HAM CRIMES /// Last Stream on The Left /// February 10th, 2026

What this episode is about

The discussion centers around a playful and absurd examination of ham, interspersed with humorous anecdotes and personal preferences regarding various meats. The conversation highlights the quirky relationship between the hosts and their comedic take on food choices, particularly ham, along with light banter about dietary habits.

Key takeaways

• Cannibalism began with ham, proving even dietary deviance has limits.
• Switching from ham to kosher meat? That's a palate refresh, not a life crisis.
• Claiming ham as a staple reveals dietary priorities—even deli meats have social standings.
• If ham is life, pasta salad is the soul. Healthiness is trendy even in absurdity.
• A flannel can spark obsession; apparently style is worth dissecting in the ham debate.

Who speaks in this episode?

• Marcus Parks (Host) · 36 min speaking
• Karolina Hidalgo (Guest) · 18 min speaking
• Henry Zebrowski (Host)

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Wal-Mart, Marcus Parks, Karolina Hidelgo, Kentucky Legend
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Dad in the Hatch, Wal-Mart, Marcus Parks, Karolina Hidelgo
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Dad in the Hatch, Eddie Redm
4. 50:00 – 1:00:00: Bright Line

Notable quotes from "HAM CRIMES /// Last Stream on The Left /// February 10th, 2026"

• So, this is the second time with Kentucky Legend. This is the same Walmart that I found the other Kentucky Legend in for $25. That's how Look at this one.

  about Kentucky Legend · at 6:22

• 5.62 2.53 What are we even doing here? Walmart in the chat says this man is going to die like a Boeing whistleblower.

  about Wal-Mart · at 7:42

• He's my favorite. I love this man. Marcus, check this guy out. This is your future.

  about Marcus Parks · at 13:50

• So this guy, dad in the hatch, he's collecting all kinds of stuff. He's got like a compound with just like all kinds of [ __ ] everywhere. Drawers everywhere.

  about Dad in the Hatch · at 15:53

• Henry's not here. Why don't we just talk about all the movies that we like that Eddie Redm are in? I'll start. The Theory of Everything was very good.

  about Eddie Redm · at 22:47

• Oh, the Bright Line is a Florida is the first place with a high-speed rail in America.

  about Bright Line · at 50:37

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Marcus Parks — Person · Co-host · 3 mentions · first at 0:59
  On-mic co-host during the 'ham date' stream; reacts to clips (Walmart ham scam, Brightline, Dad in the Hatch) and banters with the other hosts/guest.
• Dad in the Hatch — Person · Referenced internet creator (Instagram personality) shown in clips · 7 mentions · first at 13:44
  A recurring clip subject the hosts watch and discuss; presented as a quirky, wholesome-yet-odd DIY/outdoors figure with a distinctive high-pitched voice due to a 'throat accident.'
• Karolina Hidelgo — Person · On-episode guest / co-host (appearing on stream) · 2 mentions · first at 0:54
  Introduced as being 'in the house' alongside Marcus; participates in the banter, reacts to clips, and is referenced in hypotheticals (e.g., if something happened to her).
  Guy with a voice like that. And then I started thinking, All right, I don't no one should ever talk like this. But God forbid anything ever happens to you, Cararolina.
• Eddie Redm — Person · Referenced celebrity (actor) used in a comedic aside · 2 mentions · first at 22:04
  Mentioned as the target of a joking 'kill list' bit and as an actor in films; the conversation frames him as 'harmless' and mostly a punchline about Henry’s dislike.

Companies & orgs

• Wal-Mart — Company · Business focus · 9 mentions · first at 5:42
  Discussed in the context of alleged ham weight discrepancies at their stores, highlighting potential consumer issues.
• Bright Line — Company · Case study · 13 mentions · first at 50:36
  Mentioned as a high-speed rail service in Florida with a notable record of accidents, sparking discussion on safety and progress.

Products & tech

• Kentucky Legend — Product · Incidental mention · 1 mention · first at 6:16
  Referenced as a brand of ham involved in the Walmart weight discrepancy discussion.

Full transcript with timestamps

0:19 There's no place to escape to. This is the last stray on the left. That's when the cannibalism started. Damn. Oh [ __ ]

0:38 Hey everybody, how you doing? I'm sitting in a different seat. You know why? Cuz it's a [ __ ] ham date and the big boy ain't here. Play my goddamn stupid [ __ ] SONG. YEAH, BABY. IT'S THE HAM DATE. WE'RE GETTING WILD. I'M SITTING TO THE RIGHT. WE GOT KAROLINA Hidelgo in the house. WHAT'S GOING ON? MARCUS PARKS AS ALWAYS and me. Oh, big. I'm stinky and I got the cure. That's right. THE CURE FOR HAM. And you know what it is? It's ham. That's right. It's more ham. You keep eating it until you die.

1:18 The cure for ham is more ham. Yeah. You keep it. And then the cure for that is death, which is the cure for life.

1:25 Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How you all doing? I'm doing better. You're doing better. Better than what?

1:31 Than about a minute ago. Nice. Good. Good. When was the last time you had ham? Uh, actually,

1:37 God, I don't know. I don't know. I've been kosher lately. Really? Yes. Apparently. So, cuz we got the turkey deli meat this week just to switch it up because we actually do get ham way too much. So, we're going kosher for a little while.

1:50 You know, sometimes these jokes ruin your life, you know. This ham thing is just like it's nice. I love ham. It is good. But is it my favorite meat? Truthfully, it's probably like 20

2:05 really on the list of meats that I like. What's a head of ham? A head of I mean lots of different fish.

2:10 Yeah. A whole mess of fish. You know, there's like 20. There's at least 10 different fish.

2:15 There's like a branzino. You like stuff like that? I love a bronzino. I got a smoked branzino earlier. Oh my god. Not When I say earlier, I mean days ago. Sure.

2:25 Um, but I enjoy have a smoked branzino for lunch. I could have You know what I did have for lunch? Turkey and ham.

2:33 Hell yeah. And bacon. Super a club sub. Janna Onyx on the chat is asking, "I wonder if Marcus and Henry could be represented by a deli meat. What would they choose?" And since Henry isn't here, you're going to have to choose which deli meat you're going to be represented by. I think I'm going to be best represented by pastrarami.

2:51 Maybe corn beef. I would have said buffalo chicken. Oh, that's good. THAT'S GOOD. I like that.

2:58 All right. Yeah. I'm I am sliced buffalo chicken. I am sliced buffalo chicken. I think I think I think that's what I think that's that's fair for you.

3:06 Yeah. Okay. And Carolina. Um as Henry, I'm going to say bologoney. Yes, cuz that's Do I It's funny. It's funny. He's totally bologoney though.

3:16 What would you represent yourself if I had to pick one for you? Okay, go ahead. You know, I feel like it'd have to be on the healthier side a little bit.

3:26 I'm not going to say deli meat. I'm going to say from the deli case, PASTA SALAD.

