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Handsome records a song!

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Handsome records a song!", an episode of Handsome Podcast published December 31, 2025 (35 min, about 6,538 words). It mentions 5 people, works and ideas, including Sister Act, Boys II Men, Star Trek, Leonard Cohen, Napoleon Bonaparte.

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  1. – 5:00: Sister Act, Star Trek
  2. – 10:00: Leonard Cohen, Sister Act

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Cheers. Cheers. Well, well, well. Welcome to a very special occasion. An extra episode,

an extra of the handsome pond on a Wednesday. On a on hump day. On hump day. Marie, take Marie. It's a holiday miracle.

Guys, this is why we have to be really careful what we say on the pod because sometimes it comes to life. It becomes real. Yeah.

And that's what's happened today. I'm really pumped. Um I feel like we're finally like taking something off the list in a way.

We are t very much ticking something off the list. We said we wanted to start a handsome band.

Yes. A handsome band. Do a song on a Wednesday. We said we wanted to start a band on a Wednesday.

Very much on a Wednesday. New Year's Eve. On New Year's Eve, no less. That is very specific.

Starting the new ending the new uh ending the ending the year. We know what you mean.

We know what you mean. starting a new year and checking something off the list.

Our friends at Squarespace heard this and they've now kind of um our very good friends,

our very very close friends. We love our friends at Squarespace. They've now coralled us into actually producing a song.

Yeah. They said if you guys make a song, Yeah. you can build a website on Squarespace that will host this song for people to listen to.

What's the point of making a song if you're not going to try to get the people on board? also did specify it has to be the greatest song ever written and recorded

a lovely holiday song too. Yeah, they wanted a holiday classic. Yeah. Which is a deliver Mariah Carey. Allah and I feel like

George Michael. I feel like we're going to be able to create something pretty magical.

Not a doubt in my mind. No, no. We all walted in here today like, "All right, let's get this done."

First of all, we learned to waltz. We did learn to waltz and and and we walt in here actually walter.

I am too. Actually, we did it on Star Trek. You did walted on Star Trek season two. Just hold on to your ponties.

Maybe you and I can waltz sometime. Hey, fortune. What about me? And you too. Is there a threeperson waltz?

Oh my god. Why isn't there any threeperson ballroom dance where you have your arms like this?

Ruffles are popping up left and right. left and right and center, I guess. Okay. Well, that's also on the list.

Okay. So, we're going to have to today write a song. We're going to have to come up with a Holly Bulbs holiday song.

Yeah. You have any ideas? Do you like singing, Tig? I love it. You do? I'm one of the best out there.

Why are you laughing? Like I've heard you say before, I don't know. That you don't like singing.

Well, things change. Wow. You You found your voice. I did. I found my voice. I've been working. I've been waltzing. I've been singing, you know.

Oh my god. Feel like we are a triple threat here because we all bring something different to the table

in every category of life. All of them. I mean, May, you are a musician. Mhm. And the number one person on Star Meter.

Yeah. I've been tracking you still. You've been paying bots to keep voting me up, right? I'm keeping the bots.

I sing at church. We all know this. Every Sunday. And by the way, can you imagine if that's

what I did every I would not be that shocked. My mom would love it, but I don't.

Do you love the movie Sister Act? Oh, of course. Like that's You got to make a sequel.

But do you like Sister Act one or two better? Two is like very close to my heart.

I think two. That might be one of the That's where we filmed Lauren Hill. Do you like Sister Act 3?

Is there a third one? I don't know. I was just wondering if you did. I think there's a third one.

There's got to be. But that movie was very instrumental in my high school years.

Sister Act Threesome. Sister Act Threesome. I don't know the words. Wait, are you hearing my new Sister Act Threesome?

It's a nun musical. Nuns hook up. Yeah. Yeah. Really? This sounds dirty. Yeah. Well, anyway,

look who's being dirty today. I know. Oh, well it's New Year's Eve this one. Well, I'm turning over a new leaf.

Tig Marie. And the underside is filthy. It is absolutely filthy. Tigar is the dirty bird on New Year's Eve.

Dirty bird gets the worm. I guess so. Worm. Yeah. Well, if we are going to create this song, which I have,

which we are. We are going to do this. I have all the faith in the world. That's why I got up, took a shower, and headed over here.

