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The 300 Songs Of The Great Global Songbook Part II

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "The 300 Songs Of The Great Global Songbook Part II", an episode of Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang published June 14, 2022 (1 h 57 min, about 20,636 words). It mentions 23 people, works and ideas, including Care Walks, Care Walks, Angela Lansbury, Valterian Arthritis Pain Gel, Ashley Simpson.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Care Walks, Care Walks
  2. – 30:00: Care Walks, Care Walks, Valterian Arthritis Pain Gel
  3. – 50:00: Britney Spears, Neverland
  4. – 1:00:00: Britney Spears, Care Walks, Care Walks, Valterian Arthritis Pain Gel
  5. – 1:10:00: Ashley Simpson
  6. – 1:20:00: Ashley Simpson
  7. – 1:30:00: Care Walks, Care Walks, Hillary Duff, Valterian Arthritis Pain Gel
  8. – 1:40:00: Carol Burnett, Angela Lansbury, Christina Aguilera, Rita Moreno
  9. – 1:50:00: Angela Lansbury, Celine Dion, Emma Thompson, Kim Petrus
  10. – 1:56:53: Care Walks, Care Walks, Natalie Portman

Notable quotes from "The 300 Songs Of The Great Global Songbook Part II"

  • Me as an actor advocate and author but i'm also a family caregiver and that's why i'm hosting care walks it's a brand new podcast from valtterian arthritis pain gel and i heart…
    about Care Walks · at
  • I'm also a family caregiver and that's why i'm hosting care walks it's a brand new podcast from valterian arthritis pain gel and i heart radio each week you'll hear powerful…
    about Valterian Arthritis Pain Gel · at
  • At the time was todd being compared damn britney spears she's so pretty that's just in me i was a little sad you know what's funny like at the time not being like britney spears was enough of.
    about Britney Spears · at
  • I think what bowen's saying is he needs three more i need a documentary about his curry or not about neverland right do you know what i mean yeah neverland as a concept is really scary crazy yeah this feels incredibly cathartic to have.
    about Neverland · at
  • Mirror really is the [ __ ] it is it's an amazing song but 100 when number 134 is la ashley simpson okay the great okay this was a song about dressing up like a french maid…
    about Ashley Simpson · at
  • What i was bringing up it's carol burnett oh julian like mashups like in like the [ __ ] 60s yeah oh my god they used to do very mating bow and stuff yes carol burnett and julie andrews.
    about Carol Burnett · at
  • Number we just did number 115. now we have number 114 the worst part in london angela lansbury huge she would have a huge song for her specifically in her career right now she…
    about Angela Lansbury · at
  • Dreams are made of trisha paytas let's move on 104 natalie's rap natalie portman a huge moment in culture a huge moment major moment in comedy and music culture i mean early lonely island early digital short culture early starlet.
    about Natalie Portman · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Angela Lansbury — Person · 4 mentions · first at
  • Ashley Simpson — Person · 3 mentions · first at
  • Holly Robinson Peete — Person · 3 mentions
  • Britney Spears — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Carol Burnett — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Natalie Portman — Person · 2 mentions · first at
  • Natasha Bedingfield — Person · 2 mentions
  • Hillary Duff — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Memory god he's got it we've got to move on yeah number 125 come clean remix hillary duff drug alert you're doing you're on a drug when you listen to this hope so interesting you better be tripping walls.
  • Rita Moreno — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Tia marie's so famous and rich number 119 a boy like that rita moreno okay ariana found dead oh my god wait a boy like that recently said a lot on this podcast when you had those two [ __ ] dods on oh my gosh.
  • Christina Aguilera — Person · 1 mention · first at
    It open okay you guys we need to keep moving number 118 mira flejo christina aguilera yeah number now these are very similar songs the one is english one in spanish one is saying by.
  • Celine Dion — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Who could have done it better who did do it better i mean celine dion would argue that they did who did it in the live action emma ariana thompson emma thompson.
  • Emma Thompson — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Who did it in the live action emma ariana thompson emma thompson she can't she doesn't have the look we love emma thompson but angela lansbury it's sort of like the quality yeah the quality you know the quality because she.
  • Macy Rodman — Person · 1 mention · first at
    So anyway the next 110 is berlin by macy rodman a perfect song just talking a perfect artist talking to a friend about her time in berlin please give it a listen please give it a.
  • Wendy Williams — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Out daddy are gone 100 yeah 109. death to all of them dance remix wendy williams amazing kind of dark though you know what's really crazy how dark it's gotten since we announced the nominations for the.
  • Kim Petrus — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Interview she can but she also refuses to be seen on those interviews number 108 i don't want it at all kim petrus sort of the song that introduced us all to kim petras yeah i…
  • Darcy Carden — Person · 1 mention
  • Joan Kim Booster — Person · 1 mention
  • JoJo — Person · 1 mention
  • Reba — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

Products & tech

Concepts & topics

  • Care Walks — Concept · 7 mentions · first at
    Me as an actor advocate and author but i'm also a family caregiver and that's why i'm hosting care walks it's a brand new podcast from valtterian arthritis pain gel and i heart…
  • Neverland — Concept · 1 mention · first at

Full transcript with timestamps

hi i'm holly robinson pete you may know me as an actor advocate and author but i'm also a family caregiver and that's why i'm hosting care walks it's a brand new podcast from valtterian arthritis pain gel and i heart radio that invites you to walk alongside other caregivers as you listen to insightful conversations and powerful stories each episode i'll connect with experts and caregivers to talk about the emotional stress and physical pain of caregiving and discuss some of the ways we can improve our health and well-being so that we can make the most of the brighter moments of caring for the people we love we want this to be the podcast that keeps you moving and keeps you motivated and entertained on your walk every week we'll hear from celebrities and people just like you as they share their most challenging and rewarding moments of being a caregiver we'll also learn about the importance of

movement in our daily routine and how a quick walk every day can make a big difference so let me join you on a walk and listen to care walks on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts look matt oh i see my eye on my phone look over there wow is that the culture yeah

we've learned a lot of lessons absolutely such as we can't we even though these songs all deserve their do we can't just be like so slow i mean it's not that we're being slow it's that we're indulging yeah indulging because the songs are indulgent and the songs demand indulgence and the songs demand that you sing them out loud it's like when you get to a song called no more baby imma do right by 3lw you have to go i'm getting a little tired of your broken promises promises and we didn't even do that we went straight to the second verse actually dreaming like a lady oh when you open doors and doors that you want to fly when you're with your boys your boys how are you gonna and we already have we're already doing it but sort of like there we are again um how are you feeling so far about the list canon i think for this to be the lower third i shudder to think about what's waiting for us shall we just dive right in let's

dive right in number 199 you want to be on top theme to america's next top model banks talk about a time and a place talk about a time and a place but like if if a theme song was supposed to be like a portal into the show this is the perfect thing that gets you in the world you want to talk about like asking the central question of the show it is you want to be on top okay we gotta move on we gotta move on but iconic number 198 don't cry out loud my melissa manchester i mean iconic ballad talk about a tearjerker the circus came to town baby cried that day they cried that day and never forget that it gave us that scene and drop dead gorgeous there's and drop that gorgeous might keep might pop up again on this list stay tuned stay tuned number 197 cherry bomb jet and the runaways this is this is a primal song you know what i love about this like she said hello daddy hello mom and she knew

that people were gonna be saying like daddy uh-huh and like mom you know what i mean like oh that she's mom like we love her and daddy is obviously like we in the cultural cannon we know we call people daddy is now you know what i mean but just the wind up on cherry bomb knock the door do we get a knock at the door was that enough no okay oh my god all right so we're just sort of hearing things um that no cherry bomb it's it's ch ch ch ch ch ch it's very sort of like syncopated yeah you know what i mean it's percussive yes we don't have enough of that we don't have enough percussive did you did something happen to you when you heard me say the word percussive no i just i was just like he's correct yeah you saw the music theory in me cheers to that we're drinking a little bit of mimosa oh there it is oh god hey i'll drink to that right cheers cheers to everybody it's our 300th all right 196. dancing crazy miranda cosgrove you

know this i don't know everybody's dancing crazy yes we never stop we never stop well everybody's dancing dancing crazy putting your hands up putting your hands up it feels like miranda cosgrove is like frozen in time like she's frozen in like 2010 a little bit everybody's dancing dancing crazy i love that she says donson danson anyway listen to this can i wait can i just can i just see yeah you feel she's frozen in time well i just want to see like this this song this no this is iconic

and then she goes i like you and you like me and we get together and we're happy did you hear me say that did you hear me say that and i like the way that we kiss you and me together like this did you hear me say that did did you hear me say that wow it has everything it's patty harrison she wishes no oh we texted her to come in and drop in we'll have you have to hear about it bad texture bad texture okay number 195 love is a battlefield say that say that i just love how truthful this title is no one can tell us we're wrong searching for love that's so strong the just the lyric no one can tell us we're wrong no one can tell us we're wrong

a sexy song not many sexier songs than that absolutely not there are [ __ ] songs but this is a sexy sensual sensual song it was all the time it was of a time when people cared about sensuality yes they don't care about sex about sensuality anymore they would get right to the [ __ ] insertion well everyone's sensuality has gotten mixed up with like vibe culture everyone's like oh let's vibe and it's like no sometimes you want a dedicated sensual aspect to a courtship like uh sensual sensuality is missing sexual culture number 41. sensuality is missing number 193 bubble pop electric like stefanie come on johnny when you couldn't pick me what does she say in this i mean you just pick a place you just pick a place um johnny yeah quinny gwen gwen you might want to worry because tonight is the night gwen she really gave it to us i mean johnny get out of here all right number 192 unfortunately and it wasn't up to us

fancy iggy azalea this one wasn't up to us it wasn't up to us but it really did captivate the culture for a moment there had the idea never forget when we had ray sani on this show and she she was talking about iggy azalea and she goes why is she out here saying who dat who did like she's from full australia she really was doing the most but it's on the list it's on the list this one i'm so happy that it's here number 191 the cure lady gaga i will always associate it with that trip we took to la where we stayed in an airbnb in like the attic oh my god that was a different time we were poor yes still kind of hard relative to like you know elon yeah relative to elon honey we're in the doldrums we're in the doldrums never getting out never getting out the cure oh my god she said i don't want this to be ally made no i want this to be stuff i need this i need this and to know that they were doing

