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Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues", an episode of Giggly Squad published October 28, 2025 (56 min, about 11,683 words). It mentions 10 people, works and ideas, including Nobody Wants This, Dancing with the Stars, David Harbor, 30 Rock, Giggly Squad.

What this episode is about

The discussion revolves around Halloween plans, emphasizing the fun and chaos of past celebrations, quirky costume choices, and the challenges of socializing while dressed up. The participants share humorous anecdotes about their experiences and preferences for Halloween, highlighting the joy and absurdity of the holiday.

Key takeaways

  • In the world of costumes, laziness reigns supreme — a hallmark of true Halloween spirit.
  • Dressing up is fun; it's the awkward small talk that turns it into a horror show.
  • Authenticity in branding: the skincare shoot that necessitated no retouching reveals our makeup dependency.
  • Halloween: where childhood memories of witchcraft remind us that family dynamics can be a grave affair.
  • Relationships are a 50/50 proposition — just make sure you’re not gravitationally challenged like some exes.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Nobody Wants This
  2. – 15:00: David Harbor, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Desmond Bishop
  3. – 20:00: 30 Rock
  4. – 25:00: Nobody Wants This
  5. – 30:00: Dancing with the Stars
  6. – 50:00: Dancing with the Stars
  7. – 55:38: Portland, Maine

Notable quotes from "Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues"

  • Okay. Second season. Phenomenal. The acting is amazing.
    about Nobody Wants This · at
  • It's a no. Which brings me to my feed, which is full of Lily Allen and David Harbor, who I've seen David Harbor and his scruffy ass walking around New York City before.
    about David Harbor · at
  • I was on the first episode of the Kardashians. You know who told me this?
    about Desmond Bishop · at
  • People don't talk about that enough. And Kelly Clarkson. The second they got out of their relationship. By the way, this is a chapter in the Giggly Square book, which is available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble etc.
    about Giggly Squad · at
  • The green room. got a [ __ ] and I swiftly go to the green room which by the way is like an the bathroom is like open where like everyone who works in 30 Rock goes.
    about 30 Rock · at
  • I was thinking about Dancing with the Stars though and how it's so fun with the dancing, but like what if they did it with singing?
    about Dancing with the Stars · at
  • Oh, I'm going to Medford in Boston and I'm going to Portland, Maine.
    about Portland, Maine · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • David Harbor — Person · Referenced celebrity (breakup/news example) · 1 mention · first at
    Discussed in connection with Lily Allen and a rumored breakup; used as pop-culture fodder and a New York sighting anecdote.
  • Desmond Bishop — Person · Referenced acquaintance (caller in anecdote) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as the person who called to point out the speaker appearing on 'The Kardashians,' serving as a credibility/trigger for that story.

Books & papers

  • Giggly Squad — Book · Referenced work · 2 mentions
    Mentioned as a book available for purchase, related to the podcast's themes.

Companies & orgs

  • Amazon — Company · Referenced service · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a platform where the Giggly Squad book is available.
    Kelly Clarkson. The second they got out of their relationship. By the way, this is a chapter in the Giggly Square book, which is available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble etc.
  • Barnes & Noble — Company · Referenced service · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a platform where the Giggly Squad book is available.
    Kelly Clarkson. The second they got out of their relationship. By the way, this is a chapter in the Giggly Square book, which is available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble etc.

Places & events

  • 30 Rock — Place · Setting · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as the location where a personal anecdote took place.
  • Portland, Maine — Place · Referenced location · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a future travel destination for one of the speakers.

Media & podcasts

  • Nobody Wants This — Media · Referenced show · 2 mentions · first at
    Discussed as a show with phenomenal acting and a significant fan following.
  • Dancing with the Stars — Media · Referenced show · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a performance night and admiration for a participant.
  • The Kardashians — Media · Referenced show · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in passing as a show one of the speakers appeared on.
    I was on the first episode of the Kardashians. You know who told me this?

Full transcript with timestamps

You know, we're making art here. Sup, gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that [ __ ]

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. What's up, my frozen grapes gigglers? Wasn't that a thing on Tik Tok?

Frozen grapes for sour grapes. It was the frozen sour grape grape with the hard shell.

Yeah. Which I actually did make once. Yeah. And then and then it all fell apart.

It all fell apart because nothing lasts forever. Um we were just catching up about our Halloween plans and turns out we have the exact same Halloween plans this year. Like exactly to photo shoot tomorrow and then nothing.

I hate Halloween parties. But I realized I don't hate dressing up. I just don't like dressing up and then having like normal conversations with people in your outfit. It I like don't know how to navigate that. I just remember like like Halloween in New York's crazy. Like I remember waking up when I had two male roommates and there was like feathers all over the bathroom and I was like who like [ __ ] a chicken?

Who [ __ ] a chicken? And then Corey naming names comes out and he has these khaki pants on still and there's red all over his crotch and he was like, "So I was grinding on an Elmo last night." Like we had we had fun back in the day, but I was so lazy. I'd always have like a gray a brown sweatshirt and brown ears and I was a bear.

Except for that year you were Post Malone, which was so good. That was my first year became friends.

Wait, I was Post Malone for like three years. Yeah. I It's like when I like a meal and I have to eat it. Like I That's what I do with Halloween costumes. I do it for like three years.

Be anything after 2020? No. No. What did you do last year? Oh, you were with me. I did the Australian breakdancer.

Oh, yeah. I did Fran Dresser. Dresser. That was really good. Well, this year we're not gonna give it away, but we both decided we're not going to go to any parties. We're just going to take photos of ourselves inside.

Halloween is actually my mom's birthday. [gasps] A true Scorpio witch. A true witch.

And she makes her witch's brew, also known as pasta fajoli. When I was younger, one time my little cousin was mad at my mom for something, who knows what. And all I remember is him yelling at her saying, "That's why you're born on Halloween, cuz you're a witch." And I remember going. [gasps] Like, it stuck out in my brain. Like, I still know where I was standing at my grandma's house. I was like, "Oh, he's going to have to sit on the steps for like 10 minutes."

Well, she's going to give him the colloquio, which you can Google that if you don't know what that is. Um, also, how's your face holding up?

Guys, I can't pass by a mirror without being like, wait, do you have like you're you're like glowing.

Well, I was at a Okay, I just did a photo shoot for a skinare company. Okay, so they so I'm really just skin moisturized.

