Transcript

Kink Shame MAGA

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Kink Shame MAGA", an episode of I've Had It published January 29, 2026 (1 h 3 min, about 11,055 words). It mentions 15 people, works and ideas, including Donald Trump, MAGA, Jay Jordan, Riley Gaines, Elon Musk.

What this episode is about

The discussion revolves around frustrations with social media platforms, particularly Instagram, and their intrusive advertising practices, highlighting a sense of disillusionment with the pervasive commercialization and control exerted by tech giants like Facebook, Apple, and Amazon. The conversation touches on the desire to disconnect from these platforms while grappling with their necessity in daily life, intertwined with critical commentary on the political landscape and the influence of figures like Donald Trump.

Key takeaways

  • Instagram's ads turn engagement into agony—reject, and they're relentless. Welcome to unsolicited capitalism.
  • Social media: the ultimate love-hate relationship. It's like living with a charming roommate who constantly gaslights you.
  • Political gimmicks around 'got milk' campaigns reveal a deep well of unoriginality in modern policy-making.
  • Critiquing tech moguls is easy; living without them? Not so much—welcome to the digital Stockholm syndrome.
  • The privilege of emotional overwhelm: if it's this hard for some, imagine the daily struggle for marginalized voices.

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Riley Gaines, Donald Trump, Mark Zuckerberg, MAGA
  2. – 20:00: Riley Gaines, Donald Trump, Summer House
  3. – 30:00: Joe Rogan, Rocket Money, Jay Jordan, Don Lemon Show
  4. – 40:00: Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos
  5. – 50:00: Donald Trump
  6. – 1:00:00: Ice King, Jay Jordan, Joe Rogan
  7. – 1:02:46: Donald Trump

Notable quotes from "Kink Shame MAGA"

  • Gatriots, riots, black triots, brown triots, and everybody that's in MAGA, we've had it with you and you can [ __ ] off.
    about MAGA · at
  • And Twitter. do we even have to get into Elon Musk and his obsession with tweeting about me, the podcast?
    about Elon Musk · at
  • Be fighting all the time, but yet at the same time it overwhelms me when I get too far into it. Like I got on a thing with Mark Zuckerberg the other day. like just cuz I hate…
    about Mark Zuckerberg · at
  • Stephen Miller who are for abusing children who are for taking children away from their families. Riley Gaines is one of the worst Christians in the United States of America.…
    about Riley Gaines · at
  • Hateful Christianity into the culture and listener. We have to have a response to this. It's not cool to vote for a man who is in the middle of a pedophile ring. It's not cool…
    about Donald Trump · at
  • Excellent. The last time I saw you was in New York at the Don Lemon Show.
    about Jay Jordan · at
  • Because I did see a clip the other day of Theo Vaughn and these are the people the Theo Vans and the Joe Rogan that straddled two worlds. Sometimes you'll see Theo Vaughn say…
    about Joe Rogan · at
  • Oh, I've had it with ICE. I think that everyone should be able to make this statement. We have to abolish ICE because they aren't doing their [ __ ] job. They are terrorizing naturalized.
    about Ice King · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Donald Trump — Person · Primary political target (referenced) · 10 mentions · first at
    Central foil for the hosts’ critique of MAGA, tech leaders’ perceived deference, and broader authoritarian/propaganda themes.
  • Jay Jordan — Person · Main guest · 2 mentions · first at
    Guest comedian who discusses comedians/platforms being soft on Nazis and how political reality complicates satire; participates in the show’s game segment.
  • Riley Gaines — Person · Referenced political/media figure (criticized) · 11 mentions · first at
    Used as an example of culture-war entrepreneurship and hypocrisy; repeatedly criticized in connection with trans-athlete discourse and pro-Trump alignment.
  • Elon Musk — Person · Referenced tech leader (criticized) · 4 mentions · first at
    Cited as emblematic of tech power, online trolling/meme culture, and perceived obsession with the hosts/podcast; framed as part of a broader elite backlash dynamic.
  • Mark Zuckerberg — Person · Referenced tech leader (criticized) · 3 mentions · first at
    Discussed as the face of Facebook/Instagram and criticized for perceived political submission and platform power; triggers a rant about social media ownership.
  • Joe Rogan — Person · Referenced media figure/podcaster (criticized/ambivalent) · 3 mentions · first at
    Raised as an example of influential comedians/podcasters who ‘straddle two worlds’—sometimes condemning abuses, sometimes enabling extremist normalization.
  • Jeff Bezos — Person · Referenced tech/business leader (criticized) · 3 mentions · first at
    Mentioned as part of a cluster of billionaire tech figures the hosts routinely criticize; tied to Amazon and consumer dependency.
    Too far into it. Like I got on a thing with Mark Zuckerberg the other day. like just cuz I hate on Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos and what they have done like I breathe. It's just part of the day.
  • Tim Cook — Person · Referenced tech executive (criticized) · 2 mentions · first at
    Invoked as the personification of Apple and consumer dependence; criticized as politically submissive in the hosts’ framing.
    Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, puss boy submissive to Donald Trump. He's a submissivekept woman. My Apple phone.

Companies & orgs

  • Amazon — Company · Case study · 2 mentions · first at
    Mentioned in the context of consumer behavior and corporate criticism.
    Cook, submissive. Made a trophy. A part of the hive mind. Had to go kiss Donald Trump's ass. Amazon. Wish I could boycott it. I've tried a couple times.

Concepts & topics

  • MAGA — Concept · Core topic · 2 mentions · first at
    Central theme of the episode, discussing the political movement and its impact on society.
  • Ice King — Concept · Key argument · 2 mentions · first at
    Discussed in the context of immigration policies and their societal impact.
  • Biden's America — Concept · Key argument · 1 mention · first at
    Used as a comparative reference in political discussion.
    Surveying me. I'm answering. I'm trying to say no, but they just keep pounding me with this. And I didn't notice this in Biden's America. I'll just say that.

Media & podcasts

  • Summer House — Media · Referenced work · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned in the context of discussing a reality show and its participants.
    They like you said, homemaker, we need to have babies. We need to do all this. It's like Erica Kirk didn't have her first baby till she was 35.
  • Don Lemon Show — Media · Referenced work · 1 mention · first at
    Mentioned as a platform where the guest appeared.
    Excellent. The last time I saw you was in New York at the Don Lemon Show.

Sponsors

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    Promoted as a solution for managing subscriptions and saving money.
    Every single month using things that I don't need. That's why I want to introduce you guys to Rocket Money.

