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Kate McKinnon | Good Hang with Amy Poehler

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Kate McKinnon | Good Hang with Amy Poehler", an episode of Good Hang with Amy Poehler published October 28, 2025 (1 h 6 min, about 10,857 words). It mentions 52 people, works and ideas, including Carpentry, Homesteading, Woodworking, Adie Bryant, Douglas House.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Douglas House, Adie Bryant, Backcom Ballers, Homesteading
  2. – 20:00: Apple Card, Apple Card, Apple Pay, Cassie Garcia
  3. – 30:00: Homestead, New York City, New York
  4. – 40:00: Carpentry, Trim Carpentry, Brandi Carlile, Homesteading
  5. – 50:00: Amy Adams
  6. – 1:00:00: Adie Bryant, Argentina, Canada, Carpentry
  7. – 1:06:11: Drain Cleaning Australia, Aia Xenerys, Amy Miles, Cat Spalain

Notable quotes from "Kate McKinnon | Good Hang with Amy Poehler"

  • Do you do next when you have fulfilled your dream. And in Kate's case, it's homesteading and being in the movie The Roses and writing the second book in her Millisent Quib…
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  • Did, you, shoot, them, in, the, at, the, Douglas house?
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  • I'm, I, belong, on, the, homestead.
    about Homestead · at
  • And, so, I've, done, that., I've, I've tried to be useful in growing food and I've also taken up carpentry as well.
    about Carpentry · at
  • What kind of wood? I've been doing mostly trim carpentry which is moldings and paneling and I've been using reclaimed hemlock for that mostly.
    about Trim Carpentry · at
  • Are made of, you guys. And I just I love enthusiasm and, I, would, recommend, it's, called, Drain Cleaning Australia. Okay, I'm just gonna watch one little thing before. He sounds amazing.
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Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Adie Bryant — Person · 2 mentions · first at
    Her from SNL, from Shrill. She's an incredible comedian and actress and writer and person. Adie Bryant. 80. Hi.
  • Cassie Garcia — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Yes., Who, we, love., Cassie, Garcia who, also, I, work, with.
  • Brandi Carlile — Person · 1 mention · first at
    It, is, not, Brandy, Carlile, level.
  • Mikey Day — Person · 1 mention · first at
    It was not my pitch. That was streeter and Mikey Day came, up, with, that., My, pitch, was, that I did this character Sheila Sovage. Yes.
  • Amy Adams — Person · 1 mention · first at
    That, you, just, think, about, you're, just Oh my god, that's so like I, remember, really, loving, Amy, Adams.
  • Jenna Weiss-Berman — Person · 1 mention · first at
    You've been listening to Good Hang. The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman, and me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by The Ringer and…
  • Cat Spalain — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by The Ringer and Paperkite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Aia Xenerys.
  • Jack Wilson — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by The Ringer and Paperkite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Aia Xenerys.
  • Aia Xenerys — Person · 1 mention · first at
    The Ringer and Paperkite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Aia Xenerys.
  • Kaia McMullen — Person · 1 mention · first at
    The Ringer and Paperkite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Aia Xenerys.
  • Joel Levelvel — Person · 1 mention · first at
    For Paperkite production by Sam Green Joel Levelvel, and Jenna Weiss Berman.
  • Amy Miles — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Streeter Seidell — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

Companies & orgs

  • Goldman Sachs Bank USA — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Subject to credit approval, Apple Card issued by Goldman Sachs Bank USA, Salt Lake City branch. Terms and more at applecard.com.
  • Kennedy Center Honors — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Yes., They, it I, remember, so, clearly., I, believe, we, were in maybe we were at the Kennedy Center Honors in DC or something and I was telling you about my desire to go to…
  • The Ringer — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman, and me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by The Ringer and Paperkite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Aia Xenerys.
  • Paper Kite Productions — Company · 1 mention
  • Pineapple Street Studios — Company · 1 mention

Products & tech

  • Drain Cleaning Australia — Product · 2 mentions · first at
  • Twin Bed — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Were those like girl music videos that we would do kind of like Twin, Bed,, I, think,, was, one, of, the first ones. And then we did like Backcom Ballers and a couple after…
  • Backcom Ballers — Product · 1 mention · first at
    We would do kind of like Twin, Bed,, I, think,, was, one, of, the first ones. And then we did like Backcom Ballers and a couple after that. But that was like one of our first…
  • Apple Card — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • Apple Pay — Product · 1 mention · first at
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  • Palmolive Ultra — Product · 1 mention

Concepts & topics

Places & events

  • Douglas House — Place · 2 mentions · first at
  • Salt Lake City — Place · 1 mention · first at
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  • New York City, New York — Place · 1 mention · first at
    Like getting back into nature and kind of checking out, I think it was in the context of New York City being overwhelming., And, you, being, there, for, a long time because you lived in the city for how many years?
  • Argentina — Place · 1 mention · first at
    I'm, going, to, give, you, one., Argentina, buenosis, Canada, Ottawa, China,.
  • Canada — Place · 1 mention · first at
    I'm, going, to, give, you, one., Argentina, buenosis, Canada, Ottawa, China, Beijing, Costa, Rica.
  • Costa Rica — Place · 1 mention · first at
  • Ethiopia — Place · 1 mention · first at
  • Ghana — Place · 1 mention
  • Washington, D.C. — Place · 1 mention

Sponsors

  • Palmolive — Sponsor · 1 mention · first at
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Full transcript with timestamps

Hi everyone, welcome to another episode of Good Hang. We have a great, hilarious guest today, the amazing Kate McKinnon. Kate, who you know from SNL and films and the world. And Kate and I go on an adventure and we're going to talk about woodworking. We're going to talk about sketch. We're going to talk about what do you do next when you have fulfilled your dream. And in Kate's case, it's homesteading and being in the movie The Roses and writing the second book in her Millisent Quib series. So, um, I'm so excited to talk to Kate today. And before we do, always we check in with someone who knows our guest, who has a question for our guest. And we have a great one today. Kate's fellow cast member, her chosen sister, uh, you know her from SNL, from Shrill. She's an incredible comedian and actress and writer and person. Adie Bryant. 80. Hi.

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We're, talking, to, you, from, Los, Angeles. Yeah,, that's, where, I, am., That's, where you live now.

I, know., I, know., It's, weird. 80. I had a moment today where I was like I was just excited about talking to you and just thinking about I know this is sound very basic, but just like the women of SNL like just like you know there's there's not there hasn't been as many as you think.

No,, totally. It's It's like a major crew of cool stars and girls. It's, true., Like, I, think, you, and, I, were at a photo shoot and somebody I feel like we were at the same photo shoot when someone said the number of cast members of SNL and it wasn't a lot.

