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Giggling about spanx, stripping, and figure skating

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Giggling about spanx, stripping, and figure skating", an episode of Giggly Squad published November 18, 2025 (1 h 2 min, about 11,840 words). It mentions 12 people, works and ideas, including Dancing with the Stars, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Furbo, Jersey Shore, Hair by Chrissy.

What this episode is about

The discussion revolves around the lighthearted challenges of daily life, including humorous takes on personal experiences with fashion (specifically Spanx), health (like sinus infections), and the realities of being women in a modern world. The hosts share relatable anecdotes while emphasizing the importance of embracing grumpiness and the absurdity of their situations, encapsulating a carefree and unserious atmosphere.

Key takeaways

  • In a world obsessed with perfection, let's celebrate being grumpy—it's honest and refreshingly real.
  • Virtual hangouts: where hair masks flourish amidst sinus infections, proving that self-care knows no boundaries.
  • Shopping in person is a tactile adventure—touch it, try it, and experience the glorious chaos of fitting rooms.
  • Texas dairy rules: where cheese enchiladas defy categorization, and online debates fuel confusion over regional norms.
  • Outsourcing hair glam? A $4K consultation, where influencers learn the hard way that celebrity treatment is a team sport.

Who speaks in this episode?

  • Paige (Host) · 34 min speaking
  • Hannah (Host) · 28 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Jersey Shore, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Hair by Chrissy, Sarah Snook
  2. – 20:00: Dancing with the Stars, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Supermarket Sweep, Disney Plus
  3. – 40:00: Jersey Shore
  4. – 50:00: Furbo
  5. – 1:00:00: Furbo

Notable quotes from "Giggling about spanx, stripping, and figure skating"

  • No, I just want to say that this is the most unserious podcasts to ever exist.
    about Supermarket Sweep · at
  • My, current, niche, one., Have, you, heard, he heard about Hair by Chrissy?
    about Hair by Chrissy · at
  • Can, I, tell, you, that, I've, actually, re been re-watching Jersey Shore and I'm and I'm on season five and there's I'm not kidding. This is going to sound so insane. There's something extremely.
    about Jersey Shore · at
  • What, is, it?, What, is, it, this, year?, No, truly. I think it's like very interesting. Dancing with the Stars has been on for what, like 20 years?
    about Dancing with the Stars · at
  • Okay,, so, Secret, Lives, of, Mormon, Wives, is coming back.
    about Secret Lives of Mormon Wives · at
  • Okay,, so, grab, your, dirty, soda, Mormon Wives style and get watching. The new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is streaming right now. Season 3 on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers. We're ready to.
    about Hulu · at
  • Furbo, is, the, only, thing, to, get, you, out of depression. right before I went on stage, I was just looking at my Furbo and I'm saying, I love you, Butter. I love you. And then I give her.
    about Furbo · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Sarah Snook — Person · Referenced actor (TV recommendation) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned while discussing a show they started watching; they praise her and riff on her name.
    I, started, it., I, [ __ ], love, Sarah.

Companies & orgs

  • Hair by Chrissy — Company · Case study · 1 mention · first at
    Discussed as a salon involved in a controversy over service quality and pricing.
  • Hulu — Company · Referenced platform · 2 mentions
    Mentioned as the streaming service hosting 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives'.
  • Disney Plus — Company · Referenced platform · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as part of the bundle subscription with Hulu.
    Season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is streaming right now. Season 3 on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers. We're ready to binge, so join us. As you…

Products & tech

  • Furbo — Product · Case study · 2 mentions · first at
    Praised as a best invention for pet owners to monitor and interact with their pets remotely.

Media & podcasts

  • Dancing with the Stars — Media · Core topic · 5 mentions · first at
    Discussed as a show experiencing a Gen Z resurgence and ideas for expanding its brand.
  • Secret Lives of Mormon Wives — Media · Core topic · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed as a reality show with drama and alliances, eagerly anticipated by the hosts.
  • Jersey Shore — Media · Referenced show · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed as a nostalgic reality show with calming effects and dramatic moments.
  • Supermarket Sweep — Media · Referenced show · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed as a nostalgic game show that the hosts enjoyed watching.
  • Project Runway — Media · Referenced show · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a show one of the hosts wanted to be on as a designer.
    Bundle subscribers. We're ready to binge, so join us. As you guys know like I'm an artist. I actually like kind of wanted to be on Project Runway as a designer.
  • Mulan — Media · Referenced movie · 2 mentions
    Mentioned as an example of a nostalgic movie featuring Eddie Murphy.
  • The Office — Media · Referenced show · 2 mentions
    Mentioned briefly in passing.

Full transcript with timestamps

You know we're making art here. Sup, gigglers. Gary,, fix, the, Wi-Fi., Manifest, that, [ __ ] We can't be managed.

I, mean,, the, day, just, got, away, from, me. What's, up,, my, grumpy, gigglers? This is what I'm saying. I

We, need, to, normalize, being, grumpy,, okay? It's okay to be grumpy. Let women grump. Oh, I thought you were gonna talk about like if you're watching this podcast we're in two different places. We're virtual, which I love when we're virtual because I always do a hair mask when we're virtual.

Or, you, had, your, hair, fully, up, on, a, towel last time. You didn't even mask it.

I, didn't, even, try. You, were, in, the, shower, during, the, last pod. I, was, showering. No, I just want to say that this is the most unserious podcasts to ever exist. Hannah, we've been on multiple lists. We've won awards. This is the most unserious hour of my entire week. And people are like, this is her best accolade. I'm like, this is a joke. Wait, I literally just had a lady yell out of a car going, "Gly girl. I don't even have a real name anymore. I, don't, even, have a, real, name.", Wait, can I also just let everyone know I just got my period.

I, just, finished, mine., Not, to, make, it about me. I'm so sorry. I'm trying to work on that.

We're, both, I, just, got, my, period., I, also just got off a 4-hour flight. I also just had three shows this weekend. I also think I um I have a really bad I think I have a sinus infection, but besides that, I feel really good.

I, wouldn't, wish, a, sinus, infection, on, my worst enemy. It's my go-to. Like when my body wants to shut down, that's my, you know, like you have UTI. I have sinus. My UTI is up my nose.

See,, I've, only, ever, had, one, sinus infection. And I'm not kidding. I thought I was dying.

Yeah., Yeah., It's that's, like, some, of, the, worst, pain, ever. It, becomes, mental,, too., You're, like, It's It's dark. But um Yeah.

Wait., I, miss, you. No,, I, miss, you, so, much., I, promise, to, the gigglers that like we're going to settle down and get like a studio space that's like giggly squad ccentric and we're going to record in it every week.

But, I, think, it's, funny, to, have, some, that I'm in LA looking like Joe Rogan and you're just at a spa

at, a, retreat. I'm, in, jail, wearing, Daphne, and Also, I have headphones on. Like I'm in the zone right now.

For, what?, You're, in, the, zone, for, what? I, don't, know., making, silly, silly, jokes.

I, went, I, had, like, one, of, the, most relaxing weekends. We, had, a, very, different, weekend.

We, had, very, different, weekends., And, I had a relaxing weekend in such a page way.

What, did, you, do? And, by, that, I, mean, I, hit, my, 10,000 steps. I drank tea on Friday night. I went shopping at an outlet on Saturday. I love a sale. I love a bargain. Like I literally touched so much grass.

