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A Very Saddest Widower Christmas /// Last Stream on The Left /// December 16th, 2025

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "A Very Saddest Widower Christmas /// Last Stream on The Left /// December 16th, 2025", an episode of Last Podcast On The Left published December 19, 2025 (60 min, about 11,015 words). It mentions 44 people, works and ideas, including Danny Daniels, Roger Mortimer, Zero Tolerance, Cuckolding, Feliz Navidad.

What this episode is about

The content delves into a darkly humorous exploration of holiday themes, blending discussions on Christmas traditions with elements of shock and absurdity, such as cannibalism references. Gift exchanges between the hosts highlight their camaraderie while injecting an unconventional twist into the celebration of Christmas.

Key takeaways

  • Winston Lights: Where Christmas carols meet nicotine dreams in a paper-towel-wrapped gift.
  • For every sad widower story, there's a regrettable holiday song—Jim Croachi, we're looking at you.
  • Cigarettes: The perfect accompaniment to holiday music and unexpected gift context.
  • Danny Daniels: From porn to therapy, she's got more job titles than a LinkedIn influencer.
  • Rock bottom comfort: Be grateful your sad story didn’t make the 'saddest widower' cut.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 5:00: Danny Daniels, Bachman–Turner Overdrive, Bobby Helms, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
  2. – 10:00: The Jazz Engineer
  3. – 15:00: Amy Colette, Richard (aka Dick), Zero Tolerance, Zero Tolerance
  4. – 20:00: Billy Idol, José Feliciano, Merry Christmas Baby, Screen Door
  5. – 25:00: Tantric sex
  6. – 30:00: Roger Mortimer, Zero Tolerance, Zero Tolerance
  7. – 45:00: Vascular necrosis
  8. – 50:00: psoriasis, Roger Mortimer
  9. – 55:00: Danny Daniels, Roger Mortimer, psoriasis
  10. – 59:51: Amy Colette, Betty Ann, Bizarre Foods, Danny Daniels

Notable quotes from "A Very Saddest Widower Christmas /// Last Stream on The Left /// December 16th, 2025"

  • You know what? I like this. This is very local Oh, Winston. It's the Winston Lights holiday music tape.
    about Winston Lights · at
  • There's a lot of great there's, Frankie Valley in the Four Seasons doing I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, like Bobby Helms.
    about The Four Seasons · at
  • And I believe Danny Daniels played I want to say she played Erica Kirk recently.
    about Danny Daniels · at
  • Call it a bark. A bark. So, the first thing, first of all, I want to thank Colette from Zero Tolerance. All right.
    about Zero Tolerance · at
  • His name is literally Richard aka Dick.
    about Richard (aka Dick) · at
  • Give a free pretzel. Widowerower number two Mortimer.
    about Roger Mortimer · at
  • It's hard to have psoriasis. I know it's hard. It sucks.
    about psoriasis · at
  • Copyright 1994. The Jazz Engineer.
    about The Jazz Engineer · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

  • Danny Daniels — Person · 6 mentions · first at
  • Roger Mortimer — Person · 5 mentions · first at
  • Amy Colette — Person · 2 mentions · first at
    Call it a bark. A bark. So, the first thing, first of all, I want to thank Colette from Zero Tolerance. All right.
  • Robin Tunney — Person · 2 mentions
  • Bobby Helms — Person · 1 mention · first at
    There's, Frankie Valley in the Four Seasons doing I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, like Bobby Helms.
  • Richard (aka Dick) — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Billy Idol — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • José Feliciano — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Maybe you all I know is that Jose Feliciano's Felicidad is featured on the Winston Christmas tape that Ed got me.
  • Betty Ann — Person · 1 mention · first at
    All right. Lisa D. Lisa Ann is obviously the people's choice. There's a larger market. I think there's a larger secret army. There's a people there's a population for Lisa.
  • Richard Irwin — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Electric graphics by Richard Irwin. Tape operator Richard Irwin. Evelyn Surropolis.
  • Evelyn Surropolis — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Electric graphics by Richard Irwin. Tape operator Richard Irwin. Evelyn Surropolis.
  • Donna Surropolis — Person · 1 mention · first at
  • Lindsay Wong — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Lindsay Wong. Omar made possible by grandpa Omar Sharp Seed Insurance.
  • Omar Sharp — Person · 1 mention · first at
    Lindsay Wong. Omar made possible by grandpa Omar Sharp Seed Insurance.
  • Bad Baby — Person · 1 mention
  • Buffy — Person · 1 mention
  • Frankie Valli — Person · 1 mention
  • Jim Croce — Person · 1 mention

Books & papers

Companies & orgs

  • Zero Tolerance — Company · 4 mentions · first at
  • Bachman–Turner Overdrive — Company · 1 mention · first at
    And then Eddie got me a Bachman Turner Overdrive. It seems to be their self-titled album. Bachman Turner Overdrive. And the vinyl itself was turned into a bit of a tray.
  • The Four Seasons — Company · 1 mention · first at
  • Screen Door — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Henry, the other day we were at breakfast. We were having a wonderful breakfast at the screen door in Portland. Absolutely incredibly incredible breakfast. Incredible.
  • Pornhub — Company · 1 mention · first at
    No. I don't want You ever made an account on Pornhub?
  • Seed Insurance — Company · 1 mention · first at
    Lindsay Wong. Omar made possible by grandpa Omar Sharp Seed Insurance.

Products & tech

Concepts & topics

  • Cuckolding — Concept · 3 mentions
  • The Jazz Engineer — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
  • psoriasis — Concept · 2 mentions · first at
  • Tantric sex — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Oh my god, it's so sting. No, way too relaxed. Too much tantric sex.
  • Vascular necrosis — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Hips. She developed a fun disorder called vascular a vascular necrosis in both of her hips.
  • Hava Nagila — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Wishing you again a very merry Christmas. Happy New Year. We're gonna play a little Hava Nagila.
  • ALS — Concept · 1 mention

Places & events

  • Reno — Place · 1 mention

Sponsors

  • Zero Tolerance — Sponsor · 4 mentions · first at
    Call it a bark. A bark. So, the first thing, first of all, I want to thank Colette from Zero Tolerance. All right.

Full transcript with timestamps

There's no place to escape to. This is the last stray on the left. That's when the cannibalism started.

Oh. What a wonderful holiday season it is beginning. Merry Christ. Merry Christ.

Merry Christ. Mary Christ. Mary Christ is BOTH OF THEM. MARY CHRIST. ALL RIGHT. I got

nothing Jewish about today. No. Well, I mean, Vanica, it's his it's it's the birth of a Jew.

That's what I meant, you know. Yeah. Um, I got you guys tiny gifts for the stream.

