alcohol by volume saver responsibly. This sponsored segment was brought to you by Tito's Handmade Vodka and Acast Creative Studios. I have a funny story and I'm not gonna name names, but there's like this really cool Tik Tocker,

17:39 okay, who's t taking taken a liking to me and I don't know why and I don't really know them that well, but like other people their age, like Jenz knows them well and

17:50 she just like loves my comedy and I'm like this is so cool. So she'll randomly text me like, "Do you want to go out tonight?" And I was like, "Oh my god, no. say,

18:03 "Oh my god, thank you so much." And not at all. When they first ask, "Are you in New York City?" [clears throat] You say, "Yes."

18:07 Oh, I think that should be an illegal text. Tell me the reason. First of all, how dare you texting someone and immediately asking them for their location,

18:20 unless your name are Kim and Gary. Get out of my phone. Get out of my phone. Are you in New York City? It's like, okay, you're about to rob me?

18:28 Yeah. Like, for what? For what? So I'll be like, "Yeah." And they're like, "Do you want to go out tonight?" And then I have to get into like deep lies. But anyway, so she's been like so nice trying to get me to hang with her. I'm like, "Who did she think I am?" Yeah.

18:39 But it's fine. Whatever. You can imagine if she was like, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I thought you were Hannah. I'm binder.

18:49 She just got that Instagram. My mistake. Go about your night, whatever you're doing with your cat.

18:54 They're both your comedy, but honestly, gorgeous redheads. Both really funny. don't want to hang out with both of you.

19:01 So, I get a random cold call FaceTime from her. Yeah. So, Jenzy in my motherly energy. I'm like, she's she's in trouble. Like, she's in trouble. I'm like, if she had to go to this part in her phone, like something bad's happened.

19:16 She's in jail. Her phone's cracked. She could only get to the H's in her contact list. Yeah.

19:20 Or maybe she couldn't tell her family. She's hiding something. She's And I'm just like in a hotel room in like Maine.

19:26 Yeah. You're like, "Fuck it." and she's just like, "Hey." Yeah. And she's like, "I just saw your new tour dates. It's like I have to come to your show." And I'm like, "I would love for you to come to my show." And we're like randomly just like talking and it like feels I'm like, "Okay, do I have a new best friend?"

19:41 Yeah. And then she says I say something and I'm like, "Well, yeah, my husband." She goes,

19:46 "People don't know that I'm married." Like outside of the gigglers, no one knows I'm married. So it's like, "No one knows." So she goes, "You're married?" And she goes, "How old are you?" Jenny and I and I sense the the tide shaking a little and I feel I'm starting to feel a little exposed.

20:04 She's like, "Sorry, the phone's breaking up." You're like, "We're on FaceTime."

20:08 And I [gasps] go, "Babe, I'm I'm 34." And she goes, "What? What?" Like she saw the light in her eyes like she literally

20:19 Hannah like And I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't lie to her. It's not my fault. I I give young energy.

20:25 Yeah. You're like, "Sorry for and she looks at me and there's like an awkward silence and I'm just like honestly I felt like I disappointed her." Like I don't know what. And she just goes, "Dad ass. I thought you were 27." I said, "First of all, don't say dead ass to me again."

20:40 She goes, "I thought you were 27." And I go, "You kiss your mother with that, Mom?"

20:44 I go, "What did we say about using bad words?" "It is past your curfew, babe." So for a second, I'm like, "Wait, that's amazing. She thought I was 27,

20:53 but that's honestly and you can end the year end the year on a high. But she goes, "I literally thought you were 27." And I'm like, "That explains why she's been texting me to like hang out all the time." And she's like young, like younger than 27. So then I'm I'm like, "Yeah." And then the conversation kind of faded a little and she's like, "Okay, like talk to you later." And I'm like, she's not going to text me.

21:15 She's like, "Hope you remember all your meds today. Bye." She's like, "Have fun at water aerobics. She's like, "I'll share your content with my grandma. She'll probably like it too.

21:30 Good luck with having jello for for dessert." So, anyway, I was like literally cool for a second. I didn't realize it and then I [ __ ] it up. But this is the thing. Do we start lying about our age when young people want to hang out with us?

21:43 No. Well, yeah. If anything, we go older. That is not something I want to get involved in.

21:49 This moment where she literally was like, "Ew." And then she also was like, "You're older than the oldest guy I've ever hooked up with." And I was like, "Wait till I tell you about my husband. Wait till I see my husband." [snorts]

22:03 Get off the call. And I felt like cuz look, we we are getting older and I don't talk about it a lot and like

22:09 I love getting older. Yeah. Um No. But like having a young person gag at you just for being you was like a little disheartening. No, not to take it on like a serious note, but like when women get married and have children, you are looked at completely different by every single person in the world. Like all of my mom friends all went through identity crisises, if not still going through it. Like, sorry, it really like no matter what, you're now you're just your mom, your mom, your wife. Ew, you're dis you're like disregarded. Like it changes your

22:51 I don't tell people I'm married. One to protect the brand and two because it's kind of a social experiment to see like how they treat me. And then once I tell them I'm married, they always go, "You don't seem like you're married." But that's also funny. It's like, "So what do married people seem like?"

