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I Have To Talk About This.

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "I Have To Talk About This.", an episode of H3 Podcast published December 9, 2025 (3 h 27 min, about 37,504 words). It mentions 20 people, works and ideas, including Outdoor Tom, Elvis Dan, Teddy Fresh, Lena, Harley.

What this episode is about

The main topic revolves around a lively discussion filled with festive spirit as the hosts share updates on their streaming schedule, sponsorships, and upcoming events, including a poker night featuring various celebrity participants. The atmosphere is upbeat and interactive, focusing on engaging with their audience while maintaining a lighthearted and humorous tone.

Key takeaways

  • December 8, 2025: A reminder that holiday cheer can coexist with utter confusion—just ask Dan.
  • Gamer Subs sponsorship: The ultimate blend of hydration and humor; caffeine never sounded so festive!
  • JWoww from Jersey Shore proves nostalgia sells—who needs talent when you have reality TV history?
  • Harley not on the poker roster? The internet legend gets sidelined, proving that timing is everything.
  • Presidential pardons are the new celebrity comeback; Todd Chrisley's family drama just got a White House twist.

Who speaks in this episode?

  • Ethan Klein (Host) · 2 h 4 min speaking
  • Dan (Guest) · 1 h 2 min speaking
  • AB (Guest) · 21 min speaking
  • Ela (Guest) · 10 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 15:00: Harley, Idris Ela, Atlantis, Jersey Shore
  2. – 30:00: Teddy Fresh, Elvis Dan, Lena, Idris Ela
  3. – 45:00: Underwood Farms, Lena, Teddy Fresh, War Park
  4. – 1:00:00: Gamer Subs, The Odyssey, Space Odyssey
  5. – 1:30:00: Elvis Dan
  6. – 3:26:58: Jersey Shore

Notable quotes from "I Have To Talk About This."

  • And we're just so happy to be here. Dan, give it up for Dan.
    about Elvis Dan · at
  • Played I've never spoken with him though. Although he seems very nice, dude. You're playing with JWow.
    about JWow · at
  • Thank you. Oh, I forgot. I don't know if I mentioned this. Harley is meeting us there.
    about Harley · at
  • I know Ela's dogs with her. She's Suede. I don't know what she does with Peace and Love. This is FaZe Faz.
    about Idris Ela · at
  • So it's a good transition that's very exciting but I do want to say that well the words of Lena's mom have resonated throughout the fandom oh no and I don't know if she knows what she did exactly.
    about Lena · at
  • I know. That's like a really big resort and there's like three Oh, it must be cuz there's a casino there. There's a water park there. It does sound really cool.
    about Atlantis · at
  • This is probably the coolest jacket we've ever made. We I didn't make [ __ ] they've made Here's [snorts] a freeze frame from the Now, I don't know what's What is this?
    about Teddy Fresh · at
  • Tom got there before us and he bought all of us tickets.
    about Outdoor Tom · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Outdoor Tom — Person · Referenced participant / subject of segment · 70 mentions
    Tom is central to the 'mom age-guessing' social experiment and is discussed as Ethan's comparison target and friend.
  • Elvis Dan — Person · Co-host / on-air producer · 3 mentions · first at
    Dan is repeatedly addressed on-air, helps run segments (Discord/soundbite tournament), and is part of the host banter and planning.
  • Lena — Person · Referenced crew member / subject of anecdote · 3 mentions · first at
    Lena is central to the 'Lena's mom' age-guessing catalyst and appears in Teddy Fresh content/banter; her family is discussed.
  • Harley — Person · Referenced friend / attendee · 4 mentions · first at
    Harley is mentioned as traveling to attend the poker event with the hosts; also referenced as 'Epic Meal Time guy.'
  • Idris Ela — Person · Referenced crew member / upcoming participant · 3 mentions · first at
    Ela is discussed in relation to her birthday, travel talk, and as someone who will join later; also mentioned in the poker roster context.
  • JWow — Person · Referenced celebrity (poker roster) · 1 mention · first at
    JWow is highlighted as a notable poker-stream participant and identified with Jersey Shore.
  • Lee Bryce — Person · Referenced friend / poker rival · 1 mention · first at
    Bryce is described as 'friends of the show' and Ethan's 'arch nemesis at poker,' placing him in the poker-event storyline.
    Bryce, friends of the show. You guys know what it is. This is the guy that won the last time and I don't know anything about him, but I'm pissed about it still. So, I'm not…
  • India Love — Person · Referenced celebrity (poker roster) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as someone Ethan knows and will play poker with at the upcoming event.
    So actually I've played with quite a few of these people before.
  • Neve — Person · Referenced poker roster participant · 1 mention · first at
    Briefly mentioned as a roster participant; discussion centers on whether there are 'weird things' about him.
    So I don't mean it like that way, but No, he's mushbook. Yeah, he's he's all good. There's no weird things with him. Okay.

Books & papers

  • The Odyssey — Book · Referenced classic text · 1 mention · first at
    Raised during sponsor/banter as an upcoming 'Odyssey' movie; clarified as Homer’s epic poem.
    Speaking of which, when does the Odyssey come out? That movie?

Companies & orgs

  • Teddy Fresh — Company · Referenced brand / segment backdrop · 4 mentions · first at
    Teddy Fresh is promoted on-air (product availability) and referenced as the setting where 'the ladies' are having fun.
  • Epic Meal Time — Company · Referenced brand (Harley association) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned to identify Harley as 'the epic meal time guy' and as an 'internet legend.'
    I last time I said, Hey, Harley, the [snorts] epic meal time guy. it might be before Blake's time, who's like the head there cuz he's a bit younger.
  • UFC — Company · Referenced organization · 1 mention · first at
    Used to identify McKenzie as a UFC fighter; not otherwise explored.
    But [snorts] at any rate, she's super nice. McKenzie, I know she's a UFC fighter. [snorts] Who's this? That's the She's a reality mom,.

Products & tech

  • CSGO — Product · Referenced context (scam/betting) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as an example of betting-related scandals associated with FaZe-era 'shenanigans.'
    He's always got a really nice watch going on cuz those Faze guys, they got into all kinds of shenanigans. If it was like CSGO betting [ __ ] I don't know what he was involved in.

Places & events

  • Atlantis — Place · Referenced travel destination / resort · 3 mentions · first at
    Atlantis is discussed as a Bahamas resort with casino and water park; Dan recalls visiting as a kid due to cruise diversion.
  • Underwood Farms — Place · Referenced outing location · 2 mentions · first at
    Ethan describes a family outing with Tom and families to Underwood Farms, highlighting their friendship and family context.
    No, but go there during either I've been there during strawberry and blackberry picking seasons and when you get it off the vine and there's like vast fields of them. It is unlike anything you'll ever have eaten.
  • War Park — Place · Referenced area near Underwood Farms · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as the area where Underwood Farms is located (as stated in conversation).
    In War Park. It's a farm where they it's really fun. It's just a farm but they have all kinds of activities and stuff. They have like hay rides or whatever those.

Media & podcasts

  • Jersey Shore — Media · Referenced TV show · 3 mentions · first at
    Used to contextualize who JWow is and how big a deal she is for the poker roster.
    Oh, yeah. Okay. This girl J. Wow. It's been a long time since I don't Jersey Shore.
  • Space Odyssey — Media · Referenced media (confusion/joke) · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in a humorous exchange contrasting 'The Odyssey' with 'Space Odyssey.'
    The only [ __ ] I'm looking at is Space Odyssey, bro. Come on now.

Sponsors

  • Gamer Subs — Company · Sponsor · 8 mentions · first at
    Primary sponsor of the episode; the hosts deliver a long ad read including product features, promo code, and free sample offer.
    Yeah. today we're sponsored by Gamer Subs.

Full transcript with timestamps

Hello everybody. Welcome. It is Monday. What's up? What's up? What's up? It's December uh 8th, 2025. Rounding out the year, coming on the holiday. The vibes are good. We're feeling festive. We're feeling merry. We're feeling gay.

And we're just so happy to be here. Dan, give it up for Dan. Give it up everybody. Everybody's here.

Oh man, give it up for Dan. Everybody, you got this Dan. Yeah. Uh, today we're sponsored by Gamer Subs.

Give it up for Dan, guys. He's still going. He's still going. Today we're sponsored by Gamer Subs, who we love. Thank you to them. Take a sip of that fresh Juicy Sub Nation.

Love them. Um, also we have a lot of fun here planned today. Again, just to update the schedule for you all. Today we're live. [snorts]

Tomorrow we're live. Wednesday we're live. Thursday we are off with peace and love.

Friday we are back with our world famous beloved by all poker streams. Do it live. Actually, let me pull up the celeb list I'll be playing with. Uh you guys can tell me what I'm in for. But uh so that will actually I don't know when that's starting. It's Well, so it's starting at 7 Eastern time, I believe. Uh I'll tell you guys the exact day we get closer, but I So I think

Right. So I I remember it's okay. So I remember I saw that it starts the same time for us regardless of the fact that it is on the East Coast now. So it'll be later for you, but it'll be the same time for us.

Oh, it is? Yeah. Are you going to have to show your genitals? Let me uh just look it up right now.

Do I need to show my definitive answer here? Maybe. Um [snorts] let's take a look at the roster here. Um so actually I've played with quite a few of these people before. Uh Flocka is my boy.

Shout out. Uh India Love is my uh my girl. Shout out. [snorts] This dude I play with before. I've never played I've never spoken with him though. Although he seems very nice,

dude. You're playing with JWow. This is the um Jwow. [snorts] Jersey Shore. That's her, right?

Yeah. I don't I've never watched Jersey shows. Is she a big deal? [snorts] Yeah. No, this is this is this is massive.

Her name is J. Wow. Jenny. Jennif Jennifer. Jenny. Jenny from the Block. Is she from the block or No.

Uh she's from the shore. Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. This girl J. Wow. It's been a long time since I don't Jersey Shore.

Oh god. You know what's crazy? I don't even recognize her at all. Like I've never seen this person in my life.

I'm surprised you guys are such reality heads that you haven't watched. That's just before my time.

Yeah. Um Okay. So Jay Wow is there serving here? I am. And I'm so glad to say that uh

what the they picked my absolute best photo. And that's how you know I have friends over there at the CPT.

Can I say I thought that was like the the Jew meme. They turned you in the caricature.

Thank you, Zach. You don't need to point that out. I I don't know what that photo is. Like I I I refuse to believe first of all that that's the best they could find of me and that it wasn't picked maliciously and also that it's even a real photo of me.

You're right. It's probably just an artist rendition. I mean, look at everyone else. Looks great.

Uh-huh. Yeah. What the [ __ ] is this, bro? Genuinely. God damn. [snorts] Looks great.

Jew. Thank you. Oh, I forgot. I don't know if I mentioned this. Harley is meeting us there.

No way. He's flying out and he's going out. He's going to be there with us just to keep it going.

You could talk about it anytime. I support that. Yeah. All right. Okay. Fantastic.

Well, I I'll always proclaim my love and appreciation for Harley. And so, yeah, he's going to be there as well. Um Um [snorts] AB will not be Actually, we're not going to be filming on on on there, but Harley will be there

and uh standing. I don't know. I'll try to get him on cam. [snorts] Shut up, AB. Sorry.

Why don't they let our boy play? Is he not into poker? Does he not interested? [snorts]

Um I think they just not clouded up enough. I listen. I'm not I don't know why.

I I I last time I said, "Hey, Harley, the [snorts] epic meal time guy. Uh it might be before Blake's time, who's like the the head there cuz he's a bit younger."

Well, they're missing out because the dude was getting recognized left and right at the event.

No, he's an internet legend. I feel like he's perfect for these cuz there's a lot of super social celebrities on here. That's

funny. Super social. Yeah. But um I guess he's just maybe before their time. They didn't say why. I said, "Hey," it was very last minute though. I was like, "Hey, I've got my buddy Harley here if you if you want another player."

And they I guess they had a full roster, so I don't know. But [snorts] at any rate, she's super nice. McKenzie, I know she's a UFC fighter. [snorts]

Who's this? That's the um She's a reality mom, right? Her her dad just got out of prison.

Chrysley. Chrysley. Yeah. Um her dad's name is Todd Chrysley. I don't know her name.

It wasn't just her, wasn't it? Both her parents went to jail for some sort of And Trump pardon them. Yeah.

What the hell? That's epic. That's right. Presidential pardon. Let's go right now.

Um [snorts] who's this guy? I've I don't know if I play with him. I don't know.

Nobody. There's some dork. Nav though. Is that his name? Nav from Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say this guy.

Neve. Ne. Sorry. Ne. Is this guy all kosher? Uh, is his I mean he's I think he's actually Jewish, so I don't mean it like that way, but

No, he's mushbook. Yeah, he's he's all good. There's no weird things with him. Okay.

Bryce, friends of the show. You guys know what it is. This is the guy that won the last time and I don't know anything about him, but I'm pissed about it still. So, I'm not going to be look I'm not going to be looking very fondly on him. He won the whole thing at the

Yeah, he won the whole thing last when I got third. Bryce got second. Bryce I is my arch nemesis at poker.

Yeah. Okay. I don't know who this is. Anyone know? She played with you before. Yeah, I recognize her.

I recognize her. Oh, really? Yeah. At one of the previous events. I know Ela's dogs with her. She's uh Suede. I don't know what she does with Peace and Love. This is FaZe uh Faz.

Please. He's not He's been out. He's been phased out. Yeah. He's not OG's, so he wouldn't be

Did [snorts] they kick him out? Yeah, he Yeah, I think he got kicked because some scam.

Yeah, I I think he took the biggest hit from that. He's got a really nice watch. So, clearly the hit.

That actually surprises me cuz I figured he fell off big time, but he's always got a really nice watch going on cuz those Faze guys, they got into all kinds of shenanigans. If it was like CSGO betting [ __ ] I don't know what he was involved in.

It was after that time, actually. Oh, yeah. First time in this video. Well, either way, the dude

on that second scam wave, you know. Yeah. Ba Listen, based on his watch game, he's stacked, but he's very nice. I I I talked to him.

I'm trying not to make things awkward for for myself. He's very nice. He was very polite and I don't mind playing poker with him.

Okay, fair. Certainly certainly not looking to get invested in any crypto. Uh yeah, I probably don't get into business with him. It would probably be wise.

But to be fair, I'm not investing in any crypto, so it's not even personal. No, he's just having a big joke out of it. Yeah.

I don't know who this guy is. Me neither. I don't know who she is. Me neither. I don't know who he is.

Me neither. I don't know who he is. This is the guy who's We know him. The loiterer we call him.

That's right. I didn't see him behind the pen. He was hidden. He actually had a good showing though at the last one. He lasted. He was at the final table.

He was kind of lucky. Well, he's at the final table no matter what cuz he won't leave.

Yeah, it's true. Fair. Wait, how does he get invited, bro? He got some good connects over there.

He's like in that he's in that whole like Vegas world. He runs like a He's like a bookie.

Yeah, he [snorts] does. Yeah, exactly. And I don't know who any of these people are. Uh yeah, maybe our chat, our our young hip chat could uh

if there's anyone I should know about, please let me know because I want to go there armed uh with

Actually, you know what I should do just to be polite cuz I knowledge so [snorts] many times I sit there and I'll sit next to like a world famous athlete and I'm like

I don't know anything about I don't know who they are. So I maybe be nice to read up on everybody just to get a little cursory

might be able to get some poker insight from that as well. get into their mindset, get into their psychology.

Yep. But it's a bit smaller. I hope the blinds aren't like super mega lame like they are at the so we can actually play,

right? That was a much larger tournament right? I doubt they'll do that again. I feel like it was much it was like double.

They surely saw the feedback that that wasn't good. Well, they had done it deck the same exact way already a few times. Crazy blinds. [snorts]

But um yeah, hopefully that's the case. But anyway, oh yeah, it says here kicks off at 8:00 p.m. EST. So yeah, it starts at 5 our time. Uh,

wait. Oh, I see it. The guy on the bottom left, the chat is just saying that's Chad Ethan.

This? No, one over to the Oh, this. Yeah. Oh, I guess I kind of see it a little bit. Maybe.

I don't [snorts] know what's Chad about him. His jawline. I'm Chad Ethan. Maybe not in this lighting. six-year-old ass looking ass [ __ ] old idiot loser 60 people have been buzzing

we have a big uh presentation about that so it's a good transition that's very exciting but I do want to say that well the words of Lena's mom have resonated throughout the fandom

oh no and um I don't know if she knows what she did exactly she doesn't I wish Lena was

she knows not what she does [clears throat] her her reasoning was even more hilar Hilarious.

Did she explain uh a little bit? We we wait for Lena to get back, but she did say something about comparing you to her dad. And that's what

she compared me to her dad. Yeah, she used Lena's dad as like a point of reference for age.

She thinks I look the same age as Lena's dad. How old is Lena's dad? 60. I think he's around 60.

That's 20 years, lady. Daddy. 20 flipping. Well, don't worry. We've crowdsourced uh hundreds of responses now and we have a much better data set. Um

so this has actually been a launching point for a really fascinating social experiment. Um [snorts]

people started volunteering to uh get their own mother's v votes in and they were showing their own mom's hey the picture of me and Tom. Now again what they should be showing is the picture of me in Dan's chair cuz that changes everything.

One of them did do that. Yeah. But so, but at any rate, we have a lot of mom's opinions on this and we can really um see what the consensus is now.

Actually, actually, is my mom in the chat? It seems like people either like if they think I'm older, they think I'm way older. They're like, "This dude,

we'll get into this. We'll get into this. The data speaks for itself." Yeah. Tomorrow,

don't get too excited over tomorrow. She's putting that nurse degree to work today, let me tell you. I got myself a um M

What's that? Hey, what Gibbs? Where's mine? What' you get? Hazel chocolate. Where? Where's that from?

Okay, it's a little rude. M Ela just showed me the phone and I clicked. Little rude of her then.

I got my own. It's all melted though already. Got a bag. Yeah, he's got a [ __ ] sack of milk.

That's right. We're milking tonight. So, um So, anyway, I'm really excited. I would suckle on his uters if he bought

Bro, you got to stop saying that. It's drink milk out of his titty. It makes me uncomfortable when you say that please.

Bro, can you believe it? This is the milk that we're drinking. But also, I hope you join us because it'll be Ela's birthday on the 12th. That'll be a really fun day.

Yeah, very exciting. I'm very excited. [snorts] Um, and it's actually really nice. Me and Ela have taken a couple back. Can you show that screen again?

Yeah. Atlantis. That's the name of the hotel in Bahamas. [snorts] Weren't we like talking about going there once or something?

Sam, there was a there was a resort Sam wanted her, but I don't know. Was she saying Atlantis?

I Well, it rings a bell. Maybe it was. I know. That's like a really big resort and there's like three Oh, it must be cuz there's a casino there. There's a water park there. It does sound really cool.

I remember the water. She mentioned the water park. I think it's totally the same place or at least like a chain or something.

I'll scope it out or whatever. If I think you guys would like it, maybe we'll take a trip.

I feel like your chances of going into an AD and getting a watch are higher in the Bahamas. [snorts]

That's what you would think, but those those guys don't play around. You never know, man.

There's no loopholes. You never know. Never know. It's true. You never know. I'll ask.

You can ask. [snorts] I would still know. Hey, do you guys have a watch that I could buy for 20,000 and then sell immediately for 100? They're like, yes,

I wouldn't I wouldn't say that, but you know be like, I'm looking looking for something, you know.

Yes. I'll be like this. Hi, uh, I don't know if you've got anything uh interesting for me.

Yeah. Right this way, sir. This watch commands a lot of respect in the watch world. Dan,

I went to Atlantis once when I was a kid. I just uh we were on a cruise and they were supposed to go to Haiti or I believe and there was some sort of like revolution or something happening. So we they turned the boat and went to uh we stopped at Atlanta.

Haiti I think I think Bahamas I no offense to Haiti. I just think it's like probably a little bit of of a situation there.

