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Creeps for Christ

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· 1 h 10 min · 9,885 words · 106 timestamped sections

This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Creeps for Christ", an episode of I've Had It published January 22, 2026 (1 h 10 min, about 9,885 words). It mentions 7 people, works and ideas, including Donald Trump, IHIP News, Kelse Echo and Ash.

What this episode is about

The content discusses frustrations around neighbors parking in a way that obstructs driveways, leading to potential accidents and unsafe driving conditions. The conversation highlights humorous yet serious concerns about community respect and the responsibilities of guests in residential areas.

Key takeaways

  • Parking behind driveways: the ultimate impromptu game of bumper cars—just don’t complain when you get rammed!
  • Restaurant waitlists are like bad relationships: you think it's a 5-10 minute wait, but you're still getting spammed.
  • Text marketing as 'forced capitalism'—a polite reminder that privacy is officially an extinct species.
  • Having your driveway blocked may escalate vehicular rage; proceed with caution or invest in a crowbar!
  • When dining out becomes a dating app where unsolicited texts drown out your salad cravings—time to ghost the restaurant!

Who speaks in this episode?

  • Jennifer (Guest) · 42 min speaking
  • Angie (Host) · 21 min speaking
  • Kylie (Guest) · 7 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Donald Trump
  2. – 20:00: Donald Trump, Kelse Echo and Ash, IHIP News
  3. – 30:00: Article
  4. – 40:00: Donald Trump
  5. – 50:00: Booking.com, Monarch, Chewy
  6. – 1:00:00: IHIP News

Notable quotes from "Creeps for Christ"

  • This one is five stars. And Kelse Echo and Ash writes, Thank God it's not just me. I've had it is the podcast equivalent of exhaling after holding your breath for checks notes several.
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  • Behaviors that no other sect of people could ever get away with is your answer to the question, why does Donald Trump never get held accountable?
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Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Donald Trump — Person · Referenced political figure (criticized) · 5 mentions · first at
    Central political antagonist in the hosts’ discussion—used as shorthand for the current administration/regime, corporate-style governance, and lack of accountability.
  • Kelse Echo and Ash — Person · Listener/reviewer (audience member) · 2 mentions · first at
    Username credited with a 5-star review praising the hosts and the podcast’s validating community effect.

Products & tech

  • IHIP News — Product · Secondary_owned · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as a podcast that covers the political landscape of the United States with hot takes and petty grievances, serving as a community for like-minded individuals.

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Full transcript with timestamps

So, we supposed to start the podcast. Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gatriots, riots, black triots, and brown triots, and all of the people that sit around and support this flea bag. Cankles Mc Taco tits can do what? Pumps. [ __ ] off. Um, pumps. What have you had it with? Okay. What I've had it with is when people park directly behind my driveway. If you park behind my driveway, you have over a 40% chance that I'm going to ram in to the side of your car. I've done it three times to my neighbor. And I'm like, obviously I'm at fault, but it's like you assumed the risk. You parked your car back there. It happened to me this morning. I'm pulling out. My car like throws me into whiplash. It breaks so hard because there's a [ __ ] car sitting right where I pull out of my driveway. The whole street's empty.

Every single piece of of uh street is available to this person. Makes me so [ __ ] mad. I just want to go like slam their tires with a crowbar or something or I guess the windshield with the crowbar. A needle with the tire makes me

Who Whose car is it? I have no idea. I have no idea who it is. So, let me get this straight. Like your driveway, it's parked in the road where it's impeding your ability.

Yes. Why don't you call a tow truck? Well, I don't know. I didn't even think about that. I didn't think about a tow truck. I know it used to be my neighbors. After three times having to get their car fixed, they figured out just put it in your driveway. But I don't know who this person is. My guess is it's somebody that's at my house spending the night with Luke. if I'm guessing, but I don't know. But I a tow truck. That's a great idea. That's kind of

So you think it's your son Luke's friend impeding the driveway? It's a guest at your home,

I think. But I'm not sure because they were upstairs and I never saw. That kind of changes things. Then that burden goes on.

Yeah. Then that burden goes on Luke to be a good um caretaker of his driveway. Well, it it's just it's time for Luke to go back to school. We He's been home like five weeks. It's time for him to go back and be a college student again. I've just Everybody's gone. You just get So,

you had it with Luke. Had it with Luke. And I love it. But it's like it's time to go home.

That is so funny. Okay, let me tell you what I've had it with. Okay, lay it on me.

You go to a restaurant, it's pretty crowded, but you can see there's two or three tables available. You don't have a reservation, but this isn't the type of restaurant that you really would make a reservation. So, you get up to the hostess stand, and you know, in my opinion, hostess stands are over over complicated. They've added a lot of people, a lot of steps that don't need to be there, but that's another episode entirely. The hostess says, "We have a 3 to four minute wait or maybe a 5 to 10 minute wait. Can I get your phone number?"