Full transcript with timestamps

So, we supposed to start the podcast. Ready? One, two, three. Patriots, gatriots, riots, black triots, brown triots, and everybody that's in MAGA, we've had it with you and you can [ __ ] off. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay. What I've had it with is this new thing on my Instagram, which makes me not want to be on Instagram anymore, where it's constantly as I'm scrolling, it'll put an ad up and it'll say, "Are you interested in this?" And so, at first I was like, "No, I'm not interested in this." Like responding to the survey in real time. But I just keep getting him.

And so now I think by saying I'm not interested, they're doing it more because I'm interacting. So, it makes me not even want to get on Instagram anymore because it's constantly I mean surveying me. I'm answering. I'm trying to say no, but they just keep pounding me with this. And I didn't notice this in Biden's America. I'll just say that. Well, I think it's going to the um unsolicited capitalism and buggery from the cell phone regardless of who is president. that is going to continue. I mean like we are living in this whole new world with uh all of this stuff. And I mean the thing is too like when I think about social media in general and who owns it.

Yeah. It's so depressing. I wish we all had the balls just to get off of it, right?

You know what I mean? Like Instagram, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, puss boy submissive to Donald Trump. He's a submissivekept woman. My Apple phone. Hate it. Can't live without it. Tim Cook, submissive. Made a trophy. A part of the hive mind. Had to go kiss Donald Trump's ass. Amazon. Wish I could boycott it. I've tried a couple times. Don't have the discipline. I suck.

And you know, he's a piss boy that is submissive to the needs of Donald Trump. And Twitter. I mean, do we even have to get into Elon Musk and his obsession with tweeting about me, the podcast? Weird. Um, so I I don't know. I just I I have this tortured thing with like I hate Instagram, but I also like Instagram. I hate Twitter, but sometimes I get on there. I hate my Apple phone because I hate Tim Cook, but then I'm on it all the time. And then I hate being in America and sometimes I hate being an American, but I live here, but I also love it. And then sometimes I can tap into this pride where I'm like, we got to fight for it. And then other times I'm like, god damn it, [ __ ] it. It's just really, really difficult time right now. And I say that and I'm a privileged person,

right? And so I don't even want to imagine what it's like being a a an immigrant or even having melanin in your skin and how this Gestapo is unleashed on you. And I mean, if I'm struggling, which is I'm being a [ __ ] for even saying that, I'm acknowledging it, listener. I get it. But I can't imagine the fear that you live in day in day out and then you have to live around a bunch of people that have no empathy for you and for your plight.

Well, and I think this whole Trump administration, the gaslighting, the whiplash, the it's like emotional abuse on steroids. It's like sometimes I get these habits in my head, which was what we originally started with this podcast. And then I think what you really should be worried about is people losing health care, is people losing uh the ability to have their own reproductive care. And then I and then it just becomes massively overwhelming. You know what I mean? So it's like feel like I need to be fighting all the time, but yet at the same time it it overwhelms me when I get too far into it. Like I got on a thing with Mark Zuckerberg the other day. like just cuz I hate on Elon Musk and uh Jeff Bezos and what they have done like like I breathe. It's just part of the day.

And I and I was like, you know, I've really let Mark Zuckerberg off the hook. That [ __ ] [ __ ] needs to be rad over the coals at all times because he is neutered. when he it just it sent me into orbit and then I just thought you you you just have to let you have to let that go because it makes you crazy. Sometimes I feel crazy. Yeah. Um All right. Let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it with the administration inventing something that then they claim to be uh uh bringing back. And most recently they've started this whole like whole milk campaign. And I it's like like the the the gist of it is like there's been a liberal war on milk and RFK Jr. is bringing back milk. So they've got Pudding Boy, you know, whose brain is so cooked beyond all recognition. I mean, it is so bad that he's in there doing some milk showand tell in the Oval Office. And then they start this whole thing, this like got milk

campaign. Here's the thing that gets me about this is they're so painfully unoriginal. Like the whole got milk campaign where you take a a drink of milk and then you have the milk mustache predates the MAGA movement.

Yeah. But these guys are so imbecillic and so painfully unorig. They start this like there's been a war on milk and we're going to rescue milk. And then they roll out the exact they borrow everybody else's material because these people are so painfully unoriginal. They plagiarize everything. They plagiarize absolutely everything. And then they start this Got Milk campaign and it's Riley Gaines the um there she is right there. Of course, drink whole milk. This thing has been done before and this is a woman right here, Riley Gaines. and we need to talk about her. This is a woman who tied for fifth place against a uh trans athlete and now she has a whole career because she spoke out and uh demeaned trans people. At the same time, Riley Gaines has uh goes on and on about what a big Christian she is and how close she and the Lord are and how she is a foot soldier for Jesus Christ and she has her

own uh relationship with her Lord and personal savior Jesus Christ and she's for family values and all of this [ __ ] Riley Gaines is a pedophile supporter. Riley Gaines is a pedophile apologist. Riley Gaines is not for children because she is for Donald Trump and thus for Stephen Miller who are for abusing children who are for taking children away from their families. Riley Gaines is one of the worst Christians in the United States of America. She is a bald-faced liar. She sends a message to young ladies that somehow she's a good person and it's all [ __ ] She is a world class hater that uses her religion to try to provide a permission structure for all the white yoga moms

that go to Starbucks and gossip about other people's kids because that's how shallow they are. to go along with the moral depravity of this administration in the name of Jesus Christ. It is appalling. It is an affliction among white women to not critically think, to believe that you're supposed to be submissive to your husband when the most submissive people in the United States of America right now are these MAGA men. I have never seen such submissive titty babies in my life. And honestly, Riley Gaines is far more submissive to MAGA, the morally depraved cult, than she is to her own husband or she is to her Lord and personal savior Jesus Christ. The breathtaking hypocrisy of this woman is absolutely reminiscent of the a lot of the tropes surrounding white women and her Erica Kirk and others that give white women a permission structure to not have empathy for other human beings and to buy into this [ __ ] that

you're supposed to be submissive to your husband when your husbands are submissive to a man that wears a full face of makeup every single day and whose brain is cooked, fooar cooked. It's unbelievable how hypocritical these people are. And here's the thing. The Riley Gaines are going to remain after this man is dead.

We've all seen him. The death is imminent, right? the Riley Gaines, the Eric Erica Kirks, these people remain and they are injecting this breed of hateful Christianity into the culture and listener. We have to have a response to this. It's not cool to vote for a man who is in the middle of a pedophile ring. It's not cool to excuse child rape. It's not Christian to excuse child rape. It's not Christian to bully trans people. Now, I'm not a Christian and why I have that moral clarity and Riley Gaines who will not shut the [ __ ] up about what a big Christian she is is something that is really got to be addressed in this culture. And so to all the white women that go to all these mega churches and tithe and don't give a [ __ ] about anything except for your own little family when your husband's probably on Grinder. I mean, let's face it, he's probably watching trans porn while you're rocking the baby at night.

