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Rob Thomas is a big fan of Mae Martin

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Rob Thomas is a big fan of Mae Martin", an episode of Handsome Podcast published December 2, 2025 (1 h 1 min, about 11,091 words). It mentions 14 people, works and ideas, including Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, Rob Thomas, Wayward, Halloween.

What this episode is about

This content features a conversation about various topics among hosts, including Rob Thomas's admiration for comedian Mae Martin, discussions on home cleaning services, and the benefits of checking for insurance quotes. It highlights the importance of maintaining a clean home during the holidays and promotes services like HomeGlow for convenient cleaning solutions.

Key takeaways

  • Comparing DIY montages to reality—expect more snooze than success, especially with curtain installations.
  • Kids used to earn their keep with yard work; now they just earn screen time—how times have changed.
  • Home cleaning can be a holiday miracle; with HomeGlow, you might just enjoy the festive mess-free.
  • Reflecting on music from the radio versus playlists—there's a nostalgic magic in tuning in live.
  • Drill into decor dilemmas, but don't hit metal—unless you're building anticipation for a clumsy comedy montage.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: HomeGlow, Mae Martin, California, Tig Notaro
  2. – 20:00: Disneyland, Halloween, Aura Frames, Mae Martin
  3. – 40:00: Rob Thomas, Squarespace (company), Wayward
  4. – 50:00: Tig Notaro, Omaha Steaks
  5. – 1:00:00: Rob Thomas, Tig Notaro, Omaha Steaks
  6. – 1:01:27: Allstate

Notable quotes from "Rob Thomas is a big fan of Mae Martin"

  • Song just sounds better when it's playing off the radio. Yeah, checking first is smart. So, check All State first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands…
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  • HomeGlow and I'm consistently impressed with the professional quality of their cleans. Take home cleaning off your plate this holiday season by using Homoglo. Head to…
    about HomeGlow · at
  • Yeah. I started I drilled into the wall immediately hit metal.
    about Mae Martin · at
  • You know what? I did have a I did have a handful of people saying they'd watched it like the parents and stuff. And then I've been tagged in a few people's Halloween costumes where this one queer.
    about Wayward · at
  • Empty shelves or a shipping date sometime in January. Aura Frames is the perfect solution. With Aura Frames, you're giving a gift that feels personal every time, and it's…
    about Aura Frames · at
  • Squarespace.com/handsome for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code handsome to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. We all know that…
    about Squarespace (company) · at
  • Hello you handsome devils. My name is Rob Thomas. I am a giant fan of all three of you. I've seen all of your specials. I love What a Joke. I loved Wayward. it means a lot to me to be.
    about Rob Thomas · at
  • I am not an extravagant person myself, but I remember when I first started in comedy, I don't know if you guys know Darlene Hunt.
    about Tig Notaro · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Mae Martin — Person · Host / Co-host (speaker) · 3 mentions · first at
    Co-host driving much of the conversational thread (home organization, Halloween displays, finances, sauna/hot tub, travel).
  • Tig Notaro — Person · Host / Co-host (speaker) · 3 mentions · first at
    Co-host; reacts and riffs, answers the listener question, and plugs tour/documentary; also frames the Rob Thomas segment.
  • Rob Thomas — Person · Featured question-asker (guest voice clip) · 5 mentions · first at
    Introduced as the episode’s question asker; prompts the main discussion topic about “extravagant” spending vs. younger self expectations.

Products & tech

  • Omaha Steaks — Product · Incidental · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a past purchase by one of the hosts, not actively promoted.
    You know what I did when I got an early paycheck from Chelsea lately? Cuz I had never made much money before. I bought everyone in my family Omaha stakes.

Concepts & topics

  • Star Trek — Concept · Incidental · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in passing as a show one of the hosts is working on.
    Then I have you know my spaceuit fitting a coming up and just all things Star Trek.

Places & events

  • Halloween — Event · Incidental · 4 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of decorations and costumes.
    In California, last night I went and I don't know when this episode comes out, but a lot of the houses in Burbank have these Halloween displays on their lawns and you can go…
  • Disneyland — Place · Incidental · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a place visited by one of the hosts.
    Can I tell you we took Max and Finn for their fifth birthday to Disneyland?
  • California — Place · Incidental · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of serial killers and living.
    I think so. That was like there were so many serial killers in the 70s in California specifically. Why have they ever gotten to the bottom of that?
  • Burbank — Place · Incidental · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a location with Halloween displays.
    In California, last night I went and I don't know when this episode comes out, but a lot of the houses in Burbank have these Halloween displays on their lawns and you can go…

Media & podcasts

  • Wayward — Media · Incidental · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in passing as a show one of the hosts is involved with.

Sponsors

  • Allstate — Company · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Primary sponsor of the podcast, mentioned multiple times with promotional language.
  • HomeGlow — Company · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a home cleaning service, with a specific offer for listeners.
  • Squarespace (company) — Company · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a website building platform with a discount offer.
  • Aura Frames — Product · Sponsor · 2 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a holiday gift solution with a specific discount code.

Full transcript with timestamps

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[singing] Cheers. Welcome to the handsome pod. I'm Fortune Famster. And I'm May Martin.

And I am Totaro. And we're together on Zoom. Yay. Yeah. If you follow us on YouTube, go look. And we're all in separate places.

Yeah. Sadly. But all connected spiritually as I always like to remind us all. I don't have my fake plant with me right now. Does that feel weird to you guys?

Little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Threw me right off. feels weirder is I feel like May has tidied up a little bit behind.

Let's see. Is that Are those all of your Grammys, Emmys, Oscars? What am I saying?

All my Oscars and Grammys. Yeah, I'm trying to get my my place organized. I'm going to The next step is I don't know if you can see that crumpled gray pile.