I don't know if I'm mixing up where we're supposed to go. Haiti is like the poorest country in the world right?

It's one of the poorest countries in the world. [snorts] They they hold that unfortunate title. Um I don't do people

or maybe it was just too close to wherever people go to Hades for vacation on cruises.

Not typically Dominican Republic. It's on the same island as maybe that's where it was. Maybe close to wherever we were supposed to go for the day.

Well, how was the Bahamas? You remember? Huh? Was the Bahamas fun? I don't remember it that much. I I I just remember the hotel being cool and having a lot of fish tanks.

Yeah, it's probably Okay, I guess Atlantis is the spot. That's the spot apparently.

Wow. This [snorts] is a pathetic reckless pole. Look at this. There's nothing in it.

Oh yeah, that does look sad. Who? They tried to spliff it off with the the You think you're going to fool me with two leaves of cilantro?

Nice try. You think this is going to change everything going on in here? What's in there?

Just tomato bacon. McClunky said there's supposed to be salsa. It's just eggs, pico de gallo, and bacon.

Looks like they use like two eggs. Some people call pico de gallo salsa. That might have been the salsa that they

No, not there. Right. Is that IHOP? No. Oh, okay. It's quant. [snorts] Well, I'm super excited. Hopefully our plane doesn't crash and we don't die.

That's unlikely unlikely to happen. It is very unlikely. People saying there are cruises to Haiti. So maybe it just was Haiti and then some so social unrest was happening.

Yeah, maybe so long I veered off. Mhm. Um so you want to [snorts] get into the mom's? Let's see here. Ela's going to join us in a little bit and then we'll do the Trisha reality show. Uh she's going to translate for us. We have the whole show, right? The whole first episode.

We have [snorts] Yeah. All the all the all the good clips. It sounds like it's going to be so much fun. genuinely so grateful for this. Thank you to Moses. Shout out. You will be a star someday, my friend. You are a star. Just waiting for the right person to find you and polish you. Um [snorts] Oh, yeah. The ladies are back. Tamara and Lena are having way too much fun over here on Teddy Fresh. The ladies never miss.

Oh, did you just sweat on me? Lena, I'm hot. Wow. Good night, sweetheart. My only friend, Lena, tucking me in.

Two buffer jackets. No wonder you're so hot. [snorts] I love her. Yeah, it's probably a bad idea.

No, I don't know if you know this tomorrow, but I don't think she was being nice to you.

Um, I think I would know what my friend's intentions were, Ethan. [snorts] She said, "Cover yourself, sweaty."

I said, "Good night, sweaty." Oh, good night, sweaty. Yeah. I mean, she was dripping on me, but

that's true. That was that was inconsiderate of you to be dripping on her. I did apologize privately afterwards.

But um I love when you guys drop. It's always the best. Yeah. And AB had been begging. He'd been begging to get in one of these.

I'm not surprised. Yeah. So I didn't notice him though. When Where was he? Yeah. Where was AB?

Should I play it again? I didn't see AB. That's actually him at the very end. Oh, did you just see

Oh, that's him laying on the floor. laying on the floor. Yes. And I voiced. It's a dumb. It's a voice over.

Why did Why did you say, "Lena, I'm hurt." [clears throat and snorts] Say it again.

It sounds like You said She said, "Lena, I'm hot." Oh, Lena, I'm hot. Yeah. Yeah.

Mhm. Okay. [snorts] How do you keep Oh. Oh. What was that? Nope. That's Samara.

That is me. Good night, sweaty. Yep. And then right here is actually AB. Whoa. The powerful cinema, baby.

Funny thing is I actually haven't asked to be in these. I'm a big fan of them, too. But tomorrow came up to me, I think it was last Monday, and said, "Hey, can I borrow you for 15 minutes?"

And uh I don't believe him. Yeah. Don't believe him. He literally was texting me. He He's been talking about it. So he that's all he wants to do. Please, please

don't believe your eyes. Okay. Don't believe your I believe tomorrow. Sorry if you

No, I I would love to play the gas lighting game. Let's do it tomorrow. Wait, what did you just say?

I didn't say anything. Okay, how about the headphones on? We have so much fun here, guys.

Anyway, shout out to Teddy Fresh, who's got all the goods. They got all the goods.

The blanket is actually sold out, but the puffer the Wait, is the blanket sold out? Yeah, it is.

Puffer fish, right? the congrats to everybody who got that blanket. It's really beautiful. And there's a circle.

If you're interested in the puffer, there's extra small, medium, large, XL, and 2XL still left there. So,

puffer fishy. This is probably the coolest jacket we've ever made. We I didn't make [ __ ] Uh they've made Here's [snorts] a freeze frame from the Now, I don't know what's What is this? H

What's happening here? What do you mean that's weird? I think that's Do what do you mean that's weird? Uh that's my face love.

I think what you're thinking is a uh goatee is actually just her her hair just falling across her face.

Could be that circular around. I have dark facial hair. Maybe she didn't shave that day.

Uh wow. That's that's too far. AB I didn't say anything. You I have headphones on now. So I heard

I heard it. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. He said you didn't shave that day.

This is just like middle school all over again. I know you confided that in me that people used to bully you for that, right?

Not for I mean not I never shaved my face. But yes, when I moved to America after everyone got over um thinking I was cool for having a British accent, then they noticed I had pretty dark facial hair.

It's not your fault. I didn't know that was a thing. I'm sure you didn't. AB, it's horrible. It's not your fault.

You knew exactly what you were doing. I had no idea. He did. No, I'm sensitive to that cuz my uncle said that to my aunt once at Thanksgiving dinner. It was really [ __ ] awkward.

I think I've heard this. What did he tell her? Go shave your [ __ ] mustache. Oh god, that is Yeah, you told us that. That is next level.

Yeah, they're divorced now. God bless them. Holy smokes, bro. I think I'd get divorced if I said that to you. [clears throat]

You could get stabbed. you if he got stabbed I would say justified. Yeah. Yeah. That is not

that's really And there you go. And then here you go AB just repeating history. Just

Yep. Repeating trauma. Well, let's take a look at that frame again. Yeah, it's right here. I mean,

it's not your fault. Yeah, maybe I didn't shave that day. [snorts] It does appear to be facial hair to be fair to AB.

I mean, I was thinking it was just your hair draped across your mouth, but it is, Dan. It is. Of course it is. Of course it is.

Well, whatever it is, very funny. Uh, sound bite tournament shout out, guys. This is so important.

Oh, this is huge. Get on Discord. [snorts] Give your suggestions. Give your votes. There's lots already in now.

Dan, why don't you show them? So [snorts] far, we're taking the top 32 and there's a few on the cutting block already. So, I want to encourage

fans of these sound bites to get in Don't show my screen yet, Nate. Hold on. Let me just

Okay, you can go ahead. So, here are the current tallies uh of prominent ones. We've already done a lot of cutting. We were We had much more than this. We're down to a top 44. However, the tournament bracket is only 32. So, ultimately, we're only going to have 32. Now, these are sorted by the amount of votes that they've received in the Discord channel that we've set up, which by the way, if you haven't gone and visited that yet, go ahead and take a look. There's already a lot of uh submissions. Uh this is for members, by the way. If you're a member,

join the Discord. You already have uh permission because you're a member. And there is a channel called the 2025 soundbite tournament where people are giving suggestions and then they are giving a little reaction emoji if you if you know you're seconding that nomination. So right now in first place is actually Ethan with I like it. I [ __ ] with that. So that is definitely making it into the tournament. But I just want to show you here is where 32 is. So everything below here currently has votes but isn't making it. So, that includes the following. ProJared's psychotic laugh.

Hit it, Zach. A very divisive soundbite. I can't say I'm surprised it is down there, but I thought it had more supporters for me. I like that one.

Same here. Well, so this is this is why I'm doing this because I want people out there to see cuz, you know, it's a Discord channel. So, the ones that were suggested early on, they've accumulated more votes. There are still suggestions coming in. So, even if you've gone and voted already, you might want to go back and take another look at some of these submissions cuz there might be some hidden gems. Um, Greo McClunky is also uh sitting at 33 votes. It's currently on the chopping board.

That's a new one, too. I mean, that's really good for a new one. It's a good one for a new one. Yeah. Uh, Howie, you know, you're coming off a little special needs,

right? That's a new one. Coming off a little special needs. Uh, I think so. Now, this one I found quite amusing. The Idubbbz sound bites are doing quite well. The Ana ones are getting like no votes, so [snorts] rip to her.

Uh, and obviously they're obviously Jewish. Yeah, there are some funny ones, but yeah. Um,

if that one got I guess it's not the end of the world. Costco guys. Boom. And [snorts] sorry about your brother passing away.

Oh, we're so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away. He gets five big booms. Boom. Boom. Boom.

That is very good. That is very very good. Okay. Thank you. Thank you, AJ. [screaming] Thank you very much.

How many booms before it's disrespectful? Right. I won. Just one boom. Probably one. Yeah. Uh Ned Fulmer gulping noise.

Hate. Did you just say hate love? Yeah. I I I get irked out by all the uh bodily or the throat sounds. There's a couple in here actually.

Oh yeah, Les didn't like the I'm sorry. Love didn't like the less sky. Uh right, that one

choking. That was one I was going to advocate for. Sitting down with only eight uh votes is Less Sky choking sound. This is one of my favorites from the year.

So annoying. Um, kind of shocking. Not a single RFK Junior soundbite nominated. Zero.

That's insane. Came to my house. Not even a nomination. Not that getting nobody even. But Zack, how do you feel about that? Because I mean, this is a been a really big sound pack this whole year.

Um, I think it's cuz the impersonation kind of took over the sound bites. Like instead of like doing the uh playing the sound bites, like I'll just go into RFK. It's actually a good point.

Interesting. Yeah. Interesting theory. So, you're okay with him not being on the list?

Yeah. I think it's fine. He was nominated last year. Uh I believe Oh, he was for uh uh the grasshopper. You know, the bird grasshopper.

Oh, yeah. That Yeah. Icon. That's That's called a bird grasshopper. So, I mean there's better sound bites in my opinion.

I see. Okay. But um so like Ethan said, next Wednesday is the soundbite tournament. the cut off for any votes or anything will probably be let's say Monday of next week

202 I'm popping off if you feel strongly about any of these get in there make your voice heard um I will say [snorts] that this is not a democracy we this vote is advisory only we do have veto power to insert any that we feel we must but for the most part we'll stick to the ones that have uh the most votes so

and particularly pay attention to the bottom of the list cuz the ones at the the top are already getting through, right?

Save your favorites. The probably the top 16 on that list that I like there's no way that they're not getting in, but others might go get swapped in and out. So, make your voice heard.

By the way, people are asking people are asking how to join the Discord. Just connect your Discord with YouTube settings on Discord and then connect YouTube from there.

There's a uh you just go into a settings on Discord. I believe that it's connections. you're looking for connections and then you link your YouTube account and then it should automatically let you in.

And also there's a really vibrant community of wonderful people there. It's very well moderated by our wonderful uh team of mods.

Yeah, it's a good vibe in there. Um who who make sure that the conversations are all uh wholesome and and and and good. Unlike [snorts] other discords where they share child pornography,

shut the [ __ ] up, anti-semit anti-semitic memes. I'm happy to say none of that is allowed in our Discord. That's That's all man content.

Um, okay. So, let's [snorts] move on to the mom. The mums. Tamar, do you say mom or mum?

How dare you? I say my mom. Oh, at this point, you say it like a an American loser. Idiot.

Filthy Yankee. But you wrote mom's here. You did this. Wait, I still spell it like that.

Oh, interesting. Mommy, what's funny? Le, anyone see her? So, do you want me to do this or you want to do it?

Yeah. Uh, I thought you know, yeah, you uh could scroll through at your [snorts] leisure what was on the

disc. We look at the albums first. This is really um I see you put a lot of effort into uh

before you knock it. Understand that the later slides have all the data analysis and

No, no, this one's really beautiful. All right. Give me a rest, brother. Thank you.

No, it's terrific. I love the layout. Yeah. Trying to keep it simple. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Let's see. Oh, okay. Hey, so this is all the the mom's votes. Yeah. And just just a general sense. We don't have to read every single one, but just to show what's going on here. [snorts]

Well, whoever put this together tomorrow, who I know is for whatever reason dead set on me being looking older.

Um, she was going to put the Hold on. Tamar, would you like to respond to that accusation?

It's not even It's just been levied against so obvious. No, I I'm not I'm not dead. I don't

also I gathered all the mom posts. Yeah. No, but my point is the order in which they appear.

I put it's unrelated. It's unrelated to this Nate Enterprise. We made this album.

You put these together? Yes. And I did it from Who do you How Who do you think looks older? Me or Tom?

I don't know. I think you look a little older to me, but that's because you have hair.

Oh, bro. It's the gray hair. Yeah, the gray hair makes it look makes you look older.

How does hair make me look older? Cuz you see the gray, it comes off as bit old. zero recession, bro. The recession might be hitting the the country, but ain't this

forehead is looser because you're more expressive. What? No, I get it too about the hair. My mom said the same thing like about the hair.

Guess I better [clears throat] buzz my head to the skin. She said cuz your hair is like wrinkled.

My hair is wrinkled. It's your forehead. I think she meant like curly or just like pink. I don't know. No, like on your face, too.

Well, Lena's mom facial hair. She made a good point over the weekend when they were talking about it over FaceTime that uh Tom has a baby face sort of.

Yeah, that's like I think that's I don't know what they were talking about. He looks amazing.

And then the other thing with Tom, he dresses younger too. He's like a hype beast.

Yeah, he should grow up. He should act his age. The other thing about Tom is he's just much more likable and charismatic and fun to be around.

That makes him look younger. Well, that's not true. That's not true. And also Tom's very Tom's very handsome. He's a very handsome guy. funny, charming, like he's just got He just has ribs.

Oh, can I say something about Tom? Bouncing on it for too long. You've been bouncing on that too long, Nick. Get off him.

Hop the [ __ ] off, bro. Just [ __ ] spinning on it, bro. Oh my god. Yeah, it's disgusting.

It is. It is disgusting. I'm hopping off, bro. I swear. Me and Tom are our families. me, Ela and all the boys and Tom and his and his lovely wife and children who he has such a he has such a beautiful family of just [snorts] amazing his kids are so nice and well behaved and very sweet and his wife is so nice too. Um we all got [snorts] together and went to uh Underwood Farms if you know where that is.

I don't. What is that? In War Park. It's a a farm where they it's really fun. It's just a farm but they have all kinds of activities and stuff. They have like hay rides or whatever those.

They have rides and then Well, my favorite thing is [snorts] on in season they do like berry picking like straw

corn maze. They have a corn maze during Halloween. Yeah. That [ __ ] is [ __ ] sick.

No, but go there during either I've been there during strawberry and blackberry picking seasons and when you get it off the vine and there's like vast fields of them. It is

unlike anything you'll ever have eaten in your life. Look at you. Look at you rural boy. fun family out to pick some fruit.

No [ __ ] Well, I think it's a be a great it's for families. So, but but I mean I think you'd be it' be fun for a for a date for a date or something.

Was there a entry fee? Yeah, it's not it's not a lot. Did you cover that or did Tom?

You know, Tom got there before us and he bought he bought all of us tickets. Wow. See, he was he was planning that. I feel like he was planning that.

Mhm. Very sweet. Yeah. And uh when we got to the window, [snorts] she's like, "What's the password?" I of the guy who bought it. And I said, "Tom Ward." And she's like, "Bingo. You're in."

Wow. You guessed his password. What's just his name? Oh, Family Farms. Yeah. So, um, so listen, I like the guy. Just resent him, right? Hey, Ma. Quick question. How old do you think this guy is? Be honest and try your best. 45 maybe 50. Ma'am, that's 5 years spread. That's not that long. Okay. What about this guy? Is it the same guy? Okay. What are these moms up to, man? Put on These moms don't know. 40.

I'm Listen. Listen. When I [snorts] look at these photos, I just I don't see how anyone thinks he looks younger than me. I I find it just insane. Tom, get off Discord. Tom's typing on Discord. What do you need to defend yourself against? So far, it's one says you look younger.

Shut up, Tom. yada yada. Does he look younger here? Not really. Well, I appreciate that they that they tried, right, bro? I am so sorry, but this man sitting here does not look like he's 45 or 50 years old. I think it's to them. I think it's the hair. It has to be the gray hair.

All right, I'll finally break character. I don't I don't think that you look older than Tom. I just like trolling you.

Thank you. I'll do it. I'll do it because I can tell it's really bothering me. No, it's [ __ ] me up, bro. I didn't sleep well over the weekend.

I'm trolling. I'm trolling. I think you look younger than Tom. Well, thank you. And that means a lot because you see us in person. [snorts]

Yeah, exactly. The only reason that it there's even debate is the fact that your hair is graying relatively young. Um, if your hair was still dark with your hairline and everything, nobody would even

Well, here's what we need to do. Then I'll dye it black. Well, we did that once and it looked insane.

People thought I look sick, but we also did it in the worst way possible. It was just jet black. You can try dyeing it like nor like have a professional or you Ela goes to an amazing hairdresser that

I'm going to get a super professional hair dye to restore my natural color and then we'll [snorts] have to do this again with the

I don't think it would even be close if you did that. Oo I think it's the gray that makes you look older than you are.

If Ethan starts coloring his hair, he's never going to stop. No, I I don't mind it.

Dude, I've had gray hair since I was 18. I really don't care. Although I didn't know people were looking at me like I was 20. Like I'm a [ __ ]

Tom is also extremely fit. Dude, let me give you 60. That's a AARP, bro. That's early bird discount area.

Tom is like working out every day, lifting weights. All of this really is more a a compliment to Tom than it is a disc to you. I think he looks great for his age. You know what I mean, dude? Let me let me give you a uh let me give you a makeover.

Here we go. Okay, hold on. This is This is This is edited. Doesn't this have a face tune on it?

Yeah. Yeah. His skin is all [ __ ] smooth it out and [ __ ] I mean, I look good here, too, though. So, let's see. Even

Tom's old ass with the face tuning. Let's see. So, she says, "Even Tom with the [ __ ] face tuning, looking like the uh Jolly Green Giant that my I look at Damn. Look at that, bro. That's what good lighting does. I think you're facetuned a little bit in that one too, aren't you?

No, that's just the power of good lighting there, sir. I don't know. [snorts] Well, regardless if I am or not. I don't know.

That's the power of the smolder. Is that the uh the Zoolander? Yeah. Yeah, it's true. [snorts]

3645. And that's actually that's actually such a good guess by mom there. Um, how old do you think Ethan Klein is from the H3 podcast? 35. Same as you. Love what a lovely young ones. Um,

that one was not included. Not only because they didn't give Tom a number. How old each of the But doesn't matter.

No, I'm 35. You think they said he looks less than 35 anybody said he looks less than 35 in this whole experiment?

Yeah. Didn't Didn't somebody say that he looked like 30? One of the moms the other day.

Am I misremembering? I thought somebody said it's all it's all there. You'll see.

All right. Um, how old do you [snorts] guys look? Honest opinion. If you had to guess age 43, which one? Guess for both. The one on the right. That's Tom. The other one is older. Okay. Ball guy is 43 and the guy on the left. Yes. How old? 55. That's [ __ ] insane.

No, but it's this angle, bro. It's this angle. No. 55. No hate to this person's mom. Anybody saying that is What are they talking about? You do not look like a

man. Lena's mom said I look 60. I Well, I also think that that's wrong. Yeah. Well, she was she also said she was using my dad as a reference point because my you kind of look like my dad, she said. And my dad's almost 60.

Picture of your dad. So, okay, let me find you. I want to see what's going on there. I look like your dad. Interesting. Okay. My dad is 60. Um [snorts] all right. So, that's a that's an L for me. This I appreciate. This is like totally like [snorts] out of context, not at this shitty lighting,

right? I have a question for you. Right. Or I have a question for you. I think it's funny that he called you ways. [snorts]

They call me ways. Yeah. It's like dude or these foos or something like that. Means [ __ ]

It's like slang. Is it endear slang? Yeah, it's like dude oho deto. That's a saying I never heard. It's like with the eyes of a good um barrel maker. I've never heard that phrase before though.