I, was, gonna, say, bring, back, shopping, in person. Like it's, it's, one, of, my, favorite, things, to do

to, see, something,, touch, it,, try, it, on the dressing room, realize it looks stupid on you. Like that's a memory we all miss. And like

to, go, shopping, and, then, say,, "Do, you want to get lunch?" is like, "Sorry that's my version of like don't talk dirty to me." Like that is so I'm like oh my that's my that's my favorite day ever is to go to a couple stores and then stop and have lunch.

Go, to, a, couple, stores,, get, over stimulated. Um have to talk to some people you don't want to talk to and then have to pee really bad and not know where to pee. That's my idea of a perfect afternoon.

Yeah., What, was, your, weekend, like? Well,, I, took, my, mom, and, my, uncle, on, tour with me because my uncle was his birthday and he's like, I want you to take me on tour. And I'm like, what? Whatever you're into, I don't judge.

It's, not, It's, not, glamorous., Let, me, let me just preface with it's not glamorous.

So,, they've, never, been, to, Texas,, my, mom and my uncle. So, they're like, "We want to come with you to Texas." So, we went to Houston, Austin, and Dallas, the same run we did.

And, it, didn't, It, wasn't, good, for, my dairy. It was I now my new thing is just posting online being like, "Is this dairy?" And it's just cheese enchiladas. Everyone's like, "No, it doesn't count in Texas."

I, was, just, going, to, say, Texas, has, their own set of rules and dairy is they're doing like they're doing more than dairy. They're What are they doing? They're doing like that. What's the thing that people get so mad on TikTok about? That's one of my favorite things about Tik Tok. People can get so mad about things and I'm like, I don't even know what that is to get mad at it.

I, love, when, there's, drama, about something I don't know and I get to start on the ground floor. I get and sometimes I can't find the original Tik Tok that people are even mad about, but I'll still get an opinion on it.

I'm, like,, I, need, the, root, of, this argument. My, current, niche, one., Have, you, heard, he heard about Hair by Chrissy?

No. Okay., This, girl,, Hair, by, Chrissy., I don't know where she's located. It seems like Texas. It could be LA. And it's this lady that owns a salon that all these like influencers go to. So, this young girl goes, "Hey, I just paid $4,000 for Hair by Chrissy, and she came over for like a minute and like touched my hair for like 90 seconds total, and I feel scammed." So, the internet is losing their mind on whether if you

So,, who, did, the, girl's, hair? She, basically, is, like, "What, do, you want?" And then she'd get like five other girls to do everything else, but she'll come in and like curl one hair or like check it to make sure it looks good. So like, yeah, that's

she's, outsourcing., She's, outsourcing. She's, giving, you, like, a, consultation, and saying you got your hair done by her but really she's like outsourced the work.

Yeah., And, I, think, the, pro, also, what 13-year-old is paying four grand for a

Wait,, wait,, wait., She, was, 13. She, wasn't, 13., They, I, don't, you, know anyone anyone who's young nowadays, I don't know.

But, this, is, like, this, is, like, younger influencer. Yeah. She was like 18.

Okay., Got, it., Got, it., Got, it., Um,, no., I I'm not a breast with that Tik Tok.

Also,, these, girls, are, getting, like extensions sewn in. I feel like that would give me a headache immediately. I'd be like, "Can you take it off?" Like after eight hours, I'd be like "Wait, I It's kind of itching me. Can you take it off?"

It's, interesting, because, you've, been wearing extensions for like a couple weeks now. Clipins. You're using clipins.

Clip, in. And, you, don't, think, that, you, could, ever No., Run, with, the, big, dogs.

Oh,, no,, no,, no., I'm, not, I, can't, be, with the Mormon housewife. This is my thing though. What I love about clip-ins, they put it in. You're like, "That's uncomfortable, but it's going to feel so [ __ ] good

when, I, get, home.", And, I, do, it, slow,, too. Like, I I put my phone on do not disturb and I slowly uncip them with some like with some music. It's sensual.

It's, a, It's, just, gonna You're, learning, your, own, body., You're like that bad touch. No, don't like that.

I'm, like,, Dez,, can, you, scratch, my, head? No, he's busy. I'm over here with my And then, yeah, I So, I've been enjoying my clippies, my clipins, but I become a monster with them.

You've, become, a, monster? Yeah., When, I, have, clip-ins,, like, I, think I'm Ariana Grande and Wicked. I'm like what?

Have, you, watched, It's, All, Her, Fault, or All Her Fault. I, started, it., I, [ __ ], love, Sarah. Also, I love the name Sarah Snook. If my name was Sarah Wait, who is that?

The, Australian, redhead. Oh,, is, that, her, name? Yeah. Yeah. Her, real, name.

Yeah,, she, was, named, after, Snookie. I'm, just, kidding., No,, but, my, name, is Sarah Snook. I'd be like, "Hi, I'm Sarah Snook. Nice to meet you. It's Double S to reporting to business."

Can, I, tell, you, that, I've, actually, re been re-watching Jersey Shore and I'm and I'm on season five and there's I'm not kidding. This is going to sound so insane. There's something extremely calming about it.

Well,, it's, also, like, a, beautiful, simple time when like our biggest worry was our Facebook wall.

I, didn't, realize how much drama happened on that show. Wait,, are, they, in, Italy, yet?, Did, they, go to Italy yet?

We, did, Italy., We're, back, in, the, Jersey Shore. So, the situation, which by the way, the fact that his name was the situation, that is so many syllables for a nickname.

Well,, like, I, don't, remember, in, real, time where like he was like a full-on drug addict and then like came back for season six and was like, "I'm sober now." Like, I skipped over

his, head, into, the, drywall, in, Italy to, get, home, because, he, was, out, of, drugs. It's so funny because like watching reality TV and then them like like hearing like okay well this is this happened because he wanted more drugs but like as a viewer you would have never known that. It's just so funny to watch now knowing like all the lore. Can I give a reality TV hot take which we occasionally do. We are at the point I haven't been watching reality TV. However, I believe I sent it in the ether. We're at the point where we need to let people fight about production because at the end of the day, I think everyone understands now that the fights are about production. So

yes., Well,, I've, been, watching, Mormon Housewives, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and they're that their whole their whole thing is about production. Well, the first season tends to not be about production because people are like actually getting to know each other, but then it becomes and let me say a general example. I'm not saying this happened to anyone, but it'll be like you're in the car and they're like, "Okay, um, wait like 30 minutes." You get there and some girl's like, "Why are you always late?" You can't say, "Production told me to."

Or you do, but obviously they cut that part and they're like, "I don't like your attitude. I hate you." Next thing you know, it's a huge fight.

Yeah. All, because, of, production., The, majority of the reason people are fighting on reality TV is because they're mad that someone else is infringing on their reputation. Yes. Like you're f like you're [ __ ] with how I'm coming off to America and now I have to kill you.

Yes., Yes., Yes., So, sometimes, things, might not look that bad. Like they're like "Hey, she's just asking her a question." It's like, "No, that question."

The, fact, you're, the, one, that, agreed, to ask me that is [ __ ] up. Also, do you know Mormons are like incredible at show tunes?

The, more, I, learn, about, Mormons,, the, more I'm not surprised. Yeah. What else would they do but be able to sing and dance? They can't drink.

Like, half, the, people, on, Dancing, with, the Stars, My New Religion, are Mormons because like the Huff brother sister are Mormons. Whitney's obviously Mormon. Riley Arnold is is Mormon. I know you don't know these names, but they're huge in the dance community. Oh, I actually I didn't know Julianne Huff was Mormon.

Yeah., Yeah., Because, they, just, sat, around and um like danced and sang and the gay male Mormons were like, "This is awesome."

