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Marcus Parks Presents: REVERSE /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 6th, 2026

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This is the full, timestamped transcript of "Marcus Parks Presents: REVERSE /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 6th, 2026", an episode of Last Podcast On The Left published January 9, 2026 (1 h 1 min, about 11,422 words). It mentions 5 people, works and ideas, including Fresh Wind, Fresh Fire, Marianne Williamson, Joyce Carile, Santa Clara, Sublime Flavor Catering.

What this episode is about

In a satirical exploration of a dystopian future, the hosts delve into themes of societal decay and absurdity, combining humor with darker topics such as cannibalism and controversial figures. As they interact with each other, they highlight the bizarre nature of 2026, reflecting on the chaotic implications of modern life and the extremes of human behavior.

Key takeaways

  • In a world of robot dogs, societal norms still let an 'edophile' near the presidency.
  • The future holds flying cars, yet we remain grounded in reality's absurdities—and laughter.
  • Live audiences distracted by phones show that sometimes, authenticity outshines perfection.
  • Ghost boners and heart voids: humor finds the truth in absurdity’s darkest corners.
  • In today's society, everyone's a comedian—just wait for that slip-up to surface!

Who speaks in this episode?

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 10:00: Fresh Wind, Fresh Fire
  2. – 20:00: Marianne Williamson
  3. – 50:00: Joyce Carile
  4. – 1:00:00: Santa Clara, Sublime Flavor Catering

Notable quotes from "Marcus Parks Presents: REVERSE /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 6th, 2026"

  • He wrote a book called Fresh Wind, Fresh Fire.
    about Fresh Wind, Fresh Fire · at
  • Tapped into. It existed before him and continues to exist. Which is why Maryanne Williamson continues to run for president. She believes it's inside of her.
    about Marianne Williamson · at
  • So, my name is Joyce Carile. Oh, I hate being single. I hate it. I'm so lonely.
    about Joyce Carile · at
  • Look, he's he lives in Santa Clara.
    about Santa Clara · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

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Full transcript with timestamps

There's no place to escape to. This is the last straight on the left. That's when the cannibalism started. I'm fun. I'm flirty. I'm Marcus. Hi everyone. How you doing? I'm big and farty. I'm Ed.

Hey. And I am absolutely riddled. My name is Henry Sowski. Yes. Yes. Riddled with

AIDS. Yeah. As you can see by my new SL my new spelt form. Yeah, that's right. YEAH.

THE AIDS GOT [screaming] HIM. GOT HIM PRETTY GOOD. DANG. YEAH, I'M LOOKING PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT?

YEAH, you're looking right on the M. Wow. So, your pants form their own ass. Even though there is no ass there, your pants

want to want an ass so bad and it just formed one. You've got a ghost ass. You like some people get like the ghost boner when they sit down. You get a ghost ass.

Wow. That's amazing. That's so empty. It really is. Yeah. Just like your heart.

You could put an apple in there. No, my heart is absolutely filled with cardiovascular fat.

Welcome to 2026, ladies and gentlemen. We made it. We made it. Look, there's flying cars.

Yeah. Computers make our decisions. Yeah. Yeah. Robot dogs. Yeah, that exists. The future's amazing,

isn't it? What's your favorite part of the future? My favorite part about the future is I like that there is Oh no.

Oh, you don't like anything? No. I actually just thought about it. I I think it's uh interesting. Anyone can do anything these days, you know? I mean, like look I mean like a [ __ ] there's a a pedophile became president.

That is true. Anybody anyone could do anything. That's extremely heartening to think about all the things that Jeffrey Epson everything that Jeffrey Epstein got away with makes me make another wish.

Um Edward, technically he's an ebopile. Oh, thank you. Technically, thank you, Marcus. Yes, because pedophiles. [snorts]

Yeah, I'm an edophile. How you doing, Annie Ray? What's going on, Social Fox? Hope you guys are doing well.

Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. How's Atlanta? Yeah. How many of you are pedophiles? Count them off.

Yeah. One, two, FOUR, 10. WOW. [ __ ] THAT'S A LOT. UH-OH. Charge your cover next time.

So, we're personalities, you know. We talk for 11. We talk all the time. Talk multiple times a week. It's recorded. It's sometimes live as it is right now.

I'm paid to speak. Yeah. Mhm. Things slip out every once in a while. Things you don't mean to say.

Oh, yeah. You know, like I had a bad one a couple last year. I had a bad one, but I'm not going to bring it up.

Was it bring it up? No, but you brought it up. I mean, I brought it up, but now it's for everyone to go find. I'm just trying to get more views.

Yeah. Good work. Yeah. Go. Yeah. Go find my Oh, you better go try to cancel Eddie for the last year.

He's too nice. Yeah. But sometimes that slip up, it can happen in a live setting as well.

Yes. It can't. It doesn't just happen here while we're yappering in these rooms. Sometimes it happens when you're in front of an audience. You say something you don't mean to say. You let something slip. You let the audience know something you didn't want them to know.

But sometimes, you know, the live audience, they can forgive. Yeah. Right. Sometimes the live audience understands this art. We're here and ephemeral moment can't be caught. Can't be can't be captured.

And for most of the times we do shows live, people aren't even paying attention.

Yeah. They're on their phones. They're [ __ ] finger blasting each other. They're really drunk.

They're Lauren Boowbert. Yeah. Yeah. They're really, really intoxicated at the shows.

Let's see an example of a man letting it slip and see how well he recovers. I like

I know every night. I know them all. Keep the be going. Keep the be going. I'm clapping. I'm praising. I feel like I just snorted cocaine or something. I'm so excited. And I never did that before. For the record. For the record. For the record. For the record. AND I'M CLAPPING my hand.

No idea how that feels. For the record. And that's how you know it's a silly little joke is how many times he said for the record. This feels like I'm snorting cocaine again.

Yeah. You know, never once felt like I was at church when I did cocaine, right? Never once I was like, you know what? I'm going to go pray to Christ. There are some people that do that.

Yes. Yeah. I really should have known about the ADHD diagnosis much sooner because cocaine used to kind of calm me down a little bit.

Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was the stimulant part of it. It You loved it.

Yeah. God, I loved it so much. It felt so good, you know. I would actually think that a Christian audience would they kind of like that.

Yeah. Don't they like their flawed pastors? They like the ideal of the man he could you could see how he is reconciled.