Oh. So, so the sweet uh mother said 50. We both kind of got burned on this one.

56 and 58. But just do know that I do look younger. Even though she said I'm 56, I do look younger. You do look like her, daddy.

Bro, yeah. Look, look, look at me. This man is not 56. You should pull up the picture.

I don't even have gray in my mustache. All right, show. Let me see Lena's dad. Very similar. [snorts]

Oh my god. You know who your dad looks like? Chandler. Who? Your dad looks like Chandler from Friends.

Oh. Oh, I kind of see it. Like an older Chandler. I see it, bro. But listen, all respect to your dad.

Yeah. Don't talk about my father-in-law. He He For 60, he looks fantastic. That man looks significantly older than me. No offense.

No, you don't look like my dad. What about this one? Oh, this one's This one's a spitting image actually.

Oh, you got him in the Teddy Fresh. Yeah, that's me. So funny. That's me. I am.

Now that looks like you. Wow. Yeah. Dave, he cleaned up, shaved, shaved his beard. Same hair color.

Same. Yeah. I love your parents. I can't uh I can't pretend that I don't. Look at them on the moped together. They still got it.

Yeah, they still riding tandem on the moped. That's love after all these years.

How old is your mom? Cuz she looks very young, too. Like she's a few years younger. I think she's like uh so probably like 55.

She is such a sweetie pie. Look at her in that picture. Well, and your dad kind of saw us the bad boy thing.

Yeah, he looks like a bad boy here. He kind of was like, "Yeah, the moped." Yeah. Like, yeah, that's

no helmet. What's up? Um, this is my first time seeing this photo. Where did you even get it from me?

I don't even have this picture. I looked up his name in my phone and I saw one time I took a picture of her dad at a birthday and he jokingly said, "Crop Kim Kardashian next to And so I made an edit of Kim Kardashian. I sent it to him and he never responded to me since. That was like four years ago.

You did what he asked and he ghosted you. Oh, maybe he was he was a meme he was creating to send someone and then he just forgot you.

Maybe. I don't know. [snorts] Wow. He's with Kim. Yeah. Crazy. How did they know each other?

See, don't be embarrassed that you look like him. I mean, Tom looks more like him, to be honest. Uh,

sorry. We got a $50 donation just now that said Ethan equals older smolder. Oh,

does that mean I'm hot? I think so. Older older, but I'm older. But Smolder for

Oh, by the way, pre-show there were some really generous donos and uh I think it actually might have been the same person cuz that name sounded familiar. Let me look it up real quick.

Stop LA, I think. S T U P. Oh, no. This name is similar, but it is different. But yes, stop

gifted $100 and 20 gifted memberships. Wow. Thank you so much. And the donation for that $100 simply reads Guante.

Guante. Wow. Do you know what that means? Gu. No. Guante. Oh, Guante. It means glove. I thought

Do you want to learn how to say glove in Spanish? A sending all the receipts. Clunky.

Wow. You This really stuck with you. December 2019. That's my happy father's day a year later. No answer.

Here you go. Ammo. Oh my god. And then the last time did he I don't think he likes you.

Wait, it happened to be the same day. Huh? No. No. This is a freaking year half a year later. Yeah. Today's December 8th.

Oh [ __ ] Oh, what up? What? I should send him a following up on this. Send it to him again.

Say I'm still waiting. Make it an annual thing. Yeah. He loves me surprisingly because I'm the only one only son-in-law who doesn't speak Arabic. But he's like very defensive of me.

Yeah, cuz you're a sweetheart. Of course he's defensive of you. Thank you. You should be. Everyone should be.

Oh, thank you. [snorts] You guys are alike. We're alike. Oh, I mean he sounds like a great man, so I don't take offense that at all.

Look at the Look at the tone of my skin. I look like a flipping [ __ ] walker. Well, same with Tom's hair. Looks very bad. [snorts]

Quick question for you. How old do these guys look? I don't know. They look late 40s, maybe 50. Which one? Tell me how old they are. [snorts]

I think the one on the left is younger. That's me. How old are they? You got me curious. index. Um, so it's very interesting how some it's like

some say okay frowny face concerning face. Oh no. Oh, maybe it's cuz they want to talk more.

Oh, that's rough. Like I'll explain later. It's like I want to talk now. That's true,

right? That's probably what it is. [snorts] It's so interesting though how there's really no consensus here. It's like

So, well, we have data. We have data. Um, and we like once again, hold on. 37 42. [snorts] Oh god, what are you what are you doing? This Okay,

this is a fair comparison right there photo. So they're saying I'm 40 I think if I'm I'm assuming and he's 47 which is exact No, that's what she said. Okay, I was like that's exactly right.

She says 40. How old do they look? [snorts] Guy on the right 38. Guy on the left maybe 40. I mean that's not bad.

Yeah. Tom in no world looks 38. Tom looks very young for his age. I agree. He He I don't think you look 60, but he definitely looks young.

Ethan 45. The other guy 48. I'll take it. [ __ ] it. [ __ ] it. Mom, be honest. How old do these guys look? Um, at least 45. No, individually, I think they're both in their 40s. I need Who looks older? Bald. The bald guy. Bingo. Bingo. Bob's on. Hold on. They said the bold guy

which clearly made the reference to Matt Hos and they got you confused with Matt Hos in their mind. I think they're referring to you.

Okay. Well, they clarify 44 got first guy 46 second guy. And although that is definitely a shot at me, I still take it as a victory. First guy [snorts] 36, bald guy 40. That's me again. Thomas not looking good. So what's the data after you crunched all the numbers?

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Oh, thanks for having me. Oh, god. All right. So, we have the data data. All right. What do you want to do? Do you want to

Okay. Yes. So, the first thing I wanted to do was just lay out the data. And it's from a total of 25 moms. That's including your mom, Tom's mom, my mom, and Lena's mom, and then the audience's moms.

Got it. Um, so we have on the x-axis the age they could have guessed, and then the y-axis the number of people that guessed it.

Now, let me just say looking at this that [snorts] Lena's mom was the only one was the oldest age.

It's a statistical outlier. Yeah, she is a anomaly. Yes, she is. There is a 56 though.

Well, that's Listen, that's still It's not 60. Yeah. And Tom got a 58. But actually,

well, anyway, go ahead and an and go ahead and analyze if you would, please. Yeah. So, I just I wanted to show that first. Just lay it out flat like that. And then if you go to the next slide.

Yeah. Uh this is looking at the relationship between the value people gave for Tom and for you, right? So if somebody trying to see how likely people were if they just gave Tom a higher number to also give you a higher number and it's as you could see it has a correlation coefficient of 3887. So it's a weak positive relationship. So

meaning what meaning like there like there was a tendency for people to also if they gave one of you a higher number give the other a higher number

and what's the significance of that? Um I for me my interpretation and the of the significance is that it has to do with like whether or not there actually is a big difference between you two. Right.

Okay. But it seems like maybe there is a not this is it's a weak relationship so it doesn't actually tell us that much. I just wanted to to do it just in case.

Okay. All right. Sure. Okay. Now next slide. [snorts] So Ethan I've seen enough. Are

I've seen that. You're happy with this. You're I mean it looks like I'm younger.

You are younger. You're Yeah. of a year. What do you mean am I happy with this? I'm younger.

Yeah, that's true. But you're older than what you're supposed to be. Not that much more.

Go ahead. Tomorrow. Sorry. Well, nothing. I mean, yeah. It's crazy that the average if you see was Yeah. Tom was people on average thought Tom was 44 and you were 43.6. You had a greater standard deviation meaning there's more variability that

right which is why the range for yours is more drastic. May I ask somebody said I look 28.

A standard deviation would be further down too younger. So it could could have worked in your favor as well.

Right? 28 is exactly. Yeah. Look at your range Ethan. Yeah. 28 is pretty funny. that that I don't I that's funny but no median listen I mean listen at the end of the day we got the data we need I'm you look younger period point blank end of story which proves to me which I always [snorts] suspected which our audience our our audience is full of a bunch of backstabbing fair weather fans who will take any opportunity to bring me down a peg thank you guys I thought we were family

you think our audience is full of fair weather fans where's this fair weather yeah there that's That's a good point. That's a fair point. So, maybe that's not the right one. Maybe

we just had a speaker blow up. I don't even know if you can hear me. I I think it's okay.

Oh, okay. It was just We're good. Seems like it. Are you good, Nate? I'm waiting for the chat cuz they're on a delay to see.

Yeah, they're going to be Oh, says it's it's fine. Okay. Well, sorry about that. But my [cough and clears throat] point anyway is that I'm younger now. Do you want to do another poll now that people have got the data?

No. And [snorts] they've seen me at your at your, you know, chair, your desk. You want

I would just I would just take the dub. I already have the dub. They can't take the dub from me.

We need realistically it's just a bad It's just bad. We need more data. We need more.

You have 25. How much data? That's not a lot. That's not a lot. What do you want? What do you propose?

Oh, I'm just saying if that's if you actually wanted to get to the bottom of it, the truth.

We need more data. We need more data. So, what do you propose? Uh maybe we uh do a call and ask people and Dan can make a flare or something on the Reddit.

Do a call like a call to action. Call action I think she meant. Yeah. Oh, so we

People have been posting a bunch People have been posting a bunch more of their mom's conversation.

What? Since what? Since when? Since we started the live. Oh my god, guys. Well, that's because they didn't know to get it in.

You can go you can go grab those. Maybe we could do it by the end of the show or definitely by this week. But [snorts] I urge you guys, if you're going to send pictures of me, make sure to pick one that's good, please. Thank you.

Pick a normal one. Yeah. One that you think um accurately displays Ethan's age.

Oh, I'm riding up today. Well, okay. I'm happy with this. Y'all thought I was going to be insulted. Hell no. Tom, eat it. [ __ ] you, old man.

Thanks for having me. God, what a weirdo. So gross. [snorts] Taylor, what is wrong with you?

Stand by. Tom says, "People think we're the same age, bro, which is bad for Ethan." Sorry, but you are not seeing, bro. They said I'm younger. Same age my ass. Same age my [ __ ] ass, bro. No,

you guys would be same year most of the year. No. Yes. Not even that. Not if you go by medium. Median.

I have I have an I have a message from Donna Klein in the VIP chat. Go ahead with a small anecdote.

Go ahead. When Jessica was in elementary school, Gary would ride his bike alongside her while she walked. The kids thought Gary was her grandfather.

Gray hair does that. My Yeah, my dad has the same [snorts] issue. He went gray very young.

And so that's Yeah. The thing is when you get up close and you're like, "Oh, he's much younger than he looks than I thought he was." [snorts]

When you Well, that's probably the case with you, too. How old is your dad roughly?

Um, he is he was born in 1950, so that would make him 75. He looks great for his age. Both your parents

No, he No, my parents look fantastic for their age. Yeah. Dad is 75. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Mine too.

I hate that. I was born in 1950 as well. I didn't think you could break a penis. Uh, yeah. No, me neither. All right, hold on, guys. I'm going to I'm going to try to hit myself with this allergy medicine. See if it'll help dry out my sinuses here.

Okay. [snorts] Tastes so bad. [snorts] Tastes bad. Yeah. [snorts] Oh, I hate the taste of that. It goes right into your [ __ ] the back of your throat, you know.

Nasty. All righty. The drip. Anyway, um let's let's move on. We've got all kinds of fun stuff here.

Okay. Ooh, new infrar. Oh man, Christmas special. That was good [ __ ] Oh, by the way, I want to actually I want to give uh Bren a shout out. I saw a [snorts] post. He he says he's um a year sober from alcohol. really. Oh, nice.

And I thought that was and I was very proud. I was very happy for him. So, everybody congratulate him on that. It's fantastic. Love to see that.

Everyone's saying you're doing it wrong. What? Doing what wrong? Yeah. Everyone said you use the allergy medicine wrong. I don't know.

What do you mean? How many different ways there to use it? I've never used that.

It goes up your nose. Everyone's saying don't snort it. You're not supposed to snort it.

That's not true. How do you get it in your [ __ ] I always put it in my back. I don't know. I've never used to what?

Angle it inwards like this. If you cut to me, it was right up in my [ __ ] Like that. It's straight in, not up. Technically,

I think you're supposed to do it twice in each nostril or once. So, insert it and then do that.

Hold on. You're going to get it in your sinus. How to properly use nasal spray cuz your sinus is actually it's a misnomer or whatever the hell. It doesn't go straight in two sprays in each nostril. So I can do another one. It goes straight in.

Also, they're saying don't inhale. So you're just supposed to like shoot it up there, but don't

for [snorts] millions of spring. I feel like it would drip if you don't inhale and not push it. So it's allergies and many

and to see me where they were referred by a primary care is that they don't know how to use their nasal sprays correctly. And when you don't use a nasal spray correctly,

if you're spraying up into your nose, you're going to be spraying your septum or your nasal bone here. The side effects of using a nasal spray is actually bleeding.

So that's because they were using it incorrectly. This is not a helpful video. I don't know if they're saying that guy is doing it right or wrong.

I think he was doing it wrong. Yeah, that was wrong. Okay. So, what is the correct way to use nasal sprays? So, you get allergy relief without the bleeding. So, you have to shake it. Make sure it can be out. And you're going to tilt your head down like this. And what happens is most people will up like this and that's just going to actually just spray your bone in the nose here. You actually want to aim towards the ear like this.

Oh, spray. Snore slowly. Shake it again. Aim towards the ear. Spray. Snore slowly

for the Mayo Clinic. Well, that's a [ __ ] Mayo Clinic. So, I think we can I'll try that one tomorrow. I I've used all my sprays for the day.

Oh, got it. Anyway, back to you in Brand. [snorts] It's Christmas Eve. These shoes are just her size. [singing]

Could you hurry, sir? Daddy says there's not much time. I can't do all that. She's been sick for quite a while.

I know these shoes will make her smile. I want it to look beautiful when mama [singing] meets Jesus.

Are you good, man? Tonight, [screaming] this guy, he's like, "Is anyone else seeing this shit?"

All right. Yeah, I don't know what you got going on here. It's Christmas. Not yet.

You know the song. So, I laid my money down. What is happening? I start I just had to help her out.

I can't stop sneezing now. What kind of allergy medicine is this? Sprayed it wrong.

I I never I don't What's happening? Thanks for having me. It gave me allergies. It gave me allergies.

Thanks for having me. God, maybe Funny Taylor Loren's updates, by the way, that old hag.

What happened? What was wrong before you did it? Were you itchy? No. No. I feel like you you you didn't need it.

No. So, my doctor recommended I use these to dry out my sinus post when I'm recovering from sickness. I said no pickles

because I have this annoying sniffle thing. Right. Right. But now my and now it feels much worse.

Huh? Is it possibly allergic to the allergy medicine? I don't [gasps] I don't know about allergic, but I wouldn't be surprised if it irritated your nasal cavity by spraying it the wrong way.

Yeah. Or spraying too much. It said [clears throat] two squirts per nostril. A Why do you have to question everything I do?

Two squirts the wrong way. I really like this. But how is it too much? If it hits my bone, that'd be less

because it shoots in. I don't [ __ ] know. Hey, you just want to You just want to criticize a lamb.

No, I'm trying to find a solution. It's allergy medicine or allergy spray. It's called Astipro.

Do you have allergies? Maybe you got the wrong spray. Maybe gave this. You got the spray that gives you allergies.

Oh, yeah. That's a common mistake. It says anti-histamine nasal spray. Oh. Oh, that sounds like the right one.

Yeah, that's probably the right one then. That's the one you want. Hey, thank you Teamstar for the five gifted memberships, Teamstar 83.

Thank you. Can I just say quickly after looking at the P value, these results are not statistically significant. So guys, please uh please upload that to the Reddit so we can get more results in. And if you could press your parent, your mom for a specific number, not just saying, "Oh, late 40s." That would be great. Thank you.

I just blew out all the medicine. Yeah. Well, that might be for the best, right? Tomorrow's right though. We need a separate number for each person,

not an average, please. Can we move on? No. Oh, so now you want to You don't want to do this.

I do want to, but like this isn't the How old is Ethan episode. Okay. Okay. Okay, girl.

You're the one who spent the first hour on it and I'm over it. Never mind, guys. Never mind. No, do it. I'm just saying do it,

but don't talk about it. You are so rude. Ethan is literally behaving like Israel. This is like

Yeah, he literally is. You know what? I agree with you. What does that mean? That sounds like anti-Semitic cuz it doesn't mean anything.

Be okay. YEAH. I HATE THE WOKE. I HATE WOKE. I HATE THE LEFT. I HATE THE WOKE. All right, shut up, dude. We don't care.

God damn, dude. It's also a Hallmark movie. All right. Oh, Mousashi with five gifted,

of course. And bad. How the hell are you? Look at 10 gifted. Oh, wow. We're getting a gift.

Wait, what happened? Well, badub badub. I think that's how uh gifted 10. Oh, thank you.

And Moose Kashi gifted five. Oh, that's so kind. Thank you. Me a moose. It's so kind of you guys. Thank you. This guy actually just recognized him. Oh,

come to say what up. Dolphin dive high five. Dolphin dive high five. This guy is so confused.

That is actually wild. Yeah. So, can I buy the shoes or not? Yeah, go for it. Yeah, they're mine. They're mamas.

No way. That's actually wild. You're looking good. You're looking real good. Oh, wait. What?

Take the GLASSES OFF FOR ME. NO, WAIT. HOLD ON. Hold on. Is this It's a rare angle.

But hold on. Is this guy with him? No, but then how did he edit in his shot? He probably asked him for the footage after or something.

There's no That's so interesting. We've never seen a third party 55. I'm going to get the hell out of here. I want to scadaddle.

I got to show you my kneecap. Oh, can I get a couple pics of those? Look at you bitching. [ __ ] bitching. Oh, do a little spin for me. Huh? Come on. Spin around. Look at you.

A third person. Another person. All right. Take the glasses off for me. All right.

No way. I could just stare out of those tears spirits for hours, let me tell you.

All right. All right, man. All right. Good one, guys. Yep. See you. Hard seven, huh?

Oh, there's a lady with him. Mhm. I believe that's his girlfriend. He went there with a lady friend, bro. Whoa.

He found a girl who will go watch this [ __ ] go down. That's Oh, that is that's a match.

Maybe that's how they met. Okay, so it Huh. He's got a He's got somebody going along filming.

Wow. Love is in the air. Back in the days, he used to do classic prank videos where he always had a video.

Little spit. Princess. Oh, like that. This princess. Princess. Yeah, this is what he always did back in the days. This is one of his security

from like 2019. Princess, who you looking for? Princess, who's that person? Nogie nogy.

What the [ __ ] Princess, you can't do that in Princess. Oh, yeah. Don't shout in the building.

Princess, do you have a ticket on with you? Princess, listen to me. I'm asking you something. Do you have a ticket on with you?

Princess. Okay, sir. The door is right there. Yeah. Please follow me. This way, sir.

Princess, [crying] can you please come to Danny? Sir, can you please stop? Princess,

stop doing that. Princess, yeah, we don't have that doggy inside. Aia, you need to leave.

A princess, come on. This way, princess. Please stop. Princess, I feel bad for this guard. This way,

princess. This way, please. How do you deal with that? Eh, princess. Sir, this way.

Princess, oh god, it keeps going. Princess. Princess, you take care. He used to do this in libraries

back in the days. Princess [snorts] Come to nanny princess. Princess. I [snorts] wonder if that's the elevator where it all happens.

This is the notorious elevator. Yeah. Well, spitting my pancake, boyfriend. Okay.

Spitting my pancake. Come give me a handshake. Come on now. How you doing? Good. How are you?