Yeah. And, they, like, toss, each, other, around, and shake beds. But I'm not getting into it. One note about Dancing with the Stars.

Mhm. I, have, ideas, for, this, brand, cuz, it's doing so well this year. We need to expand. I pitched.

What, is, it?, What, is, it, this, year?, No, truly. I think it's like very interesting. Dancing with the Stars has been on for what, like 20 years?

Yeah., I've, talked, to, my, sources., I've talked to my sources. And, it, was, the, biggest, thing, ever, to come on TV. Then it like went and had a lull. Then it was almost seen as like if you went on Dancing with the Stars, your career was over. That was your final like you went on Dancing with the Stars. Now all of the sudden it's having this like Gen Z resurgence. Jenz's obsessed with things millennials did in like it's really crazy. They're like really obsessed with like how we partied in high school.

I, think, it's, cuz, we're, so, close, but, so far like, they're, obsessed, with, 2004

to, 200, like, 16. Mhm., Mhm., Like, just, listen, to, Kesha. Just, listen, to, Kesha, and, you'll, get, it.

Like, listen, to, Kesha, and, put, navy eyeliner on your under lid and that's it. But what is it that like Dancing with the Stars had that comeback?

There's, a, social, media, girl, that, works for them that is doing so well with their Tik Toks and so basically the last two years it's kind of like our podcast like our podcast was doing well and then we started posting all our clips and it started doing that much better. I also let's give credit to Alex Earl. Let's give credit to the Mormon housewives. these these like people who aren't considered Hollywood famous who are actually more famous than A-listers in some capacity are bringing like serious views to the show and serious wait I feel like a ESPN reporter for dancing with

no, why, do, I no like actually I I've changed no this visual is really [ __ ] with me because I have like multiple lights because I looked said, "I feel like I'm in the chair. I'm at CNN headquarters and I'm like reporting live."

We, actually, have, Hannah, on, the, scene right now. Hannah, what are you seeing?

Um,, thank, you, so, much,, Paige., Hope you're doing well. Um, I want to pitch a Dancing with the Stars doing different things and I realize what it has to be. And it's going to be violent and there will be blood

but, I, want, to, see, Dancing, with, the, Stars figure skating. Wow., Okay,, hear, me, out.

I'm, sure, they've, thought, about, it. Me, out., I've, heard, I', I, saw, I, was watching um Figure Skaters and it was reminding me of Dancing with the Start. That's just Dancing on Ice. I mean, all Disney on Ice. Hello, Hulu. Hello.

The, brand's, already, there., The, problem is is you can lose multiple fingers. You could like, you know, people break noses in the dance. You could they could slice your inards could fall out.

Is, that, good, TV, though?, Is, that, good, TV? Is that good TV? I Yeah, like you're slice it. No, I actually already I already thought about it. Declined my offer. Thank you so much.

Well,, you, you, were, anything, physical, you're not getting involved. I do I do feel like people like to ask though. They're like, "Paige

if, there's, one, reality, show, that, from, my childhood I would um partake in if they brought it back was called Supermarket Sweep. And it was people that used to be timed going through the grocery store and I thought that it was some of the best television to ever grab tricking people to do chores.

Yeah,, I, loved, it., And, it, was, like, you had to guess what was on sale and your items had to add up to a certain number and you had to it was just supermarket sweep and I loved it.

That, was, very, Italian, mom, of, you. Well, I would actually watch it with my aunt Pam in the summer.

Crushed., Aunt, Pam, is, like,, "Look, at these [ __ ] amateurs." Yeah., While, my, grandma, would, like, make dinner or something.

They, can't, even, find, the, produce, aisle. They can't find the produce aisle. What's the [ __ ] is this guy doing? Whenever it was a man, I'm like, why is he doing this? This man has no idea. Yeah. When people say that they had like really good childhoods, it's the similarity between people that had good childhoods, it's that they lived a certain amount of years as an old woman. like like I lived a certain amount of years as a 75year-old smoker, you know like like I had my shows, I woke up late, I had like morning coffee, I had debriefs, you know, like I like

I, went, to, bed, late, and, I, sipped, on, Pepsi while like a Yankee game was on, you know, like I was an old woman.

But, the, truth, is, a, good, life, is circular. The way you start your life and end your life is the same.

Unfortunately,, right, now, we're, in, a little bit of a chaotic moment, but I started, you know, you're like watching morning TV, you know, cuz you have nothing to do during the day. You're having a slow morning.

Oh,, the, peaceful., You, have, chocolate milk for no reason. If, you, peed, yourself,, it's, like, not, that big a deal.

You, can, say, anything, you, want., You, could say inappropriate things. You could forget things and everyone goes, "Oh that was cute." That's when you're old and young, but this age we can't get away with it as much.

Um, anyway,, so, yeah,, Densy, with, the, Stars, on Ice. Maybe it won't work. Okay,, so, Secret, Lives, of, Mormon, Wives, is coming back.

You, were, so, obsessed, with, it, watching, on the plane every day of tour. You've been waiting for the next season.

Well,, because, they, really, ended, it almost felt like they ended in like the middle of the season cuz it was like such a cliffhanger of

things, that, was, going, on., Like, there's, a cheating scandal there's, fighting,, there's, soda,, there's hair extensions lots of hair extensions.

Taylor's, the, new, bachelorette,, which, I feel like there's got to be drama. Sometimes I'm just like, no one's on her side. Like, you want to like jump through the TV and be like, I'll be your friend because everyone around you is not on your side. And it makes me so upset and so sad. But I wonder how her baby daddy feels about her being the next Bachelorette. But it really ended with everyone thinking that Jesse like had an affair, but then like Jesse saying that Dem Demi had an affair. And so I need that cleared up in the first episode back.

And, I, feel, like, they, always, go, to, the source. Like they never stray away from the drama on that show. There's never like a scene where they're just like doing nothing.

No,, there's, never, just, a, scene, of, them stirring their coffee in the morning you know, just like a serene moment. They're always like, "Why don't you come to my house, sit on my couch, so I can tell you about yourself?"

There's, some, stuff, brewing, that, I, think season 3 we're going to see. There's, things, brewing., Um,, there, were, a couple couples last season that like you're like, they might be having some problems.

There's, some, cracks. Also,, here's, the, thing, about, this, show. I genuinely like all of them. Like, I'm rooting for all of them. Like, I don't think

Well,, you, love, women. Yeah,, I, love, women., I, don't, think, that there's one of them that's like particularly evil.

Whitney, and, Demi,, it, looks, like, they might become friends, which they historically weren't friends, but they all like switch at some point.

I, love, a, new, alliance. And, that's, what, it, is., It's, a, new alliance, especially, when, you, think, that, it'll never happen.

Yeah., And, then, it, happens. I'm, so, excited, to, watch, it., Wait,, what's a dirty soda?

A, dirty, soda, is, like, one, of, their, sodas that they make, but they put like all crazy syrups in it and all different stuff. You would freaking love it. Oh yeah. It's like when you're at a

You, love, a, fun, drink. Yeah., Fast, food, and, you, like, put, them all together. Watch the girls chug their sodas and come for each other's throats.

Yeah., Season, 3, is, out, right, now. So, we're, ready, to, binge, it. Oh,, I, can't, wait., I'm, literally, going home and starting.

It's, binge, time. Yeah, it's, binge, time., Turn, on, Hulu. I'm, ready, to, download.

Okay,, so, grab, your, dirty, soda, Mormon Wives style and get watching. The new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is streaming right now. Season 3 on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers. We're ready to binge, so join us. As you guys know like I'm an artist. I actually like kind of wanted to be on Project Runway as a designer.