It depends. It depends if that's yourtick. If you start as that guy, you have to start as that guy. You can't cuz that guy obviously had he had himself build as something else entirely. Uh he was a

he's obviously done cocaine. He's definitely done cocaine. He's black. Of course he's

He's a white man that is as Spanish as He looks like a [ __ ] He looks Native American.

WHERE'D YOU PUT MY THING? HEY, I DIDN'T DO IT. LOOK AT HIM. That was the wrong button. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I know. But you could just tell he was like, "Oh, yeah. What is that guy?"

What does he do? I think I don't know. What? What? Why is he Steven Leather Berdick? Why does he look like that?

Oh god. It was so easy for you to find him. He looks like a Wikipedia page. Pastor Sings about cocaine. He wrote a book called Fresh Wind, Fresh Fire.

Oh man, that Fresh Wind certainly is does murder on your cocaine. You know, it just blows it right away and you can barely get any of it.

I love how he was like, I'm riffing. I'm riffing. He had to keep telling everyone he was riffing, you know, and he completely lost it, too, because if you notice at one point he starts just going Yeah. He starts scatting. Well, scatting truly is the first version of tongues. No one knew that. That's what Billy Holiday was doing. Was that it? That's a fullon [ __ ] god attack.

Yeah, man. I love a little god talk. Speaking of which, speaking of Scaten, Speaking of Scaten, Scott speaking other languages.

That's Scott. I found a guy who has discovered an entirely new language. An entirely new language. He didn't He doesn't even know what he's saying, but I want the two of you to see if you can translate.

So, he's So, it's loosely structured. It's gibberish. I wouldn't say it's gibberish.

We'll find out. It It's We'll find out. It's sort of like if frogs could talk. Wow.

THAT'S A FROG. THAT'S A MAN FROG. Nan frog. So, I've started to tap into Christ consciousness and

like alchemy and manifestations and stuff and I've started to elevate and I've been crowned as the king of the collective and I've tapped into a language. I don't know what it is. It's like [clears throat] [snorts] so I know what this is. I don't know what he's saying necessarily, but I know the language he's speaking.

What is it? It's um the arrival aliens. The Charlie Sheen arrival. He's doing the symbol talking.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. He's doing He is doing the circle talking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. If we I'm sure if you pan down his [ __ ] knees would bend backwards and he would just like praying mantis, you know.

I think his knees bent backwards due to lack of physical activity. Mhm. Yeah. I also view I think partly what I picked up when I think I heard was please don't hire me. Please don't hire me.

I felt like that was a big thing I heard is please don't hire me. Please don't love me.

Yeah. Please don't love me. Please don't love me. Do you think Christ had a consciousness? Like if he was the son of God,

do you think that would include consciousness? It had to be. He would have to be made.

So that means that God is conscious. Imagine that you are if we could get deep into the religiosity of it. We know that our bodies are just c our soul. We hold our ever loving soul, right? Like God put together the dirt around our soul. What's important is our soul. The dirt is not important, right? So God, the reason the direct translation was to create him in a killable device. You had to create a sacrificial urn for a soul, which is what Jesus's body was. And then that sacrificial urn was then spilt in order to open up the gates of heaven because they can't just be opened up cuz God forbid, you know, I mean, it does sound like God is the most powerful, most omnipotent person in the [ __ ] face of the planet and the thing that could have just opened it up and he had to go through all these [ __ ] rules he set up from [ __ ] his own [ __ ] self. I guess that makes sense.

I'm sure that guy was just sitting around coughing one day and he's like, "Actually, that sounds like a fun language,

just sucking down too many Vienna sausages and he made that noise." You ever watch a bunch of gag stuff and you hear the music?

That's what I think he did as well. Yeah. Hear the music. He heard he was watching a gag film.

Yeah. One of these gag documentaries. Documentaries. Yes. Yes. Where girls make are made to gag

in a controlled environment. Yeah. Like he was he was speaking of pornography. Pornographies.

Yes. And I feel that he heard that and he was just like And you hear the music,

you know, remember Beautiful Mind? Yeah. Yeah. Like he'd go I never watched that one. Like he'd hear and he's in his mind he's like

poetry Christ consciousness I love math saying cat lady why did I get a masters in theology when I could have just listened to Henry yeah

that is true waste of time also I will say I I I do and I say this with much love that is a waste of time now two

masters they get to learn a lot we need to have those people. They need to learn. It's

Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? Ready. What's theology? I don't even know what it is. I don't even know. You dedicated your life to it. I don't even [ __ ] know. Care less. Couldn't care [ __ ] less.

Study of religions. Yes. I'm glad I don't know. I'mma forget right now. HOT DOGS.

YEAH, DUDE. THAT'S ALL HE'S THINKING ABOUT MAN. HOT DOGS. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. According to Fart, I'm a witch and have taken many different kinds of energy healing classes. There is a prevalent thought amongst the cultists that there are many energetic fields around us and the plant and that the plant and one of them is the Christ consciousness energy that Christ simply tapped into. It existed before him and continues to exist. Which is why Maryanne Williamson continues to run for president. She believes it's inside of her.

Yeah, she wants the [ __ ] the crystals, man. I'm sure my mom voted for her. My mom officially told me she she had voted for her.

How many times? As many times as she legally could get to the booth. Well, I'm just saying she ran twice, right, Marian Williamson?

So, it would have been twice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Both Florida primaries. Great. We needed those votes.

Yeah, we really did. We actually needed those. Yeah. Yeah. My mom, don't worry. She told me she came all the way. So, she came to visit for uh Christmas and was really nice.

I'm glad you said to visit. Mhm. Oh, no. She's gone. And so she sat um she sat there for a second and she um she said to me, we're sitting there out of nowhere. She was like, "I was talking to my course of miracles teacher the other day. He the one that called her a raiki master that said my mom was a spiritual teacher deep inside of her and that she's been for generations. She's an alchemist."

Mhm. And my this man, Bill. Yeah. And my mom's name said to me that Bill alchemist.

Um no, he's another kind OF ALKEEP BUT HE'S A ONEEYED rancher with a huge dick and a and a calls that I believe in.

And then uh but she looked at me, she's like, "Henry Thomas, have you heard about the pyramids?" I was like, "What?" She's like, "That they were built by aliens." And I just was like I realized I was like, "What are you talking about she's like my Raiki master was explaining to me about how there are tunnels under the pyramids and that they are batteries that they used that when they when the time comes the batteries will open and it will and I was like you have you have somehow gone from your little raiki class in a mini mall

in Florida you have got to ancient aliens Yeah. Accidentally she got to ancient aliens and she started being like, "Did you know aliens are angels?"