23:05 Yeah. Well, we don't make [ __ ] jokes on stage. Well, we we've we don't make like our significant others ever our personality. Like you've never posted even before you got married. You never posted a boyfriend. I never posted a boyfriend on Instagram. Like even when I had one like it's not we're just like a little bit different I feel like in that. So like we desenter men but it doesn't mean we don't want to have sex with them, you know? Like there was shoot I forget what video it was but it was similar to my like opening Netflix joke where I was like I not afraid of aging. Like I can't wait till age I'm uncnappable. Yeah.

23:43 Like how you walk down the street and you know no man is going to try to like tie you up and put you in a van and some lady was like, "I can't wait to get men won't want to have sex with me." Like sounds like a [ __ ] dream. Like don't tempt me with a good time.

23:58 Sounds like a quiet night. It sounds like a quiet easy life. So, it's like desentering also the idea of like that getting older means that like people don't It's good if people don't want to hang out with you.

24:13 I love it. It's like I'm so happy to get to this point in my life. Well, in your 20s, you can't get out of plans. Like I have to say like I'm like violently ill or like have a migraine. We're in my 30s. I could just be like

24:23 I'm 30. Sorry. I'm 34. I can't go out. No. I literally, my girlfriend asked me to hang out like with her husband like two weeks ago and I literally texted her back and I'm like, "Katie, I'm so sorry. I have to sleep." And she's like, "No, stay no more." She's like, "No, take a night and sleep." I'm like, "I can't."

24:39 Me, too. When we're touring like or just existing, I have only so much time in New York City. I'm like, "Oh, I have to see my family."

24:47 Yeah. It's not even about balancing a social life anymore. It's like, "Sorry, I have to call my mother. I haven't talked to it.

24:55 Wait, I have another gripe with the younger generations. And this isn't even Gen Z. It's the ones below that.

25:03 I don't ever want to get mixed up with them ever. So, the worst thing that can ever happen on your Tik Tok algorithm is when it gets into this weird funky algorithm where all the videos you have to read them.

25:14 Oh, no. It's the worst. Especially for you. It's like a girl. It's like a girl like dancing and then it's all these white letters and I'm like, "Oh, where do I even start?" But I kept getting the same one like over and over. And these girls were young and it would start out like if you told me you cheated on your if my best friend told me she cheated on her boyfriend, he would be my next call, but y'all ain't ready for that conversation. And I'm like I could I had to like reread it because I'm like I don't

25:47 I was saying she would take the boy side. So then I like keep getting them and like written in different ways and I'm like looking in the comments

25:54 now it's a sign. Like now you're like I like wait a minute. What are you idiots saying?

26:00 You're [gasps] like carry the one. So basically, Gen Alpha is saying that like they have this like really random morality like superiority complex, but they're basically saying that if you're best friend cheats on her boyfriend and she tells you and you don't tell on her

26:19 and you remain her friend, like you're a bad person. Yes. Okay. First of all, when a a woman cheats on a man, there's a reason. Totally.

26:32 He deserved it. Yeah. When a man cheats on a woman, that was him having an impulsive, [ __ ] up mistake, and you can never trust him again. Those are two very different situations.

26:41 Hannah, you could call me and say, "I've just murdered exactly one, two, eight people." And I would literally say your best friend for life. Like what?

26:53 You know what? I would be like, "What did they do to you? Just tell me." And they could literally be like, "Oh, they like honked at me when I was walking across the street." like, "Kill that guy.

27:01 Kill that [ __ ] guy." Like, I'm so shocked. And then I then obviously because like I got looked through the comments, then I started getting more videos about it and it was all millennials being like, "You guys are fucked."

27:14 Also, it's not cheating when you're 13. But well, that was the other thing I was going to say. You guys are like in college. Also, cheating on your boyfriend when you're 22. Like, oh, get a [ __ ] grip. Like, who cares? It's like everyone comes in with a like hometown boyfriend or girlfriend and then you cheat on them and then you learn that you

27:30 aren't in love with them and going to marry them, right? Obviously, if we're talking about like people are married, you're having full on a like that is like a completely different situation.

27:40 But in your like early 20s, I just couldn't imagine my friend calling me and saying anything and me calling her boyfriend. What I've learned

27:51 or like me acting like I'm better than her. What I've learned is I don't take action when it comes to other people's relationships. I'll ask questions. I'll talk it through. I'll be a soundboard for them, but like you don't know what's going on.