No,, but, not, to, like, have, a, fashion, line, like just to make stuff. Like I like the idea of like

This, is, so, you, This, is, so, you., You're like, I actually really want to do this but first I'm going to change it to what I think it should be. I'm gonna do it. And then

well,, I, I, wasn't, like, thinking, fashion industry. I was like, okay, I can make a sick dress out of this whatever they're trying to do. Like I I'm an idea person.

I'm, an, idea., I'm, a, creative, director,, so I was into that stuff. Um but yeah anything survivor? No. MTV.

Yeah. Made. Is that what it's called? Oh,, I, thought, you, were, gonna, MTV, Made. Sorry. I thought you were going to MTV made and then you were going to say the show.

What, would, you, have, wanted, to, be, made into? Oh, my, god., Yeah,, these, were, like, such good ones at the time.

Like, it, was, people, being, like, I, want, to be like captain of the cheerleading squad. I want to be like it was like very sports related. So like when I would watch it and I was younger, I was like I want to be like the dance captain. I was gonna say now I want to

be, made, into, someone, who, doesn't, have anxiety, you know, like the, dance, caption, is, for, someone, else.

And, that's, my, segue, to, our, documentary of the week Eddie Murphy. I, saw, it., I, didn't, click, on, it,, but, I, I figured you watched it.

This, sweet, I'm, gonna, cry., This, sweet, sweet, sweet man. Eddie Murphy at one point says, "Happiness is not about how much money you make, how much fame you have, da da da da.

It's, how, much, peace, you, have, in, your mind." It's, so, true. And, my, king, Eddie, Murphy, blows, up, in, the 80s. like he was the fir he was like one of the first leading black actors to like star in a huge huge Hollywood movie that like financially killed it and he was the biggest star of the 80s and he'd like be hanging out with Rick James. He's doing music. He could do every impression whatever. He also doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. Honestly Eddie and I like would have hung out.

He, doesn't, drink. He, doesn't, drink., in, the, 80s, he, was hanging out with Rick D James. He said [ __ ] would get kind of weird and then he would just like leave but he'd hang out all the time

and, he, was, just, like, incredible., But this is the sad thing about it. People started to, you know, do impressions of him because he was got so popular and um he had this laugh, this classic laugh where he'd be like I think that was that was his laugh. He was like Anyway, it was the best laugh ever. He changed his laugh. He changed his laugh because people like I guess they were kind of making fun of him, but that was like how they would do like an SNL impression of him and he you're watching him and he's doing like a different laugh the whole documentary and you're like where's Eddie? But it got me thinking

wait,, that's, so, sad, and, also, so dramatic, but, also, so, [ __ ], real, because, I, don't know about you, I've been told I have annoying laughs and I think I've changed my laughs through the years depending on who my best friend is. Like do you know how like you ever like hang out with someone and they have a certain laugh and next thing you know you both are like together?

I, think, that's, just, like, symbiosis though. I think that's just like osmosis.

I, feel, like, sometimes, I've, changed, my laugh based on Well, all girls have had a moment where we've changed our laugh around our crush. Like you've been like

I, went, through, like, a, week, in, like, 8th grade where I changed my voice. Oh, my, god., What?

Where, I, was, just, like, like, I, swallowed, a lot more than I normally did. What?, I, don't, know, why because like I met a girl and she like sounded cool and she like smiled a lot and I was like yeah like I'm

I, think, she, had, a, saliva, problem., I think she had she, had, a, sinus, infection.

She, had, she, had, overactive, saliva. That, was, like, when, I, thought, it, was, cool in um elementary school to do a half smile.

So, I, would, do, half, smiles., All, my, photos in elementary school go like this. I thought it was so cool.

Wait,, we, didn't, even, talk, about, you being on Jimmy Fallon and taking your pants off.

Look,, we, got, to, get, ratings, in, these streets. Wait, Paige and I had Paige messaged me and she goes, "Did you just do what I think you did on Fallon?" I said, "Yes, I did." And she goes, "Save it for Giggly Squad." And I said "I'll speak to you then." So, here we are. Um can I defend myself? I'm watching it and I'm like

it's, starts, normal., Starts, normal. Starts normal though. Yeah., I'm, like, but, she's, wearing, tights. Like I'm not getting it until then. Like at the final moment I'm like but she's in tights and you're like and I'll just rip them. I'm like all my dams were like check on page check on page. I hate to say this. Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy, found, has, no, cabs.

Okay., So, this, is, the, behind, the, scenes of how this came about. When you go on a show, they have a producer that calls you and it's like "So, what do you want to talk about?" Now, this is what's tough with me and you. We be talking. Like, my stories are out there. Anything that's ever been done,

but, let, me, tell, you, something., Something that is stressful is like when someone emails you and is like, "A producer from the Jimmy Fallon Show is going to call you and ask you like the funniest things you can say in five minutes. Go." And you're like, "Um, I don't have any friends or a life. I have funny things to say. Like that's my immediate thought. I'm like, I don't do anything. It's so true. They're like, "Do you have any funny stories?" And I'm like, "How?" So they go, "Last time you were on um you did the worm and it it was amazed it." And I was like "Thank you." And they go, "So what else can you do?" And I I said, "Oh, that's that was it, babe.

Like that's all I have. That's all I have to give." And she's like, "Do you have any other skills?" And I'm like "I could play tennis, but we don't have a tennis court." Um, and I'm like "I could kind of juggle."

Any, talent?, Any, talent, at, all? I, go,, "I, could, juggle.", And, she's, like, "Okay, with what?" And I'm like "Balls." And she's like "Not like any knives." I was like, "Nope, no, just balls." And I'm like, "But not like under pressure." And she's like "Okay." I'm like, for like 10 seconds I could juggle. And she's like, "Okay

okay,, we'll, go, with, that.", So,, I, get, off the phone, I go to Dez, and I'm like, I just told Jimmy Fallon show I was going to juggle. And he was like, that makes no sense. That makes no sense. Like, no one wants to see you juggle. Also you're not a juggler. Like, I've never seen you juggle before.

Dez, is Dez, is, that, like,, you're, not, very, pretty and you're not very bright. Like anytime we say an idea to Dez, he's like, "How have you guys made it this far in life?" Like

you, guys, are, so, lucky, Dez, is, here, to veto my [ __ ] Yeah., He'll, genuinely, look, at, us, and, be like people ask you questions and they'll look to you for the answers. How?

But, this, is, Dez, and, I, work, together creatively very well because as you I told you guys I'm an ideas person. I'm coming up with ideas and Dez is just slashing them down and we narrow it down. So I'm saying he goes email them right now.

You, know, what?, It's, nice, to, know, that, no matter where we are in our lives, we'll always have someone that isn't a yes person. He's more of a no guy. And we need that. We need that.

The, truth, is, is, the, man, is, honest, with me. My honest king. And every now and then, does it hurt?

Yeah. There, have, been, a, couple, real, stingers. Yeah. My, Scorpio, king., But, um, he's, like,, "No, email them right now. You're not juggling." And I'm like, "Okay, well, I don't have what other skill cuz I don't have that many stories."

And, he, was, like,, "What?, Why, don't, you, do a calf off?" It was Dez's idea.

And, I, was, like,, "That, is, interesting. I'll pitch it to them. I'll see what they say." So, I pitch it to them. They say, "We don't I don't hear anything back." So, I'm like, "I think that's a good thing." And then I'm in the green room.