Totally., Also,, I, I, don't, I, felt, this, at the 50s where like then when you have kind of everyone in the room not counting the hosts you're kind of like this is little like this is a little group you know.

Yeah., Like, I, I, got, a, I, got, a, laptop, here so I'm going to see how many cast members have been on SNL but yeah.

Do, you, have, a, guess, first?, I, jelly, bean jar guess. Okay., Yeah., Let's, guess, before, Okay., I won't look. Three

say, like 140., Is, that, wrong? Yes., 167. Come, on. That's, the, blackbox, theater,, honey. That's just a full blackbox theater.

You, always, see, everything, in, theater sizes. That's the stadium. But, yeah,, but, I, was, thinking, about, like it's it is it's a it's a it's a great group. It's like like of which I'm very proud to be a part of and I know you are too.

Same., Oh, my, god., Yeah., It's, like, very overwhelming to me if I think about it at all.

I, know., Me, too., And, uh, and, you, and, Kate McKinnon, our guest today were, there, at, the, same, time, and, the, the people especially the women that you are there with at the same time means means a lot. So tell everybody when did you guys start? When did you start? And were you starting at the same year or when did what year?

Yeah., Well,, she, had, kind, of, a, weird thing where she started like five shows at the end of the previous season.

Maya, Rudolph, did, that, too., Maya, started at like the end of a season which, that, seems, like, so, stressful, to me. I don't I kind of don't know how she did it cuz she also like came in alone in that moment. But I think Kate and I we shared an office and also just we both are like scared and I think we both were also like um we like are both extroverts for our jobs, but I think we're both kind of secretly like introverts who like to be quiet and hidden. And so we were we bonded over that. I think you know

it's, funny, you, say, that., That, was, one, of the questions I had for her today is how she managed being in such an extroverted job as an obvious introvert cuz I really find her to be a genuine introvert.

Yeah., I, mean,, I, think, in, some, ways, like it's part of her genius is like she's almost like a recluse who has to go and have like time, but then it's so fruitful. Like I I mean once like one of the first times I went to her apartment I was like oh my god what are all these cool paintings and she was like a I did this you know and I was like what you know and same like or we would be writing a sketch and then she would be like well get a keyboard and then like be playing a full and you're like wait you play the piano and then like she was like well I do play the cello too like it just she is like a she is like a sneaky freak.

who has a million skills and talents. Kind of like a savant kind of thing. And that's, why, she, she's, like, mysterious, in that way. I think

she, is, she, definitely, is, like, an, onion. Like she and and it also not to make it about me, but I'm feeling such shame about the fact that if I knew how to play the cello, you would know it, babe. You'd know it. You'd know it. Day one. No, I same. Everywhere I go, I'd be like, well, I do cello, but I do piano too, you know, and I paint a little on the side. But anyway, let's get back to you. Like I would it would be on my

Well,, I, guess, I'm, sorry., I'm, one, of the greatest sketch comedians of all time too, on that's just like the other thing I do. And I can build tables and garden and like, you know

and, I'll, take, a, I'll, take, a, grande latte please. I know there's she is and I have to say 80y I find this with you too both of you guys have a very calm um energy that's like draws you in you neither one of you you're very like come hither come hither that is what everyone always says about me that I'm sexy kind of come hither vibe

you, are, babe, because, you, both, are, like there's not a lot of push. There's, not, a, lot, of, push.

You, know,, I, think, we, really, helped, each other in that way because like I, you, know,, especially, when, you, get, to SNL, it's so overwhelming. It's like so cool.

And, I, think, sometimes, we, both, would, have the instinct of like, is it okay for me to leave this party and go home? And we often for each other were like, I would like to.

Let's, go., you, know,, we, gave, each, other permission to like be the ones to go first basically.

That's, actually, good. That, was, really, helpful, at, times,, you know. Yeah.

Yeah. But, I'm, so, honored, to, be, thought, of, as come hither. That is like that might be my new like cello like come hither.

Miss, Paula, thinks, I'm, come, hither. Cut to your cosmetic brand. Come hither. Come hither baby. And you're like, and then you're like, where is where is it being sold? I'll never tell. Before I get to your question for Kate what's the first stuff you did together and wrote together? You know, one of the first things I think we really started like putting our heads together on stuff were those like girl music videos that we would do kind of like

uh, Twin, Bed,, I, think,, was, one, of, the first ones. And then we did like Backcom Ballers and a couple after that. But that was like one of our first like we both were like we like music and let's try this, you know.

Did, you, shoot, them, in, the, at, the, Douglas house? Yes., So, some, I, felt, like, I, like, our generation was some of the last to still go to the Douglas House cuz they don't go there anymore. For people listening the Douglas House was just like a big house about 45 minutes outside of the city where if you watch in the '9s and 2000s, every commercial was shot at every fake commercial was shot at. Mitz gay like all the uh oops I crapped my pants all those were there

and, like, for, our, generation, it, was, like lower lower back tattoo remover and like the Roomba that went up your pants and and it was and and just so many mornings like super tired at the Douglas house

completely, also, like, I've, I, would, lay, in their rooms as if they were my own just so rudely like I would never do that if I was shooting in someone's house now but at that time I was like, I got to lay on the floor in here on someone's couch or bed. I don't know. You got to know how anything works. So, I was like our space.

And, also,, I, just, like, what, I, love, about watching you on the show and all the women of SNL and Kate too is just like never worried when you perform. like never always feeling super relaxed that you're in control of what you're doing that you have like a deep sense of play and like something natural does happen I think is the long the longer you're there which is just like you get a good case of like the [ __ ] it's like who cares like let's just try [ __ ]

100% and, you, and, Kate, as, seniors, were, really fun together well, we, were, like, doing, bad, behavior basically um

like, what, what, was, your, bad, Well,, just, I feel like she I mean she's the number one culprit of this in my time at SNL which was she would basically perform so funny during the week, so funny during rehearsal. And then at dress or I mean at air, it was just something you had never seen before. And I would be, you know, like eye to eye with her or whatever. And I'd be like, "This [ __ ] is letting it rip." And I'm just like at her mercy

you, know?, So, fun. It's, a, thrill,, you, know. Well,, I'm, excited, to, talk, to, her, today and also like a little um I'm I'm I'm intrigued by Kate always because Kate is like has a million hobbies and interests and she is, you know, she's not on as a person. She's not like a she's not like you can actually go pretty deep and go into these crevices of her mind. So, I'm excited to get there. But what do you think? Do you have any question for her today that you think she might want to be asked or you know, um, a story she might want to tell or anything you think you'd want to know?

Well,, it's, funny, cuz, I, feel, like, knowing her, I'm like, there's no question she wants to be asked.