I see a lump of something. Yeah, that's going to be Those are curtains for that window. assume the window behind me, which is always a source of anxiety because people walk by and it's

Yeah. And so what will it take for you to lift the curtains up and put them up?

Put them on. Well, I have a So lift them up. Lift them up and hang them. You know what I always think? Like when I have a task to complete, I imagine in a movie, you'd have a montage of me doing that task. But my my montage would be like

starting the task, then sleeping, then doing a bunch of other. My montage caught in the curtains.

Yes. And it would be like a two week a two week montage for one small task. Yeah. I started I drilled into the wall immediately hit metal.

I hit metal. Wouldn't go wouldn't go in and I thought I guess I can't drill there. Went three in inches above it. Started and then I was like what am I doing? Hit the metal again. So I don't know if

you got to go to the other side. Don't go up. Oh you know what I mean? There might be some kind of there might be something um long ways.

Yeah, something long ways. I would love to see you both going in like as a as a company.

May you can't like can't go up. We got to go long ways. May we got to go long ways. People would be in trouble if I was in charge of this uh task.

Would you think like so imagine we the three of us are given all of the materials to build a house. Like how could we could we what would we come up with?

Mine's not getting done. I think you'll get something done, but it might be it might be.

I'm just not good with the I'm not, you know, not handy. I'm not handy like that. I can figure out a few things.

You trim your bushes. Yeah, I do. Sorry. Haven't you talked before about trimming your trimming your bushes in your yard? I do trim a bush, mate. That's correct.

And then is that you do that with a big industrial bush trimmer, right? Well, it's not that big. Let's calm down over there.

Tig has left her body. Tig took off her glasses to um have a moment. I didn't But by the way, I didn't start that conversation, just so you know. Um but May, you are right. I do sometimes trim the bush outside. Outside. Uh, and I have a

You do it outside. What are we talking about now? We're talking about an actual bush. Um, I have a trim electric trimmer that I I can do yard work

all day long, but I can't build stuff. Like what kind of yard work you do? Like weed z?

I mean, I don't, but I could. You know what I Oh, okay. Tough guy. Mhm. Cuz in the I feel like when you you know, growing up in the ' 80s or in the ' 90s,

a lot of your um uh thing that you were put in charge of as a child was yard work.

Yeah. To get your allowance. Yeah. Yeah. Why the 80s and 90s? Do you see kids out there doing that now?

No, you have a point there. Well, no, but they did it in the 70s, too. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to stop at We did not include the 70s.

Yeah. I'd be curious to hear from our listeners. Are their kids are they putting their kids to work in their in the yard still? Uh even though it's not the 70s anymore.

Yeah. 80s or the 90s. In the old days, you would just send your kids out to Now it feels like if you did that that you'd be watching from the window or you'd be like stationed you'd be disguised as a tree. Meanwhile, it's not like I mean, I'm making up a fact here.

Do it. I was gonna say fact. Um, it's not like you're hearing that there's like some rise in kidnapping, you know.

Oh, yeah. I wonder actually what the stats are on that. Yeah. Thomas, can you as far as a kid being out in the yard mowing the grass by themselves?

Not getting snatched. Probably maybe that's kidnapping up or down, Thomas. But I think that's why we maybe why we stopped because in the 70s there were tons of serial killers.

Snatching. Yeah. So maybe. But does it see But do you think it was more prevalent in the 70s or it just started kind of then in that one?

Getting snatched or mowing lawns? Didn't getting snatched sort of start in the 70s?

I I think so. That that was like there were so many serial killers in the 70s in California specifically. Why have they ever gotten to the bottom of that?

I don't know. Tell us. Okay, here we go. The number of involuntary missing children cases opened each year due to circumstances like kidnapping and abductions, including non-custodial family me members, fell by 27% from 2015 to 2022. FBI data shows.

Yeah, that's good. It's reassuring to note that kidnapping cases have seen a decline in recent years. Great.

Well, good. That was so I so the fact I was about to make up. I was just thinking it's not like you're hearing about and I'm only you know main of course people get kidnapped. I don't want anyone to think I'm saying that doesn't happen or you know violent crime happens. I know that

maybe they don't though because they're not out mowing the lawn. Everyone's inside gaming now. So

I'm glad we got to the bottom of this cuz I don't know how we could Yeah, I know. All I'm saying is just, you know, keep your eye on your kids. Don't get snatched.

That's right. And um let us know if your kids are doing the yard work or if you have a service. We want to know, is this a California thing?

Well, you know what? Speaking of yards in California, last night I went um and I I don't know when this episode comes out, but a lot of the houses in Burbank have these Halloween displays on their lawns and you can go and um there's one called the Burbank Clown House that is

I I went I there were tons of people looking and it's just this like horrific super intricate clor clown display, really grotesque. And I was thinking, man, that's so cool that someone just did that for fun and they do it every year. And then the more I stared at it, I was like, are human beings okay that this is like for fun? We're we're looking at these like like torture clowns. Like I don't know.

I had that same feeling on I I was on my morning walk in Los Angeles before I left town and walking past these houses that have Yeah. bloody clowns that are like a story high. like they're enormous in people's front yards. And I just I realized I was walking through my neighborhood just being like, "Oh, you know, people have these their decorations out." But then when I personalized it and imagined myself putting up Yeah.

a bloody like four bloody clowns in my yard. Yeah. That that's what I was feeling. I was Yeah.

What is that? I can't I would be like, "Oh, I don't know. Oh, this is a little disturbing. I don't know if I can do it.

