Side Stories: The Bone Collector

What this episode is about

The content explores the phenomenon of the "BBL smell" associated with Brazilian butt lift surgeries, discussing the potential infections that can occur when improperly sourced fat is injected, causing unpleasant odors. It humorously considers the role of a fictional "Burbank butt sniffer" tasked with assessing the smell for those affected.

Key takeaways

• Escape is an illusion: even on the internet, the scent of reality lingers.
• BBL’s ‘new smell’ trend: proof that beauty may literally stink.
• Cancer awareness or marketable fear? Ham sales could soar with a Surgeon General warning.
• Ham and cancer: when indulgence meets mortality, all bets are off.
• Who knew butt procedures would sniff out both humor and hygiene issues?

Who speaks in this episode?

• Henry Zerowski (Host) · 40 min speaking
• Ed Larson (Host) · 27 min speaking

What is discussed, and when

1. 0:00 – 10:00: Cancer, Chariot of the Gods, 12th Planet, The 12th Planet
2. 10:00 – 20:00: Grave Robbing, Eric von Daniken, Difficult Men, Woo Woo Alien
3. 20:00 – 30:00: Paul Allen Perez, Ed Larson, Deadshit Daddy, Yolo County
4. 30:00 – 40:00: Ed Larson, Henry Zerowski, Yolanda Perez, Yolo County
5. 40:00 – 50:00: Donald Trump, William Sasha Riley
6. 1:00:00 – 1:07:26: Grave Robbing, Bob Weir

Notable quotes from "Side Stories: The Bone Collector"

• They're getting infections and the infection smells, they get this thing called gang. It's a BBL smell, right? they call it, that's the cute name for it. And yes, you're.

  about BBL smell · at 0:52

• Cuz you got to cure it. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zerowski and I'm sitting here with the cancer riddled Ed Larson. You [ __ ] coming to me acting like I care if I get cancer or not.

  about Ed Larson · at 3:11

• Yeah. They put it in the same group as tobacco, asbestos, and arsenic.

  about Cancer · at 4:31

• Oh, okay. He about the u concept of published in 1968. the idea that Mayans and the Aztecs were given tools by aliens in order to build their many wonderful things.

  about Eric von Daniken · at 7:40

• I think that yeah, I don't care about people stealing bones. I don't care about my own body after I die. personally, I've already donated my brain for [ __ ] sake. but the I.

  about Grave Robbing · at 18:24

• Of, paperwork, red tape. If you really wanted to be the guy because I do find it interesting that his Instagram page, Deadshit Daddy, which is crazy, it's just up. He made How is Instagram not taking this down if.

  about Deadshit Daddy · at 21:02

• He's from Yolo County of all the [ __ ] places.

  about Yolo County · at 28:45

• Right. They then led the detectives to uncover four more dead siblings born between 1992 and 2001. All children born to the same mother, Yolanda Perez. Okay.

  about Yolanda Perez · at 31:00

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

• Ed Larson — Person · Host / co-host · 3 mentions · first at 3:17
  Co-leads the episode; participates heavily in riffs and moral debate (grave robbing), and introduces/reads parts of stories and product details.
• Henry Zerowski — Person · Host / co-host · 2 mentions · first at 3:11
  Introduces the show and drives multiple segments: BBL smell, ham/cancer riff, ancient aliens discussion, Epstein update, and dog sex-toy story.
  HAS the cure cuz you got to cure it. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zerowski and I'm sitting here with the cancer riddled Ed Larson. You [ __ ] coming to me.
• Eric von Daniken — Person · Referenced author; core to ancient-aliens segment · 2 mentions · first at 7:42
  Discussed as influential 'ancient aliens' popularizer; hosts describe his ideas, legacy, racism allegations, and his failed alien-themed park.
• Zachariah Sitchin — Person · Referenced author in ancient-aliens lineage · 1 mention · first at 8:21
  Presented as a later figure building on von Däniken-style literal readings of myths; credited with The 12th Planet and Nibiru claims.
  Irvine of the alien community and sucked money off the top. He has had great friends for a long time. Zachariah Sitch had wrote the 12th planet in 1976.
• Yolanda Perez — Person · Victim/witness figure in Paul Perez case · 1 mention · first at 31:08
  Identified as the mother of the infants; described as enduring abuse and receiving a 10-year sentence, prompting debate about culpability/coercion.
• Georgio Tsoukalos — Person · Referenced TV personality/meme figure · 1 mention · first at 8:05
  Mentioned as the 'crazy hair' meme figure; dismissed as not having written books and framed as a money-making face of the alien community.
  That's Georgio Suculus. He's never written goddamn anything. Okay. He's just [ __ ] somehow just the Travis Irvine of the alien community and sucked money off the top. He has had.
• Bob Weir — Person · Referenced musician in closing banter · 2 mentions · first at 6:50
  Used as a contrast to 'difficult men' and as a punchline about what 'MAGA' or 'difficult uncles' might like.
  Oh, really? No love for Bob Weir.
• Champ — Person · Personal anecdote subject (dog) · 1 mention · first at 5:59
  Mentioned as a dog that might be 'smelling tumors,' used in the ham/cancer riff and later dog-related talk.
  I don't know though. It's more of a I have noticed that Champ has been paying special attention to you. And I don't know whether or not that means cuz you know some dogs can smell tumors. Oh well, you know what it was? I had a cut.
• Donald Trump — Person · 5 mentions · first at 40:32
  Sorry everybody, Jeffrey Epstein. But if you look at the tone Jeffrey Epstein takes when he talks about Donald Trump, it is interesting in the fact that it is frightened. He's not jealous. He's not like it's not a caddy emotion.
• Paul Allen Perez — Person · 2 mentions · first at 28:17
  Never went to any jail or got any repercussions for the kids getting killed because I'm looking at Paul Allen Perez. All right, this is like something that they found out this…
• Jonathan Gerlac — Person · 1 mention · first at 14:06
  Our in our wheelhouse, but we might have some alternative kind of opinions here about this. So, Jonathan Gerlac, 35 years old from Yeden, Pennsylvania. He was a Lancaster County man.
• William Sasha Riley — Person · 1 mention · first at 42:18
  Was a subtitled outlaws of chivalry and is an interview with a man by the name of William Sasha Riley that was a decorated Iraq war veteran. he says that he was a part of a he…

Books & papers

• Chariot of the Gods — Book · Anchor text for ancient-aliens segment · 3 mentions · first at 7:34
  Cited as von Däniken's influential work proposing aliens aided ancient civilizations; used to trace the lineage to later media like Ancient Aliens.
  Oh, okay. He about the u concept of published in 1968. the idea that Mayans and the Aztecs were given tools by aliens in order to build their many wonderful things.
• The 12th Planet — Book · Second anchor text for ancient-aliens segment · 2 mentions · first at 8:21
  Presented as Sitchin's work about Nibiru and literalist myth readings; contrasted with von Däniken and tied to Ancient Aliens discourse.
  Irvine of the alien community and sucked money off the top. He has had great friends for a long time. Zachariah Sitch had wrote the 12th planet in 1976.
• 12th Planet — Book · 3 mentions · first at 8:04
  Same lines I want to say Zachariah Sitchens the ninth planet or was it the 10 12th planet?

Companies & orgs

• Deadshit Daddy — Company · Referenced Instagram brand/page for bone art · 1 mention · first at 21:07
  Named as the grave robber's Instagram page where bone-based art was posted; used to question platform moderation and discuss legality/morality.

Products & tech

• AI — Product · Throwaway joke reference · 1 mention · first at 0:38
  Mentioned briefly as a punchline ('where AI goes to PU') during the BBL smell segment.
• Yeti — Product · Product reference in cooler/baby story riff · 1 mention · first at 30:15
  Mentioned jokingly as a cooler too tough for an arrow; becomes a brief 'plug' moment.
  I was thinking... he didn't put him in a yeti.

Concepts & topics

• Grave Robbing — Concept · Major true-crime/morality debate topic · 3 mentions · first at 15:56
  Central story about a Pennsylvania man stealing remains; hosts debate harm, property, religion, bail, and ethics (especially regarding children).
• Cancer — Concept · Opening comedic health topic (ham causes cancer) · 6 mentions · first at 2:57
  Used for riffing about ham, risk, and carcinogens; framed humorously as something people invite in.
• BBL smell — Concept · Opening gross-out topic · 2 mentions · first at 0:43
  A long comedic segment about infections/necrotic fat after improperly sourced BBL procedures; used to riff on 'butt sniffer' and plastic surgery risks.
• Woo Woo Alien — Concept · Label for alternative-history alien discourse · 1 mention · first at 10:42
  Used to categorize von Däniken as a major figure in 'woo woo' alternative history.
  You allowed us to believe and say for a very long time. People like him. He's obviously a very large looming figure in the world of woo alien. I guess you'd say alternative history.
• Difficult Men — Concept · Comedic category for 'uncle' idols · 1 mention · first at 13:16
  Used to frame Scott Adams/von Däniken as 'Mount Rushmore' for difficult uncles and to riff about finding new difficult figures.
  Personal Mount Rushmore of the Difficult Men for yourselves. And I hope that your uncles can find somebody else new difficult to attach themselves to somebody young like Nick…
• Amish — Concept · Cultural reference in grave-robbing story setup · 1 mention · first at 14:14
  Used to frame Lancaster County context and a joke about not wasting anything; not central beyond comedic color.
  Those of you who know Lancaster, you know the Amish never waste anything.
• Cannibalism — Concept · Intro bumper catchphrase · 1 mention · first at 0:09
  Appears only in the show's opening montage line ('That's when the cannibalism started').
  That's when the cannibalism started.
• Asbestos — Concept · Comparator carcinogen in ham/cancer riff · 1 mention · first at 4:31
  Used as part of the carcinogen list and for a joke about buying it at a weed store.
  Yeah. They put it in the same group as tobacco, asbestos, and arsenic.