Good. Table for two today. I got you these. Is that his girl? What is it? I believe so.

Flowers. Wow. She's in the videos and everything. These are flowers. Huh? Is this flowers?

Oh, he got her. Weird seeing you tail. That's so kind from behind binoculars. Okay. Yeah.

Oh, hi. Oh, maybe it's not her. Actually, it has to be. He's He wouldn't just sit down with a rand though.

Infrar wouldn't. No, I don't think so. Not like this. I feel like that would be too invasive for him right?

Uh I don't know. Yeah, he I've never seen him do it. I don't think he would do that.

Or something. They're dying. I think that's the same girl. I could find something.

Okay, perfect. What would you like to drink today? We're just Oh, it's from a good time right there, let me tell you.

I'm just joshing you. It's a skin condition I've had since birth. Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, it's all right. You got to have a sense of humor about these things. I'm thick skinned. Another medical condition of the skin variety. I could talk about skin all day long. We're just going to do a glass of your finest Holland sauce. Two straws. Por two.

Very romantic. Do Yeah, she would have left. Yeah. Two dogs making love. Yeah. No, I do think that is her.

That could be us one. But I do think he would sit with the stranger. Okay. Hey, let me take care of you real quick. Real quick, just before you get out of here. I o keep on eating at the hop. I'm going to keep on eating with my mat. Roll us down the street.

Dude, that girl is a goddamn [ __ ] trooper. He's got to marry that girl. Yeah.

You'll never find another girl like that in your whole life, bro. Yeah. All right. Um,

it's allergy medicine. Yeah, I already said that. Is there a follow-up? McClunky.

Um, it's me. Oh, bada dub. Another one. Yeah, it's me. Stupla and badubba. The final pronunciation of badubba. Dan had was correct. Wanted to hear how you pronounced it for funsies also. Guadub. I saying it right. Badub. Thank you so much. That's so kind.

Allergy medicine. Um, this XQC clip I haven't seen, but I've heard people buzzing about it. He's playing millionaire.

Oh, who wants to be a millionaire? Who doesn't want to be a millionaire? It's like it's like it's like grain.

What meat is used to make the Quebecos? That's and that's like a Canadian question right?

Quebecio's pork spread called Wait, what do you think? What's your guess Ethan?

Okay, hold on. First of all, I have never heard of this, but if take making a guess. [snorts] Um, well, it says pork. Mhm.

So, it would be pork, right? You think that would probably be That probably be my guess, too. Not You know, I'm not from Quebec.

So, is this This is the first This is like the first question kind of. Yeah. Usually the first ones are like

It's the eighth question, but this is stupid. Why are they This is like a trick question where they're like,

"It's right there." Just Yeah, it should. Correct me if I'm wrong. XQC is from Quebec.

Yes. Okay. Is beef then? I'm choosing D. Fake French. Not confidence in me. You know what? My

You can't always win. He's trying to get out of that one fast. I don't get it. I don't get it, guys. I haven't eaten since I was [ __ ] like 8 years old. It's [ __ ] disgusting. That almost [ __ ] disgusting. Are you good?

Stop calling me names. [ __ ] [ __ ] ass [ __ ] Sorry. It's like Yeah, it says pork pork spread.

Listen, he's not most people are not as observant as I am. Oh, I [clears throat] kind of just see things like that. So true.

[ __ ] flanker. You're a flanker. I need to use I down that whole coffee. I got to run to the bathroom.

Oh, but I'm going to be fast. All right, go fast. Oh, I I was doing a thing, but then you cut to the white.

It's allergy medicine. Yeah, I know enough. All right, we checked it. All right, let me thank some of our uh fine fine donators and fans who have been supporting so generously today. Uh, Dan and tomorrow should take a photo of Tom and Ethan to the streets. Oh, a little man on the street segment where we ask Randos. Not a terrible idea. Think about it. Uh, this one is a question for Ethan. So, I will skip it for now. Um, anyone a psychic medium here? Um, so I can ask my dead mom how old Tom and Ethan are. And then they did a wacky face and then they did a crying face.

Sorry about that. It's dark. I'm sorry. That's dark, Rachel. But but thank you. No, there are no psychic mediums here. Maybe Lena a little bit.

No, it's me. Oh, it's it's Amy. Unless maybe Lena. I don't know. No, I I would say AB. He's very intuitive.

Is that the word for it? I guess it could be. Yeah. Yeah. I already asked that lady's mom said Ethan. Uh, Mila donated and said, "Just ask my Bosnian mom how old she thinks Ethan and Tom are. Ethan is 42 to 45. Tom is 51." Oh, well, Ethan probably would have been okay with that. Uh, thank you to your Bosnian mom. I see you donated in CHF currency. Is that from Bosnia? It's a Swiss Frank. Huh?

Wait, what were those points you just said Dan? What? It was 45. It was uh 42 to 45.

See, that doesn't work. That's a problem. You just two in the middle. 43. 44 for who? Ethan.

Yeah. 43 and a half. It's halfway between. And Tom 51. Make sure your parents give an exact number, guys. Otherwise, it's not statistically accurate.

Uh Mr. King said, "Get a billboard and ask everyone in LA who's older." Okay, not a bad idea. Yesterday was my 39th birthday. I'm just happy I'm not an old ass 40-year-old washed up boomer. Yeah, me too, dude. Shout out Nathan. Uh, let's see what else we got. Soda Stream mentioned a lot of hype for Soda Stream here. I've never actually tried one of those

really. It was like a massive viral hit. I remember it was a big sensation uh here for a while too, but I've never actually gotten my hands on one.

The outcome is not It's sparkling water, so you haven't really missed out on anything.

It's um it's a sparkling water maker. You know what I'm all about? Sparkling water.

Who [ __ ] Who [ __ ] with Topo Chico, man? So, why do you like that? I'm curious. Cuz it has a lot of bubbles.

Yeah. So, then you probably like a soda stream cuz you can juice up. You can juice it the [ __ ] up.

Yeah. You can decide. Interesting. I'm also a Toppo fan. It's the burn. It's a little strong.

I I know it's strong, but I maybe it's a bit of an acquired taste cuz I didn't used to like it as much, but now now I [ __ ] with it heavily, dude.

It's very good. Shout out to Topo Chico. It tastes good. It is good. Me and my friends used to sort of stream like

juice milk. Shut up. All sorts of [ __ ] Milk. Yeah, everything. Try just for fun. Try it. Wait, wouldn't milk like bubble up?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Destroy the soda string. My friends put milk in a bong. That was stupid and that's horrific, dude.

No, that's [snorts] that's wrong. Throw that bong out. That bong's done after that. Um, all right. Let me keep going. Uh, Stenti said, "Tamara equals genius from MIT." Did you go to MIT? No, I went to Ohio State.

Oh, okay. That's what But thank you. Almost as prestigious as MIT, I imagine. No, you should.

You should flex what you start study tomorrow. Would you study in college again?

Neuroscience, right? Yes, I did. Sorry, I felt I felt like uh I mentioned it earlier.

AB was talking to me like a small child, but I loved it. I was trying to brag for you.

No, I appreciate it. Thank you. You did a you did a undergrad in your neuroscience.

Yes. Who cares, girl? What did you get your degree in? English literature. Okay.

I mean, I didn't undergrad is like half of I mean, that's 75% of it is just a bunch of

attack a woman in STEM, dude. She not attack a woman in STEM. If she was in I'm sorry. I'm just being serious. I just think you you're I think you

I think you use it too frequently around. But I didn't even bring it up. But I didn't do it this time, but you

I didn't bring it up. And you know what? I barely actually use it. I've heard you say that at least 10 times since I've known you.

Wow. I'm just saying it's not, you know. Am I Am I wrong? Maybe that's because you watched the Halloween video 10 times.

And I brought it up in there. You brought it up in the Halloween video huh? I did. I did.

This cable's staring right at me. Would you like me to move it? No, it's okay. I just noticed it. Um, but did you So, like if you do a undergrad in neuroscience, do you actually learn about neuroscience?

You tend to That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. You tend to You know exactly what I mean.

No, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Yeah. My all the classes I took are [ __ ] like secret sex life of plants. Literally, one of the classes I took.

Sorry. Which actually turned out to be really interesting. What? [snorts] Explain expand on that.

Secret sex life of plants. Yeah. What are they up to? It's just about how um how plants reproduce and how they crosspollinate.

What did that have to do with English literature? It's because my point is undergrads are all a bunch of [ __ ]

General is just like general because you have to Yeah. You have to take a ton of like uh different categories of classes.

I see what you mean. [snorts] I mean my like lit focus classes was like a very small like less than 50%. You know

most of my classes were neuroscience classes. Really? Well, by then I did take some sign language.

Did you see any human brains? Oh, well I yeah I spent a month um watching brain surgery.

You were sitting there and you watched I was in there and all the every time like every day somebody would be be like, "How are you allowed to be in here?"

But I was in there. Is it Well, is it like that thing where there's like it's almost like a auditorium where people

No, this was different. This was like something like something I got set up for myself. Just me wasn't

my whole So you were in the operating room? I was I have been Yes. I was in an operation.

You're just standing there? Yep. And aren't those procedures like sometimes like 12 plus hours?

Uh yeah. And are you there the whole time? I could come and go as I you know. Please.

Really? I thought they were like super strict with contamination and stuff. Um yeah. I don't want to say where I was. Um the place it was at. I would not go there for brain surgery.

Oh my god. Literally, I would not. Holy [ __ ] bro. Yeah. Wait, there's such Oh my god.

Yeah. Well, why not? Why would Because literally, okay, Ethan, because there was this Okay, so there was this doctor, this is one of the first days and they were operating in the brain and then some other surgeon walks in and the guy, the main surgeon is he stops what he's doing and he's like, "Yo, what's up?" And

that's so surgery. There was this visual I cannot get out of my head of this man and his brain is open. Nobody is near him and all the surgeons are like gathered in another area like dabbing it up talking about soccer and this man's he's just there.

His brain is open and he's awake, right? Usually. No, he's not awake. Cuz usually when you do brain sump surgery, it depends on what.

It depends. It depends where it is. If it's going to be near like a cranial nerve,

I see. Imagine if he's awake and he sees his [ __ ] trying to see around presumably I would hope they would be a little more

No, literally they were like grabbing it up. They were like, "Oh, you're going to have to scrub back in now, man." Like, and I was just like,

but I mean, I wouldn't I wouldn't hold that too much against them just because I would not

when you're in there for 12 hours. And by the way, I don't know if you watch scrubs, but they there's a stereotype for surgeons that they're very broey like that.

Well, this was not this was like less than an hour into the operation. Too soon to be straight.

It was way too soon, Ethan. I was like, I wouldn't want that to be someone I Did you see where they have to like they have to like break the skull open with like a saw?

Yeah. There's a smell when they drill through the skull. There's a smell. A distinct smell. I can't describe it. It's like

of the bone or the of the bone. Yeah. Yeah. What being drilled through? I don't like this.

And I also saw I would see people like when they would wake up after surgery and there was two people that they like projectile vomited upwards and then it landed back down on them.

Wait, you were there when they woke up? What? Wouldn't they be in like a little room?

Yeah. Wouldn't they wake up somewhere else outside the operating room? Um, no. There were two specific people that were still that were in the room.

Interesting. Did you ever see one where they were awake? Yes, I did. And I secretly took a video.

What? That is [ __ ] up. That is so crazy in the video. Say too many details tomorrow.

There's been no details. I think it might be love, but uh in the video so it's like they're near one of his cranial nerves. How do you take a video of that?

I just turned I wasn't It wasn't like There's a reason tomorrow doesn't work in medicine right now. Okay.

Listen, it wasn't like a video. Wait, no. Stop. It wasn't a video like It's because he had to keep repeating like uh the alphabet. So, I was just videoing to get the audio cuz they were like touching around trying to see.

Did they ask you to film it? No. God, no. Yeah. Why would they do that? Worstwhere.

But I might be filmed. You still have the recording? Yeah. Let's hear it. Girl, stop it. I couldn't.

What did he How did he do? Was he on the alphabet? No. So, so what I want to say there was they definitely he was left with some damage and it was crazy.

You think they shaved too much off? They got too close for comfort and he started [ __ ] up the alphabet.

This guy was getting married in less than a month and yet he started messing up. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh my god, that's terrifying. So, did he ever was he able to tell the alphabet after?

Yes. No, he was. It was more just like A B C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C D and like that that CC was when they were touching a specific part of his brain that was like and so they and so what they do is they mark it they're like okay let's not go near that area.

Yeah. But at the end when he had to recite the alphabet again there was still a little like and so they had from my perception got a little too close to it.

You better hope he's not watching. You better hope he's not saying how the [ __ ] would he know me? She's brain dead.

He's not. But oh my god, do don't I'm don't go brain dead. Who knows? So I didn't know who he is.

But the brain is really um is very good at healing itself, surprisingly. So if they shaved a little off the top, it'd probably be fine.

Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. Happily off the top. Well, you heard about this guy recently. He had like literally 1% of his brain and he lived his whole life normally. What do you have? That's a story. It just came out.

And was he like low? Did they I think he was born with 1% of his brain and nobody knew

what? Let me look that up. No, no. I I I read it's real. I've seen this. I don't know if it was 1% but like it was um that is it called sephille when it's basically just liquid like in your brain cavity instead of uh gray matter. And yeah, he he had like a an enormous amount of his brain missing.

He was like totally normal. Uh like actually fully Yeah, it was lived like a totally normal life.

Here, so here it is. Woman born with most of her brain missing just turned 20. I don't know if this is even the one, but this is a very recent one.

This is from Yeah, this has to be from It's from last month and he was older than 20 for sure.

So it's a woman. Um, Nebraska woman [snorts] Alex Simpson was just two months old. She was not She was diagnosed with a rare congenial brain condition that meant she may not survive her first birthday. But despite medical odds, she and her family just celebrated her 20th birthday.

Brain. Is this the same story? It's not. I just found the one that we were that we both saw. It's this.

Yeah. Scientist Yeah. Go ahead. Scientist research man missing 90% of his brain who leads a normal life. Uh, a 44 year old French uh man or from man from France. started expering seeing weakness in his leg. He went to the hospital. Then doctors told him he was missing most of his brain.

Man, the man's fall uh skull was full of liquid with just a thin layer of brain tissue left.

It's known as hydrophilis, but he was living a normal life. He has normal family. He works. His IQ was tested at the time of the complaint. Came out to be 84, which is slightly before below the normal range.

Wait, that's super low, right? That's pretty bad. But it's like but like it's dumb but it's like

pretty bad. Pretty good for what he's working with. I guess exactly. I thought 80,

bro. Imagine how smart he'd be if he had the whole damn thing. I thought 80 80 was to open a door.

84 is what? To open a door. You can open a door at 84. 84 is like four scum. All right. I got All right. All right.

Wait. But so Dan, you're saying it says he was born it's just a bunch of liquid and then it's a thin layer of brain around it

apparently. Yeah. That doesn't really add up. I don't think you need your whole brain. You just need like little pieces of it.

There it is. Yeah, but that Yeah, that's true. But you need more than just a thin outside layer.

Listen, he had 10% of a brain and he had 84 IQ. What's your excuse? That's king [ __ ] Yeah, exactly.

What's your excuse? You have 100% of your brain presumably. Bro, imagine how smart he had the full brain.

Yeah, exactly. [clears throat] Exactly. Shame. It is a shame. Anyway, pretty interesting, but who cares? It's completely irrelevant to the everything we're talking about today. Um, let's see here. I'm just kind of skipping ahead. Nazi curious Taylor Loren. She is not too curious. Um, Taylor,

Taylor Ren, do you have that clip of of her saying I'm collabing with Cav? I sent it in the chat. I wanted to watch it.

Let [snorts] me look for it. Oh, yeah. I'm really enjoying this meme. [snorts] So, somebody said to Taylor Ren on Twitter, can and by the way, very almost no engagement on it. Can someone just cough on Taylor Renady and put us all out of our misery? Now, this is certainly, you could say it's uncou, but it's obviously just based on the fact that she walks around everywhere with a N95 mask and people poke fun at her for it a bit, right? But um certainly certainly I would say it's some relatively innocent joke. But when she when she read this she lost her [ __ ] mind. This just happened yesterday. She goes so she [snorts] doxes this random Twitter user. Blank is a marketing associate at Blank Health.

So she gives this random person's name and work uh employer a healthcare company but she spends her days abusing disabled people. She's referring to herself, by the way, as disabled. Um, yeah, sit on that for a minute. Uh, [snorts] spends her day abusing disabled people and calling for disabled people to be killed,

including a high-profile journalist. So, you're high-profile journalists. I hope disabled people realize what companies like Blank Health facilitate. So, she's accused this person for this joke of of abusing and calling for them to be killed. Now, just a reminder, this person said, "Can someone just cough on Taylor and put us out of our misery?" And [clears throat] her response was, "This person's trying to get me killed. I'm tagging their work and their name." That's [ __ ] bananas, dude. with their employment information, their um their position. She that wasn't enough. She responded, "The fact that a bigot like Blank could openly called for a disabled journalist girl, stop calling yourself the [sighs] I have never seen anyone like this in my life. The fact that a bigot like Blank can openly call for disabled journalists to be killed While doing healthc care comms for a company like Blank Health is so

disturbing, I hope disabled people can communicate the danger people like her pose. She's begging for people to get them fired. Taylor. [snorts] Taylor, this person is not trying to get you killed, right? Just to be clear, at least not in my opinion. Certainly. Um, and she's calling herself a high God. Yeah. Oh god. Here's [snorts] the um, so then I started poking fun. Wait, hold on. This is new. Oh god, you guys are going to love this. She's of course retweeting herself. Ethan's addict. Misogynist Ethan Klein continues to mock Taylor's health condition. I [snorts] have Tourette's and all your friends say I'm on drugs. So who's I'm actually disabled abbleist.

Where's my disabled placard? All you have to do is wear a mask, loser. Long co long co doesn't make you disabled. Certainly there are other things that would be a better argument for such um ethan. So hold on. massages Ethan Clank continues to mock Taylor Ren's health condition after promoting a tweet asking for someone to cough on her in an attempt to kill her. Ethan thinks death threats are funny as long as they aren't directed to him. Now, no, nobody Taylor, you are talking to yourself, but are you actually convincing anyone that making fun of someone coughing on you is a death threat?

[clears throat] Ethan Klein encourages his fan to cough on me knowing I'm severely immuno compromised and sick. There are so many of us dealing with health issues. Cancer treatment chemo. Girl, you do not have cancer. You are not in chemo. You wear N95 mask outside. That's it. You're just a little cautious. That doesn't mean you have cancer. And it's [snorts] disgusting that Ethan Kleen is excited by the idea of his fans killing or harming people like us. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? She's deranged, dude. It's crazy. She continues, "Ethan Klein relishes in harming cancer patients.

Do you have cancer? Are you announcing that you have cancer?" But also, it was just a first of all, it's a joke. I didn't even make the joke. I was just saying that it was, you know, or maybe an overreaction. [snorts] Um, people going through chemo, getting immunosuppressive therapy, dealing with health issues, trying to survive after organ transplants. He thinks his fan should kill them, fighting for our lives every day. It's sick. Taylor, are you do Taylor, are you going through chemo? Have you got an organ transplant? Are you just someone who walks around cautious with a N95 mask?

Thanks for having me. What the [ __ ] is happening? Am I losing my mind? We already have a barbaric medical system that dehumanizes those of us who are sick. It's already a fight to stay alive and keep working. Massive medical bills. And this YouTubers lives in a $10 million mansion. Jealous. Why? You really keep tabs on my personal life. Spends all day harassing and abusing women and the disabled. Girl, you are a lunatic.

You need to leave those women with cancer alone. Ethan. Bro, what the [ __ ] So, let me get this straight. She's a disa she's a high-profile. She These are all things she said about herself. She's a young girl. [snorts] She's a high-profile disabled uh journalist and she said b I don't know what she's going through, right? But she's compared herself to people going through cancer, chemotherapy, and organ transplant recipients.