Well, I'm so glad you smelled so good fresh. Yeah. I couldn't sleep last night. I was too excited. Do you guys remember that I asked you what your holiday wishes are?

I did. I remember that. Well, I feel like that's what we should base the song around.

My holiday wish has already come true cuz it's just to sing with my dear friends and

to spend New Year's Eve. Can I get with my angels? Remember that time where when May was like, I want if I could like make time

if I could freeze time. All I want to do is hang out with you. I think I need to stopped us in our tracks. Actually, we stared at you like

I need to write like a Brian Adams style song that's like if I could stop time and it's about you guys.

It felt like the moment in a relationship of mine years ago when the girl I was dating said, "What are we going to do for Thanksgiving?" And I thought, "Oh, wow. She thinks we're going to be together."

Yeah. For Thanksgiving. Oh, brutal. You know, I feel like it was like early enough in the pod that you knew me pretty well, but maybe you didn't know where I stood in terms of like how I felt about you guys. And you didn't know where we stood and how we felt, you know, find out you were going. I would never

Well, cowboy, you know, we adore you. We do adore you. I feel supported. I feel loved.

And when we walk into the same room together, it's a giddy love fest. Let's be honest.

It's a giddy love fest. Please, fortune. Do you like Don't we love Tig's little

Yeah. Look at I love a See, I've got real hairy legs at the moment because I'm trying to see what

legs over here. Little tiny legs. Beautiful. Smooth tiny legs. They're just legs.

They're little. Well, you know what? You They're like hanging off the couch. I love it.

Well, it's really good. That is delightful. They do actually They don't actually reach the ground.

No. Now scoots back like this. Yeah. This Okay, I got us off track. Holiday wishes right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Holiday wish. There's so many holiday wishes. We could all We could build it into the song.

Yeah. everyone can think about what their wishes might be. Yeah, I like that. I I want our song to be very positive and upbeat because I feel like, you know, there were some ups and downs this last year.

I was thinking of kind of a Leonard Cohen style. Super. We're keeping it positive going into this new year.

Do you think this is symbolic of anything? Yeah, that's a message. Wow. About the bottom falling off this pod.

Um, okay. Well, I think we should get all of our unique styles into it. I think Okay, here's my idea.

Isn't it so fun to be unique? Just to be ourselves. Just to be ourselves. Isn't it a great thing?

I think it's amazing. It's so good to be unique. Unique New York. Here's what I think. I think we should all have our own verse.

Yeah. Okay. In any style you want. Okay. And then obviously some sort of chorus. I'm shy.

You're not. I am nervous to music. Really? Just Yeah. It's scary singing in front of people.

Yeah. Do you like um karaoke in general? Love. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Oh my god. So fun. Do you like it?

No. But I bet you Oh, wait. You do shoup. Sh. I do. Do you know all the lyrics to

Oh, no. I rap. Oh, you rap. I do Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. Oh, that's right. I'll do burning down the house where when he's like

360° burning down the house. Yeah. Okay. My house. Like I can sing that. I mean, I wouldn't tell David Burn that I said I can sing that, but I do sing it.

I think we can find a way to bring your unique style because that's what we have to remember is we're all unique.

We're very unique. Yeah. They're so unique and it's special to be unique. Yeah. Not everyone is.

No. No. Actually, are they? They are. They are. They are. We take that back. We take that back.

We take it back. Everyone's got their own fingerprint. Yeah. Yeah. That's unique.

I had to get my fingerprints done recently. I'm applying for my arrest. I got booked.

All right. Well, it could go either way with you. Trying to get uh citizenship or uh

prison. But um but that's what's unique about you. That's what's unique about me. It was cool seeing my little my fingerprints. I had to go into a notary cuz I'm applying for my green card. And then the it was very intimate. He put on rubber gloves. I guess this doesn't sound intimate actually.

What did he do? What's in what is intimacy? Where did the rubber gloves go? Yeah. He put on a rubber glove.

You sure he followed protocol? And then he like took my hand and he gently hold it held it and he rolled my finger in the ink and then he rolled it on the page. But he was in a terrible mood. He was like annoyed that I even came in there. But

we don't like that. Did you ask him what was up? I should have said, "Hey, man."

Did you Did you ask him what his holiday wishes were? That's what I should have asked him.

Way to bring it back into um This is what I do. It's like you've been in the biz for a while.