Places & events

• Yolo County — Place · Case location for Paul Allen Perez story · 2 mentions · first at 28:45
  Identifies jurisdiction of the infanticide convictions; used for wordplay ('YOLO yolo county').
• Interlochen — Place · 1 mention

Media & podcasts

• Mars 2112 — Media · Referenced themed restaurant (nostalgia) · 1 mention · first at 12:43
  Used as an example of alien-themed entertainment they found fun, contrasted with what they want from alien events.
  I like the carnival aspect of things, but what's Mars 2112?

Full transcript with timestamps

0:01 There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left. Side stories.

0:09 That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Ed, what? New smell. New smell. It's on the [ __ ] internet. I've been reading about it. New smell alert. It's gross.

0:29 Oh, hold on. There's a new smell on the internet. I learned about it on the internet, but the smell takes place in real life.

0:38 This is where AI goes to PU. Thank you. I wish you could make me smell. Have you heard of the BBL smell?

0:45 The Brazilian buttlft smell? Have you heard this thing that's happening to women who get improperly sourced BBLs?

0:52 They're getting infections and the infection smells, they get this thing called gang. It's a BBL smell, right? they call it, that's the cute name for it. And yes, you're right, Eddie. It is the fat being injected from other parts of your body into your butt and it's dying off. Yes, that means it can leak. It can leak out and die off. And apparently, it's so common during BBL procedures that that's a part of the wait before you leave is that you have to go wash it all out.

1:20 Wait till it stinks until all the the liquid fat drips out of it. And then you also big issue with some of these big big dumpered beautiful ladies.

1:29 Yeah. Can't wipe dude small arms. Where's the [ __ ] Burbank butt sniffer when you need him,

1:35 dude? He's going to This is like THIS IS PERFECT. SIGN THIS [ __ ] UP. And then if he goes and let's say we have

1:40 HE'S WORKING AT THE PLASTIC SURGERY PLACE. THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE SMELLING FOR. If you have a BBL, right? Like let's just say you want the Burbank butt sniffer to see exactly what's going on. You don't want to offend your FAMILY MEMBERS. MOST WELL-TRAINED MAN in his field.

1:53 We put him down there. All he needs is and I would put some kind of fashion to this. One green flag, one red flag. But this is different.

2:02 No yellow flag. No. I like him. Like I don't know. Maybe we need to wait longer.

2:06 If there's any smell, green flag. Yeah. Okay. You see green flag? Green as in smell as in gross. G is in gross.

2:14 Oh, I thought green. Green as you can leave. You can go. No, I'm saying red as in you got to stay.

2:19 No, I'm saying other way. Green as gross. You're going to confuse everybody. No, but it's fun. It's a new thing to do. It's a new way to go. Red means ready TO HAVE SEX WITH.

2:27 READY TO READY FOR someone else to smell butt. Ready for strange man who does not have olactory sensitivity to smell butt.

2:35 You ready? Yeah, we ready. Exactly. Right. And I think that this again, where is that guy at? Because he's not in jail.

2:42 The BBL smell. Yeah, BB smell. Cute. Thank you. A cute thing. You know what I learned on the [ __ ] internet this week? WHAT?

2:52 AND I THINK THAT THIS IS A [ __ ] UP. EVERYONE said this to me. Y'all go screw. People are STARTING TO SAY THAT ham causes cancer.

3:02 No way. All right. And so you know what? I all that salt. ALL THAT BRIAN. I KNOW. I KNOW. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HAM HAS

3:09 the cure cuz you got to cure it. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zerowski and I'm sitting here with the cancer riddled Ed Larson. You [ __ ] coming to me acting like I care if I get cancer or not.

3:25 He doesn't give a [ __ ] You think I know? You think I eat ham because I'm like, you know what? No carb day.

3:31 Obviously, HAM IS BAD FOR YOU. HAM'S BAD. WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT? It's pork that could sit ON THE COUNTER.

3:37 IT'S THE FATTIEST PART OF THE PIG AND IT'S filled with nitrates in order to MAKE IT PINK.

3:42 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO look like that. No, we eat it anyway. Of course, it causes cancer. Cancer is ham's friend. DON'T [ __ ] BE AN [ __ ] about cancer. CANCER'S GOT A BAD RAP, TOO. I SAY EAT THE HAM. INVITE IN THE CANCER. ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

3:58 HEY, MAN. They got Scott Adams. Cancer can't be wrong all the time. Amen. Yeah.

4:03 Like, you can't always You never know. And see, Eddie, you just That's what you're saying. Cancer is also life. Mhm.

4:10 So, in many ways, when you say no to cancer, you're an [ __ ] You're saying no to the unfettered power that the god that God, thanks God, put into our DNA as little time bombs that are ready to explode. KISS SLOWLY OR VERY QUICKLY depending on where it explodes.

4:31 Yeah. They put it in the same group as tobacco, asbestos, and arsenic. [ __ ] can I get it at the bad asbestos? Let's get that at the weed store then, dude.

4:40 Tell me when it's sold sold at the [ __ ] weed store, dog. I'll roll up a [ __ ] big old slice of ham and smoke that [ __ ]

4:48 Oh my god. If I start buying ham at the tobacco store or like the smoke it's a real smoked.

4:55 I actually, you know what though? I would put pretty good money towards any form of legislature that says you have to be 18 plus to buy ham.

5:04 Yeah, I would love that. Think about that. I think that would be really cool. How fun would that be? Make an adult pleasure out of it.

5:11 You put a surgeon general warning on ham, sales go up. Tipper gore effect. You start telling me that this ham, this certain type of ham will definitely cause cancer.

5:20 Guess what? Cam selling out, dude. Maybe I want it. I DON'T KNOW. WE WANT CANCER. We want to stop.

5:27 Yeah, that's exactly. I got to SEE HOW STRONG I REALLY AM. IT'S GREAT. NOT ONLY DO we get to test our our our courage, we also get a new oneman show out of it if we live. That's right.

5:37 All right. That's only if you live. Only if you live. Only if you live. But you know, I mean, honestly, you're telling me ham causes cancer. You know what? It would have [ __ ] gotten me by now. I'm still here. I'm still [ __ ] looking at you, you pieces of [ __ ] You [ __ ] big ham cancer [ __ ] trying to tell me I CAN'T EAT HAM.

5:57 I don't know though. It's more of a I have noticed that Champ has been paying special attention to you. And I don't know whether or not that means cuz you know some dogs can smell tumors. Oh well, you know what it was? I had a cut on my leg and he started like smelling where the cut was the whole time. I'm like you were trying to suck my blood.

6:13 It's bad to do. You can get an infection. What do you mean? The dog licks my blood. Well, I have I have pants on so luckily it could he couldn't get right at it.

6:20 Luckily you bleeding. Not that. What do you mean? I What? You put pants on? I put pants on every day whether I'm bleeding or not. What are you talking about?

6:27 Good. Just like my wife. Now, this is a it's a period thing. It really is. She still got him.

6:35 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, guys, there's a lot going on in the news. First of all, we want to say a profound we we What a profound loss we have this week. We lost two heroes to the most difficult people in your lives. Scott Adams and Eric von Danin.

6:50 Oh, really? No love for Bob Weir. You don't care about the Grateful Dead. You know what it is about Bob Weir. I was being sarcastic about these men. I don't know who they are.

7:00 I was separating them. I don't know who they don't mean they don't mean nothing to me.

7:04 Well, Scott Adams who created Dilbert who's a racist and a piece of [ __ ] Dilbert [ __ ] finally died.

7:08 Yeah, now he's a corpse. It's great. Okay, great. But then the other one was Eric.

7:12 I hope they wrap him in newspaper. Oh, like he's fish and chips. He's not He's not from the UK. He's from the UK. You see, Eric Van Danakin is a man that is he I do find him he's special to me only because of he allowed me the permission to be difficult.

