Transcript

10 Things You Shouldn't Do in Minecraft

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· 8 min · 1,669 words · 10 timestamped sections

This is the full, timestamped transcript of "10 Things You Shouldn't Do in Minecraft", an episode of MagmaMusen published February 26, 2023 (8 min, about 1,669 words). It mentions 11 people, works and ideas, including Warden, Minecraft, Mojang, Mumbo Jumbo, Bamboo Boat.

What is discussed, and when

  1. – 3:00: Bamboo Boat, Bamboo Raft, Elytra, Mumbo Jumbo
  2. – 6:00: Mojang, Warden, Minecraft, Age of Empires
  3. – 8:07: Minecraft, Warden

Notable quotes from "10 Things You Shouldn't Do in Minecraft"

  • That launch you to extreme elevations but you have to be in creative mode to survive mumbo-jumbo made this insane player cannon that launched him over 33 000 blocks into the…
    about Mumbo Jumbo · at
  • Boat fact that isn't about a boat but about a boat like item not called a bamboo boat but a bamboo raft as of the date of this video rumors have it that the upcoming 1.20…
    about Bamboo Boat · at
  • I'll start by collecting what I need for the experiment then I'll show you right after we make the great Warden death rack did you know that if you fight a Vex at the bottom of…
    about Warden · at
  • From the original next experiment is it possible to create a wardened death ray that will one shot the Wither I put 100 wardens into a cage and this is probably the highest…
    about Wither · at
  • The comments if you have any ideas here's another thing I happen to know the enchanted golden apple is actually part of a crafting recipe can you guess which one that's right…
    about Enchanted Golden Apple · at

Who and what is mentioned in this episode?

People

Companies & orgs

  • Mojang — Company · 3 mentions · first at
    Friendly ones and because Microsoft controls copyright for both Age of Empires and Minecraft Mojang was able to get the actual whoa hello sound effect from the original next…

Products & tech

  • Bamboo Boat — Product · 1 mention · first at
  • Bamboo Raft — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Boat fact that isn't about a boat but about a boat like item not called a bamboo boat but a bamboo raft as of the date of this video rumors have it that the upcoming 1.20…
  • Elytra — Product · 1 mention · first at
    Itself in place just above the death layer you can then jump down and land on the shulker using elytra or a potion of slow falling now you just need to survive the shulker you…
  • Enchanted Golden Apple — Product · 1 mention · first at

Concepts & topics

  • Warden — Concept · 4 mentions · first at
  • Minecraft — Concept · 3 mentions · first at
    Of that it's the only mob that will naturally die in the void when playing Survival Minecraft Vex are summoned by evokers using a summoning spell evokers also have Fang spells…
  • Shulker — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    128 deep into the void first surviving the top of the Void it's quite easy actually try dropping a shulker in a bow into the boy when the boat hits the death layer it'll get…
  • Age of Empires — Concept · 1 mention · first at
    Weird sound take a listen a spell is actually a reference to the Breeze unit from a game called Age of Empires that turns enemy units into friendly ones and because Microsoft…
  • Wither — Concept · 1 mention · first at

Full transcript with timestamps

we're going to test the most powerful forces in all of mine like creating a death ray with 100 plus wardens surviving falling into the void finding out how big slimes can get and more to kick things off I've trapped 1 000 parrots inside this one block space inside the glass cube now there is cramped as this retention desperate intro which means that they are pushing against the walls with an extreme amount of force but watch what happens when you remove this block three two one a ferret spray can did you know parrots can dance when a music disc is played nearby they'll also try to mimic the sound of nearby mobs here take a listen it's possible to make player cannons that launch you to extreme elevations but you have to be in creative mode to survive mumbo-jumbo made this insane player cannon that launched him over 33 000 blocks into the air and as you can see it actually seemed like he hit some

kind of world ceiling but you can also make more powerful survival friendly player cannons too now for this to work I'm just wearing netherite armor with no blast protection let's see how high up we go but will we survive the fall armor doesn't reduce fall damage but enchantments like feather falling and protection do you can also use effects like feather falling and resistance we only have armor so we should die here ah psych you probably know that you can use a boat to negate any fall damage that you might take but there is a reason you wouldn't see people doing this back in 2012. back then even if you were on a boat you'd still take all the fall damage that you would normally this was changed in 1.7.2 and since then there's been hundreds of clips of people doing cool MLG boat tricks here's another big boat fact that isn't about a boat but about a boat like item not called a bamboo boat but a bamboo raft as of the

date of this video rumors have it that the upcoming 1.20 bamboo version of a boat is not really a bow as it has a completely different texture and item icon much more like a raft as you know that you can use a boat to create a little picnic set it'll serve as a food basket the gate here even kind of looks like a little handle and the oars are like some kind of utensils now if picnics aren't your thing you can create a self-driving boat system with this simple mechanism it's pretty flexible and can be used as part of your other setups such as storage systems mob Farms Dynamic decorations and more anyways uh let's see how it's possible to survive falling into the void here we go I got full protection armor lots of food and we're dead all right so it turns out the void ignores armor resistance and protection so I guess that's it not very funny let me show you how I'm actually gonna do this it's