that soundtrack at that time that is so long ago i know it's surreal 2017 that was a crazy week of our life mm-hmm pop roulette bring it back bring it back number 190 boys charlie xcx iconic iconic i love that little nintendo sound yeah feels like i'm jumping to hit a block with my head and i'm luigi or something when i think about boys i replenish would you rather [ __ ] mario or luigi and think about it luigi because i think he wants it more luigi would like get stressed out and i would feel like i had the upper hand yeah i feel like it's like it's like you know mario like he's probably getting laid all the time like and also laying the pipe literally as it were girl honey honey and hitting that block literally as it were luigi has the little and luigi's mansion he has that little ghost sucking machine right right right right right and it's like he just sticks his dick in that for sure well he can handle

equipment yes he can handle mine know what i'm saying yeah number 189 sweet dreams your rhythmics but honestly what is eurythmics i will never know it's a great song number 188 vogue madonna greta garbo and monroe dietrich and dimaggio marlon brando jimmy dean on the cover of a magazine grace kelly picture of a beauty queen jean kelly frederick ginger rogers dance on air they had style they had grace rita hayworth she gave good face lauren catherine lana too betty davis we love you i don't know the rest um is ladies with an attitude fellas that we're in the mood don't just stand there let's get to it strike a pose there's nothing to it and that really did create a culture well it took from one culture but you know you know um i'm really grateful i'm grateful i'm grateful that she appropriated how do you feel about like a prayer not being on the list it's fine yeah it's fine number 187 mambo number five

a stud actually mambo number five is kind of like the boys by charli xcx of its time yeah and also sort of spiritually it was the promiscuous boy yeah he had a little bit of all those women in his life so many things kind of you can trace back the lineage to mama number five boys by charlie xcx she's listing off boys yeah but she's just obsessed with boys yes yes yes this is so true well in the video she was might as well have been listing them off there were so many yeah yeah yeah a little bit of you makes me your man little bit of you makes me young man that doesn't make sense no no syntactically it's all over the place a little bit of you makes me your man also i wonder if like erica knows about like trina you know what i mean yeah a little bit sandra and the sun yeah because she she you got to keep her there because she doesn't know about a little bit of jessica here i am i don't know i'm i'm monica like imagine

like all those women me like a little sketch why don't you say sketch where they all meet each other you should write that um like it's mambo number five women all to get all meeting together for the first time and they they decide that they need to goodbye earl lubega they need they need to go by earl lubecka who's so famous and huge did he die recently did he i don't know oh i don't want to find out anyway okay number 186 malumbo number one by ema this is most famous from jinx monsoon's lip sync on drag race

you know what it is that was when you knew jinx deserve to win i absolutely thought she should win after that yeah like that was crazy and detox was amazing and can we say we're we're at jinx house we're a drinks house we love detox we love alaska we love roxy i'm sort of saying for this winter season yeah we're jumping sorry sorry okay 185. i will survive gloria gainer talk about you know talk about um rising above talk about going i'm gonna hire locksmith yeah i should change those stupid locks i should have made you leave your key if i had known for just one second you come back to bother me rhyme down what a legend and she is gay in her last name so stunning yes no her her last name is gay nor gay no no like if if nicole kidman found out that sunday rose was a lesbian she'd say gay nar 184 barbie girl aqua i mean hiya barbie hi can hello to the canon you know what i mean when they introduce themselves to each other they

introduce themselves to the world this this really was world wide smash hit i remember that phenomenon going to china and all my relatives going oh my god we need to put on that song the barbie girl the barbie girl song holy [ __ ] they're like that song is incredible put on the music video why don't you my grandparents all watching my grandparents watching the barbie girl video my uncle's watching the barbie girl video it's also one of those moments where like as a little gay kid you get to be like really excited because that wasn't part of mainstream popular culture and everyone was like bobby girl and you were like a gay kid and you're like thank god a song this gay is famous yeah you know and aqua actually had i mean dr jones is great um my oh my and then they had why are you making i'm seeing that next one oh my god um aqua they have it they had a second album called aquarius really good really good we have to check

that out we need aqua on the pod on the pod number 183 this land is our land america beautiful let's get loud jennifer lopez aka jlo this was american i was so proud to be an american i was proud to be an american and this is weeks and two weeks after the insurrection yeah i was so happy to be an american because jlo did this and to know that just off screen like lady gaga was looking for evidence of the insurrection was really my favorite part about it like while jennifer lopez was roaring belting this tune and making america proud lady gaga was was getting down to doing the hard work because she remembered that in another life she would have been an investigative journalist a war award award journalist combat drugs combat journalist number 182 holiday madonna i mean it just reminds you of vacation that little that little doo doo you're yeah that was that was a time in her singing where it was like oh that's the choice

yeah you can take holidays number 181 hot stuff i mean she told you exactly what she was looking for and when she was looking for it this evening this evening i love the word evening instead of night this evening this evening hey what are you no it's never what are you doing tonight what are you doing this evening can we make evening part of the part of our vibe again the evening has the same comic potential as that and that because one time matt and i were at a haunted house in sleepy hollow and he was we were all pretty drunk and then matt inhabited this character who would come up to us and go how are you doing hey hi how are you doing this evening no what'd you say hi how are you having a good evening hi are we having a good evening hi how are you doing this evening it was uh something like that it was nice how are you having a nice evening hi how are you having a nice evening yeah evening being the the sort of the place

where you land evening so good like just it's it's the new word for night and it's it's a rule of culture it's really culture number 13. evening is the new word for tonight saturday evening live thank you donna number 180 she works hard for the money thank you again thank you again thanks for the telling a story of a woman who was a [ __ ] in the coat check but there weren't that many songs about [ __ ] until then no until disco this is broken ground this was broken ground 179 bad girls another song about [ __ ] i'm obsessed this this woman who ended up going full christian hard left homophobic almost no she was a little homophobic before she died too too be beep on that i know let's stop traffic in the homophobia lane home hov more like homophobia over over the icon hov lane like homophobia like h-o-h-o-m-o-p-h-o-b-i-a is that it is that it yeah that's it number 178 manic manic monday the bagels

this is iconic culture because everyone i think knows what it's like when monday rolls around oh my god garfield found dead we don't need them anymore we haven't had any use for garfield in years i'm gonna say it yeah [ __ ] give me a break garfield needs to have like a fashion moment in order to like be back in her consciousness it's like you know how like the simpsons is now like all over fashion balenciaga is doing simpsons stuff and everyone's doing simpsons garfield needs that otherwise garfield's gone for good garfield needs to get his team to contact tom brown and they do like a fall spread yeah you know what i mean garfield in a suit yeah with three stripes with the three stripes yeah yeah that's the only way forward garfield tom brown collab now number 177 the locomotion kylie minogue all right she's called carly monarchy kylie mike kylie minogue early kylie this is when she was she was just just

starting out you got to swing your hips now come on baby unbelievable she she's one of our best you forget it was even her let's do 176. cold hearted snake paul abdul snake off key on the record stan she couldn't sing no no not a lick not electric dance remember when they tried to prove that paula abdullah could sing with the song rush rush you ever heard the song rush rush no they gave her a ballad and the the bridge ends in her belting a note she goes so deep so deep so deep inside but she doesn't sound like that you're supposed to imagine that paula abdul is doing it maybe i should just play that part play it just paula abdul belting and it was this was a hit song um let's see rush rush yep here it is paula abdul okay i'm going to go to that part of the song here we go no and then they faded out because she couldn't obviously quit something so deep inside that's hard but cold hearted snake is on

the list number 175 new attitude this was a this was such a [ __ ] this must have been like when bob dylan went electric yeah when patty said i'm solo now and i'm gonna tell you what my new deal is yeah fdr when nelly furtado collabed with timberland vibe shift um i'm feeling good from my head to my shoes know what i'm doing and i know what to do patty was is it patty is it did you know that when we were shooting i love that for you um they were shooting in hancock park and jennifer was there shooting and patti labelle come patti labelle came out of a house across the street and crossed over and it's like what are you guys doing and then jennifer and her know each other from way back so they had a whole moment on the street that's some bts oh my god um number 174 turn the beat around gloria stefan because when the guitar player starts playing with the sticker padded rhythm with a scratch scratch scratch makes me

want to move my body yeah yeah yeah gloria really did it right she she represented a whole era movement movement and culture and then she was like you know what i'm good she said i know what i'm good at now you know what she's doing red table talk really she has her she and her family have like a spin-off of red table talk called like red table talk the estefans oh my gosh yes yes wait so she is out there i thought she kind of just like was like i'm not i don't want to be in this fray she's got a facebook watch show hon facebook watch is huge it's like hbo max oh my god facebook watch is major zuck is paying the check it better be

remember when we had josh and aaron and we sang this song it really reminded us how what what a part what an important part of the culture this is so important make it happen honey get on your this is a this is a rallying cry for anybody in any endeavor persuasion persuasion of any persuasion of any persuasion if you are making if you are sitting down you better get on your feet and make it happen it doesn't matter your orientation your religion creed your creation color your your nationality height weight you know status doesn't matter you can get out get on your feet and make it happen it doesn't matter why are you laughing because not everyone can get up hi i'm holly robinson pete you may know me as an actor advocate and author but i'm also a family caregiver and that's why i'm hosting care walks it's a brand new podcast from valterian arthritis pain gel and i heart radio each week you'll hear powerful stories from people

just like you as they share their journeys as caregivers we'll also learn from experts about the importance of movement in our daily routine so let's walk together and listen to care walks on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts number 172 conga gloria

the piano on that the piano the horns like that is this is music at its best this is music at its best do you know something fun about this song it is used in the new guardians of the galaxy roller coaster at epcot called cosmic rewind and if you're lucky enough you can have this song play in full while you're on the ride while you're on the roller coaster is this like that rollercoaster at universal that plays the songs it's not like it's it's similar to that in that the songs are playing yeah but it's more like have you been to california adventure and done mission breakout the guardians ride no you haven't i i i don't think so i don't think the last time i was a california adventure was like 2019. when you went with me yeah and we didn't do guardians we didn't do guardians that sucks i know damn well i mean i'll do it soon um table that oh this is a great moment number 171 believe share

this was huge it was huge this is a huge talk about cultural impact i mean it brought autotune to the forefront it brought share back cher was back i mean and very thankful for that i don't think you have the share of today without the share of belief no share of belief was it was giving people hope yes it was giving the gay something to to live for at a time when you know we didn't have that visibility and cher said i'm here speaking to i think speaking to queers with this one she's speaking to queers she needed this in order to release song for the lonely yeah you know what i love about this song the delivery on and maybe i'm so good for you it is iconic do you believe in love and love that come on that's a hook you are really loving this one i really don't i just i'm just i'm i'm a child i'm it's 1998.

