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IHIP News: Trump HUMILIATED As Machado Offers to GIVE UP Her Peace Prize & CBS News FACEPLANTS Live!

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "IHIP News: Trump HUMILIATED As Machado Offers to GIVE UP Her Peace Prize & CBS News FACEPLANTS Live!", an episode of I've Had It published January 6, 2026 (23 min, about 3,636 words). It mentions 22 people, works and ideas, including Maria Corina Machado, Ted Cruz, Democratic Party (United States), CBS Evening News, Nicholas Maduro.

What this episode is about

The content discusses the political fallout surrounding Trump on January 6, reflecting on his actions during the Capitol riot and criticizing his response to losing the Nobel Peace Prize to Machado. It highlights Machado's willingness to share her Nobel Prize with Trump as a gesture, emphasizing the absurdity of a former president fixating on such accolades while holding significant power in the U.S.

Key takeaways

  • In a world where trophies matter more than diplomacy, we've truly hit peak political absurdity.
  • Trump's desire for a regifted Nobel Peace Prize reveals a man more fixated on ego than on governance.
  • Maria Machado's willingness to share her prize with Trump highlights the desperation for power over principles in politics.
  • Lion Ted believes America's enemies are trembling, but perhaps they're just laughing at the circus in D.C.
  • The juxtaposition of bombings and peace prizes makes one wonder: can irony get any richer in modern politics?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Oval Office, Venezuelan people, White House
  2. – 10:00: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, CBS Evening News
  3. – 15:00: 60 Minutes, Rupert Murdoch
  4. – 20:00: America First, Nicholas Maduro, CBS Evening News, Department of War

Notable quotes from "IHIP News: Trump HUMILIATED As Machado Offers to GIVE UP Her Peace Prize & CBS News FACEPLANTS Live!"

  • It was going on, ordered it, would benefit from it, was watching it with his buddies in the Oval Office dining room, that he made his way back to the White House. What an absolute failure.
    about Oval Office · at
  • Certainly would love to be able to personally tell him that we believe the Venezuelan people because this is a prize of the Venezuelan people certainly want to give it to him…
    about Venezuelan people · at
  • America, from Russia to China to Colombia to Cuba to North Korea to Iran, they're all looking at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And I got to tell you, they are very frightened of…
    about 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue · at
  • CBS Evening News. Number three, we respect you. We believe that our fellow Americans are smart and discerning. And then this is the one that really got me.
    about CBS Evening News · at
  • Injustices, and you think you're going to be able to go in to CBS News, take away 60 Minutes, which has been an institution for many Americans their whole life, that you can…
    about 60 Minutes · at
  • Live show based on what could be a decade defining capture of Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro.
    about Nicholas Maduro · at
  • Fox is pretty interesting to me. And they're all coalescing around this America First stuff because I think Tucker Carlson is going to run for president. And they're starting…
    about America First · at
  • Have to actively play offense, as they say in the Department of War, but Democrats, you literally have to play offense at all times against these people. Trump commented on every breath, everything that Biden did. He was on TV all the.
    about Department of War · at

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Full transcript with timestamps

All right. Unfortunately, our producers just brought to our attention that today is January 6. Can you imagine after what we all saw on that day in 2020 that [snorts] the person who we all knew when it was going on, ordered it, would benefit from it, was watching it with his buddies in the Oval Office dining room, that he made his way back to the White House. What an absolute failure. And I'm about to play a video for you of uh the Nobel Peace Prize winner, Miss Machado. And she is being passed over by the Trump administration to be installed as the leader of Venezuela.

And it's not for major reasons other than the fact that she didn't give her trophy to the man who couldn't tuck his tail between his legs and say, "Congratulations to Joe Biden. and I look forward to participating in a peaceful transfer of power. He to throw feces all over the capital, literally pack his toys up and run away. So, of course, he's mad at the person that beat him for the Nobel Peace Prize. But this is a total indictment on the Peace Prize Committee, the fact that this

crazy lady won it. And here she is on Sean Hannity, you know, the most objective peace promoting uh news institution in the world, Fox News, talking about how she might give her trophy two cakes. Play the clip.