28:04 And I can vouch for you. Thank you. You don't know what going is going on behind closed doors. as a friend as a as your friend where you helped me through like so many relationships. I've never known your actual feeling toward any man that I've dated unless I really really was like give me like your deepest feeling about this person. But you you're so right. You're very like inquisitive and you're like and do you think that sounds normal? Like you're very like a teacher would do it. Truth is, you can't tell someone how they should feel and then also I don't know how you should feel. Like, so I'm actually also trying to get more information about it to be like,

28:45 do I have enough evidence to support my hypothesis? You know what I mean? Like I have a hypothesis. [snorts]

28:50 I have just like a moment that I get like is burnt in my brain and I don't even know what we were talking about, but I remember we were sitting in a car.

28:58 All our memories are in and you looked at me and you go, "And do you think that's normal? Like it was such an obvious question.

29:10 Well, you know when your friend starts asking you crazy [ __ ] that you have to be like whoa whoa. I feel like this is a little this is a little bit too in the weed. [gasps]

29:20 But that's also like Yeah. You can't force someone to think a type of way. You want to make them feel like it's their decision.

29:27 That's the deal with men. Also, if my best friend, if I'm 19 years old and my best friend calls me and she's like, I cheated on my boyfriend last night. First, I'm getting all of the tea. Yeah. Like, what?

29:37 Yeah. So, these kids can't even gossip. Did you have fun? Like, what did you meet him? What happened? Like, what?

29:44 What was the move? I also Insane. The kids are insane these days. Well, they're also saying the kids aren't having sex, so no one's cheating on anyone. What? What is it? Holding hands.

29:54 Well, they're going to have no friends either. Yeah. What? It's like, okay, do you want to [ __ ] him?

29:59 Mhm. I don't think you should ever talk to your best friend's boyfriend. Um, unless it's necessary.

30:09 Yeah. Unless you're getting evidence. Unless you're like prying. Unless you're stuck in a third wheel situation.

30:15 I think if me and Dez have ever had a one-on-one convo. You like just got each other's numbers. But you guys are

30:20 We just met. You're too powerful together. Like your energies are too similar. were so Scorpio that I was like leaving Hannah's thing and I was walking past Dez and like said hi or said bye and then I was like oh I should hug Dez but we both were like should we hug both were like not about the hug and

30:40 it was making me laugh so much cuz you were my two prickly grumpy babies and I just wanted to

30:45 to squeeze you both and we sat next to each other the whole time feel like you were watching your daughter

30:51 in the same position. No. Well, it was so funny because people would come in and they'd be like, "Oh, Hannah's husband Dez." And I'm like, "Okay, well, I'm with her like probably the same amount, if not more. I'm her partner." Like I was in being introduced as your like your podcast partner and I was like, "It's more than that.

31:10 It's my partner. You could just say partner." Husband. You don't need to put podcast in there. This is her husband, but I'm her partner.

31:18 Just podcast. That's like [ __ ] up. That's so [ __ ] up. Okay. Okay. Also, did you see what my friend Haley Bieber posted?

31:29 No. She posted crazy nails. I didn't see it. What were they? Everyone was different. Different colors. I think there was a fish involved.

31:38 It's so You guys, but no, but I'm like worried for our nation. Like, I think it's a recession indicator that Bieber is going nuts on the nails. I mean, I also don't want her to like enable me like that. Like don't open up the floodgates because then I'll start getting like crazy. This was me trying to be restrained. Also, I need to get my nails done. They've grown out. Well, like when Haley does something, I feel like everyone does it. So, do you think all the girls are going to go nutso now with like 3D nails?

32:08 I mean, I think like nail art has been like having a moment for a while. I think and I think it is like such a fun like easy way to express yourself, but I for me personally like I can see something just so much before I'm like see you.

32:23 Yeah. And like when things are super busy and you're looking down like then it makes my brain. I hate a pattern. Like your sweater right now is like actually making me nauseous. Like what in the Blu-ray DVD screen is this goddamn cardigan? I've been literally wanting to ask since we sat down. Where did you find this cardigan?

32:46 Um, it's vintage Mason. Oh, is it? Okay. Can you apologize to Mason? No, because

32:53 it's not your your favorite word. No, I can't. I can't apologize to them. I don't like patterns either, unless it's a sweater. This looks like if you put on 3D glasses, they would do something cool.

33:04 This looks like right when you're about to throw up what you see. This looks like third tequila shot. When you start to fall

33:17 when a guy tries to kiss you and you don't know what he looks like, this is what you see.

33:21 Yeah. Um, what were we just saying? We were talking about nails. [gasps] Um, speaking of crazy [ __ ] though, have you seen Pluribabus?