The biz. Yeah. How are your voices warmed up? [clears throat] Hey, girl. Oh, I you know I'm single so I'm trying to find a a wife and so maybe

that's part of your holiday. Why not a husband or a husband? But let's be honest.

I think you're going to I think M end up with a lady. I think it would have to be such a special man.

It would have to be a dainty man. Not necessarily, but just very emotionally. I think you're going to end up with a a lady. My opinion.

Listen, what I think I think you are too. I think you are too. Yeah. To be honest. Okay,

that's where I see things going for you. Maybe we could build into the song like kind of I can try to romance the audience if anyone's listening. They can

Oh, like a little Boys to Men actually. Okay. Yeah. Boys to Men. They were so good.

They They're still So I think they still perform. Of course. Well, when I stop listening then groups and bands are done.

Actually, when you leave a room, everything evaporates behind Speaking of karaoke, uh, a couple years ago, for uh, Joe Koy's birthday.

Yeah. When he and Chelsea were together, she threw him a big Chelsea Clinton. Chelsea

Handler. She threw him a big birthday weekend and we went to a bar that had like a sort of band live band karaoke.

Oh, I like that. And uh, two of the guys from Boys to Men were there. No way. And we're singing.

So, why didn't you call me? It was, you know, I love them. It was so cool. I didn't stop listening to Boys to Men until like a year ago.

They're amazing. And did they sing their own songs? Um, I guess I can't remember. But And then they also sang Joe Happy Birthday and it was very soulful and sexy.

When a boy band sings Happy Birthday or like an ac capella boy band happy birthday is something that pops up a lot of

Do you say ac cappella? Acappella. Yeah. Ac capella. Yeah. You say ac capella. Yeah, like pasta.

Yeah, but we you say pasta. We've discovered that the Canadians do it differently.

Capella. I would say do it wrong. Wow. How dare you? But wait, isn't okay. English is called English because it came from the English.

You're and then isn't Canadian like closer to English? We don't know. Anyway, I think here's what I think.

Acappella. We're going to take a minute. Go each write our own verse and let's come back. Bring it. Bring what you got. Let's just do it.

Yeah, let's just do this. Let's just do it, guys. Let's stop not doing it. Let's start doing it.

We're about to make the best holiday wishes song ever. Yeah. All right. On three. Go. Handsome. One. Two. Go.

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All right, we wrote the song. We're ready to go. We did. We are. Oh, someone's ready to record. Whoa. Okay.

I've done this. I've been in a studio before. You're like the George Martin of the group.

For sure. If not the Teddy Templeman. Who's Teddy Temple? I don't know. I produce Van Halen. I love it.

Okay. Um All right. I'm excited to dig in. I think we should just go for it. All right. Let's do it.

Okay. Holls are the time of year to keep it handsome and spread good cheer. Pretty ladies and staying warm by the fire. Ask yourself, what do you desire? Making handsome holiday wishes while you [singing] wash the dishes and listen to the pot. Keep it handsome with you. Taking handsome holiday wishes. This is what our bliss is. Chat with friends. We keep it handsome with you. My holiday wish is to sing to church next to an exec on a big talent search. They'll hear my voice and in my planners to sing on the stage with mating at making [singing] handsome holiday wishes.

While you wash the dishes and listen to the pot, we keep it handsome with you. We keep handsome holiday wishes. This is what our chat with friends and keep it handsome with you. My name is Tig and I'm here to wish to always be handsome. You better work for my holiday wish. I'm going to rap my part while we hear a May fact about Bonapart.

Hey girl, I know you've been lonely this year, but this holiday season, I just want you to remember in 1795, Napoleon Bonapart wrote a romance novel. Oh, that's so interesting.

My back. Yeah. Making handsome holiday wishes while you wash the dishes and listen to the pot. We keep it handsome with you. Making handsome holiday wishes. [singing] This is what our blisses. Chat with friends. Keep it handsome [singing] with you. Damn, we're good.

What a podcast. Wow. Oh, nice. Guys, nailed it. I mean, we are good at what we do when we are unique. Come on.

God, we're unique, you guys. We really might need to keep this handsome band going. Seriously, I think we might have to go beyond the holidays.

How do we follow that though? Well, I think we have to get this up on the website we're going to build.

We're going to burst onto the scene with this as our first single. Well, and Valentine's Day is the next holiday, so we could do a sexy song,

like a Marvin Gay style, romantic. That's a good idea, girl. Okay, I'm a little nervous to build this website.