I, I, I've, already, heard, that, she's, like she told someone I know she was like "Amy's going to look into my soul, and I don't want that." She doesn't want to do this interview. She's She's going to be

He, wants, to, do, no, interviews,, by, the way. I know. Okay, I'm I'm stalling. I guess my question is like what's her perfect

day, of, solitude,, which, might, include like an indoor activity, probably an outdoor activity, knowing her, and also like a meal she would make just for herself. I feel like that's like where she's in her flow state. And I'm like, what's she doing? What's her dream version of that? Or even, you know, how she spends her time like that.

That, is, such, a, good, question, because asking somebody about what their, you know, quote unquote kind of perfect day tells you so much about them. And and I definitely feel like Kate's perfect day is a solo day.

I, which, I, like, respect, massively., You know, that's a fantastic question. Wait I feel like there's one last question you should ask Kate. This is just a loose one, but ask her what she used to carry her hair extensions in.

Don't, know, what, the, answer, might, be,, but I think she might remember what she used to cart those around in.

Perfect., Can't, wait., All right,, Adid, thank you so much for getting on. It's so great to see you. Yeah

your, come, hither, attitude, is, it, just drew me in from minute one, babe. Hello. Come hither anytime you wish. Say hi to Connor. Lots of love. Okay. Bye

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Oh, my, god., Wait,, McKinnon. Wait,, what's, going, on, with, this, water? What is this water?

Um,, this, is Talk, to, me, about, this, jug. Do, you, try, to, get, through, this, a, day once a day?

I, try., I, put, it, away, for, months, at, a time and then I say, "Where's where's my jug?"

Oh, my, god., How, many, gallons, is, in, here? This, is, one, gallon., Actually,, this, is not full, but you can see how that feels.

This, is, nice. Yeah. And, um, Do, you, try, to, get, a, gallon, a, day? No, I, do., I, mean,, when, I'm, doing, when, I'm when I'm being

good, and, cool., Yeah. That's, why, your, skin, is, so, good., It's this gallon jug.

Uh, it's, Thank, you. Um, Yeah., No,, it's, good., Uh, because, it weighs 25 lbs one full. So, you're getting bit whatever this is. And um it's really good in a zoom because if your zoom is flagging

and, then, you, bring, this, into, frame without, introing, it., Um, you're, that's another five minutes

material, for, your, zoom. I, love, this, jug. Thank, you, so, much., Here, you, can

may, I, put, it, I'm, just, going, to, put, it over here for continuity. Yeah., So, we, can, make, sure, that, it doesn't as Lauren say co-star.

Okay., I, know., Thank, you., Yes., Let, the audience come to you. When in doubt seduce and keep your jug on the floor.

Try, to, get, your, jugs, all, the, way, to, the floor if you get. Hi,, friend.

Hey. Hi. You're, beautiful., Congratulations, on, on this. Thank, you., I'm, so, happy, that, you're here.

I'm, very, happy, to, be, here. I, know, that, you, do, not, like, to, do interviews. Well, and my first question is just something very very simple which is

what, is, God's, plan, for, us? Um,, God, has, gone jumped ship. God, is, taking

and, gone, to, a, different, universe., God was like God was like, "Yikes, this that was a miss. And I shall I'll let them do it." Um, yeah, we are doomed. Capital Doomed. Um, no, I know that you don't like love interviews, but I think what is so special about you, Kate, is I feel like you just deepend it pretty fast. Like you like deep end complex conversations.

Bless, you, for, saying, so., I, I, would, I'd like to What is your sign? Virgo.

Got, it., Capricorn. Oh,, of, course., Good., Finally., Finally., A reasonable person.

And, your, MyersBriggs. Um,, ENTJ. Got, it., Good. What's, yours? Good., INFP. Yes., You're, a, definite, I

Good. And, also,, uh,, your, enog four, wing, five. Of, course,, you're, a, four.

What, are, you? I'm, an, eight. And, that's, the eight, wing, nine., I'm, the, challenger.

The, challenger. And, you, are, the, um, romantic, the, [ __ ], sensitivo., I, was, going, to say I'm the [ __ ]

No,, no,, I'm, the, [ __ ] Oh, my, god,, that's, so, funny., I, thought, I was the [ __ ]

Wait,, but, what, is, eight, again?, Which eight, is, the, challenger?, So, eight, is, the um

likes, to, lead. Uh, has, has, problem, with, vulnerabil problems with vulnerability. So like doesn't go with feelings first, action first.

Four, is, lots, of, feelings. Yeah. Right., So,, if, you're, at, Thanksgiving, the eight is maybe at the table arguing about vaccines or something. The four is in the basement looking through photo albums of old Thanksgivings.

Yes. Would, that, would, that, make, sense? Yes., And, saying, stuff, like it's all over.

Yes. Okay. Awesome., Like, we, are, doomed., Like, God, is gone. And I need you also to know that I my face is covered in poison ivy.

Can't, see., Okay., Can't, see, one, one, piece of evidence for it. See, little, the, little, dots, on, my, neck.

Can't, see, at, all., Your, incredible, makeup artist who we love. Yes., Who, we, love., Cassie, Garcia

who, also, I, work, with. Yes. Incredible. She's, always, she, she, relays, messages between the two of us. Same.

Yeah. She's, like,, I, saw, Kate., Kate, said, hi. It's really nice. And you could not tell for one minute that you have poison ivy on your face, but I know that you are like an outdoor cat.

Outdoor, cat,, indoor, cat., But, you, are, you live you're basically you've gone you've gone to the farm.

I've, gone, rogue. You've, gone, rogue. Yes., They, it I, remember, so, clearly., I, believe, we, were in maybe we were at the Kennedy Center Honors in DC or something and I was telling you about my desire to go to the woods and you were like in New York the nature that we have is our pets

and, we, need, more, nature, than, that. Yes. And, so, that, I, that, I, always, had, that, in my head.

Mhm. And, I, um, I, did, it. You, did, it., How, does, it, feel? It's the best.

I'm, I, belong, on, the, homestead. Yeah,, I, believe, it. I, belong on the homestead.

I, believe, it. Did, you, feel, that, way, when, you, were younger? Did you feel an affinity to nature? Were you that kind of person like young kid who liked to be in the woods?

I, loved, bugs, and, science, and, making nature crafts. Mhm. I, remember, making, little, um, bits, of, mud and putting them places. And I remember every time we went to a seafood restaurant, I would say, "Mom, can I take the empty clam muscle and lobster shells home with me and put them in the bathtub? And after rinsing them of marinara sauce, she would let me um put them in the bathtub. and and I would get in with them and just

um, enjoy, that., And, so,, yes,, I, I, did always like Did you Well,, I, kind, of, liked, adventure., I, liked the idea of being alone in like I liked getting on my bike and riding through the neighborhood like feeling alone. But talk to me about without, you know obviously revealing anything too personal, what is your homestead? What do you do on your homestead? Talk to me about what happens there. Are you farming?