And I was like I was like, "Forget everything you've ever I literally was just like, "Shut up.

How has she missed ancient aliens this ENTIRE TIME?" NO, NO IDEA. SHE HAD TO GO TO Reiki and come all the way back around to ancient aliens. And then she's explaining ancient aliens to me. Yeah. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, "Mom, shut the [ __ ] up."

Did you correct her at least and tell her? Yes. I said, "Yes, I told her all the stuff." And she was like, "Why would Bill told me that?" It's cuz BILL'S TRYING TO [ __ ] YOU.

NO. OKAY. Bill's trying to [ __ ] you, Mom. I mean, Bill probably doesn't have to do all this ancient alien [ __ ]

Yes, he does. Apparently, it's a whole buildup. All right. Jeffrey Epste didn't build up.

It's true. And Jeffrey Epste didn't need to [ __ ] [ __ ] file all those paperwork with those 14-year-olds to make into private school.

So your dad's been dead for how long now? Months. Hours. And Bill still hasn't made his move.

No. Well, Bill's Bill has been He's got like six chicks. Mhm. There's a coven. He has several women that he's telling that they're alchemists.

There's definitely seven will definitely a group of women that he is told have a special innate Reiki skill.

So, do you think that some of your money has made its way into Absolutely. Absolutely.

I'm Oh, I put a [ __ ] I know that I put a I definitely put a scooter in his kid's hands,

right? My mom gave to the Cath gave my money to the Catholic Church, so I'd rather give it to Bill to be honest with you. Desert Spring. My friend who did Raiki thought feathers meant angels were nearby, so it was a pain in the ass going for walks with her. What's happening with Reiki?

I think we're going to have TO DO A [ __ ] series on it. Yeah. My mom also told me over because I was I've been getting really into meditation.

I love Yeah, I love it. Super super meditation's practical, not wooioo. Meditation's wonderful. No, it's

I hate thinking. Incredible thing. No, you should. Um, but she did bring up the same thing. She go, she's like, "You ever tried raiki? I tried it once. You got to try it sometime." And I'm like,

"Do you know what it is?" She The way she described it was You want to know what Raiki is? I'll do it.

Yeah. Okay. I want to see if her uh God [ __ ] damn it. Give him the thing. Give him the thing. do the thing. You don't

He didn't like it enough. He didn't like it enough. Well, I liked it. This is what Reiki is.

So, breathe. Close your eyes. So, what we're going to do here is my healing energy.

My healing energy Yeah. is going to course through me into you. And it's going to heal you spiritually physically

other stuff. Your breath is so hot. Thank you. Wouldn't it be weird if my breath was ice cold?

Would be. So, I close my eyes. I enter into I imagine there is an energetic field.

Okay. There's an energetic field. I'm putting my peace into hands are so clammy touching me.

I'm putting my peace in you. Are you supposed to smell your Reiki master's hands?

No, this is just because this is the only visible area. Cuz I can smell your hands.

I saw him playing with pennies earlier. Mhm. It's that copper. Yeah, I can. He was like, they were getting rid of the pennies. I want to play with them while I play.

I was bleeding. Oh, yeah. Coppery. I mean, it's nice. Um, this is what Reiki is.

Have you ever um masturbated with a handful of pennies? Uh, it makes sense. Come on.

It makes sense. Give him the thing. He's begging for it. He's begging for it. ERIC, I DON'T [screaming] NEED IT.

OKAY. Thank you. Thank you. Give the four. That man's been like literally he's just been hovering doing hover hands over my mom's tits for like 3 years.

Okay. Well, maybe one day he'll get the balls to actually grab him. Well, he better have some [ __ ] money. My mom told me to be careful. She said to not do it before a live show because she said that it might throw me off.

Oh yeah, because it would I have a couple I might make me different for a couple weeks.

Oh, see we'll see what happens now. We'll see what happens now. I might be different now.

Well, we only do it we only do a show once a month. We're not performing anywhere till Philly on January 31st. So if you get raked out, [ __ ] feel it, bro.

Nothing like a good raking. Yeah. Feel I love getting raked. I go out there, I get [ __ ] big old raked and I get ready to get on the plane.

Henry, I always said he's a rakeist and he's been a raikist for many years and he's never going to stop being a raist.

I won't replace I won't I won't apologize. You really won't. Here we go. Fart. To be a legit Raiki master, you must be passed the energy from someone who is connected to Raiki energy, always by another teacher. You simply cannot identify as a Raiki healer. You must be ignited or pass the energy. It honors the tradition and the people who carry the tradition forward.

Seems like it was like cut and paste from a Yeah. What is this? It must be some serial rapist.

YEAH. I would imagine the woman in this next video, I would imagine she's done Reiki at some point because would Portland's best taxiderermist

shy away from Reiki? No, no. Her name's Reiki. Her name is Reiki. Raiki the taxiderermist. Let's see. I mean, and this is top-notch stuff.

So, this is Trudy. Oh my god. She is made from a vintage fox stole. Oh no. Um I haven't made too many uh fox ones because their pelts tend to rip. So, she's just one of

very few that actually This chick's too [ __ ] up for even Portland. Anyways, I will show you this

is a regular size mink next to her. And how many Did you buy Marcus? Anyway, there's Trudy.

I love Trudy. You can't buy that for yourself. I love it. Oh, you're not allowed to buy it.

No, it's it's her personal collection. Yeah, it's like a jade. It has to be a gift.

Oh, dude. I watched a really interesting mini documentary on the taxiderermy. It's like these taxiderermy competitions. There's one the world taxiderermy contest that happens every two years and there was this guy. It's crazy [ __ ] I did not know what they could do with taxiderermy. Yeah.

Like I didn't know like it's like this lady. Oh my god. I WANT ONE. This is talent.

Yes. This That's fun. These are funny. These are all foxes. These aren't dogs. Well, they're just made out of fox stools.

Oh, she was at the Oddities and Curiosities Expo this weekend. Oh, I was going TO GO TO THAT.

I WAS GOING TO GO TO THAT, TOO. AND I GOT lazy and didn't want it. I will. It was raining.

I would buy one of those in a heartbeat. See how much they cost? How much are they?

$400. $400. Horrible. That's actually reasonable. That's amazing for that guy. Oh, yeah.