Today, I feel disabled. You know, as far as I know, she has long COVID and wears a mask out of an abundance of caution. Um, this is fantastic. I [snorts] did make a tweet um uh this morning um or not a tweet, I don't do that. Uh Insta story.

Yeah, I'll find it. By the way, before you see this, look at this clip came um out of her her big interview with uh Glenn Greenwald, who for some reason has never talked about me, right? Suddenly, he becomes friends with Taylor Loren a few months ago, and now he's like calling me a vindictive psychopath, which in the same breath where he goes, and to be fair, I don't know anything about any of this, but here's tell me what you guys think about this statement.

Billionaires, whatever, suing them into the ground. Now you have, you know, uh, then now you have Ethan Klein who's also a powerful millionaire and has also aligned himself with other powerful rich Zionists like Ryan Kavanaaugh. Ryan Cav

what who co-founded Triller, he's like a entertainment guy with millions of dollars, previously sued Ethan Klein for defamation. Ethan lost

settled and then they sort of aligned now because they're both Israel supporters to you know I guess

what the [ __ ] are you talking about? Me [snorts] and Kavanaaugh are working together because we're both Zion. What the [ __ ] to to have this sort of stance towards their critics where they don't think they don't think anybody that that has less money than them should be allowed to speak freely on the internet.

What the hell is going on in her mind? This is the kind of stuff that you can find only on

Rumble, baby. Thanks for having me. Um, what the hell is she doing? What are you saying? I'm working with Ryan C. what the [ __ ]

ground and now you have, you know, is not willing to cover challenging people in power. They're covering the stuff that the mainstream media is not willing to cover. They're speaking up about Palestine, whatever. And they have these powerful interests, these powerful legal

I don't think she's okay. Firms, these powerful billionaires, whatever, suing them into the ground. And now you have, you know,

she's like, do I say it? Say it. Ethan Klein is working with Ryan Kavanaaugh and the Zionist lobby to silence all critics. The [ __ ]

The wall kissers, dude. Yeah, why don't you just call me a wall kisser and get it over with? Isn't this like pretty [ __ ] anti-semitic to be like, "Oh, one Jew, two Jew. They all doing Zionist [ __ ] together. They must be working together." Like, who the [ __ ] are you? What's your source on that one, dummy dope ass loser?

Thanks for having What's she? What? You never cough? Oh, she thinks she's so much better than us cuz she's never coughed in her life. [cough and clears throat] I've heard her cough. That's her sound. What the sound? [snorts]

Is that the sound she make? No. Sorry. What's the sound she made? Yeah. Do you you think I want that sound near me? That you know what that sound does if I was near it? It would cause organ failure and I wouldn't need an organ transplant and then I'd be really scared of coughs.

Thanks for having me. You have Ethan Klein who's also a powerful millionaire and has also aligned himself.

Thank you for saying that about me separately with other powerful rich Zionists like Ryan Kavanagh.

What are you I'm sorry but this is literally breaking my brain right now. Brian Kavanagh who co-founded uh Triller, he's like a entertainment guy with millions of dollars previously sued.

So that makes sense if that was something she read on Snark which once again proves what we all know is obvious is that she's a frequenter if not a part not a secret participant if not a mod. Let's be real. Um in that subreddit God she's crazy. She is really really something. She is scarily gone.

Inclined for defamation. Ethan lost and then they sort of aligned now because they're both Israel supporters.

Chad said she sounds like an air airplane toilet flushing. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hear it. to, you know, I guess to to have this sort of stance towards their critics where they don't think they don't think anybody that that has less money than them should be allowed to speak freely on their only on Rumble. Hit them with it.

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Wow. I was flabbergasted that she said that, man. Um, thanks for having me. [snorts]

You're welcome. They did post this story. Let me see here. Which again, this I don't know what she's upset about. This is me literally doing what she wants. I thought this was kind of funny. And then he said someone should cough on me. Little Karen joke for you. So

they can't hear me because they're listening to kids talk. This might have upset her, but I don't know why I was telling people not to do it. [snorts] I said do not cough near Taylor Loren. If you see her, I cannot emphasize this [snorts] enough. Under no circumstance should you ever cough near Taylor Loren. If you see her in the theater, leave. If you spot her on the subway, pull the emergency cord. Do not risk it. You may not know it, but just by reading this, you are currently stalking her, which is a crime. You [snorts] will go to jail, and I cannot afford to lose any more viewers. So, stop thinking about her right now. And most importantly, never, and I mean never cough anywhere near Taylor Loren's. [snorts] That that that that's, you know, that's assault with the intent to kill.

you know, like I I mean, this this is really serious. So, I Speaking of that, did you uh this is unrelated, but did you see that Dave Portoi uh called for the murder of an NFL coach this weekend?

No, it's a pretty wild. Let me see that. Is it just cuz he's mad they lost or something?

Yeah. Well, he thinks uh he thinks it's rigged. Uh and he was really mad. I'll be I'll I'm a good judge of uh

at first I can rank. First he was just yelling that this guy needs to go to jail and then he he

took it too far. Yeah, he takes Did he get in trouble? Well, he's getting a lot of backlash and he apologized, but the tweet's still up. So,

the tweet's still up. How sorry can he be? Let me see this. Hang on one second.

Um, here's his apology. Pete Carol. Yeah, here we go. Calling for the murder of Raiders coach. [sighs and gasps] [snorts]

Calling for the murder of Raiders coach. Yo, come on. Yeah. Poor It's like a It's a very like Wendy Williams uh style death threat, I would say. Remember when she

clap if you want them to die? No. No. Die, die, die. Clap if you've ever wanted to kill somebody.

Did you send it? Uh, sorry. I'm finding all these articles about it, but none of them have the actual tweet. I'm looking for the original tweet here.

Die. Oh, here we go. Thank you, Gal. Yeah. Yeah, it's right there on his page. It's [snorts] a video, eh?

Yeah. Here. In you. You have to investigate the Raiders. Oh, no. INVESTIGATE THE RAIDERS.

How much did he lose? I'm going to skip it forward. Yeah. So, he's upset. He must have lost

just to explain. Yeah. I think he lost on a bet, but it wasn't that the Raiders were going to win. It was just he it was he had bet on the spread and there was like a penalty at the very last second which allowed the Raiders to score a couple extra points.

So it's rigged just against him even though they didn't win. Just against him his best prison.

THERE'S 16 SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME. BY THE WAY, THE PLAY BEFORE THIS there was [ __ ] 20 seconds. They threw it

prison. The spread's EIGHT AND A HALF. YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT right spot to get your match up.

They spiked the ball, BY THE WAY. THEY RAN UP AND SPIKED IT AS A TEMPLE. PRESENT PETE CAROL. MURDER Pete Carol.

What? I want Pete Carol murdered. Can you see this play right here? Can you see this play?

Oh my god. 10. No, it's this is still up on his page, which again, he's he's apologized and retracted the death threat, but Delete.

Yeah, probably erase it. Eh, let me let me see where THIS PRISON PETE CAROL MURDER PETE CAROL.

I want Pete Carol murdered. Can you see this play right here? Can you see this play? 10 9 8 scramble throws it down. Game's over. I don't know.

There's [snorts] eight, seven, six. THEY THROW A FLAG FOR SITTING ON THE GUY WITH 4 SECONDS AND NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO GETTING A PLAYOFF.

OH, INTERESTING. WAIT, that is kind of sad. I agree. Like, why would You're not wrong that it seemed pretty.

That is weird. They have no They have zero chance of winning, right? Zero chance.

Yeah. Not happening. And then the ref throws a flag with 3 seconds left. Yeah. Which allowed them to get a field goal.

That is [ __ ] sus. Yeah. I think I think he's Don't say it. Well, here here's what I will say. Pete Pete Carol is known as somewhat of a slime bag. When he was on he was a co football coach for UFC,

but that would be a ref thing. This would have to be a huge conspiracy that includes the

ref the refs earlier. I don't know why he turned on Pete Carol. The coach. Yeah, why the coach? Anyway, sorry.

So, he's he's known somewhat in my opinion as a slime bag and then he was the coach of the Seahawks which during that period of time in my opinion was the slimiest team in the NFL. But he this this would be have been done by that one specific ref. But any chance to you know [ __ ] talk Pete Carol I'm in on it.

He said someone should kill him. I don't I don't agree with that. I don't I don't know. He didn't just say somebody should kill him. He said it twice and like very specific terms.

Someone should murder Pete Carol. I want to say for the record that I do not agree with that part.

Yeah. I don't want Pete Carol murdered. in fact who he is. I don't know what happened, but I wouldn't I don't even know why he's blaming him

for that. Yeah, it doesn't really Yeah. add up, but whatever. Anyways, uh he said, "My bad."

Yeah, he Let me tell you what he really said. I I got it. He He apologized in a podcast from today. Uh here's the clip.

Take down the tweet then, brother. What the [ __ ] Yeah, you got to take down the death threat, my dude.

Oh god. Couldn't have been a however but at the end of that statement. It's like we don't call for death for these types of plays but

but however in the pretty it's not bad. Not their fault. And I apologize. No murder, no violence. Okay. So dramatic no murder statement from Dave there before we get to the

Very good. Very good apology. I guess forgive him again. Probably [clears throat] should take down the death threat.

Yeah, I agree. that you have on your main feed. Um, so we got the streamer awards, we got Trisha, we got mystery soda flavors. I'm waiting for ELO to come back to do Trisha.

Uh, we need her for that. Why don't we talk about streamer award stuff then? Guys, you guys are going to kill me, but I need to pee again.

Bro, 10 minutes ago. I know. It's this coffee, man. Okay. Well, don't be hold it. I

It's It's not like that. It's not an option for me. Okay. I'll be right back. Sorry.

Play the thing. We didn't need that, man. Stop. Stop. It's so immature. Coffee doesn't make you piss. All right. Coffee doesn't make you piss.

That's private. It's between Ethan and the toilet. You know what I mean? Not everybody needs to know. Anyways, uh Mia said, "I'm behind on the live, but hi girly from Mila from Bosnia." Oh, cuz you share a name. Yeah. I thought I was hallucinating when I heard Dan say my name. Mila's rise up. Also late. Congrats to Love W. Russ. I'm super happy for you and you deserve it.

Thank you. That's very nice of you. That's very, very nice. Thank you. Love, I I got that paperwork for you to sign for that business opportunity uh we talked about.

I don't remember us talking about that. Oh, well, I'll pitch you again. Oh, okay. Uh Alexandra said, "Just reminded that billionaires are destroying this country, and quote, "Ethan Ethan's fallen off, but powerful millionaire Ethan Klein is the real story nobody's telling and the number one threat to discourse online." I see. I I wasn't sure where you were going with this, Alexandra, but I got there in the end. Uh, true or not true. You're being ironic. I understand. I I I understood the intent and thank you. Uh, real journalism strikes again. That was from Noob Sandwich. Been seeing Noob Sandwich out there. Recognizing that name. What's up, Noob? What's up, Noob?

Uh, I had a kidney transplant and I think it's a great joke. All right. Well, you That's your prerogative. That's your prerogative. ah auction house. Uh, leave Britney alone. Leave her alone from Michelle. Okay. I I'm not We're not doing anything to Britney, right?

No. Anybody Anybody want to own up? Anybody been [ __ ] with Britney Spears? Okay. Nobody, huh? I hope not.

It's allergy medicine. Shut up, dude. McClunky. Also, Dan, I sent my uh new favorite XQC clip if you want to play that.

Wa! I love it. Okay, buddy. A favorite, huh? So funny. Okay, one second. Wait, sobbing? I thought it was slobbering it. You

sobbing. I thought it was slobbering it. You did a good sound bite. That was good. That's very good.

Who had the XQC clip in the you laugh you lose this year? That sounds like a love thing. I had the call phone call,

right? That's what it was. Yeah. So funny, bro. He cracks me up. Yeah. Yeah. Same.

Oh, he's back. I'm back. That was quick. Thank you. No problem. Oh, yeah. Let's do some pushup. Oh, pull-ups, baby. That's my guy right there. What do we think?

Lightweight. Not bad. It's not bad at all. That's what Beef Tella does for me. Yeah, I guess so.

Eight. Oh, he's not slowing down either, is he? 11. Get it. 12. Get it. 13. Yes.

14. That's our health sack. 15. Love him. He's coming for you. Coming for grasshopper. Yes,

sir. Yeah. God, can you imagine the smell? He's probably sweating so bad and doesn't wear any deodorant because it [ __ ] gives you Alzheimer's or something. I'm sure he has some reason to not use deodorant.

Oh no, he's hanging out with this [ __ ] lunatic. This the guy on the right, he's this influencer that is all meat diet and he's he is a [ __ ] psychopath. He goes to the grocery store and is like, "Don't eat fruit or vegetables. It has poison in it."

And he's like, "What you need to eat is raw meat only." Oh, well that's just the He's just doing the Liver King stick, right? Liver King.

Yes. But I think he's actually more committed. I think the Liver King is a phony where this guy actually is this dumb and psycho,

right? Um he I've seen him do [ __ ] where he like he puts meat in a jar to rot.

And then he eats it. No, he doesn't do that. Yes, he does. There's no way that he does.

What's his name? You Someone in chat probably knows his name is Brian, I think. Or no, that's Sliver King's name. What's his name? He always walks. He goes to the grocery store shirtless. Is it Pete?

All meat guy who walks around [snorts] in grocery store shirtless. Do your magic Google.

All meat. Oh, no. Show me liver. Showed me a liver king mug shot. I'm looking at the chat.

Carnivore MD. So he he Oh, okay. Carnivore MD. Yeah. So, part of his thing is I don't know if he's actually a doctor,

but he says he is. Um, carnivore diet will fix that. Carnivore. Paul Saladino. Wait.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's him. Any relation? He's a salad. No, I don't think so.

Head, dude. I don't think so. And he doesn't eat anything but meat. What? Isn't that ironic?

Boom coming out. He says he's a double board certified MD. There's no shot, bro. If this guy's a doctor, I'm so scared. I don't think he's practicing. There's no way.

Caribbean doctor. Probably went to school in the Caribbean. So, let me see. What's wrong with the Caribbean? Hey,

that's where I was going to go. My favorite cut of meat was All right, guys. I'm doing a little bit of original shopping at Sprouts.

I don't know if you guys are aware of this. This is flat meat. This is one of my favorite steaks.

I like flap meat. I think it's also a good steak. Hate the name. Hate the name. Very unapp. Very unsavory name.

Flap. Whose flap am I eating? Oh, flap. Yeah, flap. Oh, I thought it was flap. Flap. Flappy bird. Like flappy bird.

Sirloin flap. It's kind of like a skirt steak, not from the same part of the animal, but it's very juicy. This is one of my favorite cuts of steak. I like ribe eyes. I like New York's. But I really like the flat meat. Also, I'll just grill this or put it on a stainless steel

with some salt. It's really This is a good statement. Look at that. Looks beautiful. So, if you didn't know about flat meat, sirloin, he

just he like he's looks Your body wants to be healthy, right? Shut up. Anyway, [snorts] I gotta kind of go back and find his really good ones.

How I eat liver. He does. Let me show you how I do liver. Bison liver actually that I got. Little piece like that. Maybe half an ounce a day just down the hatch. And maybe I'll put in a little raw goat milk. Drink it down. Swallow it. And if you don't want to do real raw liver, you can always the raw milk something like this from

very unhealthy. Very dangerous. I just wow. You do not want to eat drink unpasteurized milk as a human being. Like for real, you don't

soil. That one has testicle over there. Also, how is that like primal or uh you know like old school human diet? I don't think

they didn't eat raw. They cooked that [ __ ] No, I'm talking about the milk. Uh

hunter gathers. They weren't like Well, I don't know how far back are we going cuz we've been domesticating.

After hunter gatherers, we became farmers. Yeah, the milk's been around. Yeah, but isn't the whole point that it it doesn't matter. That's part of like that's part of civilization. That's like

I'm not sure how far back using our brains to find other ways to eat. The whole theory is that you're like going back to the the quote unquote natural way we're supposed to eat, which doesn't seem like drinking milk from other animals would have been something cavemen were doing. You know what I mean?

I think he's making an experience. It's an It's a natural It's a animal product. I think he he left the loophole.

It's a natural animal product. Hypocritical. Hypocritical. Can you guys guess which podcast helped blow him up?

Uh, Milk Boys. Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. That was much better guess though. What a nightmare, dude.

Did you see that one? Kids shouldn't be eating this photo on Instagram. French fries. Yeah. No [ __ ]

Pour it right on top. Bro, you eat raw meat. Yeah. I mean, that's nasty. American cheese. Some people are going to say

these I feel like these people do this rage bait. Yeah, this is definitely Nobody eats this [ __ ]

No doubt. Well, I make this for children. That is why our kids are fat sick and healthy. That is why your kid has behavioral problems. That is why adults are diabetic and fat. This is crazy. And the part that gets me the most here is that she says, People are going to say, "Um, miss lady, this is really unhealthy." Well, then just eat a smaller slice.

We know from metabolic ward studies, she's right. Portion control is important.

Processed foods make you hungrier. They make your kids hungrier. They're designed to make you hungry to crave more of them. And adults who eat this kind of thing are not going to be

Shut up, dork, [ __ ] Um, here is a a vid from the White House put on a suit and he's looking extra orange to meet the press

for the big announcement of the Maha Chronic disease report and I've been podcasting. I podcast with Bobby Kennedy. Everybody's in this room podcasting. I've got a raw milk smoothie in here. Actually, I [snorts] GOT SOME CHERRIES.

DID YOU HEAR? He says it's raw milk, honey, berries, and raw meat in the smoothie.

Delicious. Dude, that is the worst sounding thing. I beef tartar. Yeah, but not in a smoothie.

You know, beef tartar. Yes, I have, Nate. Uh, and thank you for asking. Um, it's been a while since someone's asked me.

Beef rolling, blueberries, apple, and that is my lunch in the White House. So, I'm eating raw milk, raw meat, grass-fed beef in the White House. We're taking America back, guys. This is amazing. There's food. If you just bring it with you, do not let rule your life. Convenience is the enemy of health. I'm bringing this food everywhere I go with me. It's easy. But I'm not

What a dork. Just sitting there eating an apple. Take a shot of me eating this apple.

Yo, these guys don't know. That's that meme. These guys don't know that I'm actually super healthy. It's proof that he's not like up to a lot cuz this takes a lot of time to prepare. Most normal working people don't really have time to [ __ ] bring around a whole pantry of raw [ __ ] Like normal people eat a quick lunch not because it's unhealthy. It's because simple.

They got [ __ ] to do. Yeah, they got [ __ ] to do, bro. Come on now. Yeah, I agree. And just being so like onedimensional like convenience is the death of of health. It's like, well,

let's be a little realistic, you know? Hypothetically, if you're eating the healthiest [ __ ] and you're going to survive longer, I guess that's the end goal. You're wasting all this time [ __ ] doing this [ __ ] I'd rather eat unhealthy, be a little quicker, and live 5 years less.

Yeah, it equals out. You see, you never even know, man. To allow things like this to cause me.

Why is he looking around all paranoid eating an apple? It's like these guy these guys want my apple.

Some bullies. He's used to bullies coming and taking his food. Eat garbage food. So yeah, this is my life. That's why he has to eat raw food.

This is what I pack for my lunch. He's such a weirdo. Anyway, totally irrelevant again once again to everything we're talking about. Let's talk about the streamer awards.

Okay. Um, [snorts] so this happened yesterday and uh this is Cutie Cinderella's event. It

was Saturday that she It was on Saturday. Mhm. So, this is Cutie Shinella's event that she puts on to basically um give herself and all of her friends awards.

Honor the year's best in streaming is what you mean. It's so obviously rigged. It's so cringe bro. Um but whatever. Who cares? Um just see what happened to the last rigged uh new media award ceremony. The Streamies, remember them? Where are they now? Uh,

they snubbed us their final year. They've gone silent. They have. Now they're gone.