I, think, the, reason, I've, I've, done, it, is that I believe very much that we are doomed and I want my goal is is surviving the apocalypse 4 days. Okay that's it. If I can make it to four mama, I will have uh achieved something. A long weekend, like a holiday weekend. That's such a good That's such a funny thing to think about is what it would take for four days. It's It's more It's more food than you think, obviously.

It, is. Yeah. Yeah., And, I, would, I, know, I, wouldn't, make it past 2 hours, but I'd like to think that I could go 48.

Mhm. And, I, would, be, crying, the, whole, time, as a four-wing five. Um, but I would like uh the the the lack of invitations to social gatherings in the apocalypse. That would be fun. Okay. You are a true introvert.

Which, I, I, am, ashamed, of, because why I, love, people., I, am, fascinated, by, and love to talk to and listen to people.

But, the, word, fascinated, is, the, part, you are fascinated by people. People are that's what I think I feel from you is a fascination and a curiosity about the world and people.

That, is, what, is, so, compelling, about being around you is you are very curious about many things.

But, I, sense, that, people, in, general, like a lot of people it's just it's not really your gig. It's just like one-on-one people feels like

or, two, on, oneonone, however, you, like, it. one-on-one, two on one. But you know

but, when, we, were, talking, about, you, going like getting back into nature and kind of checking out, I think it was in in the context of New York City being

overwhelming., And, you, being, there, for, a long time because you lived in the city for how many years?

20. And, you, were, on, a, on, SNL, for, how, many years? 10. And, every, day, you, saw, hundreds, of people. This is the voice that I was just acting up a hair. Excuse me. Uhhuh.

If, at, any, point, you, need, a, cold, compress or um, and, so, you, were, like fascinating that you were in a bustling city on a bustling show

and, it, makes, total, sense, that, you, want to go somewhere and just get a little bit quieter and more peaceful after that experience right?

How, does, an, introverted, person, like, you, how did you manage the huggeeness that was that show? It's such chaos. Do you want me to do an impression of myself at the afterparty?

Yeah. Okay., So,, you, are,, let's, say,, you're, an agent that I know. Great. Okay.

Okay., And, I'll, and, I'll, just, be, talking to you. Okay. Really, close,, really, quiet.

Tell, me, about, your, parents, that,, you know, that kind of thing. Yeah., You, wanted, But, that's, what, I'm talking about. You like a one-on-one connection. You like people. You want connection.

I, really, do. Yeah., When, I, watch, you, on, SNL,, you're, so connected to what you're doing. You're very relaxing to watch because you don't seem nervous.

But, was, that, all, am, I, getting, it, totally wrong? Like was inside uh whirly whirly swirly or was the inside kind of peaceful when you were you in the zone when you would perform?

Oh, gosh., Um, always terribly nervous horrifically, nervous, less, so, at, dress,, I, always, felt, I, did, I did my best at dress and then air was just less good

cuz, I, was, thinking, about um, the, cameras., But, when, it, was, just dress and just I could really sometimes if I was really in it feel like I was in dialogue with the people in the audience and like we were sharing something, you know? I I feel like sketch is like you see something that you love that delights you and you're like just showing it to people and then you're like, "Do you guys like it too? Cuz I think this is funny." And if they do, then then you're like you have a connection. And I I felt sometimes like I was just with friends. I mean, Lauren said that I'm sure

it, should, feel, like, you're, in, your living room playing. Ooh,, that's, good.

And, I, I, did, got, get, to, that, point. You, definitely, did., I, mean,, first, of all, we got to see I mean, this might make you uncomfortable this kind of praise, but I feel like there's Here she goes. Okay, hold on. Hang on. Praise is coming. Okay, praise is coming. There are people on that show that I felt were naturals on that show. Now whether or not they felt natural is is their own personal story. But you, Maya Rudolph, this is my opinion. you, Maya Rudolph, Dana Carvey, Will Ferrell, people who just kind of came onto the show, fit right in and just became just like instant captains, just instant um crushers, just so good at that show because that show needs a specific kind of something. I don't know. I don't even know, you know. And I always felt that from you, just this calm confidence when you were performing. And it's interesting to know that inside you were not feeling that

way. What what did you do when you were not feeling like you did well? What like like how do you how did you manage that feeling? I mean, I can't think of any time you didn't do well, but it's so funny. I'm sure you felt that. There were plenty of um desperate failures that haunt me even now. I um no I uh no a lot of failures and they they still sometimes I'll think of something that didn't work or that I didn't I just couldn't get there in time with the writing or the performing and it it still stings

and, I, still, feel, shame, and, that, you, know and that's on me. Um, but I um I also have made the terrible mistake of reading

oh stuff, on, the, internet, which I, truly, wish, I, could, go, back, and, have never looked at the internet because it has

y um, that, haunts, me, as, well and, also, you, just, cannot, remember, the good things.

You, can't, remember, no for, the, hundred, good, things., It's, just like can't can't conjure them up but the one bad one you'll never forget. Yeah there are phrases that I have read that

not, even, that, mean, not, unfounded, like things with a kernel of truth like thoughtful critiques that I agreed with.

Mhm. That, uh, have, ruined, my, life., That, will be that will be on your head.

Okay., But, but, so, but, when, you, were, per like did you have any okay talk like were you did you like to rehearse all the time? Were you in your room rehears were you the kind of performer go you're in your room before you're doing your sketch quiet and in intensely working on it? Did you like to play around and stay loose before a scene? Cuz I didn't really ever get a chance to work with you very much. We only did a few small things together. Did you like to be alone and get ready for stuff or did you like to stay loose and you know what I mean?

Yeah., No,, I, I, I, I, think, I, I, mostly, like to wing it. Um, I, there, were, like, a, I, don't, know, if you uh can relate if it was like a just a twoperson scene that was like really a scene that required like your eyes are so beautiful. I'm

mine. Yes., Oh, my, god,, Kate. You, know, what? You shine like a sun and I'm having trouble concentrating on what I was saying.

I, um love you. You, too,, my, queen., My, queen., Um, I, if, it was like a two person scene with a lot of lines, I would try to not memorize but become very intimately familiar with the lines. I could feel that that you liked to know your lines, which some people don't really try to do cuz people don't know, but it changes a lot at SNL so sometimes you're a little screwed if you know your lines too well.