Right. Did Did you at any point offer to give him the Nobel Peace Prize? Did that actually happen? I had read that somewhere. I wasn't sure if it was true. Well, it it hasn't happened yet, but I certainly would uh love to to be able to personally tell him that uh we believe the Venezuelan people because this is a prize of the Venezuelan people certainly want to to give it to him and share it with him. Uh what has what he has done as I said is historic. It's a huge step towards a democratic transition and and I want to

Okay, I I keep giggling about it, but it's not funny. There is a man that is in control of the nuclear codes in the United States of America that sits around and is mad he didn't get a trophy and he wants I mean first of all if somebody said if I won something and I said Jennifer you didn't win but I'm going to give it to you. You would be embarrassed to take it. You would be like I don't want it if they didn't give it to me. I don't want it. Not this man.

[snorts] He wants a a regift of a trophy because Obama hurts his feelings and has a bigger dick. It's just unbelievable that the words came out of Sean Hannity's mouth. Did you ever try to give it to Donald Trump? This is [ __ ] insanity. We are talking about a man that has such little hands and little self-esteem that he wants a regift trophy and talks about I ended eight wars while he bombs countries, kidnaps countries presents. I mean, I feel like it I'm living in the upside down to go back to strength. I meant living in the upside down. This cannot be real.

It's it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. And it's not just focused on Trump. I mean, like, what is this? Woman won the Nobel Peace Prize and she's on Sean Handy. Yeah. That's like every time I see like Amy Coney Barrett on Fox News, I'm like, it's a red flag. Showing how biased you are. You're showing h uh what how in the tank you are. Not, you know, this this Maria Karina Machado, it's not like for, you know, universal human rights for everybody. if she's willing to give a man, Miss Machado, who by the way, his administration abducted Venezuelan refugees while they were seeking refuge in the United States of America with zero criminal record,

put them in shackles, put them on an airplane and sent them to SECOT where they were psychologically, physically and sexually tortured. And then our media institutions are supposed to expose this, but we've got [ __ ] Barry Weiss who spikes the story because she doesn't want the truth out. And so all of these horrible powers all colluding is unbelievable. But for Maria Machado to sit there and act like Trump somehow wants what's best for Venezuela is just utter [ __ ] and she just wants to be in charge of Venezuela and she's willing to give her trophy

to him to do it. Which what by the way the Nobel Peace Prize Committee I think we need a statement from them. I want to know what the hell's going on regift your trophy like that's where we are. Not to mention Jennifer don't let us not forget the bombing of Venezuelan fishermen

that he's alleging are drug dealers. Like he's killing Venezuelans. So, please do not tell me how much he cares. He cares about your oil. Full stop. There you go. End of story.

Okay. And then we always know that somebody who you the last video you see of this person, you think, God, that's rock bottom for being a prick. There's no way this guy could go any lower than and be a bigger prick than he was in this video. But I'll be god damned if Raphael uh Cruz aka Cruz doesn't out himself every chance he can get. And here he is. And Trump named him really well. Lion Ted. Here is Lion Ted at it again on Fox News. Play the clip. I got to tell you, Jesse, every enemy of America, from Russia to China to Colombia to Cuba to North Korea to Iran, they're all looking at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. And I got to tell you, they they are very frightened of the commanderin-chief and the military capacity. There is no other military on the face of the planet that could carry out what our American servicemen and women did uh in the early hours of Saturday morning. And and that was just

extraordinary. Yeah. Yeah. They're all just shaking in their boots, Ted. Everybody's just so

skinny. I mean, yeah. Put Russia is Russia our enemy against this administration, Ted. Cuz I It acts like they act like it's our friend. They're not shaking in their boots. They're saying how [ __ ] pathetic he is. How embarrassing he's running around crying about the Nobel Peace Prize. and Lion Ted. I just, this is a little off topic, but he has the hubris to think that he is actually a viable candidate for president. So, every time I see him, I just I'm amazed by the hubris. I just I'm like, "Everybody hates you. How do you not know?"

