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Giggling about yachts, sports betting, and self improvement

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Giggling about yachts, sports betting, and self improvement", an episode of Giggly Squad published January 6, 2026 (57 min, about 10,595 words). It mentions 50 people, works and ideas, including Alex Earle, Poppy, Ryan Lochte, Olympic Games, Uber.

What this episode is about

The discussion revolves around a lighthearted and humorous conversation about everyday topics including self-improvement, the love of soda, and the quirks of family dynamics during holiday gatherings. Key moments touch on sports betting, the challenges of managing distractions, and the impact of soda on health, all framed within a casual, relatable banter between the speakers.

Key takeaways

  • Diet Coke: America's tasty paradox—if it's so dangerous, why aren't we dropping dead like flies?
  • Self-improvement is toxic? Welcome to the millennial conundrum: striving for greatness can feel like a prison.
  • Family feuds over soda reveal deeper truths: why do we get so intense about our guilty pleasures?
  • Healthy debates with friends fuel growth—who knew friendship could double as a therapy session?
  • The pursuit of potential: a double-edged sword that can inspire or imprison, depending on your mental health.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Canada Dry, Coca-Cola, Coke Zero, Wasted potential
  2. – 10:00: Anxiety, Sierra, Prozac
  3. – 15:00: Daphne, Female rage
  4. – 20:00: Kelly Clarkson
  5. – 25:00: Braxton, St. Barts, Tampa Bay, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  6. – 30:00: Amazon, Dry January
  7. – 35:00: Five Napkin Burger, Josephine, Kylie Jenner, Meg Stalter
  8. – 40:00: Giant Stadium
  9. – 50:00: Male loneliness epidemic, Biohacking, Scott D. Anthony, Sports betting
  10. – 55:00: Andy Murray, Kevin Hart, Sports betting

Notable quotes from "Giggling about yachts, sports betting, and self improvement"

  • Canada dry. Shout out to Canada. is your tummy okay?
    about Canada Dry · at
  • I can see that side. But one of my pet peeves is like wasted potential.
    about Wasted potential · at
  • She can't be trusted. I don't feel peace around her. When Sierra came home for Thanksgiving, the biggest takeaway from my time spent with my very close friend was that she wanted me to be on more drugs. She was I'm.
    about Sierra · at
  • These types of people also simultaneously don't have anxiety.
    about Anxiety · at
  • You guys, this is female rage. I feel like I just had three months of therapy.
    about Female rage · at
  • Obviously, Alex is the one that broke up with Braxton. Yeah. So, she wasn't injured. She didn't need time to heal.
    about Braxton · at
  • Speaking of the male loneliness epidemic, I This girl was talking about I was just going to say on TV. No, I literally don't see anything on TV. This girl on TikTok was talking about how the.
    about Male loneliness epidemic · at
  • Not trying to like solve any problems here because we can't, but sports betting I think is like taking down the men.
    about Sports betting · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Alex Earle — Person · 12 mentions
  • Ryan Lochte — Person · 8 mentions
  • Matthew McConaughey — Person · 3 mentions
  • Sierra — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Braxton — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Andy Kim — Person · 2 mentions
  • Dez — Person · 2 mentions
  • ERIC GARY — Person · 2 mentions
  • Kelly Clarkson — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Might have told you, but I we love telling you what happens behind the scenes. And I went on I did Kelly Clarkson.
  • Kylie Jenner — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Like the elephant in the room. Not that she looks like an elephant at all. She's snatched. but that Kylie Jenner's in the room because Kylie Jenner is richer than like m a lot of the people in that room.
  • Meg Stalter — Person · 1 mention · first at
    But I like that. Can we discuss Meg Stalter's outfit?
  • Josephine — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Okay, so Jenz knows about it because Josephine told me about it. He she was like do you know that they did Uber wrapped? Let me show you yours. Like had to get How could she see yours?
  • Scott D. Anthony — Person · 1 mention · first at
    In 2023. So Ryan Lochi has been through it. Pray to St. Anthony for him.
  • Kevin Hart — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Sports betting platforms get these celebs like you know Kevin Hart and just like big cool cubs just being it's a literal drug. Also, the house always wins. And also, these men are not making enough money to begin with to be.
  • Andy Murray — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Well, Andy Murray, who I love, who's a really great tennis player who just retired, is with this like gorgeous woman. At the top of his career, she was I'm going to divorce him because.
  • Heather Neighbor Grace — Person · 1 mention
  • Khloe Kardashian — Person · 1 mention
  • Timothée Chalamet — Person · 1 mention

Companies & orgs

  • Uber — Company · 4 mentions
  • Daphne — Company · 1 mention · first at
    I have to go. I have a Daphne meeting all day. I'm going to be like at an office from like 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers — Company · 1 mention · first at
    So, Tom Brady to get into sports played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Now, I'm not super knowledgeable about Florida, but Tampa Bay is close to Miami.
  • Amazon — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Find Poppy at your nearest retailer or get it delivered straight to your door on Amazon. Poppy. Soda's back, but so much better. Anyway, my next pop culture thing that I would…
  • Uber Eats — Company · 1 mention · first at
    How many times you Oh, then it brings you over to Uber Eats. It goes, Now, let's do Uber Eats. How many rides you took, how many different places you went, how many restaurants you ordered from, and then it pinpoints.
  • Five Napkin Burger — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Meal for like 3 months. It's like not No, that's same. I order the same cheeseburger from Five Napkin Burger.
  • CVS — Company · 1 mention
  • ESPN — Company · 1 mention
  • University of Wisconsin Madison — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

  • Poppy — Product · 10 mentions
  • Monistat — Product · 3 mentions
  • Canada Dry — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • Coca-Cola — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Is try I love soda. Like I love all everything about soda, but Coca-Cola specifically, it's really bad for you. It's so bad.
  • Coke Zero — Product · 1 mention · first at
    And then we were talking about, Oh, Coke Zero. You have Coke Zero. So, at one point, I said to someone who's fully addicted to drinking Diet Coke, and I decided to make the obvious statement. I go, I don't know if that's.
  • Prozac — Product · 1 mention · first at
    I said, Welcome to reality TV. Make sure you have an astrologer, a psychic, and Prozac on call. And she laughed and I said, That's so funny that you think I'm kidding with you.
  • Botox — Product · 1 mention