That's true. Just saying. Um, let's look at for Cutie, though. That's That's That was the biggest competition, right?

Yeah. Although, these guys seem to focus exclusively on Twitch, right? On live streamers or just live streamers.

Well, the only non- Twitch live streamer I saw getting any coverage was like Speed.

There was a couple others. Yeah. What about me? Uh I must have missed you. Forgot about missed you.

Same. Um so this unfortunately comes from my dear friend uh India [snorts] Love who I play poker with.

Your dear friend. It is. It is. And uh I'm actually going to be playing with her again on th Friday. But she [snorts] had an unfortunate situation here where she um tried to recreate Kanye's moment. And when I first saw this, I was I kind of recognized her. She looked a little different than when I saw her. I was like, "Please don't be Indian love. This is my dog. We're homies now." You know, but but it ended up being her, unfortunately. So, here it is. Presenting the Sapphire Award, our 2023 winner Valkyrie.

Hello. Hello. Real quick, y'all, I know uh Breakout streamer of the wear went to Breakout streamer of the year went to Adapt and congratulations and we respect you for what you did, but Rakai should have won Breakout streamer of the year and DDG. I don't care what y'all say. Shout out Rai. Shout out.

Uhoh. Wow, that was my country. So, that was unfortunate. Certainly, although I just saw she issued a really heartfelt apology,

which I think we should show just to be totally fair to her. She I'll hear her out.

You know, she's a great It was just the biggest crime was how cringe it was. She said she was drunk, which again, she says it doesn't excuse her, but it does give a little context.

And that room's a lot smaller than it looks in video. Like it's Yeah, she had to go sit like next to everyone after.

Yeah. M clunky though for sure. M clunky moment. M clunky. Um if someone has her apology. Where did I just see?

It's 2C. Oh, it's here. Good. Thank you. Oh, so before that she got escorted out. [snorts] Come on. Don't be disrespectful to my to my girl.

Um I got to stand up. Uh cuz Adept I don't really know anything about him. don't know what he looks like or sounds like or anything, but I have it on good authority that he is part of the FaZe Clan and therefore I [ __ ] stand and this was totally unacceptable. You can't disrespect the FaZe Clan like that.

First thing I want to say in this video is I'm not a pedophile. Yeah. Is that how you start all your

Well, is Banks even FaZe or did he leave? It's Faze forever, bro. He's face forever.

He's O cuz he's OG. Yeah. Love to explain this. The OG's, they keep the FaZe moniker. No matter what they do, they could kill a man and they would be Faze. Yeah. Um whereas other members that came later such as Jarvis

or K that we were talking about. So wait, what did he win an award for? Breakout streamer which

a breakout. Hasn't this guy been around forever? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Rising Starbucks. It has a meaning. You can't just give it to somebody who like it means

well I think he was a relatively small streamer and became much bigger this year. He used to he's a YouTuber primarily that posts videos and then he started to live stream and he blew up this year and he's been

really funny. I I've been watching him a lot. So you are pro breakout streamer.

I I think it makes sense. And who's Rakai? I don't know who that is. Rukai and um Ray is both Kaisenat crew.

Kaisenat Jason. Well anyway um congrats to FaZe Adapt Adapt you know. Wait, was FaZe Adapt the one that was on that uh safari recently? I was seeing a bunch of clips of that Maya girl with some FaZe dude when they were

I don't know. Maybe he's the one that funny. They've been driving around a little car. It's a little white little little car.

A little car. Mhm. Little golf car. If he's so adaptable, why did he just win an award? No.

He's won many awards, bro. He's been in phase for 20 years. Really? Name one. And he's just getting Breakout Star.

Well, he's adapted streaming. Well, do you want to see one of his like montages?

Yeah. [clears throat] Yeah. Do I want to watch a Faze montage? Are you [ __ ] kidding me?

Yeah. He has some really good ones, bro. Okay. His 200k montage is really good.

All right. So, this is Faze Adapt. I mean, the music is going to be claimed. Adapt to these nuts, dude.

This is my my childhood right here, bro. I wish we could play the music audio. Good. Take me [gasps] down.

Check that out. I have no idea what's happening or if it's impressive. It is very impressive.

Stupid. Who gives a [ __ ] Snapshot, bro. Taste taste of the music. Oh, okay. I don't recognize it.

That was really Is that all he's got? Oh, that edit is that one. I really had no idea what I was doing. Oh. Oh.

Nah, bro. That was crazy. Y'all don't know what you're watching. You're goddamn right.

That one I was confused. This just makes me miss uh Black Ops 2, man. For real.

This makes sucks, dude. Man, the ballista, the DSR there. This makes me feel old.

Get out. We got to get out. Good old days, bro. Good old days. Big I miss him, bro. So here's India in India's heartfelt apology which I thought was so brave, so heartfelt and so mature.

Holding back the tears. I'm holding back the tears right now, bro. What I did, first of all, I appreciate that you inviting me and there's no excuse for my behavior. It was very distasteful. It was very like I keep saying unnecessary. It was my initial emotion response and that again I had no business being on that stage. Um you know as a person and who I am as a person and I have to stop disappointing myself by repeating mistakes. keep repeating a cycle that's obviously not good for me. And I watched I [clears throat] watched something that said like your mistakes could either your mistakes could either be a a coffin or a classroom and you know it could it could either teach you or it could be the thing that takes you under and kills you or like you know and I'm a work in progress every day. Isn't she great? I feel bad.

It's not It's not wasn't that serious. You don't have to be so down on yourself right?

Well, it sounds maybe I'm reading [snorts] between the lines too much here, but it sounds like she might have a drinking problem.

That's I I think it got cut off that maybe that's too much for me to be No, I think No, she I think she says as much. Let me restart it.

Apologize to QT [clears throat] QT. This seems heartfelt though. Like I I thought it was a very mature, you know, you don't get Listen,

I recognize game when I see it. You don't get a lot of sincere apologies like this.

You just don't see them. What I did, first of all, I appreciate that you inviting me and

Oh, I maybe I saw it start from a different part. Anyway, uh we forgive you here on the H3 show. We forgive, we forget, we grow, we love, we overcome. And this is a classroom, not a coffin. And school is in session. Dan, school is in session, right? Um, so things got awkward when Tai Li took the mic to tell FanFan her jokes about Kai weren't funny. So I don't know who this fan character is, but [snorts] they hired her to do

Bros. I I I know her and I gotta say I thought she was very she is very very funny. Like I watched a lot of her streams and whatnot. H So yeah, that's all I'm going to say. Just to give give some context. She's a very funny person.

Okay. [snorts] So I I suspect she didn't write a lot of these jokes. That's basically what I'm trying to say.

Almost certainly not. As everyone knows, uh you broke the record for the most expensive haircut and the least educational university. See, he already seems pissed, doesn't he?

Well, I think he knows he's about to get roasted. Well, cheer up, Charlie. It's not that big of a [ __ ] deal.

Yeah, I kind of agree. You're a Twitch streamer. Like, don't isn't this what we all live in every day? It's just

[ __ ] non-stop harassment, death threats, and [ __ ] racist attacks, jokes about your

physical appearance. Yeah. So, congratulations to you. Oh, and also um that's it, bro. You're grimacing. She just said, "You have an expensive haircut." Bro, come on now.

No, I think you missed the second half of the joke. She hasn't said it yet. Yeah, she didn't say it yet.

Here, as everyone knows, uh, you broke the record for the most expensive haircut and the least educational university.

Oh, that's such an innocent joke. Like, obviously his I don't think anyone will argue that the streamer university's intention was to educate.

All right. And it's a play on that streamers are kind of, you know, [snorts] not too [clears throat] bright.

Sure. So, congratulations to you. Oh, and also, um, congrats on your new documentary with 50 Cent. That was

So, so this part kind of [ __ ] threw me off big time. Yeah, me too. But there is additional context that makes it not as bad as it seemed at first to me. So, she's saying he looks like Diddy,

which I [snorts] was like, first of all, he doesn't look like Diddy. And also, is that racist? I don't even know. But either way, it's seems [ __ ] up. Like, I don't want someone saying, "Oh, you look like Harvey Weinstein." And it's like, "Well, that feels racist and [ __ ] up." [clears throat]

So, I wasn't quite sure what was happening here, but there is context, I guess, that that explains it. But here it is.

That was you, right? Uh, brutal, man. That's pretty strong. Girl, girl, girl, girl, you never surrender the mic.

Yeah. Yeah. That 101. This man flagged you down and you walked and handed him the mic. That's a rookie rookie mistake.

Sure. Yeah. Holy crap. Holy smokes. going to be on the mic AND I TURN THIS MIC AND I TURN THIS [ __ ] ON. Turn this [ __ ] off. If you all going to be on the mic making jokes, at least let it be funny.

Yo, I really dig these um new boy thro jackets. Yeah. If you the mic making jokes, at least let it be funny.

I thought it was Have a good night. Uh that's just your that's just your opinion, buddy. [snorts] How about this? If you're going to grab the mic and interrupt, let it be funny. You know,

I mean, right back at you, buddy. What sticks to me? What? You can't hurt me cuz whatever bounce off me sticks to you. You're glue.

I'm rubber and you're glue. Damn. Some Eminem. That's some Eminem right there. Bounces off me and sticks to you.

I I'll never be a You'll never be a what? That's the next of a thing. I don't know. I was trying to back you up, bro.

By the way, Ethan is literally behaving like Israel. This is like Israel style behavior.

Bro, you've got to stop saying that. It comes off really weird. Here, here. Here. Do you Do you want to do a joke?

That was weird. You shouldn't have asked that. Well, she's mad now, bro. No. Well, that's

Guys, loosen up. It's not that serious. Oh god. [ __ ] cringing into oblivion. I feel like Kai doesn't need anyone to defend him. You know what I mean?

Exactly. He can stand up for himself. White kning his boy. White kning for his boy.

He's fine. He's chilling. I'm sure the joke. Yo, that [ __ ] was not funny. Yeah, the joke was not funny.

Joke police. Yeah, that was way worse what he ma'am. This is a ticket from the joke police. Not funny. Uh, but okay. So, the diddy one did seem out of pocket, but there's um there's a background here. And let me pull this up. This kind of made it all seem more innocent.

It's more weird. I do not get this at all. This is like new age deep fried weird jokes.

This is nuts. Did he? So, right. I guess for people that don't know, he did this long uh subathon where he was going for like a million subs. Is that the goal?

Yes. Yeah. And that if he got it, he would cut his hair, which I don't think he had cut his hair probably in a decade, right?

Mhm. Um looked like it. Yeah. It was long. And [snorts] uh and then people were memeing on him that with his haircut he looked like Diddy. And then his community started to lean into that and started making all these memes. It kind of reminds me of like us with Ethan's small hands.

So not funny, rude, mean, spirited. Exactly. blow the bell on his stream kept referring to it to annoy him and whatnot,

right? So, it's a it was a trolly thing that his community would do to him. Um, but so that that that

that's where it came from, the joke that she told. It wasn't just like coming out of left field.

By the way, this has 300,000 likes, so a lot of people are in on this joke apparently.

Yes. Yeah. Like I don't watch a lot of Twitch content, but I was familiar with the memes of him looking like Diddy. So, when I watched this clip, I was like, "That is so [ __ ] mean the way they were treating her." I don't know anything about fanf fan, but

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. They seemed like super sour from the start and kind of just like if you're at an award show and that's the vibe where everyone's getting roasted, you know, just just just smile and clap and

Yeah. You know what I mean? Totally. Have a coke and a smile and shut. It's not that serious.

Anyway, here's another one. No, I don't, bro. I don't like Diddy. No, I don't, bro.

I don't like Diddy. So, he's leaning into it. He's dressed like him. No, I don't.

Did he? He must have did it on purpose, right? Oh, yeah. The glasses, too. Yeah.

Oh, god. So, he's leaning into it. It seems like it, but you know, it can be different when it's coming from your own community versus somebody outside of that community. So I I could somewhat understand uh you know he doesn't have to like the joke I guess was my point.

No but anyway and his reaction like was fair but then what happened after relax buddy

Hassan made a few shot collar jokes that evening. Yeah. In fact he made one um aimed towards her which I don't see in the dock. I see one about the stable Ronaldo guy, but can you find the one where he says it to um

what what's her name? Yeah. Okay. So, here's Hassan uh embracing the meme, which is kind of odd because he did he he did electrocute his dog. That's the thing. Like they all joke about it like haha.

Yeah, he but he actually did do that. He actually did abuse his animal. It makes it less funny, you know?

It's like OJ Simpson's here. Everybody hide your knives. And then you point to him. It's like, yeah. Uh, we kid, OJ, cuz we love him. It's like, well, that's kind of crazy.

Hey, Twitter world. This is yours truly. I'm not saying Hassan killed somebody, but I'm also not saying he hasn't. I don't know.

You know what I mean? I don't know everything he's done in his life, bro. Come on. You know me. I'm a troll. Don't slam me. Don't pick me up. Don't throw me to the

No, they were saying they were saying, "What do you want to leave behind in in uh 2025?" I said, "I don't want to say this in too close proximity to Ron, but nuisance streaming and and clip baiting

like Jackie, though, right? Not me. Not me." Right. I mean, you do it in a more like PG-13 kind of way.

In a friendly troll way, Hassan, bro, you know me. I Bro, we went to parties together. You know what I'm saying? We binge places.

You keep it up. I'mma put the collar on you. I knew it's like epic. You But you did electrocute your dog and also tortured your other dogs pulling their tail, making them cage fight,

please. Also, BB no money. Can you get the [ __ ] out of my life? He's sponsoring an event. The hell does that even mean?

What do you Oh, on the background. You're right. Yeah, dude. It was one of the sponsor.

Be nice to him. He He He told me he was a big fan of the show. Yeah, that's true. Well, you know why I'm why I'm talking [ __ ]

Yeah. No, I know. He just randomly was doing an interview with someone and my name came up and he's like, "Fuck Ethan Klein." And I'm like, "Well, [ __ ] you too, buddy. You creep. You weirdo." Obsessed. Literally, do you know how many times he tried to get on this show?

I know. Well, yeah. He messaged me and said he was a a big fan. He even went to AB.

It had been go for years. He's been trying to come on. What a butt hurt little [ __ ] ass loser. You love the show. All of a sudden, it's [ __ ] Klein. Okay. Well, guess what? reason for him to be upset if he was being earnest about liking the show. Kept asking to come on. I mean, what? I'm not obligated to have him on.

Of course not. But I never said anything mean or I was never rude to I know. But if you were finding though and you repeatedly asked to come on and they repeatedly turned it down, you know, you might get a little butt hurt.

Grow up. When I I saw him at a party after that and I was like, "Hey, what's up, man?" He had no idea who I was.

Oh, see what a phony [ __ ] And that's the reason I always said no is because [snorts] I find the way that he is constantly begging for influencers attention is just so pathetic. It's so uncool, you know? Like constantly every week it's a new collab with another [ __ ] YouTuber and it's like, bro,

you're the most clout hungry weirdo ever. BB no talent, dude. I respect the hustle. Well, [clears throat] I don't apparently BB no talent BB no brains BB no BB no BB no thank you destroyed oh we have a new BB no uh talent tweet it's just more more

he's quitting music for the evil future after healing a million likes on Tik Tok, huh? You know, whatever. It's just a meme. Bro, focus less on trying to [ __ ] make YouTuber friends and more on your music and maybe someone will actually respect you, weirdo dork. Oh, please let me on your show. AB, I'm a huge fan. Later that night, who are you? Sony BB no authenticity anyway. Four eyes.

Sorry, love. I didn't mean it like to everybody. Just him. I didn't get it. I called him four eyes.

I don't know what that means. Oh, so how you make you say if someone has glasses on, you call them four eyes.

Oh, I wish I didn't know. Now I'm upset. Someone in the chat said AB got on the show because of the same thing. I wasn't reaching out to Ethan

for the record. Also, you weren't coming on to Yeah, completely. No, this is someone who wants to be like a celebrity guest. Okay. And you know, once you ask a few times and you get crickets, take a hint, right? BB, no shame. Um anyway

you keep it up. I'mma put the collar on you. I knew. So, that was uncomfortable. But actually, what he said to um what's the girl's name?

Can Can Fanf fan bam bam. Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen. Now, you tell me what you think of this because this felt deeply uncomfortable and inappropriate uh in my opinion.

Thank you. I love you. Hassan is here. Is that a uh vibration remote in your pocket or are you just excited to be here?

I'll put it on you later. What? I feel like that's sexual harassment. You know what I mean? Like I didn't like that at all.

Yeah. And by the way, that was not what I expected. And look how he looks into the camera. Is that a uh vibration remote in your pocket or are you just excited to be here?

Look how he watches the camera. I'll put it on you later. Bro, his frat boy uh day is really sometimes surface.

I got to say help helped her out though in that moment because it was another person. She walked by and it was completely [ __ ] silent again.

Brutal. Is that a Is that a threat or like a What was that? Um, could you explain your inspiration for your outfit tonight? It looks familiar for some reason to me.

What over there? Why would it be familiar to you? Whoa. Charisma King over here. He's wearing he's dressed like Chairman Mao who uh famously killed upwards to 60 million uh civilians during his communist revolution who Hassan has been on a full uh Mao dick riding tour the past few weeks. Now he's since he went to China especially and now he's dressing like him which again I [snorts] mean he might as well just dress up like an SS officer. They killed less people than out. I I I mean genuinely right. It's absolutely insane to see this white ultra privileged nepo baby

I'm white cosplaying as Mau. Imagine being one of these descendant of the one of the 60 million people murdered and just seeing some dumb [ __ ] white American douchebag out there sing for Mao.

That's crazy. I don't understand. I mean, I got it in China, but yeah, maybe because maybe because I'm Chinese. Maybe that's why. It just looks familiar.

Yeah. I don't know. I didn't like that, man. An entertaining show. It's a really

So glad. I'm so so upset that I missed the stream this year. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. I love you. Had here.

This is what we called crowd work. [ __ ] Is that a uh vibration remote in your pocket or are you just excited to be here?

I'll put it on you later. Hate that. Hate it. [snorts] No place. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.

Dan Clancy joke at the award. Actually, shout out to Cutie Cinderella for this one. She did drop it on him. Dan Clancy is here,

bro. BB No Money's name is on the screen the entire time. Oh no. Oh, so primary sponsor.

Well, it seems like one of three primary sponsors. Yeah, like now you probably have no money after that. Brokeass idiot. Desperate for attention. So desperate for attention to be ingratiated to these Twitch streamers. Just make good music, man. It's funny. You've done all these collabs and still I don't hear anyone talking about you. You [snorts] should focus more on the music and less on the dick riding. He needs to hop off it. Right Nate?

Right, Nate? Nate, thoughts. Hop off it. Nate, no comment. Hopping off it. Do you guys want me to say or the sound? I have no idea what

I don't know what's happening. I don't know. Anyway, I don't know. I just go take

which is really nice because I kind of see Dan as a father figure and just like my real dad he spends way too much time online hitting on my friends.

Now that is actually a good joke. That's a good joke. But I will say this. What was the who's the weirdo that was just likely nodding? Who the [ __ ] was that?

Yeah. I don't know. Was that Dan Clansy's think that was Dan Clansancy? That's him from the past.

I've never Now here's the thing. It's a funny joke. But like the dog electrocuting one, the [snorts] truth underneath is kind of not funny at all, which is that he's hitting on his essential employees.

But I mean, you know, he's the CEO of Twitch. They they they can't do much about that, whereas, you know, the shocking thing.

Well, Amazon could. I You want your the [ __ ] CEO hitting on their clients? No, for sure. For sure. Yeah.

So weird. It's like a very old school Hollywood thing. We're doing the Austin. Hey, this guy's a rapist. Am I right?