Well, here's the thing. So, I get to this photo shoot for the skincare company and they were like, "Hey, like some of the shots is going to be like you washing your face or we're going to do like really minimal makeup and we don't retouch because it's skin." And I was like, "Pard done?" Excuse. So, everything had to be like I could put like a little concealer on in places, but I was but I couldn't do anything. I feel like some brands are like super authentic and like obsessed with being authentic. Then some brands will do a whole makeup shoot

without they're like fake lashes. Yeah. Or like without the makeup. Like they'll use other makeup which is

and that's capitalism. That's we'll just talk about world. Yeah. Well, that's showz. Okay. Let's get into some real stuff because I've been the pregame. I was just the get to know you. Okay. Did you watch the new season of Nobody Wants Us.

Did you watch the old season of Nobody Wants Us? I did up until like I watched half of it.

Okay. Second season. Phenomenal. The acting is amazing. By the way, huge fan. That's I'm a huge fan of that show.

I'm a massive fan of that show. I can't go on TikTok without now getting clips of like Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard and their whole relationship. And it's

it's consumed all of my thoughts. It's consumed all of my thoughts. Here's the thing about him who he has a very successful podcast. He's very like charming. They've been married for a while. People are like going back and finding interview clips of him talking about Kristen.

Yeah. At one point they were like the couple where it was like a they're like the they were like a Blake Lively

Blake Lively Ryan Reynolds and now but no fault of She's an angel. No, she's perfect.

She's more than perfect. Anna in Frozen. She needs to be protected at all costs. People don't know that.

She's the voice of Gossip Girl. Like she could have enough. What has he done? I'm not quite sure. He did an interview and he was like talking about how he's got insecurities of like

again I'm first of all I'm out insecurities I'm totally but he's like I he was like I have all these insecurities and he like listed them and they're like all normal ones that everyone has like the way they look the way they talk like whatever and then he was like the only time I'm like I think the word he used was like unbashful whatever is in relationships where like he thinks he's the prize. I dated a man one time that like would repeatedly tell me that he was also the prize and that it should be 50/50.

Wait, what? And I was like, "You're gay. What? You want a boyfriend?" Like, I'm sorry. I literally cannot watch clips of him talking ill of her anymore. And then she There's clips of her being like how she obsessed she is with him.

Yeah. If you have a friend who's obsessed with her boyfriend, I need you to pull them aside. It's terrible.

Well, you know what? It's giving. Remember Simone Biles? Yes. When her boyfriend was kind of like,

I'm a good athlete, too. Like, I'm going to But he also was like, you know, she sent into my DMs like, I'm the one, whatever.

And look, I No, I can't. One thing, okay, where's my take? Yeah. Okay. I think so.

Yeah. Hit them with it. Get that. Sometimes I feel like if you just pull people's like public personas of their relationships and you judge it based on that.

Totally. But I would argue that people's public personas their relationships is better than what it is behind closed doors.

Of course. So like whenever people like, "Oh my god, they're so cute." I'm like, "Yeah, that they're literally actors. They're actors." Like when you're on the red carpet obviously

he could not touch you for three months, but on the red carpet, he's going to put his arm around your waist. you know what I mean? Um, so that's one thing. I also

I feel like with the girls sometimes it's I don't want a a guy to be like so obsessed with me and I'm like not as obsessed with him.

Yeah. Like cuz I get bored, but I like it going like back and forth. Like some weeks I like being like, "Oh, I'm the ugly one.

Oh, like like he's like something about him. I'm like, "Oh, he's hot this week." And then the next week I'm like, "Catch up. You got to catch up." But um it's hard to perceive a relationship based on like just old clips. I just think like she's so [ __ ] successful.

Yeah. That be a little insecure. Sometimes you can't have two um head shots in a relationship.

Yeah. And I [clears throat] can mine cuz my husband's old. So true. Like if if Dez was 35 and he was like doing his stuff when he was 35, it would be chaos.

No. Which What were you going to say? I was going to say people get so mad when when like women are like like I very much live in the mindset of like the man should like the girl more

and [clears throat] people get mad at that saying like no it should be you should equally love. The only reason I think the guy should like the girl more is because their their role is to protect.

So like you if you're going to protect me, you have to care about me more. I'm not running in front of a bullet for you psycho. But you should run in front of one for me.

True, true. Cuz you're my protector. If you're not, then what are you doing here? I'll hire someone.

In the very beginning, he needs to be the one that's more into it. Cuz men are simple. They have one way of thinking. That's how they'll always be.

And I get like, and I love talking in mass generalizations. I love being a feminist. I'm all for being a feminist. I'm sorry, but my number one rule that I really won't go against, I'm never reaching out first. I'm never DMing first. I'm never asking you out. I'm never give going up to you and giving you my number. And I get that like women can be like, "That's empowering." Like, no, you take charge. Not me. Not me. If you don't want me first, then I don't want you back.

That's valid. I was like I was, you know, I love to flirt. So, and I think men are scared, but again, you don't want want a man who's so scared. I think men are intimidated. I think men don't know things. So, like I'm fine with putting out the first like, "Hey, what's up?" and then seeing like if they make it happen, but then I look back not to be like, "Okay, but like Dez is the one who DM'd me

as he should." As he should. And that's romance. The DM is romantic. That's romantic. So, but look, the truth is is if you feel like you're forcing it at all in the [ __ ] beginning when you guys are so [ __ ] horny, sorry, Mom. Like, it's a no. Which brings me to my feed,

which is full of Lily Allen and David Harbor, who I've seen David Harbor and his scruffy ass walking around New York City before.

Okay. I didn't even know they were a couple, let alone had this crazy breakup. Well, also, I didn't actually know she was a singer.

Sorry. I like the memo. You cry and I'll see you cry. Wait, what? Did I hit that note? Is that why you knew it?

Did you sing on the Kelly Clarkson show? Did you look Did you sing on the Kelly Clarkson show?

No. I was like watching a clip. I go, if she sings in front of Kelly, I'm going to

Well, and I was like, well, she's a singer. I'm a singer. I can't wait. I knew that was I knew that was your mindset going in. Like, well, we're both doing our crafts.

We're both Well, okay. So, people don't know these talk shows. Beforehand, there's a producer who calls you,

right? And this producer, we were kikiing and we had a lot of stories lined up and it goes fast. So, I didn't know what story might go,

right? And like they prepare you for 15 minutes of talking when you're really going to talk for free.