Santa's 275. Oh, well that's cuz you know it's discount for that now. It's kind of amazing. We bought those we bought those vintage [ __ ] nutcracker things that we got and they're nowhere near as much money as that

Tink. Yeah, Tubby. Oh, I like that. That one looks like an Irish setter. Joy, I like these.

I love these sparkles. I LOVE SPARKLES. I want sparkles. Gumdrop. How much is sparkles? I don't know. If anyone's looking to uh buy us a gift for Christmas.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to get us stuff, Blaze. Oh, wow. I like Blaze.

This woman gets all her foxes. These are fox stools. What do you mean fox stole? I don't know what you mean by that.

So, it's proper fox skin, but she is but they are literally already tanned and she's just taking existing pieces over bodies.

Yes. And she's not even she's not doing real taxiderermy. She's just building little creatures. That's not taxiderermy. Well, I would call that puppets and and doll making.

Yeah. I don't know if I'd call cuz I think taxiderermy it's supposed to actually look like the thing,

right? I don't know. Hot Jessica. I love hot Jessica. Jessica is I mean she's honestly the most attractive of all of them. Random Phantom. That is true. She is skimping on the stuffing

a little bit. Someone just pointed out they're all sold out. Well, you only buy one. Yeah. She's only She doesn't have these sitting in a warehouse.

Yeah. You know what I mean? She doesn't got like You can't No, these are made to order.

Is one of a kind. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll get one for the Social Fox Brewing Company.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. AND [screaming] THAT'LL scare some of the the swarms of pedophiles you have there.

Do not place in direct sunlight. Uh-oh. Not a toy. Wait a second. Hey, don't try and [ __ ] it.

What's with all these [ __ ] rules? They're like Mai. It's mine now. Well, it's the care. If you won't want it to be destroyed, this is what you got to do.

Yeah. I can't bring it back and forth like it's my autism stuffy that stays at home.

Well, it gets, you know, sometimes when you get [ __ ] like uh like a cast iron skillet, you know, there's a certain way you got to take care of.

Yeah, I get it. I'm not dragging that thing back and forth unless of course I've killed my family.

Yeah. Okay. All right. This is interesting. Love it. What would your be your affectation when you finally lose it? Like you know like there are people that become you know like let's go past parrot guys or spider guys.

Yeah nothing living like guys that like start to become like they they now live in the 1800s.

I want to or they just randomly just decide like I do period clothes. I live like like

what's your affectation? I always thought that like it's [ __ ] up that birds get houses and worms don't get anything. So I'd make wormhouses.

Great. Cuz birds are always eating worms and like worms get nothing. Perfect. And so I make a worm.

It's a perfectly useless thing to do cuz they're called buckets. A wormhole's a bucket.

Um, vintage scooters. Riding everywhere in a vintage scooter. One of those guys that rides a vintage scooter on on the highway like on the 101s. Dangerous. One of my dreams is to become a one color person.

A one color. Wear one color. Everything's purple. Oh, I thought you meant your body.

No, it's Jody. Cuz that's a myriads of whites. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got like whites on your face.

I am a full Oh, I have every color of a couple pinks. Pink white, brown, white.

It's like white. All of this. This is just called Yeah. Just called president [ __ ] white

is this color. Yeah. Yeah. I'd call that this this color where my hair dyes. That's president.

Yeah. That's very Madison. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. That Oh, yeah. That

that piece of real estate. Yeah. That's your van beer striped. Yeah. That's where the vein That's when you know when the vein goes all the way up was when I've lost everything.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The the brester a Arthur. That's a different types of white. Different types of white.

Really? I knew there were different kinds. Yeah. I love they're all crackly and horrible.

Yes. Yeah. I guess I'm fairly moisturized. Guess I'd be the ashen white. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yep. Brit Andrews. Yes, that is a worm farm that Eddie is describing. Worm farm.

But it's going to look like a house. Sure. Yeah. So, wouldn't that just be a house with a dirt floor?

No, it'd be like a little I want to make like it's got like a nice house and you fill it with dirt and you just throw all the worms in there. You're [ __ ] hit it with some water.

Again, it's your adaptation. You're the one who's gone mad. It doesn't really matter. You know what I mean? You have nothing left.

I don't go to your [ __ ] place and tell you what you make. Don't tell me what I'm making.

You're a loner now and you've lost everything. This is what you do. And that sounds great.

It's a house for worms. Usul Fedin says that I've never noticed that Henry has the same hairline as Joe Biden. And I don't even know what that means cuz he's a Guess.

Yeah. Yeah. Actually, you do. You do. You do have the same hairline as Joe Biden. Yeah. Say corn pop.

Just like Joe Biden. Let's hear Jack. Listen here, fella. Listen here, Jack. Yeah.

Hey there, Cornpuff. Yeah. Call me and say listen a couple times. Hey, listen here, Jack.

Yeah. Do some push-ups. Listen here. Hey. Hey. I got thin ankles. Smell Ed's hair. [snorts]

You want some? He's got more than he's ever had in I'm doing the Biden mouth grab.

I miss him. It's real nice. Yeah. When did he die? LIKE LAST WEEK. THAT FUNERAL is going to be hilarious.

Well, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHERE THEY HIDING, BIDEN? WHERE YOU WHERE YOU HIDING THERE, BUD? COME ON, LET'S JIG THEM UP. LET'S GET THEM.

You're talking about things that people do later on in life. And sometimes actors do terrible things.

Oh, those when actors don't have scripts anymore. Unmed. Yeah. an actor that has already had very little personality to deal with and then later on now they're then they're just

they can't handle it. What do they become? Then they do weird stuff. They become nothing. Like what do we know about Jack Nicholson? All we hear all I've heard about Jack Nicholson throughout the years is that he's just sitting in his mansion getting [ __ ] from 19-year-old sex workers who just come in on a loop all the time. They say he's very nice. Do you have a video?

They have very No. No. It's too bad. No, I don't. But the blind items say that's what he does with the end of his life.

And now it's mostly he hires them just to hang out. Yeah, they because there's nothing to do.

He went out with the Sun couple like last month. Yeah. Mhm. He still goes he'll go to a a very controlled Lakers game every once in a while.

Well, or he actually he's been doing uh they're more of the Rakers for the Raikies.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, now I understand. Stay hot, get loose. We're not here to talk about Jack Nicholson. And we're talk here to talk about another actor

who did something wonderful. See, I also feel like but Jack Nicholson, he also had, which I think is true, he had the balls to retire.

Like I know that there's a I know that that sounds ridiculous, but he had the the he had the wherewithal to be like, I'm a legend. I don't need to embarrass myself.