Yeah. Who lives in these houses? Yeah, but there was a pallet cleanser one, which was a Disney house that had um that had Mickey and you could line up and get a picture with Mickey in front of the house. And it was really cool. And then um I said to someone, "Who who do you think lives here?" And then someone said, "Oh, um Mickey lives here." Like the the guy in the Mickey suit that that's him. He's his house. I was like again

just wondering who these people are. It's so this must be like a tradition that these houses do every year.

Yes. Yeah. Can I tell you we took Max and Finn for their fifth birthday to Disneyland?

How was it? We realized when we got there they had never seen anything Disney. Oh, really?

So they didn't know who Mickey Mouse was. Like be Oh my god. Oh my god. Like you not knowing who any celebrity is.

Oh my god. Totally Mormon. Well, I don't even know if that's Mormon, but like very

Amish almost. Oh, that's what I meant to say. Amish. Like we we went there and you know, my aunt was with us and she's very into Disney and Disney for her grandkids and all, which most people are. Yeah.

But it never dawned on us until we got to the amusement park and Max and we were like, "Oh, there's Mickey Mouse." And they were like, "What?

Who?" They didn't know who these pe these characters were. They had they just not been interested in watching Disney movies.

I guess we just didn't show them Disney. I don't I don't know. Like Stephanie and I we're not big Disney people.

Mickey Mouse every night. Yeah. But yeah, and to this day like Max and Finn are aware that they were like, "Yeah, I remember you brought us to Disneyland. We didn't know what the hell we were looking at." Um

that's so funny. We assumed they knew even though we hadn't shown them. Yeah. I want to I want to design like a a really niche theme park just based on Max and Finn's interest. So they go and they're like, "Oh my god, that obscure baseball player is there's someone dressed like

black holes." Yeah. Black holes and magic cards and Pokemon trading. Yeah. Yeah. And capitals of the world. Oh, that's my I mean, if it's a small world, if that was actually like testing you on capitals, I'd be in heaven.

Yeah. Yeah. You should hang out with those guys. Yeah. Not at Disneyland, though.

No. How's um how's Toronto? Good. I just uh I think I got in yesterday. Yes, I did. that I got in yesterday and um we had a table read and then I have you know my spaceuit fitting

a coming up and just all all all things Star Trek. Did I tell you already I dressed as a spaceman? I went to um uh Amma Poverty's daughter. I went to her school's Halloween thing. Oh, nice.

Cuz I go every year and I want to keep that you know relationship alive and Nama wanted me to go. So, I I go and um I'm in line for the haunted house that the grade fives put on and I'm so excited and I'm I'm like holding the place in line while everyone's off doing things and there's this couple behind me. So, I'm dressed like an astronaut.

There's this couple behind me and so I'm like, "Oh, you're having fun." And they go, "Yeah, yeah." And they're kind of sizing me up. And then the wife goes, "Are you a student here? Guys, it's a it's an elementary school. It only goes it only goes till grade six." And I went, "Really?" And she

Yeah. And she said, "I I don't know." And I said, "No, I'm 38 years old." Madam.

Yeah. Madam Madam. Madam. Did you really say madam? I I hope so. Madam Do you think an 11year-old would know how to say madam?

Madam yet. Oh, that's a wild leap. I know. I was flattered, but also al like not flattered cuz

Well, you're also like twice everyone's size heightwise. I know. I know. You're a big boy.

I'm a big strong boy. And yeah, didn't they see those guns? Exactly. And you didn't take that opportunity to tell her to watch Wayward on Netflix?

You know what? I did have a I did have a handful of people saying they'd watched it like the the parents and stuff. And then I've been tagged in a few people's Halloween costumes where this one queer couple dressed as specifically the sex scene from Wayward. So

Oh boy. Yeah. Someone was she was wearing like a Do I need to tell you about that scene again Tig?

No. No, madam. No, madam. Have you guys had people dress up as you for Halloween? And you're

Have you I guess you must get that the zombie one, Tig. That's such an iconic one.

People will dress as like me and Stephanie. Really? Oh, that's great. Yeah. I get people in um I've gotten people in curly wigs either in a Hooters costume or in the a swimsuit with the bush hanging out.

We're back to the bush. We're back to the bush. They should have somebody that accompanies them and trims.

Yeah. Well, it's based on a story I told in my special Sweet and Salty about um having to wear a Speedo for the first time as a child as a 12-year-old.

And what? You had a I had a bush. I had bush and I didn't know it. Oh. And so did you know it for the first time that day or you still didn't know and you were just freely jumping in the water and just enjoying yourself?

I didn't know it. I had to they told me in order to be on the swim seam I had to wear a speedo and I had never swam in that before. I I my joke was I swim in trip uh sweatpants and a triple XXL t-shirt with the sleeves cut off and it was team picture day so I confidently stood in the front.

No thumbs up. That's in the picture. Yeah. Fortune. We need that on social. I don't know. I don't have the picture.

Okay. If somebody's listening and you were on swim team with Fortune Famster, I don't know if you could see it from the picture because those are grainy, you know, the thing. So, I I but I figured it out later, but I the joke is I was walking around high-fiving everybody very confident cuz when you're 12, life hadn't gotten you down yet.

Yeah. And uh you saddled up to the concession stand and I say bush out. Um, so I have had people wear um bathing suits with

withkins under my lord. But that is a big deal when you're in middle school and and you're changing for gym and stuff like the the monitoring of who's got pubes yet. Like people at my school anyway and my friend Joe at his school which was an all boy school this guy got pubes first like really early and then this was in um Bristol so these

Did he want you to share this? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They have weird accents. And so someone goes, "Oh my god, Chris Lever's got spiders."

Spiders? Is that what that means? They were That's what they were calling his his pubes, I guess.

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Yeah, those were the days. Yeah, just freeing the bush. I had friends over last night and this is not That's great.