i'm over again it's on 1928 all over again simpler time it was a much simpler time um but we can continue and i'm going to say well the share believe i mean look it's enough said everyone has their own iconic relationship to that song that is a moment in culture i i remember i was on vacation i went to this place called wildlife pines it was like um in upstate new york or pennsylvania maybe it was pennsylvania but um i went there and at the end of the uh week we were gonna see there was like a bunch of people that like were like working at the camp they were like counselors like activity around activities and at the end of the week they all did a sketch show slash musical show like a review and everyone that was there at the vacation at the resort this lake resort went to the show and i remember all week they said oh my god nicole who like it was like one of the girls that worked there like one of the one of

the cast members she was they were like nicole was like hot and they're like at the end of the week she's gonna sing she sings at the show and it's absolutely unbelievable you're gonna gag and she sang believe and it was not good it was not good i love that and everyone was like nicole is so amazing wait till you hear nicole seem to leave at the end of the week it's gonna inspire you you're not gonna want to leave and it was just this like full file that's not nicole's fault no it's p it's people's fault for like hyping her up too much i think it was people's fault number one 170 call me baby a perfect pop song a perfect pop song what are you doing we just got confirmation that we're getting a new guest where someone else is gonna drop in okay and it's iconic it's an iconic guest all right steroid show and hot night wind was blowing great lyric great couplet before you came into my life i missed you so

bad it doesn't make sense but it makes sense it's like a peridot it's kind of like linguistically like i know what it's trying to do i didn't know how much i missed you like i missed you like i like i wanted you in my life before i before you came into my life you know okay we're eating um well this place is really good this is great they're so good i'm glad okay number 169 happy birthday world i mean despite having what i think is sort of a challenging note interval yeah we've talked about this happy birthday that's sort of sneaky really sneaky that really it makes it challenging mm-hmm i mean it's like a a fifth or a six like that interval is tough happy birthday and you have to really watch what key you started with this song that's true of all songs but especially happy birthday just because of the sneaky note the sneaky interval as you said i mean if i if i'm excited and i'm like happy

birthday to you and i'm like already panicking i'm like oh my god no happy birthday to you and already it's already the two is already tough to you and i'm panicking now i'm sweating my eyes are closed i feel like everyone's looking at me happy birthday you did it

that's that's not fair because you were you were setting up a narrative that you would fail and you didn't it's called subversion [ __ ] [ __ ] number 168 anus alaska [ __ ] off her amazing first album anus alaska's music career very very enviable in the drag space and in the general music space a great first album alaska has been a guest on this podcast which i often forget because it was the other era yeah number 167 the christmas shoes new song christmas tearjerker a little bit a little bit of christian a little bit of christian you know morals are not morals but there's there's like um you know god is in the room sir i wanna buy these shoes for my mama please it's christmas even these shoes are justified oh my god could you hurry sir daddy says this not much time you see she's been sick for quite a while i know these shoes will make her smile i want her to look beautiful my god i'm emotional

mama meets jesus tonight number 166 family affair mary j blige let's go don't need no hateration in this dancery period we can move on 165. get me bodied extended mix beyonce do an old school dance an old school dance snap for the kids it's not for the kids snap for the kids do that naomi campbell walk naomi campbell walk walk across the room like naomi campbell 164. beautiful liar baby era gets overlooked it certainly does and can i tell you what i'm pissed that that was overlooked by the blue ribbon panel bring the alarm i'm pissed i'm [ __ ] pissed at our producers i think megan i'm i'm quick to blame megan like megan it's probably megan's idea that it's like a two-person panel like megan no this is not how the world you know she's gotta go megan you're fired all right sorry sorry to lose that you're losing two jobs in one year has it been a year okay best year of my life number 163 tell him barbara and celine

here's a question i don't think we've ever answered this is the rain on me of that well maybe not who i think that ray nami was more talking to like enough is enough no more tears yes but it is two legends absolutely just a slight a little micro generate a couple micro generations apart and and this is what i want to know who out of you and i is the barber and who is the celine who's gone and saying i'm scared and who's saying that i think you've been there more than i have i'm the one who's a little bit more scared when it comes to love okay i'm comfortable with that but but the thing is that um you're telling me you're the one who's always telling me hold them close to you well i'm literally always saying to you fear the fire with all the passion you can show you're barbara i think you just you need to be more comfortable can i give you a note sure you need to be more comfortable being barbara

in general you are barbara you think you're fanny you're dolly you are miss [ __ ] she doesn't meet the [ __ ] right for sure she's miss [ __ ] she's miss [ __ ] you forget that and you forget that she was in the guilt trip with seth rogen and she shelly took it because she wanted to be comfortable she was sitting down the whole movie you know i read the script and i was could be sitting down and i liked that about it because i want to be comfortable i don't want to be uncomfortable i was could be sitting down

wow okay oh where are we i got lost number son of a preacher man dusty springfield billy ray was a preacher's son and i wanted to [ __ ] that is a sexy song absolutely bo how well i remember the look that was in his eyes stealing kisses from me on the sly taking time to make time telling me he's all mine learning from each other's knowing learning from each other wow looking to see how much we've grown and the only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man was the preacher man's son who could dick down the preacher boy had a fuckboy son oh i love that and it's like that forbidden thing that makes it so much hotter oh my god sometimes religion can make things feel more forbidden yeah and religion is so so sexy okay number 161 bleeding love leona lewis this was actually a moment in culture and then it just i mean leona lewis is huge has a huge career and i think this was what started it all

well now this is so many other hits it's like whitney mariah leona she's the kelly clarkson of the uk in a way in a real way but also i wonder how famous she is over there wasn't she a judge on the drag singing show she the was of the universe then yeah i need to watch that still same number 160 squidward knows cupcake go off about this one she's rapping about a guy's dick looking like squidward knows she doesn't want to [ __ ] listen there's so many great cupcake songs go i just think like dicks could look like worse things than squidward's nose at least it's thick i don't know it's a teardrop though it's a teardrop shape and i don't like it when it's girthy at the top but like like i i like the top can be whatever but sometimes it can be too too wide in the entry yeah i have a mushroom head and it's a problem it's not the it's not the head it's the shape of the shaft i don't know it's not a problem

well how do you know i'm well i'm telling you you can't think of it as that you're right and sometimes and i don't mean to shame the people who have the squidward nose penis you made me feel bad no and i didn't mean to but i know i did you made me feel bad because of the shape of my penis number 159 smack a [ __ ] rico nasty this is one of the angry songs ever recorded she goes [ __ ] have you heard this song no um she just talks about wanting to smack a [ __ ] and then and then and then she goes oh my [ __ ] god amazing she really went off she went off 158.

bbc dance anthems radio interrupted by announcement of prince philip's death bbc dance anthems radio yeah i would love to hear it i want to hear this one out loud actualized imagine you're announced the death of vibing royal highness the uk incredible rest in peace rest in peace prince philip number 157 big old freak megan this was i think the first song that you brought to my yes this is the attention this was the first megan song that i ever heard and it was sam j at work was like you need to listen to me in the stallion i was like okay she played this for me and i was like oh my god absolutely let's keep going number 156 summer girl heim um seeing them seeing them i love this song so much the bridge they have so many songs that could have really made the and they have made a global impact they have but you know we can only pick a couple walk beside me not behind me love that and take that suggestion come on why

don't you brene brown found dead absolutely number 155 now i'm in it now i'm in it and i've been trying the sisters the three the iconic three la girls there's nothing more iconic than three women singing in a band and there's a lot of that in this list they're incredible performers they're amazing performers love them love those girls number one speaking of girls number 154 oh my god you guys legally blonde original broadway cast when the girls got together all sing this together the girls were growing the girls were growing dear al he's a lucky guy i'm like gonna cry i've got tears going out of my nose ashford really became a star in that moment the career she's had since bravo love her what else is there to say you you know this musical well this is like one of my favorite musicals yeah and joel kim helped a podcast about it that's right one of the a savior during the pandemic one of america's most um

slept on podcast it's so true it was a patreon exclusive truly yeah but you guys were donating you guys were donating the money we should have made more okay you should have i'm shaming everyone that they didn't listen to jill kim and i's eight episode um legally blonde the search for the next l woods deep dive podcast when we needed it most the year of our lord 2020. but now when the readers and publicists talk about cousin of the week i know they're a real fan they're they're not a fake fan they're not a fake fair weather [ __ ] number 153 moving on up the jefferson's theme song amazing song i mean we all remember where we were not born but that didn't matter it didn't matter fish don't fry in the kitchen that's that that says everything says it all says it all says it all number 152 you and your hand pink again we sort of like liquid dreams returned to this theme of sort of suggested masturbation

but this time from a woman's perspective empowered i'm not going to [ __ ] you it's going to be you and your hand tonight you don't really want to mess with me tonight not tonight or any night to be honest with pink no pink is not paint you cannot if you're going to annoy if you're going to run a foul of pink on any given night good luck she's a tough broad you have a death wish if you're gonna piss off pink don't do it don't do it for your own safety you're gonna get your ass beat number 151 don't let me get me pink sometimes sometimes the person who's annoying pink the most is pink herself never went first she might be kicking her own ass right remember misunderstood the album was that what was that was what this album was don't support the the crazy the crazy scandalous thing about this song to me at the time was um todd being compared damn britney spears she's so pretty that's just in me i was a little sad you