Okay, Thomas is going to help us. We're going to build our Squarespace website because we want this song to just be available to whoever wants to partake in holiday wishes.

I wouldn't describe us as like the most techsavvy. You're pretty good, Fortune. Um, I I've never built a website before, but I like that this just sort of walks you through it and that anybody that wants a website can build one.

Like Tig and I struggle to even record the pod sometimes, even to get out of bed.

Yeah. To get the sound right. Like I so many times I'm like, "No one can hear me and I can hear no one and I have no idea."

But, you know, it's like life, you know, half of it is you just you show up. Yeah.

And that's what we've done. We've shown up with a an intention and it and we're going to we're going to get through this and

manifest this website. I mean, people say it's easy on Squarespace, so we're going to find out.

Squarespace says it's easy. That's true. I did love this process of singing that song with y'all. I giggle like a little school girl.

Yeah, me too. It's very joyful. It's great to have that feeling. It's hard to get that feeling when you're an adult sometimes to go have a childlike giggle.

Yeah, it really is. Those are some You're right. Yeah. Um Thomas, how are you feeling about helping us do this?

I'm excited. So, the first thing I did was I got us a domain. We have a domain.

We have a domain. Girl, thank you. Should we Thomas boy? Should we girl? Does it work to go?

Everyone has a girl. Okay. Thanks, girl. So, it's handsomebandsome.com. Wow. Handsome.

Handsome Bansome. Oh, yes it is. Oh my god, that's a that's a start. And what's the sort of

I guess we're going to have to decide like the home page or picture or banner or something like

So you'll see it all up. Do you guys see it up on the TV? Okay. What's your site about?

Yeah. So, uh, bringing handsome. What do you want to type in? Bringing handsome music to the people.

Sex, comedy, comedy, music, entertainment. Enter. We could do music. Yeah, music. That's a great idea.

Here we go. Bands of musicians. That's us. That's us now. We're in a band. Let's send invoices.

We've got to start taking this seriously. We want to uh just sell on demand videos. Uh we want to showcase our work.

Yeah. Showcase our work, right? And build community. Yeah. Okay. And we want to

sell access to group events. And I'd love to get appointments. I would love to get some appointments.

I think that's good. Showcasing our work. We don't need get appointments. That will confuse it.

Get appointments. All right. We also do nails. Yeah. Choose a template. Yeah. Something cute.

Oh, [gasps] look at the alien. So, these are all customizable, but it's sort of like this is our starting point is

I like that person with the sunglasses. Aliens one. Hello down there. Oh, yeah. We could be three aliens.

Mhm. We could put our backs up. Goth styling don. These are all beautiful. I'll say that much.

My god, we're going to be a very good-looking band. Oh my god. The handsome bansome.

Yes. There was, if you go back up a bit, Thomas, we like the alien one. This one

because there's three of them. Hello down there. We could be talking to grandma's problem area.

And we just put h where it says hello there, we just put handsome, the handsome band.

Yeah. And then underneath it's like And we could probably pick a different photo than the aliens.

Oh, actually, you know what? The alien one seems like a different vibe. I think we should focus more music.

Uh Oh, yeah. That one says new album. Yeah. What about Let's do that one. Uh Sydney.

Yeah, I think it keeping it simple. Okay. Keeping it handsome. Keeping it handsome. Yeah. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Okay. That one. And then click that. And then grab that. Drag it over.

Grab that. Drag it. Yep. I think we put Oh, that's good. I think we put uh the handsome band where Sydney is.

Um let me show you guys. A great idea. Okay. This This is something cool. So, under colors, I can go to customize it.

Oh, yeah. And then I can go to edit palette. Okay. Wow. I'm gonna upload the actual logo. And then these are all actually colors that are from our handsome logo.

Oh my god. Um, so let's How does it know how to do that? Because it's Squarespace.

It's remarkable. This is going to be the best band website. New Do we put Holiday Wishes song?

Yeah. New single Holiday Worship. Our new single dropping January 1st. New single.

Is that when it drops? I don't know. Does it drop? Yeah, we might drop it today.

Yeah, we're going to drop it today. We're going to drop it like a hot potato. We will.

We should write a song called Hot Potato. Yeah, we can drop it. We have a lot of songs to write.