So good, man. Thank you so much. Thank you. I was I felt really grateful cuz I'm There are people I'm close enough to that like we went and saw the Burbank Clown House or whatever and we came back and we were hanging out and I just suddenly was like in my head I thought I'm done. Like I'm

I want everyone to leave. Yeah. I want everyone to leave now. And I just went and started running a bath. And then one of my one of my friends was like, "Did you just start running a bath? Like would you like us to leave?" And I was like, "Yeah, I guess." Yeah. Sorry.

Oh my god. It was crazy to start. I would have thought your friends would have read into that as they should get in the bathroom with us.

We're all taking a bath now. I wouldn't have thought, "Oh, we need to leave." I'd be like, "Uhoh, May's running a bath. Where's night going?"

Yeah. May's running a bath. It's about to get wild. I love that you're just like, "I want everyone to leave, so I'm going to run a bath."

I know. And I should have probably said I'm tired before I just started running the bath. I think the probably the thing is like, "Oh, guys, I got a big tomorrow."

Or you could just be like, "Hey guys, I just want you to leave." Yeah. I mean, I do I would I'm grateful to have friends I'm comfortable enough with to be like, I'm I'm done talking. I'm going or the new thing people are saying is going non-verbal. That's like the new phy the like I went non-verbal.

I really like that. Like I think in a friendship you should have license to go non-verbal whenever you want. Just like I I just need a minute to not talk or Yeah.

Now did you end up taking that bath? Of course. Fortune. Great questions. Excellent follow. You're getting better at follow-up questions.

I'm trying. I'm trying. And did you have a bath bomb or bath salts of any kind?

For settle down. We're easing in. Yeah. I I had um eucalyptus bath salts that I put in. And um

girl, tell us girls, I soaked this tired old bod. Yeah. Okay. With a nice eucalyptus scent.

Yeah, it was good. Okay. Any candles? Or as we call them, candles? Condles and panties. Bath them. I I had a a Himalayan salt lamp going that

girl. I love it. Is this feeling cozy to you guys? Yeah. Wait, how how's the new bath in the new place? I know we've talked about it, but yeah. Are you

It's great. You taking long baths? It's not a deep one, but it's a long one. So, I like that cuz I'm a tall gal.

Yeah. Mhm. What I like is that it is in the it is placed where the shower is as well.

Mhm. So it doesn't matter if water spills, which I love cuz as a big tall gal, water will spill. And I used to get like, oh no, I'm going to get mess up the floors. Well, this is spilling right into the shower.

Yeah. So matter. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. And do you have a big a floofy bath mat?

No. I think I want to get you a personalized floofy bath mat that says, "Girl, girl,

girl, let's load." I have tested out the pool. Take a load off. I finally tested out the pool.

Okay. And it is perfect for treading. Oh, great. You don't like to nick your little toes?

Occasionally I've hit the side, but it's not been anything concerning. It's not a pool that you go swimming in, per se.

Sure. Sure. But for treading and it it's smaller so it heats up a lot faster. Okay, good.

So that's good. We don't want your little bottom cold. I didn't get the hot tub, right? It's too short.

No. Oh, I didn't think it's too short. What do you mean short? So I got in the hot tub and I don't know who measured this thing, but like my tits were out.

Wait, so are you sitting down? You're sit you sit down and it doesn't even comes to like No.

You probably got it from Tits Out Tubs. Tits Out Tubs designed it. And I'm like, who designed this thing? Cuz I'm a tall person and my legs are just touching my feet are just touching the ground.

How tall are you? 510. That's a tall drink of water. And then the top the top of the pool of the hot tub goes to like just kind of like I don't know what is this part of your body under

the under tit under the under your boobs are like well out of the hot tub. What? So it's

mine are really out. They're And I know I'm tall but I'm like any person that So I'm like I got in it and I went what? So, in order to like submerge into this hot tub, you either have to like not sit on the bench or you have to like lay down on the bench.

Correct. So, are you going to relist this house? Yep. I'm putting it back up on sale.

I mean, it's the only thing about the house that they did wrong. Mhm. And I was just like, who measured this?

So, when you got in, did you say out loud what? Yes, I did. Cuz I was like, cuz you're not supposed to have tits out. No,

unless you unless you hire tits out tubs. Unless you hire tits out tubs. You're supposed It's supposed to go like right right like just over them.

Yeah, totally. You can't be all expensive. And are you topless when you're in? Paint us a picture, you sexy thing.

I have been topless before, but not this time cuz I don't have my backyard quite private yet. And are you we talking literal backyard or figurative backyard

like my butthole fortune marie? I don't know. Fortune. I don't either. I just never know what you two are getting at

for their euphemisms. Yeah. Well, I just tore out all there was bamboo in my backyard and

what are we talking about? Actual bamboo, not other stuff. Okay. But that it grows insanely wild and gets out of hand. So, I had it all removed to avoid that.

And they just planted fcus, but the fcus are going to take a good month to two months to grow. So, there's no privacy at the moment.

And what was the name of this spa? Tits Out tubs. So, once the fus are fully in, tits out.

Yeah. Except they're going to be cold because Okay. This I also freaking hot tub's too short.

I need to know on the day that you did tits out tub. Yeah. Were you also bottoms off bath?

Yeah, I was fully nude fortune. What? That that's a hot tub in your own backyard.

I know. But the fus hasn't taken root. I've never not in the new place. I have I there's not enough privacy for naked here yet.

I'm with you. Okay. One day when the fus are hardily in, it will create a wall and that's when it's tits out buttholes exposed.