So I'm like, "Yep. Here's my phone number." And then they say, "Okay, we'll text you when your table's ready." Great. So get the table a few minutes later, eat. Everything's great. Everything was perfect. The wait was only 5 to 10 minutes. Got a great table. Got a booth. Of course, I'm not a nut that sit on the same side of the booth with my husband. We sit opposite sides because we're not freaks. And um leave about five days later, the restaurant violates uh the um we'll text you when we get your table when your table's ready. And they start texting me.

Yeah. Yeah. They're texting like, "Wouldn't it be great to come back for lunch and try our lunch special?" Yak yak blah blah. And then I get another text a couple of days later. And this is just this these unsolicited emails that have now morphed into unsolicited texts that have morphed into spam calls where people get your information and force the capitalism upon you. I'm all for regulated capitalism that keeps people safe. And I'm talking about regulated people, not the Trump corporate dim style, like a real safe market for us to be in.

I like good [ __ ] I get it. What I don't like is forced capitalism where it's forced upon you. If I want to go eat at a restaurant, I want that to be my decision right?

I want to decide to do it. If I want to go shopping for a piece of furniture or an item of clothing, I don't want your business to email me about it. I want it to be my decision. The constant terrorism through our devices after they've mined our information to shle their [ __ ] on us. I've completely had it. And then like now I'm at the point with my cell phone where I hate this number because this phone number is associated with a bunch of [ __ ] There's a bunch of people that have this phone number that I wish didn't have it.

There's a bunch of people, businesses that have this phone number that harass me. The same goes for my email address. So, I think I'm going to go off the grid. I think I'm going to go get a new phone number and I'm going to get a new email address and only going to give both of these things to like five people. Here's the thing. I will just make this argument. Yours is one of the few phone numbers that I have memorized because I knew you before you just put the name in. So, I would really be sad if you got a new number because I actually know it.

Number two, that might be a new thing because I've given my phone number before and I haven't gotten follow-up texts. So, this is just the next wave of harassment by these people. But, I'll tell you what, I would never go back to that restaurant again because they violated what the custom was. You want to text me when the table's ready? Great. That doesn't mean I want you to remind me 5 days later to come eat there. I mean,

I really like their salads. I really really like their salads. They're really really good. Really pisses me off that they engage in making both great salads, efficient hostess stand. Yeah. Waitress was 10 out of 10. And then as a side hustle, they're into text terrorism. And I just I'm just beside myself. Like don't

text me about your restaurant when I'm not in the restaurant. like I'm trying to get less text messages. I'm trying to get this device to go off less. I want less interactions on this device. I'm I I I gave you my cell phone number because I thought, well, that makes sense. I don't have to carry around one of those vibrators around big circling things in the restaurant that goes off here. This will go. Oh, that's great. Text me when my table's ready. I'm into it. It's a bait and switch.

It is. It was a ruse for their later onslaught of texting terrorism. Yeah. And it was calculated. I bet I bet they knew going in, we're going to file this number away and we're going to get her again. But I I will say I have noticed with like people that I perceive to be really cool, mostly like millennial age, they always have two phones. So that would be a sign of

you're going to be cool. You're going to be cool. I mean, I think that kind of makes you cool. like smoking then

but I think what I'm going to do just for spite moving forward I've already started doing this with retail stores when you go up they'll say we need your email address I'm like I don't want to give my email address well then you won't have the receipt like if you need to exchange it I'm like I'm not going to exchange it I do not want I just want to purchase this item I don't want any record of it that it was me I just want to purchase it anonymously I want to anonymously purchase these leggings that's all I want to do that's all All I want to do is anonymously purchase. So, I've been really like standing my ground on anonymous purchasing. And I think the next time I'm at a hostess stand and they say, "We need your phone number," I'm going to say, "I'm sorry I don't give my phone number out."

Right? And then the hostess is going to be like, you know, it's not her problem. She's making minimum wage or he so I don't want to be a [ __ ] to them, but I'm gonna say, "I'm sorry, I just don't give my phone number out." And then they're going to, you know, hamster's going to start running. What are we supposed to do when your table's ready? Right. You're

going to have to come find me. Yeah. Yeah, because I'm not giving you my phone number because the last time I gave you my phone number, and this is probably a conversation to have with your manager, not you. You started texting me like we were friends about your lunch specials, and I don't want to participate in texting with robots. I I can't do that. I don't want robots autotexting me a very unoriginal message that goes out to thousands of other suckers that gave their phone number out, right? And I don't want I I don't want to be a part of it. I want no part of this texting terrorism.

I kind of think that's a good rule. Like I don't want a part of any mass texting. I don't want a part of any mass emailing. Anything you're going to do in in mass, leave me out. I I want no part of it.

Bulk mail. I mean, still get all that snail mail. B. Put a sock in it. Put a sock in it. I can't take it anymore. All right. Welcome to I've had it. I am Jennifer. I'm Angie. HBIC B for beaver. Uh Kylie is here. Kylie, there she is. Hello.