I'm just going to go into the darkness. Well, yeah. It's amazing. He didn't He is in the darkness cuz he's got like he can't remember anything. Tony Soprano. Sentient [ __ ] says, "My grandma blew Jack Nicholson once and she said he peed.

Maybe it's just thinned cum." Yeah, maybe his [ __ ] was just thin and yellow. Maybe it was thin and yellow.

Tater McNug says, "I have spit on me." Let me see. I can't see it. I have to see it on the monitor.

Oh, you have a shiny chin. Yeah, I'd have to see it on the monitor. Yeah. Yep. There it is.

Yeah, it's a lot of spit. Yeah. How long's that been there? I mean, years. It takes a while for it to dry.

There he is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the dream right there. Yeah. I want to be him, dude. I love it. He used to be the hottest man in the world,

dude. He's still He's fine. Jack Nicholson is golden. Yeah. Well, I just brought him up as an example. He's That's not who the video is about.

But I'm excited to talk about him. Yeah, I know you are. He's a fun guy. But I think you'd also be excited to talk about this guy who's in the video who after being a legend of the screen here in America went to England and filmed his own cooking TV show called Cooking Pricewise.

Cooking Pricewise. Let's see. This, my friends, is the moment of terror. He is he was truly a gentleman.

He used to host some of the most legendary parties in Hollywood history. Yeah. He was a wonderful man.

He brought uh art to Los Angeles. He was the one who brought modern art to Los Angeles. He was like him personally.

He did a lot for gay rights. Oh yeah. He did a lot for like Vincent Bryce was he can do no wrong. That's incredible. Do you remember when Christopher Walkin had that stupid little he did a little bit of a cooking show?

No. He did like three YouTube videos. Okay. Where he tried to show his cooking, but he was so wildly boring.

Yeah. And the food looked so plain and bad that it stopped. Like it's stuff like he took a chicken and he's like roast the pears with the salt and pepper. And he literally just put pears on a pan and a pl and then he's just like throw that in the oven and it's the one of the worst things in the world. He's in like an old K like dark kitchen.

You know who's got a great YouTube cooking show? Big Freda. Who's Big Freda? You don't know Big Freda? No.

Oh, one of the greatest bounce acts in the world. Oh yeah, she's wonderful. New Orleans bounce music. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, dude. You I can't believe you don't know Big Fa. The song Bigfoot's Unbelievable. You know Big Freda?

Sure. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? CRAZY. I I'VE never heard of Big Fa. I HAVE NO IDEA. NO IDEA who Big Freda is. James Little.

I know Southwest. All this ass. She was featured on a Kesha song. That doesn't help. Gurnie.

None of us know what Kesha is. I know what Kesha is. In a bar once. Yes. And at Lady Jay's.

I know her more as a person I used to see around as Brooklyn. is yelling at both of you. GOOD. YEAH. WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?

YEAH. LEARN ABOUT BIG FREDA, THE GREATEST ARTIST OF OUR GENERATION. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW EVERY SINGLE THING?

HOURS OF EPSTEIN FOOTAGE. HOURS OF EPSTEIN FOOTAGE I'M WATCHING. NICK FREED IS NOT ON A LIST.

I can't know every musician in existence. It doesn't work that way. I can't know every murder that's ever happened. I can't know that. I can't know every album that's ever been released. I can't know that.

You're trying. I mean, I'm making an effort. All right. Well, we're all going to later on today, we're going to all listen. I'm going to send you Bigfoot. Okay.

I literally have Big Freda on our like opening playlist before our side story shows.

Don't know. Jacknunk. My mother knew a cook that he worked with to make his cookbooks and she goes into a rage when I bring them up. Is she talking about Christopher Walkin?

Oh, I think it was a Ben. I think it was a Ben. Oh. It's never done. Well, I mean, speaking of effort, you know, we're putting effort into things. I'm putting a lot of effort into meditation lately. He has been. I'm getting really I'm doing it twice a day. I do it for 10 minutes in the morning and 20 minutes every night. I've been doing it for a month straight every single day.

That's what I've been telling people. It's the ultimate challenge. 30 days of meditation really does. It changes a lot of stuff. Look how even keeled I am.

Over break. I went and meditated in A SALT CAVE. OH, YEAH. And I You know what? I didn't really meditate. I just enjoyed the cave.

Good. That's all it is. But that's the thing. you did it then if you just enjoyed the cave. If you would have sat there and thought and

but every other thing and thought like what do I do after the cave, you know? Oh man, that thing like oh my my butt smells right now. Oh

no, I didn't do any of that time. I was like there's a [ __ ] ton of salt. That's great.

Well, he's a simpler man. Ed is a simpler man. I think I'm always meditating. Yeah,

I think that's the thing. You really are. You're one of the most mindful people I know and you just do it.

But this is me. I meditate almost every day and this is what happens. I'm still like this.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm I'm doing great. Um but sometimes you need something when you're meditating

to ponder. Oh yeah. You know, so just everyone thought form not every time, you know, of course you're really like you're trying to get mindfulness, but if you're really wanting to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Someone's asking a really interesting question now. Uh Margaret asks, "How do you get over wanting to scratch your face on during the first minute of meditation?"

You don't. You don't scratch your face. You just think scratch and then you move on because that's one of the big challenges. That's the first challenge you have to get past is getting past the scratches. Past the fidgets.

Past beat yourself down. You beat it down. Yeah. Because you know why that scratch ain't going to kill you. It's going to be annoying. It's not going to kill you. Also,

you know what'll kill you though? You know what kill you, Henry? And stress. Mhm. That's right.

And it's Marggo, not Margot. You know, you never know. Well, I'm going to give y'all something to meditate on. It's There's going to be a statement and then there's going to be some meditation music afterwards to ponder that thought.

Okay. Really put that stick there. So, I think I could bend over and they put you up in my ass.

Yeah. It's definitely happened to her before. Somebody put that stick there because I'm going to bend over and somebody's going to put jelly buttons in my ass.

Yeah. I mean, last time I got jelly beans in my ass, I was picking up a stick. Put the stick there because I'm going to bend over and put jelly beans in my ass.

I'm gonna put that stick there because I'm going to bend over. Stick jelly beans up my ass.

So that I could bend over and they're going to stick jelly beans up my ass. What did you get? I just became one with Biden. I just was in Delaware. I like I popped a light and I went and I looked over and I saw I saw Jill spread eagle.

