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Giggling about sourdough, supplements, and sex scenes with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Giggling about sourdough, supplements, and sex scenes with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo", an episode of Giggly Squad published February 3, 2026 (54 min, about 10,328 words). It mentions 16 people, works and ideas, including Hannah Burner, Paige Dorbo, TikTok, Aquafor, Adam Sandler.

What this episode is about

Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo dive into a lighthearted conversation that humorously touches on personal experiences with health and beauty, including their thoughts on sourdough baking, the impact of wellness supplements, and the quirks of intimacy in their lives. The dialogue is filled with playful banter, candid confessions about beauty treatments like Botox, and comedic anecdotes that reflect their relatable struggles and everyday realities.

Key takeaways

  • Art and Wi-Fi are both about connection, but one won’t leave you buffering in existential dread.
  • Sneezing as a clear signal of readiness? A bold move—next, we'll use it for boardroom negotiations!
  • The disparity in health crises responses reveals how societal expectations play favorites, and it’s usually not women.
  • Epidemics of TikTok remedies: boiling down to self-care or inciting infectious litigation one Vick's at a time?
  • Queen Elizabeth I’s finger length was a beauty standard—time to start promoting hand modeling as the new influencer gig!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Hannah Burner, TikTok, Paige Dorbo, Botox
  2. – 10:00: Frontier, Hannah Burner, Delta
  3. – 20:00: Aquafor, Frontier, St. Louis
  4. – 25:00: TikTok, Poppy
  5. – 30:00: Adam Sandler
  6. – 35:00: Adam Sandler
  7. – 45:00: Paige Dorbo, TikTok

Notable quotes from "Giggling about sourdough, supplements, and sex scenes with Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo"

  • I just need you guys to know that Paige just sneezed and said, Okay, now we're cleared and ready to go.
    about Paige Dorbo · at
  • That cough. I needed that sneeze 20 seconds ago. Here's one thing before you tell your story. I'm obsessed with Botox. I got too much in my chin. I can't move my [ __ ] bottom…
    about Botox · at
  • You could also catch a football with one hand. as you guys know, I'm on tour without Paige fighting for my life.
    about Hannah Burner · at
  • Okay. It's green logo. Green is positivity, wealth. this will go well. Turns out also the Atlanta airport, the biggest airport, there's a north and a southern hemisphere.
    about Frontier · at
  • Mhm. You have to have the Aquafor balm stick for the winter because if you live in a cold climate, putting chapstick just on your lips isn't going to freaking cut it. So you.
    about Aquafor · at
  • You know how you know how we're always oh, sometimes you go and you watch a video and you're that was crazy. Let me check the comments. Everyone must think.
    about Poppy · at
  • And like what they're wearing. I'll take every style that this bag is in every color in the whole store. He walked out, he spent like $300,000 and bought all their bags.
    about Adam Sandler · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Hannah Burner — Person · Co-host · 3 mentions · first at
    Co-host and main storyteller in the episode; she recounts travel chaos, tour logistics, and reacts to Paige’s wellness/beauty routines and cultural commentary.
  • Paige Dorbo — Person · Co-host · 2 mentions · first at
    One of the two primary speakers; she’s sick during the episode and drives several tangents (beauty, wellness, shopping, tour updates) while bantering with Hannah.
  • Adam Sandler — Person · Referenced celebrity (anecdote subject) · 4 mentions · first at
    Used as a pop-culture anecdote about perceived class/appearance bias in luxury retail (Chanel) and as a comedic reference point (“I’m Adam Sandler”).

Companies & orgs

  • TikTok — Company · Referenced platform · 5 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a platform for sharing content and observing trends, including personal experiences shared on it.
    I saw a Tik Tok video and it was this girl being Why do we need sex scenes? They're like so intrusive.
  • Frontier — Company · Travel experience · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a challenging travel experience, highlighting airline service issues.
  • Delta — Company · Travel experience · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned briefly in the context of travel preferences.
    I was just going to say, are you flying Delta?

Products & tech

  • Aquafor — Product · Recommendation · 1 mention · first at
    Recommended as a balm stick for winter, especially when sick, with personal endorsement.
  • Botox — Product · Personal experience · 1 mention · first at
    Shared personal experience with Botox, including effects and personal satisfaction.
  • Uber Eats — Product · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in passing regarding ordering food, without promotional context.
    Are you still ordering Uber Eats? I swear to God.

Places & events

  • Charlotte — Place · Cancelled location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a cancelled tour location due to a storm.
    I was supposed to be I was supposed to be in Durham and Charlotte and Nashville, but they got cancelled because of the storm.
  • Durham — Place · Cancelled location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a cancelled tour location due to a storm.
    I was supposed to be I was supposed to be in Durham and Charlotte and Nashville, but they got cancelled because of the storm.
  • Nashville — Place · Cancelled location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a cancelled tour location due to a storm.
    I was supposed to be I was supposed to be in Durham and Charlotte and Nashville, but they got cancelled because of the storm.
  • Milwaukee — Place · Future location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a future tour location, indicating travel plans.
    Next week I'm going to be in Milwaukee and where else? Sorry, I'm blanking. Indianapolis. but I've had like pretty good travel up until this last weekend. I had one show in Atlanta.
  • Indianapolis — Place · Future location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a future tour location, indicating travel plans.
    Next week I'm going to be in Milwaukee and where else? Sorry, I'm blanking. Indianapolis. but I've had like pretty good travel up until this last weekend. I had one show in Atlanta.
  • St. Louis — Place · Future location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a future tour location, indicating travel plans.
    You're not doing well over here. We're not doing well. But anyway, I made it and I'm so excited for tour. St.

Sponsors

  • Poppy — Product · Sponsor · 1 mention · first at
    Promoted as a soda brand with various flavors, highlighted for its low sugar content and aesthetic appeal.

Full transcript with timestamps

You know, we're making art here. Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that [ __ ]

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. I just need you guys to know that Paige just sneezed and said, "Okay, now we're cleared and ready to go."

I can't even I have not been this stuff. Here's the thing. I'm If I was a man, I'd be like, "I'm dying. I have to go to the hospital." But because I'm a woman, I've worked full days. You know,

you're like, I'm working overtime. It's a Sunday. I had to like catch up on things. One thing I do want to say, and this is not an ad, Honest Company makes these tissues called Sniffer Soothers.