There she is. What's been going on on the worldwide web? I've got two incredible reviews for you.

This one is five stars. And Kelse Echo and Ash writes, "Thank God it's not just me. I've had it is the podcast equivalent of exhaling after holding your breath for checks notes several decades. Jennifer and Pumps articulate the rage, absurdity, and deep exhaustion of existing in the modern world with a precision that feels almost illegal. Every episode makes me laugh, nod aggressively, and think, "Oh, thank God it's not just me." What I love most is that they don't just complain, they validate. They name the nonsense, roast it lovingly or not, and somehow make you feel lighter afterward. Their voices matter, their perspectives matter, and honestly, they make the internet feel survivable.

Wow. God, you know, that's crazy. I I mean, number one, thank you for that very thoughtful, very well-ritten review. But so listener, I have to kind of let you in on like when we when you make the a product like a podcast or this video podcast and you just and it's not you can't hold it. It's like in this cloud and it goes out on the internet and it just goes out there. A part of it doesn't feel super tangible. And what makes it feel tangible are reviews like that. I was on the subway yesterday and there's like only one seat and this guy sitting next to it and it's and it's and there there's only like three quarters of a seat but I just left the gym. I'm like, "You've got this sis. You just burned 500 calories. You can slide right right into that seat. Do it." So, I slide right into the seat and I kind of look over at the guy next to me because I know he's probably think, "God damn it, why couldn't you have just stood up,

right?" The reason I couldn't stand up is because I did a lot of squats, but that's neither here nor there.

And the guy turns and he looks at me. He goes, "I love your podcast." And I go, "Oh my gosh, thank you so much. I was afraid you were going to think I was a freak for squeezing into this seat." He was like, "I was so glad you did." And so when when you when you hear that, it it's so helpful because God, some days it's really hard to get up and process what's happening in this country. And I'm always in a bad mood on IHIP News because all this [ __ ] really pisses me off. like it the human rights violations like really affect me. I'm very empathetic about them and and it's been a lifelong thing of mine to like stand up for the marginalized and that they're accelerating the beating down of the marginalized and watching it happen. It just puts me in a really bad mood. So I told the guy in the subway I was smiling because I was so happy that he let me squeeze in and he was a fan of the pod and I go, "Hey, by the way, I'm much

nicer than my online caricature in person." And he goes, "Oh, girl, we know that. You've got to be mad about this [ __ ] You've got to be." And I'm like, "God, I just feel like when I'm filming all the time, I'm mad." But like out in my life, I'm a really happy person. But when I'm specifically talking about this Trump regime and the racism and the homophobia and the indiscriminate killing of people and then the people kind of celebrating it.

Yeah. It just makes me so [ __ ] pissed off. Yeah. No, I completely agree. And I like that he says it makes I'm not the only one. I think that's a huge advantage of the podcast is you find a community that you're like, "Oh, I'm not the only one. I don't feel so isolated being, you know, a blue dot in a red state or anything like that." So, I think the community part is my favorite part about the podcast.

Okay, this one is five stars. More good news. It says my safe place and MJPJ writes, "When everyone around me tells me to calm down or asks, why are you so upset about what is happening in this country? I turn on you guys and suddenly I'm surrounded by like-minded women who know just how screwed up this all is. Thank you for helping me realize that I'm not crazy." So, pretty much exactly what you were just saying, Jen.

That's the worst part right there. Minimizers. Mhm. One of the undertalked about forms of abuse are the people who when you are feeling massive emotions about injustice, minimize your concerns. And being a progressive person in a red state, I would be like, I'm really worried about our, you know, gay brothers and sisters. I'm worried about the increase of this. And there's just a a minimizing, a dismissive form of it. And that's a real form of abuse that doesn't really get talked about when people minimize your feelings that are very sincere about human suffering. And this is something I think in white circles that happens a lot when you have a white person who is using their allyship for good. And it rocks the the boat of like, well, everything's good for all of us. Why are you so worked up about this? and they minimize or they tell you we just disagree politically when everybody knows it's a lot more than that. And so

I think it's a time when we see all of this mass abuse happening when you have people in your lives that are really hurting and really feeling this. Meet them at their pain because it's it's difficult watching what this government is doing to people and the horror and the terror that so many people feel. A friend just sent me a copy of a text message. Um, who's Americanborn person, um, brownish skin, um, grandparents were immigrants here from Latin American country, um, couple generations ago. And the screenshot said, "When people ring my doorbell, I don't answer my door. I hide in the closet because I look brown and I don't know if it's ice or not."

That's heartbreaking. So this [ __ ] is happening everywhere. And when people meet your outrage at these injustices with minimization, their minimization of it is an extension of the abuse. It's more insidious. That statement, silence is complicity. That is so true. And that is an area where white Americans really need to dig into because we excuse a lot from other white people. And that excusing behaviors that no other uh sect of people could ever get away with is your answer to the question, why does Donald Trump never get held accountable?