No, news, is, good, news. No, news, is, good., No., Shut., Write, that down. So now when you've gone to the Fallon show a couple times, the Tonight Show,

at, first, he, he, introduces, himself, to you, but now it's like I feel like we go way back. So like he walks into the green room and he's like, "Hey, saw you at the Ryder Cup." I'm like, "Jimmy Jimmy J,, Jimmy J., What's, good?"

And, then, I, go, "It's, crazy, that, you, agreed, to, the, calf off." And he goes, "Oh, I didn't." He's like, "But my team told me that we're doing it." No stories.

He, goes,, "I, didn't, agree, to, it,, but, I guess we're doing it." And I'm like "Okay." So, we're laughing. He leaves and then I realize I'm wearing tights. So, this is like all happening a little too close to showtime. So

now, when, you, were, Now,, you, didn't, think when you were putting the tights on didn't cross your mind.

Oh,, well,, shout, out, to, Hugh, Hue., They have incredible tights. Um wait. I actually almost had a full meltdown in the green room because Oh god. Okay. I put on my skims.

Mhm. And, then, I, put, on, my, tights, and, I, the tights had like a lining that then when I put my dress over it, you could see the line ever so slightly.

Okay. And, actually, Grace, was, sitting, there, and they were like, "We could see this bump in your dress." And they're like, "Can you take off the Spanx, take off the tights, and then put it on with the Spanx

over?", No,, no,, no., The, way, I, almost, had a meltdown. So, I'm fighting for my life back there. I'm I'm I'm fighting for my life. Leia out at this point.

Spanx, are, one, of, those, things, that, like humbling. No,, here's, the, thing. No one warns you for the first I'm not getting It's like emotional. No one warns you for the first time that someone says to you, "Do you have any Spanx for under that where you're like part?" Sorry, I'm I think I Sorry, I think I misheard you. You want me to put Spanx on under this? Like my mom wears Spanx? Like it's very

We, used, to, raw, dog, bodycon, dresses. Yeah. Do, you, remember, the, days, American Apparel bodycon dress, throw it on, show up to the house party? That was freeing. Nowadays,

I, need, to, stuff, myself. [ __ ], a, bach, mitzvah., You, become, a, woman when someone says, "Here are your first set of span."

You, become, a, woman. Like, that, is You, were, there, one, of, our, shows, with, my mom where my mom looked at me, took off her Spanx, and gave me her Spanx cuz she's like "You're not going on stage like that.

Not, going, on, stage, with, no, Spanx.", So anyway, I'm fighting for my life and then I look at the producer and I'm like, "Oh my god, I'm and these tights are gorgeous and they go with the outfit. This like we have to figure something out." And she goes, "Oh, um okay. We'll bring out a scissor for you." And I was like, "Okay." And I'm like turned to Grace. I'm like, "Am I about to like like bleed to death onto me trying to like

nervous, to, use, the, scissors?" Yeah., Yeah. I'm not a I'm not a [ __ ] like collage artist. I don't know how to I've never cut a tight before. With a little adrenaline, I'll mess up anything.

Yeah. Like, with, a, camera, on, me,, who, knows, what can go wrong. It's, so, crazy, because, I'd, be, like,, I'm not going to be strong enough in the moment to rip my ties, I'm going to need the scissors. Where you were like, I will accidentally stab everyone in the audience. My second brain can't be trusted on live television.

I'm, literally, like, a, toddler., I'm, like, you can't give me scissors without an adult in the room. Like what?

You're, like,, "My, mom's, not, even, here." No., And, then, there, wasn't, like, a practice run with it, obviously. So, I'm But this is again where I think we have to talk about mindset cuz I was in there feeling good. I didn't have a beta blocker. I was excited to see Jimmy. I liked some of my stories and I said "I'm going to leave the rest to God.

Let, go, and, let, God.", When, I, look, back, at it, so many things. And, Jersey, Shore,, Vinnie, just, got, that tattoo across his chest. So, it's actually so timely. It's so aligned. Let go and let go.

St., Anthony, was, watching, over, me., I, knew that. So,, so, many, things, could, have, gone wrong,

especially, cuz, we, start, the, bit, and, I, I assume someone's going to give me a scissor, but no one gives me a scissor. And I said, "Oh, they're about to let the monster out of its cage." And I said, "I'm about to be the Hulk and I'm going to

You're, on., You're, on., You're, live. This, is, live., There's, no, scissors., And, I And I was like, "We're ripping it."

And, somehow, imagine, if, I, were, to, rip, it and, it, like, you, can't, really, see, the calf. Like this is this is the finale.

It, could, have, been, the, wrong, spot., It could have been too high, too. I, could, have, not, opened, it,, but, like that's something you would do. You' be like, "I'm so weak. I'm so little." But also, I do have to say I did Google Jimmy Fallon calf beforehand and there's one paparazzi shot of him running and I was like, I think I could take him. I think I could take him. Um, I saw what I need to see. So, anyway, I I rip it and the crowd has a great reaction and I kind of laugh and I walk off stage and I'm like

did, it, did, it, work?, And, the, whole everyone backstage was like, "Your calf has never looked bigger." And I'm like "No Hannah it

I, think, I, said, this, to, you., It, looked like someone inserted a dinner plate in your cat." I was like, "How is it so angular?"

The, calf, gods, were, watching, over, me, and like the bit couldn't have worked better, but like there was a 3% chance that was going to hit. I also think like the coloring of the tight was like adding a little contour. Like it was doing something. The only thing I could think of and this was actually the majority of my DMs was that you shaved your legs because I was like if there's a zoom in I'm going to be so real. There was like two day old hair that if they zoomed in they would have seen. But I had bigger problems in that moment. Like I was worried about a lot of things. Also all I do is try to not rip tight. So there was something very satisfying about just ripping a tight

something, rebellious. Yeah., Like, let, out, your, anger, by, like ripping an old tight you don't want.

But, um, so, yeah, that's, how, all, that, came to be. So so, that's, um, yeah, that's, how, that, all played out.

Also um, awesome just, raising, awareness, about, these, these talk shows and when you like are promoting something. It's crazy because sometimes you meet people like with the camera on you. Like I did the Today Show and Khloe Fineman was there and I've I've never met her.

So, the, moment, I, meet, her, is, us, me walking on stage and the camera's on. So you're in like camera mode. You're like "Hey, hey, nice. Hi, nice to meet you." Like it's the weirdest thing.

Like, the, first, time, I, met, Kelly Clarkson, I was doing I was hosting a game show and I'm like, "This isn't how I wanted us to meet."

Right., Then, you, were, standing, like, that. Yeah., I, literally, was, just, standing right

in, game, show, host. She, was, watching, me, read, off, a, card. That's my nightmare. That's your nightmare.

That's, my, nightmare., Except, I, can, do teleprompter like eerily good. Yeah., Yeah., If, you

It's, like, the, only, thing, I, know, how, to do. I, imagine, you, in, school, being, like,, "Can we do teleprompter instead of books?" Thanks. I really shine a teleprompter. In college, like being like a journalism major, I was so bad at everything except when we were like in studio and like I could literally could not read out loud in class. But once there was a teleprompter on me that I knew like a camera was watching me, I was Shakespeare. I couldn't I couldn't stop speaking.

Also,, I, came, at, um, Leslie, Bib, and, um Jenna Hager Bush about Bobs. I sat down and it was like a fun bit. like I just want to war in America against bobs. And Leslie was like, why would you say that? Leslie was like, where are you coming from? My throat. I just met you.

Wait,, I'm, obsessed, with, Leslie, Bib, and her Tik Tok. She like has a house upstate that she's like re I think it's upstate that she's like redoing.