3:30 WHOA. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. ARE we talking Are we talking about elbow or spiral? Spiral.

3:35 Okay. Yes. Yes. Spiral pasta salad. I could see you as a monster. Thank you. Thank you. That is

3:44 me. I'm Ham and it's uh my I'm here. I've been living this ham life my whole life. I wish that I wasn't, but I'm in. I'm in it to win it. And you know what? When you're dealing with ham, you can only win because if you don't, you lose. And then if you lose the ham game, you spiral out of control. Oh honey, do I like to get baked. Can we keep going? Absolutely. Oh my god. Oh, this just it. Oh, there's a ham cry. Are you guys hearing the ham cries? No, only me. I've gotten them in folks HERE ON LPN TV or where are we?

4:28 No, LPN TV kind of in Burbank. Not really. This is the Patreon. This is more Patreon. Yeah, but here on Patreon here live on Patreon. We have some breaking ham news coming.

4:36 It's not even the LPN TV YouTube channel. It's on the last podcast on the left YouTube channel. I thought we were

4:41 So, it's like not even over there at all. No, not even. people apparently cuz people like being in the chat here. They like being on the chat here live on Patreon. They could say all kinds of [ __ ] I'm sure you getting a bunch of stuff there like Ed's fat, Ed's a handband, all this stuff.

4:55 No, they're just uh making fun of me wearing flannels. Oh, well, not me. Yeah, they're just fine with me doing it.

5:00 But, but with me apparently, it's become a thing. Oh, it has. Is Marcus wearing the flannel again? Really?

5:05 Asked Lauren Bird. Why are you people care you? No offense. Style isn't your thing.

5:11 It's really not. Why? Well, why are people so concerned with you wearing a flannel?

5:14 I'm really But it's also the flannel. They was asking You've worn this before? No, they're they actually asked it before the show even started asking is Marcus wearing the flannel again, which implies that the flannel has been a topic of conversation in the past.

5:32 Are you sure you don't have a stalker? No. Salary stalker. Come on. WE GOT HAM NEWS. THIS JUST IN. LISTEN, there's ham crimes going down at Walmart, apparently. I hope you guys are ready to see this. Watch this [ __ ] This is [ __ ] up. You're going to You people, you need to know. And I'm here exposing the truth.

5:54 All right, back at Walmart again. This is my fourth trip to Walmart. I'm at one of the same ones I was at before. I'm going to keep it in real time and we're going to look. This guy's a [ __ ] national hero. Pick it up. All right.

6:12 You see, look, I'll tell you right now, that's not 24. That's not 4.94 lb. See how easy it is?

6:21 4.9. So, this is the second time with Kentucky Legend. This is the same Walmart that I found the other Kentucky Legend in for $25. That's how Look at this one.

6:32 There's another one. There's another There's two. This is my college roommate. This is what all we did every weekend

6:38 because I mean it's that easy. I know that doesn't weigh that. I found two. I found two in 20 seconds.

6:44 No, this makes total sense. In college, I had a roommate who was like this. That's three in 30 seconds. Let's take it to the produce scale and weigh it. Let's see what they weigh.

6:52 Let's see how much it weighs. Let's see HOW MUCH THE HAM WEIGHS. LET'S see what happens.

6:55 First, let's see if the scale is correct. There's a 2 lb weight from Sporting Goods.

6:59 Thank you. Appreciate the efficiency. Yeah. Scale's over by 0.02. Okay. All right. All right, let's wait one by one.

7:07 Yeah, bad. I mean, add that up in every Walmart in America. Mhm. 1.83. What? It says 4.93.

7:17 What? Okay. What's this one telling you? 5.41. Look at this [ __ ] 5.41. 2.32. [ __ ] pricks.

7:27 4.54. [ __ ] WALMART PRICKS. Come on now. Another one. 4.93 1.83 1.83 Half the Ham

7:42 5.62 2.53 What are we even doing here? Walmart in the chat says this man is going to die like a Boeing whistleblower.

7:53 1.71. You're right. Yeah, I mean Walmart's going to come for that guy soon but 2.41.

8:02 I am glad someone Do the math on some of these. Put it in the chat. Go ahead. Go to work.

8:07 How much they [ __ ] taken from us? It's time to go see management. Let's see what they have to say about it.

8:12 Oh. Oh, what happened? Did he go see management? What did management have to say about it?

8:15 I don't know. Okay. IT'S BREAKING NEWS. NO. I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED to do here?

8:21 Dancy Guthrie on the chat says there is a follow-up video where he confronts the manager about it.

8:25 And what's the manager say? Oh, manager. Let's get paid a little bit more, but I'm really nothing.

8:34 That's right. John Wayne John gain wasty. Ham scam. Ham scam. Scam. Walmart. First they tried to kill Tracy Morgan. Now they're telling us we're getting more ham than we're really getting. And now what are WE SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT IT? KNOW WHAT WE DO ABOUT IT? You go [ __ ] Walmart, you start taking these hams and you start weighing them and you start screaming. And you know what happens after they [ __ ] get the hams right? Start weighing the turkeys. All right. I WANT EVERYBODY OUT THERE HOLDING I WANT LINES. YEAH. To every scale AND EVERY [ __ ] WALMART FROM HERE TO GODDAMN ALBUQUERQUE. I mean, you start with the ham one meat at a time.

9:18 You can't just move on to the turkey. You can't move on to the corn beef. You got to start with the ham and end with the ham. And then only then and as Heaven's Cage says this man should end every VIDEO SAYING I AM NOT SUICIDAL.

9:36 YEAH, MAN. We got [ __ ] real ass ham crimes out here in the world. Ah, Dingleberry Del. Uh,

9:43 that's actually I like Is that dog I like the [ __ ] No, Dingleberry D. I mean,

9:50 who's got dingleberries? Dogs. Uh, only dills. Only dils. Yes. Um, dils do have I would say have dingleberries and a higher.

10:00 How many doss do you do? It's D for the Y though. Hold it. I'm just guessing. You know, DS have on higher, you know,

10:09 higher average than most of us. Cena has an extraordinarily hairy ass. There's going to be a lot of dels there. If there's going to be a lot of dingleberries.

10:15 Yeah. Uh, are you mixing up dels with dingleberries again? Dingleberry? I'd like to [ __ ] That's a del.

10:24 Oh. Oh yeah. Look at that [ __ ] rock hanging from hair. Oh, I want to grab it and put it all over my penis. Sorry, Caroline. You said Henry.

10:34 No, no, it's perfectly fine. You said you'll just be like, I'll wait till I see you in the shower.

10:42 Dingleberry Del does bring up a good point. Going off just the one package. It's almost 2.2 times off. They're betting that it was set to kilogram somehow and that was the [ __ ] up.

10:55 The kilograms is that the the weight was Walmart. Last I checked, Walmart's American company. We don't give a [ __ ] about no kilograms.