Yeah. It's just willful arrogance on his part. I mean, and and he's always been that way. He's been running president running for president for over a decade. you know, when he was back, that's when Trump named him Lion's Head in the primary. Um, but it's really important. I I talk a lot about uh Barry Weiss spiking the story about uh the United States government kidnapping Venezuelan refugees with no criminal record and sending them to be tortured. Uh Barry Weiss is Jewish and she has a deeply held belief that we need to remember the stories of World War II. And I agree with her on that. I think we must always remember the horrible war crimes, Holocaust, genocide against the Jewish people in World War II. And anytime we see something similar to it, we need to shine the spotlight on that and immediately expose it. What's interesting about Barry Weiss is she chose to spike that story. She chose to

protect Trump, who by the way pardoned full-blown anti-semmites with his January 6 auto pen. And a lot of these people that he pardoned had Nazi flags, had shirts on that said Camp Awitz. I showed you all a video in another episode where you have a a convicted cop beater from January 6 outside the Apac offices talking about white Christian men will not be taken over.

And she's not going to do any story on that. She's going to be laser focused on Zoron mom Donnie. She's going to be laser focused on protecting uh Donald Trump and his growing large tent party of bigots. And then she herself is rolling out Nazi style propaganda for CBS News. Pop this up. They do this whole [ __ ] propaganda. CBS Evening News. Number three, we respect you. We believe that our fellow Americans are smart and discerning. And then this is the one that really got me. Put up the next one, Kylie. Number four point they want to make is we love America and we make no apologies for saying so. CBS News, it's not your job to love or hate or like or dislike America. It's your job to earnestly and truthfully report on America. It's your job to constructively criticize American policy. That is what you're supposed to do. this Nazi style propaganda is such [ __ ] It's unbelievable because what you're showing there and

number three, we respect you. That was utter disrespect. You think that we didn't make it through middle school civics class to know what your job is. Your job isn't to respect us.

Your job isn't about us. Your job is about the truth. Seeking the truth and shining light on injustices. But you, Barry Weiss, you want to cover up injustices, and you think you're going to be able to go in to CBS News, take away 60 Minutes, which has been an institution for many Americans their whole life, that you can take that away from us, gaslight us, and turn into the new Rupert Murdoch. With the Fox, that's they're just going to stay with Fox. You're going to drive CBS News to the ground in record time. And I will celebrate Barry Weiss because those little reminders that you point out are disrespectful. And it's not your job to love America. It's your job to report on America. Emotions should not be in the news. You should shine a light on injustices. But what you choose to do, Barry Weiss, David, and Larry Ellison, is you want to spike the football. You want to tell everybody, "Oh, we care

about anti-semitism and we care so much about exposing injustices." No, you don't. You want to make sure nobody criticizes Israel and you want to compla conflate criticism of Israel with all Jewish people. And it's [ __ ] It is disrespect. And you can't both be this lover of democracy than criticized speech. It doesn't work that way. It is disgusting. And to my point pumps that CBS news is face planning. Here's their anchor yesterday with his first day on the job. Their new anchor. Play the clip.

With Maduro now out, that base of power and influence could be out too. All right, to other news. As you just heard from Jill to other news now, uh to Governor Walls. No, we're going to do Mark Kelly. First day, first day big problems here. Uh what are we going to Kelly here or are we going to go to Jonah Kaplan? We're doing Mark Kelly possibly demoted from his retired rank of captain in the Navy. Heath issued what's known as a letter of censure for the Arizona Democrat over his participation in a video that called on service members to defy illegal orders without specifying which orders uh he had in mind. Hegathth called what the former combat pilot and astronaut did an act of sedition. Now we go to Minnesota. A surprise announcement from the great Lake State there today.