Oh, they've changed my whole life. I I love that you've become a flu influencer. You're on TikTok telling people to put Vick's bake vapor rub into their brain. By the way, you're going to get you're going to get sued. You can't just tell people to like stick Vick's vapor rub up their ass. There's going to be infection.

Wait, who is the company that emailed me and they were like, "Please stop." Who was that?

Oh, cuz you were saying you use something for a different thing. I feel like I lowkey have so much to say on this pod, but I like I can't get anything out. Okay. Should I start with a story?

Okay. Are you still ordering Uber Eats? I swear to God. Wow, that felt really good. I needed that cough. I needed that sneeze 20 seconds ago. Here's one thing before you tell your story. I'm obsessed with Botox. I got too much in my chin. I can't move my [ __ ] bottom lip. And I love it. I literally thought I was having a stroke last night. I was like, "Wait, is one side of my face drooping?" Nope. Allison just did a little bit too much in the chin, but I [ __ ] love it.

I'm obsessed. Did you get your chin before? Yeah, I did. Okay, so it's like a refill.

Well, I went back and like got some more done, you know, it was time for my check-in.

And she was like, "Did we hit your chin last time?" And I was like, "We did." And so she did it again. And I think maybe just like a like a a little bit too much because now my chin my bottom lip goes to one side. But

I'm like obsessed with it and I knew this was going to happen and now I'm like freeze my whole goddamn face.

Proceed with your story. If you're not on YouTube um watching, Paige's eyes are like all red and swollen, but her forehead is so perfect and shiny right now.

She looks gorgeous. I took a bath today. I washed up. I really needed it. Um I am going to blow my nose quickly.

Let's see your nose. You want to see my snipp as a flu influencer? How's the best way to blow your nose? Okay, she's taking her long fingers. Oh, she goes back and forth. She doesn't do one at a time. She goes but interesting.

Somebody tagged me in in a Tik Tok that said Queen Elizabeth I had like the longest fingers ever. I think they were like 3 in three and a half inches or something. And they became the beauty standard in England and everybody wanted long fingers.

People were getting finger extensions. Um, yep. They were like wearing gloves and all of this stuff. And so I just want to put that out there in the ether.

They were stuffing. They were stuffing their gloves. Wait, maybe you're her reincarnated.

Maybe that would make that would actually answer. It says that like if you have long fingers like

you're that girl. You're bossing people around. You're part of the bloodline. You could also catch a football with one hand. Um, as you guys know, I'm on tour without Paige fighting for my life. So, right now I'm in New York City. Okay. But I

Oh, okay. So, you're at home. I was supposed to be I was supposed to be in Durham and Charlotte and Nashville, but they got cancelled because of the storm.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that down there, they're like, "Freak out. Yeah, they can't go out."

The southern girlies were like, "Hi, Hannah. Please read. Bless your heart. Read my DM. I cannot be out here in the ice. I don't care if it's one foot of snow. We're shutting down. We have power outages. We can't do this." So, I said, um, [ __ ] this. I'm not having people fight for their lives to get to my show. Um, next week I'm going to be in Milwaukee and where else? Sorry, I'm blanking. Indianapolis. Um, but I've had like pretty good travel up until this last weekend. I had one show in Atlanta. The only show that didn't get cancelled was Atlanta. So, I I flew in and then after my show, I see that there's a 10:30 p.m. flight and I said, "Look, she's a jet setter.

She's crazy." Got off stage. Yeah. Got back in the car and said, "Send me home."

And look, I stayed on the stage a little longer, but I was feeling myself. I was having fun. The Atlanta Googlers were amazing. And I get in the car and there's some traffic, but I'm not I'm not worried. You know why? Cuz I'm a professional. I have clear. I have preaching.

I was just going to say, are you flying Delta? Well, that's the thing. Oh, that's a thing. Have you ever heard of Frontier?

I was I've never really heard of Frontier, so I was optimistic going in. Okay. It's green logo. Green is positivity, wealth. Um, this will go well. Turns out also the Atlanta airport, the biggest airport, there's a north and a southern hemisphere. Hemisphere. And the lady's like, "Is it north or south?" I'm like, of what? First of all, I don't know what north is.

A couple airports I'm not [ __ ] with. Atlanta and Denver. I'm going seven hours early.

And those both those airports love a train. They love to throw you on a train. Now, Atlanta is like the hub for a lot of international flights, so it is necessary. And I respect like the women of the arts that work there. However,

I get in and I get to the security girl. Everything's smooth and she's like, "Oh, we don't have your Frontier flight." And I'm like, "That's crazy." So then I go back to Frontier, come back, and they're like, "Oh, yeah, sorry. It was our system." So already I'm like, "Okay, that's a little weird. Fine. Get to security."

You're the only person I know that like can fully go through the airport. And they're like, "Hannah Burner, never heard of her."

I go, "It's on my phone." I go, "Did the flight get cancelceled?" They go, "No." And I go, "What's going on?" never heard of her. So then I get to I get to security, they let me through, and I go, "Where's um where's pre-check?" And they go, "Oh, after 9:00 p.m. in Atlanta, there's no pre-check or um the other one."

Clear. Clear. I said, "I didn't know that we had a curfew cuz mama needs to get home."

Oh, so okay. Keep going. So, when I tell you the line was it said 20 minutes on the thing and it was one of these mazes that like you didn't even know where the line started and ended. Like it was and my phone of course is at 8%. So, I'm like

I have to raw dog this line to be able to get there. So, it's 9:55 boarding's at 10:05

and the plane closes at 10:30. Okay. So, I'm just thinking door close. We got to make it by door close. I feel like door closes 10 15 minutes before takeoff. No. Anyway, you're in a pickle. Okay, keep going.

We're in a pickle. And you're I'm looking around and I realize like I can't care in this. Like everyone else is also in a pickle with me. Like everyone is worried about getting on their flight. No one anticipated a 30 minute wait at 10 p.m. in Atlanta.