Right., Right., Um,, so, if, it, was, like, not changing that much and it was like a like more acting

Yeah. scene,, I, would, sort, of, like, to, like, run through it a few times, but otherwise I I liked to uh wing it. Um that's what I mean is you have you had a very groovy flow in a lot of the stuff that you did. And so who knew babe that inside was you know a bunch of mice carrying ladders and stuff like like who knew? And so when we talked about you like hitting the road and getting homesteading basically what I feel like was underneath that was like here's the new next chapter of chapter of the version of my life like you know if if my life is a book I'm interested in what the next chapter is.

Yes. What, is, the, what, would, you, like, what would you title this chapter of your life postsl

growing, growing, your, own, food, prepping for the apocalypse? My goodness. Um

what, would, it, what, would, you, say?, What era are you in? Getting, real. Getting, real, or, um, 41 or um

getting, getting, with, an, apostrophe getting real. Um,, well, let's be honest. I feel like I had one dream. One dream. It was SNL. Did it done loved it. Awesome. Um, not quite sure.

Not, quite, sure, what, to, really, be, like single-minded about. I I love filming movies and uh the the small amount of episodic television.

What, do, you, love, about, making, movies? I love being able to I love going somewhere

for, a, month, or, two and, walking, around. Yeah. And, falling, in, love, with, 80, new, people and um

the, the, the, circus, the, camp, of, it. Yeah. The, summer, camp., You, went, to, you, went, to camp?

I, never, did. Oh, my, gosh. I, know., I, went, to, a, day, camp,, but, I never went away. I would have loved to have gone like away from home, but yeah just this idea that you had this stolen time almost in another place.

You, can, be, anything. And, um, I, love, that., And, I, also, love, um, I love I just love movies. I think they're wonderful as a as a medium.

And, I, love, um, doing, a, scene, uh, as scripted and then trying it 80 different ways. and they pick the best one and as opposed to like you've got one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. Are you will you capture it or will you let it slip?

Um, do, not, miss, your, chance, cuz opportunity comes once, in, a, lifetime. Um but that was what SNL was.

Yes. So, you, did, it, so, well., So, you, feel, like you Yeah, I hear what you're saying. It's like, okay, I did that. I did that as to the best of my ability and now I want to, you know, practice my backhand basically or or or or not even my backhand, just try try a new shot.

Yeah., Yeah., Totally., Like, I, loved, doing pre-taped pieces because for that very reason. And I I have loved truly loved every experience I've had working on a film.

So, I'd, love, to, do, more, of, that., And, I um, but, I, I, but, there's, only, so, many, um hours in a year that

Yeah. Uh, you, know,, SNL, took, up, so, much Yeah. of, all, of, our lives and and when it's over, it just leaves a a time hole.

And, so, I, had, to, fill, my, time, hole. And that's, the, name, of, your, workshop. fill your time home with Kate McKinnon.

Um,, and, so, I've, done, that., I've, I've tried to be uh useful in growing food and I've also taken up carpentry as well.

Okay., I've, heard, about, this., Talk, can you talk to me about the materials you're using because I know a little bit about woodworking from Nick

Offer, from, Nick. Have, you, spoken, to, Nick? I've, never, No,, I, like, I, mean, I've, meant to. He has an amazing work workshop and he's he's such a good teacher and and um share of knowledge

and, tell, me, what, you, like, about woodworking and carpentry. What do you what's your favorite part? It is well I think it's in my jeans because my grandfather was a woodworker

my, father, was, an, architect, and, um, I, just I love the practicality of being you can you know manipulate this material and then you can spend time in it.

Yeah. How, crazy, is, that? You, can, sit, on, it. I, love, to, sit, on, things, I, do., Um, it's just so much it's you know a sketch a a a book of something it's so ephemerrable ephemerrable and and to say I will sleep on what I did today.

Yes. Is, like that's like life you know that's, cool. What, materials, do, you, like, to, work, with? What kind of wood? I've been doing mostly uh trim carpentry which which is uh moldings and paneling and I've been uh using reclaimed hemlock for that mostly.

You've, been, making, your, own, moldings. Yes., And, I, thought, I, thought, I, was, the only one. Then I'm backstage at uh that SNL50 concert. I'm talking to Brandy Carile. She's doing trim carpet. I'm like, Bran, of course you are. She's like, John Stewart's doing his tr I'm like,

turned, out, it's, trit, what, I'm, doing. Everyone's doing trim carpet. You're doing trim carpentry. I know.

I, mean,, people, think, I'm, doing, trim carpentry, but I'm not. So,, when, you, when, you're, making, stuff like something like when you're when you're wood when you're working with wood

Mhm. what, happens, when, you, make, a, mistake?, I feel because I I'm asking I'm very intimidated by working with wood. I feel like I if you make a if you measure wrong you're [ __ ] like you can't

what, do, you, just, kind, of I, put, it, up, inside, the, home, anyway, and, I have absolutely decreased the property value of the house with my shoddy work. Yes, I know that I have.

It, is, not, Brandy, Carlile, level. No,, nothing, is, true., That's, true. What do you want to make? What's the dream thing you want to eventually make? Do you want to move on from molding and moldings and and do you want to make furniture?

I, do., You, make, furniture? I, I, have, I, made, a, table. Dang, that, was, cool.

But, honestly,, I, would, like, to, move, into plumbing and electrical. I would like to be

um, have, all, the, skills, of, a, general contractor. I, love, that., I, love, that., I, don't, know.

Well,, because, the, end, is, near, and, you know, we have to Well, someone's got to wire the shelter.

Yeah,, exactly., If, we're, going, to, get, one more day in that shelter, we're going to need how the We're going to need to fix the toilet.

Yeah. Yeah. I I so relate though, Kate. I I mean, I have no doubt you will. I have no doubt you'll learn about plumbing. And And

I, mean,, that's, a, ways, away. You, think, so? Well,, it's, someone's, job, for, a, reason. Yeah,

that's, a, two-year, certificate, at, at minimum. Yeah. Um,, so, but, yes,, I, would, like, to, acquire all of those the skills that can make a home function.

Mhm. For, 4, days. What I like about this conversation is that I feel like we're going out in the woods and then we're coming back into the city.

Yeah. Back, and, forth., So, coming, back, into, the city if I can. Yes. Can you speak about the last show of of you of yours at SNL

because, I, remember, that, being, feeling very powerful and very moving and I think we spoke about it and it was for you. It was a very beautiful sendoff where you walk up into the stairs as Miss Rafferty

meeting, the, aliens, finally, maybe, we don't know or, finally, meeting, you, know, or, them taking you away or you

willingly, going., We, don't, know., Yeah. What, do, you, think, happens, to, her, and you? But that walk up the stairs and like the wave goodbye was really beautiful and really cool. What was the last what was your last show like?