Do jokes unironically do jokes like that. Yeah, that's true. But if just I feel it's different when it's like a random actor like, "Hey, this guy's a creep versus like, hey, the guy that owns

Well, they did that with Weinstein all the time. Back then they used to make Weinstein jokes all the time.

But it's like this is a award show dedicated to glorifying Twitch, right? I mean, essentially that's what it is. And the leader of Twitch is a predator.

I mean, like I said, they did it in Hollywood, but it was done to undermine what was happening, right? That's the only reason they made those jokes back then.

Um, it's allergy medicine. You mean to like to diffuse the tension of them being a rapist?

I guess. I I'm saying they did it just to undermine what was happening. Okay. Very good. Thank you, Nate.

I got you, Nate. I know what you're saying. I don't know what you mean. Understood, Nate. I don't know why you're confused.

Yeah, I don't know what Well, undermine what? Undermine what? What Weinstein was doing. I'm saying she's making those jokes that he's a creep to undermine that like, oh, it's goofy.

So, that's what I'm saying is like they they joke about it to make it feel less serious. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Got to get it together, Ethan. Sorry. Anyway, so I learned a lot uh from this. Certainly

very good. Is there like a dress code for it or is everybody's dressed so wildly differently from each other? I feel like it adds to this sort of

There were people in costumes I saw in the background. They were dressed as the Gary Olman from the Fifth Element. So I think you can wear whatever the [ __ ] you want.

I think it was it was probably um they just go formal, but I don't think they care. Now, this guy Jason

[snorts] um this is the guy who popularized and actually we should probably look at it now of Jewish people he calls us wall kissers.

Oh, it was him? Yeah, this is the guy. The wall. Yeah, I was going to say this guy was the best part of the night.

I like and I didn't know that was him. The best. Yeah, I thought he was cool until I started hearing him just being like super racist all the time for no reason. [snorts]

Like why you why, bro? Just chatting streamer goes to Kaisen and the winner is agent extra Emily

and the winner for streamer of the year. I show speed. Okay, that's really funny.

The best just chatting streamer. That is funny. um much like his wall kisser jokes which I'd like to share with you guys. Um [snorts] yeah. Do you have the um

Oh yeah. So here is one example of of my boy Jason here who dude and I I I liked him. I don't know why. What's the deal to you,

bro? Like for no reason. What? What? What did What did I do? Started somewhere and he just doesn't realize that it was kind of

Well, here it is. You be the judge. Eh, I mean, we watch do you, bro? What? You're Jewish now.

No, I'm just showing love. There's multiple. EVERYONE ALWAYS CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, CHAT. NOBODY CELEBRATE Quanza and Hanukkah, bro.

Hanukkah. Wall kissing. Oh, yeah. There we go. Yeah. Cuz you wall kissing. You're good for nothing. wall kissing dirty Jew. [snorts and laughter] Um, I like the energy of the other guy though.

Shut up, dude. Does that make you uncomfortable, Jason? Does a Dre make you that uncomfortable, sir?

So, that's the one one time he called him wall kissing. And that was in response to him saying something about Hanukkah. So it seems pretty directed at the Jewish folks. But there's another one if we can pull that. So I just want just like to know why

one. Why? That was the only No, there's two guy. I think God was going to pull it.

Okay. He's at on his stream. No, there's definitely two. Anyway, look for it. I'll move on.

I think we get it. The wall. We watched it the other day. Wow. [singing and music]

Here it is. Thank you. Uh, here is the other wall kissing moment. Leg was from I did not sell my soul. I would never sell my soul. Um, I'm not a wall kisser. Okay.

The [ __ ] does that mean, bro? That's like also it's like really deep level racism. Like this is like Steven Crowder level of

velvetine rap. I was like I don't I've never heard that before. Is is he talking about politicians who aren't Jewish who go to kiss the ball? Is that what he's referring to?

But then why did he say it about celebration the other day? Well, I missed it. That's why I'm asking. You brought up the same point last time.

He's referring to people that celebrate Hanukkah as wall kissers. You know, I just don't get it, bro. Like, [snorts] do you want me to make like racist jokes about you? I don't think that'd be nice for anybody. I wouldn't do that. Like, what the [ __ ] though? What did I do? You know what I mean? Wall kisser. I never kissed a wall in my life. You could kiss a wall. It's a nice wall. You go there, you put little notes in it. It's great.

Everybody likes the wall. Literally, everybody likes the wall. There's something for everybody there. Truly,

I did not sell my soul. I would never sell my soul. Um, I'm not a wall kisser. Okay.

[ __ ] you, bro. Flying the juice soul. Is that what he's getting now? Yes. Yes.

Not signing anything, bro. Um, the only thing I'm signing is is um, guess what? Now the Zionists are coming for you, bro. Career over. Ruined. Life ruined. If anything ever goes sideways in his career, the Zionist did it. Just remember us wall kissing Jews never forget. Just like the notes we leave in the wall. You leave a little note so you don't ever forget.

Right, Zach? It's just It's just crazy how mainstream anti-semitism is. It's just [ __ ] crazy.

What are you doing? Why are you calling everybody a wall kisser? I've never heard that one, too. But it definitely wall kisser. Let me see what's the origin of that one. Oh, yeah. We looked it up. We did a little

looked it up. It's like a Nick or a Myron Gains thing. Mhm. So, that should give you an um an idea of what where the [ __ ] he's consuming on his off time,

you know? My ignorance. What do you uh And the notes on the wall, is it like a prayer?

You make a wish. Okay. Prayer. Yeah. Leave a message for God, I guess. Gotcha. You know, oh, here it is on live stream fails with zero up votes. Nobody cares. [gasps]

Uh, no. This clip was huge on live stream. Oh, it was. Yeah. Duplicate or something.

Oh, okay. Well, that's nice to know. [snorts] Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm not going to make racist comments about you, Jason. I wouldn't do that. I could say really hurtful things based out your race, but why would I? You know, why would I? And that's all I have to say about that. Where's Ela? Let me call her. Ela,

I would like to sing. Ela, where are you? Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. [clears throat]

Giant [ __ ] No. What is this? Hello. Hey, where you at? We got to do this uh Trisha thing.

All right, I can come over. Yeah, come on over. Waiting for you. All right. All right. Love you. Love you. See you in a bit.

All right. Bye, guys. She's great, guys. Guys. Guys. What is this meant to show me? Uh, town tomorrow. density and

this is from 83 mothers [clears throat] and your mean is now 42.54 whereas lowered. So I'm peaking here and Tom's peing here

and Tom's is 43.27. So it looks like I'm around just above 440 which okay and Tom is looking like he's they guessed our exact age pretty much. Like here's 40 and here's 47. Here's 47 which is right where his valley is. His peak is against our agents, right? Pretty accurate.

Yeah, there were some people that went Yep. Yep. Yep. Checks out. Sorry Tom. This is a youthful, beautiful face that people love. They see the youth. They see the potential. They see the thirst for life in this face. That's right. Hey. Hey. Hey. It's a thirst for life.

Young and beautiful. Hey. Hey. Hey. It's a thirst for life. Look. Young and beautiful.

But it still does just go to show that that's a lot closer to your actual age and that's not that close to Tom's age.

True. He's 47 and his peak is like right here. His peak is his his average is 43.

You but his peak is right here. Girl, his peak is You guys are talking about different things. She's not talking about the average.

Look at Look at his average though, Ethan. Your average Ethan's making the point that the highest single guess was

right. But that's just not how that works. Yeah, it is. It sure it is. But you know what? You're both beautiful.

No, it's too late for that tomorrow. I won't forget. Okay. Thank you for the science though. Appreciate it.

Yeah. With that being said, guys, don't you don't need to keep sending things in the Reddit. I I can't. But thank you for your participation.

Now, what we need to do, and I need the women's approval, so if you guys think it's a bad idea, I'll ask it immediately. But one thing I think would be funny is if we [snorts] can do the same thing, but add Taylor Loren to the chart.

Are you Did you get that idea off the Reddit? Cuz somebody sent that in. True. Nobody wants to hear about her.

Somebody sent that in. There was one person on the Somebody did. There was one person on the Reddit that went out the way to ask their mom. Okay. What about this person?

Why we wait for Ela? Because well, the joke the joke of course is that nobody knows her age and she called herself a young girl.

Yeah, but uh uh we can show the Reddit thing, but no, we're not doing that. Okay. Well, give me the one then and I'll be happy.

Yeah, I will do that. Let's see what one mom thinks about Taylor's. We ain't doing that.

Um stand by. This is a big moment. One mom. One vote. I don't want to bully a woman that may potentially be a cancer patient,

right? She's a Well, she's an organ transplant, organ donor, an organ. She's an organ recipient,

cancer surviving, on chemo, Ebola. I even heard she has Don't believe your eyes,

which is very rare here. Thanks so much for chatting with me. Oh, it got nuked. Okay. L. Oh, we got it. All right, let's This is such a big moment for me. All right, the mom's vote is in. So, I I want I I'll get there. Let's just judge. Let's see how accurate they are. I want you to guess the age of the two people I'm about to show you. Guy one, guy two. One and So, one is 55. Shut up. and two is 53. Horrible person. How about this person? Taylor Loren. Uh 42. That's That's good. I think that's probably about her age, actually.

If I had to guess. So, Taylor, you you you you scored perfectly. Perfectly appropriate. Um this is a really funny Idubbbz uh detail. So, this [snorts] guy Caleb Hammer, you guys know this guy?

I was a big fan at one point. He does this um um financial audit show, which is actually pretty entertaining. [snorts] But um people who need help with their finances come to him and give them everything and he goes through all their [ __ ]

Yeah. And usually they're like horrifically terrible with their finances. And so it's pretty entertaining. And also [snorts] you you

another element to it you're leaving out. Yeah. is that he then proceeds to horribly bully those people.

Oh. Uh, but isn't that part of the stick? It is. Yeah, for sure. I mean, people know what they're signing up for.

I mean, yeah, he's No, but like that is why people like his content is it's him like berating the [ __ ] out of people,

but they need to hear that. I agree with the financial aspect, but also but he also just like insults them.

You got to cut through, man. Okay. Well, you know, I feel Mhm. Yeah. fair holistic about what what his content. Yeah,

I I only know him from doing it to Boogie. He did Boogie's funny, right? Yeah. I think that was when he got on my radar. Yeah.

UM JUST GET THE [ __ ] OUT OF HERE. [screaming] YOU AIN'T WELCOME HERE, [ __ ] SO, um he is talk Well, I'll play it. So, here he is talking about an interaction he had with the items. Why is it fast?

Mhm. Literally, I followed him on Twitch a month or two ago. Followed him on Twitch. That was it. I wasn't even streaming anymore at that point because it was like a month after I was done streaming.

I just followed him on Twitch cuz I just wanted to just track his views because it's very interesting to see how little views he gets. I went the next day because it said he went live. I was blocked.

I was banned and blocked. I never commented. I've never said a word about him. I've never done anything anything involving him,

which is absolutely insane because at one point he was the 12 15 years ago. Is that so funny? He he saw that he subbed and he preemptively banned and blocked which we know is his hallmark. That's what he he said to do to AB. Ban him and block him.

Ban him and block him. Um I mean [snorts] and also it's a testament to how little activity he has.

Yeah. He's looking at every single new follower. Exact. Well, it's a trickle, so it makes sense. And

Oh, you could say that again. Yeah. [clears throat] Ban him. I mean, frankly, I wouldn't even hold it that like he knows what's up. Like, if you're Idubbbz and you are like financially ruined and then the guy whose whole thing is addressing people that are have financially ruined themselves, he knows what's coming.

Yeah, but why block the preemptive block? It's so dumb. It just gives this guy something to goof on him for.

Yeah, for sure. She's a plenty to goof on. We know that. Um, he is a lull cow. Truly. It's crazy to say.

He's at the top of the game. 10 years ago, he was doing really well. And we know,

not even 10 years ago. Oh, I clicked off. But anyway. Oh, no. So, that was just a funny little ding there. Um, Bad Empanada [snorts] is pissed at Hassan because listen, I always say this, you [snorts] know, I love Bad Empanada. He is a [ __ ] lunatic. Um, but he is seems to be more morally consistent than these other leftist grifters. He [snorts] seems principled at the very least.

Okay. He's always crazy. Yeah. Ex. Exactly. He's like a lawful a lawful evil. [snorts]

He has a code. Yeah, he has a code and he follows it for sure. So, he was the only person I've actually ever seen [snorts]

on this allegiance on this faction who was like, "Hold on. Hassan didn't help them at all." So, here's what he said [snorts] regarding Case Trump's GoFundMe for a legal defense against Ethan Klein. In 6 months of litigation, it's highly probable that the most of the money raised is going [snorts] to be spent on legal fees. The settlement stipulates that Ethan Clyde would only receive what's left, which is probably only like 10K, not even enough to cover a tenth of his own legal fees. Your donations [snorts] have ensured that Ethan's attempt to ruin Casey Tron and their family's lives don't actually result in them losing a cent of their own money.

Two, I am able to confirm that Hassan [ __ ] did not I don't know how he's able to confirm, but confirm, but I can tell you for a fact he didn't help Casey Tron. And as far as I can tell, um, as much as I can say right now, he has not reached out or helped the other two in any way at all either. So, Bad Ampan has been doing his own ops. I'm able to confirm that Son [ __ ] did not donate a single scent to any of the three women Ethan Klein is suing, not publicly or privately. Ethan Klein target these women as a proxy for a son. That I take I don't I don't agree with specifically because they do not have the financial means to defend themselves. His intention is not to win this case.

That's totally not true. [snorts and laughter] It's simply to ruin them financially by forcing them to spend hundreds of thousands. If you think my intention is to ruin them financially, well, let's see what happens with this denim ones. See if I settle it. [snorts] Hassan has the means to defend himself easily so Ethan dares not touch him. No, I would absolut. I don't have a reason to sue Hassan. I don't do frivolous lawsuits, right? [snorts] Um his use of the video was completely different than theirs. Why are we pretending it wasn't right? Given this context, it's indefensible that [ __ ] did not even help these women at all. He makes upward to $10 million a year, holds many millions in assets, and likely has substantial passive income from business ventures and investments.

Helping these women would have been nothing for him, but would have meant the world to them. It speaks volumes that he not only did not donate any of his money, but did not even run any fundraising uh streams for them. [snorts] before Siker claims on his stream that if he donated to them, it would be in private. While he didn't outright say it, he nonetheless heavily implies that he would be helping them financially behind the scenes. [snorts] And he's just oh so humble and didn't want to brag about it. That's the message that many people took from it.

That is not the only time [ __ ] has made these implications. On other occasions, he's also implied that he privately donates to left-wing orgs and charities and that no one will ever know about it because he doesn't do it for clout. Given that he did not actually do so in this case, his supposed private financial support for these cause causes should also be questioned. I No, I agree. I don't think Hassan's donating [ __ ] jack [ __ ] in private. He's a greedy scumbag. He [ __ ] loves his money. He's not giving it to anybody.

It's absolutely not true that Hassan [ __ ] could get in legal trouble or cause the defendants legal trouble if he donated. And that is 100% true [snorts] as well. There are no laws civil or criminal against covering others legal fees unless they are designated terrorist or sanctioned which is obviously not. That's true of the three of them. Yeah. This talking point was basisly invented by Assan super fans as a roundabout way to rationalize his greed. So I will say that

[snorts] um I mean in this he's obviously lying about me a lot but [snorts] he's also calling out his son rightfully so. I think I listen the reason I had uh I was happy that was included is because it's so stark to learn that he did not do anything and people should expect more of him. That's all. Hi. How are you?

Hi. Hello. Feeling good? Yeah. Getting some work done next door. Yeah. Pretty fresh. Thank you, Dan. Thank you.

Yeah. Give it up. It's all right. It's all right. Yeah. We love it. We love it.

I know. I know. I know. It's okay. Um, so let's Okay. Somebody Somebody do something.

I got you. So, um, I'm hopping over to the Trisha reality show. Um, and we have a few highlights. Then we'll just watch it and you can translate it for us. But I'm I'm going to do something that yall are not going to like. I got to go to the bathroom again.

No way. Are you 16 after that grand entrance? You just leave me like that. It's allergy medicine.

What is I He's Don't Don't What is Dan? Can you throw up uh what I sent [clears throat] the post of the year for me? I I feel like I need to share that and I know you guys will get a kick out of it, too. I'm going to frame this. I'm going to frame this.

Oh my god. That's post of the year for me, baby. Look at Al, man. I mean, they just just giving thumbs up.

Z sent this to me before the show at Grats Respond. Hell yeah. God, they look like [ __ ]

What is happening? Is that why you're so amused by it? Look at Al. Is it cuz Al just looks

He's just like crap. Yeah. It looks like he wandered into that room. I just I love the thumbs up. It's like It's not even like a full thumb. It's like a half like, "Hey, quick."

Oh, wow. Be nice to him, Zach. He's a new father, bro. Come on. At 83. How old are you guys like?

What? Bullying fathers again, are we? Yeah. All right. Young fathers, are we all seen to uh are we all keen to see Idubbbz win LOL LC cow of the year on Wednesday during I I don't there's some LCA awards. I I don't know what this acronym is. Um I don't know anything about what you're talking about, but he's got to be a contender, right? Who Who is he up against?

Oh, he's going to win. Yeah. I mean, but what Yeah, I thought that the streaming award just happened. So,

yeah, this is for something else. I had two two H4s. Is it actually for LOL? Uh, I'm checking. Are they doing

Maybe maybe the Low's doing LOL has been really quiet since I won that one v one.

That's kind of true. I think you ended the show, bro. Yeah. Wash my hands. My dick's immaculous.

Okay, we have we have somebody from Israel. pre-apologizing for what we're all about to witness.

You don't have to do that. They say our TV is generally good, just not our reality shows. Well, the thing is I want to worry about bad reality show like

reality kind of is in its own dimension. Like a bad reality show could be perceived that could be a good thing.

You know what I mean? Mhm. It's like we think of like um 90day Fiance. Yeah. like 90day or or going or or like the old ones like uh Rock of Love or whatever.

You know, they're bad, but they're also like that's what makes them so entertaining. So,

I guess we'll see. I think let's go in expecting it to be bad bad like bad the bad kind of bad.

Oh, okay. I I would just say skipping through it, it seems like every shot has an Israeli flag in it somehow. Like it almost seems like almost parody. Like someone was trying to make fun of a show that was like pro Israel. It's It's crazy.

Oh, we have a TF question for Ela. Will there be another TF water bottle release at any point? I unfortunately missed the last release. It was a gorgeous bottle design.

Oh, thank you. Um I don't have one planned yet, but maybe maybe anything can happen in the future.

Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Uh, was that in the top 32, Dan? Gorgeous. Was that in there?

It was top 10, I think. Yeah, top 10. Okay, good. Maybe even top five. It was like shocking how many of us gorgeous.

That may be my favorite, actually. No, I really like Gorgeous, too. I think it's just cuz it it was earlier in the year, it's kind of fallen out of

out of use, but hearing it again now, it it's a great sound. Yeah, I mean, it it made me happy. I've heard a lot of people here in the office say it's their favorite and whatnot.

I don't know if I remember, but Ethan might have said that, too. I don't remember. All right, go.

Who's ready? Gorgeous. Gorgeous. We're ready. We're We're setting our expectations at the floor.

This is episode one. What's the show called? The Americans, I believe, but in Hebrew. So, whatever. How would you say that?

You would say um Well, let me see it. America. So I Yeah, I can't tell if they mentioned Trisha in this intro, but if we want to set the tone, we can watch a little bit of this.

Let's Let's do it. And channel 13, that's a big channel. I haven't been in Israel in so long.

Okay. I think I think channels have changed. People in the chat the other day said it was fairly big. Dan

said that. People in chat said it was fairly big. He believes He belongs. This is some pretty scraping in the bottom of the barrel. Reality ass TV right here, boy. They're trying to do like a Beverly housewives for Israel.

Right. Right. It's like um they may have left Israel, but Israel never left their heart.