33:32 No. Do you know what a Pluribabus is? No. Neither do I. It's a new show on HBO.

33:38 It's like it's like in the severance spot. Okay. And it was by the Breaking Bad guy.

33:44 Sorry. This is all like male stuff that I heard like not on purpose, but I'm repeating it.

33:48 Um, it already is like 100% Rotten Tomatoes. It's a really cool like I don't want to say sci-fi because I don't want to freak people out because it's about like normal people. Okay.

33:56 But it's like a little apocalyptic. It's a little bit about like some disease that happens in the world and it changes everyone's perspective about things.

34:04 I've been watching the new Dakota Fanning show. What is it? It's on Peacock and it's called All Her Fault and it's like eight episodes. It's like a mystery like thriller but it's really good. The girl from Successions in it.

34:19 Oh, cool. I love it. And I love Dakota. No, I love Dakota. No, she's everything.

34:24 People don't talk about like she's been famous her whole life. People don't talk about how hard it is to

34:33 to be famous with bangs. People can't even see your face when you're famous. Like that's iconic.

34:38 But to like have that long of a career, like she's been working consistently. Yeah.

34:44 Since she was like six. Yeah. And her sister. Yeah. Who's her sister? Her sister is L. Fanning and she's in like all different I'm a big Fanning twin fanning sister's fan.

34:57 Dakota's sister is not El Fanning. Yes. Dakota Fanning is El Fanning sister. They're different people.

35:04 Yeah, they're sisters. Dakota Fanning and El Fanning are sisters. Yeah, but Dakota Johnson is who you're talking about.

35:10 No, I'm talking about Dakota Fanning. We've been talking about the wrong Dakota the whole time.

35:15 No, you have. What? I was like Dakota Johnson the whole time. Yeah, you're stupid. I keep hearing it. You can you can get on the spot. All you say is that I can't read and everyone thinks I'm the dumb one. But in fact, you're sitting here with a laser pointer sweater and you can't differentiate Dakota.

35:36 I do have to say to defend you, you are dumb. But then sometimes you say [ __ ] that's so smart it like freaks me out.

35:45 And that's my superpower. Just when I like Yeah. Just when you think you've got me figured out, I hit you with some type of SAT word or something. And I'm like, okay, she's [ __ ] knows what's going on. She's just pretending. Um, okay. Sorry. I was like, I guess Dakota Johnson's been around a long time.

36:05 Well, Dakota Johnson, that's why you were like, what are you talking about? You know, Dakota Johnson is related to the Rock Johnson.

36:13 No way. I was just kidding. But no, L Dakota Dakota Fanning. Yeah. She took a break.

36:21 Yeah. Which by the way, love. Recommend it for everyone. I wonder why. And I'm so happy she's back. Like a Hillary Duff.

36:29 Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. Like her and Hillary Duff, they've never been like in the media like they're drug addicts. They're party. They're

36:37 behind the scenes. I'm just kidding. They're just they've had very good reputations. It is cool though to be like I'm going to take a break and then whenever you feel like it be like okay I'm going to go be a Hollywood star.

36:47 Yeah. Again. But like she Well, that's just like talent. She's talent. Dakota Fanning was like a freak genius. Do you remember War of the Worlds?

36:55 You didn't even know who she was two seconds ago. Now you're going to quiz me on what on world the world.

37:02 Wait, she has bangs. So that's why I got away with that comment. They both did. Yeah,

37:06 they both have bangs. Okay. Okay. Anyho, speaking of bangs, wait, I didn't even say what I was going to say about them because we got into this whole tangent. Oh my god, Hannah, you always do this.

37:18 Okay, Dakota and Ella Fanning did this did like one of those Vanity Fair lie detector things and I just feel like we have to do one of those.

37:26 No, like any any buddy comedy that we haven't done seems like an attack on us. Yeah, like we have to do that.

37:33 So, anyway, that was all I wanted to say. It could be like a Hannah and Paige try new things and it's just lie detectors and

37:38 it's just us asking the most what's your social security number. Yeah, we just ask each other like stupid questions like did you really like my outfit that time that you said that you did?

37:47 Well, we know what the answer and like show me a picture like it's just like funny things that you want to know from your friend that you'll never buy a lie detector.

37:55 I don't think so. I don't know. I feel like I know a guy. I'm sure there's some girlfriend somewhere that has looked into it and has been you been like, you know what?

38:07 Oh my god. Okay, so I I had a moment and I was like in the city and I was like, I want to bring back my street interviews for one night with the boys.

38:16 And you know what question I asked them? Have you ever gone through a girl's phone?

38:21 Phenomenal question. Is that crazy? Cuz like I've never been around a guy and I'm like they're not going through my phone. Mhm.