All right. I mean, you have got to pull yourselves together because if you think you're going to be safe in this movement, ladies, you're not. the Riley Gaines, the Erica Kirks, all these Fox News people are riding the coattel of brave suffragettes and brave feminists that carved a path for you to be able to be the hypocrite that you are to say you're for family values and to say that I want to be a homemaker and that all women should be a homemaker while you work full-time. Brave progressive women fought for you to be the abject fake Christian hypocrite that you are. So Riley Gaines and Erica Kirk and all of these women, I want white women across the country to unite against these hypocrites and remind them constantly that you're allowed to be the hypocrite that you are because of progressive women. You [ __ ] [ __ ] I've had it. I've had it, too. And the Riley Gains of it all, it's like and

Erica Kirk, too. I'll put them both. They like you said, you know, homemaker, we need to have babies. We need to do all this. It's like Erica Kirk didn't have her first baby till she was 35. Okay. She was on a Bravo reality show called Summerhouse, which is like a dating house. Riley Gaines and Jib Jordan have the exact same thing thing in common. They allowed abuse on the teams of which they were on and or in charge of and then they sit there and act like trans pe or Riley Gains acts like trans person's the problem. You have a career because you decided I can have a career that makes me hateful. The more hateful I am, the more followers I will get. I will give advice to women and completely ignore the fact that I'm doing the exact opposite. It's so [ __ ] gross. And I just I cannot for the life of me understand how Riley Gaines and Erica Kirk do not see the duplicity that they are engaging in.

Women should stay home. They should submit to their husband. Yet, I'm going to go around the country and be a working mom, and I'm going to work full-time, but I'm going to tell women they shouldn't. I'm going to tell women they should submit to their husband, but I'm going to do whatever the [ __ ] I want and get on Fox News and brow be AOC. It just the hypocrisy and it's like I what I relate it back to just from my perspective is as long as I'm doing it, it looks prettier. As long as I'm doing it, it's okay. It's when other people do it that it's not okay. And that is something that I was indoctrinated with my entire life in these big, you know, Christian evangelical churches. What it what it looks like on other people, it looks better on me because I'm better. I can judge. I'm entitled. It's all about me. But yeah, the Riley G. I mean, I could go from here until my head fell off about Erica Kirk and Riley Gaines

and all the [ __ ] they say that they do the exact opposite and everybody just acts like, "Oh, yeah. Well, that's just what you do. Well, it is what you do in these evangelical c circles. That is what you do. All right. Welcome to I've had it, America's top DEI podcast. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. Kylie. I'm Kylie, the head lesbian in charge.

That's right. I like that. Okay. I've got a couple reviews for you. We're going to start it off with this one. It says five stars. Comes with side effects. and they write, "I've had it has officially rewired my brain and I regret nothing. I'm a North Jersey girl and I listen so much that I now casually drop phrases like 12 times out of 10 surprises me zero and buck up buttercup tight as ticks and enough to choke a bull into everyday conversation like their normal human expressions. I've also found myself in political conversations referring to kanks Moses Mike Grinder Johnson and chuckles which has resulted in multiple people staring at me like I've escaped supervision worth it. The most alarming side effect I recently taught myself caught myself saying Thursday out loud confidently in public no shame. This podcast is hilarious, cathartic and dangerously quotable. If you enjoy laughing, nodding

aggressively, learning something, and slowly losing the ability to speak like a regular person, congrats. This podcast is for you. Surprises me zero. That I love it. From Karen.

I love I really like that she signed her first and last name. I do too. You know, that's in a world on the internet of chicken [ __ ] cowards hiding behind some bogus avatar and bogus profile description bio.

That Karen right there, she is the anti- Karen. She said her first and last name and then her city and state lover.

Okay, now to bring you down just a peg. We've got a one star that says just cringe and guest Nelling writes the beus and buttthead for post menopausal winos.

See, here's the thing. I would respect that so much more if we didn't have a chicken [ __ ] coward. First and last name. And here's the thing. On top of calling out, pointing out to Riley and Erica and others, Caroline Levit would be another prime example. A lot of progressive women fought hard for you to be the duplicitus duplicitous hypocrite that you are. I want to remind these trolls right now. We're going to start a movement to liberate your real identity. I'm going to start a movement to where if you want to be a chicken [ __ ] coward online, you got to sign your name up to it. You want to call me Beas and Buttthead, buckle up, buttercup. Let's [ __ ] do it. Put your name down. I'm Jennifer Welch, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

Recently moved to New York City. I think you're a chicken [ __ ] coward. What's your name? Because Karen did it. She wasn't scared. I'm so tired of these [ __ ] nameless, faceless puss boys. Cuz you know that's just probably some pink arm in there and some red county that at night, you know, all day. Are you a man or a woman? Do you know the

how many genders are there? How many genders are there? And then at night it's like tissue lotion transform. You know it 12 times out of 10.

12 times out of 10. I will say when we get on Fox News and we get a plethora of like death threats in our email. Most of them are very chicken [ __ ] and they'll make up an email that's like [ __ ] Jennifer Welch@gmail.com.

Yeah. And they'll put a fake name. But some of them are really stupid and will put their actual email.

Well, I respect that far more. Right. Here's the reality. These people have no courage. They have no honor. They don't really believe in anything but attacking the libs. So, it's hard for them to assign their name because they don't know what their belief or what they're going to be mad about tomorrow because Donald Trump and Fox News haven't told them yet. So, they can't sign their names because they're [ __ ] cowards. Okay, I've got a couple news stories that some listeners have flagged for me. This one is, "New research found that young adults with overly involved parents have less prestigious jobs than their peers." And it goes on to say, "Helicopter parenting doesn't end at high school, and new research suggests it may come with unintended negative career consequences. Uh researchers followed US adults aged 18 to 28 for up to a decade, repeatedly surveying them about family relationships and work

outcomes. The pattern was consistent. Parents who frequently advised, closely monitoring decisions and stayed highly involved, appeared to make it harder for their children to fully launch into the labor market. And it also says this group of kids uh typically had lower occupational prestige than the peers with parents who took a step back. This does not surprise me at all. I mean, I just think helicopter parenting is it's so bad. And having a son that just graduated from high school, the group me, the parent group me was just so torturous for an 18-year-old that can drive, that can vote, who's about to go off to college. And that hyper parent involvement to me is a symptom that these parents are completely broken.