7:31 So he's an alien guy. Yes. He wrote a book. He's very famous for the book Chariot of the Gods which is about the idea that the mind

7:38 and her No, that's just what he drove. Oh, okay. He about the u concept of published in 1968. the idea that Mayans and the Aztecs were given tools by aliens in order to build their many wonderful things. That would also be repeated by people like you know kind of like along the same lines I want to say Zachariah Sitchens the ninth planet or was it the 10 12th planet?

8:05 Is this the guy who has the meme with the crazy hair? That's Georgio Suculus. He's never written goddamn anything. Okay. He's just [ __ ] somehow just the Travis Irvine of the alien community and sucked money off the top. He has had great friends for a long time. Zachariah Sitch had wrote the 12th planet in 1976. So this is actually after chariot of the gods and the 12th planet was all about Niburu and the idea that there was this phantom planet that would travel through our solar system basically after Earth separated into the moon and Mars after a big collision with another planet that planet then would had people on it a whole long convoluted thing. Basically, both of these quote unquote experts took mythological writings very literally.

8:57 Yeah. And they wrote about them very literally. And this is why we're at Ancient Aliens. Why it has a television show that's run for 15 seasons.

9:05 Do you think that the aliens built the pyramids? I think people built the pyramids.

9:09 Yes. Do you think that aliens were in charge of the people? I think if aliens were ever involved with people, I do mean this. This is my actual opinion. If aliens were ever involved with people, it was before we were ever building anything.

9:22 It was like Neanderthalss and [ __ ] Yes. Long long like before it all. Now, is this where the cave drawings of like UFOs come from and all that stuff?

9:30 Well, there's certain things where you have the idea of the uh Yes. They use drawings and hieroglyphs as a way to essentially create the idea that gods were aliens. So I don't I don't remember Chariot of the Gods as much but in the 12th planet what he did was essentially he saw these old giant things from Sumere like essentially viewed they look sort of like airplanes and so they he conjectured this idea that the people at the time were depicting their gods flying in these sort of like which is kind of funny they then they used the stereotypical version of a 1920s 1930s plane to do do that instead of like some unnameable wormhole machine, right? Like something. So he

10:17 it seems like, you know, like why would the ancient gods of Sumeare who developed all of humankind arrive here in 1960s rockets?

10:26 That's a good point. You know, why would they come in that they wouldn't arrive like it? We don't know. But that obviously that's but again Eric Vonanakin thanks for all the horrible things that you allowed us to believe and say for a very long time. People like him. He's obviously uh a very large looming figure in the world of woo woo alien. I I guess you'd say alternative history.

10:51 How do you think contact of the desert feels about him? They are very pro him. They're pro him.

10:56 Oh yes. Very much so. Well they like him because he's of the old school. He has he's sort of wrapped in this uh kind of a an official kind of professor like like he's viewed as a as an expert. He's always viewed as someone he he does he in his mind everything's backed up by historical record.

11:13 Okay. Oh, all right. Well, he's dead 90. Made it a long time, buddy. These [ __ ] [ __ ] live forever,

11:21 you know. But he wasn't even I don't even know. I got you know he's had he said some very racist things. Yes.

11:25 Um he did some very racist things. See, Danny Kenny was born in Switzerland 1935. He was a Catholic boy, of course. Absolutely. Um, he got really deep into his alleged Playboy style, lifestyle, after he got into the alien stuff. Another example of a guy that is just a boring ass dude got he got into aliens and got his [ __ ] some stank on his danglow man.

11:50 What's Jungfra Park? Mystery park. Oh, this he he built the the amusement park that failed. Yes, he did.

11:57 I heard about this. Yes, this was it was his interpretations of archaeological sites around the world. Uh and this idea that uh it was all created by extraterrestrial life. Man, so close. I feel like an alien amusement park should be awesome,

12:12 dude. Of course. It should be incredible. First of all, Gravitron's a great ride. Expand. Start there and build out. Just [ __ ] gab people dress as aliens and give me drugs. You know, that's one I I will say. I know they listen. So that is my one gripe of Contact in a Desert. There's not as much stupid cheesy [ __ ] as I would like.

12:32 We're going to do that's what we're pushing for. I want like a pop a balloon and win a giant alien doll.

12:37 We're We're pushing for, you know, I I you know, I I I'm sad that I like the carnival aspect of things, but

12:43 what's Mars 2112? Did you guys ever go there in Time Square? It was I remember that.

12:48 YEAH, I REMEMBER THIS PIECE of [ __ ] Hell yeah, man. But it was so cool. It was alien themed restaurant. Yeah, I never went because I think it was because at the time I was broke as [ __ ]

12:58 Yeah, I think I dragged my parents there and they were not fans. Did they Did you go to uh Jackal and Hides as well?

13:03 I think so. I went to Jack and Hides. We were a Jackal and Hides family. Very much so. Um All right. So, I'm sorry for all of the all of the uncles out there that you've lost two of your your own personal Mount Rushmore of the Difficult Men for yourselves. And I hope that your uncles can find somebody else new difficult to attach themselves to somebody young like Nick Fuentes or like somebody like what's a new good truly difficult person that somebody can follow.

13:31 Who's that [ __ ] who's going to all the rallies and saying a bunch of [ __ ] trying to get the protesters to beat him up?

13:37 Oh that little Nazi guy a little Nazi [ __ ] He'd be fun for them. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Sure.

13:41 It' be great for them. Great. All right. So let's get into some stories. Live from your grave.

13:48 Biggest story. side. Fattest I think is the Yeah, thickest. I'd say thickest. Now, people sent hundreds of people sent us this story. Obviously, it's very much our in our wheelhouse, but we might have some alternative kind of opinions here about this. So, Jonathan Gerlac, 35 years old from Yeden, Pennsylvania. He was a Lancaster Lancaster County man. Those of you who know Lancaster, you know the Amish never waste anything.

14:17 Yep. And that's what this guy did, too. Just like the the Native Americans. The Amish, they took that from the Native Americans. And the Amish, he must have been inspired or something because he looks Amish.

14:28 He does. He does. And he ran kind of actually if you take the tattoos and a nose ring out and you put a beard on him.

14:34 If you put a beard, if you put it on just a the chin strap beard on him. See, I was being an [ __ ] but now I kind of see it.

14:39 Yeah. He could abs He has the blood. He has the last name, Gerlock. And he's good at plowing and digging and stuff like that, obviously. He was arrested where he looks like he has broken into at least 26 male and vaults and it looks like he is being hit with the absolute book on 26 counts of burglary for breaking into cemeteries and digging up graves. He had something like 150,000 pieces of bones in his home.

15:09 They said 100 people or something like that. They they How do you rob 26 graves and get a 100 people?

15:16 Well, it sounds like he went to 26 male. Oh, I see what you're saying. There's lots of bodies in the mausoleium.

15:23 Yes. And so he went We know that he was uh they knew that there was a series of breakins at local cemeteries. So they set up a sting. They saw him drive in with his Toyota Rav 4,

15:36 which I found great commercial for Rav 4. Interesting choice for the grave robber.

15:41 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It says it seats five, but actually a lot more. And if you got if everybody's bones.

15:46 Yeah. Everybody's [ __ ] bones. You can get like a 100 people in there. Also, RAV 4. I don't like it. Spongy handling.

15:53 Yeah. I never driven one. We had one. Oh, you had a RAV 4? No. It's very bad for grave robbing.

15:58 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It seems like a It seems like a pussy's CRV. Don't ever rob a grave with a hybrid.

16:06 Okay. Because it doesn't count then. Doesn't [ __ ] count. And so they need a wagon. They Yeah,

16:10 they need a horse and like a lantern. A a hearse. You need a hearse or an old decommissioned ambulance or something or a yugo, right? God, that would be awesome if it was a Yugo.

16:22 So, they uh saw him coming out of the cemetery and it looked like he had a bag. It was like they he took about 30 sets of human remains. He showed them where the graves were that he had broken into. He had a burlap bag. He had two mummified small children in his bag, three skulls, and other bones. So, he's going to uh they're they're they put him under he's under at a million dollars bail, which I think is ludicrous to be frank. We'll get to why. Uh but they are I'm talking crazy counts. 26 counts of burglary, 100 counts of abuse of a corpse, 100 counts of theft by unlawful taking, receiving stolen property, intentional desecration of a public monument, intentional desecration of venerated objects. It's like and also like about [ __ ] with historic lots. I feel like that's the big issue here in a way. It's like I know that obviously that all of the people that are attached to the graves like the family members of

17:23 the people whose graves were robbed are obviously very very upset but mostly it seems the crimes stem around breaking into these old school cemeteries and [ __ ] shut up.

17:34 Yeah. Yeah. Well, no one even knew he was doing it for a long time. I think they said the way they caught him they when they caught him, he got came out with the bag with the two mummified babies in it. And how they corroborated it was him was that they found an empty or half empty monster can.

17:49 Oh. WHICH I WANT TO SAY IS THE energy drink for grave robbers. It has to be. Yeah. It has to be. Now

17:56 the way we feel here is obviously uh I have many horrific things in my home. Marcus owns human bones. He got them through legal matters. You can get them legally. There's ways to get them. I have my own teeth. Not I got two teeth removed and I kept them.