38:28 For some reason, I'm like, they don't know how to. Yeah. But the men, I got a wide variety of answers. A lot of them were like, "No, I don't know how to open a phone." And then some were like, "Yeah, but girls are smart. They're not just leaving their texts that obvious."

38:44 One guy was like, "This girl had it in her Gmail." And then it was a whole thing.

38:48 Well, guys would never go in at first because they would never want that coming back onto them where then you could go in theirs.

38:54 They're not going to They're not that stupid. They're not even opening that can of worms. They're not even broaching the subject.

39:01 That's like Lily Allen when she was like, "I looked at a photo and the way you took it back from me. I knew you cheated on me." Like that's the most girl [ __ ] ever.

39:10 Yeah. Girls go by pure vibes. When you looked at his phone, he took it back. The technique and the rushing.

39:16 I've seen profile pictures and been like guitar and been like spot on. I'm like, "Yep." And that's that's exactly his type. Like it's crazy. I've been listening to the Lily album.

39:27 Wait, have you ever gone through a phone? This is so embarrassing. I've never gone through a phone.

39:32 It's not embarrassing. That's probably like the right way to be. You like you like

39:37 two types of girls. Girls who like get off on going through a phone versus Yeah,

39:41 I did have one guy back in the day. You like respect privacy. I don't respect privacy. I just respect like

39:48 where like if you're dating me, sorry, you live in Russia. It's my rules. There's zero privacy. any money you make has to go immediately to me. And like

39:58 early on with Dez, like our second time hanging out, he was, this is so not to age him, but like he showed me the New York Times cross puzzle on his phone and he was like getting all of them. I'm like, how do you know all these 80s references? And he's like, I do. So like then he would every like couple hours if we're on the phone, he would give me his phone to play the New York Times game because it was a subscription model. I was going to pay $6 a month for a game that I wasn't good at, right? So, like early on in our relationship, I always had his phone and there's something like hot about that. Yeah. And there's something hot about like not I think it's cuz like you kind of like the the drama a little more than me.

40:37 A little I love it. I thrive on it. I really want to be like I go looking for problems.

40:45 I did have a guy that I did think had had a drug addiction. So, I could I could have figured it out for I knew when he his phone would go off late at night, it was his drug dealer.

40:55 So then I just looked at him. I was like, "Is there a drug dealer calling you?" Like I didn't even look at it. And he was like, "Yeah." And I was like, "Okay." But I need to go through his phone

41:02 cuz no girl's calling him at 2 p.m. He was passed out high. Like I've I've cracked iPhones. I've cracked iPads. I've gotten computer passwords. I've blocked people from other people's phone. Like I've done it all. And do you want to know one thing I'll say? I don't regret a single second of it.

41:22 This is my question. After you see something you didn't want to see. Yeah. How quickly do you address it or do you even address it?

41:28 Totally situational. It all depends. Really, what's going through my mind that point is like you are a witch. You knew exactly what you were coming to look for. You knew it was there. You just needed the evidence. I'd love to be someone that's like super strategic. I'm trying like I haven't even done it in so many years.

41:45 Do you see it and then you go, "Okay, we're broken up. It depends on what it is. It depends on my menration week. Like there's so many factors. I wish I could be someone that could like sit in it and be like, "Let me plan how I'm like like approaching this, but I'm not. I'm one of those people that's like found it, screenshotting it from like my own phone or sending it to myself and then immediately being like,

42:15 "Do you have something to tell me? Yeah, I'll [ __ ] kill you." We're doing the whole Yeah. Like,

42:19 "Do you want to tell me something?" Yeah. And he's like, "How'd you find out? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it."

42:24 No, I'm very open. I went through your phone, you dumb [ __ ] And I'll go through it again. My favorite thing though would be when people when men would be like, "You don't respect my privacy." I'M LIKE, "AND YOU DON'T RESPECT MY VAGINA." LIKE, WHAT are we talking about here? What are you, the FBI and this is I'm leaking your data? Shut up. No, I don't respect your privacy. basically saying you don't respect me cheating and it's like yeah I don't respect you cheating

42:50 and be better at it like what I not to be all like oh but I feel like the second I feel like I need to look at his phone it's over

42:56 yeah but I love the adrenaline my favorite story you ever told was how you say when you when you look through a guy's phone I have to sh

43:05 you have to [ __ ] yourself she cuz we were talking about laxative I have to do it in a bathroom

43:08 I was like standup comedy is a laxative running's a laxative and you're like going through someone's phone you have to do it on the toilet

43:14 your body just Your body thinks there's a lion chasing you and it needs to reject every all your inerts.

43:20 If I could give one piece of advice, if you're constipated, go through a guy's phone.

43:24 And yeah, go through a man's phone, but make sure you're doing it in a bathroom.