11:04 That's true. We don't give a [ __ ] about your metric system. All right. So, I WANT TO WEIGH IN POUNDS. And if Walmart's weighed in kilograms, then Walmart's got to sploo.

11:13 Either way, it's a scandal. IT'S A SCANDAL. IT'S IT'S A HANDLE. AND I AIN'T [ __ ] STANDING FOR IT. I'M PAYING THIS MONEY FOR GOOD HAM. I WANT TO KNOW I'M GETTING HOW MUCH HAM I'M BUYING.

11:25 That's right. Ricky Farton says, "My greyhounds have bare asses. No berries." Greyhounds are hairless dogs. The hypo allergenic.

11:33 Are they? Did they Did he just check or now? I think his greyhounds have consistently bare asses. So I don't think he has to.

11:43 Okay. Okay. They didn't Okay. I'm sorry. I I just thought they just checked and then they they they went online and told us. Okay.

11:48 You know, I'm getting a new dying dog. You are? Yeah, I'm getting a new dying dog.

11:52 Oh, man. I was going to tell you about another new dying dog that Yeah. Yeah. There's a line, unfortunately. Oh, really? Let us know. Let me know next time. There's a husky there for you.

12:02 So, we can't take her in. I don't like huskys. Really? I just It's like the one dog I don't like enjoy.

12:10 I don't like Chihuahua. And the new dogs are Chihuahua. I'm already putting myself out there.

12:14 Yeah. Taking a dying chihuahua. 10 years old or still at its nuts. We had to neuter it.

12:22 Tomorrow we're going to see if it tries to [ __ ] Tootsie tomorrow, it's got to go.

12:26 No. Yeah. But if it doesn't try to [ __ ] Tootsie, it's also got to go because it is for sale. And by for sale, I mean I'm fostering it. And so please take this. Panchito.

12:37 Panchito. Panchito. Yeah. Panchito. He's 10 years old. He's adorable. He's really long for a Chihuahua. He's probably got some dashed in there or something like that.

12:47 Weenie dog. Yeah. Wiener dog. Yeah. So, yeah. So, think about it. If you want this old ass dog, you hit me up because uh otherwise I think it's going to die with me.

12:59 Yeah. All right. So, Walmart's committing ham crimes, but I try to stay positive here on the stream. Everyone knows.

13:07 Of course. Everyone tries to say I found the new guy who makes me happy. And I think out of when I saw this guy, I started diving through all of his videos because at first I'm like, "Oh, look at this cute guy with a voice like that." And then I started thinking, "All right, I don't no one should ever talk like this." But God forbid anything ever happens to you, Cararolina.

13:29 I'm pretty sure this is what's going to happen to Marcus. We've talked about what would happen. Let's see if it's a close approximation of what Marcus and I have talked to if anything happens to me because you did mention something that like John Wick. Yes that

13:44 I I love this man. He's called Dad in the Hatch. Go follow him on Instagram. Uh he's my favorite. I love this man. Uh Marcus, check this guy out. This is your future.

13:55 This one is a made out of an old discarded windmill tower and I put a blade on the end of it. And I got Hercules down here. protect him.

14:07 Okay. Yeah. You know what? Okay. So, it's that guy vers like mixed in with like a little John Wick.

14:14 A little like like Pepper and John Wang cuz that's what Marcus said. He's like he says he's going to go all revenge style on everything that's ever wronged him in past present future.

14:27 Yeah. Yes. Gonna be one of those uh was one of those adventure uh Oh, Hawkeyes.

14:32 Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. If something happens to her, wheels off. Like, I mean, shit's going to go down.

14:38 How do you feel about rattlesnakes? Love them. You love them. Yeah. What if one bit Carolina?

14:44 I'd take him down. All right. I'd start with that. Um, and but the one thing that I will say that me and that guy, I do collect uh Incredible Hulk action figures. So,

14:53 we're there. But like, you really did nail it on that one. That's true. Well, I ain't done with Dad in the Hatch. All right. All right. So, let's get another one here. Let's get another one here. diamond bag rattlesnake. It probably was around six and a half feet long. And the way I put it on the board, I got a piece of plywood. I tacked it on the plywood and then I got polyurethane.

15:16 About four coats of polyurethane. And that's how you preserve them. Easy. You can even eat the snake if you want to eat snake. This is all where the It's getting kind of rusty now. That used to be the head. It's got nothing more.

15:37 This is wonderful. This is when you accidentally run into someone at the supermarket and you follow them to their house. It's

15:42 all polyurethane. You know, get about four cars. We just have to stay and just drink the rest of whatever he served us and then we have to leave. That's it.

15:51 And it's always dirty food. Yes. Dirty food. So this guy, dad in the hatch, he's collecting all kinds of stuff. He's got like a compound with just like all kinds of [ __ ] everywhere. Drawers everywhere. He's rebuilding lockers, you know. I I I love this guy. He used to All right, the voice. Let's talk about the voice. So So he used to have a normal voice. You used to have And then he got into like some kind of weird throat accident. That's all I know. And now he sounds like this. But he's still he's got he's kind. He's nice. I I enjoy him. And there's uh I mean let's watch some more. Let's watch some more. So just he's going to try to catch a crab.

16:29 He's not really in this room. I mean, a weird throat accident sounds, you know, cuz they're usually very normal.

16:37 My my controller literally just slipped off a table and my thumb hit it. That's why that's why that triggered.

16:44 That's why we got B. I was trying to point something out to Rob and I just ate [ __ ]

16:49 I had a weird throat accident. All right. The throat collision, by the way. Yes.

16:58 Because you don't want to show intention. Oh, you could have been doing the um the vanilla ice having a thing where it's like h and then just did it too hard.

17:08 Oh, you could have been beatboxing. Oh, so that is actually a literal throat accident to be honest. So, yes.

17:14 A dessert spring says, "One of my patients actually had that throat accident. car engine was dropped on his neck and severed HIS VOCAL CORD.

17:24 WHOA. AND NOW HE sounds like dad in the hatch. Hi. How you doing? Yeah. Yeah. See, look. That's like a rupture. That's dad.

17:31 He had a throat accident. He had a problem here. Yes. He's in the hospital and he's there's an arrow pointing to the accident there. That makes it high pitched. And now uh yeah, he used to have a normal voice back in 2020. And uh I think the high pitch thing makes uh what you would be a problematic man very cute.

17:48 Yeah. UM IF YOU LIKE, YEAH, THIS RATTLESNAKE, YOU KNOW, YOU TAKE OVER THIS OFF AND YOU LACQUER IT ALL REAL GOOD. THIS USED TO BE THE HEAD UP HERE, BUT AIN'T NO MORE THIS RATTLESNAKE. You get this, you glue and you can lacquer that. This used to be the head no more.

18:04 It's totally two entirely different men. You could play both men and that's impressive.

18:12 I love blue crabs. You guys like blue crab? Yeah, love blue crab. Is that a euphemism for something?