I, thought, it, was, really, beautiful, too. It was not my pitch. That was streeter and Mikey Day

um, came, up, with, that., My, pitch, was, that I did this character Sheila Sovage. Yes.

Uh, the, barfly., Um,, and, my, pitch, was, that I would tongue every single person in the cast um, in a line and you know, I thought ultimately that the alien thing was a little more meaningful and had a better tone. So, we went with that. Um

so, everyone, narrowly, missed, uh,, sucking my face. That, goodbye, that, goodbyes, that, goodbye tonging. But that was very emotional because uh it was every I mean

you, did, over, 200, shows, or, something. Everything, to, me, and, those, people, are everything to me.

Jenna. Yeah. You, know,, um, Chris, Kelly,, everybody., And and and Lauren, who has been, you know a a surrogate father uh to me. And I I could cry now thinking about what he has been to me in my life as I'm sure we all could. And

what, what, can, you, speak, a, little, bit more? What has he been what has he done to like what was your relationship with him like?

My, well, very, my, my, father, passed, when, I was 18. I loved my father beyond and he um Lauren just was nothing but paternal. And when you uh have somehow by by the grace of whatever earned the esteem of a man like that, a man who's that like larger than life, it just it means everything. And so um I was like just sad.

Yeah. To, go., I, had, I, had, to, I, I, I, had, reached a point where I was like yawning during the show and that just did not that was not working for me physically anymore.

Yeah. And there there you have it. So, but, it, didn't, mean, I, wanted, to, get, away from those folks.

You, love, those, folks., You, love, those folks. Boy, Kate, they love you. You, know, who, loves, you, so, much?, And there's a million people who do. Seth Meyers.

He, loves, you. He you are he just is like and again praise coming in prepare. But you were just such a natural captain when you were in there on that show. You just you led that show through a lot of years and you were in a lot of sketches and you were doing a lot. You were you were carrying a lot on your shoulders in that show whether or not you felt it or not. And you were you were being asked to do really big playing like really for quoteunquote like important people at important times whether it's Hillary Clinton or Rudy Giuliani or like you were playing all the it was the the world you the world is nuts and it's weird and I know from experience because we both played political figures to play people in real time that are also existing in real time in the world and there's real world consequence And it's very strange.

Yes., Yes,, it, is. Yeah, it certainly did. What, was, it?, What, would, how, did, it, feel? Was there Did you feel any responsibility when you were playing anybody? Uh or did you have to kind of let that go and not worry about it?

No,, mama., I, felt, a, lot, of, I, felt, a, lot. Yeah. I'm, sorry., Just, to, talk, about, Seth, for one second. Let's go back to Seth. When Seth left

it, was, in, a, February., That, was, another that I felt like I only overlapped with him for two or 3 years or so, but he and he is not very much older than me, but I felt like he was like had a paternal, you know, thing. And like when he left, oh my god, I was so crushed. And I forget that life goes on and you like you form, you know, other connections and stuff, but that was like, oh, I love that guy.

Yeah, I, love, that, guy. Yo,, any, horse., Um,, what, were, we, saying about politics?, Who, cares?, You, know, what?

Politics., Well,, it's, a, double-edged sword, I felt, and you let me know how this lands for you.

Yeah., But, I, felt, it, was, a, double-edged sword in that I felt like I was really doing something with my life, something meaningful

being, engaged, in, the, most, peripheral possible way in in culture in in history.

Yeah. In, the, mo, like, Yeah., just, on, the sidelines putting on a wig, you know doing little songs about whatever was actually going on, but like

um, being, in, the, smallest, way, a, part, of that felt like I was doing something meaningful. And with that came you know, like I remember there was one article

that, was, like,, "Will, she, hurt, Hillary Clinton?" Oh, god. And, I, was, like,, "God,, y'all,, y'all shouldn't read, should not have read should never have looked, but that like that notion uh just broke my brain." And like I obviously no one I think doing an a satire has the power to actually influence but um I did not want to hurt anybody even people I uh vehemently disagreed with politically like I still didn't want to ever hurt anyone's feelings.

Um, and, so, yeah, there, was, some, balancing to do there. Did, you, ever, meet, anybody, while, you, were dressed as them? Yes. I met um

Secretary, Clinton, uh, Senator, Warren., That, was Oh,, awesome. Oh, my, gosh.

Oh,, you, guys, did, a, really, fun, You, guys did like a switch a Tik Tok switcheroo.

Yeah. Yeah., She, was, like, the, after, there, was some vote on the floor of Congress. I believe it was on January 6th about I forget what it was and all the Democrats were saying no and all the Republicans were saying yes. I forget what about but they were going down the list calling the names of all the Democratic senators and everyone was saying no, no, no. And then it got to her and she was like no. And then I know it's a question you get asked all the time, but I do love this question which is well two. Did you watch did you ever go on the server and watch sketches that bombed?

We used to we used to watch our sketch. Do you like do you kind of like it when sketches bomb a little bit? Like did you ever enjoy that?

And, did, you, ever, rewatch, a, sketch, that like didn't make it? We used to go and watch our sketches from dress that bombed and just like

it, was, and, just, watch, it, together, like you know kind of like process it together and it was just like such a nice feeling basically just a reminder that everybody bombs basically.

Um, did, you, ever, do, that? Um, yes, there, were, a, few a few hits that we would watch over and over again. Um there was one there was one rehearsal where um a person I won't say who simply stopped doing the sketch and sat down on the stage.

Sure., Um, that, was, a, fun, watch, and, yeah just stuff like that. We, we, had, a, we, had, a, host, again, I, won't say who who like halfway through just um

kind, of, fell, asleep, a, little, bit. Yeah., And, it, was, like, this, was, dressed. I was like, "Okay, well, I guess we're I guess this character is asleep now."

Don't, blame, him. Agree. Time, to, sit, down. And, it's, it's, a, tough, gig. Did, you, find, that, hosting, was, so, much harder than you could have ever imagined?

I, wanted, to, be, back, with, the, like, I didn't want to be in I Yeah, I know. I wanted to be like

I, kept, being, like,, "What, are, you, guys doing over there?" Like I kept wanting to be over there.

Yeah., Um, yeah., Yeah., And, and who did you love? Host who what host did you love? Like

that, you, just, think, about, you're, just like, "Oh my god, that's so like I, remember, really, loving, uh, Amy, Adams."

Yes. Emily, Blunt. Yes. Um I a lot those are the two that pop into my mind. But just I loved I loved actresses who were wonderful comedic actresses and also actresses.