43:27 I was thinking how back in the day guys got in trouble a lot or girls with Facebook messaging

43:33 cuz people would leave their face they wouldn't log out. So you could if you go on your computer

43:38 Yeah. their page would could be could be up. So people got in trouble with Facebook messaging a lot.

43:42 Yes. I've caught someone on Facebook messaging. Yeah. But then nowadays, um, Instagram is [ __ ]

43:48 Well, you know what my favorite used to be and Instagram took it away. You could see like the people.

43:54 Yeah. I could have solved multiple murders. A man took that down. Yeah. A man at Meta was like, "Hey,

44:04 this isn't working out for me anymore." Kept my life going for college. Women in Meta were fighting for that to stay. That was crazy. That was my favorite feature of all time.

44:14 That's why you weren't going to classes. You were just refreshing to see his activities

44:18 and see his moves. Also, are guys [ __ ] stupid. Yes. I mean, what? Also, if your man ever commented a fire emoji, I don't care if he was single. If he's commenting fire emojis on

44:33 girls photos that have like over 300,000 followers based on their hotness, I don't trust him. You know what's funny is I've actually never dealt with this. I feel like because I would I would feel like we were a little bit too old. Maybe like I've never dealt with a boyfriend that's followed like a bunch of like Instagram models or like even like a lot of girls in general,

44:58 but I feel like my TikTok I get a lot of girls being like it's embarrassing. Guys don't see it. Guys don't get what we're saying when we say like unfollow these girls or you're liking these girls pictures. how like it's so embarrassing for us [clears throat]

45:12 and that I would not be able to deal with because it is embarrassing. Yeah. Because it may it tells like other girls he's saying like yeah I could be persuaded at any time.

45:24 Yeah. I also I think with the Tik Tok feed I was laughing though. Like I'd rather a guy fully have just like boobs all over his algorithm than him having just like alpha male red pill type stuff.

45:37 Oh yeah. you're high value man. Like a phrase like that. Like if it's all that I'm like I need a guy to have some boobs on the explore page just that they know that

45:46 just to know they're alive. Just to know the blood. People get mad like, "Oh, there's like a hot girl." I'm like, "Yeah, TikTok knows he's straight." Like that's all I want.

45:55 Yeah. I want that and like some sports [ __ ] Yeah. I just want like a man talking about

46:02 that and like Stephen A. Smith's voice somewhere. I'm like all good. We're good. You're straight. I'm happy. Perfect.

46:10 Yeah, because this is the thing. If you tell them not to occasionally stop at a like we've all had weirder things on our algorithms like vacuum [ __ ] just cuz you watched it an extra like six seconds.

46:20 So like don't get mad at that. What do you want him to watch? Nothing. Nothing. I want [clears throat] to stare into to the [ __ ] ceiling.

46:30 I want him to read more. Read. I listen to all of Lilian's album on the plane. And it's such a different experience when you're like in your headphones just sitting in it.

46:40 Holy [ __ ] That's an incredible album. And I've never been cheated on. And you felt Did you feel like Justice?

46:47 You've never been cheated on? Not that I have. Separate thing. I know. Not that I know of.

46:52 That's why you're so trusting. That's why you're so caring and you believe that everyone has a good side.

47:02 I know. That wasn't my trauma for this lifetime. It wasn't your cross to bear. It wasn't my cross to bear. They were like, "You're good." And the

47:10 Okay. Well, it seems as though I was a [ __ ] up person in my last life. I don't relate to you. No. Um, but the Lily Allen stuff, it's more I like that every song was like different. I love that she had a perspective. Um,

47:27 how many songs in her album? It's like 14 and they're all good. Wow. Is she our age? How old is she?

47:33 Which age are we talking? me when I'm 27. No, like our our I think she's 40. Biological age.

47:39 I think she's 40. Okay. But again, what I love about her is too is she just was like,

47:43 I'm gonna just be it girl right now. Yeah. She's like, I'm coming back and I'm actually going to do it. I'm going to be famous again.

47:48 It just shows you one day you could literally not be doing what you love and the next day you can be. And by what you love, it's just singing about men who hurt you.

47:55 Life takes twists and turns. Exactly. So, remember when I was like, I want a picture for Over My Bed, but I just want like a giggler. Yes,

48:05 I got tagged in eight million things. I I couldn't go through all of them. There's so first of all, there's so many talented gigglers. So, I'm looking through all the stuff. I'm on Instagram. I'm on Tik Tok. And I keep getting tagged in this one Tik Tok. So, I like click it and this girl, her name is Sophia. I'll put the picture in the newsletter and I'll put it on Giggly Squad and tag her so you guys can like look at her other art. It's perfect. She painted a girl with brown hair like laying in a bed and it's like blues and whites. I bought it. She mailed it to me and I hung it up and it's in my apartment and

48:43 that's that's women and the STEM. Yeah, women in STEM. Um, that's amazing, you guys. Within the giggler community, we can do anything.