Concepts & topics

Places & events

  • Rio de Janeiro — Place · 2 mentions
  • St. Barts — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Anything about I didn't see any of this because Tom Brady and Alex are over spotted together in St. Barts over New Year's.
  • Tampa Bay — Place · 1 mention · first at
    So, Tom Brady to get into sports played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Now, I'm not super knowledgeable about Florida, but Tampa Bay is close to Miami.
  • Giant Stadium — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Gay men on Broadway telling each other they did a good job at the play. Now all of a sudden if we're at Giant Stadium it's not gay any and let me tell you I offended people like wait but my thing is I've never seen the.
  • LaGuardia Airport — Place · 1 mention

Full transcript with timestamps

You know we're making art here. Sup gigglers. Gary, fix the Wi-Fi. Manifest that [ __ ]

We can't be managed. I mean, the day just got away from me. Hello, my gremlin little gigglers. Wait, I just Are you ever spacing out and then all of the sudden like you were just talking and I was like really in deep thought about something else and I forgot that we were doing the podcast.

Also, we we're two seconds into the pod and you've lost focus. Well, because when we get on the phone prior and do other things, then I'm I like forget.

Hold on. I'm You're like humble bragging that we like did a little bit of admin. Oh, what kind of ASMR pod is this?

Canada dry. Shout out to Canada. Um, is your tummy okay? Well, one of my things for 2026 is like

drinking soda. Is try I love soda. Like I love all everything about soda, but Coca-Cola specifically, it's really bad for you. It's so bad. See, I brought this up to a family member during the holidays. As you do, you're just like, "What's the most insane thing I could say to my family member?"

Did you go home for the holidays if there was not a soda discussion at some point?

Yeah. And then we were talking about, "Oh, Coke Zero. You have Coke Zero." So, at one point, I said to someone who's fully addicted to drinking Diet Coke, and I I decided to make the the obvious statement. I go, "I don't know if that's good for you." You're like, "How can I prove I'm better than people in a room full of people?"

You, but he actually made the best point. Actually, it was Dez. I was just going to say, are you talking about your husband? Like, I'm at a family gathering.

I try to protect him and I just can't. Like, I can't. So, does his thing is Diet Coke and like that's fine. I let him do his thing, but it was something happened and you know, we'd been spending too much time together. I said, you know, if you keep drinking that, you're going to die. You're gonna die. and you're already about to die. I only have like 15 years left. So, like you're just speeding the speeding the process up. And he was like,

"Let the man one thing. Let him have one thing." I know. But then he kind of like outsmarted me because he was like, "Oh, if Diet Coke was so bad for you, people would be dropping dead left and right." And I was like, "Okay, kind of a good point." point. I mean, not that Americans are particularly healthy, but like if Diet Coke really was killing people, like the sole purpose was Diet Coke. Like, people would be dropping like flies.

So, when did your Diet Coke campaign come out? The Diet Coke people are like, I think she's I think she's promoting it. I don't know if the angle was the best play.

The gigglers are like, Hannah's changed. She stands for nothing. She's a sellout. Oh god.

No, it's so good. Once I started I mean no, it's the same thing as like watching a documentary about McDonald's. I'm like I don't give a [ __ ] But like with Diet Coke, like whenever you see those videos of it like taking rust off a car, I'm like, "Okay, I don't need to have it in my body." But I love it so much.

Yeah. But anyway, so I'm trying to drink like ginger ale and like poppies and I'm trying to just not drink a diet coke every day.

I feel like New Year's is weird for you cuz I feel like every week you have a resolution.

I'm like this all year round. I mean my new thing is Yeah. You're like you guys are now trying to think of random [ __ ] to improve on. That's all I do. You love a list of like just having a

I love self-improvement. Yeah, but I think that self-improvement is toxic. I said it.

Okay. Sorry, I'm feeling sassy today. You want to know what? I can see that side. This is why we're friends. We have healthy debates, healthy discussions.

Yes, we do. Cuz we've never agreed once. I can see that side. But one of my pet peeves is like wasted potential.

Like if I see someone and I'm like, "Oh my god, if you just listened to me, are you talking about me?

If you just listen to me, your whole life would be different. You'd be so much better." So I try and be self-aware and take my own advice and I'm like, "Wow, my life would be so much better if I just cut this out or if I did this or if I did that." So, but yes, to your point, sometimes I can get too in the weeds.

Well, the reason we're both best friends is because I also hate when people don't fulfill their potential. It's my biggest [ __ ] pet peeve. But I go about it a different way.

Why do we hate that so much? Cuz I think we're millennials who were like I think it's a millennial thing to be like, be the greatest you could be. Like we like were raised on Mulan. Like

you have to save China. Be the great. But what is wrong with wanting to be the greatest you can be?

Well, cuz sometimes it can hinder you. Like I know that I put a lot of pressure on myself sometimes and you as well to the point that we are crippled and can't talk. I'm like I'm medicated. Every all my friends, everyone I know is on Z.

I don't trust a friend who's not medicated. I'm like you're raw dogging. She she can't be trusted. I don't feel peace around her. When Sierra came home for Thanksgiving, the biggest takeaway from my from my time spent with my very close friend was that she wanted me to be on more drugs. She was like, I'm

I've seen what I need to see. We need a minute. And she's a nurse. Like that's a legit

She was like, I need doses upped with you. That's a doctor's lead. Also, shout out to when I first met Sierra, I told her, I said, "Welcome to reality TV. Make sure you have an astrologer, a psychic, and Prozac on call. And she laughed and I said, "That's so funny that you think I'm kidding with you.

Check back in today." Now, she's sending me psychics. This [ __ ] is sending me astrolog. Um, but what I was going to say in terms of fulfilling your potential,

Yeah. I'm like, where did we start? If you get too in the weeds of obsessing about getting better and you look at too much external things, sometimes you forget it's right here. You have it's right here.

You actually have it. The happiness. It's it's you. It's you refine finding yourself again. And it's not through all these external things. Even though I know you love a laser. Well, you know what it is? You if there's not a laser involved, I'm not interested.