Yeah. Yeah. God damn it all over feathers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How's the wax job on you?

Shotty. Someone need a Someone's going to need to get a magnifying glass. Yeah. I'm really sorry I asked. She was waxed with a Yankee candle.

What is this? Clean laundry. Yeah, it's why we call her Christmas cookies. Jill Biden's still out there.

Come. Let's just see some talent. It's been cleaned up to slide down, so don't let the chrome fool you. This is an antique Ford Model T truck axle.

Okay, he's going to swallow it. Yeah, that's a [ __ ] throat. That's a Dude, buy him some [ __ ] liquor.

That is Hell yeah, man. Wow. Wow. He's going to take down the Model D. You know what I'm saying?

Wow. All right. Why'd he do that? WHY HE DO THAT? He just likes doing it. He likes taking long cylindrical things that you wouldn't think to put down your throat and he likes to put them down his throat

after cleaning them extensively. That was so thick that he must suck penis. Well, he doesn't. No, he doesn't have to.

Swallow. He's a sword swallower. Just because you eat hot dogs, does that mean you suck penis?

I don't suck them in and out and suck them in and out until they come in my mouth. You could

I'm just saying the thing is what I don't understand is that if it goes that thick cuz normally they're very thin.

Well, swords are wide. Yeah, THIN. BUT THEY'RE WIDE. That thing is like th That thing's like Lexington steel.

As wide as a sword. No. And I would say it was about like that. Yeah. Smaller than the average penis.

I just don't even know if I could like honestly like Well, you got to tilt your head back. I just don't have a big enough mat hole to like do that. If I had that sliding into me.

Mhm. That's not going anywhere. What I want to know is how many people died trying to figure out if they could nail nail nails into their face.

Seven. Oh yeah, dude. How many times like when they used to do the ding ding ding ding ding ding ding when they [ __ ] that [ __ ] up.

Yeah. Like a guy who fails sword swallowing class. Yeah. I mean that's got to be How many people died that way?

Fair amount. Fair amount. But that's we're never going to know because if you got to that point and if you were not that I guess if you were not that confident in sword swallowing.

Yeah. Wouldn't you stop early? No. I think you're just going to be the type of person who dies without record.

Yeah, man. I'm not going to know. Yeah. And there's going to be no Yeah. This is worse if you had allergies, you know? Yeah. Try to swallow a snore, then you sneeze.

Yeah. I honestly that no sword swallowing in spring. That scares me. You scared.

That's scary. That's like why would you do that to yourself? The source wall. Yeah, I got time.

But plenty of people do it. I know. I know they do. Yeah. You find it scary? Yes.

Mhm. Like you find it like truly frightening. Like it's something that frightens you.

I don't swallowing like that people do it. You don't. What about makes you uncomfortable?

It does. But I like watching it. Sure. You don't like watching it? I'm neutral.

That made you uncomfortable. I'm just more neutral on it. You're neutral. Do you like the sideshow?

I'm fine with it if it's fun. What about like people who like the guy who's like eat uh light bulbs and

I I I like I'm fine with it. Yeah. What about the guy who ate um who like eats goldfish and then vomits them up and and

they're still alive? They're still alive. I mean, again, it's it's fine. Uhhuh.

But it does seem to make me uncomfortable. Goldfish are strong. Yeah. Yeah. Someone says, "Henry, you couldn't suck on a nipple. You're not getting a dick in there." That's correct.

Yeah, that is true. I wish I I wish. That is true. Yeah, I would. God, it would be so sad.

What if you tried sucking on a dick or a nipple? Like if a man really was trying to rake me, like if he wanted to mouth rake me and he wanted to do something like that and he would just be so upset with what he got.

Mhm. Yeah. Oh, okay. Here we go. Yeah. The upper esophageal sphincter opens. Make way for the lower esophageal sphincter with a sword.

I didn't realize that my mouth was also a sphincter. It is. Yeah. No, there's a there's a sphincter at the top and a sphincter at the bottom. There's sphincter on both.

Oh, and that's what closes it off. Yeah, that's what closes it off. Otherwise, it'd be just flowing through all the time.

Tingleberry dill, this has been bothering me. I know you guys gave away the [ __ ] and the strokers, but who kept the mouth? Us.

Yeah, we got the mouth. We have the mouth. We put an eyeball on. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. So, it's You can see in the background. Did we end up sending those? I mean, we're on Christmas break.

The guys never Apparently the Widowers weren't super excited about getting in contact. They may not

They may not want it now. They're upset. They may They may be upset. They They just never got back to us.

Widowers are mysterious. Going to have to do another round then. Yeah, they are. They are mysterious folk.

Anyone who wants the fussy, you let us know. I guess I We'll give them widowers a month to reach out.

Yeah. Let them give them a sketch. If I was You got no wives to to take care of them anymore.

Yeah. If I was a widowerower, I probably wouldn't be checking my emails that often. Never.

Okay. How's about this? If the widowers don't get back to us within a month, we move on to people who have lost their children.

Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Move on to Yeah. Your kids dead. I love that. I hear your kids dead. Here's a foot [ __ ]

Yeah. Yeah. Only fathers though. Only fathers. Only fathers who have lost their uh children.

Children. Yeah. I love that. And not like you can't find them where they took them from you.

Yeah. Mothers get uh model TS. Or a talent show. Or a talent show. We could also hold a talent show.

A live talent show. A live talent show WITH WIDOWERS. TALENT SHOW. ALL RIGHT. TALENT

NETWORKWIDE TALENT SHOW. THAT sound nice. All right. Talent show. I'll do something with my feet.

Wow. Yeah. You got to light that match again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can do amazing things with my feet. Crazy [ __ ]

My old roommate could light a 4ft bong with his feet. That was the coolest [ __ ] That is really cool.

Oh yeah. Emma, how's he doing? Oh, you know, he runs A STEAKHOUSE. OH, YAY. He's doing great.

[ __ ] yeah. Yeah. Berieved Father Day. Yeah. Oh, when's that? Soon. Every day.

Every day. Every day. The fathers are bererieved. Um, let's uh hop back and read it.

Make it out of the I believe in I believe in in dreams. And Skip him. I just skip him. I believe in you.

Chat wants an orphan talent show. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get orphans with talent?

Yeah. Most of them don't have parents usually usher in the talent. Cultivate. Yeah. They cultivate the talent. Orphans. They got no time to get any kind of skills.

No. Cuz they're just talking to nuns all [ __ ] day. Getting trained up by like guys like into the movie Sleepers.