Like if there's this need to have this overwhelming and meshed codependent relationship with your child, you're the broken one and you are breaking your child. And it's just a cultural thing that we need to deal with this. And then I feel so bad for like the normal parents. I remember like I had to work. I I I don't have time to be a helicopter parent. I had to provide health insurance and a roof over the head. I didn't have time to be a helicopter parent. So when I would go pick up my kids from afterchool club, then sometimes these moms that didn't have to work would say, "Oh, I there's no way I could send my kids to after school club." And I'm like, "Well, what a [ __ ] luxury. What a luxury that your little puss boy doesn't have to go to after school club." But the reality is a lot of people have to work. And the mom guilt is the same regardless. But I mean, I'm really relieved to see a lot

of this stuff because I was not a helicopter parent. And I had to sacrifice. I'm not one of these parents that could attend everything. And the reality parenting that I had to give my children is to say it's not reality based that I go to every single one of these events. And society tells me this new, you know, world of helicopter parenting that I should feel bad about that. But really, there's a lesson here. There's a lesson for me to sit down with you and clasp your hands and say, I'm I'm unable to make this and this is adulthood and this is what it's like.

but your grandparents are coming and so I love you but I have to work and I've always done that with my kids and my boys are feminists like believe in female empowerment and there's just and being honest with your kids is just such a better platform for them to be able to go navigate adulthood than all of the parental fluffery. You're so special. You're so great. It's just like, of course, our kids are special to us and they're unique to us, but they're holy not unique at all. Just like I'm not that unique. Just like Pumps and Kylie were not that unique. There's seven billion people in this world. I mean, it's just American parenting is so [ __ ] up to me.

Didn't we have like an article on here one time, Kylie, where like 20% of these people, their parents have contacted their boss either by email or in person? I mean, it was just like a ridiculous percentage. So, it makes sense that job, you know, employers don't want interference from a third party. And it also makes sense these people can't make decisions for themselves. Because if Kylie's mother or Seth's mother called me and said something, I would immediately call Jennifer and say, "We got to get a exit strategy for Kylie."

Like her [ __ ] mother called me. Like that would be the first thing I would do because I would think that was so weird. So good that it's finally coming out.

Okay. And then one other one that was flagged is pretty interesting. It says GLP1s could save US airlines about 580 million in fuel per year. It goes on to say um airlines are obsessive about keeping costs low and take creative steps to lighten their loads. According to the report, United started printing its airline magazine on lighter paper and that move saved them 290,000 in fuel costs.

Wow. So if on average passengers who weighed 180 lb now weighed about 162 lb, it could save them up to 580 million in fuel savings per year.

I think the airlines should be buying uh GLP1s for people. I'm just going to say you're welcome airlines. I I've done my part. I I've stood up for the cause. And this is just another thing. Trump is constantly calling people fat and saying talking about they need to be on GLP-1s or they've been on GLP1's and and I'm just like, do you have a mirror at your house? That just reminded me of that. But again, I'm obsessed. I need to stop. A Christmas miracle has taken place. So, we decided to go do a live show in Atlanta on January 31st. And we were for sure like the ticket sales are going to be lackluster. Nobody's going to become I'll be damned if it didn't sell out in like a couple of days. So the organizer was like you should do another date. And I'm like that's a pretty big pretty big ass pretty big ass for two old broads like us, right? So we added an additional day. Ticket sales were getting about close to halfway February

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No. Past bedtime. Wake up the next day feeling hung over, strung out. Why did I hang out with all of these radical leftist anti-fascist? We're not going to do that because we're promat. We're pro-democracy. We're anti- MAGA and we're anti-fascist. Come see us. It's going to be so fun. I love getting together at a live show with all of the people. It's such a community. listener. I don't know about you guys, but I'm constantly signing up for subscriptions or memberships that I don't need. I just need them in the short term. Like, let's say there is a publication and they have a great article behind a payw wall. So, I think, okay, sure, I'll sign up for this subscription. I'll cancel it right after I read it. Well, I end up not doing that. Same thing for some other various memberships where you get a free 30-day trial. I think, okay, I'll cancel it in 30 days. Of course, I totally forget about it. So, I'm just wasting money

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That's rocketmoney.com/hhatit. rocketmoney.com/hhatit. All right, let's welcome our guest to I've Had it. He is a comedian, a writer, and actor. Let's welcome Jay Jordan to I've had it. Jay, how are you today?

Hello. I'm doing really well. How are y'all? Great. Excellent. The last time I saw you was in New York at the Don Lemon Show.

Yes. And you and I were guests and I think we crushed it, crushed it. We tried not to outshine Don, but I think we might have. We really I mean Don and Anthony they really had to step to the side and let the true divas take over at City Winery. There was one woman who had a question and it was so slur that we did have to remind everyone we are at a winery so we would need someone to interpret because she was a couple of flights deep.

Yeah, she definitely was. All right, Jay, what have you had it with? I have had it with comedians being soft on Nazis. Oh my god. There used to be a blanket agreement that we would make fun of Nazis, neo-Nazi winks and nods at the stupid ass stuff that happened in World War II. But now people like Theo Vaughn say Nick Fuentes is brave. I don't get it. It truly boggles my mind. There used to be a baseline sort of like bedrock agreement that hey we're going to make fun of Nazis because it's a stupid ideology. It's a self-hating, a self-destructive and a just an inaccurate ideology. And for now and for some reason now comedians think it's okay to be like, "Yeah, that that selfescribed Nazi was brave." What? It just doesn't make any sense to me. It doesn't make any sense.

That's that's a really good point because I did see a clip the other day of Theo Vaughn and these are the people the Theo Vans and the Joe Rogan that straddled two worlds. Sometimes you'll see Theo Vaughn say something really rational and really good like the ICE I think they used of him and he was offended and he stood up and it was like okay moral clarity. Joe Rogan recently um said, "You know, the ISIS in Minneapolis is acting like the Gestapo." And I'm like, "Okay, moral clarity." But then if you if you get out of the 30 secondond clips of these people, they're very dangerous because they dip their toes in both sides all of the time, which enables them to uh promote a lot of these really dangerous things. And Nick Fuentes is a [ __ ] neo-Nazi that deserves to be ridiculed and read for filth all day, every day.