What did they shut down the clear like machine? Yeah. No, I was like, I'll do it. I'll [ __ ] start scanning people. What do you need? So, I'm just waiting there. Can't look at my phone cuz I can't have it lose battery. And I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. It gets to like 10:15

and the doors close at 10:30 and there's no other flights after this, babe. Like, this is

You got one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once. Oh, sorry. I'm quoting.

Sorry. I know. Sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off. That was my bad. Sorry. I was trying to do a monologue. What? What? You Did you have a flight for Saturday? No.

No, girl. You got one shot shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. Sorry, I should have listened.

So, so it's 10:15. I have 15 minutes. And I'm like, "Okay, I'm going to make it." And then I realized I don't know where my gate is. I'm in the [ __ ] Atlanta airport. It could be anywhere. Now, mind you, I don't get recognized too much at at um by airport security cuz it's mostly men. So, I don't I don't get like VIP treatment, but I I get to the front and we're putting we finally are putting our luggage through.

Wait, remember the time that giggler let me come back into America from Canada and I like didn't I bronchitis? I mean, you fully do. Before you die, let me finish this story before you black out. So, I realize I have 10 minutes and I'm putting my stuff down and this this guy just looks at me working there and he goes, "Do I know your face from somewhere?" And normally when people say they know you but they can't put their finger on it, I'm not giving you a resume.

I say I'm not here being like, "Well, you know, I did do I had a stint on reality TV."

Now it's on Peacock, I think. I don't know what you could stream it. You could stream it.

Have you heard of Betches before? Like I also have these street videos online. Also, have you heard of Paige? Cuz people like our friendship.

Do you do you by chance watch the hot wing challenge? I go, I did win the trophy. I did win the trophy. People don't talk about it. People don't bring it up ever.

Wait, you're so right. You didn't get enough praise for that. No. So then I I look at him and I go, "Yes, I'm a comedian." And he goes, "Oh my god." And I go, "Also, my flight." Sorry, it's so loud. I go, "My flight? Do you know I read the wrong ads? I read the ads for last week and Grace texted me and goes, "You read the wrong ads." And I go, "I'm really sick." And she goes "Okay

I'll do some. Okay, keep going." So she So I say, "By the way, the door is closing on my flight in 10 minutes." And he goes, "Don't worry, I'll get you through." Takes my luggage and puts it in front of everyone. And I'm like, "This be my this must be my [ __ ] lucky day." As I'm walking through all cocky, feeling myself, looking at everyone. I'm like, "What's up, losers?"

Yeah. I realize, [ __ ] this morning I put the water from the flight in my backpack.

Oh, Anna. So, this guy's like, so I'm literally watching and I go, there's a water. There's a water. And the guy's looking at me like, you dumbass.

Yeah. I had to go back through. So, it had to go back through. So, it literally was a net zero. Um, but I was like, I love you so much.

Then I go, how long until I get to C7? He goes, with no drama, six minutes. Well, what could the drama possibly be?

I have to get on a train. Oh, so I have seven minutes. I have six minutes, but there's seven minutes.

I have to make it in six minutes. So, first I walk down, the train says it's 2 minutes away. When the [ __ ] has the train ever been 2 minutes away? I' That's never happened to me ever. So, I'm sitting there goddamn subway trying to get to Brooklyn. Also, do you know how long 2 minutes feels when like I felt like I was holding a plank? I felt like I was having the worst sex of my life. I was like, when is every second going to be over? I'm I'm looking around. I'm freaking I'm tweaking. I get on. It's three stops and I have seven minutes.

So, and I'm just checking my phone, which is dying, by the way. My phone's dead. So, I finally get off. I have three minutes to get to C7. And it's and it's C1 to C40. And I go, "Please God, have C7 be closed."

You know, I always see people like you in the airport and I always think, "How did they get there? What decisions did they make?"

Yeah. What happened earlier today that they're running full speed? Oh, I also didn't preface this for you. I'm in my full outfit that I wore on stage. I'm wearing a tie. I'm wearing my high-waisted what are they called? Cumber batches. Cumber buns.

A cumber bun. some a cumber bun and my Amazon high boots with heels, Hannah. So,

you didn't you didn't change in the car into like sweats and sneakers. Why didn't you change in the green room?

Cuz in my head, well, I ran I didn't go to the green room. I ran out onto the car and in my head I was like, I'll be there 30 minutes early and I'll do it peacefully in one of the small bathroom stalls where you like can't even move. Um, also mind you to get to the walking place you have to go up the longest escalator in the history of escalators. And me and this other girl I can see we both are like she starts running right and I'm behind her. We're holding our luggage. We grown women holding our luggage running up the escalator. And then she starts getting too tired cuz this is a long escalator. And she literally looks at me and she was like, "Save yourself." like I can't I can't go on and I was like you I'll I'll tell them to wait and she was like see four and I was like okay ma'am

so I this is like saving private Ryan like I'm running up and I see that I have three minutes to get from of course C7 is at the far end so I have to go from C40 to C7 in 3 minutes it's possible but I need to do high knees

I would have cried I would have been crying I start running. We you know we talked about the mile test. I was back in college 6 a.m. running the might mile fighting for my life.

I feel like we talk about something on here and we're like that'll never happen again and then the universe is like you manifested it. Here it is.

Paige, do you know when you're like running late for something? I don't know if you'd ever go into a jog if you're running late. I feel like you would just lay down. But

no, you want to know what I do is I speedwalk speedwalk speedwalk stop walk normal, speedwalk, speedwalk, speedwalk.

So I do this all the time in New York, but I'll run then stop. So imagine when you're running and you feel like you need to stop. And then saying, "Hannah, you got one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow." So I'm running to the point where I start feeling like blood in my throat. Have you ever

Oh my god. Yes. I know you're talking. I'm I'm dying and I'm looking at my phone and it's at se it's at 10:29. Doors close at 10:30 and I'm literally still like five gates away and I'm dead. Like I have nothing. I am do not have the cardio for this. I do not have the cardio planes.