Thank you. Yeah, I wrapped it in paper towels. I see. Yes. You know what? I like this. This is very local

Oh, Winston. It's the Winston Lights holiday music tape. Yes. Cigarette. Cigarettes and Christmas music. Yeah.

Is it all Is it all Christmas songs about cigarettes? No, that's it's normal Christmas music.

Oh, thanks. By the way, that's amazing. Is there coughing between the Peggy? It's a Peggy Sue Buddy Holly Durtle. Yeah.

And then Eddie got me a Bachman Turner Overdrive. It seems to be their self-titled album. Bachman Turner Overdrive. And the vinyl itself was turned into a bit of a tray.

It's a rolling tray. Oh, that's awesome. It's for your weed. And it's a Let It Ride is one of the songs.

Oh, yeah. Which is our one of our favorite songs together as friends. You see, IT'S THOUGHTFUL.

IT'S THOUGHTFUL. EDDIE, I got you a gift for today and I'll tell you why you need it later.

Okay. Oh, it's a um shut up blindfold. Yes. Thank you. Huh. For that. You know, there's a lot of great I mean, there's, you know, Frankie Valley in the Four Seasons doing I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, you know, like Bobby Helms.

I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS. And then there's uh It Doesn't Have to be That Way by Jim Croachi.

Oh. Um, that's just a regretful song. Right in between Feliz Na'vi and Christmas and Dixie by Alabama.

I think you're going to love this. I think someone had a sad God, it's going to make me I used to smoke Winston's for a bit.

Yeah, man. Cigarettes used to give back. They used to give us music. I used to think about the customer.

Yeah. Guys, we before we go, we can't get too deep in the weeds here. I want to know more about this. I want to play these songs. I want to talk about cigarettes. We have a really important We want to make this announcement. We finally hear that we are going to give away one of these precious items.

Oh yeah. The saddest widowerower of 2025. Uh yes, the saddest widowerower. We're going to be going through some of these emails that we received. There are three that we have chosen.

One will get the coveted most sad [ __ ] session ever. The foot. The foot. The [ __ ] foot.

But the other two will get the regular woman holes. untouched. Untouched. Have not touched these at all. If you remember, Lisa Anne, I believe, played um Sarah Palin. Palen Palin.

Oh, yes, absolutely. And I believe Danny Daniels played I want to say she played Erica Kirk recently.

Is that her is that her real name? Uh yeah, Danny Daniels is Yeah. Wow. It's definitely her real name. Yeah.

Yeah. That's awesome. Danielle Daniels. Danielle Daniels. Yeah. Yeah. Always. I know a Danny Danley and uh she's a therapist. So,

well, Danny Daniels is a therapist in a different way. There you go. I'm sure she's gonna love that shout out.

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Wow. Hopefully you're sad enough to get it. Yeah, let's hope so. We'll see. So, uh, first of all, it's, you know, it feels a little bit like Christmas.

If you bleed into it, is it a Bram stroker? Um, funny. Um, all right. Someone here up top. We need to lay out the parameters of this contest. Are we choosing the saddest of the saddest widowers or the best saddest widowerower? The saddest

the saddest possible that is the best widowerower. Yeah. Whatever story you want to end the most is who you should vote for.

I don't want a functioning widowerower. Yeah. You don't get this because you were thriving. And also I I think it's important to say each widowerower will get something to [ __ ]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, now that's a guarantee. Yeah. Yeah. Out of the top three widowers.

Except for the other widowers that I just read their story and was like, nah. Yeah. Not sad enough

because THERE HAS TO BE there has to be levels. So if you did not make it, if you sent in a widow story and you did not make it to this final rung, just actually be thankful that your story isn't as bad as these three. You're not at rock bottom yet.

You can go ahead and DM me if you ever want to come to a show. Yeah, we'll give you that.

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, he can get you in. I mean, not VIP, but No, certainly not. No, cuz we can't talk to He's so sad.

Love the Portland show. The personal highlight was when I stood up for the Q&A and Eddie said, "Holy [ __ ] that's a big dude."

Um, and yes, when you hear, "Do you have obituaries as proof?" Dingleberry asked, "No, but we do have pictures of the widowers and you're going to we're going to make him thirst." Um, also I want to say we did have a widowerower in the Q&A and remember we had a widowerower in the Q&A and he was dressed in a hot dog costume and then I let him know that and everyone else this is what happened when your wife dies and can't dress you anymore.

Not sad enough. You leave the house dressed like a hot dog. Still not sad enough.

Yeah. No. So, first of all, let's had a great time. Let's kick it off with my videos. Let's take it all the way back to 1994. Back when Christmases were truly bleak. Good. 1994 was a great Christmas for me.

It was me, too. It's Angelo Bottle Mint's Christmas. He loves it. Yeah. the jazz engineer.

It's kind of cool how he lags almost a full beat behind Lord. That's what I love about Christmas. You don't have to be able to sing. Well,

this right here is a a common theme in uh public access performance. Uh oftentimes people show up uh to sing religious songs, Christmas songs. Uh they for some reason believe they don't need to rehearse.

Um I see that they think they can just show up and do it. Shoot it live. And they never do it well.

Yeah. Well, it's cuz they all learned from Dean Martin. He hated rehearsing and they think they're him.

Nope. I don't think they know that Dean Martin didn't rehearse. I think they just thought Dean Martin was a man in a small box. I think these people are so old that they think Dean Martin is a young strapping man.

He's a He's a rebel. Oh [ __ ] Come on. Oh, are you guys says here? A no xylophone.

Oh, that's not the only taste. And I are obsessed with the xylophone. Don't worry. We're This not the only taste.

We might see them again. Okay. Oh, yeah. Very much. You know what though? He made it. HE MADE IT 20 YEARS. 22 YEARS PAST THAT.

You know what's also really nice? Truly, I'm glad he didn't die of CO. Yeah. I'm glad he died before CO.

Yeah. Back when things were normal because he would have died of CO. Very much so.

Yeah. No question. He would have died probably protesting mask mandates. Yeah. Um, VGO the Carpathian. There should be a ponytail off between Marcus and Henry to close out this not depressing at all Christmas special. There's nothing depressing yet.

No. No. This has been fun. And I can't quite get the ponytail yet. Actually, I haven't tried.

We'll get there. We should do it. I feel like you you can Well, the front is too short. That's the problem.

We'll come back when we're You have two hairstyles. When we come back, I could do a pony. I could do a little mullet.

You could do a rat tail. We're going to do this again when we come back. When we come back in January, we'll we'll see where we're at.

But your hair's too layered and fancy. All right. This one's mine. One thing about Christmas, if you spend Christmas alone,

everyone who spends Christmas completely alone, like no wife, nobody, like you try to set the record, you know, on how many times you can come,

you know, you just Yeah. You just start going into it. You start going and going and going.