You know what? I put a lot of pressure on myself, too. But at my literal ripe age of 33, that voice in my head though is just my mom. You could be better. You could be doing more. Okay. And she doesn't even she's not even like like that's my own

that's my own from like one thing she probably did said when you were like nine. No, but I think it is like when I do halfass something, I do have my mom being like you, you know, you could have done it better in my head and I'm that version is always right.

Um, since we're getting really deep already, I'm going to say one more thing. Mental health moment. Do you know that there's the people that I'm most jealous of are people who um they don't need to be in their arena. Like they don't need to perform perform for people. And performing comes in all shapes and forms. I'm not just talking comedy, but like they actually just enjoy the world. They just enjoy life as it is. They just they consume stuff. They they have hobbies and and that's all they want and that's all they need. And they're the only [ __ ] fulfilled people in this planet. I swear to God.

I've met one person like that. Who? I've met one person like that. These types of people also simultaneously don't have anxiety. Like

I I think it's non-neurode divergent people. The only person I know like this is my brother. I have like my brother genuinely I don't think I've ever seen him get upset

about anything. Like literally anything which some people say he should, some people say he should.

Some people would say he's asleep. So that's why he's not paying attention. He's actually asleep and he wasn't.

Maybe listen for once. I say whenever I see a brother meme I think of Gary everyone should think of Gary but he genuinely never has anxiety about anything and I'm like what is that life

that was like when my brother he doesn't they don't define it anxiety my brother would be like I just feel really weird today

I'm like yeah you're getting married you're like a little you feel he's like there's just I think I have a like something's wrong with my stomach

like that's a feeling it's f B E L I N G. Can I have another hot take? Yeah. Have you seen the [ __ ] you trend on Tik Tok?

No. It's basically girls, they all say [ __ ] you to the camera and everyone's like, who said it best? And I don't know. I think it's happening in California and like the girls are all perfect. Like girls have never done anything wrong ever. However,

this has not come across my desk. It's not hitting like a New York [ __ ] you because the girls are all like [ __ ] you, [ __ ] you.

It's a It's a challenge with your own friends. Like it's multiple people in the video. A challenge with your friends.

Says the best [ __ ] you. Okay, got it. Now you earlier were joking and said [ __ ] you. And I said that's that's how you say [ __ ] you. I don't know if I don't know what it is culturally, but I want to make sure the gigglers, if they ever find themselves in this position, say it the right way. You can't be in a fight and then suddenly drop a mid [ __ ] you.

You did immediately take pen to paper when I delivered that [ __ ] you. Let me write this down.

Now the way I like to do it. I'm going to put it on. I'm put it on. Now, by the way, I think I've rarely said [ __ ] you. Maybe like once in like a rage road rage incident when I was in the back seat and just feeling frisky cuz you know different situations. You're not I'm When I say [ __ ] you, 98% of the time I'm not mad. It's to or it's to myself.

I'm not even I'm happy. I know we did reality TV. I didn't say [ __ ] you on reality TV.

You did. But like you did it well. Like you did it justice. I just I'm not a big [ __ ] you person cuz I feel

Wait. Well, you're not a big you don't swear in general. Like you rarely say like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it.

Where I Which is so bad because my mom doesn't swear at all, but my dad like I mean

and that's why I'm Kim's favorite. Yeah, it is cuz she knows I'm a good influence on you. That's why Kim like she gets it. Um, can you give me your best [ __ ] you?

You have to get Well, I have to get like Are you crying? You have to have heart. Okay. You have to really think of something in your head and just be like, "Fuck you." Like, there has to be an emphasis of like, "Why don't YOU GO [ __ ] YOURSELF?"

OH, IT'S so good. You're so good. I can't believe I could I threw that out at LaGuardia two weeks ago. Like,

now, not to be, you know, obsessed with technique. However, you notice a lot of people say, "Fuck you." They they go low to high. That's wrong. You saw Paige went side to side. She said, "Fuck you. [ __ ] you." Okay. And the way I like to do it is I like to emphasize the for because you don't have to say f. F is weak. You have to go [ __ ] you.

Yes, you do. [ __ ] [ __ ] you. You do put it emphasis on the f you cuz these girls are like, "Fuck you. [ __ ] [ __ ] you."

You got to put your teeth to your lips. They have to touch. Teeth to lips. [ __ ] You need a a good F. [ __ ] you.

Wow, that was real. That's important. [ __ ] you. Oh, that was actually I don't like it so loud. I want you to actually go loud than soft. Ready?

[ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. I got to stop. My neighbors are going to be like, "Is everything okay?"

You guys, this is female rage. I feel like I just had three months of therapy. Wait, speaking of female rage, no. No. So many things. Where do you even start? Where do you even start? I had the most 2016 day and like so last night I'm like, "Okay, I have to get up early tomorrow. I have to go. I have a Daphne meeting all day. I'm going to be like at an office from like 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

By the way, you're in charge. You could have moved it to 10:00." Like, talk to the boss. You're complaining about when you chose to start the meeting run through my brain.

So, Sunday night, I'm like, I'm going to shower. I'm going to pick out my outfit for the next day at the office. Like, I'm so excited. I'm going to look so cute. Like, I air dried my hair. So, I'm going to curl it in the morning.

Well, you're so cute. I could cry. Set my alarm for like 7 a.m. I'm going to wake up. I'm going to do my ice roll, my lymphatic. Like, I'm going to do all my morning stuff. Mhm.

I'm like so excited to just like be a girl in the morning. So excited for it. I wake up promptly at 5 a.m. Okay. Now, look, I am no stranger to a vaginal issue. But I'm a UTI girl. That's what I know. It's what I can deal with. I wake up with a raging yeast infection. I feel like your vagina is just like, "Can I have a day?" Like, your vagina is so over your [ __ ] We're all over it. My DMs are just full of stuff about your vagina.

Vagina is the Tik Tok sound where it's like, "I don't give a r anyway." So, what was I saying?

You were saying you woke up with a yeast infection. So, I wake up with a yeast infection. And I'm like, I like I have no idea how to tackle this. Like, I this is this is not my jurisdiction. I'm a YouTuber jurisdiction. Like, I have no idea. And I'm like, I have to get up in like two hours. Like, this is so annoying. So, I like lay back in bed. And I'm like I'm like trying to figure out like do I don't have any monostat cuz I'm like I don't have anything.