know what's funny like at the time not being like britney spears was enough of a brand for a lot of these girls i know it was like there was like britney and then a lot of other people who were just not britney i'm not britney and that was like enough for a lot of record labels was it even was it even like that with madonna like like they would be these girls that like weren't like cindy lauper like wasn't like but she wasn't like a madonna alter alternative well sort of i mean she was wacky like pops right right right but yeah they were just it was jessica it was christina it was pink it was like a lot of girls well i think the person who was like probably closest spiritually to brittany was probably like honestly probably jessica because she had the same like she didn't really deviate from the christianity totally but she went like hard christianity she was like she was just like no i'm for real a virgin and i'll

say it the loudest yeah yeah yeah oh that's so funny like that was the time and manny moore said i'm pivoting to acting queen yeah more on that in a second more on that in a second okay hold on where are we we're at number one hundred fifty fifty circumstance underclassmen and band program the seniors aren't playing that at their own graduation no no it's the underclassmen in band who are playing pogba they're the ones tasked because they're they're not being celebrated and honored wait another year or two or three no no and it would be inappropriate for them to rise at that point no they're sitting on the side in the field in the stadium whatever but i do love pomp and circumstance yeah

what was i doing i don't know is that mario kart it's it's like a british thing it's a royal british thing that i think has been on like beatles albums um anyway speaking of really amazing songs number 149 can't fight the moonlight leanne rhymes iconically from the coyote ugly soundtrack you can try to resist try to hide from my kiss but you know but you know that you can't fight the moonlight leanne rhymes interesting life interesting oh i don't know that much well she and eddie cybrian had an affair on the set of a lifetime movie they were doing together and then he left brandi glanville who then became one of the real housewives of beverly hills so that's the drama and then liam a couple years ago was on the masked singer oh did you and marin talk about this about leanne i don't think so i don't think leanne came up although i'm sure that marin has a relationship at least as a fan with liam

just has a concept of leanne liam rimes was like a country version of jojo where at 13 14 she was singing that song blue oh so long for you that song these prodigies these prodigies okay a song that's better than that speaking of prodigies 148 shower becky well she's right i mean who who who among us can say they haven't danced in the shower singing in the shower singing in the shower dancing she's i don't think she's dancing oh well that would be dangerous she's dancing in the mirror singing in the shower dancing in the mirror so good and we should also really say because now i feel nervous because i didn't want to be on this podcast and being like yeah we all dance in the shower because famously that could that could you could break your damn really scary don't do that no no no no no no no no or dry off your feet you know wearing shower shoes shower shoes i don't know becky g though kind of a mandy moore of her time

pivoted to acting well she was stunning as the lesbian power rangers remember that did we see that together we saw that together i wanted the second one me too elizabeth banks so rita repulsa no krispy kreme number 147 raise your glass pink and we're going to the owner of that raise your glass if you are wrong all the right ways who do we want let's invite one of the people all right um hans hans it's time to come in come on come on hans oh good i'm really happy because this next one i think he'll have a relationship with yes um let's go we don't have all the time in the world it's only a couple doors it's what is it one that's you putting on makeup it's it's a it's a pod it's a podcast it's not a visual medium all right come on in and hans come on in hans it's head of content i don't think they've heard from you ever on the podcast have they from chats never oh yeah you sometimes chime in for from

for chats well welcome to the podcast that's the mic are you are you comfortable because you know here's the thing you produce and you you sort of you know run the table in terms of podcast but in terms of you know really sort of getting into the medium and really actively you know participating how comfortable are you very uncomfortable i prefer to be behind the glass well talk about this why why do it then and i do why you ever see it if you if you can't be on the other side of it is it those who can't do produce i think it's those who can't do produce and those who can't produce teach jim teach jim my god you know if you're a gym teacher then good luck there's nowhere else to go richard rodgers found dead wow i didn't know i was coming into the hard-hitting interview yeah this is the well we've been called the gay mark maron we've been called the gay wtf oh my gosh did you know that i've never heard that are you proud of

us i'm so proud of you you don't have to do that how do you feel about how do you feel honestly i think it's amazing i am so proud of you you guys came in you were this beautiful blossoming rose that has now become this incredible bouquet wow and that's so rare for a rose to become a bouquet because usually rose is just wilson stays one rose no this one multiplies yeah that's so beautiful hans um thank you for giving us a home here at iheartradio big money players we actually we absolutely are we we feel it very indebted and very free and you let us kind of do whatever we think our little hearts are going to want to do and we appreciate you you've never gotten in our way yeah you've never you've never said no that is that's good really that's good content good content is just don't get in the creative way speaking of content were you gonna say something no what are some of your what do you think

belongs on this list you know there's one musician that i think is so important to the culture okay that i have never heard the culture easter talk about oh my god okay what it's a little sticky no okay michael jackson michael jackson let's talk about michael jackson let's chat about michael jackson for a second right there is this thing where you can't really cancel michael jackson because it's like everyone has been influenced by him like every part of the pop culture has been informed yeah and you know the omission it feels deliberate it's like how can you go this long without talking about michael have we never talked about michael jackson like even in the old days i've never heard the names come out of here really well here's what i'll say that said it is loaded very long it's how many episodes of this did you listen to prior us coming onto this little label um a handful do we count the week before you came

onto the label yeah i guess so one there was like six or seven okay well then well then good sure but he wants to talk about michael jackson michael here's what i have to say about him i will say this for all the nonsense i did hear a man in the mirror the other day at the clark street diner and i was like god damn it this song is it's a great song i mean mike michael is like i just invented so many things yeah it's like people talk about madonna inventing all these things that like pop stars do which is true but like michael invented like pop culture yeah he really did like it's it's you can't really do we think do we think he was gay i don't know i think he was broken yeah i think i think he was so deeply broken by his father and by the industry and by like the situation that he was in that i think it it almost is like tough to even like wager what his sexuality was because there's just a lot going on yeah

i think he he was a like disturbed person from a probably very young age and i honestly feel like he was one of those pop stars where i mean this is obvious but like things happened to him rather than him making things happen right yeah well he was abused he was abused like my whole family and the vitiligo kind of like yeah putting him on that journey like just it was just a lot of stuff like you can't i think we'll spend the rest of like our own individual lines like parsing that out unless they make like a seven part documentary about him which they've tried well they made like the four-part documentary about him but that's not seven that's not seven seven i think what bowen's saying is he needs three more i i need a documentary about his curry or not about neverland right do you know what i mean yeah neverland as a concept is really scary crazy yeah this feels incredibly cathartic to have

to finally have the moment where the culture is but also it feels like you guys are expressing something it feels like you have been holding back talking about michael jackson do you ever feel like you hold back on talking about him sometimes that maybe that's true it i do it's so interesting because i think he's i think hans is right for some reason it's not i don't think it's deliberate i don't think it is that we haven't talked about him and yet it is weird that we haven't talked about him i actually i have to say there must have been a time like in the old days where we did because i'm i'm thinking now like if we never talked about him that really is crazy but also you have to remember like that man has been dead for a long long time like nine longer than we think and realize i remember 2009 because i remember it was the summer that i was coming out of the closet and it was like yeah i don't know

i i imprinted on that where were you when he died i i think i was on vacation and i remember it was the first celebrity death that affected me that i actually got i was old enough to actually care about the person who died yeah yeah what's your favorite michael jackson the video for remember the time always be with me you know what i really like you are not alone i am you that song that song i don't i might be not as literate as i should and listen whatever but the thing is like he definitely is this thing like i remember like i want again i'm going to bring up the guardians of the galaxy at the right to california again because they also play i want you back sometimes in that song the jackson 5 which also again is culture but they started the song and we were like yeah and then like we all at the same time in the car everyone in the car was like and it is this thing of like it's this it's this weird thing about consumption

of michael jackson yeah that i think like people that are you know you know aware of everything that went down like really does think about like consuming his stuff like when that man in the mirror came on i remember being like oh this is such a good song and the uh was coming from a place of but i ain't streaming it i'm not like supporting that estate right i think the whole thing is [ __ ] up yeah yeah yeah and we danced around it but i 100 believe he molested oh he did he did i mean like all these kids wouldn't be saying right right right and it's also like all that was coming out in the time free like believe victims you know what i mean like it was really a time when like the media was just like shuffling these kids out and then like they went away and like nothing happened and because what happened because the person you would believe the least in any situation is a child or not that they were like children when

they came you know they came forward but it was just like yeah well you were kids back then and maybe you remember it differently like that is like the perfect storm of like all these things that people can like lob against you yeah and the trauma of like like a parent like i remember the whole thing was like well their parents are looking for money and it's like like all these parents are trotting out their kids for money like the trauma that that would do like just the levels of trauma on trauma on trauma that those kids had to deal with and probably are still dealing with but i it is it is interesting that we haven't talked about it and only hans is someone who has this bird's eye view the overseer the overseer we want you to help us um with this with this with one um uh announcement and it's number 146 one million miss congeniality version do you know do you know one in a million for miss congeniality i i'm sad to say

i've never seen miss congeniality put it on well you love the list of shame you can't shame don't tell sandy you wouldn't i'm not you won't tell sandy no he's going to tell santa i won't tell sandy he's going to tell sandy baby smiling yes yeah he can text him what should i tell sandy don't tell her i haven't seen mrs tell me tell him our head of content has not seen do not text her that i won't i won't she would be like oh that's okay yeah i think she'd be okay with it because you want to know what so many millions saw it she what does she care i think she's doing okay i think she's doing okay fabulous do you call her sandy you're she kind of like demands you call her standing she goes by that he goes by that so it's sandy and we could all if anybody in this building called her sandy she would want that be fine so you have some homework um before the next episode of last coat she'll be record you are to watch miss

congeniality okay and i would like to hear a report can do absolutely thank you head of content it was fabulous and before you go um just we really do thank you and we love being a part of the family players and you are in the lcu congratulations thank you both for being part of the bmpu yes he's being goodbye goodbye hans see and this is like this is exposing to the readers the fabric of our life everyone's everyone people are curious about hans though they are always going because we always refer to him as hot head of content hans will everybody get are there pictures of hans are there pictures of it are there pictures of doug are there pictures freaks [ __ ] google it [ __ ] google it [ __ ] okay let's keep going number 145 by the way should just say one in a million from his continentality oh my god you're one in a million but the miss congeniality version where there's the dance break yes when they're on the