What's the most time you've ever masturbated out of sadness and alone in one day?

In one day? Yeah. Like four? I bet I've hit four. I know I've hit four. I probably hit five back in college when I was spry young men. I mean, you know, you get me get me a couple of Celsiuses and I have an a lot of

just gets you going, huh? Look at that. It doesn't make me horny. I just No, it fills you with probiotics.

Yeah, you're ready to [ __ ] shoot them. Shoot them. Let him loot them. All right, here we go with some jerking off for you guys.

Thank you. Great. That's good oldfashioned fun. That's just fun. That is good old fashioned. That's just That's just fun, man.

That's just fun. And you know, and my video of I got one coming up next. It's fun as well.

That's what I like. No, there's fun to be had. He's just driving by and he's like, "HEY, THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE HE'S STOP THE CAR.

STOP IT. STOP THE STOP THE PULL OVER, HONEY. PULL OVER. I just I think I've been in labor for a WHILE NOW. DO

I GOT TO SHOOT THIS FOR THE BOYS? THE BOYS ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. SEE THIS?" The boys did love it. And then she had a boy.

Yep. And then he became a man. Mhm. Dying of the war. My video is also fun. It's just something fun that you can do. Like I know none of us are churchgoers here.

No, of course not. No, I'm a church lever. Yeah, I'm a church destroyer. I would go I'm anti even sp thinking of that.

When was the last time y'all were in a church? Not for a funeral. I I went a couple years ago on Christmas Eve, but that like a retired nuns church and then I left in the middle of the mass and just like hung out downstairs for like in their kitchen and stuff and I stole a couple of their beers.

Nice. It was actually a lovely time. [ __ ] yeah. And I got high outside. The family was all in there. I was like, I'll be back.

Yeah. Yeah. How about you, Henry? Well, I went to a church in Paris. I go to church historically.

Well, not historical church. I'm talking about going to a church, a mass, a service of some kind or another. It's

been a while. What kind of church? It's Catholic. Yeah, any kind of church. Church service where a pastor is speaking about God.

Not a wedding or not a wedding or funeral. I can't believe I have to explain to you what this means.

I know. It's like It was definitely a Christmas Eve. It was when my mom was [ __ ] singing.

Wow, that was rude. And I walked out. AH, IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR MOM'S SING. SHE WAS DONE. OKAY. I SAID I WAS JUST LIKE, I'M there for the singing. Probably 2013. And I think I went into the back. She sang and I was like, great, done. Saw it.

I'd go if I could boo. I'd go if I could heckle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That baby knew what was going on, man. God couldn't enter him.

God couldn't enter that kid. That's because a priest already did. I know. They all tried. I think my last time was uh I wandered into a mass in downtown uh Manhattan um because I needed to kill time between doctor's appointments.

See, that's kind of fascinating. Yeah. And so I would do that. Yeah. I just sat and I sat and watched a Catholic mass for like, you know, 45 minutes or so.

I'd watch a Catholic mass with the same amount of interest I watched like little kids playing baseball in the park.

It was nice. But this video proves that maybe we're missing something. Maybe we're missing out going to church. Okay,

maybe. Look at him. They gave him a little They gave him a little neck lick and everything. That's indoctrination.

I mean, you got to bring him in. What happens when they start going crazy? He doesn't go crazy anymore. No,

his tongue's already out. Oh, okay. And the best part, I guess, with dogs, too, is they don't understand abortion.

No, they have so many babies at once. They don't get it. They don't get it. It probably be great for them if they did.

That's what Christ likes. Mhm. Like dog abortions? No, condoms. Yeah, dog condom. That's nice. The Now

I just hate putting them on. A dog abortion is a really good idea for a business.

Let's get to the first Widow story. Call it a bark. A bark. So, the first thing, first of all, I want to thank Colette from Zero Tolerance. All right. Because Colette gave us these dildos and she has zero

They're not dildos. They're [ __ ] Yeah. I'm sorry. You're right. She has zero tolerance for not sad widowers.

Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yes. No happy widowers here. No. No functioning widowers. All right.

So, this is I'm going to be reading the first one and we'll go from there. We want to set a bed.

Say whose name is. Francis. I'm sending in an application for the Witterer foot flesh on behalf of my father. His name is literally Richard aka Dick. and he's an old, somewhat angry, conservative white man who got prostate cancer when I was a senior in high school and had to have his prostate surgically removed. So now he has to do testosterone injections just to be a quote real man. Now

it's cool. My mom died 5 years ago on June 24th, 2020. She was sick most of my life, not with two cues, but she was diagnosed with ALS the year before she died. And I moved back into my childhood home with my parents as a mid20s adult to take care of my mom. She slowly became more and more paralyzed over that last year. And I watched her die while my dad refused to accept that she was really dying. So my dad Dick could definitely benefit from receiving a complimentary foot flesh light to help him put those testosterone injections to good use.

He's ready and be a real man again. Also, this is a caveat from the writer. It would just piss him off to be given a sex toy since he's a Christian, but in my opinion, everyone should be having sex. And those conservatives are so repressed from their religion that they tend to have the weirdest fetishes. So maybe he'll fall madly in love with [ __ ] the foot flesh. You never know. Thanks for the consideration for my dad and his sexual needs as a widowerower. The foot's black, too. I mean, that might actually turn him off.

There you go. I don't know. Depends on how racist he is. You know, one sad widowerower.

Francis, you know what's interesting? I was listening to a podcast about cucking the other day in the history of the word cucking.

Yes. Uh, and conservatives are far more likely to be into cucking because it goes against the norm of being with a wife, being with a husband, being faithful and all that. Well, liberals are far more inclined to be into BDSM because it goes against their non-violent principles.

Really? Yes. That's cool. Now, when I think of like that, conservatives love cucking.

I mean, well, that shows that they're thoughtful, though. M. Yeah, it does. Well, it's all subconscious.

No, they don't think that. Yeah, they don't. They don't know that that's why they do that.

They don't think about it. They don't know that's why they like it. NO, THEY'RE JUST MASHING IT DOWN. MASHING. MASH MASHING IT DOWN.

YEAH. All right. So, we'll see. Is that the saddest witterer? I don't know. We don't know.

We don't know. We don't know. Well, this next video, we're starting this off and I chose this one because Henry, the other day we were at breakfast. We were having a wonderful breakfast at the screen door in Portland. Absolutely incredibly incredible breakfast. Incredible.

Oh yeah. Um and you mentioned your favorite Christmas song was Feliz Navidid. That's my favorite. If I had to choose one, it's my favorite one.

Mhm. So here for you is a mashup because I know you also love mashups. Mashups and Billy Idol.