There's nothing about him as brave. He should be a social pariah. His totally his name should ruin your reputation if you stand too close to him. Theo Vaughn and Joe Rogan also have this connection to Latin America and to non-white people. Joe Rogan's wife is not a white person. And Theo Vaughn's father came from Latin America. We, you know, he was, you know, he was older and he came to Louisiana, but they both have connections to groups of people that would basically bar them from being welcomed into like a true Nazi ideology and like a true kind of like super strict white supremacy fold. They kind of like get in and out of it. And sometimes people use the cover of, oh, they're just comedians. But one of the things that comedians usually understand is you understand if you are the joke or if you're in on the joke. And they've also become the joke. You're a laughingstock if you can't point to

something that uses like blatant Nazi ideology and blatant Nazi like not even dog whistles, just clear like references and say, "Hey, I don't like that. That's kind of horrible. Get that out of my [ __ ] face." Can we discuss the uh video of Nick Fuentes and the Tate brothers and some other people with melanin in their skin that we can refer to as DEI Nazis

that are singing n-word hyle Hitler that Kanye West song and every single one of those [ __ ] if they lived in Nazi Germany would be sent away to concentration camps in this weird flirtation marginalized people with white nationalism.

The tape brothers are either 1/4 or half black. Myron Gaines is Sudin. Nick Fuentes is Latino. And Clvicular has ADHD and is autistic. All of them will be put into the undesirabs pile. They all would be on a train. It is so scary to think that seventh grade back of the classroom logic, which is just you say the slur to distract the teacher and to make your horrible friends laugh and giggle at something that's taboo. That cannot be the leading political ideology for young men online. And it cannot be tolerated. I'm glad that the hospitality groups in Miami ban them from everything in Miami, but I think there have to be bigger steps. people who are in entertainment, people who have the ears and the eyes and the reach of Young Men Online have to basically not only disavow these statements, they have to never work with them again from a Twitch streaming standpoint. And they also have to say, "Hey, you guys, this is stupid."

And if we look at Scott Galloway, this is what's ruining young men. It's not women saying, "Oh, I don't want to go on a date with you." It's this.

I'm sorry. It's so it's and I'm I'm a person who really does try to go, "Oh, let me see where where is the joke in this?" Because I can look at it emotionally, but then I can also think critically, where is the joke? The joke here, for some reason, is that they want to upset people by doing a Nazi salute. And they think that people being upset by them doing uh Nazi Sig Hile is the joke. as a comedian, as a person who writes jokes, as a person who's written jokes for other people. That's not just the lowest hanging fruit. That is on the ground. That is on the bottom of someone's shoe.

Well, it's not smart. It's It's nothing. The best comedy is smart. Yeah. And it's not smart. Okay. I have a question I'm dying to ask a comedian and you're it

the what's going on with Trump and his administration like the Let's just take the cabinet meetings for example. Like if you were going to write a joke and do a parody, reality is worse than anything you could come up with. So how has that challenged you as a comedian? Because what's happening is funnier like in a dangerous way, albeit

than the than the parody? Yeah. Well, there's something basically that's the idiot plot where the only way the plot moves forward from a comedic standpoint is if the if people keep making mistakes. So you have this sort of hapless group of individuals and none of them can seem to get their heads out of their asses. So that's what's going on now. But I would think the only way to make this kind of washable and funny is you you have to find one adult in the room. And we see this happen sometimes and I'm not I'm not he's not a great person. We see this happen sometimes with Jerome Pal. We see we see Jerome Pal, wait what? No, we've seen it with Marco Rubio. We saw Marco Rubio with the note

every We saw Marco Rubio gave We saw Marco Rubio gave Trump a note that Trump was supposed to do the directions on the note, but Trump read the note out loud. So every now and then we see them break character because they go, "Of course, of course I respect this man." But every now and then, because the cameras are rolling constantly, because he wants the presidents to be a reality TV show, they have to do a basically Jim from the office direct to camera and go, "Oh my god. Oh my god." Not only is he incontinent, he's incompetent. It's in I I It's insanely heavy-handed writing.

If you presented this to your headwriter and you worked on a TV show, they would go, "I no, this is way too sloppy. We did the Greenland Iceland joke three times in 20 seconds in Davos. We It's not No, no one's that stupid. They go this this character is.

And Angie, I'm so glad that you asked about it from a comedy standpoint because so much of this is tied to comedy. They want to memeify the White House. They want to troll people online. This all started because Seth Myers and Barack Obama made fun of him one time at the White House correspondents there. And they wanted to take comedy back. It's why Tony Hitchincliffe wanted to do the Madison Square Garden show. It's why they say, "Oh, comedy's back. It's why Elon says, "Oh, we can make comedy great again or we can finally laugh at things again." They all are losers who were laughed at and now they think, have you Okay, have you ever seen someone who someone they're they're not that cool and they think, "Oh, when I finally get some power, I'm going to do what a cool person does." But because they were never cool, they have no idea what cool people actually do. They have no idea what actually goes on. They were not

getting dates. They were not making out under the bleachers. They were at home coming up with lists of people that they're going to make more money than or like people they're going to screw over. When they you look you look at any old picture of Jeff Bezos, look at any old picture of Elon Musk, you know exactly what kind of pathology is happening right now.

It's revenge. It's revenge of the nerds. And I'm glad you brought it up because in Revenge of the Nerds, sadly, I'm sorry if people like that movie. That movie has sexual assault. That's what this is. Whenever the whenever the main character sleeps with the girl while he's wearing the mask and she doesn't know it's him, that's what this administration is. These nerds who think they're going to like take it out on the rest of us. And what good is it if you rule over a pile of ashes and rubble? You can't troll your way into World War II and nuclear proliferation and think, "Oh yeah, this is great."

And the attack on comedians is uh historically significant. All autocrats do this. They're one of the first to go because they can't uh have somebody making fun of the autocrat because the ego is so fragile. These, you know, at the core of this, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, JD Vance, yeah, all of these guys are submissive. The one thing they fear more than anything, they are submissive. They submit to their idealized version of masculinity, which is Donald Trump, who wakes up every morning and puts on a full face of makeup. I don't give a [ __ ] if people wear makeup. But MAGA does.

They care about that [ __ ] I mean, that's that's one of their big issues. Like, you know, one of their big cuts to me is like, are you a man or a woman? You know, like that's their big thing is binary gender roles. And these submissive [ __ ]

yeah, they wake up and worship the a man that puts on a full face of makeup every day. And comedians to me right now should be tripling, quadrupling down in just browbeating the duplicity and hypocrisy of these guys

and how they want women to submit because they're tired of submitting to Donald Trump. And then, you know, jokes would continue to write themselves. But God, I love browbeating conservatives. I [ __ ] love it. So fun.

