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Sarah Gadon charms Handsome... and a cat!

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Sarah Gadon charms Handsome... and a cat!", an episode of Handsome Podcast published December 16, 2025 (1 h 6 min, about 12,480 words). It mentions 20 people, works and ideas, including Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro, Sarah Gadon, Will Ferrell, Wayward.

What this episode is about

In this lighthearted discussion, Sarah Gadon shares her experiences and charm, weaving in humorous anecdotes about everyday dilemmas, such as grocery shopping and managing food waste. The conversation also highlights the convenience and appeal of artisanal food delivery services, emphasizing the joy of enjoying freshly prepared meals at home.

Key takeaways

  • Car insurance savings are gold, but managing banana consumption might be the real secret to financial wellness.
  • Wild Grain: where frozen becomes fabulous—because who doesn't want gourmet bread in 25 minutes or less?
  • Improv is like driving—it's best when you don’t rehearse and just go with the flow, but with fewer banana peels.
  • Ever pondered the irony of an Oscar blunder being more memorable than the films? Voilà, Hollywood magic!
  • Warren Beatty's mishap at the Oscars reminds us: even legends can have a 'whoops' moment, just like grocery lists!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Wild Grain, All State, Oscars, Golden Globe
  2. – 20:00: Thrive Cosmetics, All State, Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro
  3. – 30:00: Star Trek, Wayward, Will Ferrell
  4. – 40:00: Blissy, Carl's Jr., Paris Hilton, Kathy Hilton
  5. – 50:00: IHOP
  6. – 1:06:23: All State, Tig Notaro, Wayward, Carl's Jr.

Notable quotes from "Sarah Gadon charms Handsome... and a cat!"

  • You know what's smart? Checking All State First for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance. You know what's not smart? Not checking how many bananas you're buying at the grocery.
    about All State · at
  • Welcome to the handsome pod. It's me, your friend, Tig Noaro. Yay, Tig.
    about Tig Notaro · at
  • Yeah. He was part of that the whole Oscars debacle.
    about Warren Beatty · at
  • Look. From a simple just got to get out the door routine to festive winter glam, Thrive Cosmetics is your go-to for completing any look. Every product is 100% vegan…
    about Thrive Cosmetics · at
  • May is going to be doing a guest star on the Will Ferrell show.
    about Will Ferrell · at
  • Not only lead to Star Trek, but for the 60th anniversary of Star Trek, I'm going to be in the Rose Parade. No, on a FL on a on the Star Trek with I don't know what that is. And I react in LA, right?
    about Star Trek · at
  • Okay. Today's question asker is a Canadian actor who starred in films like Belle, Enemy, and Dracula Untold. Also, Alias Grace is such an amazing show. She also stars as Laura, my wife,.
    about Sarah Gadon · at
  • Give Blissy's naturally cooling and breathable pillowcases a try. They're dermatologist tested and recommended.
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Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Fortune Feimster — Person · Host / co-host · 2 mentions · first at
    Co-host driving several bits (phone contacts, Oscars blunders) and shares a personal update about her mother’s cancer treatment.
  • Tig Notaro — Person · Host / co-host · 2 mentions · first at
    One of the three main hosts of the Handsome podcast; participates throughout in banter and the listener/guest question segment.
  • Sarah Gadon — Person · Guest question-asker (voice note) · 5 mentions
    Introduced as a Canadian actor and the episode’s question-asker; her prompt (“what house pet would you be?”) drives the main discussion segment.
  • Will Ferrell — Person · Referenced celebrity / work connection · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a notable contact and in relation to an upcoming acting job where May is guest starring on a show associated with him.
  • Warren Beatty — Person · Referenced celebrity (anecdote) · 1 mention · first at
    Used as a comedic name-drop about having his phone number and as a reference point for the Oscars Best Picture announcement mix-up.
  • Paris Hilton — Person · Referenced celebrity (discussion topic) · 2 mentions · first at
    Discussed as someone May is a “deep fan” of; used to talk about her documentary, public persona, and her family connection to Kathy Hilton.
    What are you a fan of? Well, her documentary is incredible. And there's a documentary about her.
  • Lisa Gilroy — Person · Referenced friend of the podcast · 1 mention · first at
    Appears in a story about a proposed improv concept built around Alanis Morissette’s album songs; framed as a recurring friend/guest of the show.
    Lisa, she's singing stunningly, like belting out these tunes. So, we decided or one of our ideas is we're going to do an improv show where we play every song on the album and…
  • Diane Wiest — Person · Referenced actor (anecdote) · 5 mentions
    Mentioned in a story about acting together on Life in Pieces, specifically involving an on-set scene with a large python.
  • Kathy Hilton — Person · Referenced celebrity (event anecdote) · 2 mentions · first at
    Appears as a notable attendee at an event May attended with Sarah Gadon; discussed via her Real Housewives moment and relation to Paris Hilton.
    Town, we went to like she had a plus one to some event and brought me and Kathy Hilton was there and that was really exciting for us.

Books & papers

  • Jagged Little Pill — Book · Referenced work · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a song from the album being played.
    One of the funn the funniest. Yeah. And we were I was in heaven cuz we were playing Alena Moriceette songs and singing in our best voice. I was playing guitar. She was on drums. And you sang with her.

Companies & orgs

  • Carl's Jr. — Company · Referenced company · 4 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in passing as a fast-food chain known for its commercials.
    Know I'm just I think she's I mean I like her listen I'm not I don't dislike her I'm just curious she is she does Carl's Jr. commercials does she yes you've never seen her eat a burger I love Carl's Jr. by the way.
  • IHOP — Company · Referenced company · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in a personal anecdote about a past experience.
    To go to the IHOP. I need to do a lot of things. So I would write if I'm doing rounds, if you need me, page me. And I was straight up at the IHOP eating breakfast.

Places & events

  • Oscars — Event · Referenced event · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a past Oscars debacle involving Warren Batty.
    Yeah. He was part of that the whole Oscars debacle.
  • Golden Globe — Event · Referenced event · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of a hypothetical podcast category.
    Community maybe our way to get to that is the Golden Globes finally has a podcast category do they we're not nominated don't worry but we could.

Media & podcasts

  • Wayward — Media · Referenced work · 5 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a Netflix miniseries where one of the hosts has a role.
    I can't wait. Maybe we should get them to put the glistening stuff on our arms like you got in Wayward.
  • Star Trek — Media · Referenced work · 4 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of the 60th anniversary and a host's involvement.