Because millions of little a thousand little cuts happen all day every day where we let our white peers, friends, family members get away with racism, uh dehumanization, and it's a cultural problem. It's a cultural problem and you cannot minimize people's feelings about it because that person's feelings are correct and the minimizers are never um looked uh happily upon or uh reported robustly on in history books. I agree. There's a quote going around that I've seen a lot lately and it says, "Nice people made the best Nazis." Have you read that?

It was a woman that lived and she said, "My neighbors, they were the nicest ones. They just wanted to stay happy. They didn't want people to be upset and just keep their life going. And the mean people made the best resistors." And I just think that's the same thing. Like you could be upset about something and you'll hear someone say like you just need to not worry about that. You need to try to find happiness and just move on with your life. And I think it plays into that.

I think that is so true. And this is a very important point that you make, Kylie, because I I feel when I'm around people that make space for this, like I physically feel it. It's not a place in which I can flourish and I cannot stuff down these feelings inside of me and make excuses for polite people for the sake of being polite. But this is a real sin of of of white culture. We oftentimes never call out our own. And it's created this atmosphere. And I think the words that we're looking for right now are righteous.

indignation. You should never be able to grow if you are a person that is for equal rights and for human rights. You your being would not grow in racist communities. Otherwise, you're a fraud. And so, we have to instill in people around us, in our communities. Human rights are non-negotiable. We care about human beings more than we do people. And I care about being impolite to stand up for the marginalized more than I do your feelings. [ __ ] your feelings. That's how I feel about it. No, I was talking to a ma a MAGA family member last week and I was like, I'm just really, you know, this upsets me and of course, you know, it was the minimizing, not really minimizing, just glossing over. And I go, why aren't you upset? I would think you would be upset about this. And then of course there's just no answer. Well, it's, you know, it's just not as big of a deal as you're saying, you know, that kind of thing.

But I think that's what my standard line is going to be. Why aren't you upset? Why are you not upset about this? I know we've gone over it with the alligator outrage. You weren't upset about that, but why are you not upset about American citizens being murdered by their government? A Christmas miracle has taken place. So, we decided to go do a live show in Atlanta on January 31st. And we were for sure like the ticket sales are going to be lackluster. Nobody's going to become I'll be damned if it didn't sell out in like a couple of days. So, the organizer was like, you should do another day. And I'm like, that's a pretty big pretty big ass pretty big ass for two old broads like us, right? So, we added an additional day. Ticket sales were getting about close to halfway. February 1st, center stage in Atlanta. And it is also a matinea because we are going to normalize matineese. We are going to

normalize a reasonable start time. We're not going to start a show at 8 or 9:00 p.m.

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According to Tik Tok, Reddit, and the broader internet, Jessica is now shorthand for a for a very specific type of person. They post long rants about minor inconveniences on social media, are always deeply convinced they're in the right, even when they're not. They say things like, "I'm not trying to be rude but I mean, it does kind of sound like me,

except for posting long rants." I was going to say the long rant verbal. No, minor verbal that I mean, honestly, you spot it, you got it. I mean, I have a lot of grievances. This podcast is nothing short of a very long rant. Um, sometimes the listener gets Jennifer confused with Jessica and they'll call me Jessica. Here's the thing though. I I will go to the ends of the earth not to be rude to people in that make minimum wage. I'm the type of person that will not recline my seat on an airplane out of respect for the person behind me because I am so anti-entitlement.

I oppose that so much and I know what it feels like for me when somebody recines the seat. And so I golden rule that. And so the whole white woman uh trope of white women being super entitled um treating their pets better than they do minorities, thinking their little darling is the best on the planet, not caring about anybody else's children, being shitty to service people, always reclining their seat, you know, immediately. Uh it that's a real thing. And I know these people, you know, like it's it's a warranted. You see all of the Karen's gone wild and all that stuff on TikTok. I mean, it's a really real thing.

Yeah. No, the Karen's gone wild. I'm not surprised the Karens of the world united to switch the name because they're just I mean, and I'm a slight Karen, but I like to think I'm a Karen for good. But when you see that [ __ ] on the internet, it kind of gives me like the icks. Like makes me nauseous when I see how rude people are. People that are just trying like you were talking about in your hat. Like it's not the hostess's fault. She took your number, but it's not her fault or his fault that they text you 5 days later.

They have nothing to do with it. Okay. I've got some listener voice memos today.

Oh, excellent. This first one is from Austin. Good morning. This is Austin, one of the gatriots, just calling in to report a couple of new grievances in which I have had just this morning. It is barely 700 a.m. So, that tells you how my day has been going. So, I'm listening to I've had a podcast as I drive to work, as I always do, because I have no hobbies. And as I get to I was like, I'm going to treat myself to a cold brew this morning at Starbucks. So, I I drive over there and I get my little coffee and I pay for it whenever I'm at the window. Mind you, I've had a podcast. It's still playing.