Yeah. Here we go. Why has no one done a song called drop hot potato and then drop

new holiday song? Hot potato. It's dropping. It's dropping next week. There we go. [snorts]

I like that. Yeah. I like that. Okay. Raise it up a little bit. Yeah. Like that's perfect placing.

Uhhuh. Placement. I mean, very pleasing to the eye. Yes. Out today. Mhm. Yeah. Or do we put new holiday song

and then put holiday wishes and then put the date? Yeah. Holiday wishes and then 010126. Is it too many holiday mentions? How about new new single?

New single. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're welcome. Good job. Takes a village. Yeah. Yeah.

What a small village. New single. Yeah. Holiday Wishes. Do you think we'll go down as one of the greatest bands of all time?

Yeah. Yeah. Sure. You think we're sure? Yeah. In the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Yeah. What do you want this to say? It doesn't have to say a date. It can say by the handsome band.

No, cuz that's going to be the big writing, right? So maybe maybe unless it unless there you put the and then handsome band big.

Yeah. And not have a date. Yeah. How about that dog? Sure. What I want is like What do you want?

If I ever, god forbid, pass away, then I want You will by the way. Oh, one day.

Says you. Hopefully not. I want like in my biography. I want this band to be the number one thing.

Known mainly from the Hampton band, Holiday Wishes. Yeah. Yeah. One of the singers from Holiday Wishes.

Yeah. Look at that. That looks awesome. I love that. I honestly can't believe how easy this is.

Yeah. Like, why didn't we do this sooner? Why are nobody asked us to? Yeah. I just love that we're gonna have a website up and a song out immediately. I love that we have a band.

Yeah. Um, so I'm just going to create a nice handsome green here. Green's my favorite color. Have you seen me travel with my green jacket and green suitcases?

It looks really good. Yeah. Um, has it always been your favorite color? Bean. No, I used to wear black and red.

Not everyone can pull off wearing red. You could you could wear like a I can see you in like a red matching sweatsuit.

That would be nice. Yeah. Thank you. Why don't we do this? cuz this is going to change the whole look is change the back the actual background away from this cuz this isn't really

holiday. Yes, it is. Yeah. Yeah. We need a new background. We don't want this mustard seed or whatever.

So, we perfect. I love it. What options do they have for uh backgrounds? Ooh, we need to Let's look up winter or snow.

Yeah. Oh, fortune. That's a good idea. Thank you. Really good. Oh wow, look how magical that is.

I like the black. I like the black. The black with the flurries. Which one? Black with

black with flurries. The second maybe the second black with flurries for 500. That one, right? Just keeping

That's nice. And then we would just change the writing to You don't want them the writing black?

Yeah. Do you guys like that one? Um Yeah, I like that. And then if the writing's green and red

or the or the writing's red red. Yeah. Red writing. Yeah. Red writing. Red writing. Red writing.

Red writing. The writing. This is talking. Now we're talking. Yeah. It has kind of a cool ns feel.

Yeah. That's so us. That is so huh. Which snowflake are you, girl? Oh my god. Girl, I'm the one right under the H.

I'm the one. I think that's obvious. That's just half tucked away at the top there.

Uhhuh. Fortune's not even on there. That's right. Yeah. Make that red also. There you go.

Are we able to get the and handsome man closer together? Oh, there we go. Yeah,

that's a good idea. Fortune. Fortune is you've got a marketing brain. Like she's good.

Yeah. It's like you have you done this before? Have you made a a Squarespace? I've never done this.

Have What about a band? Have you remember? Never been in a band either. Have you ever written a holiday song?

Never wrote a holiday song. Never dropped a hot potato. I have not didn't either.

Oh. If we find out that you have another band, you guys, I would never I would never betray you like that.

Look me in the eye and tell me, Tig. Yeah, I don't have another band. Look me in my droopy eye and you tell me.

I hate droopy eye. Does my eye is it drooping right now? This one? It doesn't seem droopy. I thought you got it fixed.

No, I can't until March. Oh, okay. Now we should add uh the song. Oh, we should.

Let's add the song. What if we forgot to add the song? Don't do that, girl. Girl,

I like a Listen up. I like the top left one. Yeah, simple. Keep it simple. Keep it handsome.

Simple. Keep it handsome. And I like that we're yelling at our listeners. Listen up.