Sponsors

  • All State — Company · Sponsor · 6 mentions · first at
    Primary sponsor of the podcast, mentioned multiple times with promotional language.
  • Wild Grain — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a bake-from-frozen subscription box for artisanal breads, pastries, and pastas.
    Northbrook, Illinois. This episode of Handsome is brought to you by Wild Grain. Wild Grain is the first bake from Frozen subscription box for artisal breads, seasonal pastries…
  • Thrive Cosmetics — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a vegan, cruelty-free makeup brand with clean ingredients.
  • Blissy — Product · Sponsor · 3 mentions · first at
    Promoted as a silk pillowcase brand with anti-aging properties.

Full transcript with timestamps

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Cheers. Cheers. Welcome to the Oh, do you want to do it? No, I just kind of croked. I just went what?

Welcome to the handsome pod. It's me, your friend, Tig Noaro. Yay, Tig. Yay, Fortune. It's me, Fortune.

M. Yay, May. We're in an improv troop. What's our improv name? Um, how I have one. What is

I have a name. Okay. Improv troop. Oo. Have to be. What about um two against one and all our scenes that are two against one.

I like that. Okay. I like that. I like that. Let's go. What What do you have? I I suggested improv trip.

You did. You suggested two against one. How about um dumpster tits? Yeah, that's pretty strong.

I thought of a good concept for directed at one of us. I thought of a good concept for improv show guys.

You did what? I thought of a good concept for an improv show. So, I had Lisa Gilroy, friend of the pod.

Friend of the pod at my house. Very funny person. Truly one of the funn the funniest. Yeah. And we were I was in heaven cuz we were playing Alena Moriceette songs and singing in our best voice. I was playing guitar. She was on drums. And

you sang with her. My best stop. I knew that was coming. My best friend. Well, I have to come up with complicated ways to get Atlantis's attention. And this is one of them. It's cuz we're playing a What's the matter, Mary Jane from Jagged Little Pill. Lisa is singing like there's no end to her talents. Lisa, she's singing stunningly, like belting out these tunes. So, we decided or one of our ideas is we're going to do an improv show where we play every song on the album and there's a scene themed around each song. So, there's a scene that's highly ironic.

There's a scene that's head over heels. There's a scene that's if you're flawless then you'll win my love, you know, whatever. So, we but we play the songs in between. Anyway, sorry to start the pod with this, but

Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait to tell my bestie Atlantis about this. Do you have her number?

No, I never got her number. I have it. Do you actually? No. Oh my god. No. No. You know whose number I have? It will blow your mind. And I I don't think I've ever texted with him,

but he I This is a real bit. I I Whoa. Whoa. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Oh, God. Who is that? Um, I think I have his number. And um,

oh, who is it? Can we guess? Let me see. Who is that? Warren. Warren. Batty. Yes.

Warren Batty. Yes, indeed. I have Warren Batty's son. Random. And you just have his first name in there.

It was either Batty or Buffett. Yeah. Warren B could go either way. Yeah. Oh my god. I have never texted him, but um we have mutual friends. He and uh Annette and Stephanie and I um have mutual friends and we have um socialized with them.

Hilarious. Do we send him a pic? No. A selfie of all three of us. Yeah. Oh my god. What a gorgeous man.

Yeah. He was part of that the whole Oscars debacle. What do you mean? You don't remember that?

Which what Oscars debacle? the where they named the wrong mo best picture where they said moonlight and then it was La La Land.

It was Yeah. How did that happen? He uh they were given the wrong card or something.

But why was there ever a card with the wrong information? It was It was from the previous um year.

It was from the previous category or something. That was crazy. Oh, he announced it. He it was him and Fay Dunaway were on the and they both two

upandcomers throw each other under the buzz. It was a whole that and were they really trying to throw each other under?

Well, because I think it was some one of them paused and the other one was like just read it or something.

Oh my god. And but they but the person who paused it might have been FA was like but this isn't read it and caused that whole thing.

I love an an Oscars blunder like that like Adeline. Never forget about Adelaine was classic.

That's a gift from the universe. What are some other Oscar blunders? Well the slap. Uh

well that was the slap heard all around the world. All around the world. What else? There are very few live events now.

Yeah. Other than sports and Conan's hosting this year, right? Uh-huh. Again. And we're doing our

Are we And we are going to tap dance right behind him. Can you tell Conan that we're having them know?

We need to get on our tap classes. Then I think it's less on us and more on if people want to see it, they need to start a formal petition. like we need we need to we need so the support of our community

maybe our way to get to that is the Golden Globes finally has a podcast category

do they we're not nominated don't worry but we could the Golden Globes not has a podcast category

since when this year am I crazy yeah no it's true but you're also but we crazy but could we be the presenters You would. I mean,

I say yes. You would think. And we come out and tap And we come out in tap shoes.

Yeah. And we don't tap dance. And we don't tapes our loud horse suit. Our horse. Yeah. People need to see us.

You think the smartest guys are going to wear a horse suit? No. They're just going to be cool and swab. We're going to get in a horse suit.

Yeah. Yeah. What are they hosting? No. No. But they have a podcast, do they? I did that to Jason during the Zootopia Press. Someone asked him about his podcast. I went, "You have a podcast?" And he was like,

"Hilarious. Hilarious. Hilarious." Well, I don't Who phone number do did do you have in your

Oh, yeah. Who Who do you have that would be like what? I feel like I've anyone of note that I know I' we've I've shamelessly milked for the pod and tried to get a question from. There's no big surprises.

I know. We're We're hitting up all our friends. Yeah. Who do you have in your phone that might surprise us?

That Well, it wouldn't surprise you. Nie mans. Yeah, but something that surp like you didn't think I had Warren Batty.

I certainly didn't think that. Um, do I have anyone super famous? You I You have a lot more than I do in my phone.

You know what trend I like? Like because it would be really funny if you busted out a name of an obscure childhood friend of mine that I've never talked if you went well

number. How did Yeah. Ian Peach? And that was effortless. You think I don't watch your content?

That was crazy. Baby cakes. Wait, that's the guy you had a crush on as a child.

Ian Peach was my first boyfriend. But how did you remember that? How did you remember that?

Amazing. That was very Tom Cruz of you. That was cool. That was That is Tom Cruz. Thank you guys.

But I like, have you seen the trend on like Instagram and Tik Tok where people go to to their grandparents who don't know they're being filmed and they go, "Oh god, I'm so hungry. I could eat Charles McAffrey or some." And they go, "What? What?

Charles McAffrey." They go, "How do you know that name? I haven't thought about him in 60 years.

I could eat Charles M." They say, "I could eat." And then and then a random name from their grandparents childhood.

It's so funny. That's really I'm just going through my contacts now. Brandy Carile. That's not surprising.

What? What? What about an elderly male actor? Like I called out Arnold Arnold. Well, he doesn't have a phone number, but I have his email. He

He phones. He doesn't have a phone. No, he uses a iPad. Oh, okay. Cool. Um, well, this is leading to nothing other than me not um, communicating with you guys on this podcast.