Oh,, that's, so, interesting., What, type, was your I, enjoyed, weirdly, often, athletes

because, they, wanted, to, be, coached, and they would be like, "How do you want me to, say, it?, How, do, you, want, me, to, do it?" And I'd be like "Oh, thank God.

This, is, exactly, how, I, want, you, to, do it." you know, and they felt really good about that. Like there was no and they would if they scored, they were like "Yay!" And if they did, they were like "This isn't my gig." Like they just they didn't they didn't feel and it relaxed me. It relaxed me when athletes would host.

Um or, or, people, like, that., People, who, were just like, "This is a this is so weird that I'm here."

Did, Charles, Barkley, ever, host, when, you No., Did, you, love, him? Oh, my, god.

You, loved, him. Now, there's, a, funny, athlete., Jesus Christ. He may be the funniest man alive. And I did do one of my bar fly sketches with him. So I have his tongue has been in my mouth and I

It, was, nice. Fantastic., Um,, okay., So, we, do, this, thing on the show where we talk to people before, our, interview., I, don't, know if you know this.

We, talk, well, behind, their, back., We, talk to somebody who knows them and they give me they give me a question to ask them. So, we talked to Adie Bryant today, the great 80. Oh. Oh, here we go. Tears. Waterworks. 80 and you like tell me a little bit about what 80 what it meant to have 80 there when you were there and like working with her. What was what was your relationship like?

I, mean,, she, taught, me, about, like, so, much about comedy, but she also taught me about just like being a person. comedy aside. I mean, she's a genius, but like just one of the most solid people I've ever known. And I she just she like when I moved into my apartment, she was like, "Invest in your base." which she was basically telling me to like get kind of okay furniture which like I wasn't planning on doing but she just she um

I, think, in, many, ways, she, taught, me, how to live and, uh, how, to, be, okay, even, in, silence, I was like okay this is my sister everyone here is my friend this is my sister

I, uh, we, were, re-watching, the, sketch today um of you and AD as the as uh I think it was Henrietta and Nan the PowerPoint ladies who couldn't get the PowerPoint to work.

It, was, I, was, reminded, 15, more, of, those right now. I, was, reminded, of, that, the, other, day, and I was asking the gal who wrote it, did you come up with the phrase digifiles and she said no that was 80 dig files? I like when 80 says when 80 says I don't think I can learn anything anymore.

I, don't, think, I, can, learn, anything, new anymore. Oh, my, god, that, and, there's, and, okay,, so, 80, had, a question for you which is she had two great questions for you. One is ask Kate what she used to carry her hair extensions around in.

Do, you, remember?, Uh,, it, was, a, it, was, a tiny linen drawstring polka dot bag that I think she gave me.

Okay, great., It, seemed, like, an, item, that, 80 would have cuz it was polka-dotted and it was like sweet and drawstring.

Okay,, so, um, I'm, going, to, take, your, word for it. Well, there's no way we can check.

And, then, the, but, the, second, question, was what would be your ideal day? because we were kind of talking about what we were talking about earlier that there's this part of you that like loves that feeling of performing and being, you know meeting 80 new people and being on the road and being part of the circus. And then there's a part of you that wants to kind of be in the woods and in nature and be in kind of a peaceful version of your life. What is Kate McKinnon's perfect day? How would it go?

I, would, wake, with, the, sun., I, would garden for a couple hours, do carpentry for a couple hours, and then gather my mother and sister the loves of my life or some other folks that I love, and make pasta together

and, eat, it. Yum. From, scratch. Damn. That, was, my, 40th, birthday, party., It, was a pasta making party with my family and my best friend and her family.

That, sounds my, 40th., Yeah,, my, 40th, I, was, still filming Parks and Reg. So, it was like a bar somewhere in the middle of filming. My 50th I had a dance party

and, that, was, so, fun, because, I, love dancing and, I, prefer, dancing, over, talking.

Yes. Do, you, like, to, dance?, I, love, to, dance and I I also prefer dancing over like I will I will leave a party after 10 minutes if it's just talking because I can't.

Ad, said, the, same, thing, that, you, two, gave each other a lot of permission to leave parties which is what friendship is all about.

Okay,, we're, going, to, talk, about, your incredible book because and I want to talk to you about books. Um but I want to just do a very quick rapid fire. Okay, number one gardening tip. Um or any gardening tip.

Compost. It's, all, about, compost. Oh, god. It's, No,, it's, a, pain, in, the, ass.

Yeah,, I, got, to, do, it. Yeah., Okay. No,, it's, terrible. Favorite, ice, cream, flavor?

Chocolate, fudge, brownie. You, said, that, really, casually., Do, you not like ice cream?

No,, I, love, it. Okay., Favorite, childhood, movie? The, Producers. We, watch, The, Producers, every, week, in, our house. Favorite books growing up?

Rald, Doll. Um,, and, I, loved, a, good, atlas., I, loved, a book about geography.

Do, you, are, you, good, at, ge cultures, of, the, world? I, do, love, geography.

Do, you, have, a, good, geographical, sense? You I, would, say, yes. When, you, know, like, when, you're, standing somewhere, you want to know where north is and you talk that way like it's west of the highway.

Yes., And, you, know, where, countries, are? I, do., That, I, do. That's, great.

I, love, the, countries, and, I, love, to, know their capitals and I love knowing countries and capitals. It's a hobby.

I'm, going, to, give, you, one., Uh, Argentina, buenosis, Canada, Ottawa, China,

Beijing, Costa, Rica. Um, well,, no., Is, it, Sanan? Close. No,, it's, San, Jose., Okay.

Is, it? Yep., Please, God., Okay., Thank, you. Um uh let's see. Ethiopia. Uh, Adis, Sababa.

Dang. Hungary. Budapest. Uh Iran. Thrron., Libya. Tripoli. And, the, last, one, is, the, capital, of Sagal.

Um is it? No. Acra is the capital of Ghana and the capital of Sagal is [ __ ] me. I knew this. I really It's with an R.

Yeah,, there's, an, R, at, the, end. It's, Dar. Yes. [ __ ] [ __ ] Kate,, that's, impressive.

Hobby., In, fact,, during, a, read, through, at SNL when I wasn't in any sketches, I just was practicing my capitals for fun. So, let's talk about the Millisent Quib School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science.

Your, second, book. Incredible., Congratulations. Thank, you. You, have, written, a, you, you, have, a, series now, the Millison Quibb series, and you have one and two

and, two, is, out. Yes. And, is, a, New, York, Times, bestseller. Tell, us, about, this, book,, why, you, wrote it, what's it about?

Yeah., Um,, well,, I, got, I, got, I, started writing it 12 years ago before SNL.