Listen up. Listen. Okay. I'm going to put this one under. Mhm. So now when we scroll down,

girl, well done, girl. We are cooking with gas. Uh, okay. Do you want to put a little message here to the listener? Uh,

how about listen with caution? Check out the handsome man's first ever single and final

first and last single. Final first and final sing. Handsome man's first and final final single. We hope it brings you holiday cheer.

Yes, that's perfect. We hope we hope it fills your heart with handsome joy. Handsome fans and stuff.

We hope it fills your hearts with joy. Amen. With joy and stuff. Yeah. Great. With joy and stuff. Are we keeping listen up?

Maybe we lose the amen. What about with joy and stuff and things? Yeah. And take out amen and things.

And things. Do we want to put listen or listen up? Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. That's very uh modern. And

check it, [ __ ] Here we go. Check it out. Oh, we do say it twice. Check it out.

No, it's too aggressive. It's making me feel sweaty. I love it. Do we want Check it out twice? Oh yeah,

if you're naughty or nice. Well, this could be listened to. Wait, you guys don't like check it out, [ __ ] Whatever.

Listen, May. It's what makes We used to do drugs and you won't let us say [ __ ]

I was the politest drug addict of all time. Check it out, [ __ ] Yeah. Okay. You can make this red, too.

Yeah. Okay, Thomas. Now you're And why are we taking the eye out? Yeah, that's good.

No, I do like that. And then this I will put add the song in once it's mixed. That's right. Cuz we got to mix it.

Should we put in like a mug full of soy nog? I have a pitch which is that you could all take a selfie right now and then send it to me and I can upload it to the website.

It's that easy. It's that easy. May Who wants to take it? Oh, I thought individual selfies.

Oh, individual or a group? Group, right? I think a group. big old zit on my face.

Oh, well it's then you're like Rudolph here. Handsome's behind us. Mate, come over here.

Okay. We could do it like um Charlie's Angels. Yeah. How are our droopy eyes? Yeah. Happy with that.

Let me say put up my Yep. Okay. So, let's replace this with Santa Claus. Santa, baby.

Krampus. Krampus is like the sort of evil version of Santa, right? Anyway, with this

Yeah. Put that in there. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I cannot even believe how cute we are.

We should have a filter on that. Oh, guys, do you want me to put a filter on? Look how shiny our face shiny.

Shiny. Wow. No one can say we didn't shower. Thomas, put a filter on that later. I'll do a little tinkering later. I'll tinker with that. Thank you. But this is really nice.

Can you take my gray out, my yellow team? This is just us judging ourselves now.

I love it. I think the that this website's perfect. People are going to go to handsomebansom.com. Then they're going to see that or

they'll go here. They'll see this. That's right. They'll scroll down. They'll be And it's user friendly.

I know. Click, drag. You too can have your producer build a while you sit on the couch and point and make bad suggestions.

Do this. Do this. Uh, why don't we have it say handsomebandsome.com? Cuz that's

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, there we go. Okay. Beautiful. I love it. is perfect. Okay.

I love us. I love us. I love us. I'm so into being us. Yeah, me too. Especially because we're unique. You guys Well, this was so fun.

So fun. I'm glad we did this. I know. I can't wait to go home and click on our website.

I know. I'm going to be just refreshing it all day. I know. Well, if you two want to do your own website, Squarespace is where it's at.

Yeah, that was very easy and fun. Um, and so when by the time this episode drops, the the website will also have dropped.

Yeah. And the song will drop the song. And the potato and the potatobansom.com.

Well, thank you guys for being a part of our journey. I hope you enjoyed this as much as we did.

And girl, thank you. And girl, thank you. Thank you, girl. Thank you. All right. Well, we'll see.

Until next time. Until next time. Keep it handsome. That was a Headgum podcast.

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "Handsome records a song!"?

In order: 0:00 Sister Act, Star Trek; 5:00 Leonard Cohen, Sister Act.

What is mentioned in this Handsome Podcast episode?

5 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Sister Act, Boys II Men, Star Trek, Leonard Cohen, Napoleon Bonaparte. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "Handsome records a song!"?

The episode runs 35 min; the transcript is about 6,538 words in 249 timestamped sections.

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About this transcript: the episode's spoken words as captioned on YouTube, split into timestamped sections. Reclip.Me locates every person, work and idea in the text, keeps the time it is first named, and quotes the words around it verbatim. Last updated January 24, 2026.