statue of liberty iconic hi i'm holly robinson pete you may know me as an actor advocate and author but i'm also a family caregiver and that's why i'm hosting care walks it's a brand new podcast from valterian arthritis pain gel and i heart radio each week you'll hear powerful stories from people just like you as they share their journeys as caregivers we'll also learn from experts about the importance of movement in our daily routine so let's walk together and listen to care walks on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts number 145 unwritten natasha batting field the iconic theme song to the hills a a song about life and then a song about experiencing things a song that josh sharp played at his [ __ ] meet disco sort of parody party a three dollar bill a month ago um his dj set was just playing and written by natasha betterfield over and over and over again natasha bettingfield said

chapters chapters eras eons of life natasha bettenfield said standing outside in the rain i mean i need to clean my damn windows they're dirty and you know what i i just when she said the rest is still unwritten that was a good vocal oh yeah number 144 battlefield jordan sparks why does why does love always feel like a battlefield i guess you better go get your armor come on come on um aim status but this is like after aim so true okay oh my god but i'm saying it gives a game status why does it like like like two asterisks and like in like uppercase and lowercase font why does love always feel like and then like and then like spaces in between spaces in between each b a t and then like at the bottom bottom bottom you'd have to scroll down to get to the bottom of the aim profile and then it would go dot dot better go get your armor period exo i never meant to start a war and it would say dinner later

143 break the ice britney spears from the blackout album this is like culture culture you're in the club that's all there is to say 142. baby it's you 2018 jojo baby it's you is truly a great pop song remember when you came to la and we went to the academy museum and we were listening to it yeah but i put on the 2018 version yep which i kind of think is better than the 2003 i would agree well she's a better singer now it's yeah like that doesn't always happen with these young these young singers these young girls do you know the music video was shot at six flags magic mountain you told me this yeah and then there's there's just some it'll like cut away from her and just be a shot of like a roller coaster doing a loop i mean there was something so beautiful about that time in our lives when we were teenagers like all you had to do was just go to six vlogs with friends over the summer that was it and that that's

all you needed to do over now you got a tick tock and you gotta so much so much there's just so much business on the plate so much on the plate and i really i hope i hope there's um back to basics we need to go back to basics number 141 foolish foolish ashanti see my days are cool without you i'm with you and then my heart can take no more i was like can we see her not be with ja rule for a second and then she did and i loved it and we didn't really get that much more of it no and ja rule it's like you always hear ashanti's angelic voice and then you have to hear murder no and draw rule we're giving him too many passes still flop post fire fest i think people are still like ja rule yeah the firefest thing should have been revealing um you know you know okay one third 140.

rogers how does it feel to be on the list i post just he's a little obsessed with me justified should i perform it me and you we used to fight like boom boom now we're together oh yeah with the [ __ ] oh yeah we have [ __ ] i think i didn't really hit my one of my notes don't do that don't go there okay you must just revel in the fact that maren morris herself that was unbelievable has has had that memory in her for years at this point and she said [ __ ] pals on the show which i felt was transcendent have we gotten any note from anybody she probably shouldn't have said no no no no and i'm not interested in that i'm not saying i'm not but i'm saying isn't it kind of remarkable i would i would not be remarking on that if it weren't for the fact that everyone was okay with no everyone was on board also i have to say something the fact that she was able to get the real housewives of beverly hills in a video saying that

they want to see come see us when can we come can we come see you they have no idea who we are no or what we do i kind of want to ask her and i'm like because she said they love you as much as you love them i'm like that's not true that cannot be true kyle richards doesn't know who i am sutton's like i i don't know her from adam i don't know these two bonyang yang i think i know her i know crystal kung minko okay okay number 139 angel sarah mclaughlin in the arms of the angel i know now it's like you know rife it's it's it's very easy to parody it or just kind of it it's it's manipulative in the way that it is that we know it to be but you don't get there without being a great song no first and foremost the fact is like aspca did that by enlisting sarah they said this is the way we're going to tug the heartstrings of america and it worked and it worked so many more dogs have homes because a young girl put pen

to paper that's art that's a haunting voice 138 not unlike 138. [ __ ] run liz fair old liz old liz oh gee liz oh gee liz which is just as good as 137. why can't i live i put this on today on the way here i was like i gotta listen to why can't i it's giving 13 going on 30 montage a perfect song though pop music quick quaking when liz fair said i'm getting in on it that bridge that bridge okay speaking of um marin vocals 136 the middle zed but really morris take a seat right over there the little places she finds the choice so she makes at the end why don't you just meet me in the middle baby have you seen you've seen that new york times video right we've talked about it on this podcast there's that new york times video about like songwriting um let's let's pause real fast oh my god someone is arriving okay someone is arriving um all right ready no the the the middle thing about like how everyone in town wanted to sing that

but but you haven't seen this new york times video about like like the songwriting like making a song yep yeah oh my god it's amazing yeah and there's there's like a larger piece maybe it's the same thing but it talks about how like singers were sending in their demos yeah and they picked ms marin and they and they and they nailed it nailed it massive costume that is how you sing pop music i just can't believe that she i mean she did the show she did the show sorry not to make that about us but like episode 299 but she was such a natural she was just like so like she was great so great to talk to you gotta listen to the marion episode if you haven't oh for now oh my god 135 speaking of something we'd need to get on we should get on the show everywhere michelle branch this is a song not unlike the middle where in the last chorus oh my god we have another guest

she's here to celebrate our big 300th wow what the [ __ ] is going on here do you want a little mimosa yeah we're gonna let's let's make him here i'll i'll get a cup wait can we get a cup in here can we get a cup floating in thank you okay thank you first of all iconic jump oh i actually it reminded me of one that you wore almost a year ago today when we did um in this very room or one like i did we did um a really fun episode of this particular podcast we did an incredible episode and the reason i was in that is because that was sort of my rhinoplasty wear i remember yeah he had a bit of a shiny scar on his nose i had sort of a scar you can see it's really going down thank you so much i will make it so we are sort of you know for everyone out there who's like forgot why they started listening to this because it's been hours um we have been here since 10 a.m it's 1 56 we are recording a three-part 300th episode

celebration this is the great global song book and we've got some friends popping in greta was on the last episode darcy kardon has just come in and isn't it what that sorry to do this but on a league of their own my name is greta oh and on your show can i tell you it felt like kismet that this be the thing i booked because it really to be to be kept being called darcy it really feels so good for me um cheers can you say cheers to that i say cheers oh my god oh my god what an absolute whirlwind three hundred true pleasure i mean we just texted people this morning everyone's coming in because they want to i came out of a pilates class are you feeling centered yeah and um actually no because it started off bad oh no it didn't what happened i came late to my class just a minute but they had already started and i was in the front of the class so everybody could see me and i reached for the strap and guys the

teacher said we're not using straps excuse me and i was humiliated i started off humiliating that tone no no she still she probably said it in a pilates tone but it didn't feel like you need to say it no she could have whispered it she could have just kind of given me like a emotion right yeah so then i started off off and no i wasn't centered and is that why i'm here guys no i'm here to talk about the no the 300 episodes but we need to we need to always gauge we need to level up and the temperature today was sort of off kilter pilates and now it's sort of like day mimosa on a friday and she almost fell i'm also reminded of the time that you tossed up that what was the thing you tossed up and caught i remember like it was an orange juice bottle but it was an orange juice or something yeah like it was nighttime so it was a water it was a it was a kombucha it was a iced tea yeah yeah something like that yeah

there was something there's something in the air with darcy there's some things moving around it's called genocide genesis um okay so don't hit your damn head talk about being off kilter come on yeah we're yelling at her we're not doing straps we're not doing straps i'm so sorry oh my god of course no and i i could have just looked at the person next to me and and seen it whatever hi hi everybody she says she says hi hans is in there he just kind of he kind of came in and you know what was interesting he told us we said how did it come up we were just like do you uh what do you think is missing from this list of songs and he said you it feels like you guys you guys have deliberately avoided talking about this one thing in the culture that is so huge [ __ ] what do you think he he said like you guys have never talked about this one person in the culture even though he's been can you guess yeah

even though he's like he is culture and are you like specifically looking at me while you're yeah yeah yeah like i because he said that and i immediately was like oh it's this person i knew too harry styles no okay okay michael jackson whoa yeah and then we talked about why why yeah interesting sort of surreal how do we even get i mean did you already talk about it we talked about it we're not going to put you but i want to put your i mean i have like i have so many thoughts about it and yeah we don't have any we shouldn't just because it's like so sad i know it's so sad it's so hard to talk about stuff like i mean i think maybe the thesis statement is awful yeah yeah yeah it's gonna ruin yeah should we proceed with the list let's see what's the last okay so we're at number 134.