Angie, are you also from Oklahoma? I'm from Mississippi. So to think to think that this man with soft hands and a full face of makeup is the paradigm and the acme of masculinity as a person. My brother's a truck driver, okay? I've known loggers. I've known truck drivers. I know oil rig workers. I know men. Men. None of them act this way when people have less power than them. And none of them are this childish because they have actual man [ __ ] to handle. And so if you do, they do. They do. They they come home.

They got to do man [ __ ] Man [ __ ] all day long. They do. And so it's so funny.

And it doesn't involve submitting to other men. And it and it doesn't involve lying to an older man who was about to drive us all off of a cliff. There used to be this agreed upon sort of rule when it came to at least masculinity that like you stood up for people who were weaker than you.

Yes. And you protected those people and then if someone was equally matched with you, y'all could have it out. Now bullying and cruelty seems to be the only currency that they understand. It's also the only way that they kind of can throw out comedy. When someone is attacked, they think, "Oh, yeah, get him." They think it's hilarious that Stephen Cobear and Jimmy Kimmel got in trouble with their respective networks or got it got in a little bit of trouble with the FCC. They think that's so funny. You're battling a comedian.

Oh, sure. You're so What a tough guy. What a tough guy. You're mad that someone made a few jokes about you. You won the election. You control the free market and the one thing you're focused about if someone makes a joke about you when their monologue at 11:30 at night. That's that's sad. There are people in this country who are starving and that's your primary focus.

These men are titty babies. You're from the south. You know what a titty baby is.

Titty baby. Titty. And they're spoiled rotten and their little these are titty babies. And here's the thing that we have to talk about. If you're going to run for political office, if you're going to be a podcaster, if you're going to get on the internet, if you're going to be an influencer, whatever it is, if you choose to be in public, and that's a choice that you make,

yes, specifically, if you run for president of the United States, you got to tuck your tail between your legs and stand up like a man and take that criticism because it's coming for you. And I remember when Barack Obama was president, he visited the state of Oklahoma. I lived in Oklahoma City at the time. I was really excited because presidents generally ignore Oklahoma because it's so red. And so he was coming to Oklahoma and I drove downtown Oklahoma City and he was greeted by a bunch of white angry racist with um uh Confederate flags and shouting the n-word hard R. And I was so ashamed. And you know what? He never said a [ __ ] word about it because he ran for president. He chose to get up that day to go to Oklahoma because he was dealing with some sort of you know issue there and he wasn't a victim of it. He didn't whine and complain and then have an army of titty submissive titty baby hive mind

cretins that you know um elongated the the complaint. So this thing that the pussyism the pussydum maggot these men are the biggest bunch of [ __ ] [ __ ] on the planet. And here's what I don't get. You're talking about men in Mississippi that do manly things.

The fact that they're like still on board with this is really weird to me. And also, I want to get your take on all the photoshopped homoerotic images of Trump. It's just a fascinating psychological case.

He brought it he brought it up in Davos. There is this infatuation with a daddyism and this paternal figure and this return to this like sort of like idealized patriarchy. But guess what? that ideal patriarch, he provides for his family. And if he's the patriarch of America, he's not providing for this family. He is falling short. He is ruining the country. He is he It's so weird that the first thing they say to any of us who are progressives, they go, they call us gay and then we go, "That's not a horrible thing. We know gay people. I'm queer." Because to them, that's the worst thing in the world.

Someone who's queer. It's so odd that they call all of us queer, but all of the AI slop I see is Donald Trump with abs. It's him being totally like 50 pounds lighter and he's glistening and he's braotic. It's Jesse Waters saying daddy's home on Fox News. He said, "Daddy," he he has the nerve to say anything about queer people. But then on TV at his job, he gets his eyebrows filled in and he looks into camera A and says, "Daddy's home." about a 79year-old. Listen, I'm not going to kink shame, but I don't watch that kind of porn. I need them to at least be cute.

I don't want to watch Jesse Waters go down on Donald Trump every night on Gutville. That's not Oh, or the five. I don't want to watch that.

Yeah, it's gross. Jesse Waters, it and he's constantly telling us real men don't cross their legs. Real men don't. And so, and we've seen him in person and he I mean, it's the blue black hair dye. It's the sache, the pancake. Yes. So, I mean, the prettiest thing I've ever seen.

So, so I think he's hiding something like the rest of Republicans. Okay. What's your take on grinder crashing everywhere Republican congregate? I think that every now and then the ladies doth protest too much. Anyone whose only calling card and whose only money maker is making fun of trans women and making fun of gay men, they have a vested interest. We've seen this time and time again. Whether it's someone having a wide stance at an airport urinal, whether it's someone accidentally having all of this software on their computer, it always happens with these people who are these religious zealots and these puritanical anti-gay legislators and kind of figures on the right. And the reason it is is because in their youth, they were told being gay is the worst thing you can be. Being gay is the thing that's going to get you out of heaven.

So they fought against it their entire life, but there was that nugget that was gnawing at them, that one truth that they really couldn't escape. And so every now and then, incognito mode helped them. And then grinder faceless profiles help them. But it always comes out. And I don't like focusing on South Carolina senators like this. But happy nuptuals to Tim Scott and Lindsay. I think you'll find the right girl one day.

I'll tell you what, Lady Graham is just an absolute piece of work. I I have never and and Lindsey Graham strikes me as someone who Lindsey Graham strikes me as someone who actually should be able to sort of see the forest for the trees. You've been a senator and you've been involved in US politics this long. You could easily start a pretty disruptive movement to the to the left of Trump to recalibrate what you think would be the Republican party and everyone that's a kind of traditional journalist and all the legacy media would go to you and kiss the ring and bow your feet and finally be like, "Thank God someone's being an adult. If you don't believe me, look what happened with John McCain at the end of his life." You do one thing.

You you vote no on one stupid bill and you will get the you'll get the framing when you pass away. All the flowers, you complex individual, but at the end of the day made the right decision. None of these people have the foresight to see they could do that. Instead, they have tied their anchor to this 79year-old who's actively sundowning in Switzerland. He said, "If it weren't for the US, you'd be speaking German in Switzerland." They do, you piece of [ __ ]

You know what? back to Lady Graham. So, he's he's really he's been in Israel lately and he just posted recently on his Instagram and he's got a big thumbs up and a big [ __ ] eatating grin on his face and he's like, "I'm here with the director of MSAD." And I said to Pumps, "How much video footage of Lindsay doing gay [ __ ] do you think MSAD has?" I mean, they've got him doing so much Ladybug gay [ __ ] out the wazoo. Msad's like, "Hey, Lindsay, get your ass over here. Don't you even think about talking about South Carolina, [ __ ] You get over here to Israel right [ __ ] now.