This is crazy. Pilates does not help you with cardio. I'm just going to say it in case anyone was confused. But um I do have a good pelvic tilt. Anyway, so I'm I'm running. I'm running and I'm dying. I'm sweating. I'm breathing so heavy. I'm starting to make like asthmatic noises. I'm like,

so and then I see that there's people at the gate, but I'm assuming it's cuz like

the next flight is already ready to go. So I sprint and I look at my phone and it's 10:30 on the dot

and I go to the guy and he goes, "What are you here for?" And I'm like, "The my I have to go to the

You're like my flight. You're like me. Take me home." And he looks at me and goes, "Oh, we already shut the doors." And I go, I I take my phone. I go, "But it's 10:30. You said doors closed at 10:30." And he's like, "Yeah, we already closed it." And I look at him and he looks at me and then he pauses for like 3 seconds. He goes, "Just kidding. The flight's delayed."

In that moment, I realize not only have I been punked by a man by a man. And I don't I don't like when men make jokes. Isn't your crowd having enough problems that you got to start beefing with me? Like, isn't your club in enough hot water?

I was at my lowest point and he took a [ __ ] dagger and stabbed me. So then people around,

you know, and that's what they do. And that's what they do. That's what they do. They It talk about punching down. Um, so I'm But I also feel a mix of emotions because part of me is like, great, I got I I didn't miss it. But then part of me is like, "That was [ __ ] up." And then part of me is also like, "Oh no, how long am I gonna have to wait?"

We had to wait like two and a half hours. I got home at like 3:30 a.m. I got McDonald's at like 100 a.m. at the airport. It was kind of fabulous.

Wait, that's lowkey kind of so fun. Did you change? Well, then after that, I was like, "Okay, I need to change." I go to change, but I I didn't catch my breath.

Yeah. For 40 minutes. Yeah. I at one point was lying down on the ground. Was there anyone else in the airport? Probably not. Were there

there were not that many people. Um if any gigglers saw me at the Atlanta airport on I believe Friday night, that was the kind of backstory.

What a story. And actually I woke up my thighs are burning like so sore. Um I'm traumatized. I It was the whole thing. I just I would wish I'm Oh, then I get on the flight. Sorry, I'm not dumb. Frontier is a bunch of animals. Okay. And all kinds of animals. By the way, the the girl next to me, and I say girl lightly. She was 19,

okay? Was putting her foot on my armrest, which I was using obviously. So, she kept kicking my elbow when I was trying to sleep. And I was like, "Ma'am, like I kept doing the like kind of turn and she just kept doing it." And then the woman in front of me.

19. Is that Jenz 19? I think it's alpha. But the woman in front of me was humming the whole time. And I know it sounds nice and sweet. It wasn't. I was trying to sleep. And you just hear like I don't even know what song you're humming, which is throwing me off. It's actually like it really was pissing me off. And then there was a Midwestern couple on the left who were talking like this. Every single thing they're going to do on their vacation they had to talk about. And it was like, you're sitting next to each other. Why are we yelling pleasantries at each other? You're married. What are you possibly have to talk about at a 1:00 a.m. flight?

Wait, that's crazy. On a 1 a.m. flight, and you had to pay for water. No, I know. It was It was so

You're not doing well over here. We're not doing well. But anyway, I made it and I'm so excited for tour. Um, St. Louis, Missouri. I'm coming.

Okay. Anyway, what's going on here? Oh, word. Oh, quick word from my sponsor Aquafor.

Oh, wait. You got the thick one. Okay. They're not actually as bronzer, but let me influence you on something else. When you're sick.

Mhm. You have to have the Aquafor balm stick for the winter because if you live in a cold climate, putting chapstick just on your lips isn't going to freaking cut it. So you have

You're putting it all over. Oh, I'm putting it right here. Honey, what is it called? Do you remember slugging? Remember when you were like obsessed with

I was obsessed with that. Is that how you slug? Probably like crosscontamination, but I don't give a [ __ ]

I mean, this is the thing. You are influencing everyone, but you also are not getting better. So, I feel like everyone should take it with a grain of salt as she's like choking on herself. She's like, "This has been amazing."

Yep. Yep. Um, fun update in the Giggly Squad community. A giggler DM'd me and said she named her sourdough starters Hannah and Paige.

I have actually had a couple of those. Um because my last name Dorbo, the girls are really innovative on how they make it a sour dough to sour. They're smart about it.

The sourdough. Yeah, something like that. Starter. I love that. Obviously, you guys have heard of Poppy or you're living under a rock and you should see a doctor. It only has five grams of sugar. We're bringing soda back. My favorite and it's a new flavor is their Shirley Temple. If you take a poppy, here's the other thing. The cans are so pretty. Like, I love their marketing, their branding, and everything. But if you fill up a wine glass of ice,

you pour your poppy in there, you get a straw, you sit on your couch, you truly feel like

an exhale. There's something about making it prettier in the glass. I've also seen your fridge though, and you like color coding it, and it's really cute cuz I feel like I'm at a bodega, but like a fancy bodega. I love the cream soda cuz I like to feel like it's like a fun dessert at the end of the night as like a celebration.

Sometimes you need a little soda to change the vibe and Poppy absolutely hits the spot. It's mouthwatering. It's just like it truly is the best soda.

Mhm. And it compliments so many meals. A ton of different flavors. Yeah. Find Poppy at your nearest retailer or get it delivered straight to your door from Amazon. Poppy soda's back but so much better. Wait, I saw something the other day. You know how you know how we're always like, oh, sometimes you go and you watch a video and you're like, that was crazy. Let me check the comments. Everyone must think that's crazy. And they don't and they're like really agreeing. And I always am like I have to remember that example to tell Hannah because we never have like a good example.

I saw a Tik Tok video and it was this girl being like, "Why do we need sex scenes? They're like so intrusive. They're like so much like like, okay, just allude to the fact that like they're having sex. Like, I don't need like a full sex scene." And I was like, "Surely this is rage bait. Like, no sex scene in a mo like certain movies."

Was she Amish? Just Jenzie. I go into the I go into the comments and they're like seriously especially when like the scene starts out as like they're having sex and I'm like

that's every great movie. Bridesmaids Hello, greatest movie of all time. Kristen Wig on top of John Ham. Thank you. Give me 27 of them right now.

In the [ __ ] loop. I'm like are you kidding me? Like there are some some there are some movies that I'm like I will do. You remember my stint with 365? I mean hello.

Yeah. Also, it I don't know, grow up. Like, if I'm watching a love affair movie and they don't show a I want to be like judging the chemistry. Was the casting right?