She's, the, sweetest, angel., Also,, Stonin Stonin., But, I, just, want, to, like, let people know that like just because the bob works on some people, it doesn't work for everyone. And I just was raising awareness.

Okay., I'm, actually, really, happy, you, said that because as someone who's had a bob I can't say that.

No,, you, can't, cuz, you, pull, it, off. I, can't, say, that, to, people, like, it's, not for everyone. Like because that would come off really [ __ ]

True. But, you, over, there, with, your, clip-in extensions, you can say, "Hey, Bob's not for everyone."

It's, No,, it's, not., Cuz, I, look, like, a, a, a scared Victorian boy. You look like an apprentice like in the 1760s.

I, look, like, that, evil, king, from, Shrek. Yeah. Okay., What, else? Anyway,, Eddie, Murphy, was, in, Shrek. Two Eddie Murphy movies you guys have to watch. Mulan, He was the Lizard and Shrek when He's the Donkey. We have to watch some old nostalgic movies just to enjoy life again and to smile. What do you think about Kim Kardashian not passing the bar? Wait, we haven't even really talked about all his Wait, not really. We haven't talked about it at all.

No. Okay,, let's, talk, about, it. You, go, first. It, makes, me, so, sad, because like I don't know what that show is. Like I And this is someone who I love the Kardashians. I literally support anything and everything that they do. Kim is one of those people people where she's like it's one in a million. Like I would watch her on TV do anything. Is she going to win an Oscar? No. Not absolutely not. But if she wants to keep being in shows, I'm going to keep watching them because I like the way she looks. I like her outfits. I like the vibe. I like the aesthetic. I saw someone describe the show as very camp.

And I don't know what camp really ever means and they nailed it. And it's that's exactly what the show is. I agree with you.

It's, I, I, don't, really I, went, through, a, lot, of, different emotions and I was texting you throughout it.

So, the, first, three, minutes and, I, love, every, actress, in, it. Obsessed., The, first, three, minutes, are you're you don't know if it's a comedy or a drama. Like I couldn't tell if Sarah Pollson was being sarcastic or if she was seriously act. I do think it was a I was confused. And then Kim Kardashian, some of her lines seem like everyone else is acting and then it looks like they went to her and just like got the line and then they put it in., Do, you, know what, I, mean?, Which, is like

Kim, felt, like, she, was, really, nervous, she was going to mess up the lines like word for word. That's how it felt. She was saying that

it, seemed, like, they, were, like, Kim, say this line like 80 times and we'll pick the best one. And like that's how she did all her lines. And look, I don't care about whatever process and it might have not been that but that's what it was giving. I love it. And if that's what worked, that's what worked.

But, it's, so, funny,, too,, cuz, we, see, Kim doing the greatest acting of all time which is reality TV. So, we're used to seeing like we know who Kim is as a person in a room. So, I think that's why it also is hard for her to act because we know her personality so well. Not to like give her excuses, but um well, it's kind of similar like when certain actors like when you go to their movies they're playing themselves. Like Jason Staithm is always playing Jason Staithm.

Jennifer, Aniston. So, like, you, think, of, Kim,, like, you, see Kim and you're like

"Why, is, she, stiff?" You're, like,, "But, be, yourself." Like, eat, a, salad., Shake, a, salad, and, make it believable. But what I will say, at first I was confused. And then once then you're kind of rooting for her. You're like, "Yes, deliver that line. Yes, just get the hottest guy to be your husband on the show. Yes. No. Yes. Get a private jet. Yes.

I, was, like,, you, know what?, Hell, yeah. Four, outfit, changes, in, four, minutes. Hell yeah. Then I like couldn't turn it off cuz I was like

like, a, slow-mo, montage, of, Kim, like dreaming of smashing someone's car. It was selling sunset but Ryan Murphy style. When she just walked out the car for 15 seconds slow-mo, I was like, "This is incredible." And you know what? I've been watching some like fancy artsy fartsy movies and I'm 30 minutes in and it's just all these like slow weird angular videography things and I'm like give me some entertainment. I want story. I want fun. I want silly. I want goofy.

Okay., Well,, I'm, going, to, just, say, this as someone who consumes television all day long who like does not really watch reality TV. There's no shows for girls.

I, need, more, shows, for, girls., Like, every new show it's like, "Okay, yeah, and you have to capture this and talk to this police officer and then this detective is going to get murdered and they started a company that you need to figure out like who the lawyer is." And I'm like, "Stop. I want like more Emily."

Our, fair, is, for, the, girls, for, sure., And I also there's something about older women and I don't mean that older than us um being so successful and so rich that like I love watching. It's like a manifestation.

I, love, it. It's, like, yes,, this, is, what, I, want., like they're on their eighth husbands and they're just like covered in jewels and it just seems very luxurious and they love

most, the, most, luxurious, part, about, it and I feel like I've like noticed this as I get older is like the freedom

of, doing, whatever, you, want, like, like, 10 years ago I would have said like I want like a Birkin bag or I want like this jewelry or whatever and then like as you get older I feel you're like, "No, I just want to be able to do whatever I want." And all of them in that show can do whatever they want. Like, they're in control.

So,, that's, why, we, actually, do, think, it's an Oscar nom and people are giving it enough.

And, that's, why, Yeah,, we, are, voting, for it. But, what, I, love, about, Kim, is, everything Kim's accomplished started as an idea in her head and she executes it and everyone's laughed at her the entire time. But like what Ski has become is [ __ ] bonkers. It's like partnered with Nike. Um but I love that she's like wants to try to be everything and do everything.

Pivot. Also,, who, is, going, to, tell, you, that, like you're bad? Also, I love that she posted all the tweets that were like, "Kim you're bad. You're bad actress." She was like "Hell yeah." Like I love it. Why can't women do it all? Why can't we do everything? do it badly. Why can't we normalize women doing things badly? Why do women have to be good at everything?

No., Men, do, so, many, things, every, single day and we have to and we literally pretend that they're doing a good job and, we, lie, to, them., At least, we're honest with women, but like let her do it and let her be bad at it.

Also,, I, feel, like, Kim, could, pass, the, bar if she wasn't doing 4,000 other projects. Like Ni Nash was talking about how like Kim is literally like on the phone like yelling at like a business manager about something and then starting a new business and then having an acting coach and then studying for the bar while also shooting reality TV. I'm like, "Yeah, she's not passing the bar."

Yeah., Yeah. Yeah. Even, Legally, Blonde,, she, like, was, at, the library like for studying. Wait, what do you think about Kim calling out her psychics? Wait, what? Did you see Kim say she called her sisters and she's like, "All our psychics are [ __ ] They all four of them told me I was going to pass the bar."

Well,, well,, well, you know what? I, love, that, the, Kardashians, go, to, so many psychics. I love it. Maybe if you didn't go to so many psychics and instead of sitting and talking to psychics all the time and you looked at what was at the in the bar and didn't just look at Chachi BT.

It's, all, about, the, Etsy, witch, these days. But like that scares me. See that is too

You're, my, Etsy, witch. My, Catholic, guilt, comes, into, play, there. I'm like that's dabbling too much with karma. I don't do that. I can't do that.

No,, no,, no,, no., But, you're, my, Etsy witch. Yeah., Oh, I, have, my, own. She

I, have, my, own. Liter, I, literally, texted, Hannah something earlier today and I was like and this happened to this person and it wasn't like a bad thing that happened to that person and I was like I think my powers are really strong because I didn't mean for that.