can i tell you that it was that was the song that i brought up as being like i wish i could feel like i could stream him responsibly because man in the mirror really is the [ __ ] it is it's an amazing song but 100 when number 134 is la la ashley simpson okay the the great okay this was a song about dressing up like a french maid sort of getting so horny that you wanted to [ __ ] everywhere everywhere yeah now okay so like i feel like and i haven't looked at a single song on this list i feel like i will probably know 99.9 percent yeah what i know from this song is that she goes like you make me feel la la is that even close okay that's all i know lala is a verb you make me wanna la la kitchen on the floor i'll be your french maid when i meet you at the door i'm like an alley cat drink the milk up i want more which to me is come wait but do alligators drink [ __ ] i bet if they had nothing else yeah

i mean if you were hungry enough yeah i drink cumin and milk i do both honey these are cats they can't tell it apart oh my god poor cat's just like putting that on them yeah and here's ashley simpson sort of like acting like a [ __ ] feral cat like that's how horny she is so horny for like her boyfriend at the time ryan cabrera and you know what walked down the aisle recently yeah i believe two of them no no no he walked down the aisle with somebody else and i want to say that i read that maybe like she one of his songs was being played or something oh i hope it was this is true i actually had that ryan cabrera album because i was such a huge ashley simpson fan that i was like well i have to support her boyfriend yeah ashley simpson yeah ashley and she she was lying when someone someone is a cat when someone describes themselves as a cat yeah you better be selena kyle no one else if anyone else says that they're a cat i

know you're weird yeah yeah yeah yeah because maybe that maybe that's too much because the three of us dog people and the fact that you answered with a wolf makes me feel like she speaks dogs but you wouldn't be like i'm a dog oh right never so people are literally out here being like i'm a cat and it's in why well i guess i i was about to say like why is cat inherently sexy but they are pretty sexy they are i mean they lick themselves yeah they're so in their body they actually need to lick themselves and to clean themselves to actually clean themselves yeah yeah that's how they shower yeah i don't mean to you know violently say people who pretend to be cats or foolish i just think it's i just i find it strange yeah do cats ever get washed by the hands of a human that's actually a really good question i think the way they bathe themselves is fully their own doing right but because also when you see a wet cat it's

so upset but some of them like and it's so cute when the cat likes it um when they like to be wet there's some cats that are like dogs that just love to go in the water you know like when a cat is a dog i love it oh for sure it's so rare it's so rare but it's so cute when a cat is a dog and when they're wet they're as thin as a piece of paper 100 they're so thin like paper okay the next song one third number 133 love myself haley kelly steinfeld so it's well established on this podcast that helly steinfeld is the queen of pop yeah she's the queen of pop and she has influence over the rest of the girls yeah so when she comes out with a song it sort of sets a new tone yeah when love myself came out god damn it i love this song yeah oh my god when she goes and my favorite part is the the end of the bridge when she

remember the movie blockers yes was this a blaster oh yeah i was like it's like it's like their song is there it's a girl it's like their song and then the lesbians kiss when the final chorus comes in on this song

i don't really remember haley as a pop star before this song was just her coming out she was this was her this was her yeah i think it was her first big thing true grit for music exactly okay it was her sort of coming out in music yeah and now it's like i don't even i don't know do we primarily consider her an actress or a singer or is she just simply a star involved i think she's a star in both i think she's um who who's like this who was like this like 20 years ago be a giant nominated actress yeah yeah come on to be an oscar-nominated actress yeah and and then to like dabble and pop and have it hit so hard yeah yeah who's done that there's a lot of songs that are bops too like for example jamie or sacha damn you're such a uh-huh and also most girls are strong and small and beautiful no smart and strong and beautiful i said start and strong that's in a different language yeah well it's honey it's mimosa o'clock it is a

mimosa the room is not really well lit the next song on the list 132 our lips are sealed by hillary and haley duff now a lot of people are going to think we're going to talk about the original the go-go's are sealed not here at the cover okay no how cute i think it was like a gap commercial where they were singing this or a commercial for something probably let's say gap lip smacker you know candy candies okay yeah my dumb ass growing up in high school thought well steve madden's sort of the most the nicest shoe you can possibly thought that at the time and he's right now he just got so hard yeah he's like oh she's like steve steve made this noise i think i think because my mother actually told me it was the nicest shoe yeah yeah yeah yeah i remember she bought me some steve madden and was like and you know these are steve madden i know it was really the shoe because it's the damn [ __ ] anytime

anytime anything has a name like a steve madden or like yeah like it's named after someone you're like oh designer yeah yeah yeah yeah hello hello look at me uh my i'm like racking my brain for one name but i can say right now paul smith

you know who actually has a really chic designer name this sucks marco rubio oh yeah that's a good guy oh yeah that's a great name that he could that he could shakespeare yeah hello cheers have you ever done shakespeare yeah i love it i live for it oh yeah

wow holy [ __ ] yeah we remember when we were when we graduated oh yeah we do our high schools on the field probably my two of my best friends and i put a purple flower in our hair and we got a little drunk that's so sweet yeah too drunk yeah too drunk not too drunk just like like like secret drunk where it was kind of like nobody knows when you were singing this song there's that lyric where we're going to be when we turn 25 and then it just and then you were like that's so far away yeah and now look at us yeah the answer is like when you're when you're 25 it's like you're where are you going to be you're probably still like seeing everyone on christmas yeah like pretty much the same time a lot of times yeah a lot of times like really probably attending one or nine weddings yeah yeah but you didn't know that before no you thought when like when you were 18 you were 18 you thought you would be a completely different business

woman for example yeah working at a magazine yeah yeah oh my god yeah and it was just a little bit just a little bit out of high school yeah literally as we go oh yeah but you guys think of this as high school graduation or college for sure high school high school yeah yeah okay you guys want to know something they taught us this song in the fifth grade for fifth grade graduation into middle school yeah remember the concept of fifth grade graduation yeah we did it it was like we put on little caps and gowns and everything and i was like what the [ __ ] is this too much there's two graduations they're called high school and college college yeah that's what they're called and if you're a damn doctor med school oh yeah that's true and a lawyer lawyer school whatever whatever the caps are a little hexagon i don't i don't [ __ ] care graduation you did yeah i straight up skipped it and i kind of

pretend to be a hero because my brother's high school graduation and my college graduation were the same day and my mom was like what to do and i was like i'll take one for the team and skip it but i really just like didn't want to go so i kind of i kind of put on like the hero cape like yeah i'm taking i'm like a really good daughter and i'm not gonna make my parents decide but instead i just like slept in yeah that's hot that is so [ __ ] badass yeah i performed at michael i know i know yeah i sang a song called learn to love and live on the field of yankee stadium you and i had such different [ __ ] i was so depressed that day you were and you guys were together like were you well we weren't like together we were not sitting together because we can't we were different programs but i sat with the tisch kids you did isn't that dark i sat with the tisch kids and i looked and they everyone was so excited i my family

didn't come because i was i was going to fly out the next day to visit them and to see them in europe and then we're going to do like they didn't come to your graduation because back then it was like i get it they were like we can't afford like the new york ticket in the hotel and so we're just gonna how do you just meet us in rome you know like the day after your graduation was like that's fine but then like i didn't realize that the day on the day i would feel so sad yeah i was just by myself and it was just and then i was terrified for like what life was going to be like babe and it was it was it was sad that was this is before bowen and i were like very best friends yes so we were close friends but i actually was with like all those like you kids that was that was matt's little tish area it was in his tissue yeah your actor era right i literally i mean we sang a song called do you remember

this yeah learn to love and live yeah which was maybe we would have maybe we can learn to love and live the world is different why should i stay the same acceptance can lead the way to change and it's time it's time to stay back together we can make history now is where our lives begin stop and take it all in tisch ass it was holy [ __ ] i can like picture the the like 23 year old that wrote that that had like just graduated he there were two of them okay um and it became like the nyu themes yeah yeah yeah and i sang it in a show that we did every year and then on the field at yankee stadium in front of sonia sotomayor our speaker god and everyone sure we sang it and i remember feeling so emotional that i was performing on the stage of yankee stadium okay here's my heist wait i just said high school go but what i meant to say is elementary school greenbrook greenbrook i'm so glad that you're in my school

oh wow green bro green brook everybody's really cool okay then something like we got we got an ice cream social and a talent show too something something in homework to do right here that's really good it's really catchy i'm so glad that you're in my school readers i wish you could see the smile that matt just gave it's beautiful yeah it's beautiful it really just lifts your spirit it really does did i ever tell you the song that i learned at boys state remember voice date well that four hour documentary yeah so i went to boy state new york and we also had to learn a song okay and it went here in the cherry valley boys state campus rings with cheer that's where our legion boy state meets this year we learn to live together learn democracy a melting pot for color creed and nationality everyone was white but yeah less catchy although maybe yeah but you sang it beautifully thank you so much

number 100 what yeah i want to contribute one song which is another song we learned in the fifth grade go ahead celebrate celebrate a celebration of you and me celebrate celebrate celebrate you and me

celebration of you and me celebrate celebrate celebrate all three of these songs yeah they're so long on the list what about this one the rain forest the tropical rainforest the [ __ ] is that was that to save the rainforest yeah did it work okay readers i'm waving my hands back and forth oh that beauty the that tropical rainforest all that beauty all that beauty and then i think there was a wrap oh good a wrap i do believe there was a wrap

hi i'm holly robinson pete you may know me as an actor advocate and author but i'm also a family caregiver and that's why i'm hosting care walks it's a brand new podcast from valterian arthritis pain gel and i heart radio each week you'll hear powerful stories from people just like you as they share their journeys as caregivers we'll also learn from experts about the importance of movement in our daily routine so let's walk together and listen to care walks on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcast number 130 london bridge fergie [ __ ] yes when i come to the club step aside oh [ __ ] what a genius she was one of the most brilliant minds she was she passed she was alive and well but frustrating i feel well good as dead her imperial pace pop star phase is over good is dead i think she has another another something in her nose she's pretty high up on the list yeah she's she's another

she's a few more she has a couple more songs on the list of questions but there's more all right we just got to keep going yeah we do because we're singing in high school we're sitting here no but i don't regret 129 there's got to be more to life stacey rico thank you for putting this on the list you're welcome i mean christian legend oh she was so christian she really could sing though oh yeah i can yeah christians yeah christians can sing rule of culture i don't want to it's roller culture number seven more on that later but stuck is a great song stuck on you i hate you but i love you i can't thank you yeah wow stacy enrique i don't [ __ ] recognize that there's gonna be more to live than chasing that every sample every life do with that inside me yeah she's great 128.