Do you have Total? I have Will Frell's phone number. Okay. Do we call him? I mean, this is just a tease cuz you are doing Can we prank call him? We block your number.

I'm not prank call. Oh my god. Let's prank call Warren Batty. Oh my god. I We need to

I have a handyman's phone number. Oh, I shared that with a plumber. His name was John.

Okay, Mindy Kaling. This is terrible. This is terrible. Unfortunately, this is No, this is bad. Terrible. This is just named dropping.

Wait, what if I just Knight from New Kids on the Blog. Oh, I should ask him for a question.

How do we get this episode back on track? Back on track. Oh, I thought you were going to say nominated for an Oscar Academy Award.

Yeah. Well, we're submitting this episode for sure. This one will be the one that

What sounds fancier? Oscar or Academy Award? Academy Award. Academy Award. Yeah. Oscar.

So angry at me. Academy Award. Yeah. Um, I have a weird thing that happened related to you, which is I I mentioned this the other night, but I got a package that

Oh, yeah. I assumed was from you, but it was addressed to you and it was from Willie Nelson has like a THC.

Oh, yeah. I got Did you get that? But it was addressed to me. Okay. I got TIGs.

So, it was from I didn't get mine. Well, I assumed that it's like an alcohol with THC in it, right? No alcohol, just like

and Willy's just high packing these up. Tig and May are interchangeable. It's like I don't know. They both have short hair.

So I got on my mind. I thought maybe cuz you don't get high typically. You were like, I don't know. But and then I don't really So it's been sitting in my kitchen and then my roommate uh you know my friend Matt and his girlfriend live in my back house.

Sure. So they came in. were watching a movie and and my roommate's girlfriend was like, "I want some of that." She and she's from China. She's doesn't smoke weed.

And uh what does being from China have to do? Well, it's so illegal there. Oh, right. Right. Right. Like, it is so prison right there.

It is so prison. So, if you smoke weed, that is so prison. Oh my god. We're going to start a new saying. That's so prison, girl. That's so prison. So prison.

And what does it mean? Like hardcore. It's It's like I don't know. We just We're making it up.

Yeah. It's so illegal. It's so Oh my god, girl. That's so prison, girl. So, she's like, I want to try it. And we were all like, I don't know if, you know, it might be kind of strong. And she was like, no, I really want to. So, my friend made her a drink with it, like some soda water and ice and

and she drinks it. I we didn't have any. And then I kind of forgot that she'd had it. And like 40 45 minutes go by.

She jumped off the building. She and she's no longer with us. No, she goes totally silent. And then I go, "Leslie, how you doing, by the way? Do you feel anything?" And she goes, she goes, "No, I I don't think I feel anything, but my soul has shrunk."

And I went, "What?" And she said, "My soul has shrunk and and now there's space between my soul and my body." And I was like, "Let's just take that away from you. Isn't that wild?" And then um

how long has she been in the States? Uh only four months or something. Five months.

And had she ever had any THC? once before she said and so her body's just like not really

Oh, her body's just like what is happening? Yeah. Yeah. And she was she had a great night. But

how old is she? 35 I think. 33. Oh man. Interesting. Me up. And also the cuz English is not her first language and so she uses language so intentionally and so and it always is exactly what she means and like you know what I mean? So to say my soul has shrunk in my and I kind of know that feeling where you're like inside yourself there's a That's really interesting when you said she uses language intentionally so she says exactly what she means. So, it's like

that would be a really great and interesting romantic relationship to be in because

oh, the cultural differences between them too are hilarious but just like saying so directly and it's like okay

well she was saying that in like in English or like we'll say I love you or these romantic things and in China they don't say that as much but instead if you say something poetic about the moon

it means means you're saying I love you. So if you go the moon's looking pretty uh milky milky milky moonless moon.

Yeah. Cuz the hots for me. That's interesting. Mhm. She's amazing. She really did like the moon though.

I know. Yeah. And then you're like you didn't like the person even though the moon was clearly so milky.

Gorgeous. Milky milky. Yeah. You know what's smart? Checking All State First for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance. You know what's not smart? Not checking that your parking spot is actually a parking spot. You just wanted to run some errands. Now your car is getting towed. Yeah, checking first is smart. So check All State first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with All State. Potential savings vary. Subject to terms, conditions, and availability. All State North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. Winter for me is all about turning my home into a cozy sanctuary. It's the small things.

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And she said, "If you do that, you will have 100% happiness." I was like, "Really?" And she said, "Yeah, 100%. You're going to taste the orange from the top of your head. Like, it is going to be euphoria." So, I was like, "I got to try this." And she had an orange in in the back house. So she brought out the orange and she went to bed and then so later in the night I get ready for bed and then I go in the sauna and then I have my big moment but I forgot I brushed my teeth so it tasted like toothpasty orange which

but then after that passed I did have some happiness. Wow. What is my life? What she intended?

What is my life? Just sitting in the dark alone eating an orange in a sauna going "Wow."

But I brushed my teeth. She said 100% happiness. And I did eat an orange with after brushing my teeth. And I did feel some happiness. Something happened. Throw it to fortune.

Yeah. Yeah. Fortune. How's life? Yeah. My life. What's happening? Oh. Um, my mom did have some good news. Oh. Um, which is was nice because, uh, you know, last time we talked about her, it was looking like nothing was working.

Mhm. And that was buming all of us out, of course. Um, and she, you know, her cancer is incurable, so it's never going it's not going away, but some of the really big tumors have shrunk.

Oh, great. So, that was she on trials? She was on just on chemo. Oh. Oh. And and they said that they she took she was scheduled for like eight rounds, but she said often times people her age can only do like four. Their body can only hand handle like four rounds, and she's done seven.

Wow. And um so they the doctors were really pleased with um how much she was able to handle. Right now her um uh bone marrow is super low, so she has to go off of it to to try to just rest. um to get that back up. Um but she had a tum a tumor the size of a um lime that's now the size of a grape.

So that was a big um positive. That's very significant. Yeah. Yeah. So that so she's potentially a candidate for um this surgery. She uh she's not a candidate for certain surgeries that could get rid of stuff. There's too much cancer in there. But, uh, she's a candidate for some surgery that would help, um, dissipate some stuff some more.

Um, and and they were keep reminding her this will not get rid of it. It's not going away. So, I don't we don't want you to think this is like a fix, but it could help with longevity. So, um, she's getting a couple second opinions on that and then we'll see.