It's the new episode from Just This Morning. And as soon as he goes to hand me my beverage, Jennifer is talking about panties and dildos. And this guy can hear it. He kind of smirked a little bit too cuz he could hear it. And I'm like, "Good lord, what's with this timing? It's terrible." So that's my first part of this had it. The second part is I ordered a tall coffee, which as you might know is a very small cup of cold brew. Not that much. I want a big one this morning. And then I turn around and say, "Can I get a straw? Actually, I would like to have straw cuz I I want to kill turtles apparently." And um he hands me the biggest straw in the United States of America. It's longer than the Florida panhandle. The [ __ ] It's hanging out my cup. It's more It is longer than twice the cup twice. It's I've had it with that.

Such a great point that I think about all the time, but I've never brilliantly articulated like this fine gay triad of ours is that was listening to me rant on about panties and dildos, which I'm sure was a very important point that I was making considering the subject matter. However, this is a real thing that happens all the time. I am a uh I am the resistance to Stanley Cups. I am the resistance to um uh performative hydration when people have to be drinking liquids all the time. I think I have a very storied history on this podcast of saying this is not normal.

Exercising and flexing about being hydrated is a mental problem that you need to go address. There's a lot of things that you can be performative about, but being hydrated should just be a bare minimum thing that people do as human beings. So, I always order small beverages intentionally so that I'm sending the message out to the world that I oppose all of this performative hydration, right? And then he's right. I have this little cup and this giant straw and the scale is so off because I think from the top of the lid to the top of the straw should be maybe about 3 in.

Yeah. And so I think you should scale out the straws for each size of cup because it really kind of ruins the experience when you have this little cup and then you have this straw that's for like a big gulp which in no other country does anybody you can go into a store and buy that size of beverage. That is exclusively an American thing. That does not exist in Europe. That doesn't exist in Asian countries. That is an exclusively disgusting maximalist American thing. These big gulp type things. And the straw scale. It It always pisses me off.

I'm so glad he brought that up. That's a great thing to [ __ ] about. Yeah, for sure. I always get the big cup, so I haven't noticed the straw. What I've noticed is when you get a big cup and they only have a little straw. So, there just needs to be straw scaling. But here's the thing on the uh you're saying dildo and panties. Every time you say panties, I don't know why, but there's something in me that bursts out laughing every single time. Just the way you say panties. I can only imagine when you're just like going through the drive-thru and somebody's saying panties in dildo.

Don't you know the person that was serving him was like, "What in the [ __ ] is he listening to?"

Yeah. Yeah. Like that's a weird [ __ ] that guy's listening to. This guy's a weird [ __ ] Yeah. All right, Kylie. Who's next?

Okay. Up next, we've got Gia. Hey girlies, it's Griia again calling from New York. I have just had it with these MAGA Republicans not being able to grasp the concept that us, and when I say us, intellectual beings, not in a cult, do not ride or die for these corrupt politicians in the way that they do. And all we're hearing as the Epstein list comes out and we all know that Trump is on it, their excuse is, "Well, well, what if what if Clinton's on the list?" Okay, then lock his ass up, too. Like, they think that we're so ready to like go to bat for these politicians. Like, I don't care who is on it. like lock them up and they will just make any excuse to like ride or die for this absolute citrus circus that wouldn't even spit in their direction.

Quite frankly, I completely agree with her. It's if there if there are Democrats in the Epstein files that knew about, covered up, participated in uh child sexual abuse, pedophilia, arrest them. Like completely arrest them. We are not the party of pedophile protectors. That's the MAGAC Christians. The MAGAC Christians are the pedophile protectors. These are the people that hypersexualize children at a very young age when they start talking to them about their sex lives via purity culture before they even have hormones. These people hypers sexualize children. And so when they hear about this with these teens, uh these girls, uh the sexual abuse, child, children's sex lives is ubiquitous in the white evangelical Christian movement. It is the weirdest child sex cult on the planet. And if any Democrat participated in it, charge him with crimes, expose it to the hilt. And here's another thing to Gia. I

like we criticize Democrats like just Democrats that are nowhere near the Epstein files. like Chuckles and Hakee like put up an opposition like this whole idea that you have to just blindly support the front runner in your party or blindly support every single uh member of your political party just shows that you are a part of a hive mind and a part of group thinking. You have no individuality or critical thinking of your own. But one thing that I think Democrats should really accelerate right here on is the weird creepy evangel because it's the evangelicals that are excusing this. Moses Mike Grinder Johnson, big Christian.