Oh, he likes mashups. James Bond. WOW. OH NO. MARCUS. WOW. This works. Marcus. [ __ ] yes.

I can't believe I actually like this. I want to wish you a merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. I want to wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. I want to wish you a merry Christmas. I want to wish you a merry Christmas. That's what you want.

I want to wish you a merry Christmas. DAMN. YEAH, MAN. THAT'S [ __ ] AWESOME. YEAH, THAT WAS FOR YOU. I FIGURED you'd like that.

Someone should do that. Someone did do that. But I mean LIKE PLAY IT. A BAND SHOULD DO THAT. THE GUY WHO played the guy that guy is dead, right?

Who the guy Feliciano? That's the guy that made the horrible version of um Every step you take.

Um right. Maybe you all I know is that Jose Feliciano's Felicidad is featured on the Winston Christmas tape that Ed got me.

Light them up if you got them. Smoke them if you got them, folks. It's right before Merry Christmas Baby by Elvis Presley.

2026 is the year cigarettes come back for a lot of us. You know what? Why not? Hey, and it's volume two.

Yeah, that means I can look. You gave me something to search for. Oh, you know, he knows I love searching.

I really want now. I also want to get that. What? I really want to get that as This is it. That ornament. What's this? Oh.

Oh, yeah. I don't give a [ __ ] about that, man. It's not a good song. I don't care. Actually, I I think I hate I think that's what Sting deserves.

Exactly. Yeah. Sting deserves every bad thing that's happen. You know what Sting deserves?

Sting Sting deserves this gentleman that I chose to remind you all of what real determination is.

And it's also a mashup. It is also a mashup. It's not a mashup. Again, it's not a match. Yeah,

not a mashup. Definition of a mashup. Not the definition of a mashup. It does take a certain amount of uh concentration to be able to handle to do this.

Not a mashup. It's a mashup. I'm so [ __ ] a mashup has to mix. Yeah, he makes that's a MAN CHRISTMAS.

That is a man yelling over a queen song. The only mashup that man does is when he jerks off to nothingness.

He makes me laugh. That's the face. That's the same face. I love him so much cuz he has no irony. That man's completely dangerous and insane. If you look at his account, he's obviously totally deranged. But this

Oh, the Oh, your your buddy. Oh my god, it's so sting. No, way too relaxed. Too much tantric sex.

Yeah. Oh, no. That character is his He's effortlessly funny. Yeah, that's that.

Good for him. It's infuriating. I got really inspired last week by uh the road rage video. the art piece that we all saw incredible cuz honestly I rewatched it a bunch actually like and so it sent me down a road rage uh rabbit hole

and I found this I found this little beauty that I really wanted to share with you guys. I don't think it's really Christmas based but this thing's [ __ ] fun. It's really it's got levels.

It's winter. It's winter. Yeah. Okay. He's mad. He's punching. Mhm. Okay. In front of the school bus.

Yeah. Yeah. Which is great. Yeah. Yeah. They get to watch the school bus probably is what made him mad in the first place. I hate kids.

I mean, I love kids, but you know, [ __ ] them. Yeah, we're an Archer and Me and there's a an accident here and a guy is out of his car. One's in his car.

There there's a huge fight going on right now. Yes, that's the white one. All right. So, now he's following the fight. Okay.

It's a gray He's got this big stick. Oh, buddy. Yeah, he just threw a hammer at him.

He just threw an axe at him. OH, JEEZ. OH, [ __ ] YEAH. His airbag went off. You got to get in a hurry.

Everybody's pissed. Ended the pickup truck and his and his bags went off. Yeah, they never think about that.

No. Oh, no. Oh, here we go. You might be intoxicated. Bags. Like, [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Sorry. LOOK AT THIS MOVE. WHAT A MOVE.

WHAT A MOVE. OH YEAH. THAT'S A BIG MOVE. THAT IS a big move. He's got Look, he's got him and he's PULLING HIS FEET OUT.

YEAH. How do you even get his feet? I can't wait for Christmas. I'm going to do this this Christmas. I'M GOING TO GO IN HIS TRUCK. HE LEFT HIS CAR BEHIND. HE'S LIKE, IT'S REGISTERED TO HIM. HE DON'T GIVE A [ __ ]

I mean, this is bad decisions. That man's might be making some hazy decisions that might come back on. And

I love how at first you thought the guy attacking the car was the bad guy, but I think now he might be the good guy.

Well, he's not a good guy, but he definitely didn't know who he was involving himself.

It might also be like a Russia versus Nazi Germany type thing. Exactly. Different tactics.

Two bad men doing something. Yeah. And then one guy's like, "Oh, I didn't know."

Not the dad taking the car. He said, "Don't worry, son. Still drives." Runs and drives. You guys will catch it on

Can he see? I don't know. Oh, wow. Isn't that nice? I love Merry Christmas. Thank you. That's really Actually, it's it's really nice when you see people just go for it.

No, it's nice cuz also I just wish that truly honestly obviously the people had less guns so it could just really just be people beating each other up cuz that's the funnest thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Just because an old man versus another old man in a shirt grabbing contest while I'm in the car listening to a fun song.

Yeah, because sure people die during fist fights. It happens not that often. At least no one else gets hurt. Usually when they fall over and they hit their head when they fall.

That's always when they die. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's always kind Hey, social fox brewing.

Well, let's hit this next um widow store. Widow widow wolf stole week. Hey, social fox. Any widowers in the house?

If so, you weren't sad enough to make the list. Sorry. You're [ __ ] out of luck.

Let me hear you cry. Give a free pretzel. Widowerower number two Mortimer. It's been 8 and 1/2 years now since my wife passed away unexpectedly. She was 31 and I was 34 at the time. I'm 42 now. I was working nights and came home to find her dead. I had to break into our apartment and she had locked the top lock. I performed CPR on her even though I knew she was too far gone. When I grabbed her to move her arms, they were stiff. Rigor had set in. Before the paramedics came, I had to lock our dogs in the bathroom and closet.

I never went back to the Sorry. It's not funny. Nothing funny about it. Funny. I went back to the apartment again.

For 3 months, I slept on the floor in a spare bedroom. My parents funny about it.

Because finding her in bed traumatized me so much I couldn't bear to sleep in a bed. My dogs would wait at the front door because they wanted to go home. So sometimes mom would find the three of us asleep in front of the door together. To this day, my mind will wander and I want to know if my dogs cuddled into her or if they tried waking her to take them out to go pee. When I start to think about that, I start to cry. Even right now, as I'm sorry, Henry, it's got to stop. You're making me laugh. All right. Sorry, Mortimer. I'll get back in there. Even right now, as I type this, I'm crying just picturing in my head. Buffy. Buffy is a dog snuggled against her. And baby, using her nose to nudge her awake so she can go out. For the longest time, I blamed myself for her death as I shouldn't have been home. I should have been home instead of working overtime that night. For the longest time, I

believed I didn't deserve to be loved or ever again because what woman would want a man who couldn't keep his wife alive? Every time I asked myself that, I fell deeper and deeper into believing I didn't ever deserve to be loved again. He's now found love.