That is amazing. So, yeah, some some positive stuff. So, she's a horse, man. She's like, I'm just going to

Mhm. I mean, the fact that she's done so many rounds is insane. She must have been like boyed by that news, too. Like,

yeah, it came at a good time cuz I think her spirits were starting to get pretty low like she had done all these rounds and nothing was happening. And we were and and it was her only

avenue at the time was chemo or amunotherap and or amunotherapy. So if they didn't work, there was not much else we could do.

So to have some some results finally. Yeah. I think made her just put a pep in her step for sure.

I bet. That's great. So So that that um was good news and that made me very happy. So I've been

And when did you get that news? A week ago. Okay. Um it's great. Yeah. And you're filming.

Oh, sorry. People are texting me. I mean, is it new kids in the block? Yeah. Other than that, life is I've just been working. Life is good.

Um, we're filming together tomorrow. I know, man. I What if I get the giggles looking at you?

You might. You might. I might not be able to look at you. May is going to be doing a guest star on the Will Ferrell show.

Um, and we're going to be scene partners. I can't wait. Oh my god. I can't wait. Maybe we should get them to um put uh the glistening stuff on our arms like you got in Wayward.

Oh, like a like contour. Well, I have full tattoo sleeves in in what I'm filming tomorrow.

Yeah. Which I liked. I liked it. They tried it out and I I kind of liked how it looked.

Yeah. I don't think they're going to My character is not sexy at all on this show.

Speak I mean says you. Yeah. What are you What are you talking about? You'll see when you see the show the outfits they have me in.

They did show me some are not They did show me some outfits. Not sexy. You know, there's someone for everyone.

Yeah, I guess so. Yes, there is someone for everyone. I look like a vintage ' 90s lesbian in the outfits they have me in.

It's incredible. Oh, is this from set today? How big dare you? What is this? A roast.

That was We already decided we're not roasters. We are not ripped. I am a ribber.

You You do ribber and I do enjoy being ribbed. Yeah. So, are you done with Toronto? Are you

No, I go back and forth. Oh, really? And as I said, I was supposed to do a part on Fortune show, but I couldn't cuz I was in my space suit.

I wonder if I if it's the part I'm doing. I would can't imagine. No, cuz I'm in town. I'm in town.

Oh, yeah. True. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but you need to tell casting that the three of us need to be in a scene together.

Any of us does. And then I'm going to tell Star Trek that you two need to give us a

suited for the window of the spaceship. I would have a hard time learning all that um, space jargon.

I think they've given up on me and they just give me like quips and stuff. Perfect. They don't try to get you to be like throw open the sonic transducers.

Oh, May would be good. What is a transducer? I don't I think that's a line from Rocky Horror Picture Show, actually. I was just trying to

Okay. I've been It's the 50th anniversary of Rocky Horror Picture Show. Nice. It's the 60th anniversary of Star Trek.

Is it really? And guess I never thought writing jokes and doing standup would not only lead to Star Trek, but

for the 60th anniversary of Star Trek, I'm going to be in the Rose Parade. No, on a FL on a on the Star Trek with

I don't know what that is. And I react in LA, right? It's in the Rose Parade. Yeah, it's on New York in Pasadena.

Yeah. And it's just this gigantic televised parade and it's like they have five actors from previous and current Star Trek uh iterations.

Shatner um I don't think Shatner um not they haven't announced Shatner. I wonder if it be George Dyers.

Yeah, George is in it. And then um Rebecca Oh my Oh my Are you going to be in your costume like in character?

I don't know. I just was uh asked to do it and I was like I've got to do the Rose Parade. That's

maybe Is Stephanie gonna come watch from somewhere with Max and Finn? Stephanie Max and Finn and her mom I believe are going

I might text her and try to get in there. I want to wave at you. You should I don't think because they're very like they can only get me four VIP tickets.

Oh, I don't even want VIP. I just want to be by the side of the road like Oh. Oh, sure. That's all that's all you.

Go for it. Have fun. with some cider. Yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah, it'll be really I think it will be.

Yeah, I I've you know, I've growing up and visiting Mississippi and New Orleans and stuff or Marty Gro, I I certainly my family would have like a a float and I I would be on it waving.

Oh, really? Um, did you see boobies? I don't use that word. Was that a weird question? Um,

I would think Martyra there's lots in New Orleans, but not kind of the Rose Parade.

Well, no, I'm saying in New Or the New There's Marty Gro parades all over the place. And the ones in like New Orleans. Yeah. People

Oh, this is your hometown. Well, there's also the the the small town parades where people aren't necessarily taking their shirts off.

They're lost. Have you done the New Orleans one? No. I mean, I've been to it. Oh, yeah. I've been to that many times.

Are there boobies? Oh, they're everywhere. Oh god, I got to go. God, I got to go.

Yeah, of course. Love the boobs. And let's go to commercial. Love the boobs and the butts.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. You gay? I'm pretty gay. Yeah, I'm gay. I'm like gay. Gay. I'm real gay, y'all.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love I love a lady. Yeah. Yes. Yes, you do. Speaking of ladies, should we get to our question?

Like a lady. What's a fortune? Sing from cute. I'm getting another text. God, I'm so popular. It's from Thomas saying, "Stop singing.

Treat like a lady. It's the best you can do." We need to get a handsome float at the Rose Parade.

I know. Um I'm so excited about our question asker. Yeah, because she's a Canadian icon. She played Laura in Wayward. Um,

that's your wife. That's my wife. My wife. Um, and she's also just been in so much amazing stuff. Today's

what? Take just looked at me. She did the thing and this one went. Okay. Today's question asker is a Canadian actor who starred in films like Belle, Enemy, and Dracula Untold. Also, Alias Grace is such an amazing show. She also stars as Laura, my wife, my wife, on the hit Netflix miniseries Wayward. Sarah Goden is asking today's question.

Yes, Sarah. She's so pretty. The most pretty. Prettier than me? No. No one's No one's prettier than you, Tig.

Thank you. Hey, handsome. Uh, excuse my appearance. I'm in the middle of moving houses this week and I was walking down the street and I saw this little cat.

Oh. And it made me think, if you had to be a house pet, what house pet would you be?

Wait, that's just a random cat. She's just like that's a random Yeah, we just got the information too for him.

She She looked like like you know Belle from Beauty and the Beast that's just like in the village like

the animals are just approaching. That's sort of her energy, right? That's the energy she's bringing to them.

Definitely. People are magnetized. Um Yeah, but she doesn't have to do much for that to happen. Very

I get that. I have that a lot. Yeah, that was just so tired of all my magnetism.

I'm so magnetic and good-looking that people just are, you know, like what you guys can barely talk right now.

It's true. I'm can't talk because I saw a kitty. Oh my god. City. A random I am feeding this stray cat by my house and then I worry about him in the rain.