Tim Walls, the 2024 Dem. Okay, so as you can see, this is her new star who that he said he was going to bring back the days of Walter Kronite. And here's what I think pumps. Do you think the people that work at CBS sabotaged him because they hate her so much?

Cuz if they did, give them a Nobel Peace Prize. I sometimes do think that like the Fox News makeup people, they're secretly hate them because they put him on the air looking so terrible. Same thing about this guy cuz he's a veteran journalist. Like this isn't his first time. So that was kind of hard to do. But it just goes to show you when you put incompetent people like Barry Weiss, I think everybody can agree, has no business being the moderator for CBS News. She does not have the experience to do that. And so it just it's trickle down incompetence, you know? It's trickle down stupid. [snorts] It's trickle down we love America slogans. If you [ __ ] loved America, you would report on the atrocities that it is committing so that you can educate the population because what saved us in Watergate Watergate were Republicans that stood up against Nixon. But that's not going to happen because they lie.

The press is lying. The mainstream media, Fox News, Barry Weiss, you know what? The suppression on social media is happening because they don't want Americans to know the truth. Barry Weiss doesn't want to talk about the genocide in Palestine. She wants to talk about how much she loves America. Shut the [ __ ] up.

[snorts] But and I also want to say what Watergate what was what was important and what applied pressure to Republicans to stand up to Nixon was journalism. That's right. Nobody spiked the story. It was uh tenacious factf finding journalism. Finding things out about your country that make you feel like you might not love it. That's why it's important to keep emotion out of fact seeking missions. So that [ __ ] propaganda that she puts out there, we respect you. That in and of itself says you disrespect us. You think we're stupid. All the stupid people Barry Weiss already watch Fox. Like they've got that market completely cornered. So here is this journalist uh CBS after the total face plant on the first night. Here he is and I'm sure Barry Weise puts him up to this and they're all just sitting there reeling from what a face plant it was. pop this up

of the CBS Evening News was not day one of a 10-day road trip live from San Francisco. It was instead a Saturday live show based on what could be a decade defining capture of Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro. We're a news show. I think that is actually a better launch than anything else we could have come up with. Uh, the road sometimes rises to meet you and after all we cover the news and this was news.

Thanks for the update. Like what? Okay. I mean, this to me is just like people reeling like she knows she made a mistake. She's like, "Okay, now let's say that this is what it is." And and this whole thing putting her in charge over there. What they're a they have an agenda. They want to protect this horrible, horrible Nazilike regime that is running the United States of America right now. And they want to make sure that nobody criticizes Israel. And anybody who criticizes Israel, they're going to weaponize anti-semitism and then call you an anti-semite. While the regime that they're trying to protect literally has all of the biggest Jew haters, anti-semmites in the world in the party. Elon Musk, I mean, absolutely. On his uh on Twitter, there's so much Nazi [ __ ] Holocaust denial, disgusting [ __ ] on there. Do they say anything about that?

No, not a peep. But here's the problem. Here's what's going on. And the fissures and MAGA are really more, in my opinion, with the ecosystems. That's where they start. That's where they live. This is where these people get their information. And you have Megan Kelly who is a nut by all accounts, but she is outflanking CBS and Fox News here in this one clip. Play the clip. Fox News, which was a long time, 14 years, I would have known exactly what to do in the wake of Trump's attack uh in Venezuela, his retrieval, shall we say, to put it in mild terms, of Nicholas Maduro. I would have known that I was supposed to cheerlead it. Uh, and I turned on Fox News yesterday and I'm sorry, but it was like watching Russian propaganda. There was nothing skeptical. It was all rah rah cheerleading. Yes, let's go.