I can't wait for the fus to be hardily in. Tits out tub butthole bath. Oh boy. So we went from uh child kidnapping statistics to tits out tubs and butthole bath and butthole bath. It's like my my pool is like so I'm so excited because like what a perfect treading pool and then

oh bummer. I love you know how much I love a hot tub. We do and I can't believe it's tits out tub in there. Um and I really wish it were deeper because I love a hot tub but I guess I if I go in there I have to know I just need to lay down in it.

Yeah, you're going to have to like just fetal position in there. But I didn't like I didn't like the bathtub at my old house and I love the bathtub at this house. So, you know, it's all out.

Okay. If we have anyone that works at Tits Out Tubs, please write in. Let us know what you were thinking when you made Fortunes hot tub.

I just think they didn't go deep enough with the hot tub. Yeah, but we think and know with certainty that that was intentional cuz they're tits out tubs and they

they like it that way. They lead with it. They maybe my neighbors, my new neighbors suggested like don't go too deep

cuz we want to see tits out time. I can't stand those neighbors of yours or my refrigerator in my apartment.

Is it beeping? Is be Can you hear the beeping? No. Yeah. Go. Maybe. Is it not closed?

It is. It It It's closed. And I had somebody come up to look at it and they were like, "Oh, yeah. just press the alarm when the when this beeps. And I'm like, but how about we fix it so I don't have to Okay, hold on. Sorry. I'll be right back. You guys bad talk me while I'm gone.

Okay. That TIG. That Tig. What a TIG. I would. Did you see that walk to the fridge? The little It was like a little

Was it a cute little zest in the in Tig's butt? I want to see it. I want to walk. Look how dy looks right now.

What did you say? First of all, we were saying that the way you walked to the fridge, I didn't see it. It was adorable.

Oh, you like you did a little tushy shake and I felt like that was for for you.

It was for I think our handsome watchers. Well, and then I did say you look dy. But that was a compliment.

So, wait. When I walked away, I was fem. And when I came back, I was dying. I b him on the way. Hardcore dyke on the way back.

Was it one of those things of like I hate for you to leave, but I love to watch you walk away.

Exactly. Yeah. Okay. Well, Stephanie makes fun of me because when I You did have your hands.

Did I a little I think or No, we're kind of down to the side at home. Stephanie teases me on a daily basis because when I'm in the kitchen and I'm in my zone and I'm like doing dishes, cleaning things up, loading the the whatever I'm doing, I do this around the kitchen.

Okay, little hands bouncing with her with her hands for dainty hands. Imagine Tig saying girl right now. That's what Tig's hands are doing. And I don't realize I do it.

That's you do it unconsciously. You just bump completely dainty wrist too. I'm in the kitchen and I'm doing this and Stephanie will be like um wrists and I'm like oh yeah I don't even know I'm doing it. But um anyway so you probably caught a little bit of Pretty Little Lady in the kitchen.

Pretty Little Lady walking to the fridge and then That's right. Tig okay dyke walking back.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got to have both. What do you do? Did you unplug it or you There's a button that says alarm and you press the but it's like clearly there's something with this. Why would you make a refrigerator that beeps so frequently that you have to have a button to press the to turn the alarm off?

Is this one of those apartments where everything's like included the furniture and everything? Yeah, it's a hotel that also has a residence

court and so they put me in the residence area which is great because I have, you know, my kitchen and dish or washer and dryer cuz you know I love

You got to bounce around. You got to you got to bounce around. Yes. Pretty little lady heading to the kitchen.

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Yeah, we should. Absolutely. Today's question asker, I'm very excited because I I met him in the in the Toronto airport

a couple of years ago and he I always I go up to people if I recognize him and I like their work and and he came up to me and this is Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 who I grew up and also oh my god his solo stuff.

It's a hot one like seven inches from the midday. Remember that? Anyway, I love Rob Thomas.

I do too. I loved Matchbox 20. Yes. Yes. He he Rob Thomas was the lead vocalist for Matchbox 20. He performed on Santana's single Smooth, which won three Grammy Awards and was a number one hit. His five albums with Matchbox 20 have sold millions of copies and received multiple Grammy nominations. Rob Thomas is asking today's question.

Oh yeah, baby. Hello you handsome devils. My name is Rob Thomas. I am a giant fan of all three of you. I've seen all of your specials. I love What a Joke. Uh I loved Wayward. Um it means a lot to me to be able to ask you guys this very serious question today.

What is something that you guys spend money on that your younger selves would have thought was extravagant?

He has um I feel like musicians always have like a cool background. It's like a studio playing equipment and guitars and stuff.

Especially when you're like tripping over Grammys and No, I hate tripping over Grammys.

It's the worst. They're just always all these awards are in the way. I don't have any awards um except for our haha award that we got for best podcast of the year.

Oh, and it's just right there. It's just right off camera. Handsome podcast of the year [clears throat] given to us by the Montreal Comedy Festival. It's a fun little I see May's got theirs in the background.

Yeah. Yeah. I should have brought it to Toronto. I'm amazed. Don't you don't travel with it. I'm amazed. Yeah, that I should. Yeah.

Yeah. Rob Thomas, very effortlessly cool and kind person. What was Matchbox's Matchbox 20's uh biggest hit?

I will push you away. Where I will, where I will. And also, um their their stuff was so catchy.

Oh my god. So good. Well, that's how they sold millions. Millions and millions.

Yeah. Rob also has great taste in comedians, I will say. Have you met him? I sure have not, but I love his taste in comedians.

I love taste. You said he likes us three, right? Exactly. Yeah. I don't think May caught that.

You just got so southern though. Fortunately, I've never did. I sure have not. I sure have not.

I love that. I sure have not, y'all. No, I have not. I sure have not, y'all. I sure have not, madam. Madam,

it's cuz I have a t-shirt on that has a biscuit on it. Yes, you do. He's love biscuit.