Yeah. Anyway, you don't worry about him otherwise. No, he can take care of him. So like he's someone must be I mean I feed him. Someone must be taking care of him.

There's a lot of outdoor cats. I saw a funny thing on Instagram that somebody um made a video of they show this cat in the window and then underneath it says that's my cat in someone else's house.

That's really funny. They saw their cat just like in someone else's window living a life in their neighbor's house.

That's hilarious. That's why I shared it honestly because I thought it was funny.

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So Laura, did you know Laura before y'all shot Wayward? Laura is the character. Sarah is

That's what I meant. What? No, but we have like Wait, that's not your wife in real life?

We have mutual friends, but we'd never met, but we're the exact same age from the exact same place. So, it really felt like

we grew up together. We did have an instant like a bond, but the first time I met her

the same school though. No, I didn't go to the same school. Um, but I was so nervous to meet her cuz she's like a legit actor

and uh like movie star and I really wanted her to think, oh, this is a serious person who's going to really, you know, be professional and bring their aame. And the first time I met her, I was dressed like a giant sort of anus. like I was hosting um like an awards show and doing a bit and so I was dressed like a big worm with a

and it was really humiliating. She was at that award show. She was like, "Hi, I'm

and you're like, "Hi, I'd like to cast you in my next project." Yeah, it was really embarrassing.

Just ignore the anus surrounding Canada. She lives in Toronto. Actually, she was just in town, her and her husband and baby and her mom. And then her and her husband came over to my house and rearranged my furniture. They went, "That's nice. That's very Canadian."

Yeah. They were like, "This has got to be right." Yes. Changed the entire to the point where no one's even noticed that it's changed because it should have always been that way. That's

how it's supposed to be. It was pretty incredible. These are good guests. Oh, they're the best.

You like a guest that comes in and rearranges your house? For sure. Get in there. Make yourself comfortable. Don't make me do all the like I like people who come in and go,

"Okay, we're doing this and let me You know what I mean? Yeah. Taking charge." Yeah. Taking charge. I'm going to come over and rearrange things back to how I feel like it should go.

I love it. Take all the legs off the chair. I love that she's traveling with a whole village. I'm I've got I'm so popular. I need to put this

Who's texting you? Just a bunch of people. Oh my god. I mean, honestly, there's people in here that There's one person who just text me I haven't heard from in years. I guess my Jeopardy episode is

Oh, that's airing. But I didn't do great on it. So, we don't need to revisit that.

I did well on Jeopardy. You did? Your wheel of fortune will forever be a Wheel of Fortune on it.

Exercise. What was it? Um something. My exorcist exorcist bike. Crashing my exorcist bike.

Classic television. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um All right. She was when she was in town, we went to like she had a plus one to some event and brought me and uh Kathy Hilton was there and that was really exciting for us.

Oh, are you a Housewives fan? Um, no. Sarah is I love Paris and and I and so I kind of know Kathy through that.

You're a Paris Hilton fan? I'm a deep Paris fan. What are you a fan of? Well, her documentary is incredible. And

there's a documentary about her. Yes. And basically, you know, that that persona that she does,

it's a persona that she created in her early 20s and you hear her talking and her voice is like, "Yeah, bro." Like, it's

And she's so smart and she a Simple Life with her and Nicole Richie. Oh, that show was hilarious.

They were comedy geniuses. That was very funny. What a double act. And I just think she's great. in the documentary actually because she was sent to a troubled teen institute like in my show and so she kind of lifts the veil on that and she's just had an interesting life and I don't know I'm just I think she's

I mean I like her listen I'm not I don't dislike her I'm just curious she is she does Carl's Jr. commercials

does she yes you've never seen her eat a burger I love Carl's Jr. by the way that's tasty I need to talk about Carl's Jr. Yeah.

How it's not Carl Junior's. That's a really good point. Yeah. It's because they put the when it's junior, they put the S on the name before Junior.

Carl's Junior. Carl's Jr. Yeah. Why did they do that? Why did they move? That's why I'm bringing it up.

Carl's Junior. It's a very What? Do you know why, Thomas? They were called Carl Juniors.

Carl Junior. They were an economic disaster, but two of the restaurants consistently turned over a profit. When Mr. Carter visited these branches, he discovered they were built by the same contractor who misspelled Carl Junior's as Carl's Jr.

Oh. And so he just stuck with it. So it's not something where it's like that's how you do it with um

when there's a junior. No, it's a it's a typo and they just stuck with it cuz they were like there's something to this.

Carl's Jun. It's they that same restaurant owns Hardies. Well, I don't know Hardies.

How do you know this? Fortune fact. Fortune fact. Fortune fact. Um on Hardies I uh has great biscuits.

Oh, you love a biscuit. I love a biscuit. I have three cats and they make biscuits day and night.

That's a cute biscuit. Yeah. I like Paris Hilton's mom, Kathy, because she was in the housewives of Beverly Hills.

Yeah. And she's someone said that something was hunky dory. And she goes, "Oh, yeah. Who's hunky dory?"

Yeah. She thought it was a person. She was dead serious about it. She goes, "Who?" Sorry, I don't know who that is.

The person. And it was It was good. So funny. That was really good television cuz she was so earnest about it. Yeah.

Wait, so what house pet would you be? Oh, yeah. Back to Sarah's question. Actually, Paris has a ton of animals.

She has Pomeranians. Pomeranians. Just like my baby boy. Yeah. I mean, if I could be a specific house.

I'm going to get to see him soon. That would be biggie. I was just He's He'll be with me soon. I haven't seen him in a while.

Oh. So, I am excited to reconnect. Will you uh will you send our love? I will. Yeah. I was going to I was thinking if you would see him at some point. I don't know.

Yeah. Just tell him we say hi. I will. He's good. I think he's good. Yeah. Yeah. Um

it's hard to tell with his He doesn't answer my phone. And he has dead eyes. And he has dead eyes.

No. Um I will get to spend some time with him soon. I'm very very excited. He's been too long.

I'm excited to see him. It's been too long. Oh my god. I hate being away from him.

Yeah. Sucks. He's from a broken home now. I know. Oh, it's so sad. I know. Like,

yeah, it's just, you know, hard to coord coordinate cuz we've been in different places for a while.

Yeah. Yeah. But we'll figure it out. Does he have a phone? Um, I haven't gotten him a cell phone.

He's not old enough. I don't know. How old is he? He's like 11. Oh, yeah. He's not old enough to have a phone yet,

but he he's he pages me. He does page. Are pagers still around? They've got to be. Why? Yeah.

Just got to be got to be has to be around. There was a comedian years ago that had a joke about that. I the movie The Call. Is there a movie called The Call is coming from within the house?