Oh, but not really. When I finally got to her because of death accidental. When I finally got the cause of her death, it was an accidental overdose. I blame myself even more for not being there. Thank you for reading this and I hope if nothing else I get an honorable mention.

That was that was sadder. That was Yeah, that was sadder. That was much sadder than

That's the second level of sadness. Second level of sadness. And again, it's because it's the Christmas season and we're giving. And though for those of you that don't know, if you're just starting the social box, I guess social fox brewing, if you're just walking in, we're collecting widower stories to give away sex toys.

Yes. Yeah. And the winner gets um foot. Let's go back through and remember we have the foot dild. That's the saddest widowerower.

It's called [ __ ] footing. [ __ ] footing gets this from zero tolerance, right? to zero tolerance for not being [ __ ]

Yes, zero tolerance is we have Lisa and then Lisa an and Daniela Daniels from Witchah

model vaginas of those women. Just so you know for the foot slip a size sexy with this very realistically crafted foot that features supple lielike toes, a smooth rounded heel, and a gently curved arch with a unique surprise in store for the ultimate pleasure. Stop pussyfooting around and get the only toy that will satisfy a major foot fetish.

That's [ __ ] footing. Zero tolerance. The [ __ ] foot is the only one that comes prefingered by Marcus Henry and I.

We've been our hands are all over it. We're We've really handled that one hard and it's been on the floor a couple times.

The other ones are still virgins. Yeah. Give the [ __ ] foot and rent. Mhm. All right. So there. Oh, yeah. It does get sadder. Fight me. Henry says, "If it could get sadder if you imagined the boys bringing bringing the dogs bringing toys over to her body and wondering why she won't play with them." You're right.

But it wasn't in the letter. It wasn't in the letter. So, let's go. I did cut some stuff for time.

I read 10 of these and these were my three favorite. This is favorite. Favorite.

I guess that might be the wrong word. No. The ones you enjoyed. I like that one.

I don't know if I I didn't enjoy any of them. Okay. The saddest ones. The ones that made you feel the worst.

My favorite. Siler Fox brewing yet. Still reported in. No widowers in the building. Okay. Oh, the night's still young.

Never know. And also, some of them might be [ __ ] lying. Have you thought about that? They might be lying.

Yeah. Cuz they don't want everybody to know how sad they are cuz they know it means that they're vulnerable.

Mhm. And then they're weak. Yeah. You can make business moves against them. Yeah.

So, let's do now. This next little video again just reminds me just reminds me of home. Reminds me of home. Oh, there's something about this video reminds me of home. Okay. No one there. All right. Line's open. 8437722.

PO box. Oh, you're live with Santa. Okay, they're not there. Let them go. Line's open. We'll keep them moving, Eric. Get in there. I got the little kids in here. Let's see what they need. Lines open. 8437722. Whenever they're ready down here, we'll get them together real quick. Hello. You're live with Santa.

Hi, Santa. Hi. How you doing? I'm I'm good. Are you ready, Santa? Uh-huh. Now, what can we do for you?

Uh, can you name the reindeer? All right. Bye. All right, folks. Let's get flying here. 843 Santa 722.

Hello. You're live with Santa. Can you name the reindeer? Can you? Of course I can.

Bye. All right. 837. I want to get this kids in here real quick. Hello. You're live with Santa, man.

Okay. Bye. The old days of public access when so many people could get it immediately see what the bit is.

All right. Bye. All they just focus in. Can you? All right. Bye. One of my favorite. Of course I can. I'm experiencing a lot of joy this Christmas season already.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, all nothing but horrible news. Yeah. But I've been having a great time.

Yeah. Surprisingly fine. The um that this next video as an alter boy, this one hit me hard and I really enjoyed it. Marcus and I both picked this video. Yeah. I think that's the first time that's ever happened.

It really is. Yeah. And and this one hit me hard because I didn't I grew up uh Protestant. I grew up uh you Baptist, Methodist, whatever church would take us in town at the time. Um and this really gave me a flashback to old school Christmas recital. All the kids would get up and and sing songs.

It's the best. It is. Yeah. Try to go to one this year if you can. Even if you don't know any of the kids, just

middle school across the street from me had a talent show. I was thinking about going with a big clipboard.

Yeah. Big clipboard. Yeah. And like an envelope that just says cash prize. And then afterwards you can take the winner and you can take him to Hollywood.

All right, let's go. We're going on a boat. We're going on a boat in the middle of the goddamn ocean.

Just think you can give him a car ride to Hollywood. I want you to look. I want you to read the script on my boat.

Oh, you can't read. Good. It's time for another break. We'll be right back. But this woman's a pro.

Yes, she is. Boom. Right in front. Oh, nice. Doesn't even right into the song. Couldn't care less. Yep. just barreling forward.

I nothing what you know what it is. It's the true difference of a like of an amateur performer.

There's nothing of that determin. I love the determination of I'm here to sing a song.

Yeah, I sing a song. I'm told to sing a song. I sing the song. The whole building could be on fire.

Yeah, she'd sing that song. Well, yeah, but her [ __ ] could fall out and she'd be singing that song.

Sell it here to a widowerower. That's true. I was actually just thinking about this. I'm looking at the back of this [ __ ] foot and there's two of them here and then the the church lady is over there and I can't help but thinking, is this Jesus's foot? Did they give him two footprint?

No, Eddie, it's black. Let's go to the next as you know. Jesus is white. Mhm. The this next video, I mean, this is just everyone with Christmas time. I mean, it isn't just all reindeer and Jesus and Santa and presents. Sometimes it's just about the feeling of winter time and you know cuz the the re whole reason why we have Christmas is because the it was used to be the time of year when we needed cheering up all us Europeans cuz everything was so sad and awful.

So we would go this was an astrological time period in which we would normally light fires and we would have celebratory in the darkest part of the winter where we would go into our harvest and we would open up just a couple of special things that we were actually technically saving for the spring. But we knew that in order to move and get through the harshness of January and February, we must have a bit of light ahead. And that's even why we even have Christmas.

Yeah. And this video is a man that is certainly finding the light in the winter wonderland.

The storm. I don't care. I got to get my rocks off. Go ahead. Now I've come, so I'm fine.

That's a widower. That's a That's a widowerower that all the other widowers should look up to.

That's a man who goes out and he does what he wants. As cool as that man when I'm that age, man.

Now I've come, so I'm fine. Now I've come, so I'm fine. Bark the Harold. That's that man.