18:16 No, no, NO. IT'S LIKE THE CLASSIC LOOKING CRAB, you know, like the one with the shorter arms with the pinchers. Classic looking crab.

18:24 Dad in the hatch loves catching blue crab. Let's watch Let's watch Dad in the Hatch catch some blue crabs. This is the rest of the show, maybe. Who knows?

18:33 See, look at him. He wants that fish back really bad. I spent hours on his page.

18:40 Look at He don't want to let go. There goes another one behind him. There's another big one coming behind him. It's bigger. See,

18:50 you know, this shows me that only boring people are bored. Because this man is never bored.

18:58 Good for him. You know, I agree. That guy right there. It's hard to catch blue crab like this, by the way.

19:05 He's got it. He's got it. Look at that. He don't let go. Look at him. He's fighting. He's fighting for that food. Look at his face. He's not about to let go of it. He That's mine. I ain't got it. You can't help.

19:19 You know what the arms look like? Hello, my darling. Hello, my rag time. Oh, he wants that so bad.

19:27 What you say? Oh, wow. You want to let go? Here he comes. Here he comes. Here comes a hungry crab. That's a good one, too. Look at that. That's a nice one. Oops. Just going to let go. There it goes. He's going to go. Maybe I'll help him flip over. He'll get there. There he goes. He's slipping. He's slipping. There he goes. Bye.

19:57 It was a victimless crime after all. Unexpectedly wholesome, I would say. It's like when it ends like this. Like he does have the same He has the exact same voice as this mentally challenged man that I grew up with and has the same accent, too.

20:17 Yeah. Yeah. That high. Maybe he had a throat injury. No, he didn't. No, it's just how we talked.

20:22 Just normal for him. Yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do? Take care of him. Take care of that old man. This guy.

20:30 This guy takes care of him damn self. He does. I'll tell you one thing, he's got it all figured out. Check this [ __ ] out. Oh, homemade wine.

20:42 All right. Oh. All right. Okay. And he likes to swing. He's just listening to some good swing music, making some wine, having a good time.

20:55 You know what? Maybe I could live that life instead of killing them all. No. No. No.

21:03 No. What do you want? You want I want revenge. Okay. I want blood. You want revenge? You want blood?

21:09 No. Actually, I don't. I I really really If you could just show people your windmills and then everyone laughs at you, that's fine, too.

21:16 Okay. All right. President excluded. Who do you want to kill? Which president? Oh my god, you're right. That's a good one. I I do I remember uh for one of your shows that we did together, Ed, remember I did have a kill list and it was Remember that?

21:36 No, I don't. Who was on it? Well, um Well, Henry Kissinger, but I didn't have that.

21:41 You You worked, you know, that worked. Uh yes, remember that? Um and then gosh, that is that the only person I name I really should I be doing this though?

21:50 Oh, that's fine. I mean, oh, you're I'm just walking into this trap right now. Okay,

21:55 there's your legal counsel. I would advise against it. against Eric is actually legally my legal counsel. So, I'm going to go with what he said. No comment.

22:04 I'm going to go with Sarah Redmine. Eddie Redm's mother. That's right. Get to the source.

22:13 Make him real sad. I don't think it's his real mother's name. Can we see what her name is, though, just in case we do have to kill her?

22:21 I thank you. Thank you, Rob. Thank you, Patricia. Patricia. I would have been way off.

22:28 Poor Sarah just sitting there lifeless screaming while trying to scream while blood's squirting out of her [ __ ] neck.

22:37 What's wrong with Eddie Redm? Henry doesn't like I know Henry I don't really care about him. I I really I have no opinions about him whatsoever.

22:47 Henry's not here. Why don't we just talk about all the movies that we like that Eddie Redm are in? I'll start. The Theory of Everything was very good.

22:53 Was it? Yeah. Yeah. To me, he's an entirely harmless human being. Totally. Totally.

22:56 Did you see the movie where he plays the nurse and he's like killing everybody?

23:00 No. That shit's pretty cool. Yeah. Right. What's it called? I don't know. It's nurse red man.

23:05 Yeah. The nurse to die for. I I I'm killing the patients. We next to the nurse.

23:11 Yes. Uh well, hey Marcus, do you want to see that guy play with chicken manure and dirt?

23:16 Yeah, of course. All right, let's One more. One more. One more. One more. This is what I use for girls. This is manure for my chickens. I got a bunch of chickens in the back. So, what I do is I sprinkle this down like this. I sprinkle it out.

23:31 You know what? I really appreciate this person trying to like just leave us with everything they know before they go.

23:38 Yeah, it really is. And I honestly like my hats off to this man. Every bit of wisdom.

23:45 Just please don't vote. Keep making content, but I don't think you should. He votes three times.

23:55 Donald up in good heat. This is what I'm doing. This is what he's doing. I love this, you know.

24:04 I used to be a teacher, you know, like we all we teach. That's what we do here. Show you what I do

24:10 because I got a bunch more manure back there, but I'll come back later and I'll fill us all in and I'll turn it in.

24:16 In the meantime, I still got a little bit left here. What I do is I just pump this around and then I get my handy dandy electric chiller. I have a gas chiller, too, but I like this electric one.

24:34 Okay. What I'm going to do now is very ecoious. And then I'm going something about his voice.

24:49 Yeah. time. It's actually getting more and more normal as we go along. I love this man.

24:57 Huh. Eight. Nichols says, "Chicken [ __ ] is great fertilizer, but you can't use it right away. It's too acidic. You have to let it sit in the compost heat for a year."

25:05 Wa. Then you can use it. I wonder if that's what he did. Save anything. I can't say chicken [ __ ]

25:12 What are you scared? It's a chicken [ __ ] Isn't that nice? was just sitting there working his dirt. I bet that gruesome great [ __ ]

25:24 I bet it did. Now it's all turned in. All manure turned in. Let it sit through the winter. It'll break down like I said and you plant your tomatoes in there and they jump out of the ground.

25:40 Yeah. Caroline, what did he just say? I have no idea. You put your tomatoes in there and they jump out of the ground. I I I kind of zoned out towards the end there.

25:49 I thought maybe after years of listening to to my family that may maybe your southern hearing had gotten a little bit better.

25:56 Uh no, it it did get better, but just for that one particular accent, unfortunately, only one accent, but it did. I remember the first year I went to uh Texas and uh we went to Jaitton and uh I couldn't understand anybody.

26:10 Yeah. Anybody. And it wasn't my fault really because remember when they were trying to program the TV, the TV didn't understand them. Yeah.

26:17 Yeah. But then by the by the next year I understood everything and I and I understand uh West Texas.

26:25 She did watch as they they sat there trying to do the the voice ACT play and sorry I did not get that.

26:36 Can you try again? sitting there elbowing my ribs like see see they no one can understand it.

26:42 My brother My brother Thomas does actually I mean he talks like Boomhower like Boomhower like I can understand Boomhower on King of the Hill perfectly hilarious. That's what my brother sounds like.