And I had like different bits. I had a joke. I was going to do a monologue. I didn't know. And next thing you know, I was just like, "Killy, I think I could hit the wicked."

And I'm so happy I wasn't there because I didn't attempt it though. I didn't like I She

Oh, you just said Okay. I was like, I think I could like I wasn't going to disrespect K Clarkson. No, no, I have respect.

I thought you were like American Idol. Cool. It was on 30 years ago. I said I did it and then it was just silence. Clay Clarkson was like, "Get out." She's like actually quitting the show. I'm like, she just turns goes full Simon Cowell. She's incredible.

I was on the first episode of the Kardashians. You know who told me this? Desmond Bishop.

Desmond Bishop calls me and goes pages on the Kardashians. I'm minding my own business,

watching minding my own business. It's a more I'm having a slow morning. I said, my girls are back. Let me throw the girls up on TV. I'm sitting there. I'm drinking my coffee and all of a sudden I hear

Courtney say my I like hear my own stuff and I'm like, "Oh my god, no one's Why is no one talking about this? No one's talking about it."

Well, because they couldn't use your actual voice. Oh yeah, they Oh. Oh, that's what happened. I guess NBC or or Bravo didn't give them

Yep. It didn't didn't give them the rights to use my voice. And it's it's your voice.

How dare they? How dare they? It's your voice. I own it. No, but that's like why I couldn't I couldn't post my crazy paparazzi pic where my hair was all crazy cuz they weren't they didn't give me per like they didn't give it to me and Getty and my team was like they could sue you for 50k. And I was like, well, I do want likes on this photo.

You know, I that one time when they were trying to sue me for like 30,000. Did you get out of it?

Uh, yeah. I ran out the statute of limitations and that's what can not responding to an email can do.

I said this isn't real suing you just got reminded to see you again. [gasps] My lawyer was like honestly we just have to make it till like June 7th and I was like cool.

Wait, but the Lily Allen thing Wait, the Lily Allen thing is crazy. I haven't listened to any of it. I was going to listen to it when I leave the studio apparently. Like

I mean she gives names, she gives dates, she gives social security numbers. Like

she gives like it starts with like her life when they first move in to like their new apartment that they did an architectural digest in New York City.

The [ __ ] Palace. The [ __ ] Palace. And then it like I kind of love an album having a

a full story. I also love that someone's joking that um she hasn't written anything in seven years. So like he's going to be like, "Wait, she did what?" And she's like, "There's no way she did a whole album. She hasn't written a song in seven years." But you know what's a sign of being in a bad relationship? Not creating.

Yeah. Not doing [ __ ] Like Mandy Moore. Yes. People don't talk about that enough. And Kelly Clarkson. The second they got out of their relationship. By the way, this is a chapter in the Giggly Square book, which is available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble etc.

Yeah. Sorry, my fancy football. I lost today. Yeah, I lost. You could tell the vibes are bad. Um, so yeah, when women are not creating and like shining and taking up space, it's normally that they're in a bad relationship. But I would argue Chris and Bell is out here

shining. Shining. Yeah. Um, but maybe it's cuz he's busy podcasting. I think that's what it is.

And he has his thing. He has his thing, but like he just doesn't speak about her the way I think that I want her to be spoken about.

I agree. You know, it's also because she's so angelic. Like I also had this thought too because I think she says it in like one of her interviews or whatever.

I feel like in past relationships I was of the mindset that like oh if you end up with this person you have to make like these crazy compromises and you have to have like insane sacrifices and that just means you really love that person because you're going to sacrifice this or you're going to compromise this significant part of your life. And then I realized that's a load of [ __ ] Like when you're in a real good healthy relationship, I'm sorry, there's not a single compromise I could freaking find. Like you're not changing your whole lifestyle as a compromise disguised under like, well, no, we're in love.

No. And like the things that you do compromise are the things that you're like, okay, that's valid.

Yeah. You're like, I don't I actually don't care about them. And sometimes the stuff you compromise is stuff that actually helps you grow. Like it actually he makes you better by being like, "Hey, can you stop doing this?" Or like,

"Yeah." Wait, can I say some like the behind the scenes of Klay Clarkson that people don't know? Yeah.

Because I know you guys saw me in the show and you were like, "She's beautiful."

Yeah. Like she's perfect. Like she's glowing. Like did she get Botox? Well, I was on day two of my period.

And I was wearing this like really fun high skirt. Mhm. Wait, was it pony hair?

Um, it was faux pony. I loved it. There's faux bonies out here. Thank you. It was Theophilio. Okay.

Thermopolis. So, okay. So, then there was a top and and I had to like tuck it in, but it was kind of like falling out. Okay.

So, um the stylist that was with me was like, "We have to um take the top and like pin it to your underwear." And I was wearing like big granny panties. So, I was like, "Okay, perfect."

Yeah. You're like, "I have enough circumference." But then like I got there and I was like starving. It was like 2:00 p.m.

and I wasn't and I hadn't eaten yet all day. No, I ate in the morning. I had breakfast.

I was going to say lunch yet. I'm like, "You hadn't eaten and it was 2:00." So, like normally around 1:00 I like to eat lunch. If I It was like 2:00 and you know when you're like, "Okay, let's not eat."

But then I was getting like ravage. Like when I'm hungry, it's not like a light hung. It's like I'm like the room starts spinning. I'm like I start frothing at the mouth.

It's so interesting cuz when I have to do something, the thought of food makes me physically ill cuz I'm like, "No, let me get this done and then I'll do it."

I was starving like I'd run a marathon. So I got there and they had veggie straws and I was like, "Perfect, that's healthy." And then I had a like a Neutrorain bar. Great. And then I think I like had some chips or something. I don't know. But I'm just a full lunch.

Show me my face. And then I had a chicken sandwich. And then they had a pasta salad. And I'm so hungry.

The head of a pig. But then I am okay. Day two of my period. Like Chris, this is important for you to learn about.

I'm just like have diarrhea. Like like my cramps are like diarrhea. So like I'm like eating thinking that I'm like free and like nothing bad can happen ever in my life. and she's tying my shirt to my panties and I realized, oh my god, [snorts]

the first time I've ever heard you say panties and I thought that was gross. That was so disgusting.

Stop it. Sorry, my granny panties. Kids listen to this in the backseat of that. That's where we crossed the line. So, um I was like, "Oh, I have to go TO THE BATHROOM."

SO IT WAS LIKE it was I love when I love when you like act dainty or like little girl like little girl.