He's like, "Yes, sir." They're like, "We'll have some boy toys for you." And Jennifer and Pumps. Y'all imagine people in your home state struggling. The entire US economic like system is going upside down and you choose to leave your country to go make propaganda for a country that's actively harming brown people in the global south. I don't I don't understand it. It would be as crazy as if there was a ice storm coming to Texas and they flew to California. Here's why. They have they have evidence of Lindsay doing gay [ __ ]

I will always forever believe that because there's just no other logical explanation. Assad has Lindsey Graham doing gay [ __ ] Lindsey Graham was raised evangelical Christian. He has all the It's Here's the thing. I have always been the biggest um I used to be able to say this back in the day, but I don't

fruit fly yet. you know what I was about to say. And so I um had friends in the '9s that really struggled to tell their parents that they were gay and they lived a a closeted life, you know, passively for a while. And I had so much empathy. I had so much empathy for them. It was difficult because I'd have to go home to their parents who were these horrible evangelical judgmental Lindsey Graham types, Donald Trump types, JD Vance types, and just the cruelty of it. And then a lot of them ended up with AIDS and died. So I have a lot of empathy for that. But these [ __ ] DL demon queens,

yeah, that actively will not shut the [ __ ] up about masculinity, gay people, or trans people

and women. There's also this there's this there's this misogynistic angle that they think the best way to prove that they're straight and to prove that they're not gay is to take away women's right to choose what they want to do with their body. So there's this kind of four-pronged approach to kind of throw people off the trail. And like you went you were speaking I mean you're preach I went to Old Miss and from 2006 all the way to 2012. So there was there was this small contingent of people who were out but you know kind of that old boy very southern evangelical south it really constricts people and to see other people live as free and you know I think the Democratic party has made some strides but sometimes they haven't been nearly as effective or as vocal as I want them to be when it comes to helping queer people and continuing to press.

But I have an entire party, an entire party that used to at least be able to say, "Hey, we do have log cabin Republicans. That's not our tent pole issue anymore. We cannot care this much about gay people." Dick Cheny's daughter told us, "We got to start being nice to y'all." That's what they almost did. And to backslide from that to tell law cabin Republicans, "We don't care." They made log cabin Republicans look like they were cows voting for McDonald's. I do not I do not understand why in 2026 that is the most important thing. And it's because they have to distract people from I guess economic issues and how much they're lying. But it's w it's wild to think about this. It's 2026 and they're still an anti-gay party. That's insane.

Well, I think a lot of it has to do with Have they seen Have they seen uh uh Omary? They That's a Republican president. I think we're such a religious country and when you talk to Europeans, how the the purity puritanical aspect of American culture as opposed to other western cultures, we're really religious. Yeah.

Uh women here are are like super modest. There's this modesty and this purity culture and this puritanical kind of vibes to it. And so you have a a sector of the United States is very sex obsessed, either sex obsessed with people not having it throwing purity balls for their little girls that are like, you know, 10 where, you know, really weird [ __ ] Really [ __ ] weird [ __ ]

Oklahoma, Mississippi, if we look at those Pornhub statistics, we know exactly what they're looking at.

Okay, Jay, we're going to play a game with you called Had It or Hit It. Okay, you probably you've probably heard of it. You've probably seen it. It's uber popular. World famous.

Oh my god. Welcome to Hat It or Hit It. I would hit it. Had it. Had it. I hit it every day, sometimes twice a day.

All right. Had it or hit it? World War III. H I have had it with World War II even before they start the declaration. I do not need that. I have a lot going on right now. I have two pilots I'm trying to finish. So, let's let's not have World War II, please. Please, just for my sake.

All right. Had it or hit it? Smokey eye sociopath aka the vice president of the United States, J. Vance.

Well, he hid it because Usha is pregnant again allegedly. Do you think IVF? Uh, I I think IKEA. I think it was a couch. I think I think he hooked up with Ashley furniture. That's who I think he hooked up with.

Scraped it off. Yeah. Yeah. I think she picked I think she scraped it off of Erica Kirk's dress. I don't know.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I I love that you went there. Go ahead. Inject it into my veins. That's so good. Jay, we just talked briefly. I we've we've studied a lot of uh

images with him and his eyes. Yeah. And it's kind of it's kind of gotten to the back of the news cycle because

they're escalating the fascism and the Nazism. Yes. Yes. But in the early days of this administration, it was kind of quaint because

when it was fun, yeah, we could talk about eyeliner. Um, and we really, we did a pretty detailed forensic study, Pumps and Me. And we discovered that we found that uh little smokey is what we like to call him. He had kind of a day look,

a an evening look, and a television look. Yeah. I love with his eyeliner. I love a look queen. I think he was probably a bit of a scene queen or a scene kid when he was in high school. And also it it takes one makeup artist to be like, "No, your eyes really pop with this." Trump has had the same makeup since the 80s and he only does it himself. He puts it on every morning. He can't blend. You know for a fact he does it himself. He refused. And and I think JD Vance had a similar experience where someone said, "Oh, this really makes your eyes pop." And so for the rest of his political career, he's going to be penciling it in and putting on his eyehadow and his eyeliner every day. And once again, for a party that isn't too keen on gay people, it's a it's a lot of makeup.

And here's just an it's a lot of makeup. And here's something else I think that we need to point out. Not only are they super submissive, which is a spear into their uber masculinity thing, but we also need to point out that they are happiest in homocial relationships.

Yes. Not sexual, social. Look at Joe Rogan, Theo Vaughn. Look at the whole brophhere. These are people who look at what happened in Miami. That was all boys. There was a specific instance where Clvicular I think allegedly asked Nick Fuentes if they wanted to bring girls over and he went, "No, this is fine." Nick Fentes routinely tell Nick Nick Fentes routinely tells people to shun all fe straight guys to shun all female affection and don't get in relationships. Having a girlfriend is gay, which is just kind of like mental judo he's trying to do to his like followers. They only want to live in this kind of like I don't know idealized and not really accurate but mythical Roman culture that is all homosocial where they all hang out with men. They think that women are just supposed to be vessels for more men. And they think that a woman failed if she had a girl because they aren't contributing to the

amount of men in this world where men can quorum and men can go to the bars and hang out and men can have these think takes. And it's so childish. It's such a childish thought. It is the plot of little rascals. They just want a heman woman haters club and they're all mad that Alpha Alpha decided to get a girlfriend. That's what this is. It's bleak. It's so sad. It's so sad that they think this is the way not only to be successful, but the way to get America cuz I don't know if they know anything but women have the money. There are more women here. Women live longer. It's so wild to pursue to pursue strictly male attention when women can make your career politically or in entertainment.