18:13 See that's different. That's awesome. They're mine. But in my head is that I think the main issue here is going after the baby's graves, right? That is the thing that makes people really obviously very upset.

18:24 I think that yeah, I don't care about people stealing bones. I don't care about my own body after I die. Um personally, I've already donated my brain for [ __ ] sake. Um, but the I think that stealing a child's bones and body is [ __ ] up just because the parents have to deal with it all over again.

18:42 But if it was if you steal someone's granddad, I'm sorry, I don't care. There's a little part of me that if you were going after these old graves, I think the worst part is desecrating to me in my own personal, this is my opinion, my own personal morality is that I'm more upset about the destruction of the place versus I am the removing of old old bones that are not attached to any living family anymore.

19:09 So you think him cracking open the mausoleum with a crowbar is the crime? I for me depending on when it comes to the b when it comes to kids that are people that are still attached that are still alive

19:21 that to me is obviously horrible too but I think that if you're going after some old ass like let's say he instead of him doing this in some fancy ass middle of the city cemetery if he had done that someplace else like if he had went and like I mean god knows like I'm not even I'm not even trying to defend him. I'm just saying they're dead. Nobody's any [ __ ] clue that you're dead. I know that everybody's upset about what people do with their dead bodies after they're dead, but you're [ __ ] dead.

19:45 Yeah. People get like, you know, like you always hear like pissing on someone's grave and stuff like that. To me, it's like, you know, un unless it's like if pissing on a mausoleum, that's a I got a problem with that cuz that's all concrete then sometimes inside. But pissing on a grave, I love peeing outside.

20:00 But also, it's again, it's this idea of it feels very religious coded. Yeah. To be this upset.

20:08 Yeah. because they think there's an afterlife when you're really just when we die it's just nothing and we become worms and like we're trash. He was basically stealing trash from nobody

20:18 from the fancy garbage dump. Does this So if he was stealing people's bones, does that mean that your bones are owned by your family after you die? That's a [ __ ] side stories LPOTL agmail.com style question I've ever heard.

20:37 Who is he stealing from? If the person's dead and they paid for the grave, if nobody's alive, if nobody's alive that's connected to the grave. If no one's alive to press charges,

20:48 but I feel like you would have to probably if you were to try to be a legit human being in this horrific this this grizzly industry, you should probably be working at the highest level of, you know, paperwork, red tape. If you really wanted to be the guy because I do find it interesting that his Instagram page, Deadshit Daddy,

21:12 which is crazy, it's just up. He made How is Instagram not taking this down if this is such a big deal?

21:18 Well, he made art pieces out of old bones. Some of it is actually quite beautiful.

21:23 He's got a lot of animal [ __ ] too. Some of it's very frightening. The police officers, to be honest, I do know that it was bad. The police officers went down there and the way the police chief talked about it cuz everybody who sent me the story was like, "It's the next Ed Gene. Ed Gan's back or he didn't kill anybody." And I was like, do you guys not remember that Ed Gain [ __ ] was a full on like wore the bodysuit?

21:48 Yeah, I know. of an old woman. He masturbated through cut out hollowed out vaginas from corpses. He made like it is worse. And he killed two people.

21:59 And he killed two people. That's kind of the big one. And also, I don't know why, but Ed Dean did [ __ ] with skin. He made a lampshade out of skin. He made He made He made a belt out of nipples. You know, like a Nazis.

22:12 This guy's just playing with bones. But the problem was is that the cops went down and he had two rotting corpses hanging up. I guess that he was drying them out. I don't know what he was doing with them. And the problem though is that yes, again, you're talking to the most maybe broken person that ever has lived when it comes to this subject. But I don't know. The cops went down there and they're all like, "That's the worst thing I've ever [ __ ] seen." real life horror.

22:37 The police chief comes out AND HUES. MY MEN didn't need to see something like that. And I was like, honestly, I think that I've seen worse [ __ ] on Instagram.

22:47 Okay, I got it now. I think I figured way worse [ __ ] on Instagram. Now we're talking about this and like I'm really thinking through this and trying to figure out like how I feel about this crime. Are you ready for this? Copyright laws. Betty Boop allowed to use now 96 years old. If a bone is in the ground for 96 years, free game.

23:08 You heard Ed Larson. Bone lawyer. 95 years. That's still someone's bone that belongs to the family.

23:15 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But 96 years old. Can there not be a process where you write a letter to old cemeteries and say, "I want the bones.

23:26 Don't you want to have new? Don't you want new people in here?" That's how I'd push it.

23:30 Yeah. This is real estate. That's how I view it. Mhm. You're wasting [ __ ] land here, right?

23:35 Exactly. Exactly. I mean, graveyards, I mean, don't even get me started. I They're the same problems as I do with golf courses. It's useless.

23:41 They just [ __ ] just swap them out. You need someone to pray. Pick a corner of your house. What do you got to go to the field for?

23:47 Everyone's going to be angry with us. I know that they're going to be angry with us, but just know this is these are just our feelings. These are feelings. We don't think that this is real. Obviously,

23:56 this guy's in trouble whether we want him to be or not. He's very much in trouble. I do think that he is under that that $1 million bund is absolutely ludicrous. That is a that is again it feels like like revenge. It feels like

24:13 well you know what it is? It's compounded. You know if he did it all in one time, you know, but he did it 26 different times and all the years. So it's all the charges on top of each other. It's just how the math works out.

24:24 I I get it. It's just all like, you know, I just watched that whole documentary series on Andrea Yates that I'm going to make you watch. That is rough. Andrew Yates killed her five kids in a fullon religious schizophrenic breakdown. Uh her husband, the [ __ ] loving life.

24:41 Yeah, Rusty Riates is the one of the bigger villains in true crime, right? I'm just going to put this out there. He's a huge villain. He aided and embedded this woman. He basically said uh she had um lethal postpartum depression after their fourth kid, right? After the the the fifth kid, I believe.

25:00 Yeah. And he they put her on medication, right? She went into therapy, quote unquote got over the postpartum depression. He's like, "Great. Boom. Done. Off meds." He's like, "All we got to do is I'll [ __ ] you kick off the meds. I'll [ __ ] pump you through with the child again and then everything will be fine." And then she had the fifth child, went into another postpartum full-on skitsoid, religiosityfueled breakdown that was also fueled by Rusty Yates, that guilty [ __ ] And uh then she killed all of her children.

25:31 What happened to Rusty Yates? Anything? Oh, no. He's [ __ ] the lead on a new uh documentary. That's what he's he's out there living life. He's immediately got remarried. No, no, immediately got remarried. See, that's [ __ ] up. That's like the whole misogyny [ __ ] because I'm looking at this other case going on right now.

25:47 But to to speak to my point, the reason why I even brought that up, she was only on like $750,000 bail. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like she killed her five [ __ ] children. So it's like this guy that stole all these body parts, he's not Lex Luthther. I know it's like [ __ ] up or whatever, but it's like I don't know what to say. It's not like he's rich.

26:05 For Rusty Yates to not get any jail time is [ __ ] up. How is that not child endangerment? because he had nothing.

26:12 If the if the husband kills the children, they always lock up the mother. Dude, there is so

26:17 they always lock up the mother. They investigate the mother and it depends. It depends on the mother. Depends on what's happening. In this story with the Russ story, technically they're allowed to practice whatever religion they want. She homeschooled the kids. He had the entire family isolated due to the teachings of the guy that they were working with with. I believe his name was Michael Warki. Uh he was a part of this sort of very small boutique cult where he believed that you know again getting back to basics rogue street preacher uh believed in extreme disciplining of your children beating you got to beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat the living [ __ ] out of them.

27:00 That's what he believed in. And uh again, one of those Jehovah's Witness style strip away all celebratory anything and the end of the world is coming right now. And Michael Warki is still out there and he has he has dialed back his rhetoric, but he's a completely total utter another villain.

27:23 Where is he? Just some mountain in Asia. [ __ ] god knows. Let me see where he is now. I think he's in the United States. He is uh he's one of those guys that if you saw him, he is always wearing um you remember the uh I don't even know if I could say God hates the f-words group. He's like that where he's one of those where he goes

27:42 the Westboro Baptist Baptist church. He goes to public events and preaches. This guy still

27:49 Oh, okay. Oh god. Yeah, he looks evil as [ __ ] Oh yeah. 71 years fun. Oh man. But yeah, a lot of villains out there. Uh, and not one of them have we described as the US government. No,

28:02 I have, you see, I have this case that I wanted to talk about because I feel like it connects to the one to the Yates thing that you were just talking about. And that's why what made me think of how [ __ ] up it is that the the man Yates never went to any jail or got any repercussions for the kids getting killed because I'm looking at Paul Allen Perez. All right, this is like something that they found out uh this week. He was convicted of multiple counts of infantide, which is when you murder an infant. Uh he five killed five of his own children over the course of 10 years.