I say I have to go to the restroom. I said I went to the restroom. So I go actually if I say I have to pee I have to pee. If I say I have to go to the restroom you know it's a problem. Um by the way Seth Cohen um Adam Brody is like staring at me like he was right across the green room. got a [ __ ]

and I swiftly go to the the green room which by the way is like an the bathroom is like open where like everyone who works in 30 Rock goes.

No. So like I didn't have peace and quiet but I didn't want to like undo. So I just pulled the back down

so it was still clipped in the front. So I'm just like like kind of like the um sun

the suntan lotion thing. That's what I did. So like [ __ ] myself. Come back. Go back. And then I'm back in the green room and I feel it coming on again. And like I have to go on in like 20 minutes and I'm having like a full diarrhea.

Oh. But like there's like eight people in my green room. Were you nervous? Not telling anyone. No. I just my body like I think I had adrenaline and then I ate like all these random things and I was on day two of my period and my body was like, "We're not doing this right now."

Adrenaline will really make you [ __ ] yourself. So, I'm like, so I go back and I'm like fighting with this like underwear thing and I'm pretending to these people that I'm just like checking my hair in the bathroom, but I'm like having like explosive.

You're sweating. Are you sweating at this point? I'm sweating in my zebra hair.

Your faux pony. And then like, by the way, this is a it's not live, but it's it's [ __ ] tight. Like, they're like, "Okay, we're going to need you in four minutes." And I'm like, "Okay, do we try one more just to make sure I don't [ __ ] myself on the Kelly show?" So, I like run one more time and then no one knew. I'm just This is where I'm telling it. And then I walked on like I didn't just like my [ __ ] wasn't bleeding. And the way we started the show was they were like, "Why don't you host a little um game first?" So, I never met Kelly Clarkson.

They just announced my name. I walk on and I'm hosting this game show with Kelly and Adam Brody and some other people from Nobody Wants This

and I was just like, "Hi, Clay Clarkson." Trying to read a teleprompter while holding my butthole as tightly. And then I was like, I might have to hit the wicked note later. That's when I'm gonna lose it.

So that's imagine you hit the wicked node but also [ __ ] on her couch. Everyone would be like Tom Cruz who because this is the new couch moment.

Look, everyone's trying to go viral these days. Like you never know. No, adrenaline is so crazy when you have to go to the bathroom. I one time was going through a boyfriend's phone and I was like, "Oh my god, I'm going to [ __ ] myself." And I had to run to the bathroom. So then the next time I went through the same boyfriend's phone, I took the phone, first went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet, then I went through

let's go to Woman instead. Yeah. Because that adrenaline like I was like, I'm going to lose my lunch. Like this is

You know when people are like, "Oh, I'm backed up. I'm backed up." One thing about standup comedians, we are never backed up because right before you go on stage, you feel a rush. Also, like I feel like when you're running

Okay. I never used to freaking have that though before going out on stage and then I literally hung out with you too many times. I was in Palm Spring. I had to go and do something with Charlotte Tilbury like out on stage and like talk to her whatever. And before I'm like I'm going to have a nervous poop like I have to go to the bathroom. And every time I would say to people like oh I'm going to go to the bathroom. Someone would be like oh I have to go too. I'll come with you. And it's like an open and I'm like I don't

talk about that enough. PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ENOUGH. LOOK, I love female friendship when like you can look at a girl and just be like, I have to poop. Like that's there's a beautifulness about it. However,

if I'm at a dinner, if I'm at a group dinner and I'm getting up to go to the bathroom, all are welcome. Come to the bathroom because I'm sure I need products. I'm sure there's like things we have to talk about.

If it's a normal day, don't come to the bathroom with me. If it's a 2 p.m. on a Wednesday, don't follow me into the bathroom.

Yeah, you're I have things to do cuz you're going to be mischievous in there. want to be by myself.

Yeah, naughty things are going to happen. I actually, shout out to Haley, my blonde best friend. Um, Victoria's Secret. I was like wearing nothing. And we

You looked really good at Victoria Secret. We're about to go on the red carpet. And they go, "Do you want to run to the restroom first?" Because there's a restroom where the show is.

I never say no to a restroom, right? Like, you know, some people are like, "That's a skill of mine. I can use it at all time. I can use it right now." So I go "Let's

That's funny cuz I'm someone that's like okay." See, I'm like, "Oh, thank you. I would love

I'll hold it." No, I don't like holding. Life is too short. Farts, any of it. So, I'm with Haley and I'm like, "Okay, I'm going to go." And she's like, "Okay, we're going together." And I'm looking at her. I'm like, "Babe, this is a pre red carpet. I'm like, I'm about to

You're not old enough to experience this, Haley. You're too pure. You're going to see some things you don't want to see that you'll never be able to forget." But like that's when you like try to, you know, make sure that you're just the tank is empty. Um, but it brings you closer to your friends.

It does. You the best is when you like fart and you just go, "Excuse me." Like like you did something like polite.

I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think I've ever farted in front of a friend.

Do I not have any real friends? Have you never farted in front of me? No. I could do it right now.

Wait. You want to hear something else? disgusting that I saw on Tik Tok. Yeah. Your tongue knows what every

Why did you say tongue? Cuz I really wanted to emphasize it. Your tongue Yeah. Why am I saying it like that? Knows what everything tastes like or feels like.

Cuz it has It has Think about licking anything in this room. You know what it would feel like on your tongue. Is that so trippy and weird? Like I know what the screen of my phone would feel like on my tongue

even though we've never licked it. Yeah, I know what the table would feel like on my tongue.

Is that like you know what this would feel like on your tongue? What algorithm did you even like?

I don't know where I stumbled upon. I have no idea. Seriously, you don't have to lick it to know.

You don't have to lick it to know what it feel like on your tongue. You should say that to your husband.

Speaking of, I don't have to lick it to now. Thank you. We have a fun little surprise.

We do. We filmed an episode of Hannah and Paige try new things. A rogue episode

and cuz we missed it. We couldn't be kept away. No, we literally couldn't be so much fun.

We went to New Jersey. And that's all we're going to say and we went to a Duncan

and we just tried new things at Duncan. We learned how to make drinks. Hannah drove through the drive-thru and I did the computer. It's honestly one of my favorite episodes I think we've ever done because it was

I was kind of starruck at Duncan. Yeah. Like for Duncan to be like, you can go behind the scenes. We got to like see how everything's made and we had some contests. We tried to make stuff for Grace. Um we always

Yeah, we had to test our limit, you know. Yeah. Yeah. We pushed ourselves and I had a big car around the drive-thru. I almost

Well, you'll see. You'll see. I don't want to give away what happens, but it was pretty crazy.