That's what it says. Yeah. Got it. This is so funny. This is so funny. This is Trisha and Moses, guys. Remember the anti-ionist hero?

Oh my god. This is so [ __ ] funny. Look at this. Oh, this says they are they're fighting here for the good name of Israel.

This is your This is your girl. Hey, Trisha stands. This is your people. No, she's changed, Ethan. She's changed.

Oh, I'm sure. That's why Mo You know what these balloons remind me of? Hassan in a or not Hassan. This reminds me of Moses in an attack helicopter. He flew just as gracefully during the war.

Brutal. That's a good point. This is what people think we do on our show every time.

I love Israel. Israel. My heart. Israel lives in my heart forever. Israel. What they were chanting in the beginning.

Israel. Israel. Um they they don't they're saying they shot this before the war and and she's saying

oh they're talking about it now. Little did we know how much this would become um like a big point.

Let me go back and you tell me when to pause. Okay. So because um she was saying in the beginning like in the before that shot she was saying these people are they are here to fight for the good name of Israel.

Yeah. And then she's saying but we shot this before the war so we didn't know how much this would be meaningful today.

Being like audience understand this fight is more important than ever especially now.

And that's Moses by the way. And also we found out that Trisha's sister is in it on alert as well. Okay. So, so she's saying uh well, they're saying at first uh we didn't know how much the this wave of anti-semitism is going to be so big. And then she says, um we also didn't know that it would affect us. No, not only from the outside, but also from the inside.

They're setting it up. So, here they all now. Now, here's a Oh, is this Moses with their daughter blurred? And I think Trisha Trisha's here. They blurred her ass out right here.

But why Moses? Why is he still there? Oh, what's the issue? So, she says, "So, who flipped on us?" We will get to that shortly.

Oh, so they're setting her up like she's the villain. Yeah. Yeah. They're doing a little clickbait.

This is Trisha's house. Yeah, that's her house. We got to watch that again. We got to watch that again. That's her backyard. I've been there many times.

Damn, those people love Israel, bro. That's her house right there. Oh my god. Could this be the explanation for the giant Israeli flag in front of there?

Yes. No, it's not. It's not because they tagged travel Israel. Like it was a campaign with Israel Touris additional. I didn't I thought when the show came out I thought oh it must have been part of the show.

Yeah. So this is that's also their house. Look at this guy. Not at all. This one annoying.

It's so cringe. They're Middle Eastern. Like there are Arab women just like that too who are like very much like

Bro, I keep trying to tell everyone they're the same. Yeah. Where is the same [ __ ] and the Arabs? Sig.

No. Sigal. That's a name. Not now, man. That would be a crazy reality show. They just threw one in there.

Listen. name. They got some funny name. That's crazy. They crazy. Dudy. Dudy is a popular name.

Dudy. Dudy. Dudy. Dudy. Dudy. Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Yeah. Dudy and dudoo. Dudu. Dudy. Oh, wait. What was that? Jordan. Dudy. Yeah, that's the name. That's the name.

And apparently Sigile, which is crazy. Oh, sigile. [clears throat] Yeah, I think we got enough of this. We got enough of this.

He's going to read the subies. It's out It's out of context. I don't know what they're what it is about.

All right, so we get the idea. Yeah, it's just We're gearing up for a big lunch.

Yeah. I love how much they love Israel, though. Shout out. Now, here's some of the Trisha moments caught on camera. Take a look at her beautiful uh blurred out face. This is funny. I love this America.

But it's like you have to be so crazy to be in this before October 7. You have to be crazy.

She is absolutely nuts. She's super into this stuff. That's the thing. Yeah. Yeah. [snorts] Yeah, you're Gandhi Ethan. Look at this [ __ ] dork ass [ __ ]

Nobody likes you, Moses. Everybody calls you a phony. Here comes Moses. They're saying he's walking so gently.

Yeah. Okay. Don't let that fool you. Oh boy. Moshe. Mo. It's sort of saying Moshe.

Okay. Cuz he he he introduces himself as Moses. Now when we all we speak Hebrew, we're Israeli. You mean Moshe?

Moses. No Moses. They're like, "Cut the crap." Moses. Okay. So Moshe. And he's like, "No, Moses." Does he say Kazb? Is that a Israeli word or a Hebrew word?

Kazb. No. Okay. Cuz I know there's some crossover in Arabic. Kazb means liar. I thought he said

there is a lot of crossover. Yeah, a lot. He's saying he's a little shy. She's saying he's suspicious and he says he's curious or

I'm confused. Did he used to when you guys lived in Israel, did he go by Moshe?

Well, yes. And and Shiko, which is like a short nickname for Moshe. Yeah. But so, but now it's just not the vibe.

Telling a bunch of Israelis that your name is Moses and they're like, "Oh, Moshe, nice to meet you." And he's like, "No Moses."

It's a little odd. Okay. Yeah. And they've sensed that. They're like, "Yeah, right off the right off the cut." They're like,

you can tell from this is classic reality TV 101. The music that they're using with literally a goofball. You know what I mean?

Yep. Oh, no. I was just Well, look what you're wearing, brother. Look what you're driving. He said he said it's time to roar. So are they [clears throat]

So she's saying he's an artist. Not famous for his art. She didn't say he's famous.

Exactly. She just said he's an artist. He's um he [snorts] has a good amount of following. Something like that. Like a little bit of following.

Yeah. Okay. Fairish. And now she says, "And look who he's married to." Trisha Pis. They said the name. Say what? Oh, it looked like a Who's that Pokemon screen? True. Who's that Pokemon? Okay. He says she loves Israel so much that it's crazy. That's what he said.

You can say that again one [clears throat] more time for all her fans watching.

Look at his face. He's like, "It's crazy." He's like, "It's weird, you guys. It's weird." And he's saying all of this is because of her.

All this what? All of this is because of her. As in like why I'm here. We're part of the show. This is all her.

Yeah. Well, I think that's probably half true. I think Moses likes it. I mean, he didn't cut his face.

Is it? Here we go. Okay. He's like, "Okay." I just I can't get over the fact that like they tried so hard to get in this show [snorts] and this was such a big deal for them probably to be a part of this and now it's just like as it's coming out the biggest liability ever. It's so funny. It's so funny.

Wow. Wait, wait. Go back. Okay, you did go back. Okay. Wait, that's funny. Wait, go back. Wow. Wow. He says because of her, I have a stronger connection to to the country. She reawakened some Zionist uh beast within. The sleeping Zionist dragon within hidden power.

Isn't this great? It's so great. Okay, here this one. So, this guy says, "Hold on. It's Moses or Moshe."

And he says, "Moses Hackman with the the thickest like English accent." Cuz also you wouldn't say Hackman, it's Hakm.

Yeah, Hakm. You're on the Yeah, he's on the wrong show to be trying to flex his name in English.

Okay, so this guy is saying my personal opinion about this guy Moses is that you can't all of a sudden have this crazy American accent. He's like he's he's like

he doesn't have an American accent. I'm reading him and something is off about this guy.

Yeah, dude. Dude, they pegged his ass on second. They're like, "This dude is [ __ ] weird.

This show is all about Israeli pride. What the [ __ ] are you doing, bro?" No. And they're just trying to pretend like it's nothing happened.

Okay. If they can't see my face, it doesn't matter. God, own it. Own it. Right.

Hackman. Hackman. Bro, ain't no way to Nobody reading that name. Hackman. No. Jean. Like Jean Hackman. You know,

right? But he's not Jean Hackman. This guy. This guy clocked it. He says, um, he's Moshe Hakm cuz it's like he's saying it with like the Israeli accent like you're not bullshitting us. You're Moshe Hakm and you're probably which is what we are. It's like from Libya.

Yeah. Right. And he's like, "No, I'm uh Moses Hackman from Westlake Village." You said that?

Yeah. Bro, what are you doing? What? What a douchebag. The hell village. If you know,

what are you doing? He is the biggest [ __ ] square ass loer weirdo. These people peg his ass immediately for the disingenuous,

shallow, phony baloney he is. Bro, how you even get mad at us doing this? You're on a reality show. This is what you

This is what you wanted. Yeah, this is what you wanted. You're famous. Or should I Moses Hackman?

Moses Hackman. West from Westlake Village. Westlake Village. Do they live in Lewigville? I thought they live in Thousand Oaks.

Is um I don't know if it's cuz I feel I wonder if he's um they're right next to each other.

I think it could be like village cuz it sounds fancier. Maybe he totally would, but it could be also. It could be that it is. So, this guy is saying um he's like he's part of the Buffalo group, but he wants to run out and be a and be a Bambi.

The [ __ ] does that and I don't know. He's like like a deer. He's ashamed. He's talking about Moses.

His analogy is that he's ashamed of us. Yeah. He's ashamed of us. He's like, "No, I'm this deer." And I And he he's like, "You can try to be them. You can try to be one of them, but you're not fooling anybody." Basically, is what he's saying. People like, "See, Moses doesn't even like it." Why is he on it then?

Why is he on it? The more we're seeing, the stranger it is that they're not just cut out entirely.

Yeah, I agree. You know, I think they wanted to, but from the little I've seen, I don't think they could. The show would work.

Like, they would ruin the whole [ __ ] show. That would have been a nightmare for the producers. I'm sure

have all of the They're probably in all of the scenes, but they already blurred her.

Patricia, but not him. Just seems bizarre. Yeah, they could have blurred him. I think he I think he wanted to be in it,

I think. Maybe. And then at the end of the day, she her sister's also not blurred. It's like, well,

wait, what? That's what somebody said. I haven't seen it yet. Her face isn't blurred.

I saw something on the right of her sister. I guess she's a lot less of a public figure.

[snorts] But if they're No, but my point is if they're such like ardent [ __ ] anti-Zionists or whatever they want their fans to think,

right? Then you're not your sister ain't putting her face on it either. You know what I mean?

Bro, that jacket is [ __ ] Oh my god. Wow. You all look so good. You're saying they walked in like they like it's independence parade in uh in Tel Aviv.

So even too nationalistic for them a little heavy. This guy's like they're coming off strong, you guys.

That's funny, you guys. That is so funny. They these guys are so nationalistic. They even spooked these other their co-stars. They're like creepy.

The princess. Look at the princess. Look at Cuz look, everybody else is dressed normal. Like they're dressed fancy, normal, and they're wearing like blue and white like the flag

shows up like a freaking Vegas cheap like a costume. Yeah. Wayne Newton. I don't know if you saw her sister was on the stairs walking up with them.

Oh, no I didn't. The princess. Look at the princess. It was a little bit before.

Wait. Oh, [ __ ] Before. Yeah. Right there. Yeah. Blur, right? That 5%. Is she wearing blue? Team player right there.

You could They didn't blur Trisha here either. Look. Uh, excuse me, producers. I can see. Wait, is that her mom?

Yes, that's her mom, too. That's her mom and her sister. Yeah. And her sister is wearing blue. Wow, you all look so good.

This is so He's not buying it. I don't speak a word of Hebrew and like just from energy, you can tell this guy does not [ __ ] with them at all.

Yeah, he's not buying it. Yeah. The princess. Look at the princess. Look at him.

Oh my god. Israelis are no [ __ ] No, they're very straightforward people. You know what I mean? And Moses is a phony.

Wow. It's like everywhere. Yeah. Just the appetizers with the flags in it. The food.

It's everywhere. I've never seen more flags ever in my life. This is the most patriot patriotic show ever made.

Look at the background. Like a bar mitzvah, dude. Yeah, dude. Every day's a bar mitzvah on this show. What's going on? on the menu.

Now it's tell they have Israeli flags for the own Israeli flag. Holy [ __ ] bro.

That's so funny. So you look like a like a cursed Oliver tree. That guy that was just on the screen

and he missed it. That guy. Okay. DJ. So, you're fast forwarding this, maybe? Yeah. There was a fan that uh

Oh, some amaz blurred. Yeah. She's like all pink in a lot of these. It's the pink stuff. [snorts]

Who's that? So this is a Moses only scene. God, his outfits are so bad. Oh god, what is that?

She said behind behind every Moses Hackman there is a Mosha Hakman that is want to be free.

Damn, even the narrators are clowning on him. Dude, please let that be like a throughine narrative. Like there's

that will be I can't I know I've seen enough reality show being set up as the clown of the show% there's a character arc that he become he embraces his his by the end he'll be softapable. Yeah.

Oh this is great. This couldn't be better honestly. The whole show is them [ __ ] on Moses.

He says I connected to Moses because he's hiding his connection to Israel. That's great. Oh, that thing is strong. from Africa.

He's so he's saying um this is amazing. This is so amazing. He's telling him you're from Tripoli, right? And was like, yeah, he says I'm I'm also I'm Tunisia, which is like kind of like the same that Tunisai, they're from Libya and um Tripoli. And um and he's saying, you know, when my uh grandma if I if I would get sick, my grandma would rub um arak on my stomach, which is something I I've seen uh older people do also.

Yeah. And um and he's saying, "Do you remember that?" Uh and Moses is like, "Yeah, I remember that." And he's saying, "Yeah, no, I'm I'm going to I'm going to bring you back to who you are. I'm going to I'm going to draw you back to it."

Too late for that. He's gone, my friend. Wow. And here I can already see in the subtitles Moses is like, "No, it's not like you need to bring me back

here. Let's You're lost. I have to I have to I'm sorry. I have to leave early cuz I have a dentist appointment and I'm so [ __ ] mad, but I'm be listening over my I'm going to be watching on my phone.

We can end it." And we are at 320. You need to be here for this. Why don't we just pick it up where we left off tomorrow? We're halfway through.

The whole audience will [ __ ] hate me. I don't want to deny them. I don't think

but we are we are pretty much out of time. So why don't we pick it up tomorrow?

Continue tomorrow. We're doing shows every day this week. That's what I'm saying.

Let's end the show every day on this a little bit. A little check in. We'll start tomorrow right from the right from the place we left off.

Yeah. Although the title is the Trisha Stuff. We only got We'll do a part two tomorrow, but people will expect it tomorrow, you know. Um, if we're going to do that real quick, let me just thank some of these last super chatters that uh

Please do donating. People are going to be so angry. You're going to be so angry at me.

It's not your fault. We're out of time. I'm canceling I'm canceling the appointment.

It's your fault for not brushing your fault. We're out of time. We're out of time.

You got to brush. Let's see. Uh, it's allergy medicine. Please make sure Ethan hears this. This is a donation from Brian. Uh there is a rival band against boy throbb

Epstein's Angels. No. Uh called Shadow Baddies. He has to see this guys. So I think we watched it.

Shadow Baddies. I think we might. Shadow Batties. Pulled it up. Yeah, maybe I missed that.

Well, let's look into it tomorrow. The name is not as good. I will already say.

Uh let's see. Uh vegan pizza dad. I've never commented before, but Paulo Costa, third row, second on the right, I'm assuming earlier while we were watching the show, is Brazilian but a practicing Jew. Would love for Ethan and him to have a conversation. Oh, interesting.

Cuz you're Brazilian. No, this this person is Brazilian. They want to talk to me cuz they're Brazilian. No, the the chatter may be Brazilian, may not be, but they're saying one of the people on this reality show Yeah.

I guess is famous. Their name Paulo Costa Costa. Oh, they're famous Brazilian. Brazilian, but they're they're a Jewish Brazilian.

Oh, interesting. Got it. Um, I'll get into it. Thank you. Ve vegan pizza dad. Uh, let's see what else we got.

Ela is a beautiful goddess. Oh my goodness. My birthday is also December 12th and is my 31st birthday. My boyfriend got me the Teddy Glow collection.

I can't wait to open it. I hope the whole crew has a great break. Thank you so much. Happy birthday.

Thank you so much. And happy birthday almost. And thank you for your support. I love

the best birthday. Only the best people. 1212. And let me real quick go up to the top here and get some of the early show ones I missed. Here we go. Uh, we got the $100 from Stalente. Uh, just shouting Guante. Thank you again. Uh, hey, hello. Sup from Tim Blair. Sup? Uh, Shreks Expert. Did y'all see Hassan rocking the Dr. Evil fit at the Streamer Awards? Well, we already talked about that. And yeah, I do think it was supposed to be a Mau outfit, but it is true. It also looks exactly like what Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil is dressed like Mau. Uh, well, he's actually dressed like Bloffield from uh from uh James Bond

who's dressed like Mal. I You're probably right that it probably that look it's iconic. It's like a SS officer outfit. You know what it is. I got you.

M's on first. Uh M's on first. M's on first. Jessica James, Dan, it's my 31st birthday today. Uh the crew and AB streams have got me through the year. Can I get a Hey Girly and a soundbite of Zach's choice? I will cry. Oh, dealer's choice.

You don't have to cry here. Show Ethan. Thanks for having me. You're so welcome.

Disgusting. Uh, it's going to be a birthday over the break. Can I get a happy birthday now? That's from uh Castro uh with a dollar sign. Castro.

That's like BB No Money's um arch nemesis. That's not Yeah, right. Exactly. Well, happy birthday. I [ __ ] with Castro.

Castro. Uh, I am in the worst. This is a $50 donation from Adeline. I'm in the worst finals week of my life right now. It's over. It's almost over. Don't worry. You got this, Adeline. Uh, and I have been watching the show while studying, sending love for providing some laughs. Y'all are the best.

Just remember, it'll all you got to do is just wait. Time moves. Mhm. And it'll be over soon. I had so many moments. Well, that's not the only thing you have to do. You also have to study.

Well, well, either way, it'll be resolved one way or the other. That's true, right? Well, I have so many memories in college of like impending doom.

Oh, the worst feeling in the world. Oh, I have some very interesting intel for you guys for the poker game. JWow,

the Jersey Shore girl. You weren't here earlier, but one of the people at the poker tournament is one of the Jersey Shore people. Um, Jay Wow is awesome. She has an autistic son, is on the board of an autism foundation called Culture City. Genuinely good person.

That's from Katrina. So, that's that's nice to hear. Yeah, that autism tomorrow.

Uh, Taylor FX is asking for a traffic report. I don't think I have time right now, like for real. Uh, for Seattle to Bellingham, Washington. Um, but they are proair airbrush artist/scenic artist working out of town this week. W Dan. How cool.

W Dan, professional airbrush artist. Nice. Uh, I'm sure the traffic is fine between Just Just go for it. That's That's your quick traffic report. Uh, user said, "I went to Haiti twice. It was my favorite spot ever." Yeah, apparently I was totally wrong about that. I do wonder if all the people that were saying they went to a cruise to Haiti if it was a while ago because I know in the last few years it's gotten pretty bad in Haiti like the political p uh situation it's it's pretty anarctic uh down there but hopefully that's kind of down there would you say

cuz it does seem like a beautiful island. Uh well thank you user and uh happy birthday Ela. Oh I got I got that one. Okay, I think we're good.

Um, well, very good. Well, thanks for watching everybody. Happy Monday to you. We'll be back tomorrow to continue the fun. Tuesday, we're back. Wednesday, we're back. Thursday, we're gone. Friday, we are back. Remember, remember good times are coming, my friends.

And with that being said, have a blessed evening. We'll see youall tomorrow. Thank you. Last Christmas I gave you my heart. But the very next day you gave it away. This dear to save me from tears. I'll give it to someone special one and one shy. I keep

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "I Have To Talk About This."?

Ethan Klein (Host), Dan (Guest), AB (Guest), Ela (Guest).

What is "I Have To Talk About This." about?

The main topic revolves around a lively discussion filled with festive spirit as the hosts share updates on their streaming schedule, sponsorships, and upcoming events, including a poker night featuring various celebrity participants. The atmosphere is upbeat and interactive, focusing on engaging with their audience while maintaining a lighthearted and humorous tone.

What is mentioned in this H3 Podcast episode?

20 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Outdoor Tom, Elvis Dan, Teddy Fresh, Lena, Harley, Idris Ela. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "I Have To Talk About This."?

The episode runs 3 h 27 min; the transcript is about 37,504 words in 1192 timestamped sections.

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