26:52 Yes. There you go. And and the guy from Apocalypse Now. Mhm. Yeah. Or the guy from Full Metal Jacket.

26:57 Full Metal Jacket. Thank you. And thank you. Thank you. So they he has the exact same uh like accent where I kind of get transported back

27:04 to that time where they were trying to program the TV. And then the helicopters show up and I sound them and I I don't know. I just go crazy and it's just I I I glaze over and that's when you know you keep saying Carolina. And then this is me.

27:20 Carolina wake up TV. That happens like at least once a week. This is an interesting question. HB Ho asks, "Do you think that it was his idea to make That's Yeah, HBO. I like I didn't get it until I said it out loud.

27:40 Do you think it was that guy's idea to make those videos or was he encouraged to make

27:43 I think he was encouraged. He had one that went viral which we didn't show and um I think his son helps him with them cuz occasionally I hear someone ask him a question.

27:52 Sure. And I I don't think he knows how to upload it or anything like that, you know. Who knows? I I I'm a new fan of Dad in the Hatch. Yeah. I did spend a movie's amount of time watching his Instagram and so uh I I totally suggest that everyone does the same. Uh Dad in the Hatch.

28:12 Don't die yet. Not yet. Yeah. Uh if you're looking for a wife, Tootsiey's totally available. She's a dil. She's a df with a Y. Dog you'd like the [ __ ] All right. Um

28:27 still pronounced the same. elf. No, yes, that is actually the Copenhagen pronunciation. Stel.

28:34 All right, so I want to get into some people that I don't like. But before we do that, I want to show you guys a bird. I mean, this this bird's [ __ ] hilarious.

28:43 I love birds. All right, this is a I don't trust them. Caroline doesn't trust birds.

28:46 No, this is I you you this actually goes with what you You're right. You're right. EXACTLY.

29:05 LITERALLY, he's laughing about it afterwards. Is there's plenty more? The The bird just loves scaring the dogs while they're sleeping.

29:14 Unfortunately, AI. No, that's what I That's what I've been told. Yeah. Who's been Are we sure?

29:21 WHY IS THERE SO many of these videos? Cuz you can keep I had another AI video that got caught. Eric caught that one. We

29:39 be friends with Chihuahua. I mean, we're not. Who else says it's AI? Oh. Uh, yeah.

29:44 Can we see it again? We see it again. I want to see it again. [ __ ] sick of this [ __ ] Everybody,

29:50 usually when a video like that has like perfect timing, that's the giveaway to me.

29:54 Yeah. What are we supposed to do? Not have a good time? Yeah, the dog's got too many legs. No, he doesn't.

30:02 No, there were two dogs on top of each other. I THINK IT'S REAL. I'M I I THINK IT'S [ __ ] REAL.

30:09 HOW ABOUT A POLL? CAN WE do a poll? I would love A POLL. LET'S SEE A POLL. LET'S SEE WHAT the people think.

30:14 Okay. Is it real? Is it AI? Never going to know the truth. Bernie says that their sister sent the other videos from this content and it's more clearly AI.

30:23 Okay. more. So, so this one's clearly not AI. Eventually, it's going to land on tails.

30:31 Yeah. I mean, you know what I've found? Actually, I've stopped, you know, I've stopped choosing animal videos because so many of them are a I found this great video of a leopard holding on to the back of a hippo and then the hippo made the leopard jump off uh because it was covering it in [ __ ] You know, it went on a doodoo cycle. Yeah. And then I looked in the um in the comments and someone pointed out that those two species do not exist on the same continent.

30:59 I was gonna say leopards don't hang out with hippos. Exactly. It looked very real. And 83% says not real.

31:04 No. 83% 83%. You 17 I love you. I love you. 17% you my kind of people. I'll see. What's this one?

31:14 Same same. Yeah. It had too many legs. You can see it has six legs. Oh, it's two dogs.

31:23 No, it's not two dogs. Cuz see, when But when it wakes up, it's just one dog. Watch.

31:26 I thought there were two dogs. Nope, just one dog. But then there's two dogs later, which is weird.

31:32 These [ __ ] [ __ ] All right. Well, that's why I don't trust birds. You know what? You're right.

31:39 That's why. And that and also walking through New York City and a pigeon always hit me in the head. Remember that?

31:44 Yeah, I remember that. No, they did. They did seem to target you. It was weird, actually. I'd never seen anything like it. I

31:51 All right. Well, look like I'm gonna go ahead and say that these next three videos are not AI.

31:56 All right. All right. And these are You know why I don't think these are AI? Because there's so many dumb [ __ ] in this country.

32:02 Sure. And I really think that each one of these people are properly stupid and they they deserve a little fingerpoint. This first one,

32:11 I think we're going to catch some flak about whether or not this is hilarious. I think that objectively it is hilarious. Should it be? No. Is it wrong? Yes. Is it right? Also yes. Okay. I actually want to watch this and I want to see an honest reaction for people. Does this make them laugh? Does it make them mad? Or I don't know what other feelings you're feeling. But I I'm all over the place. But I think at its core, I'm happy it happened.

32:41 You totally just described art. Yeah. gay. [ __ ] say that [ __ ] hot dog, though. Shut the [ __ ] up.

32:55 Yep. It's hot. Can we play this again? I like I'm like I'm 100% IT'S WRONG. I KNOW IT'S WRONG,

33:07 BUT I CAN'T I I did I didn't get it. One time you could use evil for good. See, that's the thing. It's got layers to it because he's not actually I think what he's doing is he's using it is I think Caroline is correct. It might be art because he is using homophobia to expose homophobia. Yes.

33:23 Because that man got un that man got irrationally angry at another guy calling him gay for eating a big fat dickshaped hot dog.

33:32 Yeah. See it again. Okay. Let's see. Gay. You know what? [ __ ] hot dog. HEY, I'M TRYING TO EAT A HOT DOG.

33:49 LET'S OPEN A POLL. I I think is it art? Please, can you make that a poll? Is it art?

33:55 Because I actually I'm going to lean towards Yes. Not art or AI. AI. Find out. Is gay.

34:03 Um, I always use gay. I actually do. I I I do kind of support this because we all remember how much fun is it for someone to walk up to Mark McGrath and say more like Sugar Gay and to see how angry Mark McGrath gets when someone says that.

34:22 But here's the exposes the homophobia. But here's the problem. Does this not make that man more homophobic? The guy eating the hot dog. Does this like escalate him into even wor being an even worse person? M well I mean that is that is I feel like the crux of the problem here.

34:39 He got very disregulated by an outside source of saying one word. I I I think he needs a lot of therapy.

34:47 Needs a [ __ ] ton of things. Yes. And and maybe to [ __ ] Rob just blew the lid off this.

34:51 What? It's a bit It's a bit comedian. Oh the guy the red. No, it is art. It is art in the end.

35:00 Now it's actually just art. Now I don't like it anymore. You know what? Now, and 86% of uh our viewers did say art.