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I was thinking about Dance with the Stars, which I'm locked in. I was locked. I There was a Wicked night and you know, I love Wicked. You would have hated it.

I know. Why does it bring me joy when you hate something? I know. I I don't watch it, but I already know I'm so proud of Alex Earl. I feel like she's really crushing it.

No, like she's she's having performances that afterwards I'm like, "That was the greatest thing I've ever seen." Like she's But

she has a dancer's body. And I'm going to say something about Alex Earl. There's a lot of people that'll be like, "She doesn't have talent. She doesn't whatever."

People do go viral and get lucky. But she's already been successful for a couple years now. That's not all luck. She's clearly a very very very hard worker

and like not and smart and like like it takes a certain kind of person to like execute Dancing with the Stars. It takes pressure. It takes focus. It takes memorization. Like I'm very impressed by her.

She's competing with like top athletes. And do you want to know what I feel like when people are like on a screen like you can get a you can read a certain level of their aura. She's always given me like good energy. Yeah, like

she seems just like sweet and like nice. I was thinking about Dancing with the Stars though and how it's so fun with the dancing, but like what if they did it with singing? Like what if they found people who can't sing and each week you had to sing a song that you were trained? Cuz I'm seeing these good singers. Like get bad singers.

Like you're going to executive produce this show and you're going to make me host it and I'm going to be like I don't even want to be here and actually you guys are really bad.

You're the only judge. Yeah, I'm the only judge. And you I don't want to be here.

I'm like, sorry, I'd be napping if I wasn't getting paid to be here. No one's going to be napping during that time.

I'm kind of I feel like as I get older, I am Simon Cowell. Like I hate everything. I'm like disgusted by so many people I know. Like

do you know there's an actual thing of you don't of people don't get enjoyment from anything?

Like there's a word for it. I have it. They said if it happens for an elongated period of time, it can be depression.

What's a long What's a long period of time? No, it's not that I hate everything. I'm unimpressed.

Yes. Which quote your best friend who I'm sorry people aren't talking about this enough.

I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by. That Did you hear her say that?

Yeah. Well, people thought it was like at Selena. I don't care who people thought it was about. And even if it was, who gives a [ __ ] Like, get over it now. It's been 10 years of this back and forth. We don't care. They're both married. Who cares?

That quote alone, I'm sorry. It's my new personality. I'm not in competition with people I don't feel inspired by. And I think my problem is is I'm unimpressed by things that I'm just like, I don't care.

Well, I'm going to bring us to a moment over the weekend. Um, I was alone in my hotel room.

I was bored. What a day. I started shopping on the real real and by shopping I can't find anything for me but then I started seeing all these things that I'm like maybe Paige will like. So then I start I sent her like 40 different links like I was just full on shopping for Paige in my head. Um cuz Paige is my Barbie.

Some things were cute. Okay. Well great. That made me really happy. I basically like it's like a love language where I'm like okay what can make Paige smile today? I'm like what does she like? I'm gonna send her links of clothes. And it's if she hates all of them, it does make me laugh. Like if you go like sometimes you'll be like, "Hannah, stop."

No, because sometimes she'll send me things and it's just like a black t-shirt. I'm like, [gasps] "What about it's Mium?"

Also, all I do is buy black t-shirts. Also, all you do is shop vintage. Like, it's on a mannequin. It's not even on a person. I'm like, I can't even see what this is.

You have to have a vision. You have to have a vision. You have to be artist. Did you actually like some of the stuff I sent?

Yeah, I did. Am I your stylist? No. Also, why are you wearing a hat? Because I went to the shoot and I didn't I don't have a hair tie to throw it up in a ponytail and it's like pushed back

cuz everyone's here to see your Botox. Well, I'll show that. I do feel like it's like settled.

Yeah. I feel like I'm like in I actually go to Wednesday for like a a check-in. When is Daphne getting her facial balancing? She actually has the perfect face.

When is Dafany getting lip filler? Because we've all been thinking it. Yeah, she has no lips.

No, Kitty is stunning. She's beautiful. She's gorgeous. Well, didn't she just Well, she's she's working. She's booked and busy today. She has to work tomorrow.

Wait, I feel like I can't I'm not allowed to say the thing she's working on. It's like,

no, it's I signed an NDA. I'm like, what? And good thing she's not all chatty chatty cuz

you would tell everyone. I have a hot take. Okay. Cuz you Dez and I are in a temporary place right now.

Okay. We moved into an apartment where if you order Uber Eats, you have to go down to get it. They don't let them bring it up to the door. Now,

this is a huge problem. Huge problem. Not in my America. Okay. And some would say you moved out at your last apartment.

Some very reason that there was one reason I moved and they changed the policy. And I said and I can no longer do business with you guys.

But hot take as do you know that that was like a massive thing at my old building. I was like I'm moving out. And they were like what can we get for you to stay? I'm like well you guys don't bring the g the deliveries up anymore. And like I

can't have that. Like I'm going downstairs at midnight to get one slice of pizza from the guy. like

in my panties. No. So, this is my hot take. At first, I said "No no no no no." But then I realized maybe this is good for me.

Cuz now when I place an order, I have to say it with my chest. Well, do you know this happened to our good friend Sierra?

What happened? She moved into a building and they don't let delivery people go up and they won't bring it up to your building.

What does delivery people ever do to you? Like, why are they treating them like Sorry, they're trying to make a tip. They leave it at the door and they leave. Like,

what the [ __ ] Like, they have other deliveries to do. Why are they acting like this is crazy?

And Sierra said it really makes her stop and think, do I need to order that? So, I agree with Sierra where I'm like, I say it with my chest.

I want people to know I'm living it up now. I'm like, yeah, actually do another order. You forgot it.

I said, normally I might eat something and then be like, okay, I'm done. Throw it out. Now I'm like, should I save this for lunch and eat the other half of this burrito? So I'm not And then sometimes where I just order like for no reason. I'm like, should we order? Cuz do I do I want to lock eyes with this man?

Yeah. Multiple times a day. But then then I'm like, do I make it an inside joke? But then again, I don't want I have a bad habit of um people and I'm I'm not

You find someone at your building, grease them a little. be like, "Hey, that was so Italian of you."