Yeah. You're cooking bread in your between your legs. I have to wait until any store opens to like or get a monostat. So I like wait till like 7 a.m. get a monostat. Get a yogurt cuz I'm like I don't freaking know. So then by that time like I'm awake. Like I couldn't go back to sleep. Like I'm awake

and I'm like [ __ ] it. Like I can't do my makeup. I'm not curling my hair. Like, [ __ ] this outfit. Like, I have it. It felt so 2016

Paige. Like, I have to go to work in the morning and I have to be like corporate.

And my biggest takeaway from the situation was as a UTI girl, I'm so much stronger than the yeast infection girls. Like, I'm sorry. What you guys are dealing with is peanuts. Literally, I would take a yeast infection every day of my life for the rest of my life, then ever get a UTI again.

Can you explain? First of all, a yeast infection, you literally can order something over the counter from CVS immediately and and all you need is an ice pack. You're good as new. I did a whole I put in a full workday today. If that was a UTI, I would have fully taken me out for like the whole day. Oh my god. So, you're asking anyway the universe to send you yeast infections instead of things are going well

and rebranding. Get with it. And next time you guys have a yeast infection and you're being a little [ __ ] about it, say at least UTI.

Suck it up. Suck it up. Suck it up cuz Paige doesn't feel bad for you. Child's play.

Truly. I just feel like a yeast infection needs to be rebranded. It's like there's no way to nicely or like glamorously have yeast infection. UTI I feel like sounds like science. Like I'm like I have UTI. Like

science. Yeah. It's a UF UFO. You want to know what it is? I feel like as we are of the generation where like as children when boys talked about things that happened to girls, it was immediately deemed as like gross.

Like I feel like I remember the first time I heard about like a yeast infection. It was because like a guy fingered a girl and she had a yeast infection. like shut the [ __ ] up you dweeb like literally. And so I feel like we're the generation that changes like the stigma around like our vaginas.

I do also feel like you are so aware of your vagina. Like sometimes I forget that she's there. I truly forget when she's there. Like especially if I've been traveling, I haven't had sex in a while and next thing you know I'm like, "Oh, time to wake up, babe."

I could pick mine out of a lineup. There she is. There she is. I've put her through some [ __ ] but she's okay.

She's okay. She's strong. She is strong. She has heart and character. Okay. Um I don't know if I told you guys. I might have told you, but I we love telling you what happens behind the scenes. And I went on I did Kelly Clarkson.

Yeah. That's how you did Kelly Clarkson like a couple weeks ago. And everything was going great. get my period like backstage. And by the way, backstage of a talk show is so

if any guy listened to our our podcast for the first time ever just today, they'd be like all they do is talk about their vaginas.

They're [ __ ] That's all they talk about. That's all girl podcasters talk about. They're [ __ ] How much they think men are dumb and they make these voices for men. It doesn't even make sense. So, behind when you Okay, long story short, when you're backstage that you don't have a in your green room, you don't have a bathroom.

Yeah. You have to like go into a hallway. Um, and by the way, I'm with like people doing glam. I'm with a photographer. I'm with a stylist. I'm with a manager. So, I have to subtly subtly be like, "Oh, I'm going to go check on myself." And then you know when it's like it's it started to flow and I had like diarrhea um because of

I love that you like whispered because of the period. No, we're gonna hear it. It's a podcast.

But I didn't want to tell like I was like yeah I'm on my period but you don't want to be like I'm on my period with diarrhea. So anyway, I get back and the girl

is the poor the poor stylist she had to tuck in my shirt and didn't want it to like untuck. So, she starts taking these pins and pinning my skirt to my top. In my head, I know I'm about to go to the bathroom 400 more times before I get on on stage or whatever they call it.

So, I keep having to undo the It was a nightmare. And then in the bathroom, I guess it was early that day or later that day, something happened and I used a cardboard tampon, which

Wait, you told me this story. I told you Well, I I also posted about it. Did we talk about cardboard tampons?

I feel like we did. Well, I just want to say anyone using cardboard tampons stay strong because um that's how true characters built.

No, it really is. I don't use tampons anymore. Yeah. You not a thing that I do the rosary.

Not a thing that I do. Not a thing that I care about. Um what I do care about is actually I have a lot of hot takes today. Not hot takes. I just have I have culture takes.

Let's get into some pop culture. Foaming at the mouth. [ __ ] to pop culture. Let's go.

Give it to me. If you are someone on the internet that's saying a negative thing towards Alex Earl for going after Tom Brady, but you have not said a negative thing about Tom Brady going after Alex Earl. I don't align with you. I have nothing in common with you. Wait, I didn't see any I didn't see anything about I didn't see any of this

because Tom Brady and Alex are over spotted together in St. Barts over New Year's.

People were like up in her comments and she's a girl. She's Gen Z. So like they're posting Tik Toks every single day real time. Like her true true fans know what she's doing every single day and so for her to not post that's like unusual for them. Yeah.

So, when she posted and like the pictures were coming out, people were in her comments being like, "You're like a uh uh what's it called? Not a clout chaser, but like a cloud chaser. You're no, you're a social climber and blah blah blah." And all this stuff like you just broke up with your boyfriend like blah blah blah.

Obviously, Alex is the one that broke up with Braxton. Yeah. So, she wasn't injured. She didn't need time to heal. Like she could go get a new Like I don't get that whole I do not get the whole narrative of people being like you didn't wait long enough. I wasn't injured. I literally do not have an injury. I did not need healing time. I was good to go. Like

also she did not see that man for 6 months. She was busy dancing. Obviously they had broken up way before then. Whatever.

They may have. And also in general, I'm not speaking for anyone, but in ter especially me, by the time I break up with a man, I've already gone through that breakup over the last six months of how I'm going to You're so done by the time you actually force yourself to be like, I can't do this.

Essentially, we told you didn't do it. Now we're exiting. Like, see, sorry. Sorry, we're smart.

So, I did see I did see like a controversial Tik Tok, though. It could be totally made up, but about how her and Tom may have known each other before. Did you see that one?

I didn't. So, Tom Brady to get into sports played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Now, I'm not super knowledgeable about Florida, but Tampa Bay is close to Miami.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. She went to University of Miami. Wait a minute. You're saying that there is a rumor that they could have been like known each other when she was in college? So when she was in college, she had said on her podcast at some point that she had a relationship with a guy who was 20 years older than her, but like never said who he was and then ended up dating Brax or whatever. So then people are trying to be like, "Is this the guy?" Cuz like they just seem so familiar with each other.