Yeah, that's right. Well, all of Do you remember like the first time that you like the first purchase you made when when you had money? Like I think all of us went through periods of eating instant noodles and like true scrimping and saving, but yeah. When when was the first time that you were like, "Oh, I can afford to do this?"

God, I I was always so used to ne never having money. Just I grew up with uh you know, we I I had a roof over my head and uh and

opportunities. So, I know I was lucky in a lot of ways, but there was a lot of um you know, not knowing how we were going to pay the bills. Uh a lot of lights getting shut off, water getting cut off. Uh

I remember my mom and brother came home one day and they're like, "Well, we got to pack up the house cuz we're about to lose it." And I was like, "What?"

And um Oh my god, that's so stressful. How old were you in that? That would have been like my sophomore year of high school. And but then my mom found a way to like hold on and um

classic Ginger. Classic Ginger. She she kept she was able to keep the house. But so there was always like my senior of college, they're like, "I don't know if you're going to be able to graduate cuz you y'all can't you know, you haven't been able to pay this last bill." And I'm like, "Oh my god, there's so always like something hanging over my head financially."

Um and then when I moved to LA, I I got here with like literally it's $25 in my pocket. That sounds like a madeup story, but it like that is what I had.

Yeah. And did you have somewhere to stay lined up? I stayed on a friend's couch who I went to college with until I could get on my feet.

You still live there, right? That's right. You're still on that couch. That's right. Um and then, you know, I just uh just started working my ass off and um but didn't really make money for a long time. I I made enough to pay my bills, but I had two roommates out in LA for 10 years. Um, so my first uh extravagant purchase was a home and that was um that was

You're good with money. You're good. 10 years into being in LA. Yeah. And so were you just really bud saving and budgeting and

Oh, yeah. I well I I I remember 2010 right before I got Chelsea lately I made $18,000 that year and my you know and that's living in LA like rent is like I mean the majority of that is what and my accountant was like how did you live how did you I was like I just figure it out I don't know

um and then I got Chelsea like six months later and that kind of saved everything. I owed my roommate like two grand in rent when I got that job and you don't get paid for like the first month of the and I everybody was like one of these fancy dinners and I was like I don't have like I was like I'll have French fries.

Um as long as you pay for them. Once I got that Chelsea job, it was the first time in my life I was able to save. Um, and I just started saving and and the house I bought was tiny.

Um, and you know, expensive for LA, but not expensive. It was not a fancy house at all. It was like in the valley, like super small, but I was like, I just want something of my own. Um, and it ended up being um the house I still I don't live there now, but I I will treasure that house forever.

Yeah. Like, so when when he's like, "Are there things now that your younger self would consider extravagant?" It's like everything probably like because seemed extravagant. Yeah.

Yeah. Like I in in my teens I was just in a cycle of debt and and mainly for drugs like buy like every check that I got was immediately gone and then borrowing money and lying and owing money and like never being able to get out of that cycle. And then when I was like 20, um I started dating Lindsay Barton and she just had her [ __ ] together and was like 27 and just and she kind of like just slowly uh sorted me out. And then we moved to England together and I was working yeah so many day jobs and stuff. And the first time that I was like, "Oh, I can do something like recreational was my friend was doing volunteer work in Spain or something and we met up in Barcelona for a weekend and we like like to be able to go on vacation for a weekend to Europe with my friend and

and buy like paella and wine." We But we were buying these boxes of wine called Don Simone and it was you'd get a box of rosé that was sweeter than Kool-Aid. It was so sweet and you it got Yeah. And we had a really fun weekend. But

yeah. Yeah. I do credit like Lindsay Barton for because she would I mean she was like I want to live my life. I'm a grown person doing a master's degree in London and I had nothing really to bring to the table. But she didn't she wasn't lending me tons of money or if she did like we'd keep track of it and I just became responsible and I worked and yeah

I would say I would say currently I am not an extravagant person still like I'm lucky enough to be you know comfortable in my life and I'm making money because I I work all the time. All I do is work. So, and I don't have kids. So, by the nature of that, yes, I have some money because I'm not having the overhead that some people have. Um, I don't buy I'm not big into like

Porsches. Yeah. I mean, I do I lease a car. That's probably ex considered extravagant. Um, and I I do I did get a home. Um, but as far as like frivolous stuff, I don't I wear t-shirts all the time and

I'm not I don't like any designer thing. I'm not a jewelry person. You don't have a diamond speedo?

I do not. I do not. I am not I'm not really big into stuff. Um, so I like I pro probably my biggest expense would be going out to eat. That would be something I really enjoy. I like going to dinner with friends and uh I like not I like good food. Um and but I would say as far as something I bought that it was out of character for me as far as extravagant is I I had the opportunity to to buy a multicade standup video game.

Oh yeah, I know. Cuz I wanted to get it. I wanted I thought you were going to maybe get rid of it when you moved and I was

Oh, no. This thing sniffing around come with me everywhere I go. Um I bought it from a friend who I think probably regrets selling it

and it I love it so much. It's vintage. It reminds me of childhood. It's loud as [ __ ] Yeah.

But it's so has all the games. Galaga, Pac-Man, Donkey Kong. God, Space Invaders.

That's cool. What about Pong? I love Pong. I don't think it has Pong. Uh, but I love it.

Be amazing if it was just one big machine for Pong. Just Yeah. Boop. Yeah, you can plug it in and play away. It takes No, it has the quarter slots, but you don't need any quarters for it.