Anytime I got a delivery, you bring it right up to me. I go, "Hey, when's the last time we got a blow drop?"

Let's do this old school. You can take a fry off the top, but that's it. Yeah, we go half and halfies. That's like

Who invented room service? Jackie O. Oh, great guess. The Waldorf Atoria Hotel invented room service in like 19.

Did you do a dissertation on room service? I'm obsessed with room service. I remember the moment I realized what it was. I was like four years old and my mom was like, "They'll bring it to the room." And I was like,

"This is crazy." I genuinely think that's why I moved to New York City because I was like, "Room service." One of the greatest memories of my childhood was my parents went to a wedding in Philadelphia and Daniel and I got to stay back at the hotel room and my mom said, "You guys can just order room service."

Great. We had a rager. Greatest night of your life. Greatest night of my life. Tell me it was two queen beds.

Two queen beds. Maybe just one day over. Yeah. French fries. Yeah. No, room service is the best. And like Uber Eats is basically room service if you live.

And this is the problem with New York City. Anything you're in the mood for, like you literally are like, I want um a [clears throat] chicken parmesan with a pineala vodka, but I also would like and then after that I'll have some sushi and

tie with Italian fusion. 100%. And you'll find it. It's right there. You will find it. Aoki with a Sichuan delight. Like they have it. So it's like every need is right at your fingertips. It's so naughty. Huh? [gasps]

Okay. Wait, [snorts] this actually is so like reverse. Except my Chinese food place, which is like best Chinese food in New York City. Once when you move also, that's a whole thing. You have to find your Chinese food place and it's like it's really stressful.

My place is the best ever. But they're so old school that they're not on any of the apps.

Do you have to text? They're not even on Postmates. I'm like, not even not even GrubHub. You have to call,

you have to place your order, you pay over the phone and they you give them the credit card number.

Yes. They have their own delivery. Like their own deliverer people and it's just for the area

and it feels so 90s. Like I'm almost like I have a cord on my phone. You feel like you're in Sex in the City. Like

Yeah. And they're like, "For how many?" And I'm like, "For one." Does Daphne ever try to eat your human food?

Cuz some guys are obsessed. Look, she's looking kind of sick lately. No, she genuinely has zero interest in any human food. And I've had like

salmon or like any like little like pieces of chicken and she'll sniff it, but she's like, "If it's not in my dish, I don't care about it."

So cats, like all cats are different. My mom has a cat who every night when they sit down for dinner, the cat thinks my mom cooked dinner for him.

And he sits just like a man. He sits on her lap and as she goes to take a bite, he takes his paw and paws her hand like, "Get that fork towards me." She He eats pork chops. He eats pennet. He eats turkey burgers. He eats salmon.

Butter. No. Well, okay. Butter will when I'm eating, she'll come and sit and just stare. She's not annoying about She just stares and I'll I'll have a little piece of chicken or something and I'll put it down for her. She looks at it like she's never seen something. Every time she eats, she acts like

she's like, "Oh my god, what is this?" Smells it for like 10 minutes and then eats it and then I give her a little. So, we have like our fun little game.

Um, one of the best parts about having I think a cat is that it's not like a dog. Dogs are so [ __ ] annoying when you're about to eat. It's almost like who told you? I didn't even tell you that. Wait. Okay, I'm going to say something controversial and I don't like I love dogs.

Totally. I We love dogs. No, I do love dogs. But I love dogs like I love men. We're like, yeah, they're great until you hang out with them. Like until they open their mouth

and start talking. Once you're in the room with them and you see how they like move through life, you're like, "This is

once you've committed, you're like," Also, the second you put them, their little red wiener pops out. And I'm like, "I'm not trying to [ __ ] you."

Yeah. I'm like, "Are you fixed? Didn't you get fixed? How do you still have the urge?

Also, why are we walking, running around and Yeah, this is talking about things they don't know about.

I'm I'm very subtle about like most people getting cats. Like, I do the whole plant a seed in six years, they decide they want a cat.

But I was with a friend and she's like, "I want to get a dog." And by the way, this is like New York City. And I just looked her in the face. I said with my chest. I said, "Are you [ __ ] kidding me?" I said, and she was like, I like dogs. Sorry, you don't like dogs? I like dogs. And I said, okay, think the whole idea of gang dog. Great. Have you ever been at a person's place with a dog and they're not annoyed by the dog?

Like, it's always them being like, sit down. Hold on a sec. Sit down. Stop. Stop. Get up. Not there. Not there. Don't do this.

Let me let the dog out. I think that people are like brainwashed to think that they love their dog when actually their dog is ruining their life. And I know people whose relationships ended cuz they couldn't have sex cuz their dog would bark the whole time. So my thing is

the first six months with a puppy. Oh no. I once had a boyfriend who was like we're going to have so many golden retrievers. And I literally said over my dead [ __ ]

if you want a dog and you want to deal with that kind of hardship in your life, just have a baby.

Like just have a baby. My thing is I feel like people don't like cats. Then you have your own cat and people are like you walk into someone's apartment, they're like, "This is my cat. I'm obsessed with them. They're amazing." When you walk into someone's apartment with a dog, they're like, "I'm so sorry." They just start apologizing for their dog.

All they do is apologize. Can't go on a trip. Can't go on a trip. You have to walk it in the rain.

Every day you have to walk it. But maybe that's their version of love is like taking care of something. And I know people are like, "Oh, your dog loves you so much. If it loves you so much, why is he being annoying?"

And why will he run away at any second? And yeah, he's a he. You open the door. You open the door. A dog is bolting out. He's trying to get away. He's trying to go find the next best thing. You open the door, the cat's like,

"Shut the door." Like people are out there. E, my favorite is cats. Indoor cats looking at outdoor cats being like,

"You disgust me." No, the best was Daphne looking at your rescue cats being like,

when you said, "Do they even know their parents?" Mom, who's your dad? She goes, "You guys don't even have an Instagram page." She goes, "They've never done one brand deal.

Do you guys go to work?" Daf is when an influencer gets invited to event that she has the most followers and she's like, "Why am I here? Why did my PR send me here? There's not even a step repeat. Like, why did I get all made up for this? This place is disgusting. [gasps] I'm wasting my time." And I had to pay for the Ubers.

They didn't even send a gar. Wait. Oh, what happened? I figured out who my big three are. These are my big three of my favorite people ever. Ready?