It's also just like you're watching a [ __ ] movie. It's not real life. And sex is part of life and and life is art and art is movies and sex is movies.

And it made me think like, oh my god, are they so I think maybe the girl was even younger. Now I'm like, maybe it is Jen Alpha. Are they so not socialized with each other that they don't even cuz also the teen pregnancy rate is down. And I know that everyone thinks it's a good thing, but you know what? We've got a bunch of losers out there. They're not even going out and having sex. A part of high school, a peak cannon event in high school is thinking you're pregnant when you like haven't even really had sex.

A hand job. A hand job. and you're like, "Oh, no. I think I think it went on my hand and then I brushed my teeth and then it might have when I slept went in my mouth and then went through my

sit in a home room and think, "Do you think I have chlamydia?" And your best friend's like, "I don't know." Like, "What do you think?"

The amount of friends I talked off the ledge about their chlamyia, not knowing if they had it or not, but just wanted to

The amount of pregnancy tests I think collectively my friends in high school took to all be negative because it's actually hard to get pregnant. I'm like, what is going on?

And then the girls who did get pregnant when they were 16 back in our day, they got famous on MTV

and we carved a space for them. Okay. Anyway, so I saw that and I was like so annoyed by it. Um, also I've added something to my nighttime routine and which brings me to my next point. There was this girl that made this Tik Tok about her sister and it was like she was praising her sister. She was just like, "My sister's so cool. like I've always like loved everything about my sister. My friends love my sister. She's just so perfect. She's so nice. She's so gorgeous. And she was like, and then I realized that she's so pretty and she's so like delicate, but she also does a ton of [ __ ] that I would never want to do or think about doing.

And then she started talking about how like grooming and being ultra like you love your skincare routine, like you want to do all these different you want to do a hair mask, all of this stuff is actually a hobby. Like my Sunday routine is one of my most favorite hobbies and why it's looked down upon when it's literally just hygiene. Are you Have you noticed my lip at all?

No. Okay, this is girlhood. Going on a rant about nothing and being like, "Am I ugly?

Have you been looking at my lip cuz I'm ugly?" I'm like, "No, I'm trying to understand what you're saying in between coughs." No, Paige, not to like make you like basically you've inspired me to take care of myself more because I didn't realize you could have so much joy out of such little things. And you know what? We work on living such a big life all the time. And it's crazy cuz in my 30s now I'm like, I just want to enjoy the little things of life cuz that's all you really can control is is that face mask going to hit when you put it on?

That's life. I I know I said a couple years ago that I didn't want to ever slow down, but honey, I am sorry. Wait, Paige, I'm off this weekend, by the way. Like, I haven't been off in forever. Do you know what I did?

What? Well, the the building made a new law that if you want to put your boxes away to recycling, you have to cut them first. You have to cut the boxes. I don't know if it was my fault. I don't know how it happened. Nothing worse than getting an email after you've done something and you're like,

"So, Dez told me that he bought a box cutter, which I thought was aggressive and honestly like male toxicness." I was like, "We don't need a box cutter to box to cut boxes."

What are you talking about? I own literally two box cutters. The How are you going through life without a box cutter?

You have like some toxic toxic masculinity to you, but that's for another time. How do you open an Amazon package without a box cutter?

With a scissor. Cuz I'm a woman of the arts. I'm not I'm not bringing out a weapon to open up.

But anyway, I also own cutters. So, Dez is gone in Toronto this weekend. Shout out. Dez working his little butt off.

So, I'm here with all these Amazon boxes and I noticed this box cutter and I said, "Okay, let's give it a try." Like, I appreciate other cultures. Let's figure it out. Holy [ __ ] that felt amazing.

New box cutters are box cutter is I could not stop cutting boxes. I cut every box in the house. I layer them up. I called Dez. I go, "You're not going to [ __ ] believe it. I love cutting boxes. It's my new hobby. It's my new passion. If anyone needs a box cut, send it to me.

I'm going to get you a letter opener for your birthday." The the joy of But Paige, this is my problem. I don't I don't like receiving mail, like actual mail. You will if you get to put a knife out. If you get to pull a knife out, you actually will receive like receiving mail. I'm telling you.

No. Like it it's the most like ASMR relaxing feeling cutting up boxes and then putting them in a layered way and then getting them out of your apartment. So that's what I've been up to all weekend.

There's also nothing like spending a weekend like throwing [ __ ] away at your apartment.

H. Do you think we're losing listeners? They're like, "Okay, Hannah's cutting boxes. No coughing.

That's how I tell you the next thing you have to buy. I recently bought part of my nighttime routine. A red light. Me and Kitty lay on the bed every single night.

Does she have a red light for Okay. Well, Paris Hilton said that she redlighted her Chihuahua and she literally lived till like 17. And so I was like, "Kitty, get your [ __ ] ass over here. We're red light therapy." Now, I wear protective sunglasses, but I can't find small ones for cats. So, I've just been putting regular sunglasses on Kitty, but I'm nervous that I'm not protecting her eyes well enough. But I I would assume she's closing them.

No, I'm like, can't be that stupid. Kitty, Peta's going to be on the phone. No, they're definitely Yeah, they're just not happy about it. Um,

one other thing I could not wait to talk to you about. Did you see the Adam Sandler Chanel

uh store thing? No. Okay. So, apparently there's this I It's like a rumor slash like story that Adam Sandler's daughter went into a Chanel store in I think Los Angeles and she was dressed like a normal like kid. I think she had like sweatpants on and like a hoodie. And she goes in and she's asking the saleswoman like, "Oh, can I see this bag?" And the bag was like 20 grand or like $25,000. And the sales lady was like, "This is for serious customers." Like, "No, I'm not showing you this bag. Like, it's $26,000." And so she calls her dad. And she tells Adam Sandler like, "What happened?" He comes into the store and he goes like up to his daughter, puts his arm around her, says to the saleswoman like, "So you judge people based on how they look and like what they're wearing. I'll take every style that this bag is in every color in the whole store." He walked out, he spent like $300,000 and bought all their bags.

But he just gave her like the best commission ever. Okay. That's why I knew I wanted to go to another store. You had to go to another store and you're supposed to say, "Huge mistake. Huge. Go to Prada, get all Prada bags, walk past Chanel, and be like, "Suck my dick.