Amazing. And, then, I, just, kind, of, kept, at, it, uh intermittently throughout that time. And I love middle-grade literature

um, because, I, think, it, has, uh, things, in common with sketch comedy, i.e. funny hair and funny names and um and a sense of hope.

Yeah. And, and, questions, of, identity, and questions of belonging. You know, a a sketch is often about uh a fly in the ointment, an odd man out. I wanted to write about uh being a 12-year-old girl in a in a repressive turn of the century town. I didn't grow up in a repressive turn of the century town, but I grew up in a town um with, you know normal folks and I I felt like a freak. I think every 12-year-old feels like a freak. Um

and, I, loved, science, and, I, loved, bugs, and I loved like icky stuff and um I uh I had I was fortunate enough to have adults in my orbit who were um funny and weird. my parents among them and a lot of my teachers and I I think having that kind of a mentor who

uh, celebrates, what, is, unique, about, you instead of stepping on it is absolutely instrumental and so I wanted to write about uh a mad scientist who's a pariah in this town who um takes these little weirdos under her wing and um

teaches, them, mad, science, and, they, fight the bad guys and uh have adventures. And I I wanted to write something that hopefully would inspire young people to go outside

uh, for, the, first, time, in, days and, touch, a, grass, touch, grass., And, I mean the the times of my childhood that which was before cell phones which are just the best time. I mean one day me and Alexis North found like a fox skull in like someone's hedges and like there was an earwig in it and it was the great talk about the best day of my life. Oh my god the earwigs in that fox skull. We were just like the world is magic. It's made of magic. And um I wish children had some more access to that kind of stuff today.

Yes., And, uh, I, wanted, to, inspire, them, to go outside and touch a bug. Um, Okay., Well,, I, feel, like you know this interview started with you worrying that you weren't going to be funny or something like remember that.

I, feel, I, wasn't. I'd, like, to, start, again,, please. You're nuts. You're, so, nuts., You But I want to finish the this thing last thing which is I think people in comedy are all as we know they're all different kinds of people. Do people come up and expect you to be a certain way and are they surprised when you are quieter and more reserved or more introverted than you than they expect you to be?

I, think, they, are., And, sometimes, they're disappointed and vocal about that. Um I've gotten a lot of Wow, you're not funny in real life or speak up. What? Um, I've gotten I've gotten you're so serious for a comedian. Yeah

you're, being, very, serious. Oh, you're, being, very, serious. Well,, or, a, that's, not, funny., I've, had that.

Like,, well,, I'm, sorry., It, isn't. It wasn't very funny. Anyway, nice to meet you. Oh, [ __ ] I gotta ask you one question. Oh, [ __ ] I forgot one question.

And, it's, the, best, question, and, it's, the best one to ask you. Go, for, it.

What, is, making, you, laugh, these, days? What are you What are you What What are you watching, reading, listening to watching a video of when you need to lighten up, I'll tell you. Oo, there's a man on YouTube, can't wait, from Australia. He cleans drains. He clears hopeful hopelessly disgusting clogged restaurant drains filled with grease.

I, love, uh, unclogging, videos. This, man, this, is, the, earth, in, us. You, never, see, his, face., He, is, enthusiasm on two feet. He says, he'll say, "Oh you guys, this is what dreams are made of. Can you believe we get to be here clearing this drain? This one's choa block. Let's fire up the jet. Oh, you little ripper. Come on, you good thing. Like he has like free and and it's about and then he'll be like, "Oh, there's a cockroach. Oh, there's some corn there. Toilet paper. Oh, this is what dreams are made of, you guys." And I just I love enthusiasm

and, I, would, recommend, it's, called, Drain Cleaning Australia. Okay, I'm just gonna watch one little thing before. He sounds amazing. Drain cleaning Australia. Also, I love his um his commentary about what he finds.

Yeah. Okay,, stand, by., This, one, says, sewage spraying into the sky. Is that good?

Okay,, here, we, go. We're, back, for, another, block, drain, mate. And I'm just going to let the lovely customer know that we're here.

Good, day,, mate., Bruce, from, Drain Cleaning Australia. You're home. So he he goes to he goes to meet the people first. Let's see. Let's

And, he's, sorry., We, got, we, got, a commercial. You, pay, for, you., You, don't, pay, for YouTube. You come here. We don't pay for YouTube.

Are, you, kidding, me?, The, price. They, want, me, to, pay, to, cut, out, the commercials. No, I'll wait until the skip button. Okay, here we go.

You, little, ripper. And wow, you can see all the tree roots still down there. So, we punched a hole through the blockage.

I, get, it. Tree, roots, are, the, least, of, his problems. Usually, it's like um a a a dachshund sized piece of hair or or grease or human [ __ ] It is. And he's like, "Woohoo! Woohoo! You little rier." Kate, thank you for being here.

Thank, you. Thank, you. I, can't, tell, if, your, eyes, are, green, or blue. I think they're both and it doesn't matter. They're just

All, that, matters, is, today. All, that, matters, is, your, name. Thank, you,, Kate, McKinnon., You, are, so interesting to talk to and I love being around you and your beautiful skin. Um check out Kate's book. And, you know, in this Polar Plunge, I I just wanted to talk about the books that I loved when I was in middle school. There were many many series of books that I loved, but we talked a lot about homesteading today and growing your own vegetables and pulling potatoes out of the earth. And it made me think about Little House on the Prairie and Laura Ingles Wilder. And um, God, I just I loved those books. And and here's a tip in my Polar Plunge. If you need to take a wonderful nap, put on an old episode of Little House on the Prairie and the sound of the clipclop of the horses and the music and like and then Paw just coming in from the cold and somebody putting like a a hot cake on the fire. It's going to knock

you out. You're going to go right to sleep. So read the books. incredible books from Laura Engles Wilder. Watch the TV show and try to stay up as long as you can while you do. Okay, thanks so much for listening. Thanks Kate for being here. I love talking to you and see you soon. Bye. You've been listening to Good Hang. The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman, and me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by The Ringer and Paperkite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Cat Spalain, Kaia McMullen, and Aia Xenerys.

for Paperkite production by Sam Green Joel Levelvel, and Jenna Weiss Berman. Original music by Amy Miles.

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What is discussed in "Kate McKinnon | Good Hang with Amy Poehler"?

In order: 0:00 Douglas House, Adie Bryant, Backcom Ballers, Homesteading; 10:00 Apple Card, Apple Card, Apple Pay, Cassie Garcia; 20:00 Homestead, New York City, New York; 30:00 Carpentry, Trim Carpentry, Brandi Carlile, Homesteading; 40:00 Amy Adams; 50:00 Adie Bryant, Argentina, Canada, Carpentry; 1:00:00 Drain Cleaning Australia, Aia Xenerys, Amy Miles, Cat Spalain.

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