And wait, when you say favorite, like what does that mean? We don't know. Just like right now for this moment.

Okay. Okay. In pop culture, Dakota Johnson, Aubrey Plaza, Allison Williams. I love all three of them equally and somehow I feel like they're all like a similar font of person and I feel aligned with them. Wait. I love how this is your energy moving cuz I feel like these girls are more. You know what you just listed?

Five years ago, that wouldn't have been my list. You know what you just listed?

Three female comedians. Three female comedian hilarious. I think Dakota Johnson is one of the funniest unintentional funny people. Aubrey Plaza her personality in g like her basic won like an Oscar.

People need to put her in more things. put her in more things. I mean, but and then Allison Williams

I just like girls vibe girls. Well, but so there you know what it is they're funny but they're also hot

and they're successful and I love it. Where I feel like back in the day you were more aesthetic like you you just wanted to say you didn't care if they like couldn't carry the conversation.

Back in the day my big three would have been Victoria Beckham but she's like still in she's she's your friend now.

She's right now she's she overseas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's But back in the day it would have been Victoria Beckham.

These are your Barbie dolls you're talking about. This is my Barbie house. They don't play with each other. Okay.

This is my [ __ ] palace. Victoria Beckham. Kim Kardashian. And I don't know who my third would have been.

But like her and Kim are Yeah. Yeah. They can't be touched. But this I'm obsessed with this energy for you. Who's your favorite style of these three?

Ooh, probably Dakota Johnson. Yeah. She's really good. She's just like cool. Well, she pulls off bangs.

Yeah. And Aubrey Plaza gets away with being like sarcastic mean like dark energy. And I like that.

Do you know what also all three of them have? Great hair. Great hair. And also they do not um they're not like nice girls. Like they're not like trying to conform to be likable. There's like an I don't want to say unlikableness of them, but it's more they're authentic where they don't care that they have stereotypical things that might not be likable to them.

There's an authenticity that makes them feel real. They're not liked by everyone and that's a good thing.

Yes. Yeah. You don't want to be liked by everyone. I I do find you need to have like 10 top tier haters, [clears throat]

you know, like that. And I'm not kidding. No, you need a good roster of haters and you need to feed them

like every so often because their feedback it only motivates you and they and you know when they're thinking about you, they'll drop like subtle hints and they'll

Have you ever like not been hated on and felt a little emptiness in you and been like, "Oh, nobody cared to hate on that." I'm

no I wasn't like that at any point. I have noticed though like over the years my haters like people that I feel like really really hate me. I wouldn't even like be friends with them let alone like envy them or want to be them, you know? Like I've never been hated on someone where I'm like [ __ ] I like really am jealous about that like that of them or like I want to have what they have or like yeah respect them

or felt like they were normal people. I just have to say we got really I don't know if lucky is the word but like I'm very grateful. There's a lot of people who have people who follow them.

Yeah. Who like they hate their No. No. They people I don't want to also like I don't even call like the gigglers are not fans. They're best friends. But there are people who like hate their fans. like they're doing their thing and then they like go to a show and they see the people that that are buying their stuff or like love them or and they're like like I know comedians who hate their fans

and I'm like that says more about you than them. Like you're not look your fans are a mirror of what you're putting out into the world.

The moment I realized that gigglers aren't fans. I've never said the f- word is when I had a panic attack and I went out on stage and you were like just tell them come on tell them just tell them they'll be okay. And I was like, "Guys,"

but I also feel like people will like have one viral video and be like, "May fans it's like a loosely used term nowadays." Yeah.

Um it's Yeah, I don't like that term, but it's just the people who want to consume your content, like the fact that it's girls that we would be friends with, right,

is like we're very lucky. I just thought of another thing to hate on a man about. I restarted Scandal.

Grace is watching it. You are? What? What season are you in? I'm at season three. It's starting to get a little bit crazy where you're like, "Okay, I don't know what's going on."

So good. It's so good. And I have not How gorgeous is she? Hold on. Let me just hold on because I have a list in my head.

I haven't watched Scandal. I think I tried to restart it during COVID, but I I like didn't get through it. But I haven't watched it since it was genuinely like on TV. I think it was in like 2012.

Yeah. So many things topline. One, I don't know why Carrie Washington doesn't get talked about more for her fashion specifically at that time period because she was so peak 2012 2013 fashion. But in that show, she always looked so good. So like I one I don't think she gets enough accolades for like her role in fashion in general. too. She's so gorgeous. She's so good in it. The whole show is her.

Shondaanda Rimes also doesn't get enough like awards. No, sorry. She's made every good show I've ever watched.

She'd be on Mount Rushmore. I'm like, wait, guys. I don't think we're like actually putting it together. Grey's Anatomy. Bridgetgerton.

Do you know Grey's Anatomy is still going on? Still on? I didn't know that. Still on. No, the woman is like collectively as a whole, we don't speak about her enough. My last thing,

I hope you're going to say what I think you're going to say. Why the [ __ ] did they want her with the president? Why did all of America love the couple that is her and the president? I'm sorry. He's the worst character of all time ever. He's an awful character. He's so mean to his wife. He's so mean to her. He acts like such like, "Sorry, because you're the president, you're like so entitled. You can treat your wife like absolute [ __ ]

Paige. Yeah. You healed. No, I'm like I You've healed. I just can't believe a guy who's being an [ __ ] and be like, "Oh, I'm going to change him." Like I like him. You've healed.

No, I literally want him um impeached. Wait, but like he's not he's a little bit zy.

Oh, he's so [ __ ] hot. He's so hot. Where is that actor? He's around. Why isn't he in more things?

Are they dating in real life? No, they're both married. But like they did an award show. They like presented at something not too long ago and everyone was like ah [ __ ] the way he touched the back of her.

I'm going to say it right now. As someone in a relationship, I know you would [ __ ] that man. As someone who's really committed, I would have sex with that guy.

Just that like I'm watching how people act on like Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. Like I'm sorry if your husband was like dancing with one of these girls and like I'm watching like Val and Alex Earl and he's like he's like closer to my face more passion pulls her in by the vagina more. No, like I'm

like if you just put your vagina on me that's how the dance I know that the dance world is like we're dancing. That's cheating.