But don't tell people that. I know. I should just take the quarters. Yeah, I am not good with I I do buy a lot of stuff and and it's

we know. Yeah, I know. Your Amazon order alone was nuts. That was insanity. And and also to be supporting Amazon is so bad. Like I'm I'm I'm getting better. It's on my It's on my list of personal improvement that I want to do. But again, I don't have dependence and I work tons and I don't I don't buy like cars and stuff like I so I do just buy like nice jackets and um and synthesizers and

nice jackets and synthesizers. Yeah, but I don't What about you, Tiglet? Thank you for using my god-given name. Um, I am not an extravagant person myself, but um, I remember when I first started in comedy, I don't know if you guys know Darlene Hunt.

Um, she's she's a really successful writer, producer now, showrunner type, and Oh, I know. Yeah, I know who that is.

Red curly hair. Um, I met her in standup. She's so deeply funny. It's weird. And uh I remember her getting on a sitcom and being like, "Yeah, I went to Upfronts," which is like the whole How would you describe Upfronts?

It's where they un u uh networks re reveal their upcoming shows. Yeah. And so networks will put money into sending people out to New York and putting you in a nice hotel with like

um you know, money to to spend on food. And I remember her saying like, "Yeah, I was just in this really nice hotel and I could just order room service and eat out of the, you know, get whatever out of the mini bar." And I was like, "What?" I could not even comprehend, you know, it was like when we were open micers still when she got that. And um I really it seemed made up that that this was Darlene's life. And to this day, I have to say that the frivolous thing that I will sometimes, not often, treat myself to is something out of the mini fridge in a hotel room because that is something I would never have touched. And even to this day, I don't go nuts on it because I'm like, I'm not going to spend $12 on some cashews.

You know, that's like $2 in the convenience store. Yeah. I don't like I don't like um I mean I like being generous, but I don't like spending money um

in that kind of way of like $12 cashews, right? Um, so yeah, but I would say that is something where I'm like if I'm stuck in my hotel room and I'm hungry, I'll be like, "All right, $8 bag of tiny chips. I'll eat you." And would you have would you have a little drink from the You're not much of a drinker, but would you have like a solo whiskey in a hotel if you're feeling real like real emot?

There's no world where I would have a solo whiskey like that. I don't there's not there's no um in fact I really in the past few years it's so silly to say I quit drinking because

you never really Yeah. because it paints a picture like I really had to finally get rid of that in my life. But um I stopped doing that a few years ago and um and so no I don't have a solo whiskey. I I usually just will have water and a wild but it feels it feels very extravagant still. Um, but to me it's like I think that the more I'm talking about it, it feels like that.

Wow. I guess I'm doing okay. I'm Mhm. treating myself. Hotel mini bar. Yeah. I won't ever drink the alcohol out of the mini bar cuz that that's even like triple the price. But I if if I I'm not a big big drinker, but I like an oldfashioned here and there. So I I'll just go down to the bar in the lobby, get an oldfashioned, and go back up to the room with

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't It doesn't feel good to me to um I love plow through, but go ahead. I love like like devices and things that are advertised to me on Instagram and like massagers or like like those like face products and things and I like being generous and so I for years thought I am really going all out for Christmas and I would get my parents these like

I don't know like an infrared like you know just this like just junk really and and uh Oh there's the depuffer.

I got the puffer out. Yeah. But my parents finally were like, "Please don't get us that. We don't we don't like it breaks after one use. Like, we don't need it or want it." But yeah,

you know what I did when I got an early paycheck from Chelsea lately? Cuz I had never made much money before. I bought everyone in my family Omaha stakes. And I thought, I have made it. Um, stakes for everybody. Freaking almost.

Oh, I just remembered that. I totally forgot that I did that. What is an Omaha steak? Sorry. Is that a specific cut?

So, it's Omaha, Nebraska. It's out of Omaha, Nebraska. They they sell steaks, but it's kind of the steaks that are like,

you know, they're not fancy. They're at Sizzler, maybe. Yeah. It's like a lowgrade steak, but they sell them in bulk, so you can send somebody like 16 steaks.

That's what you And you were like, and I did that for my whole family. I was like, I made it steaks for everybody.

16 lowgrade steaks for you, 16 lowgrade steaks for you, and 16 lowgrade steaks for you.

I'm sure some of their meat is high quality. I probably got the very basic box of basic [ __ ] steaks.

Here's here's my question for you, Fortune. Uh-huh. Yeah, you have a depuffer. Yeah.

Have I seen a huge difference in your face when I see you? No, I'm not using it every day. That's the problem.

Okay. Well, I'm just telling you nothing. I've noticed nothing. May's extravagant purchase was that sauna.

Oh, [ __ ] Yeah. And that was really worth it. And that I Now I'm like, should I have an extravagant purchase and do that?

Well, the sauna and probably some some research is going to come out that like, you know, counters this. But, um, they really do say if you sauna like three or four times a week, it's your overall health is like like if you're 40 something anyways, you're going to live

40% of all kidnappings happen in a sauna. Well, I don't want to go to the gym, so I'd much rather be in a sauna. what you're telling me.

Get yourself some nice aroma therapy oils and get that get that son. It is It is really worth it. I'm going I went this morning.

I'm I'm going to settle into this home cuz this was my latest extravagant purchase. But I don't see it as

um I It's an investment. Yeah. Um so I see it as a responsible purchase. But if in time once I've not spent as much money as I recently have, I might look into that. Well, you know how Tig did a little um pretty little lady scurry to the fridge.

Yeah. So, picture me in the morning because I go in in just my underwear and you know, but I I scurry cuz I have roommates, right? My friend and his girlfriend live in my back house. So, I scurry out in my underwear to the sauna and then I always when I'm coming out, it's right at the moment that his girlfriend's walking out and I'm like,

I'm sweaty. I'm lobster red and I'm just scurrying. I'm going to say it. I think it's not an accident.

What? You think I want her to see me? No. No. She knows when you're coming out of that.