Watch a Julia Roberts movie." But what isn't that so what a story? I do have to say though, I went shopping this weekend because, you know, I've been I I need to get boxes to cut the chicken or the egg, you know. So, I my daily wear and I think it's because I'm an athlete is what I've been telling myself now.

If I'm not performing, I'm in I'm in practice clothes, right? Like I'm wearing sweats. I'm wearing a t-shirt and I'm wearing a zip-up hoodie. I like it monochromatic. It's all gray. Also, no, I'm not putting makeup on. Yes, I haven't brushed my hair. And then I'm walking through this like nice area of stores and I realize like I don't feel comfortable walking into these stores because they're looking at me. Like I just climbed out of the ground.

Yeah. The subway. Yeah. Um but I do have to um call a store out. I went into the Supreme store which is a very cool store and it's all these like boys. I'm not going to say men because it's all these like boys and they like one of them like has a skateboard. Like I don't know what's going The vibe is kind of crazy and I'm like I'm a [ __ ] New Yorker. Like I've known about Supreme since day one. Yeah. Everyone calm down. But these boys are like they're all hanging and like talking really loudly. The guys who work at the store.

Okay. Oh, okay. So, not customers. No. And it's this big big store and it has this huge opening in the middle and the clothes are just around the edges. So, like I love a t-shirt more than anyone. So, I see like a cool Supreme t-shirt. I'm obsessed. I love Supreme. but it's like a large. And I'm like, maybe it'll be too baggy. Paige will get mad. Whatever. So, I look at the guy who's very nice and I said, "Can I try this on?" And he goes, "Yeah." And I go, "Do you have a dressing room?" And he goes, "Oh, no. You have to try on the shirts right here."

And I looked at him like, "What?" And he's like, "Yeah, just you could put it over your shirt." I was like, "What kind of like

no illegal humiliation ritual is going?" I'm like, "What in the aio?" I'm pretty sure that's illegal. No.

So then I'm like, "Wait, wait. So if it was a pant, I'm allowed to use the dressing room, but I can't."

Did you ask t-shirt? Well, then I was like, "Fuck it. I'll just get the medium.

I'm Adam Sandler." Adam. You were like, "You know what? This is a horrible policy. I'll take three."

This is sexist. This is weird, but the shirt is really cool, but I'm going to talk about it on my podcast, and I don't like this at all. But what the [ __ ] Like they had dressing rooms. Would not let me go. So then I'm like, "Okay, do I have to pull a a a a pant to go try it out?"

Were you by yourself? Yeah. I was so scared. It was me and just all these men. And he's like, "Yeah, try on the shirt." I'm like, "What? What? Exclos my I'm sweating underneath. My armpits are sweating."

I swear we are so different. Like what would you have done? Like, okay, I don't want to say that I'm a Karen by any means because I'm not ever asking for like a manager or like, but I'm definitely being like, that's so [ __ ] weird and there's no way that's real. Like,

yeah, you would say that. Also, I hate to say it and this could be totally false. I feel like if you asked, they would be like, "Oh, yes, little princess. Go try it on in the back." But like me, I was like I was like, "What what what shirt is this?" And he's like, "Put it on. And I was like, I'm still a lady and I actually have gorgeous breasts under this outfit that you can't see. But he was literally like, but like

Sab, you're making me cough. You're making me cough. We've all been in Zara where you're like, "Yeah, I'll try this bomber jacket on over my outfit." But no one's trying over here.

Here's the other thing. Like Zara Nitzia, it's all girls, too. So it's like it's all Paige. I was so scared in that moment. There was like 15 boys. They're all in their 20s standing there and the guy's like, "Try the shirt on. Put it over your shirt." I was like I felt I was like, "What in fraternity am I in right now? Are you going to make try to make me make out with my friend also? Like what's going on?"

He's like, "We have some punch in the back, too, if you want to taste it. It's it's it's the fratm's recipe."

Another girl walks in. And he's like, "Do you guys know each other?" No, but at first I was like, "This is so cool of me to be like the only girl here and taking up space in this male-dominated store." And then he was like, "Try it on in the middle if you're really cool." And I was like, "I'm not." And I'm scared. I want to be chose your tits if you want the shirt. Free if you chose your tits. Literally, I do have to say that was so But then I went into Kith afterwards because I was in my like cool girl era and they were so kind and they got me in the back and I could try on clothes without all these men staring at me.

Hannah, oh my god, what a crazy shot. I've never in my life like even Aritzia though, like oh the mirror's in the middle. Shut the [ __ ] up. Like that I think is the craziest thing ever. The reason I never got into Aritzia cuz

I have liter I don't own a single thing from Aritzia because here's the other thing. Shopping in person it there is no shopping in person. It's actually makes me so sad and if I really sit down and think about it I'll cry.

This stuff is important touching it seeing how it actually Okay. Perfect example is like I do so many segments for the Today Show and like because it's news and like sometimes I won't know like until like four or five days before and if I have to do like four outfits for a segment of like all different body types, all different ages. I have to order clothes.

Yeah. I can't even sometimes if something doesn't fit or like I don't have the right item. I can't even go and find it in stores and I'm like this is New York City and they're like every time I walk into a store they're like we don't have it in the store. You're going to have to order it online. And I'm like

I was like what's in the stores? It's such a weird time. It's such a weird shopping time.

I was just thinking about let's say I said yes to the guy. I said okay. And I put down my my purse which I don't like. I hate that. And then I take off my zip up and who knows if I'm wearing a bra. You know me. I probably didn't have a bra on.

And then I put the shirt over my head with all the men watching. Then these men are going to tell me if it looks good or not. That's diabolical.

Then if I don't then I have to take it off in front of everyone and it gets like stuck on my earring or something.

No, Hannah. There you have to move to a new country. I've never heard that. I got bullied at Supreme and I will be wearing the t-shirts on one of the

and I will be supporting their company and I will continue to purchase from there.

Oh, also when I got to the the register, the guy was I was like the guy was like, "How are you?" And I was like, "Good. How are you?" And he said, "Chill." And I was like, "I'll [ __ ] blow my brains out. I need to get out of here. I need to get out of here." He was like, "Chill. Chill. Shut the [ __ ] shut up. You pro you shut the [ __ ] up. You grew up in Connecticut. Shut up.