28:35 Now he did that right to quote unquote avoid having abortions. I don't yet. Maybe. I don't know exactly why he did it. He definitely did it. He's from Yolo County of all the [ __ ] places.

28:47 It's just sad because none of those kids he never even got a chance to live once.

28:51 Yeah. So, so here's a story. It's a bad joke. No, it's not bad. Don't worry, we're not. So, California drifter uh has been convicted of killing five of his own infants over the course of a decade. All right. Yolo County jury on Tuesday found the 63-year-old Paul Allen Perez guilty of one count of first-degree murder, three counts of secondderee murder, and one count of assault on a child under eight with force likely to produce great bodily injured resulting in death for killings that stretch from 1992 to 2001. So he got locked up for for [ __ ] ever and rightfully so, [ __ ] monster. So basically, there was this woman and he was getting her pregnant every once in a while and then he would [ __ ] kill the goddamn kids.

29:33 And how and how he got caught was some bow fisherman was fishing and then he shot his bow into a lake and then it he when he pulled the bow back in, it was in a cooler and then the the arrow went through the cooler and there was a [ __ ] dead baby in the cooler from forever ago. And so he's just like, "This reminds me of some old joke."

29:52 Yes. It's like a Oh, what was it? Paul Bunion. Was it the one where you get the when you hit the arrow with the with the with the um apple on your head?

30:02 Yes. But the the fetus is dead fetus on your back. A whole Is there something there? Is there something in this?

30:08 I don't know. Something in this. Is there something? I was I was thinking I know that he didn't put him in a yeti because no way Arrow's getting through that.

30:15 Wow. Great plug for a yeti. I love a Yeti. Igloo. Go [ __ ] But the Wow. That's just the Wikipedia article is just called shooting an apple off one's child's head.

30:26 Yeah, the apple shot. Wow. Appleoosh. Who's the guy? German apple. William Tell is the guy. William does that even mean that German apple. They have a whole word for shooting an apple off of one child's head.

30:42 Mhm. Appleoosh. That's how you know you're really good. So she's [ __ ] bored. So anyway, they found this kid and for years it went unidentified. No one knew who it was until 2019. A DNA match finally named him as Nico Lee Perez, born in Fresno in 1996. This is the kid in the cooler. All right. They then led the detectives to uncover four more dead siblings uh born between 1992 and 2001. All children born to the same mother, Yolanda Perez. Okay. Yolanda Perez said that she endured years of beatings, rape, and threats from Paul Perez and that he warned that he would kill their only surviving child, Britney, if she went to the police. Okay, now this has all come to a [ __ ] head and she gets 10 years.

31:31 Well, what I feel like it might be we're not seeing some information in this article about how much she was involved because that like they normally

31:40 I have found normally Eddie Yeah. They're pretty lenient when it comes to I mean the cops aren't at first cops always will go like it's always the the husband the wife it's like all of the people that are first connected those are the first like teed up always is like what did you know about the crimes of your spouse and it sounds like this person might have known quite a bit or might not happen but you get into just as much trouble by hiding the fact and the fact that she never went and told it's like you become an accomplice.

32:15 Yeah, I know. But she was scared to death and didn't know any better and was [ __ ] trying to save Britney's life.

32:20 It's five babies. It's five babies. You see a lot. I give you one. Yeah. Lock up this [ __ ] That's all I'm trying to say.

32:28 Yeah. Yeah. Get him. Get his [ __ ] ass. I wish I was a judge. I would be such a good judge. I feel like I would just I'm I'm fun.

32:37 I'm [clears throat] I'm I'm I could give it like Judge Judy. You already got the white long hair.

32:47 You go home, you're always in robes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anything without a bottom.

32:52 They also haven't found these other three dead babies. Yeah. They're just out there some.

32:57 Yeah. Maybe they're, you know, MAYBE THEY'RE THEY'RE THERE. THEY'RE THERE. NO, it's fine. You know what? I just don't want to find them.

33:04 Yeah. Someone's going to though. No, but yeah, but I hope globally they don't trip on it or whatever. and fall down an open elevator shaft because that's how tragedy becomes comedy. YOLO yolo county. Here we go. So, we got this next story generated by our own government. Thank you. Now, I was obviously just like all of you. We were all very surprised by our administration's kidnapping of the Venezuelan president Nicholas Maruro. You know, it's weird. Like, we were surprised and really mad, but then you're just like, "Oh, we've done this so many times."

33:41 So many times. America, it's just we used to do it with class. We just used to try. We used to get But we'd have excuses before.

33:49 Oh, yeah. We have like a list of like things that would pretend we were why we were there. Now we're just like, "Ah, it's the oil."

33:56 Lying, guys. I want you to know this. In many ways, lying is caring. Yeah. Okay. Or at least it

34:03 just thinking about my feelings. At least they came up with a reason back in the day. Yeah. So now this is we're just, you know, obviously for whatever the reason we went and we got this dude.

34:13 The reason why I'm even bringing it up is because it's always important for me to remind our audience every once in a while like I think that we all get really confident. We watch like old things or like you know you guys watch what's that stupid what was that that Star Wars show that was serious?

34:30 Andor right? Everyone's watching Andor and thinking, "Oh, we could rise up." Yeah.

34:35 You know, you watch all these things like, "Oh, we're going to that bad government's going to be scared of us." As you can see, all the people that have all the guns, they're doing such a good job defending our country against ICE already.

34:46 Can I gripe about Andor for two seconds? Please. Where are the aliens? I feel like it could have taken place in Nicaragua.

34:53 That's what we want. It doesn't It's not even a Star Wars show to me. Like, it's just like I want to see the I want to see the creatures [ __ ] aliens.

34:59 I want to see the creatures. WHY IS EVERYONE A HUMAN? We're playing Star Wars. Star Wars.

35:03 Yeah. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I'm sorry to No, I'm with you. It's like, so we're just making things boring now.

35:12 So the guy is But thing is that United States government, I think a lot of guys out there, like again, we were talking about this, all the NRA, all these guys talk a big game. Obviously, they're out there helping ICE kill innocent people so far. So they're not doing their jobs. So

35:26 depending on what you think their job is. Oh, yeah. I think they think their job is to watch ice kill people.

35:32 Yes. And so the problem is is that see the ice is bad at it. And we're watching ice like we're watching that one video of the guy falling down. I was watching another funny video of these like training videos of ice.

35:47 Mostly fat idiots. Yeah, of course. They're not turning people away. But guys, I want you to remember that that's not who we're going to be facing in the Civil War, right? like we're not going to be facing ICE in the Civil War. We're going to be facing another group, probably a group like the Delta Squad that went into Venezuela. Now, this was an example. The reason why I just wanted to get into this is cuz this is just this is it's wild, right? So, the day that we went in, apparently, according to a security guard, they were sitting there waiting several hundred soldiers, talking about like the elite Venezuelan guard or whatever, Cuban mercenaries. All these guys are all there. They said the first thing that happen is we're sitting there waiting. They're like, "America's coming any second." Well, yeah. They can't get past us. All of a sudden, they're all sitting in the dark. All power goes out.

36:36 Internet goes out, radar goes down. Yeah. Then they said they looked up and they saw a swarm, hundreds of drones just fly all around them. Yeah. Right. Map everything. They watch them all like literally go like literally like a and they're just watching. Right. Then they saw eight helicopters. That's it. That's it. Drop off 20 guys, right? [snorts] They get dropped off, covered in computers, hundred. They said that they were shooting 300 rounds a minute at Americans and hit not a single person.

37:09 That's more than that's like four bullets a second. This is Avatar [ __ ] They are they used a sonic weapon. So, first of all, they took out all of their capabilities using various EMP and hacking abilities. They took out the electric electronically. Then they set off a sound weapon that caused them to begin to vomit blood. All of these

37:33 incapacitated them completely and they just sprayed the bodies, the now prone bodies of these ineffective soldiers.

37:42 Yeah. Shot them all in the head. Now can I so this is like obviously this is new we saw that Serbia has used this before talking yeah Belgrade there was an example they believe it's still like what I find interesting much like the Havana syndrome stuff that happened in 2016 this idea of a bunch of diplomats in Cuba experienced experienced a these effects right like this weird nausea headaches violence nose bleeds and stuff and this buzzing noise. And there's two different reports that have come out. One of that says that there's definitely a directed energy weapon being used by somebody. No country will come out and talk about who is using it, right?

38:24 We obviously have it. Well, oh yeah, we made it. We invented it. You don't think that they use that our [ __ ] in Belgrade? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Like, how did Serbia get Serbia didn't build this [ __ ] No offense to Serbia, but who knows? Who knows though? But it's like they use a weapon called the LRAD, which is one of the that's like a like a smaller version of this.

38:44 That's like a Latino skateboarder, right? El Moyio. And so he they uh it it makes an super super highly unpleasant noise on a low scale.