Yeah. Okay. I'm just spreading pure gossip. Pure gossip. Pure gossip. We just made that up. We're literally starting rumors about 22-year-old Alex. I'm so sorry, but

I know I'm so mad for her. I'm like, she's a young girl. She's on vacation with a bunch of her friends. She's

like, why would she why would it be her fault for being home and cry about a guy named Braxton?

Like, who gives a [ __ ] He's also fine. It very clearly seems like they had like a normal breakup. Like no one's gone on the internet and talked badly about the other one. Like what a blessing.

Yeah. Good for them. So like who cares? Also, sorry. I just like if you're Tom Brady, what the [ __ ] are you doing? What are you doing?

This has took a turn. This has took a turn. The turntables have turned. She is a 25year-old girl. you have she's closer to your kid's age than your ex-wife's age. And how people aren't being like, "Oh, people are like, "Oh, Alex is using him for like some type of fame." He clearly knows who Alex Earl is. If he was like a normal 50-year-old guy who was retired and on the on TV every week, he would be dating low-key. No, he wouldn't be with the number one influencer in the [ __ ] world. So how people aren't saying that about him like he's clout chasing like obviously Tom Brady is so famous but I'm sorry Alex Earl is pretty famous for like here and now

for her demo they know who she is over Tom Brady a bazillion times over. I just think it's so I'm so over like the narrative that men can do whatever they want at any age and women can't do whatever they want at any age. like she's getting hated on because she's too young.

The truth is it's like I'm sorry. If I was 50 years old, I wouldn't want to be at like a random party with a DJ with influencers around me. That's just not my idea of a good time. But if that is what brings him joy, I mean, that's she's 25. Like that's what you do. But like by that age,

some girl said on Tik Tok, uh this was like this was like weeks ago. This wasn't even in pertaining to this at all. Sometimes I'm on like catch a predator like pedophile side of TikTok and then it gets really intense and I'm like

yeah you have to get off. And this girl was saying, "As you get older, if you don't find things about the person your age and older attractive and you find younger, like sorry, that's like a little that's like strange."

Well, that's part of growing up, you know, like you used to like boys who wore their hair backwards and like didn't have a beard when you were like 13 and then one day you wake up and you're like, I want a guy who has a chiseled jaw and a beard. It's just part of growing up. Now I'm like salt and pepper gray hair. [ __ ] yeah. Like I'm obsessed.

I mean, don't get me going. Don't get me going singing home. Like get a gray hair guy going.

Get a gray hair guy going. Get a gray hair guy going. Don't make us start that segment.

Don't make us start that segment. Don't make us start that segment. Um, but what I was saying is for all the girls out there who are getting older and are worried about like guys liking younger girls, I have a theory. The same dudes who were like 45 hitting on 23 year olds are the same dudes that are like, I want to go hang out with my guy friendss at a strip club and look at girls who don't actually want to [ __ ] me. Like that's the same category of guy that like they're creepy. They're just creepy misogynistic dudes. I just this is a perfect example of like this is a situation or like a society norm that I think so differently of now that I'm in my 30s than when I was in my 20s. In my 20s I was like, "Yeah, of course." Like guys just like can live like that. Like they can marry a 25-year-old when they're 40.

Well, like think about what you talk to a 22-year-old about. Like Snapchat, what are you listening to? I don't know. And not obviously not on the girls part because the majority of women are just like we're emotionally more intelligent.

Yes. But still under 26, your brain is not fully formed and that's why it's not cool.

Coming off the holiday season, I've been trying to make better choices in the new year.

That makes one of us. No, I'm just kidding. I'm also trying to make good choices.

But I'm still always in need of a soda moment. Like I I need a fizz. I And there's certain foods that you eat where you're like, "Sorry, let me crack a cold one." Like,

Chinese food. I love the poppy ginger fizz. Also, you know me, I don't drink soda except Poppy. I really love the orange cream.

It's fun even as like a little dessert, like after a long day. Can I also say when you open your refriger like if someone comes over and you're like, "Oh my god, can I get you a drink?" And they're like, "Yeah, sure." and you open it and you have like all different poppies.

Watch the person get so excited. I literally I'm Martha Stewart. I'm like I have every poppy flavor you could ever imagine.

Color cord them. And don't get me started when they match my outfit and then we and then we're done. It's also perfect if you're trying to do dry January or if you just need like a reset.

Have a fun drink, have a Poppy and feel better. Find Poppy at your nearest retailer or get it delivered straight to your door on Amazon. Poppy. Soda's back, but so much better. Anyway, my next pop culture thing that I would love to talk about is Timothy Shalamé getting up on the stage, okay, and te and telling the world that well, I didn't love that he was like it was so corporate like partner and foundation, but like the message was there. The message was there. I wanted to be like of all the speeches you've given, this these are the words you've picked for this one.

Yeah. I love when a man is like, "This is my girlfriend and I'm obsessed with her and she these are all the reasons." I love it.

Screaming. I love that, too, because it's kind of like the elephant in the room. Not that she looks like an elephant at all. She's snatched. Um, but that Kylie Jenner's in the room because Kylie Jenner is richer than like m a lot of the people in that room.

Kylie Jenner is actually gonna buy this event and then host it next year. Like, [ __ ] you. But it's also like kind of cute of Kylie. Like she really steps back and lets her man like she wears these just like black dresses.

Yeah. She lets him just have his moment. She could come in there and [ __ ] take over if she felt like it. Like like Kim K would be like sit down on the party.

Yeah. No, I think she seems so supportive and sweet. She's and she's letting him have his moment. So for him to then reciprocate like that because it is true you are a part in a partnership at that point when you guys are in such like a public eye like you have to be

like a business partnership. Yeah in a way. Totally. Um but I like that. Can we discuss um Meg Stalter's outfit?

I mean with Paul D from Hack a comedic genius. When they showed up like that I said game over. I've seen what I needed to see. I I didn't have to watch anything else. It was also what's crazy about that is Kylie and him are at the event that you're making fun of him at. That's so iconic.

And I feel like also they are a good couple where they would laugh, you know, like you know there's obvious there's definitely like Hollywood couples that would be like that's so rude.