These people are [ __ ] weird with their kids. It is the weirdest [ __ ] I have ever seen in my life. So, it makes perfect sense to me as somebody who grew up in the Bible belt that these people excuse everything that Jeffrey Epstein does. It doesn't shock me in the least bit because these people are really weird about kids and sex. Well, it's almost like there is and I and I'm basing this off having grown up super evangelical. When you see like a man um has been accused of raping a woman, the immediate thought is, well, what did she do? What was she wearing? Well, it doesn't [ __ ] matter. None of that matters. If somebody raped somebody, it doesn't matter what they were wearing, you know, the length of their skirt and all that. And I just remember my grandparents were super into the ptl club, which you probably I mean it's Tammy Fay Baker, but they had like a time share at their place where they

were, you know, doing all kinds of crimes, corruption, and all that. And so I saw how they excused the behavior of Jim Baker that he lived two different lives. And you see it with Catholic priests like they excuse the behavior of the priest saying it's isolated. And so it's almost like growing up in that culture, you're conditioned that it has to be the fault of the victim and or it's kind of expected and you just move on and you say, "Well, I've been forgiven and so that's fine. Everything goes away without any accountability."

And so that's kind of where I see it coming from just from my upbringing for as an observer to the evangelicals in my life when I was raising kids. They're [ __ ] weird with their kids. Like they talk to them at a very young age about purity culture at a time where where that should not be introduced. There's very weird sexual boundaries with evangelicals and from my observational points that just kind of blew me across the room and com coupled with when you're starting to talk to a kid that hasn't had hormones yet about their future sex life and you're already pre-spinning it is shameful and you're making it your business. You know, that's a a you're removing autonomy and privacy from a person's being. It is a form of abuse and the evangelical movement, white evangelical megaurch movement and the acts of child abuse that occur are staggering in my opinion. They emotionally blackmail kids to uh believe

that if they think about making out with somebody that that's lust and that's from the devil and they're going to burn in hell. That's just just incredibly abusive manipulation to tell a child that is experiencing the flutters of hormones and the parents acting like a child's sex life is their business. And um the there's there's just so much there that I think is so profoundly disturbing that creates generational problems. You have this whole group of people that are completely immune to this. It happens in their churches. It's happening in their government. And they couldn't care less about it. It is a place where these child sex crimes breed and people cover up for them. And people look the other way because they've been sexualizing children from a very, very young age.

Yeah. Well, in terms of autonomy about sex, I had zero. It was ne it was always my mother's business what was going on with me. To the point where after I picked up my wedding dress and I'd lived with my now ex-husband for like a year and a half, she never one time called there. So, she knew on every level. She asked me if I was worthy of the white dress. Like I know I know I was grown at that point, but that's [ __ ] weird. That is weird. Pumps.

It's weird. It's really weird. Never ask my child. Healthy adults do not talk about their children's sex life with them. A healthy adult that is advocating for their child would explain to them about what happens when you make out with people and it's normal. You can get disease. You can get pregnant. And would talk to them about consent. Beyond that, anything beyond that is engaging in massive boundary violations, abuse, and taking in and parents injecting themselves into their child's bodies and taking them over like that, like they own them. Like Moses Mike Grinder Johnson marrying his daughter.

You guys listener, we covered this on IHM news, but he had they had a purity ceremony where he goes to this ball with his daughter who is not doesn't even have hormones yet where they perform a marriage where she marries her daddy and he keeps her virginity until he gives it to her husband. So they've completely taken all of her autonomy and this is mimicked through these daddy daughter balls that they have in the south and it is a very bizarre um exploitation and manipulation and ownership of little girls. And it's so important when you're raising kids to teach them about their bodies. And you know around 2 or three year old their uh psychologists have noted that around 2 or 3 years old they're abundantly obvious of private parts and their privacy should be respected but in these evangelical cultures there's none of that. It's the weirdest [ __ ] you have ever seen in your life. the normalization of making your

child's bodies and their sexual journey your business and something that you own and you marry and then you give to somebody else is so [ __ ] weird. And so the fact to go on with Gus call, it it surprises me zero as an observer of evangelical families and the lack of sexual boundaries with their children that this same group uh is completely looking the other way to Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump, and all the other pedophiles because it's not weird for them for children to be sexualized because they start sexual ualizing them very early on and in a projection to the future kind of way, which is so toxic and unhealthy and completely abusive to that child's agency and autonomy.

Well, and there's just so much shame heaped on, especially little girls, about sex. It's just this whole thing is [ __ ] gross. And I can completely concur with what Jennifer said and say that I lived it, so I know what she's saying.

I'm sorry, Pumps. No, it's fine. You know, I get But I mean, honestly, I mean, think about now you say you're asexual and you're this attractive, but seriously, what there's link

100% there is. You're an attractive woman that should be and at least having sex once a week. And you've sworn it off for the rest of your life. And your sexuality and your sex life has been somebody's business before you were even aware that there was a hormone in your body. And look at how that's played out. It makes me sad for you.

Yeah. I never thought about like therapy about yourself. But seriously, think about it. It was It was always somebody else's business your whole life that now you've sworn off sex because it didn't never feel like yours,

right? I mean, yeah, that's sad. It is sad when you I want you to get laid. Oops.