35:07 Okay. So, you know, well, you know, sometimes there's bad art. I don't like anything. And you know, it's just like what do we do? We do a a weekly show that's reaction videos.

35:19 All right. Basically, what we're doing here is unboxing this show. You know, that's that's the thing is we're just watching [ __ ] We're, you know, seeing if we like it or not. And this is either like madeup [ __ ] or [ __ ] AI and like what are we even doing here anymore?

35:33 You know, Grady has a the listener Grady viewer Grady has a good point. Some say that the essence of humanity is finding art in the mundane existence of our lives.

35:42 Totally. Studs Turkl. Great. No, no. Totally true. Listen to drone music. Listen to just one note for 50 to 60 minutes. Go on and you will go through every

35:56 thing. imag imaginable. You will go crazy. You'll become Daffy Duck. You will be start screaming and and you won't you can't handle yourself. You you will hate everything that's around you. You will want it to go away. You want to do anything to make it go. You will kill for it to go away. And then once it's over, you love it.

36:16 What about the Would you ever listen to the 18our uh Tom York song? Have you ever heard it?

36:23 I haven't heard it. No. He made like an 18hour song. He made a lot of effort. I'm not

36:28 for a museum. He made like a an 18 hour song like for a museum apparently. And then can we double check that and make sure it's not AI the um can we

36:39 I'm going to make it song then. It's 18 days. I've been corrected. It's an 18 day song.

36:45 Well, I mean so I obviously haven't heard it. We've listened to songs that are like two hours long.

36:50 We have. Yeah. Mountain Jam. Yeah. Well, listening to the the drone records, the many many drone records we listen to at home.

36:57 They're usually about 45 minutes. So, yeah, usually 18 day long song. Wow. It's kind of annoying. I love Radio Head, but that's annoying.

37:05 It is a little annoying. Yeah. Kind of a [ __ ] thing to do if you're too much time to be creative.

37:11 Yeah. No. Get to do something else. At some point, you just got to look down and be like, "Okay, computer, let's stop." Well, at some point you're like, "Wow, this song's so long. It's giving ME THE BEN."

37:27 THAT'S RIGHT. That's right. That's right. All right. Here's another [ __ ] in America. Let's see. It's It's cute. I I like this guy. This actually No, I hate this guy. I'm just uh You guys are going to love this. This is great.

37:48 Flicking off somebody for Yeah. [ __ ] you. Right. It could be a thumbs up. Nah.

38:05 God damn it. I [ __ ] hate you. I [ __ ] hate you. Is he gonna throw down his hat and start stomping on it like it's in these sand?

38:23 Are you okay? No. Are you hurt? Yes. Physically a [ __ ] guy. Yeah. God, I can't remember the last time I saw actual razor frazza.

38:49 Those are rare wild [ __ ] back. Oh my god, she's got all the evidence, too. So nice.

39:04 Lauren Bird on the chat says, "I heard on Reddit it was her stepdad moving out."

39:08 Oh, really? Oh, that's what that sigh was. that size. Like they've dealt with that man.

39:15 Okay. They've dealt with that man many times honestly cuz it's like funny that it happened but you're like oh man he was almost gone.

39:22 Yeah know across the street angrier than ever screaming. That's where this eye is. She was this close to getting rid of him.

39:34 And then but to get that video got to put up with a little bit. Yeah. You got to put up with some of it.

39:42 What are you going to do? It's all part of life. All right. There are [ __ ] in America.

39:49 Chat wants to see it again. Okay, I'll show it to you. I'd love to see it again, too. I watched it probably 30 times.

39:54 I actually kind of want to see it again. LET'S SEE IT AGAIN. WE GOT TIME. SO, Eric did some good job. If it's him moving out, that means he drove down the street and then turned around so he could

40:16 and she filmed it as evidence, I guess. Like, if this guy attacks me, God damn it.

40:25 She You got to listen. Listen. God damn it. Are you okay? No. Are you hurt? Yes.

40:45 Physically hurt in here. Yeah, man. [ __ ] die. Heart hurt. Man hurt. Yeah. He had no luggage with him.

41:06 Well, you never know what's in the back there. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It didn't fly out. Nothing flew out.

41:10 Yeah. No furniture. No. No. Like, I mean, you'd think you'd have like a bunch of [ __ ] with,

41:15 you know, you'd be surprised how little men take with them when they leave. Yeah.

41:21 Longdong Elron says, "Oh, man. And if he'd only had the high-pitched voice, I'd [ __ ] die

41:28 and we would prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law. Oh, god damn it. All right. Uh, we got some, like I said, we got [ __ ]

41:38 Yeah. Florida Florida's got the best [ __ ] They do. All right. Ohio's close second.

41:43 Ohio's very close second. Yeah. And you know, that's very interesting how that works out.

41:47 Yeah. But these [ __ ] I'm pretty sure this is real because it was on the news. And uh you know what else you doing in Naples? You think has nothing to do. All right. And

41:58 Florida. Is that South Florida or North Florida? That is southwest Florida. Gotcha.

42:02 G Coast South Florida. Ain't [ __ ] going on there. It's where Hulk Hogan died.

42:08 Okay. All right. Gotcha. Well, I guess he was a little closer to Tampa, but it was close by. Either way, here's what they're doing for fun. How do you know the location of his death?

42:18 Oh [ __ ] I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm sorry. Oh my god.

42:23 He wants to see some more. He want Hey, he wants the real sea. He wants the real sea. HE WANTS THE REAL OH. OH MY GOD. Oh my god. GET IN THE LAKE. GET IN THE LAKE. GET IN THE LAKE. Get in the lake. Get in the lake. Get in the lake,

42:38 DUDE. GET IN THE LAKE. GET IN THE LAKE, DUDE. DUDE, DUDE. DUDE. DUDE. OH, then that's a real yuseity, Sam.

42:50 Yeah. HE'S GOT FIRE IN MY PANTS. LIKE BUNNY pouring Tabasco down his pants. He goes this way and then he goes that way. I'm dropping pocket roll. There's sand underneath you.

43:05 Yeah. I'm actually a little disappointed that when he got in the water, it didn't go.

43:10 Oh, MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING. FIRE AND HOT. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD ONE.

43:20 YEAH. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, so how do you guys feel about the the the robots taking over? I mean, we got a lot of stuff going on. I hate the Whimos. I hate the food bots. They all drive me crazy. I showed a bunch of food bots recently, and it's another one of my obsessions recently are these is is progress being our downfall.

43:42 Yeah. You know, it's like it's like so far like, you know, like we've we've gone too far.

43:47 Yeah. Is all about could have, not shoulda. Exactly. Oh, yeah. So, what we're trying to say is that R2-D2 is one of the good ones.

43:55 Yes. Is that what we're trying to say? He is. He If I were to like a clanker, I said it.

44:03 That's a hard. IF I WERE TO LIKE A CLANKER, RT Dutu pretty high on the list, but he's a celebrity.