No, that was that was iconic. The thing with Meg though is like I think she was trying to make it like look at us like we're so silly and goofy. Like Meg ate like Meg looked gorgeous like stunning in every way.

Her makeup everything looked incredible. Did you know that Uber did Uber wrapped?

Grace like said something to me about that and I was like um this didn't come across my desk.

Okay, so Jenz knows about it because Josephine told me about it. He she was like do you know that they did Uber wrapped? Let me show you yours. Like had to get

How could she see yours? She had to get to I was like how do you do it? And she was like,

I just got so scared that it was public. I WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD, alert the police. Alert the police.

It's on everyone's LinkedIn automatically. What are you talking about? So, she goes on my phone and like gets to where it is and shows me.

It's aggressive. It's egregious. It's so attacking. It's one of the best things I've ever seen in my life. What kind of data?

How many times you Oh, then it brings you over to Uber Eats. It goes, "Now, let's do Uber Eats." How many rides you took, how many different places you went, how many restaurants you ordered from, and then it pinpoints a clear item that is your favorite that you ordered the majority of.

Do you want to guess mine? This is why I reacted like that. Oh, um, it's a type of food and it McDonald's.

No, it's not a brand or anything. It's like a thing. No. Okay. Um, Italians are upset. Um,

I was actually like a little shocked by it. French fries. No. Caesar. No. No. Um,

I feel like you're going to be like, Chinese. Chinese. No. No. But you ordered that on the phone.

Yeah, I ordered that on the phone. Could be. What is it? A cheeseburger. I was going to say a cheeseburger, but I thought never. Never would have guessed that for myself.

You know, that's my favorite food. But now I'm like, wait, I do I do be at home just

it's good source of protein. Just ordering cheese. What do you What do you get? What do you get on it?

All different stuff. You can't put me in a box. What do you dress it with? How do you style your cheeseburger? How do you outfit it?

How do you accessorize that penny vodka? Um, I have to look at mine and report back next. My thing is I I get like hyperfixated on meals. So like I already could tell you like I'll do the same meal for like 3 months. It's like not

No, that's same. I order the same cheeseburger from Five Napkin Burger. It's like if it works, it works.

Yeah. Like I'm not inventing reinventing the wheel here. Why would you try a different place's penny vodka when you don't want to risk it going bad? Also, you know, when you order from a place so much that when something's slightly different, you're like, you made this wrong.

Yeah. No. when you get like a bad like that will make me not order from a place again and like it was

but even if it's like not bad but it's like oh normally there's three pieces of lettuce and I put two this week okay interesting um wait can I say one more hot take about Alex Earl

it's not really about Alex Earl but in general St. arts. Everyone on the yachts.

Yeah. Hot take about yachts. My nightmare. Really? A yacht is my biggest phobia. To be stuck on a party

in the middle of the ocean that you can't leave. No thank you. Like no thank you. And I know there's like rooms in it, but like again, you know, when you see be out of that energy, like you're like, I don't want to hear people. I don't want to see people. I don't like my outfit. I don't like who I am with these people. I need to remove myself. I've embarrassed myself. I need to go. That's how I end my parties. That's how I ended my 20s. Like, I was like, I'm a bad person when I'm around you. I have to go. No, you're like, is it normal?

Telling people straight to their face when they've made you worse. Like I don't feel like my best self in this situation. I want to go to be on a boat. No, I guess maybe I've also watched like too many.

Here's the thing. You've watched so I was just going to say like you're not going to get pushed off.

Here's what I'll say. When you break it down, it's a yacht connoisseur. It is. Yes, it's our worst nightmare being stranded anywhere and not being able to like get a car and go.

You can't Uber Eat except I feel like yachts are so um what's the word I'm looking for? So exclusive and it's so like r like not everyone just like has a yacht that when you're curating a group of people to like go on vacation with it's a it's a big trip. Like you want to be around them. I would say I don't know like if me and you went on a yacht.

Super rich people freak me out. Super rich people scare me. I don't know what kind of demonic stuff they're doing. I also there's men around sometimes. When there's yachts, there's men. I don't know. So like imagine your friends like, "Hey, let's go in this guy's yacht." That's how it always starts cuz women don't need a yacht. Like no woman has a small dick to be like, "I need a yacht."

I was just going to say, "Do you want to know who loves rich people the most?" like rich men.

Other rich men. I was gonna say not as rich men. Like if you have you ever They're all showing off for each other.

Have you ever like That's why it's so crazy that women get go the gold digging like stereotype.

One of my favorite hobby hobbies is watching men be in a conversation with a man that they want to be like like or want to be. And it usually is like people like people that aren't as rich as like the other per and it's very fascinating and I'm like kiss

because the men have their own hierarchies. Yeah. They're literally flirting with rich guys.

Men love impressing each other. Well, it's like when a man meets an athlete and they're just like so like I actually hurt my knee too. No.

Once Hannah. So I got into like a little bit of a debate. I'm an ally. So, like I'm going to stand up for like what I believe. And I explained to to some men allegedly. I said, "Hey, let's do an exercise.

Let's do let's think up of a hypothetical situation." And the hypothetical situation is we are at a Broadway play.

We're watch Go with me on this. We're watching a Broadway play. The two stars of the Broadway play, both men.

The play is over. They're bowing. They're saying, "Oh my god, we we finished the play." Both stars of the play look at each other and they said, "You did a great job." And the other one says, "No, you did a great job." They said, "Let's take our shirts off." They proceed to take their shirts off and exchange shirts because they did a good job during the play.

Is this a madeup scenario? Yes. This is a hypothetical. Okay. I looked at the men and I said, "Now,

is this season two of Heated Rivalry? What are you explaining?" I go, "In that situation, wouldn't you say, wow, that's a little gay, but that's okay." But because those are two gay men on Broadway telling each other they did a good job at the play. Now all of a sudden if we're at Giant Stadium it's not gay any

and let me tell you I offended people like wait but my thing is I've never seen the end of a play two men like that's me hypothetic no but I'm saying it's too gay for a play like this is an outfit get the [ __ ] away from me like

gay men would be like switching outfits it doesn't match my pants No, 100% valid, which all things go back to the same thing, which is heated rivalry. And I'm trying to move on, but I can't. But yeah, with the yachts, I don't like it. Imagine if something happens. Imagine if someone's following you.