Mhm. Next video. [clears throat] I would describe my dating history as checkered.

I've been married twice, but I always say two marriages can happen to anybody. So, my name is Joyce Carile. Oh, I hate being single. I hate it. I'm so lonely. A lot of these men that you get set up with are

um bald and I don't like that. You should date me because I am the most fun you will ever have with a legal secretary. I love to talk about horoscopes even though I don't really know anything about them other than my own. Always want my next relationship to be forever. And I really mean that because I cannot get divorced a third time. I will not get divorced a third time. I love Mexican food, especially inad. I love Jamaican men. They love their mothers. They're always very close with their family. They are not afraid to get in the kitchen and make a warm cozy meal.

and they love to dance. Well, I think the key to a good relationship is picking somebody who likes you. My favorite way to unwind, you know, I love to draw a bath by some roses and [clears throat] and pick off the petals and I'll pretend that a man has done that for me. And I'll imagine that there's a man in there who's just outside the door saying, "Joyce, you better not get prun. I'm waiting. I guarantee someone drowned her in a tub. Oh, I think she's sweet. She's sweet. SHE HATES BALD PEOPLE.

YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? OKAY. MISERLY. She doesn't like them. Yeah. They're mean.

She doesn't like it. You know, bitter little bald men are some of the worst people on the face of the planet.

I mean, if you remember the last VHS video, VHS dating video that I showed was the difficult bald man. He was very difficult. Bald difficult men are not all bald men are difficult but not all not all bald men are difficult all bald men

but a lot of depth many bald men are difficult I see Eric see there's nothing wrong look Eric's fully cq ball bald yeah

right but he that's a a lot of a choice well cuz he looks really good is it a choice [clears throat]

actually I want to announce to everyone today I have alipcia really IS THAT TRUE.

NO. NO. HE'S GOT FACIAL HAIR. That Yeah, he's got facial hair. I've seen his That would have been fun to rip off.

If a lady has alipcia, is it called Galipia? Cute. I'm pretty certain that that there is a book called that.

Very cute. Do they lose their pubic hair as well? Not always. Yes. Yes. If you have if you have alipcia, you have no hair

at all. You can get some. You still have some hair. You do? Yes. Oh, it's on the person.

No hair. SOME OF THEM GOT EYEBROWS. SOME OF THEM GET A LITTLE STUBBLE. YOU KNOW, it just depend. Is that alipia?

Some people get slight alopecia just in like one area. Interesting. Yes. I had no idea.

That didn't sound right. Look at this guy. Universalis. He looks great. That's everywhere.

Yeah, that's the Okay. Ah, there's I I What's the opposite? Because that's what I

Jada Pinkinet. What is the opposite? That's a the dog boy syndrome because you know what I'm getting straight up.

It's been a while. Their front and back are coming together. Oh wow. Like hair is going between two. It's like now I have hair completely all over the backs of my arms.

There is a there is a name for it. I think it's called like hersia or something. I think the the word is in it.

Cuz I am I am just getting thicker. My chest hair is getting thicker. My back hair is getting longer.

Weird. We'll just have to rub you with an air. I don't want to. It smells bad. It get You get a rash.

Does smell weird. Mhm. I don't want to be hairless. Um Eric, I think we got about 9 minutes left here. Something like that. I think.

Oh jeez. Well, actually, let's let's just see this next one. Let's just move Let's just keep moving on.

This is a radioactive alien shrimp. If you EAT IT, I GUARANTEE YOU'LL GROW AN EXTRA HEART. ALIEN. Alien shrimp. Shrimp. Shrimp. Shrimp. Shrimp. Shrimp.

Uh, I believe in radioactive alien shrimp. Arch. Okay. That's cool. That was really cool. I love that guy.

That's That's beautiful. It really was. I just thought everyone would enjoy it. I feel like that's something you'd see at Momma.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Radioactive alien crimp. According to Hog My Warts 6669. When I left my baby daddy, my dad had to beat him up and it stressed him out so bad he got temporary alopecia. Lost all his hair and eyebrows. His beard turned white. And after two years, it just went back to normal. Don't stress your dad's out. Oh, they get old JD Pinket on you.

That's that guy. That's a guy that's court Gordal. I love You know, again, we're It's still there. my mandate. I'm telling you, I'm coming in with a more positive more things. I'm We are gonna show you AI is not gonna beat us here.

No, it's really not. We're not gonna There's plenty out there. It's really not. And you know what these uh I got a couple of videos. I think I'm going to save these maybe for a little bit. Uh if if we could just go straight to the presents the pres the presentation.

Oh, that was cool. The the cargo going back. I mean, that's Eric. Eric's very talented.

Yeah, Eric's doing a great job. Is this all going to be like the reverse vomiting like three times in a row?

I assume. Yeah, I assume. Yeah, it's a lot. I requested that do this. Why is it worse?

It's hard. It's got He's got the Zmpic. It makes it hurt. It hurts his belly. It hurts Eddie's belly. You're killing Eddie. You're killing him. You don't want to do yourself to do this to him. I literally am supposed to have dinner in a little bit. I didn't eat tonight.

I lie. [gasps] I like that. This is the only thing that really get chat's upset.

Yes, of course they're upset. They're normal [ __ ] people. This is not bad. What do you mean it's not bad? It's a man sucking corn vomit into his mouth.

It was actually mac and cheese. I got a bunch of live deaf I could show, you know.

Well, okay. This next one, it's not vomit. It's just eating, but it's dark. I mean, never does.

I don't like this one. This is scary. World of We got to keep you busier, Marcus.

I No, he's very busy. I know he's busy, but he's still fun. And this is fun. I think this was was just reversed.

It was just reversed. Yeah, Marcus made this reverse. I just reverse. It's mashed potatoes. It's

Oh, I thought it was hogenas. It's mashed potatoes. Microwavable mashed potatoes here. Is this

just see there's something? This is like a This is We're in like a weird weird. You see this is so much This one's way weirder than the other one.

I got to watch more of these like this. I feel like I'm going back in time. You were.

Yeah. You know, I kind of like watching more stuff like this. I feel like you get like a weird truth when you reverse things, you know,

like there's something else in there. Like there's a more human version of ourselves.

Yeah. She's probably I think she's on a drug of some type. I imagine that's a lady.

Yep. Yeah. I assume that's a woman. It's a good dude. That's all. No, it was it's a woman. Her name's Amber. Yeah.