i wanna be bad she's so good at being bad yeah she's one of the baddest [ __ ] yeah she bad i always thought she was going to be huge yeah yeah i think she probably did too it got really crowded you know it did i think she'd fare better today will i come back there's a there's a willis a willow-shaped space for you there is there is there's a will a hole that we want you to live we want you to live well you guys can keep moving yeah number 127. you gotta be

she's so right she really got she had something with that god damn because women have to be everything can you speak to that as a woman in that industry a woman in the industry you have to be fat you have to be bold you have to be wiser honestly though you really do and then you turn 40 and they forget about you oh my god we know that's not true berry season 3 now streaming 126. perfect day hoku christian ho that's her full name yeah i didn't know that until the second yeah and although is it possible that you've said that on this podcast before we've talked about something we've talked about i

which appears here and then also um iconically from the film snow day another dumb blonde oh that sounds familiar snow day that's all right that's okay you never love me anyway yeah and i think it's time for you oh yeah just move on yeah yeah yeah it's all right it's all right it's all right this memory god he's got it we've got to move on yeah number 125 come clean remix hillary duff drug alert you're doing you're on a drug when you listen to this hope so interesting you better be tripping walls oh he's like honestly i don't think there's any better beginning of a song than let's go back back to the beginning

absolutely yes that's what she is in this song you can picture her waving her arms around like she's like the rain for the tropical rainforest okay number 124 is cool gwen stefani an overlooked song so thank you putting it on this list listen a lot of her popular songs don't appear sorry sorry but a cool is is i think it's track four on love angel music baby it's one of my favorite songs of all time and it has one of the best music videos ever it's such a good music video this is just a like this is one of those songs where it's like if you know you know you know yeah and she said blondes can be brunette and still be squin stefani yes she did and she was and she is she did she was she is about anything uncool just

in the second verse when she um when she says her last look and there's like a tear in her eye in the video you can hear the tear attack and the tear in her eye in the video you know that the second they called cut she was like yeah she's like [ __ ] yes yeah i [ __ ] got it i did it i also wonder if she did that dirt with the track playing or she did it a bunch of times you know in the wild i love knowing i want to know in the clear yeah totally give me just give me give me a moment yeah i'm going to be directed yeah hold on that's giving us a finger he's being gwen he's saying like give me a moment i'm getting there you know what i loved i loved i loved getting to do a series where i got to do that because i a couple times i i do have to one spoiler i did get to do that thing where i was like yeah i can see you doing that like with a hand up just like looking at someone sort of nothing like it's not a good

time and then having people be like and you're on camera or you're like getting ready to do your scene it was like i was like in the dressing room and i'm like for sure oh listening to your song or whatever and thinking out of them and none of them were working yeah and then i the reason i ended up being able to cry is because i was so frustrated and upset that i wasn't getting there that's good because that can really throw a wrench in the old wheels yeah when you start getting in your head about oh yeah and then you're like like oh [ __ ] me it wasn't like an honest actual emotion that's like that carousel as yeah um i have a um a uh playlist on my phone for crying songs you do yeah i want you to share it with me and i want to see if actually the thing is yeah i mean we could all use that it's a long they don't always work every day you know so you kind of got to scroll through and you're like huh this one's not working

yeah i kind of want to share the note that that andrew on gave me on on the movie but that's kind of a spoiler is there a way you can unspoil it okay i am sad i'm i'm going somewhere and he and i'm supposed to cry yeah and he basically tells me and like i was like producing and it was like i was like doing i was like i was like getting it i was like okay i think i'm doing okay but then he comes over he goes imagine looking back and leaving behind the person you once were like you're mourning that [ __ ] and then immediately got and i was like yep and then like sobbing you know what's funny director i heard the director that we worked with um desiree akavon on i love that for you guys it gave a similar note to uh cashman like like the thing of like when when she sees this image of herself she sees the girl she used to be that'll kill her and like it really worked for her too and i was just like oh wow like that's like

this she used to be mine of it all yeah totally yeah yeah um so moving on from cool which really provoked an amazing discussion on acting and thank god thank you gwen um did you see me just loosen up my back yeah yeah she loose loosened up her butt because she struck her because number 123 is buttons by the [ __ ] and i have respected nicole scherzinger ever since me too that's when you started no i started during her pop star's audition of course she did yeah

ready for school and i had music videos on because i used to watch like mtv or vh1 in the morning getting ready eating breakfast and stick with you came on and it was the pussycat dolls and all my mom had ever heard was like buttons and beep and like i don't give a [ __ ] keep looking at my [ __ ] and whatever um and the last note of stick with you which is not this song it's buttons um when she goes i'm gonna stick with you and then my mom goes hey she has a nice voice and my mom literally she like like like looked up from like the whatever she was doing she was like hey hey she has a nice voice why is she [ __ ] cats off oh interesting and i was like she's making it work yeah that's right she was like um she was teaching us she was teaching us hey hey she has a nice voice mommy christy christina chrissy katrina katrina you got close no you got it richie and trina 122. 122. fancy by reba

fancy i remember it all very well looking back it was the summer i turned 18. i don't know the road i don't either but this is like one of the best one of the songs one of those songs great if you know it so well you better be doing it at karaoke yeah you know what i mean you better be doing karaoke 121 immaterial sophie amazing song i mean like we give it up we get a great beyond 120. my aunt's name but that's tina marie neither here nor there spelled differently and i don't think it's the same person i don't think so either yeah i think you would know i think so too because you'd be rich tia marie's so famous so famous so famous and rich number 119 a boy like that rita moreno okay ariana found dead oh my god wait a boy like that recently said a lot on this podcast when you had those two [ __ ] dods on oh my gosh i think aaron at one point said a joke like that

it's the perfect opening to a song yeah and boy like that will kill your brother let's get that boy and find another one of your own kinds think know your own kind also we should say great version of that with um ariana no um yes but not what i was bringing up it's carol burnett oh julian like like mashups like in like the [ __ ] 60s yeah oh my god they used to do very mating bow and stuff yes carol burnett and julie andrews

yeah you're carol that's so great that's interesting for me i love you as julie no but you're the better vocalist and carol wasn't necessarily the better vocalist but she oh you guys carol and annie carol in annie yeah like formative uh-huh life-changing truly life-changing did you was that one of your cultures it might i did and he's been brought up on this podcast yeah if it wasn't it is do you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah i think mine and now this goes back five plus years ago my first time oh my god or something yeah but i think it was something like um musicals or yeah it would have yeah carol burnett really like uh and annie really sort of broke it open okay you guys we need to keep moving number 118 mira flejo christina aguilera yeah number

now these are very similar songs the one is english one in spanish one is saying by an asian person that girl i like that i like that spanglish i like me number 116 poor unfortunate souls packed carol this is like a song that i think we take for granted yeah and i implore you i mean we've got a lot of songs here for you guys to listen to readers but to go back and listen to this it is it is perfect [ __ ] flawless hilarious sounds good tells a story she is i just i just did kind of a deep dive on this song recently really yeah and uh and it was and i i'm like blown away by yeah think think about the fact that like and also we should say shout out to crystal kung mingoff's husband rob who did the original character design for ursula then they found an amazing performer pat carroll to embody that it's like one of those things where it's like you imagine that ursula just sort of was it always

has been that's what i mean but they had to create her yeah and ursula is iconic and also there is not a better and i know that robin williams has the as the genie looms large as a charm song in disney or whatever i just mean like vocal performance in a disney movie yeah yeah yeah carol as ursula top yeah i agree i agree oh my god this song is part it's one of my favorites it's one of my favorite songs it's what made me identify with the villain like that that's the game that's the queer they're the most fun they're the most fun yeah like james doleman has a joke that like ursula is like if all the disney villains are gay ursula is like the lesbian bartender who's like we're closed but you can stay for a drink like really yeah very very wishes the lipstick on her just how just her titty forward she's kidding it's so good it's drag oh her body her [ __ ] body and that black girl who gossips

she doesn't let a single word go like she just shows them and avoid it when they can god i really like all praise be we're thinking about it i know amazing just i think i think as we we take it for granted we do especially the listeners of this pod are probably they probably grew up with it you know like it was always in their life yeah yeah yeah it was never new yeah give it a give it a new listen i know we all know it's great and we all appreciate it but i think there's even more room for appreciation absolutely and speaking of number 115 once upon a dream lana del rey from maleficent this really did make me excited for maleficent when i heard this i know yeah i walked with you i was like this is a great choice it was a different lana back then it was a really smart idea for them to go we're going to have lana sing this and have it be like maleficent you know yeah 100 hello okay wait are you still are you still

wrong okay we're still wrong okay so we're gonna do a little swap we have a little we have a little swap so we have been we have been graced by darcy cardin thank you for coming in you know how i feel about you i love you both we love you so much oh my god and i i want you to know that if pilates didn't go well i hope that we can off we can re-kilter your off-kilter you really did good yeah um so but it's so hot it's so crazy to see him in person because he's so hot i know you've only seen him in a tree look hot in a trailer recently not once but 20 times oh my god over and over well who is this person that we're even talking about um are we still rolling yes can you imagine if this was just our not rolling no um a little bit we're at 114 on the list of 300 and we are welcoming in joel kim booster everybody okay i'm gonna say and darcy we love you we love you see you soon readers yeah see you soon readers yes out little hint

hello joel kim so much and i honestly think like when people heard that darcy was about to be swapped i'm sure they were furious and i'm sure like it's a 50 50 split of people being like this is okay it's me and then 50 people being like no no that's me instead no oh my gosh we're we're bye bye all right everyone at home so joel kim you're you're joining us in process we are we are we've just revealed that oh my darling just flashed her test she we shall hurt titties but it was tasteless um we are sort of soaring through the the 300 songs in the great global song book we've revealed that it is a countdown um there is going to be a number one song oh wow would you like me to make dual mimosa would you guess which i would love to almost okay okay great no can we fly in a cup we're going to fly in a cup while we say number we just did number 115. now we have number 114 the worst part in london

angela lansbury huge she would have a huge song for her specifically in her career right now she needs to be reinvigorated you know what's crazy she is still kicking yeah angela lansbury's still very much around in here but we don't talk about her enough bring her back for all stars for us she needs that she needs that that kick i heard she does really well i heard it's her and evie oddly well she comes back with this new teeth yeah so the new teeth and the fillers and you know the work is really fresh but the good news is that um for there it's going to be a ballad the last top two um so if you can't do any of her tricks so angela will stand a chance she's a park and barker though she's a park and parker she's a latricey joel coming in for our 300th thank you so much i wouldn't have missed it for the [ __ ] world we had greta we had darcy and now we have joel it's all stars it is it's really all stars um