I don't want to name drop. I don't want to do this. But I did get a DM from someone on Heated Rivalry.

Stop. And my whole life changed after. and all. I saw the follow come in and I immediately clicked follow back and then I sent the first DM and I just said I'm obsessed with you.

You never send the first DM? Never. And I was like, wait, so what's the lore? Like are like

it was Kip and I was just like obsessed like I'm waiting for your story like I'm logged in on your story. So anyway, it was the best day ever. Do we need Kip on the pod to get a gay going for like our first get a gay going?

We need Kip on the pod. That might be iconic. Okay, we'll see what we could do administratively

to make this work. Wait, I'm obsessed with that. I was really excited about it.

It is also kind of awkward that they're doing all the award shows, but Heed Rivalry isn't nominated because it's like made in Canada and I'm like, "No, I know."

Oh, I didn't even think of that. I thought you were gonna say because it like missed award season because it just came out. Wait,

no. I guess it has to be like international or something. I don't know. But it's Yeah, it's not nominated for anything which is like

But like we're practically Canadian. No, I know. We touch Canada. Wait, that makes me so upset.

Yeah, we have to lie to the academy cuz it's kind of like My favorite ever vintage store I've ever been to is in Canada. I can't remember the name of it.

Somebody knows though, I'll put it in the newsletter. Actually, I bought so many things from there.

Wait, can I make fun of men one more time? I mean, we built a whole career on it, Hannah. Yes.

Dez made me watch True Detective. It's so good. Okay. It's good, but like it's for men cuz like there's a scene where Matthew McConna goes into a bar and there's two like strong men and he like says something and then beats them both up and then comes back in the car and I'm sitting there and I go, "Oh, that's your guy's version of porn." Like that's like we watch red carpets, you watch Matthew McConna beat up two men. Because I'm like, by the way, there's no way Matthew McConna could just walk in and beat up two men who are younger than him and stronger than him. But like, men love that [ __ ] cuz they think they are Matthew McConna and they're like, "Wouldn't it be sick if I took on two men and beat them up?" Also didn't even kill them and they're just laying on the ground. Like it just it doesn't make I don't want to be a part of their like weird fantasies.

Men love movies if there's a tank in it. any kind of tank. Any type of tank carrying any some type of vessel. They love a movie based on like a vessel.

They love to be like like metal. They love a past war or a futuristic war. Yeah. Yeah. And they love like a a mystery that like you know the guy is going to solve it. Like you just know that he's going to solve it, but he has some problems at home. His family's falling apart at home, but he will figure out the murder. And like he did cheat on his wife with a very beautiful 19-year-old. And he and he's dealing with the difficulty.

He's blindsided by his wife who left 17 years ago. No. If I had a nickel, okay, not only like did I have I dated so many gay men, but if I had a nickel for the amount of men that are like that have said to me like, "Yeah, I was cheated on in college." And like that's why at 34 like I just

No one can get cheated on in college. It's not a thing. No one actually dates in college. It's made up.

Dating is not real in college. You're welcome. You're welcome. As an adult be honestly like before 30, like I don't [ __ ] know you. I literally don't care about you. Like I never cared. I don't care. Goodbye. College. I don't even remember.

No. Co. Everyone's blackout. Nothing counts in college. You know what's crazy is though? Like that is where the majority I feel like of people. Well, actually now in the year 2026, um I think there's like a statistic that the majority of people get married whatever the age used to be. It's like five years after that age or something. I want to say it's like 32 is like the average age.

But I feel like when we were in college, I feel like there's so many people I know that like they met in college and now they're married. Well, especially if they weren't in a like big city. It was like that's college was where you meet people. You can't go back to your small town. You've already

hooked up with everyone in that town. I've already told everyone here to [ __ ] off. I can't I can't go back.

No, it Oh, also another man who's going through a hard time, which I think is important to

Yeah. No, we really have to highlight these situations. We have to highlight male stories.

Have you heard of Ryan Locky? Wait, this is our segment. Male men's stories. Male stories.

Male stories today. Have you heard? Do you know who Ryan Locky is? Of course. Well, he's like the really hot Olympian who like had a reading level of a like seven-year-old, but everyone was like, "We love Ryan Lock." Like he was the Grank of swimming.

Yes. And like he couldn't spell his own name, but he was like fun. He was a good personality. He like

Yeah. He bleached his hair. Yeah. He bleached his hair. One year. Everyone's like, "This guy's great." Um he's since gone downhill, but it happens with not to Okay, not to like stereotype, but as an Olympian, it's re Olympian athletes, but specifically Olympians. a lot of these sports like it's not sustainable to make money unless you're in the Olympics which is every four years and you have to be like number one to get sponsorships. So anyway, he kind of falls off.

He's now selling his medals. No, you know, wait, that makes me sad. So if anyone wants Ryan Lochi's medals,

wait, I feel like another man's What happened? What happened after though? I love how I didn't remember the details of how he got there, but [ __ ] went down. Like he has long hair now. I think

you're like, "All I know is he cut bangs and like it's not good. He's over. He grow his hair. I do think if

like did he do drugs? Was he married? Did he get a divorce? Like did he just like jump out of the water after the last medal and like just never thought about paying taxes again? Like what happened?" Good question. Definitely divorce.

Okay. Definitely divorce. He did appear on reality TV. That will do it. Oh, that'll do it. Case closed. Crack the code on this one. He'll be better in about 8 to seven.

8 to 10 business years. Business years. He also did seek treatment for alcoholism in 2018, which we love. And then he also had a near fatal car crash.

Oh Jesus. Um in 2023. So Ryan Lochi has been through it. Pray to St. Anthony for him.

What year would that have been that he was like the hot thing? Like 2010 Rio was Oh, okay. It started in 2026 at Rio. He claimed

sorry, 2016 the Rio Olympics. There was all this drama cuz he claimed he was robbed at gunpoint and there was like all this I guess he I don't I'm not going into details. It was very complicated, but he had an altercation. It didn't go well. Oh, and he got sued for foreclosure of his home. I don't know. But look, there's stuff going on.