We're getting through these pretty quick, so we could toss some videos from the bottom if you want.

The one thing though is that we're about to head into the longest wer story of all. Number number three.

Here we go. This is So, just get through. Do we So, you're just going to kind of go through for as much as you can.

I say we we see what we can handle. Let's see what we can handle. This is the story of Dominic.

I tried to cut some out, but he Dominic's got Look at how many pages this is. Look how good he is. Look at Look how attractive that man is.

I'm a longtime listener and a big fan of yours. Your show has helped me get through some tough times, including what I'm about to tell you. It's a little long, so I'm sorry in advance. My dead wife and I met when we were 14. We grew up together through some real [ __ ] up [ __ ] together. Quite genuinely, we're best friends. As a teenager, I was too shy to make a move on her. She was a beautiful red-headed woman who bore an extremely striking resemblance to Robin Tony. She was smart, funny, and amazing. Robin Tunny.

Tunny. I loved her more than I knew. I was capable of loving someone. She was also an alcoholic.

We had dated seriously in our 20s. Of course, I knew she could drink. Hell, back then, part of me thought it was kind of cool that this little 120lb woman could keep up with my 250lb drunker ass. Things quickly spiraled out of control. And though we stayed in contact, I could not stay with her when she was drinking like that. We kept in contact over the years, but it was roughly a 5-month period where I didn't hear from her at all. Last time we had spoken, I told her that she was acting like a crazy person, needed to dry out, so I wasn't really concerned. She was the type who'd come around eventually and apologized for her drunken shenanigans.

It's exactly what I expected when I did finally get a call from her. Instead, she told me she had recently been released from the hospital following acute liver failure. She was finally done drinking. Since I was not only someone she trusted, but also a former worker in a drug and alcohol rehab, she came to me for some help and advice on choosing a rehab to go to. Suddenly, we're back to talking every day, spending hours on FaceTime almost every evening. She was the first to admit that she still had feelings for me, and reluctant though I was, I had them for her, too. After her stay in rehab, we began making the 5-hour long trips back and forth to visit each other.

We just asked the story of her death. You know what I mean? But though we had video chatted, I was still taken aback by how healthy she looked the first time I visited her. She had some potachier, little red spots from burst blood vessels, which are a symptom of liver liver failure, but otherwise there was no sign she had any liver problems at all. The jaundice was gone. Her eyes were white. She looked good. She wanted a new start, and there was no way in hell I was moving back to that town ever again. So, she decided to sell her house and and move her and her two children out to live with me. Someone loved me enough to uproot everything.

Just to be near me was mind-blowing. It'll never happen again. Things were great. Everything went so well. Our parents were glad that we were together again or teenage kids even tolerated me. My job was even going great. For the first time in my life, I felt like I actually truly had my [ __ ] together. I was actually happy.

[ __ ] yeah, man. Then the accident happened. [ __ ] It wasn't a big deal at first. We were helping my father move when she slipped and fell down a couple stairs, gone from the porch to the sidewalk. Figured she twisted her ankle or something. I finished helping my dad and then went home to check on her. She had a massive bruise on her hip, but after a life in the military and nursing, she was tough. Felt bad for her, but I wasn't worried. Few weeks go by and the pain hasn't gotten better. In fact, it got worse. She was starting to get worried about dropping a patient while transferring them into bed at work. So, we went to the hospital together.

Pieces of [ __ ] who worked there. I told her she was fine. Probably just bruise the bone. Take it easy for a while. Those incompetent [ __ ] cleared her to go back to work. She hadn't mentioned that the other side of her hips was starting to hurt, too. She got a phone call from her father that he himself had been admitted to the hospital with liver failure, cancer in his case. With her medical with her medical background, experience with liver failure, and the only personality equally stubborn as her father's, she packed up a bag and drove down to make sure that he was getting the care he needs. She figured two weeks tops.

She never came home. Shortly after arriving, we spoke on the phone and she said there was something seriously wrong with her hips. After the drive, she could barely stand on her own. This woman was in fantastic shape. Went jogging every day, the whole nine yards. So that kind of development was unsettling. Her whole family is made up of nurses. So in short order, she was in a much better hospital getting checked out. The news was grim. This would be a very dumbed down explanation, but when your liver gets damaged badly enough, it has a hard time regulating blood pressure in your body.

As a result, parts of your body get worse circulation. For her, it was her hips. She developed a fun disorder called vascular a vascular necrosis in both of her hips. The bones were dead, would never heal. She needed a double hip replacement at age 36. It's also extremely easy to see on an X-ray, so I have no idea how anyone still has a job at the first hospital. Her liver was much worse than we had thought. Endstage liver failure. She needed a transplant. She wanted the hip surgery before she'd accept a new liver because she didn't want to live her life in a wheelchair. Because she needed someone around 24/7 in case of a fall or worse, the best course of action was for her to stay with her mother until she could get the surgery. Since she obviously couldn't work anymore, I had to downsize everything and moved all our stuff into a little appointment.

So, she has some appointments with a surgeon. In 4 months, the doctor was still demanding more testing while cancing appointments and generally making her feel neglected. She got frustrated when the surgeon's office called her to reschedule yet another appointment and let slip the word malpractice. They dropped her as a patient. She spiraled somehow getting her hands on a handle of vodka and had the relapse to beat all relapses. Since she was an addict, doctors were reluctant to give her anything for the pain. All the soft tissue in her hip joints was gone. just two extremely damaged bones grinding against each other. Can't imagine how bad it hurt.

Things were progressing and finally her physician told her it'd be a good idea to go into hospice. But then there was a light at the end of the tunnel. Another surgeon had agreed to take her on and immediately you could tell the difference in her spirits. This time around the testing's quick. She's ready to go. They have her undressed and on the table when the surgeon comes in and says the anesthesiologist to cancel the surgery because of her low blood because of her low low blood pressure that her patients almost always have low blood pressure.

Jesus Christ. I feel like you could give it a shot or something. That was it. That last little spark inside of her was gone. I kept visiting her and we facetimed like we always had, but every day she looked a little worse and the calls started getting fewer and shorter. She couldn't focus. She'd lose her train of thought in the middle of a sentence or tell me the same things over and over again. I kept listening because it made her feel better to talk to me, even if she just beating herself. Sometimes I'd tell her the same joke I told her earlier, just to see the smile and the laugh one more time.

Some days she was really with it mentally but those were actually the dark days cuz then she was aware of how bad everything was. Last time I spoke to her, she said she was sorry, but she was really tired and needed to lay down. She called me back after her nap. Never called me again. About two weeks later, I got a text from my mother saying she died. Having a phone call. No funeral. Didn't want one. I was so firmly in denial that I figured that new medicine she was on must be making her tired. But I bet it'll help her get better for another stab at surgery. If I'd known she was laying there unresponsive, I could have at least gone to say goodbye.