I mean, you know, it's interesting because you have Tucker sometimes that says uh things that are really at the core of the glue that keep this cult together. Yep. Now, Megan Kelly is doing the same. You know, Candace Owens, she's like, she has millions and millions and millions of views, but she is, you know, completely, she goes from like Bridget Mcronone to trans [ __ ] to Erica Kirk, and I think half the people that watch her just watch her because it's like they're watching a moving train wreck, but more so like Megan Kelly is one of the largest podcasts in the country, not just on the right, just in the country, period. Same with Tucker Carlson. and the criticism of the institutions and the ecosystems that hold the cult together that helped catapult Trump into the second term. I just find very interesting and I'm keeping a watch on and that's why I wanted to show you all that because she is going attacking

right inside the Death Star and I think per video she probably gets more views than even like Sean Hannity does. I mean, she gets millions of views per video. So, that she's starting to attack Fox is pretty interesting to me. And they're all coalescing around this America First stuff because I think Tucker Carlson is going to run for president. And they're starting now to criticize Fox because his whole agenda is going to be America first because that is the one argument that they can take the MAGA cult and keep them somehow coalesed together. Marjorie Taylor Green, huge supporter of Tucker. I think she wants to be his VP, their America first agenda. Which brings me to why are the Democrats not talking about this ad nauseium, screaming it from the rooftops. I just think they think, "Oh, we're going to let them all [ __ ] the bed on each other." And just like they didn't learn the lesson of 2024, you

have to actively play offense, as they say in the Department of War, but Democrats, you literally have to play offense at all times against these people. Trump commented on every breath, everything that Biden did. He was on TV all the time criticizing him and it really diminished his presidency optically. And Maggot does a good enough job doing it, but the Democrats, everybody in the country should know who our Senate leader is. Nobody knows who the [ __ ] Chuckles is. Everybody should know who the uh uh minority leader in the House is. Only dieard political junkies like us know. And this is just so upsetting to me that we're getting outflanked and out messaged in sound bites because that's how people get their news now.

Little clips like, "Oh, Megan Kelly's making sense. Right. Tucker Carlson's making sense. Not not to mention they're like, you know, we have some anti-semitism bigotry homophobia all in there. But this is the way they keep the cult together just like that. Yeah, I completely agree. Like you cannot the the strongly worded letters and the seniority, those days are over. I often think when I watch what's going on, like Michelle Obama said, when they go low, we go high. What we have learned is there's nothing every time you think Trump can't get lower, he gets lower.

And I agree with you. Every Democrat needs to be out every day pounding the pavement. You know, Maduro taking him. You know, yeah, he's a horrible dictator. You're breaking international law. The only one I saw do that was Bernie Sanders. You You just don't hear from these

Roana came out. Okay. But, you know, look at Chuckles. Where's he been? Yeah. He was on he did a a weekend uh I covered it. He did some weekends of it was just it's very lackluster impotent leadership and it this is not the moment this is not the Republican party that Chuckles is used to dealing with. These people are diabolical. These people don't give a [ __ ] about the rule of law. In fact, they relish and salivate and uh thrive when the rule of law is being skirted for their benefit. They high-five each other for it. So, this is a completely different party.

And the Democratic Party in many ways, the leadership, not all members of the Democratic ruling party, but at least the leadership to me, they're still playing politics of old and they haven't quite adapted to the fact that you're dealing with a mafia style government regime right now. All right, that's all we have. Please like, subscribe, and we'll be back later with more news.

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What is "IHIP News: Trump HUMILIATED As Machado Offers to GIVE UP Her Peace Prize & CBS News FACEPLANTS Live!" about?

The content discusses the political fallout surrounding Trump on January 6, reflecting on his actions during the Capitol riot and criticizing his response to losing the Nobel Peace Prize to Machado. It highlights Machado's willingness to share her Nobel Prize with Trump as a gesture, emphasizing the absurdity of a former president fixating on such accolades while holding significant power in the…

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22 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Maria Corina Machado, Ted Cruz, Democratic Party (United States), CBS Evening News, Nicholas Maduro, America First. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "IHIP News: Trump HUMILIATED As Machado Offers to GIVE UP Her Peace Prize & CBS News FACEPLANTS Live!"?

The episode runs 23 min; the transcript is about 3,636 words in 34 timestamped sections.

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