But, you know, I don't think these are the smartest individuals. No. All right. Had it or hit it, Oklahoma.

Oh. Oh, okay. So, this is tough for me because I have never I went to Tulsa once. I went to Tulsa once and the mall closed at six. So, so I have hit it. I have hit it and I will hit it again. I'm currently on tour. We haven't put an Oklahoma date for the new tour, but I've hit it and I'll hit it again. I'm not a Texas fan if that's what you're asking. So, no.

All right. Had it or hit it? Don Lemon. H. I love Don. I haven't hit it. Let those rumors not start. I have not. Yeah, Don might have entered that church. He has not entered me. So, so I love Don Lemon. Hit it. Hit it. He is hitting it. He is hitting the streets. He is chronicling what needs to be chronicled. Shout out to Don Lemon for going to Minneapolis because a lot of people are going to Minneapolis for some reason right now. And I don't know why. I don't know why D limit an independent journalist is the only person with enough gumption and enough journalistic integrity to actually act ask people what's going on with these actions and what's going on with ICE in Minnesota. It's I'm very proud of Don Lemon. I think he's doing an amazing job and I'm so happy and he's a mutual friend of all of ours and every now and then he lets me say crazy stuff on his show. So I I I I have hit it in the most

platonic and friendly way. I I love I love the caveat. Yeah. Well, because that will be the headline.

Oh, yeah. All right. Had it or hit it, ICE. Oh, I've had it with ICE. I think that everyone should be able to make this statement. We have to abolish ICE because they aren't doing their [ __ ] job. They are terrorizing naturalized citizens. They are terrorizing people regardless of immigration status. They are terrorizing Americans. They have an overblown budget. They are killing people. They are ripping families apart. They are holding children hostage as a way to try to get to their parents when their parents have. They are throwing elderly people out in the snow. They are attacking Native American. Could you imagine asking a Native American?

When did they get here? My god. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. So [ __ ] Ice always. I've had it. I've had it with Ice. I mean, years ago, but Buckeyes, I've had it.

Yeah, agree. All right, last one. Had it or hit it? The United States of America.

I I love this country. James Bowwin was the person that said, "I I love this country. That's why I critique it." I I love this country. I love this country, but I have had it with the direction we're headed in.

Yes, we have to do something better. There has to be a full game change. That's across the board. We y'all do such a good job of saying I am upset not only with what's going on but with establishment politicians for allowing us to get this place. I'm so lucky I got to vote for Zora Mandani. We get to see what someone can do when they actually have messaging and when they have help and when people vote for them and when they enact plans within the first two weeks he made sure people in New York City could get child care. He's now attacking hotel junk fees things that help everyday Americans. So, I have had it with the direction we're headed in, but I am I have to be I'm a sucker. I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful that this will be a dip and that we will get out of it. So, I've had it currently, but you know, in the future hopefully I can hit it.

I mean, I'm with you. I vacasillate like, "Oh my god, I hate it here." But I'm like, I really love it here. Like there's a version of America that is ours. There's a version of America where

we say it's not my business what your genitals are. It's not my business who you love. It's not my business who you make out with.

This is a free country. There's a version of America where you see a bunch of little kids in a classroom getting along and they don't have to worry that when they're classmates it's going to be taken by a modern-day brown shirt. They don't have to worry about that. There's an America that I still have hope for and that's that I mean I have to hold on to that because if I fall into apathy then I I'm I'm cooked. So I have to hold on to that.

Jay Jordan, thank you so much. Thank you. I've had it. It was so fun. Y'all were amazing. Thank you for having me. What an honor. Oh, and Peter says hello.

You know I love Peter. Tell Peter I say hello back. I will. And um let's go. Uh I did go to P go to dinner,

okay, with Peter recently and I told my friends I went to dinner with a younger gay and the start time for the dinner was 8:30 p.m. and I thought I was about to die.

So if we do a manag date or if we wait till Pumps is up here to do a double date the queers and the straits,

we'll go 8 to do an early dinner. 7:30 perhaps. No, we're going to bump it up. 5:30.

Bump it up, J. at 5:30 up the time. I don't We don't have blue play specials in Manhattan, but okay,

we're gonna start them. When I've had it, ladies walk in, they'll be like, "Oh, all right."

5:30 is a late lunch. All right. Bye, y'all. Thank y'all. I love him. I love him. Yeah, he's great.

He's so hilarious. It's so uh it's so good when we have these guests because we cover on our other podcast all this IHIP news [ __ ] and it's just you know about these white nationalists and it feels their movement sometimes feels so much bigger than what it is because they control the airwaves and all the bots and all of that stuff and it's a reminder when we do this podcast I mean there's a lot of cool [ __ ] in our country and a lot of cool people and a lot of funny voices and diversity and I I I just a part of me really loves this country. I hate MAGA. I hate Donald Trump. I hate the Grifters. I cannot stand white evangelical Christians. But God, that's been a 50-year hatred of mine. Um, so that's not new. But I love the diversity of this country. I do too.

And I love He's from Mississippi. He's queer. He's a writer, you know, smart writing. It's just I love everything about him. Okay, I have to tell you something so funny. It occurred to me while we were watching that. Every time I have known you now for like 25 years and every time you say [ __ ] I laugh like it's the first time I've heard it. Like I think it's so funny every time you say that and I'm like, what does that say about me that it's like every time? Well, I know, but I love when you every time you say that's not laughing.

It's ridiculous. Right. All right. You You ignorant [ __ ] Tell them good. Tell them when we're going to see them next. You [ __ ]

We'll see you next Tuesday and Thursday. I'll tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it. I've had it with that.

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Kaka. A little bit more enthusiasm. Kaka. That's it. That's That's the patriotism that this country needs right there.

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Who speaks in "Kink Shame MAGA"?

Jennifer Welch (Host), Angie (Host), Kylie (Guest), Jay Jordan (Guest).

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The discussion revolves around frustrations with social media platforms, particularly Instagram, and their intrusive advertising practices, highlighting a sense of disillusionment with the pervasive commercialization and control exerted by tech giants like Facebook, Apple, and Amazon. The conversation touches on the desire to disconnect from these platforms while grappling with their necessity…

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15 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Donald Trump, MAGA, Jay Jordan, Riley Gaines, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

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The episode runs 1 h 3 min; the transcript is about 11,055 words in 132 timestamped sections.

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