You, guys, look, up, the, Sicilian, Mlocio. Anyho, oh, gosh., So, yeah,, all's, all, is, fair., Um it's fun. Are you watching the Kardashians this season? Is it done?

I, actually, am. I, need, to, like, get, on. It's, like, funny, and, like, cute, and, like whatever. And I have it on when I'm like on my walking pad.

Let's, normalize, shows, that, you, have, on in the background. I can't with all these like shows that you need a notepad.

I, don't, want, a, notepad. I, hate, doing, the, podcast, virtually. I can't like embrace you.

You're, not, having, a, good, time., You, go., I hate I just going to say this, but I hate this. I hate this. No, I feel like we're in like a business meeting where I'm just like, "Hello come over." Like I feel like you're like my friend. Like I'm on the phone. You know, like sometimes you're on the phone with your friend and she's like, "I don't know if I'm going to come over yet." And like maybe later. And like you're like, "Just come over now." And she's like, "But I have things to do." Like that's how I feel right now. I'm like, "We're just we're on the phone anyway. Just come over." And you're like "Sorry, I'm in LA." Okay. Sorry my mom's not letting me also cuz I went into like a formal studio to record. So normally when we record virtually, I'm also like sitting on the floor, but now I'm like I really do feel like I'm

No,, you're, literally, interviewing, me. It's making me uncomfortable and like I have K18 in my hair right now and like Aquafor on my toes. Like I'm vulnerable. Weird stuff is going on. Like other people are there and they're listening to me and I don't know what they look like. That freaks me out.

I, also, I, have, to, get, my, nails, done, after this and I'm going to freaking freak out.

I'm, going, to, cry., I'm, literally, crying. I mean, this is like not a Oh, here's the other thing. This is like a Sunday evening. We're recording on a Sunday.

This, is, There's, a, lot, of, weird, energy happening. Sundays, are, weird, vibes.

Yeah,, because, weird, energy., You're you're like you're sad about the weekend ending, but you're also very anxious about the next week starting. So there's no positives anywhere you look. We're scared.

Like, on, Sunday, night,, do, you, ever, like look at your calendar for a week like for like the week ahead and you like mentally have to be like, "It's actually like not even that bad. Like you made it sound like it was so much worse than it is." And like that's actually going to be fun. And you literally talk to yourself like you're your own child. You're like, you're going to have a great time.

I've, been, trying, to, tell, myself, it's, not going to be it's not going to be as bad as you think it's going to be. But I do this new thing now that I look at my calendar and whatever is really pissing me off. I I'm like I'm canceling it.

You, actually, Okay., You, said, something, a couple weeks ago, couple months ago that you wanted to have like boundaries where you're like, "No, I'm not doing it." In the past month, you've texted me things. Hey, I don't want to do this. And I'm like, great. Some of the things I don't need there. I'm not even made a breath of them.

I, said, no, to, things, you, haven't, even heard of. Wait,, what, did, you, say?

I, say, no, to, things, that, Yeah., you haven't even heard have been happening. Um

you're, like,, do, you, want, to, do, this?, Is it your dream? And I'm like, I don't even know what you're speaking about. Yeah, cancel it.

There, is, a, positive., There, is, a, light happening right now. I, bought, a, Furbo. Now, let me just say I was having a weird like wireless headphone thing with Furbo for a while. Like, even though you showed me

Deafany, on, your, Furbo, all, tour,, I, was like, "Yeah, but mine's not going to work." Like

how, do, you, use, a, phone?, How, do, you, use an iPhone? I, just, thought, the

Like,, seriously,, how, do, you, text? But, also,, like, when, you, get, it,, you, have to install it. Like, it just

You, don't, You, plug, it, in., Nope., You, plug it in. There's no installation. You plug it in and you download the app.

This, is, so, like, when, there's, something that's going to take one minute, but like you take eight months

stressing, over, it., So,, I, finally, got, a furbo for butter and, it, is, so, incredible, cuz, when, I'm away from her, I think she's at home trying to slit her wrist. Like that's what I envision Butter does when I'm gone. She's just like, "Where's my mom? I'm going to off myself." Turns out she's just sleeping on the couch.

She, is, loving, life., I, know, people, are like get really mad at like massive companies where they're like that company should not be worth that much money.

Furbo, should, furbo, should. Furbo, should, serves, all, the, money, in, the world.

No,, Furbo because, it's, best, invention. Furbo, is, the, only, thing, to, get, you, out of depression. Um, right before I went on stage, I was just looking at my Furbo and I'm saying, "I love you, Butter. I love you." And then I give her her treats and Butter. But at first, the way Butter was looking at me in the furbo, I got, sad., But, at least, I, was, feeling something. You know

you, immediately, become, Buddy, the, elf. You're like "Amazing. I'll call you in five minutes." Like, "Stay right there."

I, will, see, you, in, a, second., Guys,, I'm getting notifications. So, it'll say "Butter's walking, Butter's chewing."

And, they, want, to, help, know, your, cat better. So, they're like, "Is your cat gagging right now?" And you're like "Yep, apparent. It seems so." Yes. Like they like to know

if, like, after, this, podcast, I, can, go, and they're going to review all the things Butter's been up to cuz they can their AI is incredible where they cut all the moments of the day I missed where Butter did something cute and then I watch it.

It's, So, then, one, thing, though, when, I left I thought Dez was also leaving and like a couple hours later I go on the Furbo and I'm talking to her like a text from Dez. He goes, "I'm [ __ ] napping." So, I woke him up. By the way, you can watch people on the Furbo. So, I think Furbo is going to be the next thing where like people see like affairs happening.

I'm, sure, it's, I'm, sure, it's, already happening. It's, already, h, like that, is, the, thing., There's, so, many people that have like cameras in their rooms. I'm like what what do you what's the camera for?

Oh,, no., I, don't, like, that, at, all. I'm, like, is, that, just, your, furbo?, Like like why are people putting so like why do so many people have cameras in their rooms?

Well,, I, was, getting, my, makeup, did, and Dez started talking to us through the Furbo and everyone got freaked out. Um but

yeah, so, the, household, has, changed., The, Furbo is kind of No,, it's, the, best.

It's, the, best., Um but yeah, it keeps Dez on. So Dez is in Ireland now and I'm in LA. So that's eight hour difference. So we like are not going to see each other for

we're, divorced. Yeah., Like, there's, like, about, 1, hour, in the day when we're both awake.

No, way. That That's your dream. That's, your, dream., That, is so tricky with someone like you because you have boredom narcolepsy.

No,, I, know., I, sleep, late., He's, getting up early. We're just missing each other. But like I think it's good even as a wife.

What, time, is, it, there, right, now? You, guys,, even, as, a, wife,, play, hard, to get. Keep him on his toes. Be like, "Is she alive? Is she where is she? She

is, she, going, to, come, home, today? Are we still married?" Something, I, have, to, bring, up.

I, feel, like, straight, men, never, have, hand soap in their apartment. Well, occasionally, they, have, a, bar, of, soap, which is disgusting.

They, They, have, They, never, have, both. They never have a hand soap and a hand towel. Sometimes you get the soap, no towel. Sometimes you'll get the towel no soap.

Mhm., Mhm. They've, never, had, a, complete, set. Boy, bathroom, is, like, next, level, crazy.

Cuz, men, like I, guess, cuz, they, don't, wash, their, hands after they pee. They like, "Don't treat it like we do."

I, just, had, a, moment, to, remember something that happened earlier today and my mom called me and she goes, "Do you remember that outfit? It had like it was like a little pleated skirt and it had a matching jacket and I was like "From when?" And she was like "You were in kindergarten?"