No, that's the tagline for a movie, isn't it? From like Black Christmas or something,

right? No, this is like a old timey maybe. But she reenacted it like it was when pagers were popular that like that she's going about her life and then her pager goes off and she looked down and she's like

that's funny. I had a pager in college. Did you? I had a pager. Yeah. Yeah. I loved It was so exciting to have one because

you get to pull over and use a pay phone. Nothing more exciting. Well, I think I told you I was an RA and did I ever tell you this?

A resident assistant. So, at college, you had a position of authority. I had So, I put on my board, my white board. What a

on my door that I cuz you're supposed to stay on campus uh once a month and you can't leave, right?

And I am I cannot be tamed. You're a rolling stone. I need to I need to go to the IHOP. I need to do a lot of things. So I would write if I'm doing rounds, if you need me, page me. And I was straight up at the IHOP eating breakfast.

Your page going. And so if someone paged me, I went to the pay phone cuz again, they don't know where it's coming from.

Yeah. And the these were the days where you couldn't track anything. I mean, a pay phone just snuggling your face into that disgusting receiver. I loved and how funny that it's called a receiver

and yeah and the people were like said what they needed had no idea I was at the IHOP and I was just like you know answer their question and that went back to my you know whatever the smothered that's Waffle House.

Well isn't it like a they make a face with like bacon and Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Rudy Tutti Fresh and Fruity IHOP right?

I love Payones so much though. I would get a tattoo of a pay phone. The last time I was at an IHOP, um my father surprised me at uh my show in Virginia and I maybe already told

I remember you telling us he surprised you, but you didn't tell us the IHOP part.

Yeah. And then uh he he had he drove out there to surprise me. It's really nice that he did that. Um and then he was staying in the town where I was. Maybe it was Richmond or whatever. And then um the next morning he took me to IHOP and he was like, "Get whatever you want."

A this is on me. I love that. Yeah. Nice. But like earnestly. Yeah. Yeah. This is on me.

Were you a vegan back then? No, this was long ago. Bunch of sausage. I was I was walking around the corner and I saw this guy leaning up like his

he always wore uh you know those biker boots with like the the metal circle there with a knife leaning up. Yeah. He always had a knife in his boot or a pistol

like hey kid. Oh yeah. But he was leaning up against the wall and I was like god that guy looks like my father. Then as I got closer I was like oh my god that's

so nice. That would be so random just cuz you didn't see him very much. Um, barely. It was really wild. It

was really wild. And then I I think I told you, but I sold out the comedy club,

but it was Christmas. And he was he was like, "Wow." He was like he thought I was the biggest star in the world. And I was like, "No, no, no, no, no. It's like holidays. They they you know, they give free tickets to to to companies and office parties and stuff."

But um yeah, that was my last time at IHOP. But what house pet would you be? Right. Sarah's question.

Oh gosh. Gosh, we can't forget this. I would be a cat. Of course. I mean, I would be I I mean,

dogs need too. You'd be stressed. Your owner goes out. You're anxious. A lot of anxiety being a dog.

Yeah. Cuz you wouldn't give a crap. You like get out of here. I've got a nap to take. Leave me alone.

I'm snuggling on the bed. I mean, that's what I left today was our three cats. Yeah. Two of them were cleaning each other.

Oh, they're Yeah, I'm becoming a cat. More of a cat person. They're self-sufficient. I've never had a cat. Okay.

Once you get them, you'll see that they do have individual personalities. I never believe that until

cuz sometimes they seem like dicks. Yeah. Doubt you. I mean, I'm a deep dog person.

Yeah. But sometimes they're not. I mean, sure. Sure. They'll turn on a dime and

like you remember when Right. Right. Right. I am scar for life. That was the craziest. If you're just tuning into the pod, dig back into the old episodes and find when Tig got mauled by her cat.

Yes, I did. But also, this is what I left today. Oh my god. Cleaning his sister.

Yeah, that's cute. Let's see. Come on. Kitty City. Cleaning his sister. Those I of all the cats, I do like this kind.

The long-haired guys. The furry ones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like the matt at all.

Did you see his arm around? Pretty cute. Yeah. All right. Well, anyway, I'd be a cat. What about you?

My friend My friends were at um turtle turtle tortoise. Turtle tortoise. I They were at university. It was this big house of girls. And I went to visit my friend.

Girl, were there boobies in there? Were there boobies? And they were like, I mean, it was a filthy house. Like they were, you know, and they partied all the time. And I went to stay for the weekend with my friend and they and one of them had a pet snake that escaped and was never found again.

It was somewhere in the house. It escaped and it was this big whatever. They never found it.

It never appeared and they had to move out of the house in the house anymore. Yeah. Yeah. You're right.

Yeah, I know. I'm right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That where I was watching a late night interview with Zoe Kravitz and her mom has a snake.

Okay. and they went to stay at Taywith's house um because something was happening with their place and they need or it was during the fires or something. Yeah.

And the mom and her mom, Lisa Bonet, who's gorgeous. So if she has a snake, you're going to let her bring a snake.

Yeah. You're like bring Taylor and and Zoe didn't know her mom brought the snake.

Oh my god. And the snake somehow got in the wall of the bathroom. Oh my god. They get in the walls. They get they go into the walls.

Yeah. And they like had to tear this bathroom apart. Oh my god. The wall. Can you imagine?

Why not just leave it in there? Because if the snake Well, I guess it has to eat.

If the snake came out and Taylor Swift's house and that's a nightmare. That's a nightmare.

Why in Taylor Swift's house? Taylor Swift Taylor. Do you know Dakota Johnson's grandmother had lions as pets? Wow. In her house.

Yeah, that's insane. That is crazy. Yeah. And Dakota would pet these lions, like go visit.

I don't know. Well, I don't know. People are I just I think one of them attacked Melanie.

Oh my gosh. Yeah. I think she maybe got mauled as a kid or something. Oh my lord.

Oh my god. I don't I'm not freedom, but I also don't have a lot of information. I could be completely making stuff up.

I might I might have lied. I don't know. This is a TIG fun fact. Um I I'm not into those kind of pets like things that belong in nature or

Yeah. Or or snakes or tarantulas or No, I don't want any spider. I don't want any snake

driving here. A spider came down in front of me. In your car. In my car. This is why I don't want to get my license. I'm

scared. Because of a random spider. But haven't you been driving and you see a spider and and it's it's very distracting. You try

almost run off the road trying to avoid it. I hate spiders. I had a friend who the same thing happened and he like crashed the car basically like and then had to drive along the highway like all the way home with the with no front windshield.

Wow. On the highway. Anyway, did you say your animal? Uh, I'm going cat because that Yeah, they just sleep and they and they're not as needy and they are soft and

but I I I don't I I'm a dog person to my core. I want to make that clear. Oh, okay.