Young men are scary. Girls are allowed to grow up in Connecticut, by the way. Girls are allowed to. Boys aren't.

That is one of the realest things you've ever said. That's so true. Girls are from Connecticut.

Not boys. Boys are not boys from No, you you grew up in Connecticut. No, thank you.

The archetype of that. That's why all the guys lie when they grow up in Connecticut.

Have you heard of the concept forearm to calf ratio? No. Hannah, you know, I'm sick right now. I don't need this. I don't need it.

Sorry, I was starting with a question. What happened to Hello. How are you? How are you? Like I'm literally in a fragile state and you're like, "Have you ever done algebra?"

The It's because it was math. It was triggering. I'm really sorry. Well, it's not real math, but I was talking to one of my single friends. Shout out Gabby Bryan, who is my only other blonde friend I talk about on the pod, who has never met Paige, but they DM. So, she's single.

She's single. And we had a show in Atlanta, and she was like, "I found this guy on Instagram I want to I've been chatting to." So immediately I'm like send it to me cuz one thing I will do is live vicariously through my single friends. I want every detail. I'm I'm part of it.

So I see the guy and he's standing in front of like some cabinets and I just said can you double check that cabinet video? I don't like where his head was compared to the cabinets. It's giving like five 5'9 510 and Gabby's tall. Gabby's like 510.

Um and you don't want to kiss like looking down. So I was just looking out for her.

I was looking eyes. I'm like, "So, I feel like I'm in an eye exam. I feel like you are my eye doctor."

I'm like, "I actually can't do that." If we hug and your head goes in my neck, I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. If you're curled up in my bosom, what are you squirrel? Don't snuggle up into my neck, you freak. No, I want my hand to be a little high when I'm trying to hold your hand. Anyway, I digress.

I can't hold hands with anyone. It's actually so Well, that's it's so crazy. There's pros and cons to your gift. The guy's like, "Why you have a claw?" Um,

the claw. So, stop laughing. You're going to cry. Stop. Stop it. Stop. So, Gabby was like, "Don't worry. I did the forearm to calf ratio." I said, "I've never heard of this." So, she basically was like, "If he has short calves, it means he's short." And I was like, "That's not true cuz I have short calves and I'm 5'7 cuz I'm all torso." And she's like, "Yeah, that's why you also double check check that they have long forearms." And I was like, "I've never thought of this before, but I don't know if it's true."

Wait a minute. I thought this was somehow going to relate to their dick, and I'm really pissed that it doesn't. Like, no. But like also I feel like I don't have particularly long forearms. I'm just a torso and I'm tall. I think girls are just trying to like understand.

Do you know that your foot is the size of your forearm? My forearm's longer than my foot. That's not true.

Okay. Well, you're an alien and a Who told you that? Who told who told you that?

I don't know. Wait, there's one other cuckoo wacko thing I bought on Tik Tok. Well, actually, no. I didn't buy it on Tik Tok cuz the millennial in me makes me go over to Amazon and I buy it. Like I can't do purchases on Tik Tok. That's insane. Tuning forks.

Oh, we lost her. You guys, we lost her. She's far far too gone. Paige. Paige. I took an oregano supplement earlier, too. And I think it's literally

Wait, did I tell you I've been taking oregano supplements? Shut the [ __ ] up. Paige Dorbo. Shut the [ __ ] up, you witch. You little witch. No, because I've been on tour with Ally Colbert and she gets sick cuz she's weak. Gets me sick. Now I'm weak. Now we're both weak.

And I tell her that it's mental and then I get it. She goes, "Have you taken an oregano shot?" And I was like, "Fuck yeah, let's do it." And she goes, "It's really, really painful. Like, it's tastes really bad." And I'm like, "I'm not a [ __ ] I've taken tequila shots. I could take an oregano shot." The way I almost died in that Uber.

No, oregano is like no [ __ ] joke. Well, who who told you to take it? So, my my holistic guy, part of my part of my UTI regimen that we're like testing out to see is he has me on like an oregano supplement and then like another cranberry supplement and I'm like seeing if that like builds up my uterine line. I don't [ __ ] know.

How often do you take oregano to the face? So, I take one a day, but they are so potent. So, I you So, you do have to like ask a professional because I think you can really [ __ ] up your stomach if you take too much of it.

Yeah, I was scared. Also, you have to take it with like some juice. You have to do juice. Oregano juice. Oh, and eat. There's all these rules. Who knew? But yeah, I was I've been into oregano. Do you think cuz we're Italian, it like

it feels good in our body likes it and our body's like m back to our people. They say it like helps clear out like bacteria and like

But this is the thing, Paige. You're sitting here, you're telling me all your holistic strategies and they're not working. You go, I've never felt worse. I'm on my deathbed, but I swear shots are incredible. I've never felt worse, but truly I this is the first time I think I've ever realized that like men are so weak. Like I knew, but I I needed like a really like a certain type of reminder around sickness, like true flu symptoms. And it's so interesting to listen to them speak about it because I'm like, you're weak.

I think about the men who are listening to this podcast accidentally. It's in the background and they'll we'll finally get into a part that like we're in a funny flow. The men are probably laughing and then just when they think they're safe, we can always get we always get it back to the men somehow. Um so just keep one eye open.

There's a man somewhere in a car being like their whole personality is just hating on men. So really they're obsessed with us.

Men will catch strays. They will catch strays. Strays. Trey. And they catch trays, too. Um, Amanda Rodriguez sent us a giggler DM'd me a really good mental health moment that I think it's time for.

Okay. Before you black out. Yeah. Before I take Sseudafed to the face. She goes, "I saw a post about what is the most unhinged way that you practice micro feminism in your life? And one of the comments was, anytime I'm being mean to myself, I remind myself that I'm being mean to a woman and then I stop." That was a great mental health moment.

Wait, that is so sweet. No, like whenever you're being mean to yourself, you're like, "We support women. We support women of arts. Are you not a woman in the art? Let's move on."

Do you know I got an IV last weekend? Well, um, did you for what? I got an an IV cuz I was like really sick and dying with Ally.