possible to survive both at the top of the world and Below which is at y minus 128 deep into the void first surviving the top of the Void it's quite easy actually try dropping a shulker in a bow into the boy when the boat hits the death layer it'll get destroyed instead of dying though the shulker will fix itself in place just above the death layer you can then jump down and land on the shulker using elytra or a potion of slow falling now you just need to survive the shulker you can do this by creating a dispenser at Bedrock level that continuously supplies you with food you can also just use the same dispenser trick to supply you with firework rockets that way you could fly around the void indefinitely as long as you don't run out of fuel and what about below where you'll take eight damage every second how do you survive there I'll start by collecting what I need for the experiment then I'll show you right

after we make the great Warden death rack did you know that if you fight a Vex at the bottom of the world it might actually fly through the Bedrock because of that it's the only mob that will naturally die in the void when playing Survival Minecraft Vex are summoned by evokers using a summoning spell evokers also have Fang spells one that causes fangs to shoot up from the ground in a line or in two circles around itself the least known spell of the evoker is the color conversion spell this spell will turn a nearby blue sheep into a red sheep as it's doing it it'll make a weird sound take a listen a spell is actually a reference to the Breeze unit from a game called Age of Empires that turns enemy units into friendly ones and because Microsoft controls copyright for both Age of Empires and Minecraft Mojang was able to get the actual whoa hello sound effect from the original next experiment is it

possible to create a wardened death ray that will one shot the Wither I put 100 wardens into a cage and this is probably the highest density of danger I've ever seen in Minecraft Let's see what they do to an iron golem now will they one shot a Wither so it looks like the Wither is being pushed back maybe it's only the first few Sonic booms I hit let's try closing it in add another 69 for a total of 169 wardens the massive amount of overlapping Sonic booms look amazing and I definitely wouldn't want to raid someone's base if this turret was outside fun fact the sonic boom ability was added as a mechanic to keep players from easily being able to hide from or kill the warden by staying out of reach the sonic boom has good range and can actually go through walls but Mojang doesn't want you to fight the ward that's why it doesn't drop anything instead it's best to avoid it and use sound distractions

to survive it is possible to keep the warden as a pet though but I would suggest a very thick walled glass cage by naming the warden and running away down and disappearing that way you two can be a long distance buddies forever speaking of Disappearing let's see how we can survive below of the Void the secret is simple turns out eating enchanted golden apples actually gives you more Health than the voidable damage hopefully you won't die from your stomach exploding as you'll have to consistently Chow Down apples each and every second sadly we can't Supply ourselves with more apples unless we can find a way to get apples down here without them respawning let me know in the comments if you have any ideas here's another thing I happen to know the enchanted golden apple is actually part of a crafting recipe can you guess which one that's right you use it to craft the so-called Banner pattern thing

which is a banner pattern that displays the old Mojang logo cool little Easter egg that commemorates the history of the game's creators however the greatest Easter egg of them all when it comes to banners I do know that it's possible to make a rarely seen rainbow Banner if you've tried you might have noticed it's not as easy as one might think however these five steps will guarantee a good result it goes pink orange yellow lime and then light blue you can also use a banner to create an interactive printer for your office just place the banner like so make sure it's well lit below the slab and fill the dispenser here with paper you can even add custom names to the paper that comes out if you want that extra little bit of details who amuse your friends that come to visit only slime sizes one two and four spawn naturally so you can actually create a slime of size 3 that's in between the medium and big slime

which surprised me but how big can slimes get here we go rapid fire round here you can see a size 5 slime it's a Chalker but I'm sure it'll seem small in a second size 6 7 8 9 10 killing size 10 we'll split it into two size five slimes let's go quicker 15 20 25 30 35 okay this is getting insane as in not sane let's see how deadly it ow okay let's go bigger 50 100 150 200 turns out 128 is the largest size possible this thing is so massive that it's almost impossible to find its hitbox according to the Minecraft Wiki it should have 16 380 for Health it can jump super far and does 128 damage per hit are you and I thinking the same thing release the Wardens once the wardens attack it quickly becomes clear that they're not going to kill it anytime soon or are they the Sonic booms actually manage to launch the Slime into the air and it somehow dies of fall damage it splits into more but much smaller

slimes they're still huge though core slimes only further anger the Wardens it's more and more chaotic and then silence silence silence 2187 slimes died on this battlefield only those experienced with the atrocities of War can begin to imagine the pain fear and suffering okay that's it now on the development side of this new mini boss the warden didn't always look like this it went through multiple iterations before it ended up as this Eerie enemy the original concept was referred to as the stalker and was a much taller thinner mob with a fake glowing item suspended in its stomach

Questions about this episode

What is discussed in "10 Things You Shouldn't Do in Minecraft"?

In order: 0:00 Bamboo Boat, Bamboo Raft, Elytra, Mumbo Jumbo; 3:00 Mojang, Warden, Minecraft, Age of Empires; 6:00 Minecraft, Warden.

What is mentioned in this MagmaMusen episode?

11 people, works and ideas are mentioned, including Warden, Minecraft, Mojang, Mumbo Jumbo, Bamboo Boat, Bamboo Raft. Each one on this page links to its own page with every episode that mentions it.

How long is "10 Things You Shouldn't Do in Minecraft"?

The episode runs 8 min; the transcript is about 1,669 words in 10 timestamped sections.

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