Thank you for making that clear. Oh jeez, that really took a serious turn. I had a friend that my you know when you're a kid and there's like your parents are friends with other parents and so they make you hang out with the kid that you don't want to hang out with. So, I had a friend like that who was always like, "Oh, you know, sleep over at this girl's house." And I was like, "She's weird." And she had tarantulas that she would feed live bugs. And the bugs were always getting loose crickets. And you could hear the crickets in her bedroom. And I was lying there in the bunk bed like, "Get me home."

My gosh. I almost said a bird cuz like it'd be cool to fly, but then I realized that any bird as a pet is in a cage and that's not good. And usually um and like not all bird owners hash not not all bird owners

not all bird owners but sometimes they're weird. They're completely insane. And so I don't know if I'd want a weirdo being in charge.

Well maybe you'd have a weirdo that wouldn't put you in a cage and you would just, you know, and just poop all over the house, which I know you love to do.

I would love to poop all over the house. That's that's tempting. But, you know, I probably would want Biggie's life, you know, cuz um

I would if you're He's never had any concern, right? I mean, he almost died that one time.

What happened? Oh, there was a medical. This was preod, so we never talked about it, but um he had something called HGE. It's something that like little dogs can get and they don't know why. It can be caused from like stress, but

he didn't know he had it. He he he didn't know he had it, but he almost died. And we were traveling to New York and when it progressively got worse on the plane.

Oh my god. And he I was like, he's dying. Like um like I kept taking him to the bathroom and it the thing smells like death. There's no other way to explain it.

Um and I was like he is full on dying. And then and we just were like when are we when is this plane landing? You weren't like, "Is there a veterinarian on the plane?"

No, because I knew there was nothing they could do. Like, he had to get to a hospital.

So, the And of course with the plane was going around the airport for a while. We finally get to New York. Anyway, it takes us an hour to get in the city. We finally get we went straight to an emergency vet and they um put us in a room and no one was coming to help him. And he was like hiding from us, like full on like going to pass.

Oh my god. And I like went back to the nurses station. I'm like, "My dog is dying. Please

get can someone come see about him and they were like um you know, they they took him back and they're like, "We won't call you unless it's dire and we'll let you know in the morning." And at 4:00 a.m. we get a phone call. And we we were like we were like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no." And they just were like, "Can we put a feeding tube down?" Like, "Yes." Oh my god. Like,

oh my god. Lose my number. Yeah. So, for like, and then we saw the next day he was worse. We thought he'd be better. So, we're like sobbing. And it like But like 3 days later, they f 10 grand later, 3 days into it, they did blood transfusions. They They saved his life.

It's like an infection or something or it's I don't know. Oh, it's like that they This is kind of graphic, but they poop blood.

Whoa. Um, so if there are any dog listeners that experience this and but it's like not just once. It's like

dog listeners. Dog listeners. Dog pe people who have dogs. There's all these dogs listen.

I like to tell people this because you should take them to the vet immediately.

I do love the idea of you speaking directly. Take their dog to the veting blood.

Some people don't realize that what's happening. Yeah. or they think or they think it's going to pass or get better cuz a lot of times the dogs can be saved,

but they have to go to the vet immediately. Oh my gosh. Other than that, he has a pretty uh cushy life.

Um and he's gorgeous. He gets stage time. So, I wouldn't want to just be any dog. I'd want to be a gorgeous

Yeah. Pomeranian. Cuz they're often treated like princes. You know, you know what I want to be? Like I bet Harrison Ford has some big dog or maybe a couple big dogs out on his ranch or something and he's got horses and stuff and I bet he I bet he roughouses with those. Can you imagine Harrison Ford? Ah, come here buddy. And I I want to do I want to be that dog.

What a specific vision with Harrison Ford. Yeah, but not Felista Clockheart. Kalista Kalista Blockart.

Felista Clark is amazing. If it's like this doesn't feel right. Oh, Felista Clock. Felista Clark has to be your new alien. That's your drag your drag name. Oh my god. Oh my god.

It was really that moment of like I actually if I'm totally honest I thought wow I really pulled up her name quickly and then and then as I was saying it I was like

clockartic clockart and then I thought yeah staring at you like cuz it kind of sounded right.

It is veins for sure. Fista clock. Oh, that's good. Wow. I did it. I have tears in my eyes.

That was that was really a favorite. That is our new Felista clock for sure. Yeah. Felista clock.

We're all doing our best. Oh my god. It's good. It's a good name. That's a great name. She might need to start using that.

You have Felista Clark on the phone. Felista Clockheart here immediately. But like would you is it more him like what do you mind if Felista call a car?

I don't mind. I'll take all the love I can get. But specifically I want his voice. Yeah. I think he's

he's rugged. Rugged. He's probably feeds them good food and he goes come here boy. You know I want him.

Are you into like a Kevin Cosner type too? No. I instantly thought no but I don't know why. I couldn't tell you why. I'm into Harrison Ford.

I'm thinking of rugged actors. You know why? Because Harrison Ford, it has a vulnerability to him. That's what I love. You see him.

Oh, it's You're talking about my wife. Like he, you know what I mean? He gets You're talking about my wife. You're talking about Felissa Clark

now. And you think he's hot, which Yeah. And I want to be like him. And I I just imagine he has his home smells like wood fire and

cedar whiskey and his house smells like it's on fire. Okay. Yeah. And then also um and and you know there's quite an age difference between you and and and

and Felista. No, with um uh Harrison. Harrison. Me and him. Yeah. Are you hot for him? Like or you want to be him?

I'm very hot for a a young Harrison, but not 80some Harrison. I mean, I'm not turning my nose up, but but yeah.

Would you hook up with an 80some year old guy? Well, I'll tell you what question. I did meet Harrison Ford at a dinner with I think I've talked about it and

would you hook up with an 80year-old something guy I don't know May is okay you're laughing at me turns out yep is the answer

the energy was there and well I fortune yes I sat at a table across from him and I think he didn't know if I was a girl or a boy or if I was 5 years old or 40 he didn't know what to make of me

well you don't want you want him to think you're 40. But he holds up a napkin. He starts doing like a bit like like a peekab-boo bit for me. Like I'm a kid.

This happened in real life. This happened in real life. I thought this was a fan.

No, this was Harrison Ford. He goes cuz I I I I met him too. I was like, why would he think you were five?

Was Felista Clark? She was not. It was at Why does everyone think you're a child?

This happens to me all the time. I don't understand. And they just start playing.

No, he did though. Well, he he was very charming. He Wait, he played peekaboo with you?