38:56 Okay. This like the brown noise, the one that makes you [ __ ] but it's like it's just annoying. It just sounds like this really piercing alarm. But what we saw in Bgrade is something else. It sounds like the way you see people react is that it's a sound that sounds like the only way to really describe it is if like a skyscraper was falling down.

39:17 Sounds like the Dune soundtrack. Yes. Yeah. And it makes people just scare. It freaks people out. And that was what they used in Belgrade. They use something like this as well. They says it sounds like this giant buzzing and then you get sick and then we killed everybody.

39:33 And we killed hundreds. countries. Yeah. I guess they were like vomiting on the ground and we just tapped them.

39:39 Yes. Kind of. So, I just want to remind it's like in my head it's just remembering that like that's the stuff that they're allowing us to even see.

39:47 They even use that. They use that sound technology just to show they had it. They didn't need to use it.

39:55 Yeah. No. Venezuela, anyone who was there is like, "We'll just whatever you guys want, you have it." Yes. We can't fight you.

40:01 There's They can't. Yeah. And I think it's important for all of us to remember that we can't fight them.

40:08 And you can actually wonder why now this idea that we would ever be able to beat them.

40:15 No, that we would ever be able to beat them. And that you can't even beat the cops, much less the [ __ ] military.

40:21 And then if you look at the tone, this takes me all the way back to, again, I'm sorry everybody, Jeffrey Epstein. But if you look at the tone Jeffrey Epstein takes when he talks about Donald Trump, it is interesting in the fact that it is frightened. He's not jealous. He's not like it's not a caddy emotion.

40:47 Yeah. He's literally frightened. Oh, when he became president, he's like, I know too much about this man. He's going to kill me.

40:52 But it's not even that. He knew what he would have access to more than Trump knew what he had access to because Epstein worked with our intelligence agencies for a long time.

41:06 Bill Clinton was like, "Hey, check this out." Literally, you don't think that Bill Clinton wasn't like, "Could you believe I can make this?" He make titties big small titties small that they do over there. You know what I mean? Like, you know, you know that they have some [ __ ] right? Prince Andrew was like, "You want to see some?" Hey, mate.

41:26 Hey, you will see something. Maybe in the UK they don't got Jack. They got stuff.

41:30 Yeah. It's not not They don't got the sound machine in the UK. Not enough, you [ __ ]

41:35 Live from Norway. Here we go. Do we put up our update? Can we do a little bit of an update?

41:40 Oh, we have an update after all that. It's an island adventure. Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time.

41:48 YES. I DIDN'T REALIZE we had an update. Yeah, it's a horrific one and it's also probably not uh how do you say this. It's not

42:01 It's hard to put. So guys, you don't think it's true, is what you were hinting [clears throat] at. I could tell by knowing you.

42:06 I think that it is a complicated issue. Okay, so this came from a Substack article someone had sent me through. It was a subtitled outlaws of chivalry and is an interview with a man by the name of William Sasha Riley that was a decorated Iraq war veteran. Uh he says that he was a part of a he confesses that he was a part of making a Christmas tree group and that's how he got so decorated.

42:33 Yes. Except that was code. You don't want to know where a tinsel is. You don't want to know. I wish it was code. I wish it was code. So, this guy, he basically said that he was featured in a bunch of child sex uh abuse materials in CSAM and that he it was revealed when he was in the army when his corporal was arrested for having child pornography on a base computer that they thought that featured him. They said, "There's a little boy in here that kind of looks like you." And he said, "Yes, that was me."

43:06 That was close. If you did it on base, you were safe. Well, a unless they've got the ball, right? But then the the uh he goes on to a very horrific story about being raped, about being a part of several snuff films under the direction of Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump. He says that he attacked Donald Trump. This is where it starts to get at first you're like, I don't want to put anything past Epste and their crew.

43:33 Yes. The thing that will stick with me is the story about this Lake Michigan infant, which I'll go into a little more detail right after this.

43:41 Yeah, I'm I I thought we talked about this, but I guess it's just our general conversation. I forget what happens on air and off air.

43:47 God knows. And the story then turns into he had an opportunity to attack Donald Trump after he was raped by him. He then put a tent pole like this like tent spike from a uh camping set in a condom while Trump laid his belly down on a thing waiting for his 15year-old ass to [ __ ] him. Right. 15 his fe cuz it's like 15year-olds are never going to be this.

44:13 As much as I want that to be true, I don't I can't see Trump doing this. You want it to be true?

44:17 Yeah. I want it to be true, but I just can't see him doing this. Yeah. So he they stuck he said he stuck this like this this spike up Donald Trump's ass and then he kicked it in there and then it hurt Trump and that's why he got fired from being a sex boy and then all this like long story. The reason why they didn't kill him is they kept saying the reason why we kill the girls is because boys are hard to find. Ah,

44:41 and so this idea that people but we know that people do have babies unfortunately and do put them into uh Cam.

44:51 We just saw Paul Perez. We know that they do that. We know that uh there were probably we know that in order to be a pedophile and actually my brain understands now it took many years for me to fully understand it has to be a network. There can be the only individual pedophile is the family member or kind of like the local like weird screwy character. Yeah.

45:15 Everybody else teachers and [ __ ] like that. In order for you to get CSAM, you have to know where to get it.

45:21 Yeah. And other people have to make it and and bring it to you and supply it. And then a lot of times in order for you to get it, you have to agree to share it. That's the whole thing.

45:32 A risk of ruining your uh trying to be tactful. Cam means child sexual abuse material. Okay. The reason why we stopped saying child pornography because ch pornography takes lighting.

45:44 Okay. You know, got pornography has catering. There's a sound guy. There's an agent there.

45:49 You know what I mean? There's like a manager there. Yeah. Yeah. An actual director.

45:53 Yeah. There's like stuff like that. I mean, I don't know. There could be child There could be directors in CS Sam.

45:59 Wow. I mean, who knows? I've never seen it. Mhm. You never know if the lighting's good or not.

46:03 What's Woody Allen been doing? Ask him. Oh, wow. He's He's available, RIGHT? HE'S HE LOVES IT.

46:10 Has this I'm sorry. Has this C-SPAM getting a little too witty? Um I actually felt like him meditating the little boy is kind of a head and a hat.

46:22 But the uh largely the reason why I ended up not fully believing in this man's story because then he starts talking about how Clarence Thomas was a master hypnotist and then it starts going into MK Ultra kind of fantasy skitsoid fantasy place. So it's another one of those where I don't think that this has anything to do with Jeffrey Epstein. But but doesn't the chick who this happened to also say that yes this happened to me? What do you mean

46:49 the baby getting dumped in Lake Michigan? Well, this is this is a bit of a this there is some connection. So,

46:55 and it was in the files as well, right? And they forgot to erase his name. We know that somebody came forward and said that he was a party to an an infant. Right. So, this is a this is or here we go. Here we This is the story. I got this from a good good email. When the baby in Lake Michigan story broke, I immediately thought about the unsolved case of three young women disappearing from the Indian dunes in 1966. A woman said that they saw the women being fed from the beach to a waiting boat in Lake Michigan and never saw them again. Some have speculated that there were boats on Lake Michigan that operated as abortion clinics. The three women were never seen again. Decades later, Trump owned a casino boat that sat on Lake Michigan, Gary, Indiana. The story from the files about the baby of a 13-year-old being thrown into Lake Michigan is said to have happened in the 80s. Donald Trump bought his casino boat

47:43 in the9s, but something ties it together. As a kid, Jeff went to a summer camp called Interlockan and is an exclusive arts camp for the top 1% of the 1% of kids with an aptitude for particular disciplines. Jeff supposedly was a piano vunderant, which makes sense. Jeff continued to give shitloads of money to the camp until his quote unquote death. I think he also still visited and for lack of a better term, scope little girls who are at the camp for painting. Interlockan is also located very closely to the shores of Lake Michigan. In fact, the camp is close to North Fox Island, which has a notorious private pedophile island that specialized in little boys.

48:22 It was found that the island was a factory for making distributing seam private airrip cameras were all over the place. Private airship cameras, the entire tale reads eerily similar to the operations on Little St. James. I think that he had a an inspiration in Michigan.

48:38 Yeah, he was he loved the Midwest. She was in Chicago. I mean, it was in Columbus all the time.

48:42 And I think bad things happened and they threw the baby in Lake Michigan. I think they realized that the Atlantic Ocean so much bigger.

48:50 Yeah. But it's far away. Exactly. It's not as murky. I'll tell you that much. But I think that that's the reasoning. They're like, "We'll just throw it into the Atlantic. If we have any problems, it just goes into the Atlantic."

49:02 Yeah. You just got to do it kind of far out. Yep. Man, I mean I it's we it's crazy because like it's just the story is so insane and I if that's what kind of like it's like I'm a victim of the things that I hate about people just jumping to the craziest conclusion cuz it's like cuz something's so crazy. It's like you more willing to believe it because it's so outlandish. Well, now it's just gotten it's it is getting so out of control that I in my mind the fear that they all have on all of this inner communication about Trump is about the fact that there's some form of violence attached to him as well.