Your, conversations, are, so, different, than mine. And, I, And, you, knew, you, go,, "Yeah, November 2nd."

Yeah,, of, course., I, I, go,, "Yeah,, of course I remember that outfit." What What about it?

What, about, it, is, my, question., What, about it? Did she save your stuff? She, has, some, stuff, saved,, but, she's, like mean like like if she doesn't remember something like she'll remember by like what she was wearing or what I was wearing. And that's how I am too where I'm like I don't remember that event but if I if you tell me what I was wearing, then I'll know. That's like a very specific kind of mental illness.

It's, very, specific, to, us. Some, people, are, visual. I, was, like, annoyed, that, she, was, like asking about it, but I was like, "Yeah obviously I remember that outfit."

Wait,, speaking, of, limited,, you, know, what I want to wear? Like, a, tank, top, with, like, a, little poncho over it. Like I want to those little ponchos. Is poncho the right word?

Like, a, sheer, like, little, cape., A, sheer little cape or a furry one or a fluffy one or a cotton one?

No,, I, love, a, poncho. I, love, a, poncho., Like, if, I, wear, it,, will people make fun of me?

Who, is, Pon, Deiance? What is that? Is that something in France? Poniance. Yeah., What, is, that?

It, sounds, like, It, sounds, like, a, guy, in No,, that's, something, anytime. Pon sounds like you just cursed me out you too. Bless you. Paul bit. It's like an explorer. I was like so wrong. Where did you get what? I don't know. That like made me think of it. Anyway, anyh who sorry it's Sunday night. night. I have to like get all my like weird feelings out.

No,, I, know., Also,, we, just, shared, a, meme on our Instagram about like don't complain that we change a subject all the time. Like, be thankful that we've talked about 18 different things in four minutes. Like, sorry, we can squeeze it all in.

If, something, pops, in, my, head, and, I, don't say it immediately, then I'm going to forget it and that's going to annoy me.

I, hate, a, long, story., It's, like, Pon. Also,, you, said, it, as, if, I, was, about, to be like, "Yeah, I know who that is." Are you being like so stupid and it was like a really famous thing in France that you were going to be? Yeah, obviously.

So, stupid., I, think, I'm, crying. By, the, way,, stupid., Have, I, ever, known anything historically?

No,, but, like, you, love, Paris., You, always talk about No,, but, like, it's, like, your, favorite

I, don't, know, anything, about, wars. I, think, like, when, I, was, younger, and, they started talking about wars, I was like I don't like I don't like this. I don't like what it stands for. I don't support it and therefore I'm not going to process any of this information.

That's, how, I, was, about, math., Like, it's my biggest fear to go on a game show and they're like when was the War of 1812? I'd be like no idea.

Like, are, you, smarter, than, a, fifth grader? Like that is like a humiliation ritual that I would never be a part of.

They, had, Travis, Kelsey, hosting., Like that's very funny. Great, casting. It's, so, funny., Um, but, occasionally, on those like Tik Toks where they ask people basic facts, I'll do well on it and and my head will get big for a second. It's because you're like not under pressure. Like I I couldn't like even like Billy Iikner being like name a woman. I'm like

I, know. Wait,, that's, I, do, have, to, say, when, the camera is on you, you blank.

You, blank, out., I, don't, remember, my, own name. Jimmy, found's, like,, "Hi,, I'm, Jimmy.", I'm like, "I'm Jimmy, too." Hi. That's what you do. One other thought.

I'm, really, into, broccoli, omelets, right now. Okay. But no one has it available. So where are you getting them?

Well,, okay., My, grandma, would, make, like broccoli fittatas, which is very Italian. But this is the thing.

You, love, you, like, broccoli, rob. Love, broccoli, rob., But, when, you, have broccoli in an omelette, it tastes like potato. So it tastes like a hat.

Just, bear, with, me. Whoa,, wait,, wait,, wait,, wait. Broccoli, kind, of, tastes, like, potato, in an omelette. I'm gonna try that because I love broccoli. We You know what I've been doing recently? This is like so weird but like amazing. I've been getting just like frozen peas

okay? And, putting, them, in, the, microwave, and like steamable like making frozen peas then put then opening the package putting butter in it and eating it with a spoon.

Wait,, I've, just, been, eating, peas. I, I, don't, know, if, that's, legal. I'm like, why does why aren't people talking about that?

Well,, you, know, what?, They, do, that, for babies. They mush up the peas. They mush up

basically., That's, what, I'm, eating. Wait,, I, did, get, on, a, weird, TikTok algorithm of um moms making food for their kids that they also eat. So, be like, we're eating.

Why, not? Like,, I'm, sorry., I'm, not, You're, not, just eating chicken nuggets. If you're getting chicken nuggets, mama's getting chicken nuggets, too.

I'm, scared, I'm, going, to, have, a, baby, and I'm just going to change my whole personality. I'm going to be a freak and I'm going to be like, I'm making mashed carrots today. I can't podcast.

You, want, to, do, that, so, bad,, but, you you're always freaky behind the scenes.

Yeah., Wait,, what, are, we, talking, about? I, feel, like, next, thing, you, know,, you're going to be mashing up peas, putting it on your face, telling me it's good for your pores.

Well, don't tap me. But this is my I know there I'm sure there's something there.

Who, decided, that, when, you, go, to, a, diner they're like, "Okay, um, omelette with spinach, omelette with peppers, omelette with onions, where's the broccoli option? You want me to be healthy? You don't give me a broccoli option."

And, then, if, I, ask, for, broccoli,, I'm, a [ __ ] nerd. It's like when I ask for apple juice.

It's, almost, like, you, see, more, asparagus omelets than you do broccoli. No,, I, know., And, I, feel, like, broccoli's PR team is slacking. Not on top of it.

Not, on, top, of, it. I, never, order, an, omelette., So, I, don't care about this cause.

I, could, tell, when, I, started, the, the, life died in your eyes when I start talking about it.

Supporting, it, here., I'm, I'm, here, nor there. I'm, speaking, up, for, the, community, that doesn't get spoken for

and, it, doesn't, affect, me., So, like what, are, you, eating?, Granola peas. What about a Why don't people do peas? You're getting like if I'm going to a diner, I'm getting a fried egg bacon, and toast.

Yeah. Hash, browns. Yeah., Yeah., Wait,, why, don't, people, put peas in omelets?

That's, disgusting., Peas, are, to, be, eaten on their own with, butter or, at, Thanksgiving, or, with, a, chicken.

I, do, have, to, say, peas, with, like, a, little bacon or if you're Italian, panchetta with a little onion. Oh my Oh my Oh. Oh. Stop. Stop.

Mushroom. Oh., Oh., Don't stop., I, gotta, go. You, guys,, we, ended, on, a, high, note.

You're, sick. Thank, you, for, giggling, with, us., Um,, I'm going to Florida next weekend. A bunch of shows in Florida. Paige, what are you doing? Oh gosh. Daphne Latte Stripe is coming up. When is this pod coming out? Th Tuesday. Daffhne latte stripes coming out today. So, it's one of our new colorways. And

yeah,, get, it., I, love, a, latte., Thank, you guys for giggling. Talk to you later. Bye.

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Paige (Host), Hannah (Host).

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The discussion revolves around the lighthearted challenges of daily life, including humorous takes on personal experiences with fashion (specifically Spanx), health (like sinus infections), and the realities of being women in a modern world. The hosts share relatable anecdotes while emphasizing the importance of embracing grumpiness and the absurdity of their situations, encapsulating a carefree…

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