Pardon? I want you to get laid. Pumps. It's really It's sad. It's really sad. I think that I think if after this part comes out, there will be tens of thousands of women that were raised in white evangelical circles that will say, "Oh my god, same thing. I don't enjoy sex. I d and I didn't know what it was about." But think about the trauma. I think about you. You're just a little girl who probably want to color. You probably want to play. You remember how before we had phones, you'd make like hopscotch on the sidewalk, would run around neighborhoods, you know, on our bikes,

and then you get home and somebody's talking to you about sex, which is this far off weird thing.

And your preacher is talking to you about it. A male preacher talking to little girls

about their virginity. That is some creepy ass [ __ ] [ __ ] right there. These grown ass creepy preachers talking to a little pumps about her future sex life. That is [ __ ] up. I mean, it is so [ __ ] up and these people do it with impunity.

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Yes. What about you? You grew up in an evangelical megaurch world. I grew up in ring.

I did have a purity ring. But you wanted it. Yeah. It was more of like a all my girlfriends had them, whatever. But I will say like my household and the church I grew up in, I grew up in a you don't talk about it to where like you don't address it. It doesn't exist, which also is unhelpful in a certain way. It's got different demons to it. Like it just didn't exist ever. I've never had a birds and bees.

How did you know about the purity ring and all that? Just peer pressure. Well, yeah. Like that was more of a pure thing. It was very cool to have one. The Jonas Brothers had one. You know what I mean? So I knew about I didn't know that.

Yeah, one of them he was famous for having one. Um, purity culture definitely existed. It's not that I didn't know the standard that was expected out of a Christian woman to not have sex, but my household, we never spoke about it. So, that was a whole different thing of figuring out on your own. Add the gay in. It's just you just got

you're figuring that [ __ ] out. I remember um Jen, you have a similar story with like a boyfriend of yours, but my first girlfriend had super super super Christian parents, talking tongues parents, and anytime we would hook up, there was like a lot of guilt to where you just stopped. So, I think it's similar to Pump's story of like that was ingrained in her and to where you just don't want to do it. You want to stop doing it because it's just like this mental [ __ ] up thing.

Yeah. So, my first boyfriend, his uh parents uh dad was a former Baptist preacher, and all of my peers were I was on a cheerleading squad, Palm Squad. All of my peers were super into purity culture, but they'd all already lost their virginity. I My parents had t atheist parents that said, "Look, at some point you're going, you know, you and your boyfriend who will remain nameless. You're going to get closer. You're probably going to want to have sex. Here's the consequence. I wanted to crawl in in a hole and bury dirt on top of me when my parents were talking to me about this, but they did it anyway. They talked to me about consent. They spoke to me about STDs and they spoke to me about the consequence of pregnancy.

And there was never any shame. It was a foregone conclusion for them as they projected on me. This is normal. And I was 16, 15. So all the girls, the evangelical Bible thumpers, they cherries were popped at 14, 15 years old, right? Because they were trying so hard not to do it that they did it. And so I was one of I was one of the last chips to fall. And I don't think it matters what age you do as long as it's consensual. I'm not trying to flex on that, but I just think it's an interesting component that these people think that the atheists are the most morally depraved and don't have any more. And I was the last one to fall, right? Because I wanted to make because my parents tal spoke to me candly. I wanted to make sure that I loved this guy right?

And so he was So we did the deed and it was great, right? Not first time's never that great, but you know, first time not good.

Young, it's exploratory, you know, it's you these feelings of these hormones and this newness of all of that.

And this boyfriend of mine was tortured, tortured. His mother once caught him beating off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog. This was before you young listeners, the internet and pornography on the internet. So, young boys had to find their porn via cataloges, lingerie sections. His mother, you know, grabs it out of his hand, shames him, you know, they're down in prayer and all of this [ __ ] And I just never like I remember one time he's like, "Okay, we have to stop." And I remember thinking like, "Why? Like, why would we have to stop screwing? Like that's what does that do? I mean, cherry's already popped. that's out of the bag. But it was just all of my evangelical friends had always this dark passenger in the car with them of all of these things that they were worried about that were insignificant that doesn't make them a better person that cares for other people more. Like my dark passenger has

always been I that doesn't feel right that this person's getting taken advantage of. And that's the my atheist home that I was raised in was more about being a secular humanist like caring for other human beings. And my peers, my evangelical friends were always so concerned about virginity and then they were going to be born again virgins and who was saved and who wasn't saved and who attended church and who missed church. Stupid superficial [ __ ] that didn't matter. Who's tithing? Who isn't tithing? It's just And then on top of all of that, they were really the meanest people I'd ever met. Like there was a cruelty in just beating people down. They were always punching down. Look at this person's appearance. This person's kid isn't cute. It's always just this punch down.