49:41 Yeah. Well, if there's 1% of the FC files were given to us, that's what they're telling us.

49:46 1%. This is this is the okay stuff and this is in 1%. Think about that. This is the okay stuff. This is the stuff that they're fine with us seeing.

49:58 But do you think because the story is so outlandish, that's why they let this be released cuz they thought nobody would believe it cuz it's so crazy.

50:06 Yes. Until you look at Epstein's other the other side of the information. Yeah. Well, because a child would be evidence,

50:13 but this guy's story. But that's what's the problem. Like Sasha Riley, the story I just told, that story is is a lot.

50:22 Yeah. And it doesn't make a heck of a lot of sense. No. And it seems it's pretty over the top. I don't think he I think that man is more in the lines of I'm not going to be like he's disinfo.

50:36 Yeah. But disinfo is in there. I think that stuff like the letter to Larry Nasser is another one of those absolutely trying to say, "Oh, look at all the disinfo in this already." which doesn't make any sense because they're trying to kind of show what they have. Like it just doesn't make any sense to without labeling it.

50:59 Yeah. As like here's some obvious horseshit. I like it. It doesn't seem to do the thing that they want it to do.

51:05 It's interesting that they would be pen pals. Oh, no. They He just looked, if you believe that story, he looked up Larry Nasser in the prison system.

51:16 Yeah. and just said they were they might have been friends. Did are there other letters between the two of them or just the one?

51:22 Not that we know of. Not that we know of. Okay. But he knew a lot of other pedophiles.

51:26 Yeah. So it seems that I don't think it's that far away. And apparently part of the reason why Larry Nasser was so good at his job is the girls just kept flipping away from him

51:35 and their speed to get away from him actually really inspired them. Man, he's [ __ ] What? Is he dead yet? Has anyone beaten him to death yet? I think that didn't he I'm pretty certain he got beat.

51:46 I know. I'm sure he got beat. There's no question about that. I think he uh this one guy is getting beat.

51:51 Yeah, he was stabbed multiple times two years ago. Oh, okay. He's sitting in a He's far away from everybody.

51:57 I imagine. I hope so. He doesn't speak to anybody. Well, [snorts] you know, that's fun. How much a fun episode? You know what?

52:04 Was it a fun episode? I feel like I got There's got to be something. Oh, here we go.

52:09 Was something cute? You have something cute? I don't I you know it's cute on a border of horrible.

52:16 I know Eddie we can't end the episode on this after we have to do something. I DON'T KNOW. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? SOMEONE PRESENTS this information to me. I feel like we got to talk about it.

52:26 All right. Fine. All right. So there's dog sex dolls. It is for the dogs to have sex with.

52:33 Yeah. So dogs hump too much. Male dogs hump too much. And they're trying to find something to help the male dogs who hump too much. [ __ ] thing I've ever [ __ ] seen. It is disgusting. It is sex dolls for dogs to [ __ ] because they're trying to say that you should neuter the dogs. Neuter the dog.

52:53 Neuter the [ __ ] dog. And so it's a whole website. It's called humptoys.com. I thought it was fake, but it's it seems it seems real. There's reviews.

53:01 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME PEOPLE AREN'T [ __ ] these things? They are dogs with working [ __ ] that you can [ __ ] And then the single worst thing on this website is that wand.

53:12 Yes, they have a female dog sex toy. If you think that a a sex doll that is a dog is bad enough, they have it for large dogs as well.

53:21 But they also have they have a female. Why do they give it like they gave the dog like sexy hair?

53:29 They gave the dog That's what makes me feel like it's not real. It's like one of those dogs that has like Yeah. bangs like real long bangs and

53:35 Oh god. I want to die. Objectively, it's a very attractive dog that they put next to the dildo. You know, it's very it's a very, you know, but yeah, there's also cats can do it, too.

53:46 If you stick a thing in a dog, you should be arrested. Rob, is there a way to double check real quick that this can't be real?

53:53 This has to be one. Yes. Yeah, sure. Yeah, buy one. Oh, great. Buy one. We'll give it to a widowerower. Great.

53:59 Uh oh, by the way, the widowerower reached out. It wasn't the widowerower. The guy that won the fussy reached out. Oh, what'd he say? Is my address.

54:08 He's declining. Keep my name out of your mouth. Yeah, he's he's declining the fussy.

54:12 He's declining the [ __ ] He's We're getting him a shirt. We're a shirt sounds good.

54:17 We're going to get You can jerk off into a shirt, too. Yeah, sure, man. This is real, man. This is

54:22 This is real. Yeah. So, yeah. So, they are I don't know. 390. That's for the large dog one. You could buy a tiny, you could, you know, they're as low as $100, $109. And the female sex toy, five-speed vibrator with heat relief, um, is $49.

54:41 I want to die. It's on sale from $69. That is disgusting. People are going to hate this.

54:46 IT'S I HATE IT, TOO. BUT WHAT ARE WE supposed to? Yeah, I hate this. I HATE IT, TOO. Why choose the color of it?

54:55 What do you mean? I the idea that that's dis there's something about the idea that you want me to choose the color of the the sex doll for my dog to [ __ ]

55:04 Yeah, because it's got racial preferences. Is that what we're saying here? Is that my dog my dog has got Oh. Oh, we can't got to be white.

55:12 All right. So, from the website, the advantage my dog the advantages of our dog sex toys. A natural solution for dog humping behavior. Show

55:21 neuter the dog. Show your love by giving your pet a complete uh companion like a dog sex toy rather than opting for neutering. I agree. Neuter all your dogs. All dogs uh unfortunately there's too many of them.

55:36 If you're breeding it, even if you're No one should be breeding dogs. There's plenty of free dogs. Plenty of dogs.

55:41 There's plenty of free dogs. We We're very We're very big fans of fostering dogs here.

55:45 Need new dogs. I you know as a as a dog foster there's no way I'm getting any dog sex toys.

55:51 If you get a dog sex toy, I'm calling the [ __ ] police. I think and you know what? Thank you.

55:57 I want you to I'm calling the [ __ ] police. Anybody who buys from this should be on a [ __ ] list.

56:03 They are they have a realistic design made with high quality realistic silicone silicone genitals components.

56:10 I faux rabbit fur to simulate authentic feel of a female dog. Legitimately, I think that they we should take the guy out who robbed the baby grave noise and put the guy that invented this in his place. Yes,

56:25 that is where this person deserves to go to jail. They're reusable. They're durable. They're easy to clean.

56:32 I'd rather [ __ ] I'm If I'm cleaning a dog [ __ ] [ __ ] out in my my sink, I'm putting a gun in my mouth.

56:39 You know what? You know how they they keep the the thing to stay in the same place? They suction cups on the ground on its feet. So it's a suction to the tile floor.

56:49 [ __ ] I know. It's awful. Actually, I gotta about that. Yeah, I mean that's that's actually not a bad idea.

56:59 It's so manipulative though. They're like saying that it's it's risky to GET YOUR DOG NEUTERED.

57:04 YOU NEED TO GET SEX toys for your dog. No, it's not. It's [ __ ] Anyone who really needs dogs to have their genitals intact should be investigated.

57:14 Seriously, like people Well, that's a very it's a very not to it's very mega coded. It's very like there's something about that idea. It's like people I also kind of find the other the LA coded side of it is when people are hyper intense about their dogs their dog's gender.

57:29 Yes. That's when always when they're like it's a girl and it's like I wasn't looking at it [ __ ]

57:35 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care what gender looking at face. I don't see the first thing I don't do is go like, "Let's check." Yeah, let's make sure I'm not gay when I pet this thing.

57:44 This just seems like someone had a truck full of strokers and they were like, "How do we get rid of these things?"

57:48 Dog [ __ ] I got a [ __ ] great idea. My wife died yesterday. Yeah, there was a This is a mob thing. Someone stole a truck full of pocket [ __ ] Then someone stole a truck full of stuffed animal dogs. And they're like, "Listen, what are we going to do with a I got an idea, Joey. Hey, how you doing? It's me, Tony, man, and I've got an amazing idea. Look, this is This is amazing. The best part about this is that then the dog [ __ ] can do all the things my wife told her to have the [ __ ] Japrons to do.

58:20 Do you think they put a squeaker in it? Yeah. Honestly, I think, you know, at this point, give it a human voice.

58:27 Yeah. Hey, good. You're a good boy. Good boy. Good boy. Oh, god. All right. Now, this that good boy. I don't know why that was the part that offended me.

58:35 I'm disgusted. Yes. Well, what a great episode this was. What a great Yeah. Yeah. Do we have any um listener mail or Yeah.

58:42 I don't even want to guy who killed his ex-wife. Yeah. It's all sad, man. This woman stole a cup for breast milk. She got

58:49 horrible thing of a gooey strings coming out of an elderly woman's vagina. Makes me want another thing that just makes me want to slip my throat.