44:13 I'll tell you this though, I wouldn't want him marrying my toaster. That's right. Goddamn right. My toaster knows better. It's engaged to the air fryer. And we think they're going to be very happy just as long as they stay away from old Mrs. Sink. Um,

44:32 you know, they both get high now, right? That's so good. So, do you like Do you ever take away Mo?

44:40 No. Would you? No. No. Thinking about it. Yeah, I would. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I don't want to at all. I I hate I hate the idea of it. It drives me crazy. I don't even care if it's safe. Like, it bothers me.

44:52 I don't like using the selfch checkckout counter at the grocery store. Like, I think it's all anytime. Even as a child, like as a young when I first started seeing that at Publix, I would never let my mom take it. I was like, "We got time." Yeah. just taking a job, you know? We we we sit here. We can we can talk to someone and we can make this happen. We don't need to [ __ ] go and bag. Also, it's like I'm already buying the groceries. Do you need me to [ __ ] work here, too?

45:16 Okay. Uh coach on the chat. I live in Kentucky. What the [ __ ] is a Whimo? OKAY. A WHIMO. I'LL SHOW YOU what a Whimo is. This A Whimo is a self-driving car that we all have to deal with now. And people have been ordering them. You know, it was really funny when we were in um Atlanta recently uh at the when Henry and I did the side story shows the next day Ken came to the side our manager Ken came to the side story show and then we did two in a row and after the first show he left and I had friends coming to the second show and then they came in BACKSTAGE LIKE OH MY GOD WE SAW SOME [ __ ] [ __ ] getting in a Whimo and we took his picture and then they showed me it was a picture of Ken. It made me laugh so hard and I was just laughing. I was just like Ken getting in the way. My friends are like, "This [ __ ] idiot." They're like snapping PICTURES OF SHOWING IT TO ME. I'm like, "Oh, that guy is in charge of my

46:04 career." Yeah. In the back seat looking at his phone like this. Yes. He is our William Shatner.

46:16 Yes. He's beloved and older than us. Beloved [ __ ] up. There's lots of footage of it, but this is probably my favorite footage of a Whimo [ __ ] up. Oh [ __ ] the way's on the track. What an idiot. Here comes the train. Oh, get out. Get out. Get out. Damn.

46:43 Where is this? I don't even know. Oh [ __ ] Just driving on the train tracks. Oh. Oh, yeah. That's right. Bigfoot's hot wife says Whimo just admitted that its fleet is often just driven by a guy in the Philippines.

47:03 Really? Yeah. Some guy. It's basically a guy playing a video game. It's terrifying.

47:10 There's lots of footage of Whimos like driving through the Venice canals and everything.

47:14 Yeah, I did see one. And I also saw a video of a Whamo going off of the one road here in LA actually and hitting like three or four cars in the road that was down a little bit lower.

47:25 Yes. Wow. Oh, this is a I love this. This Oh, no. He's in a reverse username Hamstroker's Ejacula.

47:34 Oh, hey, what's going on? I saw a video of a woman getting in a Whimo and some guy was hiding in a back seat.

47:39 Oh, just some guy back there. Hey, got to get you. You never know what's going to happen to Whimo.

47:46 God, it can't get out. Oh, yeah. This does look like it's being This is why I'll never get in a Whimo. I've seen them like on the highway when I'm in the Uber.

47:58 At least if there's a person doing this, you can yell at them cuz you know I am their demographic. You know, I do not drive as you guys know. I do not drive. Uh

48:07 and uh and neither does Whimo apparently. So I mean why would I do this? I want a human.

48:13 Yeah. In front of I want a human in front of me. And at least they're the carnage that takes it in the brunt of any kind of uh full force.

48:21 I don't want any Phil driving my car. Any I like my people being from the franopines.

48:28 Um the steines would also be acceptable. That's so you know the delivering food robots. Do you have those in your new neighborhood?

48:38 No. You're very lucky. They started showing their faces around here. No, they're more in Studio City than than anything else. And I hate these [ __ ] things.

48:46 No, they're not in our neighborhood at all. They make me crazy. They started showing their face in Florida.

48:51 Yeah. Yeah. And here's uh here's footage of one of them. What happens to them when they start showing their face in Florida? Wow.

49:11 Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So, that's the that's the new Someone's not going to get their pad tie.

49:15 Someone's definitely not getting their pad tie. Dingle Dingleberry D asks, "What in the [ __ ] is the benefit in this? Is it cheaper?" The Whimo.

49:23 The Whimo. I I don't know what the benefit is. Yeah. I hate it. Yeah. I don't know if it's cheaper. I don't know if it's more expensive.

49:29 It's about could. I want a person unless every car is driven by robots on a track. Yeah. I want people in the drunk car driving.

49:38 You know what? Now I'm back to the other side. Yeah. I don't think I want to take the Whimo.

49:41 Yeah. No. Thank you. I [ __ ] It makes me crazy. Yeah. What is this? There you go.

49:46 People choose to ride with Whimo primarily. This is what the AI wants you to believe.

49:50 Enhance. Oh, of course. AI SITTING HERE TELLING ME THAT THEY'RE THE ONES THAT ARE GOOD FOR IT. THAT they're sons of [ __ ]

49:59 AI is run by a cabal of birds. Yeah. Just so you know, they're stealing our water and they're killing every one of us. And everyone out there who uses AI that know that you're going to you're the problem.

50:11 You're the problem. You're the problem. If you're using write your own emails, if you're a bird and you're watching, you're part of the problem.

50:15 Amen. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. If you're definitely a bird and you're watching, you're absolutely part of the problem.

50:19 I'm sorry. All right. Thank I think he translated enough. So that what hit that food delivery robot. That's the Bright Line.

50:37 Oh, the Bright Line is a Florida is the first place with a high-speed rail in America.

50:46 Oh, it's the Bright Line. It goes from Miami all the way to Orlando. Um, it's even going to start going to Tampa and then it's going to start going up the coast. You know, it's going to be great. And you can get from Miami to Orlando in like 2 and 1/2 hours, which used to be like three and a half, four by car. It's nice. It's good. I love it.

51:03 The thing is about the Bright Line is is that it constantly kills people. Uh two, it's been in operation for about three and a half, four years. Um I believe it's killed 200 people. There's a website um that keeps count of the people that the Bright Line kills. Yes, the B IS A THE IS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD because it it kills people on an average of every 13 days it kills somebody. So, we're over a month.

51:32 We're over a month without the Bright Line killing somebody in South Florida. Here's the thing about South Florida that no one cares.

51:40 This is normal. No one cares that this is happening. How's it killing people? Is it strangling them?

51:44 Drunk people walk on the tracks. There's no fences along the tracks. And this thing's just zooming from Miami all the way through. It's very populated with people who were crazy. And so, and there's a people like and they're getting stuck on the tracks in their cars. 125 mph.