48:50 This is also the craziest thing. Then I'm on a flight and my flight attendant was like friends with her sister. The gigglers are all connected and they're all over the world and it's scary.

49:02 They're all over the world but they also feel like it's just eight girls. No, literally. She's like, you know, Sophia. And I'm like, what? Who? Of course.

49:11 So, Alec Colbert, who I'm in the role with, just keeps making fun of like how the gigglers say hi to me. Yeah. How like it's not that they're not excited, they just like

49:19 look, they know me. Yeah. They're used to me was in the airport. They're just like, "Hey, Hannah, what's up?" And Alli's like, "I can't tell if you know them or you don't." And I'm like, well, I don't not.

49:28 Right. Like, I know who's a giggler and who's not. Yeah. And how the gigglers are just like, "Hey, h."

49:34 No. I was in the Toronto airport the other day and this one girl was like walking by me and she was like, "Her flight had just gotten cancelled to United States and she was going on a bachelorette party and she was like, "My flight got cancelceled and I can't go on my friend's bachelorette." And in my head, every giggler is my friend. I'm like, "Oh my god, you're so lucky."

49:54 I was like, "I'm sorry. I did not mean that. She's my sister." I was like, "I'm sure she's lovely. I'm sure you're looking forward to this trip."

50:05 That was also just you in your 30s. Like, any idea of a cancellation gets my heart fluttering.

50:10 I was like, "So, you're getting in an Uber to go back to your own apartment to get in the bath? Like, that's a dream." Um, no. But then I facetime then I like felt bad internally and I was like well why don't you FaceTime your friend and then we chatted

50:25 and now you're on the Bachelorette. Yeah. But that's my dream is to not have to go.

50:31 I saw this on Tik Tok. They say millennials when we're making a big purchase, we pull out the laptop.

50:39 Yeah. So even when I actually have to write a bit like an important email to write an email. Wait. See, I've gotten more used to like buying flights on my phone, like cuz you have your app. So, like I don't pull out my computer for like flights anymore.

50:54 But if it's a lot of flights, I do it on the computer, but one I'll do on my phone.

50:57 Yes. But if I have to write like Okay. Like earlier today, I had to write an email to my lawyer. And so I was like, I can't do it on my phone. I have to get my computer. Like I have to like sit down and type it. But I also feel like it's a flex sometimes with work stuff when I write like really [snorts] quick emails on my phone because it makes it seem like I'm running to meetings. Like in between meetings I'm not available like

51:22 Well, have you heard that thing where it's like the most successful people respond

51:25 respond to emails the fastest? I respond immediately. You really do. I do, but like not well, but I'm responding.

51:32 See, I'm like I'm so picky and choosy. Like there are some emails where like I'm immediately responding and then there's other ones where I'm like

51:40 well I respond and then it sits and eventually they're like does Paige have anything to say and I go you don't speak directly to her I will speak to her and then I sidear

51:49 my to-do list written down for when I saw you today is ask you about a particular email.

51:55 I'm like Hannah will know. Okay. I just go I'm the sidebar. Wait, Grace, when you make big purchases do you do it on your computer? But Grace is millennial.

52:06 Chris, do you? Yeah. Your computer. I'm taking an out to write an email. Yeah. You're a little millennial coded, too. Honestly, you guys been hanging with us.

52:14 They've been hanging out. They've lost their their edge. Chris is going to come in with like a cane. He's like, "This kid, they're so loud."

52:25 Oh god. Um, anyho, anyh who, I have one cat related story. Okay, that wasn't even the funny part, guys. See professional, you jenzie.

52:40 Okay. Do you remember we talked about how if you left the door open, your cat wouldn't run out?

52:46 Okay. Of like the house. Yeah. Yeah. Are you sure you're just saying that? Do I remember it? Not really.

52:53 I think like three weeks ago we talked about it. Okay. And then last week it was super windy at my house

53:00 and I wake up in the morning and Butter's normally like cuddled warm like on my shoulder and she's nowhere to be found and I'm like that's weird.

53:07 But you know I'm her derkling and scrolling. Eventually I get up and I walk out into the living room and there's like this wind and I realized one of the doors flew open

53:19 Yeah. into the backyard. So it was wide open with just winds coming through. So, I immediately had that moment where I'm like, "Oh my god, I have to cancel Pilates. I lost my cat."

53:29 Yeah. And then I like downstairs, like where upstairs? And I was like, "Oh." Then I reminded me of that conversation where you were like, "Cats are not dumb enough to just go outside." And I go, "There's no way butter." But it was open all night.

53:43 Yeah. All night. So then I just I go, "Let me just before I freak out." Yeah. Let's go to her.