Basically, look, you guys, men need help and they need us to support them. Speaking of the male loneliness epidemic, I This girl was talking about um I was just going to say on TV. No, I literally don't see anything on TV. This girl on TikTok was talking about how the men are so good at like marketing things. Like they take all of our stuff

like short king and they just like remarket it where like getting lip filler and like Botox and they call it look maxing going on a diet they call it like biohacking. Yeah.

And she was like talking about the male loneliness epidemic. And she was like, "What if the there are that many single men like there's we're single too. Like the women are also single, but we're not saying we're lonely." So like what constitute loneliness? Like just not having sex. And so she was like, "You guys don't have a lonely problem. You have like a girls don't want to sleep with you. That's the problem. Why don't they want to sleep with you?" Well, I would say one further that some of them hate women and that's why we exist to make sure that it stays that way. Um, do also adding to the male loneliness epidemic.

Not trying to like solve any problems here because we can't, but sports betting I think is like taking down the men.

Wait, and no one's talking about it. Sometimes I'm like I have like my niche girl things and I'm like guys just like wouldn't get it and then I forget that there's like niche guy things.

Yeah. I had no idea all the men were running home at night and putting their house up for sale.

LIKE BRO, NO one's talking about it. Men are out here like putting their refrigerators up like just dropping cash. And so basically you can bet on anything. Like you can bet like this guy's going to dribble three times before he shoots a foul shot. Like you can bet these hockey guys are going to make out after they fight. Like you can literally bet. It's like us betting on reality TV being like Lann's going to like kick Ramona in the

That's crazy. Sports betting platforms get these celebs like you know Kevin Hart and um just like big cool cubs just being it's a literal drug. Also, the house always wins. And also, these men are not making enough money to begin with to be betting. And I'm sorry,

one thing that will piss me off about my husband is you spending your money by betting on other men who were more athletic than you. You could you could you weren't good enough to play and you weren't good enough to win the bat.

What do I have to work with here? Oh god. You're a loser. No, I really I had no idea it was as big of an

because they don't talk about it with us, but then it's like they think it's it's honestly smoking for men. Like you know how like when someone's smoking it's like yeah it's bad and it's killing us but like we're cool. That's how they feel like you don't bet, bro. You don't I bet like I'm a bad boy. I'm betting. I'm betting. and they start you off with like a $100 for free and next thing you know

I've never dated a guy that's bet liked that like that and I've never dated someone that was like super into video games and those are like two really big things that I feel like women are like complaining about a lot where they're like it's unhinged behavior.

Yeah. Like my one note about Taylor and Travis who I love is that I know Travis is addicted to video games in a way. I don't know if he's addicted, but he plays a lot of it. And I think he should just be sitting down listening to Taylor play guitar all day. I've I've messed with guys like in college where like you go to his dorm room and there's like eight guys playing video games. You're like sitting there, but you don't know any better. So you're like,

"Wait, I've like never experienced that. I feel like I missed out on like a major part of like getting out of

No, but I feel like it built character." I've done like a guy being like, "Please come over. Please come over. please come over. And then he's playing like the gun game with his friends and like I don't want to play cuz I don't want to play a game that I don't know how to play and I'm not going to win. So I'm like I'm not going to play. Or they're playing FIFA and then they're like trying to talk to you about it. I'm like I don't want to hear about your imaginary game of pretending you're other men on a field. I don't want to hear about this.

And but a lot of men get addicted to these things and a lot of competitive ads escapism. Well, Andy Murray, who I love, who's a really great tennis player who just retired, is with this like gorgeous woman. At the top of his career, she was like, "I'm going to divorce him because he's addicted to video games."

Because these men, all they want to do is compete. Okay. But I will say something, and this actually is a little bit in favor of the men. I do feel really bad for a lot of professional athletes, women included, but I do feel really bad for a lot of professional athletes because doing something every single day for your entire life and then one day, not only can you not do it, you can't do any of it. Like you have to completely pivot. the mental stress that must be for guys that have been in like played tennis and like golf and whatever like since they were children to them being like okay go be a real estate agent now like like I couldn't imagine

the girls it's like really [ __ ] up but I know some of the guys I'd see like in college like they were like famous like the quarterback at Wisconsin would be on ESPN every weekend and he'd walk around campus and everyone was like He's famous. And this was before they got paid. They didn't get paid when I was there. Nowadays, they get paid. So then afterwards,

a lot of men with mental health, like in this exact situation, why don't they talk about it at all?

I think that there's like they're putting them in some like kind of rehab programs like how to how to it's literally try to get back into reality, like how to be a normal person is like what they do.

Not that far off from like leaving reality TV. It's like, and this is regular people, normal people that have friends,

slowly acclimate to like what people are like. I mean, I only played till I was 21, but like that's why I'm a little weird

cuz that's all I knew. Yeah. Like socializing was not my number one thing. Like socializing I was like, I have a tennis match. Like I feel like you were like and this is my art form. I literally when I met you, I was ready to retire. I was like

I was like I've socialized everywhere onto every foreign land. I've socialized like I've done it all. So that's why I think it's so funny being off somewhere else where they're like you never got out of bed and it's like sorry cuz I have partied from 17 years old. I was 10 years into it. I was 10 years.

I never party and they're like hey it's 3:00 a.m. Go dance. And I'm like, I know. I'm scared. I want my mom to pick me up. I don't like this at all. And that's why I don't want to go on a yacht.

See, I want to go on a yacht. But just with us. Oh, yeah. For sure. But also, I know you. And after like six hours, you're going to be like, I want to go home. How long are you staying on this?

You don't know me that well. I love luxury. Um, okay. You guys, this is our first week. We're doing two episodes, so look out for us. I I think it's coming out Friday.

That's what Grace said. That's what Grace said. We're not in control of this stuff. Um, set your [ __ ] alarm clock. We don't know when on Friday, though, so just like we're going to surprise you. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling.

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What is "Giggling about yachts, sports betting, and self improvement" about?

The discussion revolves around a lighthearted and humorous conversation about everyday topics including self-improvement, the love of soda, and the quirks of family dynamics during holiday gatherings. Key moments touch on sports betting, the challenges of managing distractions, and the impact of soda on health, all framed within a casual, relatable banter between the speakers.

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50 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Alex Earle, Poppy, Ryan Lochte, Olympic Games, Uber, Male loneliness epidemic. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

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The episode runs 57 min; the transcript is about 10,595 words in 246 timestamped sections.

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