Yeah. And Alli's just like you where we get to the IV person and they're telling us all these add-ons and I'm like, "Uh-uh. I'm not doing drugs. Give me the basics. I don't want LSD. I don't want to be spotted.

Ring it up. Literally. So Ally's sitting there. She's like, "Yeah, whatever." And the lady's like, it was after our show. So it was like 10 p.m. And Ally, she tells Ally like, "Do you want some benadryil?" And it'll just like put you to sleep. And Ally was like, "Yeah, I'll take some benadryil." And they asked me, and I was like, "No, I don't need to be blackout."

Like, "Sorry, I don't do methamphetamine." Um, I'm like, I can't handle melatonin. I'm not taking benadryil to the lung. Okay. So, Alli's like, "Yeah, I'll take some [ __ ] benadryil." Five minutes in, she's looking at me and she's like,

"I'm going to pass out. I'm going to like Well, I start laughing and go, last time I did this with Paige, Paige

almost thought she was dying and was fainting cuz she got some extra put something in the bag. She's ready to kill, Paige. Paige goes, "This would be the f perfect way to murder. This is the perfect murder." I'm like, "The nurse is still in the room. The nurse is standing right here. She can hear you." And Ally is looking at me. She goes, "Can you tell I'm high? Can you tell I'm high?" She's like, "I'm I just want you to know I'm not freaking out, but I'm freaking out right now. I'm getting high." And I'm like, "I'm trying to have a nice night, and my friends always have to get [ __ ] up of some Ivy." And Alli's like, "No." And she looks at the lady and she's like, "Am I supposed to be feeling this [ __ ] high from the benadryil?"

She's like, "Can you?" The lady starts panicking and like looking at the vials to see if she put the right thing on. But she was like, "Yeah, just it comes harder cuz it's right into the bloodstream."

And like tiny. Put her in your pocket. You didn't have an excuse. But just kidding. You're wings, babe. You can handle your big ass feet that's the size of your forearm. You can handle it.

Do you want to know how humbled I was? I asked Ally for a belt. She's like, "Yeah, I have brown. I have black." I said "Amazing." Couldn't get it around my waist. I said, "Ally,

you were like, "Sorry, a belt for an adult." I don't. No, but she's small, but I never consider her like like that tiny but couldn't get her. It was the most I said, "Thank you." But thank you.

So, you you're like, "Hold on. The map actually is this is the matrix." Because if my waist and your waist, there is something. This isn't making sense.

No. I looked at her and I said, "Is this I said, "Does this fit you?" And she's like, "Yeah, it's my belt." And I said, "That's crazy." is we look the same.

You asking her if her belt fit her is so you really Okay. I thought belts had range though. Like why do you have so many holes in it? But it was like the end of the hole

range for that size. She's like an extra small small. No guys, I'm all about body positivity. I've never felt [ __ ] grosser in that moment. And I wasn't even bloated.

Don't. She's also Ally is also so tiny. She's way shorter than you. I know you. I know.

I mean, you just called me fat, but I'll make you feel better. No big deal. No, we're good. I'm dying. This might be the last time you [ __ ] see me. Oh god. Anything else?

Um, I saw an Instagram video of Derek Jeter the other day, so that brightened my day. Um, and that's about it.

Love of my life. And I do have to just say one thing though about men. every man that everyone's like and he's the good one. He's not like I even I recently saw like a list of people being like be like these nonproatic male comedians they listen and I was like nope nope nope nope and nope. So anyway remember all men are not good. So Derek Jeter I don't know what you've done but we still love you but I just want to normalize we're not like putting him on a on a pedestal. I just saw one clip quick video of him.

I feel like I never see him on social media. We had a complicated breakup. We had a complicated. You don't follow him?

No, I do, but I feel like I never see his stuff never pops up. It's always like him being a dad.

Yeah, it was him being a dad. And I was like, "Oh my god, I feel like I never see this in this context." And then I did have a thought about Tom Brady, but honestly, I digress.

I digress. You don't want to get into it. I don't. I'm too sick to like a positive thought. I can't get into it. I'm too sick. I just thought like, wow, Derek,

I'm too sick for this. I just thought like, wow, Derek Jeter is the blueprint of feel like of like how an athlete should behave.

He apparently gave gift baskets to women he'd hook up with. They'd leave with a signed ball.

I then started to think about um like the Colton of it all. Oh no. She goes, "You know why I'm sick?" Colton Underwood and his [ __ ] You've opened up a can of worms. If you really want me to say what I was thinking, I'm going to give it to you. Here's what I was thinking. I was thinking, "Wow, Colton Underwood can get another really big job like on a hit TV show." Then I was thinking, wow, actually athletes can do like a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] and then like continue to play

and they just get two game suspension. And I was like, you could two game suspension.

You could literally beat your girlfriend beat your girlfriend up in an elevator, in a hallway, in her own home. It doesn't matter. You can be suspended for two games. If you smoke weed, though, you could be suspended for like four.

And this is a sports podcast. Oh, she's bringing out her special wipee. Ew she's

I had to spit. Turn off the YouTube. Turn off the YouTube. Turn it off. Blur that, Grace. That was At least warn the viewers. That was crazy. That was crazy.

Well, you wanted me to go on a rant and this is what happens. This is what I'm glad that it's flowing though. We don't want it to get stuck.

No, I think I took a shower and I like steamed. This is what I wanted. I I gouacheed. I like did all this stuff for my

No, you look so sick but so glowy at the same time. Thank you, doll. I don't feel glowy, but thank you.

No, you do. You do. Um I have 100 pages left in my book. Oh my gosh. How long is that going to take you?

Well, we don't know. It's funny. Books I feel like they either like fly by or you're like it's been 3 years.

Like one paragraph. I have to go. I can't I can't even laugh anymore. One paragraph. Thank you. You guys, we have to go. We love you so much. Thank you for giggling. Um, and we'll talk to you later. See you.

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Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo dive into a lighthearted conversation that humorously touches on personal experiences with health and beauty, including their thoughts on sourdough baking, the impact of wellness supplements, and the quirks of intimacy in their lives. The dialogue is filled with playful banter, candid confessions about beauty treatments like Botox, and comedic anecdotes that…

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