53:51 We're going to go Let's make an appointment with Butter. Let's see if she's available right now.

53:56 You look under the bed. Yeah. So, I look under the bed. She's literally in the corner looking at me like, "Mom, shut that door. The door is open.

54:05 You're freaking me the [ __ ] out. I knew you couldn't be a homeowner. You literally suck at it. The door has been open all night." [gasps]

54:14 She's like, I'm not fixing it, but I don't want to be anywhere near that. Where's So anyway, Butter didn't didn't run away, which shows

54:22 she loves me or she's just smart. She's just smart. No, D. Like I'll open my door and I'll have it open for like an extended period of time cuz I'm like bringing in packages or like whatever and she'll just stand there and like peek out and be like, "Ew, you guys live disgusting out there."

54:37 There is a New York City culture though where some people let their cats occasionally go into the hallways in an apartment complex,

54:43 which I've dabbled in. Every now and then I'll be like, "Butter, I let her go out and then she runs in."

54:49 And there are other cats, but I don't know if they're ready to go. It's very love is blind, like that stays behind the door.

54:56 I don't trust that. Well, Deafy's still recovering from No. the summer and all the kittens she met.

55:04 The part of having a cat is that you don't have to deal with what dog people deal with, and that's people stopping and wanting to pet the dog, and then you have to small talk with that person. I don't [ __ ] think so. So, if my dog's r like roaming around the hallways and someone opens their door and they go in there, I'm not knocking on someone's door and being like, "Can I have my cat back?"

55:23 Have you ever had someone get mad at you for kind of like petting their dog even though their dog like jumped on you? Like some people's dogs will come up to you and then you'll be like, "Okay." And they'll be like, "Excuse me." And I'm like, "But your dog is humping my leg.

55:36 Your dog's talking to me." And Max, that's rude. Your dog called me by name. No, but I have.

55:43 It gets weird. No, but I'm gonna be honest. Like if a dog comes up to me and like jumps on me, if I think that dog is ugly, I'm backing up. If I think that dog is cute, I'm getting down and also reciprocating. I don't have equal love for all dogs.

55:58 You if the dog is cute, I'm I'm So if your dog jumps up on me and it's like bigger and ugly, I'm actually mad at you cuz I don't know you or your dog. So don't jump on me.

56:09 One thing I do like about dogs is some of them really make me laugh. Like you know when they look silly.

56:14 Yeah. And they're walking and they're just like goofy silly and they have like when they look human.

56:19 No, I don't like that's scary. Yeah. But sometimes they have like ugly like very ugly dogs really make me laugh and I feel bad cuz I'll start laughing at them. But I'm not like laughing like in their face. It's more like a like appreciation for them

56:31 for them being ugly. For them being so cute and happy. Yeah. Like sometime Yeah. You don't even know you're ugly.

56:37 They don't know how they look. That must be nice. Oh god. No. I can't talk about cats and dogs anymore because people get really upset.

56:45 Wait, no, but I think we really we did offend some people. We offended the dog.

56:49 No, I had a lot of girls in my DM being like, "Okay, but this is Samson." And I'm like, "I don't care." You know, I don't give a [ __ ]

56:56 It's funny because they know that they think that you're still turnable. See me? No messaging me about their dogs. We love all dogs and cats and animals and people, okay? We love them all. I'm It's saying

57:09 Merry Christmas. Um, wait. I know what your sweater looks like. It's been driving me nuts the whole time.

57:20 Wait, I know what it looks like, too. What What are you going to say? Who is that Halloween character?

57:27 That's like the Menace Child. Don't they wear like blue and red stripes? Chucky.

57:33 Chucky. Can you red hair? Can you Google the t-shirt that Chucky wears? Is it like red and purple? Yeah. God, it was literally driving me nuts.

57:46 And scene. And it's been a great week, Gigglers. Better luck next time. Also, side note, I'm going to Texas. Three shows this weekend. Austin, Houston Dallas.

57:57 So, get with it. Get with it. Love you. Bye.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Giggling about sleuthing, ugly sweaters, and age gaps"?

Hannah (Host), Paige (Host), Dez (Guest), Nana (Guest), Papa (Guest).

What is "Giggling about sleuthing, ugly sweaters, and age gaps" about?

The discussion centers on the lighthearted banter between friends as they navigate everyday topics like weather, personal grievances about seasonal changes, and the challenges of creativity. Through humor and relatable experiences, they explore themes of aging, artistic expression, and the quirks of life in New York City.

What is mentioned in this Giggly Squad episode?

6 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Meals on Wheels America, Pluribabus, All Her Fault, Breaking Bad, L. Fanning. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Giggling about sleuthing, ugly sweaters, and age gaps"?

The episode runs 58 min; the transcript is about 12,157 words in 338 timestamped sections.

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