Uh that's a Oh, Amber. Bob, remember the guy God has entered into my body? Yeah. That's his girlfriend.

Oh. Um, that is James. The man who says, "The god walked into my body." entered into his body. The one who's the one who's not allowed into FedEx anymore.

She has a girlfriend. He has he has a girlfriend. He has a girlfriend. That's his girlfriend.

Yes. Well, as near as I can tell, I think I've have been following I like his account. the two of them. Uh, she appears quite a bit. I'm not sure if it's his girlfriend. It's a very strange relationship.

I'm not trying to put labels on. I'm trying to rush stuff for him. It's quite dark.

Celebrities get all the mashed potato loving ladies. They really do. There's nothing. Oh, Hugh Jackman, his old wife, loved mashed potatoes.

That's why he cut her loose. Really? I thought it was cuz he was gay. No, you know, no. He found a new one. He found a new fake woman to be with. M

I'll tell you what though, that movie is great. Which song Blue? Oh, I haven't seen it.

It's surprisingly great. Everyone should see that movie. Are they about Are they singing songs in color?

Yeah, Blue. It's the Neil Diamond uh crunching crunchy granola. Sweet. All I've seen is Nermberg. That's the only movie I've seen this year.

Was so bad. I loved it. You loved Nerburgg. I hated Nermberg so much. It was awesome.

The scene when Rammy Mollik turns and goes the Herman Goring so angry. We watch it on Christmas day.

The Herman Goring. We saw like we uh we saw it as a part of like the Christmas celebration.

Of course you have to. That's it is that's what it's for. It's good because then I got to, you know, talk it gave us something to talk about for a while.

Yeah. People love about Nazis. Yeah. And then we choked my mom bring her back and she got really upset.

That's going to upset your mother. Mhm. Yeah. That's really going to upset your heart.

We told her it wasn't bad. Yeah. You told her it wasn't bad. Yeah. That was one of the most terrifying movies I've ever seen.

Yeah. We lied to her. Yeah. We wanted to watch it. Really did. You wonder why she doesn't like you?

No. She loves me very much. Well, speaking of things, she owes me quite a bit. That terrify you, Eddie.

Does it terrify me? Yeah. All right. This is time to bring back her. See how it really selling out or buying

I mean like is this a sellout move to eat to do this for a living or is this a true heroes He's selling out when he put on the Mickey Mouse ears.

Well, he had to hide the he has to hide the he has them on and he still has to flip them because he has to hide the copyright.

He does do it in his car a lot, which tells me that he is hiding it from someone, probably his family.

I could definitely hear a wife say something like, "This isn't happening in our house anymore."

Yeah. No way. He has a wife, buddy. You'd be surprised. I I I You would be surprised that guy defin I honestly feel like he has more of a wife than more people.

Yeah, he's Oh, Bri Slaughter said, "I made banana pudding today and now I don't want it."

That's [ __ ] up, Marcus. No, it's good. Banana pudding's [ __ ] wonderful. You're taking it from our fans.

This is what pudding from our This is This is literally what Edington did. Is this Is this banana pudding?

No, it's nachos. No, it's nachos. I hope guys fine though. Just know over at Social Fox that uh

this is what you deserve. Uh you're a harbor for criminals. Uh as attested to the uh we did a poll earlier.

So this is what you like. So, I hope that you guys are having some Bavarian pretzels and some French onion soup, and I hope you guys are really enjoying some Korean wings. And

like, he's just such a [ __ ] He's just no art. I just feel like he could I just can't respond. So, sorry. He could do more.

What do you mean he could do more? Like he's giving you everything. This man, this is all he's got. You saying that he's like Shakira?

Yeah. He's leaving it all in the bowl, dude. God. Yeah, he's a bad guy. He's a bad person. Probably

should [ __ ] execute his ass. I think he's doing it in himself, Eddie. Not fast enough.

No, I don't like him. But if you met him, you might like him. No, there's no chance I would even come anywhere near him. He probably [ __ ] smells horrible.

I don't know. You're both Disney adults. You're not Disney adults. Just cuz he bought a hat doesn't make him a Disney adult.

Look, he's he lives in Santa Clara. Santa Clara? Whoa. He's right around the corner.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, he owns a catering restaurant. Shut it down. Shut the [ __ ] What is that? Everyone is really a caterer.

Sublime Flavor Catering. 14 years in San Jose from 2012. San Jose. Yeah, but that was 12. That's from 13 years ago.

We should hire him to cater to the next fun house. That's hilarious. I won't none if you want me to show up.

I did hear I did see on one of the um uh comments there was I don't think we should bring him in.

What? Marcus, you don't think that reverse Joey is not a cool guy? Like you don't think that that guy is not going to be a respectable me person here in this office?

First of all, the the reverse is some some other person's doing. He doesn't do that himself. He just eats.

So just Joey. So you mean tell me Joey's going to be a problem? Joey's world tour. Yeah. Joey Joey could be could be a Let's just skip it.

I refuse to believe that. He looks like a true anybody who does that for a living. We

problem. We could just get Porto again. I like Porto. It's too good. It's too good for everyone.

Yeah. Well, now I don't even want to talk to anybody anymore. [groaning] Joey's going to have to come in there and convince you otherwise.

Have a good dinner. He looks like he's from Santa Clia. There we go. That's good.

There he is. He's back. It's a joke. It's a [ __ ] tiny two-word joke. See you next week. Everywhere. Everywhere. Everywhere it seems OVER THERE. I SEE EVERYWHERE. HANDS EVERYWHERE. ASSA pretty good. I like the song,

but it's a man. It's a man. Is it supposed to be a woman singing? I can punch it. Everywhere everywhere. Everywhere.

Questions about this episode

Who speaks in "Marcus Parks Presents: REVERSE /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 6th, 2026"?

Marcus Parks (Host), Ed Larson (Host), Henry Zebrowski (Host).

What is "Marcus Parks Presents: REVERSE /// Last Stream on The Left /// January 6th, 2026" about?

In a satirical exploration of a dystopian future, the hosts delve into themes of societal decay and absurdity, combining humor with darker topics such as cannibalism and controversial figures. As they interact with each other, they highlight the bizarre nature of 2026, reflecting on the chaotic implications of modern life and the extremes of human behavior.

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5 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Fresh Wind, Fresh Fire, Marianne Williamson, Joyce Carile, Santa Clara, Sublime Flavor Catering. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

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The episode runs 1 h 1 min; the transcript is about 11,422 words in 401 timestamped sections.

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