She wants to see She's hilarious. She really cracks me up. She's really formed a relationship with this stray cat. She made him an Instagram account. Um Dean, we've named him and and she's feeding him. She's a She's hilarious

and and like I'm just so in awe of starting fresh in a new country where you don't speak the language and sometimes or like I always forget that her English isn't great cuz we're chatting away and and then last night it was silent for a while and Matt said what percentage of what I say do you think you understand? And she was like 15. We were like and he was like you're my they're married. He was like my

15%. Wait, what's her first language? Chinese. Oh, gotcha. Bad Mandarin. Yeah, we're back to percentages.

Yeah, we're back to percentages on this app. Yes, there's a theme here. Should we hear what Mr. Handsome Face has to say?

Yes. Is that what he goes by? Yeah. Handsome Face or Rob Thomas. Either one. He knows who he is.

Like for me, uh, I like a nice hotel room. I like first class seats on a plane. And I like really good dinners. Uh, I don't need to buy things. I don't need to own things, but I don't mind spending money on experiences. How do you guys feel about that?

I do like that. I will I will spend money on travel um to have like a to Yeah. to enjoy another place.

Mhm. Yeah. Also, if you're traveling all the time for work and you're exhausted, like anything you can do to make that process a little less

exhausting. See, I'm so If I'm traveling with my family, Yeah. Let's go for it. Have a nice vacation. If it's just me,

you're in a hostel. I No, like what did you say? Fortune. I didn't mean to interrupt, but I just got infiltrated by Omaha Stakes. I'm not lying.

What do you mean? What do you mean infiltrated? I just looked at my I just got added.

Are you online? Are you checking email and Instagram? I got add looked at my email and it says Omaha Steak since 1917. You've been selected. Great steak sampler.

What? Wait, is it listening to you? Of course. Of course. Everyone listens to our podcast. Even Omaha steak.

No, that's creepy. That's you. But more importantly, Fortune, you cannot be doing your texts and emails and Omaha steak ordering. When you are on with us, you are focused.

All I did was just click one thing. When you are on with us, you are focused. I'm focused. I'm focused. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. What was my experiences?

Oh, when I'm on the road, I I just go I Here's the thing. Courtyard Marriott. Well, first of all, my favorite thing when I check into a Courtyard Marriott is saying, "Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Which way is the courtyard?" And then they're like, "Um, they're like, "Oh, we don't have a courtyard." I'm like, "Really? This is Courtyard Marriott, [clears throat] right?

Advertising." Um, but I heard I don't know if it's true that Bob Dylan chooses Courtyard Marriott as well. Somebody told me that. Yeah.

Really? I started it for the mattresses. And then when I stayed at places nicer and not as nice. I I like a Courtyard Marriott mattress.

That's what you like. I stand by that. The Double Tree gives you chocolate chip cookies. I do enjoy that.

That's nice. They're not vegan. I don't think I know. I don't think I've gone to a hotel and um clocked the mattress.

Oh, really? Do you have a bad back? No, but I feel like that's probably coming in time.

Well, I have a bad back. I had spinal fusion and boy, do I have to keep an eye on

what I'm sleeping on. Oh, yeah. For sure. If you've got that going, then you would notice that a lot. And are you like a a Marriott member or something?

Oh my god, I could live there. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. I like the I like the boutique hotels usually when I'm traveling. I like the little local whatever cute hotel they've put in that area.

Yeah. But you know what? Not very reliable mattresses at boutique hotels. Yeah. I do like a chain where I know there's going to be just your basic gym, your business center, your your titub. Your titub. Yeah.

Yeah. Your what was it? Butts out bath. Butts out butthole bath. But usually these boutique hotels have a one of those coffee shops where the people are real turds to you and I love that. You like that when you're getting

Because the meaner they are, the better the coffee is. Yeah, that checks out. Yeah, that didn't happen for me in New York this last time.

Oh, really? O, the buries were so mad at me. And shitty coffee. It was just fine. It was perfectly fine.

Not worth the tude. No, I asked for half decaf as you do. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, and what she was like,

he goes, "So decaf?" And I said, "Well, no. Um, if I could get two shots regular and then two decaf." And he stared at me like I had ordered a frappa whipa cherry on top of, you know, like I was just like, man, I just want,

you know, a quad cap half decaf with almond milk. Fine. It's not straightforward, but that's what I was in the mood for. It wasn't that insane.

Yeah. Anyway. Anyway, guy was a jerk. Um, well, that was lovely hearing from Rob Thomas. I really am a fan. And um,

yeah, if anybody cares, I have a a tour right now. Tickets are on sale for my um, out of nowhere tour. Go to tignotaro.com for all my tour dates. I'm hitting mainly minor markets right now, and I don't mean that in an offensive way. just smaller cities, smaller towns.

That's cool. You know, hitting all that first. Uh, also the documentary I produced, Come See Me in the Good Light, is out on Apple TV. Check that out. Share it with friends. What's going on, guys?

I have a tour. I'm going to 35 cities. Uh, I'm really pumped. And tickets are on mayart.net. It starts the end of February. Uh, come see if I'm coming to your city and then come say hi. And I'm going to I'm going to do standup and then mix in some music and improv and all kinds of things. So come

Awesome. Nice. Yeah. Uh later this month I'll be in St. Petersburg, Florida and Orlando, Florida. And then Norfolk, Norfick, Virginia, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, and Seattle. And at the top of the year, New Orleans, Mobile, Atlanta, and Cincinnati. So check those out. Fortunefe.com. Also go to handsomepod.com for merchandise. and um rate, review, subscribe to the podcast as well as our YouTube channel and also share your favorite episode with a friend. This community continues to grow and it's just the coolest. So, um thank you everyone for listening and until next time, what do you say we uh

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