Yes. Okay, so I'm at the event. You're like, I'm really into this. I'm at the event and I go

f this guy. He's He was like a clown. He He goes, uh, or someone said, "May, this is Harrison. Harrison May." And he kind of looks at me like

trying to figure out Yeah. trying to figure out if this little baby would love to play peekaboo. Why did you say fullest art?

But I he I said, "Oh, we all look so dapper." or something like that. I couldn't think of anything to say. He went,

"Yeah, we do actually." Or something like that. Then he's sitting across from me and every time I caught his eye, he'd do something like he he'd pick up a a bread stick and he'd eat it really slowly, making eye contact, and then I start mirroring him. We're both doing it with the bread sticks. And then he picks up his

What dinner is this thing? It was at um the critic's choice awards I think or okay

and then he started playing peekaboo and he is really like I mean I love Harrison for I mean I love bladeunner I love witness I love

the fugitive air force have you ever seen Star Wars okay cuz he's in that he's in that he is in that in

but anyway he was twinkling and I and I yeah he's sexy he's got he's got an earring you know

no I he's clearly an attractive man what I'm saying is I want to be his dog. Yeah. I was just curious.

I want to be his big male dog that that's like the Iggy Pops. I want to be your dog, right? Isn't that Iggy Pop?

Oh, wow. I thought it was Iggy Pop. I want to be like his his his cocker spaniel. His Felistic Cocker.

The Stooges. It's the Stooges. Okay. Well, Iggy Pop was the singer of the Stooges. And they have a song I want to be your dog.

Also covered by Joan Jet. M. And also speaking of Joan Jet, I have an original I Love Rock and Roll JoanJet concert t-shirt.

No way. I do. And I wore that to go meet a friend for dinner one night when I was leaving.

Max and Finn were having dinner at the counter and Finn said, "Uh, mayor, are are you gonna wear that shirt uh to your dinner?" And I said, "Yeah." And he goes, "Oh, okay. I was just checking and I was like, "That's weird." And then last night I had a show at Dynasty Typewriter and before I walked out or no, I went out. I left for the show. I had my JoanJet shirt on. Stephanie told me this morning that Finn said, "Mom, um, Mayor wore her JoanJet shirt to do her show

LA uh tonight." And Stephanie was like, "Yeah." And he goes, "Yeah, I just I don't know. If I was doing a show, I would wear what I have on, like a polo and nice pants.

So, he clearly like the shirt. I thought you were going to say he's like, "That's a valuable vintage shirt." He's like, "This is not nice enough. Freshen up."

And I asked him, I said I showed him the shirt cuz I still had it on earlier today. And I said, "Then is there anything about this shirt that that you don't like? like uh any part of the picture or anything written on it? And he was like, "No." And I said, "But" and then he got like a smirk on his face. And I said, "You thought it was weird. I wore it to dinner one night." And um and then mommy told me that you thought it was weird that I wore it to my show last night. And uh and he said, "Well, I just think you should wear something nicer on stage and when you go out to dinner."

He is from another generation, another era. Like he's he's so funny. He's an old soul.

He's looking at his 54 year old mother walking out in a rock and roll jersey going, "You need to

Yeah. Yeah. Well, should we hear Sarah's answer?" Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Of course we should. I would love to be a cat and preferably an outdoor cat with outdoor privileges, but I think realistically I'm probably a turtle.

A turtle. I called it. I said a turtle or a That was too scared to be an outdoor cat. Like especially the coyotes around here.

Yeah, I will say we had a lot of toads in Wayward and we had a toad wrangler and like live toads.

Oh yeah. One hopped over your foot right recently. Yeah. And Sarah discovered she does not like having to act with toads and having to pick them up and feel her little heartbeat.

I don't think I would like it either. Yeah. And I So I kept telling her really casually, "Oh, we've rewritten it's it's down the line, but we've rewritten this scene and so you're going to be in bed with a bunch of toads." And she was such a good She was okay. Um, all right. And um, yeah, she was trying to really get on board with it.

That's so mean. That's so mean. I had to act. Um, I would did this show called Life in Pieces where I had a recurring part and I was I got to act with Diane Whis who I am obsessed with. She's amazing

and uh an incredible actor and uh I had to act. We both sat on a bed together and we were supposed to have this very emotional scene and there was a 13ft python.

No. On the bed with us. You Diana and a python. What is this movie? cuz my character was crazy and I had a pet snake.

Oh my god. And so the wrangler was just like throw this big yellow python on the bed and Diane's a a like huge animal person like she's just like not phased by it. This snake's like coming towards my face. She's acting like you know Oscar worthy performances and I'm just like oh my god you hate snakes.

I hate snakes. I was dying. You know who hates snakes? Who? Indiana Jones. Why did it have to be snakes?

Nice. Full circle. Snakes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was not pleasant. I I don't want to act with snakes.

That'd be a fun podcast where you chat and then you have to bring everything full circle in the end.

Yeah. And the podcast is called Full Circle. No, it's called Carl's Jr. There's another one.

Um Well, what a podcast. What a podcast. What a podcast. What a podcast. What a podcast. Um, it's your turn.

What a podcast. What a podcast. What a Well, I guess I'll start. I'm on tour. I'm going to be in uh a lot of places over the holidays, right after Christmas. Uh well, actually coming up uh St. Petersburg, Florida, Orlando, Florida, then Norfick, Virginia, uh Vancouver, Seattle, Mobile, New Orleans, Atlanta Cincinnati Indianapolis.

Gosh, good memory. Thank you. That's impressive. I will also be on tour without as good of a memory. And um on January 14th, I'll be in Fort Lauderdale. Uh January 15th, Orlando. January 17th, Jacksonville, Florida. And then you can also catch me in Midland, Texas, February 21st. And then please stop by Charleston, West Virginia, March 12th. Chattanoo Oh, I just opened a new document with all these new dates. Chattanooga, Tennessee, March 14th. Go to tignotaro.com.

Come check me out. Doing my minor market tour. No offense to the minor market people. And then also check out the documentary on Apple TV. Come see me in the good light.

Do it. And I'm you go to mayartin.net and I'm on tour starting end of February. And I'd love if people come doing 35 cities across America and Canada.

And also share your favorite episodes with people. And make sure to subscribe to our podcast and to our YouTube channel. And until then,

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Tig Notaro (Guest), Fortune Feimster (Host), Sarah Gadon (Guest), Lisa Gilroy (Guest).

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In this lighthearted discussion, Sarah Gadon shares her experiences and charm, weaving in humorous anecdotes about everyday dilemmas, such as grocery shopping and managing food waste. The conversation also highlights the convenience and appeal of artisanal food delivery services, emphasizing the joy of enjoying freshly prepared meals at home.

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The episode runs 1 h 6 min; the transcript is about 12,480 words in 382 timestamped sections.

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