It was never a lift up. Only lift up for the people that they personally liked. And if you were outside of that personal inner circle, then it was we're going to punch down in every [ __ ] one of you. And we're seeing this. We're describing a microcosm right now that all of us are familiar with in Bible belt states. So many listeners are going, "Yeah, it's exactly what they're like right now." This is happening now nationally on a national scale. And it's I understand and I know you two do too the psychology behind it because it's so like worried about what people down the street are doing. Like who gives a [ __ ] Mind your own business. Who gives a [ __ ] And you know what? Like somebody's a crossdresser, somebody's trans, somebody's gender fluid. What? Who [ __ ] cares, right? Why do you care?

Okay, we'll do one last voice memo. This one is from Sarah. Hi friends, my name is Sarah. This may honestly be a bit of a repeat for you guys, but if you want to browbe this to death with me, let's go because I have had it with being invited to events that I have to either pay to attend or bring a gift to. So, a little backstory. Last year, I had a friend that had a baby and got married all within 5 months of each other. So, it was the baby shower gift, the bridal shower gift, the wedding gift, the bachelorette party, the day of gift. It was just a lot. And now, I thought I was over the hill. It's been about 6 months since then, but now the one-year-old's birthday party is coming up. And I get an online invitation 4 months in advance, by the way, to attend this one-year-old's birthday party. And what I have had it with is it says on the invitation that the host, the mother will cover chips and soda, but would appreciate it

if someone would volunteer to bring food to the party like an appetizer or a dessert. And that is not all. It went on to say a bunch of other [ __ ] And then at the end it said, "Also, we will have her piggy bank there. So, if you feel inclined to fill it with your spare change or $1 to $5 or anything else you're comfortable with, we would appreciate it to grow her savings account. So, not only if I accept this invitation to the party, do I have to bring a dish, a present for the baby, now I have to grumage through my couch cushion to bring spare change so this baby can have a [ __ ] savings account.

I've had it. I don't know what I'm going to be doing on that date in 4 months, but I can confidently tell you it will not be attending that one-year-old's [ __ ] birthday party.

This is why I started off this episode that my number one goal is to have less less activity on this device. I want less interactions, not more. I want less. I don't want the superficial fluffery of that [ __ ] in my life. I would rather have two real interactions per day than than have to deal with that kind of [ __ ] And the robot auto text I I I I oppose gatherings. I that is reignited grievance in me that I've lost track of during um Trump's reign of terror in 2.0. And I just wish we could get back to really hating on this type of [ __ ] again because we're so busy, you know,

fighting fascism. But, you know, there's just a lot of [ __ ] that goes on with this kind of stuff. And it was kind of our bread and butter when we started this podcast when Joe Biden was president. We didn't have to worry about a bunch of this [ __ ] and we could really be the petty [ __ ] that we were born to be. You know, like it's important to me that sometimes we get back to our roots and we talk about these narcissistic partythrowers that that do this kind of [ __ ] And I just I it makes me say I've had it with people.

Yeah. And I've had it with gatherings and I've had it with breathing breeding and I've had it with marriages. All of that makes me very uh angry and it feels good to feel that kind of anger again. I'm welcoming it. Yeah. No, I've never like Kylie can speak about I mean every five minutes she's spending money going somewhere for a destination wedding or a bachelorette party and she has to wear certain colors and all that [ __ ] and then the kid thing. I think there was a Sex in the City episode where Sarah Jessica Parker was like, "I've gone to all this [ __ ] I've paid for all these other people's and I'm not married so I'm having a single shower. like everybody come bring me something because I've given the wedding gift, the baby gift, the you know, all the gifts.

But here's the thing, it's just so off-putting to me that you would have a one-year-old party invites four months in advance because that's kind of hard to make an excuse four months in advance, but you can bet your sweetheart find an excuse. I'd find it. Let me just tell you something. I like Sex in the City. I do. But just hearing you repeat the plot that she had a party for herself, a shower for herself, that she felt so entitled after having gone to all of those that she was going to decide to be a part of the problem. I would have a protest sign, even if you did this, at the front at your front door in strong opposition.

Abolish showers. All showers. And I would get paid. I would pay protesters to join me. I would pay them.

Well, you know, the Democrats, they have tons of pre paid protesters, so it' be an easy call to find them.

Yeah. Yeah. That's funny. Wow. That's That's taking it to a whole another level. The gift and the savings account. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Um All right, listeners. Let's uh get back to some of our original uh bread and butter grievances. while at the same time we fight fascism because we're good enough and we're smart enough to do both. All right, pumps tell them. We will see you next Tuesday and Thursday. I'll

tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that. Listen up patriots, Gatriots, and Natriots. We have a new podcast that has dropped. It's called IHIP News. It's Monday through Friday every day. 15 to 20 minute hot takes on the political landscape of the United States of America always served with a side of petty grievances. We are on all the available platforms, Apple, Spotify, Google, whatever you get your podcast and YouTube. Please go rate, subscribe and review so that we will chart upwards with America's greatest legal mind pumps. Pumps. What does an eagle say?

Kaka. A little bit more enthusiasm. Kaka. That's it. That's That's kick off. That's the patriotism that this country needs right There.

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