58:55 Oh, well, you know, that was that's actually advice for me from Tootsie, you know, dealing with that. There's the uh the the horrible guys that had a a youth hockey fight brawl as like halftime entertainment for the minor league hockey team in Hershey, Pennsylvania, which is awful. It seems like hard to find good news. You know,

59:17 YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK YOU know what the the problem is, you know, there is good news in the world.

59:21 It's not silly right now. It's either like whatever news like night good news or hopeful news like the Iran like revolution is like hopeful kind of news you know

59:31 kind of hopeful but they've killed a 9/11's amount of people. Oh, I mean, you know, it's their job. That's what they like to do over there. That's what I like, but you know, it's kind of there. So, but yeah, but it's not funny,

59:41 man. I'll tell you what, though. Watching all that [ __ ] uh like footage of the people of Iran just like literally like playing music in the street and dancing for the first time and like it's really like the coolest [ __ ] I've ever seen.

59:53 No, it's beautiful. I'm glad to see it's good. Like, I mean, who knows? We know Cena has been following it extremely closely in the foreign report.

1:00:00 Yeah. If you want to really learn about this, go to the foreign report. No one knows more about this subject than Cena does.

1:00:05 Yes. If you want to ask me about um dog [ __ ] No. Jeffrey Epstein. I'm trying to think what I know a lot about. Jeffrey Epstein.

1:00:19 Scientology. Scientology. I know a lot about this this ancient alien guy who died that I never heard of before.

1:00:25 Very thoroughly. um the uh dentist that and his wife who was murdered in Columbus, Ohio was murdered by his wife's ex-husband of seven years. She they got divorced in 2017 and then the dude like but it was

1:00:40 jealous I guess, right? Yeah. Obsessed. But it was one of those sad stories cuz it was right where I want to say it was like around the corner from the sausage house. Oh god.

1:00:47 In Columbus. One of what literally one of the more emotional wonderful moments I've had with Eddie. It was such a We were so mad that our afternoon was taken from us that our flight didn't leave until 6:00 p.m. We had nothing to do in Columbus. And then we found this little German town to walk around and smoke joints in and and buy nutcrackers. Enjoy sausages.

1:01:08 We had sausages. This [ __ ] guy goes and kills a dentist AND HIS WIFE. [ __ ] [ __ ] messing up our little German town.

1:01:15 That's our town. Don't [ __ ] with our German town like that. Schmidt Sausage House. If you can go, that is the [ __ ] Valhalla, man.

1:01:22 Yeah. Don't Yeah. Don't let this incident take down the sausage house. No, dude. Dude, you had to do a lot worse for them to shut down the sausage house because that place is But yeah, the guy broke into their house. He shot them in shot them in their sleep.

1:01:36 Uh, and then but left the kids alive, which is kind of nice, but he I don't know if it's kind of nice as much as it's like he was he couldn't do it.

1:01:46 You're just saying I'm glad he didn't kill the kids. But the thing is that the guy Dr. I believe her last name was Tepee. Like the guy the dentist the the the um

1:01:55 Spencer Spencer. Tepee who was murdered. He's such a good guy that he was late for an hour at work and then called saying where is he?

1:02:05 Yeah. They did a whole thing being like he's never late. Oh man. It's been like I think it would take several days right for you to call.

1:02:13 No we need we need a lot. Yeah we need you. Yeah. I think the world would know if you were missing.

1:02:18 But like it take all day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How long for Holden [snorts] after last week? You know, I'll say

1:02:28 he did slightly win you back, didn't he? Yeah. A little bit, huh? Yeah, he kind of he kind of did, right? Uncle Corner's not a bad idea.

1:02:35 We're going to make you like this [ __ ] The goddamn end of me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna we're gonna do it. I tell you, he's g He did a good job. He's healing.

1:02:45 Mhm. And God, it's just Yeah. I think the wound closed. Yeah. Officially, you know.

1:02:50 Yeah. Not in this marriage. No. No. No. No. She's upset. I don't think he's allowed to come back out.

1:02:55 Has every [clears throat] right to be. Yeah. God, it just sucks cuz we had such a nice time until he just became not a human anymore.

1:03:02 That's called having fun at 43. Dude, that's what it is, man. Go check out You know what? I'll give a plug to [ __ ] Holden's ass. Go to Hold nearest hoe on Twitch and go watch do whatever the [ __ ] garbage he does every Friday over there. He does something. He gets hammered and he fights with his wife in public and go take a look out of people like it.

1:03:22 Oh man, just make sure you live every day knowing for a fact your musket that you stole from the Civil War Museum is not going to stop the Mech Warriors. And you're going to love the fact that when you are stolen by the US government and your body is then put into a machine that uses its natural flow of electricity to power the new animatronics inside of our 20 mile long ballroom. You're going to laugh at thinking, can't believe I had plans.

1:03:54 Oh guys, I love you very much. We're going to be in Philadelphia soon. Yes, we are. I mean, honestly, I can't [ __ ] wait. I can't wait to Philly. I uh love the town. Love the town. Love your oddities, guys.

1:04:07 Oh, bringing I heard that you have a lack of human bones coming in now that your source got ripped out. So, we'll be bringing

1:04:14 Sorry. Sorry. Mood museum. They were like, you think the mood museum's like, "Oo,

1:04:18 actually, what are you doing with all the bones?" That's actually I wonder sites stores lpoot@gmail.com. anybody that is in the oddities industry cuz I've had friends that were reaching out to me about this story. We know that he was grave robbing and it's bad. But I'd actually love to know.

1:04:34 There's a bunch of animal bones he has too. But with the Mutter Museum, because they're kind of dealing with a little bit of a repatriation issue of their own, right? They're trying to figure out how to like give some of these bodies back to the families that they belong to.

1:04:46 Oh, really? They were trying to figure that out for a second. Oh, and how about now?

1:04:50 Probably not. I don't know. I don't know. It depends on if he pleads guilty or if he pleads innocent. If he pleads guilty, then like they don't have to bring everybody in and do all that [ __ ]

1:04:57 They won't have to do the thing. If he pleads innocent and tries to fight the thing,

1:05:00 he's going to fight the thing. He's gonna fight it. He loves the attention. The only thing that they will do or there's going to be a plea in order to take this all down to some normal probably what's going to happen.

1:05:11 I imagine there's going to be some plea. He will get some reduced sex and then he has to do I there's some reason 10 years. This sounds like he might get something like that and then he will get have to pay some restitution and I imagine

1:05:25 well come see us at the Met on January 31st. It's last podcast on the left and I booked a show the night before actually.

1:05:32 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's wonder Peggy's going to host and then I'm doing it's a like a a dual headliner thing with Kirstston Michelle Sills. Very hilarious comedian out of uh out of Philadelphia. Come see us. We're going to have a lot of fun at City Winery the night before. Tickets are available now. You can go find them at eddytunes.com. And you know, tickets are also available now for all of the new side stories shows. We got March 14th, Urbana, Illinois.

1:06:01 What's in there? Don't know. Don't know. Actually, I've been getting a lot of regrets. People are so excited for coming to Urbana. Um, uh, April 26th, Lexington, Kentucky. May 30th, Rochester, New York. And June 28th, London, Ontario. Come and check us out at all those places. Tickets are currently on sale. You can get them either on edittunes.com or lastpodcast onthe.com. Also, don't forget I'm coming to you San Francisco. That's right, the home of Tatiana the Dagger. Uh, Punchline San Francisco. I'm going to be doing a set there on February 18th with Grant Gordon and the wonderful Julie Rosing will be host.

1:06:39 That's amaz I'm so glad she's doing more live comedy with you. She's loving it, dude. She's [ __ ] crushing it. She just I mean, she just makes fun of me the whole time. But you know, what do you got to do?

1:06:48 Hey, people love hearing me getting bashed. Hey, man. That's what husbands are for.

1:06:52 That's right. I'll [ __ ] take it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, love you [ __ ] Hail Satan. Hell Bob Weir.

1:06:58 Hail Bob Weir. Cuz I The reason I even came back to him is because, you know, yeah, your most difficult uncle probably likes Bob Weir, but it's not his fault.

1:07:08 No, Bob's cool as [ __ ] or was cool as [ __ ] Grateful dead is always the only chill thing a bad person likes. You know what I mean?

1:07:16 I just Why does so many MAGA like We're getting deep. This is This is no dogs territory. See you later.

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Who speaks in "Side Stories: The Bone Collector"?

Henry Zerowski (Host), Ed Larson (Host).

What is "Side Stories: The Bone Collector" about?

The content explores the phenomenon of the "BBL smell" associated with Brazilian butt lift surgeries, discussing the potential infections that can occur when improperly sourced fat is injected, causing unpleasant odors. It humorously considers the role of a fictional "Burbank butt sniffer" tasked with assessing the smell for those affected.

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29 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Ed Larson, Henry Zerowski, Grave Robbing, Eric von Daniken, Chariot of the Gods, The 12th Planet. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

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The episode runs 1 h 7 min; the transcript is about 13,858 words in 333 timestamped sections.

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