I got two years together. I was still am [ __ ] wreck. I have had no one to talk to about this. My father tried, but my stepmother died, too.

So, he has his own burden to deal with. I tried to talk to friends, but they all just become immediately uncomfortable.

We only have two foot [ __ ] though. I even had one formerly close friend tell me that people just die sometimes and I needed to suck it up, eat my sour grapes. Before she came back into my life, I'd made peace with being single forever. Not exactly the most likable or attractive man out there.

Yeah. Now I'd give anything just to spend one more night on the phone with her. Sit in my shitty apartment. I have to look at her furniture all day. I eat [ __ ] says he's a pen pal, not a widowerower.

Whoa. I eat [ __ ] said that. It's ruining the mood. Thank you. I can't escape her memory. I don't want to. I put so many of my own medical issues on the back burner to help her out that my own problems are much worse. I'm completely alone, scared, most of all tired. The love of my life was killed by an uncaring, incompetent medical system, which despite providing some of the worst outcomes in the world, costs us more than any other country. I hope this was sad enough for you. I really didn't like writing it.

Fantastic. Honestly, really sad. Really sad stuff. Really good stuff. Incredibly sad. Yeah,

really good stuff. Yeah, because that honestly it's making me lean towards him.

Yeah, you're not supposed to show favoritism. No, I make me I'm ready to send this guy a foot.

No, I MEAN I DON'T KNOW. It's making me I think it might be I don't know yet because we still have a bastard father.

Now what we have here is to thank you for sitting. We We were gonna say we're going to tabulate the votes.

Yeah. Right. Are we putting up a poll? No, we're putting up a poll. Those are the those are the three sidest widowers widowers that we got.

So, obviously, it's up to you. But I do believe that we are going to have a POW overriding vote if we choose.

I mean, we can do anything we want. We're not we're not bound. We don't have a constitution to follow.

We don't not yet. Yeah. You know, it's widower number one, Francis, who's the bastard father.

Yeah. Widower number two, Mortimer, whose dogs thought that she could still be alive.

Yeah. Mortimer does have a wife now. I will say that. That's the thing. Yeah. Mortimer found found that

that's a kind of like kind of for me kind of makes him not the saddest. And then there's Dominic, the man who thought that everything was going to turn around. Uh and then it just got worse.

Hey. And and is still u not recovered. Hey, but I but we're going to send him a shirt or something.

Yeah. But also, if we don't send them anything at all, it's okay because these people are just used to being disappointed. Yes. The great [ __ ] says, "Don't worry, buddy. A fuckfoot will cheer you up."

Yep. Maybe a [ __ ] hoof. Simon Fox says, "Men will tear their life story to com comedy podcasters in exchange for foot fetish sex toys before going to therapy." No, I'm certain he's doing it at all.

Uh, and also remember, um, this was free. Therapy costs a lot of money. Uh, and Dominique does not sound like he can even afford better help. No, this is going to be this is going to help.

Yeah, he can also pawn this for like one session. I can we could get this done. Don't worry. And so but now Eddie, I think it's time for you to use my Christmas present that I gave to you.

You So you think I should just not even try to watch this? I don't know. So this is a what? I found a more unpleasant This is an unpleasant one, but then we're gonna end it cute.

Really? Is it will you shut off the stream for Christmas? I DON'T THINK YOU WILL.

Feel like the last story was a will you shut off the screen. I liked it. I enjoyed reading it.

Yeah, I know. You did good. Good read. It was a really good actor. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

That's a You know, and that's, you know, I didn't read it once. Very sad. Witterer.

What do we do if there's a tie? We'll break it. Oh, that's foot shavings, isn't it?

Yeah. I can just tell. Yeah, I can tell, too. Merry Christmas, everybody, and happy holidays. Thank you very much for stopping by. Um, and

I've been away for a little while here and uh, that's just because I haven't had much to show or much to talk about. Winter has not been too kind to me. Um, you can see I'm flaring up pretty much everywhere of arms, body.

It's hard to have psoriasis. I know it's hard. It sucks. Place. We're really We're closing down Social Fox Brewery if this is the last thing we do.

Yeah. Yeah. He's got to take this all this like this all on YouTube. YouTube sucks.

It's crazy. Well, I guess did we take the Christmas music off of it? That's why I chose it.

Oh, Jesus. There was just Christmas music at the top in the end. Oh, I thought he had Christmas music layered throughout.

No, no, no, no. This is a a stony silence. I thought I watched the top of it. I'm going to break out the eggshaped clip.

I thought it had Christmas music on it. Damn. That's why see how well it does on this. That's why I even chose this

concrete area. What is that called? It's skin psoriasis. This is how he takes care of it.

Wow. That's hard. Yeah. You don't want to put Christmas music over this cuz you're watching for the sound.

It's just so thick and not I mean this actually doesn't bother me that much. No, honestly, it's fine.

The worst was the other one. Nice. Feel it getting down to the bottom uh the healthy skin below. And I think uh I think I'll probably stop there. It did pretty good job. Let's see how well we did.

Oh, is that a cheese grater? No, it's a specific skin grater. But not bad. You know, the music does make it better.

That's what I'm saying. I That's why I chose originally. It's so dry outside. I have to moisturize constantly otherwise I'm I'm

This is a hardcore thing, man. You got to do these kids. This is hard. I actually thought it was interesting in a way that he put this on to press for

you guys. Yeah, it's uh it's I mean, if this is all it is, this doesn't bother me at all.

Okay. Wow. See, to me, this really makes me um like it's medical. It doesn't bother me.

Yeah, it's fine. I thought he was going to [ __ ] eat it. Yeah, if he eats it, that

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's what I was expecting. I was expecting him to [ __ ] eat it.

I was expect I was actually expecting him to lick it off the floor. Yeah. That's what I thought.

Yeah, you prepped me so much. This is just a guy taking care of himself. I'm like proud of him. All so broken.

Yeah, he's just It's just We're both so [ __ ] broken. YEAH, I THINK THIS IS great for this guy.

This is fine. Yeah, I know. He'd oil himself up like he's a turkey leg. We're not broken. You know what? I would say that we're actually dance.

Yeah. I'm like happy for this man. David says, "My wife just came into the room, screamed, and left."

I feel like I would have been a good nurse. Yeah, you would have been a really good

You would have been a fantastic nar. Honestly, Eddie, you would have been great at like the insane asylum.

Yeah. I I can address a wound, you know. You would have been a great orderly. Yeah.

Yeah. Not a good doctor, but I'll pick you up or I'll throw you down and I'll I'll grab A GUY LIKE YOU GOT TO DO THIS IF YOU WANT TO [ __ ] LIVE.