52:00 125 miles an hour. This thing's great. I at one time I was taking the Bright Line and I was like at a show I was in Fort Lauderdale and at a show in West Palm. So I'm like, "Oh, I'm going to take the Bright Line. This is fun. I'm going to use I'm going to be part of uh society. I want to be part, you know, get on the train." So I get on the train or I get to the train and then it's late. I'm like, "Wow, the Bright Line's never late. Why is it late?" So I asked the lady, "What happened?" And then she was just like this old Ukrainian lady and she's like, "Bright line hit person. And they were sitting cross-leggs like that. And I was just like, "Whoa, are you crazy?" She's like, she's like, "I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE CHOOSE TO kill themselves like this. GO JUMP OFF BRIDGE. Give Bright Line bad name." Is this is what the woman said to me. And uh she's very cold and she put me in an Uber, which was very nice. The Bright

52:46 Line paid for my Uber, which is then which is very nice. So the Bright Line, it has killed so many [ __ ] people. And I'm pretty sure it's Dantis' answer to the homeless problem in Florida. He's just running that thing as fast as possible up there. And it's just like it's hitting drunk people left and right. And um I got a video of um Bright Line crash surveillance.

53:06 Okay. All right. Cuz I was going to say, is there any cameras involved? I mean, you user Ham Milkshake asks, "Are we going to see one of these videos?"

53:14 Yes. Um you're going to see see what happened was I was like, "Oh, I'm sure there's some." Then once I saw that robot, I was I was like, "Oh, it's hitting the food delivery robot. That's funny. That got sent to me." and all that stuff. I was like, "Oh, that makes sense." I'm like, "So, there's got to be like footage of the bright light hitting people and cars and stuff. Let's see what we can find. It's killed so many people." And uh I found a video on YouTube that was over five minutes long. And it was like mostly just death. And you know, we try not to show live death on the show. So, poor Eric had to sift through this video. And um

53:49 Chad definitely thinks we're about to get live death. I don't think we are. remember live.

53:53 We tried really hard to take anything that could have been live deaf out of this. But if you want to see that

54:01 crazy ass fiveminute compilation, just just look for it on YouTube. But here's um here's one video and then we'll get a compilation to to end the show. So here's the first one. Here's the first one.

54:14 Look at the smooth jazz. Eric, I feel like I'm in a back of a way mode. Yeah. So this is bright line footage. from the train itself.

54:25 Yeah, I could watch this all day actually. It's kind of nice. Yeah, it's intoxicating person.

54:46 It's just a fact. It happened. Pretty sure they lived. Oh, yes. And uh um Gurnie is right here. It is a great time to remind our Patreon members to not submit live death videos to last stream after hours. Do not Yes.

55:00 submit live death, which implies that we've gotten submissions of live death already. No, but we're just saying don't. No live death. Yes.

55:10 If we're showing live death stories@gmail.com. All right, Eric, run that [ __ ] badass Bright Line com and just know that he heavily censored this.

55:23 Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Clip in the front. It's a lot of people with their cars on the tracks and they run away.

55:36 That car already on. I think they've waiting till the last Is that car? Oh wow. You know,

55:43 how did it get so far off of the road? This is all where I grew up. Uh, Genevieve says, "My dad started working on the Bright Line when I was a single-digit child. It just opened and I'm 37."

56:01 Oh, that one. It's bad. It's going to hit it. He's going to hit it. He's going to hit it. He's going to hit it. Oh my god.

56:10 YEAH. Holy By the way, California is getting a bright line. [ __ ] yeah. Yes. Yes. I just

56:28 Oh, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'D rather be in the Bright Line conductor. I rather be in the conductor seat.

56:37 God damn. OH MY GOD. He said no lie. Holy. Holy. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Wow. From inside the bright line.

57:11 Yeah. Oh no. Run. There we go. Woo. I feel like I helped. No. It's like watching tornado videos.

57:26 No way. Yeah. It just ends the car. Yeah. Every single time. I could watch that for hours.

57:35 I know. Well, luckily that's literally What? Eric, what would you say? That's like 20% of the video I sent you.

57:43 That's maybe half of it. But there's no gore, but like there are definitely people who died. No.

57:50 Tonight we were going to watch Marty Supreme, but now I think Bright Line. I think Bright Lim videos. I think it's going to be train crash videos.

57:57 I found there's something just lit up in my brain. I love trains. I love trains.

58:02 Real I'm realizing this. I'm I really love like I think men love trains. Yeah. Well, in the you know, in New York

58:07 special men love trains. You ever go to one of those like Lionel Train conferences?

58:14 No. I went to one where it's just like guys they make they like take like a conference room and they just make like towns and stuff like that and it just smells like smoke. It's so wonderful.

58:23 It sounds incredible. Yeah. And it's just guys like moving things over. It's really worked really.

58:28 One of my happiest childhood memories was riding this big cold train in um in in Colorado.

58:34 Oh, loved it. Yeah. It was just a big train. You know, you can just go watch them. I know.

58:39 Train spotting. Train spotting. Yes, totally. Thinking about getting into it because I really love trains because remember in New York I was obsessed with the subway. I loved riding the subway all the time. I was always there on the

58:49 I think I need to get tested. No, just cuz you like trains. There's signs. Oh, no, no, no, no. I actually think you're fine. I'm not a doctor.

58:58 That's And Chad is also saying that's what Chad is saying, too. Chad is saying I need to get tested.

59:02 You've been tested? I DON'T THINK I know anyone who's been tested. CHAD IS A BUNCH OF BIRDS. OKAY. YEAH,

59:08 I'm telling you, Abby loves trades. Hell, no, no, no. I think it's fantastic and I and I love your fascination in things and there's and there's nothing to be sorry about ever.

59:19 Oh, no. There's anything that gives you joy. That's goddamn right. Thanks, darling.

59:25 So, just remember that, folks. There's a serial killer loose in South Florida and its name is Progress. See you next week. This here's big old bowl of nutmeg. Ground nutmeg. You can see organics. Always known GMO. And take a look. Take off. You smell. It smells like nutmeg. Smells like Christmas day.

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Who speaks in "HAM CRIMES /// Last Stream on The Left /// February 10th, 2026"?

Marcus Parks (Host), Karolina Hidalgo (Guest), Henry Zebrowski (Host).

What is "HAM CRIMES /// Last Stream on The Left /// February 10th, 2026" about?

The discussion centers around a playful and absurd examination of ham, interspersed with humorous anecdotes and personal preferences regarding various meats. The conversation highlights the quirky relationship between the hosts and their comedic take on food choices, particularly ham, along with light banter about dietary habits.

What is mentioned in this Last Podcast On The Left episode?

7 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Marcus Parks, Wal-Mart, Bright Line, Dad in the Hatch, Karolina Hidelgo, Kentucky Legend. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "HAM CRIMES /// Last Stream on The Left /// February 10th, 2026"?

The episode runs 1 h 1 min; the transcript is about 10,908 words in 338 timestamped sections.

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