You're you're just cheating with rules. Okay. Wait. Okay. Wait though. Question. If you were married to an actor,

divorce. If you were married, Wait. If you're married to an actor and he's got to go do this movie and in the movie he has to make out and be in a relationship with someone and have a sex scene with them. Are you like, I'm coming to set every day or are you

I'm never coming to set cuz I don't like to go anywhere. But it's it's like how he handles it. I've actually been in a relationship before where a guy acted and was like kissing a girl. And it's how he talked about it to me. That was what I didn't respect or like about it. I was like, "You're trying to piss me off." But if someone like, "Look, I want you to come in and be like, I have this sex scene with this girl. She's the worst.

I can't. She's so ugly. [snorts] I can't even look at her. I can't I like I start I started to puke during the last scene. I don't know what to do. Great person. We love her. Like so good on the inside. so upset that I have to do a sex scene today. I couldn't eat lunch before.

It's about how you It's how you It's how he presents it. But like there's a reason why actors can't keep relationships. There's a reason why they all [ __ ] each other in movies.

My boyfriend If you're my boyfriend and we're talking about a pretty person if you don't turn to me and say, "Not prettier than you though. Get out of my life."

Hot take. Do you know what they say? If you want to go to sleep, you have to pretend you're sleeping.

Yeah. Acting is pretending. So you pretending or kissing her is you kissing her.

See, I don't think I would get mad. Well, people say, which I'm waiting for you because you're you're my only friend. People say that like when you get married and you've been married for like a long time, like not cheating, like not like cheating on your spouse, but like like every once in a while like that you're flirting with someone like at some point in your life you're going to flirt with someone again.

Yes. Well, flirting is is just like fun. It's like a It's like a hobby that you take up occasionally.

Now, see, that would annoy me more than my husband going to work and doing his scheduled sex scene.

See, this is, you know, you have it on your Google calendar. Yeah. I'm like, "Oh, interesting."

Well, this is the thing. I'm I can be, you know, jokey joky, you know, and some would argue that a girl trying to be funny

Yeah. is flirtatious. And like my husband is a comedian. Like he walks into a room and he makes women laugh.

And that I like that. Maybe I'm a little freaky. Yeah. You know, that's that's what I do.

You are. You like when girls like Yeah. I like that girls think Dez is handsome or funny. If if my friends are coming up to me grossed out by him, I'd be like, I don't like him either anymore.

I'm easily manipulated by peer pressure. If you if Dez walked in and you gave me a look like, "Ew," I'm like, "We're done."

Yeah, we are done. But but look, men are going to be attracted to women. Totally.

That's I hope he's attracted to women. It's the the sex scenes in the movies. I'm surprised that

Yeah. I'm surprised they let it let it happen. As someone who It should be illegal. I don't like that they're like, "Oh, I'm an actor." Yeah, he's acting like he didn't enjoy that. As someone who had a makeout scene at 16 Oh, yeah. years old

and had a boyfriend at home. This is No, I mean technically I mean, yeah, I guess I did, but this is I should have known then. My brain was so programmed of like this is work.

Like, why would you even care about this? And I remember my high school boyfriend being like, but you made out with someone. And I was like, for a paycheck? Like,

but like was the guy hot? He was so hot. Do you know that I ran into him like 10 years later on the streets of New York City? We literally walked by each other on the street and like looked at each other and like passed and like both turned like was that? And I never saw him again.

His name is Neil. I know that. All right. First of all, I'm out. So, first of all,

first of all, your boyfriend should have been upset cuz you almost married that man. I almost saw Neil on the street and made I wish I could find him now.

Neil or if there's a girl listening who's dating Neil. It [snorts] was a Robert Patson commercial. You've got to remember it.

But you've been booked and busy since you're like six. Yeah. No, this was like a while ago. So, he probably is like married somewhere.

Well, they say when you make out, you're like not supposed to use tongue, even though it looks like you're using tongue. So, they do like fake makeouts.

I have a trick that I do sometimes. What do you do? Okay. If you kiss someone for six seconds, like you can't take your lips off though. It has to stay constant contact for six seconds. After the six seconds, both of your bodies have now like aligned

and it makes like your sex like then you're immediately like you're going to have sex after 6 seconds.

Wow. Yeah. Try it. So you just like you're like five, six, seven, eight. And no, I can count.

Does he know you're doing that? No. No, but if you stay for six seconds, it only makes it bad because you connect to like how it takes sometimes I just want to kiss.

Yes. It's really annoying. Like I'll go to kiss and then Dez Am is like, "Are we having sex?" And I'm like, "Where did you get that from, you freak?"

You want to know what's so funny? I am Dez. I'm literally I'm like, "Okay, well, we're grown, so we like I'm like like just cuz you kiss like I didn't

Do you know I've been in By the way, women are their horniest in their 30s." Chris, write that down.

You know, I've been in so many relationships where I've just never kissed them.

I know. Like actually to the point where I'm like, is that a madeup thing that people are just like,

"No kissing, baby. No touchy touchy. No kissing." Like I'm just like gross. I'm not kissing you.

Yeah. Well, you hated them. That's true. That's a sign. That is so true. Your nails look good.

Thanks. It's grown out. I did do um sports modeling back in the day and it was like me and this like hot guy model

and we spent all day together and like it's actually a really good way to meet people.

Yep. Being a model. Yeah, I'm sure they're not. I was like, "Where have you been? You're a hot man in New York City that's forced to hang out with me for eight hours." And by the end, I was like, "We're dating."

Justice for models. They want to date, too. Justice for models. They also have trouble dating. Yeah, models do have trouble. Thank you guys. Thank you for giggling with us. We love you so much. Um, wait, where am I going? Oh, I'm going to Medford in Boston and I'm going to Portland, Maine.

And I'm just going to be right here in the Big Apple. Yep, the Big Apple. We love you so much. Thanks for giggling. Bye guys.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues"?

Unknown Host (Host), Unknown (Guest) (Guest).

What is "Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues" about?

The discussion revolves around Halloween plans, emphasizing the fun and chaos of past celebrations, quirky costume choices, and the challenges of socializing while dressed up. The participants share humorous anecdotes about their experiences and preferences for Halloween, highlighting the joy and absurdity of the holiday.

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How long is "Giggling about witches, food orders, and tongues"?

The episode runs 56 min; the transcript is about 11,683 words in 328 timestamped sections.

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About this transcript: the episode's spoken words as captioned on YouTube, split into timestamped sections. Reclip.Me locates every person, work and idea in the text, keeps the time it is first named, and quotes the words around it verbatim. Last updated January 24, 2026.