I could do that. You could do that. I am going to say I I am shocked at how close this was.

Really? Mortimer and Dominic. Yeah. I mean, I found Mortimer and Dominic to be pretty neck and neck. Oh, absolutely. They were neck and neck. I mean, the the other one dead old [ __ ] lose their wives all the time. Yeah, it's fine. I knew that.

But these two guys, I mean, that's both of those are pretty harrowing. I wish we had two so we could give them to both. But unfortunately, that's not the [ __ ] contest. I think the prize is the real [ __ ]

Well, no, no, no. Cuz it wasn't handled vigorously by us. It's true. If they are a fan,

you can go which great where we're going to and it looks like it is. So, Dominic pulled it out. He did pull it out 49%. The vote to Mortimer's 46%.

To Francis's 4%. Nobody gave a [ __ ] about Francis, which I'm totally fine with, but it's looking like So, who gets what? So, it's we're going to be sending it to We got to get Dominic's information. I don't know how we're going to find these people.

Well, I don't know. But if we can find them, there's no dominant fake names, too.

Well, I mean, they sent us these emails, we can return. Someone read the emails.

Yeah, we can reply to the email. Hey, you want Dominic? This is now coming to you

and then you're coming to it. Yep. I hope so. And I hope that this is the first step towards a better, brighter 2026.

Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] It's okay. I also hope we should have chat vote on what's second and third place, Lisa Anne or

we can. Yes. So, who would he get? But honestly, I feel like second place is very obviously Lisa an and I do think that Danny Daniels is a distant third.

Yeah, maybe that's maybe that's the the millennial talking. Yeah. Is that the millennial talking?

I like Lisa Anne because she's an accredited woman. She's a she's a full-g grown woman.

Yeah. And um Yeah. Alisa Anne's the better one, right? That's how Don't you agree?

I don't think that matters. You don't watch them? No, I I don't the No, I don't watch these ladies. Uh, but I'm sure they're both very talented and I don't want to say that one is better than the other, but I would pick Lisan.

I think Lisa An's is better. If we were going by view count, then Yeah, Lisa Anne.

Oh, no. She crushes. She's dominant. If you're talking about clout, Well, well, no. I'm talking about personal view count, like videos I've seen more.

Oh, yeah. Definitely. Lisa an 72 completely just destroyed Danny Daniels. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Utterly. Our audience knows. No. Social Fox Brewing knows. Yeah, they do. I bet you were. That's a big Lisa Anne crowd.

I They're drinking out of one right now. But we just want to say thank you guys for coming with us on this experiment. Obviously, widowers are sad. But what's not sad? You know what's sadder than a widowerower? Somebody not getting a foot dildo from Zero Tolerance. Thank you, Colette. And to all you widowers that I read your story and I didn't pick you to be on the show.

Congrats. There's still more time to get sadder, you know. And this was again wonderful. Thank you to everybody.

Um and we can end it which is honestly I think it's nice to have some Hanukkah representation.

Yeah. During this holiday time, it's what third night, fourth night is the third night of Hanukkah right now.

Yeah. It's like seventh second semester. Um, Admiral Motorboard says, "So, nobody talk about the two kids Dom completely forgot about." Long story. Don't you Let's not get They were not talking about the kids.

No, he didn't. He did. No, he didn't forget about him. They were teenagers. Uh, they had moved out.

Yeah. They I think by the time she got sick, I think they had moved on. They or they were perhaps living with. They don't want to be home while he's railing this thing.

Yeah. Tom stepped in when someone needed him most. Danny Daniels has twice as many followers. Daniel.

Danny Daniels has twice as many. Well, she's got a social media manager. Uh, Trump won, too. Okay. Yeah.

All right. Lisa D. Lisa Ann is obviously the people's choice. There's a larger market. I think there's a larger secret army. There's a people there's a a population for Lisa.

I think Lisa Ann's fans are too busy jerking off and not turning on Instagram. Yeah. Not following them like a pervert.

I don't follow my porn people. I don't think I' I don't follow Yeah. on Instagram.

No. I I don't want You ever made an account on Pornhub? No. That feeling of going and forming an account and commenting.

Yeah. Commenting. I might start. I think I might, you know, I think it'd be a good outlet for you.

[ __ ] more. Wish Wishy come bigger. Just have smiley, you know, frowny face. Not enough not enough gagging in this one for me. Four out of five stars. Happy Hanukkah, everybody.

Happy Hanukkah. And so we're going to be back. So we'll do we want to come back after this? Will we be?

Yeah. Hey, we'll come back. Well, we have a little time. We got a little folks on. We'll close out

wishing you again a very merry Christmas. Happy New Year. We're gonna play a little Hava Nagila.

Yeah. All right. He's ready, dude. Oh, he's excited. He's got that xylophone. I knew you were going to be happy. It's hard to keep a beat when they can't.

Electric graphics by Richard Irwin. Tape operator Richard Irwin. Evelyn Surropolis.

Donna Surropolis. Lindsay Wong. Omar made possible by grandpa Omar Sharp Seed Insurance.

Copyright 1994. The Jazz Engineer. That's copyright. Copyright. We shouldn't be playing that.

He emailed that to himself. [ __ ] We're going to get demonetized. He's going to sue me.

He's dead. So, the jazz engineer did die many years ago. We now know. We know that for certain.

He Oh, this one's mine. You idiot. Happy holidays everybody. See you two weeks. Two weeks. People forget Santa's a farmer.

I hate Andrew Zimmer. I hate him so much. Food. Bizarre Foods. I [ __ ] hate him so [ __ ] much. He's got his hands all over that reindeer's tits. Is that that it?

Yeah. Just milking that little this a tiny udder. He's just milking the reindeer and singing.

A cups. Sing a song, Henry.

Questions about this episode

What is "A Very Saddest Widower Christmas /// Last Stream on The Left /// December 16th, 2025" about?

The content delves into a darkly humorous exploration of holiday themes, blending discussions on Christmas traditions with elements of shock and absurdity, such as cannibalism references. Gift exchanges between the hosts highlight their camaraderie while injecting an unconventional twist into the celebration of Christmas.

What is mentioned in this Last Podcast On The Left episode?

44 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Danny Daniels, Roger Mortimer, Zero Tolerance, Cuckolding, Feliz Navidad, The Jazz Engineer. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "A Very Saddest Widower Christmas /// Last Stream on The Left /// December 16th, 2025"?

The episode runs 60 min; the transcript is about 11,015 words in 329 timestamped sections.

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About this transcript: the episode's spoken words as captioned on YouTube, split into timestamped sections. Reclip.Me locates every person, work and idea in the text, keeps the time it is first named, and quotes the words around it verbatim. Last updated December 19, 2025.