okay so moving on from worst price in london really my favorite song time sweeney todd um oh but now 113. beauty and the beast angela lansbury who could have done it better um who did do it better i mean celine dion would argue that they did who did it in the in the live action emma ariana ariana ariana thompson emma thompson um she can't she doesn't have the look we love emma thompson but angela lansbury it's sort of like the quality yeah the quality you know the quality because she has the quality she has the quality but this is the line off to the cupboard with you now chip it's past your bedtime also like you can't no one else can say that but angela there's also something to be said about like a song that sits like exactly in someone's like range like angela lansbury like whenever she's like eva just the same you're like is she gonna get there but she gets there she gets there wait who did the pop

version though for the remake was it ariana ariana and jonathan yeah yes yeah so originally did do it so i think that's what they were calling back to oh just the same every surprise remember that like john legend baby people nailed people sounds like people sound people what is his name p-e-a-b-o-p-o people bryson sounds like simlish yeah last for that's where we do that's pretty much was it was it who was it which one of you which have you asked me to sing a song and since i asked you to sing the wizard and i in singlish it is still recorded on my boyfriend's phone it is not in simlish at all

because it is one of the most bizarre things you've ever done and that's saying a lot that's saying a lot well speaking of bizarre people might not see this one coming number 112 on the great global songbook is congratulations by rupaul this is a song on the culture i love this great because it makes you congratulations good yeah yeah it does what is the um what is the line that we love so much from congratulations oh um oh are you thinking of bring back my girls

the congratulations did rank above bring back my girls yeah um better than i'm a winner like i would rather hear congratulations yeah over you're a winner like literally as a sentence i would rather someone say to me yeah congratulations yeah over you're awake like when the movie comes out like if people are like congratulations i would love that everyone please tell joel congratulations congratulations number one number 111 on the list what's my page again do you know this is the song that i come out to when i do clubs for stand up yeah yeah why why that choice because you picked this um i like so i i swear i swap between normani's motivation and this and it really depends on the mood that i'm in and how homophobic i feel the audience might be right um like when i'm in orange county it's what's my age again yeah i need to let them know that i like i can speak to their culture too absolutely yeah yeah

they're like you come in peace yeah right i think the thing about what's my age again too is it is a storytelling song and that's sort of that it's a narrative and that makes me feel like where's where is the what's my age again musical where's the movie oh that'll come kids today do not understand the way that they have access to porn and the way i used to have to jerk off to this music video because it was the closest to a naked male body i could access at the time oh my god yeah yeah because they were always nude but i remember at the time like not identifying as being attracted to any of them of the blink 182 boys but now i am i was tom yeah tom and still am largely just any naked body yeah right right right right at the time yes okay but for our people our age [ __ ] our age it was shawn williams dot for sure yeah what was it like teens it was like 17 or something like 17 or 16 people teen

people or something i remember it's iconic my sister used to leave for 17 magazines on the top of the toilet seat not the seat the back of the toilet and there was a there was a 17 magazine where it literally went through the different underwear types for men and there was a spreadsheet like us like a photo shoot for each one and i it's ingrained in my brain like yeah the briefs yeah yeah i remember when we would go to like jcpenney or whatever like a lord and taylor i would just go to the i just go to the underwear section and look at every all the yep yep and i remember i think i actually [ __ ] a men's health magazine like i [ __ ] the magazine itself like i rubbed my dick on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah amazing so anyway um the next 110 is berlin by macy rodman a perfect song just talking a perfect artist perfect artist talking to a friend about her time in berlin please give it a listen please give it a

listen you know what should be on this list what murder on the stupid [ __ ] express that is not a song that's technically not it is a podcast but it is audio that's true i guess for a song book we'd have to go to the blue ribbon panel about that can we have um megan and abby start talking about that okay they left oh yeah we finally left i guess there's no one now to figure that out daddy are gone 100 yeah 109. death to all of them dance remix wendy williams amazing kind of dark though you know what's really crazy how dark it's gotten since we announced the nominations for the culture yeah i mean literally this is sort of the reason that they didn't happen well or oh i forgot now they are i forgot now that they're happening they're happy we'll just have to find sort of a way around that right now i think wendy might have to lose all her awards yeah or maybe maybe win a couple it'll be her first public appearance

yeah maybe that maybe she should host i mean she's missing hosting oh my gosh she claims an interview she can but she also refuses to be seen on those interviews number 108 i don't want it at all kim petrus sort of the song that introduced us all to kim petras yeah i would say and you know i got my straight sister into kim petrus through this song my first intro was hillside voice so you you you waited around the first the uh it was uh jared frieder introduced me so blame him for introducing me to hillside boys first but um it was the third day i lived in l.a boys and you were there you got it yeah yeah that's very jared to be like you live here oh my god i am a hillside boy you are a hillside boy joel has a new home have you seen it yet no tonight hillside boys you call my name number 107 a song that's been performed on this podcast many times often badly yes sometimes well sometimes well let me

be your star by katherine mcphee and megan hilty truly i was literally just at the plex where you sang it live for the la audience remember that did we sing it there the echo we're hanging on oh yeah echoplex it really all matters if you can just start it correctly it is crazy to me because i always always always i get that vocally you are singing the parts that are appropriate for you but in terms of type i always have it swapped in my head you are ivy and you are um karen karen to me to me i think at the time at the time it was not that way yeah you that big titty he has catherine mcfee today yeah yeah yeah maybe yeah i don't know i really feel like honestly nowadays we could switch but you're but i think joel's ultimately right yeah i think i think you're the you're like the the bombastic here's what i think you have more vocal brass oh

you just did it i'm in my mind you're both that is karen in the face you you would love to be ivy flashback to a girl with a song in her heart and she's waiting to start the adventure the fire and drive this is actually huge extremes come alive they fill her soul she's in control okay and i'm angelica houston and yeah and jules and jill you're jennifer hudson this is actually a huge moment that joel flipped it on us i mean i'm interested in exploring i think it calls for another performance there we go all right number 106 80s mercedes mayor and morris congrats marin you've been on the list a second time 80s mercedes we've we've spoken at length about it a perfect song a perfect song 105. great by the way thank you sometimes i don't like it when you you have people on that i'm not friends with personally but this was a great episode and who knows you might be friends with marin personally you hear that wow 105 what

dreams are made of trisha paytas let's move on 104 natalie's rap natalie portman a huge moment in culture a huge moment major moment in comedy and music culture i mean early lonely island early um uh digital short culture early starlet being able to laugh at herself yes 100 percent it was pixie cut culture it was v for vendetta culture it was v press tour culture i never said i was a role model such a good line i never said i was a role model all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick support my [ __ ] drink until i'm sick oh my god it's such a brilliant line though like like the song like the lonely island songwriting was so good like um uh uh slit your throat and pump nitrous down the hole watch you laugh and cry while i laugh you die and all my dudes we love you natalie i wanna [ __ ] you too p is from portman p is supposed to be i'll kill your [ __ ] dog for fun so don't push me

wow really good 103. private girl natalie portman has celeste in box loves really it gets lost how good the music deeply underrated movie to me personally i find it's upsetting though yeah it isn't upsetting it starts upsetting but i think it gets less upsetting i mean it really starts this the marquee upsetting scene happens up top yeah and then from there it's a fun rock it really isn't the trauma language the trauma doesn't look like it does you know my biggest problem with moody is that the end concert is so not it should be full gaga and they it's not it's sad they air on the he does not respect pop music no and but the writing of the pop the actual music is good pop music yeah yes yeah what other movies like that oh sorry's born yeah we yeah they were compared to each other often but i do think yeah i would rat i've listened to the vox luck soundtrack more than i've listened to a stars really oh

i can't say that wow yeah i've listened to the josie pussycat soundtrack more than any of those well i can tell from what's coming up on the list yes sure number 102 sleigh ride clay aiken what a great singer an amazing singer and a perfect christmas voice are you guys watching american idol this season no i heard it's good though it's really good really i would say it's the best it's been since uh a while it's certainly it's back in the good days it is the best of the katy era that it's been wow certainly and you know i love the voice i'm a voice to stan house down boots but i will say i think that it is sort of flipped i think the voice is sort of run its course it's not getting the talent yeah well they only they also only do one cycle a year now yeah which is a bad a bad sign yeah that they're not putting they're not pumping out three a year um it's a bad side for the voice but yeah check out america hey everyone out

there check out american idol on abc on abc it was hosted by ryan seacrest starring katy perry lionel richie and luke bryant there we go i was going to say dirk's bentley i have not watched in this so long number 101 [ __ ] meredith brooks huge huge iconic song i mean culture turning i hate the world today owning the world to me i know that i can't change height of vh1 like power yeah vh1 power yeah this one this really was like lilith's yeah yeah it was it was it was giving a woman who had enough woman who had a record deal and enough but the the it leads perfectly into the chorus like i'm a [ __ ] like i'm a little bit at everything i'll roll it into one like it it takes you perfectly into the chorus yeah this is a good karaoke song and now number 100 is just around the river by judy aka the voice of pocahontas the singing voice of pocahontas rather now did someone do a did vanessa do a pop

version of this too or just just closed colors of the wind i don't think just on the river and got the popcorn no okay because maybe like there's so many lyrics that are so specifically about coco yeah that i don't think it would it would translate on like z100 yeah the whole world knows who kokolim is oh he's one of the most famous icons you know what's interesting about the these disney musicals that are coming out now versus then is that the pop versions of those songs were the ones that charted yeah and did well and now no one remembers the demi lovato version that's what it all let it go nobody remembers who's saying um how far i'll go like i can't even remember yeah nobody remembers that version yeah nobody gives a [ __ ] anymore yeah i think that uh what people want is truth yeah and what people want is performance and commitment and we don't talk about bruno now there's no pop version of that

is there no because but they don't need to be they threw megan the stallion on the on the little oscars remix we don't talk about oscars yeah we don't talk about oscars so that is that's going to um end part two part two uh this is our thursday episode this is part two of the top 300 songs aka the great global song book lost called reese's presents song i've had a mimosa a minute we're drunk and we've been recording for five hours since ten years five hours and you've only made it to one we're gonna fly through tomorrow tomorrow when we see you guys we're gonna fly through it we have 99 more and we're gonna make it okay we'll end every episode with a song i'm a [ __ ] i'm a lover i'm a child i'm a mother i'm a sinner i'm a saint

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